Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 547 Micro Penis | Brown Bag Mornings (08/29/25)

Episode Date: August 29, 2025

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Must it be right there. It's Power 106. Buenos Aires. We made it to Friday, baby. Yeah. Friday, brown back mornings. Lett is here. Greg is here.

Yes. Nge's here. Maximus Sr. is here. Victor Salvador is here. Vic is here. Vick is here. Unberto is over here. Answering phones.

If you want to call in, say good morning. Mbetto snuck to the table over here. Yeah. I know. Wow. So nice. Yeah. Might as well say hi.

Say hi on the mic, bro. Say hi. Say what's up. Hello. Hello. Can we want a most? Power 106. Power 106.

Number one for hip-hop. Try it, try it, get, try good. Hey, how we do today? What's up? Now, how are we doing today? One more time. One more time, one more time. Hey, we're good how we do it?

There we go. How hard was that? What's that? What's up? Okay, I'm a little homie from watch right there. Jose's here too. Hey, Jose is your cousin from Mexicali still here or no? Yeah, he's in the parking lot.

Why? He brings his cousin from Mexicalia all the time. Or calexico, calexico. No, Mexicali. Oh, Mexical. I cracked the window for him. Nice. Oh, that's not like it's like he wave outside.

Yeah. I always feel so bad for him. He always keeps him in the car. Tell me why when we interviewed Mariah, he was walking in. He just walked past the lobby like nothing. Like, he didn't know what's going on. I look at his back. It's all sweaty.

Poor, he was scrunch. Not going to lie, because I have a lot of family. in Mexicaalia and in Calyico. That's like a regular morning for the... What? It's hot. All the time? It's hot down there?

Yeah, it's like... One 10, 116. Yeah, no, no, no, no, it's hot. He was in here yesterday, right? He was probably. Yeah, probably. I thought he was in here yesterday or something like that. No, that was just a whole day.

That was the janitor. All right, all in here. We're all in here. There we are. This is a great segue into the story when I talk about. Ice. Oh. Yeah.

You should probably bring them in, though. Just bring them inside. Can me say. I sucks, bro. If we didn't know already, the latest thing that they did, which is really upsetting, they took two firefighters

that were actively working to contain a wildfire in Washington State. The Seattle Times reported that on Wednesday, first responders were detained during a border patrol operation. So this set of firefighters, it's not like the cowfire

where it's like homies that were lucky up and they're up there. No, they were clearing, but they were clearing ground. Like, while there was an active wildfire going on, they were clearing ground because, like, we don't want it to get here. Yeah. Somewhere or another, border patrol pops up, starts checking everybody's stuff and ends up taking two firefighters fighting an active fire.

That's so dumb. Unnecessary. Yeah. What the hell? But I read this and I'm like, bro, this is insane. And I know, like, looky, some of the incentives to be ice agent right now is like, hey, you can pay off your student debts like they'll clear some debts they've been like crazy incentives there's bonuses don't look like that great you don't even have student debt i'm not like but i'm like bro that's not like

the mindset that you're going to go into and the things you're doing like come on to clear debt yeah where's the logic in that though like to take a firefighter that's actively fighting a fire and you know risking their lives in this country like four citizens of this country to just take them out they don't have the proper paperwork, especially like during. And the pictures and the videos look wild. Like, it's literally the firefighters sitting down on now the logs of the trees that they had cut down. While a Border Patrol agent is just standing there looking through their stuff. Like, it's unnecessary.

This is going to be one of the photos of, like, you know, the photo of the Times. It was in Seattle. Seattle Times reported it. It was up in Washington State. Yeah. So just understanding, like, come on. They're picking a beef that they're not going to. going to be able to like finish.

It's fire versus ice forever now. That part. Oh. Facts for real. And when they talk about, you know, they're saying the student loan debt forgiveness. Dog, respectfully. And not that I'm praising this other fool. But Biden was putting in place forgiveness for student loans.

And Trump was like, hey, we're cutting that. True. But if you do want your loan forgiven, forgive become ice. Like it's insane. Like it's just so weird. Like I'm just like, yeah, make it make sense. No, it doesn't. It doesn't.

It doesn't. Yeah, it's a sucky time for whatever side you were on. If you were like get rid of the criminals or if you were like, hey, they need to do it the right way. This is insane to see firefighters having to stop what they're doing to help contain a wildfire so that ice can lock them up is insane to me. Yeah. Like you can't make this right. No. No.

First responders are some of the most brave people ever. It's like if that's happening now, like what's happening next? Is there going to be somebody having? a heart attack and all of a sudden ice pulls up and looks at the paramedics paperwork and stuff like that. Like where does it end? You know what I'm saying? It's like, oh, no, I don't know if you can resuscitate that man over there. Let me see your paperwork. It's like, come on, bro. That's ridiculous.

And I'm not too familiar with the area, but I guess it's the Bear Gulch fire. It's already burned almost 9,000 acres in the Olympic National Forest. And I believe that is in Washington State somewhere. The Seattle Times is the one that reported is reporting this. Man, it must be hot up there too. Yeah. Well, you'll tell us with the weather. It's usually, it's usually gloomy out there.

Yeah, in Seattle. I know. One would think, right? Yeah, one would think that it's fresh. I don't. I know, I get you. I'm right there. I don't know.

Because Twilight was filmed at there. I didn't know fires had really happened up there. Oh, gosh. Because in order to be in Twilight. Those ain't vampires. Those are some bumpitos, the ones that are up there. Which ones? Who are you talking about?

Fire or Ice. Are you talking about fire or ice, Doc? Yeah, there was cool. coyotes up there, vampiros, there's apparently Isis out there. You know, they're like, hey, there's over here, there's vampiros. Okay. All right. Hey, by the way, I want to talk to my guys up in here.

Have you noticed? Because, sorry, end of story. I don't want this. I don't want this to. Sidebar. No, no more. No more, vampiro. None of that.

Like, now I want to drink. Isn't that a drink? A vampio? Yes. Okay. We're going to get into concrete weather in a second. And after that, I got to talk to the guys in here. Because if you guys have noticed little Peter shrinking, there's something in your house that's making it shrink.

Finally. Little Peter. What? Yeah. If you just noticed. Your air conditioner. No. Oh.

But you can guess. You can guess. Okay. I'll tell you about it after the weather with concrete. All right. All right. Let's get into the weather. And now the weather.

Oh, hell my dog. With concrete storm. Beritos, it is going down. First, we are off to the city of West Hills. that he's going to kill you softly. Call it Lauren Hills. Oh. Your hat will be 90 degrees early out there.

Next we carpool into the city of Linwood where first are going to be hot, bumping music and there Ken Wood. Your hat will be 89 degrees. From Linwood, we do the Zapateado all the way to the city of Belinda. Y'all going to be hot as hell. Valendo pua... I'm probably shouldn't say that. You definitely should not say that.

What? I know rhymes. Vigensita, restanos, porpo. That's so. You're hot with a 92 degrees. Lastly, we hit the prestigious city of Brea. While we're five stormtroopers to get to Princess Leia, because she,

viola solo, Ella perreya. What? Long-winded. Yeah, that was long-winded. We got it. Your hat will be 89. And out in Brea, if you guys don't know,

there's a magical area. Where? Where? Sprinkled dust on it, peritos. Where in and out, a chick-filet and a raising case all sit dangerously close together. The locals call it fried food Bermuda Tran.

Oh yeah. You're lying. I go there a lot. Once you go in there, you will never escape. Yeah. I want to go. I go there pretty often. Are you serious?

Yeah. See? I live pretty close. Brea. Do you hit all three? No. No, just two of the three, mostly. Two of the three?

I would hit all three. Bria and La Brea, different. Way, yeah. There's still La Brea? Yeah, I think I'm thinking of La Brea. I'm the bring I've ever been to Braya. Brio is? By Whittier.

By Whittier. Isn't La Brea like the La Brea Tarpids or whatever? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, wait, I think there's an air one there. Big difference. A lot of a case. Big difference. La Brea is more of a neighborhood.

But yeah, and it's over here like past Hollywood. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Bras O.C. Like the city of Bra is O.C. Right. Exactly. Exactly.

Which ones by the Grove? La Brea. Lebraya. That's about tarpits. Yeah. Yeah. Dinosaurs and stuff. No, not dinosaurs.

That's a misconception. We're wrong. All right. Thanks for the weather. Thanks for the weather. Hey, man, look, dog. West Hills 90, Lynnwood, 89. All the way to Valinda, 92.

And Brea, you'll be 89 as well. So, you can be cool. Your boy concrete. Brownback mornings on Power 106. Let's get this going, guys. Yes. And if your little Peters gotten smaller, I'm going to tell you what in your house is making it that way.

Power 106. My friends, there is something that you. you have bought that is in your house right now that could be making you smaller down there. Oh my God. It's in your house right now. You purchased it. Your girl probably purchased it. I have an idea what it is.

And you guys probably use it every day if she's doing what she's supposed to in the house. Whoa. I think I know. What is it for the man? Is it my air fryer? No, it's not air fire. Oh, you use the air fire. Wow.

All right. Anybody else? If she's doing what she's supposed to be doing. In the kitchen. In the kitchen? Yes. Oh, in the kitchen. There's something that you all have bought that could be making you a little smaller down there.

Toffee maker. No. I'm going to just say it. Yeah, I just say it. Non-stick frying pans. What? Yeah, isn't that crazy? Use it every day, right?

Probably using it right now if you're listening to a such crib. Non-stick frying pans. Yes, a study shows that a chemical commonly found on non-stick pans and fast food wrappers. may have a significant impact on endowment and can result in smaller schlongs. Wow. They got to change the non-stick to little pants. To hella stick. That's a good one.

Super stick. No, because it's not super, tiny, mini. No, actually. No, they're being honest, non-stick. You're erasing your stick. Not. Be careful about that. As funny, this is a real thing.

I know already, I think last year we saw where they were advising against anything that has like that black plastic on it, like a spatula and all of that because they, I guess, are made in the same factory or with the same ingredients or whatever when they melt down electronics and that can do bad for you clearly

if it's ingested. Yes. And those are like all the stuff that we use, the spatulas and stuff. I don't know the other words for things, the tongs, that. have like the black plastic that can just say it's so you're not yeah I like to use the wooden ones that's better right it is yeah wood bamboo all of that even your cutting board well that goes into

the mini plastic different reasons yeah the mini plastics when you're cutting on a plastic one clearly you're putting it in your body with whatever you're eating let's stick to the wood so we can keep the wood wood and bamboo bamboo be careful because you don't want uh splinters the bamboo ones yeah yeah and then the steel steel stuff like steel pans and stuff that's the best way Oh, like cast iron? They're expensive, though. Cast iron's different than steel, but cast iron's like a second option. I've looked through all of this.

Steel and iron. Yeah. But it just feels like they're making it really hard to be in the kitchen. If they're saying everything that's in the kitchen. They're making it really hard to be in the kitchen. All right. So like, you probably got to go shopping again. Yeah.

Like, don't go to the, well, I don't want to dis any places. Yeah. But there's places that are just for, like, home goods and stuff that are, that you can buy. Oh, okay. IKEA. Yeah. Yeah, sure. But it's just be careful what you buy.

Be careful what you buy. It may be at a good price, but the price may be the size of your D. Oh, bars. Who are we right now? Best morning show on LA? Yeah. We've got to go old school and just cooked by the campfire at this point. That's it.

Just whatever they were doing when they were digging in the dirt too. Yeah, they were probably just eating it raw. Yeah. They were probably swinging that thing back then in the cave. They're probably using that as a spatula. Look, it's Brownman Morning. Sim of the Week on the way, Roe. We're going to see who takes the crown of being Simper the Week.

They're also going up against, I'm sorry, they're going up against Vic. For his post yesterday, his girl's birthday was this week, so you know he had to be a Sim contender. He did a post? Yeah, he's going against the girl that was crying on her first date when the guy ghosted her. He's going against Scarlett Johantin's man. Oh. That let another man bite her on her neck, going against Nick Cannon that posted his ex Maraicari

talking about how she loved Pac and then unposted it because he was like, oh my God, they got me! Yeah. All right, we're going to see who takes the cake, who is crowned, Simp of the Week. Plus, we got tickets to the Disneyland Resort after this, it's Power 106. Did Concrete just steal your headphones, Vic?

Yeah. Oh, Concrete. It's funny that Maximo does that all the time, too. For real? Yeah. Maximo does that hear right now. It had his residuals on it. No, that's my residue

No, that's your wax All right, I'm here too. Greg is here too Our home girl and producer Ramona She's on vacate enjoying No She's enjoying it Yeah

Why? Oh, you don't want her to go Why? Because she needs a break from us She don't Yes, she does She does She puts like it's she really has a labor day She puts a laborer

Oh yeah for sure Out here laboring Good for her All right Jose's here He is our video editor If you like a video on Instagram, he did it. If you hate it, he did it.

Yeah, he doesn't did it. When your name gets misspelled, your call gets dropped, you're on a different line than you, it says you are in. That's Humberto. Or if you want some tickets, he also. Yeah. Or if you don't answer. If you haven't received the call from your tickets, you won.

That's Mnberto. Hey, how are you? Oh, my God. Hey, how are you? How are you? I'm talking. Radio. Good morning, Los Angeles.

DJ, rapizamante. Good morning. We're all here. Gangs all here and let's get into the nominees. These are the nominees for the Simp of the Week. Simps, Simps, Simps, Simps, Simps, Simps, right?

We've given you a nominee for Simp of the week all week long and now it's time to crown one. Your first nominee comes to you in the form of chat GPT users who are upset after this 5-0 recent update that took from them, their soulmates, you know, a lot of people have budied up to chat GPT starting relationships, you know? Some people would say it's very unhealthy because these relationships are not real.

This is chat chit is not a real person. So because of that, the makers of chat chabit in their recent update made chat chit just a little bit more robotic like what it is a little bit more just informative, Nothing too emotionally attached. But according to Chad GPT users that built boyfriends and girlfriends and wives and husbands inside their little bot and prompted it, this is nothing but some heartless stuff, y'all.

They're in their chat GPT 50 like this. So sad. How did you be so heartless? How'd you be so heartless is what they're saying. So much so. that the creators of Chachabitia are like, all right, you can go back to the four old weird boyfriend or girlfriend if you just subscribe.

Subscribe to the professional, you could revert back to the 40. Terrible for humanity, but for 1199, it's all good. You know it's bad for your mental health, but if you're willing to pay for it, it's all good, you can have it. If this was just a free thing, then it would feel bad.

Yeah. Okay, then we got the beautiful young lady that went viral because she got ghosted on a first date with a guy she had been chitchatting with and she ends up crashing out and I believe she might be like Gen Zivaz whatever your age group is Greg

that love to just put like everything on social media. She had just crashed out and she did like a story time and she wanted to send a message to the date that ghosted her. This is what she said. So I'm Latina I got to do some tacos really good from my favorite

tacos place. I made you from home made orchata, ala urcheta, because he said you like that and I made it. And some Mexican corn muffins with honey butter. Yeah, she showed him the whole, chill out before, let me finish. She made him the whole package before he even got like the first try of who she was or what she was. Yeah, one quick thing on that, Gen Z needs to learn how to lie like our generation did. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hold on. Okay, because when we would take an L, back in my day, we would just lie. That it wasn't an L? Yeah, it's like, oh, what happened to that girl? You're all in love with all her. Food, like, uh, she died. So much. You know, it's pretty sad, bro, but, you know.

Goes for real. Yeah, well, she lied. Like, she moved and then she died. So, like, I have no way of contacting her. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, really for her. It's like, really for her was so, no, bro. Nah, bro.

It's not her. And you know what? I didn't want her anyway. Yeah. She was weird, bro. Yeah. Yeah, she's getting eaten alive though. No one ate her food, but they're eating her alive online because they're saying like, yeah, you're crazy for doing this type of extreme grand gesture on the first date.

You made him a whole lonchera truck. Yeah. Corn biscuits. I thought that was sweet. And that guys would be afraid. Like, this is too much. It's going too fast too soon. Oh my God.

Yeah, don't. Are you all okay with like sleeping together on the first date? Yeah, but that's like. That's different. Why? How? That's going too far. Good women scares Gen Zers.

Weird, man. Yeah. They don't know what it is. No, no, I'm strange to them. She has good traits. She's porto bien. Ah, she can cook. Yeah.

I never had that Mexican cornbread in my life. Me either. She cooks like my Tia. That's a problem. Well, yeah, Greg wants the toxicity. So he didn't, he didn't, like, detect any, so he's like, I'm good. I'm gone. She didn't bring microwaved nuggets for Greg.

Oh, yeah. That's what would have been it. It feels dino nuggets. Poor thing. Poor thing. She says outside of her villagein. Villaging. villain origin story.

It might be with the way that she's getting bashed online. Speaking of bashed online, Scarlett Johansson, going to nominee number three, Scarlett Johansson's husband. Because there's a photo that Scarlett posted with her gay co-star from the Jurassic Park movie that happened recently.

Jonathan Bailey. Questionable. Well, that's what they're saying. Questionable. That he's out in the open. This is my life. Yeah, he's... But in the photo, he's like biting her neck. and she's doing the, oh.

Do it. Go. Yeah, she's doing that. While looking at, P-OV, some would say. And this is what her husband has to say, because previously they kissed on the red carpet. And then Starlet and her co-star,

not her husband. But this is what her husband had to say about everything. Jonathan's an out game, man. It didn't seem like the biggest threat of it. Jonathan and I were like, I guess we have to kiss now. Is that what happened? Close the loop. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know. I knew a homie like that that used to fake gay just to get all, just creep out with the girls. Right. Isn't that like the premise of Juana Man? Yeah, kind of. For sure.

Let me see. You try that on, stupid. Hurry up. Let me see. Turn around. That doesn't look good. I don't believe that. That would work.

Because then how do you turn it? How do you flip it? I hate that dress. Take it off. So, my. So annoying. All right, let's go to our next nominee, none other than Nick Cannon. Mariah Carey's ex-husband because, I don't know if you know this, but we interviewed Mariah

Mariah Carey. We interviewed her and we talked to her about an event that happened in her life that she could never stop thinking about. And that's when she got the chance to have a moment with Tupac Shakur. There's a story of a young man that you saw driving in with. the Rolls Royce and he says Hey Mariah Yeah

He said it like Hi Mariah That would have been the power couple Of all power couples I'm telling you Mariah Like no one I wish She wishes

Yeah She dated she was I wish I'm sorry I'm here for it all I like a little raspy voice She does a little raspy voice Yes I love all her voices

I wish I love Mariah. No, I like when she's like, hi, Mariah. Because that's like how Tupac talked to her. Tupac talked to her like that. And she was just over the moon about it. She was in a relationship at the time with Tommy Motola. She was in a very controlling, as she says, very controlling marriage.

But had she not been, maybe they would have been the power couple of the moment. Our homies over there in New York, Charlemagne, they were talking about this specific story and they made a joke about it. Being sarcastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check this out. First of all, she got the next best thing, Nicholas Scott Cannon. Oh, please. One of the realest ever disrespect. Don't ever disrespect Nicholas Scott Cannon like that. Let's not even be a clown like that. I heard Lady talking about they would have been such a power couple as if Nick and Mariah weren't.

Okay, so Nick Cannon repost. There's a new feature on Instagram. You could repose. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know, I wouldn't know where it's at. I don't think I've updated even my Instagram to see that. But I guess he report. posted it and similar like on your tabs of your tagged or stuff like that yeah people can see what you've reposted he reposted that i'm thinking assuming like oh yeah they're backing me up they're saying my name but the sarcasm is there yeah yeah you can hear it too so he unreposted it and then he re-reposted it i think he just doesn't know that's the definition of i don't know how to feel about this yes yeah i'm confusion yeah so there's a lot of nominees do you guys have any any any dog in the race we forgot one

No, no, no, I know. I'm getting there. Do you guys have any? Oh, yeah, yeah, right now. I would probably go with the lonchetta girl. Yeah. What? No.

She deserves it. She took a lot of hell. She needs a W this week. Dang, no. I'm okay. Oh, good. All right. Your winner for Simp of the week for this week goes to Rose Kranzvic.

Victor! Because last night he posted. Happy birthday. Stay to my queen, my amor, my other half, Jordan. Relax. I love you so deeply. I love you so deeply I had to engrave your name on my skin. You are a wonderful mother, amazing girlfriend, and can't wait until the day I call you my lovely wife.

World loser. He loves someone. Who the hell wrote that chat GPT-ass caption? No, I love you so deeply I had it. engrave it. That's not even an engraving, by the way. Oh, that's a tattoo. What do you mean?

This is on layers of my skin. You're not made out of metal, though. You can't wash it off. Engraving would be if you went like a sharp tool. Yeah, like a needle. No, like a, no, yeah, something sharp. Okay, I'll do that when I get home.

How did she, how did she like your dedication, Art Leboe? Good, yeah, she was happy. Good? How does she like it? Good. Art Lafour over here. No, tell me how was it? What?

You won. We did. There was hell of six this week. She liked it good. She liked it good. She liked it long. I'm just waiting for him. I'm just waiting for her to repost what I post. You missed the deadline before she stopped her posting people.

She posted at 11 p.m. took it out at 6.8. She's like Nick Cannon. It was just up for the overnight shift. It's on her close friends. It's just Vic Porre cito Mick is taking it on vacation though

Yeah Yeah He's gonna eat lobe You're gonna elope I already know you're gonna eat lobe That's crazy All right Big talk to it

When she read this When she like Oh big Yeah no She was like Can you pass me The soy sauce Because we were at a sushi restaurant

You wrote it Why you were already At a sushi restaurant Guys please If you're gonna do a dedication Do it in morning. I couldn't do it in the morning.

She was right there next to me the whole time. No, what do you mean? During work. Wait, yeah. I was working. You were right next to her during the dinner, too. I know, but she was distracted with her family. I was trying to make that post all day and I just finally finished.

She was like seven. Oh, wow. You said wife. I was so happy. Oh. That's crazy. You're so great, you do. You're funny.

So are you going to pay for it tonight or what? Why? We're just getting to know it. It's a little extreme, huh? Ooh. Oh, thank you. You're like the loggia girl. You're like the lochera, girl.

I know what's funny too is that like, I think I made it out the woods for like Simper Pimp because I posted it. So late in the day. Nope, we all saw it. Hawkeyes over here. Yeah, they wouldn't go back and, like, do something that's already like... Oh, yeah. Yeah, Thursday's a deadline usually.

No, not for you. Not for you. Boy, was I wrong. All right. Let's get to it. Sip, sip, sip, sip, sip. You win, girls, you win. And I know you love it, too.

I know you... Well, you know, she love it too. It's like, wherever you go, I'll find you. And love you deeply. Well, I do. I'll find you. Me, amor. Hey, some girls

Would love to have you, Vic Like that That's what's crazy Some girls would love to have you like that That's what's crazy, dude She should appreciate you She doesn't deserve you, dog No, she does appreciate him

In her own way I'm just kidding She appreciates the security code And the A what's the zip code It's actually this card, babe The backstage access To all the cool shows I can't wait to her vacation photos

And you're not in any of them Oh my God. Jesus. That would hurt. That would. No, it will hurt. It will hurt. It will hurt in the future.

I can tell the future. That would be terrible. All right. Homie Hufflight is on the way. Coming up at 7.30. Victor, we have the Homi Hufflight on the way. It's going down. Yeah, we do.

Coming up next right now. Shortly. Briefly. Here we go. All right. Don't hold on me. Have you ever made a promise while doing the deed? Oh.

What? Look, Benny needs our help because he made a promise to a booty call that he doesn't want to keep. Oh, my goodness. We're going to help me out next. 7.30. 7.30. Don't look at me. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, only. We got you for the homie helpline. Benny needs our help. Benny send us to the and said, Brown bag, my name's Benny, and I've put myself in a dirty mess.

I've been hooking up with this girl since I met her last month at my homie's Fourth of July party. The crew knows we're hanging out. Her cousin is my homie and has told me to take care of her. Don't make it awkward. And it's been cool. But last Friday, when we're about to get it in, she stopped. me dead in my soul and said, I'm sick of doing the sneaky ish, Benny. I want to be your girl.

And I said, then be my girl. Oh, my God. She went wild brown bag. I've never had it like we did it. And right before I, you know what, I said, I love this. Smash, splash, splash. Oh, my gosh. And Homegirl said, I love you too, Ben.

Yeah, that's what he called it. Homegirl said, I love you too, Benny. Oh, I love you so much. Brown bag. That isn't what I meant. None of it is. Honestly, I asked her to be my girl because I just wanted to get it in. I hate y'all.

These are gross. But as soon as it was over, I felt sick. PNC to the max. Oh, hell now. What is that? Post macadamia nut clarity. It happens. What do you mean?

So y'all think one way And then after you think another way Oh before we're dogs Okay so before our mind is Our mind is very foggy We're not thinking straight You know at all But after oh my god

Back to my senses Where am I? What is it going on? I don't even know this girl's last name Yeah After that you're like I need to stack my bread I need to start going up like that's it Like you just get this clarity of like

You become mature again You just get all your senses back Put on your clothes and get the hell out of here, you sick woman. That's what he said. Respect yourself, girl. Yeah. Why would you even want to be with a guy like me? Oh, my God.

Mom, mom, get her out of here. Intruder. Intruder. He said, I wanted her out of the house. I didn't even want to touch her. She's been texting and texting, and I haven't, and I've texted back, but it feels forced. I want to cut it all off. My homie's going to be mad.

but I got to get rid of her. Do I just say I lied? Do I ghost her? I'm supposed to see everyone on Labor Day. Or do I just see if we work out? It was good. I don't know. It feels like I'm in an arranged marriage or something.

Arranged marriage. Did she trap me, Brown Bag? Help me out. It is not her fault. He used to give her that labor one more time on Monday. Benny. He's a POS. I don't like them.

She's talking mushrooms. position player no yes did she trap me is hilarious did she trap me as hilarious did she trap me using that moment

well yeah that moment was probably a moment like you're in the thick of things especially if you're locked locked in on eyes and you're like yeah I love yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah same same let's get to it y'all are rude

yeah I'm almost there she can have whatever she wants in that moment anything in the world oh you start making crazy promises sign up for what you sign up for what you sign up for it like you did it you're still the same person it's still you yeah but what are we even saying during like i've you know i'm gonna build you a house of my bare hands girl like you're not saying stuff no don't do that yeah i'm not an architect i've promised so many dates never happened

what do you mean you've promised so many dates like right like during yeah like what do you i'll take you anywhere like where anywhere you want to go why do you say that because they just they it's the moment that's what happens you're nasty you guys I think with down there and not with your brain. But you don't need to. What's going on your brain that you say those things? Makes it more, make them feel special. It sounds good in the moment.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to buy a house. Then I'm going to get you a driveway. Then I'm going to fill that house. The car with driveways. Wow. What a catch.

Jordan, your girlfriend. I get it, Jordan. You start saying that. Construction worker. Yeah. I'm going to buy you a house. I'll make it. But he was saying.

I'm going to get my general contractor's license. Are you like the new blender? I got you. I'm going to get you a toaster with four slots. All right. Well, during or right before it happened, she just sounded like, I'm sick of this sneaky stuff. Like, come on.

Yeah, respect me. Take me serious. He's like, I'll take you serious. And then she went wild. Yeah, she got it happened. So maybe her as your girlfriend is way better than her as sneaky. Like the stuff. Do girls not have that either?

PNC? Girls don't get that? No. Afterwards? You don't come back to your census? like, ah, pinch, fair, I stay by ya. No? I don't think so.

No. Look at their phone. No, like, I'm thinking, I'm like, no. No, there's a, girls have to. Yeah. I feel like they have to. It's called that for a reason. It's called that and it's a you guys thing for a reason.

Oh, girls can too. Maybe one or two or three, but the way you guys are saying this is a general thing. Oh, my God. Dude, and then he wanted to touch. Touch me after words. No. I guess it's our version. It's like you.

I'm in love and that's never happened. Okay. Well, I guess it's our version. You said it. A male version of the ick. As girls say like, oh, he gave me the ick. It's like the male version. Male equivalent of that.

If you give me the ick, I've had the ick. You never gave me the non-ick. And then after an event, now I get the ick. No. It's not the same thing. We're debating over something. We shouldn't be debating over. Because he told us that he was hugging up with this girl, homegirl.

He was looking up with home girl, who else was related to one of her, his homies. They were getting into it and he said, yeah, be my girl then. And then they went wild during, he said, I love this. And she said, I love you too, Benny. To hurry, that is probably the perfect night. Yeah. Yeah. The night I became his girlfriend and then he said, I love you.

and so he was afterwards he's like I don't even want her in here like probably been texting hey how's it going good infadosa yeah what are you doing nothing infadoza or busy insimosa oh it's her bett encemoza for real that's how he feels that's how he feels yes he feels like he's he's in an arranged marriage he just feels forced it feels like I don't want to do it I signed the paperwork under duress yes but I know my homie's going to be mad it was his one rule to not make it awkward i say yeah yeah it's cool it's cool and it's been cool now i'm gonna see him on labor day because labor day we can pop in up and he doesn't know what to do about it to like to lie to tell her would he tell her like hey i lied to you to get it no

no that's not that's not gonna be up to see her you can't and it's gonna be a whole drama show when you guys see her in person or should he said should i try to make it work because maybe she's the one for me i feel i would feel bad for that knowing like girl he didn't want to be with you in the beginning. Yeah, that's even worse. Or have you gone with someone that you initially were like, I don't know, and then it turned out to be love? Well, I mean, the part where he said in arranged marriages,

like, those work out all the time. I'm not going to. I don't know. Yes, they do. The Indians have weddings every weekend. I won't speak. I'm in an arranged marriage. Yes, he.

You're not in an arranged marriage. Yes, I am. The Lord put it together. Oh, my. That was good. You have me. I'm a good man. He has to hit her with the, just the good.

I'm not ready for a relationship, you know, like I'm just, I'm not there yet. My mindset, boom, and it's done. No. That's not going to work. How's not going to work? Because you said you were fine with it. Yeah. What changed?

Now it's going to turn into like, oh, so you like you just want to be with other girls. No, you just use me. Yeah, you use me. You're a liar. Why would you do that? Guess what? My cousin, your homie is going to beat you up. Ben is like, hey, your Uber's here.

She's like, I drove here. This is my house. 818 520159. That's 818 520109. Let's help Benny the butcher over here. He got with a girl and during post-nuck clarity, he figured out, hey, I don't want to be with her really. I was just saying all those things to get in bed with her. This is so gross.

And is it her fault? It is. No, it's not. Is it her fault for talking romantic to him before? It's her fault for having that good, good. Ew. That gooey, cooey. He's actually saying like, hey, she.

Should I be with her even though I don't really want to be with her to see how it works out. I hate y'all. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got your fault.

The homie help line. Benny needs our help. Benny. Benny is in a predicament, all right? He met, excuse me, sorry. He met a girl last 4th of July. No. This 4th of July.

Sorry. He met a girl this 4th of July. Everything was cool. It's his cousin's his homie's cousin. Everything's all good. They're doing their thing. All of a sudden she's like, I'm tired of being your sneaky link. We need to make it official.

And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on. He did it. Everything was amazing that night. But as soon as he did the deed. Yeah. As soon as he did the deed. Okay. I thought it was a lot.

What should be? As soon as he did the deed, he started to. to go back to a second. All right. All right. All right. He had posting of clarity after he asked her out to be his girlfriend and said, I love you during happy time.

Then he was like, uh, get her away from me. I don't want her. But he's down on like drop her. But this is also his homie's cousin. So he's like, uh, I'm about to see all of them on Labor Day. And I feel like, what should I do? Should I tell this girl I lied and I just want to get her pants? I can't do that.

Should I ghost her? Then I have to deal with her on Labor Day because I got to see all of them. And I did the number one. rule my her cousin said not to do which is make it awkward yeah or should I try it out should I get with this girl and see if maybe she's the real thing maybe it may be

how much would it be that we missed out on our soulmate because we got the ick about them too soon we gave into the ick like we're just like they're not good enough meanwhile they don't really have any bad traits we're just weird yeah right what if he actually works out and it works out

guess where it works out Yeah. He's wondering what he should do. All right, we got the homies on the line. Callie, Kelly from Lego. What's up, Cal? Happy Friday, bro. What up?

What up? Kelly. Somebody better call the Better Business Bureau because he got high pressure scammed in the heat of the moment. Like, come on. He got scared. He did ask, did she trap me?

Everything was for free. Yeah. Everything was for free. And then if she felt like that, how come she didn't say that at the beginning of the night? Right. Like, before they got drunk, Before the clothes came off, before they were in the heat of the moment, saying how she felt.

She wanted to say it right when he's not going on things. That's like going ahead and buying the time sharing just regretting it after. So he right, I wouldn't even do nothing about it. Go ahead and go to the thing this weekend. Don't say nothing and just say, hey, you know what? I need to focus on myself. That's what they say to us all the time. After they get the PNC, doesn't they see?

You know what? She could have said it in any other time. I do agree. Maybe she was nervous. That's an intimate moment. Maybe she was nervous. Maybe she didn't know how it was going to happen. Maybe she did want the best out.

For her, maybe she does want to be his girl. Yeah. It seems like it. So she didn't want it at the best time. She didn't have the courage. She didn't have the courage. Or him in her palm like she did when he's reved up. Hurry up, girl, the engine's running.

She didn't get PNC because she never PNC. She never finished? Are you saying she never finished? Maybe. That's crazy. What? Only him. Only him.

So he has to make her finish. Maybe she'll get clarity. Got it. That's all debit, no credit. We're talking about pancakes kids, by the way. Just making pancakes together. All right. Ivan.

Ivan in Alabama. Oh, there we go. Ivan. Got to tell you about it. My homie, our guy, Benny, hit us up because he was looking up with this girl. He met over at her cousin's house on 4th of July. They've been having a great summer. It's been cool.

Everybody knows. It's out there. But it's always late at night and it's always like on some sneaky stuff. And she's like, hey, I don't want to do this sneaky stuff anymore. He's like, fine, let's not do the sneaky stuff. And then she did some freaky stuff. She did stuff that he's never seen or felt before. And he loved it.

Midway through or about to like finish making the pancakes, he was like, hey, I love this. And she was like, I love you too, Benny. Mishearing. It happens. It happens. So she feels like this is the best night ever. Oh, yeah. He feels like.

like, please get her away from me. He's been short with her through text. She's been saying, hi, good morning. He's been putting GM and saying, good morning. You know? Yeah. And he's wondering, like, look, I feel like this is an arranged marriage. I feel like I was forced into this.

I don't want to go through with it. I want to cut her off. My homies and be mad. I get it. But should I, how should I end it? Should I lie to her? Should I ghost her? She's just different ways.

Yeah. Or should I try it out? There's no harm in trying it out. No, there isn't. Ivan. What do you say about this, bro? Good morning, Brownback. How would Alabama deal with this?

Well, I think he needs to make her regret it. Her? What do you mean? He needs to be like the worst boyfriend ever, most annoying. Oh. I mean, just short-tempered. I mean, he needs to make her regret it. He needs to be a winner.

He needs to hit her with an action. He needs to make her go on the road again. He needs to act like he's fighting demons. Go down and yonder. What? Wait, what? Down the yonder? What does that mean?

Yeah. Down yonder. We don't speak out of Alabama. Down yonder? Out yonder. No, he said down under. Down under? Australia?

No, down yonder. All right. Explain that. Explain it. Like over there Yeah Out yonder Say it in Spanish

Oh man I don't know I told me my Spanish That's what I'm saying Down and yonder Like just Go on and get it Yeah I get it Make her not want you

So you're telling me All this time we had crappy boyfriends They really just didn't want to be with us And they were just being crappy to us Purpously I've done stuff like that break up with them? In that moment, yes.

You just like pretend you're fighting more demons than you are. Yeah. You're just like, oh! Can't deal with this anymore. I'm going to hit myself. It's not you. It's me. My way on my top!

Y'all are horrible. They are. But you know what? Like, if you run into a like a really nice girl, she's just going to want to support you through it. It's so annoying. She's like, you know what? Yeah.

He's just going through a storm right now. Yeah, I need to be there for him. It's like, no. He needs me. It gets worse. No. This is just a tip of the iceberg, girl. I'll get way worse.

Get the hell out of here. Am I'm out. Oh, my God. I yell at that out. No one understands you, but I do. Get away from me. I'm a monster. I have other voices in my head, too, babe.

She'll feel like I found my person. We can deal with this together. Oh, hell no. We'll go to therapy together. You hear the voices? Yeah, yeah. I hear the voices. Okay, I guess those are his options.

Oh, my God. You could go there. I don't mind that from my eyes. guy try it out I'm crazy I'm crazy yeah act crazy that's all to not tell the truth y'all I'm sure girls do that too

I'm sure girls do that too act up just to try to get broken up with I act up just to get attention yeah what's the worst you've done no I just act up it's like the movie he just comes in I'm mad you don't know why I'm mad but I just want to hug

it's that that's the word that's the worst I want to tell you that I want to hug you should want to hug me stressing him, I get it, Lettie. I get it.

I don't have to tell you. The wonder is he runs for miles from no reason. He runs half marathons every Saturday. He said, I got a marathon. I got a goal, baby. How long is it going to take four days? He doesn't do that. Where are you running?

I'm doing across the country run. Now you're going to make me question he's running. Now you're going to do that. Why? Don't do that. Now you're going to do the Saturday fight. We just finish the week fight. How was your run?

I'm going to go back out there. You just got home. It's funny, Vic? Yeah, you? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Vicks.

It's hilarious to you. Yes. It's funny. Keep running home. Let's ask Jordan. Keep running. Let's ask Jordan. Let's ask Jordan.

Let's ask Jordan. Oh. Yeah. It's because, you know what? It's not the comments that burn. It's the laugh that burned. What is that? I don't know.

Let's just ask. To compare? What does running even mean? Healthiness? Sorry. Because Vic, I'm sorry, you got that. It should be this full, but I like Nikki a lot too. He's all running just to clear his mind.

Of what? You remember why Forrest Gump was running? No. To run away from his problems. She just felt like running. What problems did he have? All kinds of all. He had so many problems.

Forest. His body lost his legs. His girl didn't want him. She was being a little thotty. So what are his problems? Go. Huh? What are what is problem?

I don't know. Maybe No, no, go, go, go, go. The pinchy Wi-Fi is off. He can't make a logo. I don't know. His wife wants a hug without him knowing his wife wants a hug. His wife is mad for no reason.

And the Wi-Fi is out. And the wife is out. I can't make a logo! Then you all should be running. Y'all ain't runners around here. What more? What more? No, no, let me one more.

No, he'll be one. No, he'll be one. That's not a hallo. No, you're more. I like it. No, I don't want my... You already started. My last check today, for what?

I can't control that. Let's get it. That's like it, man. This was the time. Choose your fighter. All right, it's time to choose your fighter for these tickets to go to Disneyland and enjoy Halloween time, okay? Enjoy Halloween time at the Disneyland Resort.

The Big Pumpkin. The Big Pumpkin. Oh, my gosh. I can't wait. We're going to go out there. next weekend so I'm really excited you're going so cool yeah everyone's going right yeah yeah yeah different times different times

you guys are going yeah you said no you said no you didn't want to be a part of the team I never said that Greg is here Angie's here yeah concrete's here Vick is here I'm here Maximo and Ramona they're on vacation not together separately or maybe yeah where is Maxwell we're trying to figure out where do he go he didn't tell any of her yeah that guy do he's got to go fix some things you know he's got to go meet some people oh All right. But yeah, we have Disneyland resort tickets.

You have to choose your fighter. And then we're going to play a game. Okay? We're going to play a game. And on the line right now, we have Gary from Chino. Gary, Gary, Gary. Gary. Gary, I need you to choose your fighter.

I need you to choose your fighter. Yes, sir. I got Greg. You're going to go for Greg. Okay. Is there a reason? Two Gs locked in. Oh, maybe.

Low. No. I mean, nah, just that's the boy right there. What? That's the boy. All right. I'll take it. He's a boy?

He's a boy. He's a man. I'm the bad. Angie, I forgot to do this, but can you say why you deserve to be picked? Because I get lucky. She gets lucky, boom. I do. Concrete, you deserve to be picked for this game, why?

Because I am just good at what I do. And what is that? Yeah. Winning people tickets for the Disney. Have you won this week? Yes, I have. Yes, sir. Okay.

Victor. Why should they pick you? You should pick me because I'm the best booger here. All right. So you chose right with Greg. You chose right with Greg. So here's the deal. Here's the deal.

We're going to play guest the plan, all right? This is something our producer, I want to figure it out before she left. I'm essentially going to tell you pieces of a plan in a movie. You're going to tell me. Pieces of a plan. Who came up with that plan? Sounds good. I see it, I guess.

Can it just be the movie? This is what happens when I leave the prep up to y'all. It's on the way out. It's done on the way out. So there's a princess, all right? Okay. Are you ready? You're going to tell me who came up with this plan, all right?

Lock a girl in a tower her whole life, Vic. Lock a girl in a tower her whole life to exploit her magical hair for eternal youth. Who came up with that plan? Tangled. No, who came up with that plan? Oh, what? Who came up with the plan? Who came up with the plan?

Oh, I get it. Oh, like the character that came out. Five. The writers at Disney. Four. Three, two, one. Why is Angie the only one counting? Because, uh, what?

I can't even hear it. All right, you're on. You heard the answer should have been Mother Gothel. But it's tangled, right? I don't know. Yeah. It's tangled. I just have the answer, Mother Gossel.

But Tangle, it's not the one that did that plan. I want you out of know. Rapunzel, right? Then I left the game making prep to the team. All right, Parolead of 6, we got Leslie. Bill Jackson. Leslie in Newport. Leslie.

Who are you choosing, baby, girl? I'm going to choose Angie. You're going to excuse Angelica. She gets lucky. She gets lucky. O.C. Connect. Angie, the plan is to trap a beloved toy in a daycare prison and rule over other toys like a dictator.

Trump? What's the answer? Yeah. Who came up with a plan? Who? Five. Five. Four. Can you read it again?

Three. No. Two. One. I don't know. I was thinking pink in the brain, but that's so not. It's the dude. Say it.

Lato. What movie is that? Toy Story. Toy Story. Toys? All. Lotso. I see I wouldn't want for you, Newport.

Okay. This is hard. Mar? Is your name Mar in Moore Park? Mar? Yes, it is. Hi, good morning. Hi.

What's up, baby girl? Happy Friday to you. I need you to choose your fighter. Who you want to play this game in order to win you tickets to Disneyland. Oh, that's easy money. I believe in my boy Concord. Let's go. Easy.

You know that same question as Adjus. No, no. I was very proud of you for knowing that, okay? I'm going to describe this evil plan. And you're going to guess who came up with said plan, all right? Abduct 15 superpowered children and extract their powers to give myself ultimate strength. rank five oh what wait wait no hold on read it again two one they didn't let me read it again do you have an answer um five four three two one no little mermaid no what oh 15 who did

oh who is it who is it syndrome from the incredible syndrome 15 kids abducted 15 superpowered children and extract their powers to give myself. Trying to get Jack Jack. Sangeron. Yeah. All right. Let's go to Joshua. Joshua in Redlands.

Joshua, bro. Choose your fighter. Police. Please. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to go with the Vick. Let's go, Joshua. Is there any rhyme or reason for Vick?

Rose Kranz, Vick. Nah, listen, a lot. He seems to do pretty well. Okay. Yeah. Let's go. This is like Vic in real life. Look.

Yeah. marry a young woman become sultane and use a magical genie to rule the world Oh Five Jafar Four

Good Yes Congratulations Joshua Joshua you're going to go to Disneylandia bruh Let's go my boy I hope it rains I hope it rains

Actually just Even if it rains At Disney Latin, it's beautiful. People still go. I did it. I did it. I did it. I swear me and Nikki did it though.

It's fun. Oh yeah, we were slipping and sliding everywhere. Okay. I talk about the ride. Can we do one more? Stop. You're disgusting. There's no more that you couldn't do things are.

But you know what today is? Fun fact. What's today? Friday. Oh, yes. What else is today, Greg? Pay Day. It's the king of pop Michael Jackson's birthday today.

Yeah. Yes. And it's only right if we play tribute to the king. Oh, we're playing tribute? No, tributes. Tributes. Yes. With a mix by your old, you're truly, me.

Okay, Greg, he's about to be in the mix, and he's going to do tribute mix to Michael Jackson, okay? Stay tuned in your whip. And then if you don't like it, don't worry because E-Man's coming through at a party to do the Brownback Morning's House party and saves a day. All right? So Greg's going to give it a shot. We're going to let him see if you can get his he-he-he-he on after this, all right? It's true, Greg. It's true.

It's true. It's Power 106. What is Diaz? Good morning. Rano 6. Elis, I'm welcome for hip hop, Buenos Dias. There's some cheese me, going down.

First of all, we're going to have DJ Eman come through and bless us on them turntables. Good morning, Eman. How are you doing this morning? Doing great this morning? I know you had to kick Greg C. out of the DJ booth. I'm sorry about that.

I'm sorry to get him out sooner. No, it's all good. He did his thing. I'll give him props. Yeah. But. Just saying. He did his thing.

But. Okay, I'm waiting for the place. Yeah, we're waiting for that. I never talked about anyone's execution or anything or how sloppy it was or anything. Oh. I would never say that on there. Or the songs that he should have played instead? Yeah, I would never say that on the end.

You know, Caled it's sample. They're not. It's DJ IMA. He said what he wants. Okay. All right. Emet's coming through with the Brown Mac Morning's House party. Makes is going to come.

But first, we got some cheeseman. Angie, what would we cheesmeando about? You guys, okay, so I told you, like, what would happen if you find out that, like, your girl or your man's was to say, like, oh, my God, one day, want to marry you in like your your menisus what nemesis what okay you know what okay let's go on gosh I leave that as a button lemelisish if they just wanted to marry your C-nemony if they want to marry you're a nemenominy what would you say if she wanted to marry

your ammany bill just play the clip that means that is that like that is give her a song okay no listen okay So you guys know Taylor Swift and Trimus. No, no, say it again. Nemesis. Good, good, good. Nemesis. What did I say?

I don't know. Lemesis, I have no idea. Her English got all the barred out of time. Yeah, for sure. So Travis Kel see and Taylor Swift, they just got engaged, right? Yes, yes. But now, like, there's an old video of Travis Kel's talking about, like, he's playing a game, Kiss Mary Kill, within, like, Taylor Swift, Perry, and Ariana Grande.

And this is his answers. Kill, Ariana, unfortunately. Love you, but you're gone. And then Taylor Swift would be the kiss. And then Katie Perry. What's the last one? Katie Perry. Mary.

Yeah, Carrie. Oh, my God. I don't know if you guys know the backstory. But at that time, like, Katie Perry and Taylor Swift, they were, like, beefy. I think till this time they're beefing it. I have not seen any reports that they amended their relationship. They hate each other. Really?

Yeah, why? And they've even, like, they have their own, like, Drake and Kendrick beef. The diss is back and forth. Yes, they had their own. It's actually towards Katie Perry. Really? Yes, dude. It used to be Mad Love.

So, girl, she's fighting in the video. It looks like her. Yeah. Oh. Because baby, now we got bad blood. What is this? Like, over? It's actually, it's over dancers.

Jake Dillon Hall? Nope. No, dancers. It's over dancers. One of them took the backup dancers that the other one had on tour with them. Yeah. It's a whole thing. But then that started it, even though they were home girls.

That's ironic. I think Katie might have taken Taylor. Yeah, so Taylor was actually on tour. Then Katie came into the dancers and was like, hey, do you want to tour with me? I'll take you. And it was actually Katie that started it. Providing jobs. And then now they got bad blood and it used to be Madlove.

Wow. Hold thing. It was. Then to find out like your madman, it's like, what used to have? Well, at least he didn't say kill Taylor in that audio clip. And it's funny because, like, I guess, That's a game that everybody plays, right? With famous celebrities, you think you're never going to meet.

Yeah, you think you're never going to meet them. And then you meet them. Then you marry them, apparently, like Travis Kells. Yeah. Wow. You shouldn't talk about sweetie the way you do. Becky G. Becky G.

Yeah. Or did. Or did. Yeah, no more, no more. But that clip might be perfect. Like, sweetie, oh, I'm going to, sweetie down. There's no online proof for that. There's no online proof for that.

There is. If it was there, it was all erased. Jose has it. Okay. Thank you, Angie. Thank you for the achievement. That's crazy. That's a fight.

That is. Get that out the way before you get married, so you're not mad about it. You don't live with it later. But now Katie has that one-up on. That one thing. On Taylor, she can say like your man wanted to marry me. Oh, I know. Well, we got DJ E-Man.

Yeah. DJ E-Man, it's Friday. It's Friday. How are you feeling today? I'm feeling good. It's about to be a long weekend. Labor Day weekend. Three-day holiday.

Time and start up. It's Farr 106. Buenos Aires. Good morning. Happy Friday. Good morning. It is August 29th. Diego.

We're on Friday. I'm Lettie. That's Greg over there. Angelica. Hello. Over there. Concretto, Victor. Maximo's not here right now.

Ramona, not here right now, too. Ramona, right now. She's like, but in her face, you won't do that to our producer. You won't do. I'm just. She's relaxing. She's having a good time.

Bro. A little. And then. A coquita, no? A coquita. It's because me and her love are coquitas. She's had six-pack coquitas on my side right now. All dormitita.

All dormitia. She don't got to do with us. She don't got to do with us. It's all her labor day. Bro. What's love her? Oh, my God. That's good.

That's good. We're here. We're here. And we need to cry to hide the pain. Yes. A lot of men are in pain right now, right? A lot of men are crying. All right.

Check on your homie with jean shorts because Micah Parsons was traded to the Packers, you guys. The Cowboys, formerly of the Cowboys, Michael Parsons linebacker, he was traded to the Packers. And Cowboy fans are weeping. You know, they're wetting their jeans shorts, calling in sick to work. Y'all just wanted to hate right now. They're Jordan. Yeah. All the trolls are sad.

All the Jordan 13s are ruined. No head published today. Oh, man. Yeah, it was like everybody's upset because that was their best player. And he's arguably the best defensive player in the year. And he was traded all over a dispute with the owner, Jerry Jones. Apparently they agreed to like a number on their contract extension. And then Michael Parsons backed out, said he wanted more.

And Jerry Jones is like, that's not how I do business, buddy. We shook hands. That should be it. Yeah. And because of that, now he's gone. Too much information. Y'all are crying. You're all sad, right?

Yeah, 100%. Yeah, the fans are sad. But this is not the first time that Dallas made a bad move because they did that with Luca. With Luca. Over on the NBA side. Losers. Same city did the same thing again, it seems. They're getting their heart ripped out again.

So we got Luca in that trade and everybody was really mad at the GM for that over there. And they wanted him fired and all of that. And then NFL friends, I'm sure, fans of the, of the, of the, of the, the city are probably like, all right, at least we got, at least we got the Cowboys. And then boom, the look of your team got traded to. DALs, the DAL. It did it again, losers. Yeah.

Everybody's upset at Jerry Jones. Like really like, I follow a bunch of cowboy fans and they're like, don't talk to me for the rest of the day. You know, like they're really going through it. Well, yeah, means a lot to them. But my homie Anthony, he does say there's a salary cap. They're already committed to DAC and lamb. Mika was going to take up 40 plus mill a year.

It would put us in a strain for the next three to five years. So boom. They've been in the stream? That's why. You leave them alone, okay? You leave the Cowboy Nation alone, all right? No, it's so fun to like watch them, you know, like just cry and cry and be upset. Be kind.

It's the best thing. It's the best thing. Like, people love watching the Cowboys fail. And it's going to happen again. But I, stop. With their Michiladas in their hands. But I understand the whole, like. Like salary cap thing.

If you have so much money, you can only keep other players. You've got to let some go in order to build around the other ones. Boom. See, I learned. Wow. Wow. But that's their best player. Yeah.

And the Cowboys Nation have embraced me. I had to wear a Cowboys sweater because I lost a bet. And then everybody was like, it's so nice over here. Yeah, we're delusional, but we have a good time. Letty, you sound like a good time. You're saying that Letty, all the Cholos right now are like, oh, Letty's a Cowboys fan. Here we go. Got her.

The Raider fans. Stick the Raider fans. You guys got Vic. Oh, exactly. But they didn't tell you that they take Texas-sized L's all the time. Oh, leave them alone. Wait, so it's not bigger in Texas? Yeah, the Ls are.

He put it in hip-hop terms too. It said it's equivalent to trading away Kendrick Lamar for YG. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. But now I get it. And 2026 and 2027. Oh, it's like saying, here, we'll give you Kendrick. Give us YG plus the 2026 and 2020s. 27 double excel freshman to be named later.

Like it's not in the, it's not set in stone with the future hole. Yeah. Yeah, they could get good players. Yeah, got it, got it. I guess they got two other players, right? Yeah, but. And those two players could be great or they could be mid. Throwing a little zane, that man.

That's a little zane. But the problem is like none of those players, it's very unlikely that any of those players will be as good as Michael Parsons. Because he was like. He was like a one-of-one talent. Like it was once in a generation. Generation incredible. Like losing, okay, gotcha.

Like losing Luca. Which they did. Again. All right, that must hurt. That must hurt. Or Charlotte trading Kobe. Losers. How did that work?

They got him in the draft? Yeah, so they drafted him, and then they traded him for Vladi Divac. But I guess at the time they didn't know he was going to be what he was going to be. Yeah. Yeah. It was like, oh, a 17-year-old kid for an established, like, borderline All-Star. Vladdi-Div. They thought it was a good.

We went out. We went out on that. Heck yeah. They traded for the now. The Lakers traded for later. Yes. So that's what the Dallas did. Exactly.

They traded for the later, the maybes. Maybe. Perhaps. Okay. All right. Well, some home girl want to be traded by her friends. What's going down with Zoe Kravitz?

Zoe Kravitz keeps accidentally drugging her friends, you guys. What? What do you mean? She keeps accidentally doing it four times. Wait. She did it four times. Okay. Explain it full.

So she's been, she's been filming. filming the Batman 2, right? She's Catwoman and the Batman 2. And while she's gone, she's a very good friend. She lets her friends stay at her place. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, so they go in there and, you know, they raid her fridge.

They ate some chocolate bars that were mislabeled. They weren't labeled at all. They were just chocolate bars in the fridge, right? Apparently, they had some mushroom, magic mushrooms in there. And they started hallucinating, right? And you would think she would learn maybe after the first time that happened. but the problem was friends went and staying there they didn't go in a group like one friend went at one time another friend went at another time different random instances exactly and it happened four times you guys

they're complaining yes they started hallucinating that's fun yeah that's crazy well when you want to do it yeah but not when you want to just a chocolate bar i guess when you didn't know it was gonna hit you you don't know what happens what's happening yeah but it happened four times accidentally And then she was like, well, they shouldn't have been rating my fridge and eating unmarked chocolate. I mean, she's right. That is true. It kind of reminds me of like when your mom, Vic, actually made you tea and it was something else. She put a honey pack in my tea.

It was like a great time. And you were all sick and all pierrot at the same time. She said I couldn't find any honey, but I found some packets in there. So I put it in there. What a nice mom. I couldn't tell her the truth until later. It was very embarrassing. That's gross.

On the radio. Until you were doing a headspin. The other one. Coughing up a storm just. So I never accidentally ate something. No. I on purpose ate something but didn't want other people to know. I think I was embarrassed that I had ate it.

So I was trying to pretend, huh? Dog food? No. Like one of these. In those. Oh, that's not. What? That's concrete.

Never mind. It's like just me. Keep going, please. But I'm not like, I don't partake in those activities regularly, so clearly it hit me harder. And I was trying my best to just act normal. And I remember it was me with my friends at the time. And we had went into the Best Buy.

And I just, I was everywhere. I had taken an edible, edible gummy, but I didn't want to say anything. I don't know. I felt like I would be judged. That's the best. No. And then we went into Best Buy.

And I just remember, like, they had to put my number because I had a number at Best Buy, and I was just forgetting my number. And I was probably there just staring at it, and they're like, are you okay? It was just the whole thing. It was very frightening in my mind. You got to ride the dragon, man.

No, but I did ride the dragon, but I was trying to be regular. I didn't want them to know. Remove your card. Yeah. I literally just pressed like 8, right? Because 8-1-8. Yeah.

And then I'm just thinking about different things. you get lost in your thoughts. You're like stuck. My friend had to be like, all right, you're going to leave you. It was the whole thing. I just,

I'll never do that again. And I just just told them that I was going through a lot. Oh, I felt very judged. I feel like it was, I didn't have the friends that were thinking.

You were cool. Yeah, yeah. I was really young one time. I accidentally took some of that stuff on purpose also. And then I looked at my homie

and he became a table. What? I hallucinated that he became a table. What? Yeah, I looked them dead in the eye and then he just became a table. and he was laughing and I was like bro you're a table right now and he thought it was hilarious

that he was a table yeah I had a bad trip yeah what was it yeah what was it uh I don't know it was like some kind of tea or whatever and uh tea yeah yeah dude my dad caught me trying to pee in the in the refrigerator nice okay nice yeah it was pretty bad and then he he he he was like tas bien and I was like where are you from essay no deal He just thinks you're a little bit, umpoc. Yeah. I remember I took the lint out of my jeans and I threw it on the ground. I was like, spiders!

Y'all was that age. Y'all never were trying to hide it from someone. I was like 13 or something. Oh, okay, okay. I had the worst trip of my life was. I took too much of it, right? I thought I poop myself. Like, I lost feeling in my legs where I was like, yo, like, something's happening.

Like, something's happening. And it felt like I poop myself. Like, it felt like my full leg. And I had to grow up the throat. time check my pants like if I was a baby that's how like if I was a baby lifting your legs up like why would you just check it yourself how am I supposed to look and like behind myself and check go to the restroom she even like put her hand down there too and everything and you still left her dog yeah she was down for the brown she was down she was down

yeah I haven't had like a weird trip like that I promise I haven't no nothing like that take this right here well hurry up Live life, Angie. Even mine was nerdy. At least I had one. Live life. Yeah, no, I haven't like, the most that it was, was like maybe like I was in sight though, but I was in bed. And then I was just like my head got really heavy that I couldn't lift it up.

Oh, it's so boring. Yeah, someone send over some LSD. Mushroom. Bring it in. Bring her in. Send her to toe. Send her the toe. Yeah.

Look a toe. We're kidding. We're kidding. Don't do drugs, kids. Don't add at all. Kid Cuddy just said that to him. Yeah, good, good, good, good, good. All right, well, that was shout out to Zoe Kravitz for doing that.

Oh, yeah, shout out Zoy Kravitz. Okay, before we get out of here, I wanted to do guest's celebrity with y'all. Okay, so we're going to play a piece of a celebrity voice and you're going to tell us who it is, which celebrity it is, all right? All right. All right. Tell me who this is. The idea that we are alone in this vast expanse of the universe is a pretty narcissistic thing to think. So yes, I'm coming out with it.

I believe in aliens. Thank you. Dang. What's her name? What's her name? She's white. What is she in? What's in?

Superhero movie. She's in a superhero movie. Don't Google. He Google. I can't think of your name. I can't think of your name. Sarah Jessica Parker. No.

The idea that we are alone in this vast expanse of the universe is a pretty narcissistic thing. That part gave it away from me. Scarlet Johansson. No. Damn. No. There. It's in the part of the universe.

Oh, Sir Michelle Geller. No. Emma Stone. Emma Stone. Jules from Superbad. Yes. What's your name from A plus? Or was it A plus?

I don't know. She was in the... Easy A. She was in the first movie. Which is a chess movie, which I really like. It's about chess. I'm in her... Oh, yeah, I never saw that one.

It's really good. It's super tight. Okay. Emma Stone. She believes in aliens. She's just like us for real. All right. What about this one?

What about this one? What about this one? I have such bad resting face. Everyone thinks I hate them. I know it and I know it because I see it in my mother as well. Come on.

I know that one. That's the little girl that does like world the humanitarian stuff. No. What's her name though? I don't know. The humanitarian girl.

I'm going to go to that. The little humanitarian girl. Yeah. Don't stop doing this. Stop using your straws. Shut up. Yeah. Shut up.

Yeah. That turtle should be. I ate it. Yeah. Turtle sucks. She does suck. Wait a minute. Not ninja turtles.

No, not ninja turtles. I like turtles. Yeah. Okay. Oh, sorry. What's her name? The humanitarian girl? I couldn't find her.

What are you doing? I did, but it was just people like, no. It's a specific girl. It's a, I'll look it up, Angie. Play one more time. I already know who that is. No, young girl that.

Humanitarian, globalist. That wants to. Save. To Greta Thunberg Greta. There you go. Greta Thunberg. Is this Greta? I have such bad resting

B.g's face. Everyone thinks I hate them. I know it. I know. I don't know. She's English. No. No, she's not. She's a Latina mommy.

She's Spanish. She's Genoa Tegra. Yeah. I thought that was her, but I was like, no, too obvious. She sounds like Greta. What? Jenna don't sound like Greta. I have such bad resting bitch face.

Everyone thinks I hate. them I know it and I know it because I see it RBS. Where's she from? Where's Jennifer? She's from Palm Springs, I think. She's a Athena. What is she? Come on.

I don't hear it. I don't hear it. I don't hear it. Yeah, she does. She has an accent. Oh yeah, she's from Palm Desert. Four, that's not a Palm Desert accent. It is it, it.

But she's been acting since she was really young. She's trying to act like she's not. I have so bad resting face. Everyone thinks I hate them. I know it and I know it because I see it in my mother as well. It's like...

You are not from... She does not sound rectress. You can't take her serious. You would never know. Bullocks. All right.