Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 534 My Primas Are a Bunch of Codas! | Brown Bag Mornings (08/12/25)
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The more brownback, the better. Come on.
There we go, DJ Dyer!
Morning quickie mix right here, Power 106, LA's number one for hip-hop.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esed?
Don't you know I'm local?
Question for the fellas.
How many of y'all have ever taken a girl two of you?
Did that the other day?
So what's the answer?
Yes.
Yes.
So you have?
Mm-hmm.
Yes.
Do you have a view in particular you like to take her?
Or a view?
There's one in Whittier.
Right there off, Beverly.
I forgot what it's called.
Oh, nice.
That's the Greg view?
No, everybody goes there.
They try to fence it off, but the fence, they always knock down the fence.
And to go look at it.
Yeah.
To go look at Stargace.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Get laid.
Greg is gazing, all right?
True or not true?
True or not true, dude's views to get laid?
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
100%.
Back in day.
Back in day, we're sure.
Like that day when you're broke.
Yeah.
No money for a telly.
Yep.
Yeah.
You look at this guy.
It's not a view.
It's not a view.
What is it?
Yeah, you're too broke to get a ruling.
Yeah.
Yeah, we just painted that way.
You live with your mom's house.
I mean, it's still nice.
No wrong with looking at the stars for a bit.
Honestly, I haven't done that since I had enough money to get a telly or live on my own.
You haven't taken a girl to a view?
No.
Tonight might be a good reason for you to go out and get a beautiful view.
It's going to be meteor shower tonight.
That's the most visible tonight.
Like, it's the most visible tonight.
Like it peaks out here.
Look, our moon right now, it was a full moon a few days ago.
So it's like 84% waning.
It's 84% full.
When the moon is really bright, it's really hard to see these meteor showers.
There's a meteor shower right now.
It's kind of the Per Seid meteor shower.
I'm probably saying it wrong.
But you will be able to see meteors tonight around 10 o'clock to 4 a.m.
From 10 p.m. to 4 a.m.
Nice little time to take her out for a view.
Okay.
It's been a brokey summer for a lot of us.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
There's going to be two showers going on?
Two showers.
Oh.
Oh.
Hey.
Whatever it is.
Whatever it is, however you like it, it's going to be tonight, y'all.
All right.
L.A. area stargazing spots that are going to be the most,
with the most potential to see these meteors,
Anilo Valley, the top of Topanga Overlook, and the Malibu Creek State Park.
Oh, Malibu Creek.
Sounds romantic.
I don't know.
It's good.
But what, okay, so we're going to look at a meteor shower.
Our meteor shower is scary?
Like, isn't it supposed to be frightening?
No.
You never seen a meteor shower?
No.
Bro, go with Jordan tonight.
You will love it.
You will love it.
I have work really.
And if she's already seen a meteor shower, then I'm sorry, Vic.
No, but, like, isn't it so good.
It's a bunch of shooting stars, buddy.
Yeah.
Gorgeous.
Okay, all right.
Because meteors and, like, movies are always, like, our demise.
No, it's a meteor shower.
It happens all the time, and there will be one again in October.
But, yeah, expect to see around 10 to 20 meteors per hour because of the full moon.
If the moon wasn't so full, it would be 60 to 100 meteors.
So it's 84%.
Like it's waning.
Yeah.
It'll be nice.
That's cool.
It's cool.
It's never seen one.
Like, I've seen it online, but never seen one in person.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
It's worth getting that telescope out.
It's worth finding a cool little spot.
Telescope?
Yes.
You hardly even find one of those.
The store.
You can buy them.
My niece has one.
Big five.
Yeah.
It exists.
You can see it without a telescope, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I'm saying, like, you can if you try really,
hard to and throughout like if you're at home get the telescope if you're not going to go to one of
these spots i remember we really wanted to see a meteor shower one time and we lived in sunland
tunga sunland and tunga it's like high already high altitude and there's no like it's just
pitch black dark all there but we thought like hey let's go down the hill and let's go to this
this one little hill that we see on the freeway the 118 freeway it looks like it just looks like a little
island of a mountain yeah and it has a tower right so we're like let's go to that tower all the tatters were
and we didn't see any meteors.
We literally, and then when we're driving back up home, we're like, bro, we were higher
at home.
And we were at this little place that we went to to look through it.
Yeah.
We got banged on, but we didn't see no meteors.
When we get home, phew, phew, shoo.
Oh, you started seeing them.
Yeah.
So, Sondlanda is just mountain.
Yeah.
So pretty tight, pretty tight.
Make sure you go out there.
You might like it.
You might take grow out.
Enjoy a beautiful view.
Yeah.
No, I'm going to recede a view.
That's where I'm going to be.
Don't go there.
Don't go there.
I need parking.
We don't even know if the visibility is good there, by the way.
Pretty high.
Again, your visibility is pretty high up there?
Or you've got to get pretty high to get up there.
Both.
From the Odyssey.
There you go.
Oh, yes.
Up here in Burbank, there's where Castaways at.
I would go out there, too.
Oh.
I know, you want to get a good view.
You fools are supposed to know all the good views.
Yeah.
We're not there for the view.
It's a real.
I don't care.
It's been a long time for me.
It's a view, but it's not a good one.
All right.
Yeah.
Y'all suck.
All right.
Ah, that's my dog.
God, this guy is laying
Ferrito of the day.
I'm a dog.
I'm a dog.
Ferritos then is going down today.
We are back like the bell bottoms.
DJ Greg C. We're going to nice, Daddy.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Where we nominate someone for the Full Breed or Mud Award.
Today we ask, what is love?
Love is a hug.
Love is a kiss.
Love is food.
Women are historically known for dipping into their boyfriend's food.
No debate there, ladies.
Women really never know what they want to eat or where they want to eat.
Us men are stuck having to guess what exactly women want.
This time the tables have turned and the boyfriend decided to eat his girlfriend's fries.
These fries must have been the greatest fries the world has ever cooked up
because this woman is reportedly being accused of sending her boyfriend to the hospital.
after he decided to have just a little bite.
Details are vague where the fries, Chris cut, curly, steak fries, maybe chili cheese fries.
The point is that now this man sits in the hospital.
Apparently the cop was quarrel started as a small argument but quickly escalated into a brutal assault, leaving the man asking, is his ketchup or is his blood?
Today we are giving these two crying dogs as one is an intensive care and the other possibly lands in jail.
All right, only two of us.
I feel her.
No, I feel.
It's two and it's five crying dogs.
Sorry.
Ladies, no fry is worth jail time.
Maybe next time you both get fries with your meals.
All right.
And ladies, stop eating our food.
Stop it.
Because then for some reason, when we do it, you're going to stab.
Yeah, people are going to the hospital.
It's a little different because one bite from you guys.
It's a little different.
It's like freaking like half of the burger or whatever.
I don't want any bites.
No bites from anybody.
Nobody touched my food, nobody,
nobody, beat around my food or anything like that.
That's dramatic.
It's just fries, bro.
There's no reason that either one of you should eat some fries and then get the shakes after.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's a lot.
Depends what kind of fries.
Is it the green heart of the fries?
Bro, they were seasoned for sure.
They were seasoned fries?
Garlic and garlic fries?
Garlic aioli fries.
That's top tier right there.
I didn't know how much I pick at hold his food until one time he had.
asked me to order and then I'm like no I don't want like I don't I'm fine and he's like let
the order you're gonna take from my food I'm gonna order you your own yeah your match and I'm
like no I don't and I saw it's almost a reflex we can't help it you guys it's the way you guys
look at girls butts and we look at your food oh we know you guys can't help it because
look at Eve for sure okay I will not go into that debate this is a long tell dog
I will not go into that debate the beginning of time yes because uh it says
Because Eve was deceived.
It doesn't say that Eve did it.
Oh, damn.
She was deceived by French fries, dog.
That's crazy.
There's no French fries.
There's no French fries.
Well, let's give these two.
One of them's in jail and one of them's in the hospital.
So let's both give them some crying dogs.
Wow, those are the weakest dog never, dogs.
There you go.
There you go.
That was pretty good.
Chiglin, cheek.
That was pretty good.
That should boy concrete for Brownback mornings.
I'm proud of 106.
That's a minute.
Thanks, concrete.
It is.
August the 12th
Yeah
August the 12
A lot of kids go back to school on Thursday
Some are already on their way back to school right now
Some start next week like my little one
So back to school week is in full effect
Back to school time
Because it's not just week, it's this week next week
And all I love to you
We hope you kill it this new school year
We hope that there's no bullies
And that you, bully, listening right now
Be nice
I hope there's bullies
Why?
When you bring that back?
Some kids are too soft
You're not wrong
I like
That's my time
There you go
What did you
Did you get bullied?
Salk a bully
Did you get bullied?
Did I get bullied?
Yeah I did
It also made me a better person
I'm bad at all
I'm saying
I was like I knew who I could mess with
And not mess with
You know
It teaches you that
We got shoutouts
You want to do shoutouts
Orthiz
Orthiz wants to shout at his boys
Aaron Ethan
And Ulysses
Ulysses for starting a fourth grade.
Hey, you got this.
You got his rose.
Great.
Polly wants to shout out her daughter, Charlotte, Kabila, and Evelin for starting school as well.
Hey, oh.
Charlotte, Camilla Evelyn.
Alex from Chicago, a.k.a. Vix Arch Helmi.
Oh.
Arch.
He called himself that?
Yes.
No, I have bigger enemies than you.
He wants to shout out his girl, Sochi, for starting UIC College and Nursing.
Nice.
Oh, wow.
Hello, nurse.
Selected royalty on Instagram wants to shout
to his son, Mr. for starting school.
He said, please tell him we're deodorant, though.
Where deodorant, Mr.
Oh, yeah, we'll put deodor it right now.
Hey, mister.
Especially, because it's hot, still hot.
Apply twice.
And then I want to shout out, Poncho and Daisy
from Disney I ran into yesterday.
They're really cool.
It's really, really fun.
Took pictures and everything.
When I'd go off the ride, they're like,
oh, we took pictures and stuff.
Like, yeah.
Okay.
That's it.
Nice.
Any birthday shoutouts?
We got birthday shout-out.
Jessica, happy birthday from Jessica from Chico.
Hey.
Crystal.
Albert, it's his 12th birthday today.
Big 12.
Bell and Giovanni and Audrey, it's her 36th birthday.
Okay, Audrey.
Have fun, have a blast.
Have a great day.
I hope it's the best day ever.
Happy birthday to you.
Feliz Gumblaños.
Adi.
Simp.
Or pimp.
Sip.
Sip, Sip, Sip.
Mip.
It's 7am, and it's time for another nominee.
Yes, it is, bro.
But today, we actually have an update.
Oh.
So earlier in.
soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo, what they say is one of the goats.
He beat the Simp nomination after his wife Georgina went on her Netflix show.
And she was talking about how...
His girlfriend at the time.
At the time.
She was talking about how J-Lo had dropped a song called El Anillo, which means ring.
And she was like that that became a joke to them, where everyone would be like, El Anio
Pa When's the Ring coming?
But Ronaldo had a very smooth way of dealing with that.
listen
hilarious
when
the click
like it
happened
what I'm
doing what I'm
referring
that could
be in a
year
like it can be
in six
months
how it's
hilarious
pretty much
saying
he was waiting
for the click
yeah
he'll know
when to do it
when he used
the click
it could be
in a month
it could be in
six months
it could
be in a year
you never know
how long
how long were
they dating
for
at the time
they were
dating
about seven
eight years.
Okay.
Because right now
they're like a decade
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
Not too bad.
Is this his first wife?
It's not even his wife.
That was his girlfriend at the time.
Baby mama, right?
He's never been married.
No.
This is I am Georgina.
Oh, that was the TV show.
Georgina's her name.
Oh, her show.
Her reality show.
But after beating the Sim nomination,
we said he was a pimp because he had gotten away with it.
Yeah.
Being able to tell his girl like, look,
it'll happen when it happens.
When we hear the click.
Exactly.
However, guys.
I would have bought helic clickers after that.
Which click you need, bro.
Cristiano Ronaldo just gave in.
And yesterday, his now fiancé Georgina posted a ring that's valued up to $5 million.
Massive ring.
With a caption, I do in this life and in all my life.
Oh, my God.
Lives in Spanish.
I would too.
But yes, the ring has 77 diamonds and about 37 carrots.
And they don't know the exact price of it, but it's anywhere between three to five million dollars.
Oh, yeah.
It's beautiful.
I didn't notice how, like I saw like, oh my God, they're engaged.
Amazing.
And then you see the big old rock.
Yeah, it's way, it's way too big, I think.
Yeah.
Honestly, I was as big as a biggest hater yesterday.
Way too big.
Yeah, my girl showed me this in the car and I was like, this is so impractical.
Like, why would anybody want to wear this?
And also, he's a cheap skate, honestly.
Why?
Because he makes $8.9 million.
dollars a week.
Okay.
And that was only like a million to three million a week.
No,
you won't even give a,
you won't even give a week's earning to your girl.
That's lame.
You're whack, bro.
Sometimes the bigger the ring,
the short of the marriage.
True.
Yep.
I hope so.
I hope so for them.
He's just finding any excuse to like downplay the ring.
Which I actually saw a lot online,
like to my surprise.
I don't know why I saw faith in online that we're going to just be happy for people.
But they were, they're really, I saw like this girl that
doesn't even do anything on rings nothing at all like i follow her because she does like good
fashion like where where to find dupes for like the really expensive jeans okay she does stuff like
that but she was talking so much smack about the ring and she was saying she was essentially
saying this isn't going to matter in a couple years how big this ring is one it's ugly this isn't
going to matter though because lab grown diamonds although their price is different they're gonna be
the like it's you could find one that watch that looks the same like and it'll be cheaper
So how big the ring is doesn't matter anymore
Because we could just grow these diamonds to be that big anyway
True
But I was like why you're
And I saw that like probably saw the post of the engagement
And a few hours later this post from this fashion chick
And I was like oh we're just not liking anything for anyone this year
Well and actually I'm not like down playing the ring
I'm saying you guys were saying that for that price
Because he makes so much money
Vic was saying that
Yeah I think that's fine man
It doesn't matter.
Man, you can give a girl a regular band,
and you being a good husband is worth more than any diamond.
I hope so, but Ronaldo's making a heart out here for a panel.
I like that you just told us, though,
that one week of your, or one week salary is in and it goes towards the ring that you get Jordan.
I love that.
One week.
Or is it one month?
It's supposed to be a month and a half or two months.
Oh, I love that.
Hey, Jordan.
Really?
Yeah.
But Vic said it's doing six months.
Yeah.
No, hold on.
You said you're doing seven months.
No, I'm married.
He's married, right?
You're not.
The new law says he's married.
I cannot wait.
Jordan, you could go look at Zales.
Go look at Kevin's jewelers, Jordan.
Go to Robbins brothers.
No, go to Don Roberto.
Yeah, but top shelf.
Top shelf.
Top shelf.
At Costco, they got it for the Lofsky.
Oh, real?
No, he's not doing the Lofsky.
He's not going to be cheap like Ronaldo.
It's all about the value of the man.
I know, but you're the one that was clowning Ronaldo right now.
Yeah, because he sucks.
And that, that ring is ugly, honestly.
No, it's not.
I see that it's, like, impractical because it is really big.
So I'm thinking, like, is she able?
That's not going to be her daily.
Right?
Is she able to go out?
How are you going to wipe your rear?
No, you can't.
But it's really like you put, I feel like in like this, like, spot on the cabinet to see every day, but you don't wear it out.
That's not going to be her daily.
Yeah.
It's dangerous.
It's dangerous.
It's probably going to get a daily one.
Oh, for her?
Not you got to.
Now you got it.
That's probably what's going to happen for Georgina.
I hate Ronaldo.
Let's go messy.
This is an undercover messy fan right here.
Yeah.
Whoever makes my life less messy is who I'm going for.
I love that.
I love that for you.
Are you going to go princess cut?
Are you going to go?
What's the most like, what was you saying?
Affordable?
Lab diamonds?
Who said that?
Yeah.
No, lab diamonds are people.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
That's what I didn't want to get.
That's why I was asking.
That's what I was asking.
That's what I was asking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Get a lab diamond.
Why you look at my chain when I said that?
He looked at my chain when I said that.
I didn't say a word.
What's wrong with a diamond, blast.
He also knows what lab gears came from.
I didn't say a word.
Wow, he did look at his neck.
I came from Coles, man, Coles.
But yeah.
I feel like you could get rings on Karna now, too, and you get to payment.
Or just don't get a ring.
You're fine.
He'd be fine.
Otro.
Otro.
It's all about love.
Cheapscape.
Oh, my God.
That's what.
If a ring is what is love to them, but then you get you.
If she really loves you, she'll take a macaroni, though.
Yeah.
You can't post the macaroni on Instagram.
Say, Vic gets it.
Pick a struggle, y'all.
Are you with it or you not with it?
Pick what?
Y'all everywhere.
Hey, but is it simper-pimp that she got her ring?
She got her ring.
She got her ring.
After he was like, no, baby, when it clicks, it clicks.
It could be in a year.
Something clicked.
Yeah, something.
He's a sim.
He probably woke up on the couch and it clicked.
Probably.
Things are clicking.
This is y'all.
Who are we making Simper Pimp?
Is it hers?
No, it would be him.
All right.
For giving in.
But it's also beautiful.
Giving in?
Nah, it's beautiful, though.
I ain't a, I ain't a Simp, dog.
Cristiano?
Yeah, I ain't on Simp, dog.
This is after like about 10 years, though.
Yeah.
It's about a decade.
Yeah.
I'll Pimp.
It's a beautiful family.
Oh, gosh.
He makes a lot of money.
So then he did in village.
I'm with you.
Messi.
Messi.
What?
Messi.
This is turning.
This is sloppy.
Simper pimp that our guy spent all this bread on his girl after saying, hey, just whatever happens happens.
Like, slow it down, girl.
It's been 10 years.
I think it's Pimp just because it was three days of his job.
And it was worth that much money.
He did it his way.
Yeah.
And he wanted to.
Pip.
Pimp, Pim!
Pim!
Pim!
Pim!
I like this for her.
She got a cool ring.
She's probably going to get another ring daily.
It's got too good stuff.
And now the weather.
Oh, hell my dog.
With concrete storm.
Perritos, it is going to be somewhat summery today.
Nothing crazy.
First, we're off to the city of Mission Hills, where ironically, there are no hills.
Your high today will be 89.
Next, we throw our dubs up all the way to the city of Glendora
where you'll see mad moms and a four explorer looking like Dora.
Your height today will be 90 degrees.
Now we waste all the gas that we have in our tank
heading to the city of Eastville.
Where's that at?
I don't know, but as far as hell.
Your high today will be 92.
And lastly, we maneuver our way back to the city of Carson
where the homies go to work like Spartans.
Your height today will be 78 degrees.
Not too bad.
That's not.
That's nice, dude.
It's nice, man.
Fun fact about the city of Carson,
Beritos, that city held the first U.S. air show in 1910, 115 years ago, dog.
Wow.
Just seven years after the Wright brothers' historic flight.
You guys remember that day?
I was the air phone.
I believe it.
The Great Air Meat.
Another crazy little fun fact, Carson was built on landfills, dog.
Do you guys know how dirt?
Is that why that smell?
That makes sense.
That's why there's a smell.
Don't talk like that.
Don't talk like that.
And that's why every fool in Carson is a sick-ass-food dog.
Let's go.
Carson, stay sick.
They got Carsonogenic over there.
Stay toxic.
Whatever.
Carcinogens.
That's good.
That's good.
Yo, that's your weather.
Check it out.
So today, Mission Hills, you'll be 89.
Glendora 90.
Eastvale, 92, and the city of Carson where all the Spartans are at.
78 degrees, man.
It's your boy, Concrete for Brownback mornings on Power 1.0.
Let's get it.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help?
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
The homie rigo needs our help.
Rico, where you go?
He says, what's up, homies?
I need some help.
I have a cousin who has invited me over to her daughter's 16th birthday party in a few weeks.
They're cool and all, but I just can't stand the fact that they always put down on the invitation
that they prefer gift cards or cash.
I mean, at least put down the size they wear, can no.
Anyways, they do this all the time.
When it comes down to it, they're always flashing money,
and they seem to have it pretty good.
Right now, I'm struggling a bit with all these high prices to get by,
and I don't mind giving them what they want, but come on.
Why are you always asking for cash or gift cards?
Be Vichez, dog?
I mean, sometimes you feel they're a bit uncomfortable when you show up with a full gift,
rather than a little envelope, like some kind of Italian mobster or something.
I've never shown up empty-handed, but one time they took the gift back home that they
were going to give my kid.
Help me, homies.
What?
Should I show up with no gift?
Wait, what?
I've never shown up empty-handed, but one time they took the gift back home that they
were going to give my kid.
Oh.
Help me, homies.
Should I show up with no gift and freeload from them like they do when they come over to my
house?
or should I not even go.
By the way, they once gave my son a used gift card
with $15.68 for his birthday.
What should I do?
That number hauntsome.
He knows exactly how much it was.
There's a fee.
It was probably a $20 a gift card and there's a fee.
He was probably trying to buy a toy
and it was like $17 and it's like, sorry me how I can't.
Or it could have been a big.
You didn't know how much is in it though.
True.
You thought it was used and someone had used it.
That's what I thought.
too.
Yeah. Embarrassing.
My ad puts a specific price of a, like, a meal onto a gift card.
So if a meal is like $17, you'll put the meal price.
I give it to you.
I'd have the meal.
Yeah, just that specific meal.
So if like a number one is like $12, here's $12 for one meal.
For that.
I kind of like that because sometimes we use gift cards and then we leave, like, there's change
on it.
There's like $0.48.
Yeah, six bucks and you're like, what do I even do with that?
That's how they get rich.
Yes.
Okay.
So he doesn't like that this.
This family member who is having a 16th birthday party, her parents are like, give us, give us gift cards, give us cash, don't bring a gift.
It makes him feel like, uh, inside.
Yeah.
He does say, you know what, like I'm struggling right now, but I also feel like when I bring a full-size gift, I look weird.
Like, they're looking at me like they're judging me.
Right.
Right.
He does, I would assume that the gift card is an easier option, not going to lie.
100%.
I'm not seeing too much of the issue with the gift carding.
I feel the same way.
Give card and cash, I mean, because you're not saying you have to give me a specific amount.
Right.
Like, you could give whatever you feel.
Right.
Give that target gift card that gives you as a bonus when you buy $30 and diapers and they'll give you like a $5 one.
Give that one if you want.
Because the thing is too, like, especially for this age.
16.
What do you buy somebody without them, without like, they're going to be so picky and then trying to return it.
The kid themselves is not going to like it.
Yeah.
But he does feel like, hey.
You don't, you guys just don't know.
They're always flashing money.
They seem to have it good.
Pocket watching.
Right?
Yeah.
And also, what is this part?
I've never shown up empty handed, but one time they took the gift back home that they were
going to give my kid.
That sounds insane.
That's why.
Gave a gift but took the bag back.
Yeah.
Like on Christmas.
And then my guy, Rigo, you seem to have hot guys for them because you know that they took
the gift back.
Yeah.
He's watching them.
Yeah.
And then 1568 was another gift card that they gave.
A used gift card.
His son one time.
Oh, there's just drama within this whole thing.
I don't even think the gift card is the issue.
The gift card is the symptom.
It's like that's the reason he's using to get angry.
There's a whole other story behind it.
Yeah, he hates his cousin.
Let's talk to Rigo.
Rigo.
Hello, Rigo.
All right.
All right.
This sounds like a deeper issue than the gift card situation.
bro. What is it with this cousin?
Oh, they do that. Like, it's, uh, it's consistently, like, it's happened already for about,
I want to see over 10 years. And it's just the same thing over and over and over.
And, like, you know, you go, like, the parties will come over and all that stuff.
And, you know, they'll just take everything, you know, like the, the goodie bags.
They'll ask you for, like, you know, goodie bags to take home after you already gave them some.
They'll take, like, the cake pops and then, like, the party's not even.
like it's not even done
it's not even over
yeah
they're taking the
headquarters
they're taking the center pieces
yeah
yeah exactly
and then on top of that
like they'll take
like the capriced sons
from like the kids
they're still kids
jumping up in jumpers
and they'll come out
with a little shopping bags
and all that stuff
who's just kind of like
yeah
so like it just happens
like you know
more consistent to me
and I understand like
you know their family
whatever
go ahead take it
you know it's a party
you know I'm no one to judge
but it's just kind of
little things that they do often, you know, like, you're kind of like, what the heck, like, all right, you know, you're going to take, you know, back their gift that you're trying to give my kids in this, you know, my, their birthday party.
Rigo, what happened there?
Yeah.
What happened there where they, they brought a gift for your child and then they took it back home?
Yeah, exactly.
That's exactly what happened.
What?
Instead of meeting it with, yeah, with the rest of the presents, they just, I don't know, they just took it back home.
What?
And then another time.
Another time
They
They give my kid
You know
If that was just more recent
They give my kid a gift card
And
They had like
$15.60s and
Were like
Was it a long one
Or whatever
And like
I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna go
And ask them like
Hey you know what
Was it a long gift card
You know
That's petty
You know
Do something like that
But they just like
Consist
Consistently
Consistently
Consistening
Do you think
Those things
Were accidents
Those two occurrences?
Oh, no.
No, I don't know.
Not at all.
How was this cousin growing up?
Was he the homie growing up?
Was he the weird cousin?
Was he the one that, like, they made you play with?
Like, what kind of cousin was it?
They're really cool.
They're really, really cool people.
Like, they're girls, actually.
So they're down to fight a guy for you.
Oh, nice.
Question.
Okay.
Like, if you guys go out to eat or any of those things together,
Are they like the ones that like get the bill and then look at exactly.
Oh no.
They're kind of like the ones that they're the ones that kind of like push the bill towards you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because you said that they look like they got it together.
They're flashing their bread all the time.
But they just seem they're doing cheap skate activities.
They're taking stuff from your parties.
They're giving you like barely use gift cards.
Like it's just like then why are you guys flexing?
I guess you don't like the part where they also seem like they're pushing out this visual of themselves that they're.
They got it.
Exactly, yes.
That's the thing, you know.
I mean, especially right now, like, you know, things are a little difficult.
Tight, yeah.
So, like, if I'm, especially at their age, like, you know, 15, 16, I understand, you know what, a gift card is the easiest thing.
Giving them the money.
It's the easiest thing.
But sometimes, like, you know what, let me use my card, you know, to buy them something instead, you know, my credit card, you know.
Yeah.
So they don't have to pay up for right now.
I get it now.
Yeah, exactly.
Because I was like, okay, you're probably going to spend money on a gift anyway, but
I get you now.
Like, it's money that you could pay later
versus money that you have to pay right now,
cash and credit.
Yeah,
pressure and get a part.
Yeah.
What we got to tell our guy to go on?
I mean,
cut up crazy.
Cut a mom.
Cut a mom.
Why?
Yeah.
They have done him dirty, though.
Like, that's pretty crazy that they did that to your
to your son,
the 1568.
And then I guess you don't want to be
ungrateful and say like,
or you would look bad if you then,
tell them something for that gift card.
I turn the favorite and give a 1568 card back.
Take the top of the two.
He said,
and take all the Centeau de Mesa's for the sweet 16.
Write a card and say happy 1568 instead of happy 16.
He's about to be invited to his prima's six,
to his prima's daughter's 16th birthday party.
And he doesn't know whether he should come empty-handed or bring a gift
for steal the center of messas or whatever
because their primas are a bunch of
codas. They come to their birthday
parties and they take back the gifts they
bring. They take Capri
sons. They do.
They try to steal the jumper.
And they even give you's
gift cards. The last one they gave
his son was for
only $15.68
cents. And they gave that
full and I owe you recita.
Rigo's tired of it because he's
really struggling and he's like, I would
I wish I could just give this girl, this 16-year-old, a gift that I could put on a credit card and maybe pay off in payments or next month or whatever.
But they want straight cash or they want gift cards.
And he said, I feel weird about that.
I feel like, dang, all the stuff you guys have done to us, I don't want to do this for you, right?
Rigo, how is the 16-year-old?
Like, how is she?
Is she cool?
Is it a girl boy?
Yeah, so girl, she's cool.
I mean, there's respectful, but, I mean, like I said, it's just the fact that, you know, it's money at the asking for, you know?
Yeah, and it's been too many years.
It's been 10 years of your co-la cousins being this way.
Yes, exactly, yes.
Hey.
What are they just, like, gross or, like, don't have it.
I didn't say that I think that's what he goes.
They're projecting.
They are manifesting?
They were there.
They're manifesting a better life?
You could try.
You could try.
But it does rub him the wrong way.
He's had parties.
They've come.
They've essentially freeloaded off of his parties.
He says taking cake pops while the party's still on.
They've taken like a tray of cake pops home.
That's crazy.
Taking Capri-sons while there's still kids jumping in the jumper.
That's wild.
It's all there for a reason, isn't it?
It is.
It's a party.
That's what he's hard.
I just chalked it to the game because it's a party.
That's what he said.
Yeah.
But then it gets to the point where the gifts that you're giving my kid is a gift card for what?
$15.68.
Yeah.
This number is just going to be with us the whole day.
Yeah, 1568.
Okay.
Feddy well, say it.
1568.
He's locked up right now.
Free him, free him.
Send him 1568 on his books.
No, but okay.
I get Rigo's like perspective because it's like at least give me that option.
Like if I want to give you something like a t-shirt or something,
don't straight up, just be like, give me cash.
Yeah.
I don't mind that.
I do.
I don't mind it either.
I think that's rude.
As the parent that takes said cash, I don't mind that either.
I don't mind it.
I will tell you right now, you give my kids a gift card.
Mm-hmm.
It's going to me.
I was about to say.
Exactly.
It's going to me.
Let's be honest here.
Let's be honest.
The cash never goes to the kid.
It doesn't.
You're right.
It doesn't.
It goes to be.
Mind us.
You're lying.
No.
That's a lie.
I'm not saying all of it goes maybe 15 and a 20.
No, bro.
No, because what do they do?
They're going to lose it and spend it on stupid stuff.
So you would rather hold it and spend it on stupid stuff.
Yeah, I hope I say what do you spend it on.
You break even if you buy them something down the line.
The way I look at it is all these gift cards and these cash that you get pays me back for the stuff I've already bought you.
Our kids are in perpetual debt.
For sure.
It's part of the 360 deal, though.
My kid's 11.
He owes me a lot of money.
That part.
I make them save it for a raining day.
Yeah.
A gift card to Target?
Looking for you.
It never rains out here.
Yeah, no, I mean, cash, I make them save it.
So when they ask me for something, they go buy it with their own money.
They're seven years old.
What are they asking for?
That's smart.
There's a bunch of things.
Cell phone.
No, they have their piggy banks.
They have their cash that I also dig into when I need guests.
Your car's electric.
You chit up.
You chit up.
They don't need to know.
Nobody tell you they chet up.
This is to take you to school.
You don't take me to school.
It's dad.
Who takes little Vic to school right now?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Do we try to do that?
No, yeah.
So we?
We all can take our kids to school.
We're here.
Charle of Vick.
Yes.
And his mother that takes us to school.
I don't know about that.
Anyway.
I don't want to keep asking questions.
Anyway, let's go to Carlos in Ontario.
Carlos in Ontario, we're trying to help Rigo.
Rigo hit us up.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Brown bag.
What's happening?
What's up, Carlos?
So Rigo wants to know what he should do about his Codacuzons.
His cousins that flex money on the gram, but when it comes to parties and all of that stuff,
they don't really, they're not really being who they say they are.
So they've given his kid a gift card for 1568, making it seem like it's a used gift card.
they've taken back a gift.
They've pretended to put a gift down at the gift table
and then took it back home to one of his kids' parties.
And he's saying like, look, it's that part.
And now there's a 16th birthday party for their daughter
and they're asking just for straight cash or gift cards.
And I feel like, man, like, what is this?
Like, I just don't feel good about it.
I don't want to be giving them these types of gifts,
but I also feel like if I were to give them a gift that I shopped for,
I would get looked down upon because it's not an envelope.
Hey. All right. What would you tell our homie de go, bro? What would you tell him, Carlos?
All right. Look, he's got a gift from the heart. So if he's worried about fit for tat, he shouldn't even go.
He shouldn't even give anything because his heart's not there. He's giving just like that person that doesn't give you a Christmas give and you give him something.
And then like two days later, they're like, oh, I got your gift. Like, no, if you didn't have it from the gig, though, you didn't have it.
So he's just, he wants confirmations for you guys to tell him.
what to do he knows what to do his heart's not in it he shouldn't even go don't even try to keep up
he's playing what do you call it keeping up with the wilson you know he just wants a tip or tat
like let it go if you love your so-called niece and you would just take care of her because
it's the parent not her right so he should just it's the parents that it's a parent that you're
tripping so why take it out on the kid yeah he did say that the kid is respectful yeah it's cool
He said like, it's a respectful kid.
It's just, but also my kid's great too.
Yeah.
And my kid got 1568.
Hey, Rico, what was the gift card for that your kid got 1568 for?
Oh, it was from Target.
Target.
What did that get you guys?
Yeah, what did you use it on?
To be honest, I don't even know.
Yeah.
He spent it.
Rigo, you spent it on.
Probably, yeah.
Yeah.
Again, I don't know.
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't,
Yeah, that was besides the point.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes, I found it was 1560 when I was at the checkout.
And then I only took me out, and it didn't take me out $25 bucks.
It took me out.
It was a $20 gift card and then they wanted chips.
That's what I'm thinking.
They used it.
They bought the, yeah.
It's hilarious.
It's like, here's $20, here's my chips and the rest printed on the gift card.
Yeah.
That's ghetto.
That's what happened.
You got to cut them off.
You got to cut them off.
But they could have got no give.
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
Cut them off till they get their money up.
Can we do something crazy?
Like put something cute in the envelope,
but it's not a gift card.
It's not cash.
Because they're going to look for envelopes.
There's probably not even a gift table.
It's probably just a thing to put in.
Oh, like a box.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Could you do something?
A birthday card.
Like a coupon for your uncle to take you shopping.
Who uses coupons these days?
A hug coupon.
Like a little coupon.
Oh, those little cute ones at the kids right?
Yeah.
No.
Cash is king.
Waste of paper.
Cash is king
Credit cards
Of credit cards
Gift cards
I bought people
Gift cards
By the time to get them
They're zeroed out
Because there's
No there's like a scam going on
Where people are scanning gift cards
Oh yeah yeah
So I don't even do give cards no more
Just give cash
Hey invite concrete over me
I know
Just give cash
I'm not saying I'm giving you cash
I'm just saying
Cash is paid out
You just said that
You said that
No I'm done with giving people anything
my son needs something
someone gave concrete a hug
I gave us a heart
I'm gonna get a son
I ain't even nobody
nothing dog
dog
oh my ex jama
I may not even show up
Abral al
you matter
concrete
he has a strong arm
That's a nice jersey man
Thank you
Give him your jersey
You fit him
No I don't want that man
You said they were on sale
No
Let's like you have practice
later on her
For sure, it's Frimmage, because there's no team name on it.
Let's go.
Back to the topic, yes.
Next to topic.
Our guy Rigo, Rigo, Rigo.
All right, let's go to Katie.
Katie, Katie and Burbank.
What's up, Katie?
Katie.
Katie, Carol, Katie.
Good morning.
Good morning, Katie.
Katie, Rigo has some cousins that aren't really too great with the gifts that they give his kids.
And now it's their kids party, and he's trying to be like, should I give them the gift card and the cash that they're asking for?
Or should I just not give anything?
or maybe should I just pull up with a sweater
that I picked up somewhere along the line
and say, hey, a gift is a gift.
What would you tell him, Katie?
I think if he shows up with whatever he feels comfortable with,
if he doesn't have the cash or money to pick card right now,
if he can get a small gift, bring or something,
just because they're asking for cash
and gift cards doesn't mean he has to do that.
I mean, at weddings and baby showers
and all these things, people register for things
and there's always people that show up with things
that aren't on the registry.
And sometimes it's a really nice gift.
True.
So he could bring something and, you know, something that's nice if he wants and he finds that his niece might like.
But I think he needs to think about the niece, not the cousin.
That part.
We're losing focus.
In the future, talk to the cousins about it or say, you know, I wanted to bring your kid something nice, but it's really rub me the wrong way.
But do it later.
Katie, we're Hispanic.
We don't do any talking.
We don't do any talking.
You're so mature, Katie.
You're talking like you're a healthy individual.
We're not.
I was over here thinking car 1568.
into a cake pop.
Also, I wanted to say that the gift card thing, if you have less than $10 on a gift card,
you can ask the store to give you cash back in California.
In California.
What?
Get your money back.
Get your money.
Telling you.
We all need a friend like Katie.
Katie.
You know.
That was all this stuff.
Bet you have a great credit score, huh?
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Oh, yeah.
It's 800.
It's just 800.
I know.
I bet you have a lot in the savings like 80.
Slight work.
Slight work.
All right.
where she's at.
Katie.
Katie.
How much in the savings account?
1568.
1568.
That's good.
You're good, Katie.
Stay on the line.
I want to be a friend.
KVR.
H.D.1. Los Angeles,
Power 106.
L.A.'s number one for hip-hop.
Buenos Dias.
We're talking about Rigoberto.
Rigoberto has some cousins
that he doesn't really like
how they act around the family.
Like, you guys flex on,
that you got all this bread.
Anytime we go out,
though, you push the bill towards me.
Then I've had birthday parties
and you're taking cake
and Caprisons during the party home.
And besides that, the gifts that you give aren't really gifts, if we're really talking
about it.
You pretended to gift my child a gift and then took it back home.
Crazy.
Then you gave another one of my kids a 1568 gift card.
No, that's not a store.
That is the amount of money in the target gift card you gave my kids, all right?
Now it's their 16th birthday party for one of their kids.
And he's like, you know what?
I don't know that if I'm going to go.
I don't like that they're just asking for give cards and cash.
It just feels a little bit weird.
In this room, do you guys, and when you have parties, do you have a little thing of,
hey, give me this, give me that?
Any requirements for gifts?
Nobody?
No.
No.
No, but I have been to like parties that say like cash or gift card.
And it makes it so much easier than actually having to buy a gift.
My reasoning, and I will tell you this, because Jorge writes it on all of the invites for our parties
is we prefer
you don't bring a gift at all
and if you would like to send something
do something in our acorns account
for the kids like their little investment stuff
or whatever and I guess it's more for us
that these fools have so much
and also there's stuff they're gonna just
make messes like oh my God the person that gave
them kinetic sand why do you hate me
and it's fun for them
but then it just mounts up mounts up
mounts up and it's like they're I would rather
like don't even worry about the gifts
if they even get to opening it,
Lego sets are so much money right now.
Don't even put five bucks in their acorns.
They're like, you know, if you want to.
Yeah.
But it's not like a requirement.
Like, you can come with no give.
Just come through.
Yeah.
Or if you want to do something,
do the acorns.
But that's from your perspective
because I'm thinking like,
how would you feel like as a giver
giving someone like a $5 gift card?
Well, we don't even see it, Angie.
But even for you?
Like I don't, I'm not on it like,
okay, let's see Angie gave this and Vic.
gave I don't do that.
But even for yours, you say that you
put the acorn and stuff like you do
but you also put like the sizing
things like that. Yeah, sure do you want to. And then for
Rigo it's like you, they literally did not
put any of that info. She's 16, Angelica.
16, you can go to Victoria's Secret.
You can get them. No, listen.
No, not like that. I know.
But they have. Was her uncle.
No. No, no, no. Being creepy.
Hey, look what you do.
Creams right now.
Okay. And you why do you say that store?
Because the COVID
I don't know what you guys are thinking.
I'm a lot of them.
I don't know what you guys are thinking.
You guys are paying perps right now.
Thinking of a 16-year-old.
I'm not talking about they have lotions.
They have...
Yes, they do.
Greg, how dare you?
How dare you, Greg?
That's wild.
That's wild.
I get exactly where you're coming from.
If you feel that, unfortunately, you said it in a room of a bunch of peritos.
No, I hope that no uncle ever goes to.
Victoria's secret thing in underneath.
Okay.
It's lotions.
They have lotion.
Go to the body worse.
They have the pink store.
Yeah.
I know exactly where.
Yeah.
They have two.
My bad.
Probably just.
As a Theo rolling up with a Victoria's
secret bag is crazy work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't have to come up with like the
let Angie finish.
Let Angie finish.
How about that?
How about let's let Angie finish?
Angie finished.
Okay.
No, because now they're all thinking
present.
They're thinking of a 16 year old.
But.
We're not saying that.
There's options.
If you ever go to Victoria's Secret, they have more options.
They just lingerie.
That's what you're thinking.
A lot of girls in high school, they like to wear the pink stuff.
They like to wear like the sweatpants, things like that.
Sox.
Leggium, socks.
She's not lying.
You guys should be imperves.
But your tio pulls up with that.
You guys just should have let her finish.
No, we should have let her finish.
Hollister, old Navy.
That's like the last thing we think about for.
As guys.
And I'm giving you a perspective as a girl.
All right.
As a 16-year-old, when I was 16, that's what I'd be shopping.
there. I like the lotions. I like the body sprays.
I get it. She makes a lot of them. It's just as a Theo rolling up to a party with the Victoria's
Secret bag. I just want to know you don't have to give them a, and the Victoria's Secret
bag. You can still go buy the happy birthday bag.
We're not going to do that extra step to pack a bag. Well, that's on you guys. All right.
Let me just talk to Angie right now. Yes. Because you brought that up because I was saying
what people put in the invitations, right? Are you saying that you can put the sense you like
From Victoria's Secret?
If you want to, yeah.
Got it.
Like the things that you like.
Yeah.
That's what she was saying.
But I'm saying like Rigo didn't even get that option.
But Rigo didn't let her get it off.
You didn't let her get it off.
She just said Victoria's Secret and you guys went.
And then you guys started being paris.
No.
Perfs.
It's like.
It's like, come on, man.
Perps.
I'm which you.
I'm saying, pizza.
What are you going to think of pizza?
You got to think of pizza.
You're not going to be like, oh, yeah, the salad.
Let's get back to Rigo.
Let's get back to Rigo.
All right.
So Rico hit us up.
Rico's cousins, they flaunt their money all the time.
But when it comes to birthday parties and when it comes to gift giving, they're very stingy,
especially with his kids.
They've given him a 1568 amount of money inside a target gift card, which made them feel
like, this was used for my kid.
And they've also pretended to put a gift on the gifting table and then took it back home.
And he's seeing all of this.
He's like a hawk.
He's like, oh, my God, I see what they're doing.
He has, like, security footage straight on them.
A camera just straight on what they're doing.
Probably.
Because they steal Capri-Sons, they take home the cake pops and all of that.
Now it's their 16-year-old's birthday party, and they're asking just for gifts, gift cards, excuse me, or cash.
And he's like, I don't know how I feel about that.
I wish I could just buy her something and maybe put on a credit card, pay it later, times are tough, all of that.
Let's go to Lori in Fontana.
Lori.
Lori.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Lori, talk to us.
Talk to us.
What would you tell Rico?
Well, first of all, a lot of people do that.
because they do the little money, the little, like a cage sometimes where you put the card or the cash.
So it's not like.
Like a box.
It's not in time.
But if it's that big of a deal, I think, don't go.
Why are you making such a big deal about it?
It sounds petty.
It's childish.
Don't even go.
Jeez.
You sound fun.
No, Lori does the gift card thing.
Lori.
Do you do the gift card thing, Lori?
I do.
It's easier because kids are picky.
Yes.
I'll give cash.
I'll give cash.
It's cheaper than a gift.
Do you want to come to my birthday point?
I'm having a party right now.
I guess he wants to go because it's a family thing.
It's a family thing and it's his needs.
Go and don't cry about it and give her cash.
It's an envelope.
What is tight, Lori?
What is tight?
Economy.
He's tight.
Then he shouldn't go.
Laurie cut throws.
Lori.
Lori has boundaries.
And cash.
And cash.
Yes, there you go.
Thanks, Lori.
That makes you feel bad.
Just cut them off.
Just cut them off, like I said.
You can't just cut them off.
But maybe just pull up.
Pull up with you has a good time.
See what they tell you.
If they end up saying something, be like, oh, I got a list, y'all.
You guys want to talk about things you shouldn't do at a party?
Here you go.
This is how you get your revenge.
Technically, when you go to a store to get a gift card, they're empty.
So you actually don't have to buy anything.
You take the empty gift card, you put like 50 bucks on the envelope, and you give it to them.
And that's what Maxen Cox is a scam.
Or you get your scabber.
And then you'd be like, what do you mean?
I paid.
Yeah, well.
And they're empty.
So you're saying steal a gift card?
Max would go with the scams.
You don't steal them.
They're free.
They're free.
Yeah.
They're not free.
They're empty.
They're not free.
They're not free.
It's not stealing.
They're not free.
What are they going to charge you with?
Nothing.
You're telling me.
I took a piece of plastic.
Exactly.
You're telling me that my nieces have been stealing all these years.
Bags ain't even free.
They take the skiff cards.
You have to pay for the gift cards.
They're free.
Yeah.
You just write a number on the envelope.
The ones you pay for the visa cards.
No, you pay for all of them.
No, you don't.
Yes, you do.
They're empty.
Angie, I cannot walk into a Tarjeet right now and go get a card with that little dog with a little target.
Let's go right now.
No.
They have no monetary value until you play something.
The card itself should have monetary value.
Bring on live tomorrow.
I will. I'll go to Target.
Listen, and then he could put $500 on the
Instagram. Like it's a big gift.
No, thanks.
No, gracias. 568.
Put that.
That's what you should do.
He should give her a puzzle with 1,568 pieces.
All right, kids.
You've ever heard this in your
salon, in your living room.
It's time for you to do the chisbiano.
Look, we got Laboubos here.
This whole box of Labuos, big in an energy.
These are the newest ones.
It's not fake, and it's not from that bus
that just happened in Los Angeles
when they got like 50,000 words
dollars worth. Anyways,
we're asking our little ones.
If you want a Lububu, tell us
La Chizema in your house.
We got Max in here.
Hi, Max.
Hi, Max.
Max, how old are you, Max?
Six and a half years old.
Max, who's your dad?
Edgar.
Edgar.
Maximo, right?
Okay, so would you like a looboo?
I want to give you one,
but you got to tell me what happened at home.
Like, what's like the,
What's like the cheeseman, the gossip at your house?
My dad takes long in the bathroom like one hour.
One hour?
One hour.
What do you think he's doing in there?
He's going to the bathroom and using his phone while.
Does your mom ever get mad at that?
Only a little bit.
Only a little bit because your mom's really nice, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, little Max, where's the lotion in your house?
I'm in the bathroom.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
What a crazy coincidence.
Hey, Max.
Are mommy and daddy married?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
That's what you're telling you?
That's the light you're telling them.
Yeah, okay.
Thank you, Max.
Thank you for telling us to cheese.
Is there anything else you want to share?
Yeah.
What do you want to share?
My sister likes somebody just a little bit.
Oh.
That's the achievement right there, Max.
Your sister Emmy, does she have a boyfriend?
Like, yes and no.
A little bit?
She only likes him a little bit.
Oh, how do we feel about that big Max?
I got some investigating.
Okay, all right, all right.
Good job, good job, Max.
Good job, good job.
All right, see, be like our little guy, Max.
Sorry, if you could call in and tell us the juiciest cheesema, all right?
We're just something that has us going.
Oh, my God.
You can win a Laboubu.
You know, something slight.
Just mess up your family home for a Laboubu.
A little furry friend.
All right, let's go to Aubrey.
Aubrey, you're six years old.
What's up, Aubrey?
Aubrey.
Hi, Aubrey.
Oh, Aubrey, tell us the Cheesma in your house.
What's going down over there?
Oh, my mom and my dad having a...
Alginet, I'd act like a little kid who's sweet, but my mom has to kick him out.
What?
The mom and dad had an argument, and the dad was acting like a little kid, so the mom had to kick him out.
You understood it?
How do you understand that?
I'm a father.
Aubrey, is that true?
What they fight about?
Yes.
What were they fighting about?
I don't know.
You got to pay attention, Audrey.
Yeah, but you got to give full details, baby, girl.
Don't hang up, don't hang up, though.
All right, Janelle, Janelle, good morning, Janelle.
Janelle.
Hi, Janelle, how old are you?
I'm 15.
You're 15, Janelle, try to beat these loobos of this cheese man from these little kids.
Tell us, Janelle, what's the cheesma in your crib?
I got in trouble, but I'm not about to stay home by myself.
But my mom, she had left me to go to a Rams game.
But my dad was texting her like, oh, where was like, I end everything.
And then she just said I was staying with a friend's house,
but I'm always staying at a friend's house, supposedly,
because she's always going out.
Oh!
Dad or not together.
And your mom went to a Rams game,
left you home alone.
But when your dad hit up your mom to check on you,
she said you were at a friend's house.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
That's juicy.
That's true.
How you feel about that?
When you get to your dad or you're like, dad, she's lying, or you don't tell him?
I don't tell him.
Oh, you told us.
Jean-Hale.
All right. Please, please hold on the line.
She's big into energy.
Where's your pop right now?
CPS.
That co-parent drama is a lot.
Yeah.
That's a good one.
She's 15, bro.
She's 15.
Uh, what?
All right, let's go to, uh, who.
Zoe in Arcadia.
Zoe.
Hi, Zoe.
Hi, Zoe.
It's so much.
Oh, Zoe.
Zoe.
Zoe, I got these little boobo, Zoe.
I need to know the cheese match your crib.
What's going down?
Well, my, my,
Parents are kind of slaying up pretty soon.
Oh, they're going to divorce?
Okay.
But why?
Why?
It's okay, because my mom's just not happy, you know?
Why is she not happy?
I want to know why.
Because there's just, like, not changing.
Okay.
Oh, not changing?
Yeah, because conversations.
But it's, like, good because I want my mom to be happy.
That's good.
And you'll have two Christmases.
Yeah.
Well, your mom's with someone
Because it's right here it says
They're getting divorced
And the baby daddy doesn't know it yet
So
Yeah, well, because
He doesn't
When I had asked him if my mom are okay
He's like, I don't know
And I was like, dang
But mom just already made up her mind
Yeah, like you already know mom's about to dip
Yeah
And I'm trying to these labubes for her
Because she's kind of been like really sad
Oh so you don't even want the laboobo
It's for your mom.
Give her the box.
Zoe, how old are you?
I'm 14.
Oh, she's 14.
Very much.
The Labibu's not going to save the marriage.
All right.
You know what?
You get the Labuobu.
I'm going to give it to you.
Just stay on the line.
Oh, thank you.
You're going to need it.
You know what?
I know you want it for your mom.
I need you to have it because you're going to need something to cuddle with when this whole transition of life happens.
Believe me, I've been there.
It's a lot.
All my love to you.
You're going to have her home in life.
You're going to be extremely funny.
She'll be hilarious.
Yeah, she'll be hilarious.
Whatever you do in life, you're just going to go far, okay?
Your mom's not going to need it, trust me.
What?
The mom's not going to need it.
The daughter is.
Jesus.
Greg.
All right, let's go.
I think it's, I don't know how this, this name is spelled I-V-O-V.
I hope it's correct.
Evov?
Evov, is that your name?
Evov in Pekoyman?
Oh, I hate Umberto right now.
Pekirman.
Yvonne in Pekoyama.
Yvon.
Yvonne, I'm so sorry.
Yvonne.
Yvonne, you're five years old.
You sound like a full adult right now.
Yeah, that's her mom.
That's me.
All right.
Yvonne.
Yvonne, tell us the cheesma in your house.
What's the cheesemet?
Mommy and Dad close the door and they're like clapping cheeks.
All right.
All right.
Wait, what?
What did she say?
What?
I heard that clear.
All right.
No, what does she say?
Someone.
Close the door?
I like.
Conjree.
What are you doing over there?
What are you doing?
I don't...
Okay, what did she say?
That little girl said that her mom and her dad
close the door and they start
clapping.
Oh, clapping because they saw a good show.
Well, she said the PG-13 version.
She said, standing ovations.
She's five.
On her little note, it said that her mom farts
in front of her dad.
That's what she said.
That was the last minute change
for the Labuba win right there.
That was like, hey, you got to do better
than this girl that her mom getting divorced.
Whoa, whoa.
That's insane.
Yvats bomb.
I'm going to talk to you.
Stand the line.
All right.
Audrey, Audrey, Audrey and Pomona.
I don't know if we can she keep going.
I don't know.
Audrey, keep it going.
I like this.
What's up, baby girl?
Audrey, tell us the cheeseman in your house for Laboubu.
We're trying to see what's going down.
Okay.
My grandpa cheated all my grandma with my ass.
That's it.
Okay.
That's all right.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. What did you guys expect from this?
So what do you? What did you guys really expect from this, guys?
I don't want to ask any more questions. I do. I do. I do.
It's not like we're destroying the lives. It's already happening.
Yeah. It already happened. I don't want to know the answer to some of these questions.
The grandma cheated. With the grandma with the aunt.
With the aunt. But wouldn't the aunt be his daughter?
No. No. It could be the other side.
Right, Audrey?
I hope so.
Huh?
Which Tia?
That's his Tia.
It's my,
it's my grandma's brother's wife.
So,
Oh.
My grandma's brother's wife.
Yeah, no,
his sister-in-law.
Yeah.
So to her,
that's the aunt, that's a great aunt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are they still together?
What's going on?
What's happening there?
My grandpa and my aunt are living together.
Nice.
And your abuelita?
Where's your grandma?
She lives by herself at La Puente.
In a convalescent home, you'll give you on La Boubo.
Dying of heartbreak.
Audrey went.
By herself in La Puente is great.
Eating jello every day.
All right.
We're getting like she's been in the house for a Laboubo.
It's turning weird.
I don't know.
I thought like, like, yeah, they fart in front of each other.
I like this.
Yeah, I like it.
Show us your trauma.
All right.
Let's go to Sophia and Compton.
Sophia.
What's up, Sophia?
What is going to be really bad.
All right.
Sophia, tell us your cheese home cheesemet for a Laboubu.
So my aunt, she randomly just lost like a lot of weight.
And everybody was asking her how she did it.
And she said that she was exercising and eating healthy,
which
all our family was like
oh wow
she's so
like
and stuff
and so
And so
Okay
keep going
Keep going
And so
And so
Turns out
What she ended up doing
Was taking
Weight loss pills
And
Is that what they call them now?
Like
Mm-hmm
Gainski
All right.
I think he did it.
Greg,
stop cutting off this.
Let's take too long.
Take some reading lessons.
All right.
Bella.
Bella, Bella, what's up, Bella?
Hello.
Hi, Bella.
Bella, we have these.
La Boo-boos were giving away for the best cheesma that we get this morning.
What's going on in your house?
Basically, my brother's car broke down, and, like, he doesn't have a car anymore.
And my mom, like, knows someone that, like, gave her, like, a car to flee.
and she charged my brother for the car
when she got it for three.
That's a good one.
Wow.
That's a win.
That's how, that's legit.
All right, Bella, are you going to tell him?
No, because my mom promised me she'll take me to this.
She'll take me shopping if I don't tell him.
Yo, that's hilarious.
She'll take you shopping with his money that he pays her for the free car.
she's giving him.
Wow.
Good job, Bella.
You did great.
You did incredible.
You did.
All right, bro.
We got hella cheesema this morning.
We got to know which weight loss pills, though.
Osambic.
Stop.
What?
Stop.
All right.
Who's your guy's favorite?
What cheesema was your favorite?
You like Audrey.
Audrey, Angie?
Yep.
That the grandpa's dating the Dia.
That's so juicy.
Yeah, that's a cheese.
That takes mine too.
That was pretty crazy.
Yeah.
Marjorie, whose parents are splitting.
You just got it.
I like that one.
Oh, Zoe.
Yeah.
That was
I like this girl with the hush money
This is right now
Bella
Bella
Okay what about
What about Janelle
Who's mom lies to dad
About going to the games
That's a good
That's good
I like single mom activity right there
All right
I'm giving my little boo-boo
To Marjorie
That's the divorcee
To be
Who are you giving your little boo-boo to Andrew?
Audrey
Gets your little boo-booboo
Maximum, who gets your labubu?
Hush money, because I would do the same thing.
Bella.
Bella, you're getting a labo.
Congratulations, Bella.
You're going to get a laboo for Maximo.
Hey.
You're welcome.
All right.
Vic, who gets your liboubu?
I was going to say a divorce kid.
I already did that.
Too, but.
Somebody else, Vic.
I have a blast.
What about the, man, you guys took the good ones.
You don't want the clapping cheeks or you do the...
Oh, yeah.
The Rams game.
The Rams game.
The Rams game.
Janelle.
Janelle, you're getting a little boo-boo, Janelle.
Thank you for spreading your gossip about your mom.
Even though you won't tell your dad.
Yeah.
Thanks, Janelle.
All right.
Do you don't want to say anything cool?
All right.
Concord, who are you going to give you a little boo-bo-bo-oo?
Yeah, the cheat clapper.
Just just...
Just for having the audacity.
Yeah, Ivan, you know what?
Yeah, you got a lot of...
You got a lot of caonis over there, little Yvonne.
You win a lo-a-boobo from Carlin.
concrete. She's in the bathroom right now. She's something else though. She is.
No, you're something else, Mom. You are something else, Mom.
She's got me to mind her business.
No, Yvonne. She doesn't know those words. My parents close the door and they start clapping
cheeks. You told her that. Yvonne's mom.
She learned that from her dad.
Greg, who do you want to give your Labu-Boo?
None of these kids. They're all wax.
Oh, my.
Oh, you're so.
I hate it.
This doesn't sound like any trauma at all.
She sounds like a regular life.
Audrey was good.
No, kids are whack.
All right.
Do better is what you're saying?
We had a divorce saying.
We had, yeah.
One of those was like,
it's like, it's tough to talk on radio.
That's how you sounded like.
Yeah, but at least I have more trauma.
Okay.
What is your home cheesme?
My home cheesme?
My dad wasn't there.
Okay.
All right.
That's just your drama.
One time he gave him a burger that was in and out, but he pretended it was.
He wrote In-N-Out on the bag, and I never trusted him after that ever again in my life.
A homemade burger.
That sounds like a dad that might be struggling.
No, he had money.
He definitely just didn't want to spend it on me.
I would have at least got the fake bag from In-N-Out.
No, no, he got a brown bag and wrote it and said Ednaut on it.
Foreshadowing.
Okay, well, it's time to move on forward.
All right.
We're going to do more Lubbubu Giveaways throughout this weekend next week.
I don't know if we should be doing the cheeseman anymore.
It would be the good cheesem.
I do appreciate it.
I think baby girl almost broke down telling us about her mom divorcing her.
But she got a lobooboo.
Okay, true.
That might help.
That might help.
All right.
To all the cheering out there.
I was a ghost.
I was alone.
To watch it.
It's okay.
Oh, they're vibing right now.
Y'all don't care of it.
You don't care, Greg.
Maximo gets it.
Angie gets it.
Yeah.
I was a queen that I meant to.
Come on, y'all.
This is the number one song on the Billboard Hot 100 right now.
Wait, number one.
No.
No.
Number one.
Huntrix, K-pop Demon Hunters is the movie that's on Netflix,
and it all surrounds a K-pop girl group versus a K-pop guy group,
but the guy group ends up being demons.
But it's a super cool situation, right?
And this song is doing incredible numbers right now.
It's called Golden.
Matter of fact, a trio.
of girls have not hit the top 100
since this record.
Since Destiny's Child.
So what Huntrix is doing, what this movie is doing
is beyond just even killing it on Netflix
and going inside the minds of our children.
They're also killing it on the Billboard charts.
I was really confused at first
because Max was watching it and they just kept singing.
Yeah, it's different songs.
And then the more I sat down and paid attention,
like the music is not like my cup of tea,
but it's actually really good.
It's catchy.
Yeah, super catchy.
And the storyline is really good.
I know sometimes we think anime or we think K-pop and it's like, oh, immediately out of our sphere.
It trip me out.
And I have nieces, so I'm like, it's for sure from my niece, Brooklyn and Olivia.
But then my nephew, Alex got into it.
And then Horito and Luis.
And they each find they're like the person that they identify with or like, oh, yeah, we're the demons.
Like, we're the Saja boys.
Those are the like the dudes that are like, they're a boy band, but they're also demons.
It's the whole thing.
And you fall in love with it.
It might be the next classic movie that we see.
Classic movie?
Yeah, for kids.
Especially for them.
It's not up to you.
It's for them.
You are over 18.
For them, they love this stuff.
I mean, everyone had like their, they're kind of like musical in a sense, like high school musical.
Then the other vampire ones.
The one's seen in the Gomez?
On Disney.
It's like, oh my God, I can't think of it.
It's leaving my brain.
But it's also like another movie that's about singing, musical.
And this is like their era.
This is it.
And it's top in the charge.
So I'm not mad at it.
No, I'm not either.
Has a little bit gotten into it?
He hasn't.
I think he might be a little too old for it or I don't know.
Maybe he is.
I haven't seen it.
Yeah.
It's a whole thing right now, bro.
I believe I've seen like the trailer.
Like it's like one of the first things that pops up on Netflix.
I've just never clicked on it.
But my question is why are the males demonized?
Why are they demonized?
Oh, that's true.
One of the girls is a demon too.
Oh, okay.
That's right.
It's balanced.
Yeah, it's a balance.
It just goes for the storyline.
Okay.
The girls are the demon hunters and then the demon like kings like,
oh we know what will get them make a demon boy band
to go against the girl band
but it's just a whole not thing
you gotta watch you gotta watch it Angie I haven't seen it
but I know my nieces were trying to hate on it
because they're really really into K-pop
but they fell in love with it
yeah like it like it a lot
I guess for K-poppers or for animeers
like what is this
yes exactly good enough and then it's like oh my god
I'm vibing to this
yeah it's a whole thing
that was them welcome to the new world
that's the new like
And right now, K-pop.
Everybody loves K-pop and stuff like.
And anime.
These are like the two things that people love
and they're killing it over on Netflix.
Yeah, so shout out to Golden by Huntrix
on first week at number one
on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.
And like I told you, as for all women
collectives of three or more members,
it's the first top to top
the Hot 100 in 24 years
since Destiny's Child's Beauty Licious.
You got to give props.
Hell yeah.
Got to give props.
That's all my little kids out there.
This is going to be a really big Halloween costume
Get ready
I see
Because the girls have different color hair
Like one has purple hair
One has pink hair
One has like more brunette color
The boys too
There's I believe it's five boys
And then they each have their own look
I'm gonna ask my son about the
What is the Soju Boys?
Saja Boys
And they have a song called Soda Pop
And that's its own thing too
I'm telling you this is a universe
That's happening right in front of our eyes
When I'm with my kids
You'll catch me streaming these
Yep, Demon Hunter.
It sounds like it would be something different.
It's not.
Yeah, it sounds scary, but it's not.
It's cool.
It's cool beans.
Angie, we got somra sal on the way.
We do.
You guys, Jailo got some neck action by a surprise fan.
What?
Hey!
Sambra Sala with Angie.
Okay, you guys need to start respecting Jailo.
And I mean, you guys, as in the guys here in the room.
Let's go.
I respect her.
Do you?
Because she went through it over the weekend.
Mid-performance, you guys.
She was singing.
right
imagine her singing
beautiful
why do you play that
because she's singing
when is she going to start
singing
amazing
she makes you feel like I could do it
I got chills
oh then you try it
then you try it
try it
ah
that day you sound it so much better
you go ahead
Wow.
Wow.
Well, close enough.
Well, she was Mitzong, right?
And then all of a sudden, like, you just see a large cricket.
It's a grasshopper.
Okay.
It's a grasshopper.
It was a cricket.
It's a cricket grasshopper.
Same family.
Well, okay, Grasshopper.
Grasshopper.
Okay. Grasshopper cricket that was crawling up her chest all the way that it got to her neck.
And she just kept her cool, you guys.
She kept her cool, and all she did was they.
Oh.
He was tickling me.
She got it from Renet.
I'm not even kidding.
Like, it was probably as big as your thumb or something like that.
No, it's huge.
It's way bigger than your thumb, Angie.
It's big.
Grasshoppers are huge.
Grasshoppers are big.
Yeah.
It was a grasshopper.
It was a grasshopper.
It was a grasshopper.
It was a green.
That grasshopper has no idea it is now engaged.
Why?
I just told you.
I just told you you need to respect her.
I respect her.
They're not going to.
Respect her.
When you tell them to respect her.
I expected they don't.
That's like telling them not to, Angie.
No, I respect her.
I do.
Imagine you singing and the cricket shows up?
On your neck.
A grasshopper.
A grasshopper on your neck, yes.
It's not going to do anything to you.
It creep me out because they had her on the big screen.
So she doesn't know what's going on.
She's just trying to keep the show going.
And the TVs are all fixated and zoomed in on her.
And you see that thing just crawling up.
You got to check out the video.
You're back mornings 106 on Instagram.
Yep.
You just see then her grab it and chuck it.
Like nothing.
Like nothing.
But she was grossed out.
You cannot be grossed out.
You have a bug on you.
Yeah.
Well, I swallow eight spiders a year.
According to research.
Not purposely while I sleep.
Supposedly I swallow eight.
Every human swallows eight spiders a year.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Probably.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I guess that wouldn't freak me out then.
You've never had a bug on you.
I've choked on there trying to swallow a cricket.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I almost died on there for you guys.
I remember one time I stepped on a guzzano.
No, not a guzano.
What's a snail?
The snail.
Snail.
But not with the shell.
Like a worm?
No, it's, what?
A worm.
A snail without the shell?
It's a baboso.
Oh, that's what it's called?
Okay, I stepped on that, and I was like, oh, my God, it was the worst thing ever afterwards.
Yeah.
Oh, I couldn't only imagine.
Like, it's squishy, it's slimy.
Why you do that's a turbo?
Yeah.
Facts.
I did.
Probably like once a week I have a spider on me.
Like there's a tree right next to my house that does a lot of spiders and they love my car.
So they always just go on my car, make webs and I just get stuck with spiders all the time.
You don't get creeped out?
I'm used to spiders.
I used to be scared.
I used to be scared.
I'm not scared anymore because how much it happens.
You got over it.
Yeah.
So I was like, all right, it's cool.
I know.
I know.
Actually, it actually happened to my cousin when we were in Mexico.
We were in line to get into the club, right?
So we're like all dull-dub, where heels, things like that, right?
And then next thing you know, she feels like something crawling up her leg.
And she looks down and I kid you not, it was like the giant cockroaches on her leg.
And so she starts screaming.
She's like, oh, my God, oh, my God, get it off.
She gets it off and, like, everybody is just looking at her, like, judging her, like, that's normal.
You got to go home after that.
Yeah, you got to go, you got a cockroats going up your leg.
Yeah, because everyone was thinking it's coming out.
Like, you brought her home.
I don't say that.
We were waiting in line.
Sorry, Cody.
That's what everybody thinks.
We wouldn't have known who it was.
Yeah, you just say your cousin.
Goddy.
Oh, you said again.
All right.
You have to tell us.
All right, that's it for Soma.
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Yeah, look, just when you thought the drive.
the Drake and Kendrick drama was over,
Drake's legal team made a major move in this battle rap saga.
I'm gonna tell you more about it next.
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The word is the Drake and Kendrick battle now involves ghost, robots, and private investigators, you guys.
What?
Yes, very spooky, spooky hours.
The UMG and Drake lawsuit is still going on, and Drake is still trying to prove to the world
that this song
They not like us
They not like us
They not like us
Was not popular organically
We were just manipulated
Into liking it
All right
I remember I liked it as soon as I heard it
Same
I'm like that's a banger
Literally
I'm also very biased
I will say
Yeah
Like Kendra got me from the jump
But that that song
That feeling initially
When it dropped
It was good
You can tell it hits a hit
Literally
So all right
And it's all because of this
Mano Mena
Asamoa who supposedly
Kendrick's fairy bot parent because Drake is convinced he exists even though he seems to be a ghost.
Uh-oh.
His team has hired a private investigator, Drake's team, but they haven't been able to locate him.
They've searched for him at five different addresses over six months.
And the reason is because they want to subpoena him to court because they believe Kendrick's team paid him to artificially inflate the streaming numbers of Not Like Us.
Yeah.
Or that somehow he was maybe like the connector between bot,
and the label.
So he hired people or paid people for the label,
something of that nature.
Like he was some type of middleman or whatever.
For like what, like streaming for him?
I'm not too sure.
I don't know what, like this, I've never heard of this guy.
But it was really hard for them to serve him.
They actually had to go to the judge and be like,
can we serve him by other means?
We can't find this guy physically?
He's evading us.
Can we just send him an email and that work, period?
And then the judge is like, look, you've been months trying to subpoena him?
Yes, you could go by those means.
Yeah.
By like secondary means.
Yeah, that's their like win that they're going to now try to like, you know, because
if you don't subpoena somebody that don't have to like appear.
So it's like, okay, now they're going to get them in the courtroom and then they're going to be like,
aha, he's real and he didn't really do all this.
And I guess that's their like little win that they have to where now they're like,
we're going to get to the bottom of this.
This was all, you know, boosted by stream farms and Kendrick's music doesn't.
really hit like that and it's all just manipulation it's just you m g doing doing its thing i didn't know
okay so this is my thing i i i for sure i'm like do this song's a hit why you're tripping like go cry
me a river jason timberlake right but at the same time this guy evading that type of thing i'm like
oh then maybe they're right it's a little like you don't you don't try to get away from a subpoena
unless you're trying to get away from us yeah but then again it's like how do you feel
very guilty to me it does but then again how do you even hide in 2025 like this who did it
You can.
He figured it out.
Yeah.
It just makes it seem like very conspiracy theory.
Like to me, like Drake and his legal team are acting like Fairly Godparents, like the Mr. Crocker, this dude.
Very Godparents.
Oh, like just, uh, accusation.
Yeah.
Ah, this is what they're doing.
They're doing.
But, uh, sir, he was right.
He was not right.
In the Fairly Godparents, he was right.
Oh, yeah, Mr. Crocker.
Yeah.
He wasn't crazy, but everybody was.
But everyone thought he was crazy.
Like, just the way that he's going about it.
Like, you're acting really weird, bro.
Exactly.
Uh-huh.
And again, this is a lawsuit between Drake versus a universal music group, not Drake versus Kendrick.
Yeah.
Although they did say that Kendrick might have to be forced to be a witness.
Have to be a witness.
In everything.
And I just know, like, if it goes anything like the deposition that he put on his concert, it's going to be a very funny, funny testimony from Kendrick.
Oh, yeah.
You got what I'm saying?
It'll be content for sure.
I'm kind of looking forward to it if that does happen when Kendrick pulls up.
Right.
He's going to have a fit on.
Everything's going to be
Some sort of subliminal detail
Or something like that
Yeah, I'm actually kind of looking forward to that
Yeah, he's going to tell them to drop, drop, drop, drop the lawsuit
What if Kendrick just pulls that bump in?
They're not like us, they're not like us
They're not like us
They're going to say this bot
Not gonna lie, this is the one thing that after reading
For months and months of what's going on with this trial
That I'm like, oh, day, maybe something didn't happen weird
Because this guy was alluding everybody
and couldn't get served.
It's like, what you got to hide?
Like, who pays you for real?
And I do think that this, while this might say, yes, they did boost not like us,
it's going to have to also be like, and we boosted this, and we boosted this, and we boosted this,
and Drake, we boosted this of yours, remember?
Yeah.
And remember, you know our name because you used us for this and this and this.
So I just don't know if it's worth taking everybody, including yourself down with the shit.
I was thinking that exact same thing.
Like, okay, once you open that kind of worms, it's like everything.
is going to come out. Discovery. They're going to be like, okay, well, we're not biased because we did
this for you. And let's see what that leads to.
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