Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 545 The Evil Cuñada | Brown Bag Mornings (08/27/25)

Episode Date: August 27, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown back, the better. Come on. Span-1-06 6th, Windows Diaz. Good morning to you. Wednesday, August 27th. It's August 27th. You know, we're playing the throwback hits. You feel? You feel me? What was your ring? I want you to say your name and what your ringtone was. Greg? Wait, I'm Letty and my ringtone was Pavlaug et drave.
Starting point is 00:00:27 That's like one I remember Five like you and rub it I'm like you drop it My name's Greg And mine was we fly high Okay We fly no love You know it
Starting point is 00:00:42 Bolin Angelica My name is Angie And my ringtone was Nelly Furtado promiscuous girl It was a vibe It was a vibe
Starting point is 00:00:52 It was a vibe It was fine Nobody wants to sing it? I'll do you teasing me No Anyone? My name is Concrete And my ringtone was wankster
Starting point is 00:01:06 I like that The beat The beat was hard The beat sounded like a ringtone And I think it wasn't a commercial or something What's up y'all I'm Rose Kranzvik And my ringtone was 50 cent
Starting point is 00:01:20 Featring Mob Deep out of control Remix Make the club go out of control Music up a little bit Not as hot, not as hot, not as hot, not as hot. That was a banger. It was, but not as hot as the ones that were. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Excuse me. Pop, like, drop it. And then you're like. Mobb deep. Oh, gosh, moved to New York already. What's up, Max? My name is Maximo, and I couldn't afford to ringtone. It's like a dollar, dude.
Starting point is 00:01:50 There was some free ones, Doc. There was websites where you get from free. I always wish I had that boost mobile phone. Oh, the chirp? a chirp because it was like the loudest ringtone. Oh yeah. I had it. Yeah, it was pretty sweet. Fun fact, the reason I paid for my own bill at 16 is because I ran up a $700 ringtone tab.
Starting point is 00:02:08 And that is why that's actually why I couldn't get ringtones because I accidentally went over $1,000 on text. And then after that, my mom had me like on lock with the cell phone. As anybody would. Imagine your kids right now spend a grand on something so dumb. I didn't know. So dumb. Of course.
Starting point is 00:02:26 The kids don't know. it when they're on the app store. Yeah, it's like $1,000 worth of Roblox today. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's crazy. About $700 worth of ringtones. Wow.
Starting point is 00:02:35 $700. You all right. All right, look, we got concrete to weather on the way, and we're also going to be talking some money, money issues, all right? And health issues. Right now, if you're probably listening to us. You probably have a health issue. You probably have a health issue.
Starting point is 00:02:49 Oh, man. And you probably have a health issue because you're not spending money on this one person in your life, all right? I'm going to tell you who you can spend money. on that would literally fix all your problems it's pretty crazy sciences all right we're gonna do that after after the weather but there's
Starting point is 00:03:05 this viral debate going on you guys okay okay okay uh it's about the and probably we're gonna start beef with all the cities in Los Angeles by by partaking in this debate are you ready? Are you ready to start beef? Are you ready to have beef with more than just Fullerton concrete? I have beef with all the cities
Starting point is 00:03:23 okay all right it does I remember it's a viral debate on which is the most boring city in Los Angeles. Easy. Oh, you have one already? Con. Go. What? What?
Starting point is 00:03:37 What's easy about it? Oh, easy. Easy. Fullerton. That's not even LA. That is not LA. That's good. It's not LA.
Starting point is 00:03:46 They have downtown Fullerton. It's pretty cool. Yeah, but it has nothing to do in Los Angeles. He just has beef. He's just sticking to an op he already has. He's not trying to get any other ops. Okay. I have one.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Winnettka. Weneke. Weneke. There's a polling alley right there. I know there's an employee loco, that's it. No. And a movie theater. And Daglas.
Starting point is 00:04:05 The greatest fries ever. There's places that don't even have that. Mm-mm. No, Weneke. 100%. Okay. I'm going with Downey. Hey.
Starting point is 00:04:13 Because Vic is born there. Oh, yeah. I don't want people with Downy. But according to this list, Downy's number two. What? What? Downy's number two most boring neighbors.
Starting point is 00:04:26 And I do not agree. Yeah, that person's never been Ohos locals. Yeah. Come on. Oh, yeah. There's the portals in Downey? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:34 My homie, art had LA Takaria in Downey. Who wrote this list? Outgate. Silverlake or something. Angie, no, you're OC. You really can't chime in. I know, I know.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Stay out of our people. I have to. Stay out of it. I'm going to say this city because I lived there and it was really, it was a sleepy town. Only room for racism in this.
Starting point is 00:04:56 this city. That's how I know it was a sleepy town. Which one? Um, Sunland, Tunga. Okay. Very, very, very, very. It's actually, yeah, it's literally mountains. It's a hill. It's a hill. They say, like, a certain clan is up there. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Oh, yeah, it's a whole thing. Isn't that where you go in through for gravity hills? Yeah, there's in that area, all of that. Wow. It's pretty crazy. Pretty crazy. So I would just put that in there. That's true.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Yeah, I don't agree. Don't agree because you don't want these. At least I lived there. And I have primals that will back me up. Oh, there goes. Oh, okay. All right. I'm going to say Whittier. Even though I live there,
Starting point is 00:05:27 Whittier is the most boring city ever. Takes 20 minutes to get to a freeway. There's nothing in Whittier. Prettyer girls are in Whittier. Yeah. I don't know what part. Oh, my great. In my house, Greg.
Starting point is 00:05:39 In my house. Boring. What? Jordan? Yeah, I'm weird. Okay. Yeah. Anyway, no, it's pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:05:49 They got Uptown. Bro, there's nothing in Uptown. They got like a hotel. in there. There's like 10 Bidia spots. And that's it. They're all the same thing. That's all they do. Yeah, the person that made this list. Green Turtle.
Starting point is 00:06:02 What's that? It's closed down. It is? Yes. That was the best thing there. Don't they have a sage's uptown in Whittier? Yes, they do. My Tia goes there. There's like the coolest Whittier's side. No. We don't agree. You did ask online too. Yes. What were the responses? The top answer that we got online?
Starting point is 00:06:21 Lancaster. Lancaster has the most boring neighborhood. in L. That makes sense, actually. Lancaster actually is the most boring neighborhood. No way! According to this list as well. No way.
Starting point is 00:06:31 But it chris me out that dog Downey next to Lancaster. Shout out everybody over there in Lancaster. Greetings. Yeah, they've been up all night. It's a great place, guys. Yeah. Relax. Isn't that where they film Hills have eyes?
Starting point is 00:06:45 No, but most people have been up all night. Maybe for three days. Another city, our followers said that is a boring city, Vernon. Vernon. No, because there's only work there. Nobody lives there. That's true. I have a special place in my heart for Vernon. There's orphanages over there. Really? Yeah, that's where we did the give back when there were unaccompanied hires that came in and they didn't really have places to put them. So they would put them up in the orphanages over there in Vernon. And then we went and we did some like we gave them soccer balls and clothes and teddy bears because the children. Yeah, and it's all industrial right there. So it's not really supposed to be fun. So how's that? That's not me.
Starting point is 00:07:27 That was our followers on Instagram. Morning. They're the ones voting. You know what? My friend just moved to Lancaster. Should I take it back? No, Lancaster is number one according to this list. What is in Lancaster?
Starting point is 00:07:39 That's crazy. Land. They have a soccer team. They do have like, no, they don't. Doesn't Pomp they'll have a lot of soccer team? It's AV. Oh, AV. Yeah, AVFC.
Starting point is 00:07:50 AVFC. Yeah, it's a whole thing. Wow. Oh, Valley. Okay, okay. Okay, well, those are the boring ones. You can chime in Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram. Let's get into the weather with Concretto.
Starting point is 00:08:03 And now, the weather. Hell God, dogs. With concrete storm. Peritos that is going down Wednesday 27th. First, we are off to the beautiful city of Colton, where you can go and get a little tan and look golden today. It's going to be 92 degrees. Beautiful out there in Colton. And then we are back to the city of Hawaiian gardens where the home grids look all silky wearing jardons.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Oh, slippery. Your height today will be 86. Next, we slide off to the city of, off the two-tenths of the city of Azusa, where you're going to be hotter than your lady's pooh-pusa. Because your high-oh. Oh, my God. What? Let's go. What?
Starting point is 00:08:46 It is hot. That. Pupuses are warm, aren't they? Yeah. And when you split them open, what happens? I got the visual. I got the visual. Te ques.
Starting point is 00:08:56 Split the po, en half. Reuerta. Reuerta. You're going to be 91 degrees out there, Azusa. Lastly, we off to the old city of Hollywood. Come here and the city will chew you up and spit you up. True.
Starting point is 00:09:09 I didn't have a rhyme, but it's going to be 87 degrees out there. And also, fun fact about Hollywood. Did you guys know that there's a hidden bat cave? The original bat cave from the 19. 1960s Batman TV show starring Adam West is in the Bronson Canyon Perritos right there near the hike from the Hollywood sign. It's part of the Griffith Park. You can actually walk into it. That is so fire.
Starting point is 00:09:34 We need to go. Yeah, I'm slow down. Yes. That's what I love about old Hollywood. There was no CGI. It's like, oh, go find a cave. Yeah. It's like, you know.
Starting point is 00:09:44 Let's go find a lot. Oh, that's so sad. Is it by the old zoo or something? Yes. It's part of the Griffith Park and it's actually, yeah, it's near the. Hollywood sign they said that's not that far no that's right let's shoot a music video on there I'm damn not in the scene when it's closed that one I say right yeah why I say we broadcast life from one of those scary places oh that'll be so far Halloween for Halloween
Starting point is 00:10:06 yeah but the back cave is in the scary play yes it is do the Cecil the Cecil Motto oh no no you took it too far yeah I'm not doing that I'm not doing the Cecil yeah no lights that they changed it up too they changed the Cecil up to like I guess they Couldn't have. Yeah, it's a different, it's a different name. It's still haunted. Don't use the water faucet. Well, thank you, Khan.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Anyways, guys, Colton 92, Hawaiian Gardens. You're going to be 86. Azusa with the Pabusa 91. Hollywood, you're going to be 87. It's your boy concrete for Bomback Mornings or Power 106. Let's get it. It's on middle. Oh, I make money moves.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Time and time money and your health, baby boys and baby girls. Answer me this question. Who you think that if you spend money on, it could better your health? In your life right now, you can spend money on one person and it will better your health. Who do you think of it? My wife. Of course. For sure.
Starting point is 00:11:00 What? My dog. No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Respectfully, concrete and Vick, you all got to. Yeah. I mean, it's just like, she'll just listen more.
Starting point is 00:11:10 It'll be easier, more easy going, less mad and stuff like that. It'll be so easy. And that's better for your health? Yes. Mental health. For sure. 100%. All right.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Your dog? My dog? Maximum? Yeah. That's not a person. Like if I spend more money on him, like he'd be like super jolly all the time. He's lazy.
Starting point is 00:11:30 He has Apple Pay or what? It's not about his health. It's about your health. Yeah, but he'll be more jolly around me and make me more jolly. It's because he hates his dog. I love my dog. The thought's not a person. It's not a person.
Starting point is 00:11:40 But to some people, pets are people. Yeah. My dog's a human. He hates them. Only my dog, though. Everyone else's dog is not. I was going to say God. God.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Yeah. That's right. You give them that 10%. Yeah, no, like, in pies, baby girl. If I go and give, like, the Virgin Mary flowers and I tell her, like, Quidam, protect me, you know, I pray for my health. Okay. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:03 I'm not mad. I'm not going to go against you. I get it. I get it. God and the Virgin Mary can't be. That's true. That's so true. She feels relieved when she drops the five in the basket. Like, hi.
Starting point is 00:12:14 She just meant church. She made her spirituality. What did you say? What did you say? God and Virgin Mary are not the same person. Oh, I know. Oh, okay. I know that.
Starting point is 00:12:22 Make that very clear. I know that. Greg. I'm going to say a homeless person. A person in your life. You guys are not answering. My sister, because I miss buying stuff for girls,
Starting point is 00:12:33 and so I'd buy it for her. But then she has a boyfriend now, so I'm like, go tell your boyfriend to buy your own shoes and stuff like that. No, but it's not about her. Free Greg. I don't know how you get jealous of her at the same time. I would buy her shoes, right?
Starting point is 00:12:45 But then, like, she got a boyfriend and stopped talking to me. Free Greg. So I'm like, bro, if you're going to go talk to you, your boyfriend, tell him to buy your shoes. I get you. You get me right? I would be a nice brother.
Starting point is 00:12:55 But at the time where you would, you would be right on your sister. These are sick shoes, bro. You would rock them. She'd like, thanks. And it made you feel better. It's like, I got to get that. I can't spend money on any random.
Starting point is 00:13:06 Yeah, because I don't have a girl. I got it. I see where you're coming from. All of your answers are wrong. What? Yeah. Okay. According to researchers from the University of California,
Starting point is 00:13:16 Riverside, UCR, I see you. Okay. They found that if you see. spend money on your best friend. What? It boosts your health and longevity. I will tell you, any time me and Angie go out, we go to lunch or I'm out and I see these little like fluffy things that I want to buy her.
Starting point is 00:13:37 It always makes us feel better. Hey, Angie, what did you buy letty? We had lunch last time. Yeah, she bought lunch. I did. Yeah. I pay one time. She pays one time.
Starting point is 00:13:44 So we're right because our best friends are our girls. That's right. So 100%. We're right. We're still right We're not wrong So the science says that these acts of generosity Especially towards close friends
Starting point is 00:13:58 Or your girlfriend because you can't choose anybody else Activate brain regions linked to reward And reduce stress-related activity So if you're feeling stressed right now If you're just going to do it Get up a homie and be like Hey this one's on me Get it'll help you
Starting point is 00:14:13 Yeah I do that and then y'all judge me What I'm thinking a beer Is that a beer? Yeah Sure Was that the sound effect of a beer? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I like, you open the can, I hear it now.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Give me or homie. Okay. My best friend, Cornol. It's already getting warm out there. Stay hydrated to my friends. Perf of where. Everybody's in here, and everybody's an addict of something. I'm Letty, and I am, right now, my current addiction is buying plants.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Nice. That's cool. That I'm very concerned about. I didn't know plants could stress you out, but I'm constantly thinking like, dang, is my plant dying? I use Chachapitia just to take a photo on my plants and see how's it doing. And Chajibati will tell me, oh, it looks like it's wilting. It needs to be away from the window. Oh, it looks like it's thirsty.
Starting point is 00:15:08 That's pretty cool. Oh, it looks like it hates you. It needs a new home. Like, it tells me all that. It's pretty crazy. Yeah, I even got the, like, the starter ones. Okay. They're like the easiest.
Starting point is 00:15:18 It's a perfect starter plant. No, this will. It would be for me. It would be for me. It needs no care. Yeah. It's perfect. Perfect for you.
Starting point is 00:15:27 I would still mess one of those up. I currently have a succulent at my house and it's wilting. And I was like, what is wrong? Succululans need extra sunlight. Oh. Even they need a care. If you have them in the shade, they're like, what's up? Where are we at?
Starting point is 00:15:41 Yeah. You ever own a plant and it starts to die and then you act like it never existed? Like, I never, that was not even my plant. No? No? That's so sad. That's so sad. It's also really.
Starting point is 00:15:49 sides to throw plants away because they could still be saved. You're just giving up on it. Or you can just leave it outside and decomposes. Yeah. All right. What are you addicted to, Greg? Right now, I'm addicted to hand jewelry. Oh, yes, you are.
Starting point is 00:16:05 Yeah, we get to hand jewelry. Yeah. A little obsession from over there. Angie, what are you obsessive over right now? Well, I think it's every time, every day, all day or a day. Coffee. Yeah. It is.
Starting point is 00:16:19 It's her. thing though. It's my thing. I have to have it. It's just my addiction. That's her answer, Greg? That's my answer. What's your answer? I think I'm addicted to shoes. It's another boring one. Oh, gosh. Yeah. Don't be boring.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Even if I don't wear them. I just have them. Yes, you have to. You would have to. You have to. You don't wear one pair. I just stack them and I just look at them. There's better things to spend money on. I know, I know. I know. Big, don't be boring. Say something like plants. I'm addicted to. listening to Mariah Carey's
Starting point is 00:16:51 heartbreak. Stop. Oh my. Okay, sing it. Heartbreaker. Sing it, sing it. But the version that's like that ain't no fun,
Starting point is 00:16:59 I can't stop listening to it. Oh yeah, the remix is. Yeah, I can't stop listening to it or something. No, but I haven't heard it in a while. All right, sing it. Heartbreak of you. When I met you last night, baby. No, I killed it.
Starting point is 00:17:12 No, you're addicted to listening to Taylor Swift because you were yesterday. You and your girl. I have. I have. I wish Taylor's. sounded better, but she's a good songwriter. Shut up, bro.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Shut up. We're not doing that today. We're not doing that today. I'm not being honest today. You kind of have a semi-point. She's good. She's not a good singer, but she's a great artist. However, her song cardigan is amazing.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Like, she don't hit the notes like that, you know? Specific notes. Yes. Yeah, not every note. You know, Taylor, I'm sorry, you did all this career and it's just this furry little man, or furless in the chest, little man just thinks you're mid, Taylor. So you should be really concerned. So you should be really concerned about that.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Great artist, great songwriter. You just suck it singing. Technically, Rick is a legit teddy bear because the whole singer is serious. Oh, yes. Oh, true. So, yeah, Taylor, I know you just woke up thinking, I wonder what it thinks of my singing here. Now you know. Do better, girl.
Starting point is 00:18:05 All right, concrete, what are you addicted to? I'll say it with you. One, two, three. Licking my girl's toes randomly. What? What? That's fun. That's fun.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Yeah. She could be sitting. down and I'll just go on suck her toes. That's fun. Do you feel me? Are we the same person? What do you mean? I'll go try to suck coat his toes and he's like,
Starting point is 00:18:28 this is gross, Letty. Oh, my girl loves it. Yeah. He's like, Lettie, I've been walking around. I went to play basketball. He just don't love me, huh? I put, oh, man, I put spread on those things. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:18:39 Pats of tahin. Oh, you feel me, dog? So disgusting. So good. Well, hopefully you learn a little bit about us. Let us know. A little toes. Brown Bag, what is on us on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Do you want to tell us what you're addicted to? Ooh. Great answer would be Brown Bag. Yeah. I just can't stop listening. Simp or Pimp. B-I-M-B. Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Starting point is 00:19:06 And the nominee today, August 27th, goes to an actress's very, very free and open and non-regulatory husband. It's a husband that has literally no rules for his wife. I'm talking about the husband of Scarlett Johansson, actress. Incredible. Scarjo. Her man just kind of lets her do her thing, right, Monxie Moore?
Starting point is 00:19:30 Yes, so Scarlett Johansson and her co-star, Jonathan Bailey, he's openly gay, but they have been taking media by storm with all the stuff they do together, and it all started on the red carpet, where him and her shared a kiss, in the red carpet. Yeah, they're both on Jurassic Park.
Starting point is 00:19:49 Yeah. In the recent Jurassic Park movie. And he gets really friendly. We talked about this before. Yes. It gets super friendly. And now they posted a photo where he's looking like he's biting on her neck. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:02 She posted it. Everyone went crazy. And they have asked her husband how he feels about the situation. Of all the threats out there, I wasn't thinking it was Jonathan. People really blow it out of proportion. That's someone like kisses their friend. Hello. That's pretty nuts.
Starting point is 00:20:16 I feel like I know what that is? That's white people. White people lean right there, big dog. I feel like he's gaslighting me. No way. Yeah. I'm like, why are you treating me like that?
Starting point is 00:20:27 Like about your wife? Like, don't be. Yeah. Because men everywhere are upset about these photos. And especially when yesterday, it is from her point of view. She's doing like a, uh. Yeah. She's doing like a concert.
Starting point is 00:20:40 It's like a thirst trap. What's the sound of? Yeah, the sound effect. Yes, exactly. All right. All right. Yeah. And her.
Starting point is 00:20:46 co-star has his mouth on her neck. Like a vampire. Check it out. Check it out. Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram. But according to her husband, you know, making a big deal. No, it's nothing. Out of proportion.
Starting point is 00:20:57 I don't know. Out of proportion. I feel like he, you know, he might be undercover like by and like both. The brother. The husband? Oh, Jonathan. Oh, Jonathan. Oh.
Starting point is 00:21:07 I don't know. I mean, it's Scarlet Johansson. No. It's Carjo. If it would be anyone, it's the husband. Because what did he say? What do you follow that up with? Jonathan is an out gay man.
Starting point is 00:21:16 I didn't, it didn't seem like the biggest threat. Jonathan and I were like, I guess we have to kiss now? Is that what happened? Close the loop. Hey, yo. Close the loop? What? I've never even heard that term in my life.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Nope, me neither. That's crazy. That's wild. They are white people in for sure. White people in for sure. We have all the white people hoodies that are like, this is not a us thing. Do not make this an us thing. Wait until you see a, you know, promoting our movie.
Starting point is 00:21:45 You're going to close the loop. Y'all are closing the loop. Yeah. Everybody go watch Kniek on. You feel me? All right. It's a super pimp that Scarlett Johansson's husband is okay with her kissing her gay co-star and or taking photos with that said co-star kind of on her neck. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:08 She's doing like a face, like a bedroom face. Seductive. She gets anxiety too. Oh. Oh, here we go. That's somebody else. Yeah, Pedro Pascal says he gets anxiety. That's why he has to be touchy with people.
Starting point is 00:22:22 All of a sudden, everybody from wanting the movie gets anxiety. No. I'm sorry. I just have to ruby to you. But is a simple pimped that her man is okay with all of this. Doesn't get upset about it. It could be sim because you're letting another guy basically do things that only should be a youth thing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Or it could be pimped. Like, that's my girl. I don't know what I got. And that fool and I don't want her like that. Nah. No, there's not. I'm asking the question. Straight sim.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Straight sim. Scarlet Johanson. I don't believe. Jonathan Bailey. I feel like, I don't know. Why? He might like Scarlet. Yeah, they're doing it too often now.
Starting point is 00:22:56 It's like, okay, you guys are promoting a movie. There was like, okay, like a promotional aspect to it. Like, oh my God, what's going on? Now that movie's been gone. It's already like on Netflix or Amazon Prime, whatever. You don't need to promote it anymore. What are you guys still doing? One, hanging out.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Two, taking photos like that. By the way, I saw the movie. Great movie. I love it. Amazing movie. They're not like love interest or anything like that. No, no, no. They don't get that way in the movie.
Starting point is 00:23:22 She's making me not want to watch it to not support her. You saw it already. Yeah, it's great. Yeah. Maybe I did. But too. We saw it and we love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:31 And then I just, I don't know. I just, she's pissing me off. But she's pissing you up, but she's not pissing her mad off. I don't care. I'm mad for him. Yeah, me too. Is it? Simps.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Yeah. Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Say, first before. I got to ask, Maximo, did you ever say sorry to Umberto? Our phone screener, Umberto, did you apologize?
Starting point is 00:23:52 What do you mean about what? Remember, you made him sit in the meeting? All right, so check this out. Like you guys. Talk about that. We got to talk about it. Last week, we got an inviolated night. Maximilates hits me up and he's like, hey, so, you know, the Olympics and the World Cup,
Starting point is 00:24:11 they're coming out to Los Angeles. Yes. Was it for the World Cup, the meeting? It was a meeting for media for the World Cup. And he's like, ah, but I can't go. I got something to do. And I'm like, dang, this is too short notice. And I have things to do, but I really, and it was at 10 a.m.
Starting point is 00:24:24 the next morning. It was. And we still on air. And I'm like, ah, like, we really should send someone. No one in here could go. Yeah. And so we're like, hey, Umberto, umberto cute little guy over here. So nice.
Starting point is 00:24:36 Walks all the way here from Watts. He's just here. And we're like, Umberto, you should go, bro. Like, if there's anything like what we know, these media days to be, Like it's going to be big. Like when they announced the Olympics out here, they had Billy Elish, Snoop and Dre, and the red hot chili peppers, I believe,
Starting point is 00:24:56 on stage at the beach. It was so cool. They gave me the address. It was going to be in downtown LA. So it's like, oh, this is going to be like a thing, Uberto. They're going to have food, Umberto. And then I know sometimes it's tough because it's like, even if I can go, I think about it sometimes like,
Starting point is 00:25:10 dang, I don't got money for ballet like that or money for parking in downtown. So, like, pretty sure they take care of all of that. Yeah, you're good. Like they take care of you as media because they want to give the best presentation. Yeah. Right. So, Umberto reluctantly, and I say this, he was like, okay. Yeah, he didn't want to go.
Starting point is 00:25:26 We hyped it up too. We did. This is hyping this. Yeah. They've been great. Yeah. Anytime I go to like a boxing event or like a media, anything, they have brunch for you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:36 It's just a vibe. Yeah. You get to meet people. So then he sends us a photo like a couple hours later. And it looks like a. what does it look like? It looks like a college classroom. Like a school presentation.
Starting point is 00:25:49 Or like a seminar. A seminar. And then Oberto's like, so I'm still waiting for Snoop to come. And then I was like, wait, but at least there's food. He's like, yeah, I can see the muffins from here, right? They asked him to buy a time shirt at me. He started taking notes for no reason. They basically were telling him what level credentials you need and all this stuff, right?
Starting point is 00:26:14 And then like another. hour later because he definitely stayed the whole meeting. He sends us a photo. It cost him $32 to park. Brough. I thought it was that late. $32 for two hours. Yeah. But what did? I'm sure you learned something. I'm sure you learned something like incredible. Tell us what you learned.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Tell us what you learned. About the World Cup. I learned the different kinds of media passes we need to get backstage. Oh, okay. That could serve as well. Yeah, good. And it was a 35, not 32. Oh, $10. $35. All right. So, Maximo, is your time to say sorry.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Hey, Umberto, I apologize, but I also want to say thank you. And I'm proud that you went over there and learned something. Yeah. Because at the end of the day, you represented Brown Bag and Power. Empower 106. And now our foot's in the door because of you. And let me just say, I looked like I was the only one in Brown Bag. That was the only one in the teacher.
Starting point is 00:27:08 He said he's the only one without a button up. Everybody was dressed nice. Maximo, you didn't give him that heads up. He was extremely. Extremely underdressed. Yes. You were the coolest one that. You had Maximil sold it to.
Starting point is 00:27:19 All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for. The homie help line. Ruthie needs our help.
Starting point is 00:27:32 All right, Ruthie sent us a DM and said, hold me back, Brownbag. I hate my cunada, but my bro won't leave her. She talks crap about my mom, and her and my brother are, always back and forth and cheat on each other. I'm at a point where I don't mind going to jail for beating her up. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:27:52 I'll go to jail. What's the bail? Let me know. Oh, Ruthie. She, listen to this. She literally burned down our house last year during Christmas. Burn down the house, you guys. Like, for real, for real.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Like, firelight. Literally, not figuratively. Yes. The insurance put them in a temporary place, the parents. But the house she burned down was my house. mom's. My mom owns a duplex and instead of being grateful, this woman has the nerve to badmouth her. She calls my mama Matiche, aka nosy, for stepping in during their fights even though my mom only defends her son, her tesoro as she calls him, and don't even get me started on her as a mom.
Starting point is 00:28:36 She's having a 15 next month, doesn't work, doesn't do anything for the kids, and acts like she's still a teenager. She's always out partying, leaving the kids home alone, or dumping them on my brother. It's like she's trying to relive the year she lost. People close to the family have told us of her cheating, and instead of going out on girls' night or during the day. I've told my brother, but he doesn't believe she would do something like that. She knows me and my sister can't stand her, yet she keeps talking smack. At this point, I'm ready to throw hands, but my mom tells me not to and stops me. So tell me, Brownback,
Starting point is 00:29:14 how do I handle a cunyada who burned down my mom's house, disrespects her, neglects her kids, and still has the audacity to run her mouth. I just want to throw hands, but I can't.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Help me out, Brownback. All right, and Ruti's going to be joining us in about five minutes, but this is a lot that you know about other people. For sure. Cunyada's sister-in-law, right?
Starting point is 00:29:38 Yes, she says that they cheat on you, other yeah but then just goes in on the sister-in-law true it just it might just seem like one-sided anything she does you don't like yeah I don't know that she could say one thing nice about baby girl yeah because I even feel like the whole burning down the Christmas tree like I would like to know more the house brother on Christmas bringing down the house I would like to know more details on that because like well that's why we're gonna talk to her in about five minutes
Starting point is 00:30:06 sounds like she lit it on fire it doesn't matter what the details are it's like that's that's bad luck like your bad luck get the hell away from me and my family we had a nice house until you came along like you literally now we don't have a child at home I can't go into my old room I can't hang out in my old backyard all these things just because like I don't know what she did but it's like there's no house no more it doesn't matter how it happened you came there's no house no more she said it was your fault that's it like she needs the cuniazza needs to get the hell out of here you know yeah but then she's married to your brother Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:42 And they're both cheating on each other. Yeah, he cheats too. So it's like a, it's literally the thing. It's bad. She hates her at the point where it's like nothing her brother does is bothers her. But everything she does is like she's going to pinpoint it. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:30:56 And that's what she's doing right now. Wow. Yeah. There's just some people that just attract bad energy and you just got to remove yourself. And I feel like the cunia is one of them. Yeah, but you can't remove her. Yeah, because the brother's married to her. Or she's trying to remove her.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Yeah. Okay. Well, she can't. Yeah. If this fool is not leaving her, even though she cheats and he cheats on her and all of that. It just seems like a lot of, like, a lot of gossip. Yeah. Oh, for sure.
Starting point is 00:31:22 Yeah. A lot of gossip. Well, the weird part is, okay, like, he doesn't believe that she cheats is like, okay, but he cheats, like, he cheats. She could do no wrong in his eyes, basically. Yeah. Like she's, he's, no, the wife, the wife, she could do no wrong. Like, no matter what, he's going to take her side. And even if the sister doesn't like the sister, the mom, the the theillas, he's always going to choose her.
Starting point is 00:31:54 That's a scary part because it's like, okay, even let's say Ruthie finds some dirt and is like, look, evidence, she's cheating on you, brother. And it's like, he might still stay. Yeah, because that's like the scary. He's going to stay. Because it's like you already burned down our parents home and you still. And so then when, respectfully, and we'll talk to Ruthie, but when the sister-in-law calls y'all metitche, is she right? She's calling the mom. No, but is she right?
Starting point is 00:32:26 Because y'all say people close to the family have told us of her cheating and then they tell the brother, what does that look like to y'all? Yeah, no, I get to. The family's starting problems like usual. But that's always how it is though Like if you get into like Marital stuff sometimes You end up being The idiot because then they get back together
Starting point is 00:32:48 Everything's fine and then Not everybody's mad at you Yeah Just leave your cuchad out of other people's soups Yeah That's it Because your only options are what You would
Starting point is 00:32:58 She wants to fight her Yeah oh yeah She can't think of anything else Make everything worse And I just want to throw hands Their life is a soup sandwich And I don't want no part of that How does she handle a cuniaada
Starting point is 00:33:09 That burned down her mom's house, disrespects her, neglects her kids, still has the audacity to run her mouth. How do you handle that? How do you handle in law that you just cannot stand? How did you do it? How should she do it without going to jail? Because, but I know she's down for the jail time. She's super down for the jail time.
Starting point is 00:33:29 For the kids, call CPS. Yeah. That's an actual thing, though. Like, I don't know how much of this until we talk. I don't know how much of this is gossip and how much of it is like. True story. And I will say, she said she's having, like she has kids, she has a 14 year old going to be 15.
Starting point is 00:33:46 So it's like if you leave a 14 year old home alone, you can't, nothing's going to happen. You know what I'm saying? Oh, it's legal now too. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah. So it's like, uh, like her. She still acts like a teenager. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:58 She's partying, leaving the kids, all of that. Dumping them on my brother, aka her husband. Yeah. That's like that. That she's on her. Leaving them at home. one thing, neglecting kids is a whole other. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. But that's
Starting point is 00:34:14 why you shouldn't say these words unless you mean these words. Because what she's telling us is not neglect. Granted, it's priorities messed up. For sure. But neglect is a real thing. That's malnutrition children. That's kids that literally have no parent in the home when they're waking up. Like that's neglect. Yeah, yeah. It's completely
Starting point is 00:34:30 different. People just listens to the show. All right. Ruthie's on. Ruthie. Ruthie. Ruthie. Good morning, Brownberg. Hi, Ruthie. Rudy, how you match? She's calling you a Métiche, but here you are being a Métiche.
Starting point is 00:34:45 Well, I just want a second opinion because me and my sister feel like when she says we're the issue, so we want to know if it's really us or it's her. Oh, that's a good question. All right, there's a few that we have and we'll try to get the answers from you because I know you're on a limited time. You're about to go to the beat down. Ruthie, Ruthie, how did she bring down? the house on Christmas?
Starting point is 00:35:13 Well, she bought a Christmas tree, an expensive one at that, and she watered it. The day she got it, didn't water it again. All right, so it was an accident. So it caught a buyer? It was an accident. Well, I don't know. All we know is that we were having a gathering outside, and they sounded like the 4th of July inside the house. So it was an accident.
Starting point is 00:35:34 So what? It was an accident. She burned down the home. It was an electrical error. You know how many people buy trees? and don't water them and that happens to? I guess they already don't like her, so it's like, ugh, it happened to you. It could have been any time.
Starting point is 00:35:47 But if it was, like, it could have been worse. She could have, she tends to leave the kids alone. They could have been home alone. No one could have been home. And she doesn't even tell anybody that they're home. When you say she leaves the kids at home, your man, would you also say your man leaves the kids at home too? I mean, her man, your brother leaves the kids at home too? No.
Starting point is 00:36:09 It's her thing. It's a hard thing. Okay. Wow. But this is a pattern right here. Look, she neglects the kids, neglects the tree. Neglect is a crazy word, I'm just saying. That's what Ruthie said.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Ruthie, talk to us about that part. Mm-hmm. I think it's basic comments that for you. Buy a Christmas tree. No, no, not the Christmas tree. Neglecting. And respectfully, like, on behalf of people that have bought Christmas trees and don't put water, but it's by the heater because it's wintertime.
Starting point is 00:36:35 And me, I'm sorry. Because it happens. It is a human tree. error. That's why we're full plastic now. We're full, what is it, artificial tree? Yes, 100%. Yeah, but it's always on the news saying, like, make sure you wear a tree. And it will still continue to be on the news.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Because of that. Because it could be on the news, but you don't remember it. So many things are on the news. The heater's on. And it dries on the tree. So then you should know turn off the light. That's why I got our official tree. No, I'm not saying you, just I'm just going to be like, Ruthie. It just happened. I can't hold that against the people. The way you made it seem is like she literally committed arson. Oh, no, no. All right. But Ruthie, you
Starting point is 00:37:09 You mentioned about her and your brother cheating on each other, but you also mentioned how you went to your brother about her cheating and he didn't believe you. Are you kind of seeing also how your brother's partaking in this? I feel like he lets her get away with anything at this point. Yeah. Because he doesn't want to see it. And there's pretty much nothing we can do because he doesn't believe us. He just says, well, that's between me and her.
Starting point is 00:37:35 Yeah. And then you're being. So when your brother does it, like, Like, he, shit. Like, Ruthie. Our house breaks loose when he does it. Okay, so when he does it, the house, like, everyone knows. And even his girlfriend knows, right?
Starting point is 00:37:54 No, I'm pretty sure because he gets caught and she goes crazy. He starts calling everybody on the phone. Oh. He has access to his phone. Contacts, I guess, because it's syncs onto his computer. Yeah. So she'll call every single number that he has ever had contact with. I feel like I agree with you that they're toxic,
Starting point is 00:38:11 but I'm seeing that you're just, you're like, it's her. It is. But you're still saying when he cheats on her, she gets mad. Oh my God, so crazy. Yeah, so it's only on him if they cheat. And if she cheats, oh, it didn't happen.
Starting point is 00:38:31 Yeah, so you wanted to be a drama show too when she cheats. Yeah, because I feel like you think it's going to be a chill guy. And also he's like, she takes you back when I cheat. Like, no's because to you it is because she's saying things about your mom. And you guys just don't like her. Well, I know. Since the beginning since I met her, I didn't like her. And I make that clear, but he's.
Starting point is 00:38:57 There's bias here. There's biased. He what? He just, he stuck with her. And I guess. Ruthie. They were like violent moments since the beginning. And she was very controlled.
Starting point is 00:39:09 controlling. This was back like when we had a house phone. And she couldn't reach him on the cell phone. She would call the house nonstop. Wow. So it was to the point where my mom would have to disconnect the phone. Wow. So you since the beginning didn't like her because she was controlling. Was there anything else she did that made you like, okay, I really don't like her? I'm never going to accept her. She claimed she didn't speak Spanish. That was like my main thing. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:35 She didn't speak Spanish. So mom only spoke Spanish. And I'm like, okay, she doesn't speak Spanish. She's not communicating with her mom. What, okay, wait. How is she going to communicate with your mom, you're saying? No, how is she going to talk to her mom? If she only speaks, like, the mom only speaks Spanish. And that's the main thing that Ruthie don't like, okay?
Starting point is 00:39:58 Oh, okay. Hey, Rudy, can you tell me something nice about her? Tell me, like, a good thing about her. Um, she loves her son. I thought she neglects then. She loves your son from a distance. She loves him from a distance I guess
Starting point is 00:40:16 Are you like in a Halloween haunted house? No, she has her baby Yeah, she's with her kids Yeah, it's cool Oh, Ruthie No worries No worries Ruthie I don't love it
Starting point is 00:40:28 All right I feel like Ruthie's going crazy Like don't you guys see what's going on And it's like she has like a whole board But her mom speaks Spanish Yeah How can she talk to her mom? She loves her kid
Starting point is 00:40:41 Yeah But she loves her kids She leaves her kids. She has a whole conspiracy board. Like, look what's going on, you guys. You don't see it. I feel that, Ruthie. Just because, like, when you just see something in someone, you get a bad vibe.
Starting point is 00:40:52 You just know they're not good. You're waiting for the world to see it. And you're trying to give them the proof. Like, no, you don't understand. And it just almost seems gaslighting. Like, they're telling you, you're crazy. She almost seems erratic. Yeah, like, the proof doesn't stick.
Starting point is 00:41:05 But she knows it. Yeah. She's like, look, it's right here. I know she burned down the house. I'm playing the Christmas tree. Right. Running down the house didn't count. Ruthie.
Starting point is 00:41:14 It does. Yes, it did. It does. I know you're probably dropping off a little one at school. One more question before I let you do your thing. Mama's say then we go to the phone lines. But Ruthie, um, dang, I forgot it. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Ruthie, do you want to fight her for real? Like, that's your option? Well, at this point, based on like, well, like everything that's happened with her, like, pretty much talking about my mom. My mom does a lot of shit for her. them. Hey. No, Christy.
Starting point is 00:41:44 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She does a lot of things for them. Of course. So she bends over and backwards for them. And for her to talk about her and disrespect her, I think that's what, like, pisses me off. Yeah. No, of course.
Starting point is 00:41:59 She could say anything about me and I wouldn't care because at the end of the day, I know it's not true. Who does she disrespect your mom, too? Because if she can't, she's not talking to y'all, right? She, that's the thing She talks to the people That she expects us not to know, quote on quote And then they'll blab to someone else And then we find out
Starting point is 00:42:22 Yeah, yeah, yeah All right, and then I guess In regards to your mom You also mention how your mom Only backs up your brother When they're fighting Well, she medals Because she doesn't want, I guess,
Starting point is 00:42:36 The marriage to fall apart Or for the sake of the kids So she meddles. Yeah, she does. Otherwise known as me. We told her multiple times. So metal, let it be. Let them leave them alone.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Like you babysit them when we're not, when no one's home. Yeah. This is your brother's kid, correct? Yeah, my brother's kid. I'm just wondering because you say the kid. Yeah. Yeah, they have three kids. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:04 Okay. All right. So your mom kind of meddles and then, but you don't like that. your sister-in-law says how your mom meddles. Que is metiche. Yeah, but... Yeah, it's like, let her be that. Don't say that.
Starting point is 00:43:16 Yeah, because if she's metice, like, but you let her take care of your kids, that's when you're out partying, huh? And you cheat on my brother. That's when it's okay for her. Yeah, I get you. I get you. And the world doesn't understand you,
Starting point is 00:43:29 but like you have an anger towards her and you knew it since the beginning. She's fake, she's phony, there's something about her. But no one is letting her go. And so she's stuck in your life. Pretty much. Forever.
Starting point is 00:43:40 Oh, my baby. Ruthie's just at the end of her role. Have you guys seen Breaking Bad? There's like an iconic scene when he's like, he can't keep getting away with this. That's her right now. That's her right now. All right.
Starting point is 00:43:52 When someone just has you, desperada. Yeah. Desperado. How you say? Just desperate. In desperation. Desperation. Desperation.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Desperation. Desperation. Yeah. When someone has you desperado. Okay. Antonio Pandera's With a Mariahachi There you go
Starting point is 00:44:11 How do you handle it? Ruthie really, really really hates her cunia And it's for multiple reasons That she can't really explain But she just has a feeling All right She said that last year
Starting point is 00:44:24 She burnt down the house during Christmas Also she cheats on her brother Well they cheat on each other To be fair And also she's always leaving her kids alone She's always out partying doing all these things and talking smack about her, her mom and the rest of her family. Ruthie has had enough.
Starting point is 00:44:43 She is sick of it all. And she wants to throw hands, but she can't. So she's asking us for another option. She just wants to know of her and her sister. You and your sister, Ruthie, y'all want to get down, but you want to know if you're right or wrong, right? Yes, Ruthie? I heard of you. Yes.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Yes. Is there anything else that we have left out that you want Los Angeles to know before we go to the judgment calls? Um, no, that's pretty much it. Like, I try not a battle because he gets mad and says that I just judge everything that he does. So, like, how is it? Do you caught your sister or y'all just chill in the sala and talk about it? Like, how does this happen? Because you know a lot for someone that don't mess with this girl.
Starting point is 00:45:28 The multiple times, like, they tell my mom, oh, you're being on my teacher or something. Like I tend She, my mom tends to be on the speaker when she talks So you hear everything I know, no, no, I get that, I get that And you live with moms? Yeah Got it.
Starting point is 00:45:45 So yeah, she overhears. Also known as? Met, Matt. She plays for the Mets. Give my girl, she just doesn't like this girl. She doesn't like this girl. She doesn't like the way she's chicken. She don't like the way she breathes.
Starting point is 00:45:58 She doesn't like the way she, I don't know, rolls up her, I don't know, her tortilla, none of that. And we still have not. answer the question. She says she don't speak English, but her mom only speaks Spanish. So how does she talk to her mom? She's lying, Your Honor. She don't like that. She gives bad vibes. All right. Marisol, Marisol, in Buena Park. What's up, Marisol? Good morning. Good morning. Good days, Marisol. Hi, Brownback. Hi, Maris. Hi. What's up? Marisol, over there in
Starting point is 00:46:25 Buena Park. Talk to us. How can we help Ruthie, girl? Okay. So there's two things. I'm on Ruthie's I'm, okay, I'm Ruthie. Let's say I'm Ruthie, right? Because I have five brothers. Okay. And I've been on that. I've been in there. I've been there.
Starting point is 00:46:41 Right? But I love my brother. I try to save my relationship with my brothers. My mom, me Tiche. 100%. Okay? Yeah. 100%.
Starting point is 00:46:51 Okay. I have three brothers divorced because of my mom. Whoa. That's what Ruthie wants. That's what Ruthie wants. She's three and oh. Because of my mom. So now I tell my mom, mom, you need a mind your own business.
Starting point is 00:47:06 Disconnect from my brothers. If you don't like their girl, because, girl, I like the cheese and everything, but let it be. Okay. Let it be. Disconnect. You want to throw hands and you say you can't? Girl, you can do whatever the heck you want. Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Do it. If that's going to make you feel better at the end of the day, do it. But it's going to disconnect you from your family for sure. Yeah. And that's not the goal. Yeah, okay. Go, you know, disconnect from him, from her. If that's their life that they want to live, let them live it.
Starting point is 00:47:40 Okay, that's the way they want to be. The kids, they're not being neglected. They're teenagers. They have shoes on their feet. They have clothes on their back. Okay. They have a home to live. They can live.
Starting point is 00:47:52 They're teenagers. It's the time to be independent and grow up, okay? Let's go. Marizzo. Marizzo is Ruthie, she said. Yeah. Question for you, Marisol. You said your mom's metice.
Starting point is 00:48:04 You know she's metice. If one of your brother's girlfriends or wives ever called her metice, would that get you mad or would they be telling the truth? No, it's the person. Yeah. But even if it's facts, I don't tell facts about my mom. Oh, gosh. That's my mom. K-WR-FM H-D-1, Los Angeles.
Starting point is 00:48:26 It's Power 106. L-A's number one for hip-hippe Buenos Dias. We're inside the homie help line, helping the home girl Ruthie. Ruthie just cannot stand her cunia. And I see what Ruthie's doing. She just wants the cunyada out of the picture. And she's been with her brother for so long. They have kids together.
Starting point is 00:48:42 She's done so much bad stuff to her. But she's just like, I can't get rid of this girl. They even tried showing the brother proof that the wife, the girl was cheating. The brother's like, no se meant then. Like, I cheat on her too. Like stay out of our business. It's our thing. It's what we do.
Starting point is 00:48:57 It's not our business, right? So that didn't work. So I really do think Ruthie is out to just get this girl. The goal is to get this grow out. Yep. Fighting is what she's thinking. She's fighting because she's angry. Fight or fight.
Starting point is 00:49:09 She just wants to fight. It's going to get her caught up. Rewan her relation with her brother. I bet you the lady will still be there. 100%. Oh, you're right. What can she do? What can she do?
Starting point is 00:49:18 Callie. Callie and Lakewood. What's up? What up? How are you, Kelly? I know. Kelly. I actually woke me up and had me wanted to call.
Starting point is 00:49:29 I'm like, let me come out of my trip real quick. Callie, talk to us. What would you talk to us? Homegirl? Homegirl, look, I'm just going to She's saying too much stuff that makes us look weak as our generation. There's no neglect.
Starting point is 00:49:44 We all got left time at home to watch TV and watch ourselves. Stop saying that. Like, every single one of us. And, like, remember there's kids involved. You think you're going to touch somebody's mom and think that that person ain't going to grow up on and to touch you?
Starting point is 00:49:59 Like, it's going to happen. Like, so you got to look at the bigger picture. She probably don't like none of y'all. You don't like her. Just leave it big. Don't say nothing. Like me, I side step people. I don't like your family.
Starting point is 00:50:11 You can say, do you want a plate? And I'll go make my own plate. Just leave it like that. Make your own plate and don't worry about this chick because she's always going to be there. She's tied into it. And you can't throw everything out like she burnt down the house. Because if she burnt down the house, how come she didn't endure?
Starting point is 00:50:26 You get what I'm saying? True. It was an accident. But she should have known. It was an accident on purpose, huh? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Y'all are tripping.
Starting point is 00:50:37 I cannot do that. I can't either. I've probably been out then when I like the house of fire, Angie, then you got to be like Leti, you did it on purpose. You're going to jail, Lettie. No. It's an accident. It's on accident, but it could still be irresponsible.
Starting point is 00:50:47 By the way, for those just tuning in, she had bought a Christmas tree and watered it when it first got there, it got dried up because of the heater probably. And on Christmas, it set on fire and the house went on fire, which, of course, is irresponsible. It is. Yes, there is. But I don't think she should be held like, oh, we, she did. did this against our family. That's not a thing.
Starting point is 00:51:07 She's stupid. That's a dumb mistake. But to now make this be the reason why she's the worst person in the world, Tampoc. We don't know if it was her first time buying a Christmas tree because I did that once and I didn't know. And then like weeks later I'm like, why is this thing so dry? Exactly.
Starting point is 00:51:22 You don't know until you find out. Exactly. All up to the news that says it. And Angie, you come from a family of tree trimmer so I know why you get it. Yeah. But we're just stupid out here. Okay. Would you think she would benefit?
Starting point is 00:51:35 from meddling more instead of like maybe make the girl leave I was thinking that let me versus like trying to get her out because what she did on her she plotted she plotted on her with the sister and said hey bro she's cheating on you
Starting point is 00:51:48 because they were like this is it yeah we got it we got it and then the bro's like I'm gonna stay with her y'all she's tripping right if she is like and there she's trying to be like look all the bad she does let's excommunicate her they're not no you gotta make her leave
Starting point is 00:52:01 yes you gotta make cozy up to the cunia be her best Now just drop everything start being her bestie start telling her all the terrible things about your brother Yeah she party nose up no no no no there's a lot of you just gotta be someone like like you just gotta be someone like like you just gotta make her be the one that sounds like you right now Yes No legit give her the ick about your brother no She's not leave her she'll leave them yeah kids together no no school kids they'll be fine okay okay all right well hey uh ruthie we didn't help you yeah there was no help to Rudy.
Starting point is 00:52:36 And this is not what you want to hear. I'm sorry. She needs help. I don't know if. What kind? Mental. Qual? Stabilities.
Starting point is 00:52:46 What? Ruthie? Yeah, Ruthie. We're here for you. We gave you a mental hug, Ruthie. Yeah. It's all Matisse. Yeah, Ruthie, you're being a Matisse.
Starting point is 00:52:56 You made us, metteches. Yeah, I wouldn't know more. Her house burned down, guys. Her house burned down, but it's her fault, and she did this to your family. Your mom is a metteche, too. Respect for her father. but maybe just step back. Have fun without her.
Starting point is 00:53:11 If your brother needs to learn, your brother needs to learn. That's true. Because they're already going back and forth. They're good, right? The teenagers, they can stay home. And they're fine. The 15 year old, it's about to be 15. She's about to, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:26 Respectfully not. You're the problem, Ruthie. Disrespectfully, mette la casa. Mind your business, Rudy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She doesn't have a house anymore. She does. She lives with her mom.
Starting point is 00:53:37 There was a duplex. It's not as bad. She's making a Z. No, you're not going to see. Don't you're mad at what you're important. Mani. Damn business. I, it's time somebody check on Will Smith.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Yes. All right. It seems like he has got caught up with AI. You know how they say caught in 4K? Yeah. He got caught in AI. That's the new caught in 4K. Bro!
Starting point is 00:54:03 Yeah. What's going on, Greg? Yeah. So he's on tour. right now performing all over the states. And he posted a video on his Instagram, but people are cooking him. Because it's
Starting point is 00:54:15 one of those recap videos of a show. You know how a lot of artists, they get like a dope, videographer to do like a sick, like crowd shots. Drones and all this crazy cool shots. It's one of those type of videos. But people paused onto the crowds because the signs and even the faces
Starting point is 00:54:30 of the crowd are like looking a little weird. Yeah. You watch your mouth talking about Wolf's like that. Watch your face One of the signs It says from West Philly To West
Starting point is 00:54:43 Like you can't even tell what it says It says we love you But the you is like a weird It just looks weird All A-I'd out Yeah It's those little things That like just tell on you
Starting point is 00:54:57 Yep Since it's a moving shot This is the only way I can describe it The people look creamy You have the brown back morning's 106 on Instagram When AI just does this sting to crowds in people and you just end up looking creamy.
Starting point is 00:55:10 Yeah, I know you mean. Like it's too smooth. Yeah. Like creamy as in criminal or is... Creamy. Like creamy. Like you just got to go look. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:18 Like super soft skin. Like if there was butter. Like if there was butter. All of that. Like too much face tune. Yes. Too much face tune. Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:26 So they have that. And then there's also like the hands morphing. Yeah. You know? I think they try to do the best cuts that they could. Yeah. But ultimately it looked like it was. was an AI.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Yeah. Yeah. Even those signs were like, who would even write this, right? One of the signs is like a cloth. And to write on cloth, it kind of looks weird, right? But it makes it seem like they spray painted it. It says, love you, fresh prints, but the L is filled in, the F is filled in, the P is filled in. The E, like, it's just, it doesn't look right.
Starting point is 00:56:01 And you can see this on Brownback Mornings 106. Yeah. You got to keep the video. You got to peep the video. Here's a bit of it. Here's a bit of it. Here's a bit of it. Here's a bit.
Starting point is 00:56:09 You're hard. No. God opens a window when the devil closes the door. Yes, he's a lot. They try to bleed Will Smith. In the rear of you buy your faith. Then you'll find out. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:56:24 Will you don't got to do this, bro. He's a fresh prince. No. This is not Big Willie style. It's not. It's his editor. But he posted it on his Instagram. And that's the thing you can't do.
Starting point is 00:56:36 This is like the bow-wow challenge where he's in front of a jet, pretending it's his. It's all of that. And now Big Willy, you got cut up in AI. We saw you. All right, it's Cheezma Time and there's a lot of it. But before we get into that, Taylor Swift and Travis Kales, all the Guguggan News, we got a guest to celebrity. Are y'all ready?
Starting point is 00:56:56 Yeah. All right. I'm going to play a clip and see if you know who this is. I feel that the celebrity. I think that's the Titanic song It is. Celian Deion? No, that's not Celine Dion.
Starting point is 00:57:24 Is it? It sounds really good, though. I mean, it's busy some words. Is that Kelly Clarkson? No. Oh, she does covers. Oh, she does, yeah. Just again, I know what it is.
Starting point is 00:57:34 Who? Who is it? It's Cardi. Bye, Cheap. It is Cardi B. It is Cardi B. Oh, wow. I had no idea.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Yeah. Seems better than Taylor Swift. Stop. What? That's crazy. She does. Believe me. You keep putting these ops on your list.
Starting point is 00:58:02 Vic, I can't help you. You're on your own, buddy. You're on your own with Salina Gomez and Taylor Swift pull up. On your own. Yeah, you are. Why do you hate her so much? I don't.
Starting point is 00:58:12 Anyways, yes, it was Cardi B. Shout out Cardi B. It was Cardi B. But let's get into the wedding of the century that hasn't even happened yet, Angie was happy. I know you guys. After two years of dating Travis Kels and Taylor Swift are finally again. I wonder how they did it because they are with like a bunch of flowers everywhere.
Starting point is 00:58:31 I always wonder if that's an actual moment or that's a photo op moment. Oh, like if it was for it or not. Yeah, it definitely felt photo op-ish. And I mean, the place was beautiful. I was just wondering if it was like something that he like had customized or if it was like a location already that was set in stone. Talk to me about it. Actually, you know what?
Starting point is 00:58:53 His dad actually said something about it saying that Travis was very like antsy already right and that he was telling Taylor like oh let's go get dinner but before we get dinner like let's go have some wine and so I guess he took her to this place where it's at and that's where he popped the question and they took the pictures and then Taylor was like FaceTiming people.
Starting point is 00:59:12 Oh, so it was genuine like it was a real candid moment. That's higher. She's Travis's dad, yeah. Very simple. Very. But maybe that's what it is because with him, didn't he get her with a friendship bracelet? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:25 Yeah. He took like a friendship bracelet to one of her concerts. Wow. And it said her name or his name. Yeah. So he wanted to go to like one of the concerts that he was, she was at, right? And then he was like one of the big things. It's like she has friendship bracelets.
Starting point is 00:59:40 And he was trying to like you said, trying to give her one with her number, with his number on it. But like he did it. But it ended up making the rounds that he wanted to do it. So then she was like, hey, what's going on over there? It's going on over there. Jose. Yeah. And then things happened.
Starting point is 00:59:55 Wow. It's a very simple proposal. I'm not going to lie. In the world of the proposals where, like, look, he wasn't it how to Kanye propose to Kim? Wasn't it in like a baseball field? Oh, yeah. Was it a Dodgers? No.
Starting point is 01:00:07 Nothing. Yeah. And she had someone singing. Who's the lady that sings? Summertime Sadness. She was singing. Oh, Lana. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:16 Are they saying like when you were young or what's the one beautiful? Something like that, right? Yeah, these are like big. Very elaborate. Yes. Yeah. But maybe the simple is what works. The simple is what's forever.
Starting point is 01:00:26 I know the caption is going up. It is. It is because her caption was again, really, really simple saying like your gym teacher and your English teacher are now engaged. What does that even mean? Well, she put the caption of like high school or like the song, I should say, on the post. So it's like like high school. So I was like a liking. it to that and she's like... I don't know what you're saying. What do you mean? Like, she's making it like
Starting point is 01:00:50 this is the vibe we're in. We're like, it's like a high school sweetheart type of love. Oh, okay. Why do you know that, Vic? What do you mean why I know that? As someone that doesn't like Taylor Swift that much, you know a lot. Well, my girls put me up on it on the like high school, the song like she played it for me. I was like reading the lyrics. I'm like, oh, okay. Like, you know, and then obviously like Travis Kelsey is an athlete, you know, she's, you know, she he's really good with her word. So she's like maybe in a different life. I was an English teacher.
Starting point is 01:01:20 You were a gym teacher. Yeah, I assume this because of his outfit, he did look like a teacher. What? No. I was with Vic. I'm with Vic because actually when she was on the podcast, New Heights, she mentioned like a big word.
Starting point is 01:01:34 And he was like, oh, I get it. Like playing on the part of that, she's like the English teacher. Yeah. And also people were saying tweets about how, like, they were quoting old Travis Kel's tweets. And like he's just like, oh my god just gave something to a squirrel like a squirrel hilarious or whatever and they're like
Starting point is 01:01:51 this guy is marrying a billionaire to like next year or something yeah oh well congratulations to them they deserve it they do after two years yeah everybody's putting in the caption vick if i see you with the caption the gym teacher and the english teacher with you and your girl is up bro you went to the gym for two weeks your whole life no i'm the english teacher She's the gym. Okay. All right. Thank you, Angie.
Starting point is 01:02:19 Thank you. Oh my gosh. Now it feels like when there's hip-op news, it's court TV. Yeah. Literally. What's happening with Cardi B? Yeah, Cardi B is in court once again, y'all, and actually saw a tweet that said, Cardi is always either pregnant or in court or both.
Starting point is 01:02:35 Oh, my way. And that cracked me up. But yeah, so she was in court yesterday, and the questions she was asked, however, are extremely odd. You guys need to listen to this. Yesterday you had black hair, short hair. Today is blonde and long. Which one is your real hair? Are they both real?
Starting point is 01:02:57 Their wigs. Do you have any affiliation at this time with a gang? What? Your fingernails. Can you show them to us for all of us to see? How long are those fingernails? Just your best estimate. I don't want you to take a ruler to it,
Starting point is 01:03:17 but if you were to give your estimate, half an inch, one inch, two. I think less than an inch. It has to be less than an inch. Isn't that crazy? Oh my God. Those questions. Like, she's in court for supposedly, like,
Starting point is 01:03:29 assaulting a security guard back in 2018 at a doctor's office. But these were the, this was the line of question. This was the very beginning of the court date. That's what they were asking her. Right. About her, about her hair. About her hair. Like, is that last one real or is this, are they both real? What do you mean?
Starting point is 01:03:45 Are they both real? Their wig, sir. The problem, well, not the problem, but the, The thing was that she was wearing like a very short black hair the day before. And then today she has like a nice blonde wig. So they were like thrown off. But I don't know what that had to do with the court. Nothing.
Starting point is 01:03:59 Nothing. The dude was even kind of creepy. He's like, well, that's a really good one today. Like talking about her wig. It was strange. It was odd. And then to ask about her nails was a whole thing too, which was, you know, very interesting. But yeah, so she was in court about that.
Starting point is 01:04:12 And they were asking her like, oh, okay, what was your recollection of like what happened? And she said this. And we're arguing, we arguing, we arguing. That's when the receptionist came out. She started, like, she started walling out. Like, this a bitch hit me, this hit me. And I'm like, I did not hit her. I'm looking at all like, girl, I can't even hit you if I want to.
Starting point is 01:04:35 You're bigger than me and you're pregnant. Oh, gosh. So, yeah, it was a whole thing where, you know, she's being accused of assaulting the security guard. And they're wondering, like, okay, is this true or not? A lot of people are like, why is she even fighting this? Like, just pay her, you know, a settlement, why are you going through the motions of even going to court and like wasting your time and going through all that?
Starting point is 01:04:53 Because you don't just have to pay for things sometimes. Sometimes it's just not the way, dude. Like, no. Our money grabs. And I think with Cardi, too, it's like, yeah, I could pay her. But if she's wrong and no, I'm going to show up. I'm going to show up and you're not going to take a penny from me. I didn't know about this case at all or like this fight that happened at all.
Starting point is 01:05:10 Yeah, so she went to a OBGYN, like a private doctor on like a Saturday morning or something. She wanted it to be very discreet because I guess she was pregnant. and didn't want anybody to know yet. So the security guard was a fan and was like, oh, hey, Cardi B, Cardi B. And, you know, Cardi B was like, hey, like, can you keep it down? Like, I don't want anybody to know I'm here. And then supposedly that's when there was like a whole back and forth of one, you know, the security guard alleging that Cardi B was like getting in her face and all this stuff.
Starting point is 01:05:38 And then the opposite was like, Cardi B was like, I didn't do any of that, you know, like you're tripping, like, you're being exaggerating. You're trying to like play me, essentially. Horrible. Yeah. We wish her the best. Thank you so much for that, Vic. And I need to talk to you about the hardest town to pronounce over here in California.
Starting point is 01:05:54 Do you guys have any hard to pronounce towns out here? Angie, I know you got one. No, that I can think of right now. Sani Cidrio. Sunny Cidrio. Sunny Cidrio. Yeah. Sunny Cidrio.
Starting point is 01:06:05 Yeah. Because the R is after the D. Yeah. The Rio is a little bit tough. Good, good, Vic. Good, good Vic. It's actually a town and the letters. I'll spell out the letters.
Starting point is 01:06:13 Hopefully you understand what the heck I'm spelling now. and I know you don't have a pen and pad with you, but I will tell you where you can see it. It's in San Bernardino County, and it's on your way to Vegas. It's Z Z Z, Y, Z X. Oh. Z Z X, Y, Z X.
Starting point is 01:06:28 Okay. That is the hardest to pronounce city over here in California. Whenever I see that sign, it usually means I have to pee. You're dumb. On my way to Vegas, I need to stop soon. I've been on the road for too long. It means I'm almost there. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:43 Right? Anybody else? Anybody? Cisics? Okay. Sizx? Sizex. No, very close.
Starting point is 01:06:52 That's what I see when I'm trying about. It is Zizix. What? That is the way to pronounce. It's very, very hard to pronounce city. And there's a whole story behind it, which I actually love. Apparently, there's some, like, medical properties of this city that there's, like, an oasis there. See what I did that?
Starting point is 01:07:09 Wow. They don't have an ore refinery there, do they? They don't. That's no Segundo, right? I was talking to Rundo. Yeah. No, over there in Zizix, it's actually someone that turned it into some type of retreat saying that if you dip into the waters of Zizix, that you can be cured of things like cancer.
Starting point is 01:07:29 Oh. What? Yes. And they did this for like 30 years. The dude that, like, founded this little town. Until they're like, bro, you're scamming. Get away from here. Oh.
Starting point is 01:07:37 Oh. Oh, they shut it down. It's not. Let me say, I was about to be like, oh, my God, I need to go. There's actually, like, a university that uses it for, like, desert studying now. The town of Zuzix. But, yeah, yeah, I've ever passed by it. I want to go purify myself in the water of Zizix.
Starting point is 01:07:51 You got the flu? Don't go to Zizix. I do not recommend. What would you want to cure, Angie? I don't know. Anything that's wrong with me. Nothing. Everything is perfect.
Starting point is 01:07:58 Everything wrong with you. Are we sure it's curing and it's not harming? Well, she just said it's a scam. Yeah, it's a scam. It's a scam. It's a scam. It's a operating. I have a homie du know that got something on his eye.
Starting point is 01:08:08 I think that's where he went swimming. Oh, that's called fecal matter. I told him. He has a stop. It looked worse than that. He scratched between his nalgaz and then he... That's insane. I'm not going to put that on Zunoski.
Starting point is 01:08:23 I'm not going to put that on Zinowski. If you want to take the drive to Zizzix, there might be an oasis that could help him there. All right. Give it here. It's 5106.

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