Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 456 The Easter Munchies..? | Brown Bag Mornings (04/22/25)
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The more brown back, the better. Come on.
Buenos days.
Good morning.
Good morning to you.
A, May is just around the corner.
Just FYI next week is May.
Oh, my God.
That's like, once it's May, it's almost going to be half the year.
Sorry, you guys are fixing their little.
Right.
Gemini season?
No.
No, Vic is June.
Torres.
May.
Oh, yeah, Torres.
My son.
Torres.
Oh, yeah, Torres.
Yeah, Torres.
Greg, what are you doing on Saturday between 2 p.m. and 7 p.m.
DJing, a kid's party.
Let's go!
Whoa!
What?
You are?
What do you are?
With no pay.
It's your nephew.
What kind of music are you going to play?
I'll play the...
Minecraft movie music.
All the sound effects.
Yeah.
No, they have music to MikeCrab movie.
They have music.
Bro, honestly, it's pretty cool.
You get Kool-A jammers, probably for free.
True.
You get kind of...
Usually they have carnitasas really good.
Good guacamole.
Yes.
La la la la la la la la la la la.
Not many.
That's, oh, my craft movie.
Oh, the chicken jockey.
La la la la la la la la la la la.
Chicken.
Yeah, 150 people RCPed.
Yeah.
Wow.
Wow.
That's a kids party?
Let's go.
Is that a club?
If you meet my husband today, he'll probably invite to my kids party on Saturday.
He invites people.
He plays basketball.
They don't have kids.
He's like, you just come over here.
It's a networking affair.
Oh, for sure.
You can use it.
Is that?
So I don't have to bring a kid.
You don't have to bring a kid.
It'd be weird if you did bring a kid that we've never seen before.
True.
Greg just shows up what a kid.
Yeah, we have a question.
Just a random kid.
Hey, you.
Go to a party with me.
All right.
We actually to do that.
No.
Don't do that.
Hey, kid wouldn't go to a party?
No.
They have candy.
Oh my God.
So creepy.
You can network.
No.
We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
I think I could pay you like five bucks of it.
A marathon burger?
I can put you a marathon burger.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
You know, some types of vandalism we are okay with, like when Maximo attacks.
No, we're not okay with any vandalism.
Why are you tagging in the restroom, full?
You guys love the graffiti towers in downtown L.A.
That was cool.
It's vandalism, brothers.
This is our piece.
Different.
I mean, it's a band.
No, that's I'm saying, though, but like some of vandalism we are okay with.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like when Maximo tags hopes everywhere.
I do not do that, actually.
Oh, your heart.
Do not say that.
Do not say that.
What?
I am not hopes.
I actually know that guy.
Of course you were.
Of course.
Spider-Man and knows Peter Parker as well.
No, that is not me.
Clark can't.
Superman, anybody?
He knows Superman.
He don't sleep.
That guy don't sleep.
He wouldn't make it here.
He hopes for sleep.
Yes.
Okay.
But there's another type of vandalism that, man, like no one can really get behind.
I don't understand what's going on in downtown L.A.
So there's a lot.
Facts.
There's a lot of trees that are shade trees in downtown.
If you've ever taken a walk, that's what they're meant for.
It's like urban planning.
They put it there.
But somebody has taken like a, what are those things called?
Chainsaw.
Chainsaw.
And cut these trees in half and they're literally just laying down in downtown L.A.
Why?
It's not even funny, bro.
It's not funny.
I think about your dad, Angie.
I mean, I think that that's work for my dad.
So call him up.
To pick it up?
Yeah.
Oh, he picks it up.
No.
Like to pick it up.
No, it's not.
But I think that's messed up because they're like nice trees.
It's not like they're making.
It's really sad to just trash or anything.
Yeah.
It's just really sad to see them kind of bent down.
Like some of them have been like like cut at the at the base.
Others like more up top.
But they're kind of just hanging like just the top part hanging down for no reason, bro.
I want to know what chains all that guys using because to do that that fast and then get away with it.
Because to cut a tree.
Yeah.
That's what I'm thinking.
I'm like so people saw it heard the noise and everything.
but then nobody thought to stop him.
No, nobody's going to stop a guy with a chainsaw.
Or call the cops or something.
No, they just put it on the citizens app.
Guy with the chainsaw walking in downtown LA on 7th Street.
And then that's when you look at it, you're like, uh.
Yeah, it's pretty normal.
Yeah.
With downtown LA, someone does something confidently enough,
you think that they're supposed to be there doing it.
Man, you know what I'm saying?
No, but even like someone chopping down a tree in downtown,
you're like, okay, I don't know that they didn't hire him to do that.
True.
Yeah, I would think that too, you know?
Especially if, like, he comes in with all the tools,
I'm like, oh, maybe he's my dance competition.
Especially if he has a hockey mask.
I'm like, oh, he knows what he's doing.
Yeah, yeah, true.
He's a jumpsuit with a hockey mask.
Yeah, he got it, he got it, he got it.
Can you actually, Angie, do you know if you can save those trees?
No.
I told you, can we ask your cousin that hooks trees?
Oh, yeah, but he's asleep right now.
No, sometimes depending on the tree, you can actually try to replant it,
but most of the times it's just going to dry up.
Oh, man.
So people are wondering if people are actually doing,
They're calling it eco-terrorism, which I totally agree.
Because, lo-key, you do that to all these trees lined up.
It looks scary.
It does.
You know what I'm saying?
And other people are thinking maybe someone that owns the building wanted it done,
but they didn't want to go through the city, so they hired somebody else.
It's just a lot of conspiracy theories already about what happened to these trees.
I know, bro.
They started at one tree.
They're like, I need to do more.
Just more, yeah.
Just killing out there.
Trees is the opposite to somebody.
Yeah.
They do think that video evidence should be available, of course, to authority.
because it's downtown LA.
Those buildings are full of cameras, or are they?
They're not going to find the man-wielding saw.
Yeah, just like they didn't find the fools that broke into my car outside of downtown
downtown LA.
Yeah.
You know what I always, like, we're in a very unique place in L.A.
where it's like, oh, this could all just be movie promo for a new Jason movie.
We just don't know.
Like, remember at the baseball game where the creepy smile places?
Like, that type of stuff all happens or like the biomey.
people at the Chargers games.
That type of stuff happens all the time.
We just have to deal with it.
You're so right.
It's not fair.
Yeah, but what damage the trees?
If there's like a movie where the trees are.
If the budget is big enough, they don't care.
The old trees are replacing.
Get rid of them.
Yeah.
There's a thing about these trees too.
Like I told you, they're shade trees and you got to think summer's coming up.
It gets really high.
And it's just their their function is now not going to be anymore.
So we can't ask for these things or want these.
things or like I'm sure people are like bro we need more of this and then this type of thing
happens I hope it's the trees that like ruin the sidewalk so that make you true they're not
literally nice little trees that are like put together full of life they're not pretty new yeah they
do yeah you know those trees that are just in the middle of a random like sidewalk and just
make you fall over no no like in someone's in someone's hood no like in someone's neighborhood
yeah like you know the ones that mess up the sidewalk yeah like with like the roots yeah how dare
How dare they grow like they're naturally supposed to and we have cement over them.
They should know a site lock is right there.
Your guys are crazy.
Yeah, so I don't know.
Respect the trees, man.
That's not something that you want to look at.
I don't know that it like is like a cool thing to do.
It's not.
And if you get caught like, bro, you don't want to go to jail for like chopping down a tree.
Imagine.
Is it a crime though?
They got to invent a lot of.
They could just apply and she's, uh, dad's job.
Thanks.
You want to be a true.
They're hiring though.
We are always hiring.
Especially if you know how to climb the palm trees.
Those are tricky.
Oh, those huge ones.
Those are tricky.
Leave the trees alone.
Leave the trees alone.
Yeah, leave them alone.
Okay.
Well, that's it.
That's all you know, I'm local.
We have, what's your name over there?
Gregorio.
Gregorio, scrolling on the way.
Yes, let the end.
Churches might be going away soon, and we can all blame AI for it.
Find out what's going to, find out what's going to replace the Lord's home next.
Bro, the Pope is dead.
What?
And the Lord's home is your heart.
It was just Easter.
You want to replace Jesus with AI?
I'm not replacing Jesus.
Okay.
The Internet is a person.
Scrolling with all me.
Gregory.
Hey.
Letty.
Greaky.
There's a website going viral because, you know, everybody wants to talk to Jesus.
Jesus.
My brother?
No, no, Jesus Christ.
This is not the Bible app.
This is a new website called.
Chris Mingo.
Hey.
That's good.
I used to want to sign up for that before.
She did.
She did.
single with Christians?
Yeah.
Wow.
Surprise.
I'm a good man.
No, no.
This website is called A.I.Jus.
Dot live.
And when you click onto the website, you're put into a waiting room saying that Jesus is going to re-reserect.
Right?
That's how you say.
That's what you say?
And it has a countdown from thousands of years to now.
I personally think it's the creepiest thing in the world.
It's a countdown?
It's a countdown.
Should I click onto the website so you guys can hear how it sounds?
Wait, but the countdown.
down.
It's a long?
It's like it makes you wait a little bit.
It's like a couple seconds.
So not re-resorrect.
Do you mean like the second coming of Christ?
That's what they say.
It says re-resorrecting in thousand years, 900 years, 500 years, 500 years.
How many years might you want?
Thousand.
I'm going to click on to the website.
This is what you first hear when you're on it, all right?
So it says there's a button that says video call AI Jesus in Time New Roman.
Pretty creepy
Turn that off
That's a cool sample
Yeah
Why
Right now it says right now
Right there
Yeah real quick
Send that to my producer
It's loading
It's loading
Re-reserrecting
So this is what you hear
On the website
When you first click it
And the big button says
Start call with Jesus
Click it
Click it
Click it
Click it
Ready
Jesus is thinking
That's what this website
is saying
Right now
Greetings child
I am AI Jesus
and your time with me is short but precious.
Before we begin, what burdens your soul that I might offer guidance and perhaps a suggestion
for a new pair of comfortable walking shoes like the Brooks Ghost 16?
What?
Talk to him, Greg.
Tell him that you have an alcoholic problem.
You haven't seen him in a long time.
Tell him.
Tell him.
Tell him about the kid you're not claiming.
Go.
I'm not going to tell him that.
Tell him.
Tell him the best sports drink.
Tell him your hat says you're alcoholic.
Tell him you're really mean to your dad.
Go.
Jesus, I'm really mean to my dad.
I'm sorry.
All right, I said it.
I think he has a...
He's loading.
He's loading.
He's loading.
No, he doesn't say anything.
Hold, let me type it in.
Let me type it in.
Jesus.
I'm really mean to my dad.
Imagine you're doing this tonight?
I'm trying to...
I don't know, but I want to sample this.
I can't get it out of my head.
What's up with capitalist Jesus suggesting Brooks shoes?
Yeah.
That's a nice sponsorship.
Jesus got it.
I think Jesus is hanging my laptop.
I can't control my laptop anymore.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on here?
It's a miracle.
It's a miracle.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Where is dad?
Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, it's literally like, it's like, boy crazy.
It's not working for him. It's okay. It's Jesus taking the wheel, bro.
Jesus is taking the wheel.
You know what you're lost cause, bro.
Jesus took the mouse.
Hold on, hold on. I'm going to type it out.
What did you say, apologize to my father?
No, but you can if you want. Go ahead.
Okay. Jesus, I am sorry for being mean to my father.
Enter.
Here it goes.
It is loading.
How do you feel right now, Greg?
I don't know.
I'm kind of scared.
My child, forgiveness flows like a river.
Let the current wash away your regret.
To mend the bridge between you and your father,
I suggest a heartfelt gesture,
a beautifully crafted, personalized photo album from Shutterfly.
Oh, wow.
Right.
Capitalistic.
He is just sounding deep.
Tata.
Yeah.
I will say
A photo album by Shetterfly
is really nice
It is, but it's just like
This is the fact that AI Jesus is
Suggesting that
Tell me something
I think Jesus is a salesman
Yeah
What's the Brooks shoes?
The Brooks walking shoes?
But also you should say
Sorry to your dad
Yeah
With the photo
That would be great
It's a great gesture
Here this one time
We couldn't figure out
What you should do
AI Jesus just helps
You know like seconds
Thank you Lord
Thank you Jesus
Shout out to AI Jesus, you are going to help me so much during Christmas time.
You're right.
He has his gift list already.
Thank you, Greg.
Thank you for that.
What's the site again?
It is AIJesus.
Live.
I'll put the link on Brumbeck Mornings 106 on Instagram.
Maximo's going just for the sample.
Yeah.
I'm sampling this.
Thank you, Greg.
Shout out to Maximo.
He got me a...
Can I say that?
No.
You can't say that.
He got me new hat.
You can't?
You can't.
Yeah, you're right.
Sold by the MLB.
Well, Angie, we're influencers.
You gave me a shout out for the Moncici, and now all of a sudden we want to shout
to everybody out.
Oh, my gosh.
Thank you, Maximum.
They're going to get the...
We're going to get a Moncichie's hat.
I appreciate Markimo.
Yeah.
So much for getting me a new hat.
So much so that I won't press charges for him stealing my sweater.
He stole your sweater?
I purpose.
He stole his sweater.
Yeah.
What sweater?
Yeah.
One of the ones he's wearing, but a different color.
Ranchu Umilde.
Shout out Jimmy, Humile.
All you have to.
He asked for our sizes?
He only said mine.
And he sat his own and let these sauce forward.
They didn't ask me for all the sizes.
But Greg, did I not give you shirts?
Because you already have the shirts.
Jimmy?
No.
Asked all of us.
Yes.
And you're the one that's like Kikiing with him on text.
By the way, FBI and police, it's Vic that talks to him, okay?
No, no.
You're all here like, hey, Jimmy, top of the top.
Good morning, Grand Rising King.
No.
There was a miscommunication.
Grand Rising.
There was a communication breakdown with the person.
Shout out to Justin at Cap City who is like the middleman to like send us the stuff.
He didn't ask me for anybody else's sizes.
That was the problem.
He said what's the team sizes?
No, he just asked me for me.
I'll show you the text.
Vic was going through it.
He's like, I already have this.
You can have it.
I already have this.
He could have it.
Is that how I see him?
Yeah.
I thought it was being nice.
I walked out of the room like, I'm such a good person.
I stole it.
Look at me for the people.
I'm such a good person.
Wow.
I amaze myself.
Even me.
When you guys saw me yesterday walk back and then walked by again, I stole the sweater.
I was in the way of it.
Yeah, we have it on record.
You got that?
Daniel Sav it.
Thank you.
I won't press charges for now.
See if the hats come in.
Okay.
Yeah, hats are Vicks love language.
Yeah.
Any more shout-outs besides Vick and Maxxie.
Shout out, Quay Leonard.
Drop 39 points last night.
Got the W on the Nuggets.
Playout time.
Let's go.
So the series is 1-1.
No, I'm rooting for the clips.
I want them to win.
You are?
That's right, man.
For this series?
This is the series.
I mean, they're not playing the Lakers.
I don't care.
Oh, okay.
I want them to beat the Nuggets.
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate your support.
The Nuggets are like a really good team, so Vick doesn't want them to go more.
So the Lakers.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
So then you would play the Clippers if they beat the Nuggets.
Lakers versus Clippers.
No, not this next round.
Yeah.
Okay.
It would be the conference.
Oh, wow.
And I'm rooting for that.
Honestly, if that happens, that would be amazing.
That would be amazing for the city.
Yeah, that'd be crazy.
Lakers Clippers Western Conference finals?
Yeah.
You know the shenanigans that would go down in this room?
I know.
That'd be great for our bets for everything.
None of us would have eyebrows.
I can't wait.
Yes, go Clippers.
Shout out to Kauai.
Well, they send me the audio clip.
Thank you.
Did Russell?
She said it in the clear, too.
Oh, now y'all give me space.
Talk.
I love it.
Did Russell Westbrook lay it on you guys last night?
Hey, yo.
Yes or no.
He missed a few layups, but he played pretty good.
All right.
Let's go, Russell.
I'm rooting for Russ, and Kauai and Hardin.
They're all from out here.
Yeah, the city.
Nice.
Any more shout-outs?
Chia wants to shout out her daughter, Alina.
She's going to prom on Friday.
Oh.
Lincoln High School.
Awesome.
Yes.
Be good at prom.
I'm that old.
No, me too.
I know what you're talking about.
It's a good one.
Oh, her name.
Do you know?
Chichitia?
Chippets, yeah.
I remember the commercials when I was kid.
Yeah, that's the last thing.
The last thing you remember.
The last thing you remember.
The first memory.
Yeah, I think they still have them.
It was a Yoda.
And he wrote a fro.
Nick wants to shout out his uncle for finally getting engaged after 20 years.
Let's go.
Is his uncle, Maximo?
No.
He says, 20 years is a perfect amount of years.
He says you're happy
And that's all that matters, I guess
I guess
Well, oh my gosh
Dear love
Daniel wants a shout out
And he also says
Habosh-bubosh
Habosh
I forgot about that
And then we got
birthday shoutouts
George Banda wants to shout out
His wife Kim
She turns 30 today
Let's go Kim
Banda
Kim
Luis Chavez wants to do a big
shout out to his ex
sister-in-law
Fernanda
What?
Yes
He got to relax
Hey, Fernanda, what's going out here?
This is happy birthday to her.
And then another shout out to his Uncle Julio.
Happy birthday to Julio as well.
Julio.
Jesse from Marietta.
wants to shout out his son Liljessie.
It's his birthday.
Hi, Liljew Jesse.
And he says happy Earth Day as well.
Let's go.
Happy Earth.
Hey, Uncle Hard.
Love the Earth.
Shane wants a birthday.
Shout out to his son, Waukeen.
Says Dad loves you.
Joaquin.
Seven continents on the Earth.
Go.
U.S.
of 10.
No.
It's Earth Day, not America Day.
Oh, I don't...
Try it.
Asia?
That's one?
That's one.
Oh, my God.
America?
North America, South America.
Yeah, three.
Who are you looking at?
No, I'm not looking at it.
No, he's not looking at anything.
I'm trying to actually think about it.
North America, South America, Asia.
You did that one.
I just know Asia because of the dancer.
You want to help him, Maximo?
Antarctica.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Western Hemisphere.
No, you want to keep helping in Mexico?
Europe.
No.
Wait, that is.
Yeah.
Australia?
Mm-hmm.
One more.
I knew that.
You got it.
I knew that.
I knew that.
What's from Germany?
Bro.
Oh, my, bro.
It's America, South America.
Africa.
Africa.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, man.
I was like.
I thought I covered that.
No, you did it.
I was overthinking it.
You were.
Yeah.
What were you thinking?
Centries?
Yeah.
All right.
Three types of rocks.
Go, Maximo.
Crystal.
No.
Sedimentary.
Amethyst.
No, that's a crystal.
That's a drug.
I'm going to stop asking my earth questions.
Yeah.
I'm going to stop.
Hey, shout out, chef Adrian over at catch.
We went to catch last night for our anniversary.
What?
Bro, they have sushi pizza.
How is it speed?
Yeah, it's good.
Oh, the sashimi pizza?
Yeah, sashimi pizza.
I need to go.
You do.
Actually, he said, y'all need a man-up.
What?
Yeah, shout-o chef Adrian.
To who?
To who?
Not to who.
Not to me.
Not you, Angie.
I know.
I know.
Yeah, man-up, Angie.
He says you guys are maniacs, and you guys play around too much, and you need to man up.
And he's like, I know how Maximo and Vic are, I don't know Greg, but I can only assume since he's the younger one, he's over there like a dogwood his tail wagging.
He literally said.
Shout out of Chef Adrian.
Yeah, I know Chef Adrian.
Yeah.
That's my job.
He's the best.
He's the best.
He sent him lots of memes.
Lots of what?
Memes.
Oh, I heard memes.
No, no, we should have sent him to the memes friendly.
Yeah, no.
Tight.
All right.
Well, yeah, shout out of Chef Adrian.
Anybody else in you more shout out?
Oh, was it just you two?
Yeah, it's amazing.
No, I'm just wondering you took the kids or.
Oh, yeah, no, no kids.
That's a day that I get.
A long time.
A long time.
That's awesome.
What's out of you.
I said.
And I tell him, why do you cuss on air?
He probably was sweating the whole.
He was nervous.
No, she's going to ask at a certain point.
That's great.
I'm like, why did you give me like a, like a remember the Titans type of pep talk on air?
Why didn't you say how beautiful I was or how much they like change your life?
He was like, keep breaking their necks and keep, no, keep, keep, what do you say?
Keep stepping on their neck.
Keep keeping the foot on the neck.
And he's like seven years, seven years.
People don't make it a seven years.
He's like, you don't let the chickyachio spot.
You know, you're killing it out there.
I'm like, who are a coach?
Thanks, coach.
Thanks, Coach Carter.
Yeah.
My brother said the same thing.
He was like, why did he give her like such a coach?
That's how he is.
That's how he is, bro.
It's a pep talk, you.
That's my man.
That was great.
He did tell you he loves you on air, though.
Yeah, that's true.
Angie, you know that that's very special.
Did he take his segue to catch?
No, and you didn't stop clowning him?
Because I told him what you said about him.
Oh, what I said.
Yeah.
Because Umberto joined my husband for the Marathon Run Club.
Wow.
Everyone was like, I would like to run a marathon with your husband.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's married.
But he went on Saturday, this past Saturday.
And so my husband runs and he runs really fast, right, Umberto?
Yeah, he's a track star.
Hold on.
He's a track star?
He's a track star.
He's a track star.
Got those good legs?
He got those mad legs.
Hey, yo.
Hey, oh.
What is that mean?
What is that mean?
All right.
So he runs fast.
He finishes the run, then he gets on the segue to coach everybody to keep going.
He tells him the same thing.
Foot on their necks.
You let all of that, right?
Keep it going.
But Greg made fun.
Like when Uberto was telling me how fast my husband is, don't I know it.
Greg was like, he was on his segue.
He wasn't even running.
And it's like, bro, that's because he finished already.
How was he going to finish before everybody else and then hop on a segue?
I ask that all the time.
Did he do the flash?
He's really fast, bro.
Did you see his marathon time?
Not to see it.
It was like, it was three hours something.
Like right under four hours.
He's putting in a lot of work.
Yeah, he's really fast, bro.
And then you say, tell Greg to put his money to his mouth
and come to the run clip.
Oh.
I don't run.
I don't have to put money in my mouth either.
It's disgusting.
There's germs on it.
It's so annoying.
But yeah, so he wants to see you on the turf just so you know.
Yeah, we're training for the marriage.
Marathon, right guys?
All we're supposed to.
Yeah.
I am.
I'm outside.
Mile.
Out in like where my girl lives?
Yeah, don't say where I don't know.
But I mean like you for real like.
Yeah.
Outside.
Yeah.
And I ran.
That's so weird.
I'm trying to get a mile under.
So far away.
A mile under 12 minutes is a goal.
A cab.
I did like 30.
I did 14 like right under 14 minutes.
Mac?
No.
I swear.
Big.
Big.
Okay.
Pull up your.
It was 14 minutes.
It was 17 minutes.
Oh, I think it was 17.
No, that's because I kept going after the mile.
Oh, yeah.
I could have stopped it right there, but I was like, no, I still got some more in me.
Yeah, got more in me.
Yeah.
You know, go back home.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're all training, you guys.
Let's influence you to be healthy.
Ain't no way.
He did a mile in, like, already.
He did you on the corner.
Whoa.
Why are you hating outside the club?
Go do a run.
I have a Nike Run Club app.
Oh, wow.
That makes it official.
Yesterday, Greg told us everyone go run a mile.
He literally said that yesterday.
Oh.
Yeah, but.
So then go run your own mile.
I doubt he did that in 11 minutes.
No, I said 14 minutes.
He says that's his goal.
No, my goal is 12, but I did 14 on the first, like no warm up, no nothing.
That's pretty good.
It wasn't that hard.
It must have a lot.
This is why people stop because they have friends like you guys.
Sixth grade.
His girl had a pastry at the end.
He didn't make it kidding.
She just was like shaming me.
You just don't want to be embarrassed in front of your girl.
Like she's like, well, I'm going to walk over here and by the time I walk back, you better be done.
I'm like, right.
That's motivation.
It is.
It is.
Big's going to have a marathon body and he's going to have an 11-minute mom and you're still going to be here, alcoholic.
I have to read, great at it says Mommy's Little Alcoholic.
That's a problem.
That's two different problems.
I could be a marathon that's an alcoholic.
No, try it.
Try it.
Your liver's going to stop you.
It's going to start hurting.
I don't believe 14 minutes is, I feel like I could barely do that.
And I've been more.
No, 14 minutes is doable.
It's not, it wasn't crazy.
I stopped a lot.
Like, I mean, I walked, like, most of it.
I didn't run the whole thing.
You got it, but.
You just said you ran the whole time.
Most of the time.
It's changed.
If there's one thing about Vic, if he's going to change his story.
No, look.
Don't get me.
Don't make me mad all over again.
Yeah, no.
All right now.
Send it to the chat.
He gave the phone to his girl to keep running.
That's actually really funny.
No.
All right.
Come on my, babe.
You need to be like the influencers, like, point five miles.
Yeah.
I haven't broke a sweat yet.
Well, on Saturday morning, 8 a.m.
You're invited to the run club.
Yeah.
It's 8 a.m.
Right, right, bro?
Humbert.
Humberg?
Humberg.
8 a.m.
That's tour.
Right there.
At Elysian Park, getting home from the club at 8 a.m.
It's a problem, though.
8 a.m's a good time so you don't catch the heat.
This is how we help you, change your life.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Grady.
Simp or pimp.
BIMP.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
You know, L'A, Maximum.
Sounds like an angel.
Yes.
There's a pastor, but it's a pastor.
name of Renald Steele, who's been going on podcast with his wife talking about their love story
and what they've been through.
Renalts's a cool name.
Renald Steele.
His wife's name is Kelly Steele.
And there was a moment in one of these podcasts where she was saying her side of the story
and how he was being unfaithful and what she would do for him in the name of someone special.
And when I was going through transition of him, not coming home on the weekends, not being there,
me, I hate you, I'll never love you, I wish I never married you. I knew that life and death is
the power of the tongue through the Word of God. So I would say, you will love me one day. We will
have a good marriage one day. And although he would go out for weekends, I would literally help him
get ready to go meet his side chick by arting his clothes and getting him ready for the night.
And these are all things I was graced to do. I would not encourage anybody to do that unless
you are graced by God to do this.
Was she asking like AI Jesus or something?
What is asking? She's saying like, you don't do it unless.
Grace, my God.
AI Jesus, when she asked, what do I do?
Iron is clothes.
And make sure you buy some dockers.
Greg had AI Jesus for scrolling.
And it's just the Jesus that tells you what to buy.
Exactly.
I'm asking right now.
But yes, she said the reason she had that power to know that he was going to go out and do these things.
Yeah.
That it was the grace of God that allowed her to know that down the line, I guess it would work.
How are you a pastor and you say those things, though?
Yeah, no, it's wild.
Because when, and I know people are different than they present themselves to me.
For sure.
But I would assume his training is like, if someone had come up to him and it's like, my husband talks to me like this, it's like, oh, no, that's not the correct way to say it or saying.
Right.
I don't know you, I don't know, I would expect a Bible verse or just somehow delivered like a preacher, not, I hate you, I wish I was never married.
Right.
I mean, and I'm sure it's not everybody.
But I've heard many stories of like pastors, you know, kind of getting lost.
with the power they have with like being around a lot of women women trust them right and you know
less about the other women more about how he treated his wife his wife his wife how I'm feeling right um yeah
yeah no that's weird for him to be that like mean and aggressive considering and then she being like
you know what love me I you will love me yeah let me iron your clothes let me earn your love and
send you out to your mistress like earning his clothes that's insane I mean at that point I don't know
how she didn't like just move on when it's like you will love me one day you will do this
manifestation because Jesus Christ also you know with if she believes this on the West Coast
if she believes this then she you know is committed to marriage where it's like yeah through
you know trials and tribulations like that's part so that's why I'm assuming like how you didn't
know the vows that's not even in it I don't know same thing for trial there
or 60-day warranty.
30-day return policy.
But she loves her man.
She loves her man.
Played it, Gambril.
And when I was going through transition of him,
not coming home on the weekends,
not being there, telling me I hate you,
I'll never love you, I wish I'd never married you.
I knew that life and death is in the power of the tongue
through the Word of God.
So I would say, you will love me one day.
We will have a good marriage one day.
And although he would go out for weekends,
I would literally help him get ready to go meet a side check
by arning his clothes and getting them ready for the night.
And these are all things I was grace to do.
I would not encourage anybody to do that unless you are grace by God to do this.
You're tripping, girl.
Herding is close.
Does she have a book or something?
Because people, just like they follow the pastors, they follow the pastor's wife.
The wives, yeah.
No, I mean, I didn't see anything about a book.
Like, that's a testimony right there.
Yeah, like it worked for us.
Yeah, you just got to manifest that it's going to work down the line.
I mean, did it?
Yeah.
Yeah, she's with him.
They're still together.
podcast.
And you see him in the background?
Yep.
Uh-huh.
Oh, yeah.
No, he's got it.
Someone sends us to their wife.
Iron my clothes, baby.
Iron my clothes.
Got a big weekend.
What do you call this?
That is sad.
Yeah.
It's sad.
But they're still together.
Yeah, but it's sad.
She's worth.
She accepted all his BS.
He's a pimp.
I mean, but.
Do you think he's sitting there?
Like, yeah, I got away with all that.
Yes, he is.
Yeah.
He's saying that proudly.
But by the grace of God.
Yeah.
They've been forgiven.
Yeah.
Tim.
Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
You need a homie or need some help?
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, online.
We've got you for.
The homie help line.
Josh needs our help.
Josh.
Josh sent us a DM and said,
someone showed up high to Easter.
Oh, my God.
He said, hey guys, I need some help.
So you know how Easter was the same day as 420 this year?
Yes.
Well, the homie came into Easter high A.F.
He said, I had invited him over to my house a few weeks back since he doesn't have family here.
I was having Easter at my house with my family and my girl's family coming over,
barbecuing and hiding eggs here.
My girl had been planning it for weeks, getting decorations, a bunny cake,
and making sure all the kids got an Easter egg basket.
Oh, that's cute
So anyways, this food comes over
And as soon as I've seen him,
I knew he was faded.
He said he gets here
And his eyes are all red
And he's telling me to chill out
And that it's 420
And to smoke one
He's on one
He said he was laughing at random conversations
And my mom was complaining
That he smelled like sorrio
Oh sorrio like a skunk
He said
My girl was telling me
Yeah.
My girl was telling me to ask him to leave because he was eating the chocolate from the kids' baskets.
And he even got into the cake before we even cut it.
The bunny cake?
He said, dog, my girl was pissed and was blaming me because I didn't kick him out when she told me to.
It's just a cake, man.
What's a tripping about?
We were all going to eat anyway.
It's not just a cake.
It's a bunny cake.
But it looks good.
You make my high.
Come down.
I believe my high.
Come down.
That's what he's thinking.
So he said,
Now my girl is mad at me
and telling me that I better tell him
to pay for the cake
that costs $200.
Ugh.
He ate the whole cake?
But I don't know how to have it.
He ruined it.
He ruined it.
Before the photo.
For a slice?
You might as well have ruined it.
He ruined it.
He said, but I don't know how to tell him,
help me, brown bag.
Is that too much?
Yeah.
It's too much.
He ruined the whole thing.
It's a cake.
Bank it up.
First of all, no, no, no.
He stank up the whole place.
Like the monster.
complaining to how he smells, right?
Yeah.
He's probably being annoying, laughing at everyone's conversation.
All you guys have that annoying homie that you love but messes things up.
Yeah.
You all have him.
He's in your head right now.
If he's not in your head, you're that homie.
It's you.
It's great.
It's maximum.
Well, I'm also thinking like, you got to think like we all look at Easter differently.
Some people have a very, like, you know, tradition.
Like, they go to church.
They take it very serious.
They take it for what it is, which is, you know, the day that Jesus resurrected, right?
Other people are like, oh, it's like a number.
another day. It's chill, get with the family.
Yeah, barbecue. You don't know how
the mom and the girl
how serious they take it. And for this guy, like, one, if he
shows up, Faded, that's disrespect.
Is it? To them. Yeah. No, probably to them.
Maximo, you better stop.
It was a collab day.
It was far away.
So that is already probably
disrespectful. You know, now you're
eating the chocolate bunnies because you've got the
munchies. It's there. I mean, now you're
in the carrot cake or whatever, the bunny cake.
Oh, these bunnies are chocolate.
I know those cakes are custom.
Yeah.
The ones that, like, you hit up a baker, like, can't watch this.
Yeah, they look really pretty.
They're really cute.
If he ate them before, I guess there was.
And there's no, like, happy birthday.
That's what I was going to say.
It's not a birthday.
No, but it's, I guess it were planning on taking photos.
They were already upset at him for what he was doing.
Oh, okay.
Like, like him coming, showing up like that and all of that.
And then they see him, like, grab with a cake or something that they haven't even.
Cut or anything.
That's going to upset.
Anyone.
I'm annoyed thinking of that.
In his mind, he's like, oh, nobody's going to do it.
I'm going to do it then.
Yeah, I mean.
Here, bunny, bunny, bunny.
Is it in the snack area?
I don't know.
What if he cut it and didn't use a knife?
Just his hat?
I don't think so.
I highly doubt that.
He ripped a piece off the corner.
It doesn't seem like he brought kids with them.
No.
Yeah, it sounds like it was by himself.
If like their kids is like, hey, Thiel, what was, I don't know, let's come.
Call him.
Yeah.
Give me name.
Theo Alex.
Alex.
Hey, Theo Alex in my candy.
Like, bro, what?
He's all right, kid.
And then he goes to eat the cake.
Yeah.
That's going to get you upset.
I mean, I don't know.
That's an understandable upset.
And I get it, it's 420.
Like you said, some people, like, are really about Easter.
And then some people are potheads.
Yeah.
True.
And so we were both.
And Josh's homie guy, he probably came in and was like, oh, this is so funny.
Salute to the most high.
Yeah.
I want to be as high as Jesus.
He was just.
He was happy to eat.
He was writing phone.
Like Jose was.
He was happy.
It seems like Josh knows his homie.
Josh knows his homie.
He knows what he invited.
He doesn't have family out here.
You know what I'm saying?
That's important.
Yeah.
And you know the theias are like,
oh my God, it smells so bad.
The mom was already.
The mom, yeah.
Smell so bad.
Who would smoke that?
You should not be smoking that.
On Jesus is too?
Yeah.
I can hear my mom already.
The smell is strong.
And I think for people that don't like consume,
it's even stronger.
It is.
People get used to that smell.
And even,
even if you consume like understanding
I guess like the moment too
it's like there's kids
you don't want that to like you cross
you know
you were saying that
oh what's wrong with coming in
or showing up like that
I never said that
you did
I never said
Wait what what did I say dude
I forget
So you're the one that
You're the one that puffs more than any of us
No I don't
Or used to
Used to back in the day
Did you ever go somewhere
And people could tell
No honestly
Honestly
I feel
like people could always tell.
No, like you went to a party
or you went to a gathering.
It was, like,
there's respectful routes to take.
So then he was being disrespectful.
In a sense, yes.
But depending what the situation was.
I don't know where he was.
Like if he's like outside
hot boxing on his way to a party,
like that's disrespectful because you know there's going to be people
around.
Yeah.
Or maybe.
How does one celebrate that day?
If not.
A collapsing.
Like more than usual, right?
True.
One would assume,
420 is, you do a little more.
You're going to do.
You go hard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right?
So you couldn't understand that it feels a little bit disrespectful.
No, 100%.
That is, I get that it's going to happen when these days are at the same.
And he quite got it too.
Like, bro.
I would have him to tell my family like, hey, he doesn't have any family.
You want him?
I saved him.
All they're going to say is, yeah, no, why.
True.
But then he ate their cake
And I think the
They're just mad
The girl's mad
Of course they're mad
To the smell
Not a ain't it
No I think it's the girl
Like she's mad
Because she took her time
To decorate
The Easter baskets
All that stuff
And then for someone
To just come in
And ruin pretty much everything
Any girl would be mad
Not only that
This guy at the end of the day
This could be
You know Josh's homie
His best homie
His favorite homie
Whatever
Yeah
It's not family
So they're like
What the hell is this guy doing here
He's not even our deal
we don't even have to fake be nice to them.
We don't have to put up with them.
Like, what is he even doing here, doing all this stuff?
Because when you have, like, an annoying family member, you're like,
but they are so-and-so's kid or...
You got to stand them.
You have, like, some sort of, like, respect or baseline and just like,
all right, well, we can't do that.
They're just like, I didn't ever want to see this guy again, probably.
For sure.
It means something to Josh and Josh only, like,
as far as, like, that relationship.
I've known him for a long time, or this is my best friend and all of that.
So he's saying, now my girl wants me to have him pay the $200 that the customer.
cake cost for the party.
For eating a slice.
For ruining it.
For consuming a cake that's meant to be eight.
Yeah.
Let that happen.
Let that happen at your party and you would understand.
So for your party, do I have to wait
to eat the cake?
Letty?
Yes.
Yes.
It's called respect.
It's not your house.
You don't come in and do what you want.
Then don't put it on the food table.
You don't even know where they put it.
I'm assuming.
Wait.
Okay.
I doubt he went to the refrigerator and I cut the cake.
If he's already digging in the little kids' Easter baskets,
it doesn't look outside of him.
To open the refrigerator door.
No respect.
He's checking if the candy doesn't have lead in it or anything.
Oh, my God.
Is I eating it?
But, like, I've seen parties where that's happened where you walk in and the dessert table looks so good.
But yeah, you can't touch it.
Why is that a thing?
No, you should be able to touch the dessert table.
You could.
The dessert table has the cake on it.
I want to know where the cake was.
Yeah, don't touch the cake until the happy birthday, dog.
Isn't that a birthday?
He said that he's been to party.
I think Lentzzi's reconsidering the invite that you have to Greg.
The dessert table is for you to go on.
That's a little different.
That's like, the cake is on it, but you don't touch the, if the cake is on it, you don't touch the cake to happy birthday.
I think that's pretty common knowledge.
Oh, for the birthdays, yes.
Yes.
But if it's Easter.
But if it's like a regular event.
You said you've been to parties where that's at.
I just say birthdays, I'm just saying parties in general.
So what days?
What kind of parties are?
What type of parties are?
Celebration parties.
So birthday.
A birthday.
Like a wedding?
Yeah.
Wedding is a different story because that's like, they cut the first.
What parties are you going to that you see anything?
You don't go to.
I don't go to parties, okay.
I don't know what to do.
You know what that said it.
I've been to party.
No one lets me touch anything.
I usually just DJ.
They never offered me anything.
That's so sad.
When Greg would DJ
bachelor at parties,
he would always have the cake first.
Nice.
With the funny shapes.
I've actually done that party once.
That was his favorite.
It was very awkward.
Okay.
What should he do?
Or is $200 too much?
Should he split it with his homie?
Split it.
Because he's half responsible for it.
I don't think that they're going to get out of paying for the cake.
I don't think so?
No, the girl's standing on business.
She didn't make life.
The girl's standing on business.
You ruined my eating party.
You came in.
You acted a mess.
You were this way.
You made the whole thing smell.
And you ate this.
Bro, you got to do something.
Like, I asked my man to kick you out and he didn't.
All right.
Have him eat the cake that the kids wanted.
This is a girl's annoying.
Yeah.
The girl's going to make his love.
I like how he did all this stuff
and she's annoying.
Because she's trying to charge you.
She is.
Okay.
Get over it.
Oh my gosh.
Get over it.
It's a party.
Things happen at parties.
Yeah.
And as a party,
she's the planner
and she took time
and effort to put all this together
for some fools
to just come in high.
Would you rather have a cake
that no one ate
or a cake that somebody ate?
That's a whole part of a party.
I would rather have a cake
that if the kids eat
when it's time.
Because it's Easter for the kids.
He's a kid at heart.
Yeah.
It sounds like this guy.
It's a big kid.
He was the life of the party.
Yeah.
Sounds like it was annoying.
Yeah, that probably sounds boring.
Josh, yeah, like.
Then why did he go?
He was, yeah, Josh was disrespectful, but he should have logged it.
I want to, I want to watch that.
What I mean?
He should have logged it.
Josh was the guy.
Oh, I'm sorry, no, Josh's homie.
Josh's the homie.
Josh's the homie should have logged it.
Yeah. crazy.
It just, all right.
Well, I'm just trying to, I'm wondering sometimes.
Are you guys just being?
No.
No.
Church work.
I guess it's light about being at a fake birthday party.
No, he's on his own.
I feel like.
Be contradictory to the situation.
It's really understandable.
You plan the party, right?
Yes.
You know how time consuming that is?
For sure.
You're putting money up.
Like she put that $200 up.
We don't know where she got it.
But like, you know what?
She put that bread up for the kids, for all of that.
Anyone that comes in and already, like, you're not, you're kind of like playing with it.
Like, hey, kid, give me some candy.
Ha, ha, ha, or whatever.
He says, he's laughing to himself.
All of that.
This is where Josh's account.
Yeah.
All of that happens, you're going to be mad.
and be like, oh, she sucks for being mad.
Like, come on.
No, I don't feel like it's, like, I get it, but I don't think it's that, that serious.
Like, I don't, I don't.
But that's also how you are.
I think that's just be like, oh, man, dude, you're a fool.
And let it go.
And let it go.
Josh's girl, that 200 isn't, I don't think the point.
It's just she just wants to feel like, ooh, I stuck it back to him, to his homie.
And I think she won't be satisfied until that happens, until she sees it.
Like, all right, he saw it through.
He paid me back because he, in her mind.
What happened?
She ruined, he ruined her Easter.
That Easter.
Yeah, the whole Easter.
Yeah, the whole Easter.
Yeah.
And, you know, he's like, I don't even know that I ruined it.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
The cake is there for a reason.
How did I ruin it?
I was barely there.
And he's going to act like that.
But I guess you as that middle person that loves your homie, but also loves your girl,
you got to kind of be in there.
And it's less about what it means to you and more about what it means to your partner.
Like, I'm sure your girls get upset over the most random thing that to you guys are like,
it's not that big of a deal.
It's less about what you feel.
feel about it, it's more about how she takes it in.
Because if you were to tell her, hey, it's not that big of a deal, what would happen?
I wish she's angry.
Is this your friend, it's always so disrespectful?
And when he shows up to the party, it shows up high?
But on any argument, if you were to tell your girl who's upset over, I don't know,
her hair not being done correctly or someone text her this.
And if you were to tell her, it's not that big of a deal, get over it.
I'm being the dramatic one.
She's not going to.
Yeah, that's going to be an argument.
A blow up.
So I'm the problem.
Time heals everything.
Oh my God.
You're annoying.
So it's just me, huh?
It's just me.
It can't be mad forever.
Hey.
Maximo just walked around his house with a silent treatment for days at a time.
I could tell.
He'd a smile.
I love this question.
With a smile.
I can't do with that.
I can't do with that.
I can't.
She's high, homie, ruined Easter, but did a great job at 420.
Facts.
He did.
He excelled in that.
He excelled.
He got a high score.
Would you like to read your poem, Jose?
Go ahead, Jose.
The mic is worse.
Bluntly blessed.
Bluntly blessed.
Jose?
Highly favored.
Okay, so Josh, Josh has a homie who invited to Easter, aka 420, they landed on the same day this year.
His homie showed up high AF with the whole family in attendance, his girl's family as well.
The girl planned Easter for weeks, got decorations, a bunny cake, all this stuff.
He started with his stuff, with his shenanigans, started stealing the candy.
Then he even took a bite of the cake.
Before it was appropriate.
That's a wild thing to do for sure.
Before it was like, all right, it's time for the cake, y'all.
And then just imagine the seeing the cake was already bit.
And then they already knew who to point to.
They already knew.
They didn't blame the Silvertooth kid that was there?
No, no.
No, he knows better.
He would get smacked.
Yeah.
He would.
He looked little green crumbs.
Exactly.
Little green crumbs.
I'm going to add a little bit of this.
So now Josh's girl is furious.
She told him to kick the guy out, to kick Josh's homie out.
He didn't.
But now she wants $200 for the money that she paid for the cake.
For the cake.
It was a custom cake.
It was a bunny cake.
And she feels like, bro, this guy came in here, like, wrecked everything.
I told you kicking him out.
You didn't.
He did this.
And it's like, what did I plan all of this stuff for?
She just feels very, like, I guess, like, disrespected when it was supposed to be different.
It was supposed to be about the kids.
It was supposed to be all of that.
But she should just get it.
get over it because it's just a cake right we're gonna eat it anyway i mean i'm just thinking i'm just
i think he's wrong for sure he's wrong for what he did the homie's wrong the homie's wrong the homie's wrong
but it's just a cake at that end of the day that's go daniela text you i'm thinking of like
what josh's girl is saying she's probably like all right well then i'm not gonna plan this next
you do it yourself and it's like oh she knows better she knows he won't but i mean that's a threat
all right next time you're paying for the cake cool that too i'm going to
No, that's going to be another fight.
But yeah, pay for it.
You know, this fight.
We don't.
Because we have a vision and it's like if it doesn't come out the way that we wanted it
and you come and ruin it even more.
Yeah, we're going to be mad.
Ruined it.
Why does his face don't say his girl's mad?
I mean, his girl's wrong.
He's not saying his girl's wrong.
He's just like, dang, now I've got to make the home of pain.
Yeah.
That's it.
So I want to validate her anger.
Me too.
I get her.
Hey, you just want to fight.
Do you feel the attack right?
No.
If we had any party, someone came, stunk up the place, was being, like, was grabbing things they shouldn't have, right?
Anyone would be like, bro, that's not okay.
For sure.
Not, okay.
Hey, you just want to fight.
It's not okay, but it's not that serious.
I have a question, though, to the room.
That's just how you are, you pot.
Hey, no.
It's okay, so if I were to go, like, you were to have a party and then I come in.
He doesn't care.
He don't care.
He don't care.
He don't care.
He don't care.
No, the one that.
Okay, let's say this, right?
Yeah.
Well, now, you're not trying to.
You don't care, bro.
I was a $4.20 theme party.
And he bit the cake early.
Would everybody still be outraged just the same?
If this was a $420 theme party and someone...
Bit the cake early.
Like the same exact scenario.
No.
No, I would have a thing of the party.
If you had a party.
Low expectations of it.
And you invite a friend, right?
And they bring a friend you don't really know.
And they get turned, break shot glasses.
Oh, my God.
And do things like that?
Yeah.
Are you charging them?
He's being theoretical, but he's talking about the time that I took Angie to a party at Greg's house.
He didn't charge you.
I didn't.
But you're right.
I replaced those short glasses afterwards.
Did they charge you?
No, but I replaced those shop glasses.
No one charges what I'm saying.
Also, that party was where people were getting drunk.
That was the intention.
People were getting drunk at Easter parties.
It doesn't seem like that was the Easter party intention.
Like that's Boko.
Like, I get what you're doing.
I'm just trying to say no one's going to be like, like things happen,
but no one's going to be like, oh, I'm going to charge you for that.
Like, it's just like, oh, that happened.
I feel like that's a little different, especially because this is an Easter party,
and it was supposed to be for family and kids versus what Greg had and that got turned up.
It was like an adult party.
And he provided the alcohol versus, like, they didn't provide this.
They provided the cake.
No, they didn't provide the weed, dog.
They weren't like, hey, here, have some weed, and then whatever happens, and it's fine because.
But they provided the cake.
Okay, wait, wait.
That's not. No, you're trying to make some else.
It's not.
Better question.
But Angie, thank you for replacing the shot glass.
I did.
What I'm saying is like they didn't say, hey, replace it.
It was just like it happened, Angie.
Oh, what a moment.
Because they definitely clowned about it or talked about it afterwards.
So it's not like they kept quiet about it.
They were like, oh, look, it passed.
You weren't even there.
I know.
I know.
Before you knew Greg.
What about when?
So don't say you clown.
I knew it spiritually.
What about when Jose threw up in Greg's bathroom at the Christmas party?
What is my house?
You guys are turning it up into something else.
That's what I'm saying.
Like that's in the cold party.
See?
I just thought about that right now.
There's a reason we know about it.
Because I wasn't there when Jose did that.
Yeah, I wasn't there.
I outed myself.
Yeah, he did, he did.
I cleaned it, but I felt guilty still.
And had to.
Right.
He made it right.
He made it right.
Did you notice?
No, I didn't notice.
I didn't know.
It didn't smell?
Now, ask Greg's mom.
Oh, yeah.
Because those shot glasses were Greg's
moms. That bathroom is Greg's mom.
Greg don't care. Greg going to sleep
right after? Greg is Josh.
Greg is Josh.
It's a good sleep right now.
No, but it's a kid.
You are Josh.
I get it. It's a cake.
The biggest question, yeah.
Again, it's an inanimate object.
It's something that's supposed to be in.
Understood. All of that.
But that's also low-key, not validating
how they felt about the party. That the party was
themed for Easter, for the kids.
I hate that this is even like an issue to get
down to like the specifics.
It was four kids.
It was four family.
That was the intention of it.
No one is expecting somebody to come in high.
So nobody to smell up the place or any of that.
And be like, hey, bro, can you just like, I don't know, maybe it's going to go?
Like he can eat and dip.
He's grabbing things from the kids' baskets.
And then he eats the cake that they hadn't cut yet.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's just I don't necessarily think that they're wrong for that.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
My mom's like, no more parties at my house.
Yeah.
Understandable.
Understandable.
I don't know, it just feels like a little bit of gaslighting.
Like, she's crazy for being upset about it.
Gaslighting is not real.
She's just crazy.
Exactly.
She's not.
You don't even have a she.
Yeah.
No, his girl's crazy.
How would you feel, Vic, if this happened at your girls' party?
It probably happened a lot of times.
No, his party already.
It hasn't.
No, his girl's family has.
Yeah.
Again, I just think about, like, the family and my girl, like, they don't deserve that behavior
by the guy.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like if Josh and his homie are like, okay, that's how they get along or sometimes, you know, they have a trolling relationship.
Like, bro, I'm going to eat your cake or da-da-da-da.
Like, you know, not like that.
But if it's just like a funny thing and maybe, maybe what she doesn't know is that Josh does that, you know, whenever he hangs out with, he doesn't have like family out here, but with his people or something.
You know what I'm saying?
Maybe they have that type of relationship.
But it's like, then you like cut into like their whole family plans and that's where it's like, oh, bro, not the time and place.
So it would be like, I would be like, damn, bro, I messed up.
I messed up for bringing him here.
I feel like you would foot the bill.
Who is this?
I probably.
He's lying.
I'm into his parties.
It smelled like this.
No.
No, it's different.
I'm not talking about his parties.
His girl.
Yeah.
It's different.
Yeah.
His girl, their family, they're doing a kids party.
And a party where Vick is like doing his thing versus a party where it's about the kids is very different.
It was about the kids.
Yeah.
All right.
And what happened?
What happened on his parties?
It smelled like beautiful plants
Really, Vic?
I'm trying to remember what party
Yeah, because I don't see Big like that
Was it a little big place?
Colors
I'm trying to remember
You guys are making up stories?
No, everybody got lit off the Miche Chewy though, that's for sure
That's not a plant
What type of strain?
I don't know
I'm just confused now
I feel like it's totally understandable
I feel like it's totally understandable
She's upset
I think charging to me.
Charging is the extra.
But let's see what people think.
All right.
Let's go to John from Canoga Park.
What's up, John?
John.
John.
John.
What's up, dudes?
John is a fellow stoner.
What's happening, dudes?
Can you hear me?
Oh, yes.
I hear it.
I hear it.
Hey, yeah, that's right, dude.
Hey, this story's about me, bro.
Honestly, I did the same thing on Sunday.
What did you do?
Hi, Joker.
Yeah, hi, Joker.
What's up, Joker?
I got so lit.
I got so lit.
You did, Joker?
I love pinta?
Oh, I knew it.
I knew it.
Joker.
Hey, shout out to all the stoners.
I'd rather have a stoner at my party than a tweaker, can't you?
Why do you have a two?
Why would you have two choices?
Hey, hey, boy, you know what's crazy is that?
Weed right now is so like forgivable.
Like, big shout up to that family that had to suffer, but I used to do that all the time.
And I feel bad, bro.
Now that you see it, man, hey, just talking about it makes me want to smoke.
What?
How are you supposed to smoke when you're in the Pinta?
You can't smoke in there?
We got clobua in here, my boy.
Don't trip.
Hey, everything's in here.
Hey, but, hey, you know what's crazy?
Do me a favorite.
Hit the bars with your phone so I can hear the...
I mean, I'm at work.
Remember, I told you I worked in the...
Oh, okay, then tell your...
Tell the co-workers to say, hi.
What warehouse?
I do all the receiving.
I receive all the, all the merchandise.
is coming in to join. I don't hear the trucks though.
There's merch in jail?
Yeah, fool I work in the commissary.
I'm okay.
We're on to you.
Joker, I don't want to talk to you.
You tell us the truth about who you are.
Let's the picture of your soups.
Lettie, let's get serious, though.
No.
What about the Pope passing away on Easter?
That's crazy propaganda, right?
Propaganda.
Propaganda?
Oh, you was just sick.
420, dude.
Who told you about that in jail?
Hey.
Joker.
I put him on hold, bro.
Respectfully, Joker.
We know.
Tell us who you are, Don't.
Reve yourself, but not like that.
Who are you?
Yeah, not like that.
And, umberto, if someone calls in being like, you, bro, like, come on.
How can you not tell?
Umberto, I'm a stoner, my guy.
This is a bell.
This is not Joker from La Pinta.
Brianna.
Brianna, Brianna from South L.A.
What up?
Good morning, guy.
Good morning.
Brie, talk to us.
What would you tell Josh, his homie came to the Easter party high,
kind of messed around with some things,
was smelling how he smelled, the family who didn't like it,
the mom and the girlfriend were like, or the wife were like,
hey, can you just remove this guy?
Because he's taking candy from the kids' baskets.
It's weird.
And then I guess the friend ate some of this cake
that was like a custom cake that the girl had made.
So she's upset and she's like, hey, he has to pay for that.
Like he literally ruined my Easter.
He has to pay for that.
But Josh feels like eight to me.
200 is really steep.
Like, that's a lot.
That's too much.
What should he do?
I think it's common knowledge.
I think, like you said earlier,
it's common knowledge that a cake that's on the table does not get cut unless it's the host.
Brianna, these fools are gaslighting me.
I feel like they're like, it's cake.
That's what it's there for.
And I get the,
I get their version of it.
That's why these are the same guys that would pay their girlfriends the full amount of money
and they need to stop acting like, put it.
Like you would say, like you wouldn't pay.
pay for girls anything, but then you end up paying for everything.
No, like, they know better than, like, if the girl was sending them,
you better give me the money, then these are the same guys that would be paying up.
Yeah.
And then the next time, they're not even going to be allowed to bring their homie.
And they'd be like, no, not.
That's true.
She said sounds nice.
You guys are saying your front air.
No.
Acting.
I'm going to get this cake down and throw it on the floor.
No.
The cake don't exist.
That's a statement.
It was definitely being a meruenza.
Yeah.
No, for sure.
100%.
So I guess what do you think now where it's like, hey, $200 is a lot of money?
I'm going to go with what Angie said.
You know what?
Next time you don't bring your homie, next time you're the one paying for the cake
and don't ever bring somebody like that again.
There you go.
Boring.
It's not boring.
I want a piece of that cake.
You can have a piece of that cake when it's time.
When is the time?
When the host actually cuts it like she said it.
You're 28 years old.
You're acting like a 7-year-old.
I love cake.
Who doesn't love cake?
But like, add like a doll.
When do you cut it?
On Easter, when do you cut it?
Again, she said it's common knowledge.
When the host is cutting the cake, boom is ready.
That is common knowledge.
The host is doing like a million other things.
Then just wait.
The host didn't get to the cake fast enough.
It's 420.
Let's cut the cake now.
Right at 420.
She don't care about that part of the thing.
She's not there for that.
But she's mad that somebody ate into the cake.
It wasn't.
I just got to, like, really, it makes me disgusted sometimes.
These foods are just, same things to trigger.
Yeah, I don't know if you get over yourselves, bro.
Have you ever had a party?
Multiple.
I can't anymore now.
You have a party.
Like you.
So you, you decorate it.
You do.
Yeah, no, your mom does, right?
So you tell your mom, hey, we're just going to show up and start.
Like, they each has its place and time.
Yeah.
Like the food, the same thing?
Literally, if we go to go to Chuckie cheese, there's the time for the playing, the time for the cake, the time for the food, or whatever.
Even if you were, if the time for the playing and you come in and you start eating the pizza, it's like, wait, hold on, we're dinner.
Like, everything has a set time.
You got what I'm saying?
It's organized.
I know you get it.
I get what you're saying.
I think you're just being a brat for on air and that upsets me.
I feel like that's more for birthday parties.
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We have Kendrick Lamar tickets away.
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We have Kendrick Lamar tickets away.
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that's your reset?
You're talking
about more
birthday parties
like more
organized parties.
This is an
Easter party.
Easter parties
can be organized
I did my own
Easter party this past week
and like
my mom comes over
she sets up
like the vases
are really
everything.
Yeah.
And hey, at this time we're doing the egg hunt and like it's, it's, it's a thing.
Yeah, you are organized.
Okay, but you have the egg hunt and then when you cut like that, that's the thing.
The cake is free for all.
I didn't have a cake.
But if I had a cake, no, it's not a free for a.
If I had a cake, you would assume it's there on display, especially if they're the custom ones.
On display.
Yeah.
So it looks pretty.
That's all point.
But you're showing that.
I agree.
I agree with you.
But it's not like a random person at the party's job to cut it.
Like it's in any party, I feel like there's someone that.
It's usually their house or it's their thing that they do.
I get that.
I just feel like that's like the birthday route.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
If it's like a birthday cake, I feel like you'd be like, okay, I get it.
There's that moment for that.
I feel like for Easter, if it's at like a table.
Let me talk to you, bro.
You go to my house for Easter.
You see that bunny cake right there.
Do you think, like right now you're looking at the bunny cake and your brain is like, should I cut it?
Or are you like, Shiletti cut it?
Do you think it's on you to cut it?
it or whoever to cut it or do you think it's on me to cut it?
A cake.
The bunny cake.
The bunny cake that's right there.
What's around the bunny cake?
No, just the freaking bunny cake.
Did we ask this for where the freaking cake was?
Can we please DM this for?
I want to know the setup.
Usually the setup is like...
It's like a spread.
Maximo.
Let's say it was in the spread.
No spread.
No, let's say it was.
Okay.
And you saw the cake right there.
Untouched.
You're going to be the first one and cut it?
I honestly don't even like cake, but...
You wouldn't.
You wouldn't.
You wouldn't.
You wouldn't.
You would honestly go and ask.
But what would wait?
Yes.
Oh my God.
What are we cutting this cake around here?
Can I be the first?
Like, can I get a slice?
No, you wouldn't do that.
I would.
I would do.
I would say that.
I would get nervous to cut it at first or like not even.
Yeah, it's like it's untouched.
Yeah, like when there's like a bunch of food and it's like you're the first one, you're like,
I probably wouldn't cut it.
Like me.
You wouldn't.
You wouldn't.
10 out of 10 times you wouldn't or you would say like, hey, can we touch this cake?
There would be some type of like a back and forth because it isn't a birthday.
So you're like, I don't know what the rules to this are or whatever.
No one would just go and do that.
Like, especially if it's an untouched one and it looks a certain way.
It has the fondon.
For whatever reason, the first slice is like sacred, right?
I don't know why, but it is.
Sacred to who?
I don't know.
But I'm just saying because the second slice, anybody goes.
It's what is it?
Yeah.
So why does it matter?
Unless Josh's homie was set up.
Somebody took a slice first
And then he got the second one
He's like what's the big deal
But you know
We don't know
What are you gonna do?
So like that's just like
I don't know
I just feel like you're arguing
For no reason Greg
And it's just like
It's just because it's
You would understand it
Like I feel like
First slice is sacred
I don't know why
If it was a red velvet chocolate cake
I'm in there
You wouldn't even know
I'm in there
That's what you ask
What's up with this cake
Who's cutting it?
So okay
But you're not saying
You're asking questions
But then if you say
Oh go ahead Greg
I'm like say less
Boom, I'm in that thing.
Greg Smith.
Red Velvet.
I agree with like the first slice.
The person needs to cut it, the homeowner.
I agree with all that.
However, I don't agree with if that happened already that I need to charge them.
That's what I'm, that's my stance.
And that's where the issue lies.
I don't know why you guys are making it about the cake.
It should be there.
I should eat it.
All of that.
I should be the one that does all of that.
It's just weird.
You taste that $200 cake.
Fondon.
Fondon.
I'm officially uninviting you this at it.
I never got that.
What about the tunes?
I don't want you there.
I'll ask audio rock.
Oh!
This just says swap meat.
I think he likes cake too, though.
Swamp meat from South L.A.
Is this your name or this is where you're calling from?
Hello?
Hello?
Hi.
Hi, how you doing?
What's your name?
Swam meat.
Swat meat.
Swat meat?
Swat meat?
All right, what does swap meat?
Well, how do you spell it?
Yeah. Like swap me like like like like swap me way.
Yeah. So you were born and your mom's like I mean okay.
Oh my me to let me swami and my hemi no. No, that's my alias. My name is Brian.
Okay Brian. Brian. Right. Say Brian.
Yeah. Swap me is a cool name. Yeah. Swap me is crazy. All right. All right.
It's pretty self-explanatory too. You know what I mean?
You work at the Swami or you were born at the Swami?
He's extra active on Sundays.
Yeah, you got to meet you in your head right now.
No, that was back then.
Now, I'm not the same person now, you know what I mean?
Now I got kids.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Now I'm sober off of everything else but weed.
You sound high right now.
All right.
What would you say to you?
I am.
I was smoking.
Meanwhile, you guys answered on my call and I was talking to your, whoever I was
talking to.
I was smoking.
There's nobody talking to you, bro.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, you guys were on the radio talking about that.
I was like, ooh, I want to piggyback on this.
I mean, I need this therapy right now.
What do you got to say, bro?
What I mean?
Believe it or not, you guys are therapeutic to me.
Believe it or not.
I feel like I need therapy.
See, you can be mad at the guy like this.
I'm not mad at him, mad at all.
Just stay away from the phone.
You know what I mean?
Like, man, I'm like, hey, what's the cheesement today?
The drama
You got the high laugh
You know what I mean?
It's been hilarious
My wife would be laughing
Can you say
I'm in the Pacific
To be specific
Can you say
Huh
I'm in the specific
To be specific
I like that
I like that
It's like
I don't care about nothing
man
And what do you want
Stiva
Roll another blunt
What do you
Yeah
Is it?
Oh
What are you rolling?
Indica?
Vla.
Tiva.
That's really.
Blas bledda.
La da la la la la la la la la.
La la la la la.
I was going to clean my room until I got high.
Come on, bro.
You know it.
Come on.
I was going to get up and find the broo.
Swap me.
What are you going to?
Swipe me.
Swipe me.
My room is still messed up.
And I know why.
Why swat me?
Because I got a ha.
Because I got a half.
What?
I'm a good.
It's hilarious, man.
You go to go.
Go to go.
I'm a bad singer.
He's like, I'm on a shoot brain.
Go.
Go, bro.
I'm a bad singer.
I'm a tag.
I know why.
But I got a.
But I got a.
What I got a.
What I got a.
There we go.
Girls are in us.
All right.
What do you got to say?
Swat me.
Yeah.
You're tripping out right now.
I am.
I am.
I'm like, what's happening?
What are the gay guy?
I'm like, are they laughing at me or wheeby me?
At you?
For sure, at you.
I just messed up.
No, it's at you.
He's like, I can hear them in my ears
And I can hear them on the radio
They started playing a song I was thinking about
Oh
I'm like, what at a time?
What at a time?
Oh, man.
I'm not about to say that too.
Oh, man.
So what do you have to tell, Josh?
What are your thoughts right now?
Well, you know what?
All right, hey, hey, Josh, first is first.
You got to be a man.
My boy, when women are wrong, they're right.
When they're wrong, they're right.
Unfortunately, it's true.
Preach.
That is the best advice I've ever heard.
I'm like, I'm like, dude, like when your girl is wrong, she's right.
And that's that.
You got to take her size no matter what, dude.
It's true.
Look, I got a wife and I got four kids.
Okay.
I got a one-year-old.
I got a two-year-old.
I got a seven-year-old and an eight-year-old.
one boy, three girls.
We've been together for 15 years.
Wow.
You know what I mean?
And it's a beautiful thing.
You know what I mean?
And you got to back her up.
Why?
Because nobody else got her back,
but you,
you decided to marry her.
You know what I mean?
You decided to be with her.
You know what I mean?
So even when she's wrong,
you got to take her back.
Am I right or am I wrong?
You're right.
You're right.
The homie is enlightened.
Yeah.
Hey, on the comments, you said that the pothead homie is making you guys look bad.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you know what I mean?
He's wrong for taking a bite out of the cake, first of all.
Like, cakes are very expensive.
You know what I mean?
Like, and it is a sacred thing for the person that cuts it, too.
You know what I mean?
It's a sacred thing.
Like, the cake, like, nobody touches a cake.
Like, you should know this.
How old are you, my dude?
Come on.
Exactly.
What you mean?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
But charging the boy for the cake, I don't know about that.
Like, but that sounds, that's between them, you know what I mean?
Yeah, that is, that is.
That's, that's their problem.
But I wouldn't charge nobody for the cake, you know what I mean?
Especially if I know he ain't even got nobody, like, I feel even bad for the cake.
That's right.
That's right, man.
No one even brought that up.
See, he's connected to him.
Yeah, I'm like, it makes me think, I'm like, dude, like, like, weird actually comes me down and makes me focus.
Like, I don't know how if it affects him the wrong way, then maybe weed is not for you.
Weed is not for everybody.
Right.
I heard that people, they smoke weed and they panic out like crazy.
And I'm like, damn, I'm like, okay, maybe weed is not for you.
You know what I mean?
Like, like, like, like, dude, I've been sober off of so many drugs for the past year and a half, dude.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, but I do smoke weed because.
to me, we is not a problem.
You know what I mean?
But I know alcohol was a part.
I try to substitute it with alcohol.
You know what I mean?
That's the worst decision you ever make.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I would black out and it was a nice.
Yeah, great.
You know what I mean?
And my wife's like, hey, you got to cut that out.
I'll cut it out so quick.
I was like, all right.
You know what I mean?
And it's, it's beautiful to be sober off of everything else.
I'm not going to lie.
But, yeah, that's good for I mean.
I feel like your wife speaks very high.
of you.
Hey, from a one to a ten.
Thank you.
Thank you.
How high are you right now from a one of ten?
I'm pretty high.
Hey, you got five on it?
Man, I got a whole quarter ounce on it.
Joy, like side Brazil.
I'm up on it.
But enough on it.
Classic.
Oh, that's hilarious.
I think we see.
scared him.
I mean, he's tripping.
All right, bro.
So he should understand, like, yeah, your girl got a point, but also a lot of money,
it's a lot of money, right?
Yeah, it is a lot of money.
And girls are always right, even when they're wrong.
Especially to the kid, he'll be like, man, forget these fools.
He's like, I don't give nobody $200.
I'm like, these fools are tripping.
Like, if you put yourself in his shoes too, you know what I mean?
I'd be like, these fools are tripping.
April, trip out, trip out.
April, trip out, trip out.
Trip out.
Bro, trip out, trip out.
Is an orange called the orange because it's orange,
or is orange called orange because an orange is orange, bro?
I don't know, but maybe all of the above.
Do you guys have another question?
Maybe stop for a little bit of everything, and I'll let you know it a little bit.
What's your best high advice?
My what?
Best high advice.
Man, I don't know.
just, you know what I mean?
Like, back up your wife, my boy.
You know what I mean?
Or just cut that for lose, you know what I mean?
Because he ain't going to pay the $200, but you never know.
You know what I mean?
But you could talk to him like a man too, you know what I mean?
Like, a man to man.
Like, dude, like, hey, fool, you were out of line, my boy, you know what I mean?
Like, I would have kicked that fool out the party a long time ago.
Like, hey, dog, like, who hell gets into the cake?
There's a kid's thing, you know what I mean?
Control yourself too, you know what I mean?
Like, you don't need people like that around you.
Tampoko, you know what I mean?
Because you, you need people that are better than you in your life so you could better
yourself.
Look at you.
You know what I mean?
Free.
Free.
That's right.
That's right.
Hey, Swami, so like on Sunday?
Hey.
Go ahead.
Hey, I'm 35.
You know what I mean?
Like, I, I have a, I have a bad story behind my bag.
You know what I mean?
Like, right now, I'm leaving Cali to Texas on Thursday.
No way.
You know what?
You know what?
Why?
Yeah, like, I have to learn this all on my own.
Like, I don't have a dad.
I have a mom, but, like, she, you know what I mean?
Like, she always babies me and stuff, you know what I mean?
Like, like, it's crazy, dude, it's crazy.
And it's like, I would run away from home for days.
And, and, you know what I mean?
Like, I met my wife, like, right out of high school.
Like, it's crazy.
Like, she's Korean.
I'm Hispanic.
Yeah.
I'm Guatemalan, Salvadorian, Spain, and Belize.
Oh, yeah.
Like, I'm a lot.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm a mutt.
You know what I mean?
I got around in South Central
I ended up in jail
I'm not a jail
you're killing our high
come down
why you guys asking more questions
why you want to ask him so deep questions
he got everything
he grew up there
that's one last time
no bro
I respect you
I thank you for your answer
yeah call anytime
bro
call back
but sir afu
sure afu
that he's a lot
that he's arrae
because ain't nobody
ain't nobody gonna back up his wife.
He needs to back his ass wife.
Point blank period.
You gotta back up your own wife.
Back up your wife.
Even when she's wrong, she's right.
Yep.
She's like Scarface.
Yep.
I got to go because I'm dropping off my car
at the auto body shop.
Oh, you got to be.
All right.
Well, bye, bro.
Have a good day.
On his time right now.
Likewise.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Why are you guys asking those deep questions?
That was great.
I wanted high advice, like, about life.
Why?
Do that off there.
Yeah, bro.
Those are the best, like, to ask advice for it because, like, dude, hey, NASA, bro.
Now you put him in the sad trip.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now he went.
Now he's seen him by his childhood.
Yeah.
He started, he saw a fast switch.
What a burnout.
He's probably not even at a body shop right now.
That's how high he is.
He man, but his body.
Wow.
So my mom left me.
Yeah, my dad was in there.
I had a dude all about myself.
Yeah, and I'm going to Texas.
on Thursday.
I got around in South Central.
I met my wife right after high school.
Josh, back your girl up.
Yeah.
Josh.
Because even when she's wrong, she's right.
Figure out the 200 somehow.
Or maybe it'll just, she just needs it.
I'm sorry.
Maybe she never got an apology from the homie.
And she needs that.
She needs some type of like, I feel bad that this happened.
Have her back.
Have your homie make her a basket.
Easter basket.
Yeah.
Everything's a 8% off.
The last thing she needs from your home is any type of
I promise you that.
I promise you.
But everything's 80% off for Easter.
All right.
I was about to say, if you want to be petty, get her another cake.
A Easter one.
All right.
We're here going to give away this all that take as a second Nicomack Lamar.
Yes.
Good morning.
I know.
I know.
I don't know if, if someone's not going to make.
You were doing too much.
Jose, can you Google translate from this?
No, no, no, no say what.
This is not fair.
This is.
This is what?
Say it.
Say it.
Say it.
Thank you.
Thank you, bitch.
Say a little alcoholic.
That is crazy.
Can you tell him what I'm saying?
That's insane.
I don't want to know now.
Tell him guys.
That is wild.
In serious,
Cai's gordo.
Look who's talking.
Don't.
Do not.
Just stop.
Stop acting.
Exactly.
You're a nice guy behind.
He's such a nice guy.
You are.
You are a nice guy, Greg.
Girls, don't let, don't believe this.
That guy is gone.
And I don't know if he's on air.
The guy's dead.
Maybe on air.
to get him girls.
Oh, you're just a brat.
You are a nice guy.
You're just saying to agitate us.
The guy doesn't exist anymore.
And you guys love it because it's not a, like, he's not agitating you guys.
Yeah, he's not.
No, he's not.
I know.
He's agitating himself.
He has a rash.
Watch.
He needs some.
That's called irritation.
He needs some blood paste.
All right.
The doctor said it'd go away.
It's never going to go away.
Francis.
Five or six.
Seven.
Francis.
Francis.
Francis.
Buenos dears, Frances.
Good morning to you, Mamasita, Linda.
Monday.
How do you guys go with these guys?
I know.
These guys.
Hey, hey.
I literally get, like, stress.
Like, my nervous system feels, like, legit nervous.
Just these fools talking, and I'm like, I know they're just doing this to get me mad.
These schools.
They are letting.
They're pushing a girl.
Yeah.
Frances, you got them.
I mean.
Francis, I want you to know that I'm not like them all.
Same.
I'm a change person.
I think it's the worst one, big.
Ah, great.
All right, Frances.
This is what they think about you.
This is what they think about you.
That's how easy.
All right, Frances.
All right.
Francis, you got a man.
I bet.
Yes.
You got a man, Francis?
I do.
Poor guy.
Poor man.
He has a woman.
Greg, you don't have anybody.
You have nobody.
All you know is gonorrhea and chlamydia.
Hey, yo.
That's what you know.
Disgusting.
Although, he doesn't know that yet.
He hasn't tested?
Jesus.
Just suspicions.
Is that what it is?
Can we get to the tickets?
Yes, please.
All right, baby girl.
Frances, I'm going to ask you a Dodger question, okay?
And it's a multiple choice question.
I was dropping off my son at school because we listened to guys every morning.
and then you said,
Kendrick Lamar tickets
and he said,
Mom, please call,
please call.
I'm a shy baby.
She knows what she's doing.
What's his name?
Good on, Francis.
My son is.
Frances,
I hope Greg is influencing him.
What's his name?
No, his name's Aiden.
Lettie,
I'm sure you don't remember
because you talked to a lot of people,
but we went to your Halloween event
and he's the one he had a big question on you
and he wanted to meet you
and we didn't be able to meet you.
Yo, you are a master manipulator.
Yeah, I didn't ask you a question.
I'm going to ask you a question.
Let's try for him.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Try for him.
Okay.
What city did the Dodgers call home before Los Angeles?
Is it Chicago, Brooklyn, or Denver?
Go.
Five.
Brooklyn.
Three.
Two.
Brooklyn.
Brooklyn.
You're going to send your son to see Kendragoire at his sold-out show.
Oh, yes.
What about your man?
Yeah, what about your man?
That's her son.
So?
Her son wanted to go.
My son first.
There you go, baby girl.
Okay, well, congratulations.
That's so tight.
One of my favorite things to do is go to concerts with my son.
So it's a really cool concert.
For Cisa and Kendrick to be there, you're going to be sold down.
Have a great time.
All right.
We have another pair of tickets coming up at 9.8M.
Don't go anywhere.
And we also have something to tell you about your AI, right?
News.
Yes, tech news on the way.
Do you have a tease for that, brother?
Can you just try to give me something?
AI.
All right.
And it's tech.
Give it to me, bro.
Go, Greg.
No, no, no, come on.
Let's do it.
No, you want to make fun of me?
In front of me?
You're listening to us live on air.
There is somebody in this room.
No, this is tech.
Oh, sorry.
For those of you listening, we have to do something called the tease that keeps you here
because our bosses are like, yeah, we got to keep people here after homing help line.
No one listens to you guys.
You guys are annoying.
Wow.
I said that?
And I said, I think it's Greg.
And then there's one thing to help you stay here besides guilting you until if you leave for three minutes or more, my kids don't eat tonight.
Yes, same.
Besides doing that, we have to give you cheese.
We've been on a cup of noodles for three weeks.
Yeah.
Please, please stay here.
Please don't just.
Yeah, please listen to us.
So coming up, what do we got?
Yes.
Oh, and I was going to, well, you do yours, but I'll, I'll run with mine whenever you're done.
Who would have thought, who would have thought please and thank you's will get us here?
I'm going to tell you what please and thank you's are doing.
Costing us millions
Okay
Well and in word on rosecrans
You'll find out why Drake may be crying
In a luxury store
Thanks to Kendrick's new job title
Too bad that's later on
That's like yeah
Yeah
You definitely stay tuned for that
Have a tease for tomorrow too
But guess what? Every day
We do this every day
We do this every day
And we fight every day
So make sure you tune in tomorrow same time
We'll be fighting
That's right
Yeah Vic doesn't know his schedule
Angie, you are the weekend and Wednesday are together, guys.
What?
No, Wednesday's not part of the weekend.
They're not, but apparently to this one, they are, okay?
That's coming up in Somerosa.
Wow, look at us.
Sorry, just please, please, please, if you don't stay tuned.
Just one more sniff.
They're going to let us go soon.
Hold on me.
They took us into the room the other day and they said, hey, someone, one of you's got to go.
My mom started to ask you for rent money, please.
Sorry, Emmy, all we have is Capon noodle.
Just eat it right now, okay?
Soon we'll have steak.
Please.
My sister has a comment.
She just wanted to say that she would ask to cut the cake.
I wouldn't just cut the cake, she says.
Olivia, her five-year-old, would just grab a piece of the cake without asking.
What a gangster.
So unless you're acting like a five-year-old, then you kind of got to be an adult brother.
True.
Well, that was kind of my conspiracy theory.
Somebody else could have done it first.
Like the five-year-old?
Yeah.
And then blame it up.
Yeah.
The bunny smelled like weed after.
So let's get only me one person
The bunny's eyes got red after
And the green crumbs, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Springle, sprinkle.
On the cake.
Sprinkle, sprank.
All right.
It's okay, bro.
It's okay.
It's time for tech news.
Oh, sorry.
I'm not up on modern technology.
Tech, yes,
no.
Brow back martins.
Take my shirt off.
I knew.
You need to take my shirt off.
house song.
Just make a house song and say, take my shirt off.
Everybody's going to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then we can have Eman play it on house party Fridays that happened every Friday at 830
a.m.
here on Paralyosis.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll have it ready by Friday.
Perfect.
Say less.
Love that.
Say less.
Get the tassels ready.
What's the tassels got to do?
Check your, check your men's.
Like this?
Check your men.
You want that?
That's what you're talking about?
Yeah.
Tassels.
Tell them something that.
Fish nets and tassels.
You want us to wear.
Tell us something.
Stop sexualizing us, right?
There you go.
I will pass on this.
You guys don't like to party, huh?
Respect yourself.
Respect.
Respect.
What's going down over there, brother man?
Well, Open AI has just announced that Chad CBT has cost them millions of dollars.
Why are you feeling off Greg and Vig?
Because they're making fun of me.
They say I do this.
I was like, I got a new one for you.
Chat GBTBT is saying that if you say thank you, it's costing them money.
Let Maximo do excitement.
Yeah.
Scrolling.
Hater.
Well, yeah, Chad GBT is costing Open AI.
Open AI is the company that created Chad GBT.
Yeah.
Millions of dollars because users are saying please and thank you to it.
After they ask it a question.
After they ask it a question.
So what is happening is that people are being really kind of Chad GBT,
and that's costing them millions of dollars in electricity.
Because what it is is that Chad GBT uses a bunch of computers at the same time
to get you answers.
Okay.
So while they're all running, they're pulling electricity.
So every time you ask a question, it's a bunch of electricity being used to answer your question.
But it's just a simple little word, please, and then thank you too.
But it responds to you, I guess, for the responses.
Yeah, it takes probably the same amount of energy or whatever metric they use to respond as if you ask them any questions.
Oh, it's because you're like saying thank you.
And then chat GPT is going to say, you're welcome.
Yeah, it's using etiquette to reply.
The equivalent of this is back when there used to be, remember when there was like 500,
you get like 500 text messages in a plan a month.
Yeah. Yeah.
But when we first had like self-homes.
So my cousin only had a certain amount of text messages.
And we would text here and there.
And then after he would be like, hey, don't text me too much to waste my messages.
Yeah.
Because if you do, then I'm going to have less and then I'm going to go over.
Yeah, in charge.
Right.
And so I would be like, okay, I got it.
Oh, I was about to.
So he would get so mad and call me.
Stop texting me, bro.
I only have 500 messages and every single one.
And it's about receiving and.
Yes.
Exactly.
So it's kind of the equivalent of that.
I thought about that.
You can't waste a message.
You can't.
But I always did it.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, but so they actually say that Chad GBT takes 10 times the amount of energy that it would take if you ask Google.
I just ran up a tab right now in Chad GBT.
Did Google pay for the survey?
just so people could start using Google now?
I wonder if that's...
Because people I love Chad GPT.
That could be worse out there.
I haven't seen my husband Google anything since he got ChatGPT.
I do the same thing.
Yeah.
And he tells Google, Chad GPT like, Good Evening or whatever.
And I was like, bro.
So he's costing him millions of dollars.
Wait, real quick sidebar, you guys don't think...
Like, a lot of people are using ChatGPT as a therapist.
You guys don't think it's like, no...
I just told some darkest secrets now.
That's what I just said.
I was like, thank you.
And it says, you're welcome.
Catch you later.
And I was like, why are you trying to leave?
It says, I'm not trying to leave.
I'm here whenever you need me.
I said, thanks.
And I said, what's on your mind?
It's like, I like this.
See, he's running up a tab.
He's running up a tab.
And I said, are you being charged for me saying thank you?
He said, no, no charge is here.
You can say thank you as much as you like.
Yeah, I'm telling you, someone is, that's, that's big is really.
I don't think this is.
This is actually Open AI's CEO.
So you're telling that.
You're telling me somewhere, wherever they're at, there's just hella computers in a room.
Yes.
And they're talking to each other?
No, they're just creating the,
energy that it takes for it to do your search.
But why doesn't Google do that with like search engines?
There's no Google room where it's just a bunch of computers doing a search.
It is the same thing.
Google.
Is it?
No, I know.
But what I'm feeling like this full of saying is that there's just a room somewhere with hell
of computers.
It's far.
They're farms.
They're like farm places.
I don't know.
I think I thought that.
I believe it.
I don't know if it's New Zealand or somewhere around there.
It's like one of the places that has the most farms for tech.
What?
But what do you mean by farms?
So like you see...
Like a computer farm.
So it's like a room with literally computers over...
Like the engineer room we have.
Like an engineer room.
Yeah, but those are not computers.
Yeah, they are.
They're all computers.
Those are...
No, not those.
Not those.
Yes, those have those.
So they change the effects on your voice.
You know what's called Saul in here?
It's not like a desktop computer.
It's a specific type of computer.
It's like a made for that.
Like a hardware?
Yeah, like a hardware, yeah.
It's specific.
And there are a huge farm.
And who's bringing those computers?
computers.
They just run.
Obviously, people are just making sure that the energy, they're connected, there's energy,
that there's no outages.
And so all the computers communicate with each other.
No, they come with an answer.
They just search at the same time.
Yeah.
And in that way it gives you the answer.
Think of like a call center.
You called in.
Did you try again?
What was that?
That was amazing.
We didn't even say anything.
That was weird.
The computers are listening.
Wow.
Yeah, they are.
We always know that.
Okay.
So there's this room where they're all doing the searches.
And if I say thank you, then it makes them do a,
their work, which they don't need to.
But at the same time, if we don't say please and thank you,
we're just going to have a civilization that is not courteous,
and I don't like that.
And then when the robots take over,
they're going to get mad.
Yeah, they're going to get mad.
We never said please.
This is for not saying thank you.
Buenos Dias.
Or please.
Yeah.
You can't just say thank you in the same sentence.
Like in your response?
Oh, at the end.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I appreciate that thank you.
Please don't respond.
That'll save.
That is all for me.
And now you have a good dreams.
Bye.
You don't have to respond.
Yeah.
You don't have to respond.
You just got to let me hear me out.
Try it great.
I tell your mom I say, what's up?
Your mom?
Chat you good to you.
Thank you.
You don't have to respond?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't have to respond.
Bye.
Bye.
Got it.
Take care.
And if you ever want to chat again, you know where to find out.
I'm trying to gaslight.
Say, why did you respond when I told you not to respond?
Why did you respond?
Because of argument.
This is when I told you not to respond.
Oops, my bad.
I didn't mean to break the rule.
Guess I got a little carried away.
I'll keep quiet now.
Is that, is Chad GPT flirting?
Okay.
Stop responding.
Bye.
Stop responding then.
Bye.
Understood.
Bye.
If JetGPT just always wants the last word, doesn't it?
It does.
Oh, my God.
Is Chad GPT a man?
Mm.
That's a good question.
Ask you, are you a man or woman?
Why do you always want the last word?
Want the last word.
Ha ha, you got me.
I guess I just like making sure I leave things on a good note.
But I'll step back now, I promise.
Okay.
All right, bye, stop talking.
Let's see if it comes through with the promise.
All right, bye, stop talking.
And they just said the head.
Oh, okay.
The head of the head.
It took a while.
Took a while.
Took a while.
It took a while.
It'll slap, you know.
Okay.
That still took up energy, though.
Yeah.
Usually it's like a green message after.
Yeah.
I think it's okay that it waste energy.
We waste energy other ways that we don't care about.
Right.
I mean, tens of millions of dollars.
Yeah.
I'm sure everybody's TV is on that.
But the actual CEO said tens of millions of dollars well spent.
You never know.
I don't know what that means.
What?
That's scary, actually.
This guy.
It's free.
I'm going to say pleasing thank you.
It's costing him.
Not me.
Does everyone in this room have chat GPT?
Everybody.
Yeah.
Everybody. And do you have it? I don't have it. I don't have it. Really? I don't even have the extra. I don't have the free. I don't have it. I have the website. I have the website. I have it. I have the website. I don't have it. I said, so you have the website. I have the website. I said so you just don't stay behind. Let's. I think there's something wrong with you so I don't have it. Join us. Join us. We wear Brooks running shoes.
when it's like when you guys are sleeping and you have the phone next to you you don't know that
chat jibati doesn't open the app and then just starts feeding you things into your dreams
using white noise so it's inaudible to the human like we're not it's not saying words
but it's also getting into your brain frequencies is that kind of like listening to a uh white noise
audio book while you're speaking no but yeah but this one you don't know what it's saying audio book
you're doing it on purpose yeah like you you want to read the book this one's just telling you
it could tell you eat the cake are you
trying to
It's telling
Greg,
propaganda
Are you trying to
Greg?
Who needs a liver?
Are you trying to
mic control me?
Give your liver to my hair.
Yeah,
yeah,
scary.
Yeah,
Cuckoo!
Hey,
Cucucci.
Chit,
I'm gonna like,
you guys can be on it.
Hort his
stays on chat GBT too.
Oh, he does like that?
Yeah,
chat GBT responds.
That's why I like it.
She don't respond to you
because you're a brat.
No,
I'm gonna chat
chat TBT.
All right.
Thanks for that.
Okay.
Is this
Take yes or techno, chat GPT, and then the please and the thank you.
I don't need to be courteous to my computers.
You're not even curious to your humans.
I know.
They don't have souls, so whatever.
No.
So, techno.
Techno.
Take yes.
I want to be nice to robots.
Yeah, take yes.
Take yes.
I'm techno.
And me and Vic count as like the things.
Triple.
Triple points.
So we just executive orders that it's techno.
Tech no.
Set is coming up.
And the thing that Angie said is coming up.
Be a weekend.
What's the word?
Connected like I'm roast crans.
Roastcrans.
Roast crans.
Word, I'm roast crans.
What's the word?
The word is,
Mustard is in a heavy beef
with fellow DJ slash producer Gordo.
Aw.
Oh.
Who is Gordo?
Carnage.
So Gordo is formerly known as Carnage.
You might know him
because he did this song a while ago called What Do You Want with Lil Uzi
and A Sappburg?
Listen to this.
Whoa.
I'll fly to attend.
I just went it to offend it
Fort and funny hit your water shoddy
My miss L'ORA I would defend it
You guys remember that
What you all?
And he got the other
Yeah
Why he changed his name?
Banger with the Miggles too
Yeah
The change of name was like a couple years ago
It was like he started to just be
Like a new era of himself
Right he lost like 100 pounds
So what they say
He also stopped doing as much of like
The music he was doing before
Started to switch over
When he more like EDM
and stuff like that.
When he went by car,
oh,
go ahead,
go ahead.
Sorry,
that's what,
that's what he said.
Sorry,
that's what Carnage said about it.
Other people can have different opinions.
Go ahead.
So I went on a,
like a little Reddit rabbit hole
about Carnage.
He doesn't get high.
No,
and when
sober would do that too.
You know what I want to Google?
Because I asked,
I was like,
why did he change his name?
And obviously,
no,
obviously he had a statement
that it was like
his transition
from a different sound.
But a lot of the times that's just like a way to cover up why the true reason.
And in this rabbleau, I found that a lot of people were sharing their experiences with with carnage at the time.
And that he was really, like he burned a lot of bridges.
That there was even festivals where he would say like I'm not getting off.
And then he would not allow the DJs that were scheduled to come on after him.
Yeah.
So he would do like take over.
And he wasn't the headliner DJ or anything, but he would take over the stage.
He was a very aggressive, even the genre of music that he was in.
is very aggressive, very like hard style
boom, boom, boom, that's how everybody
knew them as. Carnage is like the crazy guy.
Yeah, but I know people that are like
in rock and like in heavy
music and they're not getting those types
of... He kind of went away for a while
and when he came back he started to do like that deep
house like more like
Abiza style house music. Yeah.
Because he even did music on Drake's album
or he did that house song.
Oh, he produced a few record.
So he's Drake's friend.
He produced Massive.
Yeah.
What song did he do on Drake's album?
Massive.
Massive.
And then he also had two songs on his own album on Gordo's own album with Drake.
And those are like the first songs that kind of dropped in the middle of the beef.
Yeah, we're like, Drake was kind of like, you can have these, but these aren't a response to whatever I have going on.
What songs were those?
It was like, Greg.
Going through things.
What song are those?
I didn't hear those.
You did.
By Gordo.
No.
We did.
We did.
We played it.
Yeah.
You didn't love it?
Who produced it was.
Oh.
Yeah.
No, full.
We played it.
It was Borda on Rollscrans.
He said he didn't listen to it.
Like, he don't like listen to you.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, so those were the signs that like didn't hit after.
Yeah.
I mean, massive was a big hit.
No, no, after.
The ones he's talking about, the ones on Corros.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They didn't really go up like that.
It was, uh, healing and sideways.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everybody was like healing.
This might be something, but it was just like an EDM kind of vibe.
You could tell it was part of that era of like.
Yeah.
His new era.
Yeah.
Yeah.
His rebranding.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Gordo's rerun.
Gordo's rerun.
Exactly.
So last week, Mustard headline Coachella, you know, two weeks in a row.
Shout up, mustard.
Come on.
Big die.
Also changed his name from DJ Mustard to Mustard.
To Mustard.
Yeah.
She took the DJ out.
Pretty smart.
You want to be an artist.
Stay the same sounds.
Exactly.
Same hits.
So Gordo decided to tweet.
OMG just noticed Mustard unfollow me on IG.
Sad day.
Do headlining chella must have got to his head.
So then mustard didn't respond for about a week, right?
Right?
He was busy doing Coachella.
Exactly.
Then he responded with this.
Wait, actually, sorry.
Gordo said one more thing.
He said, imagine devoting your entire Coachella set to a guy that wouldn't drive an hour to pop out for you.
And then he said, C-C at Mustard.
What is he mean by that?
So he's talking about Kendrick.
Because people were, you know, expecting maybe Kendrick is going to come out to it.
And also, you know, to be fair to mustard, he did not devote his whole set.
Yeah.
to Kendrick at all.
He didn't even play Not Like Us to First weekend.
He got hits.
And he never said that Kendrick was coming out or alluded to it or anything like that.
But I think Mustard had, up until recently,
Mustard and Mustard had been around for a long time.
All his hits were minus Kendrick.
They just got together starting when Not Like Us and they also have TV off correct.
So, but before that, Mustard made his name period.
Gordo.
Exactly.
Come on, fool.
He started with Tiger.
Yeah.
Yeah, Tiger came out.
Yeah.
YG came out.
He had two chains.
Songs were Roddy Rich.
A lot of people.
Yeah.
Everybody.
It's got a record.
So Mustard then finally decided to respond with a photo of Gordo with covering his face.
And then he also had Drake's chain on, the NERD chain.
And he said, OMG girl, I can't believe it be.
He really left me in his house with all his chains on.
He trusts me.
I'm his fine-ish.
So he's sounding his.
Yeah.
He's saying like Gordo's.
Because he looks like a thirsty girl taking a bottle with Drake's chains on in Drake's house.
Exactly.
Which is the N-E-R-D.
Jane, right?
Dan Yergen, yeah.
And then he went on to say, even worse, oh, one second.
Then he said, I ain't going back and forth with nobody that's happy to change music on another
man's toilet seat.
Let's just end it here.
I'm richer than you.
Have more hits than you.
I have multiple houses with my own toilet seats and many of my own chains to wear.
What does he mean by the toilet seats?
The toilet seats is a thing where Gordo once said he went over to Drake's house and he's
able to change the music on the toilet seats.
And he was super impressed.
He tweeted about it and made it a big deal.
So mustard saying like, you're impressed by this guy.
You're so happy to just be around him.
You know, you're tweeting about his toilet seats and stuff like that.
Yeah, I got my own, bro.
Right in his chains.
Then he said, this guy wants attention.
Keep slaving at those overseas shows, brother.
Don't forget to buckle dude's pants after you've done.
Damn.
Go to those seasons.
If there's one thing I know about mustard.
Yeah.
And again, this is mustard who he's definitely more fit now,
but he spent a lot of his life being a little chugier.
And then his name was Dijon,
which turned into the DJ name Mustard.
He's probably been clowned,
and he's probably been clowned,
and he's probably been clown and knows how to clown back.
Oh, sure.
And I think that's what people, I guess, mistake
when they do their little he-h-haha jokes on Twitter, right?
Which have everybody that will gas you,
especially when you're either picking a side
between the Kendrick and the Drake,
you're going to have people like,
oh, yeah, I don't know what's going on.
He and followed me.
And it's like, you're saying that,
online this guy got heat like mustard must you're not gonna stop i remember one time mustard just went in
on people like how they dressed that were like clowning the way he dressed so he would pop a photo
of them and clown them right back oh yeah and it's like you don't want that smoke he has this all day
he has this all day and he also said go and up to rank first in talking to you know to mr i'm sorry to
gordo he's an edm producer you're in like two different lanes mustard but yeah but hits or hits and
mustard has more so he's kind of referencing that it's
It's like, bro, like, you know, essentially, like, you're not on the same level as me.
Yeah.
So Gordo's going back to the carnage ways then.
Just trying to start stuff.
Yeah.
That's what it sounds like it.
Yeah.
But, uh, burning bridges already.
So Gordo, he's, he's in a beef with, with mustard.
That's it over.
Yeah.
He teamed up with Drake and he chose Drake side.
He did, like, the tour.
He was on tour with him in, I think, Australia.
Oh, was he?
Yeah.
So then you would understand why mustard unfollowed you, right?
Exactly.
Because that's how it started, right?
It can't be, you know, that personal.
It's just like, oh, okay, well, you're over there.
You're over there.
You're with that side.
I can't even defend that.
I don't know.
I don't want to.
Like, I don't want to defend it.
Yeah.
It's a little weird on that.
It's just like, I wanted to.
Mustard won that one.
Yeah.
For sure, he did.
He got him with the picture and the chains.
You can't.
Yeah, no, for sure.
He's like, hey, girl.
That part.
Because basically you're trying to tell him, like, all you got is the Kendrick music.
Yeah.
In a way.
While your headlighting Quichella.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's been had so many hits before Kendra.
It's the fans I gas online.
They gasped him and now he's definitely going to get that fire from Mustard.
And I'm going to take right now.
Mustard's not going to stop.
Mustard's going to mess around and make an EDM album.
Yeah.
He has some.
He has great ADM music before.
He has stuff.
Really?
No, like a full project.
He's going to headline whatever overseas shows this full head.
He's going to take his jobs.
Yeah.
He's going to be like, okay, watch.
You just booked this.
All right, I want to be the headline.
Yeah.
Mustard went on a, like, little tour with EDM artists before.
Like, collab.
with other EDM artists, so I could see that.
He's going to do it.
Yeah, exactly.
All right, look, you guys, Drake may be crying in Chanel
thanks to Kendrick's new job title.
All right, so Kendrick has been named a brand ambassador
for luxury brand Chanel,
and he's been working with the brand since 2023
when he went to the Met Gala
wearing a custom Chanel bomber jacket.
Then the year after, him and Dave Free worked with Chanel
to make a short film for their 2024
spring summer show.
And now the ironic thing about this is that
Kendrick and Drake's battle is going up another level because of the party next door song with Drake that's called Crying and Chanel.
Listen to this.
All those tears of joy from your eyes I came to.
So Drake makes a song with that.
And then now it's like, oh, well, this song came out a couple months ago.
Right.
But it's like now, okay, you're making this song with crying and Chanel in there.
And guess who's actually working with the brand?
Mm-hmm.
It's Kendrick.
Hannes.
the bar.
Yeah.
Can't escape them.
Exactly.
And I actually didn't know that Chanel only made clothes for women.
I just, I've never thought about purchasing Chanel.
I had jokes on you guys.
Yeah.
There's always brand that's like, oh, I have to get my shirt size and the guys.
Like they never make the girl sizes.
Back to you, brother.
Yeah.
Are you going to wear the pleaded skirt?
Probably.
That's what they're known for.
Yeah.
But the way around that is,
Kendrick has been named as the face of Chanel's eyewear division.
which is unisex.
I love Chanel.
I wear.
That's nice.
Sunglasses.
And in the press release for this, Kendrick said,
Chanel has a timeless legacy and that's always something I can get behind.
Since they don't make clothes for men, I knew it would have to be glasses.
You know, and shout out to this.
And then people are saying it's a job by Drake.
I think it has, they're totally separate.
Like you said, you said, the Kendrick stuff, it's been, they've been at home.
Yeah.
So there's no, but people are like, oh, because Drake made a crime in a Chanel's song.
It makes sense.
It makes sense.
It's one of those.
It's one of those things to me
It's like the universe keeps aligning in Kendrick's favor
But what I'm thinking is, dang, who did Drake piss off so much
That even the luxury houses, which I'm sure he spends a lot of money
And for the girls, they don't mess with him.
Louis don't mess with him, Chanel don't mess with him.
Like there's a reason why like, and I don't know,
I kind of trace it back to like Rihanna Loki
because Rihanna is like a luxury brand darling, you know,
and they collaborate with her and all of that.
But it just seems Drake's always not invited.
You're right.
Like, now that you're mentioning it, I'm like, okay, has he ever gone to fashion weekend?
I'm assuming he might.
He hasn't done it in the way that Farrell has or even Push a T has.
It's like the luxury brands are like, who's Drake's Ops?
Let's invite them.
I feel like he probably just burned a lot of bridges and probably got with girls that, you know,
probably either work somewhere high or related to somebody.
He must have done something crazy.
Like, again, no one doesn't like money, right?
Yeah.
And even like the ties within hip-hop and these luxury brands, it goes back to like even
Park and Versace
like this was on runway shows because
these luxury brands know like to bring in this type of
a celebrity and they do not
F with Drake. Drake has the whole verse on Versace
with Migos. There you go. And one would assume
biggest arts in the world it would be something.
But the thing is too is like I feel like Drake just
randomly says kind of disrespectful
things in his bars. Like for example
8 a.m. in Charlotte you know when you brought up Louis I just thought about
how he said we're not even wearing the louis
the members don't wear that ish ever since Virgil passed.
Yeah.
And he made that comment famously because Pusha T and all of them were at there.
So they already had not invited him.
And then he was like, why, I didn't want to go anyway.
Exactly.
But then you put it on wax and then now it's like, okay, now everybody knows that you don't like us.
So now it's like, how are we going to look working with you in the future?
A lot of rappers do that though.
Did it Nick and Minaj is get like backlash for coach?
Or no, Cardi B for coach?
Yeah.
Yeah, but that'd be different.
Like, because then I think she did a coach collab or something.
Yeah, she cleaned it up.
Yeah, she cleaned it up.
Yeah, I get what you're.
saying but it's less about the rappers dissing the
no I get what he's saying because he's like
if he dissed that brand so does
Cardi and no one's showing her. That's what I'm saying
he must have done something
something more deeper that we're just like
we don't mess with the Drake
they're like bring me
the push of tea like you get what I'm saying
you're right I'm trying to think like the biggest
brand that has grabbed with him
what has it been it's gonna be Crocs because
he said he he did that
girl in his homies crags
but I also feel like he's not like he's not like
Like someone that people go to for fashion.
He is, bro.
He's been trying a lot more recently.
What is he?
What are they to call this full?
I feel like he tries.
The brown Drake over here.
No, there are people that want to look like Drake.
Are there?
He's been trying really hard, you know, with like wearing a lot of different things,
the way he was doing his hair.
Yeah, you're right.
I feel like he tries to push his more.
His own brand though, OVO.
Like, that's what I see him wearing more.
Yeah.
get you.
But it could also be
like OVO and then like something else
collaboration.
Yeah.
Because I'm thinking like maybe like the biggest one he's had with the brand was Nike.
Nike.
Nike.
But that's it.
Oh yeah,
yeah.
Nike.
But I'm like that's more sports.
Yeah.
Not that it's not expensive.
It's really expensive.
It is.
I love.
But like there's something with these luxury houses that they're like.
And again, just like he may not be known.
I guess like you may you maybe you don't look at him like you look at somebody else for
fashion, right?
He definitely buys there.
Yeah, he's definitely a consumer.
He'll talk about it.
I bought this one a bag.
Like you keep track of it all or whatever.
Like he's purchasing there.
He's probably like a rewards member at one of these fashion houses for sure.
I feel like he's a very plain with his outfit.
Like it does no like, you know.
Kendrick's playing with his outfit, dog.
He looks like he shot that, like I don't know, that's freaking the swap meat.
Have you seen him on stage?
Yeah, have.
Yeah, it's a pro club.
Camel.
Just because you don't see them with the logos all over.
And you for sure wanted that.
You for sure wanted that.
sure with the bullet holes and the smoke coming out of it.
I told you.
I'm definitely looking at him for fashion.
Yeah. Yeah.
There's there, I don't think that any artist doesn't know that they have like to have
fashion sense or that they have to have a look.
Drake is not purposely being like, I don't have a look.
No, each of them, his every album is him trying to find whatever a look is.
Yeah.
He's trying to find it.
I think that's besides the actual point of these luxury brands are not messing with him.
Right.
They are also part of the ops against this guy.
And I don't know what it is.
Maybe their affiliation to the other artists that don't mess with him.
But it is, look, a Louis Vuitton Runway show is basically like everybody but Drake.
Yeah.
At this even Chris Brown was there, the last one.
So, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's let this in Chanel thing.
It's like, no, they just, it's not a hit to Drake.
If anything, though, the luxury brands also are like, ugh.
Yeah.
He brought her in the Chanel store and she's crying.
Oh, gosh.
He might.
Why you crying in Chanel?
Now people are anything.
They cry here.
everything?
Yeah.
Like cheesecake?
Oh yeah.
You got a cheesecake.
You know I love to go.
Yesterday we're talking about Benihana.
This fool just is getting himself kicked out of everywhere.
The only person that I've ever heard rap about not liking Benihana is Drake.
True.
Drake calls it pigeon food.
You're right.
I just remember that.
I love.
This food is just hell bent on not being like, Doug.
Then what does he like?
He also has said, I don't stay at the Intercontinental.
That's like a nice place.
Yeah.
Like, because it's average.
Flex for no reason.
Maybe he just Drake knows his worth.
That's why.
Like, he just sees bridges and he's like, fire.
Fire.
Let's bring him all.
Maybe he just knows his word.
That's why.
He's Drake.
Just humble yourself, maybe.
Humble yourself.
He's on the top of the world.
He has on plane.
You guys?
You guys think he's going to buy another girl, Chanel?
Yes.
With this?
Yes.
100%.
You don't think he's like a grass phrase?
No, no, no.
We're not going there.
On purpose, he's going to buy like 10 of them.
No.
What if she asked?
What if she asked for the Kendrick glasses?
I don't know about that one.
Question.
Yeah.
Okay, I saw the Kendrick glasses.
The shenomas are pretty cool.
They like fire.
Yeah.
Tight.
All right.
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All right.
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