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The more brown bag, the better.
Come on.
It's paro-1-6.
Buenos Aires.
Good morning to you.
We're on the fourth.
We're on the fourth.
Yep.
Yes, we're on September 4th.
September 4th start of the NFL season.
Oh.
Angie, what sweater do you have?
It just says Ellie.
Oh, nice.
Couldn't find my, I don't care, sweater of NFL.
Oh, okay, okay.
We got our Chargers fan in here.
Yes, we do.
We got a Packers fan.
It's packed out.
A little time.
Go Pat, go.
We got a Raiders fan in here.
Raiders!
Running's background.
Fake Raiders.
We got a Titans, Cowboys, Rams, cheesehead.
And Broncos fan.
And Broncos fan.
I never had a team, guys.
It's okay.
I never had a team.
They were gone.
They were in a...
Everybody left.
You're a little orphan.
So I'm a little NFL orphan.
It's okay.
You're waiting the wrong football.
Well, you guys said white football.
The white football, right?
You mean Euro football?
Yes, this is, what are, what is it?
Arsenal.
They're the white football players.
Aren't they?
That's football.
That's soccer.
You said white football.
That's footy.
Okay, well.
This looks like my cowboy stuff.
And you ramp stuff too and your Packer stuff?
Well, look, keep it here because on the way we're going to let you vote for what team
concrete should root for this football season, all right?
It's going to be great.
It's going to be great.
Is it going to be?
They need to make a really good case for each team.
They're not.
They're going to make a good case of why you shouldn't go for other teams.
That's great.
They're going to just diss other teams.
What's up, bro?
I asked them, I was like, why do you have a Titans jersey, first of all?
Like, yeah, why do you own a tag?
Y'all don't know about that era.
Y'all don't know about the era.
George.
No, Eddie George.
I was still in high school.
I wore this at some point.
at Polytechnic high school
That was one of the flyest
jerseys that you could own
along with Javon Curse.
At the time.
At the time.
At the time.
It was like 2001.
2003?
Two around there?
You got to be there.
I know.
I always wanted that jersey.
Yeah, this is when I had the, you know,
the taper with the spikey with the spikey
and then, you know, the little fiber.
Did it fit like a dress bike thing?
because you were thinner back then.
This fits you tight right now.
This is fitting me, yeah.
Yeah, it's a little snug right now.
Did you buy it now?
No, I've had this since I was like 17.
So you're a Titans fan, bro.
No, it was a fashion accessory.
No, this at the time was a fashion and they used to, blue jeans with the
501 denim.
5.1 with the brown tams.
Killed them every time.
Question.
Is that tight ends like for Kelsey Follerton or for like,
Remember the Titans.
The Omens.
For none of those.
Oh, neither.
Tennessee Titans.
It's in time.
No.
It's okay.
Remember the Titans?
We're going to pick his, as a Los Angeles,
we're going to pick whatever team Concrete goes for, okay?
We're going to do a vote live on air coming up on the show.
We also have Chris Brown tickets, tickets to see Chris Brown for you.
But right now, let's get into the weather with Concretto.
And now the weather.
Oh, hell my dog.
With Concrete.
each storm.
What's up,
Ferritus.
It is going down
for Thursday,
September 4th.
There's going to be
some monsoons hitting.
What?
Monsoons hitting.
Not here.
To offer the people
of Arizona out there
in New Mexico,
they're going to be getting
some really bad stuff,
guys.
But if you have family members,
then I'm known to hit up
Costco and get some waters.
First, we was matching
to the city of Bermuda dunes,
classy, hot, and hell of foods.
Bermuda.
Bermuda Dunes.
Bermuda Dunes.
Bermuda Dunes, where it's
classy, hot, and there's hell of old foods.
Retirees today will be filling the heat at 97 degrees.
Yeah, we stand and salute our troops in Camp Pendleton.
You're going to be hotter than a Cholo wearing a Pendleton.
Your hat will be 84 degrees.
And that was a special request from some of our troops out there in Camp Pendleton.
Next, we bend the 210 and hit the city of Sunland.
You're going to be feeling like you're in a dungeon and 92 degrees, Perritos.
And lastly, we hit the city of Claremont, where it's going to be hot enough to open up your pores,
have the ladies smelling your fair moan at 94 degrees.
Fun fact about Claremont, still fresh after the release of his debut album Doggy Style, Snoop Dogg spent $660,000 on his first house in 1984, February 13th.
Wow.
What?
And now those houses, yeah, 94, 94, 94.
94, 95, right there, 94.
And now those houses are worth more than a million dollars up there, guys.
Wow.
in Claremont.
I can't even,
I couldn't move
there end now.
Is that when he said
I got a house
out in the hills
right next to Chino?
Oh!
That's right?
That's right?
Yeah, right?
No, that would be
Diamond Barno.
Maybe, I don't know.
Claremont, Montclair,
I don't know.
Hills, whatever.
That hill, this hill.
Whatever it is, guys.
Look, check it out.
Again, Bermuda Dunes.
You're going to be 97.
Camp Pendleton.
Shout us to the troops
at 84.
Sunland, 92.
And Claremont.
You'll be 94, Peritos.
It's been your boy, Concrete with the weather.
I'm Brownback Morning's.
Power 106.
Let's get it.
All right.
It's a little bit of this.
Oh, I make money moves.
And a little bit of this.
Start of the NFL season.
We got people, though, that are going to either be more broke or be not as broke,
depending on what team they root for.
All right.
This all is based on the pricing of the food over at the different NFL stadiums.
All right.
And I just got a low-key.
what are the Buffalo Bills?
Upstate New York.
Upstate New York?
Horrible.
If you're a Bills fan, I'm so sorry
because you're going to have no bills.
A hot dog, price of a hot dog
at this NFL stadium for the Buffalo Bills,
1125.
This is more than any other stadium
and any other team in the league.
Right next to it, number two, the Raiders.
10, 26 per hot dog.
And you got a thing.
People don't just eat one hot dog.
No.
My husband's a type that gets two.
So it's like right there,
that's a 20.
book meal that's not even counting any fries
that's not counting any drink or none of that
that's a lot. I'm so sorry. Let's go to the other end though.
The Atlanta Falcons
$2 for a lot of God.
Nice. They love glist in Atlanta.
That was Maximo.
Those are expensive though.
Those ones are going to cost you too much.
The Falcons are a good team too, no?
No.
Oh, they're not?
No, they were.
They were for a while.
I feel like people love the Falcons.
They fell off.
And like the cost of living is super affordable in Atlanta so that makes sense.
And their team sucks.
So it's like, okay.
I don't think their team sucks sucks sucks.
It does.
It does.
They don't have a quarterback.
No, but we suck in spectacular fashion.
I know, but Raiders suck and then 1026 for a hot dog.
Like, it's not making sense.
It doesn't at all.
And the tickets are super overpriced too.
But because other teams will always want to come watch their team play
in Vegas.
Yeah.
That's why the prices are so high.
It's also Vegas.
Let me talk to you more about this Mercedes-Benz Stadium where the Atlanta Falcons play.
It's actually an incredible menu.
They got $2 for like a lot of the stuff, $2 Coke, $2 water, $2 pretzels, $2.00 popcorn, $3
$3.00, $3.
Like, it's very affordable at that stadium.
They actually said you could feed four for $28.
And it's four hot dogs, four waffle fries, and four soft drinks.
Like, they're putting it together.
for fans.
I love that.
Shout out to that NFL.
The Angels, huh?
Yeah.
The Angels like,
17 tickets for 44 bucks,
17 hot dogs,
17 parking spaces.
You're right.
Who's the team with the orange helmet?
Cleveland Browns.
The Browns?
Yeah.
The oranges.
They got orange helmet?
Yeah.
Why?
Okay, all right.
I don't know.
I don't know sports.
$3.41.
See?
That's America.
That's the America I want to live in.
Their team is decent.
Yeah.
Crackers, right?
Right in the middle, $5.37, right in the middle of, like, the highest and the lowest.
Of our fans.
That we got.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about the Titans?
I'll let me tell you.
I'm trying to go, because it's all based off their little locals.
I'm like, which the Titans?
What about the Redskins?
Wait, what's the Titans logo?
Little.
It's like a tea.
It's an oiler.
That makes more sense to me.
I got you.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, never mind.
It used to be the Oilers.
Then they became the Titans.
They're 630.
Oh, 630.
$6.30.
$6.
Close the 30 cents.
Oh, that's not bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, sick.
That's not too bad.
It's not too bad.
That's not an expensive hot dog, though.
Anybody else?
Anybody else, your favorite team?
The L.A.
Rams and Chargers, 10 bucks.
They're right under the Raiders.
The Raider fans, too.
They got to pay for resort fees to get a hot dog.
Cowboys are $750.
Oh, that's good.
That's not too bad.
That's not too bad.
Looking number seven?
It's Texas more affordable.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
That's America's team, buddy.
You watch your mouth.
What's America's team?
Are you a fan of them, too?
I don't know.
You're just defending every team?
Yeah.
We're still trying to figure out what team Concrete is going to rule for.
Feel free to put your vote in.
I love the Bay Area.
49ers.
What?
You know how people have split personalities?
That's how, like, con is with, like, football.
Y'all better watch your mouth about the Seahawks.
You can get a hot dog in San Francisco for $9.
Nine bucks.
Okay.
Okay, here's my thing, because I was assuming.
And you got to eat it quick.
not they'll steal it from you.
If not they'll break into your car and steal your home.
Save money, y'all.
Watch it at home.
Watch it at home.
Don't go to these stadiums.
Unless you're a falcons.
Make your own wieners at home.
Oh, gosh.
Unless you.
Free glizzies at the crib.
Free glissies at the crib.
All right.
Cowboys are playing today, no?
Yes.
Yeah.
That's right.
Cowboys and Eagles.
America's team, baby.
Let's get it.
Oh my God.
I think Concrete is leaning towards becoming a cowboys fan.
Wait, who are they playing?
The Eagles.
Oh, let's go, baby.
Let the Eagles soar today, too, man.
Oh, my God.
He's wearing like seven different.
America's team against Kobe's team.
Yeah, he's wearing seven different NFL teams on him.
Yeah, he's everybody's girl right now, but he can be yours.
The high is bitter.
The high is bitter.
We're going to vote for what team Concrete should root for coming up, right?
So Concrete's here.
I'm Lettie.
I'm here. Gregory is here. Angelica's here.
Maximo's here. And Vic is back.
Yeah.
Wow.
Vic, I'm so glad you're back because I just kept playing.
I just kept playing this anytime we were like, hey, Vic, what do you think?
When you weren't here.
I heard that I was responsible for almost killing two people.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
And I couldn't really dispute it.
I was like, oh, yeah.
Yeah, you didn't say me.
Yeah, because you're right.
Yeah, you guys are right.
Okay.
Sorry about that.
How was Cancun?
Or no, Tulum.
Are you engaged?
No.
Why do everybody think that?
That was the perfect place to do that.
You got spoiled.
You ruined it.
Yeah, but I did have violent vomit and explosive diarrhea.
Oh, that's amazing.
So I got that.
I came back with it, so I still have it.
They say, you know, sometimes you bring things with you on vacation.
I still have it.
That's Montezuma's revenge.
Or left it over there.
Montezuma's revenge.
I was thinking that.
It was like my colonizers.
Yep.
ancestors.
Supposed
Montesuma's Revenge is
why
because what they did
to the Aztecs,
they were like,
okay,
now you're going to get diarrhea.
I definitely felt that.
That's just not a roller coaster?
No,
everything has an origin, baby.
Wow.
I thought it was a rollercoaster.
No, I was like,
wow, I love that.
Yeah, it got me good.
How was it?
But it was cool.
It was cool.
I like to.
Besides the waterworks
is coming out of your booty?
Yeah, it's really
it's really beautiful.
It's really beautiful.
The spot I stayed in
was like the jungle.
It was pretty cool.
But also made me appreciate America and I love L.A.
and I wanted to come back.
Wait, what?
Because, bro, I'm getting bit in the jungle all day.
It's like, it's a lot.
It's a lot.
Because you're getting bit in the jungle all day?
Yes.
By who you grow or was said?
No.
No, I'm getting a mosquito bit.
Don't you in a resort?
I thought you were in the bathroom.
Yeah, what?
I know.
Stay in the jungles.
Yeah, what are you got diarrhea?
I know.
Anytime I'm in Mexico makes me appreciate my roots more.
I like how you're like, oh, well, you two.
You went to Mexico and you're like, wait to get back to America.
You know why Tulum is so expensive nowadays and Americanized and it's $50 to go down the street.
And I was like, man, like, I don't know if I'm going to go back, to be honest.
Really?
That bad?
I didn't have a terrible time, but it was just like, I think I could go somewhere else next time.
You know what I'm saying?
Respectfully, I'll all respect to your story.
I'm gonna need you to step outside.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what it was.
I am choking again.
He's been dying for like time.
I don't know what it was.
I'm so sorry, dude.
Are you trying to make fun of what happened to my lucito?
No, not at all.
Not at all.
I actually felt really bad about that driving home that I didn't go harder.
You're upset.
You still owe us coffee.
No, I'm serious.
Why?
Why?
I didn't make you cry.
My son.
choked at school had to have the Heimling maneuver done on him and thank you to people I reached out to me on DM.
Listeners were like, I cried with you letty.
See?
I cried with you too.
No, you didn't.
We were laughing really hard.
No, no, no, no.
I feel for Lysito and we're going to send him a little Roblox card later.
Oh, that's so sweet.
You know, concrete is the best.
The Roblox card.
All right.
Let's get you to Simper Pimp or Pimp.
B-I-M-B.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Okay, we got a special SIM today.
You know, it is the start of the NFL season.
Yes, it is.
And today's Simp nominee is Josh Allen.
Quarterback of the Buffalo Bills, Josh Allen,
was recently interviewed about, well, his wife,
he admitted to being the second most talented person in his family.
What?
But when we watched it at the premiere, I was crying at the end.
Like, I was just so proud of her.
Like, I get emotional thinking about it.
But it was a pretty cool experience.
So that he was talking about,
they were talking about sinners.
on the interview and when he
mentioned his wife and they brought up his wife
which was a star in sinners
he mentioned that
he cried during the movie
however in sinners
there's scenes where his wife
is all up on Michael B. Jordan
this is wild to me because I didn't know
Josh Arlen for the life of me
I know Haley Steinfeld and I was telling you all like
she looks so good and sent like they did an
incredible job her and Michael B. Jordan
and then afterwards you're seeing
interviews with her and Michael B. Jordan
and they're just like, she's talking about
him on the red carpet and just like playing
with you. Go away. We're talking
about you. I want to see everything
that she wants. Like, come true. I can't
wait for the world to like see her.
Like, I know she is.
I can't wait. I can't wait.
The chemistry. He did.
He said, I can't wait for the world.
She's right there to see her how I know
she is. What? Okay.
So then I'm like, oh, they must be together.
They must be talking. He's a single man. He's like
one of like Hollywood's most like eligible bachelors
has been the sexiest man alive
according to like of the magazine
All of that guys, Michael B. Jordan.
Nick said that too.
We get it.
But then y'all are like, dude,
she's married to Josh Allen.
So it's trippy that she's all this way
with Michael B. Jordan.
Meanwhile, her man is an MVP.
Yeah, he was the NFL MVP.
He's a top three quarterback at least
if he's not the best quarterback in the league.
And he's worth like $70 million.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy because when they were rolling out the movie, the chemistry they had on the carpet, everyone was confused about the situation.
Haley and Michael B. Jordan.
Yeah, Haley and Michael B. Jordan.
And for Josh Allen to go on an interview and say that he cried, I'm trying to figure out if he's crying of happiness or he was crying.
She did such a good job.
When we watched it at the premiere, I was crying at the end.
I was just so proud of her.
I get emotional thinking about it, but it was a pretty cool experience.
Bras.
Brose, she was riding Michael B. Jordan
In the movie.
She's doing so good.
Wow.
I swear to God.
There's like bed scenes in that movie.
It's a vampire movie.
I don't know that they never really had a bed.
Even worse, it's not on a bed.
It was on a whole little back area of a club.
They got down in dirty, does.
Then she turned one of Michael B. Jordan's into a vampire.
Yeah.
It was a whole thing.
Wow.
It was sexy.
Yeah.
Okay, but Hot-Tink.
She did an okay job.
I didn't leave that movie theater being like, oh, my God, this was the most incredible performance.
She did a great job.
Michael B. Jordan played two characters, did incredibly.
Yeah, they both did a great job, but he don't have a girl that can talk about, oh, yeah, I was crying.
That's his wife.
He has to be supportive like that.
Yeah, you did so great.
So proud of you.
You're an emotional thing about it.
Not even just that.
It's Michael B. Jordan.
Yeah.
It's not just any actor out there.
That's your girl's coworker, dog.
That's like, blur.
Flirting the whole time.
Yeah.
And they were on set for who knows how long.
Then they got to do the promo for who knows how long.
We ain't doing this.
Yeah, it's just work.
Remember they said, I'll never forget those New Orleans nights just us too.
Like, ah, that made me so mad.
I remember listening to the audio clip getting extra angry.
Well, Josh Allen is not.
So I can't be, I guess, right?
Because even when they interviewed him, like you said, Maximil, they're like,
how does it feel being the second most successful person in your marriage?
And he's like, it's true.
Yeah.
She's the best.
I'm just the MVP.
Okay, well, you kind of have to say that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think you believe that, though.
And then proceeded that, I cried to her beautiful work and sinners.
She can't front flip into the end zone.
She is not as talented.
Yeah.
That's true.
She can not throw an 80-yard football, like.
She flipped onto that.
No.
Beach.
Oh!
She can ride her way to the end zone.
Yeah, she can.
Yeah, she can.
Oh.
Oh.
She can't go ahead first of the linebacker, but...
Who's better in the sack?
Oh.
Victor.
Okay.
All right.
So is this simple Pimp of Josh Allen to have said, yeah, you know, I love my wife.
I support her.
I cried to her latest movie.
Said movie, she's legit.
Like having intimate scenes with Michael B. Jordan.
Again, crown the sexiest man of life.
And then on the first.
red carpet.
They're like playing with each other like they're like flirting.
No, you be quiet.
Like, you be quiet.
Yeah, it's like the camera stopped rolling a long time ago.
Is Josh Allen Simper Pimp?
Yeah, he's Simp for sure.
Why could I would have been like, I never even saw that movie.
I like, I love them pitch perfect.
I don't even know what she was in that one.
I don't think she was.
I don't think so.
I don't think she was confusing his white girls.
Yeah, he is.
Anna Kendrick.
Interchangeable.
Yeah.
No, definitely not.
This one is amazing.
They're both amazing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We can't hate on that.
From the guy that's wood a white girl.
True, true.
True.
I can't deny that.
She's white.
Yeah.
Syriish.
All right.
Sim.
Sim.
Sim.
Sim.
Sim.
Sim.
That's right.
You need a homie or need some help?
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Joaquin needs our help.
Okay.
All right.
Joaquin sent us a DM and said,
Brownback, I am desperate.
I need you to save my daughter's baptism party
before it turns into a full-blown novella.
Ooh.
All right, he said, let me tell you about my op,
a.k.a. my neighbor.
Nosey, banzona, and angry at the world.
I think she needs to get laid.
Oh, my gosh.
From the day we moved in two years ago,
she's been nothing but a headache and a hater.
Since we moved in, she was rude and had the audacity to put cones out blocking off public parking like she owned the entire street.
I hate when people do that.
Oh, man.
That led to me almost throwing hands with her husband.
From that moment, it was war.
And I'll admit, I kind of became a Karen too.
I even got her car towed once.
Dang.
But when her husband passed away, things shifted.
She became even more grumpy and petty.
I tried to hold
I tried holding back
because I felt sorry for her
but peace never lasted
two weeks ago
she called animal control on me
because my dogs barked too much
the fact she did that
when she also has dogs and her cats
walk all over everyone's property
is crazy
but Brownback I need to make peace
with her ASAP because my daughter's baptism
is around the corner
and this isn't just a party
it's a family flying in
It's family flying in from far away.
Money spent.
DJ, dancing, and memories that my daughter will carry on forever.
I just feel my neighbor's going to ruin it by calling the cops.
He said, I want to swallow my pride and invite her, but I don't know if I can trust her.
I need help.
My family's already wild and dramatic, and they know the things she's done to us.
I can't let her ruin my baby's baptism.
Help me, Brown Bag.
The dog?
What kind of dog is it?
I don't know.
There you go again, with your miniature pincher.
Is it a miniature pincher?
I think it is.
Hey, by the way, all the miniature pincher owners out there, you are seen.
You are seen now.
I know everybody talks about the chihuahuas and the Yorkies and the pit bulls.
The miniature pinches is your time to shine.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, you kind of look like one concrete.
Oh.
Those are pretty, those are little, those are supposed to be, those are miniature of, of,
pinchers.
Yeah, the bigger ones.
Big pincher.
Yeah, yeah.
The Dobermans, right?
The big pincher.
All right.
There's neighbor drama.
Neighbors hate each other, but there's a party coming.
You already know the way's gone back and forth.
Caps are going to be called.
Cubs are going to be called on you at 7 p.m.
It all started with Cone.
How do you get that neighbor you hate to be cool with your party?
This reminds me of like your neighbor.
Your neighbor.
My neighbor.
Your old neighbor.
Oh, she was never cool in my parties.
Oh, I mean, but I remember one time we walked over and tried to give her food.
Oh, to make peace.
We tried our best.
We sent my white homegirl too.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We sent her home girl Laura.
Everyone loves Laura.
Yeah, yeah.
No, she didn't.
No, she was, she's mean.
Yelling at the kids to get off their grass.
I remember the first time we, we, like, the first year we had moved in there.
And clearly it's like, it's a really nice neighborhood.
Yeah.
We were pregnant.
So we had our baby shower for our son Jorgeo,
and everybody came through.
To be fair, yes.
My husband knows a lot of crips.
So, and a lot of cholos.
Like the homi ureiro, baldy, tatted up, all of that, right?
So it was just a mix, and it was an eclectic bunch, right?
And I guess we were trying, everything new to the neighborhood,
invited the neighbors, she didn't come.
The next day, I guess, because we had a jumper in the front,
there was a coke can, right?
Okay.
That had fallen into her, like, yards in the front.
Yeah.
And she literally held on to that Coke can and then told my husband,
is this the type of energy you're bringing to the neighborhood?
Wow.
And we're like, oh, my gosh, she hates it.
Fruit toast, cern syrup.
Yeah, but she kind of meant that, oh, kids that don't know how to pick up after themselves.
And then the mix of people that came to our party.
Wow.
She was just horrible.
I would have been scared too.
That's terrible.
I guess I'm like, to be fair, but we're all great people.
Don't judge books by their cover.
You're not going to lie.
When people conned off street parking, it pisses me off, even if I'm just driving by.
Because I'm like, bro, you don't own the street.
Like, get the cones out of here.
At all.
It's on purpose.
I know.
Because they're saving it for someone else.
They're just making sure because they probably would be been upset that someone parked there.
The cone stuff specifically.
What you got to do is have everybody in the neighborhood.
turned against them like what we did in our block because we had one lady we would park in front
of her house even if your car was a little bit a little bit like blocking her driveway she would call
the cops and try to have your car towed or have a ticket it got so bad that the cop had to tell her
stop calling us because you're wasting our time oh my gosh and it went to the city all my neighbors
like petition signed and everything and she doesn't do it anymore good yeah but what if that neighbor's
homies, we should ask if that neighbor's
with the other neighbors, because that makes, that's good.
Oh, gang up with him? Respectfully,
Ms. Jackie
was friends with everybody but us.
And then the other guy next to her, Frank,
and then Frank hated her dog, so he tried to do the petition thing.
But he was also very, like, bro, he was like,
hey, can you sign this?
I'm trying to get rid of these dogs.
Like, she doesn't deserve any happiness.
And I was like, Frank.
I got to chill, Frank.
But we signed it.
No one else did.
I said, Frank, like, get this lady.
out of here.
RIP Frank, man.
He didn't make it through the fight.
He passed away.
He passed away.
But yes, how do you deal with a neighbor that just gives you so much drama?
All right.
So, Joaquin hit us up, said he's been having beef with his neighbor for about two years,
and she's nosy, and she's ponsona.
And her husband passed away, and he thought it would be a peace treaty, but no,
things got worse.
And he even tried being a Karen back to her, and he called the cops when she parked her car,
where she shouldn't have got her car towed.
and now he doesn't know what to do
because the baptism's coming up
and he doesn't want any foul play.
Yeah, I'd be mad too if I got my car towed.
Yeah, as a neighbor, if you're the neighbor,
and I'd be like, it's not helping you're calling your Ponsona.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not telling you right now.
I'm not going to help because you're going to hear this,
especially people around here.
Neighbor beef, neighbor drama is real.
Everybody's had it or has it or understands it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Greg, your whole block turned on one neighbor.
The whole block turned on one neighbor because always,
Because all we would do is barely block her driveway, barely.
And they would give us tickets.
All we would do is block her driveway.
I would get it.
If it was like a little, like if our whole car was blocking the driveway.
But it was even the license plate.
Parking must be crazy on your block.
Now it is.
They built new apartments around the block.
Oh.
You don't understand.
I crash out every single week.
Like, why are you parking it from my own?
I'm so mad.
So that's what she felt like.
No, but she swears.
She's extra.
Some people are extra territorial.
I get you.
where it's like just a little bit over
and then all of a sudden there's a big fit.
My daughter can get out of the driveway
because she needs to go to, shut up.
Teach your daughter how to drive.
Did you park in the driveway?
My cousin parked next to it.
Did you park in the driveway?
No, no.
No, no, no.
She's just being dramatic.
Okay.
I don't know.
I throw parties and people get tickets because of her.
We have really?
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
That'll do it.
That'll do it.
The back and forth is real.
All right.
But you have no accountability.
You didn't do anything wrong.
You're just perfect neighbor.
No, yeah.
I'm a perfect neighbor.
There is grumpy neighbors, though.
I had a neighbor.
I'm on the second floor, and she would, like, my building is old.
It was building like 1950.
So, like, when you walk the floor creaks, and she'd be like, yo, it's nine o'clock.
Stop running up there.
I'm like, bro, I have two kids and there's four of us up here.
That's the, that's the curse of having the apartment like that.
Yeah.
Because, loki, you can't do anything about it, but also you're noisy.
Like, I would understand both sides.
I would understand the babies at the top and be running around,
but also no one would want to hear that either.
You know, it's kind of like we get it.
She would do the broom thing.
Yeah.
No way.
And then I'll do it back.
That's rude.
Yeah, see, it just never gets, never, never, never get somewhere.
I would be a zapoteado.
But our guy, Joaquin, he wants to have a baptism for his baby.
And by the way, he did tell us what kind of dog he had concrete
because you asked about dogs.
And I guess at one point she called out of control on his dogs,
even though she had dogs, all that, right?
Yeah, it was a Yorkie and a chihuahua.
Oh, he's a yoke and chihuahua?
Oh, they're not annoying.
Yes, they are.
Now we're on their side.
They are annoying, but they're also innocent.
They're just like, they don't actually do any harm.
They just make a lot of noise.
Have you ever met a chihuahua?
Yeah.
Their whole life is harm.
They wake up, like, who's going to get it today?
There's probably a squirrel around.
They're protecting the house.
Chihuahua's are very territorial, too, with their owners.
Yorkies, too.
But they're so cute.
They're not a real threat.
Chihuahuas are, bro.
That just shows me never been impressed to one.
I have.
It almost bit my ankles.
There you go.
But, you know, I fixed it.
Man, shout out to my Tia's Chihuahua E.T.
He was a family's chihuahua.
Yeah.
Cute.
Okay.
So not only that is happening, the whole baptism thing is going down.
He must have a girl.
Yeah.
What was a girl's sake?
Yeah.
So I asked him, I said, well, what does your girl think of all that?
Because sometimes, you know, you got to get the girls involved.
Like, hey, go handle this.
Yeah.
It's a girl and girl.
It's a dude.
It would not be good.
Yeah, girl on girl.
Whoa.
But she said that my wife actually blames me because she told me not to get her car towed.
So now it's kind of one of those things that like, all right, that you, this is your deal now.
This is your Bible.
I told you not to do this and you went ahead and did it.
You didn't listen to me.
I told you what happened.
Girls are going to hold the grudge.
Yeah.
So now she doesn't want to get involved.
Because that's extreme.
You're in your car towed.
And then you know it's somebody in the neighborhood because you parked in the red.
He probably stood out like with his hand.
It's war.
It's war.
Oh, no, your car got towed.
Oh, no.
They've been going back and forth,
Joaquin and his neighbor about, like,
who does what to who, and it's just neighbor wars.
But the baptism is here.
They want to have it at the crib,
and they don't want it to get shut down at 5 p.m.
I know.
Because she calls the cops or something, okay?
So he's trying to figure out,
how do I turn this neighbor that is my complete rival
into the home girl?
What do I do about that?
All right.
Let's go to the phone lines.
We got our homie, David, from East L.A.
What's up, David?
David David
Hey with those Diaz brown bag
What's up, dude?
What's up, dude?
How are you guys been?
Amazing, how are you?
Good, man.
Everything's feeding me on with their counterwood.
Everything's feeding my dog.
I'm glad to hear you guys again.
Concrete, you sound so gorgeous.
All right, how are you in alcohol?
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate you.
You sound amazing, brother.
You sound amazing, bro.
Bro manse.
That's right, Benros.
Let's get some of what Chila's on me and you together.
What?
We need to help the homie.
We need to help the homie.
We need to help anybody right now.
All right.
How is that helping Joaquin, David?
I don't condone.
I don't condone none of this police calling and towing and all this.
I just recently had a party, right?
Like last month.
I'm not going to lie.
I got out of control.
Got out of control.
You got wild.
You know, we had the musicals there to like three in the morning.
But somebody did call the Houdas.
The Houdas came all crazy.
Anyways, whatever.
I hope I would know who called the cops
So I never befriend that
Uh neighbor because they could have came
David how are you going to help Joaquin David?
Okay so look at
Joaquin should go bust it down right and just be like
Hey, Spence out right or you know just like hey
I apologize here's half of your toll fee
And if that don't work check it out
This is probably to work better right
Because I got a cousin right
Because they said she's a big body band right
Yeah I got a prima my prima tippi
Oh that's full slam it
I guarantee you
That's what pull up.
That's a widow right there.
She's a widow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He likes them big dogs, you know?
And I know for sure.
He'll pull up.
I'll pull up rubbing his hands, you know what I'm saying?
Like bird man?
Titi, you said?
He'll come with a bib and everything, huh?
Titi?
What?
Bip and everything?
What?
His name is Titi?
Oh, that's my prima.
Yeah.
I just, I won't, eh, my friend will be he's a dirt bag like that.
This is what he waits for, like his opportunity to jump in.
Uh-huh.
Save the day.
And move down on the ones and nobody wants.
Okay, we're not doing that.
Those stragglers.
Now her husband died to get away from her.
You're crazy, David.
Oh, my God.
You're crazy, David.
This is not necessary.
That was not a bad plan.
We used to have beef with our neighbor where my dad lives, but now he's with her.
All right.
So it's, you know, it can be solved.
Yeah, it can be solved.
So he's Titi.
My dad is Titi.
Joaquin has a girl.
The neighbor's man passed away and it's just neighbor wars.
Okay, that's one option, Joaquin.
It's worth.
It's cousin Titi.
You can take care of that for you, okay?
Let's go to Cynthia in East L.A.
What's up, Cynthia?
Cynthia.
Cynthia.
It's the brown bag morning.
Come on, big of morning.
So check this out, baby girl.
It's going down pretty crazy.
Our guy Joaquin hit us up because him and his neighbor just can't get along.
There's been cars towed in their beef.
It's been animal control called in their beef.
It's so much that back and forth, they've each done something to each other.
But there's a family party that he wants to do.
He knows this neighbor is going to say something or be upset about it.
So what should he do to still have his party and not get the cops called?
because the neighbor hates him.
So, I mean, beef is beef.
You're going to have it, and like Hardy B say, it's forever.
But he needs to go and tell the neighbors that he is having an event.
He can invite them, let them know what it is, even her.
He needs to go down to his local police station because that's what they're going to dispatch, too, if she calls,
and let them know.
Legally, you can play your music from 10 in the morning until 10 at night.
Oh.
So if he can take them steps and get to it, then it's cool.
Like, you know, try to go ahead of it.
But then, like, call me a little bit dramatic because he's like, oh, my God, my baby's
going to remember me this forever.
No, she's not.
No, she not.
Girl, that's not.
I don't want to say it, but thank you for saying it.
Like, for real.
Maybe I'm going to remember.
If you ever in your life heard somebody when it was, like, five or an adult, like,
oh, remember when the priest hit me or put some water on me?
Actually.
Stopping.
The family is never.
This is for the family to celebrate.
Yeah.
At the end of the day, you grow up and you get baptized again for you and for your beliefs, your religion.
Like, you have to do it as an adult in different things.
When you're a child, you're born to stand different things, yada yada.
We know.
You know, you don't.
But it's like, you're talking about, oh, my goodness, my baby's going to.
Like, that made me kind of be us on the neighbor's side.
You got her car told, I will buy your property and then it picked you.
Like, I was.
You have, bro, imagine you find out your neighbor told your car.
You're going to be upset.
Yeah.
I would.
And I have a neighbor like that.
Like, my tires kept coming up flat, and I was going to put my car,
and the minute I heard anything or see anything, I was going to get out,
and, you know, I sew these hands.
I've had a neighbor that, like, does weird stuff,
and I just went and told my landlord, and she came behind me.
Like, it got kind of heated.
I went to tell my landlord, because I can't go back to jail.
And she is a lot.
I can't go back.
Not back.
Cynthia.
No.
You know how you try to tagging out somebody in front of authority and everything?
I'm not that one.
You're tagging out of me front of somebody.
the police, my mama, yo mama, anybody.
It's on, and I was talking to, like, talking mess and everything, I politely stopped
to my landlord, looked at her and told her I would be trouble in front of her.
She can't do nothing.
So that was cool.
So that we're cool.
So that we're cool.
That's our friends.
Cynthia.
Yeah, it's like, you just got to be the bigger person.
I get it.
It's for your baby, and it is a big thing.
I've been to my friends' babies, baptism, stuff.
It is a big thing.
Your family's going to be there.
My family, she ain't going to come over to plane with us.
You just got to be a bigger person.
Let everybody around know.
You can't advise them, including her.
Like, you know, her husband passed.
Maybe she was cool before, but he was sick, and she was just angry.
And mad because of that, I'm not just saying, like, be on anybody's side,
but take the proper steps to make sure everything goes right.
And if she calls the police and she keeps calling the police,
and it's for nothing, you could go down there and file a complaint because now you're just
sitting there wasting our tax dollars for nothing.
I mean, the police waste our tax dollars sitting there running around doing what they're.
Cynthia, Cynthia, this is a whole other conversation.
Okay, all right, Cynthia, go figure out the what time to what time.
Shout out baby girl, Cynthia.
Cynthia, you got to come back and tell us why you got locked up the first time, all right?
He's like, I'm not trying to go back to jail again.
I can't go back.
Yeah, shout out, Cynthia, man.
I agree with her, what the heck, the baby and the memories, bro.
The family.
It's the family.
Yeah, the family memories.
And photos.
Yeah.
If it's a sick end of baptism, the family will talk about it forever.
The family will, but that's not memories.
I know.
That's not the baby's memories.
What did they bro, right?
I don't know.
Maybe he was just getting into it.
My sister had a baptism and, like, the whole block got in a fight,
and there was, like, people pulled out guns and all sorts of stuff.
Oh, my God.
And, like, we always tell her about it.
Like, you remember me your baptism?
She probably feels like she would experience it from you guys talking about it so much, too.
Yeah, I hope so.
That happens.
It was beautiful.
No, it was not.
Okay.
And memories my daughter will kill.
carry forever, bro.
Photos, photos.
There's photos.
There's photos.
But yeah.
I'm like, oh, my God.
The priest duck me.
And I was like, oh.
Angie says she remembers.
I remember cutting the cake, but I was crying.
Cutting the cake?
You saw a photo.
No.
Baptism?
Yes.
I was like four.
Five.
I was five.
That makes sense.
And I remember crying specifically because I thought they were trying to kill me while
cutting the cake in my head.
That's why I was crying.
Now when they were done to you in the water.
Very traumatic.
I have five years old getting dunked into the pool.
It's okay.
Her baptism was a novella.
She grew up.
They got to do it again.
They grew up.
K-PWR, HD1 FM, Los Angeles Power 106, L.A's number one for hip-hop.
It's the homie helpline, baby.
And it's our guy, Joaquin.
Joaquin hates his neighbor.
Hates his neighbor.
Hates.
But needs his neighbor's cooperation to have this party.
As Cynthia was talking about, hey, we can legally be till 10 p.m.
Is that just in East L.A.?
I think she's in East L.A.?
No, I think that's legal, but the volume has to be low.
Oh, some sort of decibels and stuff like that.
It might vary by city, maybe.
Probably different city ordinances and stuff like that.
Because for sure, racist Ms. Jackie next to us, she called, they were there at sit,
like the sun wasn't even down and they were there.
People don't show up until 10 p.m.
That's the problem.
And if you have a DJ, you know you're expecting loud music.
We didn't, personally, we didn't have a DJ either.
We had, like, I don't know, it wasn't crazy.
Jorge puts, like, the speaker.
JBL Sonos.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the cops, oh my gosh, they were like, don't make us come back again or it'll be the helicopter.
And then what is like a helicopter?
Yeah.
I remember that.
He's like, you're going to literally waste the city's resources on a helicopter because we are having a speaker play.
playing Frank Sinatra.
Oh, I thought to be like,
No, Jorge,
just tases all over the place.
But, yes.
Oh, then they got more mad,
and then we definitely had to shut the party down.
I tell them,
sometimes you can't be screaming back at the police.
I don't know what it is about you
that makes you think
we can talk back like that,
what he?
I don't know if it's the city.
No, you can't.
It's where you live.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wouldn't.
I'm like,
I'll keep down, I promise.
All right, we got Callie and Lakewood.
Callie, talk to us.
We're trying to help walking.
What up, what up?
What's up,
I got to pull some out my brown bag right now,
my little poo-poo.
Like, you know,
where's the Green Bay fan
because they took Parsons?
I still got the burning jerks bag ready for them.
Don't save me.
What's up with it?
You got Parsons?
Okay.
Chill out.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
All right.
Okay, Kelly, I put you on hold, Kelly.
Right now we are helping Joaquin.
We will get into your cowboy beef.
with Maximus Green Bay after you give the advice.
Not what's up with it all.
I know what's up with it.
All right.
Cali.
Calamado.
You do got till 10 o'clock.
Okay.
You do got till 10 o'clock.
When the cops come, go out there with some plates like, hey, the guest of honors are here.
And go hosting them the nice fat plates and tell them they can stay.
I bet you they're going to kick in and say keep it going.
That's all you got to do.
To the neighbors?
No, to the cops.
To the cops.
Hobbs sometimes are cool like that, though.
I've had a couple of cops that were really cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's a 50-50 chance.
You go out with some fat plates and some chicken and some tortillas with some free hollays.
They go be like, yeah, what's up?
We're like, hey, we support you.
We're not like the other ones.
You know what?
Hand them baseball cards.
Like, I'm telling you, because I got them, I live in Lakewood.
And I got them neighbors.
When I first moved in, they caught the cops seven times on me on one day with a cop.
He was just like, I'm going to just let you know,
you're only black girl on this block
and somebody don't want you here.
They just told me that straight up.
I was there with my mom and I got noise complaint.
But you got till 10 o'clock,
and it has to be under a certain decibel level after 10,
and it got to be 20 feet from your house
to be able to hear the music.
So remember, you still get warnings,
but remember you're going to go out there with them plates
and tell them, hey, park in the driveway,
you can stay.
You want to drink?
They're going to be cool with it.
You can not offer you.
They can't drink, but they can eat a plate of chicken.
I don't know.
Yeah.
That's not illegal.
Yeah.
If I'm a cop and I pull up to your house and you offer me food, I'm not eating it.
That's a bribe.
It's not.
I'm taking you to jump for bribery.
Especially if I get a choronation after.
I'm like, oh, he did that to me.
He poisoned me.
Oh, yeah.
Just don't eat the tacos de Pastor.
All right.
Look, I googled it.
It says you can have an outdoor party.
at any time of night, but you need to check your local city or town noise ordinance.
It varies by town, y'all.
Saying that 10 p.m. thing sounds nice.
I swear to God, those fools were out in my area like seven.
Yeah, but you know those neighbors are going to be, like, phone out,
they'd snap pictures of anything.
And I couldn't offer the cops to food after my husband yelled at them for threatening the helicopter.
Joaquin.
Joaquin, bro.
Joaquin.
You got to hit up Titi.
You got to hit a Titi, bro.
Titi, dog.
Hey, David, are you going to give us Titi's number, bro?
Where did he stay at?
That's what stays in the hood, huh?
Yes.
David?
Hey, you know what?
Right there's the hood I'm going to be tripping on noise, right?
We've had parties to like six in the morning right there.
They're all crazy.
Bigger fish to fries.
All crazy.
Titi,
if he can be VIP, VIP over at the neighbor's house for Joaquin.
That's good idea.
Joaquin's neighbor beefish, he's a widow.
He wants to, that's only, Vig.
Their words.
Joaquin's words.
Joaquin did say that.
Yes, but you don't have to add that.
Oh, okay.
We're not going to put them both together that it's complainer and Pantona at the same time.
I think Joaquins ended up complaining.
About a panza slapping each other.
No, he's complained on them?
That is really neat, guys.
Vick, what's your New Jersey size?
I know it's not the XL you used to wear.
Oh, man.
No, honestly, I just, I lost some weight with the Matesuma's Revenge.
So what's your jersey size?
XL?
No, it's not, bro.
I need a 2X?
Two.
That would hit.
That would hit.
Shout to all the lovely ladies of thick ones.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like a JOP from Forsada, he that would say the Gordi Buenos.
Yes.
Nothing wrong.
That part, all right.
All right.
All right.
Anyway.
No, no.
Go get the permit.
Go get the dad permit.
You're not going to be cool with her.
You're not going to say sorry.
You're not going to give her a play.
You're not going to give her your homie.
None of that.
Like, let's be real.
This will not going to do any of that.
He's going to go.
He's not.
He's petty.
And he's not going to go.
That's not going to go.
The war must go on.
Hit us up where she caused the cops on you and let us know what you did back at her.
All right.
Let us know about that.
By the way, I'm wearing this Broncos jersey.
It looks kind of live.
It's not going to lie.
That color looks great on you.
It does.
Green would look better.
That is, honestly, don't think so.
I have been a Cowboys fan, rooting for the Cowboys, last season.
Because I asked the bet to my homie, Anthony, and had to wear a Cowboys sweater.
And then Cowboy Nation accepted me, embraced me.
It was so nice.
It was kind.
Everybody else hates the Cowboys.
Yeah.
America's team.
It's tough, like, supporting them, though.
All right.
Because they suck.
No, they don't suck.
I remember being a kid and they won all these Super Bowls.
That was 30 years ago, Lattee.
Yeah, it was a kid.
Great memories.
I know.
I know.
When did the Raiders win a rule?
Who was the last time the Raiders won?
I don't want to talk about that right now.
But I think like your reasoning can't be the same reason.
Like, it has, like, your team has to beat the reasoning of Cowboys.
Because if you're a Raider friend saying the Cowboys suck, it would disqualify.
Okay, well, we got to a Super Bowl in 2002.
Okay.
And that was nice.
That was, and I saw it with my own eyes.
I was watching it on TV.
Very nice.
ABC.
They lost.
Okay.
But that was seven years probably after the Cowboys.
Like we've gone.
Okay.
More recently.
More recently.
Whatever.
Whatever.
But since it is the start of the NFL season, we got to go to like the biggest new story.
That was that one fool from the Cowboys got traded to the Packers.
That's why Cali.
That's why Callie's all mad at you.
Right, Callie?
That's why you're mad at Maximo?
Because of the
Exactly.
And that Raider fan has been
83.
Y'all ain't won since 83.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Kelly was warm.
Well,
there's a new viral video
that may have you
like just your heart warm
a little bit
for the Cowboys.
Yes.
Right?
It's this little boy
going viral
because his mom's
picking him up
from school
and she makes
the announcement to him
that Michael Parsons
got traded to the Packers
and he starts
bawling his eyes
out.
Of course.
He's crying.
I have something to tell you.
What?
Mike, a person's got traded to Green Bay.
You're mine.
Stop lying.
No.
What?
Why are you crying?
Chuck, it's okay.
Baby, okay, it's okay.
Yeah, he was crying.
He was crying.
Get used to it, kids.
Yeah, get used to it.
You're a great cowboy fan.
Stop!
I saw that video.
That's America's child right there, dog.
That's an American fan right there.
You watch her mouth.
It's a Mexican kid named Chad, duh.
Yeah, he needs to learn.
Right?
He says, name, look, listen, listen.
I was something to tell you.
What?
Michael Persons got traded to Green Bay.
You're lying.
Stop blind.
No.
What?
Why are you crying?
Chad.
He does not look like a chat.
I'm sorry.
That's an American little fan right there.
No.
The Cowboys are America's team.
But I saw that video and I was like, oh my heart, my little koreso.
It's sad.
It's sad.
And you know how you guys were saying, get used to it, Vic and Maximo.
We're like, get used to it.
This is life.
Yeah.
Well, Michael Parsons actually saw the video.
Really?
And FaceTimed him and was like, you know what?
Life happened sometimes.
Yeah.
Try to cheer him up.
Listen to me.
Yo, my dog.
What's up, Michael?
What's up, man?
We need to turn on this.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry, bro.
It's okay.
It's dead.
Hey, bro.
I hope you know, just that in life, things
attachment that you can't control, but you just got to keep going.
I know you a big fan, so I'm going to hook you up with the new number one jersey.
I'm going to send that to you, but you get right.
And you know, even though you're a big Cowboys fan, I hope that you still follow me in my career.
Isn't that so?
No.
That's amazing.
No.
This is so cute.
No, he said.
He's a Cowboys fan.
He said, even though you're a Cowboys fan, like, I understand that.
And then it made me feel like, dang, Michael Parsons probably didn't want the trade.
Because he's like, you know, things happen you can't control.
No, but he's adjusting well because the minute that he leaves the Cowboys,
he's already not upsetting fans.
He's a winner.
He's already like providing, you know, happiness to fans.
So that's good.
This just made me like again, when I say Cowboy Nation, they're kind and sweet.
They're literally, this is so wholesome.
Yeah.
He's a Packer though.
He's not a Cowboys.
Cali from Lakewood, what do you got to say to these fools?
He can keep that jersey.
Y'all want that thing.
That's what I want to do this bet.
Do this bet right now.
How do you feel about Parsons?
How do you feel about Parsons?
He broke my heart too.
I keep telling my son.
You could be like Parsons and stuff like that.
Because remember my son plays football.
And I'm all right, look at Parsons.
Study him.
I don't want him to study none of that because that's why he's going.
He had to go to a cheesecake factory over there because he's sweet.
I don't care about him.
Go cry, Natalie.
Go cry.
I never heard that dish to Green Bay fans.
Cheesecake Factory.
Everyone loves the Cheesecake Factory.
You're right.
They love us.
We love the Cheesecake Factory, the Packer Nation.
Packer Nation stand up.
Concrete is wearing 5,000 jerseys right now.
He has a Green Bay Beanie on top of a Cowboys hat.
As usual, on top.
Cali from Lakewood, how do you feel about Concrete's Cowboys hat with a Green Bay
Beanie on top?
Hey, concrete, I need you to be more concrete.
You can't be over here mixed in the color lines like that.
Go ahead and take that thing off and burn that.
We barbecue in Dallas, so let's barbecue that Green Bay stuff right now.
Let's go, baby.
I'm charged up right now.
Charged up, that's the Chargers.
The charge chargers, bro.
He also has a tight and stern.
I appreciate that.
I'm charged up.
You got to be charged up over here, big dogs.
Bronco country, let's ride.
Let's go.
All right, coming up at 9 o'clock, we're going to let you vote.
We're going to let you vote for what team concrete's going to go for this season, all right?
I really like this Broncos jersey, but I can't worry.
It looks good on you.
But I got to go for the Cowboys, man.
It's the Navy.
The Navy part of the Cowboys looks great.
Mike, I'm going to have Mike and send you a number one jersey.
Is anyone an L.A. Rams fan in here?
No.
Yeah, me too.
You see it right there.
You see the Rams.
You see the Rams?
Los Angeles is seen.
Let's go.
Let's lock horns, baby.
Let's get it.
Horn up.
Horn up.
Horn up.
Horn up.
Well, Rick is also undercover Rams.
I'm not.
I discovered I wasn't.
I was trying to be.
I experimented.
I experimented.
I experimented.
I experimented.
Yeah, I experimented with the Rams wasn't for me.
Well, I thought that little kid that we just played crying because Mike Parsons was traded.
Was traded.
Michael Parsons got traded to Green Bay.
You're lying.
Stop lying.
No.
What?
Why are you wrong?
That's so cute.
Poor little Chad.
No, Chad got the number one jersey.
Packer jersey.
He's going to wear it.
Yeah, Micah didn't hit him up.
Like, it is a great, beautiful story.
Shout out to Cowboy Nation.
You're going through it.
You're going to play today against the Eagles.
That means tomorrow we're going to go through it again.
That documentary.
That documentary made me want to be a Cowboys fan.
That is a good documentary.
On Netflix.
Which one, the one about the cheerleaders?
Yeah, no.
No, it's about Jerry Jones.
Oh, okay.
how he owned the team and stuff like that.
Oh, I mean, I watched the cheerleader one.
I'm like, what was heartwarming about?
Because there's a trendier one.
Yeah, that was amazing.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
That's after hours.
That was a good one too.
All right.
Well, yes.
So if you're a Cowboys fan, we feel for you.
Chad feels for you.
If you're a football fan, you got to chime in at 9 o'clock
because we're going to choose which team Concrete is going to root for this season, all right?
Let's go Patriots.
Anything.
I guess I need...
Go skins.
Oh, never.
Potato skins.
I'm hungry now.
There's too many.
There's too many.
It's jumbled.
Now let's give away tickets to see Chris Brown.
We've been trying to give these tickets away.
You, my friend, I don't know what's going on.
You listening.
I'm disappointed as well, Letty.
We did the songs of Chris Brown.
Easy songs.
No.
We did humming Chris Brown song.
Can you give me one of the songs you hum, bro?
And it was incredible.
I did look at me now.
Mm.
Mm.
Angie, yours got guessed correctly.
It was the...
With you, right?
Things, come on, please.
So now we're going to even like a better term,
dumb it down more so that you can win these tickets
because we want to give them away.
Otta best.
Your...
What?
He said he back.
I know.
They're out of swallow, bro.
I can show you a video that helps.
Hey, yo.
Marissa in Simi Valley, Marissa.
Good morning, good morning, power bag.
Wait.
Nah.
Nah.
Hello.
No.
Power bag in the morning.
Get her out of here.
Get her the hell out of here.
Hello, good morning, power bag.
I love it.
I'm selling you.
Christopher Brown ticket?
Sometimes based on if you like us, you listen, sometimes based on whatever the giveaway is.
Power bag on Katie.
She's trolling.
No, she's not trolling.
We got Chris Brown tickets.
Marissa.
Marissa from Simi Valley.
Marissa, by the way, we are Brownback mornings.
Good morning to you.
Brown back mornings.
Good morning.
It's Thursday.
That's a day.
That's a day.
That's a Thursday.
All right. So are you ready to play for these tickets to see Chris Brown?
I'm ready and I think they said I could pick a warrior. I'd like to pick Angie.
She's my girl, pal.
A warrior.
A warrior.
A warrior.
They say I can pick him.
Now you're just playing with me.
He said now you're just playing with me. Somebody's messing with you over there.
Who put you up to this?
Angie's a warrior.
Angie's your warrior.
We're not doing a choose your fighter, but I guess now we are.
You guys, she just wants to see Christopher Brown.
All right.
All right.
Instead of, yo, excuse me, miss.
It's hi, excuse me, ma'am.
Yeah.
You go see him in a new step-up movie.
Y'all leave her a low.
I know a reseller when I hear one.
Let her get these tickets.
All right.
Angie, are you ready?
Because she's your warrior.
Warrior.
Angie, you have been chosen.
Angie.
From Marissa in Simi Valley.
Angie, I'll put 10 seconds on the clock, all right?
Angie, in 10 seconds, you have to name me five.
Okay.
Famous Chris's besides Chris Brown.
Go.
Okay.
Chris Rock, Chris Jenner, Christopher Robin.
Chris.
What?
Chris Tucker.
Come on.
I like that she did Chris Jenner?
Yeah.
Christopher Nolan.
Chris Jericho.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's still a Chris.
I didn't say how to spell it.
But she only did three.
So sorry.
Chris Humphreys.
Chris Humphreys?
Yeah, I can't forget that one.
You're right.
You're right.
By the way, concrete pointed out of himself.
His name is Christian.
Oh.
Yeah.
And I forgot Jesus Christ.
Chris Kringle?
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ doesn't count.
Yeah.
The Christian religion.
Yeah.
It's still a Christian.
Marissa, your warrior did not win.
I did not.
I'm sorry, Marissa.
All right, let's go to Tyas.
Tias?
Is this your name Tias?
Hey, what's up, Brownback morning?
What up?
Taya's, you're in Sherman Oaks?
Yes, I'm not.
All right, Tyos.
I need you to
choose your honor.
For these Chris Brown tickets.
Who are you going for?
I want for Greg.
Don't let me down.
Don't let her down.
Gregory!
Come on Gregory.
Gregory.
Greg, don't do that.
Tyes,
he wants to tie you up,
he said,
can you tell him,
stop being gross.
He said,
what?
No,
exactly.
Say it to her face.
Say it to your face.
Tell her what you are.
I'm ready to play this game.
All right,
Greg,
Chris Brown is known
for his dance moves.
Yes.
In 10 seconds,
name me five famous
dance moves.
Go.
Front flip, backflip.
That's not a dance move.
That's what he does him.
The Dougie, the cat daddy, the jerk.
The running man.
The robot.
The robot.
Did he say the worm?
No.
The moonwalk.
Bucky.
Cabbage back.
Respectfully, a front film, backflip.
The Superman.
The dagger?
That's gymnastics.
That's dirty sand.
There's all kinds of all.
Wait.
Wait.
Let me with it.
Rock with it.
Wait, wait, wait.
The whole palace.
The Caballo Dorado?
Yeah.
The Kebrerita?
Like, like actual dance moves.
Zapa.
We did he in the car chas dancing.
Saucca.
Salsa.
That's crazy.
Taya is.
Hold on the line.
Tires.
Hold on the line.
Tires.
You didn't get four at a five.
All right.
I got like six.
Give her one ticket.
Tim in.
Tim in South L.A.
What's up?
What's that?
What's that?
Good morning.
We're trying to give away the.
tickets to go see Chris Brown.
You're trying to win him?
Yes, yes.
Let's get it.
All right.
Who are you choosing to play for you?
Who is your fighter?
Um, Viv.
Viv.
That's preference.
All right.
Okay.
Go.
On Viv.
Let's go on Vic.
Okay.
It's go.
I am so enthused to help you.
Go to Chris Brown.
Come on,
Vig.
Be nice to Tim.
All right.
All right.
You're playing for Tim in South
L.
Rosecrans Viv, all right, in 10 seconds.
All right.
Five things that are brown.
Go.
Ah, the Cleveland team.
What?
Poop.
The color of maximal skin, the color of concrete skin.
Your chickie-striky.
That's four.
That was four?
You said the Cleveland team poop, the color of maximal skin, the color of the
Cleveland team.
Is that even four?
You could have said a kiwi?
You could have said a bean.
You could have said a tuxie roll.
Coffee?
I was distracted.
They kept touching their butt.
What would you have said?
Coffee.
Oh, that's so easy.
Coffee.
Hold on.
Let me go.
In 10 seconds, five things that are brown.
Horses, coffee, dogs, trees, pencils.
What?
Pencils brown.
What?
Carboard.
Carboard.
Say what you said yesterday, bro.
Yesterday we were planning this and he's like,
Puerto Ricans, Salvadorans, Mexicans, Guatemalans,
Venezuelans.
Yeah, do that, do that.
I mean, technically, I think you win.
All right, Natalie in Sacramento.
What?
Natalie.
Natalie.
Hi.
How are you?
Hi, Natalie.
Her antenna must be long.
Natalie, we have tickets to go see Chris Brown.
Are you trying to win them?
Yes.
Yeah?
Let's go.
Natalie, when did you start listening to us?
For a while now.
Actually, my husband.
Oh, you're husband.
All right, Natalie.
What are you trying, like, who are you going to choose to go for you?
Concrete.
Conquite.
Concrete.
Concrete.
All right.
Let's go, concrete.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Yeah, name.
Okay.
He stopped doing that.
10 seconds, all right.
Tickets to see Chris Brown for Natalie in Sacramento, Concrete.
An easy one, like the ones you've been giving out to them.
In 10 seconds, name five.
Chris Brown albums go.
At least.
The first one.
Chris Brown one.
Yeah.
Seriously?
11.
11.
Come on, man.
Nobody even knows who that guy is.
What?
Give me something easy.
Come on.
You know what's funny?
I would have got that one.
That's not cool.
You gave them colors and freaking shapes to them.
Vic said yours in.
I had.
Come on, dog.
That's not fair to her, dog.
You asked them about colors and shapes.
All right.
10 seconds.
Five, Chris Brown, song song song.
No.
Hey, yo.
Loyal.
Kiss Kiss.
Yes.
I had it.
Come on.
Let's go.
That was three.
No.
And then.
Residuals?
Do you play it?
Residuals.
Yeah.
I said that one first.
I said that one first.
I said that one first.
Hey, yo.
That's a.
I said residuals.
I said yo.
I said kiss kiss.
My.
That was four.
I said four.
I said recidules.
I said residuals in the beginning.
Rewind the tape.
And you said, yeah.
A yo was kind of a stretch.
Yeah.
You guys know what I'm talking about?
No, we gave you that one.
Okay, then that's four.
I said residuals in the beginning.
All right, that's it, that's it.
You're on the tape.
Give me of the tickets.
We're going to try one more time.
Kathy, Kathy, Kathy in Los Angeles.
Kathy.
Shapes and colors.
That's what they got.
Morning, Kathy.
Kathy, who are you choosing to play for you, baby girl?
Okay.
You said you have something to play for me?
No.
We're going to pray for you.
Who are you choosing to play for you?
for you for these Chris Brown tickets.
Maximo.
Maximo.
Maximo.
All right, Maximo.
10 seconds on the clock, bro, okay?
Chris Brown is also known as C, B.
C, B.
10 seconds.
Name me five other people known for their initials.
Go.
Alan Iverson.
Artificial intelligence.
What?
What?
That's not a person.
That's not a person.
That covers three.
J.K. Routling, J.T.
J.B.
That was a difficult question.
I'm just saying.
That was very difficult.
L.T.
L.T.
Ledaian Tonleton.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That was hard.
Oh my gosh.
RJ.
RJ.
R.J.
R.J.
Y.G.
Y.
Y.
Oh my God.
Y.
Y.
That's not his initial.
Wow.
Well.
What is.
What does that stand for?
Young gangster.
Young gangster.
Come on, bro.
That's my name.
Young guy.
He thought he's not for the newials.
All right.
Oh, my.
Okay.
All right.
Well, A.I.
You're crazy boy.
Well, I could have got the colors in the shaped one.
Of no tickets.
There's no colors are shaped.
There was colors in shape.
What was the shapes?
Exactly.
There was no shapes.
I was just colors.
I was trying to, I don't know why I didn't get it wrong.
Okay.
All right.
Well, there we go.
There was another easy one.
Raven.
We got Raven and Compton.
I'm trying.
Raven.
You have to do the cheeseman with Angie.
Raven.
Raven.
Raven and Compton.
Guilla Raven.
Hi.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Hi.
Who are you choosing?
Who are you choosing?
Who's going to play for you?
Let's go.
Second time's a charm.
I'm out of things to list.
Come on, y'all.
Second time's charm.
Name five shapes.
Let me name the albums.
No, no, no.
All right.
In 10 seconds, name five Chris Brown movies.
Go.
Step up.
No, no, no.
The other one.
Stumpthe art.
Stumpthiard.
This Christmas, Chris Brown.
Takers.
Takers.
I saw Maximo's Packers jersey.
And then I FaceTime my husband Jorge because he was a Packers fan.
And then he was like, Go, Pat, Go.
And then I was like, okay, I'll be a Packers fan.
Yes.
Oh, you're excited already.
He looks so great in yellow.
Yeah, yellow and green.
Yeah, those are fun colors.
Yeah, it was my man's team.
What about you?
Are you going to be a S.F.
fan because of your girl?
Heck no.
See?
Heck no.
That's not love.
Real love is trading up all your other loyalties for the loyalty of your soulmate.
Yeah.
Okay.
Jordan, make them wear.
Or should she be a Raiders fan?
She could be a Raiders fan.
Raiders.
No.
No, she could be a Raiders fan.
She has to be a raiders.
I don't want to say she has to because.
Oh.
Oh.
Women have their own mind, you guys.
Who are you?
She has to be a Raiders fan.
We suck, bro.
We suck.
I'm not going to lie.
Women have their own minds.
That's crazy.
We do.
We do.
Then you'll be a Niner fan.
Hell no.
Why?
Hell no.
Yeah, but thank you for letting me buy your jersey, Maximo.
It will probably get me some good, good later.
All right.
Well, I'm going to be back.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I'm going to return it to tomorrow.
I got to be like 27, 37, 36.
Sirhood.
Zero.
Sir.
32.
32.
32.
End zone dance, baby.
Seth, set, set.
Sad.
Tud.
Tudor-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-a-d-d-h.
You have a post-game interview after?
Barb goes deep.
Oh, don't talk about Farley
Yeah
He's like he's like almost in a RAP bro
Yeah
Yeah he's dealing with Parkinson's actually really bad
There's a whole report
I think he can't speak too well
Parkinson's is the one
You get a shirmy shaking
Yeah
He's really affecting him
He's having a hard time like I think
Swallowing food and things like that
And that's when it goes back
And he's only 55
Oh wow
Uh huh
Thanks fit
Yeah thanks for him
That'd be the insensitive Raider fan
They're supposed to know that offhand.
What are you going to do next?
Go hate comment on Instagram?
Heller Raider.
That's right.
Heller players have died.
It happens.
It happens.
I know.
That's all sad.
It's all sad.
It's all sad.
Football season is upon us, all right?
32.
It's here.
But before that, there's going to be some cheesema this weekend.
Ladies, if you're not, and fellas, if you're not into football like that,
there is still going to be drama on your TV screen because.
because the MTV VMAs is going down, right?
Angelica.
Yeah, this Sunday, actually, you guys.
And it's a big deal for Mariah Carey
because she's actually going to get the Vanguard Award.
Amazing.
And today is the one presenting her that award.
Amazing.
Which I thought it's beautiful because I'm like,
they have, like, collab together.
Oh, Santa?
Christmas music.
Sound great.
They do.
And it was really, really big because they did the whistle note together.
What?
Is that?
Yeah.
I never let them do it
I know but it was a big deal
I think like a year or two ago
it was like when they did that collab
and it was like a whole thing for Ryan and Harry
on Apple Music
and so that
so that Ariana Grande
presenting this award
means a lot because Ariana is always
called Mariah Mother
Oh my God
because she's the I mean
the queen of my life
the reason I sing
she's my number one vocal inspiration
She's mother
That is that is mother
That's real mother
Is that
Is the Mandela
Fike's happening or something?
What do you mean?
You know like when stuff you knew
in the past
isn't really what is happening
What do you mean?
Because I remember when
Ariana Grande first
popped in the game, right?
And people would compare her often
to Mariah because of her airy sound
and she can hit these notes
and it was a good thing.
Like it was like
no one else can sing like that
but I specifically remember
Ariana being like
I don't even I didn't even know
who that was like I don't know.
Yeah, the
I don't know hers.
What?
Or am I tripping?
I could have sworn, because I was here at that time.
Yeah.
And I could have sworn that Ariana did not say things like this.
Oh, my God.
Because she's the, I mean, the queen of my life.
The reason I sing, she's my number one vocal inspiration.
She's mother.
That is mother.
That's real mother.
I feel gaslighted.
That's real.
I love this for them, but I feel gasated.
And then I also feel like am I supposed to tell this story?
I don't know.
Okay, well, because I lived it.
Okay.
Because I just know, like, what you were saying, that Ariana would always, like, she would get the comparisons all the time.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
People online would say it all the time.
Yeah.
And she was like, no, I don't even know her like that.
Like to know that she does this.
Well, I feel like historically when people start to get compared, I feel like that causes a rift between them naturally, right?
They try to, like, not even focus on it at all.
We had Mariah in here, and I didn't even, like, crossed my mind to even bring that up.
Of course not.
You know what I'm saying?
Because I'm like, I don't know, but I'm just going to assume that.
No, it's because it's Mariah Carey.
And you don't need to bring up Ariana Grande when you're talking to Mariah Carey.
Oh, yeah, of course.
But I'm saying I just naturally think if people get compared a lot, they probably don't want to talk about.
No, for sure.
No one compares Mariah Carey to Ariana.
No.
They compare Ariana to Mariah.
Yeah.
And when she first came out.
Yes, a lot.
I don't know.
I felt that my death affects happening or I don't know.
Okay.
Well, I told you.
She acted like she didn't know who Mariah Carey was.
And then, but you know what she always.
I also did this little gas lighter.
Why?
I remember seeing, she used to do, like, blogs.
She used to do, like, singing vlogs, right?
Oh, yeah, in the beginning.
Which network was she on?
Nickelodeon.
Okay, so she had done one where she was singing, like, the Little Mermaid, or she was
singing, like, one of the Disney princesses.
So I brought that up, and she's like, I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't do that.
Oh, it was like, oh.
Yeah.
And I'm like, hold on, I saw this vlog.
I'm not tripping.
I don't just make believe a little girl with a high ponytail.
I remember that.
Like, just singing.
What?
But then she tried to make me seem like, I'm like, no.
But then I'm like, okay, maybe because Nickelodeon Disney.
Okay.
I just feel super aghastlyed by Ariana Zandi.
She's a gaslighter?
Yeah, I guess, I guess.
I love it.
Thank you next.
I get it.
That would make a lot of sense that she couldn't speak on them or just have to like totally ignore it.
But it made me feel like I don't, because I do my homework, dog.
Like even more back then, I was like on it and it would be like, oh my God, she really knows her stuff, right?
And so I'm like, I know I didn't make this up.
She tried to make you feel, though.
I feel like you're making me feel like I made this up and I did it.
Ah, that's annoying.
So that's wow
But yeah
It gets cool for your mom
Oh my God
Because she's the
I mean
The queen of my life
The reason I sing
She's my number one vocal
Inspiration
She's my
She's mother
That is mother
That is mother
That's real mother
That's a little too much
Now that I'm hearing it back
I'm like the queen of my life
Like you're being excessive
Real mother
What's that?
I don't know
I thought like it was all squash
Because even like on the last album
Of Ariana
Like she has Mariah
Carrie on yes
And remix.
Well, I like that you said it was on squash so then you know that something happened before.
Because what could be squashed if there was nothing there to begin with?
I was just thinking like the comparisons, but that was it.
But I never knew anything publicly like.
Oh, okay.
Maybe I just told.
All right.
Well, but you know the drama for real?
You know what the drama is at the VME is?
What?
Eminem's going to be there.
Mariah's going to be there.
Because remember Eminem's doing something because of the whatever?
Yeah.
And now Mariah is getting the Vanguard award?
Yeah.
Brough.
Yeah.
I don't know how that's going to go.
I don't know if anybody remembers that disc track, but it was...
A lot of distrax.
Obsessed.
No, he's talking about the M&M one back.
I never listened to it.
Yeah, it's after rap god.
It's that.
No, he says enough dirt on you to murder you.
And I was like, oh.
It's very brutal.
It's crazy.
I'm a Raya.
But that's going to be interesting to see all the drama this weekend.
It is.
And I know you got the diva drama, but I'm looking at the Eminem Raya drama.
Oh, you are?
Or could it be that now?
They're like, hey, what's up?
Like, it's been a long time?
You, what's up?
Yeah.
Benzino's going to be there, too, guys.
Who?
Benzino is not going to be there.
Yeah, to support Coilerae, brother.
Maybe, yeah, as a plus one.
I'll think, Brian Carey wants the awfully hot coffee pot.
Benzino, little Zane, you know, big, big dogs.
You're so old.
You're so old.
Little Zane.
In the Jersey, it just.
makes it so much fun.
This is not the source of war.
All right.
But I also saw that Ice Spice and Lotto were going to present.
And that was drama too because they've been dissing each other.
Exactly.
And now all of a sudden they squash that beef letty.
I'm like, what?
They surprised everyone last night with the collab, Giat.
Check this up.
What was that about?
I don't know.
Giat?
Dude, that's like 20, 23, dude.
Really?
They don't use it anymore
I know like they had like this song back and forth
They did yeah
Let's not forget that
It definitely made me feel though
Like this song made me feel like they are friends
Because they're lying to each other
About that this being a good song
Oh
Isn't that what girls do hype each other up
Bestie?
Oh my God that just looks so good on you
Like when you say yeah lefty release it
Oh
Damn
I'm the poet lefty gunplay
Okay
The poet
Shout a Mepti
I don't know. This song is gia.
Booty?
It's booty? I got that.
Yeah, it's booty.
It has Lotto and Ice Spice.
But like, you don't forget the dis is like Ice Spice hat.
Think you're the, um.
Yeah.
Think you this.
You're not even the fault.
I be going hard.
Banger.
I like the song.
And the song is a banger.
Bangor.
Be thick but I'm thicker.
Hey.
Be thick but I'm thicker.
And then Lato diss right back.
Do you rap or do you tweet?
Because I can't tell.
Get in the booth.
Think I'm the shit.
I know it.
Really hard.
A lot of's dope too, though.
No, the lot of part is like, I just, like, the her pulling up, like, I just want a one-on-one.
Like, why are you so nervous?
I like that.
Like, come on.
Yeah, she was with it.
It was about to be a girl fight.
It was another really good song.
From the back, back in the past.
Oh, yeah.
It's about to be a girl fight.
But they packed shit up.
That's amazing.
I don't know.
That's good for that.
They look hot too in the photo.
I like the WWE font on the artwork.
They're in a ring too.
They're in a ring.
Okay, but it's weird because I checked and they don't follow each other still.
None of them said anything.
And then actually it looks like Lotto is still like sneak this thing, I spy is because on her verse, she's all like, I-ish on girls for sure, but I ain't into the scat.
Yeah.
Whoa, so that is a dis.
I don't know.
I would think.
Yeah.
I thought that was a.
I-ish on girls, like, for sure.
Okay.
But I ain't into the scat.
I'm into the scat.
Yeah, it's weird, right?
Shut up.
You don't think so?
Are you speaking English?
That's what she did.
Are you speaking to the computer?
That's what I'll say.
That sounds like when the AI stops working.
No, that's what I said.
That's what she said, but I couldn't say it.
I, on.
We have reading here and Santa Ana reading it.
But I ain't into the scat.
Br.
The brr was the adlet.
That sounds like the name of one of Elon Musk kids.
Like, that don't sound like it.
Even though set that, but I'm thinking like maybe like she like low key distance.
Yeah, I is on H's for sure, but I'm into the scat and I turn around thick.
It has entered the chat.
None of that makes me feel.
No, okay.
Maybe I'm reaching.
Maybe I'm reaching.
Like the car?
All right.
So they collapsed.
They don't get along.
It seems like it.
I don't know.
I'm telling you they're not following each other.
Yeah, I feel like it's up in there.
They didn't do like a video like, hey girls.
Like we besties now.
So then this is exactly like car.
And I think,
because you said this is something
that Nikki and Cardi could never do.
Nikki and Cardi were both on motorsport.
Did not show love to either one.
There was drama behind it.
They showed up on a song,
but they weren't home girls.
Didn't they kind of dis each other on that too?
No, Nikki had a line,
and then Cardi didn't like the line.
So then Nikki said,
reportedly allegedly, that she had to switch up things.
Yeah.
And then that got her upset.
But Cardi's like, bro,
the line that Nikki had was kind of like,
if I'm the coach,
she's my player type of thing.
And she's like, yeah,
you're not going to do that on the song that I'm on.
Like, you're not going to little brok me on there.
It's a whole thing.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It's really confusing.
But I think the most clear thing is that the song is called Gat because it's ass.
No, because they have.
I think if it's just WWE theme, might as well have like a wrestling match about it.
And maybe in the mud.
I think we should.
You can't see nothing if it's money.
That's a great promo idea.
Let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it.
Maybe we can talk about it.
talk about I Spice is going to be coming through soon.
Oh, she is?
I don't think you guys are going to be allowed in it, but I'll tell me.
I'll tell it. I'll tell it what y'all said.
Okay.
All right.
Say the thing about the song. What is it?
It's ass.
Oh, okay.
This song.
Okay. Tell it to her face when she comes up.
I won't be allowed to do the interview.
All right.
I love the song.
Yeah?
I love everything about the song.
I knew it.
Yeah.
In the last decade.
What's your favorite part?
I got out of you
Okay
Okay
Speaking of Vigna being allowed anymore
We're also not going to be allowed to watch sports
What's going down Victor
Yes you guys
Stream East was shut down
Stream East is a very popular
Site like pirated site that you would go to
Watch NBA games
I may have or may not have
Don't incriminate yourself right now
Don't incriminate yourself right now
Yeah people have done it
Yeah people have done it
You go there you get to watch like any games
NFL, NBA, MLB, anything.
You know, there's a lot of sports packages.
Free streams.
Free streams.
Exactly.
Yeah, people have said that this was the greatest site ever because you could watch any sport,
any boxing fight, any UFC fight, pay-per-view.
People have said, I don't know.
And then they had multiple links in case it was, when did it work.
I wish those people would have said something to me.
I'd be paying top dollar.
No, it was.
Just like a research.
Oh, that was certain you guys don't know.
What was it called?
Stream East.
Stream East.
And then once it got shut down, it was StreamEase.
i.o once i got shut down
the streamies
stuff people say
people say yeah then you try to go to crack streams
and meth streams but they didn't work so
so I guess now it's fully shut
down yes it's shut down and
they've been investigated since July of 2024
all the way to June 2025
and they were actually shut down in
Egypt that's where they're running the operation
and they seized three laptops for
smartphones and they were all operating just with
that oh wow from Egypt
they were giving us the stream
I love Egyptians yeah and and
and that
They were like outsmarting, you know, everybody with that and pissing a lot of the networks off, you know, ESPNs, you know, everything else, yeah.
Is, I'm not, it's like a geography.
Yeah.
Is Egypt in the east?
No, that's Africa.
It's in Africa.
Okay, I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah, them Indians are crazy.
What would that be?
The South?
No.
No, it's north.
It's northern Africa.
Northern, yeah.
Okay.
Egypt is in northern Africa.
But of the world, is it the East?
east of the world?
Is it the north of the world?
Because they call it Middle East for a reason, because the Middle East of the world.
Egypt, it isn't.
It depends how the gil.
Far East is China because it's the far east of the...
Okay.
What is Egypt?
What?
I'm just saying maybe...
Maybe that's why it's about stream east.
Maybe that was just to throw off the...
Can you ask Google?
Maybe that was just to throw off the scent.
Like, it's just like, stream east, oh, look over there.
You're never going to look in Egypt.
You know what I'm saying?
Go look over there.
Go look over there.
Look at the east.
They thought it was being off the east.
operated in Boston or something.
They got caught up and now everybody's going to have to start paying for these streams.
Yeah, and it comes at the worst time for fans because the new soccer season just started in Europe, the Premier League.
It just started like two weeks ago.
And then also, of course, NFL season starts today.
So this announcement came with like, oh, you guys thought you were going to watch stuff for free this year.
No, you will not because Stream East is shut down.
Yeah.
Okay.
The name comes from the location of its operators, of course.
and the connections are on the eastern part.
Yeah, it says Northeast Africa also in Southwest Asia.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's still in the east.
It's part of 196.
Start an NFL season.
Hit the do.
Who?
Set.
Zat, Zah, Zah, Wittledoo.
3, 3, 2, 3, 3, 2, 32, 32.
Oh, oh, oh, look, wait a do, what you do.
Hey, right, right, right.
Oh, my God.
Computer people blue?
Oh, my God.
Setset, shat, sprinkles, sprinkles, sprinkles!
Cupcake left!
Yeah, you can say anything.
This is what your Sunday mornings will all sound like amazing.
And Thursdays.
And Thursday.
And Mondays.
Yeah.
And when?
But also your Sunday morning.
Yeah, you can just say anything in that tone and it'll mean something.
Right toe, right toe, right toe.
You love a man grunting, huh?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
So, NFL season is here.
But we have somebody that has no NFL home.
Okay?
It's concrete.
Cagree, can you please explain all the things that you're wearing?
I'm wearing a little bit of Rams.
I got the Broncos.
I got the Titans jersey that I've owned since 2001, 2002.
So then you should be a Titans fan.
I have a Cowboys hat.
But I also had like old Vikings jersey too back in the day.
And then I have what's this?
Green Bay.
On top of the cowboy hat.
On top of the cowboy hat.
Raider right here.
I mean, Raider.
And I'm charged up as well.
Guys, I don't know what team to go for.
I don't know, man.
I feel like I want to go with America's team.
Which is?
I recently saw a documentary and I believe in the Cowboys.
Which one?
Oh, Cowboys.
Yeah.
Seriously?
But they were talking about 30 years ago like their success.
It's okay.
It's not like that anymore.
Well.
It's not fun anymore.
They used to go to the White House and sniffing.
The Lakers haven't been the Lakers in a long time.
Have you not seen all the videos of Cowboy fans crying?
Yeah.
You want to cry?
I don't want to cry.
I want to win.
They're going to disappoint you every Sunday.
So we've been up all morning trying to convince Concrete to go one way or another.
Okay, the Cowboys so far, I think, have the best lead because he saw a Netflix documentary.
No, not the Cowboys cheerleader.
No, Angie, you just called them a diss.
Cowgirls?
No.
That's bad.
Watch your mouth.
You better watch your mouth, Angie.
It's Cowboys cheerleaders.
The Cowgirls is a diss.
All right.
You've also had the Cheesecake Factory put in.
We love Cheesecake Factory.
I like it.
Carl, you love Cheesecake?
The Packers.
Mm-hmm.
Vic, you want to put in for the Raiders?
What's up, bro?
The Raiders, yes.
You need to go for the Raiders, bro.
Oh, that's so.
Wow.
That was horrible.
Horrible.
We have $10 hot dogs.
You got to get jumped in.
You got a lot of Chargers.
You got to bolt up with the Chargers.
Our quarterback is dating Madison Beer.
One of the hottest models in the world.
Tom Brady's our owner.
How about that?
Oh.
Well, we're going to leave it up to the fans.
We have taken.
calls and we narrowed it down to a few teams that you have to choose from.
But first up, we're going to talk to the fans and see what they're voting.
Benjamin.
Benjamin.
Ooh.
House.
Hey, Rams House.
I'm also, I have my Rams house.
All right.
Benjamin, tell us why Concrete should go for the L.A. Rams.
The concrete's already a celebrity in L.A.
And then you've got a big uncle Snoop right there.
Big uncle.
You know, Magic.
Johnson, you got LeBron James.
I know Concordi likes the red hot chili peppers.
He could even be kicking it with flea.
That's right.
That's great.
Was he Snoop a Raiders fan?
Didn't he do that?
He was a Steelers fan.
Didn't he have a bar about the Raiders coach?
He's a marketing guy.
What's the Raiders coach?
The one that won back in the day, like in the 1800s?
John Madden?
No.
John Gruden?
No.
Is there an Al?
Is there an Al?
Yes, Al-Haman.
No, no, no, Al Davis.
He's had an L. Davis.
All right.
Well, there's that.
All right.
Yeah, no snoot.
All right.
Let's go to Joe in Riverside.
Joe, Joe, who are you voting for concrete to be a fan of, brother man?
Joe.
Joe.
Hi, Joe.
As usual.
Hi, Joe.
What?
They don't show up.
Joe's no.
Oh, come on, man.
Erica, Erica, Erica in Ontario.
What's up, Erica?
Hi, good morning.
What's up, Erica?
Erica.
Okay, so, Con, I just have a few pointers out.
Do not go for Greg, team.
Think about it this way.
They've never won a Super Bowl.
They're still going to be hoping for that.
At the end of it, what matters in football is Super Bowls.
Who has the most Super Bowls?
Patriots recently caught up.
Shout out to Tom Brady for that, but you have to go with the Steelers.
The Steelers.
Wow.
Pittsburgh.
You can't be a statistic.
You can't go.
for the Rams, the Raiders.
That's typical.
Everyone's going to think that's what you're going for.
Cowboys, come on.
Steeler.
Unlike Ben Sposter's burger.
I think I'm better than everybody else.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I go for the Steelers.
Yes.
And technically, Packers have the most.
And since you live in the Valley, when you become a Steelers fan, you can't drive around
certain parts.
Oh, really?
Yeah, because of that.
Eish.
So just be careful out there.
You want to get moited.
Tara in Simi Valley.
Tara, what's that Tara?
Tara.
Hi, good morning, Brumbang.
How is everybody?
Everybody.
Good.
Tara, we're trying to figure out which football team
Concretto should go for if he doesn't have a football team
and we're letting LA decide.
Baby, girl, who are you saying that he should go for?
It's simple.
He's an OG.
He's got to go with the Raiders like me.
Rhee!
Wow.
Come on.
You like losing him.
I could see him in a Raider like Viking hat all painted out.
Yeah.
She's saying he looked like a Cholo.
Yeah, I love it.
Yeah.
Veteranos love the Raiders.
Tara, when did you get jumped in?
When did you get jumped in?
When I was 12.
That's usually around the time it happens.
Yeah.
All right, Raiders.
I'm already feeling that I'm about to take out my eyeball right now.
All right.
Darwin and Inglewood, Darwin.
What about, Darwin?
Darwin.
Come on, Khan.
Come on, Khan.
Darwin, who do you vote?
Who do you vote for?
Which team should concrete root for this season?
He has no team right now.
Mm-hmm.
Con should keep it simple
and just go with the Super Bowl
champs
the Philadelphia Eagles
The Eagles
So hey
And you know what
You gotta keep it simple man
You know
You got to go with the champs
We accept you in here right now
You know we're taking a couple
A couple people that don't have teams
That just kind of want to get in
And you might as well just jump in
With the Super Bowl
Jumping now
You want him to just wing it
Just bandwagon it right now
Well, wherever you're going to go to, you're going to be a bandwagon.
You're going to be called that because you haven't been since day one.
Might as well banwagon the Super Bowl champs.
No, no, no.
He makes sense.
Yeah, no.
And I did think about the Eagles because one of my favorite player, Kobe Bryant, is an Eagles fan.
Philly.
He's a Philly fan.
All right.
Well, we have a tally from the people that we have taken votes from.
If you get mad at this, Belay Mumberto.
Okay.
He's going answering the call.
It is between the Eagles, Raiders, Steelers, Cowboys, and the Rams, okay?
Man, what about the dolphins?
No dolphins?
No dolphins.
No, the team that got the most votes and that will acquire Christian Gutierrez.
In the fan draft.
First round pick.
Is, should you do a drum roll?
Yes, yes.
That's all right.
The Los Angeles.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got the most votes.
I'm a Rams fan now.
You're a Rams fan.
You can't take it back.
Get my hat back.
Get back out of stuff.
He was wearing, like, he was wearing a bunch of years.
All right.
Man, this has been a long time coming.
I've always like Rams.
Hold on, hold on.
Take the Broncos.
I'll take the Broncos stuff.
Hat off.
Take the Titans jersey off.
Yeah, yeah.
Take the jersey off.
I hope you have a shirt under.
Country.
Los Angeles has just crowned him in L.A.
Rams fans.
You cannot take it back.
You cannot wear a hat.
other jerseys.
For 12, for a season.
For the season.
All right.
All right.
Tell me, tell me how you feel.
How you feel?
You know, I feel good, man.
I feel good.
I'm going to be able to go games, hopefully my buddy Danny Trejo.
He's a big Rams fan.
Oh, great.
Lexi.
You know, and, yeah, so, I mean, I feel good.
They're local.
It's a local team.
Yeah?
If any, any Rams executives are listening right now.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm willing to come in parking lot, Pimp.
Ha'la at your boy
Rams up
No
What do they say
What are they?
Horns up
They say
They don't say that
Horns up
Horns up
Horns up
Horned up
Who's house?
Rams house
Let's keep your horny
Let's keep your horny
Let's keep it horny
Hey
Give it you
