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The more brown back, the better.
Come on.
Oh, yeah.
Good morning.
Oh, I got that's this.
That one friend that just keeps partying and parting and parting and party.
Go to sleep.
Hard summer ain't over.
No.
We are that friend, Greg.
We are that friend.
That was your morning quickie.
Thanks to our guy, DJ Dyer, okay?
Five minutes of non-disappointing fun, okay?
So we got there.
Let's get into do you know I'm local.
What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill
Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local?
I'm creeped out even before talking about this.
Maybe y'all know what this is.
Like chewing chips?
Oh, yeah.
Crunch?
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh.
A tip bag.
No, bro.
That's the sound that tarantulas make.
For real?
Yes, their legs.
What are they?
And if I've never heard it before, you're not just going to hear.
in your nightmares for Halloween, you are also going to be seeing it out on these
Screeks, okay?
They're saying the California tarantula, it's their mating season.
Do you say Screeks?
Oh, yeah.
What?
I've never heard that before.
Bro, let me finish my story.
God damn.
All right.
Out on these streets, you're going to be hearing this sound because tarantulas are out
and they're looking for love, you guys.
What?
They're looking for spider?
They're looking for daddy love.
Long legs.
The homie spider.
No, not the long legs.
California tarantulas is their mating season.
August to October.
So authorities are saying if you see these little creepy crawlies,
whether you're out on a walk, on a hike,
if you're at Griffith Park, if you're out in Malibu,
or you're just walking down the streets,
you might be seeing a lot of tarantulas.
Getting out of hiding, they don't like humans.
They don't like to mess with us.
Yeah.
They're trying to go and find their love, though.
Cute.
Is this a new thing?
Are tarantulas, like, poisonous?
Oh, that's a good question, my little baby.
Yeah, they do have venom, but their venom is,
not, doesn't really mess with us.
Okay.
So if you ever get bit by a tarantula, it's going to be kind of like a beast on you.
Yeah.
Except their venom isn't going to be as bad for you.
And maybe people are allergic to bees.
Maybe that's the kind of them a little bit more.
Oh, that makes me feel better.
But they say if you do get, if you do get bit by a tarantula,
soap water and then put it in cold and something cold.
Oh, that's it.
Yeah, I've heard it's annoying, like to get bit by one.
It's like a bee sting or it's like, ah, it's like, oh, it's annoyingly hurts.
It's like that feeling.
So if we encounter a tarantula, should we smoke?
Don't smoke it, bro.
They're just trying to find their love.
I just want to know.
And actually those fools eat a lot of the pests that we have,
like in our gardens and our parks and stuff like that.
So we're just going to be messing with nature, you know?
We don't need to.
It's just more because we're scared because, look, they are scary.
And not going to lie, this, sounds scared.
Oh, they're getting punted at 40 yards.
Yeah, no, as long as it doesn't try to, like, crawl in my mouth,
like, we could be cool.
They jump, too.
They jump.
How old are I just?
Yeah, they jump.
I've never seen this ever in my neighborhood.
Well, actually.
In the valley.
But Ramona showed me a video yesterday.
Her brother saw one walking in this.
What?
She's not in her head, yes.
Oh, but she's in Soma.
Of course.
They have a lot of land over there.
Yeah.
Well, there's parks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's that veteran's park.
She just saw the homie spider.
She didn't see an actual spider.
No, she's having a video.
It was super tight.
And scary.
I bet.
You know what?
I've always wanted to hold it tarantula.
Like, that's always been in my bucket list.
No.
That's gross.
They're hairy.
No, no, no.
Okay.
I don't know if you guys watch like America's like South Model.
Oh, yeah.
And you guys see, remember that picture, the famous picture with her taking the picture with, like, Eve?
Right by her eye?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Ever since then, I'm like, I want to hold a tarantula.
All right.
Well, it might be your time.
Loki, I don't know if it'll hump you, though, because it's, like, in heat right now.
Oh, I don't want it.
Now until October.
If you see one, just know it's looking for love.
And it says guys are very simple, and they'll travel up to miles and miles to go find their love.
No way.
Wow.
Wow.
I got through dudes like that.
It goes all the way to that E.
Yeah.
I'm a creepy crowley
Just like me for real
Oh gosh
Don't kill them y'all
Don't kill them
No
Try to do the thing
Where you can put it in a cup
And then release it into the wild
You know the thing
Put them in jail for a little bit
Or all right
Go back now
No death sentence
Let's go back
There you go
That was your daily
Watch out for this
And
That's my dog
God this guy is lambberito
Of the day
I'm a dog
I'm a money
Are you the Perrito of the day?
This time we'll find out if you're a full breed or if you're a mutter.
Okay.
We'll find out.
First one coming up today is Sean Williams, the Aussie fire snatcher.
This perito is heroic.
Shout us to Sean Williams.
16-year-old from Australia saw a house on fire.
He was like, oh my God, might?
And instead of running away, my boy ran into the building like fast and fierce Melbourne drift.
Henta was screaming, oh, man, you're doing Ripper.
He pulled a whole grown senora.
And with the water hose, a sick long manguera, he put the fire up like he was working, landscaping perritos.
Real perrito hero stuff.
No cape, no cloud chasing, just hard.
The perrito with a big heart is Sean Williams.
And we're giving him five Perrito golden retriever bargs for today for being a hero.
That's Kim C.
Wow.
That's safe.
He got one extra.
That's nice.
Extra.
So he's 16 years old and he saved someone from a fire.
He saved the whole seora from a burning house in Australia.
That's pretty tight.
Oh, M.G.
What did you do with the senora when you were 16?
Help her cross the road.
Has anybody ever saved anybody for anything?
Save someone?
Car crash.
Jet ski crash.
What?
Jet ski crash.
Yeah, jet ski crash.
Yeah.
Yeah, jet ski crash has always happened every time I go jet skiing, and it's scary.
Like, I don't know why.
Every single time, I always have to save somebody.
Because people forget that they don't have breaks, that they just keep going.
No, it's really dangerous.
Yeah, so they...
Video a few months ago.
Yeah.
There's no reverse button.
What?
There's reverse on it, but there's no brakes.
I did not know that.
Yeah.
You're on water.
How are you going to stop instantly?
Yeah.
And then people get too, like, willy-nilly would.
And they go super fast on purpose.
So they forget that they can't break and they're like, boom.
And they crash.
Flip and stuff like that.
And then what do you do?
Come to the rescue?
Yeah.
I literally one time there was a girl with her kid flipped over on the jet ski.
I had to flip the jet ski back over and her.
She was like, I'm struggling to get on.
I'm struggling to get on.
It's making me mad because I was like, just get on the jet ski.
I got her on the jet ski.
Her whole leg was like purple.
She had like broken her leg right there and there.
Well, that's why she couldn't get up.
She couldn't swim.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
So how did you say, what a hero?
Put her back on the jet ski.
What a broken leg.
I had a like, I told her I was like,
I'm going to have to push you up from your butt.
Like, I'm just, I have to.
Because, like, there's no way I'm not going to get you.
How did you push her up?
With, like, up from behind.
Free grade.
He gave her a boost.
He gave her a boost.
Did y'all save any?
He deserves.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
You know, big bad news.
Right.
And don't let the non-savers make fun of you for being a safe.
See, thank you for that.
Yeah.
That's actually really.
No, that's admirable, Greg.
I mean, I'm safe so many people.
It's hard to remember the individual case.
No, you have me.
The real American hero.
How do you do you donate or something for a month or like every month?
It's too many things.
Too many things to count, you know.
Definitely every day you wake up and, you know.
You're blessing everyone?
Blessing everyone.
You're so tough.
From themselves and other things.
I don't think I saved anybody, but there was a dude I was at Bakersfield,
Cornell long ago and some dudes started having a seizure.
And I didn't know what was going on.
I was like, is this a fool break dancing?
It's kind of weird.
He just wanted to battle somebody at this time.
And then he was going through a seizure and I kind of helped him and, you know,
put him down.
and where it has it,
we saved them.
You did.
It's hard.
Thank you, after you so much,
paradise.
Wow.
That was your petio of today.
Of today.
Shut up.
What's his name again?
Sean.
Sean Williams, the Aussie fire snatcher.
Crikey.
Yeah, short Williams.
Crike.
Whose day?
Yes.
August the 5th.
Suppose it's going to be the shortest day.
Yes.
Today.
It's going to be down like a millisecond.
A millisecond and some change.
We're supposed to feel it.
That's not good.
Apparently we're supposed to feel it.
Oh, we just missed it.
You ever feel like, oh, today's a day that they made the clocks longer?
Sometimes I feel like that.
When I'm cool with it.
You look outside, the sun's still out and it's already like, oh, it feels like it should be longer.
Yeah.
But it's like it should be later, but it's cool.
Like it's still 9 a.m.
So I mean, overall.
Yeah, overall the concept of time is like we never fully understand.
Let's go, brother.
Let's go, brother.
We never going to fully understand.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on. Passer, pass, pass,
a visit.
Time is just like.
Figment of our imagination.
I mean, how are we ever going to determine?
How are we ever going to determine we really had 24 hours?
Clocks didn't exist until like the 60s, bro.
So what they do before?
Really?
I mean.
I have a theory that time goes faster in the morning than it doesn't in the night.
I have a theory.
Time goes.
I have a theory.
I have a theory that time goes by faster if I take it.
Apps.
Time goes by really slow when you're at work.
It's a good theory.
Time goes by the slowest when you're waiting for the microwave, dog.
Oh, yeah.
Or when you're waiting for the bathroom when someone's using it.
That's like, whoa, it's for the hour.
Five minutes?
Time goes fast when you're taking a dump on your break.
That was just a speed right now.
Oh, yeah.
I was like, oh my God, shut off.
Let's go.
You got to clip it and then.
It's like, oh, come on, dog, you know?
Not glimpy.
I still need five minutes just a standard for my beauho to get back to normal.
What?
I usually stand around.
You stand around off a little bit.
You can't sit right away.
Wait, I never thought about that.
The gun's still smoking.
Yeah.
You can't sit down because it's uncomfortable.
You get back to normal.
That's insane.
I didn't know.
That's crazy.
I didn't know guys.
You got to let the balloon not get back to normal, you feel?
Oh.
I didn't know guys get dilated.
Oh, yeah.
Is that I feel?
10 centimeters.
No.
10 centimeters.
Get that a little baby out.
Well, yeah, it's the shortest day of the year.
Or one of the short days.
We're down a millisecond today.
Yeah.
Let us know if you feel it.
Great.
We have more shout-ups?
Yes, we do.
wants to shout out his girl Kiara who just gave birth to their baby girl yesterday.
Aw,
baby girl.
A little baby girl Isabella.
I like that name.
What's the thing from, is it America me?
No, it's from blood and blood out, isn't it?
Oh, really?
Cinderella.
Yeah.
Hey, big up to all our homies over there at home by industry.
Yesterday we took a tour over there.
Big up our guy Jose.
Big up to Alexa and the squad over.
there.
Stephanie over there at Homegirl
Bakery.
Oh my home grow
cafe, the best food, y'all.
And it's dina L.A. too.
So, like, I love dine al-A.
It's where you can go to different restaurants
and get, like, good prices on different
plates.
Yeah.
They're doing something over there.
So if you're in that area,
go over there,
have some homegirl cafe, right?
Diet wacamole.
Some of the best I ever had.
To die for us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you tell you what they put in it?
No.
Oh, never mind.
What?
I'm kidding.
Yeah, okay.
Secret sauce.
All right, no, that was a great time.
We're looking forward to doing more with them as Power 106,
a long, long-standing relationship.
So big up to our homies over there at Homeboy Industries.
Yes.
Let's get into Sim or Pimp or Pimp.
Simp or Pimp.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Zip, Zip, Zip.
Cip, Mux, Mix Zim.
Rapper Rapper, who's currently on tour and is Into the Wild Tour with Big Sean.
was in his Texas stop when he talked about what Latinas meant to him.
Listen.
I keep looking out and I'm like, man, like 95% of my catalog was written about Hispanic women.
You can hear it in the music every once in a while I mention like, you know what I mean?
But it's true, like the girl I wrote losing control about, she was from Mexico.
The girl I wrote goodbye about she was from Mexico.
Why did he sound like that?
Yeah, why is he?
Mexico.
Who's the Russ fan in here?
There's a Russ fan in here.
Yeah, me.
I like Russ's music.
All right, what song is he talking about?
So the main way he's talking about is probably one of his biggest songs
called Losing Control.
And here's a snippet of it.
So that's the hook.
Yeah.
And then here comes a little bit of the verse.
Okay.
She's falling, but she doesn't think you catch her.
Because her last relationship was a disaster.
Sounds like a Latino.
Every day she didn't know why.
All her cause would be,
no, he's on his own.
She went in the limit from the started.
Broken heart.
Thank you.
Thank you for saying it, bro.
Sorry.
Okay.
So there's, apparently there's two different types.
And I like R&B.
And I like R&B.
Shout up Mariah the scientist.
Like, we're playing her record for you.
Apparently, there's two different types of Russ music,
because I've never heard this song.
You never heard this?
No, I've never heard this song.
It's got a girl from Mexico, bro.
No, why did he say like that?
Hispanic women that just inspired my music.
Like, why didn't he sound so old?
Okay, anyway.
No, I like his hip-hop stuff.
I never heard this side.
Yeah, like the beer record.
I do not like this.
Everybody's all this song.
This sound is his biggest, like, the sound that got him on the map.
Yeah.
I like the real rapid-wrap stuff.
Champ.
Yeah.
Nobody has that map.
Which map?
Is it Dora's map?
Might be the girlfriend Mexico.
But yeah.
I guess a Latino woman, Hispanic women
hasn't inspired his music.
A lot of his music is like heartbroken, like relationship music.
Really?
I think I know that.
I'm going to give it to Russ.
Even though I don't like Russ.
Well, go ahead.
You do what you want with that.
You do what you want.
Whoa.
I'm going to give this guy a pimp because all the baddest Latina's
like him. All his music.
Damn.
They all like his music.
Oh.
We're not bad at you.
The badest Latinas like his music.
Cause me, you're not bad.
Talk me, you're not a bad Latina.
If I played this around my girl, she would tell me it turns out.
Yeah.
Well, she's not the baddest Latina.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, his audience is a lot, uh, heavy Latina like,
yeah.
Crazy.
Heavy ones.
Heavy Latinas?
Light ones.
Oh, okay.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
That's why I like it.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
And like.
And fit ones.
I'm going to pip.
I'm going to pip on him.
Listen.
You got to bring a futon to his concerts.
Well, yes.
Latina inspired his music.
Yeah.
Say you're just kidding.
No,
no, no.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Concrete.
Say you're just kidding because Russ
live would get angry about him.
No, I'm not.
You're a haters.
I like Russ.
I want more chump stuff.
I don't.
This is the old tongue you said.
This is like the only of his biggest records.
You like when Ruth...
You like when Russ jumps?
No.
I'll play it again.
It's a good song.
Don't do that.
Yeah, don't know.
When it's not a joke.
Can this day get any shorter?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
out his sad boy music
about Latinas or is it just regular
No it's Pimp he got the music like
That's the girls he wants so he made music for it
Well is he dating anyone
I think if it didn't work because he is a successful artist
He's doing a stadium tour
If it didn't work then I would say it's sent
But because it's actually
Sun tickets streaming really well
Pimp
He does get girls he does good girls
Yeah I'll say Pimp
Pimp he's a Pimp
A short one but he's Pimp
A short one but he's Pim
A short one
Oh, my gosh.
Out of all the jokes, that's the one that's going to trigger him.
He's going to make him.
Short pils.
Greg.
He's a little perrito.
Let's get him a little.
Pim, pimp, pill.
Pim.
Pim.
And now, the weather.
Oh, hell the dog.
With concrete storm.
Perritos, it is going to be a hot one today, and it's going to get even hotter.
during the week, so prepare your tanga.
That's how you're going to want to wear.
First off, we're gliding to the city of West Covina,
where you're going to be hotter than grilling carna molida, perritos.
Your high will be 90 degrees today.
Next, we are moonwalking to the city of Pasadena.
Yeah, Pasadena.
Where their streets are so nice, like they put them through a dry cleaner.
That part.
Your high will be 88 today.
Now, we are G-walking to the city of Long Beach,
where spoo spend money and smoke bomb tree.
I don't know why I heard.
Snoop Dog said it.
81 de Grizzles
The shizzles
You guys remember talking about that?
Yes
Oh shit
Remember
He still does
I'm still with that lingo
He's still with the sizzle
I'm still with the grizzle
Now we are back to the most
Happening city
Full of History and no pity Fullerton
Oh
Say something nice
The sun's gonna shine there today
There we go.
It is.
Your high will be 88 degrees.
Now, let me tell you a little bit of fun fact about, about, this is actually a pretty
cool fun fact.
Thank you.
Leo Fender, the inventor of the electric guitar, was born and built his first guitar in
the city of Fullerton.
Wow.
It's rock and roll history.
His company, Fender Musical Instruments, started in Fullerton and revolutionized the
instrument world with their first guitar, birthplace.
The birthplace of first place.
Okay.
Fullerton is sometimes called the birthplace of.
of the first electric guitar.
So there you go, Fullerton.
You have something to brag about.
That's really cool.
That's a really cool.
That's a really cool thing.
Yeah.
So your weather again, I'll tell you one more time.
If you're not paying attention,
tell your kid to be quiet or get out the car already.
No, don't know.
Not while the car is running.
Thank you.
Okay, good.
Get out the car if you're at school and you're ready.
Right.
Safely.
West Covina, it'll be 90 degrees.
Pasadena, you'll be 88.
Long Beach, you're 81 de Grizzles.
and Fullerton, you'll be 88.
So stay cool out there, get a little bit of water.
And like concrete said, it's going to heat up this week.
So expect like that heat wave to really hear.
Remember?
Or like concrete likes to say it's going to finally feel like summer.
It hasn't felt like summer.
Has it really felt like summer?
Oh, yeah.
Asking for three.
I want to burn out there.
No.
I want to feel like Riddick, like the one fooling Riddick when he starts melting.
Why?
Huh?
Because.
It was such an old.
Yeah, because then you appreciate the winner.
Get us with us.
Yeah.
Wow.
Here, it's hot in the winter too, bro.
It's true.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We love it.
So if you're listening to us in another state, you loser.
Thank you, Congress.
Thank you for the weather.
Thank you.
I'll be there tomorrow.
Yeah.
I'll be there and here tomorrow at 7.15, you guys.
Nice.
I know what I mean?
They're in their city.
They'll be listening to me.
Yes.
Yes.
It's a little.
Really.
And wherever weather's happening, so is concrete.
That's your boy, concrete.
For Brownback mornings, our power.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you, fault.
The homie helpline.
The homie helpline today, we are here for the homie see low.
He wants to know if love is worth the time.
He said, hey, what's up, Brownback?
I got myself in a situation, and I need some laugh from you, fools.
So I start off, I just want to let you know
When I was younger, I was wild and caught some cases
I was a maniacal for real
But after doing four years and getting out at age 26
I decided to change my ways
I am now 36
I moved out of the neighborhood
When I got out, got a decent job
And I've been low-key
I've been with my girl for two years
And she's been down for me
A few months ago I caught a case for being a stupid
And when I went to a bar with my co-worker
And we ended up in a fight
I was drunk and whooped some foo's butt pretty bad.
I caught another case, eh?
Then I'm really disappointed in myself.
You don't even know I can look at myself in the mirror every day when I wake up.
He didn't say that.
You're ready.
I had stayed away from trouble and one mistake changed my life.
That's what Dare told you since you were a kid.
You didn't listen, fool.
You didn't listen, fool.
Cabeson, dog.
Straight cabeson right now.
Right now it's not looking good for me.
and my lawyer, public pretender, is saying that injuries are bad and that I'm looking at two years plus.
I effed up bad.
But I know I need to do my time.
My problem isn't me knowing I'm an idiot.
It's deciding if I want to put my girl through this.
She's too good to be true to me and doesn't deserve to suffer with me.
We don't have kids so there won't be no ties.
I'm also toxic and pretty jealous.
I can't imagine thinking fools are out there trying to get at her.
She says she's down to write this out for me.
But if I'm wondering if I should just suffer myself and break up with her,
I know it sounds stupid, but I feel it'll be easier for me knowing she can still be happy.
What should I do?
Let it go, Perito.
Keep sounding stupid.
What do you mean?
Let it go.
Somebody to take his girl and it's going to be me.
You would take a girl that her man is lucked it?
What is he going to do about it?
What is going to get out?
Oh, jean.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
That's what he's going to do.
Yeah, because honestly, that sentence is not a long sentence.
What?
Yeah.
Two years?
Two years?
Go lock yourself in a bathroom for two and a half years.
But people have stayed with someone that's for longer years.
True.
I know, but saying that's not a long time?
Dude, what?
Well, it is this fool to say that he's going to get with a girl and that the guy's not going to come out?
I can make a whole family in two years.
It says two years.
Yeah, that's still.
So men a month.
For Greg to be like, I'm going to get what his girl and see what he's going to do about it.
In two years.
Okay.
What's going to happen?
He's still going to call.
He's going to call the house like in Baby Boy.
And I'm going to answer.
Jody.
See you're Jody.
Is that too Greg with my baby?
Granted, no time is like good time to send him.
For sure.
Understanding he did something to deserve that, boom.
You're going to go sit down for two years.
Yeah.
And then you're going to come out and beat Greg's ass.
And then go back in.
And then go back in.
Yeah, you're going back in.
Greg is like, ha ha.
Jocelyn, you're going back in.
More time with your girl.
I love the way they talk on the radio.
It's true.
Have you ever been with a girl?
Yes.
Whose dude is locked up.
Yes.
Okay, talk about that.
I literally, my homie was like, hey, did you know what her man did?
And I was like, he's in there for life.
What is he going to do?
Oh.
He's in there for life.
What is he going to do, bro?
That's different.
Life is different.
Yeah.
He's in there for life.
life versus being in there for two years.
It says two years plus knowing our system, it's probably going to be maybe two, three years.
Yeah.
Knowing our system right now?
Maybe sooner?
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah.
It depends on what his previous situation is.
But I mean, I do think that regardless, they don't really have ties besides them, like,
loving each other.
It's a big tie.
But they don't have kids where other families are like, okay, I got to do this for the kids.
I got to stay connected.
so the kids have a, like, a dad in their life.
Yeah.
This is more of like, hey.
Him and his girlfriend.
Yeah.
Him and his girlfriend.
She's too good to be true.
Yeah, she's too good for you.
So that's why she's going to want me.
She's not going to want you anymore.
Because you're such a cat.
She doesn't want, yeah, I'm better than to catching the guy in jail.
He got in a fight.
You've gotten in fights.
Yeah, I didn't go to jail for two years.
Yeah, because you didn't get caught.
Yeah.
But now he's in jail.
And now he can take his girl.
But you could, a dude could literally do the same thing.
Yeah.
Like this is not outside the scope of like what people can do if they're at a bar drinking.
Yeah, two plus years, well, that's a long time, dog.
No, the girl needs to hold them down.
Hold them down.
They need to serve that time together.
I mean, at the end of the day, that's not, nobody with you, dog.
That's only 24 months.
That's only 17,500 hours.
That's not that many.
I don't know.
Do y'all know the, what is it, like how much percentage of your sentence you got to do?
If you're in county, you get like double time and then...
Yeah, like, Tampocco, like, think about it.
It's not a federal crime, so he doesn't have to serve, like, you know, 80%.
Not that we're paralegals or anything.
Yeah, not that I know this type of information.
But you know the exact, like, for sure.
You understand it.
Yeah.
It's not far-fetched to think he might not do the full two years if that.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, we don't fully know.
Yeah, it's just what's up for, what's up for debate, I guess, within the court system.
When it comes to him, though, I think he's lying.
but part he's lying about wanting her to live her own life
you can't say you're toxic
and then say I want her to like be free
and she shouldn't have to do it which one
choose which one
but if you think about it right
he's going to have zero
like understanding fully of what
going on what she's doing
if that drives them this crazy
it is like he's probably already nuts
his time is going to go slow
he's toxic yeah I'm jealous
the thing about it
is that they're probably both going to cheat.
How is he going to cheat?
How is he going to cheat?
Not even like that.
You all have no experience.
That's not what I meant.
No, they got hella pen pals.
That's what I'm saying.
You don't upset that, yeah.
You guys are straight quichinos, I'm thinking.
So all the people inside, not trying to snitch on you right now.
No, no, no, not trying to sleep.
But, yeah, I got done dirty with someone that went to jail and had hell of pen pals and hell of girls visiting him.
They'll be like, hey, your girl got a few man?
You did?
Yeah.
They'll be like, you.
Oh, wait.
visitations come and they see their homies like girl coming like hey she got she got a friend
yeah oh not real yeah she have a sister or wife who you think my girl's fine or who up
they come together they come together to see you right right yeah yeah oh yeah the worst is the ones that are
calling you acting more like what are you doing are you there are the ones that are like calling someone
else after they hang up on you oh oh don't they got to everyone inside I'm talking from
guilty conscience.
I'm talking about it.
So I think what he does want her to like hold them down, but he doesn't want the guilt of like
you're doing the time with me.
Like he's having like a kind of a pity party right now.
It sounds like it.
Yeah.
It sounds like he's been to jail, right?
Obviously.
So what I think he's probably been through this before where he's like, chances are my
girl's not going to be faithful.
So he's just prepping his mental for it.
Thank God.
Which is good for you.
Good for him, bro.
Good for you.
I'll enjoy her for you.
Well, yeah.
Look, guys, if guys in the military get cheated on it,
and they're being out there, heroes,
imagine, you know, Thilo breaking bones.
Shadow-toler military men in a uniform, too.
Yeah, but our homie don't know Rawlings was telling us that.
When he was in Korea, he learned words in order to get paid for some different things from the locals.
Yeah.
That's very good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Was he the Navy?
Marines? No.
Navy.
I think he was in the Air Force.
Yeah, Air Force. Yeah, Air Force.
He said he learned all the words in order to ask
how much. How much?
Yeah, but the homie Selo can't
do that in there. He can't. No, but he
said he gave the military comparison.
He's been to jail multiple times.
Okay.
Seems like
career criminal.
No, Cupcared has a point.
I feel like when you
are a career criminal, you only point out the
big stand.
because you don't even take credit for like, yeah,
I did a little six months here and there.
I got homies like that.
When I've talked to lefty, he's like, yeah,
like four months or whatever.
That didn't count.
Yeah.
Like he's like,
he talks about the longer periods of time that he's done.
Pelican bait.
Yeah.
Career criminal, C.
He's going back to the bird cage.
He's doing two plus years after getting into a brawl,
a disgusting, malicious brawl at a local bar.
over spilled milk
We don't know what it was overheated
Yeah who knows what it was
More than likely it wasn't worth it
Right, Celia look at yourself, right now look at yourself
You're going back in buddy
Yep
All right and now you're worried because your girl
Is gonna be out here choosing
And one of the
One of the options is apparently Greg Cee
It is
It is 100%
And now you want to know
If she should wait
Or just be happy without you
We're trying to help you
Like I said
I don't know
Dude truthfully bro
Just do your time
And see it as if like
She's gone buddy
Yeah
He says hey I'm toxic
I'm violent
I'm
He didn't say that
But he showed it
He showed it
Yeah
He's toxic
I'm jealous
I'm jealous
All of this right
DV
But I think I should just let her go
You know and be healthy
Not the TV
She's not gonna want to say
Two years is
not that long. She said it's not. And I know that it's not a dispute anyone doing time.
No. Like for, again, for people, if he's been in there for four years, two years and probably
it was four years and maybe he really had, maybe you should ask him, maybe he really had six
years and he took some time, like it took time off his, I don't know, sentence. I just know
that happens. You get sentenced to a certain time and you don't necessarily do the full time
in some cases, right? Yeah, exactly. Good behavior. You know, what if he, he, he, he
works in the kitchen or doing laundry.
But not just good behavior, dog.
Good behavior, overcrowding.
Like, there's so many factors.
And then whoever the heck is the DA,
because now this new DA full of people,
like he doesn't know, like enhancements and stuff like that.
It's a whole thing.
Yeah, if it was Gasco and he'll be out already.
But, you know.
Bad.
Right.
I think it is that.
Or did.
Did they remove that fool?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
He was too really nilly.
Yeah.
He was too.
You're good, bro.
Not good.
You get out early.
This is the second time he's been in.
Yes.
That he's told us.
Get beat up one more time and then he's in there for life.
I don't know that.
I don't think that's how it works.
I don't think that's how it works.
No, I don't think that's how it works.
Because he's going to be on probation and stuff like that.
But it's for different things.
I think different things give you different strikes.
I do enough to know that I don't know enough.
So if you do, please let us know.
Yes, for a favor.
David.
David and Eastlos.
What's up, bro?
My boy.
Of course.
Hey, good morning.
Brown back.
Hey.
David, David, let me recap you real quick.
Our guy, Silo, he's about to do some time.
His lawyer told him probably two years plus for getting in a bar fight.
He already, 10 years ago, was locked up.
When he got out when he was 26, he's 36 now.
Previously, he did four years just for being maniaco.
That's what he said.
Doesn't say what.
Anyway, he has a girlfriend and is saying, like, you know what?
I feel like I'm too toxic to have her while I'm inside.
Should I tell her, like, let it go?
and she says she's down.
She says she's down to sit down with me.
What should I do?
What would you tell him, David?
First of all, this was crying for two little ballads.
You guys are right, eight years?
Exactly.
Oh, he's 36.
I'll sleep for like, I'll sleep for like a year.
For real.
And then work out for another one and then work out for another one, boom.
Come out on Sweezy's, you know what I mean?
All boom.
But anyway
I'll swear
Hey
Triper out
How
How
Especially if you've done
Tienpo already
Right
Anybody that's done time
You know
Hey you need somebody
Now
Put the emotional
On the emotional stuff
To the side
Right
You need somebody
It's gonna hold you down
For your books
You know what I'm saying
So
Hey
Hey
I was telling Humby
Right
I'm like fool
You
Listen all the homies
Know
Hey shout out to the homies
Have been busted
Right
You get, you get a, like a heavier, like a bigger, you know, like a bigger model.
And, and, uh, the little one's that, what's that?
You know, that hold it down.
Hey, because, look, you have a, you have a bad one, right?
You have a baddie?
Like, man, that's not going to do you no good.
You're just going to be stressed out.
And be hurt.
Gang, when you call, hey, look, the big girl is, you call, boom, she's going to be
gone, fool, because you're her little snack, right?
Hold on, David, before you keep going, are you speaking from experience?
Have you been inside before?
Are you just being theoretical?
Hey, I'm not going to talk about none.
I'm not going to talk about that.
We can't talk about that.
No, but I just need to know, are you being theoretical or you speak not like, like you have experience inside?
Facts, facts, facts.
Okay, yeah, got you.
I'm speaking facts.
Got it.
Got it.
Ask any of your deals.
Ask any of your deals have been busted.
They don't suck.
And, you know, look it, look it.
When you call your fine thing on a Friday night and she'll pick up, well, guess what's happening, fool?
She's a Greg C.
Yep, she's on me.
Hey, Greg C.
But you know what?
The thing is, is she's with a lotter like that.
Usually, usually the girls, you know, they like them thuggish, ruggish bones.
They're not going to like a square like, like, like Mr. C.
Oh, hell again, again, again.
And then their man's in jail again.
She don't have to like me.
And then their next man's in jail,
then their next man's in jail,
then their next man's in jail?
Yeah.
Just keep paying for her drinks,
keep paying for her drinks.
She's about to be Republican inside.
Lock them all up.
David.
But are you saying stay with her,
but also get another one on the side?
No, I'm not saying that.
I'm saying, look at,
if you're worried about her doing her thing,
she hasn't done it yet,
because look, you're worried,
especially if you got a bad one, right?
You're worried about being busted
and fool's trying to get her.
That thing is happening right now as we speak before you're busted, fool?
Yeah.
You know, so what's the difference?
If she's going to hold you down?
She's going to hold you down.
She's going to do her tuggedilo.
She's going to do it whether you're busted or not, right?
So me, I would just stick it out and, hey, she's doing her thing as long as you don't know about it.
What?
Just like when you're doing it, just like when you hang up on her and you make that other call to that other girl, right?
This is trust of me.
Yeah.
And then you guys go back, hey, hey, who was, hey, who was that you, who was that you
visited you earlier?
Oh, that was your wife?
Chiron got a prima cousin?
Oh, gosh.
David, not you, David, not you.
Oh, no, no.
I'm saying, like, if she don't answer on the Friday night.
Oh, Calais.
Thank you, David.
Thank you for your opinion and your experience.
Y'all, we got two inmates that are calling people that are, so we got to get to them
quick, all right?
First of all right.
Hey, Jorge at Corona Penitentiary.
Don't go anywhere.
Let's go to Ernie in Chino right now.
Ernie.
What's up, Ernie?
Ernie, what's up, bro?
Hey, good morning, bomb.
Good morning.
Hey, Ernie, you're in Chino?
Yes, ma.
Or you're from Chino.
No, I'm in Chino.
All right, let me...
I'm going to say to Norah.
From Norah.
All right, Ernie, let me talk to you real quick because our guy, Silo, he's about to do a couple
years over a bar fight that he had,
and he's wondering, should he...
he keep his girl locked down with him while he's during time.
Are you running a mile right now?
What are you doing?
He's probably hiding his phone, Stoge.
Hiding his phone.
Duh.
Under a pillow or something.
Ernie.
He's breathing.
This call and your telephone number will be monitored and recorded.
Yeah.
Ernie, talk to us, bro.
What would you tell him?
Well, he needs to let her go.
Let her go.
Because you have no sense and who do you time with him.
Yep.
Gotta let her go.
Got a let her go?
That's what it's like for love ones?
Yeah, got to let her go.
What about, what about how David said money on your books?
What was that?
Yeah, what about, like David said,
getting money on your books?
It's probably worth it.
Yeah, but you don't want to use it for that.
If you really liked her, you know what I mean?
Just let her go.
Let her go.
Let her go.
Let her.
Let's just, I'm going to say, there's only, like, I'm going to say,
there's only, like, 5% of women that are big men and prison.
They're two to the game.
Only 5%.
And they come on the weekend.
They put money on their books.
Then they send you packages.
But they're doing this thing on the side too.
Wow.
Yeah.
Bernie, why are you locked up?
I've been down a really, I'm on my last stretch of a 33 years sentence.
33 years.
Wow.
Wow.
I got convicted in 1994 of participating in a robbery.
You're somebody who asked his wife.
Oh.
Wow.
I was 30 years old.
Ernie, you have a lot.
You, are you?
Oh, it's a shooter.
Wow.
Ernie.
He was at the shooter.
Don't say too much now.
No, but he participated.
Yeah, yeah, he was there.
And at that time, you get a jail sentence.
You get a jail sentence.
Yeah.
Hey, Ernie.
Hey, bro.
I know, I know a lot's happening.
You're at the end of your 33-year stretch, bro.
I wish you the best of luck.
Hey, but look, I love you guys.
You guys are cool.
You guys keep real.
I love brown bag.
Can't wait to build
to one of the shows
when I get out there.
But you guys just keep it real
and I love all you guys.
Let's go.
Hey, how do you listen to us in there?
Real quick, before you did,
how do you listen to us in there?
I got a radio.
Let's go.
Doing time, bro.
Big up, Bernie, man.
He's like, I have one of those things
that they invented 1800.
It's the way.
That's straight from the source right there.
Yeah.
He's probably seen so many people come in, have girls and things like that, and then it hurt them, and then them have 7,000 pen pales.
But he has a different perspective because he's done such a long bit.
This is a shorter bit, so I think it's a little different.
Let's go to Jorge at Corona Penitentiary.
Jorge.
Jorge.
Yeah.
Good morning.
Jorge.
Let me recap you real quick, bro.
So we got our guy, Seelow.
He's about to do two years and some changes.
His attorney told him for being in a bar fight.
He's wondering if he should keep his girl with him,
like be with his girl during that time.
He may need the support, but he also knows he's jealous.
He is very over, like, he's possessive of her.
And it will mess with his mental and her mental.
He's saying, like, you know what?
She's too good for me, man.
Should I just let her go while I do time while I go sit down?
Or should I keep her writing for me?
What would you say?
Keep her.
Keep her.
Like, you ain't going to lose her.
You might lose your turn, but you ain't going to lose her.
That's what I'm saying.
Hey, hurry up.
Way better reception over there.
Like, the homies were saying, like, I don't know, Arnie's in a stretch.
I'm doing 36 with 80.
I'm about to get out.
That's 36 months with 80%.
Wait, 36 months with 80%.
See, I told you, you do like a percentage of it.
Oh, okay.
No, 36 months.
That's so three years.
What does that mean?
Yeah.
That's, I'm on a lot of.
It's your 28 months.
Yeah, 80% of 36 months.
Okay, but why are you saying that's federal?
Isn't federal 80%?
It's not federal?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Federal, no.
The 80% is if you have a strike or something like that on your case.
If you've got a violent crime, you go to 80.
Why do you get 80% or like, like, what's all that stuff?
Residential.
Residential burglaries.
Oh, got it.
So he has two years and some change.
Yeah.
So, exactly kind of like the same.
Like Homer was saying he could, he could do that shit on the.
Toil, my bad.
Can do it on the toilet.
You can do it on the toilet.
And where's your girl out right now?
I don't have a girl this term.
This is my third term, though.
Oh, my God.
But he had some throughout the years, right?
Throughout your bids, you had a girl.
Like my last term, my last term, my girl, like, I got out on bail.
That's what I met her.
And I was fighting my case for, like, 10 months.
And we ended up, she ended up staying on the team.
I got with her.
We got married and all that.
We had a family, but we're getting divorced now, but we lasted like 15 years.
Oh, wow.
Okay. That's a wild.
There we go.
Yeah, but, you know, like I was saying, like, he should just keep it.
Like, he needs the packages.
Oh, my God.
He gets lonely, you are?
But just user.
It's like, it's survivable.
No, no, not user.
Not user.
I'm not saying that.
Utilize.
Hey, the girls are going to go have fun.
You know, girls just want to have fun.
You know what I mean?
They're going to go out to clubs.
Like the homie was saying earlier
They get hit on every day
Leti
You guys know
You guys get hit on every day
Don't put that on me
Oh boy you both
Both of you guys know
You guys get hit on every day
Where everyone you guys go
Yeah
So
I mean he's gonna
He's not worried about regardless
Like
But if she's gonna stay on the team
And she's saying
She's gonna stay on the team
Believe her
Like
Yeah like at least give her a chance
To do it
Like the government
No, giving you a chance.
Give her a chance, bro.
It's like two years.
Two years ain't really much.
Hey, Jorge.
That's a lot.
I'm saying, Jorge.
And when you're out, you're going to do better, right?
Yeah.
You know what I?
That's the only time will say.
Two years is nothing.
A long time, dog.
Let me tell them something, though.
Let me say something.
Don't call it on Friday and Saturday night.
Everybody keeps saying.
I don't know it all on the weekend.
Yeah.
It's going to end of it.
yourself because you're inside.
Yeah.
You're going to slide against the wall.
So your girl's only Monday to Thursday.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, go ahead, do your things in that week.
But just long as I don't know when I get out and don't fuck with them, don't mess with
them.
Don't mess with none of the homies.
We're okay.
Like, don't let me find out, though.
All right.
Don't let me find out, though.
Guess what she was doing.
All right.
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Thank you for that, Jorge.
I hope that you do your time and then you come out and don't do any more.
Residential.
That's crazy.
Residential nothing.
I'll keep the house work for you.
Yeah, we gotta go.
Okay, so we're talking to, let me just, we're talking to our homie Silo.
Ciloh has gone inside before.
Yeah.
He did about a good, a good bid, right?
He did four years.
Four years.
Ten years ago.
So he got out when he was 26, changed his ways.
He's 36 now.
He's been good for those past 10 years, which is good.
Which is good.
He was a prior on probation during that time.
So that looks like, it's really good that he kind of changed his ways, right?
Yeah.
But he recently got into.
a bar fight that landed him
in trouble with the law. And now he's facing
two years plus and he's
wondering if he should have his girl.
That's been with him for a couple years already
too. She's been holding him down.
If he should break up with her so that he could do
his time alone, figure it out, take that
seat until he comes back. Or if
she should write it out with him like she's saying
like I can do it. I can do it. I got you.
We got a couple.
Andrea and her husband who's on three-way
from jail. Holding it down.
Holding it down.
Andrea, good morning.
Loyalty, loy itty, loy itty.
Good morning.
Hello.
Hey, Andrea's man.
Good morning.
Hello.
Good morning.
Good morning.
All right, you guys heard the story.
What do you guys think about it?
How much time is all about doing?
Two.
Two years and some change.
Two years is nothing.
That's what I'm saying.
How many times you've been to jail, bro?
How many times you've been to jail?
Look, I just got 14 years right now, right?
I've been up for nine months.
And I had to hit my head, too.
I was going to leave my wife.
But then I was like, nah, that's good back support.
I need her, you know?
Yeah.
And you just got to trust it.
You got to trust her, you know?
Yeah.
But if you have skeletons in your closet, if you have skeleton in your closet,
she's going to end up biting your ass.
Is this your first bid, bro?
Yeah.
And there's a lot of people like that right here, too.
They'd be cutting their wives arguing for the same reason
because when they were out there,
they were just out and about.
I guess, April, I appreciate.
I appreciate you calling in and talking to us.
But Andrea, how about you?
Because I know that's tough too on this other side
that clearly you're holding him down and you're outside.
But at the same time, you are dealing with
if he feels a certain way inside.
Like if your man's calling you, just like how he said,
other men are calling their wives
and maybe they're accusing them of something
or they're like just trying to extra press them
to make sure that they're good.
And then like you're outside.
Like, look, you have him on three way right now.
You guys probably do a morning call.
All of that.
like I guess talk to me, Andrea, about that part of it.
Well, he doesn't do that.
He knows that when he calls either at work or at home, I got four kids,
I don't got time to play around.
I'm trying to, like, grow as a person.
I was going to school, CNA school.
I just finished a couple of months ago.
I'm waiting to get my certification.
I was just taking a little bit longer than usual.
And then I'm going to just keep going to school.
So he doesn't bother me like that, you know.
That's just, I think we both.
are in the same page where we agree that
that's just little boy activity. Like he said,
if you're a guilty conscience,
then isn't going to mess with you.
Yeah.
If you're good, then you're good.
Andrea, does he call you on Friday
and Saturday night? And do you pick up?
Yeah, he calls me every night.
Okay.
All right. Okay.
All right. The real one, Andrea.
Hey, Andrea's man. I don't know your name. You're just
Andrea's man right now, okay?
Andrea's man.
Is it tough for you looking ahead? Because 14 years
a long time, bro, you're about to hit, like, the one-year mark.
But how's it been?
Yeah.
Now, it's easy.
You know, it's passing by.
It's pretty quick.
Just yesterday.
Hey, I'm going to start getting my family visits, so we're going to be good after that, you know?
Okay.
That's the most positive in-man.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, you've said positive, yeah.
Then what led you to think, like, hey, I got to divorce my wife before you were about to get
lucked up because you thought about it, bro?
Yeah, because they're like, yeah.
It's crazy out there.
Man, it's crazy out there.
You didn't like that.
I know.
You were a part of that guy on this.
Yeah, 13 more years of this.
You made it crazy, bro.
You made it crazy.
Hey, Andrea, Andrea, it's been, Andrea, right?
It's been nine months.
Do you ever feel like you're doing time with him?
Yeah, it gets stressful.
As the partner out here, you're like, damn, like,
you're like counting the time as he's counting the time.
Yeah.
So you get like, damn.
Faulted tantos.
You know,
I've passed
Tanto.
But the good thing
is that like
14 years
sounds bad
but once you get
to prison,
that time comes down.
That's what,
you know,
you gotta understand
like that time comes down.
So if you got,
so if he got like
three years of change
and he's not violent,
he probably do like a year.
Yeah.
Really?
It goes down that much?
Yeah.
Yeah, but he's violent.
Yeah.
He's about a two yearful.
He's violent.
But that's usually
what happens
when couples,
you know,
when somebody goes to jail,
they're both doing time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Andres, man.
Yeah,
That's what it is.
Yeah.
And you're not like the, like the guys that the guys were talking about that ask the other homies, do their girl got a friend or like, can I get another pen pie?
You're not doing that.
No, no, but you see that and hear that all day right here.
I bet.
All right.
All right.
So lastly, I guess as a couple, what would you guys tell Seilo and his girl?
They're right it out.
Keep her.
Keeper?
Yeah, keep her.
Write it out.
Let's go.
If it's meant to be, she's going to stay right there, you know?
Mm-hmm, that's.
And Andrea's man, in 14 years or less, when you get out,
you're not going to do the same things that got you inside, right?
Nah, I'm going to see out.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
He's retired.
All my faith and love to both of you, okay?
I appreciate you guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Andrea, thank you so much for calling up, baby girl.
Wow.
I told my girl to move on when I was at the DMV for four hours.
Just go on without me
To other kids I love it
I don't want to keep putting you through this
Two years
It's so dumb
It's a long time
I've been here for a long time in this
Federal building
Honestly
I'm doing fad time right now
At the DMV
I think
What are you in here for?
An address change
I got on Nicki man
She would write it out
She would write out the DMV with you.
She would do all kinds of tempo for me.
You know you could do that online, by the way.
Hey, I'm in traffic.
I'm going to be there in three hours.
Move on without me.
Can't keep putting you through this.
I'm on the five freeway.
There's an accident.
Hey, the fire is.
Five is.
Hey, when I come out, hey, put money on my book.
Asi.
Hey, mommy.
Mommy.
Nikki, I can't wait until the Nikki Kanzi.
I know.
Go ahead and Uber eats me something to the five free way.
I'm off from Indiana Street.
Hey, if I'm doing time for two years, though, I go do you, boo.
I don't want to have it in my head.
I feel it.
It's a long time.
Nah, you got to write it out with me.
I mean, she has to write it out with me.
My mother-in-law said
This is what she said
This is my mother-in-law
She said,
Chalice, been there, done that,
let her go
and when you come out
if she's available
then maybe then
don't be selfish
Let her go
She's see
But we know
You guys are selfish
It's only 14 years
She said 80%
He's smiling
Oh hell no
It's only a little
14 years
They gotta call it
Oh no
We're not talking about
Andrea's man
Yeah we're not doing that
He's very positive
But I'm saying
If she could do it
He's not partaking in the stuff that all the other fools are, okay?
15 years.
But if Andrea could do it, so can anybody else.
House mortgages are 30 years.
Yeah.
That's a long time.
Just a, portense bien, if you're inside, too.
Because a lot of times you're in there and you're whaling just as much as you think we're whiling outside.
Imagine.
Stay off the prune.
Yeah.
And go.
Dan Luisito.
You saw Luisito.
Picture him in your brain.
My little baby.
You saw him yesterday.
Luisito.
I'm gonna send you another right pair
I'm gonna send you a drawing
No
I'm gonna send you a
What do you want me
I'm gonna send you a Tweety bird
I'm gonna send you a Tweety
Shut up because my son has that
My son David
I'm gonna send you a wheel out right now
I'm gonna send you a Bugs Bunny
Dujo
Stop it bro
It was Dora and Tigger
and Tweety
Yeah
All right well
brought back my trauma motor
a little bit of visual.
Oh, man.
Shout-out.
I saw the homie's doing time, man.
And all the home girls
doing time with him, man.
I know it's tough on the end.
All the in between her,
homie, too.
Choose your fighter.
Is that time?
We have tickets to Natsoak City.
Not Soap City.
We're back.
But you got to call up.
Splash.
And we're going to do our timing game.
Who just said Splash?
Me.
Not Sook City.
Theme park.
Yes.
For the kids.
Four tickets.
Let's get wet.
I've never been.
I want to go so bad.
How come down that?
Really?
Yeah, I don't want to go so bad.
You guys are talking, everyone's talking at the same time.
What?
All right.
You're not good cheer.
All right.
Let's go to call.
Diego.
Diego.
Diego.
Diego.
Hey, dear.
Hey, Diego.
Good morning.
Hey, bro.
How are you this morning?
Doing great.
I'm doing great.
You're doing great.
You're doing fine.
Staying out of trouble?
I hope so.
I hope so.
I hope so.
I think he was asking.
Vick is.
All right, look, bro, I need you to
Choose your fighter
For these not very fun tickets
Sok City, not Sok City tickets
Who is it?
I gotta go my boy, Rosecrans
Let's go!
You guys see that?
First round pick again.
First round pick.
I don't know if you guys notice this
But the first round is always the hardest, so...
I like it hard.
Hey, yo.
Hey, yo.
He said it.
What?
Like my own.
Like my own.
Hey, yo.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
What?
He took four ribs out.
To a complex.
That's too far.
Vic Menson.
Vic Mention.
Vic, you're playing for Diego and West Covina, brother.
All right.
Focus, focus, focus.
Since your first, I'm going to let you choose.
Do you want to do the 10 seconds where you have to name five things?
Or do you want to do the five seconds where you have to name three things?
Oh, oh, oh.
What?
Short and sweet.
Five?
Yeah.
Five seconds.
All right, bro.
yesterday we talked about
peanuts characters
we did
you did not get them all
I went home and did not research them
why didn't you
because I was like
I was like
dude who the hell knows those characters
people that like to go to not so sick
I know and I need to go more often
that's why I want to go
all right well let me tell you
in one of the peanuts characters
her name is Lucy
Lucy
Lucy
so in five seconds that you
Chos.
Yeah.
Name me three other famous Lucy's go.
Lucille Ball.
Lucy Goosey.
Lucy.
Lucy.
Ah!
I don't know.
Hey, that's hard.
Lucy Lou.
Lucy Lou.
Lucy Lou.
Oh, Lucy Lou?
How could I forget her?
Lucy Goosey.
Lucy, you wouldn't know her.
But she's famous.
Let me tell you.
I'm taking it.
She's around the L.A.
some worse.
By a hoop.
She's from L.
L.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We know.
What?
So I got two out of three.
It is Silk City.
Yeah, and then you just went weird with it.
But you almost, almost.
Sorry to my guy, Diego.
Sorry, Diego.
You got one of three, bro.
All right.
No, that was two.
Jessica.
Jessica.
Jessica.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Jessica from the city of Watts.
What's up?
Jessica, I need you to.
Choose your fighter.
Who do you choose to play for you?
Concrete.
Concrete.
What?
Concrete.
Do you have a little powwow with her?
What city are you from where?
Wads.
From the city of Watts.
Let's get it.
All right, you're really far from any theme parks.
Let's get you there.
Let's get you there.
All right, I got the 10 second timer up, brother, okay?
Oh, that's a long time.
It's not sook city tickets.
We are giving away.
It's a water park, okay?
Yes, I know.
In 10 seconds, I need you to name me five types of bodies of water.
Five types.
of bodies of water go river lakes puddles oceans streams yeah what else lake
keep going she said five already hit five no wait streams streams is a body of water
no that's a river stream a puddle a lake a river and a ocean don't a river is a stream Ramona came up
with these and she has the answer okay yeah the stream is the river it's the same thing a stream
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
Then why is it's just two different words?
It's a synonym.
A stream is, consider a body of water.
Let's go.
Wow.
Congratulations.
Asking a stream is a river.
How about that?
No, streams could be various sizes.
Yeah, he did river.
He did lake.
He did ocean.
He did puddle.
You're going to Soak City.
Let's get Soki.
He did all the ones that were on Ramona's sheet.
Puddle team.
Huh.
Interesting.
Who would even know a puddle?
Who would even know a puddle?
body of water.
I don't know.
Romana sent in a photo.
Real suss right there.
Congratulations, Jessica.
That's the Valley Alliance right there.
They're hugging.
I'm not a part of this Valley Alliance.
I know.
I think they carpooled.
They probably did.
All right.
That's a song fit alliance for sure.
All right.
So you guys get mad at me,
but not concrete.
Yeah, get mad at him now.
No, I am.
This was a little bit.
You're going to Sok City.
I don't know how it's rigged.
I didn't like the puddle one.
It's not rigged.
Yeah.
I don't even know the questions.
Guys.
He named him bat too
Yeah
I'm very confident
Look at Ramona
Yeah I'm on to you guys
Yeah
There's smiling
The mom is suspicious
Well Jessica
You are going to
Not Sok City
Jessica you are going
To Not Sok City
And Concrete and Ramona
You guys are going to HR
The Mexicans are mad
Yes I am mad
And I am half salvi
This is a conspiracy
What are you
Cata de Nopal
I get it
No Piaez
Oh, man.
All right.
Agi.
Agi and North...
Where's North L.A.?
Agi, where's North L.A.?
Like Northeast?
It says
Augie and North L.A.
bro.
You got to explain that to me, brother.
Northeast L.A.
Oh, Nela.
Nela.
Yes.
Sorry, Womberto is also from Watts.
Yeah.
Like our girl, Jessica.
And maybe you just thought there was North L.A.
It is rigged.
It is a conspiracy.
Right?
Yeah, I just picked an election.
This is not rigged.
It's all the way messed up.
So should we give...
We didn't even get a shot.
We didn't even get a shot.
So should we give you a shot?
Yeah, let's go.
All right.
Shoot your shot.
All right.
Who are you choosing to play for you?
I'm going to go with Greg.
Greg.
All right.
See him on, Craig.
All right, Greg.
Yes.
How do you fit?
You want to talk to it to our guy?
Let me lock in.
Yeah.
He is on the whole conspiracy that it is great.
Yeah.
I'm going to lock it.
Lock it.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to put 10 seconds.
10 seconds or 5 seconds, bro?
10 seconds.
10 seconds on the board.
In 10 seconds.
I need you to name me five types.
Okay, because let's go back to peanuts.
You know like peanuts.
I'm allergic.
Five types, which are not so excited peanuts, Snoopy.
Yeah.
Five types of nuts go.
Almond, walnuts, butter, pecan.
Butter, pecans, a ice cream.
Peanuts.
What?
Come on, you got three, so far.
No, butterpacons is an ice cream flavor.
Butter cream flavor.
Butter cream is not a...
I'm allergic to this is pecan.
That's...
Cash shoes.
He was helping him, too.
Yeah, I'm allergic to nuts, so I'm not going to know about nuts.
I wanted you to win.
I wanted you to win.
You should say, my nuts, Maximol's nuts, Vicks nuts.
Yeah, that's what I would have done.
Mine are the biggest nuts.
They're macadamians.
The hummus got the walnuts.
All right, well, cashews.
Macadamians.
Yeah, next time don't choose ice cream flavors, please.
I don't know.
I'm allergic to butter pecans walking around.
I don't know about nuts.
There's pecans.
There's not butter pecans.
Cachos, oh, I would have got that.
I don't know anything about nuts.
All right.
Cachios are like, those are the runt of the, like, nobody wants them in anywhere.
What?
Cachios.
I like them.
Let's go to.
Fire.
Indira in Canoga Park.
I hope that's correct way to say your name.
Indira.
Hi, good morning.
Good morning.
Let me know who you are choosing.
Choose your fighter.
Angie.
Oh, how they're already mad.
You're going to win.
Okay.
Just give me the tickets already.
Conspiracy.
You guys are so annoying.
Oh, did you come up with your answers?
With your questions?
Name five sodas.
How did you know?
You guys can come up with the ad.
I don't mind.
No, I don't mind you guys coming up with it because I'm tired of y'all.
Look at that.
Look at that.
No, you guys are annoying.
All right, I got one.
Okay.
Five seconds or ten seconds?
Ten seconds.
All right, Angie.
Name five brands of water.
Kroger.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Kroger, Akofina, Freeti water, smart water.
Even there's the...
The faucet water.
No, faucet water?
No.
No, it's not a brand.
Oh, he said,
Fred.
No.
We defeated Angie.
It's called L.A.
County Water.
I'm not mad.
Hey, you did a great job.
That was easy.
And I want to tell you,
if I would have said that,
they would have been like,
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know.
I know.
We defeated Angie, everybody.
Let's clap back.
She lost yesterday, too,
to my question.
Yeah, oh,
and I feel bad.
I got one-in-one yesterday.
Damn, two in a row.
Yeah, but Fossit Waters are a friend.
You've lost twice yesterday and today.
I don't count those.
I don't count the dubs.
I'm the only one that's gotten tickets today.
Well, let's go to Flaca in El Serino.
This is our last one.
Flaca.
Flaka.
Flaka.
Hello.
This is Rosa.
Oh, Rosa.
No, so I flaca.
Please do not.
Literally, it says flat.
Give her the tickets.
Literally, it says that.
It says that on the call sheet.
Hey, Umberto.
How about to be coming in here?
That's messed up.
Umberto.
All right.
What's up, Brombe.
Rosa,
Hi, Rosa.
Rosa, baby girl,
we have these
not-sox city
tickets on the line.
I need you to choose
your fighter.
Choose your fighter.
To beat up
El-O Maximo.
Let's all.
What's up?
Why did you do that?
You called her flaca.
Pardoname.
I'm sorry.
Don't need to do that.
No, don't be telling you
know when you got on there.
All right.
In Spanish, too.
Baby girl, you choose maximum.
Yeah.
Let's go.
We got this.
All right,
Doug in the chat.
Five seconds, brother man.
All right.
In five seconds.
You know, it's called Not Sok City.
Okay.
In five seconds, name me three things that get soaked.
Okay.
Go.
My girl, a sponge, a towel.
Yeah, I don't want to clap for that.
Why?
Y'all would have all answered the same way.
Rosa, you're going to a Not Sok City.
All right.
Congratulations.
He just called Jordan Dry.
You got to do something about that.
He didn't.
What do you mean?
No, no, no.
Got to change the sheets every day.
Oh, God.
You just doubled up his grossness and added on top of it.
Oh, yeah.
Unnecessary.
Okay, me cargé in the church.
And then you have concrete.
Me ches five pesos, that's right.
We had to change your seats, babe.
Chinos.
Poor Jordan.
That was just a joke.
Just don't get mad when I go home, please.
Yeah.
Don't call me cringe.
Don't say I gave me the egg.
I respect us.
That's great.
No, you don't.
I love you, Jordan.
Because he rega-so of me at home and I do it here.
Maximo, why do you do this?
That's all you're doing.
His only pieces.
I'll try to defend her and I went too hard.
Because he said his girl's dry?
No, he said that.
But he said everything.
I didn't.
I didn't.
So I had to defend her honor.
And then I went too far.
I went too far.
I went too far.
Gross.
Hey!
Am Sambra Sala with Angie.
All right, you guys.
Settle down, okay?
I know everyone is thirsty for Huda.
I'm a mommy.
I don't know about everyone.
Yuck.
Well, Greg is a lot.
Do not disrespect Huda like that.
Only Greg.
And yuck her.
Who?
Who?
I don't even know who that.
Oh, no.
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
She's a mommy.
See, that's what she is.
I can find her in the valley.
Okay, this is that's about to be
That's a whole other conversation
I know a lot of homegirls look like
Hootah
You know what tricks me out when like
When Greg Lussel
We're like oh my gosh
She's so bad
She's so thick
She's so that
I was like oh yeah
She is beautiful girl
She is
Beautiful girl
How can you ever introduce me
To meet your friends
Because I don't want to
Greg, you're you
So I would treat her so good
But anyways
Well now you cannot
Because she has a new man
She is booed up you guys
His name is actually Louis Russell, and he's not just anyone, okay?
He's actually been on different reality shows like Too Hot to Handle, Love Island,
and he's currently right now in a show called Perfect Match.
What?
So he's looking for love on a show?
Yes, but he's dating Huda.
He's dating Huda, yes.
And for those that aren't hip to the Love Island drama, it's clearly a viral thing, especially this year.
Been going on for many seasons, starting the UK, now it's the U.S. version, Huda was on it,
And she left having broken up with her man.
Like she didn't leave with love, right?
No, she left single.
Because she left single, everyone's like, oh my gosh.
Like I want her.
Yeah, she's open.
Well, not anymore.
Well, not anymore.
Okay, she actually made it official this past weekend holding hands with Lewis at the red carpet for like a premiere of a TV show, right?
Wow.
So now they're official, but everyone's thinking she's looking bad out here because they're thinking this fool is a cloud chaser.
and it's only with her just for the likes for her followers because who she is.
And she falls for her.
I feel like she's like a serial monogamous because she didn't even know how to do Love Island
Right.
Like she didn't know how to date and like speak to people.
Like she would just find a guy she liked that.
She's like, all right.
We're locking in.
Yeah.
We're locked in.
How do you do Love Island right?
Yeah.
No, literally the point of the game is you're supposed to get to know as many people and see
if there's a connection.
Okay, this connection is stronger than that one.
Yes, girl.
She met.
Get it great.
She met the dude Jeremiah and was like, I like this guy.
All right, we're together now.
Duh.
You not know how to do Love Island, right?
I get you because didn't the U.S. vote for her to split up or get with someone else?
Yeah.
They vote.
Like, the audience can vote you to be like, no, you're going to try out with this guy.
Exactly.
You're too monogamous with one.
Greg, invite Vic to play baseball, please.
I think it's time.
I would love to.
I like to.
He doesn't want to get dominated on the feet.
No, we don't want to talk about Love Island on the field.
That's what we don't want to do.
You've talked about Love Island because you know who who to is.
Yes.
Have you seen all the girls on that show?
That's what we're talking about.
Oh my God, is love is in this there and love is matter and this is what they do is.
I'm what you mean.
You just don't understand.
It's complex.
It's the whole drama, huh?
It's complex, man.
It's the whole thing.
You just, you're just the dumb jock.
You just think with the other head.
Biggest thing you with his heart right now.
So how about that?
Yeah.
When it comes to Huda, though, I guess I'm wondering, would it be that he just likes her because she's popping?
Or could he be like Greg and just isn't lower her and just wants to be where her?
Like, what's the difference between someone that's clout chasing, especially now that she's so popping?
Yeah.
And someone that likes her for her.
Okay.
So I was looking more into it, right?
And so apparently some of his quote unquote best friends from like previous shows unfollowed him as soon as they saw that he was dating Huda.
And they've been calling him like a serial cloud chaser
Oh so they know that he's like that
Apparently
And then wait wait wait wait wait wait there's more okay
So then I started digging more
And I went to his profile
And a lot of the comments were going in on him calling him again
Cloud Chasing
Saying like you're only with her because of who she is
For her likes because she's really popular
And he actually replied back
But I'm seeing some comments
He ain't ever gonna find love
He's just doing all the reality shows
He's a Netflix theme
There's only one thing I can say to that
You got that right.
I'm collecting these shows like Pokemon.
That's Central C.
I'm pretty sure.
He's just going to put it for the crowd.
Put my lucky tech on.
That's crazy.
He's in the same world.
He's in the same world.
Like the reality show world.
That just truce me out that they have the same fools and girls.
Like, Lokey gives me no hope that you're going to make it to Love Island, right?
Because it looks like they already have it.
sense don't like this crop of kids or
they're the ones that
get on these shows. So yeah a big
reason why people are calling him a cloud chasers because
like yeah he was best friends with another guy
that was on the previous season of Love Island
season six and his
girl was also like a Middle Eastern
girl her name is Leah.
So they're he's trying to like accusing him
of trying to recreate that couple
with Huda. Yeah. Jordan we want our
friend back please.
Bro! We want our friend back. It makes sense, bro.
Football season started. He's a
total copycat.
You know what I'm saying?
Let him talk.
And after all that.
I wonder how that guy is feeling and his girlfriend that he's with.
They unfollowed them because they were like, dude, this guy's like, I mean, imagine
it was like somebody just try to like recreate.
Well, imagine you see Greg walking and his girl looks like your girl.
That's what I'm saying.
It would be like, bro.
A girl from the OC, blind, half Irish.
Yeah, it would be like, what's going on?
Why are you trying to be me, duh?
Yeah, man.
Just because we're on the same show?
Yeah.
I'm Miss Vick.
I miss big.
I miss big.
And Starbucks getting into a drink.
Let him come.
I miss him.
I miss him.
Big.
Pumpkin spices coming back.
Letty.
The PSLs?
Yes.
Oh my God.
Pumpkin spice latte.
Let's go.
Listen, I like that if we talk about Love Island or anything like that, we can count
on Vic.
Yeah.
So thank you, Vince.
Thank you, Jordan, for making him this.
And also, I would, I appreciate it on behalf if I was a dude that he learned so much
so it doesn't look like he's got.
at Houda and all the other girls.
It actually looks like he's paying attention to the show.
Y'all should get hip.
These are complicated storylines.
Yeah, you have to really lock it in to understand.
You know what I'm saying?
He's not looking at the bikinis and them jumping around.
And then whatever Huda did to that guy in that little circle.
What did she do?
Hold on.
What did she do?
Yeah.
No.
She did something she shouldn't have.
She should not have.
She was not being a girl's girl.
No, no, no.
For real.
She was licking that popsicles.
You're going to start with this story.
Yeah.
Okay.
You can't get to that unless you get like.
Exactly.
Well, she does that thing with her legs?
Oh my God.
What?
Jesus.
She's a dancer.
Wow.
So you've been watching.
For that.
Not only.
Greg posted on his threads yesterday.
I want to be in love.
Yeah, with her.
No, he just said, I want to be in love.
Yeah.
Like someone with her.
So let's not talk like you don't want to be
cuddling on the couch, wearing matching pajamas,
talking about love either.
I swear to God, Greg.
I will not lose two friends in the same way.
My different type of love is different.
My different type of love is different.
If Hutto would be like, bark for me, I'd be like, all right, bark.
Concrete, I'm so happy here here.
He's into, like, humiliation.
I just watch it.
I eat tacos and watch faces of death.
Why do you not?
What do you do with your girl?
Don't lie.
What?
Just talk about it.
Like, love?
Y'all cut up too.
Oh, my.
You guys do each other's pedicure, right?
No, no.
She does my facial.
Yep.
See, there you go.
And not that kind.
Not that.
I'm gawking at her.
I'm not worried about another man dating.
Yeah.
We watch faces of death together.
Yeah.
That's right.
That's right.
That's a lie because the one that loves a chiseme the most is concrete.
Concrete.
Concrete.
You get the end?
He just watches it in Spanish.
Yeah.
He's me in Spanish.
You should really watch it.
All right.
Thank you, Aene.
All right.
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Big, what's going down, girl?
What's the deal with you?
What's the word?
I totally know the future of rap music, you guys.
And I'm going to tell you what it is, but only if you tune into Word on Rosecrans neck.
What's the word?
Connected like I'm Rosecrans.
Roastcrans.
Word on Rosecrans.
The word is the future of rap is regional, you guys.
What does that mean?
That means?
The future of rap.
is Mexican regional?
Musica,
Rational.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
So that means that the music is going to sound like the city that's being produced
from.
So we saw that happen recently with this guy.
His name was Kendrick.
You guys remember when you dropped this?
With this guy.
Reincarnated.
I was Stargazing.
Life goes on.
Honey and all my babies.
Boca.
Look up.
Looking for the Bocle.
High key.
Keep a horn on me.
That come I see.
I pee.
On the shit.
The blueprint is by me.
As we know.
You know, that way
crazy.
Everybody was like, wow, it sounds West Coast.
You know what I'm saying?
Very influenced by like the city that it was produced in, right?
Yeah.
Even YG more recently, he dropped lovers or friends.
Teacher.
Yes.
Wasn't it produced, Giannix produced in New York?
Uh, some parts.
That's a West Coast sound.
The influence by where he's from.
Okay.
We like ours.
Yes.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
I agree.
And even more recently with YG, he dropped lovers or friends, which sounds like some
DJ quick classics.
Are we lovers
Or are we fans
Please don't make me have to ask a game
Play pretend
So basically
L.A. is sounding like L.A. again.
Yeah.
Travis Scott also dropped a new album
Jack Boys 2
And he had songs on there
The Sounded Barry H-Town
Where he's from
And it's to the point
where Travis is even rapping
About stereos and Chevys
Which he's never done before.
Listen to this.
Packed it like a Chevy
Cause I'm 10
Bustin-Stane swapping
Stereyswap and stereo
Yos I oblige bumping Mary
Like when is he ever
Talked about Chevys and
Stereos and stuff like that
You know never
But it was like very H-town influence
He even dropped it on July 13th
Okay
Which is 713
Yeah
Which is like 713
That's their area code
So he intentionally
Yeah he intentionally did that
If that West Coast is coming back
It's my time to shine baby
Oh
You album coming out
Let's get it
On the Travis
Got one? I can hear like the foe foes on tipping, wood grain, I'm gripping.
I can't hear that.
The one that he just played?
Yeah.
I can't hear it.
No, you don't hear it?
I hear like the whole last thing.
It has more of like the baseline.
Yeah, like that kind of.
The fact that like a shabby because of tin, busing stains, swiping, stereos.
I oblige bumping merry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A little, you know, down south.
Like chicken.
Yeah.
So, you know, Super producer, Metro Booman.
He's actually from St. Louis.
But he's actually from St.
of his career in Atlanta
and just, you know, was a part of that whole
Atlanta wave. So he just dropped a new album titled
A Futuristic Summer where he dropped
new music and it sounds like Atlanta
music from a past era. All right?
This is Girls want to have fun. Listen to this.
Girls just want to have fun.
Super 2000s.
So that brings me back to stuff like this.
Okay, not ladies.
Yeah.
If you know you, babe.
You know a top night, be,
me a holl.
So, yeah.
I think you're not doing this record justice because I don't think they sound the same.
Personally, I don't think they sound similar.
No, but it's Travis Porter.
I love Travis Porter.
Travis Porter.
I love Travis Porter.
And not only did he bring Travis Porter back, he brought back Waka Flaka.
Listen to this.
Oh, okay.
So Travis Porter was on the other record.
Yes, yes.
Oh, okay, because the songs don't sound similar.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I was trying to figure out what you're doing.
He's bringing back that feel of like that.
Because we haven't heard from Travis Porter in a very long time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
at Maxwell?
I have a question.
Yeah.
Do we feel, this is crazy,
that Jello kind of opened his door?
What?
I swore over that corner,
whoa.
When we credit, Kendrick?
No, I mean, I guess yes.
Well,
the West Coast.
Regional.
Yeah, he's going regional.
Yeah, he's going regional.
Like, uh, West Coast.
Jellos from Berberside, though.
Yeah, but he kind of like that 2000 sounds.
He did that sound.
So then it's not regional.
Then you're going eras.
Yeah.
You're going time frame.
It's very different.
You're complicated.
in my example can you stop complicating you know i get what you're saying regional like from
Atlanta or from the west coast yeah you are going era like in 2000 well I mean maybe I'm
going like into this specific regional era are we are is it regional era okay say that but I'm
confusion so okay so what you're saying is like that sound I feel like I get what you're
saying let's say we take out the west it's opening people up to a sound that was like
retro right it was like that when Jello dropped 2000 you know
That song, it sounded like 2005, 2006, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I feel like with Metro Boomin, he's going back to like the 2010 Atlanta.
So it's not, okay.
It's regional and era.
Regional, retro regional.
Yeah, retro regional.
Exactly.
That's a new genre.
Yeah.
And like I said, he even brought back Waka Flaka,
who was a staple of early 2010s Atlanta.
Listen to this.
One, bow, two, ba'i-bao.
Shade that in the middle of the crowd.
Make your daddy proud.
So to me, that reminds me of this.
I'm like,
Oh, let do it.
Hey,
Oleg do it.
Hey.
Oh,
To have some ones right now.
Yeah.
My only thing is like,
the old stuff sounds better.
I get you.
At least what you're playing.
I don't like the comparison,
because now I'm just comparing it to Ola Dua.
And I was like,
I want to do it.
You know what I'm saying?
Like,
I want to hear the Travis Porter record.
Yeah.
Right.
I think that could be the pigeonhole that you're putting yourself in.
that leaves you up for debate.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, okay, this is like reminiscent to this,
but it's not that, you know?
But it's kind of getting like artists back in a certain bag,
specifically with this Metro Boomin album,
because he even got Gucci Man sounding like old Gucci.
Listen to this.
It's Gucci Man world.
Shots to your earl.
Girls having fun.
Girls kissing girls.
30 K and ones, bring it to the done.
So it sounds like that type of.
It sounds like, you know what it sounds like?
Party like a rock.
Yeah.
Party like a rock.
A little bit.
You're so weird.
This stuff sounds like soldier boy.
It sounds like soldier.
A little bit.
I hear the party like it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It kind of reminds me like,
man I get this.
Oh.
Yes, this is what it sounds like.
Meduno was just four years old.
That was Greg.
Yeah.
You man I got this way.
Man I got this way.
So to me it sounds a lot like
That swag surfing
Yeah
That era
Was Soldier Boy on the album?
No
Soldier Boy was not
He was missed
But there was a lot of like older artists
That went and you know
Did incredible things
Young Dro was actually on there
Doing
Gucci Main
Two chains sounding vintage
So you are also the reason why
He's the reason why everyone's thinking
This stuff is going regional again
Yeah
You got Kendrick GNX
You got Travis Scott
going H-town and you got
Metro going very Atlanta
So it seems like and these are big
names in rap
So it seems like that's where hip-hop's going
It's going to go back to the 2000s
And then different people's
It's time for me and shine, baby
It is real
Beretta's time
Your album coming out
Beretta
Go
Go
Oh
Oh
Oh
Yeah
Go
Red Rose White ceiling
Silling
How you
feeling. How you feeling?
I don't even know.
You don't need to look for it on Spotify, man.
Retro regional. Retro regional.
You didn't even have Spotify when you were rapping.
I get paid to talk, man.
Speaking of talking, Metro even tweeted this and said it was intentional.
He tweeted in all caps, by the way, it's time for music to get back regional.
He said social media got everybody trying to do the same thing.
Let's get back to actual culture and regional identity.
I'm not mad at that.
I feel like Callie's always done that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like Kathy's always done that and maybe like on a mainstream appeal.
And shout out to New York because once they start getting regional, it's over for everybody else.
Yeah.
Because New York kind of leads everything.
When they start sounding like this again, it's going to be over.
Yeah.
But you said it's like 2000s.
Yeah.
It's going to sound like Cameron.
It's going to sound like Gibson.
Like him.
Like Santana.
I would love that.
They're going to be up again.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
I'll take this whole thing.
I believe the future of rap is going to be regional again.
We're just going to sound like exactly.
what it used to sound.
Sound like Beretta.
How it should be, man.
Yeah.
Mine.
Go ahead, boy.
Hey, mine, if you want to hear me rap,
Maim,
but Just Incredible, let's go.
Make sure you tune into Just Incredible
every day at 3 p.m.
If you want to hear people rap,
let's get it.
Don't tune into nothing else.
I got Just Incredible man.
His afternoon show,
killing it over here.
Let's go.
And I hear there's going to be a rapper
by the name Beretta.
What?
That's going to hop in.
Lift off, Just Incredible.
freestyle.
And I'm actually going to diss
everybody.
Yeah, I'm going to diss everybody.
Why? Why?
It's going to be a disc track.
What?
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
Why would you do that?
Listen.
Tune in every day.
I don't know what I'm going to go in,
but just figured.
You never know.
I might pop out any day.
Yeah.
You're going to be.
We're going to set that up.
We're going to kill it, mine.
I already talked to Justin.
Yeah.
We're to set that up.
Justin's with it.
We got to do it.
Red Rose White Silling.
Because if you want to talk throwbacks,
bro.
You're trying to talk.
want to talk regional.
This is where this was going to take it.
Oh, let's go.
Back to his high school days.
You want to take it there?
You say you want to keep it real.
All right, that was your winner.
Rosecrens, Bradshaw, local southern California,
toy dealers.
I'm Rosecrens, Victor Brownback Mornings.
I'm power 106.
Scrolling with the homie.
The homie Gregor.
Gregory.
Hey.
Liddy.
There's a new trend going around right now on TikTok.
where people are playing the number one song that was
that was number one when they were born.
When they were born, like the year they were born?
Yes, the year that they were born.
And everybody's posting different types of songs.
Like some people posted 2001, 2002 songs.
Yeah.
Oh, there were some hits over there.
Yeah.
So what I wanted to do is grab everybody's song from this room
from the time that they were born.
Yes.
So I want to take it.
We'll start with me.
No, no, we'll start with me.
Okay.
We'll take it back to August.
21st, 1996.
All right?
I just picture a delivery room.
I remember that day.
No, you told them.
No, you don't.
August 21st, 1996.
This was the number one song.
Can we guess?
You want to guess?
96.
1996.
Okay, well, what genre?
It's either got to be Tupac,
a rock band,
smashing pumpkins.
It's Britney or NC?
It wasn't wrapped.
It was.
Ninety-six.
August 20th.
Yes, they're from the 90s.
Isn't it Whitney?
No, I think Britney was like 97.
I think he's Whitney Houston.
Are you going?
Hot 100.
So that means all genres?
All genres.
Oh, got it.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
It's Whitney.
It's Whitney.
It's either smashing pumpkins.
Don't look it up.
No, I'm not looking it up.
Two Pock.
I'm seeing if Backstreet Boys were.
Yeah, I was thinking Maxibois too.
I think it was 97 that they debuted.
I will say.
No.
No.
No.
They existed in 96.
Y'all are crazy.
All are crazy for thinking I'm crazy.
Uh, Backstree.
Boys.
No.
No.
Or it could have been
Spice Girls or something.
Winnie Houston,
don't break my heart.
No,
so nothing wrong.
I thought Winnie Houston.
All right.
Ready?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
What?
Macarena.
I was close.
I was close.
I was close.
I remember that's going to pedip.
Are you saying this is a temple
your parents are going to?
Hey!
Hey!
April, actually they've made history
for being a Spanish song.
that would hit the Hot 100 and be number one.
I think that hadn't happened after that since like I like it with Cardi B.
Wow.
That's how long it had been since a record like that hit the top of the Hot 100.
So big up to what is their name?
No.
Los Del Rio.
And then they had a remix with the girl.
Shout to the Hongo T. Lopez, that's her.
That was her?
That was her.
What?
Of course you know her.
Did that the Fenta Girls?
No, it was a girl.
No, on the remix it was a girl that had a verse.
verse.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it was, yeah,
too long a lot of a little.
Yeah.
Go.
All right.
Who wants to go next?
Angie Rose Transy.
Okay.
Go with the second youngest after you.
So that would be Angie.
No, that would be Vick.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That'd be Vick?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we're taking it to 1992 when Vic was born.
This is what the song that was number one at the time.
Boring.
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
They were making love.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Sweet love.
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
My parents are teenagers, dog.
No, I don't think so.
I think my parents were at the Concatou Motel.
What is that?
What is that?
It's a motel and Lennox.
Oh, wow.
I like that time.
Shout to Mariah Carey, classic.
The goats.
Briah Carey, I'll be there.
I'll be there.
Now it's me.
Yes.
What year are you born?
91.
91.
Ninety one.
July 26.
1990.
This was the song
We are giving away answers
to some of our security questions
Yes
Yes
We are so right
I didn't think about that one
This was the song right here
Oh
That's a banger
You can turn my eyes
It's a banger
What is this?
Mira and me so full
This guy has like
Some of the best soundtrack movies
Did you do the Mexico charts?
No it is
I should have been
It's tough
Yeah
They definitely weren't listening to that
They were not.
Now we're finding for.
That's a great song.
You guys, this is a good song.
That's a great song.
Angie's parents were listening to Thren al-Sur.
That's a bad girl.
All of our students.
That little raspy voice he has.
Super good.
Who is this?
Everything I do, I do it for you.
Brian Adams.
Brian Adams.
Angie, this is why you like Michael Bubli.
Maybe.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I'm going to Google him.
All right.
Brian Adams.
Maximus next.
Maximization.
This was the song that was number one when you were born at the time.
Wait.
What year?
What year?
He was
1989.
Damn.
Why are you laughing, bro?
I'm your dad.
I mean...
Damn.
No laugh, Crook.
It gets worse for us.
Everybody here were born in the 1900s, dog.
Yes.
80s?
In the 20th century.
90s.
All right.
What song was it in 1980?
1989.
Broken glass.
Oh.
What about this talking about me?
Why don't you just let me live?
Bangor.
That is a bangor.
I'm a little jealous.
Yeah.
That was a lot of
that one came with a little bump too.
Yeah, a little baby bump.
Now play the Tina Turner record
that was popping when I was born.
I was 87.
You want yours?
This was your number one song at the time.
At the time of my life.
The film is living before.
Oh, yeah.
He was up.
My dad told my mom.
It's like, NERCELDIA.
Oh, this is Dirty Daddy.
Go to the hook, man.
What are you doing?
Bangor.
Hey, Jose.
Hey.
I'm going to make a letter.
That's how bangor right there.
Man, if you're from the 80s, one out, walk out of work.
Let's go.
I went to me that Persian Square.
What about Colin in 1971?
taking it all the way back to
1985.
Oh,
you're 85?
What?
I don't know why I thought he was 75.
I think it's,
oh, man,
I want to say it's
Lina Richie maybe.
Wait,
when's your birthday?
When's your birthday?
No, it's not,
that's not the real number.
Yeah,
he is.
No,
your calculator is wrong.
My sister's 1885.
It's probably like Linal Ritchie
or Elton John.
When is your birthday?
December 22nd,
guys.
Oh, okay.
He turned 40 this year.
Oh, I don't!
Yes.
I thought you were 865.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Con, you were right.
See?
Save you.
That was a good banger.
That was the job, baby.
So.
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
Laino Richie.
Lina Richie.
Awkward.
Say you say me, but let alone.
That was the number one song?
That was the number one song.
T TVs were black and white.
Bro, I got the dirty dancing here.
You're not a good.
This is back when like PBS was smacking, dog.
And reading Rainbow was off the chain.
And, you know, Mr. Rogers was reading you a book.
Mr. Rogers.
All right.
It's a vintage T-shirt.
That's a vintage.
Shut up.
Thank you, Greg.
Thank you for taking this back down memory, Elaine.
All right?
