Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 460 It's Not Them, It's You, Foo | Brown Bag Mornings (04/28/25)

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

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Do we have anyone in here that can represent for Galaxy? I'm getting there. I don't know why. You're getting there? You had to just pick. I was going to say how you get there. Well, I don't know. Anywhere.

L-AFC? To Galaxy. You were just at the L-A-F-C. It doesn't mean I'm a fan. You said you were. No, I never said I was a fan. You literally said that on air about 3252 and you're like, bro, I want to be a fan. I said it was fan.

I want to be a fan, but I'm not a fan. I can be bought. Well, you're doing the same thing like you did with the Lakers. Yeah, well, you guys take me out of the Laker. You guys kicked me out. I said I wanted to be a Laker fan and then Vic was like, you can't just be a Laker fan. Vic is not here to defend himself today.

He said those are his words. And then you guys were like, yeah, you can't just do that. I was like, oh, all of a sudden. I told you I would accept you on this side, bro. And we need to stop being a party supply store and being for rent all the time. Vic already said he's for rent by teams, okay, bro. You can't do that. You got to pick your team.

I don't know. Commit, bro. Commitment. All right. Well, I don't mind you being a galaxy fan. I just remember you like a month ago saying that you 3252 was so tight being there and you want to be in LAFC fans. I still, I'm still open to options.

I got options to make. We're screwed. We're screwed. Sorry Galaxy fans. But I have no representation of this show. Umberto, you like Galaxy? I don't want you. I'm so good.

I don't want you. Okay. All right. It's okay. Shout like Galaxy fans. We just so happen to be L.A.F.C. fans. Yes. Shout to all the Salvadorians and all the Central Americans out there.

I love the Galaxy. Oh, they usually go for Galaxy? Yeah. Shout out. They're cool people. And Galaxy's cool people too. Somebody's trying to get bought over here. I know.

I'm black and gold all the way. I said it already. I know, but I think what comes with being. black and gold, de respecto is being anti-Galaxy. Yeah. And what comes

of being galaxy fans, do respecto, is being anti-L-AFC. I don't have hate in my body. Yeah, you do. You hate the Lakers. I don't, I don't hate it.

Oh, come on. Hey, it's a strong word. I can't say that. I wish we could be like, hey, do your thing over there, but we just like L-AFC, but it just so happens

when every, especially in soccer, and they've told us, we've had L.A. Soccerhead When it comes to soccer, no, like you join in on some rivalry. It's like an aggressive game. Whether you like it or not.

Yeah, it's crazy. All right. It's passionate. And it's like that here in other countries, it's worse. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It takes soccer series.

All right, well, we have your Kendrick Lamar tickets. Yes, we do. This we do. So far. The United Clamardt came in your way today. Okay, go see him at SoFi Stadium. Sofai Sold Out Show with our girl, Siza. We have those tickets on deck right now that it's getting to.

Don't you know. I'm local. What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus. Hill. Where are you from, Mesa? Don't you know I'm local?

Los Angeles, we are very, very forgetful. Okay, right now, let this be a reminder to you for getting out of an Uber. Mm-hmm. Go back and check it right now. What? Check back, check back. Apparently, we are one of the top of most forgetful cities when it comes to Uber's. And something that gets left behind a lot, you guys are trip out.

You guys are trip out and low-key Uber drivers were on you. I bet you're resellers, too. What is it? Can I guess? Yeah, you can get it. Well, what have you forgotten in an Uber? A charger. Oh, that's a good one.

That's a good one. Charger. That's not bad. Why, they, sometimes I use your own charger. You never know. They're just going to. I know, but you never know. And then sometimes it's like I feel it's too shy and embarrassed because I'm a shy girl.

To ask. To ask. It's your thing. Oh. Like they have. They're charger. They're charger. What about you guys?

I actually left the film camera once. Wow. I honestly wanted to cry. Wait. I was so, it was like halfway through the. roll and I was like no like and they're terrible at like replying you didn't get it back yeah they get it back it was like a stress like a stressful situation yeah uh when you're saying when you're saying film camera is it like the expensive ones or like the disposable ones

not like the disposable but like it's not too expensive but it's hard to find the good one that last the film is looking yeah expensive the film itself versus the camera yeah yeah uh Gregory my dignity usually that oh that's where it's at. Yeah. Go find it for them up. Yeah. Like at 7 in the morning, an Uber hates to see me coming.

Yeah. Yeah. I hope you don't leave with that $80 charge. I think it's still $80 for having messed up the backseat. $3.00. Yeah. If you mess it up, yeah. If you throw up or if you...

It's $300. It's $300. It's $300. It went up $100. It's like $250. It depends on how bad it is. All right. Well, Los Angeles is the number four, most forgetful city.

And a trendy item that gets lost inside Uber. Backpacks Nintendo Switching No way What? That's where you can find them We'll be an Uber driver now Hold on

That's where you can find them And those things run up a pretty high bill And they're probably like one of your kids most I hope it's just kids that are leaving them behind But I feel like also little Gregs over there I'm like Okay I've been wanting to buy one I'm like let's become Uber drivers

You get a free one Let's become Uber driver That's true yeah That sounds like a good plan I actually was an Uber driver Of course you were Of course you were However the 10 most most

forgotten items in an Uber of course number one your phone of course yeah but then it's like how can you call it back to come through that's the weird part you have to somehow figure it out going to laptop somebody else's phone logging out of the Uber without like checking doing you're like check because you really want to you're really late yeah you're rushing or maybe I don't know oh it's dark I'm not gonna lie I've almost left left my laptop my cousin has saved my life he saved my life see and you're over here judging you're all crude oh yeah here's some trippy things that we're Lost in an Uber. A Ghostbusters ghost trap.

I'm assuming it might be like a cool little merch item. A urinal, which I'm really wondering, is it a whole urinal? It's probably like a little toilet. Like a little toilet. Like sometimes all these things that fill are kids stuff, yes. A little portable toilets? Or some people have adult ones for camping. Yeah, that's concern.

Speaking of a little kid stuff, though, a breast milk has been left behind. Was it cool? That's a mom on the go, okay? I'm wondering how you know it's breast milk as an Uber driver. Maybe because it's packaged. I would hope so. Yeah. I would hope you're not taste testing.

There's ice cream already for that. Maybe the pump was like to disperse milk. Bro, someone left divorce papers behind in an Uber car. That's a good way to say. They did like a whole list of things left behind an Uber. So what I'm wondering is that when things are left behind, the Uber driver has to report this was left behind. Because otherwise, how would they know? Oh, true.

Yeah. Okay, a gold Rolex. Oh. Nice. Okay. If that was left behind, which you guys actually report it. You guys say, I'm a good person. Yeah.

How are they going to know? They're going to know. They're going to know. Don't be an Uber driver, please. I would return it to someone the offer. True. I'd be scared. I'd be like, oh, my God.

What did they come back? Exactly. Straight to the pawn shop. Ninety-two. Tequila has been left behind. Makes sense. Yeah. Some fancy Uber.

I know. Uber riders. That makes a lot of sense. Late at night. They're not driving. That's what I'm happy about. True. Same. They knew and...

Responsible. But they left it in the car. Somewhere sober, like, where's the 42 at? Oh, man. Not for nothing. 42 is really hard to leave behind. Yeah, it's a big fall. Because it's the darker, the packaging is really dark.

Yeah. So unless it fell and then you're just like in a hurry to get out. Oh, it's like the little mini ones that they have? Yeah. I lost sunglasses in an Uber and it's part of one of the top ten items that get up behind. They're expensive. Number two is wallet. Three is keys.

Four is luggage. Headphones. Glass. clothing, your passport of vape and your water bottle. Vap is believable. Oh, water bottle, I get it. Okay. I thought water bottle is probably number one most, like, forgotten item universally.

I would hate you if I was an Uber driver because I have water bottles right there and you're leaving your own water bottle and you're just making my car dirty. Your Uber's a water? Make your own car duty. Yeah, they usually do. Some on the little ones. Bro, we don't get to check which Uber's we get. It depends on which.

You can order fancy Ubers. Yeah, but it's not in the fancy ones. Uber X will have it. Shout to Uber and lift drivers out there right now. Hunk your horn. Pim-Bee. All right. Me, me, man, man, me.

Yeah. Yes. Yes, personally, I've left sunglasses behind and it hurt me. Were they expected? It hurts you to leave. Yes. Because I left them behind in New York. Those was not going to get me back.

Oh, no. I had to just like, they came up. Call it a loss. They for sure came up. They do. I wonder if it's in this report. Dude, so California says number four, right? Do you know who's number one?

Yes, I do. It's New York. I kind of feeling it was New York, too. Because New York, they want you in and out. Oh, yeah. Get out. Hurry up.

Get out of my, get out of my claw over there. Yeah, and then they just stop in the middle of the street. They don't even pull over to the side. They're just like, get out. Seidio? Find your way. Yeah. They're reckless.

Okay. You've left anything behind Angie? Yeah, it's at the charger. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. Charger wasn't on here. It wasn't. What?

Maybe those don't go reported. It seems like I'm not even going to write. It's not going to like. Who travels with a charger? A lot of people. Why wouldn't you? There's chargers everywhere these days. Not all the time, but like, let's say you go to a different city and you take an Uber, yes, you're going to have your charger with you.

There's not too many good chargers everywhere. Don't rely on there being chargers out there. Baby girls and booby boys. Don't listen to great. That's the last thing you want to do. Everyone has the gas station ones, the Uber guys. Yeah. Especially between an Uber like, okay, you borrow a charger, boom.

So that's the chargers that light up once you plug them in. Oh, they're so bad for your phone. They're still bad for your phone. Really? All right. We got scrolling. with Greg on the way. Greg, what's up?

Yes, if you think you and your friends are the world's strongest people, then I have a question that might make you all look super weak. I know what it is. Scrolling with the homie. All right. Does anybody in the room think that

if they were going to fight a gorilla, one-on-one, they would be able to win. No. You're dead? Yeah. No. No weapons. No weapons.

No weapons. No weapons. And I'm passed out. I'm dead. So you'd die from passing out. Yeah. Well, I was what the gorilla thinks of me as a little baby and wants to save me.

And was like, hey, little hairy monster, I'll take you as my own. You're right. You're right. I'll just show the gorilla on my hairy arms. Jesus. I'd be like, a beast. A piece, yeah. You just see a gorilla, like, grabbing you?

Yeah. Throw you on his back. I have a new mom. Take me in. Oh, my God. Oh, be Tarzana. Bro. I'm surviving.

You would. You would. That is a good strategy. That is a great strategy. Latinas with hairy arms, we got it. We got this. What are you doing, fool? What am I doing?

I'm fighting till I'm down. Oh, no, you're not. I'm fighting. Two seconds. I feel like I could take a gorilla. No, you wouldn't. Yeah, just kind of up and put them in the under area. Why is this even the thing?

Because it's trending right now all over social media. The big question, a hundred men versus one gorilla. Do you think you could have a hundred of people of your friends or random people? Take on one gorilla. Yes, 100 of us for sure. We're going first, Greg. I'm not going first at all. I'll go like number 60.

What's with 100 men and doing things? What do you mean? I don't know, isn't it? That one girl and then that was gorilla. That was a thousand. It was a thousand, dude? No, she started with 100. Oh, it went up.

Yeah. She multiplied it by 10. This is the question that's taking over the internet right now. Yeah, we're going to win. You just surround it. You just got to figure out which three people. you're sacrificing first. That's it.

I think it's like, I don't think it's, I think it's, I think it's to be like 20, 30 people. No. No. No. Oh my God. Do you think? It's the first person that jumps on the back and holds the eyes close and then everybody else. You poke them in eyes and then you kick them in the.

It's a gorilla. Yeah. How are you going to get that near to the gorilla like how the point? This is a theoretical question, Angie. We're right next to the gorilla right now. We're about to fight it. Yeah, no. I don't think the 100 men versus one gorilla that's going to, the men are going to win.

I really think the gorilla is going to, no. Yeah. I'm sacrificing. Not even trying to fight, she's going first. Just throw her out there. Men are really strong. Don't underestimate the power of men. They're really strong.

But a gorilla is really strong. Exactly. Yeah, I know. I know. And the gorilla's outnumbered by 100 men. There's guerrillas in captivity right now because 20 fools were like, hey, let's get them in here. But they had weapons. Probably not.

Yes, they usually, is a euthanist? Like a net? Can you do this as a weapon? Yeah, can you? That's all that. The word is. No, it's all hands. Just straight hands.

I think you still do it. Hit? If 20 men with weapons probably got guerrillas where they're at in the first place, 100 men unarmed into it. We just got to know at least 20, 30 of the men are going to be hurt really bad. The first 5 to 10, probably going to die. Everyone after will survive. Super easy.

Yeah. I don't think so. Put gorilla glue on your hands, brothers, and then start going out of them. Stick them to the ground or something. Yeah. I don't like this, by the way. I love gorillas. Shave them.

Shave them? Why? That's your strategy Is just a shame of How come you don't like this? This is something you guys thought of This is a guy question Definitely a guy question

It's not a girl question I know I would not be able to take it I'm not going to lie I'm taking a gorilla I don't yeah Every time I hike I'm like I could take a mountain line right now No you could

Why do you think 100 men can't get a girl? True Because you just want to be anti whatever Because the gorilla is like humongous Yeah So 100 dudes I don't know A hundred dudes I think like you

I could take so and so I could take this and that We need people like Greg, though, because they'll go first You know what I mean? It's on the front lines They want to double thing here Let's go, Greg, you could get them, bro. I believe it, you go.

Let's go, let's go, I got this. Yeah, I need a more, like, a debatable answer I think it's like 10 guys and versus a girl. Oh, no. A hundred guys, I think the answer is pretty clear. 50. A few, you're going to pass away. Yeah, for sure.

Oh, yeah. 20. We don't get this grill. But also leave the grill as alone, please. Yeah. Yeah. They're beautiful. No, I still think the gorilla can take 100 men.

They can actually lift 4,000 pounds. That's what I was looking at right now. The gorilla. Okay. That's a lot. Yeah. All right. But if there was 100 Jose out there, boom.

Have you not seen... That's just a boom. Have you seen a... Not even. I think so. Jose can say a gorilla. A gorilla looks at Jose and just says, a pee. You guys have shoutouts.

We do have shotouts. Sylvia wants to shout out her husband, Luis. He listens every single morning. She says he walks around on his... phone listening to us through that. Big Luis. Justin wants to shout out his wife, Sabrina. They had a gender reveal Saturday, and they're having a baby boy.

Let's go. Congratulations. I want to shout out sick Vic from Salinas. He said, hey Greg, come ya, and I want to shout out Pansas and Karen. Pansa? Yeah. That's what he said. I guess.

Are those people or? Yeah, those are people. She just wants to shout out Tummies, period. Hmm? No, I think he calls his son Pansas. Oh, cute. Yeah. And then his girl Karen.

Yeah. Got in love it. And then we got birthday shoutouts as well. Crystal wants a birthday shoutout. It's her birthday. Today she listens all the way from Florida. Let's go. Good job hitting everybody up.

I know. Oh yeah? She hit me, Maximo. Great. And you got your shoutout. It worked, baby. It worked, though. And then Crystal from Carson wants to shout out her son, Camari, who turns 11 today.

Let's go. Happy birthday, Camari. Khamari. Elliot wants a birthday shout out. His two daughters. celebrating their birthdays this week. Amelia and Galea, Galea, Galea. Let's go Taurus gang.

He says, I love you, girls. Can't wait to see you and celebrate your birthdays with you. I love that. And then Sebastian wants to shout out his wife, Haley. It was her birthday Sunday. He says, thank you for everything you've done for our two beautiful daughters. That part. Sweet.

And that's her shout out. I have a shout out. You have a shout out? Yeah, I want to shout out Melanie from Salem, Oregon. I was out there and she came up. She's like, you look so familiar. What were you doing in Salem? Me?

Yeah. We had a show. You had a show in Salem? So, well, ATM Denny had a show in Portland and then the show in Salem. Oh, okay. Oh, nice. Yeah. And she was like, you look familiar.

That's what I'm thinking. All I can think is that. I finally found out that Salem, Oregon is not the same Salem that people think for witchcraft. Is that where they filmed Twilight? Salem? It's a different Salem. The other Salem's in Boston, I believe. Wow.

Yes. Why you have the same name? The whole time I thought the same thing. I was like, is this where the witches are? They're like, they probably hate that. Yes. Sorry, they're like, no, that's the other Salem. We're the better Salem.

Yeah, but it was cool because she actually says that she listens to us every morning at work. I love it. Yeah. Shout to you, mamacita, Linda. Also, big up Vanessa. Yesterday we are at the L-AFC game. Shout out Toyota for getting me, Angie, and Victor, out there. Yep.

And I have a photo from Vanessa Tamayo on Instagram, and she took a photo of us taking photos. on the grass on the field she's like I see you that's so far away too that's so fun

I listen to every day so big up Vanessa I appreciate that that was really cute shout up Vanessa that

that was really funny I see you uh again big up puana at LASC we were looking for our seats and so I was like

showing her my phone and she's like are you letty and it was she's like can you come you momacita

what hey yo she told you that because I say that yeah And I was like, come here, Mamacita. Because she was little, too. She was smaller than me.

That is funny. But it was like, yeah, can you come me, mamacita? I was like, okay. No one's ever told me to do that. Yeah. Big up Leslie at LAFC2. She always takes care of us when we go out there and Natalia. It's funny because I put this in the chat.

It's like, shout out Juanah, Leslie and Natalia, and Concrete, who's in our chat. By the way, we haven't figured out a way to kick him out. He's like, what's going on? Who are these women? I know. She did say that. A lot of girls. What's going on?

So big up to everybody that went to L-AFC. And also, everybody that came to my son's birthday party! Shout out to Angie! And shout out to Ramona. Ramona, by the way, I didn't know that you and your honey brought that huge old 100 pack of Modelos. You guys did? Yes, we did. It's funny because my husband does not put alcoholic everything.

I know. Actually, I was going to ask you about that. I don't know. He says he's like, Ramona. Hold on, because he's like, let's not do alcohol. Like, I don't want people tripping. It's the kid's part. I was like, who are you?

That's the reason to have alcohol. Yeah, but it's okay. He's just trying to break generational curses that, yeah, yeah, that go on to our Mexican culture community, all of that, whatever. But Moldellos are a great part of it. Yes, they are. They are. But then I saw people walking around with Modellos. I was like, he lied.

He told me that he wasn't going to get alcohol. And then he's like, no, Ramona Bratoz. We did. We were on our way there, and then Tony's like, hey, stop at the Bayerta really quick, and I'm like, for what? And then he's like, so we could take some beer, and I'm like, I don't know if we should. He's like, come on. He's like, come on, you know, because it's a habit of his. He can't go somewhere without it, you know?

Like, he's like, hey, it's just like you don't show up empty. Yeah. Yeah. You know? So then we're getting in there, and I'm over here, like, walking, right? And then Horhead turns around. He starts laughing. And I'm like, oh, my God.

And then he's like, he's like, oh, you saved the party, man. You saved the party. Because they brought a crate, bro. Like, it looked like the forklet brought it out. Yeah. A whole palette of beer. And then we see all the parents slowly walking over there. Walking out.

Oh, yeah. They're not over there. No wonder. It's funny because when I was eating, I went to get some water. And then I opened the cooler and I saw beer. And I was really confused. I'm like, letti never. has alcohol and if she does

she'll hire like a bartender. Yeah. And it was funny because I'm like well I there's like there's beer but there's no water. Yes. And I saw that. I'm like this is not like let's eat. This is going none over here. There's beers and caprisons. Yeah. There sure was. Yeah. Later on there was.

Yeah. So big up to everybody that came through if you had a party this weekend like us it was a trip because in the morning it rained. Yeah. And we kind of knew it was going to rain in the morning so we didn't get to start like getting the party ready until about 1230. Yeah. Then the party starts. Then during the party, it rained. Wow.

And I just had all these kids in the house and their parents. Shout out to Daniela that came. You didn't come, Maximia. That was my representative. I actually, that was a representative. Your girl? Yes. I was like, why did I not get a shout out?

Because I sent my reps. You did not attend. I know. You sent Max and Emmy. Emmy didn't want to be there, by the way. She doesn't want to be anywhere. She got candy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She liked that part. I love Edro, Emmy. But all the kids were jam packed into the house because it's raining outside. So everyone has to go in there. and the kids are treating it like it's Project X. Yeah, that's awesome. They're standing on tables. They're screaming.

They're singing the Minecraft movie songs, lava chicken. And then, I don't know how, but one of them found a YouTube video that is like the loudest scream in the world. You know how we had Dummer and Dummer? You know what's the most annoying sound in the world? Yay!

So they found like the YouTube version of that and they put the volume full blast in the sala and they play that video. And it just sounds like distortion. and like just a lot. I was so overwhelmed. We had a Steve, the Minecraft character. He's trying to pack in to the inside.

It's just really like muggy in there and I'm tripping out. But the kids are having a blast. To them they're like, oh! Like who can Steve's allowed? So I feel like today when Wicito and Horito go back to school, people are going to talk about like having like Steve, have like the rain and coming inside, jumping around, playing the things off the TV.

Yeah. So at least they had a good time. I was overwhelmed. I'm sure. I was overreling crazy. You know what? I told my girl, I was like, oh my God, Jorge Pali in his head and his head was like, what's going on? My God.

You're seeing the clean up for sure. Oh, for sure. He had the big microphone thingy and he would randomly turn it off on. What are those? I don't know. Speaker? No. Megaphone?

Megaphone. Yeah. And then we did, when it stopped, we did the, we did the caddies outside. Ah. And the, the, the Steve? Yeah. Because it's hard to see. It was really hard to find this Steve, by the way.

If you have a Minecraft party coming up and you want to find this Steve, hit me up in the DMs and I'll show you the Steve. But inside is like low-key, like a Russian lady. And she told us in the DM, but we didn't see till later. Hey, I can't see if you need me to move. You have to move me. Oh. But we were setting up the piñata.

Right? The Steve is just right there next to the pinata and we're like, Steve, move. And they just moved one. step and it's like Steve's going to get knocked out. Steve's going to get knocked out with the pinata. But I felt really bad for this lady that was in the Steve suit that was probably trying the best. To not yell like, I can't move. Yeah.

But I don't even necessarily know that she speaks English so well because it looks like it was like a translated message on D.N. Oh, gotcha. And it's like, hey, if you need me to move, please move hand. Like I can't see. Poor lady. That explains it because when it started raining and everybody started going inside. She started there, Lurray? Yeah, so Tony's like, why is Steve over there?

And I'm like, I don't know. She's just standing. In the rain. More Steve. Yeah. Next to the jumper, not moving. And we're like, you know, we're eating bomb food by the way. Great food.

It was love of chicken. So we're like, that's a little rain. But we're like, yeah, that's weird. And then he's like, Steve, move. You know, like, it's raining. But Steve didn't know. That's so funny. Please hire Steve.

Please hire Steve. The game of a messenger. Even when Steve was inside the house, I'm like, what does he move? Like, he's just blocking the door. What else could Steve do? Steve is fighting for Steve's life. It was the longest two hours every night. Oh, for sure.

That makes a lot more sense now. Poor Steve. Steve and let these backguard by himself. Yeah, outside of the jumper. There has to be a video of that summer. You're supposed to recording a sad song. Yeah, that's what I was. My poor little bit.

Yeah. That's funny If you want the number Like how to get a hold of Steve It was really hard to find And now you know what I won't need it That's hilarious

All right well those are our shout on Shout on to everybody Jose You're in trouble Abla Why? Yes Yes

Oh yeah What happened I go to Oregon Missin familia Out here Jose has no family out here No friends Except me

And me Us No you guys are just his co-workers I'm his friend I'm his friend. We send each other memes to laugh at? Yes. You said you were going to come to my party.

I was. And then you didn't show that. What happened? I don't get my car in Baja. What happened? I was a baker's view. I was going to take Uber, but it was too expensive. You could have told me, bro.

Ramona's coming from somewhere. She could have to do. All right. Try again. Yeah, try a better excuse. Hit me on the side. It was all of it. Greg was on the road.

Yeah. Yeah. Doing tour stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have no excuse. So you just, that's there.

Just say it, just say it. Just say you hate me and you hate Luis and you hate Jorge. No, I don't. No, just say it. Because that's how what Luis feels. Out of all the kids that were there, he was like, hey, mom. Where's Tio Jose? Where's Tio Jose?

And I said, oh, my ho, he's on the way. He's coming. Damn, Tio Jose's never there. He crushed his heart. Wow. All right. I have Steve, but I really want a Tio Jose here. Yeah, we're Steve.

No, this would have been just so great. It feels like that was here. Wow. Can't believe you. He said he was going to bring me Minecraft gifts. Mm-hmm. Your excuse was just like, Uber was expensive. No.

Yeah, no. Well, that was this. It was like 14 bucks. No. How much was it? No, it was like 60 something. To get there. Then another 60-something.

Ramona, how much do you charge him when you give him a ride? Nothing. Wow. Yeah. Wow. $60 for Heloise's happiness. Exactly. Exactly.

He was 99% happy. You should have just gifted him the framed receipt of your Uber. This is peak guilt. This is peak guilt. Hey, you listening, you too. Why were you at my party? I talked about it all day. Every week.

The whole week. I told you where it was at. You know where I did. You're invited. Yeah. You were invited and invited. He did not show up. All right.

All right. All right. Well, anyway, sim or pimp? Simp or pimp. B I am. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. Yeah, baby, don't worry, I told him. It's because he, huh?

No, it's because his Uber was expensive, baby. Yeah. Let's hear you call then. No, no, you're going to. Damn, it sounds like he's crying. Don't cry, lose. Oh, my God. That's so sad.

Uh-huh. Yes, one day, Jose will love, one day. I love you. I love you. I don't think that matters to him. We all love you. Yeah, he said we're not Jose. I'm not.

I'm sorry. even love Steve that much. Have a good day of school. Okay, try. Just breathe it. Wow. Tell them count, 10 backwards.

Do 10 of those, baby. Okay. Remember, I am Steve. Okay, baby. He says, I'm Jose. Wow. All right.

Luis heard. Yeah. See that Jose? He heard. He said he uses birthday money for your Uber. Oh, Jose. Oh, Jose.

Simp. Or PIMP. B-I-M-B. Z-Z! Z-Z! Z-Z! Z-Z! Z-Z! Z-Z! Sim, chip, chip, chip.

Giacomo. Boxer Roli Romero, who is part of a Golden Boy's Fatal Fury fight that's going to happen this weekend. This week, baby, this Friday. This Friday, New York. He's your favorite person, Maximo. You love how he talks.

Happy este. But they've been having a different approach on, like, the boxing press and how they're approaching the situation. And they're doing, like, podcast-like, sit-downs. Yeah, face-to-face. Face-to-face. Yeah. And Roli Romero, who is fighting.

in Ryan Garcia as the main event. They sat down together and, you know, they talk smack to each other to the hype of the fight. Yeah. But Roli's approach to this was interesting. Listen. I know you better than you fucking know you at this point. I know everything about him. You know that.

Why would I know? How makes no sense? Do you? I truly do. That sounds like you're in love with me. The way he flipped it. I love it. Ryan kept going like, you're weird, bro.

Tell me about me. What's up? What's up, bro? It was hilarious. And then Roley didn't have a comeback because he's like, dang, he got me. And it's the voice, too. It's like, it's so low and squeaky. And he's like, I know everything.

I know you better than you know yourself. That's weird. Something you're going to love with me. Yeah. Do you like me or something? So it's really funny because it backfired. And obviously, obviously, everyone's expecting. trying to be the one to be like outlandish and say wild things.

And he's approaching this as a very locked in. He's a very cool comment collected fighter this time around, which is a trip. But exciting to see. For sure. And specifically with Roley, we know he's a little bit like out there. Yeah. Like I don't know what it is. I don't know if he's gotten too many hits.

This fool. He says funny things. He talks in a really light voice. He does. If you're a girl in this area, like even if you're like in the stands, he starts making flowers and he brings, I kid you not. Rale Romero when he's not fighting,

at least I've seen this when he's been to other fighters' fights, he brings a cologne in his pocket. Oh my gosh. He sprays the flowers that he makes out of napkins and he hands them to girls. And that might be a way to like buy fans. Like low-key, he's not by fans, but like getting to it. Because it's like, oh, Roldi gave me a rose.

Or he'll, uh, connection with him. He'll jump into people's photos. He'll photo bomb. But he makes, himself like that available to people. Doing like origami. For sure. I don't know how the heck he made the roses, bro.

I wonder where he learned that from. He's using that to his advantage. If he had an assistant, he'd be like paper. Yeah. And then he grabs the paper. I just feel like the whole bottle of cologne in his pocket to then spray it is a trip. It is. Yeah.

And it's wild. But he hits hard. Like, I know that he's just funny and it's like, okay, this is an easy one for Ryan or anybody that's fat really. But he does hit hard. hard. He is like a special kind of fighter. He is like personality based. Yeah. But he's still a boxer. Yeah, 100%. And I would hope that for this fight, at least not for nothing, he shows up to show people like, yes, I'm a jokester or you can clown me or you may think I'm like that one hyena and Lion King, the one that's like a little. Yeah. Ed? Ed. Ed. He reminds you a lot of head. But I would hope that you use this as like, no, I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to.

I'm going to show you why I'm a boxer. Okay. Yeah. I want to see that because I remember, Leti, we went to one of the, yeah, press, yeah. And he was, like, sitting down and his feet were just like dangling. Dangling. Because they were like on bar chairs and she was laughing at him dangling. And I'm going to take this boxer serious.

And Ryan's being the calm one in this one? Yeah. That's so odd. This whole press run, he's been calm. He's being, like, collective. He allows everyone to be the one. What? I guess it takes having been to spend because he's been officially, he was,

It was a year of him being suspended. So he's taking that time and be like, all right, I don't want to get suspended again. I know anything I say do or act like can be used against me. So let me get through this fight. I think after the fight, we're going to see the Ra Ra, Ra, Ryan, but not right now. Because he's just like, ah, yeah, crazy.

Yeah, I miss that, Ryan. Just seeing him come back is enough for people to buy into this fight. Oh, yeah. Wow. Seeing the comeback, what that's going to be like and all of that. So it's a stack card. It is. But is Roly Romillo's approach to this.

this face off Simper Pimp This sounds a little sim It's like It's really sim And it's like I know everything about you I wanted

I wanted to defend it And be like Well you're supposed to know Like everything about your enemy But like It's just the way Ryan It was just like Okay yeah

Yeah Right Oh no you don't Yeah It's messed up All right Sim Simps

Sips Sips Sips Sips Sam Daniel from the city of Palmdale And your dad Rudy It's funny because

The dad recognized this And then he's like Oh I'm like, he wanted to meet someone famous today. And he's like, who are you? I don't know you. I'm like, no way.

I'm like, work on Power 106. I don't know Power 106. I was like, all right, I'm colder kid. Because there's hell of kids right now. I know who we are. And we'll be excited to meet us. Very excited. And I was like, look, just listen to the radio tomorrow at 7.

3 and we're to school. I'll say hi to all your friends at school. You met somebody that talks on the radio. Yeah, it's famous. I'm not famous. I know famous people. Now he's like, that's that crazy lady that was saying that she works on that. It was real.

It was real. My dad wasn't just lying to me because it was at the end of the game. You were like that whole game. And it's funny because we had just bumped in to be real. I could have said, hey, be real's right there. But I was like, no. No. You only get me.

Get us. Cool little kid though. And he's like, all right, I guess I'll take a picture. Maybe someone will know you. I'm like, your teacher will probably know me. Show your teacher. It's a dude. Yeah.

Show your teachers. I thought you were to say show your teachers. Was three one else in there? Yeah. No, he was in the field. It was like, yeah. It was outside. It was outside. Yeah.

I don't know. Turns the parking store. There's a shout to the homie Daniel and Rudy. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. Check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We'll need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. Gio needs our help. Gio. He said, hey, brown bag.

My name is Gio. And I'm having so much trouble in my dating game. I need your guys help. because I don't know if I'm the problem. All right. So I'm freshly new to the dating scene because I've been single since my last relationship that happened almost one year ago.

What? Yeah, so I feel like I'm ready to start dating again. How are you freshly new to the dating scene because I've been single my last relationship that happened almost a year ago? That's, yeah. This guy don't know how to write. At all.

I'm sorry, he's our friend, he's our friend. Yeah, that's the only. Yeah. So I'm fresh. Just read this with us. Freshly single. So I'm freshly new to the dating scene because I've been single since my last relationship that happened almost one year ago. So I feel like I'm ready to start dating again.

But there's a run on sentence. There's no comma. There's no commas. That makes sense. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. Because if you read it one year ago, so I feel like I'm ready to start dating again. But the issue I'm finding is that when on dates and girls, everything they do or say just goes to crap.

I don't mean. I feel like I'm never going to find them. Whoa. Whoa. Exactly. Okay. Jio. Gio, the dating is the least of your problems, brother.

Yeah, let's start with grammar, bro. Take night school classes, something, bro. Yeah. English 101. So either he's dating. He's dating. The last time he was serious is a year ago. So I feel like I'm ready to start dating again.

But the issue I'm finding is that when I'm on dates with girls, everything they do or say just bugs the crap out of me. And I feel like I'm never going to find the one because I'm just being so picky. My standards are high because my standards are high because my. My ex would treat me like a king. She was a full-time nurse that made a lot of money. So she had her own place, nice car, and sometimes would treat me to dinner. So I ended up going on a date with this girl last week.

And she was telling me how she expects me to provide everything for her. And I instantly got the ick. I don't mind that at all because I do make my own money. But I also feel like girls, like my girl's strong and independent, just like my ex. I talk to my homies about it and they are all saying, I'm just the A-hole and need to stop being picky. Brown bag. I don't feel like it's me at all.

I just have high expectations with dating and none of these girls are meeting it all. Should I lower my standards and be more open or stand on business about being picky? Please help me. Well, I wonder where he's meeting these girls. Online. The new era way. More unlikely. Or dating apps, maybe.

What do you guys sell them if he's your homie and he's coming to you. like none of these girls are her. I mean, I would think honestly, like, maybe you're not over your ex. Maybe you're comparing them every time. Yeah, she was brought up twice in this message and it's been over a year.

I would like to know what happened because it sounds like he lost the one that he liked. Like, he liked everything about her. Clearly. She was independent for sure. He has high expectations. Let me ask him really quick. And as he, I guess girls do and guys do.

It's not high expectations. It's like, Personal expectations. Yeah. You are personal. And I think with the girl that he dated recently and told that she was telling you her expectations. Right. And maybe you don't, like, she was like holding a high expectation too.

So she just like you. Yeah, 100%. But I think he should try not to compare when going into dates or, you know, having these conversations, instantly try not to compare. And like, because it sounds like he's almost trying to find something to point and get annoyed about. Yeah. Like everything annoys them. he's just like waiting like oh there it is uh self sabotaging yeah that's what it's that's what it's

that's what it sounds like yeah he's self sabotaging and he needs to just go with the flow and and figure it out like little by little i have a homie that's like that it's just like he won't he's just very picky about the girls like any any little thing he's gonna be he compares he does the whole oh they're just not her oh they're not over his ex right he's over her no he's not like yeah i guess you just have a type after your ex or you were shown something. Yeah. And you just want that again.

Even whether you want that person or not, you want that again. And maybe he can't get this ex back because they broke up or because something or he messed up or whatever. So I don't think that she's even a possibility anymore. It's more he saw what life could be like and he's not going to settle for anything less. Or he's just picky. Like some people are picky. And also I would say not to rush, like not to rush the situation. because it almost also feels like he's trying to rush into a relationship.

After a year of being seen. After a year. He needs to like test the waters and it's going to take time to fighting someone that is going to be like compatible to him. He's trying to find his Neo, aka the one, but can't. Well, Neil would be like four, wouldn't it? No, because he has like four girls. Oh, yeah. Not Neo.

Neo. Neo and Matrix. Dude. Oh, that's not the one I think of at all. Yeah, I thought like so sick and love for. what you are saying. But I don't think his name is his name is not Neo.

Oh yeah, I know. But when you say Neil, the first person I think of is so sick of. They're not. That's what I'm saying. You can think of Neil. I get it. But once he says the one,

that's part of the Matrix. Oh, that's a matrix reference. I was going to say so you need to four girlfriends instead. No, no, that was never mind. But, yeah, Gio needs our help. Gio's back in the dating scene. He's been dating, but he always finds a ick with every day.

he's had with every girl and he's wondering, should I lower my standards or should I stand on business till I find the girl that's going to pretty much be the one that everything, I like everything about her. How do you even, how do you even like get yourself out of that? He knows he's being picky. He knows that everything is just getting him upset. He understands, yes, the lifestyle that I had with my ex

is one thing that's probably contributing. But I need to get, he needs to snap out of that. Yeah. I don't think his ex is like, oh yeah, you're not him. I don't think so either. Right. I don't appreciate everybody in the comments on our Instagram saying, is this Greg? They're roasting me for no reason.

They think it's you that you're not, that you're not, you're the one not over your ex? Is that other thing? Or is it because they think you don't know how to write? Maybe because every day you're on this radio station, you'll find something wrong with the girl that could probably tell you. It's very telling. I'm not the problem. Anyways. Well, that's why they think that.

All right. Let's go to Francis. Francis and Montepelo. Goa-Francis. Good morning, Brown Bag. Good morning, Frances. How are you, Frances? I'm good, Lettie.

I want to tell you you are famous girl, because my son would give anything to take a picture with you guys. Oh, Fran Navello, right now, pick him up from school, and then be like, oh, lady, we're calling the cups. Who are you? We bring to a couple of the events, and he tried to get pictures, but I know you guys are busy and stuff. What?

Giaci did Francis. Every morning, every morning. Okay. We want to inject LeMarch's last weekend. Oh, let's go. Love by mom of the year. Okay, you won the Kendrick tickets? Are you going to pick him up or are they digital?

Do you know how they told you? They haven't told you. I don't know. They just called me, but I don't know how that's going to work. But, oh my gosh, if we could pick them up and he can meet you, you would make his day. Okay, so I'm going to put you on hold after this. And then don't hang up, okay, so that Umberto can get your contact.

So we can figure something out. And then I'll hook him up with a bunch of cool little merch. Thank you so much. And if any other kid knows who I am, just call up, and then we'll figure something out. Every caller it's about to say. Yeah. Lenthe, you're so famous. Oh, my God.

I love Lepin. Francis, you're not doing this just because you really care. He really cares about me, right? Oh, no. Girl, he'll show you. He follows all of you guys. Wow. Oh, wow.

No, because during Christmas, during Christmas, Greg knows that I'm like a kid, like, like I'm a simp for kids. And they'll be like, oh, my God, we love me so much so I could give them presents. And I asked them what Santa, what they want from Santa. And she gets it for that. And I literally have.

She'll do it. And then, no, he's 16. He'll show you. you he follows brown bag morning he follows letty and he rich oh i was like thinking of like a little baby i was thinking like a six-year-old oh my god that's another thing you guys like you guys aren't just a radio station for me like i bond with my friend to you guys because in the morning like he'll turn it on the radio directly to trial one of instead of like putting on his Spotify whatever he wants to listen to you guys let's go

Francis, you already got the Kendrick tickets. Francis, you're already going to get merged. I know. I'm already inviting you to the kids party next year. You're taking Jose's invite, okay? So that I just tells you that I'm genuine because I'm not doing it to win anything. I want to tell you.

Yeah, well, you're invited to my kids' parties now, okay? I'm ready for the butt. Yeah, you guys are awesome. We guys all the time. Thank you, Francis. My love to you. Talk to us. What would you tell?

Gio. Well, what I would tell him is it's not about lowering your standards because not everyone, not someone's going to be 100% comfortable to you right away or you to them. It's about finding somebody that you can see that you can build something with. Like let's say if you like baseball, but they don't, but you start going to games together, then they start liking it, you know? But to your point, let me, I think he's just not like over her, one, and two, like he needs to get over the fact. that fact that, oh, I don't like this about her, that and that that's when it's over.

It's not going to work. He's going to be by himself forever, you know? It's not about standards about finding someone that you feel like, you know, you can build something with and vice versa, because you're not going to be 100% perfect for someone else either. Francis, for your son's dad, where did you know right away, like, oh, my God, I love everything about this person? I didn't.

And we were very different people, you know. but again like we built a relationship together you know what didn't you like about him were you like oh he's so ugly he's from like a little town in texas so he's like super like countryed out you know and i'm a city girl you know so right away like that was different like just the stuff he wanted to do and the stuff I wanted to do but again like you know I got way into football because of him you know what made you stay around? Like what made you like keep dating him even though you guys were way different from each other? Um, just a small town girl. Sorry, because you say she took the midnight train going anywhere. Sorry, my ADV came to. Because she said she's a city girl.

I get it. And I was like, should I play this? It makes sense. Country boy. I was going to play Nelly, and then I was like, this is right here. No, this is perfect. Come on. This can be named. Sorry. She's got the small town girl. Why don't we have this on our computers? Living in a lonely world.

Because Dodgers? Oh, yeah. He took the midnight trade going anywhere. Sing it. I know you know it. I know you know it. Yeah. That's it.

Why didn't anyone tell me that don't stop believing comes at the end of the song? Francis, you should do it to us? Don't stop believing that's why. Kids, that's back in the day when songs are forming. is long. Yeah. That was long. That was really fun actually.

That was good. That was good. That was everybody. I mean I want to stop leaving. Francis, did you see what you did, Francis over there? Yeah. It's your fault. Because you're like, he's a country boy.

I'm a city girl. And I was like. One more shot. Run that back, let me. All right. But thank you for your advice, Francis. Don't hang up, okay. I'm going to get your info.

I would like to meet you. No, don't hang him. Ernesto. Ernesto. I'm awake now. Buenos dia. What's up, bro? Ernest, what would you tell, Gio?

Let me reset because we were all just at a Dodger game right now. It was super tense. No, you're good. I was having a great time. Let's go. Okay, good. All right, Ernest, so our guy, Gio, he hit us up and he's like, dang, I have this thing where I'm just so picky when I'm dating,

and it seems like every girl has something wrong with her. I'll always come back and be like, well, she doesn't make enough, or she doesn't like this, or I'm not compatible, or she gave me the it because of this. Now he's been single for a year. He did have an ex and their situation was really good. She made money and he feels like maybe that's what I'm looking for. But ultimately, he knows I'm really, my standards are really high.

Should I lower them to stop being so picky or should I keep them high? Seriously, he needs to sack up and he needs to just go with the flow because nobody is ever going to be the same as the next. You know, they can have the same belief system like, oh, I work for. my money, blah, blah, blah, blah. But they're never going to be the same as his ex. And here's the thing. When it comes to dating, especially with men and women, men don't choose if they get to be with their person,

their woman forever. But women choose them. So he has to just deal with it. Honestly, because, like, I just feel like when it comes to people, like if a guy wants to propose, who has to say yes or no? the girl exactly and he

and it's the same with dating he could he could fall in love with the next and he could be like oh no she's perfect she's this she's that

she's amazing and the next day she can be like you know I'm not I'm not feeling it so right

it's hard out here dating is it's a tough game you know but it's a game of winning losses and you know

fortunately in some people's situations we win you know yeah do you go with the flow Ernesto

are you just like like a like I'm wondering if when you're dating, you have a certain criteria that someone has to meet, or you're like, hey, we're on a date together. You might be the one. I was like that. I did have a lot of, you know, I did have high standards before, you know, and I was like super picky. Like, I want a girl who does this, this, this, this, and that.

But then I realized that that wasn't healthy for me. I wasn't finding anybody, you know. And, you know, eventually I stopped looking and I was like, you know what? I'll let something come to me. And then I ended up meeting my wife. And we got married last year in September, and everything's going great. Wow. She's not your lower standard wife, right?

She's your, like, top shelf. Like, she's worth it. She's the love of my life. Let's go. Everything I was looking for. Oh, you're so cute. She's listening. She is listening for her.

I love that. As soon as I lowered my standards, I found my wife. Oh, no, no, no. No, no. As soon as you stop, not that. As soon as you stop kind of like, you're thinking so much into it. Like, it has to be this, that. It's like, let me go with the flow and I'll find a one and you did.

Exactly. When it happens, it happens. Ernest's a question. Like, when dating your current wife, right, was there anything that you can't? Forever wife. Oh, my bad. When you're dating your wife, right, was there anything that you were like, oh, that bothers me? And you kind of had to push through and to stick it at, like, stay together?

Not really. like we we dated for about about two years before I proposed to her and um nothing really like popped up that like that you know got out like got on my nerves or anything you know um I'm not saying everything's perfect you know because you know stuff happens in between but nothing ever swayed me away from her. Also you were never like you're not even my type dog I settle for you. You were never like oh she dips fries and mayonnaise I can't I can't do that. Pine up on pizza, it's good girls.

That's the reason I don't have to date a girl. That guys are crazy. I feel so bad for you. Thank you so much, Ernesto. Have a good morning, pub. That's a trip, if that's going to get you. If I was so picky,

I would have never dated a Drake fan or a Packers fan and I wouldn't be married right now. Jorge loves Drake and loves the Packers. If I was that picky, then I wouldn't be married right now. How does a Packer's? Yeah, wow.

I think he's so, like, smart. Oh, Sean. Such a great partner. Who are you? Who are you? Hey, TJ. What's up, TJ? What are, TJ?

TJ. Hey, TJ? Hey. TJ, I feel like I haven't talked to you all year. I know. I had to take y'all off Bluetooth. That's okay. Happy Monday, Brown, bad.

That's good. Hey, Jay. We'll be in forever. I know. Oh, it's Umberto's Haiti. Thanks you guys. When y'all are doing another live. We need to do an event soon.

We need to do an event soon. I'm really thinking about it. Please don't make it during the week. Okay. It has to be a weekend so you can attend? I mean, you know what? You know what? Do it whenever you do.

No, T.J., tell me. Tell us. Tell us. I'm going to go to the bosses and I'm like, hey, T. TJ said not during the week. Okay. So we got to do something. Figure it out Friday through Sunday.

Is Friday good? Friday's perfect. I don't mind taking off. I don't mind taking up at all to be honest with you. I don't know. I'm going to make a real. Hold your standards, bro. For sure, for sure, for show, for show.

When they come to y'all is different. I'll lower them for y'all. Oh, whoa, whoa. Hold on here. KBWR, H2, Los Angeles, Power 106, L.A's number one for hip-hop, and your lower standard morning shows. I love it.

I love it. You know, I used to have high expectations for the radio. Once I lowered the standards, boom, boom, right there. Right here. We're right here. Our bosses say the same thing. Let me give you my advice real quick.

Let me give you my advice with this guy before I get cut off. I know I run on, I run on, I run on. So basically, I don't think it's the females like he's running into. I think it's him. And sometimes we have to remind our friends that not everybody will be the same person that they dated prior, right? So we have to sit down and really analyze what the person has. that will us in to want to talk to them from the beginning. Right.

I guess just keep reminding yourself. Because clearly you went on a date for some reason. Yeah. Yeah. So during the date, when thank you, T.J., I appreciate your puppy. During the date, like, when something's starting to give you the egg, we'd remind yourself why you even asked you out in the first place, great? Yeah.

Where you liked her. Like, excuse me. Hold on. I'm just saying, in general. Stephen. Hold on. Oh, Stephen, I don't want him. Adali.

Adali. Adali. Oh, yeah. Hello. Hi. Hello. Adali, can you say your name? Are you saying it right?

No, no, yeah, yeah, you're right. Oh, that's unique. Adali? Adali. Yeah, Adali. Yeah, Greg says that's a girl's name. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's mostly for girls.

I hear Adalia or like Adalia with a wife. Oh, you're cute. Why did your mom do that? I don't know. I asked my dad. He said it was named after my grandpa, and then I said, what's the reason? He's like, yeah, I don't know. He didn't even hit.

Wait, is your grandpa's name Adali? Yeah. And then, what I'm saying? Like, I asked him all where to come from. I don't know. Hey, I don't know, man. I thought there's a bad name. I know.

He was like, hey, Goura, Adali, she sounds hot. Hey, Greg was about a stick game at you. Like, where's she from? It's an incredible name. I like that name. And I think you're making it your own, Adali, okay? Yeah, I want to give a shout out to you guys. I just started listening to you guys.

Like about a year ago, I've been listening to your old podcast and like half of the year, half of the stuff I say, it's really funny. I appreciate you guys. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Al-A. Appreciate you. I'll make sure Greg don't holl at you.

Yeah. I thought it was a girl. You are a baddie, but just not. Not Gregson. What would you tell Gio, bro? Pretty much what I want to say, man, listen to your friends. You are being an asshole. I mean, I'm a hos.

Hey. No, no person. Ali! My bad. I was sorry. You're being an a hole, man. Listen to your friends. low your expectations bro you're not going to find somebody you're not going to find someone like your heck man

like I was telling um whoever my house um you guys broke up for a reason man like uh what the previous caller previous caller said before what you should be looking for is uh so you guys could build a life together man like right now you're lucky that you're just dating you don't have kids you don't have to deal with oh um damn i should have looked at this before you know right right Adali Are you dating or are you married? I have a partner

I have a kid Yeah I have a partner with my kid Sorry dating I don't answer the question What? I have a partner

With my kid You co-parent No I'm in a long-term relationship Okay Adali when you were just dating Were you very picky? or were you like, oh no, I'm going to like go with the flow. I'll go with the flow, man.

Like, once you get picky, you get too into your head, man. Like, sorry, like right now, I'm too, I'm going to my head. I'm nervous. Like, you're getting it to your head right now. I have dropped. I like tacos. I have kids. Yeah, I have the good.

Me father. It's okay, Adali. Chill out. Take a breath. Deep breath. All right. It's okay. Have a good morning, bro.

Oh, man. Thank you, Adali. Yeah, Adali. And remember. When these people are saying lower the standards What does that even mean? What do you mean these people? Yeah

Lower the standards Whatever your standard is Put it down. Stop. I almost feel like they're not They don't necessarily mean Lower the standards It's more of like

Stop being so like I guess attentive to all the little minor details Like nitpicky Yeah Nancy says Don't lower your standards, right Nancy? Oh the opposite Hi

Nancy. What's up, Nancy? What's up, Nancy? Yeah, don't know what's his name? Gio. Gio. What's his name? Leo.

Gio. Oh, Gio, Gio, yeah. Gio, do not lower your standards. I understand, like, you know, where you're coming from, you got to protect you and yourself and what you want for yourself, right? The moment you lower your standards, you're kind of settling for something that you don't want. And that's something you don't want because it's going to be basically the best sense of failure. You know, because then you're like, damn, I should have listened to myself. I should have listened to my instinct.

Like, this wasn't, this wasn't the one, you know? And then you don't want to figure that out when you're, like, in a five-year relationship. And then you're realizing, like, I knew all along, but I still wanted to be able to try. And then here I am now stuck, having to, you know, leave a long-term relationship. And then basically being screwed. And then you're like, you know what? I should just go back to my center and you just wasted all that time, you know? You know what I'm wondering, Nancy?

Go ahead. Yeah. I'm wondering if like it's not necessarily, but it's like prioritize your standards. Because there's a difference between like, hey, my girl got to believe in God and have a career versus she, if she eats ketchup a different way than I like it,

if she's not a redhead, then I can't. You know, those are like, it's like, it's like, it can be extra because then you're going to just have, just be full of standards and have nobody that I can feel it.

Yeah, but at the same time it's like, okay, you know, I feel like he's looking for someone that's at his level, you know? Other than lip stuff, you can fix that. You know, I used to have a boyfriend who was like, when I met him, I was like, oh, my God, he's teito, you know, like, but I can fix it later on. Like, well, you paid for surgery. I can, like, work my way in. How do you fix him?

You got any nose job? How do you fix ugly? Well, he wasn't, like, ugly. He just had ugly taste, you know? Like, he had ugly hair. Not a dress. Oh, gotcha. He dated you, though.

I'm like, you know what? I'll fix that later on, you know, because he had, I see potential in him and he's like, you know. You see potential? Potential. Potential in him. It's like, Kendall. The house. Flip this house.

Flip this homie. It's an investment. So I get it though, Nancy. But see if your standards were he has to look a certain way, then he wouldn't have gotten them. Yeah, he needs to, he needs to protect himself. Like, don't worry about, don't worry about you thinking, like, you know what, but she, you know, she doesn't have a full-time job or she doesn't do this so I should just sacrifice myself and wait until she gets there. No, because then you're going to set yourself back.

You're already there. True. Might as well get someone who's already there with you, you know, because then you're going to be in a relationship where you're screwed. I think when it comes to jobs, like, that's so, like, it can change in the blink of an eye. Like, you can have a full-time job and then next month be fired and then be on unemployment for a year, you know. Exactly. Exactly. So find someone who's already, like, set.

You already know. Oh, yeah. If you're saying I need someone a full-time job, that person gets fired. Like, I got you because I got a full-time job, but then I got a full-time job, but then I got fired. Yeah, like a month later. And then you're like...

No, no, no. What I'm saying is find someone who you know, because, again, this is me just speaking on my behalf, like, on what I believe in. Yeah. But him, he could have a difference. I don't know what his definition of his standard is. But I believe what he's trying to say is, like,

I'm picky, and I want someone who's, like, already has their stuff together, their job together, everything, because I don't want to come and be... Nothing is for certain. We live in America. That's true. No, no, no, no. So what I'm saying is, get someone who has a plan A, B, and C, you know what I'm saying?

Not get someone who's like who's having, who has like a day job nine to five. And then once they're there, like, you know, like you said, what if they use your job? Okay, what's your plan B? What's your plan? Got it. So would drive. You know, I got to come over here and cover your side. Yeah.

I got to come over here and pick up your way because I do love you and I do care for. for you and I did invest, but at the same time it's like that. I get you, Nancy. Nancy knows what she wants. And she says, just keep that standard high. Are you still with that guy that you changed? No, I left him. I actually married him and now I'm divorcing him.

That's funny. What happened? So we dated for like five years and then it was like boyfriend and girlfriend stuff. And then, you know, we went to a lot to be honest. but then, you know, we got married. We got married. He begged for a child. He's like, I really want a baby.

I really want a baby. And mind you, I already have a son. He's actually next to me because he's the sleep. Did you invest in the child or not? What was that? Did you invest in the child with him? Invest in the child. Oh, no, so I get pregnant because he wanted, oh.

I did get pregnant because he was like, oh, I, you know, I want to have a baby. I want to have a baby. so I got pregnant and I had another boy who's now four months old, you know? Cudy. But once I had the baby, right? Like, I realized, first, when I got pregnant, I started realizing, like, the difference, like the switch up, you know, from him. It's like, you're going to ask me for a baby, but then I see the switchup and I'm like,

you know what, I'm going to just give it, I'm just relax, just, you know, hang on tight or whatever and see hopefully this changes. Then the baby was born and I realized I'm like literally, like, the only one doing everything. for the baby, you know? And then him, he can just get up and be like, oh, I'm going to work, I'll be back later, you know. And then when he'll get home, he'll get home, like, you know, like around three, four, workout, do his thing.

And then he just watched the baby for like an hour or two and, like, in the evening. And even those hours or two hours was too much for him. Like, he would tell me, you don't hear the baby crying? Like, you know, go get the baby. Like, why are you just, like, sitting there? Like, and I'm like, bro, I'm with the baby literally like 24 hours a day. And this is your son too. So that's when I realized, you know, I don't know if he's like a good dad or not, you know.

So then I'm like, I might as well end it now than 10 years from now. And then, you know, it gets crazy. It gets abusive. It gets physical. I'm like, you know what, no. I got to set my standard again and get out of there because I feel like I was kind of cheated in a way because he presented himself a certain way. Right. And then next to, you know, he just switched up.

So I'm like, you know what? Now I'm like with my baby who I am like grateful for, but now I really got to like get out of this and continue to keep my standard and I will eventually, you know. Yeah. Don't even focus on that right now. Just focus on being a mom. And again, you're going, you have a lot of hormones right now. It takes a while for it to leave your body. Like so life is going to change.

Thoughts are going to change. Your body's going to change all of that. Just give yourself grace. Yeah. Boyle of fruit. Yeah. No, definitely. I even went back to school and everything.

I'm like, you know what? Focus on you. I don't got to focus on. Yeah, and no more uglies, no more uglys that can't dress, okay? No more potentials. Yeah, I'm here. Thank you, Mamasita. Can you guys stop asking further questions?

Because then we get into that. And we were not ready for that. Were you ready for that? No, we weren't. Sounds like a single mama distress. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. And don't be joking about that unless you're really going to step up,

because clearly she needs it. Plus, you're ugly, too, and she can't dress. Well, she can invest in you. She can invest in you. No, she's tired of it. She's tired of it. Jore up in Pocoy. What's it, Bore?

Good morning, Brown, Brown, Morning. Let me tell you about this guy, Gio, because we got to reset, I guess. So this guy Gio hit us up. He is really picky when it comes to girls. His friends tell him that he's being an Aho, but like, you know what? The way that she ate, I didn't like it. And the way that her perfume, gross, too flowery.

And then this one didn't have a career, like his ex. And so his friends are telling him, bro, this is too much. Like, you're saying no to every girl. Why are you even going on dates with them? And then he was like, no, like, am I? And my standards too high or should I stand on business? Go ahead. Jorge.

Why are we faking the funk? You know this is great. That's not me. No, it's not me at all. Yeah. Trust me. He wants his girl to have his own place so he can get out of his mom's house.

They're roasting you. That's not me at all. Why do you think it's Greg? I keep my standards high no matter what. Because he's always talking about that. And I say he wants to grow that. He's like, he's always talking about being super picky. and he wants to leave his mom's house,

you know. His mom put him on a curfew. That's what it was... Yeah. You're in a curfew? On a curfew all of a sudden? Yeah. No.

That's not me. You know, it's crazy? I don't think Greg knows how to use commas either. Yeah. Greg, for sure, does run on sentences. The laws are attracted to, if you're looking for something, you're not going to find it, you know?

You need to just let go, do what they have to do. But there is an ultimate cheat code, and you guys, Greg and Humby could help each other. Like, what? Yeah, so Greg could borrow Humby's ring

That he's wearing around his neck And wear it out, you know Because women want what they can't have So a married man? I hate horrid. Girls want married men? Guys do too Yeah, they do and that's like

Stay away from Hore. Stay away. You, I'm talking to you. Greg. I know she listens. Stay away from Hurt. Lamee, my husband alone. No, no ball of the ring.

No. No. Berto got rid of the ring. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he said. He got rid of it? Umberto's ex. his girlfriend from like 20 years ago gave him a ring because he never had jewelry in his life

and then he wears it around his neck because he says that reminds him to not get with someone that is like his ex I don't know when did this happen stop did you call him a little yeah but I don't think I don't think Greg fits on umberto's ring no but it yeah try it on yeah he's a word around the best he got rid of it though all right well thank you hoare thank you for selling that is great okay see how people see it's yeah I hope they think me as a bushy. Buzi? Yeah.

No, just picky. That's what everyone's saying. No, I am. This person doesn't know if you're not. All right. Araseli. What's up, Araseli? What's up, Araseli?

Good morning. Hi. Hi. I love you. I love you on this Monday. Araseli, talk to us. What would you tell you? Can you hear me?

Yeah. Yes. Yes. We can. perfectly fine. This is how my dad calls me. Nija. Arcelli.

Hello. Yes. I can't say I get it upon that? I can check the volume on my YouTube. You're fine. You're fine. You sound great. What would you tell Gio?

So I told Gio, he has to define his standards. He has to know who he is. But I'm also curious why he's not in that other relationship, the one that supposedly that woman was healthy bank. Yeah. So maybe she dumped him. We don't even know about that. Right. But I think what's important is that, I mean, I'm in my early 50s.

I've been in a long-term relationship. I'm also divorced lawyers, so I hear a. all the time. And I guide people on this. I have to talk to people about, you know, create a list, like, what is it that you're looking for in terms of values? How are you going to be raising your kids? How are you going to be sharing finances?

You know, do you expect your significant other to stay at home and raise kids or do you expect both of you to work? We're going to take care of the kids. When the question comes to shove, are you going to have each other's back? Right. And I think that's important. That's important for my relationship. That's important for my parents' relationship.

I saw the good. I saw the bad 52 years before my dad passed away. And, you know, it wasn't a bed of roses. It was challenges. But what do you do to breathe a table? I know I'm getting a little deep, but it's because my age and what I saw. Right. It's okay.

But I think that, I think that for the, you know, but I was there, right? I was in my 20s and I did date and you, you know, you kind of, you do try to kind of test the waters and meet different people who have fun into the day. Mm-hmm. But I think as you're steady. ready to settle down and you think about priorities you think about how that person's going to get along with your extended family right and when you bring up our own family are they're going to respect your parents are they going to respect your siblings are they going to fit in at the carmasada

whatever it is so it's a lot of things that maybe it's my age that I'm thinking long term right yeah but um and then whether I and then also I learn is don't sweat the small stuff right so my husband and I don't do things I don't we don't wash dishes and saying we don't have the same same opinions about things and that's what makes it interesting right you should have a good discourse a good exchange and and how do you resolve conflict I know I'm giving you a lot of stuff yeah you are yeah I am overwhelmed can you send this list I feel like I'm being yelled at even but even with and I'm and I know you're a divorce attorney I'm sure you do an incredible work but I wish people had those convos like as like they're getting married like if there's like a marriage attorney

which it probably is for pre-ups purposes right but there should be just for purposes of getting married you You know, like, yeah, all those questions that you asked, ask a couple before they get into the far on deep end. Are you sure? So that low-key, they don't see you on the other side of it as a divorce attorney, you know? Well, I officiated two weddings and the family, and that's what I said. You know, I kind of gave them advice. And even with clients, I always give them advice, and a lot of people end up reconciling, a lot of people into questioning things because people come to me and they want to bring the other side. I like it.

We want a divorce. Well, let's sit down. Let's sit down. Like, let me talk to you. I know. I don't get you. All right. Well, thank you for all you do.

Oh, no, thank you. Adaseli, I'm going to send people your way. If someone's seeing a divorce just going, Araseli, she'll make you want to get back with your partner. You got a referral fee? I'm kidding. My office is a more off, but I'm from East L.A. Okay.

Let's go. Let's go. That was great. I mean, that was great advice. That's pretty smart. Hey, Gio, Greg. Chill out, bro. Yeah.

Stop me. Please. Chill out, bro. Go to those who. It depends on how lonely you want to be. And if you're dating, date to see what's going on. Don't think with it. If you're not going to lower your standards, lower your expectations.

I'm not like, I have these standards, but I'll talk to you. Maybe you're good for a day. Maybe you're good for when I go hiking. Maybe you're good for like if you guys want to spend, if you want to spend time with me. Right. Because right now you're just kind of like cutting off even potentials because they eat fries a certain way. Yeah, don't let mayonnaise. Girlfriend stop you for finding your feet.

your wife. That doesn't make any sense. You just say that every day and it doesn't make sense of this story. I think also in today's time. He has no girlfriend. He's lonely. He can't have multiple girlfriends. You just said that.

How can you have? Find someone that goes into high quotes. Find someone to do this. Find somebody to do that. That's multiple girls. But I'm not saying. That's not anything. I'm not saying any of my girlfriend.

I also think today's time is different because people don't really meet in person. So you're basing it off like a photo online. Yeah. Zoom call them. Yeah. Zoom day. Everything looks good on Instagram. Instead of FaceTime.

Just Zoom them. Zoom. Yes. That's a real test. You're treating this like it's an interview anyway. Yeah. That's fun. Yay.

Okay. We all got our capes on. Yes, we do. We are super. Hi. Super. I hope you're having a Super Monday. Super.

Right there? Super. You. Sorry. Coffee's taken in now. In order to win these Kendrick Lamarcki gets the superhero to West Coast. Come out. We are going to give you hints at what superhero we got.

Ramona gave us a little hat on Friday and she's like, this is your superhero. It's your assignment. Yeah. Take one. So we're going to give you hints and you are going to tell us which superhero it is. If you can guess correctly, then boom, you win the tickets. You win.

You win. Our superhero. I'm going to tell you right now, the crew told me their guesses and I totally got everyone. Yeah. I was pretty surprised. You are. I'm surprised. You're a superstar.

All right. Michael from Ontario. What's up, Michael? It's Massachusetts. I swear to God, it's spelled Michael. But last time. I got in trouble for singling out Uberto when it didn't matter and putting it on air that he doesn't know how to spell. But, hey, your name is Michael today.

All right, for sure. As long as I win my tickets, I'm all good. That part. All right. Michael, which one of us are you going to see? Who's laughing with you? Who's there in the car with you? My best friend, Tiffany.

All right. Tiffany? Ontario. Ontario. Ontario. There you all. Aye, aye, I know that where I be. All right.

Can you give us an easy one? Me? Her friends ain't there like, you better win for us. Yeah, all right. Michael and Timothy, we are going to give you guys guesses. Who are you choosing? Chip you pick. No, you pick.

Let's let me. Okay, that's me. Oh, okay. That's me. I'm going to give you hints. about the hero that I am and you are going to tell me which one am I, okay? Okay, sounds good. People love being me for Halloween.

I am in, I am in Amazonian princess. Five. Hey, no cursing, no cursing. Five, four, three, three, two, one, one. Wonder Woman. No. No, wait, wait, wait, wait. Amazonian princess?

All right. Timothy, you have to check. Both of you get a final answer? Five. Hold on, hold on. No, you guys are Google me. Two. Go, go.

Yeah. They went with Timothy and Michael. Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman. And Timothy, what about you? What do you think? I don't even know. Amazonian?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, we'll just go. No, wait. With the girl. Let them talk. Let them talk. They're like 20 seconds already. Let them talk.

They're my girls. Michael and Timothy. Yeah, let us talk. You want to cut them out. They're done. Every party, you guys make our days as we drive this school. Stop trying to do it. Go to me.

Go to get it. What's your answer? They're good. What's your answer? What's your answer? Just say it now? We're just going to go with Wonder Woman. Congratulations.

They got you. You are going to go see. Kendrick Lamar and Siza at the Grand National Tour. Okay, I got your job. We've been calling for like two weeks. We've been calling for two weeks. We're so excited. Timothy almost ruined it.

Yeah, Timothy, I was going to let her ruin it. Yeah, I was like, don't let me ruin it. I was like, it has to be Wonder Woman. Yeah. Congratulations. Every girl is Wonder Woman for Halloween. Yeah, I always wanted to be that. We got like 30 seconds to answer.

She said Wonder Woman off top. Yeah, she did. She did, yeah. Yeah, I was just saying because I wanted to see. If Timothy girl said. If Timothy ruined it. All right. Second guess herself.

Let's get another break. Another one. Can we give them like 50 seconds? Hi, Zoe. Zoe. Oh my God. Good morning. Good morning.

Yeah, Zoe. How are you this morning in the city of commerce? It's doing great on my way to work. Pulling over right now. Zoe. Okay. You're the one that sent the feedpicks to Greg, right? Yeah.

So don't be telling her what's up, Zoe. Exactly. No, because every time. time you get on the on the radio he flirts with you yeah he remembers your feet yeah Greg he gets slashes of your feet in his head yeah Greg loves your boys by the way they were like oh thank you so you're gonna go with Greg Greg's gonna be your person okay that's your plus one all right Greg come on so Greg's gonna give you the hints if you can guess which superhero he's describing correctly then you win these tickets to Kendrick Lamar and says okay

going on of them oh my god my cell reception is going on on me okay All right, okay, okay. All right. Yes, Greg. I believe in you. Come on, for my feetakes, you got to, you got to. That's crazy. Go, go.

Hey, stop trying to bribe, bribe Greg. All right, ready? I am the leader of the land that has the strongest resource in the world. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Black Panther. Wakanda forever. Yeah. Congratulations, always. He's always going with Greg to see kids.

Greg wants to hear you say Oh, oh, oh, oh again. That's crazy. Yeah, just say it just one more time. What? Congratulations, Doug. Congratulations. So, Greg.

Honestly, I wouldn't have not guessed yours letty or Greg's. What? I wouldn't. I feel like mine was pretty easy. No, I feel like... You had to say in Spanish. I would have been like...

Not even. We already just gave away Kendrick Lamar tickets for the same game. We're going to describe... a superhero to you. With our hints, you have to guess which superhero it is. If you guess correctly, these tickets are yours. Super easy.

Lena. Super. Lena. Good morning. Hi. How you doing? Lisa from Pomona. All right, we have these Beyonce tickets.

Are you ready to play, Lena? I'm ready. All right. Lena, you had a pick between Angie and Maximo. Who will be your, I guess, hinter? Yeah. Let's go, Angie. Okay.

All right. Okay. All right. Okay. I'm not going to be in Spanish. Angie's going to describe to you. Do you have a sat button on your video? A superhero.

You're going to tell us which superhero that is. Please give Angie the floor. Angie, go ahead. You ready? Bannanos. Okay. All right. So I live underwater.

I can communicate with the sea animals. And I'm the king of Atlantis. You're the king of what? Atlantis. Atlantis. The king of Atlantis. Yes. Five, four, three, two.

Oh, wow. It's not Little Mermaid. If you're not the king. You're not in Atlanta. Yeah. And you can't Google. I know what you're doing. Oh, she's glitz.

Come on. Lena. Come on. Come on. Almond. Alco man. All right. Aquaman.

Just kidding. It is. It's. You and Chad GPT just one ticket to see me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It was not the Little Mermaid. Well, she said it's not Little Mermaid. She said it's not Little Mermaid. She was going through her little mental motions of that. Well, she was typing. She was going to her finger motions.

She should have known it like two seconds. I'm underwater and I could talk to fish. That's the only one that I wouldn't know because I didn't watch those movies. It's still in the name, Aquaman. Yeah, but I wouldn't. There's so many. Yeah, no, I was thinking about. Who else?

There's an actual side of it. Yeah, Poseidon. Who the hell is Poseidon? Mythology, bro. The Little Mermaid's death. No. But he's not a superhero. He's not a superhero.

Poseidon's a mythological. I know, but he's also. He's the king of the ocean. But he's not a superhero. No, that's King Trident, isn't it? I thought it was Poseidon. Poseidon. I am Poseidon.

Can you Google it? Poseidon's not a superhero. She got like 48 seconds sensor. No, I know. Oh, yeah, you're right, King Trident. Ha-ha-ha. Okay, point being is that I said King of Atlantis. I know, but when you say King of Atlantis, I think of Poseidon.

Mm. Okay. So is she wrong or she right? She's right. No, it is. She was right. Yeah. I don't know that the hint is right, but she's right. So.

You just said Poseidon was. Oh, I know, but this one when I was making my little notes, I googled it. I made sure that my facts were correct. Okay. So are they disqualified? Well, we have Sombrasaela on the way. What's going down there? We are, you guys.

Cardi B is going through it. And it's all because of some pictures that are surfacing online right now. Ooh. I feel better for. Hey, Sambra Salah. With Angie. Oh, Cardi is going through it. And it's all because of her new rumored man, football player from the Patriots, Stefan Diggs, you guys.

So he is a rumored boyfriend. They haven't confirmed that they're dating, but we've seen them together. But over the weekend, like new pictures of Stefan being with another girl started resurfacing online. And it's him and this girl like taking selfies together in the mirror. Is it resurfacing? So they were there before? Yeah. They got resurfaced.

And it's just them hugging. other. So people thought that it was new pictures then? Yeah. So people thought that they're new pictures and actually the girl that posted them it's uh she goes by the username Sky Marlene but when she posted these she put the caption I don't post him I be with him in real life and we be doing it wrong kiss emojis. I know wait but she is the one that posted it she's the one that posted it and then people just got it without even like checking when it was but she's when was it so I did find them and she posted them last month on March 22nd so it still doesn't really add up as to like because Stefan is saying like these are

pictures these are old pictures we're not dating nothing like that but it's like she posted this pictures like last month okay March 22nd which is like it still doesn't make the time light of you and Cardi dating yeah they because they've been dating for close to a year it seems like or at least yeah we started seeing them like in October of last year but it's but it's it's the actual model posting them not of people Fan page or a blog. No, from what I found them, yeah. Sky Marlene posted them March 22nd from a carousel.

So she's being messy. She is being messy. It's like from five weeks ago. But Stefan actually replied back, posted like a carousel of him doing stuff like lately. And pretty much saying again, like I'm not messing with this girl. Like these are old pictures. We're not dating. But this girl, she actually changed her caption out and she took it all off.

But now we now is the question. It's like, okay, so are you dating Cardi B? Are you not dating Cardi B? B. But, I mean, he, I mean, it's obvious that they're dating. They seem to be together. They also seem to be private about it.

Yeah, but I mean, now fans are going towards like, Cardi B saying like, dang, you left offset because of the cheating allegations, but now you're dating this guy with the cheating allegations. Yeah. And it's really sad, letty, because like,

even earlier that day before the picture surface, uh, Cardi was praising him saying like, oh my God, my man is so fine. Listen. You know what? It's been a couple of weeks. And I haven't a job.

dress nothing because it's like you know when you got a gorgeous you and loving you from head to toe it's like I don't really give a fuck what anybody say when you got a real fine that loves you from head to toe it's like whatever gorgeous too so imagine she goes on that morning she's mitten for him yeah and then all these pictures start the morning the march morning or the new morning this morning i mean the morning that the like current current current current but um i was going to say so all these pictures everyone's seeing them. Alpset actually saw them and it looks like he's almost

throwing shades towards Cardi B because he put up a picture of him looking at his phone and with the laughing emojis. Almost saying like I saw it too and ha ha ha you. I hate that. It's a girl.

The notion of because something similar happened to me and maybe I'm just making it internalizing it but when I was with my oldest son's father and he was horrible

his mom told me you're gonna leave him for another like you're gonna get with someone else that's gonna treat you like this wouldn't you just want to rather stay with the father of your child and I guess that makes sense

but it's also like no I want to give myself a chance to not go through this you know because some would now be guilty of Cardi like they are saying if you were gonna stay with a cheat if you're gonna be with a cheater might as well just stayed with us you got with this new guy

this new guy cheats on you too Yeah. Like, it's not that. You want to give yourself the chance to not go through that, you know? Yeah. And yes, people cheat. But it's like you can't accept that everyone's going to be like that. It's not like she was like looking for that in him though.

Like that, he probably just did it. Like he's not going to show that at first when he's dating her. Stefan. Stefan, yeah. Reportedly allegedly, yes. Yes, yes. So that's kind of. Yeah, you can't hold yourself back from knowing that.

Somebody's going to do that. That someone else is going to do. Right. your ex-did. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's just a weird way to say you should have just stayed with that. And it's like, no, this will did so much to me.

I cannot be in this relationship. Yeah. And we don't know what happened back doors, you know, like, privacy. Like, we only see what Cardi says, well, the media has been putting out of between them two. Oh, no. Respectfully, due to have said. Yeah. Definitely cheated on.

I think it's been out there. Oh, he was a savage about it. He for sure was a savage. And I think stuff admittedly to the set they went in there. There was a lot in that relationship. Remember Cardi would go live and go crazy? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, no. She was. It was toxic for sure. Yeah. Stuff with, like, she, like, had something going down with strippers, and then she had to do community service because that stripper was talking off there. It was just the whole thing. And also, it's, like, it's unfortunate, but people are always, like, praying on Cardi B's downfall.

Yes. And that includes, like, other girls that, you know, her potential partner or currently, current partner. That's also a media of someone of high caliber, you know, in front of cameras, in front of, like, TV and everything. So people are always going to find the ways to get on their nerves to try to stir things up because they know what it brings to them. So this girl, how many people went to her page? For the girl, keeping eyes on her. You know, she's getting like write-ups about her.

Her name's coming out. So now it's benefiting her, but it's obviously putting someone else down. And who knows if she may have been with Stefan. Like, again, Cardi had a pass. Stefan had a pass. We don't know how old these photos are. They happen to be posted last month. But we don't know when they were taken and what her intention was.

But maybe, or maybe he was just cheating. Like, there's a possibility this was cheating. There's a possibility that this girl is just envious of what they got or upset that he's not giving her the time of day anymore because he's with Cardi. I'm sure he was talking to girls. Cardi was talking to girls. This girl even saying like in pub were private or whatever. It's doing too much.

You knew you were hidden. You knew you were secret. So it's also like a grab where maybe he's not talking to me anymore. 100%. Because honestly, if you were his girlfriend, you should be mad at Cardi for being with him and you should come out like this is my man, but it seems like you're saying,

I'm the sneaky link. Right. We'd be doing everything. Yeah, for her to say, I don't post it. For what? People are messy like that. I've had an experience like this

happened to me before at a club. What? I was with my ex at the time. And a girl that I used to talk, like way before I started talking to my ex, like there's messages, of course there's messages between us. Yeah. Because I was single man.

Yeah. single. This girl had the nerve to come up to my ex and tell her straight to her face to your man's in my DMs. Oh my God. And I was like, wait, what? Like, I haven't talked to you in.

Salty. Ages. You know, like that. Messy. People are really messy like that. People will do it. Yeah. That's horrible.

It might just be happening right now, too. That's why he said, like Stefan said, these are old pictures. Yeah. So you never know. Cardi, feel for you, baby, girl. We do. All right.

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What's the word? The word is one of the biggest stories. Yeah. I'm covering for Vic. Word on Van Heist. Vic sounds a little sick. The word is one of the most anticipated players from college. And his name is Shadour Sanders, the son of Dion Sanders, was not drafted in the first rounds of the NFL draft.

Yeah, you guys were telling me about this Friday. It was already something that he didn't get. drafted the first round? Yes. Because people expected him to be first through fifth pick. He was projected to go in the first round. Five quarterbacks

were drafted before him. A lot of people are not sure why this is happening. People are thinking they're hating on dad. They're hating on dad. They feel like it's a lot of pressure to bring him in. It's kind of similar to like the Ball Brothers when they were getting drafted.

A lot of the teams were avoiding them because of the dad and they had a TV show. Kind of thing. But also, while not being drafted, the president of the United States even chimed in. What? And was even saying, like, what's wrong with the NFL for not drafting him? He should have been gone.

It's crazy. What? But over the weekend, it finally happened. With the 144th pick in the 2025 NFL draft, the Cleveland Brown Select, Shador Sanders. That reaction is crazy. 144th. And what happens is that not every player goes to, like, the draft rooms when you go to the actual event. He actually went, he had his family out.

He had, you know, he was, it was crazy how many people were around him. Right. And him not being drafted is almost a slap in the face. Well, he did get drafted. I mean, eventually he got drafted. But it was like a slap in the face to him. And he did have something to say. Brow's organization.

But give me a chance. It's all right. He has a, yeah. Yeah. He's going to have a chip on his shoulder when he comes out to the NFL and it starts to play just because of the way everything went. And he's a quarterback? He's a quarterback. He played for Colorado and now he's on the Cleveland Browns.

And would he be able to start? Who's on the Browns? Because I believe they picked two, right? Two quarterbacks. He has competition. So he's going to have to play for the spot. But I think just who he is, who he has in his corner, it definitely has a chance to play. If not this year, then within the next two, three years because a lot of quarterbacks end up.

up like Aaron Rogers ended up sitting on the bench for like four years before finally getting a spot to shine. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So that's one thing that I was seeing a lot online saying like people saying like, oh, like why are you guys making it a big deal that he didn't get drafted? That happens all the time. That happens all the time that actually Tom Brady got drafted to like the fifth or sixth pick.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Projections where he was projected to go later and around just him. He was projected to go first round. Everything is projection. and based on like how the teams

drafting go about it. It just seems to be intentional. It does seem to be intentional. It does seem to be intentional. Oh, okay. What Maximo just told you is when it came to Tom Brady, they already knew he was going to go the fifth round. No one expected him to go the first round,

at least at that time. He wasn't that popular at that time. However, with this kid, the talk was that he was going to go on the first round. So then it seems intentional. Like, why are you guys doing this? Is it because of his dad? Is it because of the way that he presents himself? Because he'd be wearing like really cool.

Like his set his get-ups really tight He is like like this new era Of football players is crazy They got money their ice out Someone probably wanted to humble him Or someone's anti-his dad And so it seems less about talent And more about the person

Exactly But I hope like you said That he uses this as fuel He has a chip on his shoulder And he comes back and he gets that Yeah 100% Yeah Which is crazy and you know

I'm looking forward to seeing it Because there's a lot of teams That potentially could have it I know the Raiders fans Wanted them And different things like he was really like Values wanted it

Yeah It's just someone hated Yeah people were hating But also Oh go ahead Oh I was gonna say Also I know like a lot of people Were saying like why didn't you pick him

All that stuff Even Trump said something And now after he Maximum justice I was gonna add to it The White House is actually Trying to take credit for it Saying like oh it's because

Trump talked about it That he got drafted now Okay Like he's wanting to Of course he's gonna take credit For everything Also talking about sports.

The NBA playoffs are here, and every game has been intense. I don't care about every game. I only care about the Lakers. I work down 3-1. The Lakers lost last night in a very close game. Now, down 3-1.

It was intense, and people were confused because Austin Reeves ended up taking the last shot to try to win the game when people believe it should have been either Luca or LeBron. Bro, anyone's going to try. Austin Reeves is good.

Yeah, he makes a lot of shots. He has a team. But you're always expected for your best player to take that shot. He is one of the best players. He's always, yeah, he's making good shots all the time. No, it doesn't work that way. And it seems like the greater, the best players are not finding it also because it wasn't Luca, Luca, the game before, I guess he had, like, stomach flu, he had been throwing up

the whole day before, so he wasn't, he wasn't playing too well. And then JJ was like, JJ Redick was like, you know what, he'll come back tomorrow. It feels a lot of better. It was his stomach bug. It's just everything I guess that could go wrong did go wrong for the Lakers. And then Anthony Edwards is just like, hey, huh. Anthony Edwards is in his bag. And he's playing very aggressive.

What I do like about this NBA playoffs is that the reps are letting them play. What you do like is that the Lakers might be out round one and you're happy as a clip or spend. No, we lost the last game as well. What's your series? 2-2. You're 2-2? But even in that game, there was a scuffle tomorrow. There is a scuffle even there.

where they like almost like pushed each other and slapped each other and the revs didn't kick them out which in usually in the season. Wrestler would be quick to kick the game out and then it would just ruin the whole dynamic of the game. So the NBA even in this, Angie was like, did you see LeBron getting hit? And I'm like, no, that's just a playoff defense. Yeah. I was confused because I'm like, why is LeBron trending?

Like why didn't they stop the game? Like Anthony is like pushing him being like really aggressive towards him. And then Maxim was like, no, they're letting it slide now. Yeah. No, not now. It's just like playoff basketball. They know a lot's on the line. A lot's on the line.

You can't just get one of the best players out of the game and it ruins like the whole thing. Is it best to five or is it first to four? It's best to five. It's best of five. So in this next game, whoever, from two, two, whoever gets three. Is that it? Sorry, it's best of seven. So whoever gets to four?

Yeah, yeah. I thought it doesn't start best of five to best. To after. Okay, okay, okay. But talking about trending, there's also. The Lakers are losing. And we need help. LeBron.

Come on, bro. We're saying Space Jam, bro. This isn't where we needed to be like the worst case scenario. And then you come back and win it for us. No. It's bad. Luca. It is bad.

It is bad. I know that you know Spanish. He does. Ponte las pillas, Luca. Teams have done it before. Teams have been down and they come back and win. It's possible. You have the star power.

With the Lakers, too. We needed to get it together because every. Everybody's waiting for us to lose so they can clown that. You have King James and you got Luca and you got Brani and you guys are still not winning. So what is it? LA. LA has to buy it or whatever. I'm not going to lie.

I almost wore my Anthony Edwards this morning. But then I was like, why do you have any Edwards jersey as a clippers fan? No, uh, shoes. Oh. Oh, yeah. Anthony Edwards shoes as a clippers fan. I play with those when I go play.

Why do you play? Why don't you play with the Hardin's? Actually, I just ordered, though. Why don't you play with the Kauais? The green ones. Cause I'm not really a fan of the style. But you're a fan of a lot. Yeah.

But Kaua Leonard is a beast. Why don't you play with the Luz? The Luz? Taiwan Luz? Yeah. I'm going to play with the Iversons, the ones he stepped over him. That's your team. That's your team, bro.

It's fine. I love Alan Iverson. But talking about also NBA playoffs, Damian Lillard, which is a superstar on the Milwaukee Bucks, just tore his Achilles. They're not 100% sure, but the way the injury happened, everyone is saying that he tore his Achilles, similar to, like, how Kobe went out.

Yeah. And this is like a, just a, like this specific injury is a tragic injury for any athlete. Of course. Because it's very difficult for people to come back from it. It's also different times now, which I wonder how much is going to be accredited to Kobe and probably other people did it before him. True. But it seems to be like the outside treatments that he got where he went out of the country to fix his Achilles and come back the way that he did. Because he wasn't supposed to come back from the Achilles injury, at least in basketball terms.

For sure. He was supposed to be done. That's a career-ending type of injury at one point in time within the NBA. What he ended up doing, I'm sure, helped the league figure it out for other people that got that same injury. Now, I haven't really seen that, like, all we give him the credit for it. But I'm wondering how much of, I guess, the treatments that he had or stem cell things that now are taking place with injuries, how quicker you can come back from those type of injuries. No, Kobe definitely paved the way. I think Kobe, another person, was like Dirk New Whiskey.

They found treatments overseas, like you said. And, I mean, players have come back, sometimes not as athletic, not as like the speed. The way that you play the game changes. Even like Aaron Rogers came back from it. Oh, no way. Yeah, so it's definitely doable. It just sucks for this happening one in the playoffs and then just a player having to go a whole year of trying to recover. I know it will help him.

What? Glorilla. She'll find the key. in seconds. She likes him. She will help. Yes, she's in love with him. I know she'll do it.

She's going to find every single treatment just for him. I believe she's actually overseas right now. Oh, see? There we go. Don't start the stem cells as we speak. Yeah. Don't start that rumor, Angie. But that was your word on Van Nuys.

That's right. Southern California Toyota dealer. Maximil covering him for Vic. Yeah, you are. I'm brownback mornings on Power Windows 6. Okay. We need to speak about the new power couple that is just Tripping everybody out, Bill Belichick and his 24-year-old girlfriend.

Find out just how much power this 24-year-old has over this old man. He's a NFL coach. Yeah, former NFL coach. But no, she's the owner. Crazy, scary, spooky. It's crazy, scary, spooky. hilarious. Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious.

Have he belated to Lefty going to play, man? Shout out of my guy, lefty. Oh, yeah. It's being a crazy, spooky. Crazy. Scary, spooky. hilarious. Bill Belichick and it's a lot.

24-year-old girlfriend Jordan Go by the check He's no like people love him in the NFL He's a guy is a guy He was the coach for the Patriots Yeah he's a legend Maybe a little bit of cheating But legend

The cheating as in No on the field Like supposedly they use They deflated footballs And they also watch They had cameras watching the other teams Wow Yeah that's something you can't do

It's no it's a lot thing However he still has like They didn't But he has his wrist, okay, because this guy was in an interview. And what's funny is, first of all, let me paint the picture. Of course, you can check out the video, Brown Bag Mornings 106 on Instagram. But he's wearing like a sweater that has holes in it, and I guess it's supposed to be a stylish sweater that has holes in it. You don't like that distress type of stuff.

So he's wearing that. And recently him and his 24-year-old girlfriend have gone viral because they're posting photos at the beach. He's doing the yoga-style photos for her. You know, he's just reliving life through her. Yeah. So much so that the interviewer had to be like, hey, how do you deal with all the criticism about your relationship? The new one or the old one? The new one.

Oh, none of it is playing. No. Oh. Hi. I am Bill Eilichick. This t-shirt literally has a big hole right under the neck and it's the funniest thing ever. He's in style right now. He's like it's fashion.

It's what my 23-year-old girlfriend likes, you know? Probably. She for sure dresses him. Oh, yeah, yeah. That happens. He looks like you. Passing the other one over there, homie. Sorry, we have technical difficulties.

and apparently it's our fault but it's the ox you ever have it where the ox don't work that's us that's us yeah sure check this out no it's so making

maybe it's my laptop all right well I'm Bill Billichick this is my 23-year-old girlfriend hey Bill it's not that awkward I have a question with you being viral I don't know I'm just old

I'm gonna try to play it from my laptop excuse me if it sounds crazy you have Jordan right over there everybody in the world seems to be following this relationship they've got an opinion about your private life it's got nothing to do with them but they're invested in it

how do you deal with that never been too worried about what everybody else thinks just try to do what I feel like is best for me and what's right how did you guys meet? Not talking about this no no no no what a player on both sides no no no no no no I love it

she's on the side and she's like no yeah that's awesome her response alone no no no no response alone says a lot like okay it's really suss. Now I'm like, now I want to know how did you go to like

Sugar Daddy.com or something? Like, yes, now I have questions. She said, I'm going to live my life and I'm going to do how I want. You're right. And she steps in and she's like, yeah, who cares about what you say? Let us do what we want. She did not say that.

I guess it's just a question you want to hear in couples. Regardless. Yeah. How did you guys meet? Right. Oh, yeah. I saw her to baby shower.

I took her on my, yeah. A friend of ours told us we should be compatible. Oh, I've known them. them since before, you know. We don't know what she's really bad for. But it's weird to shut down that question, that specific question. Yeah, because we all know. You should have shut down the other one.

Right. How do you do with people that are coming at you crazy? We're not going to answer that versus how did you guys meet. Yeah, they both know what they're doing. Let them stand on business though. They like it. They like it. It makes it spark.

They make it hot. Because she's young. That has nothing. It has nothing to do with that we're saying. And the question is different. We agree with you. Let them do what they want. In the past, the initial story they had.

created it said that they met on the airplane talking about a book there we go that was like the first initial story but now my king's what i wonder what book it was cat in the hat 50 shades of gray she wants that that's why she wants all his 50 shades of gray all right i don't know i don't know great that was that was that was that was that was that was that was going crazy