Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 551 My Girl Won't Go 'Downtown' :( | Brown Bag Mornings (09/05/25)

Episode Date: September 5, 2025

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Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown back, the better. Come on. 9-106, Buenos Aires. We got to Friday, baby. Yeah. It's Friday, September 5th.

Yes, it was a short work week because it was a long weekend. Feeling good, feeling great. Hope you are too. It's going to be super hot coming up. But Vic will tell you more about that. Inside Concrete's weather, Concrete, our guy is laying down in his little Betty right now. We also got Greg in here, Angelica, Maximo, and me. Leti, if you're driving today, you might see, and especially around the LAX area, there might be more traffic than usual.

And you might see an iconic L.A. like staple being removed. I'm talking about the L-AX sign. What? It's removed. They're going to take it down for construction. The big L, the big A, and the big X that's right there. That's right. Marks L-A-X. How am I going to know that I'm there? No, you're right. traffic in the planes. What are we posting on Instagram? No, we're leaving.

I was just there. Where did it go? It's going, it's from Petermo today. Oh, today. I literally just said that. It's going to, yeah. Pay attention, bro. Pay attention to.

So now we have to just post the pillars and that's it. The light up pillars. Hopefully those don't get removed. They're doing construction around there. I'm assuming they're going to try to make it more easier to like pop in there or not. Oh, like, quite a room. Because he can get tough and congested. And literally every time I'm going to LAX, I'm like, am I arriving or departing?

which one am I going to. You know, like, yeah. Yeah, I'm getting there, but I'm also like, I don't know. It's, oh, never mind. That's one of those places where you question stuff, just almost like when, like, the cops are behind you, even though you're perfectly fine. Yeah.

It's like that weird. Like, why am I questioning myself? I should know this, and that makes you questioning it more. That and then that one exchange where it's the 101 and the one, like, the downtown. Oh, I don't know. It's like, wait, am I supposed to ask for fourth or sixth or Wilshire? Or which one am I doing?

Yeah. Or how about how you know exactly what's, terminal you're going to until you get there and you're like wait which one was it again yeah yeah we get triple check and and quadruple check on it you make one left turn like wrong one and you're in the parking lot now I know that's what I don't like oh like why I'm gonna pay for parking now oh man yeah just so just uh I wonder where those big letters are going to be driven to you know because it's all those are letters are huge they should put them up for sale there's been a bunch of rappers that did a like a mixtape cover on

And then, I'm telling you, it's a staple of Los Angeles. And now it's going to be gone for a little bit, just for a little bit. It'll be good. Oh, so it's probably getting revamped. Well, they're doing construction. Oh, I'm hoping they're back. Oh, okay. Over in Vegas, there's a museum for all the thrown away signs.

Yeah. Oh, maybe there. Different hotels and stuff. Or either that or I just saw Fools Russian, and I think that. Fills Russian, they have different signs everywhere. But maybe they put the L.A.X. Somewhere in a museum. Super tight.

Yeah. I love it. be tight. Along with Staples Center. Oh, yeah. What is that? The letters from Staples Center.

And the letters from LAX got to be together, bro. I was like, I was watching as they were taking them down in real time of Staples. And I was like, what are they doing with it? Like, where are they going? Where are they going? They're in someone's room. I know. They all just got the ST.

The homie got the A. Oh, man. All right. Yes, keep it here because coming up in money moves, why Uber drivers are probably going to have to learn Taekwondo soon. So people don't run out. on the plug. I'm going to tell you all about that, but right now, let's get into the weather action.

And now, the weather. With concrete storm. It is not concrete storms. It's Rosecrans Vic today. Filling in for concrete. And look, Beverly Hills will be Beverly Chills with a high of 83 today. That's right, Perritos. That's right, Perritos.

You'll be chilly? Yeah. Three's chilly? It's chillier than everywhere else. Because everywhere else, you're about to find. I was going to be way hotter. Oh, I thought you meant like a chill. Yeah, like hang out.

Yeah, it is. Yeah. Like that. Yeah. Oh, you're double on tundry? Yeah. Yeah. Not like good.

Yeah. Look, Ontario, you're going to be one, you're going to be wanting to run to the mills to dodge a high of 93 today. It's going to be 93 in Ontario, all right? Wow. Yes. And look, if you live in walnut, you're going to have swamp butt with a high of 93 as well. All right.

That's a lot. It's hot. Yeah, swamp butt. Yep. Um-huh. Um. Placentia is going to be hot like four baddies in a Nissan Centra with the high of 86 today, all right? And fun fact about Placentia, there's a film titled Better Luck Tomorrow that was shot primarily in Placentia,

and it's the prequel to the Fast and the Furies franchise. What is it called? Better Luck Tomorrow. Oh, I never knew that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's a very fun fact for you. So it's before Fasten Fury? It's before the first Fasten of Fury.

It's been diesel in it? No. No, it's directed by the same thing. same director, Justin Lin, and he directed five of the Fast and Furious movies. Okay. And it's the background to the character Han who appears in Tokyo Drift. He's in it. Yes.

Oh, so it's Han story. It's Han story. His name is Han in the movie as well. And it shows like how, like, his life before he goes to Tokyo. What? Yeah, it's really crazy. He's driving a Mustang. Yeah, he's driving a Mustang.

Yeah. And it takes place in Orange County, but it was shot in Placentia. T. Every time he's a Placentia, I think of Placenta. No, me too. I always play that. Yeah. And then I correct myself.

I'm like, no, placentia. Get it right, guys. Placencia. Okay, look. Recap, Beverly Hills. It's going to be 83 today. Ontario, 93, Walnut, 93, and Placentia.

86. This is your boy, Rose Cranzvick, filling in for the homey concrete on Brown Bagg mornings. Thank you, Vig. No, it's not placenta. But it's so close. It's so close. Spell placentia right now, Angie.

Placentia. I'm surprised, Angie didn't say. Every time you say placentia, I think of placita. Just kidding. Money moves. All right. In a world where cash is king, Uber said, give us that denieral.

There is a new update to Uber that is allowing eligible users to now press cash when ordering an Uber, allowing them to pay said Uber. All right, in order to be eligible, you've got to meet certain criteria. Okay, I'm sure something has to do with little star points that you have. like your Uber rating, right?

They're not going to let a point two rating to be able to pay cash. I don't trust you like that, okay? Yeah. You've probably thrown up in the past in the back. True. You probably will be taking all the waters from the Uber. Letty, why are you looking at me?

You probably told him to change the radio station for Bar 106 somewhere else, all right? I get a bad rating. Not you. Probably got banned from the Uber app. That part. Vic up bad. You got bad from the Uber app?

Yes. Wow. And then Uber bought Postmates and I don't have that. No, you think it's so bad. Signed into Postmates one day. They're like, what was Uber eats? You owe us. I'm like, what?

How did this happen? But it was his friend's fault, not. Oh, yeah. Everything's always mixed friends. Yeah, yeah. It's so funny. He doesn't have anymore. He said.

Okay, back to Uber. Back to Uber letting you pay cash. Apparently, in order to be eligible for this, you have to submit, like, ID verification and all of that. But in Los Angeles, yes, you will now be able to, when you check off for your Uber, say that you want the cash option, an Uber driver that accepts cash. Okay. This is all bad.

Name Rodrigo will probably pull up. Hey, but they cannot give you change. So make sure you have like exact. Also, if you overpay, it'll give you credits on the app. Okay, that's cool. Do you not know what's going to happen? What? This is going to happen.

You're going to pull up. The driver's going to know you got cash. He's going to be like, look, I'm going to cancel the ride. Shoot me the cash. That's what happened. That doesn't happen. Yes, it does. Come on, man.

Yeah. Now there's someone in an Uber. Well, I gave you an idea. I want 10%. All right. There also is time restrictions. Cash trips are not available between 11 p.m. and 6 a.m. Very smart.

Smart. Very, very smart. Yeah, you can't do that. It makes sense. That's when you need it the most. Yeah. No, use Uber the other way when you need it the most. Getting home into the morning, bro.

I got a 30 in my pocket. My homie's always like, I'll give you cash. She gives me like 10 bucks. No. But someone said something real online. They said, isn't this just making Uber's taxis again? Yeah. Taxis existed before Uber's and Uber's were made in the like as another option to taxi.

Literally just how streaming is now like cable again. It's all just a cycle repeating itself. Oh my. Okay. You got tripped out, right? No. The difference is that with Uber, it's like over. Uber.

Tell me what happens Over edge Tell me what happens Over there It's an app Like you don't have to talk to anyone With the taxi You have to pick up your phone

I bet you there's apps for taxi No way I bet you I bet you there's like a yellow cab app Or something There's a cab driver outside Smoking a cigarette angry as hell right now The only thing they had

For themselves They could take cash I kind of miss that. Getting in a taxi and you're just blowing smoke and then it's going into your window. No, I don't. They do like extra circles. I've never been in a taxi. Really?

Yeah, you're a baby. Yeah, I've never been in a taxi. Do it right now. Do it right now. All right. Spina Cash. Mike Tyson and Money Mayweather. This is a cash grab if I ever, or a cash punch if I ever saw one.

They have agreed to a super exhibition to fight next April. Floyd Money Mayweather, Mike Tyson. I don't have to tell you, there are difference in weight classes already, but I guess we don't care about weight classes anymore. No. This is insane. And when they, well, clearly, they have an 11-year age gap. Yeah.

Our guy Tyson, next year, he's turned 60. Yeah. Bro. Money Mayweather, 49. Yeah. Oh, my God. This is getting on her hand. What are those old foot when the,

In SpongeBob, the superheroes when they went old. Oh, Aquaman and Barnacle Boys? Why are we doing this? She's terrible. Why? I think it's just because it's like two people that are big, you know? Yeah. And we just want to see them in the same ring.

And it's like, it's just entertainment at this point. Yeah, to me the thing is, nothing else. Even though it's an exhibition, I know Money Mae is not going to want to lose. Yeah. And I know that Tyson's going to take some shrooms and not care. Yeah. He doesn't care if he wins or loses, Tyson. Yeah.

He's all about. the journey. He's like, we got here. But I guess what's different is that when you're in a different weight class, the punches while they still hurt, it's not going to do the damage to Tyson what you would do to someone in your weight class. You know what I'm saying? Like, you might be able to knock other people out.

You're not going to be able to, like, knock Mike Tyson out. It's going to be like you're just hitting like, peep, peep, peep, pimp, piqu, and he's, all right, here we go. But if Tyson even gets won. Because granted, when Tyson fought Jake Paul, they were not, it's not as big of a different as this one is now. Like, like, Jake is a little bit, like, a little bit thick,

like a little bit, I don't know, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what word to say. They just say, Gerty. Is that a weird? He's girthier? That's pretty crazy.

Gertie, gertie. Wow. You don't think about another man's girt. Not my problem, all right? Not my problem. There has been no talks about, like, what money is being exchanged for this, but a lot of fight,

blogs and media have assumed or, like, speculated that it has, has to be at least $10 million each. So if you were to go ahead and fight somebody that could possibly end you with one punch for $10 million, I know anyone in here would take it. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's a glorified sparring match. And when we're talking about it, I was like, oh, my God, this is terrible for the sport

of boxing. I will be watching this. I know you will. I can't lie like I won't watch it. Yeah, it's tentative. Right now it's not like, and not everything's set in stone, but they're like working on it to be April. 2026, so just get ready, my friends.

I'm going to watch it. Of course, we're going to watch it. I'm going to be complaining, but I'm going to watch it. Yeah, they get us every time. Yeah. Here I am. All right. I saw this new story. Over there, did you, I don't know, Long Beach is getting its professional baseball team?

What? Long Beach? Can I apply? Oh, gosh. You just lost your game. You struck out. Last night. Four times, right?

And you lost on your birthday, which is supposed to be when you have the magic touch, bro. I can say it. up. I could try. You could try. You could try. It is part of the PBL. It's a league that is closely attached to the MLB, partners with them, but operates individually. Right now, their name is the Long Beach Baseball Club, but they are looking for a new name. Oh, I was watching the news, and they're saying people have suggested the Long Beach Fluffies. That's kind of cool. Why? Because Fluffies from there. Oh Wouldn't it be more like Long Beach dogs for Snoop?

Yeah, that's what I was about saying. Well, Warren G is part owner. Oh, cool. Oh, that's not happening. Psych. That's so easy. Regulators? Yeah.

That's what I would have said too. That's an us thing, though. Like, that's an us thing. Imagine like when the game starts Regulators. Mound up. It would be perfect. He is only part owner, though.

So we don't know. They're leaving it up to the people to decide. And we, as non-residents of Long Beach, would like to name you. Regulators! Regulators! Is that everyone in the corridor? What's up, Greg? I think the Long Beach shorties, because E-Man is from Long Beach.

Oh. So I think that that'll be a good one. You just picked the flight. All right, well, from now until September 12th, community members, you have the opportunity to submit what you. you think this new pro team temporarily dubbed the Long Beach Baseball Club should be called. Well, their college baseball team is the dirt bags. I always thought that was super cool.

That's cool. It's going to be hard to, like, top that, to be honest. And you know, the other clubs out there, what they're called. Yeah. What? Seveas. Oh, no. No, no.

Oh, no. No, the actual. Right? Yeah. Okay, sad. They have long in it, right? The long shorman. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Okay, Vic. Now all of a sudden. all of a sudden Are you talking about Crips? No I don't know what you're talking about I'm asking

I don't know but what would you What about like East Siders Oh yeah the East Sider No but then All the other parts of the city would hate it Oh Yeah True

I think regular But Snoop said you can't spell West without the EES And I was like oh yeah That's true That's a fact Come on a way No

No nobody All right, well, we're going with regulators. We mean nothing. If you are a community member, you can submit a short video that explains why the name would be fitting for a Long Beach team. Afterwards, a panel of judges will select up to three finalists. Your deadline is the 12th. Then there's going to be a second round that will determine the winner. There are no limits to the number of entries a person can submit, but they must be 18 years old or older and a resident of California.

Oh, we don't even have to vote. Oh, no, we got to leave that to Long Beach. Let's not have that. We know what's best for them. Where we don't live. I know, exactly. That's messed up. That's best up.

All right. Well, that's really cool. That is really cool. You deserve that. It's going to be great. I can't wait to buy regulators hat. Facts. And then also if you can submit a short video, I'm just thinking all like the new, like,

is short line from all there? No. No, no, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no.

No, no. No, short line. Oh, okay, okay. But you can do a music video out there for 30 seconds, and I don't know. Rappers, this is your time. It is. Make a video, you got 30 seconds to make your video, why it should be named whatever you want to name it. Regulators.

I'll just show the first 30 seconds of the music video. Yeah, the music video with Nate Dog and Warren G. That's it. We should just all submit that. Need I say more? All right, well, there goes that. All right, let's get into the nominees for a simple week. These are the nominees for the Simp of the Week.

Simps, Simps, Simps, Simps, Simps, Simps. All right, Maximil, we got to get into these nominees. It was a tough choice. It was a short week. Yes. But the Simps came out. Yes. Our first nominee is none other than rapper, Drizzi, Drake.

Drake. I will, I go tell the play that all I, right. So Drizzi Drake was in his got to go. bag and he was talking about his type of girl. This is what he said. I don't know if the world is ready to accept like what yeah what is my like partner

because I feel like there it's like it's kind of it's like some like tweaked out like gauth kind of like tatted all over that's your type yeah yeah that is everybody's type such a troll

yeah he says how he loves real Ripley's WWE superstar but she wouldn't be with him the one she's married Two, she's going to be like, hey, I got real abs. Real mussels? He even said, like, I'm not their type. Like, I like those girls, they don't like me back.

I think that's just he just fixated on her currently. That's all. Yeah, it's a thing. It's not a phase, Vic, okay? It's totally a phase. He also said O-Cubs, bro. He said O'Cubs. He said he wanted a golf girl with O'Cubs.

That's wild. And tweaked out. Makes no sense. He's trolling. I don't know. He wants a girl he could sing this too. While he's facing the wall in his room. Legs crossed on the floor.

He's just facing the wall. I think the first step is to grow some bings. Then we'll go from there. Ben, Drake, I'm not ready for that. I am not ready for that. Wait, that phase is past two. The emos aren't doing that anymore. Oh, true.

No. It's time. Bring it back. Slick back hair now. There. All right. All right. Next nominee.

Our next nominee is former NFL MVP quarterback, Josh Allen. So Josh Allen is married to actress. Her name is. Haley Steinfeld. She came out in the movie Sinners. While doing the press room for sinners, her and her co-star Michael B. Jordan were very touchy, flirty or some say professional coworkers. No.

There's no such thing as professional co-workers. Wait. There's no such thing as professional co-workers. No such thing as professional co-workers. No, what is that? What? If they're flirting like that. Oh, that, like them being professional co-workers.

But there is a such thing as professional co-workers. I'm saying that they were saying their professional co-workers. Angelica. All right, look. But when it comes to this, you could tell they have chemistry. They do. Haley Steinfeld and Michael B. Jordan, who has also been crowned the sexiest men alive.

Many times. By all these magazines. And Vic. And Vic. When did I say that? He did say that. Right? So he's a beautiful boy, right?

Yeah. Born and Sanana. I didn't say anything. Born and Sanana. Yeah, Born and Sanana. Him and Haley have like incredible energy. And then in the film, they are love interests, right? They're intimate.

She, like, surfboards on him. Wow. It's wild. Vampire vibes. It's a whole thing. And I guess that moment is. why what her man said just doesn't make sense listen to him but when we watched it at the premiere I was crying at the end like I was just so proud of her I get emotional thinking about it

but it was a it was a pretty cool experience bro I would be crying too but not too not proud of her yeah nothing made me emotional like sad in that movie at all knowing that like he is such a talented person and the NFL MVP and then his girls on screen doing this? Yeah. I was sad for him. He's emotional, not sad. He's emotional, proud.

That's what he said, you know? And this is Josh Allen, like, a really known MVP NFL player or all of that. Like, he's the man in his world. Right? But Michael B. Jordan's the man in his world. Yeah. Yeah. However, he's married to Haley.

He's got the girl. Yeah. He got her. He's a simple pimped that he got the girl. But here she is. And Michael B. Jordan, they're like, ha, I'm talking about you. Flirting. During interviews.

Yeah. And he's like, oh, I just can't wait for what the world has in store for Haley. Michael B. Jordan said this. And then he goes, he did like a grunt too. That was insane. And that's not his girl. That's somebody else's wife. Okay.

Is it simper pimp of Josh Allen? We said yes. It was simper piff. But is Josh Allen more simp than goth drake? Yes. Yes. Yes. Dude, let's just give it a drum roll anyway.

Okay. And the simp of the week goes too. But when we watched it at the premiere, I was crying at the end. Like I was just so proud of her. I get emotional thinking about it, but it was pretty cool. This is how he was crying. No, you're getting together, bro. Remember who you are.

You're the prize. Come on, man. Right now, right now you're the simp. Sip, Sip, Sip. You need a homie or need some help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie helpline.

Leo needs our help. Leo. Leo sent us a DM and said, hey, Brownback. Hi. I need a homie help line. I was hesitant to send this, but I'm getting desperate. So I've been with my girl for six and a half years. She's amazing and I love her a lot.

I wouldn't change my situation. Just one thing that honestly bothers me. she doesn't like going down and she doesn't like when I go down. He means like go down to like to check if there's anything under the bed kids because sometimes there's stuff under the bed, you know the scary stuff and she doesn't want to do it and then he doesn't want to do it.

They also live on the hill. He doesn't want to go down to the store. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she also doesn't want him to go either. So nobody goes to the store. There's no shopping. Yeah, probably smells. What?

The store smells? I don't think that's why. Go, keep reading, please, sir. Okay. He said, I know the fellas are going to say leave her or cheat on her, but that's not what I want. Greg. I know some. I know some.

I know sometimes she tries, but only because I bug her about it. So I feel either she's not confident, not trying, or just confused. Confused? Yeah. He said, it frustrates. me, but I also don't want her to feel bad. Then, Brownbag, when I try to go to downtown Nile on her, stupid.

She pushes me away and says that she doesn't like it. It makes no sense. Well, downtown L.A. is kind of smelly. Yeah. Stay away from my crypto. You have to pay for parking. You have to pay for it now? Keep going.

And I feel, and I end up feeling like she doesn't want me. Ooh, that rejection. Oh, that's sad. Yeah. So he said, this has led to some tension at times and often kills my mood. I hear my homies talk about how a girl goes all the way to Santiali on them. Stupid.

That's a new one. That's a new one right there. And my girl won't even go to Dodger Stadium with me if you know what I'm saying. Ayudanme, help me brown bag. All right. She's boycotting. She's boycotting. It's your homie's fault for telling you the lies that the girls go to Santhiali down on them on Santhia.

The lies! Yes. This is not lies. It's true. Sansealis probably has some skilled workers. Especially in the world. I agree. Yeah.

When you got a good deal in the Sanseilles, you're going to brag about it. Yes. Yeah. Like these socks? Woo! Yeah. Sometimes they go to Santiali and Little Tokyo for you. Oh.

What? Wait, wait. All right. They're like neighbors. They're like right next to each other. Yeah. No, I'm just saying like sometimes. But like how do you know?

I heard. From who? Word on the street. Okay. Okay. When you find a good deal. You don't, you have to explain that now or later when you go home to your girlfriend. What you mean, Santiago, and Lil Tokyo?

Are next to each other. Who are going to Little Tokyo on you? Who? Exactly. Just no, be ready for that. Be ready for that we go home. All right. Geography.

That's funny because Dodger Stadium's like on the outskirts. It's like a little park. It's getting near downtown L.A. Not only is she not down to go to. Downtown. Downtown. She also's not with it when he tries. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Yeah. And he's on the line. Leo. Leo. Leo. Leo. Yo, what's up?

Oh, Leo. Leo. I'm going to give you a bro hug. A bro hug? Yeah. No, he wants a mouth to hug. Oh, hey.

Yo. Leo. Hey, yo. No, you way, yo. You set this in, Leah. Yeah. That's your issue. All right.

It says you're desperate for a solution. You've been with this girl for six years. Six years and some change. You love her. You love everything about her, except that she is not willing to go to downtown Los Angeles on you. And she also doesn't want you to go anywhere near her downtown. Oh, my God, yeah.

So, nobody's not even. Not even, nah. Not even, not even, nah. I get into California. Aw. All right, bro. And this makes you feel like, damn, like, am I doing it right?

What's wrong? I think, what, tell me those feelings. Man, I feel like I'm not, I'm not hating me, you know?

Like, I'm not. Oh, you clearly are. Sorry. It's okay. Sometimes I feel like, man, like, I don't know if I'm in this,

you know what I mean? Like, and I told my friends about it. Like, yeah. You told your friends? I told Yeah, like You have a Gipat

And You know They tell me the same thing Like Oh yeah My girl does this I'm just like Damn

bro Like Yeah They go to Yeah They go to a little Tokyo And like Dude they're younger

Than my girl You know Oh Oh Oh But like But like Like they're less

Yeah Yeah Like my My girl You know She's older And she's You know

You know, that's why, you know, like mature women. They know what's something. You said that. You said she's tried and you've tried, right? So what happens when she tries to just even near, what's the, what's the one-on-one? When she, yeah, when she gets on the 110. What happened? All right.

Well, she just doesn't, I ask her why doesn't, why doesn't she like you, right? But she just told me. it just feels weird. That's how she tells me. Yeah. Is there like bumps on the road or something? No. Don't do that.

Stop, Greg. She's regularly. And like when, you know, obviously when she's trying, right, does it get awkward and then it does it turn into a conversation or like what happens? Like, does it everything completely stop? Is there like traffic? It is cool when she tries it. But like she's blinded her teeth.

lot you know what I'm driving over there you know downtown it's a scary place yeah you know like it's yeah it hurts man oh my god it hurts

do you go all right hold on hold on so she's tried and then she says it feels weird and then it also feels weird for you because all of a sudden you're a snack and it's not the one you want to be so yeah I guess what are the times that you try

like have you taken a shower before going to downtown or like are you are you are you grooming yourself before you go to downtown oh yeah yeah you know we we we both we groom ourselves you know we we're shower before anything happens i don't want it to be trying it's a bush it's it's all bush yeah oh no no definitely you know she she does all that you know we're we're both ready we're both clean you know yeah there's no but is it like a schedule because the way you make it seem it's like it's a scheduled situation where it's time to go to downtown. Yeah or is it or is it something that happens like

naturally in the flow in the mood. Does it like we do it like you don't schedule it it. It just happens like we just go with the flow. Yeah. Yeah. Like when it happens it happens and then you start like just pushing her head down to go to Santiali

she's not with it. Don't do that. Don't do that. She has to feel well I'll let people Yeah, I feel like she's clearly because she's older She feels like she needs to be in control Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe that might make her feel like she's not in control for some reason or another But I don't know But she doesn't like it done to her

Yeah, she also doesn't like when you try mr. Mr. Bigmouth so what is what is she? What complaint does she give you there? It's the same thing she said it feels weird like you know for sure When you go to downtown Mm-hmm. She says it feels like weird she's not used to that

but it's been like I said it's been the past six and a half years yeah like what do you mean I'm hungry are you hungry? Oh that's why but you're down there like my precious like of course it's gonna feel weird

when you're down there like a miniature pincher of course Daddy hungry he probably uses his teeth too hey Leo Leo

Leo, I have a question. Leo, have you tried showing her instructional videos on how to be a better downtown goer? No, I have not, man. I talked about it. But she said, like, no, I don't watch that. I'm not going to watch that. I'm like, come on so you can learn, you know, like. Yeah.

And it seems that in that area, she is. closed off. She's closed off. She likes it a certain way or like she's comfortable with certain things. While you love her in all the areas, you would want her to be more free and open downtown. Yeah. Like in that area. Okay.

Again, you don't want to cheat on her and you don't want to break up with her. That's very important because I'm going to tell you right now, 10 times out of 10, the fools are going to call up and be like, hey, bro, I know a girl. Oh, our homie, David Vermeiselae is going to give you his cousin Titi again. But no, it's going to be a whole thing. You want to stay with her. You just want some advice on how to make that area just more like, hey, let's explore here.

And it seems like she's also, do you feel like she's giving it the effort or just like when she does it? No, she's giving her the effort. But it's like I said, like, you know, like. She's not. No, savi. I tell her, like, hey, don't, don't be using that because it does hurt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

We're using that. Okay, all right. Let's go to the phone lines where we need calls. We need to help our guy. His girl will not go to the Callejones on him. No. She will not. God.

She won't even try to, she won't even go on the 5 or the 10 or the surrounding freeways, the 110, the 1-1, yeah. She won't even watch a video of somebody going to. Yeah. No, no, she don't like it She's from the old seat She's like, I'm not coming in downtown LA Not any used to be Actually literally

Literally Not how we're leaving Ender show Hold on Anti defend yourself That is wild No we mean literally She used to be like

Well I don't go to anyway We should all know what I'm saying We should all know Left about each other The streets aren't confusing over there. No, you guys are taking it something else. She's no one of saying it. Literally.

Literally. Her mom literally used to be like, I don't want you going to downtown hell. That's true. That's true. I don't know if that helps. It's true. I don't think mom's encouraged.

And then actually, it's okay, mom, I'm with Letty. What? You're making it work. Yes. I'd be like, mom, I feel sane. Hey, Wendy. Five, two, We can carpool.

This girl won't go to downtown on him. That's sad. At all. And she doesn't let him go to downtown either. Bory. Nobody's going anywhere in that household at all. They stay inside. Exactly.

So he hit us up. He's been with her for about six and a half years. He doesn't want to leave her, cheat on her, anything like that. That's not an option. But he just really wants her to go down to downtown for him. Yeah. And she's tried. She's tried.

He's tried, they've tried together. And nothing happens. No one got the right. It's okay. When I cry, you cry, you cry, I got. Anyway, so they've tried. She wants to appease him and please him, and he does the same, but she can help the things that she feels.

She don't like it. Yeah. He's like, well, get to like it. Yeah, he's obviously asking for help because he doesn't want to go outside of the situation. He loves her. And she loves him. She's trying to, because I bet, I probably. I miss you a thousand percent.

We don't love you. We ain't going to try. Mm-hmm. Shamin try. Get away from me. And every time she tries, she uses her teeth. Yeah, he said she grinds her teeth. Well, you make that.

She, she, hey, did we get it? Did we get it? Leo, we got it good? That's the story? Yes, no. Anything you would like to add. Tell me, like, what her best qualities are.

Like, what do you love about her? You know, I'm from, she's a Latino, so. All right. Okay. Okay. Anything else? She's good looking, I love about she's weta. She's kind.

She's kind. She's kind of personality. She's smart. She takes care of me when I'm sick. She has family. Oh, but she cooks for me. There you go. There we're getting.

Oh, no. Like, she's got to see me fuck a lunche, you know? Nice. In all the other areas, A plus. Yeah. But just right there, it's like room for improvement. Room for improvement. Let's see.

All right. Hilole. All right. Let's go. Let's go to Jess. Jessica in Southgate. What's up, Jessica. Jessica. Jessica. Jessica. Hi, good morning, Jessica. Jessica. Hey, good morning. Hey, we've got to talk to you a quick, baby girl, because our guy Leo hit us up. He really wants him and his girlfriend, who have six years, to get a little bit more curious when going to downtown. All right. He says that he would like her to be more open to him going to downtown L.A. on her and her to want to be more open, literally. to go to downtown LA on him.

He says that she's like, I don't like it. This is just not for me and she's tried, but she doesn't like either of them doing it. What would you tell him, Jess? I personally think he needs to sit down and have a serious conversation with him about how this is affecting their relationship in the bedroom area. If not she got to go. It's not she got to go.

Why? I'm going to tell you right now. As a girl, I'm telling you. Go ahead, go ahead. As a girl, tell her, go. Why? You know what? As a girl, I realize that that's a very important feature to have in the bedroom.

And a man cannot go without that. Like, as a woman for you not to even realize that, it's shocking. But if he talks to her, she's still, you know, like, because at the end of the day, it is affecting the relationship. He's calling for advice, right? Yeah. So it is affecting it in some type of way. Right? now he's saying, oh, you know, I don't want to step out or anything like that, but it is going to

possibly in the future cause him to step out. And I'm telling you, based off my man has a friend that his girl does not do it, you know, as a guy, sometimes you tell, your thing to your girl, you know, about friends. And he steps out because his girl doesn't do it. She hole. You know, he had enough. So it's like, she, I personally think you can find another girl that will do that and pack you lunch, friend. Oh my God Jessica Straight to the point

I like Jessica Is that what you tell Is that what you tell your man's friend Because your man's friend Has a girl the same way Oh no I don't talk to my man's friends There's boundaries and respect

Oh my gosh Oh my goodness Amazing Yeah I love telling you about My man gets that done And when I'm done He takes a shower

And I'm in the kitchen packing his lunch Let's go So you can find a girl that's sweet, that's beautiful, that's all these great qualities, you just need to find one that has that extra little feature in the bedroom that it's important in the bedroom to have. If the bedroom is not 100, the relationship is going to crack down to pieces. Jessica.

Jessica, all right. So he has talked to her before. And he's also talked to his homies. And it doesn't seem like, well, I guess the situation to him is she's trying. Mm-hmm. But it's still, I guess. And he, off the phone, I've talked to him, and those things have been mentioned, like, I don't want to step out. I don't, and that was not the conversation to tell your girlfriend.

I don't want to cheat on you. But, like, it's not going to work in your favor, Jess. So you're saying just cut the six years out of your life. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You rather, I think the boys can agree with this. You'd rather have six years of not getting your jewels properly caressed. or you rather spend the rest of your life,

the rest of your life, not getting your jewels to rest. Yes, they caress the jewels in the jewelry district. Yeah, they down the area. They polish them too. Right there on Hill Street. Yay. They'll take care of your diamonds.

They'll have office by there. It's all great jewelry caressing. I like, it's one. She called it a feature. A feature in the bedroom. Yeah, yeah. It's a feature. So, all right, Jess.

Thank you for your call. Thank you for just being amazing. Amazing. I'm very, very honest. Was there ever a time where you weren't doing that? I don't do that when I am just dating a guy. Like, if we're not boyfriend, girlfriend, I don't know. No, no, no.

Was there ever a time where you didn't do that or didn't know how? Because I think she's also there. She's in the I don't know how. Yeah. And then you learn for somebody. Honestly, we, I've never, obviously I practice with like, my first boyfriend, you know, that's where I got my practice, because I know it's important for a man. But even if she doesn't know, there are so many things in the internet.

There's a, there's a story, okay, okay, okay, okay. We're going to put the jewelry and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah, Greg was going to ask me she had a sister. Let's go to Megan. In Huntington Beach. Megan. Megan.

Megan. Megan. Megan. Megan. Megan. Megan. What was that? Meg, are you there?

Hey, guys. Yeah, I'm here. Good morning. Meg. Hi, Megan. Get this, baby girl. So Leo has a girlfriend of six years. Loves her.

She's perfect. She packs some lunch. She's beautiful. They do it everywhere, except in extracurricular activity. She is not choosing any extracurricular activities with him. Okay? He's tried to go to downtown Los Angeles with her. I know if you're from Huntington Beach.

I don't know if you've ever been in downtown Los Angeles. But he wants her to do that. And she's like, oh, okay, I'll try. It just doesn't work out. He tries to go to downtown Los Angeles on him and on her. And she's like, oh, I don't like how it feels. Just get up. Bring up.

Get up. Yeah. And not your mouth smells. Whoa. So, Megan, what would you tell this couple in need? Yeah, so I had a thought that this, there's something called TMJ. So people sometimes have a hard time opening their jaw wide enough, and especially if you have somebody that's well-endowed,

that might be a bit of a struggle. But there's ways around that. There's, you know, like the hawk to us, right? Let's think we really like. There's no way I can sugarcoat whatever. Baby girl's just saying this. All right, all right. Especially with SUVs.

It's really tough to open the trunk. Oh, thank you. Yeah, you know, yeah, I couldn't think of any. There you go. But hot towing? Yeah. Yeah, so there's ways around it if, like, it's painful for her to open her jaw wide enough to chew that big, you know. Okay.

That's my friend Megan. Megan, Megan, did you go through that? How do you know? Are you talking from experience for, what is it, LBJ? She got TMJ. TMJ. TMJ. TMJ.

What is it? Temporal. Yeah, yeah. Temporal mandibble. mandibloor joint. Whatever I don't even know how to say. It's not a dislocated jaw? It's not a dislocated jaw,

but it is something where if you open your jaw too wide, it will pop and it will hurt and things like that. And yeah, and it's pretty painful. And I am lucky enough to have a husband who is not hurting in the size department. And so I've had to like find ways around it. And everything is just fine. My thought was that maybe she doesn't.

doesn't like it because she knows that it's going to hurt her and she doesn't want him to reciprocate because she'll feel like guilty if that makes sense that makes so much sense Megan Megan got a monster all at home the monster was like a big big lady me got a mamalona at home yeah your man is big a skyscraper a skyscraper yeah his city bus yeah my man my man's italian He got the bread steak He got the bread steak All right So then he got the Italian breadstakes He was a while

Yeah Bagget All right He got the bagget So it was tough It was tough for you But you figured out a way Yeah

100% Like yeah It can be difficult But if you incorporate Different ways To make your partner Feel good Then I think that

You know You won't feel bad About them Reciprocating And if she's worried about maybe like not being comfortable, you know, I think if they just have that open conversation about it, then they should be able to work it out. Well, pick up to you, Megan.

Yeah. Megan, look, it could have looked like an impossible task ahead of her, you know, but she was like, no, you know what, I'm going to, I'm up for it. Yeah, yeah, David and Goliath, come here, Goliath. You did that. You did that. And even though you have to probably recover, maybe drink some tea, do some jaw exercises after. Like, it's up down.

You are so right. Yeah, 100%. That is exactly right. I'm going to eat this bag yet, but it's going to hurt after. Yeah, she has to recover, but that's what you do when you love your man. She loves the unlimited breaststicks and salad. She does. She'll be going to olive garden all the time.

Even if after, he just looks like a... It's like Canelo like warm-ups? Yeah, no. Don't make her like Canello, no. More like Vic when he does that. Now I don't want to do it. All right. All right.

I don't know who to go to, bro. You're giving so much papers. Jose. Come on. Jose. Over there, Jose. David didn't want to hear David from East L.A.'s voice. What's up, David?

David. Hey, brought back. Good morning. David, by that. Let me recap you, bro. Let me recap your bro. Leo hit us up. Leo has with his girl for six years.

She's an amazing girl. Pack some lunch. Takes care of him in every way, shape, or form. However, she is not willing. to go to downtown on him and also not willing to let him go to downtown on her. He says that they both tried when he tries

doing it. She's like, oh, get away from me and then he's like, oh, but I'm hungry. My precious one of eat. And then she's like I get out of here. And then when she tries it's just doesn't, it's just like that. I don't know.

He says it hurts. He says it hurts. It feels weird for her. David, what advice would you give him to help this couple. Hey, okay, okay. So he thinks it's a bad thing that she doesn't know how to do what she's trying to do, right?

But I feel like, that's probably like the, okay, because that's what I told her to me, right? I was like, that doing that task is like tattooing, right? You only get good at it by doing a lot of them. How would you know? You told her me that?

Yeah, that's crazy. Hey, so, so you're, what do you want? You know, you pull up on your girl the one that you love and she blows her socks off and you're like this is one I want to marry I'm full you're not in love you're in love boy chill I get it like there would be a problem if she knew how to do it too well because it's like you only know how to do it well when you have practice yes and I'd rather I'd rather have I'd rather have the the bomb um I don't even know it's because you know my kids are listening I don't know I know I know I've been trying I've been trying this

whole morning he said he'd rather be the baddie of course you know so you got to, you know, as long as the other thing is, but that thing's right, you don't got to, you look like it. This is what I always always told. If you could beat it up, you don't have got to eat it up, right? So, boom. That's a bar. All right.

I guess that helps for guys. I guess it's on the other end with her. What, what, what, like, too, you know, what does, what does suck is like if you got to ask for anything, right? Like, when it's, you don't want to ask for a birthday gift, right? Yeah. Then it feels like a chore. You gotta make it not feel like a chore.

I want you to want to give me this birthday gift. Thank you, David. All right. Johnny, Johnny over there in the sack. Johnny in Sacramento. Johnny, we're talking to our guy, Leo. Leo has a girlfriend of six years, and she is not willing to go to downtown to lay on him.

Actually has gone to downtown to lay on him, but he's like, I don't like this. I don't know, too much. Too much. Too mouthy. Too mouthy. No, not mouthy enough. To tithe.

To t-tive. Yeah. She got all them teeth, then some, like a shark. I hate that sound. When he tries, when he's hungry, she's like, get out of here. You're not going downtown on me either. Johnny, how does he do it so that his girl is more, like, I don't know, willing to do this, you know? And he doesn't want to break up with her, and he does not want to cheat on her.

And he does not want to go to the figural area of downtown, okay? These are not options for him. Johnny, what would you tell him, bro? Yo, what up, guys Yeah, hello. Man, so I guess I'm pretty good at going down south.

I'm from up north, but, you know, I go to Disneyland all the time. Oh, okay. All right. All right. KVM, HD1, Los Angeles, Paro 106, L.A's number one for hip-hop.

Buenos Dias. We're inside the home help line. Johnny, can we make it anything but Disneyland, for a favor? Johnny, please. Johnny, please. No, so what I would tell homie is you got to make it feel comfortable. You know, like some girls, I'm not saying all, but, you know, they're kind of more reserved.

So you got to hype her up. You got to make it feel like, you know, you guys are doing the deed. Like, she's real comfortable and everything she's doing is right and she's looking right. Like, hyper less, man. Yeah, that's true. No, that's so true. Because you're less likely to do it when someone's telling you you're doing it wrong. Yeah.

That you get all insecure. So I want to tell you guys about your teas How they suck? You guys are less likely to give me a great tease. However, if I hype you up and be like, yes, girl, Vic. And then he's willing to be like, oh, my God, I got it right. Let me keep doing it. It's just psychology.

It is. But she's using teeth. Well, be like, yeah, I guess find the good in that. Find the good in the, like, yes, babe, you did so great down there. Like maybe next time So great I swear to go Maybe next time

Yeah maybe Yeah Flip your lip Under your teeth So you don't feel it Yeah It was perfect Except change

Everything No That's not right Try telling your girl that She's not She's not She'd be like Yeah

Yeah right Yeah Yeah This is the way You talk to Yeah Positive reinforcement I think

That's a good one I think that's a good one I think Okay Let's go to Sam In Bull Heights Sam Sam

wants his girl to go to downtown on him, but like the right way. She's not doing it the right way. And he doesn't want to step out on her. What would you say, Sam? Buenos Aires, Brownback. Look, I think Homeboy is not doing his duties as a plumber properly. Because when you're laying it down properly,

you know, and you leave her shivering and just in shambles. Hold on. Let him cook. Let him cook. Go, go, go, go, go, go. When you leave her just with her toes curled up, she's going to do anything you want her to do in that moment. No, no questions asked. I know from experience, like, you know, with my girl, you know,

oh, no, I don't want to do that, whatever. You know, I'm talking about, you know, cajuela things. You know what I'm saying? Cahuela. Under the cajuela. Under the cajuela in the trunk. In the trunk. And when you leave her shivering, shivering.

And, you know, in Shambles, she, she's like, what's up? What you want? You know, what you want? What position you want me to go in? Really? It's not, she goes to sleep because it's over and curled up? Nah, no, no, not, not. She, you look, she's putting things, you know, she's doing all that without, just like Homeboy said,

just like Homeboy said, you don't want to ask for a birthday gift, right? So, you know, she's doing it all without even being asked to. She's doing it all on her own, you know, because she's not. knows like this is the perfect time i want to make him happy i want to do these things for him now it's it's coming it's a her idea it's not a you idea it's coming from her and it's because she's she's just been blown away and when and this is without even him homeboy going downtown himself you know this is just him like maybe he needs to drive to tj buy a few blue bills out there and come back and and you know i mean or something whatever it takes for him to lay proper boom that's what it is you know

Yeah, I agree with Sam. Yeah, same here. Sam. Sam, I guess, yeah, so it's on him problem. He has to be the plumber, lay it down, shivering shambles. I just want to make sure I get this. Toast curled. And then she's going to be like, how do you want me, where do you want me?

I'm going to open the cahuela. Or you want me to open the hood. She's not going to have the use of her brain. She's just going to be in foal. What? What? Bro, Sam, you must be big dog in the game. You must be the man.

I want to be at the barbershop with Sam. He tells some crazy stories. Are they true, though? Sam, are you telling you a lie right now? Are you just guessing it up? I think he's being honest. Nah, no, no. I've been with my girlfriend since we were 18.

I'm almost 34. And so we've, you know what I mean? 16 years. We've done some things. There you go. There you go. Sam, there you have it. But Angie, can we talk about some?

Chishamation. Yes, you guys, is it mean girling or minding your business when your man is out here clowning one of your friends and you're just laughing about it. Oh, what is it? What is it? Mean girling? Okay. If your man talks smack about your home girl. Yeah.

Then you go hang out with said home girl. Isn't a mean girl thing? That's a normal Saturday. Yeah. It's a regular Saturday. Or minding your own business. Money on business? We got to get into it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What happened? Okay, so you guys know that there's some leak calls going on with Young Thug, right? Yeah. Every day there's a new one. I can't wait for a day to drop.

There is the new one, you guys. And it's this time he's actually going in on Glorilla while he's talking with his girlfriend, Mariah the Scientist. Why don't have people? People say she pretty. That's ugly. That's a thing she's like we are on them. Man. be like that

Rihanna You know what the man Oh, oh that bull's Big Mous Mousin' Wow He was going in on her

But Mariah's over there Saying like You think she's ugly And she's just laughing She's laughing She's laughing along And she's getting his ish off Yeah

And she's like Yeah they're saying She looks like Rihanna Which is kind of like She clearly didn't Diss her But she's valling it up Yes

To someone that's already Dissing her You know what I'm saying? It can also be like a nervous laugh like a, oh, like. No. For her to have volleyed the, the comment. It's like if she's, she's fielding it.

Yeah, because it was like a half attempt at a defending her, but also she knew the, from what all he was saying, that she, he wasn't going to agree. And be like, oh, yeah, she does look like Rihanna. Don't ever disrespect my girl, Glorilla, like that young thug. She is fine. No, he kept going. I would not pursue her at all. seen a video walking past that big mouth they're like always laughing looking at that she looks funny she looks funny and the girl look funny man who the hell for so who's trying to smack

this oh what you even talk about exactly like that why did that even come up it's unnecessary and see the the thing with these leak calls we don't know who's doing it I don't we don't we don't behind it but I feel like they literally have a blockbuster video set up of just leak calls it's a all for sure every day it's a new one but this one I guess they're cut in such a way that you only hear this part of it. You don't know what led up to it. You know how or how. But him even being like, I would not pursue her.

He got rejected. Why? You're talking to your girlfriend. I know. That's weird. I'm wondering if he was in the dog house or something and he had already gotten caught up for like talking to other industry girls or something that he had to defend himself so hard about like, no, I would not pursue her.

I would not. Oh, I think she's ugly. I think this, this is not. And he's not like he's putting extras on it. That's the only thing. Because I have, like, conversations with my girl. My girl will be like, oh, you think so-and-so's pretty? And I'm like, I look at her.

I'm like, is it safe? But I'll be respectful. I'll be like, oh, she's not really my type. Or I'll be like, yeah, she's pretty, you know? But like, you don't do too much. You don't go over like, no, no, like, that's excessive. Especially if you know her. Yeah.

Well, that's different, big, because you're saying like your girl's the one that's bringing it up. Yeah. This one, young thugs like, oh. He's brought it up. Oh, yeah. I would never pursue that. I saw her in, yeah. She's so ugly and skinny and long.

And it's like, sir? What? I don't know. You're ugly and skinny and long. Hey, I love his defense, though. No, so yeah, Glorilla actually said, like, on Twitter, she was saying, like, oh, this is the man that's, like, blowing up my phone saying, like, oh, asking, like, what color my eyes are. Yes. And then, funny because young thug actually responded, said, like, I'm so sorry for you.

He's like, first of all, I'm sorry to you for my words. and I honestly don't think you're ugly at all. I was speaking from jail just having a hard time with life. I don't like bashing girls and hardly ever did. I'm sorry to you, twin. Oh, yeah. He got rejected. And that's why he's mad.

He hardly ever did. No. Go ahead. Oh, so people are saying like, so you just call her ugly again because you call your twin. Yeah. And you know what's wild is he's not really responding to many of these leaked calls. Like he didn't respond to the Echendricone.

which we're tweeting responses. And all of these calls, just for backstory, all of these calls are from a certain time where he was locked up. And so clearly he's having back and forth calls with his girl, different people and his crew, and all of that. He says he hardly ever talked smack.

But Gorilla was the hardly ever part of it. And I'm sorry I was going through a hard time. I was depressed, so I just had to call you ugly. That was the funniest part to me. I was just going through a hard time. I had to say everything, everything's super negative about you. Yeah, and also, like, not knowing it would ever go out, right? Because they say, like, hurt people, hurt people.

So it was probably, like, if she was in front of him and him calling her ugly is one thing. Yeah. But it's that he was just, he was talking to smack with his girl. Yeah. But that's not just, like, a random girl, that's his girl's friend. Hold on what? Mariah the scientists. Mariah the scientists is friends with Gloria.

Yeah. Because actually, like, fans are being really messy. And so they brought up, like, this old video, like, maybe, like, two months ago where Marion the scientist brought up Gorilla on stage. And Gloria, it's actually... No, Gloria brought out Mariah. Yeah. Oh, sorry.

And then Gloria was hyping up Mariah saying, like, yeah, sing that song that I love. And they're being friends right there, right? But go ahead. You also have to understand, like, it's industry friends. Like, we don't know how close they are as far as, like, actual friends, friends. Well, it is a look. And I guess what the conversation is, is that you were there while your man was talking down on her and saying all these things about her.

And then you were there like, oh, yeah, they say she looks like Rihanna. And knowing that he's not going to have a positive response. He's like, you know what she does? Actually, she's beautiful. Yeah. He's going to have a negative response and you're laughing. And it's like, okay, then why are you showing up to her show?

Why are you popping out of her shows? Why are you? That's true. Like, even as an industry, home girl, why are you doing that? Mm-hmm. Why are you there? Mm-hmm. But then what's the other, it's a whole drama.

It is. So it's like on one side, it's like, Mariah, you know, like your man is talking smack about Glorilla. But Glorilla is over here saying, it's like, girl, you're not telling Mariah that her boyfriend's hitting you up blowing her phone, like blowing your phone. Oh, yeah. Because Gloria's response to this whole thing was you were just texting me telling me, yeah, blowing up my phone. So it's like, all right, who's really the mean girl and who's minding their business?

Yes. Because Mariah could be like, I was minding my business. That's my man's call. Like, that's it. Yeah. And then Gloria's like, I'm not going to tell you that he was hitting on me. But now that he called me ugly, I'm going to talk about how he was hitting on me. It's just a good old case of them being.

fake to each other. Yep. Everybody. Everybody. Even Doug. Oh yeah. No. Yeah.

The fake is, especially with his apology, it's like, come on, bro. Just stand on what you said. He was going through a hard time. No, but if you don't find her attractive, then just be like, yeah, I'm sorry that call got out of what I think about you. But, you know, that's it. Like, that's the truth. His apology actually makes sense to me.

Yeah, he was going to a hard time. No, him being like, you didn't deserve that. Of course. Yeah. Like, you didn't deserve that. I was saying these things, I was not good. It was not, it was not cool of me. It didn't want there.

But you meant it. It's what I'm saying. Like, he should just stand on it at this point. That he just, that's it. Worse. I'm glad he apologized out of all the things like a... Accountability.

Yeah. And I do think like, I guess there's, there's convos we shouldn't be hearing. Like, through all of this, what I'm seeing is like, bro, his, whatever privacy rights he has, they're hell of vile. Yeah.

But it's not going to stop. I don't know who has these calls. Me neither. And I don't think that the worst of what young Doug has said in jail has come out yet. No, this is a law. And already we've had so much. We've had him talking to authorities seeming like he was cooperating, which is something that is a no-no.

Don't cooperate. Don't say anything. Don't have two-hour conversations. None of that. Then he's on the line talking about how someone was responsible for his friend passing away. But also saying, but I'm not going to tell. but he's he got my friend Yeah

Not here anymore Which is telling Because you're on a recorded line You know that you're in jail Then there's the talking smack about Kendrick Then now there's the talking smack about Gloria And there's stuff all in between right? Yeah

Where's the Where is this even gonna go? I don't know If your young thug Do you now say like Dang I probably just got to tell on myself Yeah Before it's online

Yeah Because it's a smear campaign going You might as well just say that you said negative things about everybody and just call it a day. Yeah. You got to say, hey, there's more to come. Because this person's probably like, yeah, I'm not going to stop, right? And has shown he has. Yeah, he hasn't.

He has a lot of stuff. Yeah. Hey, just so you know, Drake, I called them your abs fake and I don't know. He just got to say next up. Yeah. Start listing it. Bruh, it's bad. I've never seen something like this in hip hop.

The leaked calls. And everybody, like we're saying, like, industry or fake. Yeah. They probably do. They probably all clown. They probably all talk smack. They probably all mad that someone didn't give a verse like it is with Kendrick. Probably talks to a guy and a girl probably talk smack about other celebrities.

As does any couple. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? General. It happens. It just shouldn't be out like that. It shouldn't. We're inside their brain at this point.

You know, they're super private conversations. Which, by the way, who are you telling to your girl is ugly and you would never hit on? because you admitted that you do that too. Oh, yeah. Just random girls on Instagram? No, like who? On Instagram. What's, yeah, what's their name?

Because we have to leak call here. Oh, yeah. Oh, wait, isn't it? Don't we have to go to commercial? No. Go on! We have Chris Brown tickets for you this beautiful Friday. Okay, we have Chris Brown tickets for you.

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You ready to sing with us for these Chris Brown tickets, baby girl? I don't know Mariah Carey, but I'll put some notes on. Oh, you're so cute. Yes, I need you to try your best to finish off the rest of the song once it drops out. Okay, it's a Chris Brown song so that you could go see Chris. Brown live, all right? All right, let's do it. Here you go.

Hold on. Tell me a much crazy Tuesday. Tell me on something Tuesday. I'm about to put this love in the club, but it's fair. It's something. I forgot. I forgot. That's how far I could go.

All right. All right. We're just going to put it on hold. Did you say boo thing? What did you say after? Like, how did you? What did you say? What did you say?

I don't think she doesn't know. Tell me a few things. Tell you a few things. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

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You ready to get what is with this Chris Brown? Man, let's try to get these tickets. Let's try to get these tickets. All right. Bro, we're going to play a Chris Brown song. One to drive. drops out, you're going to continue singing, all right? All right, sounds good.

Tell me who's getting all my love. Who's getting all my love? Tell me who's, who's getting on my truck? Who's getting all my love? Let's, you like for the baby girl, Leila, our guy, Jamal. Just say, yeah. Jamal, you are going to see Chris Brown.

We got two tickets for you, bro. Hey, you hit that. No, he did. You did that, bro. Wow. Look, all of brown, and that's all, y'all, bro. You're in a brown bag all morning here and Chris Brown all the time? All right.

I'm going to hit you with another one just because I want to hear you sing it. All right, all right. Let's get it. Yes, let's go, Jabal. You're going to go see Chris Brown. Congratulations. This guy can sing. Hey, Jabob, April, April, can you sing?

April, can you sing that? I'm going to put you in the clear. All right, let me see, let me see. Go, go, go, go. Power 106. We're back in the morning. Power 1.0C. Yeah.

Let's go! Yeah. You're going, bro. Yeah, you're going. I'd like to book you at my nest event as well. Check my girl. I don't even have one. We got one more pair of tickets before E-Man comes in and puts us in a great mood.

All right, let's go to Jackie and Altsina. Jackie. Hi, Brownberg. Hi, Jackie. No pressure. No pressure, but Jamal just killed it, Jackie. All right, Jackie. Good, I don't know if I can follow up with that.

All right, Jackie, I'm going to start playing a Chris Brown song, and then you're going to finish it, okay? Are you ready? If you can do this correctly, got the right words that go after and everything, you get these tickets, okay? Okay. All right, go. Leg out.

You suck, Greg, for me. You suck. That was a set up. That was a set of. What are you? Are you ready? I'm getting paper. Look at me next.

Look at me next. All right. Just all of them like. What? That was easy. No. That was confusing. No, who's that?

Yellow. Marit. Yellow. Lamborghini. All right. Hazel. Giole, Hazel. Yes.

I'm ready. You ready? All right, Hazel. I'm going to start playing a Chris Brown song. If you can finish off the lyrics correctly singing a song. in it already. You get these tickets, okay? Okay. How you feeling today, Eman?

I'm feeling good. Like I was telling you earlier, I was scared. I was going to be late today. Why? Because I was coming from downtown L.A. Your crazy. I'm the same. The lanes were actually wide open.

Oh, my gosh. Which part of downtown L.A.? I was in the historic Filipino town area. Oh, my gosh. That's deep. That's deep in downtown. That is deep in downtown. It has a very fresh hot pond he saw there.

Hot pond. He was right there off temple. If you aren't, Just to dig in, you have to go back and listen to the homie howplice to get the references, all right? We were saying downtown LA for something else. DJ Eman! I'm talking about downtown L.A. No, you're not.

There's not lanes wide open over there. I promise you that. Construction everywhere. All right. DJ Eman, thank you so much. We'll see you again next Friday for the Brownback Morning's House party. And keep it here because what's going down, Victor? Look, cowboys were spitting, eagles were swallowing, and lightning was striking.

The NFL's first game was crazy. easy, you guys, and I'm going to tell you all about it next. Aw. What happened cowboys. Cowboys lost to the Rams last night. Eagles. Eagles. Yes.

Of course they lost. Of course they lost. Sports! But there was so much drama and shenanigans. There was lightning. Yeah. There was spinning. There was ejecting.

Yeah. So the Cowboys lost. You know, that's not, you know, nothing. Nothing, yeah, that wasn't out of the ordinary. Chill out. They almost won. That was a clue. They almost won.

Give it to the homies. Give it to the homies. Yes. But we all found out that America's quarterback, Dak Prescott, is a spitter. Not a follower. Shut up. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So we all found out on live TV yesterday. This is the clip. I Hoc to. Bye. Hey, he's just like you. Here we go.

Here's the clip. I'm just like that He's just like that He's just like that I'm not I'm not I don't What to Vic and

Dick having comic I hoc too Yeah Well at least I wasn't caught on live TV Okay Like that's Like that's Like

Like that Doc Prescott was Yesterday Did you live Do you leave them shivering in shambles When you When you do a big? Nah, this is what it is.

Deck gets engaged and he walks over and he spits on the ground and Jalen didn't like that. I'm sorry. Yeah, it was a game last night. Whole controversy over, over, Dach Prescott getting spit on. Yes, he got spit on. They injected Jalen Hertz. No, not Jailen Hertz. It was Jalen Carter.

Oh, the other Jailet. Yeah, so he was one of their best defense. Players got ejected early from the game for spinning on Dak, but later finding out that it was Dak who spat on him first. Yes. Or spat in his direction. Dak spat first. Yes.

And he got away with it. But, you know, they went on to lose the game, of course. Cowboys always lose. Stop. That's true. And they had a chance to win the game. But at the end, C.D. Lamb, who was like their star receiver, dropped the pass that would have, you know, helped get him ahead and stuff like that.

He forgot he had arms. Yes. And then there was a lightning storm that delayed the game as well. The game was delayed. I went to check the score at one point in the evening. And I was like, oh, I want to see if the Cowboys did the thing on them. And it just said delayed. Yeah.

It said 20 to 24 delayed. Mm-hmm. And I was like, what's Zach doing over there? Yeah, exactly. Zach. He got away with it. Zach? It's my homie Zack.

The homie Zach over there. What is doing over there? The homie Zach goes. Well, look, I don't know what was more disappointing. America's team losing or the two Canadians who dropped me. music last night. I gole. Wow.

Yeah, look, Drake went on stream yesterday. He premiered some new music, and it's honestly some of the worst music I've ever heard from him. For real? Shut up. Literally ever. Listen to this. That's your side.

And I love when they're talking away. They've been talking to 2008. I do choice with the money and fame. Give it till you and take it away. For real. What is this? What in the Yeezus is this beat? Exactly.

No, the beats. He has, yeah, it's a song with Yeas. who makes this type of music. So he was trying to get on his way. Yeah. Originally, Irvine. Oh, he's rich. Yeah.

He lived a good life. I bet you too, is great too. Like, see, I got a West Coast rapper on me. Yeah. They don't care about that. L.A. stuff. What? Compton Wood.

I got Yeat. I got Irvine. I got Irvine. It's so perfect over there. Yeah. And he has another song that was equally terrible with the Biggie Bar that was terrible. Just like Biggie said. I just need one chance, baby.

Just like Jersey said, I just need one dance, baby. He's for real? He's for real. Yeah, all the tune is not it. That was Drake. That was not AI. That was not made up. That was not any type of joke about him.

He did that song. Drake Live. He released these songs. Well, it's a whole vlog, and then it was somewhere within there. He has music. And then it's a lead up to Iceman that's coming out. Look, you already know where we stand, bro. And then you know where I'm.

stand you know you know what what side of the line I'm on I'll tell you respectfully Greg as the OVO fan in this crew Vic is a is a Drake fan yeah like I everyone is I feel like in our crew I was I was always one the ones like yeah yeah I can't recall it yeah but I would be that person where everybody is I love Drake I love Drake and it's a fine yeah it is but now you got a room of people and granted a community of people that are like yeah it's not hitting as the soul Drake like like detractor that you no matter what you are

this is this is poppy like you are always going to be down for shappay my king that's your daddy yeah if if letty were a Drake you would be Angie yes if letty was drink because you are my number one okay I know

I know Vick's not talking not what that tattooing is aren't I know he's not talking all right it's that how do you feel about this Drake music. It's hard to

defend him on this one. Like it just sounds bad. Like the Yit one's not as bad because that's the Yip beat is like that's a kind of... This is like his style. Yeah, that's his style. And I know when they're talking away. They've been talking to 2008. And then... Just like Biggie said, I just need one chance,

baby. Just like Jersey said, I just need one dance, baby. It sounds so bad. It's like you're supposed to put out top quality. You're the top goat, the goat of everything and the best of all time. And you want to do that? He dropped another song of party next door. And that one's just, oh. It's not hitting.

It's not hitting. Didn't hit at all. And, you know, people are online killing them as well. So everybody's also, like, even Drake fans, Kaysanade has been like a Drake fan in the past. And he went up and said, this is a waste of time. It was a waste of time. So it just goes to show that people are being unbiased and saying like, yeah, this is terrible.

Maybe that's a good, maybe this is a good test then. If he's doing it in his vlogs, testing if they like it, if they don't like it, I'm going to put on my album. I mean, I'm not going to put it on it. They didn't make it to DSPs. Yeah. So it's just on this vlog. He's seeing what the people are saying.

Yeah. Because for Drake, it's so important. It is very, it's probably more important to him than anybody else that this next album be a hit. That's what it is the most important thing in his life right now. So these little things are test to see what works and what's not because he cannot let that happen on the album. Yeah. So it might be a good temperature. That's what I was about to say.

He's hyping up this album so much. Like, Ice Mine everywhere. Ice Man, Ice Man. And all of us Drake fans are excited. Yeah, because you want him to win. You know, you want it to be good. And then we hear this and we're like, Drake, what the? Him too.

I bet you him too. Oh, man. But you said two Canadians drop bad music. Another Canadian let us down last night. Justin Bieber let us down. But not for the same reason. Not for the same reason, right? Because he announced he was dropping an album, Swag 2.

About a month ago, he dropped Swag 1. And we were all waited for it. We waited 9 p.m. Right? We're all just like, who's... No, hold on for the we all. I waited.

I waited. Yeah, I like the first album. Love believers. I did too, but I'm not waiting until 9 p.m. yesterday. I was waiting and waiting and waiting. And y'all couldn't have prepped? In the meantime?

Oh yeah, that's what I was doing. I was waiting and prepping. But it didn't drop until the morning time. All right? It just dropped like a couple hours ago. So it must have turned in his homework late or something. But it was better than Drake's. Listen to this song titled Bad Hunt

Honey, it's kind of giving me MJ vibes. Anything that sun touches Simba is yours. I will say something. Hold on. Why you say that? That's what it feels like. I feel like I'm in the jungle book or something when I listen to. You mean the lion here?

Like Tarzan or something like that. Yeah. Like Tarzan sweet. Like it sounds very soundtracky. Remember he's a pop star? Yeah. I will say. didn't listen to the full album, but as someone who heard half of it,

Vicks, just his choice of music right now, it's his girls. It's not him. Oh, it's mine. What are you talking about? There was better records than this one. It's called bad honey. Bad honey. It's good.

I texted Vick. Just letting everybody know. And I would just, as a staff record label and as a crew, Brownback Mornings, did not say what Vick said by calling him Michael Jackson on their song. No. I just said MJ. I didn't say which one? M.J.

which one? Michael Jordan. He sounds like giving Chicago Bulls. Okay. But just go. Like these are big words. MJ vibes.

I wasn't specific. Okay. All right. But now he has another song and it features our old friend. Everybody remembers Hurricane Chris. A. Bay Bay Bay.

Hey. Listen. I got Kelly Bad. Alice. Once I hit you going to get hooked and ain't going to never leave me. Got some friends and they all love just and be. Yeah, my mom.

I want to be. But it's like me. Yeah. Mama, want to be just like me. That's tight. Okay. I feel that one. There we go.

But still not. Hey, baby, babe. Hey, babe. You know if Beed was just turning up to that? Yes. Oh, yeah. He was turned. Yeah.

He was probably listening to one of our throwback weekends. Yeah. And he was like, bro, is this man available? Yeah. And then he was. I like that he's like has random features on here. Like he had a little B on the last album. He actually had him on this album again.

Okay. But yeah, just bringing around Hurricane Chris is like, well, we haven't heard him in a long time. No, at all. He also brought he has Thames on his. Thames, Tems on there as well. You didn't play the Thames record? It was all right.

Maximo, Ayurae, is your, his girl chose. That bad honey. You gave us this. It's not a bad song, but it's what he told her. Please stay, babe. Please stay, babe.

I texted Vic in the morning. I was like, this album only hits if you're in love. Because if you don't have a girl or anything, you're going to listen to it, like, wow, you just sound a lot of. So last album, because Bieber's married. Last album it didn't sound like he's in love? It was. There was more of a vibe.

Like Yukon was like more of a chill, R&B vibe. Yeah. Yeah, this is more turn. Straight. I love my wife. Yeah. Amazing. Executive produced by Haley Bieber.

All right. Thank you for that big. We're going to be checking out that new album. Greg, there's something going down. One of our favorite, favorite, favorite old school video games. What's happening? Yes. And y'all are going to feel like a kid again when you hear what this video game is coming to theaters.

Okay. Oh, a video game. Game in theater? Yes. Okay. Call of duty! C-O-D. So there's a new Call of Duty movie in the works.

Yes, Activision and Paramount are collaborating together to make a Call of Duty franchise, actually. What? Call of Duty. Whoa. Call of Duty, is it versus zombies? No, so that's a Call of Duty. That's a mini game in it. A mini game.

A mini game. A mini game of zombies in there. So you get to Call of Duty zombies on the maps that you play in the game. Okay. Everybody's just zombies. You have to survive. as long as you can. It's pretty cool.

Yeah. Nobody knows what exact call of duty they're going to make it after because there's so many there's Modern Warfare 2, modern warfare 3, Modern Warfare, Black Ops 1,

Black Ops 2, so... Too many. A lot. Hopefully. They got to do Black Offs. That was my favorite era. I think Modern Warfare would be a sick movie.

Yeah. I just hope they have a Goolog somewhere. Oh, that's the new... Yeah. Yeah, I'm not too sure what any of this is, but I'm happy for you. You know what I was thinking?

You know what I was thinking? Stay in your rooms. Okay, guys. Stay in your rooms. I was thinking that Ice Cube is a voice in one of the games. So I'm wondering if he's going to be a part of the franchise. That would be tight. Yeah.

That would be tight. Yeah. That would be a new ecology that he comes down. Yeah. The old heads are going to be stuck in the room. Yeah. And then Vic is going to be dedicating this to his growth and I'll leave him. While he's level he knows on how he.

His screen sounds like the, the zombie one. Yeah, I've been thinking about asking my girl if I could play the, the game pretty soon. What? He's not allowed to play by himself. This is a real thing. Research purposes. He can't play video games by himself because she feels like, bro, you're a manse,

don't do that. You're real? For real? Yeah. That's why. But I've been thinking about asking her. What do you mean? You can't play video game.

Don't be sad for boys. He signed up for this. It's for boys. He signed up for this. Vic likes it. He likes this. I'm going to cut the grass instead. Something, you know, very manly.

Go build the table. Yeah. Yeah. Is any trash on here? I got to take it out. Okay, keep it here. More brown back mornings on the way. More brown back mornings on the way.

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