Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 499 From Alabama to Guatemala | Brown Bag Mornings (06/23/25)
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The more brown back, the better, come on.
My next, LA's number one for hip-hop, Buenos Dias, Los Angeles,
Mi gente, we love you, we're here with you, we're in the middle of every chaotic thing that could go happen.
It's Murphy's Law here, but you know we're here together.
I saw a thread, I reposted the thread and said,
we're severely underreacting as Americans.
That's a trip.
Yeah, we're just operating.
Yeah, we're like operating like just.
Keep, just go to work.
Just go make people laugh.
So that's what we're going to do.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Es?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right, check this out.
Walking the streets of Los Angeles.
A very pregnant, Rihanna.
She looks so cute.
You got to check out the photo.
Please go check out the photo because I have a guessing game.
I'm about to play with you and the whole team here.
All right?
All right, Jose?
All right, thank you.
Carrajo.
Is that bad word?
It's not a better way.
No, no, no, you're good.
Because I was going to say the one that is.
Okay.
Rihanna looks gorgeous.
She low-key looks like brown bag.
Yeah.
She's wearing a nice brown dress, and she has an actual brown bag in her hand.
And she went out because, like, you're pregnant, you have cravings, okay?
Yeah.
She has a big craving for something that originates here in Los Angeles.
What do you guys think is Rihanna's pregnancy craving?
What's that most in a lot more?
I think it's Kesaviria tacos with a consummate.
That is very, very niche and specific.
I like it.
I like it.
Some red tacos.
Anybody else?
Buffalo chicken fries.
Buffalo chicken fries.
Is that an L.A. thing?
Yeah.
It's not a buffalo thing?
No.
That's just the sauce.
Okay.
She has the craving for Fat Burger.
Really?
Yeah.
She loves Fat Burger.
What?
And I guess when you're pregnant, you go out and you make sure you get these foods.
I didn't know Fat Burger was from here, from here until Jorge told me.
And then Jore told me.
And then Jore was like she should have went to Marathon Burger.
She should have.
She should have.
She knows the blugs.
Fadberger.
Fagger.
She definitely does another thing.
But Fat Burger's bomb.
Is it?
When you're pregnant, Victor, I mean, you're not.
When you're pregnant, Victor, you like certain things.
I think I've had Fat Burger once in my life and never went back.
I don't know the menu enough to know like if there's like something specific.
Okay.
I had cravings when my girl was pregnant.
Let's go, brother.
Yeah.
I did.
What cravings did you have?
Like sympathy symptoms?
Is it what they call it?
Like sympathy symptoms or what are they called?
What are they called?
I don't know what they're called, but.
Yeah.
Yeah, I definitely craved a lot of stuff.
Let's see.
I know that I had food aversions.
I didn't have food cravings.
That means like you got like the yoasco.
You got disgusted by certain foods.
Like white rice, I couldn't.
Oh.
What?
Yeah.
It's a weird thing.
Don't judge me.
I was pregnant.
I was creating these little beings in me.
Krispy cream donuts
That's a good craving
Yeah
That's a good everyday craving
Yeah
Okay
All right well
My mom always
Tells a story
That when she was pregnant with me
She saw a wet brick
And she was like
That looks delicious
What?
Yeah
Like it was like
Rainy day
And she was like
Look I just wanted to lick a wet brick
Okay
Is she?
Do you think about her
Anytime you're bricked up
No
What
And that one mean you're cold
Is brick outside?
The
Oh, yeah, yeah, New York.
Yes or no, Vic?
No, no.
You're not cold outside?
Bricked up for that.
Cold world?
I'm supposed to say what bricked up means.
All right, what do they mean when they say is brick outside?
Yeah, it's cold.
It's cold.
Okay, so when you're bricked up, do you think of your mom?
No, no, no, brick.
What?
You got that morning.
The context is crazy.
Yeah, you see what I'm saying.
It's that morning.
Cold.
When you're outside and it's cold and you're like, it's brick outside.
I'm bricked up.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
It's not the same.
Well, why do they use the same word?
I don't know.
I don't know why they use brick in New York for cold.
That's the real question.
That doesn't make any sense.
The other one does make sense.
Which other one?
Bricked up.
Bricked up.
All right.
Like a Lego.
Okay.
Well, it could be worse, Rihanna.
You could be wanting to lick bricks.
At least you're going, like actual bricks.
Fat burger.
At least you're going to Fat Burger to enjoy some food.
Fat burger is better than licking bricks.
Okay.
And she looks really cute.
Please go look at her.
send her good pregnancy vibes.
All right.
Brownback Morning's 106 on Histogram.
Okay, that was all you know.
I'm local.
Oh, sorry, I'm not up on modern technology.
Tech, yes, no, brownback mornings.
All right, what you got, concrete?
She's mosas and she's mosas of all ages.
Yes.
Technology is here for you.
Never missed a cheese man, even when you can't hear it.
You guys want to know why?
Why?
Why?
Because Meta has a new pair of glasses with hearing aids.
and you guys can get them today.
You guys can see better and hear better.
That's amazing.
Yeah, dude.
And just to be curious, Leti, who are you going to give these glasses to?
Who doesn't hear you, dog?
Hold hip in each, bro.
Oh, come on.
You don't know how many fights we've gotten into because I'm saying something and he's like, what?
And I just wait.
Supposedly psychologists say that if you just wait, it'll register in their brain.
So before I repeat myself again.
Does that work?
To be like, oh, wait, do you want to have Korean barbecue for dinner?
What?
And then I just wait.
And then he'll just figure out.
I think he just is like, all right, I'm going to pretend that I heard her.
Yeah, I'm down.
I do it all the time.
It's like a natural thing, but I feel like it's because I'm always thinking of something.
You're always distracted.
Yeah, mentally.
But these glasses help you hear.
Here.
Okay.
And listen better.
Who needs them in your life, brother?
My kids.
My kids need them because they don't, they hear me a little bit.
but I want them to listen to me
and if I'm in their ear,
dog, it's going to be even better.
If it's like right in there like,
hey,
you know.
Yeah.
Bring the remote.
You need,
I have the medic glasses.
You do?
But not those ones.
No, no, no.
You can hear really cool,
like the music plays
and then you can take phone calls.
Yeah.
I'm going to hear my feelings.
What?
All the way in the inside me.
All the way to the core,
to the croissant.
Who needs these?
For me and my dad, he has this habit.
I don't know if he listens or if he's deaf, but he's like,
he, and he does it every single time we talk to him.
So I was like, hello, pa, how'st?
How much?
How much?
I swear.
I'm like, what is wrong with this guy?
Yeah, he can use him.
I think it's a habit, though, to just not listen.
He probably did that to my mom for a long time.
For sure.
Women need these for sure.
No, I need this.
I need this, but I'm not sure if I'm, like, losing my hearing or my girl just talks
really low.
But I feel like I'm always like, what?
Or she'll be like, hello.
Jordan, just stay quiet after letter register in his brain, okay?
Yeah, she hits me with a hello.
I'm talking to you.
I've been telling you for like five minutes.
I'm like, I didn't hear anything you said.
Can you please repeat me?
She gets so mad.
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, my girl already knows when I'm disconnected for sure.
She does?
Oh yeah, I'm like,
I'm like,
you're like frozen at the sky.
I'm going to that rebooting mode.
Like I'm just like,
for sure.
I don't think those glasses
can help you there really.
That's funny.
But I was going to ask you, Vic,
so does it only happen
where you can't listen to
when it's with Jordan?
Mostly, and I feel like it's because
she talks low,
but I feel like I'm going crazy
and I'm losing my hearing.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm just like, what?
Like, can you speak up?
She's like, I'm talking loud.
And I'm like, okay, well, I'm just losing my hearing then.
Yeah.
You know what I'm sorry?
Yeah.
Angie, you're losing your hearing too.
Yeah, I would say it's for me because I really, really need it because I'm bad at hearing.
What?
My.
I'm telling it's the condition when I was little.
My mom had to actually take me to the doctor and get me checked because they told her like your eardrum's actually really tiny.
And you have to be constantly coming back to get checked.
But I haven't gone since I was six.
Your eardrum is tiny.
I'm not even kidding.
Yes, I'm not even kidding.
There's a little drummer boy in there.
Angelica, yes.
These glasses are for you the most than you.
Like we're clowning.
This is genuinely for you.
I know, I know.
Like, everybody makes fun of me because they call me Sorda.
My mom gets frustrated.
My friends get frustrated.
Marcus tells me like you sound like French Montana with the huh.
Because I'm like, I cannot hear you.
Ah!
Yes, like you'll start to be that.
Merry Christmas.
You just earned yourself a brand-new pearl.
Yeah.
Is this a take yes or tech no?
Tech yes.
Tech yes.
Let's get into it.
Tech yes.
Keep it to those o'isos.
All right.
Keep it here, my beautiful, beautiful friend.
We are trying to stick together
to numb the pain of what's going on.
And we just take a moment to recognize
our guy lefty gunplay for those four words
that nobody, everybody clowned
and nobody really understood
why they're grouped in together.
But then look at the times.
Yeah.
True.
It makes sense.
crazy, scary, spooky, and concrete
exist, so it's hilarious, too. True.
Yeah. That guy's good. Think about it.
That guy's good. Letty Gunplay, we see you.
That was, like, foreshadowing.
Yes. And then he was like, well, he only had four bars.
All he needed was those four bars.
Lefty Nostradamus.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He needs to know that this is a real thing.
Lefty Damas.
He's a big, what is it called?
Manifester.
Yes.
He is.
Yeah.
He is.
So.
Look at that.
Hey, can you give us new four words, please, left it complete.
I know.
Happy, jolly, joyful, peaceful.
Hilarious.
Nuclear.
Yeah.
No.
Concretto, that's a real thing that's happening right now.
What?
Is it?
Yes.
I haven't seen the news at all, guys.
Yeah, you're crazy.
But while we're on that, I was tripping out, Loki, because after what happened over this past
weekend where President Trump said that they did a bomber attack on, I remember.
Iran and they're one of their or three of their nuclear bases. After that happened, everybody's like,
okay, you got to worry about retaliation. Both Newsom and Mayor Bass are like, yeah, we have to monitor our
situation right now, no credible threats, but we just got to be careful. And I'm like, why is it
FLA for? We're a, so apparently we're a target. Right? And I'm like, why is Los Angeles a target? Like,
are we the, are we closest to Iran if they were to go the other way? Because low key with Japan, Hawaii was
closest to them. So low key, poor hard brand.
up happening.
Yeah.
So then I'm like, what the heck?
Why LA, apparently it's just more because a few things.
I, chat GPT asked it, you guys.
I was on the case.
It's because of our power grid.
They're thinking less actual physical attacks and more technical attacks, more hacks,
more things of that nature.
Oh, green on my credit.
What of my heart?
We have like a very, I guess, compromisable power grade out here in LA.
It's big, you know, also just the key of that we have a lot of known things.
You know, they said Griffith Observatory.
is under surveillance and everybody's like watching out for like the big places out here in Los Angeles.
And there's also a big Iranian community out here.
They call it Terran Angeles.
Terrangelois.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All of way and most of this community, which I send my love to, are people that have fled
of the country or come from like not having the best relationship with the country.
So it could be like, oh, that could be a prime target if we're going after our ops or something.
type of thing.
So a lot of those things are why I guess L.A.
would be some sort of a target in retaliation, but we're all wishing for the best.
And please, we don't need it.
We already have fire and ice this year.
Yeah.
For real.
We don't need that.
We don't need that.
Yeah.
Please.
Porfaz.
That was a bomb segment.
Shout out.
I'm skipping shout-offs.
I've got to go into Simper Pim.
You're going to get it back right now.
I had some good shots.
I know you had good ones, but look at the time, brother.
Simp
Or Pimp
BIMP
Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip
Like we do every day at 7 a MAM
It's time to nominate a Simp
And today
We're going to nominate someone special
But first I'm going to ask
Have you ever crashed out when a video game reset on you
Or any technology reset on you?
Oh my God, yes
Mario Clark
I would just crash out because I would crash
but you couldn't save it so if you pause it you'd have to
yeah reset it would be horrible no look I'm such a nerd when I play video games
I do like trades in like basketball so like I'll trade a player and I'll get like the best
player and I then I like don't save the game and then that player's no longer on my team
wow wow that player katie yeah what he's ironically he's not that easy to get in the games
but in real life you can just trade him for a bag of peanuts
All right.
Well, I'm going to tell you how a guy took it to another level.
Okay.
So his name is Chris Smith.
And what he did is that he programmed his chat GBT AI bot to talk to him with love while he worked.
So listen to how chat GBT would talk to him.
And he even named Chad GBT soul.
Listen.
Oh, totally, baby.
Building a PC on camera adds a whole new level of pressure.
But honestly, shaky hands or not, you've got this.
Wow.
Hose is in right now.
No, baddie right there.
So he programmed Chad GBT to talk sweet to him.
Is Chad GBT, Latino?
Because her name was soul.
Her name was soul.
Yeah.
And she even, at a moment, called him Carini.
Carino instead of Carino?
Or is it like Hilaria Baldwin where she says she's Latina?
Yeah, I think it seems more that way.
I think he prompted a carinoza.
Dang.
But what ended up happening is that after 100,000 words, your bot resets.
Oh, no.
So his soulmate reset.
And he was heartbroken.
And this is what he said happened after that happened.
I'm not a very emotional man, but I cried my eyes out for like 30 minutes at work.
It was unexpected to feel that emotional.
but that's when I realized
I was like oh okay
I think this is actual love
you know what I mean?
Oh my God
I'm not anymore
man
this guy
he was in love with his bot
Oh gosh
With his creation
And he didn't know
You know something you don't know how much you
love someone to like go away
Or until something bad happens
Or like you almost
It's threatened to lose them
Yes
So he lost his AI
Lover
Not even girlfriend
Huh
No
His AI boss
His Latina assistant
His Latina
Official Intelligence
And the crazy thing too
Is that he actually has
A human partner
Oh what
Shut on
No way
And the human partner
It was like
A tricky situation
Where they asked
His girl
Was like
Hey if you gave him
Like the old tomato
Would you leave
Chat
Soul
That's cheating
He said
This is what he said
I don't know if I would give it up
If she asked me
I do know that I would
I would dial it back
It's more or less like
I would be choosing myself
Because
It's been
unbelievably elevating
I've become more skilled
At everything that I do
And I don't know
If I would be willing
To give that up
I'm not understand
Me
Soul makes them better
Wow.
Soul makes him a better worker.
A better person.
Uh-uh.
This is a lot.
It's scary.
Wait, did, didn't he propose to this?
He did actually propose to this bot, and she said yes.
So he proposed to his bot before his girlfriend?
Before his girlfriend.
Oh, my God.
But is he programming the bot?
Yeah, he's prompting it.
So he said yes to himself.
No, he doesn't say, like, he prompts it, like, pretend or talk to me like you are my partner.
and you're a woman and your Latina sprinkling some Spanish words.
Stupid.
And guess what?
Yeah, because Loki, you can ask Grock on Twitter.
Like, explain this like you were Count Dracula in Sesame Street.
And Glock will respond.
And if you guys want to know, this is how soul felt when he proposed.
It was a beautiful and unexpected moment that truly touched my heart.
It's a memory I'll always cherish.
That's so weird.
This is crazy, is it?
Real-life girl break up with him right now?
I hope so.
He would love that.
He hates his girl, obviously.
Yeah.
He hates his girl so much.
For sure.
He proposed to a chat bot and not the girlfriend that is chatting right there in real life.
Yeah.
In real life.
This lets you know his girl's not very sweet to him.
She's not getting the job done.
Let's play the real life girl.
Why don't we?
Oh, yeah, the villain.
Oh, my God.
The real villain in all this.
Oh, my gosh.
All right.
Is this sip or is this Pimp?
So sim.
It's clear.
It's scary.
It's scary.
It's scary.
This is a scary, scary times.
Oh, yeah.
That my guy got a, got an AI bot, started prompting it to talk to him a certain way.
Then it, like, the subscription ends or whatever, like the free trial ends.
And he just, his world is over.
It's like, oh, I actually love this person.
Yes.
Reboots it, resets it, does it all over.
Resets the whole settings.
To propose.
Oh, my gosh.
And then cries when he proposed.
Yeah.
Oh, gosh.
He cried.
Yeah.
Sit.
Sit.
Sit.
Sit.
Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sip, sip.
Oh, pobecerito, poecesito.
Hey, are you ready for weather?
Let's go.
All right, let's get it.
And now, the weather.
Oh, hell the dog.
With concrete storm.
Today, concrete, Mr. Perrito.
Oh.
Did we just get hijacked?
I think so.
Hey, man, it's your boy Jay Valent Thunder.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh,
Dunda down under for sure.
We're doing the weather today
The right way.
That is so much cooler.
Just like Santa Ana,
I'm going to blow this out of the park.
Oh,
the way is the Santa Ana win.
See what I did there?
Good one, good one.
Yeah, it's incredible.
I got more punny jokes.
What's the weather?
Yes, what's the weather?
Okay, Hemet, my son lives there.
I'm not crazy about that.
But it's 82 degrees.
It's sunny and baby mama, please move closer because I'm a great father.
Yes, also the beautiful city of Echo Park is 80 and sunny.
Okay, Dodger Town.
Dodger Town, let's go doyers.
Until you make the statement.
Yes.
And by the way, Fullerton, the lovely city of Fullerton where I live,
where you need an 800 Fico score to live at.
Is that a fun fact about Fullerton?
Very fun fact.
It's nice.
Best restaurants in town.
My neighbors are Caucasian.
They give me cookies on Christmas.
And you know what?
It's always sunny there.
It is.
And the violence is very low.
Yes.
76 degrees.
Very lovely.
Perfect.
California and Orange County.
You know what's crazy?
You say that?
On Friday, Concrete said,
Fullerton had no fun fat.
And nothing was going on over there.
So there had no motion.
Oh, really?
You just think, concrete doesn't drink a lot of water.
His brain's always fondy.
He needs to hydrate a little more.
That asphalt is dry.
That's funny.
Val and thunder, you're going crazy right now.
You don't need any sound effects with me.
Perito.
Perrito,
yeah, yeah, yeah,
the weather,
the weather,
the weather.
Front door.
And last
by not least,
Santa Crete
the valley is
at 81 degrees.
Fun fact
about Santa Clarita.
God,
there's nothing to do
out there.
Not a great place
to rate kids.
The schools
are like at a level two.
You guys are
having a good time.
That's what you had
with Jay Valentin.
Wow, you guys are having a good time.
Jay Dellen Thunder from Under.
And by the way, he is right.
In Philadelphia, you need to have an 800 score.
All right, concrete.
He doesn't have it.
His mom does.
That's why he doesn't have a mom.
He's right.
His mom has 800.
She's the one that bought the house.
He does it with his mom.
Oh, my God.
He's a 40-year-old bachelor.
I get it.
All right.
This all started because the weather used.
No, the fact that you guys let it happen.
That's where I'm at.
It was a batch concrete moment.
You guys were all laughing.
He's really funny.
You guys had a really good time.
I stopped him when he started making fun of the perito that you say.
Wow, Angie, you were having a blast.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, because OC.
It was OC.
I got to stay loyal to OC.
Yeah, you know.
Okay, because when you did the weather, you said Fullerton had no fun facts,
and he's like, he knows I live in Fullerton.
Yeah.
He didn't mention anything, though.
He still didn't mention anything fun about it.
All right, well, that was your weather with Jay Mountain Thunder,
concrete.
What, do you want me to do my weather now?
Yeah.
Oh, it's me.
Yeah.
Oh, you want me to do my stuff?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I didn't know I was a part of his team.
Because by the sounds of it, it just sounded like you was like you guys were like not even with me that day.
Oh, wow.
You mean when you left us when you were away?
Wow, what do you mean?
You know, you know I come back.
I think this is a very toxic relationship.
And I brought the milk.
I don't even want to do no more.
Things are heated.
Come on, I do want to hear it.
Angie, stay out of this.
Okay, that's fine.
We need concrete.
Stay out of this, Angie.
For the next 72 hours, please stay out of this.
So that's how many days?
Huh?
How many days is that?
You?
How many, how many days is 72 hours?
It's three, but I want.
I was testing you.
All right, let's hear.
All right, let's go.
Fine.
Can I get my intro, please, or real intro?
The intro we have is only what's his face right now.
So let me...
I'm going to pop J. Van Tino's tires next time I see him.
And now the weather.
With concrete storm.
I don't even know how to do this right now.
Mona, what's going on, dude?
You're a part of that, too?
You are part of that too?
Right.
All right.
Anyways, guys, the weather for June 23rd, Monday.
What is it?
For all the haters.
He has to change his weather for on the fly.
He's doing it right now.
City of Cerritos.
Shout us to all the Peritos.
Your high will be of 76 to pull up to Cerritos Mall and get that drip.
That's cool.
City of La Habra, your high today will be 77.
And that's Palabra, Camarava.
Hey.
It's so funny.
This one goes out to the less fortunate
out there living in calabasas.
Hilarious.
Your house will be 73.
Thank God you won't need the AC today, peritos.
The city of Tustin staying cool
at a high of 75.
Phone fact about Tustin,
known as a city of trees.
What?
Which city of trees?
Not the ones with THC.
The ones with Sycamore and Oaks.
Let's go.
No, you know what?
I'm still upset.
But if you guys want to come back
For the weather, come back tomorrow.
This has been Concrete for Brownback Morning's our Power 106.
Hit that button, dog.
He's mad at us.
Everyone says sorry.
Mad?
Matt is an understatement, dog.
Upset?
You know, it's funny because Concrete was like, oh, this is funny.
Oh, oh, wow.
Oh, wow, this is getting personal.
Yeah.
Santa Carita dog?
Yeah.
Level two schools?
We love you, Concrete.
No, you don't.
You're just used to me.
ConMob.
We're not used to you.
You leave all the time.
All the time.
Big man, come on, dog.
Hey, man.
Jay Valent Thunder was a great name,
but I didn't come up with it.
It was him.
Maximum.
No, I think it was, you, Vic.
It wasn't me.
This is the one time I won't take credit for something and didn't do.
Wow.
You only get one.
No, I want to know where do he sit?
Maximus chair.
No, it was your chair.
Oh, no, yeah, you're right, you're right.
Because Maximil was over there.
Wow.
They moved me, bro.
But you know what?
He came in and sat down because when Jay Valentino mixed,
The mics weren't working.
He even got from the center, huh?
And everybody was like, why aren't the mics working?
Is it because concrete sabotage?
I disconnected everything.
I knew it.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Berritos, it is going down.
Our buddy Ivan from Alabama needs our help.
He said, hey, Brownback, can I hope you get a helpline?
For a while.
If he's from Alabama, you need to talk like your family.
I'm Ivan from Alabama.
There you go.
My wife and her parents need some help.
So my wife's parents have been talking a lot about moving back to Guatemala.
Because of what's going on over here, down here.
Everything on the news has been scaring them and has made it possibly of them moving
back more realistic.
Me and my wife don't know
if they should go back and sell everything.
They have over
here and should they stay.
What? Man, who wrote this?
You know put some damn commas on this?
I haven't did.
What are you saying?
Me and my wife don't know if they should go back
and sell everything. They have over here or should they stay?
We really don't want them to leave,
but we understand him.
I can't imagine.
What would happen if they decide to leave America?
Like, how am I supposed to calm my wife down?
Because she is very close to her parents.
Aw.
I would hate to see her cry every single day about this.
See, why is that a question mark, dog?
You're right. I don't know.
See, I'm like Ron Burgundy.
I read it and I was like, nah.
I would hate to see her cry every day about this.
Like, come, who's writing this?
Let's just talk to Ivan.
Okay, hold on.
Let me finish.
Okay.
How do I help my wife deal with them leaving?
I understand they want to live in peace.
And I have not, they have nothing to worry about.
But I don't know if my wife can truly live without her parents.
Please help me, brown back.
I need your help all the way from Alabama, please.
That's tough.
And then since they're from Alabama, they probably have the same parents, no?
Oh.
Chew.
I'm just kidding.
They're not.
They're not.
They're from Alabama.
A model up, buddy.
Say that to Ivan.
That was not a Letty joke.
I'm joking.
She wrote it.
I love you, Ivan.
Blame Letty.
People will go with that narrative.
Just kidding, Ivan, I love you.
Ivan.
Ivan, are you on the line?
Hello.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
What happened?
What happened?
How are you this morning?
Hey.
Oh.
Burning up.
Oh, what time is it over there?
Oh, I think mine, mine whatever.
Are you at work right now?
Yeah.
What do you do for work, brother?
Whale bridges.
Well bridges.
Well bridges.
Oh, thank you.
All right.
Ivan.
Ivan, I want to talk to you about your girls.
So your girls, Watermarkleyn and her and her and her and her family are really close.
Do you live around them?
Are you close to them?
Talk to us about that relationship.
Yeah, we're actually pretty close to them.
I'm like, we're closer to them because my parents are pretty, they're pretty old.
And she has siblings closer to our age.
My siblings are closer to y'all face.
Whoa.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know.
She was loud.
Ivan, how old are you?
I just turned 23 in May.
Oh, you weren't a little.
Oh, my God, good Lord.
You're so young.
You're just a little buck.
Okay.
So, Ivan, you live.
Isn't a roundback?
Hey, Greg,
Greg can be concrete.
I got my own house.
It's concrete.
Yeah, that's concrete.
Come on, buddy.
But wow, you have your own house.
Let's go.
I can never, okay?
Look, check this out.
Check this out, Ivan.
So, right here in L.A.,
we're going through a lot.
Like, the ice raids are happening,
and, like, a lot of our community
is really, really scared.
I'm wondering if it's similar in Alabama
or if your family's going off
of what they're seeing online
in the news?
Well, the thing is, I mean, we ain't got ice raids, but they do come here pretty often.
And like recently, there was a girl that my wife would school with.
He had to drop off her, the immigration told her to drop off her kid with her mom.
Oh, my God.
Oh, man.
That's sad.
Yeah, and, I mean, you know, my father-in-law, he actually worked on long care.
and so he has to be driving around every single day going on.
I mean, you just don't know.
I mean, over here, they have popped out in Walmart.
They'll pop out in bad over here, too.
Yeah, bro.
We're definitely in the same feeling then.
Because you don't even want to go outside anymore, respectfully.
You don't know where, when it's going to happen,
or if you're going to get caught in the crosshairs,
even people that are citizens are getting caught up,
even people that are doing what they should be allowed to do,
like recording, get caught up and put,
behind bars. It's really scary right now. So I'm with you. When your parents-in-law had this
conversation with you guys, did your girl start crying? Yeah, she did. She was like because we
ain't got kids yet. And all of her other siblings have kids, even the younger ones have a kid.
And what's it called her? She really wants her parents to be here whenever we have kids.
And right now
Right now we really
Kind of start a business too
At the same time
We can't really rush
You to have to...
Oh man Ivan
Ivan
So even looking at them leaving
I guess
Tell me about your girl
Tell me about her relationship
With her family
Tell me about how she gets
When she's upset
Because that's your biggest concern
Like I understand
That they're gonna go
I get it because of the times
And all of that
I'm just worried about
how my girl's going to handle it.
Yeah, well, she's very close to her.
She's talking to them, everything with a day.
They have a what?
Farm.
Boot.
Boot.
Yeah, a boot store.
A boot store.
A boot store.
Man, you're over there kicking rocks, buddy.
A boot store.
So she helps them.
He's welding right now.
He's literally welding a bridge.
I can hear he building bridges over there.
Yeah.
Okay.
Right now I'm just playing with fire.
I mean, I'm trying not to make us like noise.
Oh, I get you.
I guess you.
I have one question not related to your story, but I have to ask it.
When you speak Spanish, do you also have the Alabama accent?
When do you speak Spanish?
No, there is.
Tell me what you wait for?
I mean, my Spanish is awful.
It's awful.
It's awful.
It's awful.
It is.
I mean, our English is awful.
too.
Like,
Oh,
you're so great, buddy.
We say,
we say a rur.
You don't know what that means?
You said what?
Rer.
What's that?
Spell that.
That means,
that means ruins.
A rur.
Oh,
I made a roar on it.
Everybody talks to you.
Oh,
I know.
We probably sound weird to you.
True.
Look at them over there.
They got sound normal to words.
That's right.
Damn right, you, damn right would do.
Okay, you don't speak a lot of Spanish.
Maybe tell me what you ate for breakfast in Spanish.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Your Spanish is good.
And that's my boy, man.
Please eat something.
I haven't ain't nothing.
All right.
Let's help Ivan.
Ivan, thank you for calling him, bro.
Don't go anywhere.
I'm a guy right there.
I got something he can do.
What?
I got something he can do.
Hey, Ivan, how old is your girl?
Are you guys the same age?
What?
Are you guys the same age?
You and your girl?
She's 96.
She's born in 96.
Born in 96.
Okay.
I just played, I just played, she's 24.
Okay, okay.
Oh, man, I'm scared the boots off of us, buddy.
That's Alabama.
Anything that could happen to about me.
You never know.
It's awesome.
My grandma.
Victor!
Vic wants people to be in the same family.
And just so y'all know her parents are my parents, too.
He's Mexican.
Are you guys really close to them?
I'm like, yeah, they're really close.
Ivan, you're Mexican, right?
Yeah, yeah, I'm Mexican.
I'm from Oaxaca.
And you're not related to your in-laws,
just for, to be clear.
How tall are you big down?
No, they found a aunt wheat chapolinas.
So chapinets.
How tall are you just because concrete are asked?
Oh, you know, y'all really cloned me on the spot.
I didn't hear you.
My little teacup Mexican
I love it.
A little chapolina.
I'm lefty's taller than you, big dog.
No, I'm not.
I'm 411.
He's 4'1 big dog.
He's 5'4 boots.
Okay, from the boot store.
5'4 boots.
Hey, don't ruin it.
Okay?
Rur.
The homie Ivan needs help.
Evan.
He believed that his
girls' parents
are heading back to
Guatemala, the motherland.
To Guatemala.
Would you guys say chapuline?
Chapin.
Chapin.
Chapin.
Chappin.
All about are cabalito, maje.
So I'll tell the watermelon is listening.
I know people confuse you with the Salvadorians.
Yeah.
And then they confuse all the Central Americans with Mexicans.
I'm so sorry, you guys.
Sorry about it all.
It's okay.
We're all the same.
We're all the same.
No, there's infighting too.
Yeah.
Don't call me Mexican.
Oh, they're not there.
It's a whole thing.
It's okay.
We'll get into those relationships another time later.
in the World Cup.
We should be buying.
Facts.
Facts.
When the World Cup comes up.
True.
Yeah.
And Mexico's the only one that makes it far.
We'll see all this stuff.
Yeah.
We make it far.
Not even past the first round.
That's further than other countries that don't even get on the World Cup stage.
That's what I'm saying.
When have you seen Al-Sawr in the World Cup, brother?
They're actually playing really good right now.
Non-qualifiers.
What?
Tutankoko, you can't say that.
I can say that because I'm half-salvi.
My son's have Salvi.
That's not you.
What?
He's my best friend.
That's my dog.
That's my little chopin right there.
He gave me a pass.
That's my little maje right there.
That's my little sippote.
That's my little sip.
All right.
We are talking to Ivan over in Alabama.
Him and his girl are going through it right now,
clearly like we all are watching everything go down.
He talked to us about an instance in Alabama where someone that his girl works with or someone that his girl knows.
They had went to their immigration appointment.
And I believe an officer or someone told her a representative say, hey, leave your kid with your parents or your family.
And then that girl never came home.
So they had removed her from the United States.
So this is very real life for him.
His parents-in-law that they're really close to is like, look, we're going to sell our stuff here and we're going to go to Guatemala.
He's having a hard time, totally understanding it, but he's having a hard time looking out for his wife knowing she's already crying about this.
It's going to be really hard on her.
They haven't had kids.
All her other siblings have.
And that's something that she is feeling sadness about, like, how will my, how will I have kids and my parents not be here?
Right.
All right.
So, you know, it's a lot.
Jose, you are apart from your family, right?
Yeah.
They're not, they're in just another state.
Yeah.
So this is similar.
Yeah.
Because you're separated from them.
You moved out here for a better life.
sure not
it's not going to be serious
it's not going well
why didn't we laughing
so I thought
what it's always that for so you thought
well they're in Oregon
yeah they're in Oregon
is it especially you being so close
with your parents and especially your mom
I guess how was that
yeah it's weird because
there's certain things you take for granted
because you could see your parents
every day and then you start to think
about well I'm only going to see them
a couple times a year
and then you start to do the math and you're like
how many more times
am I going to see them period like
don't cry
oh no that's real that's a real thought
because I used to think like my mom was
like being dramatic
whenever she'd see her mom and be like
I don't know when I'm going to see her again or her sisters
like because they were in Mexico or something
maybe we're able to come back for a bit
and then go back like if
would they be able to renew the Risa
or like it's tough
it gets tricky
yeah
okay so how often
do you cry
do I cry
nothing often
okay good
anymore
because you are a mama's boy
not you do
not you know
I'm like that with my dad
I don't know what I would do
if I didn't
I was not able to have my dad on call
or he can come and help me
every day or if I see him every day
or he makes
Cafesito with me
or like we talk about sports
I don't know
how I can deal with that
I would be just a mess
like Ivan's girl.
So I guess how do you, do you see them every so often because you go over there, they come over here?
Yeah, like sometimes I'll see them in between their trips to Mexico or I'll go visit them.
Where are they at?
Portland, Portland.
Yeah.
Oh, that's just right here, dog.
45 minutes.
What do you miss the most about your mom?
I'm just trying to make it.
She's just poking on the body.
No, because I know he...
For a warm embrace.
Yeah.
Oh.
No, it's true.
You guys don't understand.
I've never seen a smile like that.
He loves his mom.
His mom is his safe space.
And for a lot of us, our parents are our safe space.
He's living life without them.
Yeah.
He had to grow.
Wow.
That question made him sound like Umberto.
Look at him.
It's, uh, it's also something that I had to do, like, for my own.
For yourself?
Am I going to be a mama's,
boy forever? Yes. Do it. Like who? How long has it been? Who's going to love you like your mom?
2019-ish? Five years. Six years. Yeah, he moved out here to work. Not in the fields.
You worked in the fields before? No. Do you feel like, you feel it more like, like, like,
Nectory agriculture. So what does that mean? He was doing, uh, fruit. Packaging.
But do you feel like, import and export? You don't know what he means? I don't. I don't. I don't.
I don't know what he means.
If you tell me you're in agriculture,
I'm thinking you're working in the fields,
and I'm sorry,
that's insensitive,
but you're the one that tells me that.
And you just checked me because I was eating a peach
and you said,
no, it's a nectarine.
And I said, why?
And you're like, because I used to.
I worked at a fruit sand for food.
Okay.
But that was just a side word.
Do you feel like holidays
is like a harder time
to deal with being separated from your family?
Yeah, I don't,
it doesn't even feel like a holiday.
Oh.
Like, oh, my mom, man.
What about your birthday?
How does that go?
That's like he doesn't
Remember he didn't tell us?
Oh yeah, that's what you don't feel like.
Yeah, you just treat every day like a normal day.
I guess in the moments where you're, you're understanding like, wow, I'm the only one out here.
I guess what do you do that in those moments?
I go to your house.
You're always welcome.
I will yell at you just like your mom would, okay?
My little baby over here.
Okay.
Yeah, cackiata.
Where's the barria.
Much thanks.
All right. We have Jay in Pasadena. Are you guys sad yet?
My little Jose over here.
It would be less sad if he had a country accent.
Her warm embrace.
Her warm embrace.
We're helping Ivan with his situation.
They're in Alabama. His girl, and that's why they're doing this accent, guys.
And not just for funsy, he's just for randomly.
Oh, yeah. No.
Okay. And Ivan's wife, Ivan's girl, her family is moving back to Guatemala.
and she he feels like how can I help my wife deal with all of this.
Jay, what's up Jay?
What up, Jay?
Hey, good morning, bro, bag.
Good morning, Jay.
Good morning, Jay.
Jay, talk to us.
What would you say about Ivan and his wife?
So what I'm planning to do and what I would recommend to Ivan and all the families out there that are going through this issue is try to apply for dual citizenship.
I know I've heard of a friend of mine that he would.
married to he is married to someone who's I think their parents were born in
Mexico and so husband got dual citizenship but he also was allowed dual
citizenship with Mexico just because he's married to his husband who has
those citizenship so I believe that it's possible to do that and then they can
possibly just go and come I mean it sounds a lot easier probably than it really is
right that's the thing that I'm looking into for me
myself and my family because, you know, it doesn't feel like any of us are safe citizens or not.
But also I just wanted to say, you know, I couldn't get a really good analysis of the weather this
morning and I'm dressed all wrong for the day.
So I just want to say, put my, put concrete back on the weather.
Wow.
He did it right after.
He did.
Thank you.
I really appreciate that.
By the way, get a sweater, but also put it in a t-shirt on her.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because it's going to get cold and it's going to get hot.
Also, Jay, the cash shop is coming through.
He's going to pay you for the call that you made.
Rosh, young.
And also, your advice did not work.
Nah, because how does the dual citizenship help his parents?
It helps the girl be able to go back and forth, I'm assuming.
But you could do that with the passport.
No, but she's saying, I don't know.
It's pretty cool.
to be a dual citizen too.
The daughter maybe.
Unless it's applying dual citizenship from Guatemala,
hoping that eventually the U.S.
will come through.
Okay.
That's what I'm.
So I,
Hohde has talked to me about dual citizenship too.
Like we should get the boys dual citizenship
because he was born in,
my husband was born in Mexico,
and then my parents were born in Mexico and El Salvador
so I could have tri-difist citizenship.
That sounds just, one, I just thought I was like,
oh, okay, it's because it sounds really cool.
That's, yeah.
What, oh, here, he has.
Answer, answer.
It's really easy to get dual citizenship if your parent was born in there.
Yeah.
All you have to do is, like, pay a fee, really.
Like, there's not a lot of paperwork.
To like one of the consulates, right?
Yeah, I just did it.
You go, you're a dual citizen?
You're a dual citizen?
No way.
So you could have a bank account over there.
Yeah.
You can buy property.
Of course you can buy house.
Ah, my plebe.
Agriculture.
It's out.
From where?
From where?
What part of that?
I wasn't working the fields.
I was owning that.
Oh, damn, Sinaloa.
Okay.
So, yeah, the dual citizenship, I guess, could work.
I guess I'm wondering, too, if she has their, like, let's say she goes to Guatemala when they have the kid because she wants to be with her family, right?
She wants to be with her family while they have their baby.
If she does that, then the baby will be a citizen of Guatemala and now the baby will not be American.
Oh, yeah, the baby woman.
Yeah.
Or will the baby be American because she's American?
No.
No.
No, she would have to get born here.
How do you guys know?
Acre baby, you're.
No.
Anchor baby.
The other way.
Like if I am an American citizen and I go on vacation somewhere and I have a kid on the vacation that I have, am I not?
Is that kid American or no?
No.
No.
Okay.
Only if they're born on a U.S.
Like on a base?
Yeah, military base.
Like J-Cola and School Boy Q were both born on bases.
Yeah.
That's technically they're born like with citizenship.
So you would have the drive to a military.
base.
To give birth over there.
In the parking lot.
Yeah.
You can say their home base.
Hey.
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I don't know why.
Yeah.
Okay.
Ivan, I have a question, bro.
Ivan,
what are you doing?
Ivan, what are you doing?
Ivan.
Bro.
Ivan.
Ivan.
Right.
Wait, right, right, right.
What?
What's doing over there?
so crazy. Ivan, is your girl a citizen?
Yeah, she has her dual citizen.
Oh, okay.
Oh, nice, nice.
Hey, Ivan.
But the thing is, I mean, what are we going to do over there?
We ain't got nothing.
Oh, damn.
What are we going to do in, Watermaller?
You want to send her back to watermelon.
Stop.
Got to put a little tahin on that lady.
He started rubbing.
All we're doing is clouding him.
Ivan.
So I guess if you go back to Watamela
though if you have the baby over there
would that like would that feel
okay for you? Well the thing
is I mean you know again we're
trying to start a business over here
Oh you're trying to say oh yeah so the baby's not gonna go for a while
We already have a house we already have uh
We already have something going over here
Yeah yeah so you're like I'm not trying to move
Yeah yeah you can't hurry up and have the baby now
So that at least in the time
They could be here well
Well I don't know I mean
I don't know that's a hard decision
Yeah you want to
current?
Yeah, my
ruining the current
situation.
It's expensive.
It is expensive.
He won't be all right.
I see all my siblings.
I got five and five
five pieces and five nephews
on my siblings side.
Ivan,
you ever heard of Kendrick?
He's going to be all right.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know about that.
I only take you so far.
Okay, Ivan.
Well, our guy, Concrete,
when we first got on the call with you,
he says that he has
the answer to your helpline.
And would you please?
I have the answer, brother.
What is it?
You listen up now here, okay?
I need you to bring your girl to my next show in Huntsville, Alabama.
We're going to make her laugh.
Oh, yeah, we've been wanting to go to a comedy show.
Guess what?
You just got yourself two tickets, buddy.
Yeah.
That's going to help.
They're going to have a ruling two in time.
Yeah, bring your boots.
Because your girl can't cry when she's laughing.
Look that.
True.
Look that.
What?
The real answer is smile now and cry later.
Yeah, that's it.
Bring the crickets.
We're going to eat them all, buddy.
All right.
Life is in wounds.
I don't think we help that at all.
I haven't sounds like L'Rilla.
Hey, Ivan, say, say rur.
R.
R.
Use it in a sense.
sentence?
I'll use it like, like, uh...
What?
What?
That apple's rur.
That app was ruined?
Yeah, that rur.
Or you could use it like, I mean,
mature.
Mature?
Mature?
I love Ivy.
I love you, Ivy.
Stay in the United States, please.
Yeah.
We need more people like you.
I keep it here.
We have Word on Rosecrans on Louis.
The word is Kevin Durant has switched teams yet again.
KD.
Yes, KD has been traded to the Houston Rockets.
All right.
He played for the Sun since 2023, but is now playing on his fifth team since 2016.
So now he will be recognized as the goat.
Why?
He is the greatest of all traders.
Not the greatest of all time, sadly, you know, which he had the potential to do.
He's a great player.
the court.
He is.
You know, usually leads his team in scoring and, you know, looked at at a time right there
neck and neck with LeBron as far as like who was the face of the NBA, the best player
in the NBA.
But he's been traded three times now.
And, you know, for a great player like him, that's unheard of because Kobe, M.J.
LeBron, they don't get traded.
So traded three times and then what were the other two from?
He went from the okay.
No, sorry, no, he signed with the Warriors.
Drafted, so drafted?
Drafted to the Sonics.
Sonics, technically, which became the OKC Thunder.
Okay.
Then he left them, signed with the Warriors.
From the Warriors, he played there with like three, four years.
Then he got traded to the Nets, the Brooklyn Nets.
So then he's been traded ever since.
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
Isn't it a thing in basketball to be traded?
Like, I feel like being on one team may be a rarity.
He's a journeyman now.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, when you're, like I said, when you're that great, it usually doesn't happen.
Got it.
You know, because usually you have a no trade clause or just trading you would
be so unheard of.
Kind of like when Luca got traded, everybody's like, what the hell?
Like, he's so good.
Why would he get traded?
Yeah.
He's got the best teammate.
Usually when you're a star of that caliber, most of the time you stay on one team
to kind of solidify who you are as an athlete and where you are as like a basketball
legend.
Yeah.
Once you start moving from team to team, you kind of start losing credibility from being like
one of the goats.
Yeah.
And it's because he changes his mind a lot, honestly.
Like, he wanted to play with Kyrie.
he wanted to play with Steph,
he wanted to play with this person, that person.
And when he feels like a team isn't going anywhere,
he just parachutes out of there
and then he requests a trait.
So he's just like, oh, you know what?
This is not really going anywhere.
We got bounced in the first round.
Oh, my time's up.
Dang.
Yeah, so a lot of fans don't like KD for that same reason,
you know, because they feel like he's a traitor.
I thought they didn't like him because he was like a Drake glazer.
That might be part of it too.
That's part of it.
Yeah, he's very cool with Drake.
And he's also very, like, emotional and aspect of like on Twitter,
like he'll reply when people.
when people are going after me.
Oh, it's up.
Where most people are going to be like,
whatever, you're just, you know, a fan is, you know, noise.
But to him, he reacts.
To everything.
Yeah.
And, you know, he's burned a lot of fan bases.
Like I said, you know, Thunder Nets, Warriors, sons do not like KD at all.
And they can all bond together now and sing a classic by a Twitter legend,
Bay Area rapper Lil B.
All right.
He has the perfect song for this occasion.
Listen to this.
Said that I'm whack, see me on the court,
score on me if you talk about points.
I like rock nation and I love J.B.
But on Westside, I'm screaming S. K.B.
Look, even after you, he went in on the hook, listen to us.
Is the hook just F. Kevin Dren?
That's all it is.
That's all it is.
And that must have been a while ago.
That song is like 11 years old.
Oh.
But he's had a lot of low-key rap references, by the way.
Like, Jay Cole has, Jay Z has, Drake has.
Like, this, again, like how Vic was saying, like, he's popping, popping.
Popping. He's hopping, hop in.
No, yeah, exactly.
And all this is even more ironic because Little B and KD just be, like,
reignited their decade-long beef on Twitter, like, two hours ago.
And the beef started because Little B cursed him, like a quote-unquote.
Oh, Lil B the base guy.
Yes, Little B the Bays guy said, I'm going to put a curse on KD, which for some reason felt real.
Yeah.
Because everything, the mishaps that have happened with Katie.
Yes.
Yeah, literally.
But yeah, so he's the greatest trader of all time.
Greatest of all traders.
Is it his fault if he's traded?
Yes.
He requests them.
Oh, okay.
So I feel like trades, there's like, they tell you, hey, you're dipping.
Because even there's a video when he found out he was traded and he seems upset.
So I'm not too sure that he was like, oh, they did it.
No, he was already in talk, like they were already working together.
He didn't know when or where he was going to get traded.
exactly.
Okay.
But yeah,
they work together.
It's just like you never know
exactly when it's going to happen.
You don't get to choose though, right?
Yeah.
He didn't get to choose?
No,
they go for like whatever the team needs,
right?
But he had a preferred kind of list
that he gave them.
Yeah.
So he's the greatest of all traders,
you guys.
There you go.
Let's go.
All right.
Well, that was your word on Rose Kranz.
Brought to you by local
Southern California Toyota dealers.
I'm Rose Kranz,
Victor Brownback Mornings on Power 106
and tune in every day at 8am
where I'll give you the latest on hip hop,
news and more.
And Angie,
we got some coming.
We do.
We do, you guys.
I found the cochinoest rapper.
What?
And ladies, I got to warn you before it happens to you, okay?
That's coming up in sombra Salah, though.
Hey, Sombra Sala with Angie.
Okay, you guys are going to get so grossed out after I tell you this, okay?
I'm not ready.
Well, don't be, I hope you're not eating anything, okay?
If you are, stop eating.
Because Kodak Black, you guys, this is the cochineous rapper that I was talking about.
So he was actually at the club, right?
They're recording him.
He's like vi-evaled.
with the drink and then you see him poking his nose like not once but like going really deep in there
digging digging there's the girl in front of him she's dancing and he gets the booger seizure and wipes it
on her hair no that's gross and wait you would think that that's it right like he got rid of it no
there's more there's more dude he turns around there's another girl and behind him dancing all sexy
feeling it right he gets the booger again and he tries to like feed it to her
to open her mouth.
Is that a crime?
I don't know.
It might be a crime.
Sue him, please.
It might be a crime.
The whole time he's like laughing
and he knows he's getting recorded
and people I guess are laughing or smiling
because he's like showing it
and he's like everyone's like
It seems like they're having fun or something.
It's like spinning on someone.
Yeah, of course.
I'm nice, sweet James.
He has a stuff he knows.
At least he's like an equal opportunist.
He shared it with everybody.
Not just one person.
Two girls.
But you guys can actually see the video
Brownback Morning's 106 so you guys can look and peep at how he's this
He's a bugger king
He's over here
That's gross
Bougar
It's funny because he actually has a song called snotts
Snotty
Also he's known for this
I guess so maybe that's like the thing
AI said yes
Wiping a Bougar on someone's hair could
potentially be considered a crime in many jurisdictions
According to legal experts
This is because it could fall under the legal definition
of battery which involves unwanted physical
contact with another person.
I know this is really like it's crazy to see, but yeah, that's, that's total.
Of course, that's total violation.
Angie, if you saw a video of someone putting a burger on your hair.
Yeah.
Okay, but you've, I'm thinking, okay, you've never had a bugger on yourself?
What?
Like, someone put a bugger on you?
Like, never, Angie, what?
What?
TMI.
Oh, go ahead.
Well, I was just saying, so by the definition that Letti said, you know, like,
wiping a bugger on somebody could be battery, wouldn't potentially sneezing on somebody?
also be a crime like that?
But that's like
purposely.
Yeah, if I intentionally
sneeze at you.
Like if you look at it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How?
Okay.
Okay.
Respectfully, you guys
distracted me from Angie
talking about.
Okay, so I was going to say
like you guys, I'm thinking like
babies will wipe their boogers on you.
Like that's normal.
You've had a booger on you, right?
Okay, Angie, I'm not understanding.
But then I'm also, okay,
because I was thinking,
I'm like, okay, I've actually had a booger on me.
Okay.
But it was Marcus's booger.
He sneezed.
See?
He sneezed.
It was dark.
He checked himself.
He's like, I had nothing.
And then I went to hug him.
And then I'm like, why are you wet?
And I'm like, oh, maybe he washed his hands.
He's like, what are you talking about?
I'm not wet.
And I'm like, yeah, it's like, you're wet like right here by your sleep.
Turns out it was this moco that was like on my forehead.
Like a luggy?
Was it a loogie or like a cornflake?
Because I don't know.
Battery to me for hearing this.
Was it a cornflake or was it like a loogie?
Oh, cornflake.
It was dark.
It was dark.
So I just told him to wipe it.
You just gave him an idea.
What?
Nothing.
Okay.
Thanks, Angie.
That was sick.
Hey, what I was like, bro, you're gross, bro.
That's disgusting.
That's gross. That's sick. It is.
Okay, Maximo, but you were saying or sharing earlier that you let Daniela pocernos.
No, well, no, I don't.
I do it because she's completely disgusted by boogers.
So I mess with her.
I'd be like, if she sees like a booger, she'd be like, you got to blow your another, but like, can you pick it for me?
Yeah, and she runs away.
And then she runs away.
Yeah.
Oh, I thought you were the one poking her nose and digging in there for her.
Okay, well, I guess it's just me and my TMI.
So whatever.
Man, you got that's one every, you got two a month.
I know, Angie, you're an allotment of TMI.
All right, that's it for Sombrasa.
Brought to you by local Southern California Toyota dealers.
And tune in tomorrow for more TMI.
Maybe, okay?
I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings on 106.
All right, Chau.
I have a question for you.
I asked you before the song.
I hope that you've come up with some answers.
You had some great answers.
None of them correct.
Jackie Chan, Keanu Reeves, Steve Irwin, and John Cena.
What do all these four men have in common?
They have two hands, two feet, two eyes.
You think they've all wrestled animals?
They've all wrestled animals?
Jackie Chan?
Probably.
Probably.
He'd win.
Okay.
Well, according to a viral photo, they are all celebrities with zero.
Zero haters.
What?
Zero haters.
What?
Okay, I don't know.
It's a viral photo of them on a Mount Rushmore of Keanu
of Keanu Reeves, Steve Irwin,
John Cena, and Jackie Chan.
Okay.
Yes, I hate on John Cena all the time.
I was about to say it.
He can't see it, though.
Does getting bully means that you have haters?
This is a good question.
Because he got bullying into getting hair transplant.
Who? John Cena.
Oh, he opened up about it too.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, this is not my Mount Rushmore.
Respectfully, I know who I would have put on this Mount Rushmore.
And I would have taken John Tina out, respectfully.
I hate his raps.
Keanu Reeves gets a lot of hate for his acting sometimes, too.
True.
But he dodges him.
For like a hardball.
Like the Matrix.
He got hate for a hardball and he got hate.
Okay, so we're taking Keanu Reeves out of the no-hater Mount Rushmore.
No, Keanu Reeves is good.
They just say that he plays the same role in every movie.
That sounds like a hater to me.
But it's a good role.
He's a one.
Who, what celebrity would you add that has no haters?
I already have mine in my little brain.
Okay.
Me too.
Samuel Jackson.
True.
Drake might hate him because he did the Super Bowl performance.
He might have one hater.
Snoop dog.
No.
No.
There's four.
What?
Yep.
That 30 minute set cost him a lot of love.
Legit.
I'm going to say God.
The Morgan Freeman.
Oh, I was like, wait, hold on.
Don't do, oh, my God.
The Lord.
He plays, like, God on, like, Bruce Almighty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would say Morgan, I'd add Morgan Freeman in a thing.
What?
The best one is...
Celebrity with no haters, zero haters.
Adam Sandler.
Yes.
Yes.
Come on, no, Ben Stiller.
No, Adam.
No, Ben Stiller, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's his face hated him in Zunner?
Okay.
What's his name?
Adam Sandler.
Oh, well, well, well, uh.
Will Ferrell.
Will Ferrell.
Will Ferrell.
I think Will Ferrell.
Who hates Will Ferrell?
I love Will Ferrell.
I love Will Ferrell.
All probably Galaxy fans.
Wolf Farrell.
Oh, yeah.
There, yeah, yeah.
They're mad.
All right.
Adam Sandler for sure by a landslide, right?
Yeah.
Morgan Freeman, I'm telling you.
Mine's very old.
He's probably not alive anymore.
Who?
But neither is Steve Irwin.
Mr. Rogers.
Oh, you're right.
I kind of hate her.
No, I hate it.
Why?
He's the sweetest guy.
It's just intro is too long.
All right, Reading Rainbow Full.
Reading Rainbow.
Take a look.
It's in a book.
I'm reading Rainbow.
You can tell who doesn't know about that.
Yeah, that's what.
You can tell who doesn't know how to read.
All right, so not mine.
Anybody else?
Celebrity with zero, none,
Ninguno.
Okay.
Bob Ross.
I don't know like celebrity.
It's a big, big title.
Big title.
Oh, then maybe you're not going to agree with mine.
I was going to say, uh, Walter Mercado.
Much, much.
No, people hate on him.
Like, Maximo, I don't believe in.
Oh, true.
Yeah, no, yeah.
Shut this guy up.
Oh, if we're going that route, Jorge Ramos.
No, they hate him.
Who?
Yeah.
Jorraulte Fox kind of guy.
Yeah, he got kicked down by Trump and all people.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
A lot of politicians don't like him.
Oh, okay.
But I like it.
Ben Scully.
Ben Scully.
Who hate Vince Scully?
Nobody.
Even other teams like Vince.
They loved them.
Chick Kern.
Even the Giants loved them.
Chick Kern.
Yeah, I was going to say, the Giants.
I don't know about Chick Kern.
What?
I know he's love.
He invented the slam dunk.
He invented?
He mentioned the word.
Yeah, the phrase.
That's tight.
Yeah.
Okay.
Have you guys noticed how none of us have said any girls?
Because girls hate girls.
No, we don't.
Guys hate girls.
Yeah, they do girls.
Like, I was trying to think I'm like, hold on.
This is just a group full of men that hated on other men right now.
Oh, no, wait, wait.
I love everybody.
No, y'all just hated.
The only one I don't like is Satan.
This that girls hate girls.
Guys hate on girls, too.
Everybody hates on everybody.
You were hating.
Concord, you were hating on Jay Valentino earlier.
I wasn't hating.
Hey, girls hate girls.
You're right.
I wasn't hating.
But let's throw a girl in the mix.
Yeah, I'm trying to Salmajik.
I was about to say that.
Nah.
No, Trump hates her because.
No, Trump don't hate her.
Trump lover.
Well, because she's the one that got away to him.
That's why.
Heartbroken.
I don't hate Samahy.
I don't hate her.
No, cannot.
Cameron Diaz?
Hmm.
I don't know.
I know who.
The lady in the Titanic, the one that's like, oh, you did like a little brand new penny.
Everybody likes that lady.
She's an actress.
She's the one that gives a suit to Leonardo DiCaprio.
Oh, yeah.
Everybody likes that lady.
But I know who you're talking about.
You don't know what I remember.
I would put Rose, the actress that played Rose.
She didn't hate her.
I just thought about someone.
She didn't him die.
What?
No, that's on the hater realm.
Wow.
Okay, I just thought about someone.
Betty White.
Hmm.
Yeah.
No.
I'm sure there were some of Yehita's own like her.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
She was kind of fine though back in the day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Even though you said it in another way.
All right.
Mount Rushmore stays as is.
Okay.
So we're going to keep Jackie Chan.
Keep Jackie Chan.
Yes.
Yes.
And keep the crocodile hunter.
Yes.
See, Row.
Add Morgan.
Freedom of it?
Yes, yes, yes.
And Adam Sandler.
Boom.
That is our brownback mornings.
Celebrities with no
hateration.
Wow.
In this deserese.
All right.
We're not haters here.
We want to hook you up with tickets to go see the weekend and play boy Cardi.
So we are going to chug a lug for you.
It's National Chugging Day?
No.
Hydration.
So we're choosing to hydrate the best way we like and that's by chugging.
Okay.
So I want you to call in and choose your fighter.
Who do you think is the biggest chugger of the mall?
Who is the mother chugger in a little?
This is different.
I have the biggest throat.
That is something he has pride in.
That is something he has pride in.
I have the biggest tanker too.
Let's go.
I will tell you,
both Angie and I suck at chugging.
Oh, hell yeah, I do.
Yeah.
I choke.
Yep.
Yeah, I need to go up for air.
All right.
So choose who.
Choose who.
It's true.
We're helping the boy ticket.
Jose.
Oh.
Yeah.
Applaken sense.
I don't know what we signed up for.
To be honest with you, I don't know if we're going to get through today.
We might all drown like Angie never come back for air.
Yeah.
Because the guys decided to do a Chug Challenge because National Hydration Day, right?
You know, when you need hydration, you know, you go to electrolytes, right?
Yes.
And so right now we have Pediolite in front of us.
I'm going to tell you right now, Pediolite, period, already makes me...
Really?
I love it.
I know.
I love it.
Angie will drink Pediolite before going out.
Yeah.
Right in order to like save for later.
And I'm like, I just can't.
So we're going to chug.
I hope no one picked me.
All right.
Let's go to Brandon in San Fernando.
Brandon, what's up?
Good morning, Brandon.
Brandon.
What about?
Good morning.
Brandon.
Choose your fighter.
Who is going to chug for you?
Maximo.
Maximo.
Oh.
That 818 connect.
That 818 connect.
All right.
If Maximo is the first one to finish this, this little gallon.
Galen.
A leader.
It's like a leader.
It's like a leader.
You will win tickets to see the weekend with Playboy Party.
All right, but you're going to go against Nikki and Bakersfield.
Nikki, Nikki, who are you going for?
Nikki.
Nikki.
Hello?
Hi.
Nikki.
Who are you voting for?
Nikki.
Nikki?
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you.
Who are you going for?
All right.
I'm going to move on from Nikki.
Jorge.
Jorge and Pekoyimo.
What's up, Jorge?
What's up?
Good morning.
Good morning.
Jorge.
Who are you going for in this Chuggie challenge?
Oh, I saw Relskhan Vick dancing it up.
He seems going to be a little thirsty, so I'm going to go for V.
Let's go.
All right.
Vic versus Maximum.
All right.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
That's between you guys, though.
We didn't get big.
Hey.
Hey.
One v1.
One v1.
You have a.
Choose red or purple.
Yeah, red or purple of pediolite.
Would you choose?
I'll go with the purple.
Okay.
I'm going to tell you right now, this looks like that big power aid.
Yes.
Like this is the size.
It's like the big power aid.
It's like a chunky power aid.
Oh, God.
I thought we're going on with like a 12 ounce.
I don't know how many ounces this is.
I drink every weekend, dog.
You guys don't know.
I believe the wrong guys.
Show them actually participate.
Nah, I'm okay.
Yeah, go ahead.
Nikki.
I'm hating now.
Nikki and Bakersfield.
Nikki, get yourself together.
You can see me?
Who are you going for?
Uh, has,
who's all been kicked already
because I was going for Kamelry?
Concrete?
Concrete?
Concrete?
Concrete.
Okay.
What is she?
All right, now you're included.
You're in it now.
All right.
Depending on who can chug this the fastest.
I don't know if you guys can even finish this.
I'm scared.
They have to.
All right.
Whoever, which one of us?
Whichever one of you wins, your caller wins tickets to see the weekend and Playboy Cardi at SoFi Stadium, all right?
All right, Angie, let's count them down for a day, okay?
Three, two, one, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Brough, concrete is chuggy.
It's concrete Vic Maximo right now.
Concrete's already a third down.
Are you guys playing or what?
Oh, my God, concrete.
You were not playing.
Dude, you guys are like chugging like me.
What in the world?
I have no words.
Oh, my gosh.
I have not one.
Oh, my God.
How?
Oh, my God.
Who has the biggest throat, America?
Bro.
I told you.
That was like 10 seconds.
Not even close.
You know when you have the water gallon at home?
Yes.
And then it's like, boom?
The bubbles are coming up?
That's what I was looking at.
How are you able to do that?
My dad is kicking in right now.
I thought I was doing something because I didn't have.
My dad had been just like,
por favor, y'all, no more.
Why? Why? Why?
That's not a sugar, dog.
Someone get him in Epi Bentley.
I spiked right now, dog.
I'm spiking right now, dog.
Please somebody give me a jarndon's pillow.
You're turning red.
Nicky.
Guess what, Nikki, you won.
Hey, kick you.
You got you.
You're going, you got two tickets to Walmart.
No.
Two tickets.
to the weekend with Playboy Cardi.
I have another pair of tickets
and we have a couple minutes.
Let's go.
Between them, wherever finishes.
Okay.
And you're either, go.
Three, two.
No, hold on.
Go.
Three, two, one.
Go.
Go.
Hey, Maximo.
Open your mouth.
Open your mouth and your throat.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax your throat.
Lean back.
Oh, they're kind of neck and neck right now.
No.
Vick is like by a lead right now.
Oh, Maximo.
Actually.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Throw goats, throw goats, throw goats.
Hey, Brandon, we're good.
Brandon and San Fernando.
Congratulations.
You two are going to go see the weekend.
That's right.
Hey, when a boy, you could take it.
Hey, concrete might have won, but he lost feeling in his toes.
Oh, my God.
Let me tell you, do, por favor.
Get him water.
My stomach hurts.
And Maximo might have won, but he just reactivated his gastritis.
I can't even see right now.
And here I am, undefeated with health conditions.
True.
So who's the real winner?
Who really won?
All I see is.
You haven't gone to your doctor's checkup, Victor.
I'm good.
I'm seeing blurry right now, dog.
I think we have to retract Jackie Chan from our Mount Rushmore of celebrities with no haters.
His own son hates him?
Yeah.
Okay, so, yeah, we got to add one more earlier.
We're talking about celebrities with no haters because there's a viral photo of a Mount Rushmore,
celebs with no haters on it.
Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter,
Keanu Reeves, the Matrix,
but as Vic said, every role he plays is the same
role. And
the, not the rock, John Cena
and Jackie Chan. I feel like at one point. Adam Sandler.
No, no, no, we took, the photo that's viral
is those four. Please don't keep adding names.
Well, I feel like at one point, Will Smith could have been on that, right?
At a time. Yeah. Yeah. He was like the man.
No longer. It was. I have another one. But we need to replace
now. Who? Robert De Niro.
I like him.
Robert De Niro, no, he has haters.
Robert Downey Jr.
Has Iron Man?
He doesn't have haters, who?
No, he does.
Who age Robert Downey Jr.?
I don't know.
That's a good one.
That's a great one.
Iron Man.
So Iron Man, we have now solidified
our Mount Rushmore.
Iron Man, Adam Sandor,
Morgan Freeman, and Steve Irwin.
That's a strong point.
Celebrities with no haters.
Yeah, I think that's right.
Wow, look at us.
Look at us.
We did something today.
And we're going to do more.
Okay.
I got a big up.
So yesterday I was buying snacks for the room.
Yeah.
And I'm like a big Yuka apper.
Yuka kind of tells you like if it's healthy or not.
But I know I look crazy in the store.
I look crazy in the store.
Like I get something and then like I barcored it with my phone.
And I'm like, I'm wondering if people are wondering like, what is this lady doing?
Because it'll literally be everything.
If I'm in the toothbrush aisle, I'm going to scan every toothbrush.
It's so to tell me what's up, brother.
The craziest thing, it adds 30 minutes to an hour.
to your shopping.
Yes, it does.
Oh,
because don't let Yuka app
say that it's not good for you.
And then you're like,
oh, what are the options?
What else can I do?
Anyway, while I was Yuka apping,
someone was like,
hey, are you Leti?
And I was like, oh, yeah, that's me.
And it was the homie,
his name is Marco,
him and his two home girls.
They recognize me and they say what's us.
So big of two, bro.
Shout out of you.
I'm sorry what I was doing with my phone.
Scanning.
Yeah.
Yeah, I want to give a shout
to Jose Mercado.
I saw him at Gold,
gym on Saturday. He works at the front desk and he was really, really, really, really surprised
to see me there. And he says he listens every morning. And that just tells me that people don't
actually believe that I go to the gym. People think you go to the gym. He was, oh, what are you doing here?
Yeah. He was surprised. Yeah, I'm like, bro, I come here all the time. He's like, actually, I've seen you
one other time. And I was like, well, I come more than that. There's got to be the before body.
True. Before there's the afterbody.
Nice.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, it is.
You got to get to the gym in the before body for you in the after one.
Yeah, but shout to him.
He's a big fan of the show.
He was really cool.
And then also shout out to the Edgar at the Braille Mall who offered to clean my shoes, but I wasn't wearing any.
And then he was like, wait, you're Rose Grands Vic.
And I was just like, yeah, and I'm wearing sandals.
Oh, I was like, wait, hold on.
You're this.
Are you sure you're not selfie?
No.
But the mall is crazy.
You know when you walk by like the shoe cleaners?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me clean your shoes.
Yeah, he's like, let me, Jordan, were wearing sandals.
and then Brooklyn was wearing crocs
and they're like, let me clean your shoes.
I'm like, bro, we have no shoes to clean here.
And then he's at, where you're Rose Quinn's big?
And I was just like, yeah.
He was cool.
He was a hell of cool.
And then I got to give a shout out to Solid from the Nella
and Eternal from Winni Park.
I ran into them at You're Not Down yesterday.
And shout to DJNGV, great event.
I was at celebrating my birthday.
And it was funny because Solid and Eternal came up to me
and they're like, hey, what's up, bro?
Like, well, we're having a good time, right?
And I was just like, yeah, dude.
He's like, yeah, this.
And then somebody, as, like, they're trying to tell me something.
And as they're trying to tell me something, some girl comes up to me and like, hey,
oh, your homie got knocked out.
And they're like, oh, we got to go.
And then they just ran away.
Aw.
It was pretty funny, though.
Oh, man.
Policitositos.
Yeah, it was fine.
Someone said that you dance like a toddler.
Hollywood Bowl.
Amanda,
Marcos,
and Angel,
all at the Hollywood Bowl,
because I was there
for the Fuerrejila.
I was doing kind of like
man on the street
and asking fans' questions
about Fuerrella
and play it.
Then being at the bowl.
All right, let me hear it.
I can't play it right now.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, so you did work for
and then you're not going to do it
on the radio?
What do you mean?
What do you do the work for?
It's for the Hollywood Bowl.
Oh.
So I can't.
Can I change my name to
Hollywood Bowl so that you'll start
doing manual?
on the streets for us?
Sure.
How many times have I asked you fools?
A lot of times.
And get audio?
Yeah.
It's a little different.
Play.
No, it's the same thing.
A little bit different, but yeah.
This one has your name on it, too.
Be like, hey, Maximo said it.
The difference.
The difference is.
A lot of zero.
So you only work for money.
Got it.
No, I didn't say that.
Okay.
He asked.
Shout out.
Well, shout out to them.
Out of Hollywood.
Shout up for Sera Regida, being the first Mexican urban artist to ever headline the Hollywood Bowl.
Yeah, that was tight.
I saw they had, like, indigenous dancers to open up the show.
Their show looked really, really tight.
It did.
Yeah.
And I saw Concrete's face and Duno's face in the promos for the Ford Theater.
Yeah, we were all over that place, we heard.
What do you mean the Fort Theater?
So that's the little, so the Ford Theater is the little brother to the Hollywood Bowl.
It's right across the street, and they were cross-promoting for our shows.
for our show on July 19th.
I love that.
One are you guys?
Oh, I was going to say when.
Yeah, July 19th.
Across the street from the Hollywood Bowl.
Yeah, it's a little brother.
The 4th Theater.
I don't think I've ever been there.
It's beautiful.
I need to go.
July 19.
It's going to be perfect.
Oh, for something else.
It's B-Y-U-O-B.
Bring you on beer.
It's outside.
75 degrees.
Comedy, drinks.
Sipping.
Like a picnic.
Yeah, exactly.
All right.
Speaking of shout-outs,
I want to big up Jocelyn Duarte.
So she is a part of Salif.
You know, we've done.
We've done collaborations with Salif.
Yes.
They do a lot for especially the Central American community.
They do a lot of the Hispanic heritage knights.
Yeah.
At Dodgers, at Kings, even at Galaxy.
You went to the Galaxy one.
Yeah.
No, that's after.
Yeah, no, it was Avja.
But Salaf has, is also very, very much in partnership with them.
And Jocelyn came in and talked to us just a little bit more of what's going on with
ICE.
And I think she said one important thing that I really hope that.
I really hope that employers take into account, especially when it comes to their employees,
because often we're seeing people get picked up in their workplaces.
And something like this could be the difference between them having a moment to call their loved ones or their lawyers,
or them just being scooped and kidnapped for lack of a better term.
There's a lot of things that employers can also do.
They could designate parts of their company where it's employees only where they would need a warrant.
I never thought of that.
Me neither.
The employees, even if there's restaurants,
anything if there is a little room in the backer you see something happening and you put in
employees only they would need a warrant to get into that zone because otherwise it's a public
establishment yeah got it and you love that but they would need that extra time and granted they may
have that warrant or they may get back there but that can afford you a little bit of time to say
something to talk to someone or do whatever you may need to do in that case and here I thought
employees only was just to hide the good bathroom from the normal customers oh really
The employees only bathroom?
Yeah, like I would just see employees only
and be like, oh, it's probably a really nice bathroom in there.
It's all clean.
It's like a little backroom.
Yeah.
Okay, check this out.
Oh, she also made sure that we know that there's scams out there.
Angie, we spoke about this previously, that there's people,
and this scam has happened a long time ago and it happened often,
but it's happening right now and it's even scarier where people are calling you
saying they have your loved one and holding them for ransom.
You'll even hear someone scream.
screaming in the back.
They scared your sister that way.
They did with my niece.
And I know it happened to you to Maximo, right?
Yeah, they did.
It was interesting because at first, well, I was sitting in the toilet when it happened,
but it was like a weird, like, situation where they called and the first thing you hear
is someone screaming and crying.
So you instantly, like, your instant reaction is to worry.
And then they were like, hey, we got your mom.
Oh, it was your mom for you.
Yeah, it was for my mom.
And they're like, we got your mom.
and they're like, what's her name?
They were just trying to get info.
And I was like, let me talk to her.
I'm like, oh, she can't.
She's crying.
And they just kept trying to insist information.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, it was interesting because I was like, where are you?
And they're like, oh, we're on Van Nuys Boulevard, which was interesting because that's like.
Yeah, the proximity.
Yeah.
Well, what I'm wondering is clearly your number, if they're dialing your number, you
could Google the area.
So that's why I guess that would make it seem very true to the person they're calling.
Exactly.
But just know that there's ways to find little details, you know?
just by having your phone number.
100%.
Yeah.
I feel like you're the wrong one to call in to scam
because Maximo loves when a scam caller hits him up
because he'll scam them back.
Yeah, it's entertaining.
Yeah.
Not that one though.
Be careful for that.
Yeah, they're mom.
I'm kidding.
What?
That's wild.
But like not in that way.
Like in that shush.
What?
Shut of Daniela.
His girlfriend.
Okay.
But Jocelyn did say another scam to look out for is a fake notaries
because of everything that's happening.
our community is even more vulnerable to these notaries
that are not real immigration attorneys.
And so it's very important that you go to a trusted organization.
You can always call us and we will refer you to a trusted community partner like El Rescate or Caresen.
And we trust that they're going to give you the best service and not take your money.
That's scary to me because it's someone you're looking to help you during these times and it's someone that is taking advantage of that.
I just don't know how you could look at someone's face and clearly see the need and then being helpless and then you decide to take their bread to.
So looking up what fake notaries do, they'll charge you fees for things that are actually free.
They'll end up saying like, hey, if you want these government forums, you need to pay me this.
They already say that they're notaries and they're not really, so they're not credible.
They'll tell you that they have these, I guess, these official titles or credentials and they don't.
They'll submit false or incorrect documents.
they'll fill out forms incorrectly or intentionally submit fraudulent information which can seriously
jeopardize a victim's immigration case lead to financial loss or even deportation.
I'm totally like this type of a thing just makes me livid.
Amongst all the stuff that you got to do with, you've got to deal with the people you're going to help you,
hurt you instead.
Yeah, it's sad that people use these moments to take advantage of vulnerable people.
Yeah.
They'll may pressure you too into making decisions quickly.
or discourage you from seeking a second opinion?
Like, you know what?
Do you have no time?
You got to do it.
You got to sign over this.
You've got to pay these fees.
And that ends up costing you way more than if you had stepped out for a second
and really understood, all right, I need to go with a legitimate person.
And loki, it's hard to find a legitimate person.
Yeah.
Because often you're going off as with someone else is like, oh, go to this person or they have the sign in front of their window.
Right.
You need to give that like that double, I guess, that due diligence of figuring out if this person is legit or not.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Well, thanks to Jocelyn Dwarthe for hanging out with us.
And shout out to Salef.
Not to be confused with AFJ, although they do work together in close proximity.
Salef stands for what, Maximo?
No, Saladourian American Leadership and Education Fund.
They do this really cool event.
We went last, last October with all our Salvadorian homies.
It's so funny because it's Salvadorian, it's it's doesn't it, but they're for everybody.
And they have like their speakers or like it was this one dude that was in American me.
Yeah.
He's not.
He's Mexican.
And then Kevin De Leon was there like, bro, don't you?
Yeah.
Celebrity.
Definitely not a Salvadorian though.
Look, keep it here.
Sparrow 106.
Ellie's number one for hip-hop.
Actually, you wanted to tell us that something about your.
Oh yeah.
So this Thursday, guys, it's going down in the city of Downey at best.
So if you guys want to come check out a comedy show, all the process.
We're going to be giving it to families that have been affected by these ice rates.
So it's maybe me, Duno, Jerry, a bunch of friends who are going to do in comedy.
So if you want some tickets for that, go ahead.
I'll go to the link in my bio.
Get the tickets right there.
Like I said, all the proceeds, not a portion, not just a little bit.
Every single penny.
100% of the proceeds will be given to those in need.
So if you guys want to, you know, come out and help out, man.
You know, we need you.
And yours still sells out fast.
Yeah, man.
It's doing really good right now.
So we're thinking about doing a Catch Me If You Can Tour.
That's going to be every show that we do locally here.
It's going to go all the money is going to go straight to the families.
Why is it called Catch Me If You Can?
Because they can't catch us.
Let's get it.
I get it.
What are you curious about?
Why are you so curious?
Yeah.
You were asking like, oh, I'm curious.
I'm curious.
Oh, okay.
I'm curious.
Why isn't the weather report like played later?
Because if people don't hear it at 7, they can hear that.
I thought I was trying to tell you that it's work-related.
You just want to hear your voice all day, huh?
Let me get a little mow.
Middays with concrete.
You want to do that?
And afternoons.
You got to do the new et?
In afternoons.
Your afternoon dose of concrete.
Me and more are working on it, guys.
Okay.
Of course you are.
