Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 479 His Son Is The Church PLAYER 😂! Live From Concha's Cafe in Montebello! | Brown Bag Mornings (05/23/25)

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

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Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown bag, the better. Come on. Brown bag mornings live from Concha's Cafe and Montebello, with your last chance to win sold out Kendrick Lamar and Cizza tickets. 5-106. It's Friday, baby!

Yeah! We're here in the city of Monteverio. I'm kidding. We're here. We're here in the city of Montebello right now. We're at Concha's Cafe. We're about to let the people that have been waiting outside to further chance at Kendrick Lamar tickets. Bro, they've been here.

We're about to let them in. They've been here since 8.8 p.m. some people. Yeah. Last night. Oh, yeah. We had to tell the owner art. Please don't call the cops. Please do not.

Not someone trying to sleep outside. I swear, they just want tickets, all right? They're freezing their conchas off. For real. There's somebody that tagged me at 2.36 a.m. Camp out outside. I love it. That's too early.

It's funny because someone actually DM me saying, like, I started camping out at 236 p.m. Wow. That's funny. That's not going to win them the ticket. No, I hope they were. They got to earn them. We have your shot at tickets, okay? And we're going to have a blast here at Concha's Cafe.

Already, the breakfast is incredible. You need to try the brown bag latte, you guys. We got our own latte. It's delicious. At Concha's Cafe. And it's going to be a blast all morning long. We're going to have a Concha eating contest. We're going to have a squabble-up dance contest.

It's going to be great. All for what? for Kendrick Lamar and Siza at their sofa, sold out stadium tour tonight and tomorrow night, all right? It's going to be a blast. We have your tickets. Make sure, wait, if you want to meet us, if you want to hang out,

if you want your chance at tickets, come on through to Monabella. I'm going to give you the address right now. 1813 West Whittier Boulevard, Monabello, okay? That's 1813 West Whittier Boulevard in Monabello. Right now, though, let's get into it. Don't you know I'm local. What's up?

This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right, man. It's Memorial Day weekend, a.k.a. traffic. El Trofico, for real. Let me. Don't remind me. Forget L-AFC versus Galaxy. The real El Trifico is the traffic that's going to go down.

However, there seem to be some hacks on when to leave. When it's these crazy weekends like this, do you guys leave at any time? Clearly the day before would be the best. That's why our producer Ramona and our videographer, Jose, they both dipped conveniently at the same day yesterday. They eloped. Thursdays would be not like that because she has a man and he has a blow up, though. Oh, yes, yeah. They eloped separately.

Yeah, they separately eloped. And eloped we learned yesterday means just someone that leaves, right? Do you guys have your own hacks of when to be traffic? Leave three hours before. Nice. That's it. Yeah, I always try to leave as early as possible. Just zoom out.

That always sounds amazing. Yeah, my hack is to plan to leave at five and really leave at eight. That's usually what happens every time. I'm not understanding 5 p.m. and really leave. No, usually I'm like, I'm going to leave at 5 in the morning. I'm going to get up early. End up leaving the house around 8 a.m. You know what I'm saying?

But it was a good try, and then you run into traffic. I don't actually don't have a hack. I have an anti-hack. You try. He tries. He thinks for the best. Okay, so to avoid congestion, officials are recommending traveling, again,

Thursday before noon, Friday before 11 a.m. Saturday before noon. Once you hit that noon time, yes, it's time. Sunday before one and Monday before two because this is a long weekend. Monday we have off some of us. So just make sure that you're careful out there. You try to plan ahead. You're not stuck in that gridlock traffic that we're expecting.

And isn't going to be hot outside. I hope you have AC in your car. Yes. It's messed up. I think you should just expect traffic wherever you go now, no matter what time it is. Regardless. Yeah, regardless. Is anywhere there's traffic?

Oh, yeah. And just so you know, if you're planning on going to either Las Vegas, San Diego, California Central Coast, or national parks such as the Grand Canyon, So is everybody else. So just know if these are any of your destinations for this weekend. I thought that was an original idea. No, it's not. No, it's not.

That's going to be the traffic area. Everybody's copying me. Everybody caught on. All right. That was your heads up. You're probably still going to be in traffic, but at least gave you the heads up that if you leave before noon on any of these days, you might get the best chance of getting there the soonest. Best hack is probably just prepare a good playlist or tune into Power 106.

Yeah, or listen to our podcast. That too. At 12 p.m. every day. Yeah, just do that because you're probably going to sit in traffic. Or make your girl drive and take a nap. Oh, I love that one. That's what you do, Maxie. You wake up there.

You wake up there and she wakes up in a fight. Forget your driver's license so she has to drive. Oh, how about that one? Passenger king. No. No, don't do that. That was your girl. That was don't you know I'm local.

Thank you. The homie Gregorio Hold on, we are live in the city of Montebello As our fans are coming in Good morning, you guys Good morning Good morning We are broadcasting live

From Concha's Cafe You could still make it out here But you might have to squabble up Because there's been people in line Since 8 p.m. Okay, last night Last night All right

Grogio I hope all their friends told them Have a good night You know, last night Before they go to sleep Wait, what do you mean? No?

Any of you tell your friends Good night before you go to sleep Anybody, anybody. Good night, homie, sweet dreams, I say? Yes, sweet dreams, good night. I don't know what is this. No. You say good night to your friends?

I thought I'm on the phone call. I do. Well, on the phone call is different. There's a new trend that's going on right now where people are calling up their homies and telling them, I'm just telling you, good night. That's all they want to tell their home night. If your homie were to hit you up at like 10 p.m. Yeah.

Hey, Vick, what's up? What's up, bro? I just want to say good night. Bro, I hope you have sweet dreams. What are you thinking? Thanks, homie, homie tight. Let me play you Hold me tight

I'm gonna play an example How one sounds like this Okay Yeah I just want to call and say Good night I'm going to sleep Alright, all right You deserve it

Alright That's it That's it This is the new trend This is the new trend No this is it That's what everybody's doing Because they don't know

When the last time They got a good night call From their friends From their homies Oh just anybody period Yeah I mean I have nobody To call me

Anyway I don't feel bad for you Why not? You're a piece of Mm Two girls. Yeah. See you?

Yeah? You want that good night after that? I want it from the homies, not them. Okay. Whoa. He wants a good night from you, bro. Tell him. Tell him.

Tell him right now. I was going to call them last night, but I left the club and I was like, I think it's too late. Oh, you should have, bro. I think it's too late. What would you have told me? Yeah, pretend, pretend. I hope we make it on time tomorrow, bro, because I'm at the club and I've had too many drinks. So good night.

And I've been here. Good night. Please wake me up. Yeah. Whoa. What about you? Well, you're the men in this crew. Do you not tell your homies good night?

I don't tell my homies goodnight, but I wouldn't be opposed to it. You know what I'm saying? If I haven't seen them in a while, like, hey, good night, homie. Hey, you too. I say, like, don't let the bed bugs bite. My dog. Nah. Would you feel weird if your homie is calling you for a good night?

Well, if they weren't trolling me, then I'll be like, whoa, whoa, you know. Like, maybe we should create some space. It's a genuine distance between us. If it was just random, like, hey, I just call you and say good night. I'd be like, all. bro. Yeah, you could? Yeah.

Is this a cry out for help? Yeah. Yeah, I think like something's wrong with them. Yeah. I'll be like, you're good? And then they'll probably be like, all right, cool. And then now I'll be like, all right, see, hit me tomorrow. Yeah.

That's what I say. Hit me tomorrow. Like the homies are the good morning. The good morning. Oh, yeah. It's always in the chat. True. We can tell the homies good morning, but not good night.

It's double standard. Yeah, that's kind of weird. Double standard. It's us if you tell him good night. Yeah, because if you tell a homie and you tell a homie and you tell a homie and you be telling them like, hey, good morning, top of the top, whatever. Like, before you get to like whatever you're about to ask them for. It just feels energy.

That's nice. You know what I'm saying? That's good manners. But if you tell them good night. Yeah, you're thinking about your home at nighttime. That's what's going through my. Yeah, it's because you're thinking about them at night. Angie, when you tell, uh, let's be good night?

I don't. I know. I never say, I don't even say my parents good night. Yeah, but I feel like me and Angie say I love you to each other all the time. Yeah, so you've never called her to say good night? No. Angie? If we're texting, we'll say good night and I love you.

Or like if I leave her house, I'll be like, I'm home now. And then she'd be like, okay, good. That's normal. I love you. Well, you guys have better, friendship. Boring. Get a room. Get a room.

All right. We are together. No kid. Yeah. All right. Look, thank you for that. Thank you for the trend. Make it okay to tell your homies good night.

Apparently. Normalize good nights to your homies. Yeah. So if you expect to call at 2 a.m. It's me. No. All right. All right.

I hope my girl believes me. It's just Greg. It's just Greg telling me good night, baby. Yeah. Don't call it back, though. Normalizing saying that to your homies is going to turn into something worse. Yeah.

Babe, why is Pizza Hut saying good night? Hey, I'm going to tell you right now, make some noise if you're here to win sold out Kendrick Lamar tickets. To win sold out Siza tickets. Bro, it's like... Oh, yeah, they're here. People love both.

Yeah. And I'm going to tell you, I went on Wednesday. It feels like you're at two separate concerts, but they're all turned up. So if you love Siza, you're not going to see her drowned out. by Kendrick if you're here if you're there for Kendrick you're gonna turn up just like it was the pop out last June so it's gonna be a great time and we have your tickets and we have some shout-outs

yeah some shout-outs Hugo wants a shout-out and he says maximal give me a shout-out fool that's all he said but you're not maximal that sounds like gangbanging you got to go shout out maximum go hey shout-out oh god great energy great energy eric from downy your mom wants to give you a shout of your mom America. I met her last night at the club. Great. That's cool. It's fine. She came running across the club. Oh my God, can't get my son a shout? I was like, I got you. Kids, you do not want your mom to know Greg C.

No, you don't. You don't want that. That's true. Anyways, Arthur wants to give a shout at. He says, Happy Friday to everybody to the whole Brownback team. I love you guys so much. All right, all right. And then birthday is King Lowe's wants to shout at his twin sister. Sonia. It's our birthday today. And then cheers to another years of wisdom.

Another years of wisdom. Another years of wisdom. I'm just reading what it says right here. He don't have that much wisdom. Maybe he should take another years of English. Anthony wants to shout out his hot wife, Lily. He says, I love you and happy birthday. Have a good day.

Okay. Whoa. All right, Lily. I said, show your wife. Yeah. But anyways, that's her shout-ups. That's our shout-ups online. Hey, where are all the kids here that in Mississippi School makes some noise?

Just the kids. Brough. That's a lot. It's not summer break. It's not. Not yet. I'm calling each and every one of your schools. No, big up to Reza, who's here.

His mom actually gave me the phone number to his elementary school. And she's like, can you call and get him off school? He's already not here. He's already not there. But we will do it. Don't threaten me with a prank call, all right? We should do it. We should.

I'm going to. I'm going to. But look, if you can still make your way down here, if you're in around the city, we are going to give away Kendrick Lamar and Cizza tickets. We're going to have so much fun. outside of being on air, so it's going to be a blast. If you still have time and want to make your way on down here, you can.

All right, Citi and Wadabello, Concha's Cafe. It's 1813 West Woodyer Boulevard. I think I memorized that correctly. I hope I'm right. Let's go. We're going to have a Concha eating cafe. A concha eating contest. Anyone ever tried that?

Yeah. Guys, no. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely.

Definitely. Yes, we have. Just one at a time, though. Yeah. Good. Good. Good. Good.

You're a one-concha eating kind of guy? That's right. I'm talking about the sweetbread, bro. What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They don't all fit at once. Yeah, the pink one.

All right. Simp of the week. Simp of the week. These are the nominees for the simp of the week. Simps. Sip. Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. Gio, L'emxim.

Our first nominee is Lettys little son Louisito. This is not fair. During last weekend, Galaxy versus L.A.F.C. El Trafico happened. It went down. And during that time, L'A.F. Leti and her family is an LASC

family. Yeah, we are. They're committed to the black and gold. Yeah. However. BMO Stadium is great. 32.52 is amazing. Yes. Yeah. But. Oh, the team is great. Yeah.

Team wins. But Luisito's little crush is a Galaxy fan and her family is Galaxy. and he decided to throw on the galaxy shirt and celebrate and betray the family. Yeah. What a little sin. It didn't take much convincing, right?

No, not at all. Mom, Julisa likes Galaxy. We're going for the Galaxy. I was like, hold on. I don't know if you know how serious this is. This is like as serious as what block you live on. Who you go for, right? Pretty much.

So we go and once Galaxy made a goal, clearly it's home for Galaxy. So the whole stadium's turning up. Luisito's having a blast. He's jumping up and down with my friend Nancy. and her daughter, Julisa, and then L-AFC make a goal. And I start jumping up, and I know I'm in visitor. I know it's just going to be me and a few other people.

The way my son looked at me, like, you better sit back down, woman. He's six years old. Yeah. Wow. He's like, you better sit back down. Early symptom. You don't go against my woman, mom. I really feel like later on when we have these homey helplines about my mom versus my girl,

my son Luisito is going to choose the girl. He's going to make you sit in the backseat? Yeah. No. For sure. For sure. For sure. The way that things went down, as the guys in the family, you see it coming already.

But he can't be alone on these nominees. No. No. Our next nominee is NBA player Shy Gildes Alexander, who won the most valuable player of the NBA. MVP? And when accepting his award, he wanted to shout out his MVP. Listen. Listen.

Yeah, I'm a simp. Listen. I'm going to be an MVP of Shamps and I just sent him a lot. I love my wife, Krote. Yes. Oh, yeah. The second. It's okay

But I know Only in Amy Summers Thank you Thought me how to love Bob Sorry I'm so dramatic Thank you for everything you are For me

For our son Arias You were the first person To show me What love really met And I can't wait to spend The rest of this journey called life with you So thank you for everything

I wouldn't be the man I am I wouldn't be the player I am I wouldn't be the father I am without you But thank you for that Wow That's so good for being one of my She showed me love fam.

She didn't cheese me, bro. Okay, these are only two. These are only two nominees. My son or my son in 12 years? Where is he going to get that accent from? But he will be MVP, so that's good. Yeah, there you go. Okay, so he's with his girl for a long time, though.

Six years. High school sweetheart. Right. And then you said there's something else he did besides this. Yes, he actually dedicated his new shoe. which is a converse collab that he has dedicated to the color of her eyes. Oh, I thought it was because she was shooting with him in the gym. No, no, no, no.

Don't do that. You're giving reference to something that someone got checked for. I got confused. No. We love Vanessa Bryant. We love Kobe Bryant. Of course, but not Drake. Let's go.

And the winner. Which take one? Simple the week is. Luisitos. You could ask, Daddy to do a drum roll, bro. You should say drum roll, please. Drum roll please. There we go.

Yeah. And the winner, a Simple the Week is. Luisito. This other guy cried. Yeah, no, I had to keep it in the family. Yeah, I'm glad Luisito made it. Yeah, me too. I thought it was SVA, honestly.

I thought he was going to win MVP and Simper the Week. He's trying to follow the footsteps of his mom, you know, when she went Simper the League. Wait, wait, wait, what? She did win the same of the week. You did. You did. A couple weeks ago. I'm looking at three simps right now. Never. People are six or single moms that have, want nothing to do with him.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Is there anybody behind this? Yesterday, he asked me what my perfume was so that he could buy it for this girl. Oh. Yes. She said I smelled good. I'm still waiting. See?

He's trying to win her back. Don't you start, all right? He wants his girl to smell like you? Huh? Yes. Crazy. Creed, creep, creep, creep, creep, creep. I was not buying it.

It's not buying it. Just kidding. Don't get me sorry on you, Victor. Is there another Victor behind me? Oh, you want to be told. Maybe one that gets posted. All right? And then you, speaking of post.

I get posted like a stamp, right? Speaking of you over there. Yeah. I'm sorry that there is no, like, heart-shaped anything that you can bring your girl and stick your leg up in the air and take a photo. Hey, but wait, wait, wait. Who here has a jersey with their partner's last name? Because I'm married.

Oh, man, I don't got it. Because I'm married. Do you have a Mr. Jordan? I don't. I don't. Only Michael Jordan. No, Lati's the only one that's married here. The Defensora.

Yes. Yes. For all your cases, here we have, Angie. Here in Conchas Cafe. Shut up. Don't see my son. And say that he's taking after his mom, okay?

Really. He's a sim. All right. We have a line of shout-outs. I love this. Live shout-outs. Andrea, who you want to shout out? I want to shout out my girlfriend, Lily.

Hey! Let's go. Get it, girl. I for sure want to shout out her cousin Dahlia, who just got engaged and is also pregnant. Who! Which one came first? Which one came first? The engagement.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Where do that at? Where do that at? Let's go. I heard that before. What's your name, bro? Yeah.

My name's Philip Ramos. I want to shout out my father, Christian Ramos, my brother, Joseph Ramos, my mom, my pops, my girlfriend, Jeline. You just say, what's up to everyone? Let's go. I'm low-key from Yisale. Are they listening right now to the Ramos family? We got the whole family, the whole clan listening.

Yeah. I'm my father. Everyone's up right now. Five o'clock, got to be up for work. Let's make this money. Yes, go. Thank you, bro. Raiders fans.

What's your name? Raiders. I want to give a shout out to my brother-in-law, Ricky, Ricardo, and my sister-in-law, Rebecca, and my beautiful girlfriend, Rosio Valenzuela. Yes! Yes! You see how he talks about his girl, my beautiful girlfriend? Sim!

Sim! Sip! Sip! Sip! What's your name? The Juana Blanco? What city are you from? What city are you from?

California. Nice. Nice. What school did you ditch? Because you definitely need it. because California is not a city. It's okay. Who do you want to shout out?

I want to shout out my mom and my grandma because they do whatever they can because they put a roof over my head, food on my table, and they help me with everything. Wow. That's amazing. It sounds like that's what she tells them every day. That was mouthing along. Good, good time. Hi, my, baby girl.

Jorge, Luis, you're listening? That's how you talk about your mother, okay? Love it. What's up girl? What's your date? Laini vibes. All right, Laini, who you shouting out? Shouting out East Los, Whittier Boulevard. Cruising is not a crime in the house.

Thanks for coming to the boulevard. Yay. We just checked it. We're just checking it. Love it. Love it. What's up, bro? My name is Reza, and I'm shouting out my grandma, Loretta Ventura.

Nice. What do you want to tell your grandma? I love her. Let's go. So nice. Grandma and mom, hurry, pick. One. I'm kidding.

Shout out of your mom too. Yeah, shout out. Your mom's the one that told me she wants me to call your school to get you out of school, right? Yeah. What are we going to say? That I wasn't here today because I'm sick. Okay. All right, we'll do that.

He's really thick. It's because he's sick. Sick kids in here, make some nice. Yeah, there's hell of sick kids. They've got really sick. He's not. Oh, my tongue. Sick, I have a call.

Hey, right now if you're listening and your parent didn't let you come because they said you had school. There's other parents that still did it. Yeah, that's right. You can do it too. They still have a shot. Yeah, baby. We're turning up here at Concha's Cafe.

Everyone has their food. Hey, we just did a Concha eating content. Oh, man. The homie Hoel, man. Captain Concha right there. Bruh. I never seen a concha eating so fast. He's neither.

He swallowed one bite. Now I know what Ari Spice was talking about. Yeah. He's a munch for sure. Yeah. All right. But we got more games on the way. If you still have time to make your way on down here,

Cafe Concha, Coachas Cafe, it's 1813 West Woodyer Boulevard. It feels good. It's a great Friday, man. It's Memorial Day weekend. We'll be turned up. We're having a great time. Some kids got four-day weekends because they do. I know.

Love it. Must be nice. Let's get into Homey Helpline. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your head. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you. The homie helpline. Sandoval needs our help. Sandivall. Sandoval sent us a DM and said, Brown Bag, good morning. So here goes my drama. He said, so growing up, I always went to church in Southgate.

I did my first communion and was baptized all that. As a teen, I stepped away, life did its thing, and here I am now back at church. This time around, it's with my girl, my kids who are from my ex, and I've been with my girl for about two years, and she now has us going to a new church. It's been four months now, and I bring my two sons, eight and 16.

He said, at first, my 16-year-old gave me issues to come, but little by little, he was cool with it. I was happy till I found out why. This little menace was the church player. Awesome. All right? He said, I found out within these four months, he's dated two of these church girls.

He said, and I got a call Monday from one of the parents saying he caught my son and his daughter kissing. Oh, no. He said, I'm low-key proud of him, but embarrassed as well. My girl is pissed, too, because she's saying we're making her look bad, and she grew up there, so everyone knows her. She's telling me I need to handle it, but I really don't know what to do. Should I let it play out, play itself out, and convince my girl to get over it,

or tell my son to stop? I know he's going to be upset, especially since I convinced him to start coming at church. Like, is it bad for him to date at church? Please help Brown Bag. So many questions. So many questions. Why God? Why God? Jesus Christ. Okay. So I'm assuming, loki, this is a Christian church. Because Christian churches have the youth one. Like the youth groups and stuff like that. In it those. Catholics sometimes do, but yeah. Not necessarily. The Christian one is like, while your dad's and moms at church, there's like a youth group where everybody's just playing spin the model for Jesus. So it's normal then? Huh? So it's normal then? I think it is. Apparently. Yeah,

it's kind of normal. I grew up in church. It's like unwritten. For sure. Okay. And it's a little more, you know, for like a teen that grew up there, like you feel like you're kind of going against the grain. Yeah, it makes church thrilling. Oh, wow. Just feel all these things. Okay. So he's bringing his sons to church with his new girl and at first they were resistant. Then he sees, wow, my 60 year old even gets ready, even puts Colon on. He's putting on Colon for Christ. It's crazy. No, no, no, no. He's turning it up for the girls there. He gets a call from the parent. I'm wondering how he reacted to the call from another dad. Because granted, he might think it's cool. Oh, yeah, my son has Riz, right? At church. You hear that kid's, I could say Riz. I'm kidding.

All right. But the dad of the daughter might not feel the same. same way. No, not at all. He's doing that call, like there's a maniac in our church. I feel like Sandoval probably played it like, oh no, I'm just, I'm so disappointed in the son. And then he's looking at his son like, yeah, let's go. And then like, he gets off the phone and he's like, I'm going to tell him how disappointed I am in him. Thank you for calling Mr. So-and-so. And then he gets off, he's like, yeah, my boy, I knew you headed in you. You know what I'm saying? Okay, but then he's still conflicted in saying should I have my son stop because this is also church and this is something that my girl goes to since she was a little kid it might be play play for us it's not for her

so now he's like talk of the town the kid yeah and for her it's like since everybody knows her and it's an intimate space everyone's judging her oh for sure and there's that like guilt you almost feel like she feels like guilt and it's also not her technically her kid right yeah aren't they just doing Bible study is that apparently not no they're probably making comments like, oh, you got a little Rico Suave over there, you know, trying to talk to all the girls, and it's probably affecting her. And also, she doesn't want to hear it.

And it seems like the dad, Sandoval, doesn't actually have a problem with it. He has a problem that his girl has a problem with it. He wants to solve that. He doesn't want to sleep on the couch. His girl and the dad of the little girls, and it seems like the kid is like a little player. Yeah. Because it's not just one, it's a couple.

Yeah, too, right? Okay, so what should he do, all right? This happens to be at church. This is a very judgmental zone. feel free to call him with all your judgments. Yes, please. And if you want to let go of some sins, too, you can totally do your confession live on air. Confess live on air.

And before we move any further, I would just like to round of applause. Our guy, Art, Concha. Art! If you didn't know. It's okay. You're so annoying. Whoa, one shot.

You've got us already. Art. Art. Come here, Art. Art is the owner of Concha's cafe. His last name is actually Concha. Yeah, Concha. And that's his favorite thing.

to eat, ladies. We're at Concha's and we just took a shot. I don't know why. I think we need another one. Start you now! Are you on a shout out anyone? Yeah, I want to shout out

Power 106, Brownback for bringing this to the community. Stay in the community. That's all good. All our businesses. Let's go. Our Concha man is Power 106. Let's get into the homie out line

because we turn it up. I'm turning up. I'm turning up. Yeah. Hold me back. All right, check this out, homie. We need some help.

We need your help. We need a line. I mean phone line. We've got you for. The homie help line. Sandoval's son is scamming it at mass. All right. Sandival, he's been trying to take his son to church for a while.

He was fighting him for it for a while, but now he loves it. Four months in, two girlfriends later, he is the biggest churchgoer in his family. He gets up there. He showers first. Colone, everything. Cologne, combs his hair, everything. He loves it. But Sandalvall's girl is not liking it at all. She's hearing whispers around the church saying, oh, did you see the 16? His kid's a man, yes. Yeah, well, they also got a call. It's not just her. They got a call from another parent. That this kid has been like mac in it on the girls. Yes. And he's on his second one. He's on his second one. He's only a couple months. Yeah.

Every two months, change your girls. The Who does that? That's terrible. That's not in the Bible. No. That's a playbook that you should never touch. Yeah. That's the book of Satan. Okay. But then a dad called him and said, hey, your kids took you know my girl, I don't like it. Yeah. So both that dad and the mom, his girlfriend are saying, you got to do something, talk to him, something. He doesn't know if he should say anything because he actually doesn't feel it a bad thing, but also doesn't know, is it a bad thing to date at church? Yeah, because it's proud of it. We got Leilani in here. Leilani.

Leilani. What do you want to church? What do you got to say to sound about? Discipline your kid? I mean, the first thing that came in my mind is, like, if that was a girl, oh, like, my parents would be, like, you know, really mad at me. Yeah. So there's, like, a double standard right there. It's like, and especially church, like, leave room for Jesus.

But, like, leave room for Jesus. I like that. I like that. Amen, sister. But, like, you know, it's like, your family's there. you want to make a good impression in his church. So, like, you know, tell your kid, hey, chill out. Do it outside the church or something.

But by the way, she is not 10 years old. No, that's what she sounds like. How old are you? 26. Oh, okay, okay, okay, yeah. Just your voice. I thought we were talking to a teen group leader of a church. I'm not sure.

Okay, all right. My voice is very soft. Very interesting. Aw, it's very sweet. I always wanted to call the homie help line because sometimes I'm in the car. I'm like, what are they doing? But, like, finally, I was like, I'm going to take. my opportunity.

Yes. Let's go. I like the leave some room for Jesus. But it seems like he's using Jesus as his wingman. That's probably like, you know, we should study together. Like me and you, can you tell me more about the book of John and stuff like that? If he's doing that, that's kind of bad. No, he wants to be.

That's kind of bad. You know what I'm saying? If he's, like, using that for ulterior motives, I hope he's being genuine about it. And they're just happening to, like, him and the girls are just happening to, like, have chemistry and then go along. I don't think it's too bad that he's doing that, but it is, I can see how if he keeps dating different girls, word is going to get back and it's just going to be all bad.

I think he's changing the meaning of speaking tongues. What? They're 16 maximum. They're not going to listen to you. They're not. I grew up with Laylani. If it was a girl, it would be different. Oh, yeah.

Tis the Bible. The girls get stone for what the guys get seven wives for. So it's just like... We didn't write it. Yeah. Yes, you did. It's a book of all guy names. Guys wrote it.

All right. What's up, baby girl? What's your name and what's your take on Sandelam? My name is Brianna. And as a boy mom, I'm wondering if the dad talked to his daughter. Because she was... Yeah, because she was also kissing the little boy. It takes two to tango.

And why wouldn't you be happy that your daughter met a nice church boy? He's not a nice church boy I don't know He's there for one reason I think because he just got there They're wondering if he is a good church boy Or if he's just there for the benefits But he didn't just get there

His mom was raised there His stepmom So he's new to the church So she's teaching him good things Trying to I see what she's a boy mom I hope for this level of delusion As a boy mom

I hope for this Brianna I love it I love it Because look at these guys These are the little church boys right Yeah They're wrong So the time. Yeah, right.

Yo, he's not a little church boy. Yeah. They're old. Yeah, she knows. That's how Sanana is nowhere near the church. No, but you're right. Both of them should be held accountable little girl and little boy. However, it's a little boy that's jumping from little girl to little girl.

Like, he's popular. Yeah. Yeah, he's very popular. He's like getting with, and I agree, there should be more of like, wow, he believes in God, right? Yeah. Or is he the weapon sent to test them? Or is he studying? Noah's Ark a little too hard and saying I need two of everything.

Yes, that's what it is. Did you meet your man at church? No. No, we used to work at In and Out together. Nice. And then he got in and stayed in, huh? Because you have three. I see three.

Oh, he got that double devil. Animal style, animal style, right? What's your name? Giovanna. Giovanna, what you got to say? I am a Catholic school survivor. You go, you're all, you go, they're going to confess

in the dominoingo those three all three can I get a translation please? Mano in mano they're going to

confess oh girls are good they pray their rosary at night yes we do so they can't expect to put

all those hormones in one building they need sir you need to talk to your son ma'am and sir from the daughter talk to your daughter

educate your kids and just teach them to do right because you can't put all those hormones in one building and not expect like it to get hot

just as Just as someone who survived it And like they said, it's a double standard We used to get in so much trouble We had to wear skirts And they were in hot positions And where did that put us? So just talk to your kids, educate them

Especially as fast as like kids can be Not from either side They have the internet to speed them up So just educate them Wow All right, if you felt judge Welcome to church I'm sure felt judge

Oh, yeah. Oh, do we. I kind of got a pass. Why? Because I'm a Catholic. No, no, no, no, no. It's a whole thing. It's, for sure, Christian Church.

Catholics will never talk about it. True, true. Right, let's go to the phone lines, too. Hey, we got Israel on line 1 from Anaheim. What's up, Israel? Hey, how's it going, guys? Can you hear me? What up, Israel?

So check this out, Sandval. Our guy, or excuse me, check this out, Israel. Our guy, Sandeval, hit us on the DM. He has a son. sons from his previous relationship and he has a new girlfriend. The new girlfriend is inviting them to church. They're getting into it. His 16 year old son from another relationship seems to have caught on really well. He goes with them and he loved it until he got a phone call from another parent that said, hey, your son has been messing around with the girls at the church, my daughter being one of them,

you've got to say something. Now the girlfriend's like, bro, this is the church I've gone to since I was a little kid. I don't want them talking about me. Please say something. So he's wondering, should I tell my son something, is it even a bad thing? Wouldn't it be better because it's someone that also believes in church and it's getting him to there? Or should, like, loki, we change churches. We got to move on from this period.

What would you say, Israel? Okay, so check this out. So, from my perspective, I've been in that situation where obviously you go to church and it's just one of those things that you don't do at church.

Like, obviously, maybe, like, all his friends or, you know, yeah, like, you know, hello? You did it? Well, I'm just saying, like, he doesn't want to confess. You said, your literal call note said, I did this myself. Oh, he dropped. Yeah, he wasn't ready to confess. Wow. He got nervous.

Wow. Yeah. No, but like baby girl said, they're all teens. Yeah. Anywhere could have been the teen mom here. Anywhere could be the area where they're congregating and it's like who wants to play, are you nervous? Seven minutes in heaven.

That's when you lose space for the Lord. You have to remember that. All right. All right. Let's go to Alex in Chicago. Hello, Alex. Alex. Alex.

Alex. What up, guys? Are you Vick's cousin? No, I am not Vick's cousin. Oh, but you know. Oh, why is that like it's offensive? My cousins are cool as high. He would want to to begin with.

Oh, who would want to be Vicks cousin? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. First of all, sir, your mom would want to be my cousin. Because he kisses them. All right. Alex, talk to us. What would you tell Sandra?

All right. All right, look here. In one perspective, you know, obviously, you know, coming from with the dad calling, him about having his son over kicking his daughter. Obviously, you're going to have to address it at some point, right? But let's be real. It's going to happen again.

We all done it. Let's confess right now. We all done it. Maximo, Vic, Greg. I've never done it. Really? He don't know. I heard out that.

What? Oh, dude. All I do at church is give la pass. That's it. You got kicked out. Why did you get kicked out? I kept falling asleep and I, fighting with the priest or whatever they're called. Fighting with the priest.

Alex, your answer is everyone's done it. So let the kids do it or what's the, what's your solution for our guy's animal? Here's the way my dad did it. He was like this. Look here. You got to be respectful. You're in other people's houses. You got to respect what they, what they request.

You know, you can't be passing boundaries. With that being said, don't get caught. Don't get caught. Okay, Alex. That's pretty funny. You give me mixed emotions. You are. Thank you for calling in, Alex.

I appreciate you calling in from Chicago and not being Vick's cousin. Yeah, thank you for that. He's so offended by that. Yeah, I know. Okay, KVR, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106, L.A's number of hip-hop. We're inside the homie helpline. We're trying to help our homie, Sand of all. It's about church.

There's hell of judgment in here, and I'm feeling it. We need to do some kind of Rosario after this. True. But they're going to a new church, his girlfriend's church, his kid from another relationship is also going with them. He's part of like the youth group. However, he's turning up in that youth group. He's getting caused from other parents that his son, his 16-year-old, is low-key, a little player.

And he doesn't know how to handle it. One side, it's a good thing. It's church. At least you're going to know people that are closer to God. True. On the other end, it's like, bro, what are you doing out here? Like, you're making us look crazy. His girlfriend has been at this church forever, like, since.

she was a little girl. So she probably had her first communion there. Her baptism, everything. And so they're like, hey, you got to talk to the 16-year-old. Not to be her first baby shower there, too. You don't have baby showers at church. Whatever they have there. Baptism, you mean?

Same thing. Baptism. I'm going to tell you right now, we're turning up in here inside Gonsascape. Yeah. And shout out to Sinai. Sinai just won a pair of sold-out tickets. So far, we've been away two sold-out pairs, and we got more coming, okay? You can still have to, you still have time to make your way through to Montobello.

Yeah, she does. 18, 13, Westwoodier Boulevard. We're at Gonschac Cafe. And we're turning up, man. They had to go crazy for a Hawaiian dollar. Oh, yeah. They almost squabbled up. Back.

Yeah. Let's get into Homey Helpline. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line.

Sandival needs our help. Sandoval. Sandival's son is going to church. He loves it. It was hard to convince him at first. Now he is the first one up all the time. He's 16 years old and he's dating. He's dated two girls so far in four months. Boy, amenish. Yes. His stepmom has a problem with it and so does one of the dads of the church girls. Yeah. All right. So he said he wants to know if he should let it play itself out. Right. Or if he should, or if it's bad to date a church. Okay. So if your dad came up to when you were 16 saying don't do something,

Would you still do it or would you listen to it? I would say you're back? What? Oh my God. Greg, your dad is in your life to this day. Oh my God, you came back, Dad, finally. Oh, my God. Eli, I'm sorry that he acts like this.

It's true. Bro, there's guys without their dads in their life. You have yours in your life. And mine came back at 16. Okay. The return. Vick and Maximal. If my dad said don't do something at 16?

Yes. You listen. My dad was strict, but I would still, you know, he said don't throw parties in my house. house. And you did? I did. You know what I'm saying?

I would wait till he go out of town and stuff like that. But, um... So you'd be more respectful about it, boundaries. I like that. Try. No, I still did the wrong thing, but try to get away with it. But I mean, I think in this case, like, with Sandoval's son, I feel like he's just making too much noise too fast.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But what about you, Maizimo? I definitely think I would listen, but I probably wouldn't actually listen. Like, I tell him what he wants to hear. Yeah. You're right. and then just be more low-key.

Okay. All right. Yeah. Okay. That was me. Let's go, let's go to the phone lines. Excuse me. We got Jennifer and Montobello on line 5.

Jennifer. Good morning, Jennifer. Jennifer. Good morning and what's good in the brown bag. What's up, Jen? What up, Jen? Why are you not here? We're in your hood.

For real. Dude, I'm telling you, I have never heard of Clinch's Cafe and I've since here, swear, in the hood. Really? It's a new. It's new. It's new. It's new. Yeah.

Oh, okay, well, I didn't even know where it is. I'm ready to go all this thing. So what are your boulevard, girl? Well, lowriders just passed by. All right, tell us. What would you tell Sandal? Okay. First of all, what are they considered dating?

Because it sounds like it's only when they go to church. And what is the dad of the daughter doing that if she is doing, and why is she letting her out of the house like that? And how do we know that these girls aren't maxed on him? I love it. I love it. Blame the woman. I mean, peak United States. Yeah, I mean, come on. It's not fair. I got equal kids. I got four and four. Each different... Like the lady said, you got to educate them. I let you just let them know.

Like, do you want this for the rest of your life? Like something, you know, they're like kids. And what do they consider dating? Yeah, when would you want them to date? I think it's the jumping from one to the other. Yeah. Which might be the issue. Because if you said, hey, Dad, I have a girlfriend and I met her at church. That would be something like, oh, okay, cool.

It's fine. It's more like of the sneakies. It's one time a week. It's one time a week. Unless they go to live, I don't know. Yeah. Thank you so much, Jennifer. Thank you, Jennifer.

Thank you for calling it. It's really tough to hear on her end. It is. Yeah. Just to fly. Like I was saying, I just feel like it is the fact that it's like two girls in. four months. You know what I'm saying? Making a lot of noise when nobody really knows you yet, nobody really knows your character. You know what I'm saying? Like this reminds me of a time where I have a cousin, right? And he's my best cousin's my favorite cousin. I invited him to my best

homie's house. I'm like, bro, you got to meet my best homie come through. So he walked in. He didn't say hi to anybody. He went straight for the fridge, like what they got in the fridge? And I was like, what are you doing? Like, why are you doing that? Like, that's something you can do when you're comfortable. You know what I'm saying? It's like don't make yourself at home just yet. They don't know you yet. They don't know that this is like you're quirky, this is funny, this is your personality, you know what I'm saying? They're just going to be like

who's this weird opening our fridge and doesn't even know us? True. You know what I'm saying? But when does the factor of you're still young, you know, just live life, come into play? I guess when it doesn't involve a whole community of people that are like now barking at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's easier for your school because it's your kids community. Yeah. Here it's like all the adults' communities.

Yeah. I grew up in a church and I went from like five to like 12, 13 years old. So we all grew up together. Yeah. And obviously people have sisters. There was girls and like we, we know, talk to them and everything. But the approach was always different because you knew their dads were scary. Yeah.

So like for us, like we would try to talk to a girl. Like we did it kind of in front of the dad first so they could kind of get a hint. Like a more respectful way. Yeah. Yeah. Which one of your homies have the hottest sister? There's a few. There's a few.

There's a few. There's a few. Okay. Let's go to Randy and Montebello. What's up, Randy? Randy. Randy. Randy.

Randy. Randy. Hello, hello. Good morning, guys. What's up, Randy? All right. I got three things. One, I want to win tickets.

Two, I want to help the homie stand a ball. And three, I want to give a shout out. Okay. All right. It's your show now. Cancel number one. Two out of three. Number one, you're in Monobello.

So come to Concha's Cafe because this is your last chance to win tickets to sold out Kendrick Lamariasa. Number two, definitely. I'm trying to get the tickets. And I want to give a shout to Montembello City. I grew up in Montembello. I wish I was there with you guys right now. But I got to be at work, unfortunately. Ah, okay, okay.

But, yeah, as far as the Sanibal and the kid, I mean, the kids are going to get their scam on anyway. they're going to do it, but I would say just be cool with it, but check their grades, make sure they're doing good in school, make sure they're doing what they got to do, and then give them a little freedom, because, you know, I mean, that's part of growing up. Got it. If you have an F, you can't have thrown in church. Makes sense. Yeah, I like that.

All right, and who's your shout-out to, Randy? Well, shout-outs to Montabello High School. I'm old school. I'm an OG from there. Let's go. to shout to Montobello wrestling, class of 95. Nice. And, yeah.

I grew up there. I hope some of my friends are listening right now. Let's go, Randy. Uh, where'd you, where'd you leave Monabello for? Where did I leave? Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean, like, when did I move from there?

No, like, where did you move to? I live in Rosemey now, but I grew up in Montabello. Okay. All right. Yeah, not, not far, but, uh, yeah, I'm still around. My daughter actually goes to, Marabarado High School right now. Oh, nice.

Oh, nice. Thank you for calling and Randy. And, yeah, I guess they'll do it regardless. That's true. But make sure you check their grades. Yeah. Priorities. That's wow.

I don't know. Joy, let's go to Joy in Pasadena. What's up, Joy, Line 7. Joy, when does Diaz, Joy? Hi, how's it going? Amazing. Joy, talk to us. What would you tell Sandoval?

His son, his 16-year-old son, is playing around at church where his new girlfriend kind of introduced them to everybody. Sandelval's new girlfriend, they're getting calls from the parents that this kid still is like hopping from one girl to another within the youth church and they're really upset about it. He wants to know what he should say because shouldn't it be a good thing that at least he's going to a god-fearing little girl versus like any other one at the mall or at school or things of that nature? Yeah, I mean, I think it's normal for kids to start experimenting, especially at age 16. and let's be real. Like, nobody knows your kids better than you do so.

Like, what's wrong with having, like, a little conversation with your son saying, like, hey, like, I just want to know what your intentions are here. Because if it's just a play, because you've been going from two girls in four months, then that can't happen at church. But if he's actually trying to date, like, what's wrong with him wanting to date a nice church girl? You know what I mean? I'd rather have my son date, not that I have kids, but I'd rather have my son date a nice church girl than, some random chick at the mall because at least you know there's some community with her parents and you already are

kind of acquainted with like what their values are so I think it just you just have to have an open and honest conversation with your kids boom boom thank you Joy let him date but I have a couple yeah just talk to him I think the thing is we also say we don't look so we can't judge

but bro you got to now because everyone else is looking he made too much noise we all know 16 years old's like they listen right that's all they do is just pay attention yeah yeah yeah for sure they just talk to him you're lying I'm being sarcastic all right well thank you that was home me help line much a lot of y'all connect it like I'm rosecrans move's cranes word on roast crotch kid cuddy took the stand in ditty's trial yesterday and I'm going to recap the most shocking takeaways all right so scottie aka kid cuddy testified in ditty's federal sex and rackete hearing trial. Previously, people

suspected that Kid Cuddy was a person involved in Cassie's civil lawsuit where she won a $30 million settlement, but it was never confirmed. And rumors were that he was the guy that she dated briefly and Diddy blew up his car because of that. Well, now he had to take the stand

and say what actually happened. So, number one, Kid Cuddy claims Diddy broke into his house when he wasn't home, tampered with his things, open boxes, gifts, all that, and even locked his dog in the bathroom and traumatized him. Not the dog.

He said ever since that, his dog was traumatized and never acted the same. It was scared of people. It would flinch a lot. So that's kind of those telltale signs of like this dog was abused. Yeah, and they suspect that more than putting him in the bathroom happens. Yes, exactly. Another thing, Kid Cuddy accused Diddy of blowing up his Porsche and provided photo evidence of the car after the fire damage.

And the photos were shocking. supposedly a Molotov cocktail was used. It threw it in the driver's side. Right. You know, intended to blow up his car. It caught on fire. The photos were just, you know, astounding. I was like, wow, I can't believe this actually happened.

But I think Diddy didn't help it either when he said, hey, I'm going to blow up your car, and then two days later, a car blew up. Right. Yeah. He was like, I don't know. If you're going to do something like that, maybe don't say it were. No, literally. They said something along the lines of, like, I guess he said Kit Cutty,

he said Cassie reached out to him and said, hey, he knows about our relationship. And he said that something's going to happen. Exactly. And then something happened. And then Diddy was like, what? Nothing happened. I don't know what happened. Yes, exactly.

So also, Cuddy, Diddy, and Cassie all met up after the car fire and shook hands at Soho House here in L.A. They had a meeting. They talked, everything after this. This was after Cuddy suspected him of blowing up the car. And he asked him about it. And Diddy said, what car? What fire? Yeah.

He tried to act like he didn't know what was going on. He didn't know what he was talking about. Even though, like, to let his point, he had kind of threatened already some things that were going to happen to him. And also, when he was in the house, he was inside Kid Kuddy's house, he was saying, I just want to talk to you. I just want to talk to you. And he was nowhere to be found once Kuddy arrived at his home. Yeah. I guess, too, there was a meetup of some sort that Kid Kuddy testified to that Diddy said, I'm sorry for all of everything.

Yeah. Not saying he did the car stuff, but why would you say sorry if you didn't do something, right? or we're behind some type of thing. Yes. The other takeaway was Kid Cuddy admitted that he got played by Cassie in the courtroom. So the defense, who was actually

Young Thugs former attorney, Brian Steele, he's a part of Diddy's team, he said she played you right? And Scott, Ms. Cuddy, Kid Cuddy said yes. So he said that, you know, Cassie played him. Essentially, that was being with Diddy.

Being with Diddy. Yeah. He was being with Diddy and with Cutty at the same time. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Did he explain that? That they were, that he was, she was still going to, like, the freak-offs and stuff like that as she was dating Kid Cutty. So, you know, that's why the defense was like, you know, she played you, right? And he admitted, he said, yeah, she did. Absolutely. He didn't deny, he didn't try to stick up for her, anything like that. And after all this was over, Kit Cutty made a statement talking to the fans

about his experience that day. Listen to this. Hey, guys, I just want to say, man, I'm just seeing all the love and support and I just want to say thank you so much man people have been hitting me up the past week checking in and and even today and it really means a lot to me man you guys are the best I love y'all it's a stressful situation I'm glad it's behind me so yeah so he had that to say kid cuddy man as soon as I even saw the photos of him going in the courtroom I have such a soft spot in my heart for kid cuddy yeah legit I'm like I'm so happy he went through that because he has clear signs of things went wrong in his life he he checked himself into rehab he said he's great grappled with like mental health stuff and thoughts of doing something extra to himself,

unfortunately because of what's happened to him. Then we have albums that he's dropped after this whole situation where there's a fire. Yes, Indicud. Indicud was like that. He mentions things, but he never really addressing it. So I'm sure it felt relieving to him to get over that part of his life. People are going at him for testifying. But at the same time, it's like, Doug, are you going to let someone that blew up your car get away with blowing up your car?

also he doesn't talk about anything where like I guess quote on quote would be considered snitching yeah so for him it's like he's just doing what he has to do he's also not a gang member that's a thing he's from the moon literally that's where he's from yeah yeah young thug posted a tweet and then deleted it and said cutty a rat wow you know referring to him being a snitch but you know to let the maximo's point it's like just because you're a rapper doesn't mean that you have to abide by the street codes. That's completely different. Especially the type of music Kid Cuddy makes. It's day and night,

Mr. Lonely, Mr. Rager. You know, the pursuit of happiness. He's not black-a-blaka hanging it up. No, he's never been like that. You know what I'm saying? So to like accuse him or like make him try to live up to those certain street standards doesn't make any sense. It doesn't. Yeah. I don't know.

Someone blows up your car and says, sorry for the BS, bro. Are you guys taking that apology? No. No. They bite me a new one? No. No, no, because that would be admitting. Yeah. That would be admitting.

True, true, true, true. Oh, if he were to take a new one? Yeah, he, like, did a general, my bad for all the BS, bro. Oh, no, no. That's such a good apology. My bad for your porch. And your dog's trauma. Nah, bro.

Hey, the dog is like, hold on. Yeah, that's what gets people. Yeah. Did he apologize like a man? Damn it. Like, like, he was like, sorry for all the stuff. Anyway. Hilarious.

We're good, right? We're good, right? Yeah, we're good. All the stuff. What stuff? Just all of it. Yeah. Everything.

Whatever you're thinking that. About my car? I don't know. It's just everything. My bad, my bad. I don't know. Thank you, Vick. Well, that was your word on Rosecrans, brought to by local Southern California Toyota dealers.

I'm Rose Kranzvik for Brown Bag mornings on Pry 106. All right. Keep it here. We got Sombra Sala with Angelica on the way. We do. Would you guys still want to be an NBA player even if it means? A what? A what?

A what? NBA player. Okay. Even if it means that your mom can date your teammate? What? I know. Find out what NBA player this actually happened to, okay? My favorite.

LeBron? You'll find out next. No, your teammate Vic. Hey. Yeah. Ah, yeah. Make it gross. Make it gross.

All right. Hey. Sambra Sala with Anci. All right, guys. Larsa Pippin. She's talking about... Shout out Larson. She's talking about her past relationship,

which is what one back in 2020. Was Scotty Pippin? Yeah, so Larson Pippin, if you guys are not familiar with her. She's Scotty's ex-wife, right? Kept the last name was crazy. That's always been a weird thing. Marketing. Kept pipping while she was piping

somebody else. True, true, true. Jordan. She was taking air flight. So back in 2020, I don't know if you guys remember, like she was caught like out in the mall like during COVID time. She was caught in the mall holding hands with Malik Baisley, right? Beasley, yep.

Beasley, sorry. An NBA player at the time, he was actually married. Oh. If you guys didn't know that, he was married to an IG-Mata, Montana, Yahu. And at the time, Montana apparently was played. Lines said it that she was dating or not she, but Larsa was dating her husband. Her husband. Yeah.

And so Larson's actually opened up about that relationship because they only dated for like four months, but people thought it was just like, what the hell? Like since when are you guys two dating, right? Yeah. It was random because Malik Beasley at the time and even still now isn't like the biggest name. He was like a role player for the Minnesota Timberwolves. So it was kind of like, why are you guys together? Yeah.

It was random. You would think maybe she would be with like a more high. profile player or something to that effect. It was just kind of random. I think she likes the background player. She was with Pippin, not Jordan. Yeah, but he was like the second star on the team. I get what you're saying, but yeah, it was just like, everybody's like, Malik Beasley.

Yeah, I don't know, but you have to remember that was around COVID time. Okay. So now she's blaming COVID because of why she dated him. Listen. What? That was a mistake. But I had COVID brain. I had just had COVID.

I was stuck in my house. I hadn't gone anywhere and he was there. And he was like on me, you know, like, let me see. Let me come see. let me come see you and I thought okay come see me oh isn't like COVID brain yeah she's using the excuse of COVID brain saying like I wasn't thinking right and he was just there and then actually she shared that like that same

day that you guys took a picture that they took a picture like holding hands that was the first day they actually met at the mall at the mall wait they were holding hands the first day they met yeah which I was she goes back to it's like it's COVID brain that's only oh my God that's an excuse Larsson loves ballplay that's the first time they met not the first time they were talking so you have pretty we're basically talking. You know, like, maybe.

Everyone was quarantining. Yeah. They were, they met me, they probably zoomed each other before that. And then they're like, but I hate that excuse.

COVID brain? What's next? COVID concha? That's what he got. That's happened. It's happened before. I get it though. Because during COVID,

again, you're quarantined. You don't have anyone. Like, that's why everybody was on Clubhouse. True. We all had COVID brain there. Everybody had babies, too. Yeah.

That's a different than Anga dogs. But yes, I get with just saying it was a, it was a different time. Everybody dealt with it differently. I don't know about these excuses for her to date a basketball player. We clearly know that's her type.

That's the scene she stays in. That is her type. Yeah. But her dating that specific guy is what she's saying. Yeah. The thing is also role players nowadays, they make what like superstars used to make. So it's not like he's like a broke dude. No, no.

No. But he was married at that time too. Yeah, that's what she's referring to. Less about him being an NBA. Yeah. I think she don't care that everyone about the NBA. player. She's going to date them. She is. She has a type. COVID brain is that, I'm just a girl. Guys have it too. I'm just a boy. But okay, so that it got really weird because like three

years later, my league actually became part of the Lakers, right? And so did. Laris's son. Scotty Pippin Jr. So then they became teammates. Yeah. And so she opened up about how that went down. Listen, they had a conversation when they were on the same team and it was fine. It wasn't like we had a really bad breakup or anything. But at the same time, who am I supposed to date? The landscape? Like, who am I supposed to date? Why not? Why not? Yes.

Why not? What's wrong with my cousin Chewy? Larsa? No, she has a time. Just a type of... That was pretty tall, too. My cousin Chewis pretty tall. Is he?

Lones that landscape, yeah. Oh, never been a tall, Chuie. But no, but I get what she's saying. That's obviously her type, the basketball player. Yeah. But it is awkward. Like, she didn't, apparently, with her COVID brain, think that far ahead.

Yeah. No, she didn't. Her son was going to hit the league in a couple years. That he's pretty good. he's actually a lot better now since he was on the Lakers. He's a good role player for the Memphis Grizzlies. And so it's like she has to be mindful of that. Even now, she's dating a New York Knicks player.

Yeah, she is. And it's like, you never know. That dude might end up on her son's team or he might end up on the Knicks or something and they're going to have the whole situation all over again. Yeah. If it would be like a rival team, though, that's good motivation to beat that other player. True. That is true.

Also, the whole conversation thing, I doubt it's like, hey, I'm dating your mom. It's cool. Like that dude in the locker room, in the locker room, that was like a troll 100% like he's not going to tell his mom, hey, they're trolling me because of you. Yeah. You're going to take, you know, he's going to deal with you. Malik said I have to call him Melvin. Yeah. Okay, but you cannot blame her because she says that like guys just like her, okay?

Listen. You know what it is? I feel like guys like me. Is that weird? I'm fun. Good energy. I don't need from anybody. I think that's appealing to a lot of guys.

I don't know. I just feel like I don't. I never have a shortage. guys. Go to bingo night. You're like 50. She's all right, bro. She should date a coach.

Why not a coach? Oh, maybe. Why not a general manager? Get that retirement money. Just do that. Why are you dating these young players? That's her type, though. So, these players did it?

That's why she's asking, like, who am I supposed to date? The gardener? Clearly she doesn't. No, the owner, maybe. The manager, the general manager, the strength coach. There's a lot of other options besides the eight player on the team.

She did a future, right? Future? did. Yeah. Oh, that's worse. I think it's less about, it's more about, like, the ones that are gravitating towards her. I'm sure, like, she's not like, oh, this owner hit me up. I'm going to go with the player.

I think it's the last name. It's the last name what's getting the NBA players to be like, oh, yeah, they need to Larson Pippin. The owners are scared of her, the players aren't. Their players talk about it like, oh, my God, lots of Pippin, and they kind of fantasize over her. The fact that they think they have a shot or they do have a shot. Probably do. It's not going to, it's not going to stop them at all.

No, it's not. There's rumors about her. She does something. Oh my God. All right. That's it for Sombras Alap. Bratio, Southern California at Toyota dealers.

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Let's go, Brownback Morning. Tomorrow Day weekend is here. E. Man. One more time. Are you guys having a concert? We are. In a Concha eating contest, we've done a squabble-up contest.

Yeah. People got down. We did a freestyle contest. We did a burp, we're in the middle of a burpee contest. It's not over. Not over yet. We're turning up. I started sweating of them doing burpees.

I'm saying, I'm so sore right now. We're turning Concha's cafe into the pen. It's crazy. We're going to be here for a few, like, probably within the next hour. If you have time, make sure you make your way on through here. Also, if you can hear me and you're here for Power 106, scoot in all the way in here so you guys can be give room to concha's cafe uh but also we got to talk about this you guys this is a trip uh this is some news that i heard and i was let's do it kiobole news because the kiyobole news is

something that i feel like my dad would care about okay so i've dedicated this segment to my daddy uh and all the paisazs all over the world okay look check this out the department of homeland security is after us i'm kidding okay no they are they are they are they're considering a reality TV show where immigrants compete for U.S. citizenship. All right. The proposed show has a working title, The American,

and would feature immigrants competing in challenges across the country with the winner receiving a fast track to citizenship. That's pretty like that's wild. Who came up with this game? Well, actually that's great that you ask. It's being pitched by, his name is Rob Worsoff. He's the producer

behind Duck Dynasty. I would have... Oh, okay. A Duck Dynasty. Dynasty food. Yeah, makes sense. He's like, you know what really right for these immigration? Yeah, we should make them wrestle for it. Make him wrestle with Croft about it. You will love America so bad, why don't you hug a bear?

Yeah, I don't know. So the challenges would be geographically based taking place in locations like San Francisco, Wisconsin, and Florida. So maybe the gator idea. Oh, the gator would be. Wow. This does seem a little like, uh... Hunger games. Yeah.

Yeah, exploitative. Exploitive is the great... You know what I'm saying? I don't like it at all. It's like they, I mean, fast track, especially nowadays, okay, that's a big prize because, you know, obviously like the things going on in this country with, you know, immigrants being like ostracized and stuff like that and, you know, potentially denied citizenship, you know, that's needed. A fast track is needed, but not to like do this extreme sport. Like you got to play fear factor. You got to eat like deer testicles and stuff like that.

That's crazy. I hate that you know that. I used to watch a lot of fear factor. You guys didn't watch Fear Factor. But I would say, I guess it becomes something where like, is this an actual, is this an actual thing you guys are really, like when it comes to immigration? Is it something that you really care about or is like, okay, let's exploit it? You know, like, let's make a call off of it because it is America.

So then it just turns the trip to me. And then what happens to the losers. That's what I was thinking too. Yeah. Is it important? I hope not. I hope not because it's like you already admitted that you're an immigrant. Yeah.

I'm saying you need her citizenship. Yeah. So that's not, that's not fair if it's like, all right, now that we got you here. Loser goes to the jail in Osabor. Yeah. That does play off of the squid games mentality where it's high risk, high reward. So I do think that there would be people that are like,

hey, if this is the way that I can get in, let me risk it. They're actually saying the show would feature would start with contestants arriving at Ellis Island in New York City. Like, and historically, that's where immigrants from. from European countries would come through. I believe Italians came. Yeah, that's how they would like change their names slightly. You know, when they would like kind of Americanize their names and stuff like that.

So I don't know. They're making history. They're trying to mock history. Yeah. And get this. The producers have suggested actors like Sophia Vergara, Ryan Reynolds, or Milakunis as potential hosts. What? Nah, they need Joe Rogan.

They need Joe Rogan. Yeah. They need people. How bad do you want your citizenship? You're going to have to get in the auction. I think if you had Mr. Worldwide as the host. D'Ale? D'Ale.

Pippoo? See, that would feel less exploitative because, you know, he knows, like, he's Cuban, he's been through some stuff, his family, like, he'll have some sympathy for them. Yeah. This is wild. This is wild.

A lot and all, this is America. It's a crazy, it's a crazy show concept, and it may come to life, so just be ready, okay? If you were able to play for somebody citizenship, would you do it? I married my husband, didn't I? She did. She won.

She won the game? She won the game. She won the game. We win. I love you, Jorge. love you my baby all right

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