Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 540 Caregiving or Torture? You Decide | Brown Bag Mornings (08/20/25)
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The more brown back, the better. Come on.
Everyone at six, when is Diaz? Good morning.
Good morning.
It's Wednesday, August 20th, 2025.
I'm Letty, and purple is my favorite color.
All right. I'm Rose Kranzvik, and it's humpday.
You don't want to say your favorite color?
My favorite color?
Red. Red, red, red.
Really?
Since when?
I know. Is that a new favorite color?
It is, it is, you guys. Breaking news.
Red is my new favorite color.
You can't change favorite colors.
Yes, you can.
Not as an old person.
Yes, you can.
I change it all the time.
Okay, then I want to change my favorite color because look at me and purple, not really
having a good thing going on.
I want to be turquoise.
Turquoise?
Yeah.
We're changing favorite colors?
Okay.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Well, I'm maximal.
My favorite color is dark olive green.
Dark olive green?
That's he stayed with it.
Yeah.
Your favorite colors to be.
green.
No.
It was gray.
That's a lie.
What a sad guy.
My favorite color is gray.
That was gray.
Okay, Maximo, a forest green.
Yeah, like a forest green.
Nice.
Okay.
My name's Angie and my favorite color is brown.
Like tan.
I know.
Don't lie.
Like neutral.
Like me.
Moka.
Anything brown.
Yeah.
And you're your color.
Just don't wear a brown shirt because from a distance we might be like, what the hell?
No, leggings.
Leggings.
I made that mistake before.
Never again.
Are you naked?
But no.
My name is Greg C.
And my actual color, my actual favorite color is red.
I don't lie like some people.
What?
I've never seen you wear red.
How dare you take his favorite color, Vin?
What are you, a conquistador?
No, your favorite color is black like your soul.
Come on.
I don't know.
I like red a lot, but some people are just lying.
and it kind of hurts my feelings.
Isn't that weird?
Yeah.
I've never heard this man talk about his favorite girl being red.
It's red.
Ever.
It brings out my eyes.
No, it doesn't.
Yeah, it brings out my green eyes.
Greg, I believe you.
I believe you.
I believe you that your favorite color is red.
I love the color red.
Yeah.
Like, I used to wear red hat a lot.
And then people started calling me fresh dirt.
Okay.
All right.
Oh.
Get out.
Get out.
Come on.
I used to wear.
Not today.
Why you're going to lie?
Not that hat.
Putting way too much on it now.
Yeah.
Now, now I take back my sports.
All right.
Look, we're going to get into the weather with concrete in a second,
but I did want to talk to you guys about a debate I'm seeing online,
and I would like to see if we can have the same debate, all right?
All right.
You're going to have an answer in your head as soon as I say this.
Keep it in your head.
All right?
You, I'm talking to you.
Yes, you too, keep it in your head.
Do not say it out loud.
A master of debaters.
Okay.
So this debate is on America's big four.
The four major cities.
in the USA, all right?
There's a debate on it.
There's a common consensus on three of them.
New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago.
Those are the big three.
But when you say four major cities in the USA,
the four major cities in the USA,
what's that fourth city?
Don't say it out loud.
We're going to all say it on the count of three.
Because supposedly, no people have like the same answer.
Okay.
All right.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
So already we have New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago.
What is the fourth major city when we're talking about USA's four major cities?
Okay, one, two, three.
Miami.
What?
What?
I said, me and Maximo said Miami.
Yay!
I said Houston.
Okay.
You didn't have to explain that later.
All right.
I said San Francisco.
Okay.
I said Seattle.
What?
Okay.
Everyone has to explain.
I don't know.
When I see Miami's, I think of where I would want to travel.
I want to travel to New York.
I want to travel to L.A.
I want to travel to Chicago.
And I want to go to Miami.
I feel the same way.
I feel like it's places people want to travel and places with some really pretty looking people.
I like that.
I like that.
Vic, please explain Houston, brother.
It's in the middle of the country.
Okay.
And it has like all four sports teams.
Like it has like soccer.
It has football.
basketball, baseball.
Okay.
I'm not too.
Angelica.
Okay.
So I remember something in high school, like they would teach us.
Like, they would have to, like, some people from Europe would have to go to check in to San Francisco.
And that was big.
And I remember when I was working at Macy's, like a lot of the tourists would say, like, that they were going to go up to San Francisco.
Okay.
So you're like touristy, right?
Yeah.
I'm thinking touristy too.
Okay.
All right.
Nice.
Well, they're in L.A.
That's the closest place.
I feel like you're choosing San Francisco over L.
Le Anji?
No, literally that's...
Oh yeah, but it's up there.
Let me not compare.
Gregory.
I said Seattle.
Right.
Wow.
Yeah, that one's weird.
I don't know.
I feel like everybody wants to go to Seattle at least once in their life.
That's a sad choice.
So what in their favorite color is gray?
Yeah.
I'm sorry to Seattle.
I'm very sad.
I like Seattle.
I do want to go to Seattle because I want to see what it's like to be in Twilight.
That's where they filmed it?
It's supposed to be set in there.
I don't know that they filmed it there, but it's supposed the setting is Seattle for the rainy and the gloominess and all of them.
Oh, wow.
Jose says that it was not.
It's Oregon, right?
He says that it wasn't.
It takes place.
Yeah.
The setting.
Yes, but it wasn't filmed there, right?
It was actually filmed a lot of in Oregon.
Okay.
Oh, Jose.
Oregonian over there.
I only want to go to Seattle to sit on the Kirk Cobain bench.
Whoa.
Whoa.
There we go.
All right.
That's fine.
Well, people are debating up San Francisco because they claim it's the tech crown.
D.C., no one said Washington, D.C., political reasons.
You know museum reasons too.
Yeah, true.
Miami, global flavor and Latin American influence.
Okay.
Houston is one.
Okay.
Population, diversity, and the food scene.
However, Reddit is saying that the number four major city in the USA is
Richmond, Virginia.
What?
The VA?
Reddit just likes to piss people off is what I find it.
is a big clips fan apparently.
I know.
For real, they love that.
So there you go.
What's your big four?
All right?
Did you agree with what we said or not?
You can always DM us, chime in on the show.
Brown Bank Morning's 106 on Instagram.
Leave us a little voice note.
Tell us how you feel.
Yeah.
Tell us if Seattle is your Lord.
It's pretty wild.
Enough of that.
It's time to talk money, you guys.
And what one man did in order to try to get his son to go out and make some money, all right?
A dad found a dad in China found a creative workaround when his 23-year-old son would spend all-day gaming instead of securing a job for himself.
Here's what the dad did.
Hired a hitman.
What?
What?
All right.
Insurance money?
It kind of gets really, really good.
It's a virtual hitman, you guys.
Oh.
The dad hired high-level players in his son's favorite online games to repeatedly kill the young man's avatar.
Every time he logged in.
All right.
The mental strategy is make games so frustrating that this kid won't want to play anymore.
That's genius.
That's smart.
Right?
Diabolical.
The guy's right there like, oh, he's a camper.
What was he doing?
He's snipe me.
Oh, I hate this game.
I'm going to get a job.
Yes.
That was the plan.
Yeah.
Now, it did frustrate the kid.
It did frustrate his 23-year-old kid.
Yeah.
But his 23-year-old kid kind of figured out like, you know, just do this.
is too good.
It's too much of a thing I log on and I'm just shut down.
Yeah, right away.
Or I'm pew-pewed as soon as it happens.
As soon as I log in and he told his dad, you know what?
I will stop playing the video games.
I'm just going to sleep now.
I'm not going to find a job, dad.
Just gave up.
Yeah.
What a solution.
Now he needs to hire Freddy to love his dreams.
Yes, Freddy Cougar.
Hilarious.
Hey, dad, there's another guy.
There's another hitman.
His name is Freddy.
Oh, gosh.
But hiring a virtual hitman for your kid is pretty insane.
I love that.
Yeah, very smart.
They call them sweats.
Yep.
Oh, it's a thing.
Yeah, they call them sweats.
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
Vick has told me, like, it's like, oh, the players are sweat.
Like, he just, like, is like one of the best players ever.
Okay, okay, okay.
He's just, like, they play this so long, and so they just call them a sweat.
Like, they're just the best players in the game.
Yeah, gosh.
So you're saying you hired somebody.
to get your kid.
Oh yeah.
My kid hasn't played in three, four months.
Clearly.
Didn't play all summer.
Yeah.
Well, there's no PlayStation at Vicks' house.
Still didn't have him getting a job or thinking about it.
But speaking of jobs, happy National Radio Day, this is our job.
Yeah.
Let's go.
I just don't understand why Vic would send me this story.
Vic sent me a story about the 40 jobs most at risk of being taken over by AI.
And on this list is what we're doing right now.
Victor.
Radio personalities.
We're up there.
So are music DJs?
Reporters of any kind, journalist, editors.
Yes, you too, bro.
I don't know why you would do this.
I know, Victor.
I don't know.
I saw it and I was just like, oh, it's crazy.
But like, you don't, wait, hold on.
They're talking about us.
All right, Vic, what are you going to do when you can't be a radio DJ anymore
Or a journalist because AI took over your gig.
Is virtual hitman still available?
Is a sweat?
There he is.
I don't understand this.
Sleep, I guess.
I don't know.
Let's get it pay your bills.
Just give up.
No.
I don't know.
I mean, yeah, it's scary to see that, like, that all these jobs are, like, at risk.
It's like, you know, at first it was, like, the cashiers.
Yeah.
You know, it's like, then it was like, you start to see, like, self-checkout, and you're like, oh, that's cool.
And then, like, it just starts slowly going.
likes you.
Yeah.
Even at ATM, like, that didn't exist.
It was like just a, you had to go inside a bank before.
Oh, you're right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's just funny to see the way the world changes.
And I will say, I, I've seen already stuff like, like streaming services, quote, unquote, takeover radio.
And radio's been, quote, unquote, dying for the longest time and personalities and all of that.
However, there's just nothing that beats this back and forth, this feeling that we have, what we got going on me and you?
Yes.
There's nothing that beats that, okay?
I mean.
Not even if the AI never sounds grumpy or yells at her crewmates or stutters or all of that, okay?
Not even if that AI has triple H's.
Okay?
You got quiet.
Well, yeah, I got it.
Oh.
I was thinking of the wrestler, Triple H.
I'm just trying to level one.
Please don't let AI take us over.
I don't even know that was a source.
A lot.
A lot.
I'm scared if they put AI on sap.
Luz Angie.
Yeah, you can't make your AI say necessary.
True.
Necessory.
Possible.
Sounds like a word.
I was just saying, please don't think like that.
That was my new stuff that's affecting our wallet, okay?
Okay.
Okay, look, we have Simp or Pimp on the way, and today's nominee, fake-loved a meal,
because it's the only thing his baddie knows how to cook.
That's really mean.
That is mean.
But we are going to see if it's Simp or Pimp coming up.
However, we want to tell you about this new thing we got going on.
Can we please make some noise for the diva herself, Mariah Carey!
Yeah!
No, anybody?
Anybody try it?
No, no, no, hold on.
Mariah Carey herself is not here.
She will be soon.
And we want to give you the chance to meet her, okay?
It's the Mariah Carey experience.
Two tickets to see Mariah Live at a future.
show we're giving away also a $500 shopping spree.
Mariah Carey merch and the chance to meet her and us too.
I'm Brownback Morty.
Wow.
Yes, we are searching for the biggest lamb.
Why are we searching for the biggest lamb, Greg?
To meet Mariah Carey.
But what's a lamb, Greg?
Mariah Carey fan.
There we go.
Yes.
He knows.
He knows.
We started this competition on our Instagram, Brown Bag Mornings 106.
asking you to submit a 30 second video on why you should be the one that meets Mariah Carey
and gets the whole brown bag Mariah Carey experience, all right?
We got some submissions and I'm going to tell you what not to do and what to do.
What we're looking for and when we're not looking for.
Because it seems like there needs to be more clear instructions.
All right?
Showing us why you deserve the tickets was not instruction enough for this guy and his entry.
Check this out.
I want to meet Mariah Carey because why not?
Wow.
That was it?
Okay.
All right.
I'm pretty sure he was watching a Dodger game in the background.
Yeah.
I want to meet Mariah Carey because why not?
Why not, y'all?
I think he was going to humor out.
Oh.
Yeah.
It didn't work.
Didn't hit.
Missed the mark.
Because this is what you're up against, all right?
Here's a submission from Deandra that hit us up yesterday on Instagram.
our DM sending us a video to enter for her chance to meet Mariah Carey. Check this out.
I'm a number one laugh because I've had a vision of love and I'll be your dream lover,
you're here, your fantasy and one sweet day you will always be my baby, but you're my honey.
You're my all and my heartbreaker. But they go I found you. Touch my body.
Ah, she did everything. I was in date. That was some songs that I didn't even know existed that she tied in.
With the funds and I was like, wow.
That was incredible.
I was entertained DeAnd yeah.
Yeah, it was good.
It was good.
I think my high notes better.
No.
She's not.
She's the high notes.
Look, if you think you can do better or you deserve this incredible Mariah Carey experience, I'm telling you, not just two tickets to see her live at a future show.
Also, $500 shopping spree.
Also, Mariah Carey merch and the chance to meet her live in person.
Not AI.
Not a hologram in her presence.
Wow.
All right?
Amazing.
You cannot enter to win, Greg, so don't even try.
I saw you.
I saw you in the videos.
I was thinking about it.
Yes.
You can submit still, okay?
We are going to announce a winner on Friday, so you have a couple days.
We're going to announce a winner on Friday.
I'm going to tell you right now, homie.
I want to meet Mara and Kerry because why not?
Sorry, my, sorry.
Yeah.
Sorry, buddy.
Appreciate the video.
Saw your cute little face, but.
Thanks, boo.
No one.
against such my butter yes oh wow more of that and yeah more of that okay brown bag
morning's 106 on Instagram to the MS R video your videos I'm not leaving it up to me on who
decides the winner I think we should leave it up to Jen yeah yeah okay not us not us don't do
that to me because if so to me the first person that puts a kid up there you're winning
yeah hint hint people have named their kids Mariah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I want to see those.
Yeah, but Jen doesn't give any...
Yeah, she don't care.
About kids.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, but yeah.
She even once dated a guy with kids and was like,
Yeah.
He's always with me.
Don't put me on FaceTime one, please.
When a couple of us not around.
Simp or Pimp.
B-I-M-P.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
All right, y'all, 7 a.
And it's time for another nominee for Simp of the Week.
Your nominee to date.
is that one NBA player, Clay Thompson.
Maximo, I know you saw the Instagram new influencer couple.
Yes, so most people will know him as Clay Thompson,
but some people will know him as Megan the Stallion's boyfriend.
Oh, you should have heard of right here.
Hold on.
He's a wartime NBA champion.
True.
What team?
The Golden State War.
No, Mavericks.
Now, yeah, now.
He's on the Mavericks now.
Oh, no.
He's on the Stallion now.
However, since they've been together, they've been in the headlines.
And recently, they've become a foodie couple.
Oh, cute.
No, it's real.
What's up, y'all?
So, Clay had never had spaghetti and catfish together before.
And ever since the first time I made it for him, he asked me to do you like every week.
Y'all.
So Megan Estallion posted this video.
And it's like a compilation of her serving him, his quote-unquote favorite meal, which is spaghetti with fried catfish and a side of Hawaiian rolls.
But he had never had it.
before her, okay?
She's the one that introduced him to this meal.
Mm-hmm.
And then since then, he can't get enough of it.
He's so hype about it, too.
He loves it.
It is the best thing I've ever tasted, my favorite meal.
Mm-hmm.
Caffish, spaghetti, and Hawaiian rolls.
Mm-hmm.
And it just goes down.
Oh, chill.
So chill.
It was good, man.
It was amazing.
I didn't stand a chance.
So enthusiastic.
This is y'all's champ?
Y'all's champ?
I'm not sure if this is one of those fresh couples and any, every meal is amazing or everything is amazing thing.
Because he seems kind of excited.
He seems excited.
He also knows the cameras are rolling.
And it's a compilation of different days.
He's wearing different shirts and stuff.
But the same plate.
Because he wants it so much, right?
And I just love it because his girl's cooking for him.
Yeah.
And Loki reminds me of.
When I first got with Jorge, right?
I was never the best cook, and I'm getting better.
I have my plates.
I have my dishes that I have locked in now.
But before, I definitely didn't, right?
And I remember we first started dating.
He had slept over, and I wanted to impress him really bad, so I made him a sandwich, right?
But it was a special sandwich.
Like, I cooked to the ham.
I put an egg, I put an egg on the sandwich.
It was like a whole thing.
Who are you?
I know, right?
I gave him the sandwich, and he posted it.
And I was like, oh my God.
That's the only meal he has ever posted that I have made.
That I have made.
But it reminds me of Clay because he was for sure like.
It is the best thing I ever tasted, my favorite meal.
Catfish, spaghetti, and Hawaiian rolls.
Yum.
Wow.
Okay.
So great.
Yeah, I feel like I've gone through the same thing because my girl, Daniela,
she's a Chilean and their Chilean dishes are the, like, least appetizing, like,
Looking meals ever.
Everything is way too healthy.
And every time she would like make meals, I'd look at it like, uh.
You would look at it like.
It is the best.
You ever taste it.
I would, yeah, I would say that.
But in my mind, I'd be like, oh, what is this?
But, yeah.
Just because it's healthy and green beans.
It's a lot of vegetables.
I wasn't used to it.
And that's why Maximo does most of the cooking in their relationship.
All right.
But seeing this,
isn't it, isn't it simper or isn't it pimp?
Which one is it?
Simp.
Yeah.
He's lies.
But at least he has a home-cooked meal.
That is very true.
Because y'all, some people date girls don't know how to cook.
Believe me, I was one.
I was said girl.
I was going to say Pimp only because I know Megan the Stalin can afford to cook and he can
afford to cook.
Oh, like their own private chef.
Yes.
A chef.
And the fact that she's over there doing it, it just shows like,
there's a little extra effort.
Come on.
You got a pet.
I think it's Pimp.
I think it's Pimp.
He has a girl that cooks and often because this is at least five days that they've had the same meal.
So then that makes Jorge your man a Pimp because you're learning to cook for him.
That's what you're saying.
Yes, Angie.
Yes, I'm saying that.
Thanks, Angie.
Thanks a lot, Angie.
All right.
You got me.
Angie, I agree.
Whatever you made for your man, Margie.
Markes.
Uvos with chorizo.
Wow.
And it is the best.
He said that.
He's ever tasted.
My favorite meal.
Catfish spaghetti.
And he's like, I can eat this every day.
My problem with the clay thing is he sounds like that's completely rehearsed.
Yeah.
Like he's reading off a teleprompter.
This is the best thing ever.
He's his kiss lucky.
And it's my spaghetti and catfish.
Thank you.
The end.
In conclusion.
That's why it's sim because he's lying.
Yeah.
I think he's like, sounds the way to rehearse.
Also, NBA players, they just have that sound to them.
Monotones?
Yes, very monotone.
They're interviewed.
They know everything's relying on what they say.
How was the game or things of that?
Why did you lose and all of that?
How does it feel to play with Steph Curry?
It is the best thing I've ever tasted.
That's the same way he talks.
This is the same guy who was caught out.
side of a King Taco at like three in the morning.
He knows good food.
He had the biggest smile on his face, too.
Other people would say that it's not good food.
Not me, but other people would say it about King Taco.
It is the best.
All right.
Simper Pimp.
Sim!
I would say Simp.
All right.
It's two verses.
I must say simp.
Oh.
Yay!
They love!
Sit!
Sit!
Sit!
Sit!
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your head.
We need a line.
I mean phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Maria needs our help.
Maria, Maria.
Okay, all right, Maria said,
Hi, Brownback.
My name is Maria,
and I really need your advice
because of the decision I'm about to make
might keep me from going to heaven.
Oh.
She said, first off,
I never had the type of grandma
everyone else talks about.
My mom is her only daughter,
so you would think our relationship would be special,
but it's been horrible.
She isn't sweet and loving at all.
My aloella's cold, dismissive, and has always made me feel like things were my fault.
My mom had me at 15, and from then on, her relationship with my grandma was strained.
My mom says she was treated like a disappointment for having me.
What?
Oh, that's mean.
This woman, my grandmother, never showed me any warmth.
She called me spoiled, compared me to other kids, like the grandchildren of her new husband, and constantly judged my looks.
But even with all that, my mom has always stepped up when her mom was sick,
caring for her, and it was never appreciated.
And now, my grandma's sick again, and we're told that she can't live alone.
Her husband passed away last March, and his kids won't take her in.
Surprise.
My dad thinks we should take her in, but my mom does too, even though she still carries that pain.
And me, I already know if she moves in, it'll be nothing but gossip and negative.
negativity in my own home.
The thing is, it's my home.
I pay the mortgage and I'm the one who takes care of my parents financially.
So my mom and dad are leaving the decision up to me.
And I feel torn.
Do I bring her and give my mom whatever few years this lady has left of life?
Or do I choose peace from the woman who has treated us so badly my whole life?
Help me out, Brownback.
Oh, man.
That's tough.
That is tough.
Yeah.
I can't relate.
and I'm sorry.
I know when she,
when now I feel bad
every time I would talk about my,
my relationships,
my olita,
and the blessing she gives me
and all of that.
Yeah.
And she's like,
yeah,
it's not like all of us.
No,
yeah,
I have,
so I have my grandma,
my Tata,
which I love so much.
She's like,
she's, you know,
help raise me,
everything,
very close with her.
But then I have my mom's mom
who is like,
I don't really know her.
I met her like a handful of times.
You know,
I know who she is.
She lives in Mexico
and stuff like that.
But she was never close with my mom, so it's like that relationship with me and her is there.
And if someone were to be like, hey, you're going to have to take care of her.
I'm going to be like, I don't know this lady like that.
It's a little bit harsher when that grandmother was really mean to you.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
Anybody?
Yeah.
I was going to say, choose your inner peace, Maria.
Because old bitter people are the worst thing in the world.
Like, that's like they're so mean all the time.
The second worst to old or to 28-year-old bitter people.
Oh, old people are just the worst.
Where do you line them up against you?
Against me?
They're just haters on everything.
I don't hate on everything.
They hate on everything.
What did you get it from?
What do you mean?
Literally, I could just breathe, breathing.
And they're like, oh, look at this guy with this tattoo.
He's just breathing.
He's probably a criminal.
Yeah, but you don't think they change?
Like, maybe now that she knows she's going to pass away, like, she'd be like, oh, now I regret treating you guys this way.
And now she can be, like, sweet.
That's where I'm with it.
Right.
Because regardless of how she's treated you, which is super horrible, I totally understand that.
Something in your mom is still searching for some type of peace or what do they say when they get back with, like when they go talk to people that they've broken up with?
No, no, no, no.
Closure, closure.
You're looking for some type of closure.
I'm sure that as much as her being the granddaughter feels away about grandma, mom probably is still like, I love my mom.
No matter what happened.
I can only tell you, now that I'm thinking about it in my family, my dad and my abolito,
my abolito was incredible to me.
But I come later to find out he was not so great to my dad, which is his oldest son.
And my dad went through a lot with my abuelito.
And it was very physical.
And my dad talks about it to us.
And when he talks about it, I'm like, oh, my God, I hate this man to my abolito.
He's passed away now.
But I'm like, I never knew that person.
And how dare you do that to like, I just think of my dad as a little him, like a little.
like a child my dad as a child and like I could never even fathom that right but till his dying day
my dad uh till my grandpa's dying day my dad was there for him any every step of the way any if he were to
tell the story yeah all of us would be like no don't like protect your peace stay away from him and i do
think that my dad lives on with at least knowing like i loved my dad and went on my grandpa's death
bed he asked my dad for forgiveness and my dad gave him that for all the stuff he did to him
and I'm wondering how much more painful his life would have been
if that didn't happen, you know?
True.
But now it's like should you bring that lady into your home
to help that happen?
Because there's no guarantee that that closure
that like your dad fortunately had
will happen with them.
It's like she just might be mean to the last day.
Yeah, that's what you think so?
It could be.
Old people, they literally don't care.
Like they'll be mean the whole time because they know they're going to die.
That's the thing.
When you know you're going to be.
die, you try to make amends.
Yes, that's the word.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I was going to say, also, we don't really know, like, what does grandma
went through?
A lot of the times, like, we don't realize that it's pain that they have inside and, like,
things they either childhood or, you know, like, they weren't taught that, you know,
like, they were raised a different way.
Yeah.
And I go right back to my abuelito with that.
His mom, from the story that my family tells me, his mom sold him when he was eight
years old. So he had grew up with a resentment told him to in Guanojato, sold him to another family,
and they say the story of my abolito would have to sleep with animals and then wake up and do
yard work. And meanwhile, his mom is there in the same Pueblo. It's just, I can't wrap my head
around it. And so he kind of grew up with the disdain and unfortunately took it out on his own
kids once he had them, you know? And my dad, where like where the cycle could repeat, my dad
didn't repeat that cycle. He was very much like,
I'm not going to be the person that you were to me,
but it takes, I guess, that intentional
knowing, and I'm sure his father passing
and asking for forgiveness. I don't know.
I'm trying to see the best thing.
True these old people. I know it's true
these old people and they don't deserve it.
But I guess that's the part of
what makes you a human
and a good person is that, yes, they don't deserve
it. I'm going to still give it to them anyway.
Yeah, the kindness. Yeah, you can be kind
to them, but they're never going to be kind to you.
They don't always mean.
Like my sister's grandma.
We have different grandmas.
And this lady's just mean to me.
Like ever since I was a kid, I've did not do anything to this lady.
She's just like, cute or spoiled brat, blah.
I'm like, yo, what are you thinking?
I'm crazy for?
Like, what the, till this day she doesn't like me?
Loves my brother.
Loves him.
Okay.
But not me.
So going on to the later part of your life, Greg, if there was supposed to be a situation where you could help her out.
Hell no.
Okay.
It all makes sense?
Maria got a mean grandma.
all right and now she needs a place to stay oh how funny Maria this is my house I'll make the decisions
here so she she feels torn because her parents are leaving the decision up to her her grandma is sick
she's always been mean and now she has a decision to make whether she's going to let her stay
at her house that she pays the mortgage on she pays all the bills or if she's going to let her do
her thing outside on a bench cold and lonely
So her mom had her when she was 15 years old and she, the grandma makes it seem like this,
not only was the mom a disappointment, but also she is the, yeah, the reason for everything.
I believe at one point there was a step grandpa in the picture.
And that step, that grandpa, that new husband had kids and they had kids.
So she was, as much as she tried to get her grandma to love her and be kind to her and be respectful,
the grandma would talk smack about her,
compare her to the grandchildren,
like her step-grandchildren,
just make her feel really, really bad.
And just I know how much of a relationship I have
with my family members and how much that means to me
to see and to hear her story.
And like it's so many people's stories.
And it's none of her fault that this connection,
this relationship that she should have had,
why it went this way.
not just why it went this way, but she made her feel bad about herself.
She made not only her feel bad about herself who she is and what she low-key or did or didn't do to her mother's life, the grandma's like, yeah, I don't accept you.
So now it's the grandmother who is older, is sick, and they're asking, hey, she can't live alone.
Her husband is passed away. His kids aren't taking her in there.
They're his kids. They're not her kids.
And the daughter, which is her only daughter.
and Maria's mom say,
can we, I think we should take her in.
I think it's a family thing to do.
It's our responsibility.
But we'll leave it up to you, Maria,
who financially hold the family down.
So Maria is like, what?
What do I do?
Yeah, that's a lot of pressure.
I don't like this lady.
Yep.
She hurt you, mom.
Yeah.
She did.
And I'm thinking, I'm like, okay,
maybe as grandkids,
that's like we take it more personal
because I was thinking,
about it more and it's like for my dad his mom passed away like maybe last year right and he never had a
relationship with her but because he she abandoned him when he was three years old right and so he
never had a relationship with her never talked to her never spoke to her same thing with my with me right
so when she passed away and i saw my dad cry it was really weird to see him cry because i'm like
why are you crying for this stranger like she's yeah she gave birth to you but she left you she
abandoned you like how can you you
have feelings for someone that did that to you
and he looked at me and he's like
because she at the end of the day that's my mother
and those things you can't
and I still cannot understand it
I'm like that's just a stranger like I'm sorry
like alright people like to me it's just
a lady and then you probably
Angie you probably have some resentment towards her
right because you're just love your dad
now I see like my dad why he grew up
the way he was like same thing like
going around different places
to sleep you know yeah and it's like
you had a mom but she abandoned you
And I feel the same way with my mom.
Like she was abandoned by her mom.
So it's like, why be, you know, nice and respectful to this lady?
Because she gave my mom a very hard life.
Yeah.
And let's go to calls, man.
All right.
Let's go to calls.
We got Frankie and Santa Ana on the line.
Frankie heard the story.
Maria is caught up between helping her grandmother that was really horrible to her and her mom in her home because she is very, very sick.
Her mom and her dad both say, yeah, we should do it.
They live under Maria's roof.
she's more of the financially responsible one.
So she's just wondering, like, should I protect all of our peace,
even though my parents might not like it?
Or should I allow my mom this time to maybe find closure or at least have that,
I guess, her clear conscience of I did everything I could for my mom.
How can I help?
All right.
Frankie, what do you say?
What do you say to Maria?
Morning, Brown bag.
Good morning.
Frankie.
I guess you probably should have asked what are the other options, huh?
because it kind of sounds like either she takes care of her
or why she just backs away by herself.
Yeah, there's probably be other things,
but this is what she has in store for her.
This is the should I let her in or not?
Yeah.
Because it feels like, especially when family's sick,
we take them in.
Like, I don't know if it's a cultural thing,
but I don't know that we have other options.
Yeah.
You know?
I think he goes back to exactly what Angie was just saying.
with her dad, you know, just very powerful, you know, ultimately it's family, you know,
you go back to that tradition of, you know, her family and especially the Hispanics, you know,
we're heavy on, you know, family first, you take care of your family, you know, your understanding
of that part, but it's also, you know, I don't think that they, that she should do it solely
because she's family, you know? If she's doing it, it's, A, for her parents, obviously, very
obviously because she painted a picture with that relationship with her grandma, you know, because
she's family, but I don't, I wouldn't think that that connection is there, you know, considering
the picture she painted in.
Yeah.
So I have plenty of friends.
I have plenty of friends and are always that I would definitely before I would for, why,
because that's a friend or that family friend.
Of course.
They've done, oh, sorry, bro.
They've done more for you.
They have the memories and it's someone that you genuinely, out of the goodness of your
heart, because of the good times, you would.
appreciate in those moments and will help in those moments.
However, she's caught up between this woman that she doesn't, she has all the reason
in the world for it.
I would likely say hate for her because of how she's treated her, not just herself, but also
for her mom.
And I know anyone that goes against our parents as much as we love, like, our parents,
that's public enemy number one for you.
Like, I'll take on your enemies, mom.
Don't worry.
Like, you could go to heaven.
I'll take this sin for you.
But moms is saying, like, yeah, like, I think we should help her.
Like, you could see she's never lost sight of this is still my mom.
And I love her very much.
So how can we help in this situation?
Let's go to Martha in Mission Hills.
Martha, can you help us out with Maria?
She's making the financial decisions in her household.
She lives with her mom and her dad.
Her grandma now needs taking care of as she's older and getting sicker,
although she hasn't had the best relationship with her grandma doesn't like how her grandma has treated her mom.
She's wondering if she should go to heaven.
and deal with hell right now on her, aka her grandma in her house.
Or should she say, no, find another thing, put her in a common lesson home, find somebody else,
or have her live alone, find a friend, something or other?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What would you tell her, Martha, talk to us?
Well, I think it's the son's decision, right?
The daughter, the daughter, Maria.
The daughter, okay.
Well, she should at least try it.
I think.
I had my mom sick for a long time and we didn't have a close relationship as you think
you have with your parents, but she was my mother.
Then she got COVID, she got cancer.
I mean, it was just going down the hell.
And then she was in hospice.
Okay.
I did not care.
I did not care that we weren't asked.
close. We were kind of close, but not the relationship that I would, that I hope for.
But I'm just saying, because he probably, she probably regret not.
Yeah. When you say try it, how do you mean try it? Because you can't just return her in 30 days
to somewhere. Like, what do you mean try it? No, I know. I mean, things will change. If not
then, uh, that there's no other family member that could help then think about a
convalescent home or something like that, but at least try it.
And give it a shot.
Give it a shot.
See how that works out, but that guilt's going to get you already.
That guilt's going to get you.
Let's go to Julie in Anaheim.
Julie, Julie, you said you're living in the same situation as Maria.
Maria has a grandma that treated her horribly, also treated her mother not the best.
And she just really feels like, look, this lady, since I was a kid, made me feel like I
wasn't good enough, would compare me to other family members, would gossip about me,
made me feel like I was everything that went wrong with my mom's life who had me at a young
age, aka her grandmother's daughter. And her mom is saying, look, he's older now. The
doctors just told her she needs help living her day to day and think we should take her in. But
we'll leave it up to you, Miha, which is a crazy stress to put on Maria. It was already like,
I don't like this lady. Could it be that she's giving it to Maria so that she doesn't feel the weight
of that herself.
Like you say no, so I don't say no.
Or could it be that she's just trying to make it seem like, look, Mihau, we can't.
We can't leave her out in the quote like that.
We can't be the monster that she was to us, right back to her.
So, Julie, talk to us about your situation and what you would tell Maria.
Good morning.
Good morning.
So it's the exact same situation.
It's just that my mom is already current living it.
And I have seen firsthand the, not the burden, because I don't want to call my grandma a
burden, but like the stress that she's put on my mom. It's emotional. It's mental. I feel like my mom
has gone through some depression, and she's never talked about it. It's physical, too, because my parents live
in a tiny two-bedroom apartment and my grandma's in my sister's bed, so my sister's in the living
room. So it's a lot to consider. My biggest advice to Maria is if she wants to do this,
she has to have a heart-to-heart conversation with her mom and talk about how her life is going
to look for the next couple of months or years that she is going to take her grandma in because
it is not easy and it is a big, big, big commitment.
And I do like I advocate for my mom a whole ton and there's only so much that I can do.
Like she's already taking my grandma in and there's absolutely nobody else that can watch her
because my mom doesn't have any support from her.
When you see it get bad, are you, are you, are you?
you the one like I wish she was out of the house I wish we didn't have to deal with her or do you
see okay once things do come to an end and she may pass away is for the best that we had her
like short-sighted sometimes I wish my grandma wasn't there because even if I want to invite my mom to
dinner he can because my grandma takes her at 7 p.m. and there's no one at yeah yeah he's physically
physically tied down at home.
Like I maybe have my mom for a couple of hours and she's like, okay, like, got to go
because you're like your mom, your mom my grandma to eat and the pills and then she gets
lonely.
So it's a lot.
I think the healthiest thing to do is also the new generation is just have a good
relationship with your siblings and, you know, have a healthy rotation with your parents.
I feel like everybody has to put their part and, you know, taking care of the elderly.
It's just that my mom doesn't have that.
I really, really wish she did.
Yeah, no, I feel that.
But I will let you know that that happens even if you love your person.
No, no, no, like that's going to be, it's going to be a drag even if there was the greatest grandma in the world.
True.
Like, they didn't have a good relationship, so it feels like more like, oh, my God.
And then she got to take her beds.
But even if you loved her, you know, my grandma, my mom took care of my abuelita before she passed away.
And it's helping her use the restroom and helping her put on her clothes.
And it's a baby again, right?
Yeah.
But I know at the end, you know, there's a song, Juan Gabriel,
Amor Eterno, and the lyrics trying to roughly translate is,
my conscience is clear, but I do know that I could have done more for you, right?
And that lyric alone gets to my mom.
Because she feels like as much as their relationship went through so much stuff,
and she did all she could, and she gave her beautiful funeral,
there's still that I could have done more,
that every kid has for their parent,
and I'm sure every parent has for their kid.
So I just know that that line sticks out
and it would if you have a great relationship,
it would if you have a bad relationship.
That's what I'm about to say.
Imagine like a grumpy person, like dealing with that.
They're all grumpy.
Yeah.
They're all grumpy.
Even the ones you have great relationships with.
They're all grumpy.
But if your grandpa was like bad grandpa,
like at least it would be funny.
Like it's like, oh, I got to wipe him.
But like, though, he is hilarious.
You know what I'm saying?
And it's like when they're grumpy and old and mad
and salty.
It's like, ah.
I also feel like this could be Maria's
a chance for revenge.
What?
I'm not saying mistreater,
but like you, you know, you serve her a meal
and you'd be like...
Elder abuse is a real thing, bro.
I'm not saying, I'm not saying
revenge.
You serve her dinner and be like,
you say thank you.
And then if she doesn't,
take the plate away,
and be like, say thank you,
and then give it back.
And if not,
you start teaching her...
The belt.
It's like a toddler.
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We're inside the Homi Helpline.
Not treating our elderly bad, but seeking revenge if they've been mean to you.
I'm black out there.
Here's some NyQuil, grandma.
No, no.
No.
We're taking it too far.
I just said a bell, man.
What?
None.
That's crazy.
You don't actually hit them, you just, you just.
No, bro, you tell them.
Hey, you teach them lessons.
Do you remember how you were mean to me?
How does this feel?
I know that.
Start comparing them to the other grandparents?
And then be like, yeah.
She can compare you?
I think I'm on you.
Like they compare you to the other grandkids?
Yeah.
You're like, wow.
The other grandma would say thank you.
Yeah.
What about the other?
She still got her legs.
She still walked straight.
Oh.
So annoying.
Oh my gosh.
Their husband died to get away from you?
Oh.
That's crazy.
It's a lot.
It's me.
No, no, no.
It is me.
Hey, but you're giving her home.
I love it.
I love it.
But you're giving her home?
Yeah.
Hey.
Other grandma got a million life insurance.
What about you?
Bro, you're definitely not the beneficiary on that life insurance.
Exploring with zombies
Yep, all right, y'all.
Let's talk about it.
There is a ring camera
that caught a music video
and it is low-key
one of the most genius ideas I've ever seen.
The band is called
Maple's Pet Dinosaur and they're going viral
right now because of their music video that they
shot on their neighbor's ring
camera.
Oh, their neighbors.
Yeah, they didn't have a ring camera.
So they asked their neighbor
to let them use
their ring camera because ring cameras record.
Yeah. What's going down.
Hello. Hi, um, it's made from next floor. Is it okay
for use your ring to make a music video, please?
Uh, yeah, I guess. Thanks.
Bruh. They are on the porch.
Wow.
Full rock band. Yes.
Drummer. Everything. What is it called? The guitar.
Pertas. Amplifiers. Yeah. Everything.
Her on her microphone. And I do like the song. Can we play the song a little bit?
Hey.
Wow.
I have the new Paramour right there.
That's what I was saying.
And that's like that punk kind of feel, right?
Because it's like, I'm going to do this like low budget.
I'm not even going to use my own ring camera.
I'm going to use my neighbors.
And you know the thing like what rap specifically, it's so flexed.
Like you're just very like you got to show all the bread you got.
And like there's whereas when I look and I think of the Indies and the punk.
It's like, nah, this is my, I'm on my porch.
And I was like, wow.
You want to be as edgy as possible.
Yes.
I don't even care about this money.
And she sounds very nice in English and British.
Yeah.
For sure.
And then there she's raging.
I have love, hate, with relationship with this content.
Why?
Because as I shoot, that ruins the business.
But the idea is she is.
Money making Maximo is not with this viral ring camera stuff because it's too free for him.
Yeah.
How is he going to charge for editing?
If you can do this for playing.
Just ask your neighbor.
I was about to say, how do you feel filming music videos like and this?
I mean, because the ring camera has the fishite look, which is an aesthetic.
Super tight.
Right?
He charges for that, yeah.
He charges for that.
Yeah, it's a different lens.
It's an upcharge.
It's a upcharge.
It's a $150 more.
You guys should stop charging so much.
Yeah.
Well, I'm charging you extra.
Maximo, what you got to do for the next shoot, show up with the ring camera.
That's funny
That would be tight
This is like the
Because every single time
Someone is leveling up like the way of shooting
Just how there is a viral video
Of someone shooting with meta glasses
And they look hilarious
Like moving back and forth on the outside
Now the ring camera what's next
Stop
He's so mad
I'm very happy about this
So mad
He's just low key enough for real
This economy is heart in
And I know people still want to create content
Or get their artistry out
To know, hey, you could just go on a ring camera.
The next podcast is going to be filmed on a ring camera.
You hear that, Jose?
Coming free, bro.
We just pop up a bunch of ring cameras or ask someone that has one already.
This only works if you already have a ring camera.
So you're not spending extra money.
You just ask someone for a ring camera and then you just do your pot.
Shout out these kids, man.
You can check out the video.
Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram.
And this is scrolling with the homies where the homies go through viral videos and trends.
that are going down on these internets.
All right.
The Disneyland California Adventure Park or the Disneyland Resort.
We have your family four pack of tickets to go enjoy.
Halloween time.
Halloween time is here.
If we didn't notice.
Yeah. Pumpkin spice latte is on their way.
P.S.L.
It is August.
P.S.
All right. Disneyland Resort, Halloween time, family four pack of tickets that we got for you,
my friend.
You could choose Disney California Adventure Park.
or Disneyland Park, okay, to enjoy this time,
but you got to play Palabra first and win.
Okay, first up, we need you two.
Choose your fighter.
Choose who you are going with.
Who do you think has the cleanest ears
to hear you humming a Disney song correctly?
Is it Greg?
When's the last time you clean ears?
Oh, that's actually a great question.
I don't know.
Give me a great answer.
Months.
All right, Greg.
Crazy.
And Delika?
When I was little, my mom actually had to take me to the doctors because I have a hearing problem.
Nice.
It's true.
When was the last time the teenager?
Oh, every morning, every morning.
Oh, wow.
There we go.
There you go.
Because I know what I...
You know, that just showed me she had the hearing problem because she didn't hear the question today.
All right.
Maximo.
Every day.
That sounds like a lie.
I know.
I can see it.
I saw that lie.
You want to look inside my ears?
I would like to actually.
They're clean.
Crispy.
Yeah, right.
Every morning.
Every morning.
What part?
When you're speeding over here so you don't be late?
No, after I shower, I always sleep my ears.
Okay.
When did you shower?
I shower every day.
What type of cleaning are we talking about?
I'm talking about waxing your ears?
Or we're just talking about the around area or what we're talking about?
A round area.
You're not supposed to put the Q-tip too far in.
It's bad for you.
You can watch your ears?
What?
You can wax your ears?
No, I'm saying it's talking about the wax in your ears.
You, otro.
It's been a while.
Yeah.
Oh, I just got my ears power washed at the doctors.
He had hair in there, though.
I don't believe any of you.
Look, they use this machine right here.
Look, it's a little thing.
Okay.
Yeah.
So you just took a picture of the machine?
Yeah.
Okay, so when was the last night?
Yesterday.
I just got them power washed.
Choose me.
Wow.
Choose me, everybody.
I feel like he means like they waxed it because he has so much hair in there.
Rent?
No.
What's my favorite color?
Oh, your favorite color.
See?
You're nice.
Go back.
To go back to the doctor. Go back to this. No, she's changed it. Okay, so I'm probably going to be the only one that admits this. But I clean my ears and I use a bobby pin.
My girl does the same thing. At night. How?
Every night. Wait, how?
At night. Why you use your pinky? I use my nail.
That's disgusting.
And then I wipe it and then wash my hands.
We'll see the part of the bobby pin is different like a, like what's a cute tip? A cut tip just pushes everything in, right? Or you get there on.
But the bobby pin is kind of like a net.
It scoops it.
And you don't tell me you've never tried it.
No, I'm going to try it.
But that means you overproduce wax.
Why?
Because if you're doing it every day and you still have waxing.
Well, not every day.
In the nighttime.
When I get to it, when I remember.
I'm like, okay.
All right.
I can do this.
I'm going to try it.
Thank you.
Don't go too far.
But yeah, be careful because you can really like hit.
Oh, okay.
It can hurt.
It can hurt.
It can hurt.
And then I was bleeding.
Ouch.
See?
Don't do that.
All right.
Well, there you go.
There's our earwax knowledge.
Arthur.
Arthur and Van Nuys, what's up, Arthur?
Arthur.
Hello?
What's up, bro?
A, Arthur.
What's up?
Oh, no.
Look, check this out, bro.
We got Halloween time tickets at the Disneyland Resort for you to enjoy a four
pack of tickets, but you got to choose your fighter, bro.
Choose your fighter.
Who do you think can hear you the best and capture your humming's of a Disney song?
We got Vic.
We got Vic.
Yeah.
Van Nuys betray me.
Is there a reason we got Vic?
I'll be because I want to win.
That's what I'm talking about, Arthur.
Vic, please step outside.
We got this, Vic.
Yes, sir.
Now, Vic is stepping outside.
Once Vic goes outside, I'm going to tell you the Disney song that you must hum in Vic's ear.
All right.
Pause.
Okay.
He has to guess it correctly.
If he does, you win these tickets, all right?
All right.
All right.
All right.
Your song is The Bear Necessities.
Ooh.
Okay.
All right.
You guys?
All right.
Yeah.
Bring him back in.
Bring him back in.
All right, bro.
You hear you here?
Sientate.
Sitate.
Oh.
All right.
Vic is in his seat.
Arthur is in his seat.
Arthur, it's your time to hum sweet nothings.
And Vic's here.
Hey, yo.
Go ahead.
You ready, Vic?
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Go.
Oh.
All right.
What?
That was...
It's just a song?
Of course.
No.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Kim possible?
Wow.
I would have got that, Arthur.
That's what you get for not going for band nice.
And Arthur was pretty accurate.
He was accurate.
Yeah, it was pretty good.
What is that?
What is it?
Arthur, Arthur, hum again, home again, home again,
Arthur.
Go ahead, Arthur, go.
Necessities.
I'm a better necessity.
Bare necessity?
The jungle book?
Yes.
Ah!
Hey!
You're last.
Own it!
That's what you get.
Yeah, loser.
Okay, it's not Arthur's fault.
It's not.
For once in my lifetime, it's my fault.
Yeah, there we go.
Look at the cannibility.
Who are you?
First and last.
First and last.
Going for Vic because we want to win.
Yeah.
Sorry, Arthur.
See, that power wash of your ears?
It did not work.
Alejandra.
Alejandra in San Fernando
What's up Alejandra?
Hi, good morning
Hi, Alejandra, it's time to
choose your fighter
to possibly win
Disneyland resort tickets
and enjoy Halloween time over there
Who are you choosing?
I choose Angie
Oh
Angie
Can you step out of the room
Let's step out of the room
The Sorda
Vic, I'm going to hand you
And you're going to pick what song
Because I do
No,
You can't look because one of them might be your songs later, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Big winner.
She's standing behind you.
She's standing behind you.
It's okay.
Your eyesight's not good.
She has the astigmatism.
Okay.
Okay.
Are you got it?
All right.
Say it to baby girl.
All right, Alejandra, this is your song.
Alejandra, your song is a whole new world.
By Aladdin.
I don't know that one.
Well, too bad.
What?
Too bad.
You got to go.
Come on.
We did this the same thing with the other color of your song.
We did.
We did.
New World.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
We helped you.
We helped you.
But you got a hum it, Alejandra.
You got to hum it.
Angie is coming in.
Alejandra is going to hum to you a Disney song, Angie.
If you can guess it correctly, she will win the tickets to go to the Disneyland Resort for Halloween time.
Okay?
Got it.
Alejandra.
Just so you know, she doesn't know the movie or the movie.
She said it.
Alejandra, please.
Please go hum, start now.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Angie, she just stopped.
She just stopped.
What is that?
Three, two, one.
It was a one string of my leg.
Alejandra, Alejandra, try it hum again so we can sing with you.
Three, two, one.
Go.
A whole new world.
She's in the variety of carriers.
Rock contest.
I know.
You guys got it.
You got a L.
You got an N.
I get it.
I get it.
I did not get it, I did not get it.
We got Mariah from Whittier.
Mariah.
From Whittier.
Mariah, we have these tickets to go to Disneyland on the line.
Family 4-pack, one-day-one park tickets to either D.C.A.
or Disneyland Park to enjoy Halloween time.
But, Mariah, you got to choose your fighter and choose wisely.
The two ones that always win did not.
They did not get this.
We did not win.
choose who you think can guess
you're humming the best.
Who is it, Mariah?
I choose Maximo.
Let's go, Mara.
Maximo.
Let's go.
Maximo, please step out.
Mariah, do you know the rules?
I do.
Okay.
I'm going to just repeat him just because
great student, great student.
So we are going to
give you a song to hum.
If you can hum it correctly,
well, it's not your bad.
It's not up to you.
Maximo has to guess correctly.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Your song is, and this is really mean, and I can't believe you guys chose this one.
Friend like me, not friended me from Toy Story.
Friend like me from Aladdin.
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend.
You ain't never had a friend like me.
All right.
So friend like me from Aladdin?
From Aladdin.
You have to hum it.
All right.
He's not going to get this.
You know we would like a winner, right?
We would love a winner.
I really try.
We would love a winner.
All right, Maximu, you got Mariah and Whittier.
Mariah and Whittier is trying to help you guess what Disney song she's going to hum.
All right.
Hum it up, Mariah, hum it up for our game, Maximo.
Go.
There.
Oh, that was good.
Five, four, three.
Three, two, one.
Lion King.
No?
Which Lion King?
Yes.
There's so many Lion King.
I just can't wait to be a king.
Oh, with Simba.
Oh.
Mariah Carey.
Mariah from Whittier.
Can you hum it again?
You're wrong, by the way.
You're wrong.
You're wrong.
Okay.
Can you hum it again?
Maximo.
Maximo, I thought you cleaned your ears today
Yeah
Sorry, Maria
See, hum it again so I can tell him what song it was
Okay
Never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friend
You ain't
You ain't
Never
A hundred list of songs
Come on the genie song
Genealetti
Come on bro
They're all top songs
Their Disney songs
Chill out
Don't play a must
Don't hate the player
It's the game
He's so mad
So mad right now.
I will not move to Whittier.
We would like a winner.
We would appreciate a winner this morning.
Okay.
Ricky.
Ricky in Long Beach.
Ricky.
Ricky.
Hey.
Ricky.
Yo, yo, yo.
What's up, bro?
Ricky, I need you to choose your fire god.
Who's got the best humming?
Or you got a hum.
Who's got the best hearing?
Who do you think?
My boy, Greg.
My boy, Greg.
The Disney fan.
All right, brother man.
Greg, please step out of the room.
Ricky, I'm going to give you a Disney.
song that you got a hum in Greg's ear.
And just so you know, he calls his homie's daddy.
He does.
So, Ricky, you got a hum in Greg's ear.
Are you ready to hear your song?
Yes.
Your song is, let it go.
Let it.
Don't do it.
Don't put it on me, please.
I am not the one that got these.
Let it go.
Let it go.
Are you ready, Ricky?
No, that one's easy.
Yes, I am.
Man, let's go.
Yeah, he's got it.
Bring him in.
He got it.
I wish I had that one.
I really hope.
I want to give someone to this.
I know.
All right, please, Greg, have a seat.
My little honey pie.
All right, you ready?
Yep.
All right, Greg.
Ricky, Ricky, hum away, brother.
Let it go.
Let's go.
Sounds good.
Congratulations.
You're enjoying Halloween time.
Can you hum while Greg sings?
Go ahead.
Go ahead, Ricky.
What was that?
Sorry.
Hum it.
Hum it again.
Hum it again.
Oh.
Let it go.
Let it go.
Let's get that do it.
Okay, that's it.
Okay, that's it.
Shut up.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
You are going to Disney.
That resort.
I appreciate that.
Thank you so much for winning.
Shout on my nieces.
Shout out.
Yes.
And now you got one up on these fools.
They always clown you, Greg.
Three losers in the room.
Wow.
Running up, Greg.
He's a DJ.
The guy that has not clean his ear
for months, all right?
And he lives his life by the speaker.
That's right.
Oh, true.
That shows you stats don't matter.
All right.
I'm letting.
I have a game to play.
Guess the celebrity.
All right.
Guess the celebs.
Celebrity in Spanish?
Celebrity.
Really?
Famoso.
Yeah.
Famo.
Yeah.
Famous.
That's famous.
That's a little weird.
All right.
Guess this.
Celebrity
Greg
Making bread
It takes six hours
To make it so
Friam good
What?
Um
Julia Fox
I don't
Like that's like it
It's Britney Spears
Making bread
Britney
No
She's making bread
Let this is not
To me
I'm just like
Used to like
Oh, yeah.
When did she start smoking a pack of cigarettes a day?
I'm not sure, y'all, but I saw this video of her,
and she's in her living room doing her testimonials and dancing,
and she's talking about her bread that takes six hours,
and she's like, it's weird, but it's so good.
I'm like, all right.
What get the past?
Free Britney.
She doesn't talk to an auto tune?
No, she doesn't talk in a lot of tune.
She talks like this.
Making bread there takes six hours to meet it.
Oh my God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, there's more Cheeseman's store, right, Angie?
Yes, you guys.
Okay, so yesterday I told you that Nellie was actually that Sharon Stone
admitted that she went on a date with Nellie.
And now more and more celebrities are saying that, hey, hey, guess who I hooked up in the past?
I know.
Why you did exactly like this?
I don't know, okay?
And this one I found it really shocking.
And it's actually Eve.
She has a new book and she said that she dated Shug Knight to get back at Dr. Dre.
Wait.
She dated Dr. Dre?
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, okay, okay.
So she dated Shug Knight just to get back at Dr. Dre.
So in this book, she said, I was still in my little mood about Dr. Dre, even though we made a solid hit together, meaning, let me blow your mind.
Ah.
This is Dr. Dre produced.
But it seemed like their working relationship didn't fur out too well, right?
Yeah. So if you guys remember actually, she was signed to Aftermath.
Yeah.
For a bit. For a bit. She was dropped. And it was like during the time that Eminem actually got signed too.
So I guess like their father wasn't that great. So Eve at that time, she's like, you know what?
Let me get at this fool. And I'm a date. His Xbox should ignite.
Wow. I bet. I bet you that really blew Dre's mine.
It did. Probably. And then Loki, that's a risky get back.
Heck yeah.
Because, yeah, you could be doing, getting with Shug Knight to get back at Pug, but Shugn't
will be like, all right, now you owe me this and you owe me this.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, and you're signing to a 360 deal.
Actually, yeah, no, it kind of backfired on her because she said that it, she thinks that,
like, since Shook started getting, like, a lot in her business with Interscope and stuff
like that, the head of Interscope, Jimmy was all, like, took it out on her, and that's
why she didn't really put out her third album.
Oh, my gosh, poor thing.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
I had no idea.
I know.
That failed miserably on her, but thanks goodness she's still here.
She still is.
Shout out to E.
And she's married to like a quadrillion billionaire that like owns Louis Vuitton and all of that.
Yeah, she's good.
She's good.
Let's talk about other relationships that could have been.
This one trip me out.
Because okay, I'm like, wow, if this would have came to fruition, it would have been a trip to see around Hollywood.
Tupac, it turns out, wanted to get with Lucy Lou.
You know Lucy Lou?
Lucy Lou.
Charlie's angel.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So her and Puck were in this movie gridlocked.
And, you know, Lucy Lou would be in her trailer.
She'd be practicing with these things.
I believe they call them streamer sticks, things of that.
Yeah, it's her mistakes.
Yeah, it helps with martial arts.
And Bokkeem Woodbine, who is also in the movie, said that he peeped how Tupac was just trying
so hard to get at Lucy that he faked interest in these sticks.
Yeah.
In order to get with Lucy Lou because he's like, she's not understanding that I'm trying to hit on her.
So I'm going to fake pretend that I like this stuff she likes.
It didn't work out for Argi Puck.
Check out what Bokim said.
So she got me back there like swinging these sticks around and everything.
He's like, I don't care about no damn a screamer.
I'm trying to get at her.
And I said, how did it work?
Did it worry?
He's like, no, it didn't work.
Yeah, I couldn't.
Yeah.
You try to hit out a hot girl.
And he's like, hey, you want to check out this new hot me?
Like, sure.
Yeah.
Tupac just like that's for real.
Yeah.
I respect it.
Hold on.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
In the past, I pretend I like hiking
To hang out with a girl
And I threw up on the way up
Yeah, I went to college because of a girl
Okay, what? All right
You furthered your education
Yes, with my girl
Current girl, you got her
Worked out for you.
Yeah, it didn't work out for Vicki, threw up
I was four classes deep
Okay, and then you were
Nice
Hey
Orange's deep
Whoa.
It's a question.
Vick wrote it and told me to say that.
All right.
And then Greg.
Last week, yeah, I pretended to like house music for this girl.
I hate house music.
House music is boring.
So I was just like, yeah, this is great.
I love this place.
It never went back on the date with her.
What?
All she listened to was house music all night.
I hate this because y'all pretend things and then you get the girl and then you complain about the things you were pretending to like.
Exactly.
When you got with this.
She's bad.
That's why.
Then you're being mad.
She's playing house music if you get with her.
True.
Y'all are wild.
You're crazy.
I should have stayed in one more year.
To graduate.
Maximil's taking 16 units for his girls crazy.
But it worked.
Yeah, it worked out.
It worked out.
It worked out for you, bro.
All right.
Speaking of hip operation, would you guess who could be in the new era of Eliminati?
Oh.
Just think Illuminati.
And this goes back to, like, you know, there's new conspiracy theories out in the world.
Yeah.
But we started the original conspiracy theories of who we thought were in the Luminati.
Yes, Jay-Z, there it was you.
And, you know, the rockination, the diamond and all of that, you know.
We started this.
We did.
Okay?
But who could be the freshman class of the Illuminati?
Some would say Hallie Bailey, you know, the girl that she signed to.
Yeah.
She signed to Beyonce.
But she said, it's not me, y'all.
Like I said, are you part of the Illuminati?
No.
I'm not.
She said no.
I want to go right for it.
Okay.
Because I feel like Illuminati's like the cops.
Like you got to say you're a cop if I ask you.
True, true, true.
I believe that.
If I ask you for a cop and you're a cop, you got to say you're a cop.
Greg, are you a cop?
I'm not a cop.
He's a fan.
But if we had to put together the freshman list, Vig,
what would be the freshman list of the Illuminati?
Come on.
Give it to me, bro.
I got Ice Spice.
What?
I think she's the Luminati.
Yes.
Okay, what's your reason?
What's your reason?
Hold on.
What's your easy?
She just had a movie with Denzel Washington.
She's never acted before.
That's like playing with the Lakers.
Like, and you've never done anything.
Like, how are you?
She's a rapper, all of a sudden being an actress next to Denzel Washington.
Come on.
I think.
Come on.
Also.
Give me more.
Give me more.
Also, she raps about Duky and makes it to the top of the charts.
Like, come on.
Okay.
How does that make sense?
Everybody.
Everybody does that.
Everybody.
And for the record, talking about munches, got her to the top of the charts.
True.
And y'all loved it.
Okay.
All right.
What about this one?
Sidney Sweeney.
Illuminati?
Yes.
She just showed up everywhere one day.
It could be her jeans.
Yeah.
She's everywhere all of a sudden.
Yeah, but both these women have reasons to be everywhere.
Not going to lie.
Like, if we're telling, like, she has the.
Cahongas.
And then Ice Spice.
Y'all loved Ice Spice.
And so do a lot of women.
No, but when we're talking in Illuminati.
Yes.
I'm talking about Timothy.
Shamma Lama Langeet.
Oh, Timothy.
Shama Lama Ding-dong.
Yeah.
I can see that.
Bruh.
Because I'm thinking I'm like one movie, have I seen him in?
He was the Wizard of Oz.
He was in a lot of movies.
He was in Willie Walker.
Yes, he may deserve his popularity.
Yes, he does.
Who cares?
Okay.
He's a Kylie Jenner.
True, true.
Yeah.
And I think they, Kylie Jenner is her.
A couple eras ahead of him in an Illuminati freshman list, okay?
She's an Illuminaity trophy.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Crazy.
I think Sabrina Carpenter.
No!
She's not Al-Li-Illini.
How is she bending over on stage and then her market is different?
I don't know when I think Illuminati anything more dudes.
Yeah, same.
Drusky.
I have him written down here, yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
He's everywhere.
Try watching TV and then going on your phone for.
for like 30 minutes, he's in everything.
Drewski is hilarious.
He's funny.
And he's our new midday host.
I'm kidding.
He's everywhere.
He's everywhere. He's funny and he has a record label.
Come on.
Oh, he does?
Yeah.
All right.
But if we're going that route,
Kaisenai is in the Luminati.
Okay, I believe it.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure.
He might be the head of the Lvada.
He's head of the department of streamer.
100%.
He wasn't having a streamer university.
No.
He was having a streamer Luminati.
Oh.
Recruiting new members
New members
New little minions
Okay
Yeah
All right
What about this one?
Sorry Vic
No go ahead
Mr. Beast
Oh
For sure
He's rich
He has all the kids
Yes
What do you mean
Not like that
But like a lot of
Like he's brainwashing
Yeah
Brainwashing
He's like the head
He is
You know he uses his money
For really good stuff
Yes he does
That's what you want us to think
That's what he wants to
I'm with you Angie
Don't think like that
You leave Mr. Beast alone
He helps a lot of, like, our community.
I'm with you, Angie.
Oh, never mind, bestia, you're sweet.
Okay.
I've always wanted to do one of his challenges, so I don't want to call him Illuminati.
Yeah.
He definitely is 100%.
Okay, that's Angie's choice.
Angie's choice.
Only Mr. Beast.
But being called Mr. Beast and looking like the sweetest little thing, that's a little bit weird to me.
Because, you know, like, the beast, they call, like, a Monomani.
See?
All that stuff.
Then what's the new Illumani sign if the Rock Nation sign isn't?
You know what you're saying?
I don't know.
It's a stream camera phone
Didn't you say that
Illuminati they make you do humiliation rituals?
Yes, they did.
Who's the one that?
Someone just did a humiliation ritual.
Who?
Do no.
He just posted a video with a clown face
and he didn't even do the makeup correctly
so his bottom lip didn't have the makeup
and then I was like, this is humiliation ritual.
Just because he looks funny doing it doesn't mean it's a humiliation ritual.
It is.
He wanted to do that himself.
No, and he's on the Zempi.
Oh.
Hey, Duno, the guys are saying you're Illuminati.
He's Illuminati.
I believe it.
Role my mind soul.
It be your own people.
It be your own people.
Yeah, because what do they say?
Illuminati rule my mind, soul, and my body.
That's the third one.
He was just in a movie too.
He's a, oh.
Oh, my God.
If Duna's in Illumani, then we're in Illuminati.
Uh, well, maybe we're our invite to the middle.
Oh, you guys did do accumulation ritual.
you guys took shots off each other's bodies.
No, he took it off my body.
Okay, I'm still up your soul.
The beast.
I'm saying.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, the beast is Victor!
What?
What?
Does it be a Paris?
Yes.
Yes, because of that.
No.
Yeah, you did a humiliation ritual.
I don't remember that.
I don't.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
I want to have a chain.
Hey, but if there was like a freshman cover,
like double X out did freshman alumni,
wouldn't that be tight if you were right there?
Loki?
Yeah.
Hit me up.
I got a DM one time that they tried to invite me,
but I wasn't sure.
The Illuminati.
You never got one of those?
I got one of those.
No.
No.
What?
It's a thing.
Search your DM.
You probably haven't seen it.
What's the invite look like?
Exactly what you think.
Hey, we've been seeing you.
You should join the Illuminati.
Seriously.
And then it's from like at Illuminati 999.
You never got one?
Never in my life.
Look.
Never in my life.
Yes, you have.
Please search it.
I would love to see.
I'll show you right now.
I would love to see the Illumani invitation.
Yeah, me too.
That is hilarious.
Angie, you didn't say who you wanted to say that you told me.
Oh, earlier I was saying also Wednesday.
Wednesday.
Oh my God.
Jen Ors.
She's everywhere.
She's everywhere.
Yes, but she's a Disney star.
I just feel it's too obvious that it's not, like, it's so obvious she's
Illuminati that she's not Illuminati.
Yeah.
Because it would be, no, no, it's obvious that if she plays Wednesday and she plays spooky
characters that she would be Illuminati, that's why I don't think she is.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, she's a good actress.
I just think of, maybe because she's so good.
And so I'm thinking, like, the people that are popping right now, I'm like,
What about Zendaya?
To the world.
Zendaya?
You're on your own there, bro.
Yeah, no.
I have written down.
Okay, all right.
Billy Ilish.
Okay, relax.
Chill out.
Chill out.
That is a Los Angeles legend right there.
Leave her alone.
Yeah, yeah, leave her alone.
Pedro Pasqual.
Pascal.
Where do he come from?
Now he's everywhere?
In his 40s?
Yeah, he has a whole thing.
He's a late edition.
No, no, no, no.
We're not going to put him there.
Can I add one?
The Paul brothers.
Oh.
They joined him.
No, they joined already.
Yeah, they were born into it.
Okay, new one.
Gunna.
Gunna.
You have to explain.
Why?
Gunna, because all of a sudden, like, he surpassed all the people that he was, like, feuding with.
Like, he's everywhere now, too.
No, if he was Illuminati, he wouldn't have even gone to, wait.
That's how he got out.
That's how he got out.
That's how he got out.
And he's buffed now?
He's super buffed now.
I'm not going to blame anybody that's buffed for being in the Lumin.
It's part of it.
It's part of it.
It's part of it.
You got to jail, you get buffed.
Hope is not.
Jayze, the number one person that everyone's always said is Illuminati.
It's not buff.
Yeah, he's grandfathered in.
From who?
From before, before they made the buff thing, like the requirement.
You're done.
All right.
We're done.
I show speed.
Nope.
No.
No.
World God.
He is of the world.
He's an athlete.
Like, really, like, he's great.
He's not doing that.
That's what the Illuminati is, the world.
And he has it all.
Oh, he's been traveling to spread the word and happiness.
Don't fall for our shenai again.
We're just playing.
It was just a joke.
I don't know if you've seen these photos circulating online.
They are everywhere, and they are of Blueface.
Blueface currently incarcerated and still sending out these thirst picks that you may have fallen for.
There's a certain photo of Blueface.
Please check it out.
Brownback Mornings 106 on.
Instagram, please go check that out so you can see it for yourself.
And it's Blueface kind of doing a weird split thing.
He's doing the splits oddly, right?
Yeah.
And then there's another one where he's kind of just crouching tiger, hidden dragon.
Yassine.
I'm not doing one that saw it.
No, yes.
Come to find out, these are not real photo.
Not at all.
No.
They are so fake.
Half fake.
Yeah, well, yeah, the top part is like, is like real.
But then they added him doing the splits and so many people are falling for it.
And I know he's in there.
he's heated.
Yeah.
Because they did this one time to his hair.
They said that he had like like an emo cut back in the day.
Yeah, yeah.
That wasn't real either.
No, that wasn't real.
Oh, my God.
So they've been doing this time before and he does not.
I know he does not like this at all.
Somewhere there's an editor that just loves messing with blue face.
Well, my thing is like, how do you even think of that?
Like make blue face do the splits, AI.
I thought he was stretching.
Stretching for what?
I thought too.
To work out.
It's program time.
Angie.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
And apparently we're not the only people that fell for it.
The photos, which can only be described as, yeah, like almost splits.
Mm-hmm.
And then that lunge crouching tiger has been viewed 6.1 million times on Twitter alone.
That's crazy.
That's a lot of people thinking that this guy really did these moves.
How can you even tell when stuff is real and not real anymore?
It's so hard.
No, it is hard.
But I like that actually, like, on Twitter, it'll tell you like, this is fake.
It didn't, Angie?
I know.
I know I saw it, but I saw, like, the original picture.
And it was, like, him with two other dudes, like, in jail, right?
Okay.
Not like that.
Oh, well, yeah.
And then that's when I started seeing those pictures of him doing the splits.
And I'm like, oh, it's the same picture.
They got the same face and all that stuff.
Well, he has the same face, Angie.
Well, yeah, but I mean, you would be winking or something.
He actually, he has to do the poses, Dale.
Like he actually has to do it.
He's not that joky.
He is not that joky, like, at all.
I feel like he might be.
No, he's not.
No, he jokes about other things.
He doesn't joke about, like, those type of things.
Oh, trust me.
Maximil, is somebody that, even before AI or chat GPT has Photoshop people in different
situations and all of that?
Is this real or fake, brother?
Oh, it's for sure fake.
It's for sure fake.
It's for sure fake because both of the images have the same expression.
Same exact expression.
I guess with me, the way that I,
feel like it might be fake is the actual tattoos, they change, they morph.
It looks like someone erased parts of his tattoos unless he's going through like a laser
procedure process.
I'm a shout out of our homies at homeboy Industries.
If you're looking for that too, they got you.
But that's the only way that I could tell.
Not even the face.
I feel like he would do that pose.
No.
And that face.
Yeah.
Don't fall for the blue face photos online.
I fell for it.
Y'all fall for anything recently?
Come on.
Oh, my God.
Yes, actually.
It was a bad buddy in an interview saying that he was in an open,
he wasn't an open relationship with Kendall Jenner.
That was a, like, that was like a whole interview and it was just him saying like,
yeah, the reason we broke up was actually because she wouldn't let me be in an open relationship.
Oh, no.
She wanted the open relationship and I told her no.
And I felt for it.
What do you mean you felt for it?
That wasn't true?
So it's not real?
It's AI?
That never happened.
Yeah, it never happened.
Oh, my God.
I was actually going to tell you guys, but I'm like, and then I found that.
It was fake.
Yeah.
When you want to send it in the ground,
oh, that's my mind.
Wait a minute.
Be careful what you fall for out there.
The universe is out to the AI universe.
Yeah, I hate it.
You know what's real, what's fake anymore.
It's only going to get worse.
That's the scary part.
Yeah.
I assume everything is fake at this point.
True.
True, true.
Oh, that's so sad.
I know, but it's the truth.
It's how we got to think.
It is.
It's just our antennas are not as good anymore.
Yeah.
You can say like, yeah, that's fake.
They're sitting.
too high up.
You know?
And I don't know.
You're like, I don't know.
You're perfectly dropped.
Yep.
Wait.
What?
What do you tell you about?
I don't know.
I always fall for the local Latinas
10 miles away from my house.
10 miles is pretty far.
That's a ad.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's not a good idea.
You live in Woody years.
They are one mile from your house.
Yeah.
They are not 10 miles away.
Yeah, they're in uptown.
Come on.
Chill out.
All right.
Keep it here.
More brown bag mornings on the way.
