Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 486 Lei Me Down In Regret | Brown Bag Mornings (06/04/25)

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

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Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown back, the better. Come on. LA's number one for hip-hop Buenos Aires. Good morning. I know I read this one. Sounds like a secret agent over there.

What was that song? What was that? He's wearing a wire. He's wearing a wire. He like, he like, do you're doing over there a whole night. Hello, agent 6-26. Stitch? Yeah.

Okay. Didn't I tell you about the thunder? Yes, you did. Down-under? I thought I was tripping. I was sitting on my couch like who's knocking on my door right now. Oh, bro, it was super loud. I even saw a video of two girls outside and the lightning struggle right behind one of the little girls and they were tripped out.

They got scared in right now. They don't have superpowers anymore? No, they didn't actually get. When did this happen? Yesterday. At what time? Remember I told you inland and you're like inland is anywhere not by the valley? Makes sense why I didn't hear or see it.

Exactly. Yeah. No, yeah, I heard it. I was driving and I was like, what just happened? And I was like, did something like loud fall, but like I couldn't really hear it. I just more felt the vibration a little bit. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And then I went to the gym and then my trainer was like, yo, did you feel that, that thunder? And I was like, the thing. Did you feel that? Yeah, it wants to flex. I went to the gym with my trainer. He was me with my weights.

You know, since I put them down, I lift heavy, broke. I can't even feel thunder none that have been in the gym. Okay. Oh my gosh. It's funny because my seven. year old Todhito, he's like a man. Like, he's like, like, he's just it, right? He's a monster.

He's a machine. That thunder hit, and he ran to me. Okay, can I just be right here next? I was like, yeah, babe, don't worry. Thunder buddies, let's go. Thunder buddies. Brother will make even like the most raw. Like, whoa, what is that?

Like, Greg, Mr. I was preparing for like a whole hurricane in my backyard. Like, I was like, cover this, cover that. It was like a light rain. Today is going to be. It's going to be too, like the... Lightbrain? No, the thunder storm warning too.

Yeah, like I told you guys, it's more inland. So I'm assuming the IE is... It's the Empire of England, so... I was in like Hacienda Heights. And you felt it? Yeah. Wait, let me guess. I'll go to the mountains.

Yeah, no, I felt it to San Anna. We felt it too. And lightning. What's up, bro? Anyway? All right, well, stop looking like that. I didn't like it. What's up?

This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Mesa? Don't you know I'm local? All right. If there was a beer, like a world record you could win with beers, what would it be? Like, you know you'd win this beer record. Instantly throw up. I don't drink beer like that, that's why.

Really? Yeah. Yeah, same. Gag. Angie, don't not say you can get the world record of gagging from you. No, you're right. No. No, you know the world record you win?

The troll? Which one? The being under the table? Oh, for sure. beer pong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I didn't know that rule.

Angie had as a photo where she's under the table after playing beer pot. I didn't make one. Yeah. At the time she was in college, a.k. She was a minor. But responsibly drinking. It's not responsible if it's underage. Unless you're in Mexico.

In Mexico, it is. I was above de la. Meza. Oh, I would have the record for most bloated after doing a shotgun. Ah, flotation. Yeah. Yeah, I'll probably beer games. Beer pong.

Oh, you're like King's Cup. Beer Olympics, you're on. Beer Olympics. Come on. I feel like we should do it outside of Marathon Burger. We should have our own little beer Olympics. That'd be fun. It's right across your muscle beach.

Let's go. We'd kill it. That'd be cool. I think I'd do something on Micheladas. Like the fastest michalada. Oh, my God. That's hard. No way.

Yeah, it's like a heartburn. But delicioso. Delicioso. Very delicious. Right. Well, two people have broken a, I think it's a worldwide beer record over at Big Bear's Mayfest. Never even knew about this. And this showed me that I know nothing about beer. And Ramona knows a lot. They got the record for Steinholding. And I was like, what the heck is Steinholding? It's that big old mug of beer, the glass mug?

Oh, the cool one. Yeah. So apparently, they're going. they fill it up and people hold it outstretched in their arms, okay? And this guy won the record by holding a full beer stine with his arm outstretched for 25 minutes and 29 seconds. That's it? This is a world record. Wow. And now I'm like, I feel like. How can do that?

No, because it gets heavy. It does. You guys have never done Pilates. Yeah, it gets really heavy. Like, sometimes when you're doing Pilates, like, they'll have you just do armwork and you're doing that for like maybe a minute. And your arms. Yeah, you're shaking. So imagine 25 minutes.

I can't. So this record has been in place since 1995 at 23 minutes and 40 seconds and he beat it with 25. Stuff like this. I'm like, damn, we got to do something. I feel like I could win. You know why? Because I don't see any of my thios up in this video. Because they don't know about it yet.

Yeah. I feel like my deal with hold a beer for like an hour. I just hate that they call them Steins. Just call it a mug. No, it's a type of thing. That's a type of mug. Yeah. I didn't know that was a name of it.

People are very serious about this. They put it in the freezer. to make sure that it's cold before they drink it. Well, if you go to like marisco spots, they normally do that. Exactly. All right, we know. Get this too.

In the women's division, the record was also broken, and maybe we might have a chance. The woman did it in six minutes and 54 seconds. Oh, no. That's the record. It's a heavy beer. That's a lot.

It's a heavy beer. You guys have 25 minutes to do. Yeah, it's easy. We're the same frame. I just got six minutes. Yeah. I'm not going to compete against the woman. There's a national.

Championship in New York City. Hey, if you identify how you identify, I don't like, yeah, go for it. It is June. All right. As long as I get a dub. Both winners, earned an all-expense-paid trip to compete in the finals in New York.

Wow. You just hold a beer for a long time. You go to New York? Yeah. A trip to New York. You never bid to New York, right? I don't know. I just hope they don't make you drink it because it's going to be hot after 25 minutes. What do you mean? That should be a celebration. Just chug it. Hey, look at their ars.

Why do they lean back? Because it starts to hurt. I know exactly what this feeling I know, me too Like wall sits They look easy Like you just sit on a wall Like pretend

But as soon as it's like 30 seconds Everyone's shaking They fall It gets weird Your body starts contorting Right now they'll see these athletes I think I'll go win They look like the October fest

That's what they look like That's what they look like Say it again How do you train for something like that? I don't know I don't know Maybe doing Pilates like Angie said Yeah, I think so.

Just have your arms extended for a long time. So the mugger stuff is called the Stein. Yeah. Yeah. Give me a beer and a Stein. Nice. I like it. I'm mad at it.

I want to have a world record in something. I'm telling you, this types of things make me feel like, what can we win it? And I feel like if I had a Stein of Michelada, boom, I'm downloading it. I feel like more people are going to be in your competition, Maximum, with the beer pong and all the beer games. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You have more competition than I would. They can't see me.

Angelica, you're going to have Greg to compete with and gagging. And then. And then Victor's, what was yours? I know. Your bloatation. Yeah, feeling bloated. Or maybe how many times I could go. I could go pee in an hour when I've been drinking.

Oh, would you break the seal? Yeah. Oh, they have like a, they have a Steiniot to fill up. And then someone has to hold it. 25 minutes. Was with Team Sports? No, take it. Scrolling with all me

Gregory There's a new viral TikTok trend that's all over my timeline I want to explain to you guys I don't know if you guys have seen it or not But it's just a simple picture of a steering wheel And everybody's posting saying My 90 and a 35 My 90 and a 35

You never seen that yet? No, I haven't seen it So what the trend is is that Since they're in a car, right? Think about it These people are breaking the law first of all They're doing 90 and a 35. Okay.

But the whole purpose of it. So they're telling on themselves already. They're telling on themselves. I hope they're not doing 90 to 35, first of all. But what they're doing is that they're putting a song in the background of the picture and saying the reason that they're doing 90 in a 35 mile per hour zone is because of that song specifically. Okay, okay, okay. So I want to ask you guys.

This is the song I speed too. Yes. What is a song that has you speeding whenever it comes on under radio? When it's a speed. Yeah. Cop. How are you going to speed? You're not going 90 to 35, but at least if you're going like maybe 40.

That's against the loss. What about like a 38 and the 35? What about whenever I'm on a racetrack that I pay for, that's legally legal. There you go. That's a good one too. Yeah, that's smart. Because usually I go 30 and 35, so when I'm speeding, I'm going 35 and 35. That's actually against a lot too.

Yeah, that's against a lot. No, it's not depending on weather conditions. Like right now you shouldn't be going 35 and 35. Oh, because it's raining? Yeah, because it's raining. Yeah, so you're smart. Yeah, you're a cop. But when it's not reading, that's actually illegal.

Why are you on said it? I know. He's a cat. I'm not setting you up. Tell on yourself first, go. What's my song? Yeah, that you're a song that you speed to when you're driving to Whittier from Burbank. So that would be you take the what?

The five. Yeah, they take the five. All the way down to the 605. Yeah. You catch me bumping this song right here. Really? Okay, well, the listeners, last time we were telling, checking you about your audio and then the listeners.

listening we're like, it's fine. It's fine. All right, go ahead. Yeah, I wouldn't drive fast at that. You guys are locals. You guys ask. Hey, oh, my life, what's what?

I don't mind that at all. But I feel like with that, you're driving a little bit more because you're dancing. No, I would drive smooth. I'm whipping. Yeah. Yeah, I'd be changing lanes for no reason. Thanks. You're by chatting with the car?

Yeah. Right. You're right. You're right. Right. What's your blinkers on? Counting my steps too. Anybody else?

Anybody else? Anyone else? Anyone else want to tell them themselves? Yeah. There's a new song by Shoreline Mafia and YG. Yep. Hollywood? Yeah, Hollywood.

It makes me want to go fast. So you're in the car and you're just like... Okay, I get it. There is drive down with your boulevard type of... Yeah. For sure. Actually, it would make me want to go like just like bump and like... Yeah.

For me, I'd be hitting the brakes. That's what it makes me feel like. Oh, p. Yeah, no one has that music. That's another segment. All right. No, no. There's a song that makes me go pretty crazy, fast.

It's called Top 2. Yeah. Yeah. I go 90 now. Yeah. On a short drive home to North Hollywood. I'm home For me

Well I'm always in traffic But if I was able to speed I would speed to this one This flight Here is my side It's a Barbie movie No it's Dioro It's five hours

She said sunroove down Fist pumping She don't need to have a stomach She has a fist fight It's a little one All your sunroof That was the heat like convertible Oh no

You're so cute I do that Dioro killed that Leti Do you have a song? The song that I like Driving Fast to you No judgment

We listen and we don't judge Right Here I get it This feels like California Like you knew from out here You can't see it but let you We'll do the thing where your hand is going in the air

On the window I feel the air Outside Yes I feel like it's Amrari-Carrie music But look he's the one we have So like, okay. And then old dirty bastards in it.

Yeah. So then you're like, ooh, super cool. There is specific songs that you put your hand out and to fill the wind. Yeah. That's let me. Let's see. Baby. And then we.

Swarby lady. Okay. Sorry. Bye bad. That's our 90 and a 35. That's our 90. So you can post that on TikTok? Yeah, we'll post it on TikTok.

Let's do it. Let's do it. We're about to tell on ourselves. Facts, Angie. Sorry about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, should we lose it?

I don't know. Well, thank you for scrolling. So if you're doing 90 and 35, well, if you're reportedly allegedly doing 90 to 35, show us your song. Let's see what song it is. Yeah, shows your song. But, like, yeah, reportedly allegedly, theoretically. We're all about these citizens over here.

Hypothetically, like if you were going to. And there's too much traffic and I'll later go that fast. That is true. That is true. You're speeding for like 0.5 miles. Like a 0.3 mile. Seriously. Be safe out there.

We're in Burbank and it's like gloomy, jung, all that stuff. I know there's been thunderstorms. Some people have seen the lightning. I'm hearing you, you're getting it especially. You're the inland. Yeah, they are empire. Yeah. And I think it's going to affect the inland part of, I don't know,

it's our area the most. Angie felt it over in the O.C. He saw it. Victor over in Hacienda Heights, me up towards the mountains. Hacienda Heights, partying it up? No, going home. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

His other home. Yeah. It makes sense because Whittier is right. Whittier's right now. He has one home. He has one home. He has another home. He's just not.

His closet. I told him I'll run it out. You should let him, actually. He's got to figure that out, bro. You're not giving money out. Just be careful out there, my friends. Be careful out there. Do we have any more shout-outs?

Yes, we got birthday shout-outs and graduation shout-outs as well. All right. Do birthdays first-year. Angel wants to give a shoot-out for his daughter, Alina. Come on. Big six. Yes. Stephanie wants to give a shout-out to her husband, Chente, who

celebrating his 31st birthday. What's up, Chente? Chente. At what point do you start calling Vicente's? Chentes. That to me is a man's name, and he's 31, so. I feel like he hears him,

all the time. We used to call, I have a cousin named Chente, but we call him Chantito, and he's literally still Chantito to me, and he's probably 40. I literally say, my cousin not in Chicago.

go chentito but now he's older so like he's older means now just chente that's weird no he graduated he graduated like i feel like it's hard to take it away yeah i know i have another cousin he they they call tono i'm like no he's tonito bro let him graduate to a new year super old too he acts like a tono yeah his name's tonne but i'm like no you're tonyito dog tonito like i said and my my cousin lupa lupta ruby she's a whole teacher out here i'm like no I have a cousin that we grew up calling him Poyito. But he's big as hell, so he's got to call him Pollo now. Not calling Pollo.

Big chicken. Edward wants to give a shout out to himself. He's from Bakersfield and listens every single morning. What's up, bro? Hi, Bakersfield. You guys got any shoutouts? No one went to Walmart or Target or? No.

Remember when you shouted out that person who said they're from Target? I was like, you're annoying. Oh, yeah. Shout to my boy, Herschel, rock roll G. He said he listens to us in the car with his kids every morning. What's up, Herschel? Love your backpacks. Incredible backpikes.

Hey, shout out your homie. My homie, Mike. My biggest hater, but he's my homie. Yeah, every time he'll put us on, right? And he'll listen to us. But every single time I talk, like, on the radio, he's like, shut up and just turns it off. He turns it down.

So he didn't hear that shout out. So let me shout him out. All right. Mike, what's up, bro? Thank you for listening. Thank you for turning it up when we talk. Loomoo! Yeah.

And knowing, like, when Greg talks, is like, why am I leaving this? Yeah, he's like, shut up. He literally says me a video every single time. Like probably once a day. Yeah. That's your good morning text for your homie. Shut, stop talking. And it's in the chat too, so they'll all differently do it at different times.

You know, I was thinking, because shout out to everybody. All your homies are always up listening right now. And, God, my only homies, Angie. And I'm right here. Yeah, but if she wasn't here, I don't think Angie would be checking in like that because she'd be, if it wasn't for this, she'd slings. She's sleep. I mean sleepy.

I mean knocked out. Yeah. She's a princess. Sleep until 10 a.m. Duh. Sometimes my sister, my sister will text me. But the way you guys get text and responses, I get really jealous of that. Yeah.

All my friends, listen. Yeah, your friends will text you. Your parents will text you. Let the Jorge listens. Your kids listen. Your dad listen. They don't, like the interactiveness. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you want me to text you? Girl, same. Same. Nobody. Like, it would be you, but you're here. My old neighbors, my neighbor's mom. Yeah, they'll, like, respond to stuff going on. True.

Yeah, I get jealous. I love he and get jealous, too. He's group chat, like, literally after the segment, Maximo's friends are chiming in in their chat. Concrete always gets text during the show. I look over his shoulder and I, like, read. Probably text I'm not supposed to. And then people are always telling them stuff.

Like, and he's just like, yeah. I get vocal. Yeah. I didn't want to admit it, but yes. Yeah. Can you listening, please just, like, respond to me. Angie in English. Yeah, put us in a good chat.

What about to your Betty's chat? We got to do it. We do. We do. We're going to do it when this fool moves out of his one house to go to his actual house in Haciena. Never. That's never happening. We got a lot of things we all got to do.

When are you going to stop drinking? When are you going to marry your girl? Yeah, let's all talk about our deadline. Whoa. Whoa. You're not. I am. I did stop drinking.

No, you did it. Monday. Monday. We got graduation shout-outs. Alex Aguilar wants to give a shout-out to Alejandro for graduating the fifth grade. Let's go, Alejandro. We go! Angel wants to shout out his adopted football sons, Jay, Frankie, Elijah, J.P. and Big G. Reggie.

Coach loves you and can't wait to see what you can do after graduation from Monrovia High School. Come on. I love that. Victor wants to shout out his son Aliso for graduating Garden Hill High School or elementary school. Let's go. And shout out our son Adam for achieving the Scholar Award with a 4.3 GPA. Hold on. Wow.

You're shouting out your son finally? No, Victorson. Oh. But not this victory. No. No, not. Is Victor's son your son? No.

No, no, no, no, no. Adam? Yes, there's his son Adam, too. You go, Adam. He's not graduating. He just achieved 4.3. Let's go. Come on, that's crazy.

That's not just. That's smart. That's pretty smart. It's pretty smart. Wow. Chio wants to give a shout out graduation. Chio wants to give a graduation shout out to her daughter, Alina, for graduating high school.

Alina. Someone put Greg in continuation, please. Can't wait for her to start working, is what she said. Get that money, baby girl. Get that money, baby girl. And that's her graduation. Okay, and... Leticia, would like to shout out.

Her baby boy and the last... of her children, Luisito, for graduating kindergarten today. Let's go. It'll be the last time that I have a kindergarten grant. I don't believe that. And so one of my babies has babies, and then I could be a grandma. Luisito is amazing. He is amazing.

He's such a sweet boy. He's my guy. Happy little guy. Happy little guy. And happy graduation. I will see you at 1230. 1230. I like the picture of them on my bike.

On the Lurrider bike? Yeah. It's pretty cool. They're cool little bros, man. I love it. They fight every day and it drives me crazy and I'm constantly like, it's like, yeah, it's constantly that. You know in the animated Lilo and Stitch when Lilo's fighting the girl? Oh, yeah.

They're trying to pull them apart. That is me and that is my children. But they're the sweetest things. It's worth it. Yeah, they are. The photos you can never tell. Nope. Your oldest fight with them too?

No, he's actually, David is their like, sensei. Wow. Like he steps in the room. and they're like, oh, less master. Would you like some cookies? Would you like some water? There he goes. Give him a blanket. The claw.

That's how they are. For real. All right, those are our shout-outs, and let's get into Simper Pimp. Simp or Pimp. Simp, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. Sip. I might have found the simpiest animal in the animal kingdom.

It's not a human. It's not a human. But I want to ask, what animal do you guys think it is? I feel like y'all would say two animals. Like if I'm thinking like you. Okay. You would say the penguin because the dad takes care of the...

Oh, yeah. That's what I was thinking. Oh, my guess. You just said, oh, like if... No, because I was going to say it. Yeah, I was going to say that one to the penguin. Really? Mm-hmm.

All right. Do you your answer? No, go ahead. The seahorse because he gets pregnant. Yeah. The guy. The male gives... You're a liar.

Stop copying my answers. No, I was really going to say Penguin, not the seahorse, though. Okay. Seahors is a lot. They get pregnant. Yeah. Who's the most simp animal in the animal kingdom? I think possums.

Ew. I can't stand. Is there a reason? You know how I gave my reason? I don't know. I just feel like a possum would be a simp. No. For some reason?

No. It just looks like a simp. Like, it just looks like it's just sad all the time. You were going to say another animal Sinky one The French skunk The French skunk Because of pepipilipi

Yeah What pepile was you did for skunks No I get you The narrative is set There's been no other skunk to defeat that narrative Of like this was just a lover boy Yeah

And kind of a harasser But you know Not kind of all the way But it was the 90s And it was that flu back then That was allowed Thank goodness we're not in the 90s That was a wild like character

Oh absolutely Yeah, he just advanced on every girl. Cats specifically. I was going to say sea otters too. Like when they sleep in the lake or the water, they always fall asleep holding hands so they don't float away. Oh, my gosh, that's so cute. Angelica, my heart.

Yeah, it's really, it's really cute. Oh my God, hold on, be my seater. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's so cute. If I was a seahe of a seater, I don't know what the sound sounds like. No, that's a seal. They're like little beavers. That's not a seater for.

Yeah. No. Those are seals. They look like little beavers. Yeah, they're doing another one. They're not doing... Seal. Seals.

They look like a walrus. They look like a walrus, but they're doing seals. The otters are the little cute one. Yeah. They kind of look like chipmunks, but they're in the water. True. Water beavers? Yeah, they look like water beavers, yeah.

Well, you guys are all wrong. It is actually the fox A fox Yeah Fox red fox So it is said That most male fox Never move on

Once they lose their mates Generally Generally Some do It's not like 100% But for the most part Male foxes don't move on Like the female foxes

That actually move on a lot faster than the males The fox is extremely loyal And loyal to the family So the male, even if the mom passes away, usually just focuses on raising the young. That makes a lot of sense. Shouldn't this be like a universal law? I don't know.

I feel like I'm a fox. I was a fox in a past life. That's probably why I watch a lot of fox. A silver fox? A lot of Fox TV? Like Fox News? Yeah. But yeah, no, I definitely, I feel like a fox.

I'm so loyal and like I would never move on and stuff like that. Respectfully, I think the fox have nothing on the sea otter. The sea otter, yeah. Holding hands? Holding hands. Yeah. When you go to sleep in the water, you just picture it. Two little cute sea otters holding hands.

That is, but. That should, is in case one of them passes or in case, like, they'll take over. But they're loyal. No, but as you should take over and never date again. Really? Something happened to me. These foxes are like a rose in the Titanic. I'll never to forget.

No, that's the going to say the sea otters aren't. Because if they're holding hands, who do you think is going to get sacrifice? The male honor? No. In that one, one was asleep. and the other one wasn't and the seater's they're both sleeping taking a naping. No, don't do that.

I still believe Jack should have survived. That's fine. That's a whole other conversation. No one's against you on that. Literally no one fights that. No one fights that. So hurt. Don't make that a women versus men thing, please.

Because I'm right there with you. And also don't use that as a reason to hate women. I don't hate women, but specifically women. Women hate her? Yeah. I'm like he didn't put her up on that and said, you stay there. All right. Not like he was in the one that did it.

He did. Sea otters to me take it. Respect to the foxes, but sea otters take it. Because of holding hands throughout. No, that's the cutest little gesture I've ever seen in my life. And they're cute little animals. Okay, but what if they move on fast? What if they just hold hands with any freaking body?

I think that doesn't change the fact of simp. So they just simp for all the sea? Wouldn't that make you more simp? They're sipping right Yeah I do that all the time No because sea otter is for the ocean For the ocean

No there's river otters too Yeah they're on their own waves All right well I'm going sea otter You guys are going fox Both of you? Well fox is a little It's for sure simp But the girl fog

The female fox They're more pimp They're pimped Why? Because they're able to move on They're for the forest What do you mean? Like they move on a lot faster

What do you mean? What do you mean? Like if the male fox would pass away, the female fox would move on. Okay. With National Geographic documentary, where you watch? I just read a lot. I follow a lot of animal pages. And then after that, I go into research.

Like, wow, this is amazing. He's lying, Your Honor. He's lying, Your Honor. He watched the freaky fox. He did. Freaky Fox? I don't know what that is. That was the program on National Geographic.

He didn't want to say the name. The Freaky Fox. And he's like, oh, ho, ho, ho. It's after the dung beetle rolling that one piece of dung up the hill. It's what freaky foxes do. Yeah, yeah. I get it. I get you, bro.

He watched the freaky fox dog. Well, you're going to say the sea otter is going to take the other thing. Because I was going to say, so the fox, the female fox moves over or moves along because she finds a new mate so she can reproduce. She's still fertile, yeah. Yeah, so that. So it's just like, you know, cycle of life. No, but we're not supposed to move out that.

We're supposed to be loyal to her. No, well then. I love that. that. Keep saying that next time someone brings up a lion and says men are supposed to are primitive and supposed to have multiple partners. And women used to die during childbirth. So that's why we had to go find another partner to give babies to do.

Remember you said that. Sometimes we had to pass on the last name. No, no, no. Say it. See? It can't be double standard. Let's keep it both sides. Lines are different, but I'm a fox.

Equal opportunities. Yeah, I didn't need my last name to live on forever. And it will. By other people. Oh. No. What? I don't know what conversation you guys are having.

This is a simp or pim? Simp. Simps. Sip. Sip. Sip. Sip. You need a homie or need some help.

We need your help. We need a line. I mean, online. We've got you for the homie help line. Mario needs our help. Mario. Mario sent us a DM and said, Hey, brown bag.

My name is Mario. It's a me. It's a me. It's a Mario. All right. He said, my niece, my oldest niece graduated from high school two weeks ago, and my youngest niece graduated from elementary school this week.

I don't have any kids, so I treat these girls as if they were mine. I'm the Theo Nino of both. Nice. He said, so here's the problem I'm having. I only bought the high school, the high schooler a money lay, and I didn't buy one for the elementary school graduate. He said, I just bought her a fun candy lay that I thought she would enjoy, but now since she saw other classmates at her graduate,

with the money like she's asking why she didn't get one and now I feel bad because that's the baby of the family and she's super sad about not getting her own lay brown bag how do I make it up to my little niece there's a money late thing it's getting so things get your money up it's part of it's expensive they're very expensive I think it's like 150 for what I recall and 50 goes into the making of it. So it's $100 in the money lay. Oh.

And then $50 for the person that made it. I think so. Last time I checked. And I'm sure there's different ones where maybe it could be like $5 around and then, you know, service. You don't think so? What do you mean? $5 around? No, like, you know, instead of like, I don't know how it's spread out at $100.

Depending how much you want to put in the money or $2. $2 for lucky and then it's usually like, it's usually the $2 ones. And then $1. If you, or you could do like, it's a, it's a whole money. I mean, it's a whole lay. And then they'll do like a medallion of the money. So it's like $5 or $20. Got it.

Instead of, like, it's just everything else looks like a regular lay. But then they'll put like a little money piece. Oh. Got it. Okay. There's different ones. There's different ones. Money lays are so stupid.

Not you. It's just, they're just so stupid. I'm not for that. Like, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just. think it's a waste of money, waste of time, waste of everything. Sorry. I just, that's just me. I mean, I got one in high school and I liked it.

You did? Yeah, I got one. Wouldn't you graduate? I feel like this is such a new thing. I thought you didn't graduate. 2014? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I got it funny.

It was. $2. Who got it for you? Yeah. My mother. Love moms. Yeah, my mom. Wow.

It was full of $2 bills. Yeah. And then you got to go somewhere and pay with a bunch of crinkled up $2 bills. Like, no, you keep them. You keep them for what? They're lucky. Keep them. For what?

The $2 bills. For what? Yeah, you keep them. You don't keep your $2 bills full? You have one. I don't need $12. I have a couple. I guess it's up to the child.

You can't go. You can't take their money back from them once you treat them a money lay. Just crinkled dollar bills. That's what we're doing. I don't remember like when I was graduating if this was a thing. It wasn't for sure when I graduated. Got it. I feel like it's definitely a new age thing.

But now it's become tradition. For sure. Yeah. Expect it. So not only money lays. Like I said, we've seen the little boo-boo-boo ones, which is pretty crazy at it. The high school graduation, but yes, the candy ones. Yeah.

And even just different color ones, stuff with characters. They're looking like pinata. Like, hey, you want a Minecraft one? You want to have a pig? And having little ones that, again, graduate TK and kindergarten, I was like, hey, we're doing money lays and we're doing money lays because that's a thing now, too, that young. Yeah. And for Mario, because obviously my daughter, Emmy's 12, Max is 6, he is watching every single move we do.

do with Emmy with Emmy so like if anything is going on like like for example like she does soccer training right he's like when am I doing soccer training and I'm like oh like you're playing wreck like you don't need that yet and he's like no but she's doing it right so to him it doesn't even matter what the reasoning is yeah it's just like how come you're putting extra time right there yeah and not me that was the same thing with you right letty remember you got a little toy for one of them but the other one you're like I can't give it to him because the other one's I see it. They're on their way to school right now.

Yeah, the really expensive toy. Literally. They're on the way to school. They're listening. But I will tell you, there's things that stick in your head, and I'm wondering if it's the same with you guys. So, and it goes to the comparison factor where I remember one time, and probably my Tia, Jenny, incredible Tia, loved her so much. But she probably, like, if you were to ask her, she'd be like, Letia, I gave you this, I gave you that, I did this with you, I did that with you. You like my like all of that right

But I remember this one moment Where she asked my sister To go to the mall with her And I am this old I am X AK. A.k.a. It's a band. They were performing at the mall And my sister got a poster And I felt so unloved

I felt like my Tia didn't want to take me I felt like I look he looked at that one Full Roger different after that Yeah But it felt like wow Like my sister got something I didn't It has stuck with me. I'm 37 years old.

Yeah. I'll still talk about it. Like, remember when my te only took you Monica and they're like, Leti, let it go. You're playing handball outside with Viviana. Like, that's why I didn't take you. Or letty, you ate my chocolates every day. Like, there's little things that I'm not taking into account because my memory is just based on that. This could be one of those.

For sure. That is true. I fill you on that one because my brothers went to a concert with my dad. And all my brothers are older than me. They're about eight years older. So they were able to go. But since I was a minor, I couldn't go because I was 18 plus. I was still hurt.

I was like, I really want to go to see Lincoln Park, Dad. You need to take me, but just take my brothers. And it just stays with you. I know you mean. I'm sure this dude loves both of his, their nieces, right? Yeah. Loves them and was probably got the favorite candy of the youngest knee. Probably.

But she saw all her friends get money late. She saw her sister get money late. She's like, dang, I just feel so. I don't love right now. I'm not worth it. The youngest niece is she needs to stop pocket watching, honestly. Yeah. I feel like that's a need.

We pocketwatches from permanent pocketwatchers, though. Yeah, I'm like, yo, you need to relax, girl. Like, be happy with your candy, okay? Eat your candy. Yeah, because what are you even going to do with the $100? Like, buy more candy. Buy candy. Your Tio got you, like, made you skip the middleman.

You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't, I don't, yeah, she needs to relax. Yeah. Mario has two nieces. One is the oldest. Just graduated from high school. Two weeks ago, he got her a money lay. Nice.

Got their bread. Yeah. Money. Somebody that needs the money. Yeah. She's paying for shaved ice and, you know, Boba. Boba with crinkle dollar bills.

She loves it. She's so happy right now. Her matcha. Her matcha. The worst situation is if they frame that photo in the house. No, no, that's true. Every day reminder. All right, child.

Hold on. He's at school. I think he's at school. I hope he's at school. I hope they're not late. Which one? Both of them? Yeah.

Which one's getting money? They're all getting money. They all, they get money lays. One hundred dollars? No. Bro, stop talking. I told him. Someone's just going to rob our kid one day.

And not for them. Like, they're going to want to give him back. But they're going to be like, hey, give me this. Give me your wife. Give me this. Yeah. Don't do that, man. Be nice.

Be kind. But I didn't have time to get Luis some money late this year. Right. So I'm just going to recycle the one he got for his TK promotion. It says Luis and it says 24 on it, like, for last year. Like, I'm just, I'll just like, go to Michaels and get like a number five stickers. And so I was telling Jorge, I'm like, we could just like, boom, easy. Like, it's a money.

Like, he's not going to tell no difference. Does he know where the old ones at? No, they don't even know we keep them. They just think like it's a money lay. Exactly. Because kids don't need them. He's little. He's great still.

He's like, but Jorge's like, no, letty, they're going to see the photos. And I'm like, damn. Right. Flip it inside out. No, because you are. Like, you look at your phone and he's like, wait, is that the same way just with the five? And why is everything else in blue, but the five is rainbow? Like, 24.

Just take the money from that one and put it on a new leg. No, it's, it's like, you have to undo like a whole thing. Think of making a little bracelet or like with beads. You have to undo all of that. This is why it's so stupid. And I don't have. I don't have the time. It's 1230.

We get out of here. Yes, it's today. It's today. It's today. Let's something like it. But I guess you just find your way around it. However, the photos is what's going to give it away. Yeah.

Unless we do what my parents did and just say we never took photos. We didn't have a camera that that was fair. Holdhead knows Photoshop. He could just make the color different. Why not just tell them? All black and white this year. Perfect. All black and white photos.

It's just on film. We're on to something. Great idea. But why not just tell him, hey, we got you the same one. What's wrong with that? You think he'll get mad if he knows? For what, don't you? No.

I don't think so. I don't think he'll get mad. He won't get mad, but then he'll see that Jorge got two different lays. And then that won't make him mad. It's more of, I'm telling you, it's that comparison. It happens to, if you have doubles or triple, like three kids or more, they're each, they're pocket watching each other. It starts young, you're right.

Yeah, and when he's 37, he's going to be like, I remember the time they gave me the same money lay. And then my brother had two. Yeah. Oh! But nobody's even spending the money. It's like, for one. Oh, like, yeah.

I don't know. It's sibling things. It's a sibling thing. My oldest brother got two and I only got the same one. I got the same one. I love to. He did.

In the future, you're not getting another Lamborghini, mom. We'll get you one. I don't know why I've never been that way. Like my sister got a brand new car when she turned 18. Yeah.

I had like a hand-me-down or I bought my own car. You're doing it now. I was happy for her. It doesn't look like you. Your face is doing the little old dog thing. I'm twitching. He's smiling backwards. He has that little face where he's just bad.

No, I was genuinely happy for her. I was so happy for her. Yeah, when she got it, but what about when you got yours? I'm the oldest. So I was like, okay, like, I got this. When I saw I was like, oh, my sister got a new car, I'm like, okay, that's cool. I didn't care. I wasn't like, hey, dad, what's up?

Like, you're just getting to get her a new car and I'm a used car kind of guy? Like, I never cared. You knew you were the used car kind of guy, huh? No, because I knew I was a favorite, but it's different. Wow. I think it's also, like, difference in the oldest and the young year. Younger ones maybe. Pocket watchers.

Oh, yeah. I pocket watch my brothers the whole time. They all got cars like crazy. I don't think my sister's ever like, yeah, well, they gave Lettie this and not me. And I'm the one like, well, she got to go to CIMX, bro. Yeah, because the- Let it's go, Lettie. No, I'm telling you, it sticks with me.

Yeah, the best give the older siblings always gay is the trauma. Yeah. You know? Yeah. So it's like, after that year, like, everything is beautiful. Like my brother got the civic he wanted it. And I was like, I don't want. the Lexis, Mom.

I want the Civic. You got a car. Yeah. But I was just like, I wanted the car that I wanted. Hey, middle child. Just happy with the text. You would be quiet. We're talking, first of all.

No one asked for you. Go set the table. Go set the table. Okay, wait back. You get no late. I know. This used to be your sisters. I'm wearing.

For real. Okay, okay, okay. All right, back to the story. So the youngest, sorry, the oldest niece, got the money lay. She graduated from high school. The youngest one did not. She got a candy lay and she started asking around all my classmates got a money lay. Thio Nino, why did I not get a money lay? And now he feels bad about it. He wants to make it up to her. Your Dino's broke. It's annoying. It's also the other little kids, bro. Yeah, it's probably that. Seeing like your other friends knowing that you didn't get and you feel left out. Comparison is a thief of joy. She was probably happy with their candy lay until she's seen everybody else. And now she's looking at her candy lay like it's a lafou, like it's not the real thing. Yeah. Legit.

I did. Yeah. All right. Let's go to Mario in Montclair. Mario, what's on Mario? Wait, Mario? Mario's true? Mario for Mario?

Different Mario for sure. Different Mario. Oh, okay, Mario. Mario, let's help out the Nino Thio, other Mario, that kind of messed up a little bit. Not really. He kind of thought what he was doing best for the occasion. My oldest one is graduating high school. Let me give her money lay.

The one that's graduating elementary school, candy, don't kids love candy. But the younger one kind of saw how everybody else had money lays and is a little upset that she didn't get one. And so he feels like he feels like he might have to make it up to her. What would you say? I would say for sure I didn't get it or didn't have the time to get one in that particular moment. I would say most definitely get her a gift outside of the graduation, take her out, go get an ice cream, go get her a little. little toy, you know, take her, go get her a toy, because she is still young. I remember growing up, I didn't, they didn't even do these big, you know, graduations

growing kindergarten. Now they're going big graduations. Right. Yeah. But do you remember being a kid and, like, your parents or family would give you money and you just love that money so much? I know. We've always loved money.

Yeah. Money is just, it's just attachment to it. Yeah. I don't think ice cream can buy that happiness. Oh. Yeah. I believe it or not, sometimes it does. It depends where you take it, though.

There's some good ice cream spots, you know, brings back core memories. You can sit down, talk about it, talking about going into, you know, the next achievement in your life. Oh, man. Oh, brother, you're getting more boring by the day. She's going to be like, why am I getting punished? She's going to fall asleep. Oh, a lecture and ice cream. I wish I had a money.

There's going to be some changes. We got all my friends with her money lays all happy. My uncle's just over here boring me. Wonder you starts playing in the background? All right. No, Mario, that's a great idea.

Like, have some alone time with her, figure out, like, what can, like, help her see that, like,

okay, things are going to be great. I care. She's a middle schooler now, isn't she? She's going to go into middle school. Nobody, she doesn't care.

Yes, she did. Actually, fifth grade, you still care. Mario, I'm with you, like,

hey, you can't really undo what happened because the graduations are done. Yeah, you can't you can't,

loki give her a money in the summer. Like, What are you here? A random way. It's for the moment. So maybe figure out like, hey, let's go for some ice cream.

Let's go cold stone it up, baby girl. Get two scoops. Oh, get two toppings in that cold stone. Ice cream and a bunch of stupid balloons. You like, okay. Vacate balloons like he hates the Beastie Boys. All right. All right.

Let's go to Bianca in Baldwin Hills. What's it, Bianca? Bianca. Bianca. Hey. Good morning, beam. How are you? He's good.

Bianca, talk to us. What would you tell Mario? in his situation with his nieces? Well, that's what comes with the territory when you have more than one kids. I know he said those are his nieces, but you got to treat all kids the same.

I feel like he's going to have to definitely double back and go buy her that. You guys talking about that money necklace stuff? Yeah. Yeah. He can have to double back and go buy her one and just tell her that, you know, the day of her graduation,

he couldn't get one for her because they were all sold out. Yeah. Yep. So, yeah, they were all sold out. So he couldn't get her one. So he replaced it by getting her the one that she has. But if she really wants that, he just won't have to go, he just want to double back and just probably what, put $50, half $50 around the money.

Yeah. So, yeah. But more of the story, you got to. Yeah, more of the story, you got to treat all kids the same because, you know, nowadays, especially when you're young like that, kids pay attention to watches everything. No, I don't know, Bianca. That's true. I don't know about the $50 one because she's going to complain that it's not the $100 one.

I don't think you know how much it is. I mean, but it's not the same. But more of the story, she still got it. So she can't go complain about how much money is on it. More of the store, she still got it. Yeah. But she's pocket watching, so she's going to complain. Yeah.

And honestly, I think this is a perfect time to teach her a lot. lesson that life isn't fair. Oh my. This is how life is. This is how life is. Get to it. We all love your older sister more. Oh.

That's what you're telling her. The older sister's a favorite. This is not the lesson that's going to teach your life isn't fair. The older sister's the favorite is with the lesson. That's what the lesson. This is why big is saying it. Yes. You're going to make her hate her bigger sister.

Yeah. And it's the thing now. That's what the kids want. That's what she want. What? What? Bianca, are you okay? You all right? Bianca.

All right, by Bianca. Okay. All right. Let's go to Claudia in South Korea. What's up, Claudia? Claudia. Thank you. Good morning.

Hi, good morning. Good morning. Hi. I had mentioned that maybe he should just, because this is personally what I'm doing, go to $9.9. Go to a bank, get a couple of bills. And then since she is smaller, get her a smaller lay. and you make them, they're not that hard to make, you can YouTube it.

And you save yourself a bunch of money. I'm making two of them, one for my son and one for his friends, because they're graduating. They're doing, like, their eighth grade service. Nice. And instead of $150, I'm doing two of them, which is $120 with a $2 bill. So they'll be fine. What is it going to be $50? Little kids can't count.

She's not going to be good. With our education system After fifth grade or what they should She's going to be like That's a lot of money Claudia Claudia in Southgate What's your turnaround time on these ladies

Yeah This is easy I started yesterday I'm on my way to work to finish How work? How bad does the friend need They're laid? Did you already tell the friend?

That's my son. son's best friend and they're always together. Totally understandable. Totally understandable. But what if I were to double up on whatever it caused and I would go pick it up for my son, Luis, who can be your son's best friend? At 11 a.m. At 11 a.m. I need it by 12.30.

I need you back in San Gabriel. What are you thinking? I got all of you guys as long as I have the $2 bills. You bring the lays and the money and I got you. No, no. We need it made already. Let me take your kids' friends one. And we take kids. She needs it ASAP.

We'll talk about it. I don't know. I feel like I got a baga- We almost out of you. Yeah, almost, almost, almost. All right. Let's go to Brianna and Carson. Brianna.

Brie. Good morning. Hi. Good morning. Bree, are you eating? I'm sorry? Oh, nothing. Brianna, talk to us.

What would you tell Mario about the situation with his niece goddaughters? Mm-hmm. Um, I would just say that, you know, it's time to have a conversation. Okay. Right. Um, you know, to be grateful. Um, I mean, like, I mean, it would be an unfortunate situation.

Like, you have to, like, you know, say it to, like, a younger, you know, person. But, you know, you can't always compare yourself to your big sister or your other friends. Um, you just have to kind of just be understanding. And candy's not a bad thing either, you know. Yeah. Her mom could have to take her to the business afterwards, but, you know. To the dentist. Yeah.

Have that combo with her. Hey. you're never going to get everything that your sister gets. Yeah. We love her more. Monica. Monica in Long Beach. Monica, what's up?

Good morning, brown bag. Hi, Monica. Monica, Mario needs our help. His older niece, he gave her a money lay because she graduated high school. His younger niece was graduating elementary school and he thought, hey, let me get her a candy lay. But during the graduation, she was seeing how everybody else had money lays, remembered how her sister got a money laying. She seemed a little bit down about not.

having her own money lay. And now he feels like, dang, should I make it up to her or should I just let it go? I say that elementary, she needs to learn that you don't get everything that your older sibling gets. Yeah. Okay. Older siblings graduate in high school. She's ready, went through everything.

Elementary, it's the beginning of life. You don't get everything you want, honey. Sound like a hater. I love this. Let's go, Monica. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. I respect it too.

It could be something that you can look forward to. Like, hey, when you graduate high school, this is when you get to. Oh, true. But she'll be like, yeah, but Stephanie and Anna and everybody that graduated the same class as me got it. Oh. Don't be watching your friends. Don't do what your friends do. That's when you disappear.

Well, their parents don't know anything. That's what you say, the classic, if your friend jumped on a clip. Are you going to jump up? Yeah. How well did that work on us? Not very well. Yeah. Just look at your own experience, brothers.

We'll still do it Okay, let's go to Isabel in Mid City What's up, Isabel? Yeah, from there Talk to us, what would you tell me? Hello, I'm so excited to talk to you guys We love you guys, by the way Wanted to give a shout-out to my little Victor

My son, Victor He's going to be culminating from fifth grade And he loves you guys He got us on you guys Let's go! Your mom's getting you a money leg Yeah No, no, no

he'll be getting a candy lay as well. Talk about it. In my opinion, if I'm being very honest, as being one of the oldest child, my parents were always very just showing us, hey, there's a difference, you know. Everything is fair and people give you what they can, when they can. So in my opinion, it's more of like maybe just have her understand as a parent. I don't feel it's the nils fault. More of like this is where the parents would step in and say, hey, you know, your oldest,

your sister got one because she graduated from her. high school. It's a huge milestone. You know, you need to work for that. That's the reason why you get a candy one. And that's, I think, where I stand. I have my boys. They're all six years apart. And I have my high schooler now. He'll be a newcoming senior. And then the one that's culminating from fifth grade. And there's time when he compares, well, you know, for example, we call my oldest, his name is San Francisco. We call him junior. Well, why does junior get this? And I don't. So I need to help them understand, hey, but you need to remember you are six years younger. So we just have them.

I think as parents, this is where we step in and say, hey, we just work for, you know, that. For example, in her case, you're going to get your money, Le, when you graduate from high school. That's where I personally stand. But that's just my humble opinion. Right. I like it. Did you only have to have that conversation with him once that, hey, you're not always going to get what the older one gets and then they listen? Or are they still comparing?

I mean, it's a constant reminder. It's just like, well, you know, why does he get to play that video? Why can I pay GTA in college? And I'm like, well, you're not old enough. So it's just constantly, I think it's all coming down to parenting too, because if I'm being honest, I feel a lot of our children, just younger generations feel very entitled. And I think that was brought up to where, you know, just be grateful.

Be grateful for what you have. So in our honesty, I told my son, my God, I'm calling for her. I want to be like, Mom, just call. And I'm like, I don't know. I said probably they're going to be like, This one's a little bit too old school for me, but I feel like, you know, teaching my children that way it's helped because it helps them understand that, you know, we all can't have the same thing, but it's okay not to. Right. I'm totally with you, although I don't think they understand it yet.

I don't think it goes one year out the other. It's good for you. It's good that you said it for yourself. Great lesson. For your spirit, you told them that. Does it register? I don't think so. But.

No, it's constant reminders for sure. All you heard is that my mom doesn't love me My mom doesn't love me I'm wondering too if you leave it to the parents Like it's like hey Not my pelo Y'all y'all could have got this little one A money late too

Why are you putting it on the Nino? That's true That is true I'm just the uncle over here I forgot that he was just the uncle I thought that was the parents But he's an Nino bro over here Doing the best I care

Hey just be a Nino and just Go as dad Disappear And for my next trick I can make the Nino part Yeah For the next graduation See you later kid

All right. We're about to wrap. What's up, Nancy? Nancy. Yes. Nancy in dining, Nancy. Nancy, what would you tell, Mario? Is everyone just like, hey, let that little kid get over it?

No one loves him? No one loves her? No, no, no. I think it's a perfect time to teach them that it's okay, that it's okay. You know, it's always a different circumstance. And it doesn't have to go. I think it's the beginning of entitlement if we just give in to that. Yeah.

I think we should just let, teach them. Teach to miss anything. It's okay. Be happy for your sister or your brother or your oldest brother or sister. And vice versa. She got one. You may not have gotten one this time around, but it's okay. You'll get something else later on or something like that.

Because I think if we just give in, it's just, you know, we're kind of allowing them to get away with things sometimes. She's going to be like, Nancy, why are you trying to teach me something? School is done. Yep. I'm not trying to learn. I learned objects this year. Graduating from elementary school. I was just having that conversation.

with my kids right now and neither one of them feel that way but they do at times one gets more the other one gets less and it's like again it's it's on us and i think as we know as parents whatever i think it's not the time to give in because that's the beginning of entitlement and then we ask why are they so much like this why our kids are you know this way you know when when we're doing that to the we're the ones we're doing that to them you know what i mean i think we should just teach them it's okay that you didn't get one be happy for your old sister you know what i mean nancy how many kids do you have I have two. Which one's your favorite?

Tell him, Rhino. I don't have a favorite. Don't have a favorite. Let me ask them. Let me ask them. I just dropped them off. Ah, convenient, Auntie. Which one do you drop out first?

I dropped off my daughter first. Oh, the other one's a favorite. The other one's a favorite. Don't you want to spend more time with you? No, they know. They know. I always tell him he's my favorite son, She's my favorite daughter.

Smart. Yeah. No competition. That's why. Lettie, I do have a money laze that I can gift you. It's my daughters. I just did. I use it for her,

but you can have it. Wait, no, no, no. Oh, that's so sweet. Take it. Take it. Take it. Life isn't fair. What is going to happen to your daughter?

She's going to hate me. No, she shouldn't be entitled. She's going to learn a life lesson. Learn a life lesson. What if she's going to be. What if when you're, Your daughter wants to use that money. So it's a $33 money lease.

You can give her whatever you want for it. Because I know you, I know that I know what you're going through. And I know you want to get your son once. You should have said a $100. $50. If you want to give her a Lubu Boo for it, you can. You can give her whatever you want for it. It is a 33 money lease.

It's crispy. It's nice. Nice. I made it myself. You made it? Oh, crinkly dollars. Oh, you're the best mom. Because, yeah, I refuse to pay so much money for it.

I made it myself. But again, it's there, let's. It could be. I mean, yours, let's be. I like it. I refuse to pay so much money for it, but I will sell it for a price. I like it. Well, because, you know, my daughter, you'll make my daughter happy.

That's why. And then we're making your son happy. Wow. So true. So true. I like the way you think you're a businesswoman. Yeah. I'll put you on hold.

I'll put you on hold. Don't hang out. I can't take someone else's. Yes, you can. They're just kids. I was already going to reuse his money later. Okay, so give. All right.

No, no, no. Mario, let your niece know that, bro, like, let her know early. Hey, don't feel entitled to stuff. I like the older one more. What you could do. Yeah. Yeah, thank you. Now, take this money.

Yes, give him. Hold on. All right. All right. We have Disneyland tickets. Let's wait and ready to get me to move on. Disneyland tickets on the line. Let's go to Cynthia and Pekoa.

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I'll be like, hey, I could get your room with the Sahara. Yeah. I love Vegas. All right. All right. Cynthia, it's time to play for Disney tickets, okay? Easy. Okay, we got a four pack of tickets for you to enjoy the 70th celebration over at the Disneyland Resort, all right?

And super easy to win. I'm just going to play you a piece of a Disney song. You're going to tell me which movie that song is from. Super easy. Super. Okay, okay. How well are you on your like Disney knowledge? Well, you know what?

Up until I was 10, I went to Disneyland for my birthday every year. Oh, okay. Wow, that's beautiful. I must be nice. I never rooted against somebody so fast. Yeah, I know. I always got told we're going to go to Disneyland and we didn't. Oh, yeah.

Kubas thing concerts then. Yeah, I look towards my birthday every year. But again, that was until I was 10, so we'll see. Oh, such a hard life. Oh, such a hard life. I felt bad. 10 years of my life every year I was. Went to Disneyland.

All the sympathy I have for you. I know. Super. A lot. Real tough. Okay. I'm going to play a piece of the song and you're going to tell me which movie it is from. Here is your song.

So you're the one everybody's talking about. You're a joke. You're joking. What movie is that, too? I want to say, I want to say Princess and the Frog. Ha. Wow. No.

This is Nightmare Before Christmas. Yeah. But like his. It's fine. It's fine. You went at least 10 times. There's some people that have not even been once in their whole life. That's true.

Yeah, that's true. They deserve it. Oh, my little Cynthia. She was so cute. Yeah. By the way, Vic and Maximo, everybody didn't know what. No, I didn't. And they thought it was Princess and the Frog too.

Yeah, I would have guessed that. I got it wrong. All right. You know who's happy. She got it wrong. Eduardo. And people are married. Eduardo, that means it's your time.

Yes, yes, yes. Okay, would you have guessed that one right? Don't lie. Yeah. Yeah, you're a liar. All right. So I'm going to play a Disney song. You're going to tell me which Disney movie it's from, okay?

All right, for sure. Are you excited? Yes. Who's in the car with you? My wife. Let's go. Let's go, wifey. All right, here is your song.

Banger. What movie is it, too? Monsters Inc. What did you say? Monsters Inc. Monster's Inc. Is it? I don't know.

Monsters Inc. Yes! You, my friend, are going to Disneyland to celebrate their seven-year celebration. Hey, Heaven's yell, okay? Heaven's yell over here. Four one-day one-part tickets. Congratulations, bro, to you at Hawaii. Hi, thank you.

Hi, so much. My daughters are going to be so excited. Let's go. Congratulations. That's a good summer trip. Yeah, it is. It's a good summer trip. That Collierton didn't get right.

Yeah. But it's fine. Yeah, she went 10 years in a row. Running down this weekend, money in the bank. That's right. John Tina's going to be there. He raps. He does.

I knew he did music. I don't know that I was so tapped in into the WWE until not because my favorite wrestler was Penton. But didn't know that that was his whole schick. Like that's why he started wrestling. that was his character, all of that. He did his own theme song. What do you get?

What? Yeah, that's him rapping. Oh, it just sounds like beat to me. No, he wraps in the song. He does? You can't see me, the time is now. Oh, got you, got you. Maybe it sounds better over beat.

Because can you please play a bit of John Cena brother? Yo, this is Thuganomics. I excel beyond sports. He rocks a horn on his head. I rock a horn in my shorts. Crazy. Oh my gosh. For the record, if it sounds crazy to you, it sounds crazy to us, like the actual audio quality,

but to Greg, it sounds great. Yeah. And we were tugging smack to him one time before, but everybody listening was like, it sounds fine, no. So it's an us thing, you guys. Yeah, just us. Everybody has the same headphones as Greg, apparently. Everybody, all are listeners.

Yeah. Or it might be like a studio thing. Yeah. True, true, true. True. We could up our engineers for that, please. Okay. So he raps like that.

Yes. And we're trying to get better rap than, like that's the bar. Yeah. We're going to have a rap contest. Okay. WWE Money in the Bank tickets because people love this stuff. Okay. It's going down this Saturday at the Intuit Dome.

Okay. Logan Paul's going to be there. Cody Rhodes. It's going to be John Sina and Logan Paul versus Cody Rhodes. Wow. And Jay Uso. That's the matchup. This Saturday at Intuit Dome.

Plus you qualify to win front of the line access to meet WWEE Superstar Penta this Sunday and Long Beach at Cricket Wireless, okay? I'm going to be there too. We're going to 10 a.m. to noon, we're going to be having a good time. You can make it out there. However, if you win these tickets to money in the bank, you also qualify to win front of the line access, okay? Let's go to Sophie and Upland. Sophie.

What's up, Sophie? Good morning. I talk to all. Love you back, Sophie. Sophie, you're trying to win these WWE tickets or you just always wanted to wrap on the radio? Honestly, my son's 15. It's his favorite thing. WWE.

I've been watching it since I was a kid. Nice. And I, we are loyal to Power 106. And I want to do a tribute. Whether or not I win or not, I'm going to do my rap tribute. Oh, that's so cute. Let's go. Like, if this was American Idol, when she stepped on the stage, I'm already in love.

She has a soft story. All right. Hold the golden. All right. So, okay, yes, you're going to have. competitors, but please, Sophie, take the stage and give us your wrap. I've been loyal. I've been loyal. To Power 106 my whole life because they're royal. They do things for people. They help us. Leti, Lettie. She's a W.W.E. Roman rains.

You move out of the way because we got our new travel chief. It's Lettie. It's Leady. It's Leady. She's in the best advice, best advice in life. You got problems with your mama, problems with your Papa called Letty. She gives you advice from our heart. There's no one else. But Power 106, they treat us like we're royal, giving away tickets to Kendrit,

giving away tickets to Disney. There ain't nobody better than Power 106 on your daily. We love power. We love Lady. We love concrete. We love you all because they tear care of us every day. Every morning we wake up. We get excited.

It's on the radio. As you going on. We get gifts. We get love. We get loyal. We get royal. Loyal to Power 106 life. Wow.

Wow. We get loyal. We get loyal. We're loyal. Yeah, move over, Lord. Yeah. Royal. Listen, bro.

Sovia, I'm going to tell you right now, you set the bar super high. You did. Wow. I thought it was John Cena on the line. Yeah, me too. No, no. I thought. John Cena roper.

Over that. What? Ghost rope. Whoa. Wow. Love you. Oh, oh,

she's still there. Love you. Putting you on hold, write down your, write down your, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow,

that made me one. From one to ten. Sophie. All right. I got selfie. I got selfie. Let's go to, let's go to Tony in Panorama City.

What's up, Tony? Tony. Tony. Good morning, good morning. How we doing today? Hi, Tony.

How are you doing? You're ready to rap, bro? How are you feeling this morning? Good, good. I'm feeling good. It's a good morning. It's fresh outside. That's good. It's not hot today. That part. All right. Tony, you heard your competition, bro. It's stiff. Okay? It's tough, right. All right. Let me know what you guys are. Let me know what you guys. Go, go, go, bro. Sitting on the 405 waiting in this traffic. Bumping 105.49 because it's never static. Always coming with the vibes.

Gotta let them have it. Panorama, what I'm reping. A.1A was happening. I'm vando on the button I'm always turning up the vibes Let's say this ticket All you gotta do is rhyme So I grab my phone And you know I hit the line John Cena said he rap

But he can't see me with the rhymes Oh Tony I thought Hey bro You're crazy You're crazy You know

Tony Oh my And you wrapped the A1 Oh like And then you did The can't see me Like you You still dissed

John Peter Yeah I like that I like that That was a good That was a good Right your Right here

This is of this time. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I literally thought it was going to be very different. Me too. Me too. And it's blowing me away.

Hey, that's pretty good. It's blowing me away. All right. Let's go to Alfonso. Alfonso. Or Westmount. Alfonso. Hi.

Hi. What city? Oh, this is a kid. Alfonso. Hi. Oh, hi. What's up, Alfonso. All my heart.

Hey, what's up? Also, Alfonso. What are you from? I'm from. Los Angeles. LA. Let's go. All right.

Alfonso, how old are you? I'm 10. Oh, you're 10. All right. Alfonso, did you hear the raps before you? Do you think you got,

you got this, huh? Yeah, I got this. I like the confidence. I like the confidence. Go ahead, bro. Go ahead. It's your time. It's your time.

Go. Okay. My name's Alfonso, but they call me AJ. I watch WWE with my dad. I'm their biggest fan. Just like just like

Brown Bag's a goat Just like Lettie Seromielo is here In Los Angeles And I'm also going to meet Lettie I met him when I was four In Lucha Lieve Now I'm gonna meet him when I'm 10

On Sunday Okay All right Storytelling He took us back He gave He's 10 and he still took us back He went back six years

Br, this is like Nazis Illmatic. He's so crazy. This is tough. He just did mathematics. Thank you. He did. Thank you, Alfonso. Wow.

All right. Right. Yeah, I wrote it down. Yeah. All right. We're going to do our calculations, you guys. We're going to do our calculations and we will tell you our winner of the Brown Bag Rap Contest.

This is just our first one for WWT. I'm really good. I'm completely blown away. Me too. I want to hear Sophie again. Sophie, talk about how loyal you are. Go, Sophie.

I love you guys. We listen to every morning and we absolutely look forward to it. No, do the song, do the song. We loyal. They treat us like royal. Made me feel good. We're loyal because power six loyal. We love you.

They don't give up. They give us. gifts to give us advice. They're loyal. Okay, okay. Thank you. Thank you. We have the count.

All right. All right. Yeah. It's intense. It's super intense. I know. All right. That was the first ever, like, a rap battle that we've had in the morning show. It was pretty crazy.

Everybody came through. We had Sophie from Upland, Tony from Panorama City, and Alfonso from Westmont in L.A. Super crazy. All right. And the winner of the Brown Bag Grab Contest. First ever is. OMG going to know about it after the break. What?

We will be back at 9 a.m. And tell you. It's our first ever rap battle here on Brownback Morning. All for WWE money and the bank tickets. Because if you didn't know, like me and Angie didn't know before, like, two days ago. John Sina came on the scene in WWE like a rapper. Word life. Thuganomics?

Oh, gosh. And we have a piece of how he would rap. Please, Greg, would you do me the honors? Yo, this is Thuganomics. I excel beyond sports. He rocks a horn on his head. I rock a horn in my shorts. Oh, gosh.

Bars. That's a bar. It's a bar. It's a bar. It's a bar. It's a bar. But yeah, there's the rapper of the WWB. So we're like, oh, why don't we just have people rap better than that?

And then boom, they did with tickets. Yeah. All right. We're going to do a competition. All right. So before the break, that's what we did. We had a competition. And I got to tell you, shocked.

Very, blown away. I wanted to compete. but then... It made you want to compete. Yeah. It was crazy. It was crazy. Maybe you want to be a rapper.

All right. So first up we had Sophie. Sophie, Sophie representing the IE, I believe. Sophie from the AIE. Aye, aye. And this was her rap just for, just from Upland, yeah. That's AIE? Yep, Aie.

Yeah. Sophie rap like this. I've been loyal. I've been loyal. The Power 106 my whole life because they're royal. They do things for people. They help us. Letty.

Letty. She's a W.W. Roman rains, you move out of the way because we got our new travel keep. It's Letty. It's Leady. It's Leady. Giving them with the best advice, best advice in life. You got problems with your mama, problems with your Papa called Leady. He gives you advice from her heart. There's no one else, but Power 106, they treat us like we're royal, giving away tickets to Kendrit, giving away tickets to Disney. There ain't nobody better than Power 106 on your daily. We love We love lady

We love concrete We love you all Because they tear care of us Every day Every morning we wake up We get excited We get nice We get gifts

We get love We get loyal We get royal Loyal to Power 106 Life Brum Oh my gosh On the top

If I was a wrestler That's my Like my theme song I'm just I'm not You're your mama. Oh, your papa. Coletti.

She gets advice from the heart. Angie, this is a great song. You should walk it in with this. That's what I'm going. Oh, that'd be so tight. With Penta? With Penta. All right.

Then we had Tony. Tony. Tony, Tony. I don't know. Panorama City. Okay. Tony from Panorama City. And this is what he sounds like.

Sitting under 405 waiting in this traffic. Bumping 105.4.9 because there's never static. Always coming with the vibes Gotta let him have it Panorama what I'm rapping A one day was happening I'm vandal on the button Always turning up the vibes

Lettys say this ticket All you gotta do is rhyme So I grab my phone And you know I hit the line John Cena said he rap But he can't see me with the rhyme Bumping 105.49 Because it's never static

Let him have roo call the phone Let alone Leave him alone He did great He did He did Then he ended it out with a diss to John Sina I love his rap

That's a little tone right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little tone. Can we have Alfonso from Westma over there in Los Angeles? Shout out to our homie scheme. This is his rap. My name's Alfonso, but they call me, AJ. I watch WWE with my dad.

I'm their biggest fan, just like Brown Bag. Brown Bag's a goat. Just like Leti. Cerro Mielo is here in Los Angeles. And I'm also going to meet Leti. I met him when I was four in Lucha Live. Now I'm in a middle. when I was 10 on Sunday.

You see, that's how big of a wrestling fan you are. You were in Lucha. I was there. I like that. Now I have my alibi for when you guys say I'm not a WVAN, but not true. Alfonso met me when he was four. Over there. At Lucha Libre.

The kid lied. What was, if he's 10 and he was four, six years ago? Yeah. Six years ago, it was 20 what? 2019. 2019? You were always at Lucha. You've been loving lucha.

Posting it ever since. Pap Luisito out and I was like, hey, let's go. Lucha. It's a lucha baby. Lucha time. Penta. Cerao mea. All right.

So, we did our calculation. All of this to win tickets to money in the bank that's going down this Saturday, W.W.E's Money in the Bank, John Cena and Logan Park are going to take on Cody Rhodes and J. Uso. Plus, on Sunday, we're going to be in the city of a Long Beach at the Cricket Wireless Store from 10 a.m. to 12 noon. It's going to be meat, and it's going to be penned. Ta!

Yeah. So you could come through and meet Penta. Maybe he was talking about meeting Penta. No. But he said Leti. I met her.

You know me, Penta? It's because I'm just so like Menta. You're so tapped in with him. Yeah. He's a lot of walk like him too. That part. True. Yeah.

Maximil was like, why you always walk so weird like Penta? Yeah. So we have those tickets. Plus, qualifying you to win front of the line

access for this meeting greet. So this whole weekend could be WWE'd out for you, all right? And we did our calculations. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. All right. We went from one to ten. Yes. We graded these people. Yes. Third place. Who is it?

Who could it be? Alfonso from Westmont. Alfonso from Westmore, our little 10-year-old. We had Simon Cowan here. Yeah, someone hated, so I'm a big hated. Alphonseo. Oh, he's been on hold this whole time. He knew.

He knew. What do you mean he knew? He knew he lost. Well, maybe he had to go to school. Br, he met me. Stay in school, kid. Big. Bro, he just getting started.

I know. He's going to keep going. Yeah, he can get right one day. Get right. All right. Second place is going to be, well, our winner is going to be between Sophie. Oh. I've been loyal.

I've been loyal. And Tony. Sitting on the 405 waiting into traffic. Bumping 105.49 because it's never static. Always coming with the vives. Got to let them have it. There was a three-point difference. The second place got 41 points.

The first place got 44 points. Oh. Okay. Who's the winner? How do we do this? This is our first time. No, I don't know. Drum roll.

Drum roll. And the winner. of Roundback Morning's first ever rat battle. Extravaganza. Goes to... Who? Find out after that. Goes to...

I've been loyal. Sophie, congratulations. Bobby. You just got hooked up with these tickets to go to WW. You said you did this for your son. Thank you. Okay, don't stop. You got to now wrap.

Rapa, how you won. Yeah, how happy you are. Happy, so happy. I'm a winner. Forget the chicken dinner. I go to WWE with Lundy. I can't wait to see you. Congratulations.

I'll meet you on Sunday in Long Beach and enjoy Money in the Bank. Sorry, Tony, bro. But you killed it. Yeah, Tony. They all killed him. That was amazing. That was. great. Okay, right here it says

Sophie rep, produce. Our guy Daniel's been having fun. Oh, he's having fun with him. I'm going to play. I think he produced her rap. Maybe put it over. Play and play it. I've been loyal. The power one of six my whole life. They're loyal. They do things for people. They help us. Lettie. Let'sie. She's a W.W.E.

Roman Raines. You move out of the way because we got our new tribal chief it's lady it's lady you know what the best advice best advice in life you got hilarious word life yeah what is tribal team

oh man tribal chief tribal chief what do you mean I'm a travel team no no tribal chief you are the head of the table yes tribal chief we got a new tribal

we gotta get you some Reebok punk oh that's like she said Cody Rhodes because he's a tribal team no Roman rain Roman yeah I'm going to acknowledge your tribal chief. Acknowledge your tribal chief.

Put your wins up. There you go. Not you. We are. Oh, you guys. Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

Tribal chief. Yes, I love it. He also produced Tony. You ready? Yeah. Sitting on the 4. 5 waiting into traffic. Yeah, I told you.

Yeah. So, it was fun. Tune in next time. We're going to wrap it over and more and more stuff. That was super cool. I liked it a lot. I liked it a lot. I liked it a lot.

All right. Shout out to Sophie. and her little one that are going to enjoy WWE. Maximoe said something perfect. Imagine just being your mom and just going all out, even looking dumb for your kid.

Yeah. Nothing like that. She's loyal and royal. There was her kids. Connected like I'm rosecrans. Rooscrans. Rooscrans. The word is

Did he got caught by the Punisher because of one small detail? What are you talking about? I know this sounds like a Marvel movie, okay? He's insane. But it's not. So Diddy's trial has been going on for about three weeks now. And one of the key witnesses in the trial so far has been a male escort named the Punisher.

Oh my gosh. Yep. All right. So this guy testified that he was paid to have intercourse with Cassie. So now the Punisher has gotten a little bit of fame and clout from this. For real. And has now gone on and do some interviews to talk about his experiences with Diddy and Cassie. And he recently did an interview with Camron, Dipset, diplomats, Harlem rapper.

And Cam asked him many interesting questions. All right? He was, he asked the Punisher about what the experience was like with Cassie and he said he couldn't really get there because there was a guy pacing back and forth watching. All right? I know.

Then he said it got worse when he actually found out that it was Diddy because at first it was just like, oh, that's just my husband. That's just his thing. But how could you not tell it's Diddy? Oh, he was in costume, no? Check this out. He wore a veil. Okay.

For the first year. He wore a veil. For a year. But he was just the veil. But naked would avail. What? In the corner? Yes, watching, right?

This is what the Punisher was saying. He said about a year into it, though, he said that they all kind of realize that the Punisher figured out who they were, Cassie and Diddy. And he said after that, he put the veil to the side and he started wearing a Yankee fitted. Nothing else. Nothing else a Yankee fitted. No, this is 100% true facts according to the Punisher. What does this do for Yankee fittings?

Does this make you want more? Set some back 20 years. Yeah, I might put mine away. Yeah. If he said he wore a L.A. Dodgers hat, how would you look at the Darjeet hat? Oh, that's weird. That's a pretty hat. Yeah.

I'll put my pretty hat on. Right at the club. You know what type of time I'm on? I got my Yankee finish. Oh, my God. That's crazy. You know, you won't even put a hat down there. You'll put a hat on the Yankee hat.

That's a wild. Yeah. So how did he find out it was them? He found out because he walked into a hotel. once. Mind you, these are like the most expensive

hotels in the city. He said that he once after he left a hotel he Googled it how much it was to stay a night there. One of them was $30,000.

A night? Yeah, he said that it looked like the Titanic scene when he's walking down the stairway. That's how the hotel looks.

What? That's how it, that's how he found down in the city. No, that was one of the, like he was in a lot of expensive

hotel rooms. He said he once walked into the hotel room and on the TV it said, welcome Sean Combs. Oh. That's how he found out.

My gosh. He forgot to do what Kendrick and Lefty said. Turn the TV off. Turn the TV off. Yeah, because they do that now at hotels. It's cool. It's like, oh, customized to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For a long time, he actually said that he would Google her, but he would Google, like, her fake name. Cassie. Cassie. And then put, like, married woman. But since she's not technically married, he was never able to get somewhere. Who that person was. And he even thought at a certain important.

point that it was a Megan Good. Oh, no. She gave him a fake name. Got it. Fake name, fake everything. Like this is my husband. He comes in, all of that. It's crazy that they were able to like be disguised for a whole year.

Yeah. Yeah. It was candlelit. It was dark and like, you know, they never really interacted at first. But after the year, I guess there was like some comfortability and stuff like that. Bro, are there photos with Diddy with a Yankee hat on? Oh. Oh, my God.

They're just going to look different. Oh, man. Crazy. Thank you, Vick. Yeah. All right. Well, that was your word. I'm Rose Kranz. Brought to you by local Southern California Toyota dealers.

I'm Rose Kranz, Vic for Brownback Mornings on Power 106. Hey. Umbra Sala with Angie. All right, you guys. Kylie Jenner has revealed stuff about her Tata's, okay? Thank God. Yes. Have you guys ever been wondering how, you know, how they feel and anything like that?

That's amazing. That's crazy. So listen. They look nice. They look nice. They do. They do. And so this TikToker was actually on TikTok and was pleading to Kylie Jenner like,

Kylie, please help me. Like, I really want your boobs. Like, tell me what you got done. This is the video. Please can you just tell me slash us slash anyone that's interested. What it is that you asked for when you had your boots done? To me, you have got what I looking to have done. Was it a teardrop implant, high profile implant, like under the muscle, over the muscle?

Like, do you know what I mean? Like, can you just share? So she was pleading to her. Please share your menu Your Starbucks order Yeah Exactly Give me your order

And she really thought like Like Kylie's not gonna actually reply But to her surprise She actually commented on that video And told her the exact measurements That she got She Kylie commented saying

How can you tell It's not measurement No do tell No do tell Oh yeah yeah So she said She commented it's 445 CC Moderate profile

Half under the muscle Silicone And then she went on to say the doctor's name Garth Fisher Hope this helps, L.O.L. And this is actually Kylie's account.

Yeah, this is a verified account. Not even kidding. Hold on. Yeah. Who is this doctor? That doctor just got so much Yeah. So she's going to get free work forever.

What's wild is this is the time of everyone. Well, this is the time where celebrities are more open about things that they've had done. Yeah. Back in the day, it's like no one's saying whether they got their up there or they're down. They're done. It was just kind of quiet.

Cardi to me, Cardi B is the first one that was like, yeah, I got shot. So what? What I love about this is girls are like, oh my God, Kylie, yes, I have this done. And they're posting it themselves too. And I'm like, yeah. Like the trend that is doing. Yeah. They're just like, oh my God, we love that.

You just acknowledged you. Like, look at mine, Kylie. I'm like, yeah. For research purposes, send the thread. Yeah. Oh, my God. No, but they are praising her for being a girl's girl and actually say, like, admitting to all that and giving the details.

God bless you, Kylie. We love you for that. Especially because even within her family, you know, there's been quite, I remember. Kim Kardashian did a whole x-ray on her booty to make, oh my God. I don't know how that would have proved that it was not true. Same.

Same. It was great television. Yeah, it was. I remember about like the lip filler stuff. She's like, no, I just overline my lips or whatever. And then all of us doing it. Yeah, but no, like in 2015, I know she did deny the boob job. And then in 2023, like in TV, she actually admitted to it.

And she was saying that she regrets getting it in. Let's go. It's a new day. It is. Half muscle or something. Yeah. Oh, my God. Just be honest.

It is. It is what you have. All for honest. All for honest. All right. That's it for Somra Sala. Brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers.

I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Paran 106.