Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 478 She's Not Controlling, She's Just Refreshing the Map | Brown Bag Mornings (05/22/25)
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The more Brown back, the better.
Come on.
There's hella remixes to this song.
He already gives Chris Brown and then Leon Thomas on his own.
We need a, I'm a, what it?
I'm a chucho.
A chucho, what?
A chichos of some mud in Spanish.
Oh, thank you, Chucho.
Wow.
You're a chucho.
I could see Danny Floor remix in the next thing.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yes.
El Alpha?
Oh, El Alfa.
That would be sick.
I am a choo.
Why are you twerky?
Okay.
That's how I imagine.
You're definitely going tropical?
Yeah.
And it's a little more.
Okay, my bad.
Do like Ravel Alejandro?
Yes.
Ravula Alejandro can do it.
Mexicans are music too, bro.
Oh, yeah, but.
Oh, what's his face is Mexican?
Danning Flo?
Danny Flo
Yeah
In Juanojato I think
Yep
No
Yeah
Yeah
Let's go
Irippato
Irao
Yeah
A
A stapato
All right
Hey
Check this out
Good morning
Good morning
It's Thursday
Y'all
Yesterday
Grand National
Tour kicked off
So out
We were there
This will still
sleep from there
I am
I'm just out
I'm gonna
I'm gonna
I'm gonna
Ask him
Asked who his date was
Find out next
All right
Hey no
That tour
What Kendrick and Cizza
have done
It feels good
And they were
happy Kendrick was happy to be in L.A.
So just know these next couple
shows you want to be there. Tomorrow
we're going to be broadcasting live
from Concha's Cafe in Monabello
for your last chance tickets because
a lot of people like I can't call in, I can't
make it in, bro. We're going to have
an on-site type of video.
I can't wait. It's on site. Hopefully
it's not on site. Hopefully it's not on-
peace. Come in peace. And come early because
as soon as the spots fell up in the
restaurant in Concha's Cafe, we can't really
so much to you. Somebody messaged me. We're like
chances to win tickets.
They were like, if I pull up, I win, right?
I'm like, no.
No, it's not.
No, if you pull up, you win a free hug from Umberto.
But only if you hit his car.
He needs it.
No, rear-ending need it.
No, he might need it.
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Es?
Don't you know I'm local?
This is turning into the newest L.A.
Staples.
What?
Marathon Burger.
Oh, yeah.
For sure it is.
One location that they had on Melrose just opened recently.
Yeah.
And now already they are expanding.
What we know is that there will be a Marathon Burger at Venice Beach.
Wow.
At Venice Beach, there's a picture out.
May 31st is the grand opening.
It says it starts at 12 p.n.
I'm going to tell you two.
We're talking about getting places early.
Oh, man.
Please get early.
Already Venice Beach is packed?
Yeah.
Brough.
Wow.
What Marathon Burger is about to bring to the board.
Wardwalk. Actually, let's find out because we got my man's on the line.
What?
Everybody with me.
Hi, Daddy.
Come on, three, two, one.
Hi, Daddy.
What's up, bro.
What's your time, Morn, Ann.
Hi, hon'clock.
Hi, hon' it.
Good.
How are you this morning?
I'm feeling great.
I'm feeling energized.
About to get the boys ready and then head out to, you know, site number two.
Wow.
Wow.
Babe, I want to talk to you about this second location because already the first
first location was a feat for what marathon is doing and for the legacy of Nipsey Hustle.
But what is this second location tell you guys?
Is it that people really want to see it?
Is those types of opportunities you guys taking it?
I guess tell me what that means to the team.
Well, we just got the ribbon for our first one on March 30, excuse me, on March 1st.
Just shy up three months ago.
So, you know, we're in the fast lane right now.
And this is a testament to the enduring legacy of Nipsey.
Marathon brand and the taste of the, you know, the food.
And also the support of, you know, Angelinos, tourists alike.
I guess you could say it's so good you'll double up.
And here we are.
Look at that.
Great show.
It's going to be a cross from Muscle Beach.
Oh, cool.
Yep, right across from Muscle Beach, situated on 1827 Ocean Front Walk in Venice, California.
How media trained is in my house.
Yeah.
So you can go and make muscles, bro, and then get your.
Protein.
Yep.
That's smart.
Isn't that cool?
Yeah, that's pretty smart.
Do you think,
do you think,
Jorge, that with the new location,
you guys might have maybe like a secret menu specific to the places that you're
going to be at or,
or something around that, I guess the vibe of Venice Beach, because it's its own thing?
Absolutely.
Everything that we do there is going to have a little bit of curation.
You know, it's going to have a special touch.
There'll be, you know, potentially items that are exclusively available.
There are menu items.
And also, even the music itself, you know,
I'm over here like a mad scientist, you know, putting out my DJ hat on and really thinking about the music that plays to those speakers, you know, that's really good to bring people in and give that Venice Beach vibe, you know, that we all grew up on.
Can we put in sublime, Santeria?
Yeah, Beach vibe.
Yeah.
Summer time.
He don't like, he don't like requests.
Oh, okay.
What about summer time?
He's already a good DJ.
He's already a good DJ.
I won't request it.
I'll just text it to you.
There's a lot of sites of life, you know, to Venice Beach.
So just what we have comes, you know, Marathon Burger is known for its oldies, you know,
so there might be a little bit of the Mamas and Pappas mixed in there with some Al Green,
mixed in there with some Marvin Gay, you know, mixed in there with some stylistic.
But it's going to be the right vibe.
It's going to definitely hit right where, you know, it's supposed to end.
Where it means too.
Another request, but I know you're going to listen to me.
Ocean Views, maybe.
Oh, Ocean Views.
Because it's perfect for Venice Beach, Ocean View by Nipsey.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
You're welcome, baby.
Oh, actually, come on, man.
But that's already on.
He was like, I was in the studio when he made that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No, you made it off connect now.
Let's go.
That was sarcastic.
I'm going to give you this, right?
Look, look how pathetic Nipsey is in his music, right?
And the song called Perfect Time.
He says, we decided we're going to let these digits speak.
Then we turn slossin into Venice speech.
There you have it.
Wow.
Wow.
Jorge, I didn't even think of that.
That's incredible.
And you know, again, there's so much lifestyle to Venice Beach
and so much of what it's done for Los Angeles.
It's so cool to have marathon attached to it too.
You guys are going to make it that destination already that it is,
but just, again, doubling up on that, like you said, Jorge.
And I just, it's really cool to watch.
And I know the team, too.
I'm excited.
Yeah, I'm excited.
I have a request, the San Fernando Valley needs one.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Please.
There's a mall in the seven.
In Silmar.
It's outside one where all the kintze, you can get all your kinsit stuff.
Maybe.
Just think about it.
And then don't forget, Tena, okay?
Because we want that burger, too.
Hey, listen, you may not be too far off, you know?
Wow.
Let's go.
Marathon burger is coming to town.
Hold on the way.
Down he needs one too.
Might be coming out that way very soon, you know.
Arnold, I just sat down with Arnold Barbosa last week, and he was talking about, like,
we need one, you know, a month.
So I don't know, a lot of places, you know.
It's a lot of opportunity, you know, and the fact that L.A.
you know, has embraced it the way it has, you know,
it's something very special and meaningful.
And, you know, we're looking to continue to serve L.A. served burger.
Yeah.
Baby, I know I had you on here to talk about Marathon Burger,
but I think it goes beyond words what your example with Nipsey is.
You know, that black and brown connection, that video we all saw of you on a private jet,
sharing your concha and Aualita Chocolate with,
Nipsey and just and playing music with him I tell the crew how Nipsi always like chopped up
jalapenos when when he would go out and eat places.
Absolutely.
Some of his favorite restaurants and people is Mexican.
So Mexican food, Mexican people like some of his hit and people that he kind of stood behind
and lo-key with songs like FDT stood up for the community when there was using his voice
as an ally.
Yeah.
You know in the hip-hop space.
So I think just just letting you know that that example speaks volumes.
Nipsey said your demonstration is going to be louder than anything.
So I think what you guys do and what you and Black Sam are continuing to do,
I think that's the true definition of the marathon continues.
Yeah, absolutely.
We believe in the collaboration of people.
You know, in L.A., you know, one of the biggest slices of pies and, you know,
in the hood is black and brown, you know.
So we try to represent that the right way and show that, you know,
we're stronger and better working together, you know.
And that's how we're going to succeed.
And that's how we're going to get our people out.
Let's go.
All right.
One more request.
Our son performs at the grand opening, Horito.
A freestyle.
Hey, listen, anything can happen.
That's why everybody's got to pull up, you know, May 31st.
The ribbon cuttings at 12 p.m.
Like you said, early at the beginning of the segment, definitely make your way there early.
Don't be there at 12 p.m. on the dock because you've been to a marathon burger line on the weekend.
You know what time it is, you know?
And that's not to say that it's not worth the way,
but if you want to, you know, get in there first,
you know, make sure you make your way there first.
One other little tidbit, early exclusive,
is we're going to have a capture the flag contest.
For those that are familiar with the brand,
you know, we plan small TMC flags around different landmarks,
you know, related to the business.
So we'll do something similar for this Venice Beach activation.
Amazing.
So if you don't want to wait in line, you know, wait online and check for, you know,
when we do our capture of flags are.
That's tight.
That's cool.
It's like a scavenger.
They'll go and they'll put the little flag and they'll take a picture.
Like here's the flag and then you got to find it.
Sometimes they're in the O.C.
They're like they go everywhere.
Like and if you get that flag, essentially that could be your front of the line pass.
That's cool.
Oh, that's cool.
A lot of different surprises.
So, yeah, make sure you, you know, you tune into the marathon closing Instagram and also Marathon Burger Instagram.
And we'll have all that information out there.
That's good.
Oh, for sure.
Babe, thank you for calling in.
Good morning.
I love you.
I love you too.
You guys have fun.
Thanks, JP.
Stop.
Yeah, thanks, JP.
I'm just thanking him.
For being him.
Thanks for sending me the invite, too.
Oh.
Yeah.
Wait.
Jorge.
Jorge.
Yeah.
Greg got scared that you were going to scamming him.
I thought you were going to hack me.
So what?
So Hore sends out the link to all the, to, on the end.
Yeah.
And Greg sends me the screenshot.
He's like, is this really your husband or I'm about to get hacked?
Listen, the way that things are right now financially, I might.
Hey, what it?
Bye.
Scrolling with the homie.
The homie, Gregory.
Ricky.
If you guys had the chance to talk to your sixth grade self, what would you ask?
You know?
Like, you always look back.
I wonder, like, if my younger self knows how fly I am right now.
Like, so what would you ask your sixth grade self?
I would tell my sixth grade self?
They're about to break up.
You're going to go through a lot.
Wait, who?
Wow.
My parents.
Oh.
This got dark.
We just know that.
It's not your fault.
I would tell myself, why are you wearing green and white checkered vans?
What's wrong with that?
I don't know.
That's just so easy.
Why are you a Packers van?
No.
I would tell myself, it's okay.
It's okay.
you're not going to die.
Oh, oh, no, guy.
Oh.
But you say it in Spanish.
No, I knew English, by then.
Say it in Spanish, though?
No, you're going to die.
Nomazes your period.
Oh, I thought you can say your Tia.
No, like, it's around that time.
No, yeah.
Vic?
Oh, yeah, kind of similar to Lettie.
Just two more years, but hold on.
The fights will stop, and you'll be alone.
Jesus.
It's so sad.
You asked.
Mm-hmm.
We prepare our younger selves.
Tell us what, Greg.
Young.
By the way, Maximo would be like, why are you wearing a green and white checkered vans?
Your parents are about to split.
In three years.
Four years.
What about you?
What would you do?
You're not going to be a professional baseball player.
Just stop.
Just stop.
Get out of little league now.
You still play baseball, though.
Yeah, but I wasn't going to make it today.
I'll be.
Yeah.
But anyways.
There's a thousand college students that are taking over the internet.
They're going viral because they've done something that everybody wishes they have done when they were younger.
They recorded themselves in 2018.
They recorded some questions.
And now they're barely opening them in 2025.
So in 2018, they were in the sixth grade.
Oh, okay.
So they did begin in the sixth grade asking their future selves questions.
And then their future self is responding now.
Oh, got it.
Listen to this.
Hey, Ken.
And this is your sixth grade self.
Remember me? I've got a few questions for you.
Hey, Will, this is your sixth grade self.
I got a few questions for you.
It wasn't that bad in the sixth grade.
You want to fix the audio?
It sounds perfect in my headphones.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Hey, Ken, and this is your sixth grade self.
Really?
For me, I've got a few questions for you.
Hey, Will, this is your sixth grade self.
I got a few questions for you.
Hi, Nick.
Something's wrong with Greg.
If distortion, it sounds great.
I think the show you.
yesterday messed up with ears.
He sounds perfectly fine.
He's like,
Kha-J-J-J-Sus
Six-G-G-South.
Hey, Kenan, this is your sixth-grade self.
Remember me? I've got a few questions
for you. Hey, Will, this is your sixth
grade self. I've got a few questions
for you. Hi, Nikanji, this is your
sixth grade self. Remember me? I have
a few questions for you.
Hey, Krasian, this is your sixth grade self.
And I'm going to ask you a few questions.
Hey, Warren, this is your sixth grade self.
All right, they just keep saying you.
All right, thank you.
What on earth?
Is your favorite hobby still solving a Rubik's Cube, just like me?
I thought it was so tough for being able to do that back in the day.
Hey Ward, is your favorite food still Mexican?
Oh, definitely, yeah.
Chipotle, for sure.
Chipotle?
I thought it was going to be like life changing.
Yeah, me too.
That was great, great, thanks.
Yeah, you guys go crazy, though.
Chipotle.
Yeah, but thanks for reminding my inner child that my parents are getting divorced.
Thanks for all of that.
This is your sixth grade selves.
And I couldn't do anything to stop it.
Yes.
And I had green vans.
And my parents were like those vats.
Bothered you so much.
I know.
All right.
Thanks so much, Greg.
Yeah,
that was your scrolling self and you have some questions.
I saw Lettie look at Hordhay, like all like.
Oh, yeah.
Because I love Luther.
You do, you do?
I knew they were on like those type of date night vibes.
When I saw a selfie they posted.
Yeah, same.
So cute.
We don't get those date nights.
Yeah.
Without the kids and stuff.
Greg was turning up to like that.
Because of future.
That's a future, okay?
It was future part.
When Euphoria played, he was like, oh, I'm going to, this is my check, this is my break time.
I was like, shut up, bro.
You can hear throughout the whole stadium.
I have 10 minutes to go get a drink and come back and the song still won't be finished.
But everyone was turning up.
I bet.
Which is crazy.
We had went to the pop out.
So we knew it was like right there.
He started with Euphoria at the pop out.
Okay.
And I guess people are wondering or people maystayers.
may say online, like, no one
loves that, no one
like turns up to that song. Yeah. That's been like
a theme from the other side, right?
Bro, no, no, that's a lie. No way.
To see a people doing the euphoria.
Yeah. No, none about that.
No, none about that.
I hate the way that you walked the way.
It was so good to see all of Inglewood
really hating the way that Drake walks and talks.
When he opened up at the pop-out,
everyone went crazy. Yeah, everybody.
And then, uh, it's over there, Mr. Guy.
I didn't even realize everybody left right after that.
See?
Everybody only sang that song and then everybody left right after that.
Because Luther was right after.
No, I feel like every, I was like, oh, wow.
And I know you didn't leave because literally you were saying how you were watching me in Horde.
During Luther.
You're a hater.
So you're admitting that the people, there were actual people there.
It wasn't bots.
That were like singing along to the song.
All they wanted was not like us.
For sure, your date wasn't a bot.
Yeah.
But all they wanted was not like us.
That's it.
And then when you played it, everybody left.
No, that's not true.
And that song.
What's wrong with loving that song?
I was singing the older Kendrick songs, you know, before, like a lot older.
Before what?
Nobody was, like, singing those songs.
I was like, what's going on?
Before Drake got obliterated?
Nobody's singing these songs.
He was trading up.
No.
And shout out to your date, because your date for sure was like, yeah.
I face time.
Hey, she was turned.
I FaceTime Greg and I told him we got to leave.
after Siss Ziz.
I was like,
they didn't go.
They ain't hung up on me.
Cizel killed it.
Spoiler alert, by the way,
for all of this,
if you guys didn't want the spoiler,
how Greg doesn't like the track list,
like the set list.
Sorry before we just spoiled it.
But continuing to spoil it,
just so you could be ready.
Yeah, for the vibes.
Because I'm like,
how are they going to do Ciz and Kendrick?
Because they're both headlining.
Right.
They're like,
Kendrick goes for a bit,
then Cizah goes for a bit,
then Cic goes for a bit,
type of vibes.
Also, the outfits, a lot of leather, black leather jackets, shout out to me.
A lot of the teas that are like, like you guys would wear them, no, no, you guys would wear them, like the Dodger teas that are kind of like, like, they're not merch, but they're like.
Graphic teas.
But they're graphic teas, but they're, yeah.
Like, boom-sized graphic teas.
A lot of that for Kendrick, like, I think of the old school album covers, like that type of a vibe.
Like, no limit soldiers.
Like, no limit soldiers, like, what is it?
4,000 degrees or 500 degrees?
Stuff like that.
So if you're thinking of what to wear and then a lot of jerseys because Siza wears jerseys and baggy pants, a lot of jerseys, a lot of jerseys, a lot of those leather jackets, a lot of those graphic tis that, like old school 90s type of graphic tee.
Yeah, I like Kendrick's fit.
It was cool.
It was like old school, like 2005, but at the same time modern because of like the cuts in like his jeans and like his jacket and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When he wears sparkly pelt, it's perfectly fine.
But when I do it...
So you're paying attention to who's wearing?
You're so cute.
I was like, wow.
Do you want to dress like Kendrick?
No.
Wow.
I've never heard you say I want to dress like...
Wow, when he wears a sparkly belt, it's fine.
But when I do it, there's a problem.
Yeah, because that's Kendrick.
It's crazy.
It's probably real diamonds.
Mine are...
Rhinestone.
Rhinestone.
Whatever the bedazzle is.
That's what mine are.
I like how Kendrick wore like just regular, like, clothes.
Like, I don't like how Drake would wear like a spider tarantel on his back.
With like a weighted vest.
Oh, that, yeah.
First of all.
It felt too cost to me.
Yes.
Yeah.
Kendrick just looks cool.
Yeah.
Cizzo was a fairy.
So now you're coming at Cizza.
She was a fair.
I don't think you want.
You leave Cizza alone.
And I was talking about Kendrick.
You comparing Drake to Cizza just as very telling about Drake.
That was great about Cizzer.
You got what I'm saying?
He did play poetic justice.
Yeah, he did.
I was like, wow.
And Cizzo did a rich baby daddy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So.
Why wouldn't they?
They're bangers.
What do the bangers have?
Drake.
Did they play the Drake?
No.
No.
It was great.
I don't know why you're hating.
You were having a great time.
Just admit you had a great time.
It was a good time.
With your date.
You do not need to just show off for the camera.
All of LA wants you to just be yourself and it's okay to say that you had enjoyed something we all enjoy.
I accepted it because it was a lot of older Kendrick.
I accepted it.
A lot of older Kendrick.
I've never seen him wear OVO.
track suit or anything.
No.
Yeah.
Because it's not stylish.
They're very stylish actually.
Buy one right now.
They're very expensive.
That buys you out of them.
Kendrick wouldn't do that to his fans.
He wouldn't.
Shout out though to Greg's date.
She said hi to me.
Nice.
Shout out to Dominic, excuse me, too, and his mom, Rosie, they said what's up to me.
Shout out to my baby girls, Violet and Demi.
And their mom, Deirdre, they were out there too.
I hope they had a great time.
And then my son David went with his homie.
Nice.
They had a great time, too.
It was really cool.
He said he saw charisma.
Oh, cool.
Oh, really?
Yeah, he's like, yeah.
She said she knows who I am.
And I was like, oh, you're so cute.
I love you that.
I think it's because you post my face.
And I was like, yeah.
I'm sorry.
I docks to you, bro.
Bigot to everybody that went.
Shout out to Anjali.
We had an incredible time.
It was really cool to be out there.
See Greg and his date.
I can't talk about her, though.
Oh, no.
No.
No.
Yeah, I can't.
We were giving rules.
But shout out to her.
Would you like to shout her out?
No.
Okay.
I don't know if I'm allowed to.
I like it.
I like it.
They came with guidelines.
What are you guys to say her name?
NDA.
No.
I don't know.
Can we?
You said we can't talk about her.
You can't talk about her.
The great N-Ben-no.
Hi, Ruth.
Hi-Rud.
Hi-Rud.
Shout-out Ruth.
I'm glad you enjoyed the show.
Yeah.
It was so cool to see you.
I've reached you finally.
All right.
Any other shoutouts?
Yeah, we got a lot of graduation.
Oh, okay.
Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks.
Let me know.
Let me know.
For my DMs right now to be crazy.
From who?
People.
People are bullies.
Aw.
Not to you.
I like that.
All right.
Let's go.
Ready?
Let's go.
Ruby wants to shout out her.
Amazing hardworking daughter, Aubrey Sophia.
She graduates from middle school today.
Let's go.
Aubrey.
From Dolores.
Wortham Middle School in Burbank.
Let's go!
Bree wants to give a shout out to her sister Yadi for graduating today all the way from Tucson, Arizona.
Nice to call you Tuls.
Wait, what are it? Tucson?
Tuscan. Tuscans.
Tuscan leather.
Michelle wants to give a big congratulations for our little preschool graduate, Nico.
Let's go, Big Niko!
You're going to have another graduation after kindergarten.
Yes, you're so proud of you.
I can't wait to see what you do in kindergarten.
Let's go.
Wow.
The world.
That's her graduates.
Come on.
Shout out to everybody.
Send your grad shoutouts, too.
They're awesome.
Yeah, they're pretty cool.
I like it.
I want to get a shout-out to my San Diego homies, Mario and Pao.
They got eloped on Monday.
They didn't tell anybody, so they wanted to shout out their friends and family
and tell them here on Bramac Mornings.
Wait, what?
You got to give it more of a story.
Yeah.
What?
Maximil, the unofficial, like, marriage person that hasn't married anyone.
You got a certificate, but have not married one person.
Oh, I forgot about that.
Like, tell them.
You're in acting right now.
Mario and Pao.
Congratulations.
You're married.
That's it?
Bless them at least.
Yeah.
What's their last name?
Bless them?
What am I?
Pastor?
They're from San Diego.
Mario?
Mario and Pao.
Hold on.
Mario and Pao.
Mario and Pao.
So our homie, Mario's family and his girl, Pao's family, that must be listening
that because this is how they are announcing to their family.
This is their announcement?
Yes.
Yes.
He said that.
That's why I have.
I tell you, turn that laptop off.
You're not paying attention.
Well, he said that.
I'm listening.
Turn your laptop off.
Please, close it off.
Clearly, that's a sign you weren't paying attention.
Literally, that's what this was said.
They eloped.
They eloped, and they're telling their family right now.
Got it.
And that's why I said, hey, say something.
You don't know what you're looking.
Yeah, I kind of do.
It means go away.
Yeah, right away.
Getting married without telling anybody you elope.
You want to tell you what happened?
So when he said the word he loped,
my brain instantly went flashback to my old job
when kids would elope.
So then I started thinking about that.
What?
Kids would he lope?
Yes.
When I would work with kids,
like special needs kids,
they'd eloped from the classroom.
Like, they'd run out.
So then my brain went into like those flashbacks.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well,
can you flashback here?
Yes, I'm back.
Thank you.
I'm back.
You're back?
This is the worst announcement to the family.
It is.
It is.
It was ever happened.
He just ruined it, Maximo.
And he sucked at it, so I'm like, have the guy that marries people doing it.
And then you just said congratulations.
Go ahead, Greg.
One more time, one more time?
That's all.
All right, right, right.
Shout out to my San Diego homies, Mario and Pao.
They got eloped on Monday and they didn't tell anybody.
So this is their announcement to their friends and family.
What?
To Godio's family and to Pao's family, there's a new member to your family.
you guys. Your family
just got bigger. They love
each other. Clearly, y'all are
toxic because they did it without your
presence. Okay? Yeah. Get it
together. Get it together. This is beautiful.
I love it.
As someone who is allowed by the
state of California to marry people, I'm just
happy to hear that love is still
exist. Let's go.
That love is in the air.
And these two doves are flying away together
and to find their nest, make little
eggs. Do you see how much better that is a
Congratulations.
I'm not a pastor.
I'm thinking about kids running out of class right now.
Simp or pimp.
BIMP.
SIP, SET, SIN, SEMS, SEMS, SEMS, SEMS.
K'OLEA MECIME.
NBA player, Shy Gildes Alexander, and his nickname is SGA.
He won this year's MVP, most valuable player award for the NBA.
And his acceptance speech was beautiful.
So I'm going to play it for you right now.
And then the one and only Haley Summers.
Thank you.
He's crying.
Did you cry?
Yes.
Yeah.
Sorry, I'm so dramatic.
Thank you for everything you are, for me, for our son, Aries.
You were the first person to show me what love really met.
Oh.
And I can't wait to spend the rest of this journey called Life with You.
So thank you for everything.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, yeah.
player I am. I wouldn't be the father I am without you
but thank you for that.
That's very cute.
He pulled like a...
That's very cute.
He pulled like a Kevin Durant with his mom.
Oh yeah.
But he did it with his wife, which is cool.
It was beautiful.
It is.
Yeah.
That's his wife.
Why are you hating on this?
Wait, no, wait, no.
No, it was beautiful.
It was beautiful.
I'll probably do the same thing in Breakdown Cry, right?
But it's just his Toronto accent.
If you listen back, he's like, you mean so much.
to me?
Really?
It bothers me.
So you can't simp in Tarantian?
I can't wait to spend the rest of this journey called like
for everything.
I wouldn't be the man I am.
I wouldn't be the player I am.
I wouldn't be the father I am without you.
But thank you for that.
No, it's like towards the middle.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Sorry, I'm so dramatic.
Thank you for everything you are
for me, for our son, Aries.
You were the first person to show me
what love really meant?
Show me?
Show me?
With love really much.
I don't really hear it.
I hear it.
I see a Canadian accent.
Really subtle.
Love really met.
Show me?
Sorry.
That's the only thing I hate on.
Everything else beautiful.
Congratulations to him.
I just thought the Moquitos was funny.
Everything that you show me from?
That's what I'm saying.
You're my number one, Crotie?
Thank you for you for me and our little Crotie.
It was a beautiful speech.
Yeah.
But he wasn't done.
So then after that.
he posted his he has a deal with converse
he posted his new release of his shoe
it's called the hell clay shoe
and the caption for the shoe was
inspired by the color of the eyes of my MVP
my beautiful wife
that's so cute
I love it
you're not you're not gonna get me
this is peak
like romance core for me
it is romance core yeah this is
this is it this is public displays
of I'm in love with you
but y'all are mad i'm not mad actually that's sim
no it's good no it's that is sim i had to put myself in his shoes and be like yeah i probably
would do the same but i wouldn't have the accent what of your first would you do something after
your first shoe bro and you're like the color of what like
what of your girl like what would you do like dedicated she loves the color yellow so something
yellowish i don't know okay my girl's green eyes so definitely something green I've done it before
like I made something and then I
quoted common which is talking
about her the green eyes. Okay so
dreaming in the green world like I still
green girl. Oh.
And you great what would you do?
I don't know what? Why did
why don't let this? I don't know
girl. No he said I don't have a girl
Oh I thought he said I don't know girl
I don't know
I don't have a girl. No but
usually I'd be like
This is sin, but it's actually beautiful.
No, Sam.
It's beautiful.
That's your first.
Why is it, Sim, you got to stand on it.
That is your first NBA shoe.
Like, that's his first shoe.
It's his first MVP award.
That too.
She supported them.
She held him down.
She took care of the little crudies.
Oh, my God.
No, this is way before her.
He's probably been playing basketball his whole life.
We don't know.
Yeah, but okay.
All right.
To be fair, he got to the NBA.
He was an okay player.
Yeah, he was.
He was on the clippers.
He was on the clippers.
So she probably wasn't with him then.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Don't she wasn't shooting in the gym with him.
But he's gotten so much better over time.
He's had one of the kind of craziest trajectories as an NBA player.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Not think my coach.
Think my teammates.
Think my family.
Something might be up with him and his family, though, too.
For him, be like, you show me what love really is.
So there might be something up there too.
Yeah.
He's been dating her for six years.
They've been married for a year and a half.
Wow.
But yeah, when he's,
He started in the NBA.
He was a good player.
People saw him and saw potential,
but they didn't really know where he was going to be.
And that's why the clippers traded him.
That's what he's going to be.
I think he's going to be.
By the way, is it actually more simp that Vic knew about this
because his girl showed it to him?
No, you guys got to stop cheesing me, fam.
Honestly.
I just know what love really is now.
Why is Irish?
Irish.
I know.
Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
I apologize.
I have a muffin.
Wait, you should apologize.
You did.
You did it ahead of time.
There's a shout-outs we miss.
Birthday shout-outs.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Lettie, do you know the muffin man?
Do you know the muffin man?
The muffin man.
The muffin man.
Okay, go.
Keep going.
Do you know the muffin man?
Go, go.
From Shack, right?
Yes.
Do you know the muffin?
No, we're doing it again?
The muffin man?
Pim-porn?
Yeah, the muffin man.
Yes, I know the muffin man.
That's what you're supposed to do.
Yeah, yeah, but you guys stopped and then they started over.
Yeah, now I'm confused, yeah.
Okay, go.
All right.
Birthday shout-outs?
Yeah.
Okay.
Denise wants to give a birthday shout-out to her son, Noah.
He turns eight.
Says, tell him mom, dad, and baby Isa love you so much.
Oh, yeah.
No.
No.
Sorry, your burp during your shout-out, no.
Happy birthday to you, Papasito Lindo.
It was a hot dog.
Bro, we are the worst employees, co-workers, homies, anything that ever existed.
We as a whole, you listening to, you're bad too.
Why?
What?
What happened?
It's really messed up.
What?
I feel offended.
None of us.
And none of you listening said happy birthday to DJE, man.
Oh, yeah, I did.
It was his birthday?
I did.
On the radio?
No, you didn't.
When was his birthday?
No, I gave him my thoughts.
Like, I told him to have birthday of my head.
No, no, no, that's really messed up.
All that he's done.
Yeah, he has done a lot.
He's lost hair over this.
Literally.
Yes.
Sorry, I came up short.
You came up short on DJ Edman's birthday.
You're the best, E.
May 18.
Wow.
You're better than Greg E.
Yeah.
Great.
Happy birthday.
D.J.
On.
Happy birthday, D.G.
We have to make it up to him.
Even you too.
That's crazy.
You're listening.
We are best.
We're horrible.
Can't make it up
Flood his comments right now
At DJ E-Man
Happy birthday from Brownback Morning
Yes please everyone go do that
Yes
Let's send him love together
We're sorry
Pardon
Thank you for all you do
Yes yes
Legend
I appreciate the way you hop on your step
To get onto the DJ booth
For the mixes on Friday
He lets me borrow his stool
When he's nice
Should we buy him a custom stool
We should we can if you want to
Oh that'd be cool
This is DJ E-Met on it
Yes
Or write like a slogan, like if nobody loves you, DJ Man loves you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Birthday shout-out.
Yeah.
Send him a shout-out.
If you're Filipino, he'll probably put you on it.
Yeah.
True.
True.
There's a new street teamer that we have and they're on air now.
What?
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
What's the name?
What is it?
What?
Oh, my boy.
Greg can get on there to save his life as a DJ.
Oh, he's on air like DJ.
Yeah.
We had an interview, I can't say with who,
and then I realized how the connection was.
Yeah.
That's my boy.
The PR was.
Yeah, it's wild.
All right.
One day, Greg.
It's fine.
You need to do your 23 and me.
Bro, say you're from Manila or something.
Uncover.
Say you're Filipino.
Uncover, yeah, your Filipinas.
I, I, I, I, oh.
No, cover it.
You're not what I mean.
Up, please.
No.
Clip that.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
What is your help?
We need a line.
I mean, online.
We got you for the homie help line.
Tommy.
I'm replaying it in my mind because.
I don't know the plural version of that.
What did it mean?
Go, go.
Tommy needs our help.
Brown bag, I need your help.
I've been with my Ruka 11 years.
She has.
She has stuck with me.
Stop laughing.
All right.
Brownback, I need your help.
I've been with Madruca for 11 years.
She has stuck with me through all my drunk, getting kicked out of bars,
disappearing for the night, and all the Des Madares.
Wow.
We are married for one year now and have a home together.
I know I have put her through a lot in our 11 years together.
Although I might not party every day like before,
it's hard to walk away from some good jams and cold chelas.
here's where the pedal starts.
Because of my line of work, I'm not always able to answer or respond to her calls in record time like she would like.
He's throwing a shot right there.
So for her to not worry where I'm at, I did the location on my phone or she did the location on my phone.
And now, even if I'm at, even if I did only have two cellas at the spot, she knows where I'm at and she automatically thinks I'm drunk.
Assuming.
what should I do brown bag
location or sharing my location
is getting us into arguments
should I stop sharing my location
yes
I don't know if that's the
answer I don't know if that's what's actually causing the argument
oh yeah for sure it's not the location
that will be an argument in itself
yeah you already started sharing
until you stop why are you always tracking me
why are you always at the bar
She told you my past against me
Yes I used to get kicked out
Do all this crazy stuff
Super drunk
How dare she
Right?
She reminded me about that last time
I got wasted
Tommy Tommy
Tommy Tommy
Tommy
Yeah people change
How far has it been
Like how far removed are you from
Your Des Mada days
Or like from how you were drunk all crazy
To right now
How long has that been?
it's been a while
probably since like
2000 yeah about five years
five years okay
so to you it's like you're still dealing with
I guess the repercussions
of what you did back then
with her
absolutely
okay all right
tell me about this record timing pickup
because that was a shot
yeah you
you threw some shade right there
oh I'm sorry I didn't hear you
hear the phone ring before it rang and answered
I'm sorry I'm not the fastest picker up her
yeah
that's what started the whole thing
I didn't ask for my
phone and I was with a customer and I saw it and I just kept let it go and go and go and then
she called me and she was on fire and then she hung up and I was like oh I I hate when she hangs
up so I called her one more time she hung up and I was like all right that's it I was you know
I was on my way home and I was like I called Esther the lawyer sweet James I called everybody
I was on fire.
What?
We're divorcing or what?
I don't know.
She gets all crazy.
I was like,
I was ready because I was first,
I was sober,
so I remember the argument.
And then I knew.
And then what?
But why call a lawyer?
Tommy is comedy.
I knew when I was walking into so I was like,
all right.
I was like,
bet.
All right, cool.
I'm going to get in a personal injury?
Or what?
What were you thinking?
Wrongful termination.
I'm about to get in a personal.
injury.
I walked in and then and then I
just tanked and she just starts screaming
at me now just like, oh man
and honestly
I thought I responded good
I just said
I just said
objection overruled and I walked away
What's going on with this
holy hell? Like Tom knows
that's why you're getting in fight.
That was the most mature response
I've ever heard honestly. And you just
overruled your objection
You should have said subjection sustained.
That means what you said goes.
That's what I'm saying.
But I didn't even have a test to say anything, so it doesn't even count.
Are you drunk right now?
I don't get your train of thought.
But when you said that, you said it in a way of trying to break the ice, make it a little humorous, and then still get the one of, right?
Yeah, because when I got home, she wasn't talking to me.
and then she brought up
she just brought up where I was and everything
and I was like I was here I was here
and then you know I couldn't get a word in
and then that's why I just tried to be funny
and usually that works but it didn't work
because she was really mad
yeah she was pro-man so then you got sentenced
to give her your location
she that's the that's the thing
I was I was cool with it
I was like yeah I was like you know what
whatever I go here I gave her my phone
I was like put it on she's like
she's like bro I'm not
going to be creeping on you and watching everywhere you go.
I was like, I was like, yeah.
I was like, all right.
You know what I mean?
And so I put it on.
And then I was on my way home from work one day, and I was passing by.
It was like a Wienersnitz or something like that.
And I was on the phone with her.
And she's like, she's like, damn, you're going to eat Wiener Sins until before you come home.
And I was like, oh, that's great.
But did you?
I was like, I was like, you're a liar.
Boy.
I go, that's, you know what?
I go, if you're going to have my location,
then if you know where I'm at,
then I won't answer my phone.
Oh, my.
And since you know where I'm at.
And then that started, you know, another.
Of course.
Of course.
That's so crazy you did.
Tommy just knows that it triggered.
All right.
So forget the Wiener Schnitzel.
You then actually go to, I guess, a spot to drink.
Yeah, that happened like a couple weeks ago.
And I was with a customer.
So I was with the customer.
Drinking?
Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
What are you doing?
Wait, wait, what's that?
You're a girl's right.
What kind of line of work are you in?
I'm a welding foreman, so I do that.
And then I have my side business with my wife.
So she knows that I meet up with customers.
I do the same thing, welding fabrication on the side also.
And I had a meeting with the customer.
I told her about it.
But they just happened to pick the spot that I.
Go to the dream.
I used to go to.
And she knows about it.
And so she was calling me and I was like, okay, she knows where I'm at.
I was there.
And then again, she, you know, since I didn't answer my phone,
she saw me that I was there.
Then she made a big old peddle about it.
I was like, oh, I didn't have a chance to explain.
Like, okay.
She just can see what you're doing at all times.
It's crazy.
You have a chance to lie about it.
Hey, but you were drinking.
You told us.
Yeah, but it was for work.
Like casual drinking.
Casual.
Okay.
Casual.
Tommy, do you think.
Do you think she's...
I've met up with clients before and have like a dream.
I mean, yeah.
But, okay, Tommy, do you ever think about getting ahead of things?
Like, knowing that you're going to be at your old bar, your old stomping grounds, calling your girl and being like, hey, just so you know, I'm not doing anything shady, but I'm going to go here.
It's with a client.
Don't worry about it.
Do you think she gets mad that you don't, like, communicate about it and she finds out by checking your location or that, like, you're just, she's just getting mad.
at everything you're doing.
Man, I tried.
I did that day, too.
I called her, and she was in a meeting at work,
and she just said urgent, and I said, no.
And I was like, I'll call you when I'm leaving.
And then I ended up right there at that spot.
And I did, like I said, right when I got on the phone with her,
and I was like, hey, I ended up here, they wanted to come here, I'm leaving.
And then she's, you know, she's like, you sound drunk.
I'm like, you sound drunk.
This guy just wants to go back to me.
You sound drunk right now, so I believe her.
Yeah.
No, I'm just like that.
And that's how I am.
And I don't even look at it.
Before, yeah, I don't know when I was younger, you know,
that guy looked at me the wrong way, you know, just.
But now I get kicked out because, you know,
I just like to have fun everywhere I go.
And some places don't let you take your t-shirt off when you're in the middle of a bar.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's a lot.
I think that's a rule.
I think your girl is reasonably cautious about you.
He's a good time.
He sounds like a good time.
So you used to get kicked out of bars for fighting.
I'm assuming when you would get crazy drunk, that's what would happen, right?
The five years ago?
Yeah.
And then you also disappeared for nights for the night, you said.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Well, that only happened twice.
It still happened.
You only twice, guys.
I'm wondering, as I'm talking to Tommy,
I'm wondering if this is like how I've sounded before in relationships.
Like, I'm just like, is this how it sounds on the other end?
Yeah.
Where'd you end up?
On those missing nights, where'd you go?
Well, I was right there in Sydney Terrace.
I went to go drop off some pieces for a customer and then, and then, yeah, you know,
had a couple with him.
And then I'm not really in that area too much.
So I kind of just mooseyed my way home.
I stopped at a couple places.
And that time she didn't even call me.
And then I was like, oh, I was like, it's already kind of late.
And I ended up, like, in Pomona area.
And then when I got home, check, I was Corrivo.
Okay.
This is how we talked to this girl, just so like I'm hearing.
It doesn't make sense.
Yeah, yeah.
If you're listening and you're confused, same.
I mozied on over, made a couple stops.
City terrace of Pomona is way.
So far.
Okay, where do you guys live?
In Claremont.
Oh, okay.
You're heading into the Aisie.
And then you just ended up in Pee Town.
You just stop in a different spots.
No, but you don't just accidentally go to Pomona.
Like, you can accidentally go.
go to Montclair if you're going to Claremont.
Yeah.
You're not accidentally in.
You have to have Pomona.
Yeah, I was just at Drummer Boys' house.
Yeah.
I just went to downtown Pomona on accident.
And then that's the thing.
Everywhere, or like when I go places, I have to just run into people all the time.
And, and then I get caught up.
And even when, like, when we're together, the spot that she hates, I've taken her there.
And that was a big mistake, too, because, like, I walk in and then, like, they just give me my beer.
They know you're a regular.
They know what I get.
Yeah, dude.
And then she's just.
I'm already mad. I go, we just got here, bro.
She's mad because why do they know you by name?
Why do they know your order?
I need a party with this guy.
I get the same thing.
I get a freaking out.
Absolutely not.
Why?
I want to talk to her.
No.
I'm worried she saw the DM and I'm going to go home and I'm going to get freaking.
Oh, she has your socials?
What's that?
She has your password?
To your socials?
Uh, no, no, she doesn't have my social media, or wait, that DM pops up like on my feed, wait?
No.
That's what you said.
You said to see it, see it.
We post the DM.
Yeah.
We post the message.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I don't think so, no.
I hope not.
All right.
If you live in the city of Claremont and your man is, sounds like this fool, right?
We probably using a fake name.
11 years.
Have you been with them for 11 years, all right?
and you have his location and he's passed by a weiner schnitzel
and you got back
call me
818 520109
Oh DM us on Friday morning
We're going to get through this together
All of us
Tommy, why are you even asking?
Yeah, I'm confused
Is you wrong?
I'm just asking if I should just shut it off on my phone
The location?
The location? Oh my God.
Yeah.
No, that's going to be a no.
communicate.
Now what you can do is put your location on an iPad and leave it at home.
Don't do that.
You're a horrible person.
He has to go to work.
What if she's home?
Hide the iPad under his bed.
I have buddies that do that.
They have their iPads and they leave their phone at my house.
I told her I go, look, I can do that.
What's the hack?
So you sign in your iCloud.
Wait, wait, don't say too much.
No, no, you're already there.
You're already there.
Ladies, just so you know, if you're watching him,
This is what they're doing.
So you have an ICloud account.
You log into an iPad.
And then on the iPad, you turn the location on.
But then on the iPhone, you turn the location off.
That's insane.
So then it'll show the location.
Where the iPad's at.
Yeah.
But this will go to work.
Put it in the, put it in your work.
Just leave it there.
Oh, damn.
I didn't make you do that.
His girls too smart.
His girls too smart.
Tommy, don't do that.
How did you go from?
Like, how are you at the house?
I didn't see your little location move towards the house.
I teleported, babe.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, because they should be like, no, yeah, that's crazy.
No, no.
Okay, so I was following you for a little bit because I too have been that fire starter when, like, I don't get a phone call answered.
And it's like, babe, I'm working.
I was like, well, you could answer and tell me you're working and then I can see.
But you'll get mad if I hang up quick.
But I won't now that I told you that I won't.
Well, also, Tommy, when you said you called your girl, she was at work and she said, is this urgent?
Next time?
Just say, yeah.
next time it's urgent because you're going to get mad at me later
for not communicating just send emojis of the beers cheering
yeah you can say i don't know you tell me yeah they they cheers
she'll call you so she'll step out the meeting yeah
hey that's how you know i wasn't even there to party
they gave me they bought me uh uh i'd like beer and they what do they buy me
it was like this drinking like a copper cup and i was like what the hell is
the masca mule yeah yeah yeah yeah and i don't drink that you know what i mean
Yeah, you don't like it.
You want a beer.
He's a beer guy.
I don't know.
Your message said you drank.
I know.
I had two of those.
And I literally only had two.
Okay.
You are probably drunk if that's not what you drink because it's different than a beer.
It's vodka, I think.
It's like straight.
Yeah.
Two of those is like three or four beers.
Yeah, bro, you were drunk.
You should say sorry right now.
Say sorry to the lady in Claremont who has a man that drove by a winter's neutral and goes to the spot to drink with his clients.
Yeah.
Tommy, I think what you're doing.
doing a lot is like comparing yourself to your old self and being like, I'm so much better
now though, but that's kind of not the point because you were so far left that you've come
to the middle probably a long way, but you still have some way to go.
Yeah.
That's exactly that.
Yeah, well, that's, that's very good.
High way.
I've been through some stuff.
That was good.
That was good.
That's good.
Yeah.
Right.
Self-aware.
I've done some things.
Big having flashbacks.
But still, our guy told Tommy, he wants to know, should he take off his location because of his girl?
She keeps bothering him over his drinking issue.
That's not an issue anymore.
He just goes and drinks with clients Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
I think she's like, she, from what it seems is she's keeping track of where he is.
And she obviously doesn't trust that he's not going to end up at these places.
Yeah.
You know?
She's reasonably cautious about him.
She's cautious.
She don't even.
trust him at a wiener since like that.
And Loki, I don't even think it's about cheating.
It's definitely about drinking.
That's what I told I go, I'm not even unfaithful.
Are you kidding me?
I go, oh, I mean.
That doesn't make your drinking problem.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop.
I'm not, you know, I'm not a 10, but I mean, geez, I go,
if you're going to think that I'm out there doing that, thank you.
Jesus. I mean, I'm a little bigger than the average bear.
Aw, you're so cute.
You're like a teddy bear.
Hey, 100 men versus you who wins.
Oh, shit.
Hey, no, Christy.
All right. Tommy, Tommy, let's help Tommy.
We're going to help you, Tommy.
He's, like, everywhere.
No, but he's, I am confusing.
He's funny.
I want to party with this.
He's a funny, dude.
He has the risk for his girl.
Like, I get why, why he's, she's with him,
and then I also get why his clients want to take him out for drinks.
Because he sounds like a guy, hey, let's go out for drinks, bro.
You're probably really funny when you're drunk.
And then he's like, yeah, I just take my shirt off.
He's like, my girl's going to get mad, but she has my location, so she knows where I'm mad, right?
We're good.
We're good.
I'll just stop at a weiner's snits on the way home and sober up.
Yeah.
I can't even do that, though.
She's on me.
All right.
By the way, shout out to Rosie and her son Dominic that I met outside by the wild
I was being tempted to buy a street hot dog.
Like should I do it?
They have chudo carts now too.
What?
I saw that.
Yeah, super cool.
Yeah.
I'd be taking him late to school all the time.
Sorry.
So they're running late, apparently.
Also, Moses, he says, hey, I'm Moses from Portland, Oregon.
Wanted it to know if I could get a shout out from my daughter, A. Lynn.
Tell A.
You're going to do amazing at your end of the year concert.
Mommy and me are so proud of you.
And thank you for being such a great big sister.
That's going.
And he understands why Jose moved away.
What?
From Oregon.
Oh, for Morgan.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Also, another shout out, Jaseña.
She wants to shout out Eddie, her brother.
He's turning 30, dirty, 30, 30, 30.
Hey, Eddie.
Shout out Jaseña and her brother Eddie.
And one last shout out from Stephanie.
She says she liked to say happy birthday to her husband,
Joel Rodriguez.
Yes.
See you later, big.
Daddy.
Oh.
From Stephanie.
That's what she said.
She's in Dallas.
Oh, I was going to read that one.
Can I give a birthday shut up?
Go, go.
Go.
No, just kidding.
No, no.
No, no.
Do it.
Do it.
No, now you got to.
No, there's one more shout out.
No, now you got to.
No.
No, now you got to.
Come on.
You know.
You said it on there.
Can you...
Just do the happy birthday with daddy.
I birthday, my daddy.
I birthday, but I did it.
Wait.
I did it perfect and he did.
You sound like glow.
All right.
I had all your birthday shout.
Go.
To my brother's baby mama, girlfriend.
Happy birthday.
It's her birthday today.
Cecilia.
Hi, her birthday.
Hi, Celia.
Yes.
Happy birthday to you.
That is my goddaughter's mother.
There you so.
Oh, okay.
So your.
So your daughter's godfather has an incredible Hawaii getaway for you.
Yes.
And like a spa trip that he's going to.
I think it's Burke Williams.
He got you like a brick Williams.
Yes.
He got me like that.
Also, I think a Nintendo Switch.
That's her.
Her mom is rich.
So she could just pay that.
No, no, no.
But it's different when it's from.
Yes.
From you.
Yeah.
The brother-in-law.
He's been saving just for that.
And he hasn't gotten old's locals for a few weeks.
weeks just so you can get this gift.
It's been a while actually.
Yeah.
Let's go.
You're such a great.
You're a good.
You're a change man.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Tommy needs our help.
For real.
He does.
Tommy can't have two chelas and peas, apparently.
Or some hot dogs.
Or hot dogs.
He can't have wiener snitzel and chelas and peas.
So Tommy hit us up because he said he's getting into it with this girl.
They've been together 11 years.
They're married for a year now.
Lately, he's been doing a little bit of partying, nothing like he used to.
He's changed.
Nothing like he used to.
But he still has a couple of his old habits that he hasn't been able to kick.
And he's been getting into arguments to, you know, kind of try to stop some of the arguments.
He gave his girl's location and said, look, I'm not even doing anything wrong.
That caused more arguments because.
now he's like, why are you tracking me?
Why you always see where I'm at?
He only had two beers.
They were in a copper.
They weren't even beers.
They were like straight greens.
It was a copper thing.
It tasted like Sprite.
It wasn't going to me nothing.
Sprite.
And so now he's wondering if he should turn his location off to stop all the arguments.
Are we getting it right, Tommy?
Tommy.
Tommy.
Yo, boy.
Are we getting it right?
Did we get it right?
Yeah.
Okay, boom.
So.
He probably has a beer in his head right now.
He wants to turn off his.
location so bad.
Yeah, he does.
This will definitely cause another problem.
That's a big argument.
Or does he have a valid case to
turn it off?
Okay?
His case is he went drinking and she got mad.
It's her work.
And accused him of being drunk and he was like,
no, you're drunk.
Yeah.
And then so now he went to turn out of his location.
And they were like, what were you doing?
I was with the client.
I'm working, babe.
I'm not drunk because I was with the client.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He drinks with his clients.
You know, for welding?
It's part of the job.
And then you...
I guess trying to get new clients, what I'm assuming he does is he either meets at a bar to have a conversation.
Previous to this, she used to call him.
Yep.
And he was with the client.
So he saw her call, he said.
He didn't answer it.
And then when he went home, he had to call Sweet James Accident Attorneys to help him.
Because he knew she was going to be mad.
She starts turning up on him.
And he's like, objection overruled.
and walked away.
He doesn't even know what that means.
He doesn't even know what that means, but it happened, right?
He seems like a really fun time.
He does.
He seems like that their relationship is fun when they're not fighting.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
He needs to come to our brunch tomorrow.
Oh, yeah.
Well, bring a client.
Hey, bring a client to Monabella tomorrow so we can meet you.
So you won't get in trouble.
So you get in trouble.
And then we'll be, but you're probably going to be filmed on social media.
So if she catches you.
Yeah, just a heads up.
And there is alcohol.
So you just got to be careful.
I have a couple.
That's about it.
I'm wondering.
Did she make your limit two?
Nah.
Nah, because I could drink quite a, or I can have, you know, I go the distance.
That's why I drink the lighter beer, so.
Oh, okay.
So what happens after two?
What happens after two beers?
I have two more.
Okay.
Do you ever, do you ever just, like, limit yourself?
Like, okay.
I'm going to two, two, two.
Two only.
That's it.
Where worse before.
And now you've settled down.
So what's your, I guess, what are your disciplinary, like, items in place?
Mm-hmm.
Do you not drink on weekends?
Do you not drink at parties?
Do you only have two with your client?
Like, what is it?
Yeah, more just they are, like, for my, for sure my clients, I never want to get messy.
But, like, if they're, if they get all, you know, crazy, I was like, all right, I'm down with it.
Like, they're cool, you know, with a party.
But if it's, like, more professional, dude, I ended up with a,
freaking
this is crazy
this is gonna
I got a
Tapatio tattooed on my chest
after a meeting
with a client
because there was a tattoo
parlor next door
and that one
she was pet
yeah because she has to look at that
and you said that
you're bigger than the average bear
so it looks like the Valentina
size bottles I bet
on your chest
no it's small
it's like if you put a little
sticker on a Laboobo
or something.
A little booboo over it.
And she got mad.
All you're showing me is
understandable
why your girl is like on you.
You make crazy decisions when you're
drunk, obviously.
Yeah, but I'm the same when I'm
with her though, too. Like, it's, like,
I'm not different. I mean,
I think that's why she's put up with me for so long.
Does she get mad
when you get drunk with her?
No, because I start karaoke
to her and she loves that stuff.
She just didn't like from before he used to fight and get killed.
She's worried when he's alone.
Yeah.
I just worried about his shirt getting taken on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
While he sings a sweet lady to her.
No, I think good to her.
I mean, we have a great time when we're like that part together.
Like, what do you sing to her?
Sing right now.
Go.
Sack on a bolza of polvo.
Wait, wait, wait.
Bro.
I got a cut of them.
If you're a girl in Claremont and your man sings like that to you,
when you get hit, like, please call in.
I just figured out what happens after the two beers.
It's the gateway. It's the gateway.
He just told us.
You like listening to us because we're La Bolzita Cafe,
and you know what they're too.
About bolzitas?
Not even, not even.
That's your sign that you chose.
Out of all of them?
Okay.
Let's help this guy out.
Him and his girl, like, I guess he had a little drinking issue.
He's better now.
Yeah.
But it's still causing problems with his girl because she's all assuming that he still is doing that stuff, okay?
I just want to tell everybody I love us.
I love us.
Yeah, it's really funny.
I love everybody.
David, East L.A.
What's up, bro?
David.
Hey, what's going on?
Brown Bag.
What's right on?
David.
David, what would you tell the new homie Tommy?
Hey, Tavi sounds like a good old time.
He does.
Same.
Hey, Tommy's crazy.
For sure, that fool lasts all night.
Hey, that's that feedback homie.
You know that one when you walk into the bar and he's already loaded and he walks up to you.
Bone, he hits you with that breath and he's like, you want a shot.
Let's go get a tattoo.
I only had two beers.
I said that when
You go and
Yeah,
Yeah,
that's a
Okay, no!
Bye.
It's a banger.
That's it.
Cops listen to us.
We used to never get
Tommy and David in the same group.
No, no.
I sure not.
All right, let's go to bring one-night-go.
We're trying to help Tommy.
His girl is on him
all the time about his drinking habits.
Okay, yeah.
So much so that before she used to call
and check up on him,
he started not answering,
even though he saw the call,
and she got mad at him for that.
So then she got his location and now she like checks it like, hey, what are you doing at that place where there's alcohol?
He's like, I'm with a client.
Yeah.
He's on a short leash.
You know what it is?
He's on a short leash, but he escapes the collar.
Yes, a lot of the time.
Bob is like he's just very, like he's curious and he's very free will.
Because it's like, I don't know what this copper drink is, but I'm just going to drink it.
That's how you end up in Pomona when you're supposed to be in city terrace.
You got him say?
Literally.
You're just like, oh, yeah, I'll go there.
He's definitely taking rights from strangers.
Yes.
A lot of things from strangers.
Getting random tattoos.
Yes.
At Wiener's tinsel.
All right.
Let's go to Bree and Winneco.
What's up, Bree?
Brie.
Brie.
Good morning.
Good morning, Brownback.
What's up?
Hi, baby, girl.
Bree.
Bree.
All right.
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.
I'm telling you right now, if you turn off your location, you're just going to keep getting
into more arguments and more fights with your girl.
like more than what's already going on right now.
Mm-hmm.
I think being in a marriage,
you've been together 11 years, married one year,
you know, things got to change.
I know you had your fun,
but when you're married,
you've got to keep that open communication.
That's like number one team
keeping a happy, strong, open marriage.
You know, they'll have your fun,
but at least let her know,
give her some updates on where you're going or...
Yeah.
I think if you keep that open communication,
I guarantee that there may be less fighting going on.
Tommy says that you sound drunk right now, Bree.
He's very like...
He said you communicate.
Yeah, exactly.
He's very like whatever you say to him, he says right back to you.
Any objects?
I mean, I wish I was drunk, too.
No, you don't.
It's the morning.
It's 8 a.m. right now.
Thank you for your call, Bree.
Appreciate you.
She's so cute.
Julie.
Julie.
Julie in Long Beach.
What's up, Julie?
Julie.
So, morning.
Morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
All right, Julie.
What's your hack on this location thing?
I see it right here in the call notes.
Oh, she has one.
Shout out my little sister.
Shout her out.
Mia.
What up, Mia?
Mia.
Mia.
I want to shout her out.
She's been killing it in school right now with her high school and her college classes.
Let's go.
I don't know if she's graduating, but I'm just to add that graduation.
Yes.
I hope I can celebrate with her at the K-DOT concert.
Oh, you're setting us up.
She bought tickets.
That's why, huh?
Oh, it's because you got tickets?
Yeah, you got your tickets, huh?
No, but I'm hoping I could win some.
Oh.
Wrong time, wrong time.
That's that little one in the background.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
There's my daughter.
Hi, daughter.
What's her name?
Hi, Joyce.
Get off the phone.
Oh, he sounds cute.
But she's not the one going to the Kendrick's on.
Oh, but she's so cute.
She is, yeah.
All right, Julie, what would you tell Tommy?
And then please hold.
I would tell him, first time, I feel like they have a really good relationship.
They really remind me of mine and my man's relationship, how we used to be toxicos, you know.
And this is, this who sounds like a straight whino.
Not a whino.
A whino is very specific.
I haven't heard that in such a long time.
My Tio says that
So like, I feel like, you know, first,
I feel like they should not share locations
and if he really doesn't want to share location
He should get a Samsung.
Just get a green bubble.
That's the hack.
That's her hack.
My Julie over here.
Julie.
You know what?
I just want to switch the Samsung.
Yeah.
You know what?
They have a better screen, better picture quality.
The pixels?
Look at these megapixels.
Oh, I can't share where I'm at. Sorry, babe.
Yeah, you can. With Google, as long as you turn on your Google location, anything?
Yeah, that's...
They don't know. They don't know.
Angie. Nobody does not want to know.
Julie, hold on like, shout to you and your little baby over there.
That was good. That was good.
That was good advice.
To get her angry, though, it's still going to get her angry.
For sure. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Johnny. Johnny and Silmar.
Johnny.
Johnny. Golly, Johnny.
Yeah.
What up, Johnny?
What's up, Johnny?
What's up? Hey, yo, Tommy. Do this, bro.
Get a second phone, right?
Oh, my God.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
And do the call forwarding, you know, leave that phone charging so that way to
die, you know.
And she keeps that location.
But you're doing your thing, you know, going to clients, quote unquote.
And, you know, avoid all the arguments and all that.
Bye, Johnny.
Have a good day, Johnny.
I don't understand why that does not work.
It does.
It's less about her being able to call him at the phone.
It's that that location is not going to move.
He will be right next to her and that location is going to be wherever he left the phone.
Back to work, pick it up, and then go home.
No, because then you would see the location moving.
No, it would be at the workshop.
Strap it to a dog.
I've seen that.
Yeah.
See that hack.
Put it like a pigeon.
To a bird?
Put it in a place to another state.
All right
Reek
This one name is Reek
Reek
Reik
Reak
Joe Wollaire brown bag
Is that your tiger name?
What's the deal?
What's up?
Is that your tiger name?
Yeah, from back in the day
Tight
Back in the day
All right
Reek Warner
Talk to us
What would you tell Tommy
Um
I'm not there
Hey I called because I was like
I can relate to the homie
But that was a maniac dog
What?
That's my man, you got a tapatio tattoo?
Yeah.
That is extra.
So what would you tell him without cursing?
Well, yeah, my fault.
I was saying that, I was going to say, like, because I used to be in the situation,
I was like, I just had a kick back, relax, take it easy, and then work things out.
Especially if he's been with her for 11 years, like, dude, a homeboy got a good one if she hasn't left him after that.
True.
True.
That is true.
This whole hiding the location, man, everybody here's tripping.
I'm trying to break up a relationship.
I know, exactly.
Don't do that.
That's a bad choice.
Just be respectful, treat the lady right.
She'll take care of you.
And then if you want to go get a peddle going on, well, ask for permission and get a permission slip sign.
Let's go, Rick.
Happy wife, happy life.
You hear that?
You hear that?
Tommy?
Very mature.
Yeah, that was free.
That was good.
That was good.
Better than the whino.
He got all offended.
Somehow you sound more drunk right now.
Tommy, what are you doing?
Right now, I came to get the guys some lunch.
I pulled up right here.
It's 8 in the morning.
At lunch.
Yeah, we start at 4.
Well, you guys start early too.
We started at 4, so it breaks like at 8.30.
Oh, okay.
Welding at that early?
Yeah.
So you go to, you go like.
You get out of work at like 12.
Yeah, I got out of work at 12.30, and that's when I hit all my, like, side business.
Okay, question.
What time does your girl work?
She works from, like, a regular 8 to 5.
Okay.
So she sees that you're free from 12 to 5.
Yes.
And then she's like, within these hours, I don't know what in the world he's going to get into.
No, he knows what he's getting into.
He's getting into alcohol.
Yeah, but she doesn't know where.
Why?
Whoa.
You didn't say no
I have a three-pack here and there
I thought you only drink two
And it's probably the talk cans too
Yes three pack of talk cans
With the customers
But I don't drink and drive
Good
Good good
Tommy
Let's start by
Drinking a little less
Tommy just keep your location on
You're gonna probably get it more
fights. It comes with the territory of having a partner like that and also your past.
So it makes sense. Enjoy that. You know she loves you. Say something nice about your girl that lives in
Claremont that has a man that has a little drinking issue and a sharing locations issue.
Something happened at Wienersnitzel. Also, he seems really crazy to you. Yeah. Say something nice about her.
Say something nice about her. Oh, she knows. I love her. I saw that every day. She's my little
chunker-punker, who I call her.
That's so cute.
That's a silly.
If you live in Claire Ma and your man, calls you chunker-punker.
That's so specific.
You my little chunker-punker.
Okay.
Bye, bro.
Have a good day.
Tommy.
Come tomorrow.
Hey, Tommy, cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers, bro.
I know you got one.
Pariva.
To be.
To go.
To be a bo'o.
To center.
Go center.
Look, if you want to turn up at Kendrick Lamar and this sold-out show, we have your tickets right now, right now.
But you got to earn them, okay?
By the way, we have them at 9 a.m. 2.
And tomorrow, we're going to be live from the city of Monobello, Conchas Cafe.
All right?
We're going to have those tickets with us.
Yes, we will.
That's your chance to win tickets.
All right?
Showing up alone does not make you win the tickets.
Just showing up doesn't make you win the tickets either.
That's why you have to be very careful with verbiage.
Yeah.
Do I show up?
Your last chance to win tickets.
Well, la.
Okay?
Win chance.
Tomorrow.
We're broadcasting live.
We say get there early.
We get there like around 5.30.
Last time we did this for the pop-out, line was already long.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just be ready.
And then come say what's up to.
And then eat good food.
Yes.
Yeah.
Our guy, Tommy, please.
There is a bar.
Stay away, stay away, Tommy.
We'll pull up.
We'll pull up.
We'll pull up.
Bring your, what, muncher, chuncher.
Chunker.
Punker.
Chunker punkers.
Chunker punker.
Chunker punker.
How much chunk put it.
Chunker punk and a chunker.
Yeah.
All right.
Edgar.
We got Edgar in Corona.
What's up, Edgar?
Edgar.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Hi, Edgar.
Here.
Edgar.
It said you passed Umberto's test to get to us.
What test did he give you?
It was a hard one.
What do you say?
It was if I was a Kendrick K-dot fan.
and I had a chat GPT too real quick
What's kidding
What was your question
Name what's on
All right
What's it?
Name a Kendrick song
BNA
Okay
All right
I think Chad GPT was it
The top ten
Yeah
All right
Well you're never gonna about to spin the wheel
Different categories on the wheel bro
Depending on where it lands
on you also have to earn these tickets, okay?
That was just your first round with Umberto.
All right?
And you can't cheat chat, GPT, your way out of this.
Nope.
Yeah.
Should I go over the categories?
Yes, go over the categories.
Quickly, though.
First category is true or false, where I, Maximil, will read a question and you have to answer
if it's true or false.
Next category is stadium trivia.
Where I, Rose Cranz, Vic, will ask you trivia about the stadiums in L.A.
This is not doing it fast, but...
In L.A.
The next category is Busted!
Food Trivia.
Food trivia.
No, food time limit.
You're going to have to list five things after I tell you what the category is.
Boom.
The next category is finish the lyric.
Yeah, it's trying to play a clip.
You have a clip and then you finish the lyric.
And then the next one is snippet of a song where I, Greg, play a sip of a song.
You get to guess what song that is by Kendrick Lamar?
Boom.
All right.
You guys talking fast doesn't make it like going by fast.
I know, but she didn't mean that.
I mean like, hey, there's categories.
One is mustard.
One is, well, we don't have to pass to everybody.
I thought we're doing it.
I thought we're doing the tradition.
Like if he lands on through a false word.
It would be traditional.
Unless I said, do it fast.
Ready?
Mm-hmm.
Sorry.
All right, Edgar.
We're spinning the wheel.
It's all loud today.
Wow.
Let's go.
Still spinning.
Just keep spinning.
Ooh.
Snip it of a song.
All right.
All right, check this out, bro.
Our guy Greg, he's going to play snippet of a Kendrick Lamar song, okay?
Mm-hmm.
Once he stops, you have five seconds to tell us,
what the name of that song is, all right?
All right.
All right.
You got this, bro.
You already knew DNA was a Kendrick song, so you got this, bro.
I believe in you.
Go ahead, brother.
I'm snatching chains and burning tattoos.
It's up.
Lost too many soldiers.
Not to play it safe.
If he wants to.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
Like that.
One.
Congratulations.
Yes.
You are a Kendrick fan.
I can tell.
And I want you to know that song, spoiler.
He plays that song.
at the concert and it's so turn.
It's so turned.
You're going to enjoy it.
You're going to have a blast.
Congratulations, bro.
Thank you.
Let's go.
He's so excited.
He's so excited.
Yeah, he's growing.
He couldn't hold his emotion.
Thanks.
Yippie.
Thanks.
Some people are just like that.
You just got to like chalk it up as some people are just like that.
This is great.
Yeah.
He's not going to stand at all the whole show.
He'd be like that, dude, that's it.
Yeah, but he's having fun.
Yeah, and then after he's going to say, I'm bursting with excitement.
I can't believe I just saw that live.
That was phenomenal.
Okay.
Connected like I'm rosecrans.
Rosecrans.
The word is, W.W.E. star, Roman Raines is jumping in the Hollywood arena.
Tribal T.
What?
That's right.
So former WWE world champion, Roman Raines, has been.
cast it to play a character in the live action street fighter movie.
Is this the dude that looks like he was a bad guy in Harry Potter, right?
He has the white blonde hair?
No.
No.
Oh, which one is that one?
This is, you're acknowledging your tribal chief.
Yeah.
Yes.
No, which one's the one that has a white blonde hair?
There's a lot of them.
Blonde hair.
Yeah, it looks like Draco Malfoy.
Holy Edge?
No.
No, it's like one of the new ones.
Does this guy have blonde hair?
No, he has black hair.
Oh.
Which one has blonde hair?
Who did you say, Drake?
Oh, she's talking about Rhodes.
Cody Rhodes.
Yeah.
Why y'all acting crazy?
Sorry, no, no.
Right?
Cody Rhodes is like...
Sorry, Cody Rhodes has been off TV for like two months.
I forgot about him.
He has these blonde hair, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes, Cody Rhodes does.
Roman Reigns, however, he's a cousin of the rock.
Yes, he's a part of the family.
Yeah, he's part of the bloodline, right?
And in this movie, he will be playing Akuma, who is the younger brother of
Guken, who is Raiu and Ken's master.
If you ever played streetfighter,
Ryun and Ken are like the main characters.
They're the ones who do like all the action and stuff like that.
And Gokin is actually reportedly going to be played by Jason Mamoa,
aka Aquaman.
Wow.
Oh, and they look alike.
They look alike.
They always get confused for each other.
I thought that was in the WWB.
They have shoulder length curly hair.
Yeah, that's how I.
And they're super buff and they've had a bunch of tattoos.
Him playing Akuma is so fire.
Yes.
And so...
Akuma is the one that does what sound.
Akuma.
Akuma.
No.
Or like, what's the...
He's not that popular of a character.
He's more of like an alternate.
So like the alternate main boss is like bison.
And it's like if you beat him, you can beat Akuma.
It's kind of like...
I'm not sure if it was Street Fighter 2 or 3 that he came out.
He wasn't part of like the original...
It was Street Fighter 2.
Yeah.
Oh, that's fine.
Who's playing Blanca is all I want to know.
Well, they also said Jason Lamo might play Blanca.
So they're trying to decide whether he's going to play.
Guken or Blanca.
Like kind of still up in the air.
Things are kind of up in the air, but Roman Raines is going to be cast for this.
And now this is like his first big step into Hollywood.
He was in a Fast and the Furious movie with The Rock.
True.
It was a short role though.
It was very short.
It was probably like a two minute long roll.
It was just kind of like getting his feet wet.
But in this storyline, however, Akuma is the Rain's character.
He actually kills Gokin.
So it would be crazy to see that, to see like Roman Rainer.
and Jason Mamoa go head to head fighting each other.
It's cool seeing him kind of follow the Rock's like route, like a similar route,
because a lot of the wrestlers end up doing this.
But is he following the route or is he coming for the Rock spot?
But a lot of people don't like The Rock being an actor.
He's not bad.
As a movie actor, it depends.
Have you seen that movie where he's a big?
Where he's a fairy?
Yes.
Yeah, wasn't bad.
That was a two fairy, though?
In Moana, Incredible.
Walking tall?
He's just talking crazy.
Yeah, he's also going to be the live action one.
I don't know.
True.
Would you guys be mad if your cousin followed you to do everything you're doing?
Would you get a little annoyed?
This is his real life cousin.
The Rock has a real life cousin that is doing wrestling like him and now is going into movies like him.
Into movies into Hollywood.
It's going to work because he has hair.
Because he has hair.
He's not going to take the rolls of the Rock.
He's not going to take the rolls of the Rock.
He's going to take Momoa's roles.
No.
This is action like live, like a movie action star.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't think it has anything to do it like his.
Yeah, because the rock can't play a kuma.
Because sometimes you want like a bald one.
That's not true.
And sometimes you want a hairy one.
That's not true because the rock played the Scorpion King who had the long hair.
Oh, he did.
Yes, he did.
Yeah, that was, too his cousin didn't exist.
Exactly.
But now.
And also Jason Mimosa didn't exist either.
True.
Because they wouldn't have, the Rock wouldn't have been in.
He is the Scorpion team.
He's going to take his Chapu line too.
He might take the Papuie or whatever they called.
They should just do a Scorpion King where all three of them battled it out for the real king.
That would be.
That would be awesome.
They just throw concrete in there too because he looks like him.
The long hair.
Here you go.
Talking about our ex.
I'm kidding.
Congre's going to spin the block with us just like Ruth did with Greg.
Oh my God.
Concrete is like the Roman rain that drinks more beer.
Concrete's for sure the cousin that's like, hey, what's up?
Let me take your jobs.
You guys don't want them?
No.
You don't want them, bro.
Shout out, Cod.
That joke was a.
Perfect
All right
Street Fighter is
Hadoakin, right?
I cannot wait
I wanted to get into street fighter talk
but I didn't want to distract you guys
All right?
Blanca, what's Blanca saying?
It's Hadoquin, right?
No, it's not Blanca.
Blanca is the one that's like
punching people really fast
and he has orange hair
and he's green.
Yeah, and then he does the electricity.
Yes, yeah.
Yeah.
He doesn't do a Hadoquette.
No, that's Rai, you and Ken.
Yeah, he does the, where he
like conserves his energy
and then electric shock.
And then there's a fool with like
The long legs and arms.
Yes.
Yoga Flame.
Do it again, do it again?
That's a yoga flame.
Yeah.
He was great.
That was my favorite character.
All right.
Who is this one from?
Choose your fighter.
Is that?
That's at the beginning.
What is that Street Fighter?
Yeah, that's Street Fighter.
And then it was the girl,
is the one where the girls are all up.
Chen Li.
Yeah, Chen Li.
Chat on Nick Minna.
She's always hard beat.
Chen Lee is thick.
She's been thick since the 90s.
All right.
So who should play Chen Lee?
Oh, I got a.
ideas.
Okay.
Sunni Lee.
She's an Olympian.
Oh.
The one that's always courts at the Knit Games?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
You post her.
You post it.
Oh, my gosh.
Hired.
Hired.
You got it.
You got the job.
That's right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Look, Drake addresses the Drake curse, y'all.
Look, Drake says the Drake curse does not exist.
So for those who don't know, people online feel like there's a Drake curse.
When you root for a sports team, they lose.
Yeah.
But Drake said he feels vindicated that a curse doesn't exist
because the Toronto Raptors won an NBA championship in 2019
while he was rooting for the team.
He was actually a part of the team as like a special advisor at that time.
Question Victor for you.
Yes.
Teams have lost when he roots for them though, right?
Yes.
Like that doesn't come out of nowhere.
No, not at all.
Especially lately, he's been really into sports gambling.
And a lot of times he puts his bets on teams publicly.
Like he'll pose his betting slip.
I'm going for this team.
And he's going for this team.
This is going to happen.
That, da, da, da, da.
And he loses a lot.
lot of the times.
Yeah.
His wins versus losses is terrible.
Yeah, the ratio is really bad.
He has more losses than wins.
Exactly.
But he also addressed this too.
And he said he's not addicted to gambling like everybody thinks he is.
Listen to this.
Enough of the steakposts.
Enough of the state posts.
What are you?
What are you some sort of gambling addict?
Am I a gambling addict?
Yeah.
I'm addicted to being signed of the biggest gambling company in the world.
Literally stacking up free rackades watching my right handman skirt off.
Ferrari F12. You're right. I'm absolutely addicted to blessing my family and friends pulling up with a
Steph Curry pad, a 30 clip to a bus station giving it to somebody that's probably been working
an 80-hour work week. Shout out to all the healthcare workers and the single moms. Yeah, I'm addicted
for sure. I'm addicted to running it up until I'm the president of Canada. We don't even have a
president, so you do the math on that when you test that it got some. Okay, girl.
He's trying to be sarcastic and say, yeah, I'm addicted to gambling because of this.
And he just proved how addicted he really is.
Yeah. But why is he talking like that?
He's sassy.
He's Canadian.
Super sassy.
Do you guys think Drake is addicted to gambling?
Yeah.
Have you seen the gap with the bets that he does?
He'll do like a $10 million bet, $20 million bread.
And when they hit, it's like, you win $100 million.
What?
And he gives money away, too, to people.
When has he won $100 million?
Yeah.
He's won like a lot of different times.
I've only seen him lose, honestly.
No, he's not in that audience too, you know?
True, true, true, because he probably does have wins or whatever.
There's one where he's like on a private plane and he wins like $15 million, I think, or something.
But what does this have to do with the Drake Curse?
He evens, well, he just said that when he bets on team, sometimes they win.
But he said, he actually said, I am a flaw sports better.
And he said, I will not deny that.
That's not my gift.
I'll let everybody roll with it.
He said, I'm sure if you're a Drake Curse believer, there will be plenty more content.
in the future to confirm your theories because my slips do not cash out, but one day I'm
going to have a parlay that's insane.
That last part proves that he's a gambling addict.
He's like, one day I'm going to hit it big.
And I'm going to hit it so hard.
That means he's done parleyes that are crazy and he's lost.
Every parlay better says that.
I'm going to hit this parlay right here.
I'm going to take everybody out the hood.
Everybody's like, it's going to be rich.
Yeah.
But he actually just rooted for the Toronto Maple Leafs.
And they lost in game seven last week.
He just proved that the Drake cruise does exist.
Literally.
Yeah.
And he's addicted.
So, yeah, there's that.
Hey, and Sambra Sala with Angie.
Michelle Obama is out here wilding, you guys.
So she's married to Barack Obama.
We all know that.
Of course.
Yes, we call our couple.
But apparently, she's out here fantasizing being single, okay?
Oh.
I know.
I don't think anyone's going to actually want to hear their girl say,
who it will if I was single.
But get this.
So I don't know if you guys are aware about like Airbnb,
like the CEO, his name is Brian Chesky, right?
Never knew that.
Okay.
So his name is Brian Chesky and apparently now just like maybe a couple of days ago,
he made it available where you can actually rent his Airbnb, right?
His house and you can stay with him and his dog.
Michelle Obama heard about this and was talking to Brian and was saying like,
ooh, Brian, if I was single, listen.
You know, I have to say, Brian, if I'm a single girl out there,
and I find out that Brian Chesky is single and I can like stay in its house.
Have you ever right to the relationship?
Brian, you don't try to set me up before.
So yeah, I'm very, I'm very invested in Brian's love life.
Imagine listening.
It's not fantasizing about him.
But she's saying like if I was single, if I was a single lady.
No, that's not what she said.
No.
No, no, no, no, sorry, baby girl.
That's not what she said.
She said, if I'm a single girl out there, like, if, like, she's not talking about herself.
Yeah.
She's like, I would hurry up and get this deal where you could be with my guy Brian.
Exactly.
She's pretty much giving game to girls that are single.
Like, hey, you have an opportunity to change your life if you make this man fall in love with you.
If I'm a single girl, I'm taking this opportunity.
And then he's like, yeah, she always tries to hook me up with people.
Yeah.
No, I still don't like it.
I still think she did too much.
Yeah, I'll be taking it the wrong way.
No, but it's not.
I took it the wrong way.
It's not.
I didn't say if I was a single girl.
That's saying that she's saying, like, if I wasn't with Barack, I'd be with you.
That's not what she's saying.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, but I still don't like it.
Like, I don't like these scenarios, these, like, made up things.
If I was a bumblebee, can I sting you?
Like, no, I don't know.
She's also not saying that.
No, because it's also not her speaking on this situation randomly.
I know.
She's talking to Brian.
Okay, but the empire.
Yeah, she's talking to Brian.
He's right there.
That's like when we're interviewing someone, right?
and we're like, yeah, if I'm out there, like, if I was out there, I would, like, go listen to this album or whatever.
Like, if I'm in a thing, if I'm in a rut, Coswee James or whatever.
It's not so much that part to me.
No, but that's how she's doing it.
Yes, but at the end where she says, I'm very invested in Bryant's love life.
I don't like that part.
That's for me.
That'll be too far.
That is a little odd.
But I think she meant it.
Not the main part that she said about the single girls.
Yes, I understand that that's different.
But the end is too much.
Mm-mm.
What do you mean?
you're invested in Brian's relationship.
Well, they are, okay, so they're all part of this 1% of the world, right?
All these people know each other.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, him and Stephen Baldwin.
So it's like a small circle, not in Alex.
Somehow she knows them because he's like, yeah, she's tried to hook me up with people before.
And then she's like, yeah, I'm invested in his love life.
I want him to find a partner.
Yeah, she's trying to cover me.
I respectfully, I wanted you to find a partner for a very long time.
Still want this one to find him.
I've expressed it.
Also, her expressing this means that she wants free Airbnbs for life.
But she can afford it.
It's different.
Even if you can afford it, once that cleaning fee hits, you're like, oh.
Oh, that's a little different.
It's the whole singles part.
Like, it's just, it's making it seem like, oh, if I was single.
It just shows me people hate anything she says.
Because she's there, she definitely, and it's semantics.
You're arguing over, like, little words.
But her, she didn't say, if I was single, I would.
Yeah, she said if I was a single girl.
No, he, you're saying, you're, I'm going to play.
Let me play.
To the end, to the end.
Brian, if I'm a single girl out there.
That's not if I was single.
Brian Chesky is single and I can like stay in its house.
Have you ever?
There you ever.
Brian, you don't try to set me up before.
So yeah, I'm very, I'm very invested in Brian's love life.
Yeah, he said I appreciate it.
She should have said if you're a single girl.
No, she's trying to.
She's like out there saying like, hey, if I'm out there listening and I'm a single girl.
girl and I want like I want to I would take advantage of this opportunity of waking up with him and
she's speaking in present tense but she's speaking at it's a seller's type of point it's an assist
bro when she's trying to give an assist like that okay because I took it as like she's fantasizing
being single you can be upset at it however that narrative that she's wanting to be single and that's
not what she did and there's no better assist than a girl giving you the assist yeah for a dude
Like when a girl gives you the assist, you already brought the defenses down.
Girls are the best wing men.
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
That's what the guy is upset.
Fair point.
I'm just not cool with anybody, like my girl being invested in somebody else's love life.
Very invested.
Very invested.
I don't like that.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I love you.
What about if you also knew the guy?
Like, you guys were friends with that guy.
Would that make it okay?
And it was like, oh.
like we want you to get like a partner.
Yeah.
If there was an understanding.
Yeah, I guess so.
Because then we could like double date or whatever.
It was like a good friend of ours that just like has bad luck with women or something.
Okay, I get that.
But we don't have all that context.
I just am just like if I'm just like, why you like if we don't know Brian, me and my girl.
And I'm like what the hell you invested in Brian's love life for?
What the hell?
I don't think we know that.
Yeah.
We don't know.
Because for example like all right like me, right.
I don't I wouldn't ever express it in this way.
But like my girl's best friend.
Yes.
Like that's my girl's best friend.
and when she has like dudes or whatever,
in a sense,
I'm invested in looking out for her to make good choices,
like to look out for herself, her best interests.
That's something that you're going to outright say.
I'm not going to be like,
I'm looking out for your love life.
Like, I'm not going to say that,
but in the back of my mind,
I know that I look out for her in that sense
because I want her to be good.
I guess and not caping for Michelle in this at all,
but the conversation seems playful
and that I get how you're taking it.
Yeah.
But also it seems.
It seems like it's not as serious.
I don't think she's really invested in his love life.
I think she tries to hook him up all the time.
And so he's like, Dan, she's always trying to hook him.
Yeah, I'm so invested in his love life.
It seems more of a playful statement than it does as like, yeah, I really want you to find love, bro.
I'm really invested in your love life.
I read what's going on with you, like, I don't know, like a magazine.
They both seem like they're playing off of each other.
They're all homies.
This is the podcast, What's Her Face Does With Her Brother.
Yeah.
Michelle Bama does with her brother.
And then this is their guest.
So he's saying like, yeah, she tries to hook me up all the time.
It just sounds more playful than how serious.
Either they're trying to flip it as her saying she wants to be single.
And, oh, she's invested in this.
My girl is not to be playful with another man.
Yeah.
Hey, that could be a thing.
That could definitely be a thing.
Yes.
But if she knew that you had breastfeeding videos on your algorithm for research.
I don't know who put that there.
Mark Zuckerberg.
I'm going to find out.
What you're doing?
Let it go both ways.
Let it go both ways.
Mark Zuckerberg is hacking my phone and I want to talk about a homey help line tomorrow.
And then like I'm looking up his like circle of friends is Barack Arnold.
You're talking about Brian.
Brian, the CEO of Open AI, Jimmy Kimmel.
So his circle of friends is like rich.
Rich.
You know what I'm invested in my?
I'm invested in him removing the cleaning fee.
Yeah.
Well, in this one.
Very invested.
Maybe she's pitching to the.
the wrong.
Yeah, I think so.
Proud.
Yeah.
I think that's the problem.
So now is your art,
now how do you feel?
Is it better?
I think I have a little playful friend.
We're all invested in our friends love life.
You'll spend time with me and Sophie,
my golden retriever.
Yes.
I share stories from the early days or you can relax in your suite.
Decorated with some of the favorite,
my favorite pieces from Airbnb history.
This guy's not a threat.
Yeah, that's fine.
Go ahead.
Your girl can be friends with the friend.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, yeah, they could go out to lunch.
Any of your Airbnb?
Go ahead.
Brunch?
Go ahead.
People are such haters, man.
I get it, though.
Let her live, man.
Because I saw the commentary online, too.
Like, like, Barack is the coolest dude, too.
The coolest guy of all time.
He's watching basketball.
He makes playlist.
He's like, go ahead, Michelle.
Go do your podcast.
Leave me alone.
I'm trying to watch the finals.
Loki did see, it was kind of weird.
You'll be served six cup.
cups of coffee before noon.
That's a lot.
That's a lot of coffee.
We will work out together until,
I don't know.
Something sounds weird here.
Bro, they want him to date so bad.
They have to make it an Airbnb pitch.
Yeah.
Must be real bad.
I promise you.
Okay, actually, you know what?
He probably makes you clean the table after the date.
You'll be on a short walk just from the beautiful part.
I was actually trying to find dates to see, like, oh, how much they charge.
You can't book anything until, like, next year of, like,
2027 or something.
Yeah.
Well, people are pitching themselves already.
Maybe it worked.
I don't know.
Or maybe it's a regal case waiting to happen.
Yeah, that's all right.
Just saying, the time we live in.
Thank you, Angie.
All right, that's it for Sondra Salab brought to you by a local Southern California, Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
I'm Parwanis.
