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What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Es?
Don't you know I'm local?
Oh, man.
To blast or not to blast?
This 4th of July is the question.
And the only answer for you, my friend, unless it's the little one that sits in, like you put in the middle of the ground.
And then it's a little sparkler.
It's no blasting, all right?
I'm not talking about the stuff you used to do in the 80s concrete.
What?
In the 80s?
I wasn't even born yet.
That's a lie.
Come on, that's a stretch.
No, I wasn't even born yet.
I was born in the 80s, so you were for sure born.
I believe that.
Do you think I'm older than you?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
At least by a few years.
It's opposite day?
Maybe.
Freaky, freaky Tuesday?
What?
Where is it going?
How did you get there?
Yeah, Frick Friday.
Instead of Freaky Friday and Freaky Tuesday.
All right, well, let's get back to the topic.
All right, when it comes to fireworks, yes, officials are saying,
please do not use illegal fireworks.
And I know we've heard this all before,
but I will tell you that they are enlisting the help of new tech to catch you,
okay, at least in the cities of Fullerton, Riverside, Hemet, and Brea.
At least those are ones that are public.
about it. They're now going to be using
drones to surveil and to
see who is using these
fireworks. What I tell you
about Fullerton's up?
Nothing interesting.
Well, they are going to have drones
that are going to be surveilling the skies
and it's just FYI, your first
offense of if you've used illegal
fireworks can result and if that's
if there's no property damage or anything of that nature.
$3,000. That's a fine of
$3,000. Repeated offenses
$5,000, then $7,000.
thousand dollars yeah yeah gotta chill brothers and sisters i don't appreciate how they're referred to as
illegal fireworks when they were made and born right here in the u.s. and have they ever heard of
roman candles what because that's what they're gonna be seeing towards their drones oh god yeah true
reportedly allegedly see that's what i'm saying yes and they will catch whichever one whichever house
did that now you get responsible for paying for the drone and now it's probably like uh destructing a
police property or something.
Oh,
like your neighbor's house.
Yeah.
How is the solution?
Go to your neighbor's house,
the one that you don't like.
Why is the solution?
You launch the fireworks there.
Don't use them.
Because if you go to your neighbor's house that you don't like and you launch the
fireworks there, they get the fine.
You live in apartments.
Maximo has a great thing.
If you go to the building you don't like.
No, this is true.
This happened.
My dad, um, he lit some fireworks up like in the middle of the street.
Uh-huh.
And we were with all the neighbors and stuff.
up and my dad got the ticket and he has not let it go ever since he's like i'm the only one that
paid the ticket you guys came over here i had to pay two thousand dollars didn't even come by
they just said mailed me a ticket i couldn't even fight it he's been so mad it's been like four years
and still doesn't like what do you think how do you think he got caught or you guys got caught
yeah i think it was the drone it was it had to be something or or or like somebody else see a police
car drive by you no nobody came by that's why we just were stayed outside we're having fun
Or what if one of your neighbors is a snitch?
That is possible.
That's true.
Yeah, Stan is a snitch, honestly.
Stan.
He's been snitching on me for a minute.
No way.
Yeah.
About what?
He used to tell my dad he used to sneak out and stuff.
Wow.
Screw you, Stan.
Screw you, Stan.
You thought the tickets he was going to go to Vig and went to Sihifredo.
Yeah.
A lot of cops will go in undercover cars and they'll mark the house.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, no, it's a real big deal.
What?
On Independence Day?
That's what they want to spend their day doing.
Not very interesting.
It's insane.
Working.
Yeah.
That's true.
It is for all safety.
I get it.
I know.
Like, we know too many stories of people with their hands blown up.
Like literally we know personal.
Oh.
Yeah.
See?
Remember?
Yeah.
Last year, that was a really bad one.
Oh, you're right.
Yes.
I just remember that one.
So that is a real thing, y'all.
It's true.
But we're just like, oh, not going to happen to us.
Is that the guy that has like a catcher's mitt now?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That full.
No, that's, but we know a personal person.
Oh, really?
A personal person.
We got a personal person friend.
They blew their handoff?
That blew their handoff.
Yeah.
That's why you get the extended lighters.
True.
No, no, because everyone thinks they have the answer until it's that moment.
You're too tipsy or you light it and it's not necessarily built correctly because it's been illegally made.
Not illegally.
It's just not supposed to go in the air.
What's something that's not supposed to do something?
What is that?
Fraldaparte.
Oh, gosh.
Frown the pot.
All right.
Well, if y'all got that extra money in the bank, if y'all got extra $3,000, extra $5,000, extra $7,000, then I guess
go ahead and do it.
Now, my neighbor does, though.
Not my night-up.
Stan.
Be happy with this ticket.
Yeah, and then yesterday we were driving back from the movie screening that we went to, we went
to Block and Orange to see the new Jurassic Park film, amazing film.
But we're driving back and Disneyland is popping off with their fireworks.
Yeah.
And I was like, look, kids, this is the best you're going to see up on July.
No, we're going to have the little sparklers at home.
Rose Bowl usually does a fireworks show.
They're going for drones.
So all this time, I thought the only drones I had to worry about is the drone shows that are like, okay.
But now it's also the police are using them to catch you.
But I don't get that now.
Because fireworks are illegal and Whittier, but they're having a firework show.
In La Marrata.
No, Whittier.
Oh, in Whittier.
They're not illegal from the actual city to use.
Right.
Because they use professional.
And safety precautions.
It's control.
Y'all don't.
You put it on the carton of the six pack and then you put it on your head.
Yeah, you let your deal.
Let country.
I know you've done that one.
Hey, but you got to celebrate.
You knock all the gunpowder out the whiskey peat or what is it?
Oh, yeah.
Put in a bottle.
Oh, my God.
The piccolo Pete.
Yeah.
No ideas.
No ideas.
No ideas.
Does that why.
Don't say I didn't tell you how much the fine is and that they're using drones.
Okay.
So now you know.
Thank you.
All right.
All right.
Well.
Scrolling with all me
Gregory.
Hey, leti
Everyone is talking about this show
You've probably seen it all over your feed
And we all know it's one of Vicks' favorite shows right now
Love Island
Yes
There's been seven seasons of it already
But this season is the most popular one
And it's the American version of it
Or they get an American cast
Because they've had like Australian cast
And it's on peacock, right?
Yes, on peacock.
Yeah, I had to get it.
that subscription for my oldest he's like mom you have become like no no episodes are two hours almost yeah
some of them are like perfect yeah it's incredible and it's a sensation yesterday's show
everybody loves it did they kick the girl out what happened who do yeah no oh they're gonna keep
wrong this girl's a my baby mama the most perfect in your head yeah speaking of that vick
everybody loves taking quotes from that tv show just like that like that like how she said mommy
We've talked about it before.
And I want to put you guys up a game on it.
All right.
One of the most famous ones that they say is, can I pull you for a chat?
Listen to this.
Hi, can I pull you for a chat?
Yeah, sure.
You want to go out there?
Yeah.
Why can't they just like, can I talk to?
Because what they're doing right now is they're making it, making sure that they're having a private chat on the island.
So it's just them two together.
That's part of the game.
A one-on-one.
A chat is called a game.
Yeah, it's like part of the game because it's like you have to get to know everybody
and give everybody kind of like a fair shot.
Oh yeah.
What's the gist of the show?
A bunch of single people.
Yeah.
Yes.
And you stay according to if they're voted.
Exactly.
Yeah, you stay.
You're supposed to try to get to know everybody, give everybody a fair shot.
Like people resent if you just meet one person, you just stay locked in for the whole time
because you're like, you're not doing this show any justice.
So if you like pull people for chats, that's like,
You doing your due diligence essentially.
Because you never know you might have a connection with this person,
even though you thought you wouldn't until you have them for like a private conversation.
Do people pull people like in, I guess, relationships for a chat too?
Yeah, all the time.
Yeah.
Stepping on toes.
That's like a big part of the game.
Yeah, that's the drama of it.
They'll ask each other like, I'll pull you for a chat.
And then one of the like famous what they'll ask them is, are you still open to like,
do you want to still be together or do you want to be open on the island?
So weird.
Yeah.
And then America can vote.
Yes
I guess the whole gist is with this girl
Hooda
Yeah
They call it hooda
Huda, Huda, whatever
Huda, whatever
Huda, whatever
Huda is she was with one dude
Then America voted to split them up
Because they're like
They're two together
They were annoying
Yeah, they were toxic
And so then they had him go on a day
with another girl
So then Huda started crying all the time
And then she was pulling them for chats
And he chose the other girl
Yeah
Yeah
And he got kicked off the show
And she's always crying still
She's just like crying the whole show.
Yeah.
And also she's a mommy.
I love her.
Yeah, mamacita.
A real mom.
Do you have a Maya?
What she says or no?
No.
So there's this girl on there that like she can't speak very well.
So she says a lot of words wrong.
It's so funny though.
It's like charming.
Like kind of like she says.
Charming?
She says instead of opportunity, she says opportunely.
Dead serious.
She'd be like, it's just.
just a great opportunity and then like everybody is just like dude this girl is so funny she's like
big on ticot she has the craziest eyes yeah like her eyes are crazy yeah yeah no she's really she's
funny i like that you guys like it i like that you have something that makes you smile and your day bright
oh yeah i mean i'll be watching what i'm at my friend's house that's it your friend your friend yeah a guy no
no oh your homies yeah but yeah i've seen it everywhere i see all the posts about it even the how was
the date thing yeah
All of that, like, what was the date type of thing?
What was the date?
Oh, God.
What is that?
Yeah, how was the date?
Yeah.
What is it?
Yeah, like, when they go out for, like, a date and then they ask them, like, how was it?
And stuff like that.
And now it's a meme.
And she's like, oh, we just went to the beach and she was my best thing.
And then he, yeah, well, that's my favorite date.
I love that you just know all the memes.
I only know the memes.
And I refuse to watch the show because this was said it's two hours.
I'm like, oh, man.
It's a lot of time that you have to invest in it for sure.
Yeah.
One episode is two hours, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's hard work.
And then there's a...
It's hard work.
How Huda said, like, she was like, oh, this is my perfect date or whatever.
Yeah, the beach would?
No, when she said, like, oh, he took a girl on, like, her dream date.
The guy took a girl on a dream day, and she was like, oh, yeah, that was my dream date, and he knows that.
And, like, that's such a thing, and she makes herself, like, the main character of the show.
She is.
She carries that whole show.
She does not carry it.
That does.
Everybody loves her.
She does not carry it.
She does not carry it.
She just makes herself.
the main character.
Pouda?
Yeah.
Oh.
Annoying, bro.
I'm glad you guys
love this first.
I wish I had to vote off.
I'm glad you guys have free time.
Two hours a day.
I know.
It's crazy.
I hope you're prepping during that time.
Both of you.
Yeah.
I feel like if you would watch it by someone
you would love it.
If I'm not making money watching it,
I ain't watching it.
Two hours is crazy.
On Peacock?
Yeah.
Bruh.
And it has seven seasons already.
Seven seasons already?
In England or like in Britain.
Right?
Yeah, they're different.
They're different areas.
Australia.
different places they go.
It's not American.
This is the first American one of the American seasons.
Yeah.
Have you ever heard of the real world?
It's like that.
It's like that.
It's kind of like Big Brother though,
the way that it's filmed.
Kind of, yeah.
Yeah, it feels like Big Brother.
But in Real War they weren't like,
hey, everybody hooked with each other.
They just did it.
All right.
Thanks for that, Greg.
Yes.
Appreciate it, brother, man.
Yeah, so I'll put you for chat later.
I don't want to be prepared.
Whoa.
That's wild.
She's closed off, bro.
Aw.
Yeah, she's closed off.
She's closed off.
Jesus.
We have shoutouts?
Yes, we do.
Okay.
We got a lot of birthday shoutouts.
Alex wants a birthday shoutout.
He turns 24 today.
Yay, Alex.
Kobe.
Leslie wants a birthday shout out.
She turns 15 today.
Yay.
Oh, kids are together.
A.R.
Austin Reeves.
Number 15.
Hey, when kids turn eight, do we say Kobe too?
We should, huh?
Yeah, we should.
Yeah.
You're going to say a birthday.
Kobe.
Your first Kobe.
That's what I was about saying because 24 as well, right?
Yeah, right now they just said it to the 24-year-old.
Young Kobe.
Oh, yeah, so 15.
Oh, Austin Reeves.
All right.
Victor wants to shout out his girl, Agnes for her birthday.
He didn't see her age.
Agnes.
Pickle with me.
One of the daughters is Agnes.
Agnes.
Yeah.
And then Lanzo wants to give a birthday.
Shout out to his homie, Mark.
Mark.
What's his age?
What's his age either?
Wow.
Walburghers.
Yeah.
Walberg
Walberg
Oh, Zuckerberg
Name famous Mark
Go
I already said
Walberg
Polo
Marky Mark
Mark Cuban
Mark Polo
What's Mark Polo
Marco Polo
But his nickname is Mark
Yeah
I get it
I get it
Angie
I was gonna say
Like markers
Markers
Markers
She's so beautiful
I love her
I couldn't think of
Mark
Mark something
Mark Cuban
Mark us
No
Oh, you're mad.
I guess.
I said Mark Gert.
Can't think of that one.
God.
Oh, hey, oh, no, God.
I'll be mad.
Hank, your name is Mark.
While you're buying time.
Mark S. B?
I don't know.
What?
What?
Mark, uh, Mark, uh, Mark, uh,
Marques, Houston.
Mark Anthony.
There you go.
Oh, you're right.
Mark Anthony.
If you're gone.
No, that's Houston.
If that didn't count, right?
Me?
Yeah.
No, it would have.
It would have.
It would have.
I didn't.
All right.
Well, shout out of all the marks out there.
Yeah, shout out of Mark.
You go, Mark.
And because of everybody that showed up to the Power 106 screening last night,
it was at the Block and Orange for the new Jurassic Park movie, Jurassic Park Rebirth.
I believe it's out in theaters tomorrow, July 2nd.
Yep.
Oh.
Oh, it's so good.
Very good.
It's two hours long.
Two hours of dinosaur.
And there are.
And they're like a hybrid dinosaurs.
They're like a bit of this, a bit of that.
Like if you ever thought of a raptor and a pteradactal at the same time, there's one of those in there.
If you ever thought of a T-Rex with a beluga whale in a way, like it kind of looks.
Yeah.
That one was crazy because I feel like that that's the spoiler alert.
Oh yeah.
Sorry, we started before.
Hey, no more.
But that one was crazy because when you think of the T-Rex, you think of the little arms.
Yeah.
This one has a little arms and then has something else.
Do you know how to make a raptor noise?
No, how do you make a record?
I don't know, I was wondering.
Go, anybody?
Let these kids do it.
They did it yesterday.
They were being really loud.
No, aren't raptors quiet?
Aren't they like?
No, I'm serious.
You don't even watch these movies.
I've watched every single one except the one from yesterday.
Really?
I hear the raptors just do the noise.
Isn't it more like a sharp light?
Ah.
No.
You don't even know what a raptor is.
They're just got to be quiet.
They're not out here being loud like the T-Rex.
This is Horito doing a raptor noise.
You want to hear of it?
Yeah, they did it.
I'm sorry that it'll be loud.
They're trying to my kids.
They still play all the contests,
even though they literally have Power 106 gear,
and they're still out there like,
bro, you do not need that keychain.
Go give that keychain to another kid.
Go back.
You have everything already.
Horito's the final boss.
Yeah, no, bro, you got to defeat me.
It was a really good movie
I cannot stress this enough
I know sometimes you're looking for things to do
With our family and like
Especially during these times
Jurassic Park to me it took me back to when I was a kid
It has the great formula of Jurassic Park
Of like the scientists trying to do too much
To crazy stuff of people that care about the animals
The animals show up really well
Like if you like the old school
Yes there's like T-Rexes and Raptors
But then for the new school there's like hybrid parts
I took my kids and my sister's kids
Yeah
And while they're all watching, and some of them are getting scared,
and then, like, Horito's like, this isn't even scary, right?
You know, that kid's the most scary.
But, like, my niece Brooklyn was there, my nephew Alex and my niece Olivia and the boys.
When I was looking at that and I look over at my sister, and I'm just like, bro,
I love that they're watching Jurassic Park like me and you would watch it.
Granted, not in the movie theater where reclining seats.
But, like, that they have this moment where it's just them and their cousins getting tripped out over dinosaurs.
and then I see that me and my sister used to do that.
It takes you back to moments that we all need.
You know, those core memories of just being frightened by the dinosaurs.
By a T-Rex, you know?
Did you almost fall asleep with your seat?
No.
It was comfortable.
I was trying all the way back.
I was hyped the whole time.
So, yeah, if you liked Jurassic Park from back in the day,
Loki, I feel like this franchise and Fast and Furious,
they're always going to be like feel-good vibes for us, you know?
So, yeah, go peep that for birth.
It's two hours long, two hours ago.
Worthing.
So there's something fun.
for the whole family in that one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know.
Like, well, there's, yeah.
Yeah.
Take baby Brooklyn, bro.
Okay.
Take your,
take your stepdaughter.
She'll have fun.
And then they have Scarlet Johansson.
Yes.
For the dads.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A little Scarjo action.
You're annoying.
I thought y'all went for the Raptors.
No.
Yeah.
Sure.
Yeah, it was tight.
So big up to everybody that went out there.
Any more shoutouts?
Y'all got anybody?
A concrete.
No shoutouts?
No shoutouts?
What?
Are you just in Tacoma, Washington?
You don't got no shout us for those people?
Shout us at Tacoma.
I guess.
Accoma?
Oh, ta'all y'en.
I was, you know, I'm recuperated still.
Well, worry up.
Load up.
What you need.
I'm recuperating.
I'm recouping.
Yeah, all right.
Simp or Pimp.
BIMP.
Sit, sip, sit, sit, sit, sit, sip, sip, sit, sit, sit.
I have a question for the room.
Has double-tapping on a photo ever got you in trouble?
How much time do we have?
Yeah.
What?
Could go on forever.
What does trouble mean to y'all?
Trouble, the silent treatment, getting a lecture.
Why'd you like this picture?
Being told you're embarrassing us.
What?
What?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Yeah.
How much more time do we have?
You got PTSD right now.
PTSD right now.
Khan?
Yeah.
What does getting in trouble mean?
Everything, everything he said that.
I guess.
Well.
No dinner.
Oh.
Wow.
Well, young thug had to go on X, formerly Twitter, to publicly apologize to his girl, Mariah
the scientist.
and I guess it was for liking other girls' photos.
Why?
And the tweet said,
I'll never like another B photo,
but yours, mommy.
Oh, my mom.
And they're known to talk to each other in a baby language.
And I'm going to play you,
Morata scientists when she was talking to him on the phone
when he was in jail.
Daddy.
I'm all your baby.
Oh, my God.
That's a fetish dog
It's just baby talk to your men
Yeah
Oh
So his tweet was baby talk
Yeah he was baby talking to her
I'll never like another B photo
Mommy
Mommy
You have Mariah the scientist
How are you to like another girl's photos
You all the time
Oh my God
Great
She's so
I would be simple
Simple of the century
You wouldn't
You're still gonna
lip up, you're still you.
Yeah.
How hot she is, there's nothing for how undisciplined you are.
Yeah.
You know the thing is, it's not like undisciplined.
It's like muscle memory.
Your finger just kind of twitches.
No.
Your finger twitches.
Get that check, brother.
You don't have arthritis.
Yeah, I have rumoroid arthritis.
So, you know, I try to use that one.
Can you even spell that?
Didn't even work.
Remember that one time I got in trouble for liking the girl's picture on the beach?
But I liked the beach, but she was in a bikini as well.
Oh, you have set that before.
See, I got a lot of trouble for that one.
But at least he said sorry.
So if y'all had to say sorry.
I didn't say sorry.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You'd be right there.
For sure.
Yeah.
Publicly.
I like the song.
There's no song in there.
Damn it.
There's no audio.
She's an artist.
Where's the music?
That's true.
She's underground.
Well, what's wild is young Doug has to keep apologizing because didn't he have to say sorry about the other girl
that came out that she would visit him.
Oh.
Yeah. When he was locked up.
Yeah.
And he'd be like, no, like that was before and all of that.
So it seems.
He's known to do a public apology.
Yeah.
But I think it takes, it takes some courage to, for him to do it in public, tell everybody,
apologize, and let everyone know.
Be an influencer.
To all you fools.
Be like, yo, the world.
This is my girl.
Mommy.
No, they know that's his girl.
It is.
No, it does take a lot of courage.
But also, on the other hand, it's like, bro, we just.
We don't care about your apology.
Just drop music.
Yeah.
She cares.
I know, but like I don't care about the relationship problems.
Just drop some new music, bro.
Get to work.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to know anything about your relationship.
Yeah, put it in a song.
And Instagram needs to stop snitching.
It's not snitching.
Yes, it is.
Stop doing it.
Yeah.
Well, we have nothing to snitch on.
Greg's like that's not an option.
Yes, not an option.
Well, Instagram did tone the snitching down because there was a moment where it would
actually notify you, hey, this.
person like this photo.
You'd be like, nice, Vic.
All I'm glad.
You still see it when you're scrolling.
No, but when you see, there's like those little like pins that shows you who likes it.
Simper pin brothers.
Sim.
All right.
Sit.
Sit.
And now the weather.
Oh, hell the dog.
With concrete storm.
And it's going down, Perito's weather for July 1st.
It's the first of the month.
You pay your rent today?
Oh.
Yes.
I have to later.
After this.
You have to later?
I have three days.
All right.
Well, hurry up and pay your rent and pay your AC before you burn up.
Late fee.
City of Vernon.
You're going to be cooler than than not burning.
Sitting at a cool 80 degrees.
Wait, what was the city before that?
I didn't say a city.
Oh, okay.
Now he's doing fun facts about the date.
Yeah.
Cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just want to say if it's the first of the month.
Yeah.
Okay.
Bung Thugs.
Come on, man.
Hello.
Let's get it.
A1A Valley at a Northridge going harder than your homie on a forklift.
Your house will be 87.
Hold on.
What about Carson?
What about Carson?
Wait, no.
Vernon.
Vernon.
The first one.
I did.
That was 80 degrees.
Why is your homie hard on a forklift?
The homie going hard on a forklift.
Oh.
Wait, not over.
Hey, yo.
All the homies working.
Vernon's going to be 81?
80.
80.
Oh, thank you.
Are you guys even here?
Yes!
We're here.
Are you guys sure?
Yeah.
Right.
Her.
Northridge.
Going harder than your homie on a forklift.
Your high will be 87.
Get an awa fresca on my genthe.
San Dimas, land of raging waters.
You're going to be hotter than beans and rice and four flautas.
Your high will be 88 degrees today.
And real alto, you're going to be harder than carne asada on my plaza.
Your hat will be 92, batos.
So, yeah, man, get out there, dog.
And, you know, throw a little water on your head and, you know what I'm saying?
Don't want to wear, say cool.
Oh, got you.
Oh, okay, okay.
It's going to be a hot one.
They have a lot of pools in realto, right?
It's going to be a hot one again.
He just said to goal commando.
Yeah, for sure.
That would make you more musty.
No, not even.
No.
It would be a little.
You gotta let the Gooch breathe a little bit.
You feel like?
What?
Huh?
It's that little bridge.
It's a little bridge.
It's a little bridge.
It's a little 7th Street bridge right there.
It connects to Leavlin right there.
Yeah.
It connects East D.L.A. to downtown.
You got a little bridge.
You got to keep it cool.
All right.
So come back here tomorrow.
Yeah.
So 715, your boy, Conquer, hold it down for Bobby.
Good Morning.
1.06, let's go. Get me out of it.
You don't have to say it all in one bread.
You can take multiple bread.
Can?
Yes.
Where are you from?
Tomorrow at 7.15, you can catch right here again for the weather.
More than likely it's going to be hot again.
Thank you.
Because we're in Southern California.
Yeah.
But you want to know where you can catch me?
Where?
Right here on Power 106 on Brombeg mornings.
There you go.
There you go.
Thank you, Guy.
Yeah.
The other morning, 5,000, 5,000,000.
Yeah.
I know for some.
reason I feel like I have less time than I do.
I know.
Because I feel the pressure.
All right.
Hurry up now.
All right.
What's coming up inside homie help line, brother?
It's going down.
The homie Chris has a perfect girl or does he, but doesn't know how to break up with her.
What?
Find that next.
Or will you?
Right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
The homie.
Chris needs our help.
You guys believe that?
It's not me, by the way.
Oh, yeah, that's your real name.
Oh, I forgot.
That's my real name right there.
What's up, Brownback?
It's a young Jedi, Chris, from Lennox.
And I'm in need of advice.
You're not a Jedi, then, my guy ain't.
Jedi's need advice.
Yeah.
Nah.
Yeah.
From who?
Yeah.
From the United Who?
From the Master's, from the Jedi Masters.
Yeah.
Jedi Masters?
Never.
I originally started talking to a girl for about a month and getting to know her.
And she seems like a nice girl.
And it's God-fearing who's almost perfect.
No woman's perfect.
Jesus.
Except my girl.
And your mom?
Yeah, of course.
However, it's only been a few months since my last relationship.
And I was with my ex for a year and broke up in August of last year.
But kept in contact until May of this year.
So now with this new girl, I don't feel ready to commit to anything.
But she's very committed to making it work with me and almost gives it too much.
She replies very quickly and is always a tentative to me, which is a little bit off-putting for me.
When you say it out loud, it sounds funny.
Yeah, it sounds crazy.
After a month, I just don't feel ready to make anything official and I'm not sure if she's the one, to be honest.
Like, is she love bombing me?
or am I self-sabotaging.
Please round back, help me out.
I need your advice immediately.
Please.
I don't think this will go
to therapy.
However, I think that he is
on a certain part of TikTok.
Yeah.
That gives him those terms.
Because he's talking like he knows it,
but he's not acting like he knows it.
He heard the words and he wants to apply him.
Yes.
He's applying them.
I'm just so off put by it.
Like, what story times are you watching?
Oh, man.
He's a Jedi.
Well, our young Jedi.
He's upset that he has a good girl.
This is young.
This is men logic.
Honestly, she just treats me a little too well.
Yeah.
And it's upsetting.
But they ain't her, though.
That's the big hatch.
They're not his ex.
He's going to compare every single girl that he dates now to his ex.
So his ex that probably almost like swung in him or whatever.
Or wasn't funny.
The one like kept him in check.
He has says nothing about that.
Yeah, he said nothing about, like, the positive or the negative of his ex or why it didn't work.
Just that it didn't work.
Well, thank goodness we have the young Jedi on the line.
Young Jedi.
Yes, ma'am.
So sad already.
Sounds like he's crying.
You got to talk about it, bro.
For real, Chris.
Why did you, first, why did you and your ex break up?
Well, we broke up because she went on a vacation for the summer, and we tried to make it work long distance.
But she's a party animal.
it didn't, you know, it didn't work out.
Animal.
Hold on.
She went on vacation for the summer.
So where did she go?
And then you guys were like, okay, let's have a long-distance relationship.
Well, we said we would try it.
And then it was my first time trying it, but it just didn't work out at all.
Why?
Where did she go?
Oh, she lost.
Go over her.
That's a real.
She had one.
Had one.
So you broke up with her or she left you?
Um, we talked about it and then she ended up bringing it up when we did break up.
So she technically broke up with me.
Oh.
Are you funny?
La Hidla.
Why, you said I was Puerto Rican big now?
Oh, hell no.
So how long has that been?
Uh, since that breakup?
Yeah.
Last year, this time.
Uh, it's Vincent.
Well, like, like I said, August of last year, but we, we kept in constant.
throughout because we were trying to like be healthy about it and then you know obviously that comes with its own you know its own downfalls when you keep in contact with your eggs yeah yeah so how long have you not talked to her or you still talk to her uh we no i haven't talked to her like actually talked to her since may okay last month oh yeah come on it's we're in july now
It's a new month.
It's a 32 months.
That's it.
So you, how do you meet this new girl that's like almost perfect except she's like she likes you a lot?
So I was listening to you guys yesterday and the guys kind of brought something up where it made a lot of sense to me even though it's like to some it might not make sense.
But where you're dating and then you like Vic was talking about like he had a girl that would call.
him on her breaks at all time and he'd be like oh you infallosa you know yeah um but then when he
has his new like jordan calls and he's like oh what are you doing you're like oh how's your break
going you know what i mean and that's how you know where you want to be a part of that where you're
like you know i want you to call me and to be honest the last one was the last time i felt that
way where i was like oh uh yes my ex was the last one that i felt that way where it's like
you call me on your break and i'll answer i'll be like yo i actually want to talk to you
versus I guess nowadays, like especially the one right now.
I don't feel that.
Like, I don't feel the every time she calls.
You did not answer the question of how did you meet her?
Oh, how did I meet her?
Sorry I didn't hear you guys.
I met her at a violin.
At a baile.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, so you met her at a baile.
You find out she's in a guide, but you're just like, ew, get away.
You're not her.
You're still thinking about your ex from August.
It's not necessarily about my ex.
is just that like, I mean, maybe deep down it is, but it's more like I'm just kind of,
I thought I was ready.
And then I realized when I started talking to her that I'm not ready to accept like that kind of love yet, I guess.
This new girl don't give you the same feeling.
Yeah.
Butterflies.
Yeah.
It's like talking to a wall watching paint dry, right?
Basically, I guess.
Didn't you say you guys have a great conversation?
Yeah.
I mean, we did.
We had like very, like, deep thought conversations.
And like we tried, you know, talking about.
you know, life and stuff, but it's just
that there's more to it than that, you know,
especially with love, like, it's complicated.
Is she prettier or uglier than your ex?
Oh, that's crazy.
Absolutely.
She's not as pretty as my ex, I guess.
Oh.
But you about your ex, they like a soul.
Lina!
La Gasolina!
Right, you can throw back with that.
He's crying.
He's crying.
He's about to sing the cancione.
Oh, look at Daddy actually looking at.
Listening to bad bunny.
Your ex don't want to get back with you, huh?
Nah.
No.
Oh.
You don't want her anyway.
Yeah, he does.
She belongs to the island now.
I've been there, bro.
He wants her.
We're gone, we're going on to better things.
Yeah no stamos in Puerto Rico.
We're out of there.
You were never there.
I did.
I was there.
What do you mean?
Yeah, you said.
You went to her?
I tried, but when I got there, I saw it.
I was like, oh, no, yes, she's gone already.
Oh.
Damn.
That's a little guy.
You went to go save her?
Yeah, he did.
I got to save my girl.
She's in Puerto Rico for more than a couple days.
He forgot your case.
Ain't time.
All right.
All right, brother.
So now you're talking to a new girl, and she's doing everything right.
you made a mention of love bombing.
Why, do you think how she's acting is fake?
Or it's just something you don't like?
I guess it's something that I'm not used to.
Because like you get love bombed for the first.
I don't know if you guys have like even experienced that.
But like when somebody's always like trying to hit you up and then or trying to always see you at all times of the day or saying like, hey, I'm going to cancel my plan so I can go see you.
And you're just kind of like, well, I got I got stuff to do, you know?
but at the same time, it's like,
she wants to always see me,
and that's like, or bring me things.
That's not the one, though.
Hey, Chris, I don't think it's love bombing.
I think it's effort.
Like, I think she likes you.
I think so do.
All right, but maybe he's self-sabotage.
Y'all tell us, all right?
Is our guy getting love bombed by this girl
that's not as hot as his ex?
Or is he self-sabotaging
because he's still thinking about,
like, all right, okay?
He needs her help.
He has a perfect girl, but he doesn't know it.
Or does he?
Right now he's been dating a girl for a month and is like,
she's love bombing me.
She wants to talk to me.
She always, like, brings me stuff.
Ask me how my day would.
Calls me and, like, checks up on me.
Yeah.
Oh, it's not like my other girl that left me for Puerto Rican poppies.
That's a real woman right there.
This one, she believes in God.
The other one, she was saying,
Oh, God, in PR.
Oh.
Right, Chris?
Sounds about right, Chris?
Better push it on like guns you.
So, he's a tiny girl for a month after having been broken up with his ex since last August.
I still kind of talked, but not recently.
They haven't talked since May, y'all.
One month.
Well, it's a summertime.
It's July now.
That's when she usually goes missing.
Yeah.
Oh, true.
And he did admit his ex is a little bit more bad than the new girl.
But he's just wondering like, hey, is this girl love Bobby Me or am I self sabotaging?
Am I doing this to myself?
Yeah.
You know, what should I do in these situations?
You said to tell him, like, it'll be, it'll get better, bro.
Trust me.
The heartbreak hurts, but it'll get better.
But your girl's gone.
Your ex-girl's gone.
But what about the new girl?
I'm afraid what's going to happen is this food is to hurt that new girl.
Yeah, because Loki, that's like, I went through that too.
Not you?
Who dirt?
I'm not going to say anybody specific, but I dated somebody for a long time.
And they ended up going to Puerto Rico.
Same thing, same situation.
And then broke up.
And then I got with another girl, like a month later.
I was comparing the two.
And then ended up was like.
You messed with the, like the second one.
The second one, I was like, oh, yeah, she'll never be like her.
Yeah.
And then broke her heart.
And then, yeah.
So when does it get better, Greg?
Eventually.
Is it better?
Eventually?
I'm waiting.
Wait, where's the light?
You just showed me the tunnel.
The tunnel's there, but I don't know what the light comes in from.
Let's go to calls.
Pablo.
Pablo is Southgate.
What's up, Pablo?
Yo, yo, yo, what's up, brown bag?
Yo, what are you?
Pablo, talk to us.
What would you tell our guy, Jedi, Chris?
Nah, the homie Jedi, that dude is simplying over his egg.
Like, yeah, he just needs to get, like, I don't know, that's what we can help.
That's what we're here for.
Yeah, that's what we're taking.
All right.
Yeah, I mean, I.
All right.
Cynthia, Cynthia, Cynthia, Cynthia, Cynthia.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi.
What I'm Cynthia?
Hey, Cynthia.
I think he's wrong.
He knows what he knows already in his heart, what he's doing.
He's leading her own.
And it's like, why are you ruining her for the next person?
You already know you still stuck on your ex and you're not healed.
So why are you going to give this person some trauma that they got to heal from?
When he's like, oh, she calls me too much.
She's this.
She's excited, bro.
It's new.
It's fresh.
She wants to be giggly.
Here you are, Debbie Downer, but you're chasing her.
True.
And then he needs to get off his exes like, what do squirrels and elephant eat?
Nuts.
They need to get off of hers.
Thank you, Cynthia.
Thank you for making it a riddle.
I like that's vulgar.
I don't know if I can say that.
I love it.
You guys say it.
I love my little Cynthia.
She makes so much sense.
All right.
Antonio.
Antonio in Moore Park.
What's up, Antonio?
Yo, what's up, Belle Barry?
How are you doing?
We're doing great.
Antonio talked to us.
What would you tell Jedi Chris?
So he got, he's not been with his ex
since last August.
She went to Puerto Rico and just kind of figured like,
hey, I like it here better.
The guys here are so much.
cooler and I don't want to be with you.
And they kind of were talking back and forth
since then, but really, really called it
quiz about a couple months ago. Last month
he found a new girl he's talking to.
She gives him everything, great conversation.
She believes in God.
She checks on him. But he's just saying, like,
I feel like I'm being love bomb. Like, she's giving me
too much effort and I don't like it.
And, like, I'm not excited about her.
But am I just self-sabotaging
or is she actually, like,
in the wrong, this new girl?
No,
He needs to grow up a little bit and appreciate a good girl when he got to one
because the other girl that went to Puerto Rico obviously wasn't feeling him that much.
That's true.
What do you think, mate, like, as far as you in the past, having a good girl, like,
what makes you want to commit to, like, this girl, I guess, compared to his ex?
I mean, personally, so I'm not out of good girls and bad girls,
but I feel like they finally have somebody that's really down for you.
and they're showing you genuine love,
then you're supposed to appreciate that no matter what,
because looks hard and everything.
It really just matters with who's there for you
and what they're going to do for you, vice versa.
There you go.
Thank you, Antonio.
I do have a question.
Could being, could getting with the girl that maybe you're not really in love with crazy
at first really end up being the one?
Like, have you ever had the girl that was like, yeah, she was annoying,
but maybe you stuck it out?
And then it's like, oh, no, I chose right.
Because often we go with the one that, like, gets us for,
of a better turn like really high and like oh my gosh we're in love and this but then that bombs yeah
yeah yeah what i'm saying yeah what about the one that it's like oh okay i don't really feel her too much
you're kind of just like mid about her and then she turns out to be it for you she's not that bad
maybe maybe because maybe you're looking for that thrill but it's like the one that you stick out with
it maybe not doesn't give you that thrill but that's the person just just a question yeah no it's like
it's like a situation like like let it cook a little like like like like so you know like
It's possible to let it cook a little bit.
But sometimes they're just not hurt.
You kind of know it after a couple weeks.
You're just like, you know what?
This is like, even if it's like, yeah, she's perfect on paper just doesn't make me feel anything.
Yeah.
You know, and that could be the case here.
That happens.
Yeah, and also for the most part, for the long game, like aspect, I feel like that's usually like when you're friends first.
Not necessarily like you're sticking around, trying, hoping you like her.
Right.
It's more when you're a friend and then down the line, you're like, whoa, we like each other.
That's where that, like, long game works.
Be her friend.
Be your friend.
Greg.
Have you ever, like, been hanging out with a girl and then been like, you are going to make some other guy so happy?
Yes, I have.
It's not me.
What?
It's honest.
That's what happens on dates.
Like, you'll go on a date.
And then you realize, you're not for me, but you're going to make somebody else happy.
Yeah.
You guys really think that's a good.
Yeah.
You got to be real.
100%.
Yeah.
100%.
Yeah.
Right.
Better than Linderer.
Nah, I think he's just not seeing it.
He's like those guys in Dumb and Dumber.
He's like, we're looking for two guys to oil us down.
Yeah, there's two guys down that way.
Yes.
He just doesn't see it.
The end scene of Dumb and Dumber.
It's a bus full of Potties.
They're like coming from like a sun, like a bathing suit competition.
And it's like the 90s blonde bombshells that are tanda.
And then the fool is dumb and dumber.
That's not the real name, right?
Yeah.
Whatever the name.
Christmas and Harry Dunn.
They're hitchhiking.
And then they're like, hey, do you want to come on our bus?
We're just looking for people, like guys to rub us down.
And then they're like, oh, yeah, they're down that way.
He's like, bro, you're the two guys.
There's a town that way.
I'm sure you can find those guys there.
That's Chris.
And then they stopped the car.
They stopped the bus and they're like, sorry, sorry, sorry.
We made a mistake.
The town's the other way.
It's a great movie.
That's the Jedi.
Yeah, yeah.
Historic cinema there.
All right, Jill, let's go to Jill in Fullerton.
Hey, look, there's people from Fullerton.
Whoa.
Jill, good morning.
Hello.
Hi, Jill.
Hi, Jill.
You're on my, my, um, you're on my Bluetooth.
Is that okay or should I take you guys off Bluetooth?
I'm fine where I'm at right now.
Okay, but Jill, can you?
Hi, how are you doing?
Good morning.
Good morning, Jill.
Jedi Chris needs your help.
You're kind of sounding like the girl he's dating right.
now. So she is like too happy to see him. She's too energetic. She hits him up too much. She cares
about him and God and like having a great relationship. They've only been together for a month and he's
like, I feel like she's love bombing me or my self-sabotaging because my ex, like I had her
last year we broke up and she was so beautiful and when she would hit me up, I would get excited.
I don't for this girl. So if he's trying to figure out, should he kind of stick it out or
should he drop this new girl?
You know what?
I feel like he's self-sabotaging because, you know, he keeps living in the past.
You know, he keeps thinking about what's toxic, you know,
and usually the toxic ones are exciting, but then, you know, he's going to get his heartbroken.
But then say he ends up leaving this, you know, this really good girl who is giving him everything that he wants,
you know, the attention, the love.
You know, he needs to learn how to appreciate what he has a good thing.
Yeah.
Because then say he ends up leaving her and then, yeah, say he finds a girl that is super duper fine,
but won't give him the time of day and she'll seem like crap.
Mm-hmm.
You know, and then he'll be like, oh, like, I should have stayed with my last girl.
I should have appreciated her when I had her.
Yeah.
So.
You said this happened to you.
Who did this to you?
Who did this?
Okay.
I did this to my current boyfriend now, and I realize.
that
because I met my boyfriend
like four years ago
and after six months
you know
I realize I'm like
oh he's not exciting
like he's
I thought he was
I thought he was boring
oh my god
I hope he's not listening
I hope he is
I hope he is
only you sound like you Joe
I called a couple weeks ago
and I didn't hear your
your thing like correctly last time
and I totally effed up last
times um all right jill get to the story jill so so he's sorry okay but okay so anyways yeah so
the story the story is that you know after six months i left him because i'm like oh i need
something more exciting you know because you know he's yeah yeah and let me and then um
you'll pay joel or you do you know yeah yeah
She's so excited.
Representing.
Representing Fullerton.
Being Fullerton alone, I do not want to go to war with Fullerton.
Don't.
Be nice to Fullerton.
Say something nice about Fullerton.
She couldn't land her plane on an autopilot, dude.
And there's an airport over there.
Landed in John Wayne.
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Jedi Chris.
Yeah.
You're the problem.
Have a good day.
It's time to get up with a four pack of tickets to go to Universal Studios, Hollywood.
You just got to play for them on the line.
We have Darren.
Darren from Harbor City.
What's up, Darren?
Yo, yo, what up?
Darren, talk to me.
Who are you choosing to guess for you, brother?
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and choose concrete for this.
Concrete.
Is there a reason that you chose concrete?
Yeah, win or lose.
It'll be funny, hopefully.
Hey, no cursing.
I'm glad he didn't choose me.
Get out the room, concrete.
Oh, what?
Cover your ears, too.
Yeah.
We're watching you.
In the window.
And dance.
Yeah, in the window.
Cover your ears and dancing.
Dance like, yeah, a minion.
Okay, so check this out, Darren.
I'm going to give you Universal Studios,
was a related thing,
person, place, idea, movie,
whatever have you.
I'm going to give you that word.
When concrete comes back in the room,
you can give him up to three hints
about what you got.
You cannot use the actual title.
Like, for example,
this is not going to be it.
But if your word was Lion King,
you cannot say Lion or King in your hints.
All right.
You can also not cuss in your hints,
okay?
Is that fine with you?
What's up?
How old are you heard?
Are you for real, fool?
I didn't hear the last.
I didn't hear the last thing.
Don't curse.
Don't cuss.
Don't cuss.
Don't cuss.
And don't say lion or king if the movie is lying king.
Okay.
Got it.
Okay, okay, okay.
But it's not going to be lying king.
Those are your rules.
You have three hints to give concrete.
Okay, I'm going to give you a movie that's a part of the Hollywood tram when you get off and they're like, hey, this movie was filmed here.
The movie is World War Z.
Okay.
All right.
Bring it.
Bring him in, bring him in, bring him in, bring him in.
All right, sitate, boss.
He's not going to get this.
Yeah.
No one believes in you.
All right.
Darren, what way, wait.
Darren, concrete is now in his seat, Darren,
and it's your time to give him three hints about the palabras that you have.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, so what am I supposed to guess?
Go ahead, Darren.
Something Universal Studios related.
Okay.
All right, it's a zombie a breakout.
Zombie Apocalypse Breakout.
Okay.
Damn, I forgot the name of the actor.
Okay.
Hey, my God.
Oh, my dad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
I'm nervous.
Let me see.
Two more hands.
He had a, okay, he has a family.
They're running away.
He had to count down the seconds before turning.
All right.
All right, all right.
Five, four, three, two, one.
What?
I don't understand his last one.
Zombie breakout had to do the countdown before turning and he has a family.
They're running away.
Now, five, four, three, three, two, one.
No.
No.
What?
Last of us?
No.
Is it the last of us?
Oh.
No.
Dead?
What?
What?
Donald's a dead.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Should have said that one.
No.
It's John and there.
Try it, try it, try it, try it, try it.
The family's running away?
Yeah, it's, that's every movie.
I know.
It's like the latest.
Try one more.
Try one more.
I think you got it.
You're like in that little vicinity.
Yeah.
Think Universal Studios, bro.
It's like the latest zombie movie.
Yeah.
The latest zombie movie.
Yeah.
It's not the latest zombie movie.
No.
No.
No.
It was like 10 years ago.
No.
What?
Oops.
Zombie movie?
I don't know.
World War Z, bro.
World War Z.
What?
It's in the back lot.
Yeah, they have the crash scene right there.
You worked there.
I worked there 12 years ago.
That's how I know he didn't really work there.
You're a little liar.
Yes, I did.
I'm dead serious.
All right.
All right.
Well, let's go to Guillermo in Buena Park.
Guillermo.
Buenos days, Guillermo.
Giermo.
Hey, guys.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Hi, Guillermo.
Talk to us.
Who are you choosing to a guest for you?
Choose your.
Fight her.
Trust me.
I can win the team.
I am going to pick the foggy team, so letty.
Wait, what?
Hopefully.
He picked you.
The folly team.
Okay.
All right.
Go, go, go, go.
Because I know all the,
Balaveras.
I usually create them in my little brain.
Get out the room, Letty.
Go, go, go.
Can we see.
She wanted this.
All right.
All right.
Hold on.
Hold on.
She's excited.
Woo!
Yes.
World War Z?
Okay.
I know I've never heard.
All right.
All right.
Germo.
Giedmo. Okay. All right. We, you can't. So, all right. So you, we're going to give you a word. We can give you something that's at the universal back lot. Okay. But you can't say the name of the movie at all. Okay. And then also, please don't cuss. What should it be?
Okay. What do you think? What do you think? She's looking at that mouth. Yeah. Make sure you can. What is it? Angie. I was thinking of this one. Angie, don't tell us it.
You gave me the wrong paper. What is it?
he's part of it right
yeah okay
I don't know
okay
so your
your person
is gonna be
Jimmy Fallon
okay you know who that is
yeah
okay
alright so don't
you can't say his name
just describe
what he does
and who he is
okay
okay
okay
let me come back in
what
hold on
don't say anything yet
she's walking
oh
I don't think she's gonna get this one
sorry Guillermo
Dude,
Make plans already because you're going, buddy
Yeah, I have faith in Leti
All right, Guillermo
I have a baby on the way
Okay, well they can't ride
All right
For me, you know, the fast pass
Okay, give me your hints, Guillermo
All right, to start off
He is a show host at night
Okay
He has backup music called the Roots crew.
Oh, she's getting that.
Yeah, told you.
He's too good.
And he's known for doing impressions, musical impressions.
Yeah, I didn't know who he is, but he has a show there.
That's it.
That's it.
No more.
How did they know?
Does he film there?
No, how are you guys tying this into University?
Yeah, answer.
Answer it first.
Yeah, you got answer it first.
It's super.
Yeah.
Dude, it's super easy.
Five, four.
I see his friends and can come to his own name.
Two, one.
I can't say anything.
No way.
I didn't.
I didn't.
The name in my brain is not the right name.
What's his name in your brain?
The name of my brain is his rival.
What's his name?
Jimmy Kimmel, but it's not Kimmel.
Yeah.
That's it.
That's it.
That you're right.
She didn't say answer yet.
She said that was the opposite.
Yeah, that wasn't her answer.
Five.
Oh, well, come on.
Four, three, two, one.
Fallon.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, tell me, tell me why.
He's on the tram.
He's the one.
He's the host.
Jimmy Fallon.
Congratulations, bro.
You're going to Universal Studios Hollywood.
The funniest thing is, his name is Giermo.
No, but Gianw was what Kim.
Yeah.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Congratulations, bro.
This is rigged.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Don't take that baby or that pregnant lady on any rides, okay?
But the tram.
I will not.
Okay, good.
I don't know why y'all didn't think that when I said World War II that I met War or the Worlds.
I don't know why.
It's pretty cut and dry.
Pretty there, right?
Yeah.
One of them has aliens.
They both have zombies.
They both have planes, though.
They both have world
And you got
And you got neither
And you got neither
Why does it say world
Because
That didn't
You've never even seen that movie
Which one
Tom Cruise
Brad Pitt
Whose line is it anyway
I mean
World of War
Interchangeable White
Wait war of the world
Is where they crash
Because of aliens
They don't crash because of aliens
No
No but there's a plane
crash in that particular set
They both have planes
Yeah
This is that movie
That has the big alien thing
We're just on the beam
Exactly.
That's Tom Cruise.
No, this is aliens.
A world of war.
Alien zombies and all the same.
Top Cruise is running.
Alien zombies.
Your swagra.
All the same, Craig.
He would have said alien, like, the alien wall.
I would have been like, oh, easy.
World War is he.
Wait, alien wall.
Yeah, the guy's always saying.
I mean, the zombie wall.
See, you're confused.
You don't even know.
You know.
Maybe if you were awake.
Maybe if you were awake, you would win.
All right, let's get into Word on Rosecrans.
What's the word?
Connected like I'm Rosecrans.
Rooscrans.
The word is Nelly might be the hip-hop buggy mat.
Which Nelly?
Nelly.
Nelly.
Not for Tottle.
Nelly.
How did you're Nelly?
Yo.
Oh, yeah.
So, Nelly was on the Joe and Jada podcast with Fat Joe and Jada Kiss,
and he told a hilarious story about how he once made 50 cent.
One of hip-hop's biggest bullies apologized to his question.
Queen Ashanti.
What?
All right.
So the reason is because 50 Cent and Ashanti had problems was because of murder Inc.
She was a member of them with Jha Rule and Erf Gadi.
And 50 said they were at war.
Yeah.
Right.
50 murdering beefed it with Jha and everybody.
Exactly.
Poor Ashanti just like she was caught in the middle.
Catch it straight.
She said she was collateral damage basically.
So listen to Nelly tell this story about him and Ashanti running into 50 cent.
I said, babe.
50 cents.
I'll make you.
Apologize.
You want me to go over there?
What?
You, mate?
Don't be looking.
You want me to go, mate?
She was not, no way in my heart
as I'm thinking she's going to tell me to go over there.
She's like, yeah, babe.
Yep.
I'm going.
So I turn around.
She can't see my face.
I'm walking toward a table full of G unit.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm like, this is not going to go with it.
I started laughing.
He cracked the spine.
I was like, he fine.
Do me a favor of my.
I apologize for a man.
Ashanti, I'm sorry.
That is.
That is what he said.
Wow.
He made 50 apologize to Ashanti.
And it was a favor.
I don't think 50's ever apologized to anybody.
No, literally.
And 50 took this clip and posted it on his Instagram and captioned it.
This is true.
No cap detected.
I always like Mo.
Talking about Nelly.
He said he took off when I got hit when he got shot.
And he said, I was hurt.
Couldn't do nothing but watch TV.
So he said he always liked them.
And he never had a problem with them.
And then he comes up to me.
And then also I know that I didn't really.
not like Ashanti.
Right.
So, yeah, I'm going to say sorry to her.
It was the approach, too, of Nelly coming up.
Because it was like he was being serious, but at the same time, like, playful.
Yeah.
So Fitty didn't feel like any type of way of like, oh, he's trying to step up and be aggressive.
In a way, he did.
I feel like 50 does respect that because, like, he said he walked over by himself to, you know, a whole army full of G-U and it's like, damn, it could go left.
And that's what Nelly literally thought he's like, this is going to go left.
But I'm going to protect my queen.
Yeah.
So the records.
think on I smell
is that you John?
Yeah.
I guess there is a line.
I don't remember
and I remember the song
but he says
like F them
but not you
Ashanti baby
you know how I feel about you
but even like
doing that is a little bit
legal.
I think there's other
I'm looking up at
genius like Ashanti lyrics
with 50
he makes mention
of her being like
in his truck
with no clothes on
he's then they say
you guys are maybe Irv Gotti
who dated Ashanti, you're just mad
Ashanti got a new man type of thing
so just adding her in more
like a sexualized way though
even the game who was in
Ging it for a little while during that
whole beef also like name
check to Shanti in one of his songs
too said I wouldn't do this unless
not even if she had Ashanti but naked in bed
so it's like again kind of sexualizing
her and like poking fun
like oh you guys got her whatever like
she's like what is right?
I want to leave me out of this
Who's the other girl on Junet that got it too?
Olivia.
Olivia.
They said she was a man.
Oh my God.
And she's not, by the way.
No, no.
But that never like left her.
Like the stigma.
Yeah.
And so, yeah, like, I never thought 50 would apologize to anyone, but apparently Nellie's the one.
What?
Makes me wonder how gangster he is.
For real.
It's always the ones that are like the smiley happy.
Yeah.
Because even when they talk about Kendrick being the boogeyman.
Yeah.
They also call them a little cutie patootie.
Oh, I've seen those.
But it's like, and even when in the super,
like, say, Drake.
And, like, he's walking with a big old smile.
Yeah.
It's always those ones.
It's the quiet ones.
I mean, but if you listen to country grammar, like, you know,
obviously we all liked it.
And it sounds like a nursery rhyme, but he's talking about street sweeper baby,
ready to let it go.
Yeah.
Oh, I thought it was for the garbage people.
No, no.
But he said shim, shimmy, shimmy, koko.
No, shimmy, shimmy koko, when I hit you with the street sweeper.
How does that make sense?
But how is that shimmy, shimmy cocoa puff?
Shimmy.
Oh, you're shimmy?
Yeah.
It's a gangster song.
Nelly! I was 12 thinking he's eating cocoa puffs.
No.
You just found out?
No, yeah.
I don't like your.
No.
No, it's true.
No.
I'm coming down, down baby.
Your street in a range room.
A street sweeper baby.
Ready to let it go.
Well, that part was blanked out in the radio version and that's the only one that I could hear.
So I didn't know what he said was ready to let it go.
Because he never looked, he didn't look like a killer.
He's so cute.
He did it.
He's a murderer.
Really?
Stop.
He's a St.
Lunatic.
Cornell Haynes, yeah, St.
Lunatic.
He had to earn that title.
Yeah, but they're like a little baseball player.
That's the video.
That's the video.
He's so cute.
Batter up.
I can't.
I do not.
Yeah, he likes baseball.
All right, what does E.I mean?
Yeah.
E.I.
Eternal integration.
Empire Inland.
I don't know.
No.
Thank you.
Andalet, I don't know.
It means eating.
It means eating?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Eat it.
Angie, you know that one?
Yeah.
What's happening now?
But he switched it up and later said it meant the ish.
What?
I think it's evil inside.
Evil inside.
It makes sense because he's like, Andele, undleele, E I, EI.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mommy, E.
Oh.
Yeah.
Even spin the block.
That new song.
Maybe he was talking about something.
else.
Yes.
I don't think so.
Nope.
Not Nelly.
Okay.
Angie, by the way,
because you're a big Nelly fan.
What's the Moe stand for,
Nelly Moe?
Nelly Mo.
I think it's just like a nickname
because his name is
Cornell Haines Jr.
Missouri.
Missouri.
And he's a Scorpio.
That's not what she asked.
A Scorpio would be.
Nelly would be a Scorpio.
All right, thanks, Vick.
All right.
That was your word on Rose Cranz brought to
by local Southern California Toyota dealers.
I'm Rose Cranzvic for Brownback Mornings on Power 106.
and tune in every day at 8
but now, Angie.
Yes, you guys.
Angie.
I'm going to tell you why Ashanti may be second-guessing
having a Nelly.
I mean,
a baby was having a lot of that.
Speaking of Nellie and Ashanti
why Ashanti might be wanting
to take something back from Nelly.
Sounds like we're in a dilemma.
Wow.
How dare you use a song with another girl?
All right.
There's a study that shows
why are you laughing, brother,
Why are laughing in my face?
You're laughing because of concrete?
What he said before we went on, but it's fine.
Now you have to say it.
I hate when you guys do this.
Because Romano was telling us our rules, right?
Like what's not to do?
And then Concrete was like, yeah, don't look at me either.
Because the rules are like, don't be on your phone.
Put your laptop away.
And then use your hands, throw gang signs.
You said it's so aggressive.
Represent, represent.
I want you to know listening.
If you've ever complained that we talk all over each other,
our boss is heard.
Yeah.
And now we're trying our best
not to talk over each other.
So we have to put our hands up
when we want to talk.
So that's one of the rules.
But this guy just throws up different gang signs
instead of putting his hands up.
He knows.
Throw it up.
Yeah, you do.
All right.
Well, like I was saying,
there's a new study that shows
if you're seeing that maybe your friend group's not
like maybe there's not the same, right?
Like, oh, we just hang out, we're just chill.
But we're not really doing.
There's no action in the group chat.
Change the group chat name
to something more chaotic.
And it will get more lively in your chat.
What?
I asked y'all, what is your craziest group chat name?
Yeah.
Y'all are insane.
All right.
Can I read them?
And then Angie, you're with me right?
No.
Angie, can you try to guess who is who?
Okay.
All right, there's a group chat in here that says,
everybody hates Tyson.
Who do you think it is?
And by the way, no one hates Mike Tyson.
Yeah, are you talking about that Tyson?
Tyson chicken?
No, Tyson Beckford.
Tyson Beckford.
I'm going to say Victor.
Vic, is that your group chat?
Just say yes or no, bro.
No.
No.
Okay.
Who is it?
That is my group chat.
What?
Yeah, me, Maximo.
Please explain.
So it's not Mike Tyson.
It's our friend's dog.
He has a dog.
And it's a massive dog.
It's not trained.
So it just destroys things.
It eats people's glass.
It jumps on everybody that walks in.
I'm just thinking that I'm picturing the dog in the sandlot.
Yeah, me too.
Like links like that.
Oh.
Yeah, the dog is.
St. Bernard?
Yeah.
Okay.
So it looks the same.
Who's in this chat?
It's just all like my homies from my high school.
I knew you were a dog hater, bro.
No.
I knew.
I never seen someone named their chat after a dog they hate.
Yeah.
Because we always tell him the train his dog and he never does it.
So you hate it.
So we named the group chat that.
He hates his dog.
Okay.
Give them chocolate.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Who's group chat name is no peace without war?
Mine.
Mine.
Oh, I was going to guess that.
Vic.
Wow.
No peace without war.
What?
That sounds tragic.
Yeah.
Hippies.
No.
Put on a list there.
Vic the martyr over here.
Isn't that what Trump said after the Iran stuff?
Now we can have peace.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
This predates that.
Peace through strength.
It's because it's like a feeling of like one of my homies was at war with the girl that he really
loves.
He's like, I love her, but we're at war.
And then he's like, we can't have peace until we finish this war.
And he's been in a war like all year.
It's a long war.
Yeah.
He said he might aerial attack.
Another anti-dog group chat name.
No, it's not an anti-dog at all.
It's the style.
It's pro.
You know when you have a relationship battle when it's like...
No, I don't look at battles as me versus my man.
I look at them as me and my man versus the problem.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I like that one.
Photo bucket.
No, most of my homies are single.
So it's like, you know, when you like a girl makes you mad, you really like her,
but then it's like, all right, I'm going to show her.
I'm going to go out tonight.
I'm going to do this stuff.
What happens in this group chat?
Just hilarity.
Like, just like late night shenanigans.
They'll be show videos of like, yo, we're here last night.
It's not like, it's really fun.
Wow.
But now you're the homie that's in a relationship.
I am.
But it's still fun to see it.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
But it's nothing explicit.
Concrete just changed our group chat name.
To what?
I haven't seen it.
What is it?
What did you do?
Say it.
Gloryhole convos.
I like it.
That's cool.
Why?
Hey, hey, sounds mysterious.
Everybody gets a chance.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Explain further.
To drop a text.
To drop a text, relax.
That's what the glory hole is for you?
Yeah, and some people just look, you know?
You poke your eye that way.
You never know what you're going to get.
Some people just poke their eye and don't even respond, you know?
Oh, my gosh.
All right, we're talking about group chat names, chaotic ones.
Supposedly if you change your group chat name, which Congress just did, it'll help
the conversation.
I'm not excited to see what.
kind of combo is going to go down inside gloryhole
convos group chat. I like it now.
Hey Greg, tell me your second
craziest group chat name because your first
crazy group chat name cannot be said
on the radio, on the internet, and like on anywhere.
No, I can't at all right.
Free Greg. No.
Free Greg, for real. No. No. It turns backwards.
The second one is
Creed boys.
Creed boys. Like the bad creed.
A Christian rock group. Like with Orchard Open?
Yeah, because we're always living with
Orham's Wart Open.
When the creed
When the creed boys are out
We're out
That's fine
I love there, Christian
Hey
Jose, what was your group chat name with Greg?
Men's rights group
No
Men's rights
That's a good
Oh, was he moz, was he mo
Oh yeah, it was
What's the other one?
I can't.
No, I can't.
No.
You can't even abbreviate it?
No, no.
No.
And then we guess it?
No.
No.
No, no.
No.
Can't play hangman?
No.
What's the one that you guys had?
I forgot about that.
It was like,
email.
It's not a phase?
It's not, oh yeah, it's not a phase.
Yeah.
Because we're all email.
We went to emo night together.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Because tonight will be the night.
Sorry.
Abbreviated.
No.
No, I will.
No.
Yeah, we cannot do that.
The authorities will be called.
Yes.
And you need to just change that.
Well, that's it.
That's it.
But yeah.
But yeah, that's your science.
That's your science.
That's your study of the day.
Science.
Okay.
If you feel like you need to have more fun with your homies,
go change the group chat right now.
Something crazy.
You guys have any suggestions of names people who can change it to?
My other one is Wichna.
What?
Yeah.
It's just weird ones.
Yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, no.
Don't change it back either.
Something about the summer, I don't know, it's like summertime.
Summer days?
You're sitting around.
Summer days?
You suck right now.
Ain't nothing like them summer nights?
No.
Ack little rob.
You know, like, group chat names come from a moment in that time.
Someone said something funny
But it's also going to make the moment
If you just change the name
And then people were like, wait, what?
Yeah
So when I was in the field
It was like, we're the fielders
Like, fielders.
You were in the field?
Yeah, I was a veteran.
Well, have we ever had a gloria moment?
Huh?
You just said our group chat in a moment
And now our group chat is called
Gloria combos.
That's it.
All right, well, I'm done.
That's what I want to know.
It's a one and done thing.
Thank you.
You never look back.
Hey, yo.
Keep it here.
Truck stop convos.
There are some new laws.
There needs to be laws against whatever is happening right now.
Both against you, Greg, and against you concrete, just because.
But there's new laws taking effect today.
All right, you might be breaking them already because it's July 1st, y'all.
One of them is there's going to be like a new tax to your guys.
Why are you laughing, bro?
I hate when y'all just...
Could you say peekable.
And then he was thinking about the...
The glory.
Pick a burke.
That is a good reason to laugh.
Imagine you do that.
You're like, this is a...
You all, like, somebody socks you in the eye.
All right.
Well, new laws taking effect today.
One is at the gasoline station, right?
They're going to charge you more for the...
Our gas tax already has increased.
You probably, like our guy, Jose,
you won't know what it is because it's already included.
Like, we already play like 90.
cents in taxes and fees besides what the fuel cost is at the pump.
Yeah.
Tesla boys.
Yeah, what the hell is gas?
Yeah, what's gas?
What's gas?
What's possible fuels?
Or half of us are electric capital of us are gas, right?
So y'all are going to feel it.
Think of like a penny up of whatever it would be.
What?
Angie!
What did you know?
What I mean that?
Stop it.
No, we didn't do anything.
She doesn't mean that.
I don't mean.
What does she mean?
She made that noise.
Yeah.
She fuels up.
Like, I do.
Every three days, I'm always, like, pumping.
Yes.
Angie, can you stop talking about being filled up, bruh?
Oh, my God.
Y'all got to chew because that's not what she meant.
That's not.
You know, I'm talking about gas.
Gas.
Yeah, she is.
Go ahead.
There's gas.
There's gas.
Fool up.
You're going to feel it.
Jose is over that bus pass boys.
Let's go.
It was a, those.
the noise.
Okay.
All right,
there's one that we might enjoy.
Subscription cancellations.
You know how they make it hard,
especially like at gyms.
Like,
hey,
you have to write a letter
and then you have to bring it in person.
MLA format.
Yeah.
So they,
when it comes to different platforms like that,
they have to make it easier
for you to cancel service.
And they also have to let you know
more than one time
that your service is about to renew.
Sometimes we get like those yearly ones
and then they hit crazy.
Yeah.
You're like, oh.
I feel like three of them, I got charged for three of those yesterday.
Really?
Yeah, they probably before July 1st.
Maybe.
Yeah, one last time.
As simple as it is to sign up, they have to make it that simple to cancel, okay?
If a person signed up for a streaming service, for example, on a website, the business must provide a way to cancel in the same manner.
Cool.
So I appreciate that.
I like that.
Also, something that is going to be more helpful for us is when it comes to, like, Airbnb's and short rental places, it's concrete is, Mike.
Just leaving them.
I see what it is
All right
But when it comes to those
The owner of the place now is to tell you
Hey you have to clean this much in order to not get a fee
Often they're like
They're like hey you didn't clean up the towels
So now I'm going to charge you these $300
For like service fee
They have to let you know what they expect
Is the best form to turn back the house in
Yeah I stopped using Airbnb for that reason
It's cheaper to get to a nice hotel
Yeah
Yeah.
And then leave your towels everywhere, right?
That was the craziest part of staying in Airbnb.
You have to clean the whole house after.
Yeah, I didn't like that.
Insane.
Yeah, they got to live there or something.
Yeah.
And then there's a cleaning fee still.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
So the new law states, owners of short-term rental properties will no longer be able to charge a cleaning fee without providing an itemized list of tasks, excuse me, that guests should complete before checking out.
They're like clean, take out the trash.
Yeah, yeah.
Chorce.
Yeah.
Charge my car before you need.
Clean the pool.
Watched my car.
This.
This one is also, like, I'm not too sure.
Of course, it happens on both ends,
but it's something when you go out to the bars.
A lot of people, you've seen the videos
where someone spikes a girl's drink
when she's not looking.
Now bars are going to be required
to offer lids for those who ask for it.
Oh, I love that.
Oh, good.
That's a good.
Yeah, I think that's a really, really good one.
I've always been paranoid of getting actually roof feed or something.
No, for real.
Every time, honestly, no, every time that I would go to the bars,
I would make sure that my hands cover.
it. I never let it go.
Yeah.
And you see the videos where the girls hugging someone and then while they're hugging someone,
someone like gets their drink and put something in there.
It's really, really scary.
Last one that I will talk about before break is that fertility treatments are now required
to be covered by most insurance plans.
I know people that have gone through IVF and all of that and it's expensive.
Oh, yeah.
It's expensive and not only do they go through like clearly the trauma of like figuring it out
or trying and failing, but now hopefully they won't have to worry about the cost of it.
It's expensive.
It's awesome.
Yeah, yeah.
Those are just some new laws that are taking effect.
Thanks, right?
Besides the gas that Angie's going to feel at the pub.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Keep it here.
Because Angie, we have Somrasala on the way, right?
Yes, you guys.
I'm going to tell you why Shanty may be second-guessing having a baby with Nelly.
Oh, Nelly.
With Angie.
I'm Nelly.
I never, never.
Never.
I love you.
Listen, yes.
I'm listening.
No, she means it.
I really mean it.
I really mean it.
I have a personal relationship with Nelly.
In my mind.
You guys.
You guys know how much I love Nelly.
So me talking about it like here in Sombra Sala, it's like why Nelly?
Exactly.
You're disappointed.
I feel about a shanty, big dog.
That's how you feel about a shanty, big dog.
That's how you feel about a shanty?
I'm Ashanti.
Are you shanty?
No, but listen, it's hurtful because Nellie's being a bad husband and baby daddy to Ashanti.
So they have a show together called We Belong Together.
If you guys didn't know, they just welcomed the baby, 11 months old.
You would have thought, respectfully Angie, I'm sorry to catch up,
you would have thought that they would have had a better show name with their songs.
We Belong Togetherism, right?
Carrie, okay.
I was thinking the same thing.
I was thinking the same thing.
What would they name it?
I don't know.
It could be like a mix.
Foolish dilemma or something.
Country baby.
Happy.
Country baby.
Yeah, she says baby-dolline our song.
Yeah.
There's just something there that they could have done definitely, but they didn't.
But I was telling you guys, Nelly's being a bad husband and a bad baby daddy.
There's like this one scenario where Ashanti's saying, like, she's talking about how Nellie's going to go on tour.
And she's worried because she's going to be left alone with the baby.
And she's telling him, like, fool, like, I don't know how you don't even help me with the baby when he's crying at night.
But he's so sarcastic when he's talking about it.
I'm trying to understand how is it that you just to sleep through.
when he starts crying.
Do y'all really be up at night?
I heard about it.
So you can hear how he's just like,
I heard about it.
I don't heard about it.
So then they start arguing, like,
I don't want to say fighting, but arguing, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So she tells them, like,
Nellie, like, you need to help me with the baby.
It's absolutely ridiculous that you'll still be dead sleep
and he'll be mad loud.
But I don't even hear y'all, man.
That's ridiculous.
You know, it's a gift, I guess.
Why is that a gift?
I'm blessed with that too now.
No.
So you can hear her.
She's already annoyed.
Welcome to Baby Mama Life.
That's how they all act.
Nelly's machista.
I don't know.
I just got like a flashback of Coach Carter.
Because remember she's pregnant in the movie Coach Carter and she's dealing with that guy.
And it's like the same big thing.
And I'm like, hold on.
What?
Really?
But it gets worse because Nellie starts explaining it.
It means get up.
It's your turn to change him.
I'm going to take you back to this conversation.
we have. I said, baby, I give you the world.
I just ain't changing no diaper.
That's right. Straight up. I'm not changing no diaper.
I'm not getting up. I told you
since the beginning, I'm going to give you the world
but not helping you with the baby.
And how did she react? She was just
like, oh, I can't Nelly. If you see it in her face,
she's really upset about it. Yeah, she's like
up. Yeah, like, it's not what she needs right now.
She needs like, yeah, I'll try harder or
like, I'll try to wake up more.
So, okay, but I like,
I understand where Nellie's coming from.
What? What? He literally said,
I'll give you the world, but that's one thing I don't want to do.
But that's your baby.
I was going to ask that.
All of you have kids, like your first kid, you were okay with changing the diaper?
Yeah.
Well, I was super hands-on, but I had to be because I was broke.
I wasn't giving her nothing.
No world.
There's no world given.
I was broke as hell.
I'm going to change these diapers.
Yeah, you need to watch the bottle.
I'm just happy to be here right now.
So if you had a baby Winnelly and he said that to you, well, what?
What?
He's too old for me.
But if I had a baby with Marcus and he told me that, I'd be mad.
Yeah.
But Marcus didn't.
But if Marcus had Nelly money.
What?
If Marcus had Nelly money.
Then give me a nanny.
But it's also Ashanti.
Yeah.
No, truthfully, I never, I don't think I ever.
Wow.
Nikki wouldn't let me get up.
She wouldn't let you get up and change the baby's paper.
Nikki, I can't wait until you respond to that.
She would be like, hey, king.
A, king.
Rest your head.
She's burping the baby and giving you a foot massage at the same time
Because you both needed
Yeah
Oh no
She's that girl
She is that girl
Even that girl needs help
Yeah
I mean I'm be honest like I have a Tia needs job
She'll gladly be a nanny for them
Gosh
Did you change the diapers?
Yeah I changed them
Like no problems
Yeah
Like you were never disgusted or anything like that
It's your child
It's different
I know you're getting grossed out like didn't
We're not going to leave our babies with no
with diapers on bro.
There's even more.
He's just like,
you guys actually changed the thing.
There's moments if you open the diaper
and they eat sometimes even pee.
That's disgusting.
Yeah.
It's like,
dodging me.
When that little baby has your face
and like you're like you love it so much
you're not,
you're like oh,
that's,
you'll laugh it off.
Greg is not changing the baby.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
That baby away from me.
No,
I know if that's my baby.
It is your baby.
It does not look like me.
I didn't do it because
that baby looks Puerto Rico.
You didn't do it because you're clumsy?
I'm clumsy.
You're scared to drop the baby?
So I didn't even, like, I don't even carry my, like, all my children, like, when they were super little.
I'm just clumsy, so I was always, like, very scared.
Yeah.
I was always, like, stiff, you know.
So, what age did you start carrying then?
I would, like, a few months old.
A few months old.
You're not as bad as Nelly because he was saying that, you know what?
I'll start taking care of him when he's older.
Until he can say, I'm hungry.
Until he can say, I need to use the bathroom.
It's going to be a lot of your lap.
But as soon as he started walking, I told us.
to enjoy because soon as he gets the walk
and they're talking he with the crew.
So to him that makes it okay.
To some of the bully, I get that though.
50 cent after he's a baby lunatic.
That's like what, four or five years old?
No.
He's like, soon as a kid can drive, we're good.
He's all mine.
He's going to regret saying that.
I always look at that movie, the click
and how you just, if you keep
fast forward in your life, you're going to miss everything.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the fun I get from Nellie.
Like he's just going to miss.
at all.
Because there's so many moments in this time.
And then he's going to regret that he said as soon as he walks.
There's less time of him not walking than there is him walking.
All right, you're going to take care of him from two on.
I only had to take care of him from zero to two.
That's why he thinks that it's okay to say that.
That's why he's like, enjoy it afterwards.
No, but all those moments from when like your baby learns to roll to then crawl
to them first steps.
Those are all like milestones that you enjoy.
They're baby pooping itself so bad.
to be baby peeing everywhere.
All right, so I don't know if Jorge just brainwashed me,
but I do think for the waking up in the middle of the night
that it was a me thing.
Like one, he slept like a rock.
Mm-hmm.
Two, I felt like I'm just innately, like I have that sixth sense for my baby.
Okay.
So I know what they need at the time.
Like, I would feel like if I were asleep at like 3 a.m.
And my husband was up, I would feel like he'd be doing something wrong.
Like, he'd be giving him in a bottle when he really needed a diaper change.
Or he'd be, like, doing something that was not necessary.
Yeah.
And I just feel like I could handle it better.
So let him sleep, and then I'll do the...
At first...
Hard hand.
Show me your weights.
No, because at first I would wake up, but then you realize you're...
There's nothing you can do to help.
Oh, you can do is, like, be there.
You're just watching.
So then after a while, I was just like, I'm going to just sleep.
Like, there's no...
I'm waking up for no reason.
You don't got what I got that can help the baby.
Right.
Put that baby on vibrate.
But as a mom, like...
It's so good.
As a mom, like, that wouldn't upset you.
Like, your time would be getting up.
Well, I would prefer you helping me during the day.
Like, I would rather you let me nap during the day than, like, have to figure out the night thing.
Because I guess there's nothing.
Exactly what we're saying, Angie, though.
You could just tell.
You know what your baby needs.
And more often than not, your baby needs you, something of you.
Like, I breastfed.
So I knew my baby needed my boom.
I don't trust Horda, like, have him help latch me on.
You know what I'm saying?
So I understood.
It's my job to be the like the night
crew of it.
I show my babies how to latch on you,
you feel me?
What?
Never mind.
You're going somewhere else.
This is how you connect to like this.
Farrow look.
That's it for Sombrosella.
Brought to you by a local
Southern California Toyota dealers.
Come back tomorrow for more chisema you guys.
I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
I'm Paro 106.
All right. And then Concree has
something he has to tell us.
What?
He smells like fish.
Look, the deadliest catch just turned into the easiest catch.
The time has come for this.
Nom Nom Nom.
Num news.
Guys, it is going down.
That's it.
Thank you.
You don't have to go fishing no more.
Oh.
Because apparently they're making fake fish.
Fake fish.
Yes.
Lab-grown salmon.
Or how my Tio says is salmon.
Salmon.
Okay.
Yeah, it's lab grown.
It's not farmed.
You would fish yourself and then eat it?
I have before.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
You never fish before an atrial, an atrial catch?
No, what?
No.
You never fished an at your own catch.
No.
Really?
Yeah.
Bro, it's so cool.
Oh, my guy.
You need to spend time with your dad.
It's the best female.
Max.
I'll take you fishing, son.
Thank you.
Yeah.
It's pretty crazy, though.
I remember one time my dad caught, we caught a fish at the river, and then he cut it open and the heart was still beating.
Did you eat it?
Yeah, we ate it later.
Good.
But that really traumatized me.
I'm not with it.
I don't like my savi-a-lachrown.
Oh, yeah.
So lab-grown would mean that they take an egg and they take a something and they put it together.
It's like IVF a fish or something like that.
Yeah.
So the fish never, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The fish never fornicate.
Nah.
But fish don't fornicate.
They never fished around.
Y'all never see.
Y'all, the girl drops the eggs and then the guy swims over and then drops the.
No way.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
Right? I'm sure.
Yeah.
What?
What?
Right.
Science rules.
They never did to begin with.
What is fish style?
Not every fish.
I don't know, but they always say there's plenty of fish in the sea.
They could clap their fins.
No.
Fins don't do that, you know.
I mean, they have mouths.
I thought they do it like sideways or something like that.
Yeah.
I thought they got in between their gills.
You thought there was an actual fish stick?
Yeah.
This is boring.
Come on.
Let's laugh, girl.
Wait.
You just.
You've never seen a stingray?
Get down?
A stingray is not a fish, brother.
Yes, it is?
I know what you're thinking salmon.
That's not a stingray.
And I don't know that stingrays I've got down.
I want to look this up.
It's crazy.
All right.
But I guess you're saying that they're just, they're, like, well, I don't know.
What food do you not want lab grown, Vic?
Uh, ooh.
Any, really?
I don't want any, especially like chicken.
We already have that.
Stuff like
Karnesada, no.
Well, what I'm trying to figure out, right,
if it's lab grown,
do they mean lab grown
and then thrown into fish farms
to produce?
No.
Because fish farms already happen.
Yeah.
No, fish farms is not the same thing.
Fish farms,
they're still,
you know,
it's still a,
slapping vins.
Yeah.
But that's what they do
with chickens too, right?
It's like chicken farms
where there's a whole bunch of chickens
and they,
yeah,
yeah, exactly.
Yeah,
that's farming.
Labgrown is a DNA situation.
It's almost like
Everything has DNA.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just confused on, like, how this benefits them with time.
Like, is it like three little drops of something?
And then they just...
Well, the fact that they don't have to sit there and slaughter these people, these are fish.
So they're dead already?
They weren't ever even alive.
That's dark.
Wait, so they don't have lies?
Whoa.
It's just a piece of...
Oh, that's gross.
I think he's like...
I think he's like...
No, it's right there.
The Washington Post said it.
Oh, it's like...
No, you eat it already.
bro.
You eat Haiba.
You eat Haiba, bro.
Yeah.
Hyba.
Cell cultivated.
It's cell cultivated.
Cell.
You eat Haiba, right?
That's imitation crab.
I know.
Yeah, but that's soy.
It's imitation.
Is it?
I always wonder what that was.
Haiba is soy.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
All right.
By the way, some fish, and it says,
parentheses, life bearers have a modified fin that's back there, and they do inseminating.
Oh, yeah.
But most female fish lay eggs and the male squirts his mills his mills.
his milk on them to fertilize.
His milk.
Milt.
Milt.
I'm going to call myself modified fin.
Ha, a little nemo over there.
He got a lucky fin.
Smaller than everybody else's.
Don't let him talk to you like that.
Have you written an octopus to it?
No.
Well, the octopus, it has the little arm.
Yes.
The special arm.
And it wraps, you know, the squid.
It goes in the head, right?
No, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
Okay, okay.
I don't.
Octopi don't do it with squid.
Octopi.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that like numerous?
Yeah, they don't do it with squid.
Oh, that's plural?
They're put it in their head.
What?
We're going everywhere.
What is the basis of your story that there is now going to make salmon?
That just comes out as a filet.
It just comes out as a filet.
It's a filet.
But something has been added to it that's like salmon like to make food.
Basically what I'm saying is that I don't want my savi-a-lap grown.
Yeah.
So they source growing hard.
You don't even eat salmon period.
You're not.
You're fine.
I eat plenty of salmon.
No, you don't.
So they actually take living cells from the Pacific salmon, the actual real fish,
and then they soars grow and harvest it at like a specific temperature,
and then they add it with plant-based ingredients in order to make...
Yeah, it's not farming.
That's what I'm saying.
It's not farming.
And the first restaurant to do it is in Oregon.
They do that at Jurassic Park.
I was just there.
Yeah, I don't like that at all.
Yeah, it's the world that we live in.
Reason being, I don't know.
I feel like there's salmon everywhere.
Yeah.
But...
Would you have a lab at?
grown baby.
Yes.
That'd be actually
pretty cool.
That's a
terminator.
It happens all the time.
Would you have one?
No.
Yeah.
Wait,
let me just put it in the girl.
Yes.
No,
no,
they inserted like a CD player.
Like you're watching a baby
grow somewhere else.
I thought of a human.
No.
No.
No,
they inserted like a CD player.
Yeah.
You wouldn't until it happens
because there's probably
someone that can't get
pregnant or doesn't have
a surrogate like a surrogate to do it
so it might happen like that.
That's true.
All right.
Well, thank you for a,
I'm going to be back here
for another random
break
Thank you.
Come by tomorrow and find out why squirrels fight.
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