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The more brown back, the better. Come on.
9.5.6. Buenos Aires. Good morning to you. Happy Tuesday. August 26. We are here, my friends.
Yes. August almost over. I'm Leti. I'm here. I'm Leticia. Concrecia is right here.
Gregicia. Angelica. Yesia. Maximicia.
Thank you. Victoria. Victoria. Victoria. That's Victoria.
Vic,
Hey, Vic,
how's your other nip?
My other nip is now free and clear, okay?
And under control or what?
And under control,
and I learned a valuable lesson in that my skin does not agree with waxing
because I'm completely red still.
Oh, poor guy.
And I have very sensitive skin, so.
It was a great show yesterday.
It was.
And if you missed it, Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram,
it's videos that I keep going back to.
Vic, you did a.
Amazing, sweetie.
Thank you.
Vig had to get waxed because the Dodgers lost in the series against the Padres this weekend.
Yes.
Do you mind?
Don't mind what?
Just...
Let me see it.
Not that way.
Don't go that.
Don't go that.
No.
Why are you doing that?
Just stand up, bro.
I just saw the class.
Come on me.
No.
Wait.
Did you do the stomach too or no?
I did.
Oh, so you're completely bare now in the front.
Okay.
Nick, you got to show us bro.
No.
Victor.
Are you guys ready for now?
Vick, I'm ready.
I can't.
Nick, you can't.
No, I can't.
You didn't shave it, huh?
You lied.
No, I did.
I don't believe.
Big, let me see.
No, it's because these shorts are too tight, so I unbutton my belt.
Yo, you're lying.
Just do it from there.
You don't have to get up.
Yeah, you don't have to get up.
Those shorts are way too tight.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I never, imagine I'd have to lift up my shirt while I'm sitting down on a morning show.
Thought I'd be fine.
This guy, you get your one, that's your one.
HR said we all get one.
That's your one.
Respectfully, if you play back the tape, it was concrete that said,
A ver.
Okay, well, that's your one.
Everybody, just so he knows, gets his one.
That's his one.
Concrete does.
Anything else is harassment.
Victor, you make me cry.
That is insane.
That is insane, bro
My shirt is crazy
He's sitting down and he showed us his
His tummy and his tummy is fully shaven
And do you borrow your girl's razor
No
I have my own manscaping
mechanism
Oh yeah
Do you use the same razor you use there
Over there?
No
No, he's an air
No I have like a trimmer
And where do you use that?
It's a Norelco
But where do you use that?
Your beard?
In the bathroom.
What do you mean?
No, where on your body do you?
Everywhere.
I'm like a cat right now.
Shaped his legs and everything too.
Yeah.
No, I couldn't go that far.
I didn't have that much time.
Victor, God bless you, bro.
I just want you to know you're making so many people happy right now.
Oh, yeah.
It's me.
I'm so happy.
I hope they're happy.
Is Jordan happy?
No, she misses the hair.
His girlfriend.
Yes.
No, Jordan was like, oh, I like your hair.
You know?
Oh, she likes your hair.
Yeah.
She likes it.
She doesn't like that I'm like that.
She doesn't like that I'm like completely, like smooth?
No, she doesn't like that.
You're like a dolphin.
Shining.
Yes, exactly.
He is really red, by the way.
He is.
You should have put like some aloevara, some cream.
I go.
Yeah, right?
Yes.
Yeah, somebody commented like, where's her shop so I never go.
Oh, the girl that waxed you?
It's not her fault.
It's not her fault.
I was moving a lot.
You did move.
Yeah.
I told you, stay still.
Yeah, but I didn't listen.
No, you didn't.
You're like you're in an electric chair.
Yeah.
You just move everything.
I was being so extra.
And he was screaming at her.
Yeah, she got scared.
Yeah.
That was great.
Bram by morning's windows six on Instagram.
Go enjoy life, man.
Vic, you made it worth it today.
All right.
Thank you.
And the Dodgers won yesterday.
They redeemed themselves.
Too late.
Played the hell out of the game.
And now they're back in first place.
And the Padres suck.
It keeps going back and forth.
Yeah.
It's like a.
Yeah, to your talk.
Such is life here.
All right, we're going to get into concrete.
Weather, concrete.
You ready, brother?
Let's go.
And now, the weather.
Oh, hell the dog.
With concrete storm.
Berritos, it is going down.
It's going to be pretty warm out there.
First, we're off to the city of Hathorn, home of the beach boys, singing to their
Hainas with their art form.
Yeah, it will be 80 degrees today.
Next, we put up to the city of Homeland where the streets stay hot and you'll never see a snowman.
Yeah, how will be 92 to hear.
degrees today.
Homeland?
City of Homeland.
I'm not...
Over there by Hemet.
Homeland Security.
Get out a little bit, guys.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Off we go to the city of industry
where foods go to put and work
at the part of the infantry.
Your high will be 90 degrees.
And lastly, we hit the city of Thousand Palms
where Greg met a single mom and he said
she was hella bomb.
Yeah.
That would be 94 degrees.
It's going to be pretty hot everywhere.
Stay cool.
Real quick.
Thousand Palms.
They have an oasis
Desert orases
Created by the Freshwater Springs
Seeping through the surface
due to the sand and dress fault guys
How can something so ugly
Look at me, Lettie
How is something so ugly
Are you calling me ugly?
No, I'm just telling you because you wanted the fun fact
I wanted the fun fact
We all wanted fun fact
Is this so ugly
This is how I know something's playing
Nothing's planned?
What?
How can something so ugly
Create something so beautiful?
What do you mean?
Oasis has made Wonderwall
What?
Yeah, they did.
Oasis
That's the band
He's talking about
N. 0,000 palms
He's talking about why
It sits on the San Jose fault
And the water that seeps through
It created an oasis
Something so ugly
Created something so ugly.
Oh wow
Where is thousand palms?
It is beautiful.
Go over there guys
Thousand Palms is by Palm Springs I think
Yes
Nice
It's by 99
Poms also
So there it is guys
Hothorn
You're going to be 80 degrees
Homeland 92
City of Industry 90 and
Thousand Palms 94.
She would.
Hot!
A Khan.
I'll be back tomorrow, I mean.
When you were doing the weather, you said
working like if they're in the infantry.
Yeah.
Greg don't know what that means.
What do you mean?
I know what that.
I know what that.
You know what?
You know what?
Like in the military?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
No, but what does the city of industry
have to do with the military?
Nothing.
It rhymes.
Yeah.
It's a right.
That it's a working city.
Industry.
Inventry.
It's all like.
It's all warehouses.
It's all warehouses.
Yeah.
Yeah.
would have worked there.
It's like heavy on a lot of people going there to work.
Oh, okay.
It rhymes.
Yeah, that's the point.
Infantry rhymes with industry.
But it's.
But they're not, they're not in the military there.
No.
Exactly.
Yeah.
It's because it rhymes.
Not just because it rhymes, but it's the act of people going to put in work as if they're in the infantry.
Dog wars.
All right.
Money moves.
Time for some money talks.
How much is your kidney worth?
to you.
What would it take for you to just give up that little kidney?
You don't need them, right?
You don't need one?
You don't need one.
Uh-huh.
Anybody?
Oh, it's just how much, what would you, what would you give it up for?
Easy.
Give me a house in Irvine.
I'm good.
What are they for?
I keep that.
Angie, hold on.
That is an incredible answer.
People need to big up Angie for that answer.
Yes.
Yeah, I was going to say like 1.5 M's, which is about a house in Irvine.
Yeah, but you wouldn't buy the house in Irvine.
No, I'd buy it in the valley for sure.
For sure.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
You would buy the complex that you live in right now.
Probably turning into a big old house.
All right.
Anybody else?
Dinner with Jay Z.
Vic, you don't need to do that.
What?
You don't need to do.
Sell your kidney for a dinner with Holt?
Jay Z's going to look at him and be like, oh, take it back.
Yeah.
He saw the video.
He's not going to want him.
It's very strange.
Concreteer Greg?
A Mayback.
I'd give up my kidney for a Mayback.
What?
Yeah.
Value yourself, bro.
My Mayback is like $200,000.
I know.
This was at $1.5 million.
You're saying $200,000.
Mayback's cool, though.
My dinner will be worth more than all that in the long run.
No, hold.
No, he's said that if someone chooses the dinner over money with him,
that his advice to you would be you should have taken the money.
He said that?
Yeah, he said that before.
Can I change my answer?
No.
No.
What about you over there?
Mentor stability.
That's lifetime.
That's like that's priceless.
Oh my God.
Just go to therapy.
I would say mental stability.
Just go to therapy.
Because once I'm stable, though, then I can do anything I want in life.
Oh, God.
Can you fly?
That will get 1.5.
Go buy a house in Irvine.
I can do all that if you're stable.
And I'm back.
So right now you're not stable?
I know.
What are we doing here, guys?
Leti, what about you?
Do we have enough time?
Well, what I would sell my kidney or what I gave my kidney up for?
If my husband needed it or for someone in need.
Bori.
Bore!
Bore!
Bore!
Lati Lopez!
That boy's healthy.
That boy is healthy.
But that's the question.
If he needed it, I would do that.
Yeah.
Stop.
No.
No.
All right.
Whatever.
Fools.
All right.
I'm telling you guys about this because there are people that are literally giving up one of their kidneys.
They're saying that they would give it up as a down payment to attend an Australian music festival that Charlie XX is going to be a part of.
And it's like insane to me that people would give.
Yes.
Brat.
Brat.
No, it's a full lineup.
Yeah.
I was about saying you could see her for free on Melrose, I'm sure.
If you hang out long enough.
They're not wrong.
Like, tickets sold out like this.
Yes.
And so now they're bringing up another option.
Oh.
Yeah, it's like you're donating your kidney in a sense to somebody, but you got to still give it up in order to get concert tickets.
Like you put yourself like a donor.
Yeah.
Put yourself on the list.
Yeah.
And hey, you can now get these concert tickets that are probably sold out.
Which is still wild.
That's not even worth it.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
But loki, we check donor at the DMV for nothing.
Yeah.
At least they're checking donors.
Not me.
Not me.
I thought you're cute.
Ain't no one taking my body for science.
Yeah.
My abolita told me it's a sin.
A sin?
You have a holy to do you to sin?
Yeah.
To give back?
No.
She gave me like a whole thing and I'm like, okay.
What part is the sin?
Oh, so she told me she's like, the day that God comes back and does judgment day, he's
going to be like, where's your body?
You're going to be dead.
Like, where's your body and you're going to be all.
He's going to be a guy.
That's a girl that I saved grandma.
It's a spirit.
That's what my abolita told me.
the same thing that Selena's fan said.
They're like, no.
Nope.
Your abolita's wrong, eh.
There's some things.
So many things.
Angie, we're coming back and you're going to tell me.
And also you're going to explain why you brought up Selena.
That's all coming up at seven.
I don't know.
He randomly brought up Selena's family.
For a week that's past, right?
Yeah.
Let's let go, guys.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Brat back mornings.
We let nothing go.
Okay.
I'm telling you guys, I think it's because over there doesn't get festivals like we do.
It may mean more when it happens.
Yeah.
It's a far way for a lot of artists to go.
Yeah.
So the tickets had sold out.
So I guess they offered another option.
I guess put yourself as like an organ donor and that gives you a new, I guess you can get a new, new tickets that they put up for sale.
It's a festival.
These things don't sell up.
Yeah.
Like there's just campground.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
But anyway, Angie, then you started talking about how the Yostito is going to look at you bad.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you donate.
Yeah, because we're talking about donors and putting that on your ID.
And I'm like, nope, not me.
I don't donate.
I'm sorry, my organs are my organs because my abolita always told me that it's a sin
Angelica because the day that God, again, we're actually Catholic.
Okay.
But my grandma was very like old school mentality, things like that, very religious like that.
So she always told us like, don't put that because that's like a sin.
The day that God comes back, like Dutchman Day, he's going to come and ask you like,
where is your body?
and you're going to be like
you're not going to know
where your body parts are at.
Right.
That's just in the Old Testament
though.
Where is it?
I'm kidding.
I don't even know.
I don't know.
This is just what Angie was taught, okay?
While they didn't turn the AC on in her house.
All right,
they told her,
hey, this is what you're not going to do.
You're not going to donate your organs,
little lady.
But wouldn't you be a skeleton?
Technically,
your body disintegrates.
I know.
You guys are thinking like,
scientifically and all that stuff,
but what is that is thinking.
virtually.
And then, do you know that they take your organs out?
No matter what?
Here.
But like in her, in the Pueblo, they just like, poop.
I don't know, Angie.
No, they do.
I think they do the thing, take the organs out, and then they prep you for getting in the ground.
In Mexico, you died today, you get buried tomorrow.
I know that.
It's different.
So does this mean, never.
I was going to say, does this mean like, God forbid when your time comes, you're going to ship yourself to Mexico?
No, no.
Yeah, what's going to happen?
Yeah.
I don't know, but I'm just saying, you guys, you'll have to tell us.
so that we can carry it out.
I'm just saying,
I am not going to donate my organs
unless you guys,
I donate my liver
for a $16 million house
in Irvine.
You looked up the house?
Yeah,
she picked up the house.
Because then when Diocito says,
Where's your body?
She's giving me like,
here.
In Irvine?
It's an Irvine.
Get it in my house.
It's the clean of the city.
Oh,
no.
And then, bro,
did you bring up
Sedina Gomes or Sunrini
Kintania?
I know.
Because while we were talking before the break, I'm sorry.
It was just scattered conversation.
We had to go to commercials.
Then Vic is like, that's what Selena's family did.
And then I know Selena Gomez got a kidney from her homegirls.
Oh, I forgot about it.
I forgot about it.
I forgot about that.
That's not what I was talking about.
I was talking about Guintania.
But just with the rumor that she didn't get a blood transfusion and that was partly the reason why she passed.
Did anybody else hear that rumor?
Yes.
I think all of us did.
Yeah.
Wait.
Wait.
Can you hear yes or no?
Wait.
Wait, so then that was just the rumor.
that wasn't actually like it happened?
I don't know, Angie.
How do we know that that happened?
The movie or something.
The movie didn't say it.
The movie ends with her on stage.
No, the movie just ended with the rose falling.
And that's how you knew she passed away.
They started that rumor.
I don't know.
We love starting rumors.
And we just run with them for 20 years.
Then we talk about it on the radio like it's a fact.
Like when I was little, I thought that if you swallowed a watermelon seed that I was going to grow inside you.
Yes.
Because they told me that.
They always told me if you eat watermelon in.
drink milk that you're poisoning yourself.
You're going to die. You're going to die within the next day.
And then my homie, Dimas, he did it.
And then he was like, I'm sorry.
Will you give me a kiss?
We'll give me a kiss before I die.
That's my first kiss, everybody.
Thinking my neighbor was going to die from drinking watermelon.
Did he die?
No, he didn't die.
Then saved them.
It worked.
You did.
You saved the life.
The reason that they say the blood transfusion is because she bled out so much at the
hotel.
So if they would
understand that she would have
like kept her fine,
she would have been alive.
Supposed.
Yeah, no.
We know that part.
But I think the rumor is like that
her parents declined or her family
declined based on their religious beliefs.
But yeah, that'd be something very
inside to know.
There's so many rumors around that.
That's the true.
Who really knows?
Yolanda.
No.
Anyway.
Don't matter out.
Laum was a matter.
No, no.
We're going to get it.
Another rumor.
Simp or pimp or pimp.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
And today's nominee, Tuesday, August 26, for Simp or Pimp, we do this every day at 7 a.m.
Give you one to either Crown of Pimp or Crown of Simp.
Is a beautiful young lady going viral for reasons that should never.
happen, men. I'm looking at you. Talk to me, Maximoff. Yes, so there's a girl,
reportedly allegedly, her name is Emma. She posted a video because she got ghosted by a date.
And in this video, it's actually really sad to see. She's crying. She's emotional. It looks like
she had just crashed out from this situation because she really took the time to plan this out
based off, I guess, conversation of maybe knowing what their interest, what they liked, what they like to eat.
Yeah.
And she even prepared a special lunch for the ghosted day.
She prepared a little picnic of sorts for this guy she saw a future with and he ghosted her.
So, and Latina, I got you some tacos.
Really good.
From my favorite tacos place.
I made you from homemade or chata.
alo riccheta
because you said you like that
and I made it
and some Mexican corn muffins
with honey butter
Oh
Mexican corn muffin
I never had no Mexican corn muffin with honey butter
But I wish I did
I wish I did
She had about six in there
I want that right now
Yeah and like throughout the video
You see her like she prepared like a huge bag
And she's bringing out all the food
You know the tacos look really good
And but she was just
just like you can tell she had just had a breakdown extremely emotional she you know she tried and
she's from the generation that like records all of this she reminds me of our home grow yaylene
just younger i don't know is it jensie it might be jensi yeah but like everything's on like a story time
you could tell she was in her car just crying you see it in her face all of that there's even
moments in the video where she's just stopped and she's just looking at like you know when you've had
that good cry and you're just sitting there's just sitting there's just sitting there's just sitting there's
in it?
Yeah, she used that one.
Yeah.
You can watch the video,
Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram,
but that wasn't it, huh?
No, she continued
just talking about
what this is going to lead her to do.
You know, let me know why you ghosted me.
That's crazy.
You can only imagine how that feels.
All you had to do
is answer the phone.
This lover girl shit,
I guess we had to go on our villain arc.
Man, he dodged the bullet.
Oh, our villain.
That guy dodged a bullet, let me tell you.
You think so?
Why?
Why?
Yeah, that's too much, dog.
Too much.
Too much for a first day.
I don't understand, you fool.
No, look.
She's doing too long.
You guys want a girl that can come.
And the likes of stuff you like.
Why are you kidding?
Because I'm upset.
The one that does it.
You guys are like, oh, yeah, she's so extra.
She's too much.
She is.
She came on a little strong.
You got to be honest.
She's a 60-year-old seora
trapped in a 20-year-old girl's body.
at this point.
And that's what y'all say y'all want.
No.
That's what y'all say y'all want in the kitchen I want you.
I want a girl that could do this, that, this is a third for me.
Know what I want before I even say it.
You get the one that, okay.
When we're older.
Yeah, not on the first day.
I want the corn muffin.
Her man a launch on the first day.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's like, hey girls, hey girls out there, the ones that run it up on fools,
the ones that don't see them unless they say.
the cash at Venmo, all of that,
I get where you're coming from
and I get why you do it.
Because then when the girls do the opposite,
this is the conversations you get.
So to all the Buchona babies out there,
all the girls that it's like,
oh, no, no, I'll make them work for it.
Don't pay half of the bill at dinner.
All of that stuff, I see a girl.
I understand.
Because then you got these fools
when it's the complete opposite.
I actually think it's kind of cool.
What?
Her packing the lunch.
I think so too.
You know that she's going to pack lunch for you
for the rest of your life.
Yep, bro.
You're not 50 years old, Maximil.
I don't like to come.
Yes, he is.
And the moment you're answering the phone,
she's going to go berserk and post a video about it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I think that's the part of the generation.
Yeah, that is a generation.
No, I mean, I feel bad.
Like, the guy, like, obviously was like,
probably felt overwhelmed.
Like, damn.
Over.
Oh, yes.
You know?
And it's like, it's messed up because she went through all this effort.
The guy didn't deserve it.
Like, she's probably barely getting to know him and went above and beyond.
She's great.
She has to know her limits, too.
And, like, he wasn't worthy of.
all that either just yet.
You know what I say?
Don't.
You did not deserve it.
Never gave a thousand in the beginning.
You got to give around.
This probably wasn't even her a thousand.
Oh my God.
It was in her big one.
What?
I would be intimidated.
You got to like toss it back and I'm going to give you 50.
Next is like a tattoo on like the forearm or something.
Oh yeah.
No, that would be crazy.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yep.
But she said she's going in her bill and era, huh?
Yeah.
No, stay away from her, Craig.
And you know how I know she's not going in her villain era?
Because girls that go in their villain era do not talk about it.
They just go into it.
They go numb.
Yes.
They just turn into maleficent real quick.
It just is like, rum.
Yeah, they get bangs.
They get bangs.
They get bangs.
They dye their hair.
Die their hair, get banged.
Yeah, that's the way that you reveal it.
Greg would fix her, though.
Greg would hooks her.
I'll fix her.
They get haircuts.
They get bangs and then they get banged?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
hilarious.
You're so funny.
Looking like Amanda Binds.
Ooh.
Is it sim?
Orne muffins.
Is it Simper Pimp that baby
girl's crying out in her car after making
the date she was going to go on?
All the things that he said he liked.
Oh, go ahead.
Big Simp.
Big Simp.
And I would like to invite you on the
Hume Hookup line because I would like to find you
your partner that would appreciate it.
Yeah, your senior.
We're going to find you your senior.
That part.
That would appreciate the lunch.
Because it's a bunch of boys out here.
No, for real.
She's a real.
No, she needs a man.
She needs a man.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip, Sip.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Nico needs our help.
Nico.
Nico.
Nico.
All right, Nico.
That's my Nico right there.
Brown bag.
Y'all got to help me decide.
which relationship I'm about to ruin
because it's either mine or my homies.
All right.
He said, check it out.
So I live two hours away from my girl.
Smart.
And we only get to see each other on the weekends.
Saturday, her and her home girls went on a girl's night,
so me and the fellas did our thing.
She wanted to use my SUV, so I drove her whip.
And it was all good until I got a text this morning.
She sent a photo of a girl's hair clip
and said,
explain this, all caps, in her message.
None to worry about.
He said, she was blowing me up at work, but I was too scared to pick up.
And why are you afraid?
Wow.
Afraid of what?
He said, I ended up calling her on my way home, but now I'm blocked.
Too long, buddy.
Yep.
Time's ticking.
Bro, not I'm blowing you up at work and you leave me in until 5 p.m.
He's at work.
Not even a little text?
He's at work.
All of a sudden he can answer?
A man has to work.
Man has the work.
He said, then she posted on IG some quote about when people show you who they are, believe them and leave them there.
Classic.
Wow.
Yeah, that's what we do.
I love how he.
He remembered that quote word for word.
Yeah, he did.
Something like, no, it was that.
Word for word, yeah.
He said, she waited till I saw it, then blocked me on there too.
She had a block party.
He said, I know it looks.
bad but listen i am innocent your honor innocent and what would it look like what does it look like guys
he hasn't even said anything well i mean there's a clip in the car you know so it's like oh that could
potentially be another girls you know or his sisters or his mother's or conglous no no because
he's using his girl's car oh you're right on boys night oh my grandma's clip he took your grandma out
okay okay okay okay okay so he said the hair clip belongs to a girl my homie hooked up with
that night.
Oh my homie.
He's always doing bad.
Never me.
He said, he got whatever keys were on the table and went and did his thing.
He comes back and says he was already outside when he realized it was my girl's whip,
but that he didn't leave a trace.
Oh, my God.
That's disgusting.
That's wild.
Oh, that is going to mean.
A trace of evidence is great.
No, I did a forensic scan.
Hey, bro, I didn't leave a trace.
Fingerprints or nothing.
Black light did that.
Or gloves.
Don't worry about it.
You got to be careful about the passenger seat, but.
To the naked eye?
Move the passenger seat back to normal.
What's going over your head?
What's going?
Oh, yeah.
What's going on?
He said, it sounds like an excuse, but it's true.
And I want to tell my girl the truth, but this particular friend I have is married to
my girl's cousin.
If I tell her the truth, for sure she's going to say something.
And if my homies, and if that happens, that's it.
my homies getting divorced.
Yep.
He's losing half his stuff.
All right?
Sheesh.
But if I take the blame for all this,
then my girl is going to leave me, you guys.
She's leaving me.
I'm already blocked on everything.
So he said, I'm lost.
I can't think my stomach hurts and I just don't know what to say.
Do I drive to her this week?
Wait till the weekend.
Tell her it was my dumb homie or say that it was my F-up.
Is there any other option that can save us both?
It's in all caps.
I need y'all help.
I know y'all got the answers.
Do we?
I don't know.
He's stuck in, it's a lose-lose situation.
No, it's not.
No?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's National Dog Day.
Oh.
Angie, this is, me and you do not belong in this conversation.
No, but I want to listen.
Don't.
Don't do that.
It's National Dog Day.
It's literally, what day is it, Amonah?
It's a National Dog Day?
It is.
Boom.
Bam.
And the dogs are out.
The dogs are out right now.
The dogs are out even when tomorrow were there's not a dog.
Other days?
I know.
I know.
I know.
So he went out with his homies, used his girl's whip.
And his homie, who leaves keys on the table, by the way?
Where are you guys at that you just leave keys on the table?
Sounds like a drunken night.
Sounds like people just left things.
You just don't leave your keys on the table?
No, they probably went to someone's house after going out.
That's what I'm assuming.
So he said that his homie was.
met a girl at some,
just a house there at a house.
And function.
They met up.
He picks up the keys, goes outside,
opens the,
it's like the girl's car.
They were probably already feeling things.
Right?
Then things happened.
Yep.
And he came back,
hey, bro,
sorry.
And was your girlfriend,
but checked it?
No,
everything's fine.
That happened Saturday.
Yeah.
He did it up yesterday.
So clearly Sunday was cool.
Probably could have love Sunday,
all of that.
Oh, she didn't find it.
Then text.
him yesterday, what is this?
Explain yourself.
Hits him up.
I think there's a point where we're hitting you up
and then we're so mad you're not answering.
All right, bet.
Then I'm madder.
Yeah.
That's probably the worst timing at work.
Can't do anything about it.
Can't do anything about it.
He said he was scared.
That's why he didn't answer.
He could do something about it.
He said that.
He wanted to have a story.
He didn't know what to say.
Exactly.
Yeah.
He didn't know what to say.
Do I tell him at homey?
I know if I tell him a homie he's going to get divorced.
That's, she's going to tell her prima.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What other answer is there?
Got to get your attorney.
Mind your own business.
Yeah.
Okay, but you can't, the business is there with you.
It's not your fraud.
My girl, babe, it's not mine.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Check the ring cameras.
I've been inside all day.
Show me?
But she knows your one out.
Yeah, you went out on Saturday.
You know where I've been.
All right.
Check my aura ring.
That doesn't mean at the building come over.
You know, you ain't got no gas in your car.
Yeah, no, I think at this point, he needs to scramble for some crazy
solutions. Like you got to think outside the box.
So one of them I think you should
probably do. One of them?
Yeah. Send his mom out on the trip
and then report his mom missing.
No. That way
That's dramatic. She gets worried and has to
help you find your mom. Yeah, like a tragedy.
What does that mean to do for this story
at all? You need to personalize it. You need to
have an attack. But I don't understand
what Maximuizian said. Yeah, that way she could
communicate. Faking tragedy. Yeah, like a tragedy.
Yeah, you change the subject. Yeah. You change the subject.
There's bigger fish to fry right now.
My mother is missing.
And you're worried about a clip.
Where's my mommy?
And then start hitting yourself.
Water.
Yeah.
I do it.
This is what you want.
What about when she finds out that your mom was on vacation?
You figure it out then.
Yeah.
You'll cross that bridge when you get there.
All right?
Right now you need to create a diversion, a distraction.
But you didn't do anything wrong.
So now you're making it worse.
You're buying time.
Yes.
Crash the car.
That's an honest.
option two.
You have good insurance.
Yeah, just crash the car.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Hit a poll.
Just hit a poll.
Don't hurt anybody.
He needs to say the truth, guys.
What?
The truth.
Okay, what part?
That's snitching though.
He's snitching on the homie and then he gets divorced from the prima.
So it's like, it goes like this.
Oh, it's not mine.
What about me?
Said Bob.
What about me?
Okay, but if he says, okay, it's not mine.
Okay, so it was Eduardo's or whatever the cousin's name is.
I don't know.
It's like,
that's the same thing Gunna did.
It's like,
I don't know.
Like,
I didn't do it,
but everybody else,
I don't know,
maybe.
Right.
You know,
he doesn't have thought about that,
Eduardo.
It is Eduardo's fault.
That's what I'm saying.
But he's getting involved.
He's throwing his homie under the bus.
He's not getting involved,
though.
Homie put the,
had the clip get in the car.
Yeah,
he's a bad guy.
All right.
All right,
the clip is in the car.
She won a big dog.
Okay,
National Dog Day,
and we got one on the line.
Uh-huh.
What's going down later?
Okay, look, Nico needs our help.
He took his girl's car for the weekend.
Went out with his boys.
His boy took his car to do some dirt.
The girl left a clip in the car.
His girl found it, and she started blowing him up at work.
He started acting like he didn't have a phone.
Like, he didn't know what was going on.
He tried to call her back after work.
He was blocked.
Then he went on Instagram to see the deal.
She posted a quote, one of those quotes.
Oh, no.
And then he was blocked shortly thereafter as well.
So he's innocent, but his homie did do the dirt, and he doesn't want to snitch on his homie because then his homie will get a divorce.
He also doesn't want to get a divorce himself or break up with his girl.
So he's caught in a pickle.
Y'all are slick.
I just want to say y'all are so slick.
Why?
Someone on the Instagram Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram, I hear you, I see you, and I didn't think of this, but I'm also not a girl.
I'm not a guy.
I am a girl.
You are a girl.
Girls think worse.
No.
Do worse.
Yep.
This full said that this is a made-up homey help line.
So to create an alibi, that he actually cheated.
What?
He doesn't want to get on the phone either.
I tried getting on the phone with Nico and I was like, bro, Colin, let's talk about it.
He don't want to.
This will cheated and is trying to create an alibi by submitting a homie help line.
Do not use us as your alibi.
I am not the store you went to.
two and got the receipt during the time of the crime.
This is like, like, oh, like, master manipulation.
It's like inception.
Why y'all like that?
Wow.
Why you like that?
Why you like that?
It just blew my mind.
So he's expecting us to be like, no, that wasn't you, dog.
Like, to help him out, right?
Because he could show his girls.
I was stressed out.
I even hit a brown bag about it.
I even told them.
I told them exactly what happened.
But you don't lie, right?
No.
What are you talking about?
Okay.
Wow.
That's taking it far.
That's taking it far.
It's getting us involved.
Y'all take it far.
Yeah, take it far.
You'll take it.
So, Nico Heresa.
Mm-hmm.
And he wants to know, should he tell his girl, hey, this was really, you guys named him Eduardo.
Poor Eduardo's awesome.
I just thought of a name.
This was really Eduardo, and he took a girl out and then made a mess in the car, my bad.
But Eduardo's married to his girl's prima, so then that would cause a divorce.
Yeah.
Or should he own it and say, yeah, babe, I don't know.
I'll say what?
Say, I picked it off the side of the road.
I thought about you or something.
I don't know.
No.
Oh, right?
Or is there another option that can save him?
All right.
Let's go to, hey there, Delilah.
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away.
Oh, Delilah hangs up.
Why are y'all tell me to go to people that are not on the line?
Delilah left us?
Yeah, she went to New York City.
Oh, Delilah.
What you do to me?
All right, left us.
Ivan, in Ontario.
Ivan in Ontario
Ivan
Ivan
Hey there Ivan
What's it like in Ontario
You're a thousand miles away
Ivan
Ivan
How are we going to help the homie
Nico
I feel like
Nico
It depends
If he's in a
You know
If he's serious about this girl
Then he needs to be honest
You know
His homeboy shouldn't be cheating
If you know
If he's cheating on his wife
Then they shouldn't be the
So let that let that fall apart
I wouldn't put myself on the line
My marriage on the line for somebody who's dog in there girl, you know
He's not married to his girl
But I will say doesn't that make you seem kind of guilty? It's like yeah
Everybody was cheating except me
You know what I'm saying? It's like when you're in a circle of dogs and you're expected to bark, right? I guess yeah
That's we had this conversation off there and it was like all right if he tells on the homie
And and I'm like at
least like the homie was cheating he probably deserves that yeah yeah and then one of
you was like he was cheating too letting yeah i was like wait why is that safe to assume it's
not just the homie cheating yeah i thought it was only one why concrete so all of you guys what
92% that he was probably cheating he could be 8% could be that he's a good guy and he was
abstaining and and like they're doing everything and he's like no no no no no like i'm
just go over here and you know like fighting temptation all that but you know where are you guys
at that this temptation's just there
I don't go outside. The library,
church. Church?
What? Yeah. It's because you put out vibes.
It's different for you. Like you put out the vibe.
Yeah, great. Great. Yeah. Your
your ceremony. You walk around
feeling looking single. You feel me? Yeah.
It's different, man. It's different.
None of these guys are single.
I'm single. No, in the, no. No, in the, in the,
Nico's homies. Yeah. You should. Look,
the homies should be an alpha dog and tell his homie he messed up and he needs to go to
another crew dog.
We can have
loose ends like you.
The family.
I like that.
That's good.
The family though.
Yeah.
He's married into the family.
Same thing.
Go to.
And that does nothing for the clip.
What happens with the clip?
Yeah, that's the thing.
No.
So what Khan is saying is go tell the homie,
Eduardo.
Yeah.
Hey, you tell your girl.
You come clean.
You did your dirt.
Now you tell it.
Don't get me involved in your BS.
But what are the chances of
Eduardo, quote unquote,
quote his name,
being like, yeah, I'm going to do that.
No, he's not.
He's not.
He's not.
Because at the end of the day,
in this moment,
everyone's going to,
is trying to look out for their best self,
like for themselves.
Nico's like,
yo, that's not me,
but at the end of the day,
someone has to say the truth
or the clip is still going to be there.
Oh, he has to get down with that,
Eduardo.
What does that do about the grade?
Listen, and then they say,
why did you guys fight?
It's because I was defending your honor.
Honor of what?
I don't know.
You just make something up.
So,
you're a snitch.
Creating a distraction.
Yeah, his mom is missing.
One of them has to go to the hospital after the fight.
That's what I'm saying.
Go to sleep and don't talk about it.
They live apart.
They live apart.
They only see each other on the weekends.
By the way, should he do this during the week as well?
He wants to know or wait until the weekend.
This is an emergency.
By Tuesday, by Friday, she'll have a new life.
That's how girls will be working.
When they're hurt?
They're so right.
They'll have a new life.
They're so correct.
They're not wrong.
Have a whole new life
New job, everything
New nails
New job, new car
Where'd this come from?
New tattoo?
Yeah.
Just so you know.
You've been the gym four days
But it's only been three
Since we broke up
How did that?
Yeah, two of days?
Yeah
And I got abs now
Where did all this workout clothes come from?
Don't worry about it
A little lim andelle
That's the girl you cheated on me with
Oh
Yeah
Yeah, Eduardo
Hey Nico, go right now
Yeah
Get in your car
and drive.
Nadine,
Nadine, I want to talk to you,
Nadine.
We're talking about the homie
Nico.
Nico hit us up
because his
homie cheated
while they were
having a boy's night
left
somehow,
took the girl back
to a car.
It happened to be
Nico's girlfriend's
car that he was
borrowing because
she was using his
SUV.
And so apparently
a clip was left
in the car.
The girlfriend
finds it yesterday
and hits up
Nico.
What is this?
Explain your
calls him, he's not picking up because he's scared.
At some point, she stops calling him and starts blocking him.
And now he's like, dang, I'm going to lose my girl if I don't come up with something.
I can't snitch on the homie because he's married to my girl's prima.
Then it's going to be all bad for him.
What should I do?
I do not want my girlfriend to break up with me, but also I'm not trying to put my homie out there like that.
You guys have a brocode.
You guys, quote of silence, coat of arms, whatever that is.
Whatever that is.
You guys have to explain.
No, we can't explain brocode to you.
All right.
That's how point of broke out.
But you can't say anything, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, you just explained it.
Nadine.
Wow, Greg.
Neidine in Santa Ana.
Nadine.
One rule.
Gaila, Nadine.
Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
Talk to us.
Hello.
I think he's guilty regardless, whether it was for his clip or the homeboy's clip.
Because why are you letting your homeboy cheat on my cousin?
And then also, um, why?
Why is it in my car?
Yeah.
They do that.
Dejah, los dechain.
If we don't dechan.
I'm going to take a girl in your car.
I'll just tell you what he's going to say.
He's a grown man.
I can't control him.
That's true.
I wasn't looking, babe.
He took it.
He had a crazy looking at his eye.
Then they're all cheating.
Why are you guys all?
Like, I don't know.
Why are you cheating?
What?
We were all.
They're all guilty.
They're all guilty.
It's funny because the guys went out because the girls had
Girl Night.
So it was probably all the guys in that circle, like of the girls that went out.
It's like, hey, what do you expect us to do?
You left us for the weekend.
Hold on.
What were you doing at Girls Night?
Yeah, Hulal.
Oh, Flip the script.
Wait, why do you have WhatsApp on your phone now?
Wait.
This clip could have been there.
Why do you know why people have WhatsApp on their phone?
Exactly.
Why do you know?
All of a sudden.
Why do you know what people you Snapchat for?
Who are you WhatsApping right now at 2 a.
Hey, this clip could have been there before I bought it.
So toxic.
Domino's Pizza?
If it's a girl clip.
Fine.
What are you doing?
Clipping my hair up.
Yeah, put it up in the best of my
Accuser, a plane for the other team.
You're cheating on me with the opposite sex now.
How dare you?
You guys are crazy.
This is what you're going to do?
This is the answer.
Oh, my God.
Even though you know your hobby was doing it?
And I found a pair of starters.
I don't even know who you are anymore.
Why is there two calculators on your phone now?
Huh?
Why is there a pair of scissors in here?
What?
They're making jokes about girl on girl.
You guys said, that's what Girls Night means, right?
Okay.
That's what they do?
How dare you?
That's what you think Girls Night means?
I don't know.
I never been to one.
That's hot.
I need you to prove it that you've been cheating.
Scrolling with zombies.
If you thought President Trump was a troll, there's someone else out to get them, right?
You're like treasure trolls all of a sudden.
Everybody's a troll.
What happened?
Gregory.
Gavin Newsome.
decided he's going to make just a mockery
out of Trump and his merch line
and make his own MAGA hats
What? Yes. Newsom is making his own MAGA hats
Why? Tampooco Gabonator.
But he's switching it up.
You know it's like the MAGAs make America
right? Great Dan.
You can say it.
You can say it.
You know who doesn't like saying it?
People are believing it.
Oh, guilt.
Say it.
Just say it.
I'm pretty sure you.
guys say it all the time.
Who?
You guys.
Who's you guys?
All of you in this room.
What?
Make America great.
Of course.
But no, Luson has...
He lives in Santa Clarita.
All right.
It's not a joke.
It's not a joke.
It's real life.
Yeah, you can't even wear red hats anymore.
Thanks, Trump.
Okay.
What's going to you now.
What Nusson made his own hats.
It says Newsom was right about everything.
That's what it says on one of them.
And the other one says, real patriot.
And then my favorite merch that he has is,
this flag that he has, it has a California bear on it.
But what do you do with MAGA?
Yeah, what does it say?
No.
It's the red hat.
No, it's not.
Babe, babe.
Niño, chiquito, lindo, pappasito.
Oh.
Tontito.
He's flipped the acronym MAGA.
No longer make America great again.
It's now making America Gavin again.
Oh.
Which when was it ever gabbing to begin with?
Never, but I get it.
But true, he was, like, he's trolling.
He's trolling, put up a whole merch shop.
like you said, it has different hats, red hats that say different things, real patriot.
Because he's saying if you're a real patriot, you shouldn't want what's going on to happen.
Like you guys should not be with this, the defiance towards the Constitution, you know, stuff like that.
So he's kind of playing off that.
They even in the merch site, they even had a Bible for sale, but it said sold out.
Like, you couldn't even buy it.
Oh.
But he's playing off the fact that Trump, I guess, sold Bibles.
Sign Bibles, I believe.
I don't know if they were signed.
I think.
I don't know.
Why do you know?
Or he might have signed it or something.
Okay, they're not
He might have a sign.
He might have a sign.
He might have a sign.
No, it's not a sign.
I don't even have a Bible, actually.
This is terrible.
Oh, well.
Oh, I don't know that great.
I was like playing, uh, no song.
Well, look, I hate personally, personally, I hate when people try to mess with the MAGA thing.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Let him.
Let him speak.
Listen.
Listen.
No.
No.
No.
Adam speed
Because it's like
Just leave that alone
Because it's like
People always know
They try to flip it
And I never like it
I've seen one other days
Like Mexicans are always great
Or something like
Mexicans are
And that's not who with you?
No it is
But it's like
No
That's the U.S.
No
It's like
Let him and the Trumpies have that
We need to come up with our own slogan
Yeah
Let them have that one
They haven't there to obey Mexican.
I don't know the way they did it.
That's what the hat says.
You made up that slogan.
No, I saw it.
And then there's like the UFO enthusiast.
They're like make aliens green again.
It's just like just everybody leave that alone.
You're very into this.
No, I hate when people try to flip it into like, oh, it means something new now.
They should just keep it original.
You hate when people try to flip the.
The meanings of words?
No, he may hate it.
No, the acronym.
Change the original.
Yeah.
I even, okay.
For the record, I even used to hate, remember back and they used to be at the mall, and then they would have, like, instead of Best Buy, I would say Best Bud.
You guys remember that?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
So did you hate when they would flip, like, the straight out of Compton and they put their city?
Straight out of Downy.
Yes, I always hated that.
If I see that.
I hate that.
I've never done that.
Yes, corny.
Thank you.
Corny.
Corny.
He only liked the one that says straight out of America.
We should have talking every time we're on air
Sometimes you just let
Yeah
Let big talk
Anyway
Back to this merge shop
Yeah
One thing I did like on it
Because it's a complete troll
It's a total troll
All of that
They have a sticker of the California bear
It's the California flag
And it says don't poke the bear
It's cool
Yeah
You know what happens when you poke big
Macca should stand for
Make America great again
And make America great again only
That's it
Y'all pick your own slogan
That's essentially what you said
You must to hit himself
Just to prove his point
You're a crazy boy
Yeah well
But yes there's a
There's cool merch on there
Even Newsom is like trolley saying
Wow 50,000 and purchases already
Yeah like clowning it
Like the greatest merch shop ever
The clown continues
And not just here in
I'm back morning.
Nope.
Yeah, he did that.
I received the joke.
I get the reference, bro.
I get the reference.
You get it too, Vic?
No.
Yes, it is time, my friend, to choose your fighter so that we can play for tickets to go to celebrate Halloween time at the Disneyland resort.
By the 30 a.m.
This morning, we got the MC of all MCs, Briah Carey coming in.
Hey, and she gave us, like, the Cheeseman of All Cheesmas.
Yeah.
I cannot wait to share that Cheesman with you.
We have Mariah Carey coming in at 830.
It was amazing.
And we're going to chis-mi-ar about her.
Yeah.
No, not about her.
With her.
With her.
Yeah, with her.
Yeah.
Mia-with-her.
It's the best.
Imagine you get to chis-mi-a-ro with, like, your icon.
It's true.
Crazy.
Legendary.
I had a great time.
Drive-Moses, everything.
All right.
All right.
That's coming up at 830 right now, though.
I need you to choose your fighter.
Choose your fighter.
Is it great?
Yeah.
Is it Andrew?
Me.
Would you like to pick Maximum?
Vec.
Or would you like to pick
Concrete?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Esmeralda.
Ismiralda San Bernardino
Who you pick is very important, baby girl.
Who is going to play for you, Mamasita?
I'm going to choose Angie.
I'm going to choose Angie.
Yay!
Well, sorry, Esme.
Stop it.
You're scaring me.
I'm scared.
Me too.
I have Gerald.
Angie?
Yeah, it's time, okay?
Halloween time of the Disneyland Resort.
Today is National Dog Day.
Oh, woof, woof, woof.
You have some puppies at your house?
Yeah, yeah, but I betcha.
Love it, love it.
I don't know who came up with that name, but I love it.
All right, Angie, I'm going to put a 10-second timer on the clock, okay?
In 10 seconds, I need you to name me, you know the 101 Dalmatians?
Yeah.
You know the movie?
Disney movie?
Great movie?
Yeah.
I need you to name me five of the Dalmatians' names.
Name me five of the 100 and one dollarations.
Dalmatians starting now.
Spot.
Jackie.
Jack.
Nicholas.
Bongo.
Boim.
What the hell is that?
She named eight of the ones that are not.
What the hell?
I like how she tried, though.
I'm just giving dog names.
And don't judge her because I bet you y'all could eat.
Isn't it just like dog one, dog two?
No.
No.
They have names, bro.
Do you?
The first of all, the mom and the dad,
The dad's name is Pongo, which you were really close.
Pongo, yeah, yeah.
You said bongo, Angie.
Mongo, Bongo.
Was Spot one?
No.
There's Lucky, Roli, patch, penny, pepper, freckles.
Perdita is the mom.
Oh, I thought they were just like talking about them.
Well, you didn't do it, Angie.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I knew it.
Y'all really thought they were just one, two, three, four.
Yeah, that's just an, watch a movie.
It's great American cinema.
Go watch 101, Domination.
Yeah, it's great.
And watch Cruella.
You're going to watch it?
Yeah.
No, he said he's a great American.
She said Great American cinema.
I was like, God damn right, you are.
It is.
What?
It is.
I know we are.
Let's get it.
Let's go.
Concrete.
Yes.
You're interrupting the class.
We got to get to it.
Brian and Boy Heights.
Brian.
Brian.
Brian.
Brian.
Brian.
What's up?
Ryan, I need you to.
Choose your fighter.
Who is it?
Maximo.
Maximo.
You entrust Maximo with your tickets to Halloween time?
You entrust them.
Of course.
Okay.
Is there a reason?
Let's go, man.
No, no, just.
I have a hinge for him that he's going to come through.
There we go.
He has a hint for him.
That's crazy.
That's wild.
I did too.
Tim have a hinge.
I got a scratch.
He was tinkling for you.
Right?
What?
Oh, now I'm Mitchie too.
I know this one.
Did you just have spots?
All right.
All right.
Maximo, time on the board.
Ten seconds, Papasito Lindo, okay?
In ten seconds, I need you to name me
five movies, Disney movies,
with dogs in them.
You cannot say 101 Dalmatians.
Both.
Homeward Bound.
Disney movies, remember that.
Disney movies.
You're distracting me.
Wow.
1 Dalmatians.
I can't say 100s.
You're distracted.
You took 10 seconds out of me.
That is crazy.
She did not.
Yeah, she said.
You did two.
Yeah, I did.
All right.
Give me the three more in five seconds.
One.
One.
$101 two.
$101.
$1.001.
$3.
Yeah.
That was only four, because that was only four, even if they counted.
What about all dogs go to heaven?
That's always trying to play me.
No, you can't have a toy story.
There's a slinky.
There's dogs in all, a lot of movies.
All dogs go to heaven.
It was like being care.
Oliver and company.
I said Disney movies with dogs in them.
I didn't say the dogs are main.
character.
You could have said hell the Disney movies.
They all have dogs.
Night me before Christmas?
Up?
Up.
There's a dog in us.
I'm leaving.
Bye.
Well, his hitch.
Shut up in a hunch.
Sorry, bro.
Greg.
I mean, Armando.
In Eagle Rock.
Armando.
Happy Tuesday, everybody.
Happy Tuesday.
Let's hope it's a really happy Tuesday for you.
Because we have some Disneyland tickets we're giving away.
But someone's got to earn him for you.
Who are you choosing to play for you?
My fighter is great.
All right.
Okay, is there a reason?
Just, I think Greg could do this.
Oh, okay.
Thanks for believing in me.
Okay.
People believe in you.
Don't get me started.
We're going to go back to Homey Helplight from last week.
We just...
I forgot about that one.
Pins everybody off.
Yeah.
All right.
Ten seconds on the clock.
All right.
Let's go.
In 10 seconds.
I need you.
you to name me five.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I feel like you guys are going to say these are too easy.
Let them have it.
If you're saying that they are.
Change it right now.
No, don't let them see it.
What's best up?
All right.
10 seconds.
Five different, different.
Dog barks go.
Chewalla bark,
salvation bark.
No, you have to do the bark.
What?
Oh, no, there's only three.
That was only four.
That makes no sense.
It's like they were out of a cat.
That makes those.
That makes those sense.
Yeah, what dog does that?
No, five different dog barks.
Yeah.
You said name five different dog barks.
No, I didn't say name.
Do five different dog barks.
Yeah, you're wrong, bro.
How do you just do a different tone for it?
Easy, Tibetan mastiff.
What?
Chiwawa.
Terrier.
Okay, that's a frog.
That's a frog.
That's a frog.
Do you have a terrier?
No, you don't, so you can't talk.
I do.
All right.
DMX.
Snoop talk.
Snoop talk.
What?
Snoop talk.
I did five.
I'm just saying it could be done.
Those are great, letty.
True and not true.
That's incredible.
Even a Yoshi sound.
Very doable.
No, that's not.
I'm just saying it was doable.
Jose.
Jose and Boy Heights.
Jose, what's up, Jose?
That was hard.
Hey, what's up?
Good morning.
What's up, Jose?
Jose, choose your fighter, brother.
Who are you going to have play for Disneyland tickets?
Come on, concrete.
Oh, come on, man.
Concrete.
You ready, Khan?
Are you ready?
Do five different dog lick sounds.
No.
You could have done wounded dog?
That's not a bark.
Oh, yeah.
I just like.
All right.
Give me one easy one like that.
All right.
One like his.
I'm putting 10 seconds on the clock.
No, I could just make up whatever.
10 seconds on the clock.
10 seconds on the clock.
Real in 10 seconds.
Name me five real words that rhyme with K-9.
Go.
K-9.
What are you talking about?
Stay focus.
Stay focus.
Stay focused.
Wait, no, I know.
Because she messed.
You messed me up already.
What?
Your dogs are wrong with canine.
The number nine?
First of all, those are two words.
That's not one word.
No, canine is one word.
No, it's an composition of two letters.
No, that's what the cops do.
That's what the police do.
Nine.
Nine.
No.
No, it's C-A-N-E.
You said that rhyme.
So I would have to say the A as well with the nine.
No.
There are two syllables, but it's one word, bro.
K-9.
Run it back then.
Okay, go.
Time, rhyme, shine, lime, lime, grind, behind.
Behind is the only one that I ever.
What?
What?
Sorry, dude.
I'm over here like Eminem.
I'm giving you everything in the damn dictionary.
No, after you said it was two words, this is what I knew.
No, then you switched it because I was like...
It's one word!
The one you like said...
The one you said two syllables.
One word.
Okay.
What are two syllables?
I and E
No, those are vowels
Same thing for
How many syllables
Does it take to make a word?
Wait, what is it?
Cynite
Cylable is a
Yeah
K-9
So then we're good, let's go
No, you're wrong
That's what I tried to explain before
And you were like, no, it doesn't matter
Because even you said time
All right, Vic
Can you mind helping them out, Vic?
That person won
We're still gonna go, Jose
It's just going to different fighter
Different fighter. Different fighters still holds it.
We don't know.
Vic.
In 10 seconds, name me five words, real words that rhyme with.
Dog, go.
Fog. Log.
Bullfrog.
Go.
Go.
Go.
G the dog cow.
Smog.
Pog.
Pog.
Pog.
Hog?
Hog.
Snob.
Snob.
Snob.
Snob.
No one went.
No one went.
No one was.
I got three out of, how many, I get three out of five?
Teacher, can I try again?
Angie has, no, everybody's trying.
No, he won.
The last guy won because I won.
All right, give me 10 seconds and do five things.
Okay.
This is still for Jose, same guy.
Ten seconds, do five workouts right now.
Five different yoga positions.
Okay, okay, ten seconds, name me five different dog breeds.
Okay.
Terrier, Yorkie, pit bull,
uh, Tiband, Mastiff, Bulldog,
uh, Beethoven,
Chihuahua.
I already did more.
No,
Jerky and Terrier
are the same.
I did seven
so take them out
I still five.
No, you did
No, you did seven
because you got a two
now.
Two that were the same
runs that not a breed.
Congrats, Jose.
This is your form.
I think he's eyes
to go out of us.
You're going.
I did seven.
Boy,
because you actually
tell me
for one.
Ryan Carey.
Mariah Carey
I'm sorry
Conwin cross side like Shaq
He's like
I did happen
I'm not laughing
Mike Samar you laugh
No
No no no no
What
What
Ryan Carey came through
Yes she came through
First of all
Before we get into it
I won a big up
Cici
The winner of our
Mariah
Brownback Morning's
Fan search
She came through
She met Mariah
She had a great time
It was awesome
She got to really tell Mara Carey how she feels about her
Mara was in here we were all stunned
It was so crazy because before she even got in here
We were like talking and then she passed by the window
We were like oh my gosh, she's real
He's here
Yeah
That's how I felt honestly
And she was the home girl
Alright let me tell you she has a new album coming out
Here for It All
Drops in September so we're gonna be playing our full
interview with her and then when it drops
But we just we couldn't let today go by
Without talking about the cheesement that she told us
Right because she was in here
We mimosaed it up.
Yep.
Not going to lie,
Tamisha's an icon.
She's bucket list for me.
She's a,
I'm a lamb.
Like, I get ready to Mariah.
So much of my,
of my coming up and growing up and like,
everything is surrounded with Mariah Carey.
Like, legit.
I'm serious.
Your happy song is fantasy.
Remember you were talking about it?
I love fantasy,
but also like going back to always be my baby and just everything means so much to me.
And so I love Mariah Carey and I love everybody that loves Mariah Carey.
She came in here.
I was so nervous.
I don't get nervous.
that I was like, hey, that's so true.
Buy me a mimosa somebody.
So I got a mimosa.
She sees my mimosa and she's like, hey, what's that?
What's that?
And me and her end up cheersing and mimosasing it up.
None of you had drinks.
I'm sorry, not for you.
This was me and Mariah.
There's only two cups, apparently.
That part.
I pretended that I had something.
You did.
I fake cheered.
You did, but it was me and Mariah.
For real?
And it was a yaw.
And Mariah.
It's me and Mariah.
It was.
But speaking of me and Mariah,
Mariah, I remember reading her book.
And in her book, she talks about this moment.
and I have been waiting to talk to her about it.
The moment that she fell in love with who?
I'll let you hear it.
Check this out.
Back to your book real quick.
There's a story of a young man that you saw driving in with the Rose Royce,
and he says, hey, Mariah, and then that whole night you were like,
oh my gosh, I feel like butterflies.
Yes, more than butterflies.
Tupac Shakur.
Yeah.
He said it like, I'm alright.
Ow!
And I was like,
He knows who I am.
And I was hosting the AMAs that year, so I had to keep.
Yeah, I had to keep going back and forth, but I wanted to keep going back and forth because that happened.
Would you have done a song with him?
I know that...
Yes.
That would have been, I guess, the perfect moment.
Unfortunately, we lost him too soon.
I know.
But seeing what you did with hip hop where you were able to combine the two,
especially around the moment that you did,
it wasn't too, I guess they weren't telling you,
hey, this is something you should do.
This would better your career.
This is something you did in spite of anyone telling you not to.
I loved hip hop.
And I loved the moments that we're talking about,
especially hi, hi, Mariah.
it was a pretty major moment for me yeah to say the least that would have been the power couple of all power couples I'm telling you Mariah like no one I wish oh my girl
oh yeah you know just imagine wow imagine she really got giddy over Tupac Shakur yeah still to this day yeah that's her and I guess she could admit it now at the time she was married right uh right
Oh, true.
But she was like, you know what?
I just, this is the guy that I had a crush on, the way he said of my name and all of that.
Oh, that matter.
Hey, uh, Tupac up in Thug's Mansion like, damn, oh, I could have had it.
Oh, I could have Mariah.
Oh, man.
Fine.
If I would have just made it to 98.
Oh.
Crazy.
I love you, Tupac.
Yeah.
Damn.
Tupac's over in Cuba like, hey, Mariah, just come through over here.
Oh, true.
Fly it over here, girl.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I had never heard that what in the book.
But then I'm like, this has to be something.
And she was very gracious.
She told us like the cheese mat and it was really cool to my home girl Mariah, man.
And then she has a new record type dangerous.
Yep.
Bro, that's my home girl.
You meet one star and they're your girlfriend.
She could be my home girl.
That's your home girl.
Thank you.
She is.
But she has a new song type dangerous off of here for it all.
And I was like, oh, I get it.
Makes sense.
I don't see the new canon correlation, but I can't.
I get the Tupac like
Yeah
For sure
You know
I need them there
Protecting me
Shout to Mariah Carey man
Let's get into another song
Because this is one of my favorites
The cool remix
Mariah Carey Missy Elliott
And the Brat
We got a cheesema on the way though
Because Love Island happened
Yesterday
The reunion
Oh and Vic you watched it huh
I did
I stayed up late
And my girl fell asleep
But I stayed up
I stayed up to watch it
And I gotta tell you guys
What happened
There's tea
There is tea
And we're gonna talk about it all
Plus, what's going down in the hip-hop space, brother man?
Well, have you guys ever peed yourself in public?
I am not going to admit to it right now.
Well, one artist is going to make sure you feel that feeling all the time.
All right.
The feeling of tinkling yourself?
Yes.
Okay?
All right.
In public.
There's the cheesement on the way.
Love Island and tinkling.
We are doing obituaries.
Obituaries on a National Dog Day.
Nice.
Tell me about one of your pets.
that has passed away.
By the way, this is Vick's idea.
Vic, can you think?
Why?
Why would you do this?
Because it's National Dog Day and it's a day to remember.
Yeah, it's obituary.
Yeah, I just, I was talking about how, like, everybody has that one dog.
Yep.
Yeah.
That, like, they miss.
It's just like the one dog that you'll never really get over, always be in your head.
Like, when you think of dogs.
So we're going to go around, say our names and the dog.
That we'll pour it out for our dogs.
All right.
Okay.
I'll go first.
Oh, I know.
Tequila.
Tequila.
My dog tequila.
We grew up together.
had it till I was about 10 years old
and then my dad told me she ran away
but he like
You ate it?
Just let her roam the streets
Yeah
Oh terrible
She didn't run away
She dropped her off
He did the drop off thing too
So I have a dog that I want to honor
It's not the dog that now I'm going to talk about
But I had a dog too
His name is Raja he was a chow chow
Really mean
Really mean dog
I would love to go outside and play with it
And it would just start attacking me
And then I had a birthday party
who attacked my friends
that came to the birthday party.
Then it got loose
and attacked kids
that were walking to the street.
So my dad did the same thing
your daddy.
It's a Mexican man tradition.
It's so messed up.
It is.
It's very messed up.
This was the 90s.
My dad said
that he took him to the woods
and he left him.
I don't know what really happened
but that's all I know.
But that's not the dog
that I'm a bitch wearing.
Wow.
Which one is it?
Teddy.
We had a little Yorkie
named Teddy.
Oh, cute.
This was like David's first dog
and my mom doesn't really
like dogs
and she hasn't liked dogs.
And she hasn't liked dogs
since but this dog like was her world right so much so that this fool may have the house smelling
like pee loki and everybody was fine because it was teddy it was almost like a sibling right yeah
like you know yeah um teddy too ran away um i don't know where he's at but you know like after
seven years they consider you legally passed away so i'm assuming that he's passed away uh but for
every birthday after that david had to have been probably like seven or eight he would wish for teddy
back. Not another dog.
Teddy back. And now my son, my
oldest son, David, he's going to be a veterinarian.
And to this day, we talk about
Teddy. Wow. Wow.
This is an obituary, bro. It's supposed
to be sad. R. IEP Teddy, man.
I love you.
Thanks.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
Yeah, sure. Yeah, my dog Letto.
He was roaming, got caught up by the ops,
and he died from gang violence.
He's talking about a real person.
All right?
He said dogs, right?
I said dogs.
Like perritos.
Like the animal.
Like the animal.
You have a dog.
You have dogs that you remember.
You don't?
Rocky.
But it was similar to your story.
But that's it.
He left him out to sand from now.
The railroad tracks off of.
Why did our dad do this?
Oh, my God.
What's up, Maximum?
My dog's name was Skip.
I got him in the year 2000.
He was best friends with Frankie Munez.
Is he lying again?
What?
Oh, my dog's skip.
At the end of the movie when he died.
No, no, no, no.
These are, I literally shared a real story.
I've been a real story.
I shared a real story.
And Concrete talked about a real person that passed away.
I had real tears when Skip died.
But Skip still died.
You have actual dogs?
I still cried.
You have an actual dog.
He hates his dogs.
I love my dog.
He's up and well.
Just say you don't have an answer.
No, but I cried when Skip died.
Angie and Greg, do you let us have a dog that RIP.
I do.
And it's really sad because I hate you right now.
I'm big because you brought it up.
Hercules, he was a Yorkie
And sadly he
Passed away because the wolves actually
Are the coyotes actually got him
No, it's really sad
Like we found, I didn't
But my mom was outside
I found him outside and his guts were like out like scattered
Literally
You just got him?
No, they got another dog eventually
Yeah, but it was even caught on camera
Yeah
It's not funny
You laugh me.
That's literally
It's not funny.
I'm not laughing
At the dog.
I'm laughing
that you guys are even saying
I got
camera
They did
They have camera
We have cameras
We have cameras
For the outside
Everybody has cameras
These days
Nothing it gets hercules
Now I don't want to
That wasn't probably
The best name
Now I don't want
Yes that was the part
It was supposed to be ironic
It's a little
dog name Herke
And it happened.
There's always a dog named killer and it's a Chihuahua.
They should have called him Herculito instead.
We would.
You're going to make me cry.
I'm so sorry.
It was caught on film.
It was.
On camera.
On surveillance.
All right, Greg.
No yore, no yore.
It's a funny.
That's not what they were.
There's nothing worse than losing a dog.
I know.
I know.
Okay, I lost mine at the Elkriusa Park.
He's gone for four hours.
Oh, yeah, man, yo.
It's over.
It's over.
R-R-Ping my dog skip.
That's his bad dog's ever.
Four hours.
Nope.
Greg, you don't care about anybody.
I'm she didn't care about a dog.
All right.
Vic, what's going now?
Tyler, the creator, has pissy jeans for sale, you guys.
Okay.
Pissy jeans for only...
Tinkily jeans.
Tinkily jeans.
$120.
What?
$120.
So he's celebrating the 10-year anniversary.
of his cherry bomb album with the collection of a bunch of shirts and memorabilia and stuff like that.
One of the things you can buy is a pair of number one jeans.
Peepie jeans.
Yes.
Okay.
Pee-P.
Tinkle.
Tinkle.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So if you want to match the shirt with the pants, also you can get a button up with the shirt full of the number one pants.
What?
For another $120.
So for a low price of $240, you can have a full Pissy fit.
Wait, okay.
What is the reason for this?
Well, it's the celebrate album.
The Cherry bomb album.
It's been 10 years since he dropped it.
Yeah, the cover has tinkly jeans.
So does it smell like it?
No.
It's a wash.
It's like acid wash.
Okay.
So in that area, it looks like it's wet.
Particularly darker.
So it looks like you've urinated yourself in public.
Or if you do go number one and yourself in public, you could just say that it's
tied to the creator jeans.
It's a fashion statement.
I could have done that yesterday.
Yesterday I
I
Yes I little
Sprinkled
Because of it getting wax
In his little face
His little face
Yeah your eyes
Very animated
And then I just could
I couldn't
I was like oh my God
It's wow
Shout out my boy Capia
He just text me and said
That he almost
Number twoed himself
Watching the video
You did this for people
I've done that
Yeah
You've done that
Never go to the bathroom
In your dreams
Never ever
Under any circumstance
says it's never sit down for sure to go to the bathroom in your dreams.
What happened?
You sat down.
Oh, yeah.
When?
I woke up all in lo-dado.
Wait, you went number two in your rest, in your...
I've heard a number one in your dreams.
Not number two.
I was even reading a magazine in there, dog.
Thank you.
Whatever you do, America, if in your dream, you're walking into the bathroom and you're sitting down,
red flag wake up pinch yourself
to this day before he goes to the bathroom he
punches himself to this day
when was that give me age range
I was of age
two weeks ago
in your dream where your boxers near your ankles like they are in real life
you're boxers first of all right
it's because concrete has been called that
when he goes to the restroom his pants are all the way
down his pants touch the floor
what's wrong with that I don't want nothing
Dude, if I can get naked inside this bathroom, I would.
And what are you peeping Tom's doing looking at?
You could see it.
You can see it clearly.
Only one person has six rings in this room.
Yeah, his feet are sticking out.
Oh, why are you looking?
You can't not look.
It's there as soon as you walk in.
All right.
All right.
Tell me your number one story.
Number oneing in your pants.
Oh, number oneing.
I had to pee really bad.
Number one.
Number one really bad.
And so I used a bottle in my car, right?
And the bottle got full.
And then it fell back on me.
Ew.
That's gross.
Ew.
What bottle did you use the mini ones or what?
Gatorade.
And you still had more?
It was a mini gatorade.
Oh, that was eight ounces.
Yeah.
I underestimated myself.
Wait.
Eight else is not enough.
It's at least sick.
How old were you?
32.
Last week.
Mine happened yesterday.
Yeah, it happened.
Oh, my God.
No, mine is very similar to Vic.
I had to go.
What?
It was traffic.
It was traffic and I had to go and I was like stuck and no one was moving.
So I got a bottle and I had to go.
But that's not being on yourself.
Yeah.
I got it back on myself.
Yeah.
It's low.
Yeah.
Overflow.
Yeah.
I get big.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you overflow on your pants?
Yep.
What happened?
Well, like the worst part is like overflow closer to the sock area.
Oh.
Oh.
How's like impossible?
He socks is crazy.
He says he hangs low as well.
No, because I was like, you know, driving.
I was literally driving.
Yeah, it's hard.
It's hard to control accuracy.
What?
What?
Greg, you never number one on your pants?
I've done it like a lot of times.
Every time I use the restroom, sometimes there's a little extra that comes after.
You know, like, you're supposed to shake and like get it all out.
But I go, I'm going to rush.
So I'll just throw it back in there, put my pants on.
Oh, and it drops down your leg.
I'm washing my hands and I'm like, oh, I wasn't done doing number one.
Is it restating?
No, I'm good.
Where until you turn 40?
It's a little leaky sometimes
I'm peeing on myself right now
It's not normal
It is
Love Island
Reunion happened
Victor
And our Love Island correspondent
That's right
You saw it all
Yeah it took place yesterday
So all the cast members reunited
Except for the ones that were kicked off
But yeah everybody got in the room together
Everybody was explaining
They were showing clips of like
Past things that happened
Sometimes like unseen footage
And stuff like that
That happened in the villa
But one of the main things that came out of it was Huda, all of a sudden, is a brand new person.
And Huda is like the one that's known, everyone's seen her.
I'm a mommy.
A mommy.
Like that.
Greg just wants to love her dad.
Yeah.
She was essentially like the star of the show.
She was always crashing out.
She actually broke up with her mate on the day of the finale.
So she couldn't qualify to win.
But she was, you know, super popular nonetheless.
In the past month, she's gotten in a new relationship.
so they asked her about it and they were like hey you know can you tell us about your new relationship
and this is what she said oh that's crazy that's not what she said that's what happened that's what happened
when they waxed my chest yesterday oh no this is what she actually wait wait no no that's
so she said that she couldn't talk about what she was saying that that's not that's not
what she said either. That's what happened
when they waxed another part
of my chest. Okay. What did she
actually say? Okay, wait, let me get to it.
She said it all.
She said it all. That was your love
island. Reunion
recap with Rose Crands,
me.
There we go.
Keep it here. It sounds like Biggs
trying to get his liver removed, but
it's...
