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The more Brownback, the better. Come on.
Live from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas for Paci-Out versus Barrios.
It's Brown Bagm mornings.
Yeah, we are. Big Up.
It's Las Vegas, y'all.
And it's Friday.
We got to the weekend right here on Power 106.
We've got to big up and thank Park MGM in Las Vegas for hosting us this week.
It's been a blast.
And we'll continue to be here all week because Paci Out versus Barrios is going.
down tomorrow available on pay-per-view hit up prime
Amazon Prime have a great time for the weekend all right
I saw a photo of many pack yow that who has like a 20 pack at that age oh my gosh
I know what are we doing wrong why are you saying like that for
because he's older he's his 40s yeah he's him in concrete right
no come on man I wasn't even talking about you bro no he's up saying him I'm saying him
oh yeah they are the same age 46 he's 46 that's great stop
He's that young?
Yeah.
Conkrie, you're not that old.
You're not that old.
I know I'm not, Angie.
I won't.
Even if you're not that old, us at our young age don't have the body.
He has.
I don't.
It's true.
Pacquiao, not concrete.
Yeah.
We also don't have concrete.
I'm closer to concrete.
Yeah, yeah.
You are, Concrete Jr., I tell you.
You guys will be blessed to have my body.
No, thank you.
I want to say something.
How many more sit-up do you think Pakiel is done than you?
Aw, dude, every single one.
Infinity amount.
But it's going down,
Haggiao versus Barrios,
also Fundora,
versus Zoo, part two.
And Pippo Fierro, part two,
okay?
It's going down this fight card
is incredible,
and it's available for pay-per-view
on Amazon Prime, baby.
But let's get into,
Don't you know I'm local?
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from,
Es?
Don't you know I'm local?
Man,
leave it to Los Angeles.
to leave you out of the circle.
All right?
Would it be the first time?
Leave it to L.A. to have its nose up in the air,
even for its own residents.
All right.
There's a new Los Angeles social media app.
Okay.
That won't let you join unless you make at least $80,000.
Finally.
That's great.
You're dumb.
It's called the Clockout app,
and it's a private network.
This is what they say,
a private network for people with ridiculously,
high standards. Are you smart enough to get in? And before you go and apply and think concrete,
you got it like that. Yeah. There's like, there's finance bros that can't even get in. Check this out.
And the reason I got rejected is they said I didn't live up to the standard of the quality
clientele to try to upheld. Are you kidding me? I work at the biggest global bank in the world.
What are you looking for? Because he worked there doesn't mean anything. True. I work at
Paro when I was it, so.
Yeah, that's a trip.
$80,000 is a trip to me because I feel like even in L.A., that's a little bit low.
That's low income.
Yeah.
You're poor.
Definitely.
You can still apply for all the things.
But it has to be $80,000 a year plus other stuff.
Like what?
Good credit.
Oh, good.
I'm good.
Totally good.
That's good.
We're out?
I get a little bit of time to just build it up.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, I'm going through a thing right now.
Yeah.
But I'm good for it, though.
How do they even check, though?
Like, when you apply, they check.
Nice smile.
That's part of it.
But what if I haven't done my taxes?
Well, then now, Angie, you're not going to get there.
Now you're going to jail.
Yeah.
I'm all for this, like, filtering things, like, filtering the type of people you interact with because it's like, you think about it.
Like, on social media, you'll see somebody comment to you that, like, has, you guys have nothing in common.
And then those, you hate at you.
But they're able to be in your little circle.
Yeah.
Like, we didn't do that in school.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, we're like, okay, fifth graders with the fifth graders,
fourth graders with the fourth graders.
They organized us by, like, reading levels.
We should do that in real life.
Well, I just feel like personally, I was at a point where I was low income.
So I'm not going to say, hey, long-income people, you can't talk to me.
No, I'm not.
That's not what I said about income.
I'm talking about reading levels.
Don't comment on my stuff.
That's broke.
So now Concrete can be there?
Wait, what?
Or Jose?
Concrete?
Yeah, Jose, no, I'm sorry.
But concrete can read very well.
But thanks for bringing up my point, Vig, that if you could make a social media app in Los Angeles and you had to filter it out.
Oh.
What are you filtering out?
Or what is only able to hit your social media?
Oh, I'll make an app.
Five feet Latinas.
Five feet and under.
Five feet and under.
Bro.
That's Molo.
Leti.
Leti.
Five feet.
This is doing midgets only.
100%
Anybody else?
100%
Anybody else?
Okay, let me
your partner.
Anybody else?
If you could filter out
or filter in, Greg.
No makeup profiles.
No makeup profile pictures.
You really want that?
No,
are you sure?
No facial hair profile pictures.
Oh.
That's your content.
That's your context.
You and that would be in a media of it.
All right.
What about y'all?
I would say,
for me, I would say,
you have to like Bat Bunny.
Because that to me means like,
you have to like them.
That to me shows that you have like a good sense of humor.
You have a good taste of music.
This is of humor.
I like that.
Yeah.
Like, he's funny.
When have you ever talked to him?
In my head.
Yeah.
I don't know if Bad Bunny's funny.
That's her L.A. social media.
You're so funny.
And he's like,
you know what I did you know.
You know what I.
You know what I'm not.
I just think Bad Bunny fans
would be a good time.
All right.
Well,
let's go off the fandom.
I want Harry Potter fans only.
Because I feel like if you are a Harry Potter fan
and you know Hufflepuff and Dumbledore and Hermione, right?
You just have this creativity and, like, imagination that me and you can vibe.
I'm signing up just to bully you.
You're not going to be able to get in.
You can't get in.
You can't fake it.
You can't fake it.
I'm going to ask like crazy deep questions, bro.
You would have to be an Armageddon fan for me.
And they just hurt us.
Armageddon?
Aramageddon is one of the good.
As comedy
As drama
As action
What is that?
On his app
Or like bunker down
Oh my God
The end is coming
Because his Armagedon
You have to be a Tuesday prepper
You have to be a doomsday prepper
Wow
Oh my God
The songs are good
You would have to be a Dooms Day prepper
I was thinking I was thinking of doing
The Clippers one
I realized we were going to have
Five people only
Yeah
You'd be really nobody
The app's not going to make it long
You said it I thought it
That's low income too
Oh
Whatever Armageddon
Oh my God.
Because the tickets.
Because the tickets.
$12 tickets only.
All right.
Well, there's our ideas.
Yeah.
I just need them reading levels.
As long as you can spell delusional, you're in.
But if you can't, you're out.
Sorry, Greg.
No delulus.
Greg's out.
I feel like you'd be like a hat one.
A hat?
No.
That'd be all guys in?
All guys in there?
There's some hat girls.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
I like half-cris.
So.
His LA social media app would be, you can only be in here if your name is Jordan with blonde hair and you love me.
And you smell like, it's all that.
That doesn't narrow it down at all.
It's just his text thread.
All right, y'all.
Look, keep it here because on the way, we're going to play Cise or No Sable.
It is Friday.
And we play Friday at 640 with a celebrity guest.
And the celebrity guest that we have today is the one and only will I am, baby?
It's time for Cise.
Excuse me.
I am very blue.
Listen to me, roll my arms.
That's my guess.
Oh no savo!
In la bolita coffee.
That's Spanish.
That's not Spanish.
That was English.
Not.
That's Spanish.
1-106.
Brown bag mornings.
Buenos days.
Our Primo is in here.
Will I am?
Big Willie, darling.
And he did not come empty-handed.
Will I am.
You are dropping a song that is for Los Angeles.
It's for East L.A.
It's for Boyle High.
And at a time like this, it's for the Latinos that you love and have grown up with.
Yes.
It's called East L.A.
There's so much, like, Spanish in it.
And these are words that I could genuinely tell.
You've spoken and you've said, you know, there's always that argument of, like, do you even know these words?
Or did you have, like, a Mexican homie tell you these words?
As you're talking, I could see you use it even within your, like, the way that you speak, right?
Oh, I wouldn't use words that I don't use.
Naturally.
Yeah, these are words that I've used
ever since I was little.
Now we're going to test your Spanish, right?
And don't worry, our Spanish sucks too, okay?
This guy right here, we call him a little coconut.
Brown on the outside, white on the inside.
Damn.
Yeah, exactly.
That's his level of Spanish, all right?
Up next is like me and Vic, where we can get by,
but sometimes we mess up our tenses,
sometimes we need to ask,
how do you say something, right?
Maximo looks it, but it's kind of similar to me
in Maximo. I mean, to me and Vic.
Angelica, she's like the professional Spanish speaker.
She's probably seen your movies in Spanish.
Like Shrek and all of that, Madagascar, in Spanish.
Anoha.
Motto.
Yeah.
She's that Anoha.
She grew up watching Novelas instead of Mari.
Okay?
So this is her.
So you let me know which one of the crew you want to go up against in this game.
Coconut.
Coconut.
Cucon.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
A little coconut.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
It's choco and cocoa.
Esomero,
Esso merro.
Choco versus cocoa.
Okay.
First word is, I'm going to tell you the word in Spanish.
You're going to tell me what it means in English.
Okay, cool.
Fresa.
Freak and strawberries.
Let's go.
Kitchen egg.
Bufanda.
Spatula.
I know that'd be like a kitchen, like something in the kitchen.
Yeah, like something in the kitchen.
It's a scarf.
Buffanda.
Oh, you know what I was going to say?
If somebody like
If somebody like
Has something
Smelly and they tell you to smell it
All that's Fulindio
Keep quiet
Fungio
Fugillas like
Like smells like ass
Yeah
All right
You're one zero
It's one zero Will
Calcettines is what in English
Calcettines
I'll be using in a sentence
Ponte tuscettines
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Put on your underwear's.
Close.
Close.
What is it?
Sox.
It's the same thing.
No, no, it's not.
It is, too.
Calzones.
Yeah, I know.
Underwear.
Calcettines.
Yeah, it's the same family.
I was right.
I was right.
It goes under the things you wear.
Right.
Oh.
Dang.
Wow.
Greg.
I don't get no points.
I don't have a point.
No.
But you're one.
You're one-0.
All right.
Greg.
Greg, ceresa.
Ah.
Not Ceresa.
Can you get in a sentence?
Uh, me
Gusta Comer Ceresas.
Fruits.
Which fruit?
Um, uh, I'm gonna say,
what, no.
What?
Five, four, three,
the orange one.
What's the original?
One.
Orange on the inside.
I can't think of it.
All right.
No.
No.
Angie can you tell? Cherry. Cherry. I don't get a half a point?
Nope, nope. That wasn't even the same family. Yeah. I know. I said underwear is, bro. Keep going. Keep going. Okay. Will. Yeah. Conejo.
My homeboy.
You're giving up like the easiest ones.
No, I'm not. You're giving me the easiest ones. Okay. But that's...
Conejo is a word. It means something in English.
It's my homeboy tricks.
Tricks
He's a rabbit, fool
Yeah
Tricks the rabbit
There he goes
He does
School zero
Come on
That was good
I'm proud of you
I'm proud of you
I'm like wait
Trix
Whoa that was tight
Tricks for
Kids
Okay
Cajuela
What the hell is that
Cajuela
Yeah
Headband
No
headphones
No
No.
Casuela.
Put your,
put your bags in the cajuela.
Put your bags in the basket.
No.
Will?
Oh.
Oh.
Cahuela.
Put it in the,
yeah.
Put it in the...
The real?
Whoa.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Three.
Two.
All the, in the truck.
No, trunk.
That's what I just said.
No, you said truck.
I said trunk.
He said trunk.
Oh, my gosh.
I was like, what you're going to do with all that junk inside of trunk?
Hello?
I got an accent.
Who did?
It's the accent.
Are you going to give it to?
All that junk inside.
Because I had a remix.
I had a Spanish version.
What you're going to do with all that, all those nalgas, all that nalgas in your cauela.
Cahuela.
Said it.
All you had the first remix.
You see
Sives, Will I am, and you're tapped into my
homies brown bag mornings on Power 106.
Wake up, food.
DJ, Will I am.
I'm sorry, DJ.
DJ Brian, shout up to Willa.
Bro, he really said, Nalgas inside the cajuela.
He did.
Comedy.
Look, shout out Will I am.
He has a new song, East L.A.,
with Taboo, who's also Mexican.
It's a great song, and we're going to be playing.
it on Power 106.
Was there a reason that you did that?
Concord?
It's ripped.
It's ripped.
What is?
What's ripped?
What do you sound so far?
What do you mean?
Oh, because of the mic situation.
Okay.
Okay.
And it's Friday?
Increable.
Yeah.
Incredible.
Be careful when it's payday.
It's Friday and you're in Vegas.
Yes.
Oh, ho.
True.
Put my paycheck all on black.
No, don't do that.
Don't do that.
I'd be careful.
That'd be cool.
That's crazy.
You down?
I saw the meme a push a button.
for $1 million or another button for 50% chance at $100 million.
A million dollars?
Left button, instant one million.
Right button, 50% chance at $100 million.
Why would I want a 50% chance?
Yeah, give me the million.
Then I'm splitting half to push the other button.
Yeah, but I was thinking the same thing.
What?
Because after you get the million?
You can only choose one button, bro.
Yeah.
Oh, technical.
Who made the rules?
The meme, duh.
Then we break the rules?
A 50% chance is pretty high.
No.
If it's 50% chance at 100 million?
That's a coin flip.
You know how mad you'd be if you didn't win, though?
Or do you know how up you'd be?
That's gambling.
We're in Las Vegas.
That's all your little brain goes through.
I could lose everything or I could gain the world.
I already don't have everything.
Yeah, that's what I was like saying.
Hey, bro, I can't hear you.
It's like you're in another room.
All right.
We have shout outs?
Yes, we got shoutouts.
Isaac wants to shout out his girlfriend, Nan.
They're celebrating their one year and seven month anniversary.
Oh, it's a huge.
Wait, the anniversary the seven months?
Yeah.
Oh, one year and seven months.
So they started dating.
Who does that?
January 17, 2024.
Well, who does that?
Yeah.
They did.
It's a mixed up.
Yeah, for sure.
No, me, oh, like I just.
How many months old is your baby relationship?
13.
13 months.
How many months?
How many?
You're going to say 13 months?
No, but I'm saying I wouldn't do that.
You just did it.
You asked me.
My baby's 13 months old.
Che lape.
Jose wants to shout out Matthew.
He said, good luck in your summer pre-calculus testing.
Oh, my gosh.
Pre-cal.
Some of us took basic.
Get it in, br.
You know, that's the hack kids take math in summer so that you can pass that class within, like, two months,
versus taking it for a whole semester during school.
I would literally go to summer school to take the math that's coming up
so that I could take it crunch down in two months.
What's the highest amount that took?
It's past calculus.
I didn't even get to calculus.
No, not trick.
Oh, why am I?
I don't even know what that is.
Clearly the brain cells didn't work, statistics.
Statistics.
Yeah, I didn't pass that one, but I got there.
That was tough.
I got there.
Yeah.
Climb that mountain.
Yeah.
What about your shoe?
Me?
Like the most
I hated school
Oh my God
What math did you get to?
Algebra?
Algebra?
Algebra?
Not even algebra.
Pre algebra?
Not even pre algebra?
Then how do you have to get into
Geometry?
I just graduated.
Yeah, that's it.
Greg did packets.
Greg did packets.
Three X equals nine.
That's the answer.
I know that's three X's.
He has three X's.
More shouts?
Yes, birthday shoutouts.
Lanzo wants to give a birthday shout out
to his daughter Amara
who turns two today.
Oh, Amanda.
Incredible name.
Jorge.
Jorge wants to shout at his daughter, Anali.
She turns eight tomorrow.
Oh, Adhirae.
And he said,
E, Leti, I need your help finding a lo, boo-boo.
Oh, I gave.
That sounds like a business.
Greg has some.
What?
He said Lettie.
Wait, how much are you selling them before?
Yeah, I found it.
Greg.
Emilia wants to shout out his sister Miranda for her birthday.
Cute.
Yeah, O'le Miranda.
Happy birthday to you three, beautiful ladies.
and also a big up Leszette.
We saw her at Italy out here at Park MGM.
By the way, we're having a blast at Park MGM.
Shout out to Premier boxing, incredible,
for hooking us up and making sure that we're having a good time here in Las Vegas.
And the staff.
Yes.
At Park MGM, incredible.
First of all, there's Anna and George at the front desk.
They're incredible.
They are.
Then we went to go eat, and a lovely lady by the name of Leszette recognized us.
And it was a great time.
We went to Italy.
We had pasta.
And El Senor.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes, he was funny.
He was awesome.
And then let me tell you again, though, our guy, big concrete over here, just ordering up a storm.
That's a lie.
Bro, you left the pastries, the dessert on the table.
And the full drink.
No way.
Oh, the drink, the red drink thing you were here.
It was a chocolate cake with an ice cream on.
I had some.
I just had a bite.
I can't eat the whole thing.
It's so much sugar.
And then I couldn't eat the, I couldn't drink the, I think it was something.
Well, I wish the bill wasn't the whole thing.
It was sold or something, but it was like tequila, but it was too sweet for me.
That's why I take shots to the cave.
So you're just wasting food.
I just take shots.
And it's a ring pump.
Yeah, even if you eat it.
Sure, all morning.
Even if you eat it a little bit, they still charge you for the whole thing.
Exactly.
Thank you, Victor.
Same price.
Wasting food.
That's what you do.
You feel me?
What are you?
When you're falling?
When you just sold out the...
Oh, yeah, we sold out the fourth theater for this weekend, guys.
Yeah.
That's concrete.
Yeah.
That's tomorrow.
Chief burgers for everybody today.
For real?
Let's do it.
I don't do it.
But we are going to give a quick little shout out.
The boy Delgado boy wants to give his son, Jesse Delgado, a very special shout out.
He's turning 11.
And he wants to tell him, keep up the hard work.
Pops, we're just getting started.
Dad's proud of you.
Come on.
Big 11.
Turn in 11.
So all your birthdays.
Happy birthday to you.
Feliz Cumpalinos.
A team.
These are the nominees for the Simp of the Week.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
We all at Muxi Bove.
Our first nominee is Mr. Rosecrans Vick, City of Rite.
Mr.
We came out here to have a good time with friends, and he brought his girl.
He brought his best friend.
Yeah, I guess.
But her name is my best friend.
Her name is Jordan.
It's better than y'all.
He got whooped by a landslide.
Oh.
By the couple that went from the fastest soft launch to a little.
to a heart lunch.
What?
Yes.
So it started with
Megan the Stallion
posting a photo
of herself
Poolside
where you see
what is now
we know is
Clay Thompson
in the back
low key
out of focus
and people were
investigating
who is that guy?
That was like a week ago
exactly
that guy with
the long-ass knees
and after
Clay decided to post
also everyone
already assuming
it's Megan
the Stallion
but he
He posted photos of her hands, the back of her, trying to not show who she was.
Yeah.
Now, they recently went to Megan the Stallion's foundation.
She had an event, and they're just all out showing each other love.
Yeah.
And they posted each other.
Like, it went from last Friday where they were posting each other's backsides or like, like, being mysterious.
No, full on.
All right.
Y'all got me.
Y'all got it.
And now they're just full-blown red carpet.
It's photos of each other.
Everything.
They love it.
Yeah, and it's funny because they asked Clay about her at the foundation.
This is what he said.
I'm honored to be here by her side.
I know I would have loved to meet Holly and Joe.
I know both of them be so proud of their only daughter on top of that.
Raise a ton of money this evening and just do so much for so many in need.
And it's an honor to be by her side.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
As a simp, it takes one and no one.
Yeah.
He's honored.
And the craziest part, he was like, I wish I could have met her parents.
Yeah.
Already?
Yes.
Her parents are passed away.
Oh, okay.
Never mind.
But it's cool just seeing how deep simp he is in this relationship.
Yeah.
And he went all out.
Yeah, you guys thought I was bad.
They've been together like three days.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Big has been with her for 13 months.
Still ain't posted him.
Yeah.
One would wish.
Yeah.
Hey, but you know the thing is when it comes to Clay
and make the stallion, everybody's on Twitter
like being like, oh, Clay don't know what he got himself into
or he's going to drop her in a few months once he finds out how she really is
or there was a video of her like at the table, maybe a little tipsy,
but just turn.
I wouldn't even say she was tipsy.
She was just turned to the song and they're like,
oh, he's going to get over this so fast because she's messy or whatever.
And I'm like, y'all have not seen Clay Thompson at King Taco.
There's a viral video of this will just turn out of his mind
Like, it's even tough for him to stand up, but people had recognized him.
And you could see him being like, okay, step one.
Trying to get it together.
Two stand up.
It's like, he loves this.
It's about it.
Yeah.
Because he's such a mellow dude.
I guess he looks mellow.
Yeah, yeah.
But he's turned too, man.
He makes himself mellow.
Yeah.
Self medicates.
Oh, I don't know that.
But he probably, like, is having the time of his life for her too.
For sure.
Yeah.
I feel like she's naturally has that energy.
Like, to be turned up.
But they're like a fun time.
Like you see her like, what is it?
Ride the boat?
Yeah.
And that's someone drinking, Henny, no?
Like, just put in like a...
Liquor.
Yeah, put in liquor.
Yeah, put in liquor.
Yeah.
But he's the one that's going to have his mouth open for that.
He's right.
Yeah.
So, that is our Simple the Week.
Oh, well, you're on a drum roll?
Oh, we're doing.
I apologies.
Drumroll, please.
And the winner, the Simple the Week is...
I'm honored to be here by our side.
Clay Thompson.
Love is love, bro.
Enjoy that.
That's a lot more.
Sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip.
And now, the weather.
Hell, the dog.
With concrete storm.
Berritos, it is going down for the weather today.
It's going to be another hot one in Los Angeles.
Nice.
This time is going to be L.A.
Well, it's going to be another hot one there.
But here in Nevada, guys.
Out of concrete.
Now, first off is the city of Rialto.
You're going to be calente like the homie vago.
Hey.
Hey.
You're listening yesterday.
Your eye will be 88 degrees, man.
Next is the city of Tarzana.
You're going to be sweating, homie, so ponte la bandana.
Oh, wipe the sweat.
Wipe the sweat.
Oh, my God, dude.
You know what?
It's going to be really hot.
It's going to be really hot, guys.
Because I literally, I thought I had got that there.
And it's going to be 86 degrees today, guys.
86 degrees
And now we're pulling up to the city of Sautel.
Where?
You're probably like, what the hell?
Yeah.
Where is that?
That's just west of century city, guys.
Okay.
I've been to the street, Sautil.
Isn't that a street, too?
Yeah, it's a street also.
It's a little city.
It's going to be 78 degreesies right there.
Hey, that's nice.
And last but not least, we're heading all the way north to Little Rock.
You're going to feel the heat like a coffee pot at 89 degrees, Perritos.
Have you guys been to a Little Rock?
Yeah.
You probably have because it's on one of the most dangerous highways called Pear Blossom.
Oh, that's like Pomp Doe.
No?
Palmdale going towards Vegas.
Okay.
It's called the fruit basket of the Anilope Valley because of its numerous orchards and fruit stands in the area.
Oh, that's why.
Famous.
I thought it was because of other things.
They sell rocks over there.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I thought because of Lago.
They sell Piedras over there.
The town is famous for his peaches, nectarines, and nests.
other local grown produce.
Oh, I like...
That's pretty cool, right?
It's, yeah, but I mean, it's also
one of the most dangerous highways in the world.
In the world?
In the world?
In the world?
Craig?
What makes it, uh, dangerous?
Well, because there's a lot of actions,
a lot of deaths because of the way that the road is built.
Oh, like hills.
It's hilly.
It's hilly.
Yeah.
So, yeah, man, be careful when you're on pear blossom
and make sure you get your nectarines and your peaches.
Oh, both.
Okay.
So remember, guys,
Realto, you're going to be 88 today. Tarzana, you're going to be 86.
Saltel, you're going to be 78.
In Little Rock, you're going to be 89 today.
It's a pretty cool day.
And, you know, maybe we're judging off of being in Nevada and it's like $1.99 over here.
I run hot.
So, 89 to me, yeah.
No, I know.
But I guess in comparison to what we're feeling right now, yeah.
Oh, yeah, 89?
I would love from 89.
That's nothing.
I'll take it.
I love it.
I'll be back next week on Monday.
Yes, you will.
Your boy concrete for Brownback Mornings on Power 106.
Yes, weather every weekday at 715 on Brownback Mornings,
and we have a Homey Helpline coming up.
Yes.
My guy's main chick.
Mm-hmm.
No, my guy's side chick wants to be a main chick.
Oh, no.
Why?
Who does that?
All right, keep in here.
Right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help?
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie.
Helpline.
It is going down today for the homie helpline.
The homie Lou says my side chick wants to be promoted to the main.
Uh-oh.
What the hell, man?
What the hell?
He said, hey, bound bag.
My name is Lou, and I'm in need of your help.
All right.
So look, I'm 36 years old.
And I was married with my wife for six long years.
He didn't say that.
I was cheating on her.
Yes, don't judge me.
He said that.
It is right.
It happens.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't, Lou.
I was cheating on her for about two years.
And guess what?
Then she caught me and divorced me.
Now the woman I was having an affair with is expecting a lot for me.
She wants me to move in.
She wants to move in.
She makes it seem like now that me and my wife are divorced, she's my next main girl.
What?
I liked her for the fun time she was.
But honestly, a woman like that shouldn't be wife material.
Oh, what?
No, Lou.
No, no, no, no, no.
What do I do?
Brownback, clearly she's my rebound.
Rebound.
How can she be your rebound?
You had the ball the whole time.
You had the ball, the whole time.
That's his ball.
But I don't want to feel force into her relationship
with her or let her think that because
I don't have a wife, that means that she's
my number one.
What a girl?
What?
King.
You're number two.
It's like, what do I do?
Brown bag, please.
Iudamé, for favor.
Fleming pepper Lewis Wylan.
Hey, Lou's crazy.
Lou has his head on straight.
I like it.
He knows exactly.
what he's doing.
That's his ball.
What is he doing?
Well, he didn't know what he was doing was
cheating on his wife.
Okay, well, that part, you know,
I'm not going to stand up with that.
But no, at least he knows what he's doing
now that he's out of the relationship.
He's not going to jump into another one.
And he knows that while mashed potatoes are delicious,
you don't eat mashed potatoes for dinner.
Yeah, but the side dish.
The audacity to not want to hop into another relationship.
You were in one and you were doing a whole other one, buddy.
He was in two, but he doesn't want to be into.
Yeah.
He's not, it's too much for him right now.
No, I get what concrete saying.
Like, logically for saying that I don't want to jump into something.
Like, you were doing that while you were in a committed relationship.
Yeah, like, that makes sense.
Now all of a sudden you're like have boundaries of like, oh, I don't know.
All of a sudden, you're the, you know.
You want to take it slow.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
All of a sudden you have a moral compass.
I do like that he is very honest.
Like, he didn't try to beat around the bush if we broke up because he's like, look, I cheated.
She divorced me.
Yeah.
And the guy cheetah went wants to be the main now.
Yeah.
I guess would you assume that that's your place if you're the person,
like if you're the side or like you're the person that like got caught with someone in a relationship
that if they break up, that boost you up.
Like you get promoted.
Right.
The thing is with this is that when she was his side, there's obviously no like you don't have to pay attention to a lot of things.
Like the day to day, it's like business in a sense, right?
He deals with her on a strictly business aspect.
It's probably how he sees it.
No, I'm talking about her.
If you feel as the side that you would be promoted, if they break up.
She needs to know her place and stay there.
Yeah.
That's it.
She's a side.
She's never going to be a main.
Okay.
When, no, I get what you let me say.
To the married lady, right?
It wasn't a side.
I was the main, all right?
He was the main.
You clearly didn't know your place.
He was surprised.
That's why they didn't work.
They weren't divorced yet.
That's his problem.
But see, is that part of like the mentality like, oh, we're just not.
together together because that other person's married.
Yeah.
Right?
And then you think, okay, you're not married anymore.
Logically, that means me.
Yeah, you moved up.
You said that you weren't, like, you were just couldn't be with me because you guys were married and the divorce has to hit.
The divorce wasn't finalized.
So I guess, as the side, do you expect to then be the main?
Yes.
Well, no.
Did you eat?
I thought it was the main the whole time.
Aw.
Oh, she lied to you.
You can have like a trial period maybe where it's like.
I can't check out.
A trial period?
Like a test drive?
Let's think about this in terms of like sports, right?
Like you have a quarterback, right?
Quarterback star quarterback of your team.
He's a starter.
And you have a backup quarterback, right?
But if you lose your starter, the backup doesn't just like solve all your issues.
You still need a starter.
Yeah.
Yeah, but you know.
I get it.
You get it.
It's like, okay, okay, let's say Tom Brady, right?
Yeah, so I'm about saying.
So Tom Brady gets injured.
Yeah.
Okay.
And I have a backup.
But injured.
versus directly out the team very different.
Because wasn't one of the,
Aaron a backup at one point?
No, Tom Brady was a backup.
Aaron Rogers was.
And then he got promoted.
Yes.
Congratulations, you have gotten promoted.
He was good.
Everybody knew he was going to be like promoted eventually.
Like that's why they got rid of him.
So it's like if he's having those conversations with the side like, oh, you know what?
As soon as this is over, like, you know, I'm going to marry you girl.
like that-da-da-da-da-da.
Then, okay, I understand.
If they never mentioned it, it's like, no, your place, you're a backup.
Yes.
You continue to be a backup.
No, that's what I was wondering.
To talk to someone like that, they wouldn't even be your backup.
No, but it's...
I think you've got to Rism up.
Like, oh, yeah, I can't right now because we're...
Right?
No, that helps.
This guy's pretty honest, though.
Well, yesterday's main course for Angie, when she ordered her food yesterday,
her main course sucked.
And she went back to her side, the slice of pizza.
Yeah.
We're talking about food here.
Yeah, now we're talking about food.
It's an analogy.
Her main course is very fishy.
She didn't like a fish.
It's fishy.
It's fishy.
Yeah, you stay away from the fishy smell.
Yeah, stay away from the fish.
Statistics say, it is very uncommon for a sight.
Statistics.
I'm reading statistics.
It is very uncommon for a side chick to become a main chick or a wife.
While it is not impossible, the odds are stacked against her.
I'm wondering, check the statistics of once they're broken up.
Once they're broken up here to see.
Because he has options now.
He can do whatever he wants.
He's a three man on the field.
He's a free agent.
It says men who seek outside relationships often have aversion to commit,
have aversions to commitment or already in the relationship that are fully not,
they're not happy way.
Wow, there we go with the reading.
Power dynamics.
The side chick is often the position of less power.
And the man may not be willing to disrupt his existing life for her.
Yeah, okay, yeah, but existing life is already disrupted.
I get that in the dynamic of he has his main and then you're the side.
But once the main breaks up with you.
He needs his collection.
Then now what's going on.
She says, not a desirable path.
In most cases, the side chick is hoping to transition to the main chick.
Yeah, I would expect that to happen.
But she is rarely successful.
She gets upgraded.
Loser.
She gets upgraded.
Yeah.
Well, I guess one would think, oh, I just met that person late.
Like, they just got in line ahead of me.
But if that person wasn't there, then it would be me.
She's part of the collection.
You know what I'm saying?
That's the problem.
No, the fair person.
There was never a line, and that's a problem.
The side chick is wild enough for even wanting to be with him.
Yeah, it says essentially being a side chick is a role,
and it's not a role that typically leads to a long-term commitment relationship.
So you know your place, home girl, sita.
Literally.
Nah, we don't know what Lou was actually promising her.
Like maybe, like Lettie was saying, like he was.
I would ask him. Yeah.
You could promise the side check the world, but you're not going to give it to him.
I'm going to hit him now.
Well, then she's not wrong.
Then it's not her bad.
Yeah.
Y'all are like, you should know your role.
After he told you, he loved you, he would be with you.
Yeah.
I'm going to leave my wife.
No your role, girl.
It's like, all right, this fool led me on.
You led me to believe something.
And that's what you do with her, if he did that.
If he did that.
She has to be aware, too, though.
It's like, what are you getting yourself into?
Like, oh, yeah, I really want this guy that just, that cheated on his wife for me.
Yeah, no, that's true.
It's like, yeah, can't wait.
But also, I really want this guy that's married.
Yeah.
Same thing.
They already, if you're talking about, like, the.
But it could have been fun for her, too.
Like, just like a little side thing.
Yeah, but the same mentality that got them to, like, it's going to be in the same lane to think.
Yeah.
It's a delusion.
Like, I'm going to be with this person.
If she wasn't, if he was more clear about what he, like that this was a role for her, then she wouldn't feel like this.
So clearly he did like, like, risk her up enough or made her feel some type of way.
But he's clearly, he was clearly just trying to be in, you know, get in.
And the white dipped and now he's like, dang, I'm not trying to move you in.
It's like, what I was.
You got to be aware.
I was a side dude once.
What?
I was side dude once.
Yeah.
This girl had like kids and everything and I was like just close by and she was like, hey, like you want to hang out?
I'm like, what?
I'm like, all right, fine.
I was super single at the time.
So I didn't care.
And so there was a point in time where like after we were hanging out for a little while, she was like, hey, like, you know, I was thinking like, would you ever like be with me if I wasn't with my man?
I was like, no, absolutely not.
You're a terrible person.
I'm not getting it too.
What does that make you?
I'm just single.
A home wrecker?
Yeah. He's a home wrecker.
He's a home wrecker.
She's worse than me.
Home worker?
No, I'm loyal to nobody but me.
I can't believe you would ask me that question.
Johnny, be careful.
You went from being a home record to being simple of the week.
That does not.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
One extreme to the other.
He said, my side chick wants to be promoted to the main.
What do I do, Mike?
Can you believe it she's a stage five clinger?
Our boy, Lou, was married.
guys for six years
with his wife. He's currently
36 years old. He was cheating.
He got caught and got
a divorce. Now his
side chick wants to be the main
one dog. She was just like,
oh, problem solved, babe.
We'll be together.
Dude, get out of the house. Yeah, he's like, don't come in,
babe. That's crazy. And now
he's asking for a help because he doesn't know what to do.
She's trying to move in.
Right. Yeah.
She's literally
trying to use this
credit now?
He told him.
No,
Tampocco.
Now you're adding.
But that's what she wants at the end of the day.
Well, she wants to be the main, yes.
That's what, you know?
And then so I, so I hit him with a little DM and I was like, hey, bro, like, I need a little more.
Okay.
So apparently he did lead her on a little bit.
Oh, okay.
Number one.
During a little bit of love making, she was like, I love you.
And he was like, I love you too.
Oh, okay.
And she took that and she took that for real.
And he said that if he's like, honestly, to be completely honest, if my side chick and my ex-wife were put together,
That would make the perfect girl.
Wow.
I think about that, about every single girl that I date.
That's crazy, right?
Yeah.
I was like, I wish I could take my ex and then give you with my ex.
Oh, guys.
Get pieces of different women.
Build her, women.
Build a girl?
He also regrets leaving his clothes at her house.
I guess he started like, kind of like more or less moving into her apartment.
And he was leaving clothes and leaving clothes and leaving clothes.
And she thought that like, okay, eventually like we're just going to be together.
That makes sense.
Yeah, like his shoes there.
his toothbrush, he told me he loves me.
He told me he loves me during, you know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who would it?
Okay.
But now she's expecting things.
Now she's expecting to be the main.
You know, your wife's out of the way.
You guys got divorced.
She said this is the only reason why, like, what was, like in the way.
She's standing in between us.
So she's not anymore.
So what's up?
I mean, what's cracking?
And he's like, I don't think she's wife material.
Yeah.
Now he's judging.
You think I'm going to date you?
Honestly.
What would you put me through?
He's like, honestly, you're a maturity in dating and married man is just...
You did to me.
Yeah.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
The lack of morals and my character traits you have.
Just not to let him.
In she's a bell.
Long term.
Yeah.
But also him on the same, right?
Because we put this on Instagram and they're like, bro, you're not husband material for
either.
Yeah.
Clearly.
Yeah.
I guess he's owning like, okay, I deserve getting divorced.
Yeah.
For sure.
But I'm not saying now is the time to get with the main, I mean, to get the side.
So we're taking your, we're taking your calls because he wants to know.
what he should do in this case.
He also mentioned that she knows what he likes,
if you know what that means, bro.
Hey, yo, let me tell you.
Like his food?
When they tickle your balloon knot, you know what I'm saying?
That is...
What?
What?
What's what?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's what you like.
You just can't ask you're why you do that?
Once you turn to turn age, let me tell you.
There's no...
Nah, bro.
Nah, I don't think it's the age thing.
No, spaghetti con.
Oh, grow up, guys.
Come on, man.
Come on, grow up, guys.
Seriously.
Hey, that was just a joke.
That's a prank on you guys.
That's a prank.
That's a prank.
I guess if we're really his friends, like, bro, just leave her, just drop her.
Yes, but she does know what I like.
So I like that she knew what I like and she gave me what I like, but I don't want her to be that for.
every day in moderation you gotta get the balloon not
in moderation in moderation no
he wants to keep her exactly where she's at
basically no upgrade or anything for her
no upside in let's drown
what
let's go to cause I don't know no no no no no
none of us feel you no what nobody
no we don't want to be there hey Joe
what's up man
Joe the born op come on man
you feel me with him
He's a man of his own age.
Okay.
All right, y'all.
Phone calls.
I like that people are giving us names as letters.
We got X in Willowbrook.
X.
X.
Hello.
What's that?
What's that?
Brow back.
X.
Where's Willowbrook?
Compton.
Oh, C?
It's next to Compton, yeah.
Nice.
Ugh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a great.
X, what would you tell Lou?
That's wife caught him.
Amen.
She divorced him and now the girl he was having an affair with wants to be the main
and he's like, no, thank you.
Hey, he's got to cut her loose.
He's got to cut or lose.
He was in it for the thrill.
There's love to this.
There's cheating and there's affairs.
And it sounds like he's cheating.
Oh.
So what's a difference?
Yeah.
Hey, so in a fair, it's like real feelings, real love.
It's like, you know what?
This may be my true love.
Like, if we break up.
But when you're cheating, you're in it for the.
thrill you're just like man and this is fun like you know let's enjoy it all we can
that's a new one yeah I didn't cheat that's a bar that's the other way
oh I was just cheating okay but he does say he he doesn't really want to call it off
because she did the thing he liked yeah he wants to keep her where she's at he just
doesn't want like he doesn't want to make her the main he's got to have a serious
talk with her and just let her know what it is like this is this is your role right now
know your role
You're a role player.
You're a role player.
The whole thing worked.
The whole thing worked because they didn't do that.
You got to be Scotty Tipping right now.
But Scotty Tipping at 16.
Nah, that's crazy.
Scottie Pivian's, come on, man.
Thank you, Mike.
Thank you.
Oh, who is on the...
She's like Luke Longley or something, you know?
Totally cucko.
No, he's a starter.
They're talking about the Chicago Bulls place?
Yeah.
Luke Walton.
Like Ron Harper or something.
All right.
Let's go to Pee in San Fernando.
P.
Why is everybody hiding their names?
I don't know.
I'm mysterious.
Hi.
Hi, Pete.
What's it, Pete?
What's your situation?
And how does it relate to our guy, Lou, that hit us up?
His wife divorced him after finding out about an affair.
And the woman he was having an affair with now is like, all right, when do I move in?
And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
I don't think you're stay-at-home material.
I think you're meeting a designated area material.
What would you say, Pete?
For sure, my story, we go back to Oliverista middle school.
I met him.
We kind of had a thing back then.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What?
You met, Lou?
Are you?
No, no, no, no, no.
I met my, I've been, I was a side chick, but we've been now married for five years.
Oh.
Oh, see.
She got upgraded.
That story.
And Alavista, that's someone, no?
No, no.
No, that's so much.
Oh, that's so far.
That's all. Okay.
Yeah, we met in middle school.
He actually got involved with the woman at the age of 14 that was 11 years older than him.
So we obviously disconnected.
We re-tled.
Oh, wow.
That's a crime.
Yes.
That is a crime.
What?
He didn't get involved.
He got groomed.
Yeah, he definitely.
He had his first kid.
I think he was 16th on his 16th birthday.
Pete.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
Okay.
Okay.
Talk to me.
He's going.
Yeah.
It's very interesting.
He was married at a young age.
They had several children.
He was basically stuck in a situation.
And we rekindled, and he was not in 2011, and he was not ready to leave because he knew that.
Once he left, she would, like, take the children, you know?
It's the same older lady?
Yes.
Is she in jail?
They had kids, too?
She should be in jail.
If he was 14, she was 25.
That's 11.
Yeah.
If 11 years.
If he was a man and he was a girl, it would be totally different.
Well, technically, statistically.
No, that's a jail, jail.
There's been a lot more women right now being caught with students than men.
In jail.
Go to jail.
Yeah.
For sure.
Yeah.
Don't pass.
Pass goal.
Go straight to jail.
But anyway, we rekindled an 11, and it was honestly more of an emotional connection for eight months.
I think that that's worse than a physical connection because we really fell in love with each other.
But he put, you know, his foot down, he was like, hey, I know if I leave the house, then she's going to take my kids.
So I was like, cool.
I respect that, you know.
And I did my thing.
I was single.
And two years later, he came up and he was like, hey, I'm ready to.
to be with you, you know, like I'm ready to leave and I was like, I'm good, you know.
And then we lost contact for five years. We found each other on social media. You know, we just,
hey, how are you doing, you know, and just caught up. And he was like, I'm done. You know,
I'm staying with my mom. I just left the house. You know, like let's, let's meet up. Let's hang out.
And we've been together ever since. We, you know, he filed for divorce right after that. And, you know,
after the divorce went through, we got serious, we moved into with each other, and we've been
happy ever since, you know, so just because, you know, some people marry the wrong person
at a very young age and get caught up in situations.
Boy, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
People get groomed, apparently.
That's horrible.
All that.
My situation, I was his side chick, and there was no physical connection, but there was an emotional
connection, which I think was worse, to be honest, because you could sleep with people and not
have feelings for them, but once there's like an emotional connection, that was hard for me to
break away from.
You know, and I always wanted the emotional connection with him while he was still married to the lady,
right?
La seora.
So I guess how would you, would he ever, and he told you, I can't be with you because
she'll take the kids away.
Like, that's what he told you.
Right.
So that was like, it could have got physical.
It could have got physical if we had allowed it for sure.
I know, but regardless of that, he told you, I can't be with you because she'll take the kids.
She's going to take my Game Boy.
For sure.
Crazy.
Okay, but then you ended up becoming his main.
So I guess what would you tell Lou about his situation?
He's a crappy person and you don't like her as a person, then obviously there's your answer.
But if you like her as a person and there's, you know, reasons to stick around and try to make it work because you never know what can happen.
No, we're happy.
We've never been.
I was in a bad relationship as well prior to this, and we have peace now.
We have, you know, security.
He makes me a face.
And La Vueja?
He's miserable, and she did exactly what he said she was going to do and turn the kids away from him.
Oh, well, they're already like 30, no?
Like, they're already older, the kids?
Well, yeah, she's, what, 73 right now or?
The kids are 21.
The kids are 21.
he had he 21 19 and 16 years old and they still are like man you hurt my mom but they don't see
the big picture they're not they're not they're not they've seen their mom crying for this man
the left you know yeah yeah and lady mama cocoa bro i know okay pt thank you for your story
our love and prayers to you man yeah i hope there's not like a person out they're putting all the
dots together right now just like well i hope there is detectives please call us up we'll get you
their number will that will uh we'll chair that lady in today
jail right now. Jesus. All right. Wow, that's a good turn. That's crazy. Browback
morning solving cases. Let's reset real quick. Yeah. KPWR at Los Angeles. KPWR Power 106,
LA's number one for hip hop. Okay, so we're inside the homie help line and the homie Lou hit us up.
Yes, he was having an affair on his wife. She caught him,
divorced him. And now the woman he was having an affair with is like, hey, what's up?
We together together now and he's like, hold up. I liked you on the place that you were at.
He told us that. Yeah.
admits I used to tell her things to make her feel like, yeah, it might happen.
Lock her in.
Now she's expecting that and I'm not ready for that.
All right.
But we're asking like, should she have even had that assumption that now she's going to go from side to Maine?
Or should she know that's a different line?
I mean, now that's a different line.
That's the line with the real IDs.
You're the line with the no passport.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now that he said this to her, yeah.
Now that he's that we know that he did say things to her.
Yeah.
Then it makes sense why she feels like that.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, let's go to charisma.
and Nella.
What's up, charisma?
Hey, what's up, Brownback?
Good morning.
Charisma.
Not to be confused with DJ Krisma.
This is other charisma.
I met her before.
I met her before.
Hey, that's my girl.
She's the best.
Yes, yeah, yeah.
All right, Chrisma, what would you tell him?
So you have a similar situation.
I was with my ex for like about four years, but we're off and on.
So solid for two years, the rest of the two years, it was like off and on.
So then, you know,
know, I feel like people cheat because you go seek for whatever your partner's not giving you, right?
I mean, that's just my opinion, my perspective or whatever.
So now me and the Sancha, we've been together solid for six years.
So all I got to tell this dude is just sit down boundaries with this girl.
Sit down, talk to her, make sure you guys are on the same page, you know, because there's feelings involved.
Once there's feelings involved, it could go left or right.
Hold on, Chris.
It can go bad.
It can go good.
You were, you had a sancho?
Oh, yeah.
Now she's the main.
The real.
Okay.
So you're the guy.
You are Lou in this situation.
Yes, yes, yes.
Was she the main straight after breaking up with your original main?
So what happened was I was still playing, you know, I was still in the seat, playing both of them.
I thought I was all badass, you know, having two girls, living the best of the world.
You know, so, like I said, once there's feelings involved, they could go left or right.
You know, you got to choose where your heart's going to, you know, be more comfortable and whatever, you know.
But what happened?
Did your main break up with you?
You're talking a lot.
Did the main fight got to break up with you?
No, so we were having issues already, you know.
Yeah, you know, so that's why I said.
I went to go seek it somewhere else because she wasn't giving me what I wanted.
cheating on her.
Did you get caught or did you?
What was it?
Who, me, La Sancho?
You know, I.
I have a question.
I have a question.
Wait a minute.
What happened?
What?
Okay, I have a question.
All right.
So what about your Sancho made you sure that she can be promoted to your main?
Well, because we were both on the same page.
First, it was all played, but then once feelings got involved, I started catching feelings
for her.
that you finish me.
So we sat down and talked about it.
Like, all right, is this more than what we think it is?
Or are we still going to just play play play?
Yeah.
So we're both on the same page and, you know, so we just took it day by day.
Like, you know, that's, yeah.
So that's how I went.
You went from the play scissors to the heavy duty scissors.
Exactly.
Let's go.
What happened to the original?
Did you break up with her or did she break up with you?
The first.
It was actually kind of like a, um, a.
A mutual breakup.
I knew it.
She never knew you cheated on her, huh?
I mean, she did because they both met each other one time out of my barbecue with the kickback.
You know, yeah.
What?
What?
What?
I love it.
I love it.
Real G's are always girls.
All right.
Let's go, charisma.
Thank you so much for calling there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know that we helped this guy, but he heard a lot of stories.
Yeah.
Charisma at the head.
I was right there.
So, much thanks.
Yeah.
That was so me help.
Hope, like.
Palabra
Unfortunately
We ended up our regularly schedule program
Playing a favorite game
Because someone played with their
Palabra yesterday
How'd you know?
I closed the window
Your word
Your word is your bond
And we did a whole challenge
This whole weekend
You know we started it since we were in LA
Like hey we're gonna go to T.J. Max
We're gonna get 30
See if we get a fit for $30.
We talked to
about it yesterday.
We're going to show it off online.
You got to check it out later.
It's coming.
It's coming.
It's coming.
We're like, hey, everybody, let's meet up to take our photos.
There was a photo taken.
There was.
Yeah, it was a great one.
Missing.
Bros.
Cranzvic.
I know.
No longer a bro to the guys.
No, Rosecrans.
Vib.
Vick, what happened?
Yeah, Victor.
Well, see, this photo, in my opinion,
should have been done after the show.
It was.
It was.
No, immediately after the show.
No, we're doing interviews.
And so I wasn't notified about the photo.
Yeah, you were.
Hey, look at Ramona's face.
Oh, like a Ramona's face.
Until 3.27 p.m.
So is Ramona's fault?
Yes, because I was asleep at 326 and I woke up at 531.
So that was not notified at all.
Put it your phone on silent?
Yeah.
I was asleep.
We got the same heads up you did.
Yeah.
I was asleep at 326.
I know, but we were all there.
And we all knew that, hey, eventually today.
You guys are.
You guys are staying at a different room.
So I didn't know.
You guys are staying at a different hotel.
We still got the text of that.
That's my choice.
I was asleep at that time.
We were also napping.
326 and I woke up at 531.
And if I would have known before that time,
then I could have planned accordingly.
Wait, why did you specifically wake up at 531?
Yeah, I'm trying to.
Yeah, and why did you fall asleep exactly at 326?
It just, that's the way the world worked for me.
Like right before the text, yeah, and right after the picture.
Yeah.
So how would I have known?
How would I have known?
If I would have got a heads up earlier in the day, I would have easily been there.
But that's the way the cookie crumbles.
Remember you said that you brought your grow out because it helps you stay on track and on point with word?
That was what you're saying yesterday.
Yeah.
And if I would have known that before 3.26 p.m.
But we all did.
We all learned at the same time.
Yes, but I was already asleep by then.
They're in different hotel rooms.
We're not all staying together.
I was asleep by then already.
So if I would have got a heads up at 10, 11, 12, 1 maybe, then I would have either.
then I would have easily made it.
Okay, what about how the guys planned to go to the Laker game?
Because you also didn't go there, and that was after 532.
Radio Bros.
Also sleep.
Also sleep.
Also sleep?
You have like to sleep?
No, 531, the game was at 6, but I also didn't get a ticket or anything.
No, you did.
I didn't know the logistics.
And I heard them tell you, I heard my son get on the phone and call you and be like,
and yes, we'll also get your girl ticket.
Yep.
No, yes, I had one in theory.
I had one in theory.
No.
What?
But nobody sent it to me.
Nobody sent it to me where to go.
You didn't need that.
I didn't even know where the game was at.
LA, you're hearing what we're hearing, all right?
So now it's up to you.
Okay?
If you believe Vic, we can go ahead and be like, all right, Vick's right.
But if you think Vic should be punished, not only is he going to be punished,
but you also get tickets to Universal Studios, Hollywood, right?
Let's go to Miriam in Wilmington.
Miriam, good morning on line 10.
Miriam.
Hey, Brown Bag.
Hey, Miriam.
Hi, how are you?
It's a lovely name.
It's time for poor or poor.
It's either poor Vic, Pobrecyto leave him alone, or poor Vig like pour up.
Poor up.
Power up.
You're going to take this shot.
Power up.
No, punish Vic.
Let's punish Vic.
Let's finish it.
What the hell of, Muriel?
I thought we were tight.
Did you hear his reasoning for not showing up?
Yes, that's no excuse.
That's no excuse.
No excuse, Victor.
All right.
All right.
Thank goodness to you, you know.
He said he had a hot hand at roulette.
He did.
Because then he lied to the people
because he went on Instagram and said,
oh yeah, I wasn't there because I had a hot hand at roulette.
And now it was like him.
Miriam.
Oh, you just admitted to it.
Miriam, by the way, congratulations.
You're going to Universal Studios.
Congratulations.
And it's time to pour up.
Since he had a hot hand, we're going to pour up
some fireball a hot shot.
And this is just ingredient number one.
Let's see if you could hear it.
Look.
More, more.
More.
That's a good.
You're olive?
No.
That's a shot.
Yeah, but there's more ingredients.
Oh, okay, okay.
No, put the whole thing.
No, I'll put a half.
I'll put a half.
No, he's ready of gross.
He didn't make it.
Half, half, half.
All right.
All right.
That's a lot.
We got Sergio and Rosemite.
Hey, Sergio.
Sergio.
Good morning.
Good morning, Brown bag.
Hi, Sergio.
You're so cool.
Sergio, it's up to you, bro.
Should we pour in another ingredient to Vic's shot?
Or should we just be like, no,
he's fine.
Fireballs enough.
No, no, punish him.
What the hell, Serge?
Let's go.
Let's go.
All right.
We got the fireball in there.
Let's get some blue agave tequila.
It's a quervo.
Yes.
All of us.
Not the querval.
And these are all warm drinks, huh?
Yeah.
All of it.
Oh, God.
They're trying to kill me.
All right.
This could be a fireball shot, right?
No, yeah.
Fireball.
Evelyn.
Oh, by the way, Sergio.
Congratulations.
Oh, congratulations.
Congratulations.
Oh, congratulations.
Congratulations.
Evelin, Evelyn and our hambra.
Hey, good morning, Brumbag.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
No, she's probably going to just.
I tried with the last one, Sergio.
I hope you get a sunburn.
Oh, my God.
Miriam, I hope you stub your toe in the morning on the way to Universal.
Okay, Evelyn, it's up to you.
Do you want bad juju from Vig telling you something?
Lay it on me.
Evelyn, I don't care anymore.
Hey, yo.
Do you want to add another ingredient to his shop?
Or do you want to just say poor Vick?
Yeah, de hallo.
Yeah, poor-a-cito.
Okay, to be honest, who sleeps on there in Vegas?
Oh, that's true.
Dahlia.
She's on your side?
I had a PNN.
PNN.
Yeah.
What does that mean?
A post nut nap.
Evelyn.
Okay, but I say punish him.
Punish him.
Punish him.
Oh, I knew it.
That was good.
Figures.
I mean, yeah, I knew it.
I knew it.
Emily, congrats to
Universal Studios.
Yes.
And we are pouring a last ingredient.
I don't know if you guys can see this.
It's pickles.
Pickles and pickle juice.
Let's put the juice in.
Wait, do you like pickles, Vic?
I don't know.
Let's just pop one on there for it.
That is so disgusting.
I want to see if you can hear it.
Oh, you can hear it.
Victor.
Victor.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, let me see the ingredient.
So it's pickle juice, Jose Cuervo tequila, and fireball whiskey.
But you know what?
Ramona, you should have known better.
You should have known that he was going to fall asleep.
Yeah, Ramona.
You should have taken to the shot too.
Honestly, yeah.
We need to split it.
As far as I'm concerned, me and Ramona need to split it.
You know, but I'll take it on for the team because I'm a team player.
I'm a team player.
Are you guys ready?
Is your something you want to tell us?
No, I'm going to enjoy this.
I'm going to enjoy this and you guys suck.
You don't want to apologize?
No.
Why don't you just?
I apologize.
Because, because.
If you apologize.
A man should be entitled to a nap, all right?
A PN.
All right, all right.
This is for all my PNNs.
We're over there.
Not during work.
Not during work.
Let me see them.
Let me see them.
Oh, that is so disgusting.
Tomalo.
Tomal.
You guys.
Ready?
Dude, that is throw up everywhere.
You better.
Oh, my.
Show us.
Show us.
What the pickle is it?
Ah.
Mama, may I have another?
Okay.
I don't care.
No.
You can go for another one?
He's crying.
I don't care.
It was worth it.
Give him another cup.
It was worth it.
There's go all of it.
Oh, my gosh.
We're going to pour up a nice picture.
You ask for this.
More pickles.
Five pickles in there.
That is disgusting.
Throw all the pickles in there.
Oh, my God.
I don't care.
He's crying.
I don't care.
Such a bad.
Such a bad.
He's crying.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
No, that will make it better.
You guys won't break me.
I'll bend, but I won't break.
That's the ew.
That's so nasty.
Vic could get waterboarded and he's like, I don't care.
Here, Vic.
No, no, no, no.
You guys would enjoy this.
After this, we'll forgive you.
After this will forgive you.
Three, two, one, go.
All of it.
The pickle, the pickles.
Take the pickles, man.
Take your own pickles.
I don't want this, minkle.
A put it.
That's what you.
Chew it.
Chew it.
Chew it.
Hey.
Sorry, that was so loud.
He's throwing up.
Vick, see for pretending.
He's throwing up.
He's throwing up.
I don't want to see that at all.
I don't want to see that.
And right now, it's time for our big man, the big man himself, DJ Eman.
Bell back morning's house party.
Eamon is Friday.
You feeling good?
I am feeling great.
We're definitely ready to set up to vibe for the weekend, y'all.
Hey.
The Pack Yowl of radio, DJ Eman.
Let's go
Come on
He loves DJ E-Men
Yeah, we're
DJ E-Mah!
DJ E-Mah!
He's the thriller in Manila.
Oh!
E-Man, true or true, you're going for
Pac-Yau to beat Barrios?
I am going for Pac-Yau.
Okay, okay, let's get to it, though.
Wait, it's Brownback Morning,
DJ E-Man in the mix,
and he played till stops it, so we got to go.
Our guy, uh, great,
Greg, well, the only thing he wanted to do in Vegas is go to the OVO store, and he did.
And I did.
How much was that sweater that probably cost $10 to make?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't ever disrespect the goat like that.
It's true.
I can tell the blink.
Yeah.
And Blen will cost you $7.31.
This was $1.80.
$180 for a sweater.
Is that going to be your fight outfit, yeah?
The OVO bag, too, with it?
Look at this.
Oh, your makeup bag.
Your makeup bag.
That's so cute.
This is to carry all the bands in.
Which one?
Like the rubber bands?
It doesn't have right now.
Yeah, yeah.
Is that your fight outfit?
This is my fight outfit 100%.
Who are you going for?
Who are you going for during the fight?
Pacquille.
He's going to lose.
Sorry, Pacquay.
Oh.
Everyone knows that owl brings bad look.
No.
The last letter in the owl.
L.
That's right.
Look, we're in Las Vegas for Paco versus Barrios, man.
It's going down live at MGM Grand Garden Arena.
It is really dope because this is where the legendary fights have always been when it comes to MGM and Las Vegas.
Pac-out has fought here plenty of times, came out of retirement to fight again.
This may be his last fight.
It's insane.
Something you definitely got to watch and you can order a pay-per-view on Amazon Prime.
Yesterday, the press conference is going down and we got to talk to Isaac Pipple Cruz.
This guy hard-hitting.
And he has a chin on him.
It doesn't seem like anything can take him down.
True.
It's so weird talking about these things because it makes sense when boxing.
Like he can take a hit.
He's got a solid chin, all of that.
Yeah, yeah.
Great power.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
Hit a lot of power shots, all of that.
Yeah.
What?
What kind of?
It's true.
It's true.
Left hook.
But what may be behind it all?
Something from Los Angeles.
A certain meat that y'all need to try if you want this pit bull power.
Hey, yo.
That's great.
I'm done.
You got out?
I'm done.
That's crazy.
So, people cruise, the boxer, incredible in the ring.
He loves four by fours from In and Out.
Check this out.
I'll play with you on In and Out.
That you like the 4 by 4.
Bro, he eats, he's 8 a 4 by 4?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How much?
1.5.
That means he's 8.1.5.
That means he's 8 1.5.
4 by 4.
This is like a special order.
Yeah, it is.
In and out.
Oh, did that he par?
Don't you get a tantamurgia?
In those caches, I think.
And then Concrete asks like, and where does it all fit?
Yeah.
Where do you put it?
It's a random thing to ask the message.
It is.
If it's his cheeks, he says.
That is crazy.
I've never heard about four by fours.
Yeah.
This makes me confident.
like I could take on Pitbull now because I have had a six by six and I ate the whole thing.
So that's just patty on top of patty on top of patty?
So what you do is that in and out, they have a, you can only order up to four patties.
So the four by four, right?
Anything after that, they sell you just a patty by itself.
They can't tell you as a burger.
As a burger.
Okay, so the four by four, is it just patty on patty on patty on patty?
Yes, yes.
Patty cheese, patty cheese.
Yeah.
Oh, I had a six by six.
I was like, yeah, let's do that.
I was like 18.
How many?
Crazy.
Yeah, and he's like extra with it because he fit it all in his mouth at once.
Yes, wow.
I was thinking that.
I'm like, just thinking about that.
Not Isaac.
Greg, Greg.
Yeah, Greg.
Six of them.
They're saying, I could eat like a boxer.
I'll be a boxer now.
I don't know.
That was happening.
But if you don't want to get into the spirit, hit up in and out, ask for a four by four and try it out.
That's the people's power.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Look, the fight is going down tomorrow, Saturday.
I love boxing.
And I know you'll love it.
It's a great undercard as well, not just Pagel versus Barrios.
You got Fondora Zoo Part 2.
Yes, that's what I'm crazy.
And shout out to our guy, people for checking in with us and letting us know the meat to get, to get right like him.
Get right?
4x4 by 4 from in and out, all right?
Look, keep it here because what's going down?
My guy over there, Rose Transvick.
Look, I have a question for America.
Are you smarter than a smurf?
Because we're playing the brainy game with Sholo Maridueña next on Brownback Morning.
Size.
Power 106, Brownback Mornings.
Sholo!
Come back as much many times as you want
because we get so much street cred with you coming.
I was just sleeping actually under the stairs.
He's back again.
In between our last episode.
Last time you came, we talked about your music
and now it's about your movies.
Smurfs.
It's about to hit theaters.
How exciting is it for you?
Although you've done music in the past,
for people to get like that look again at you as a smurf
or be able to see you as a smurf.
The blessing of getting to do animated work
is that so many of people are finding,
out while the credits are rolling who was in it.
And specifically with the Smurfs, something that I'm so excited about is that I get to
sit in a theater with a bunch of kids who are probably going to be giggling and laughing
the whole time and just having a good time.
Like, I think similar to a lot of the, my favorite animated movies that I watched growing
up, there's messages for people of all age ranges, right?
If I'm a four-year-old who this is the first thing literally that I've ever watched, I'll be
able to pick up something and if I'm an 80 year old watching it with my grandchild, like I'll also
be able to maybe learn something and appreciate it. And that's kind of the sweet spot of the
stuff that I like to work in. The character was blue as well. So I was like, Blue Beetle, Brainy Smurf.
I was like, only... You're a crib.
James Cameron, I need that avatar call. I need that...
Yeah! What else is blue? What else could he be?
What?
Blues, blues, blues, blues.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got that guy.
I got that guy.
We just got a letter.
We just got a letter.
Hi, Sholo.
Since you're brainy smurf in the smirves, I do have a brainy game with you, okay?
You're going to play a trivia game.
Okay.
All right.
So everyone tell him last time how you told him how good your Spanish is.
Tell them how good your trivia is a maximal.
I would say I'm about a seven.
Angie?
I don't believe in myself, so.
Okay.
A big.
Ten.
Ten.
Yeah.
I know a lot of useless facts, and I remember a lot of random things about his case.
Are these going to be useless?
These better not be useless.
Concrete, rate your trivia.
Probably a 10, too, out of 100, though.
What?
10 out of 100.
That's 10%.
Okay, based on the scores, who do you want to go against?
I want to go against a 10.
Oh.
Why do you do this to yourself?
There's two tens.
Well, last time, well, you said 10 out of 100.
He said, but there's still too tense.
So this is how the game's going to go.
You each are going to answer until you run out of answers.
Whoever runs out of answers loses.
So, for example, if the subject is colors and me and Angie, Angie say color, yellow, red, blue, blue, purple.
And it's until you run out of answers, okay?
I'm excited.
All right, this is between you guys.
Who goes first?
You guys want to?
No, it's whoever goes first.
Whoever yells the first one.
Okay, so then you have to go.
Okay.
All right.
Ready?
Yeah.
Your subject.
is names of
shapes
quadrilateral
pentagon
polygon
polygon hexagon
septagon
polygon
you can't
oh I didn't
oh
Vic
don't let him win
Vick
he was not going to give you tickets
to the sparrs
I was focused on what I was saying
no
he was already
okay okay
1 0
10
1 0
okay
okay ready
I'm ready
presidents
Eisenhower
Washington
R-D-F
F-R-F
F-R D-R D-S-R D-S-A-R D-S-E-Lexia
D-Lexia
D'O
D'A-Rol
Omba!
Let's go!
Do I win?
No, no, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Trump.
I knew you would say that one.
It says a lot of us.
Don't piss me off.
Okay, okay, okay.
Washington.
He said it. I already said it.
That was the first one.
Oh my God.
Yeah. One one.
That was the point. That was a point.
Planets.
Uranus. Venus.
Jupiter. Mercury.
Saturn. Earth. Mars.
Pluto.
Not a planet.
Oh, come on.
You know that's not a planet.
What are we doing?
What are we doing? Trivia, 1989.
Congratulations.
Zohlo you have won Smurfs in theaters July 18
Go watch it!
Yes!
Fire 106!
