Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 552 BBL… With Empty Pockets? 🍑💸 | Brown Bag Mornings (09/08/25)
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The more brown back, the better. Come on.
It's Power 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
Buenos Diaz.
Good morning.
Monday.
Happy Monday.
September 8th, we're here now.
I went to Disneyland over the weekend.
So did you, Maximar?
Yes, I saw you there.
It's Halloween time.
Oh, they have everything up.
It's Halloween time.
It's Halloween time.
And it's amazing.
You got to go celebrate Halloween time at the Disneyland Resort.
They have it all filled.
This is the first time me and the boy.
and Jorge did the photo in front of the pumpkin,
like actually waited in the line to take the photo on the pumpkin.
Usually we see the line and it's super backed up
and we're like, uh, it was around like 5 p.m.
So the weather was, it was like golden hour, quote unquote.
If you know photography, golden hour was the time to take a photo.
And so we went and we waited in line
and you can take it on both sides.
It was the coolest thing.
That is going to be our Halloween like card.
Post card.
Yeah.
As it should be.
Definitely everybody should go out there if you make if you can find the time to go to Disneyland
Disney California Adventure Park enjoy Halloween time my favorite part of even going into that area at any
time is to go into Plaza de la Familia over there at Disney California Adventure Park and being
able to do dedications to people that have passed away.
That's beautiful.
And seeing everybody else do that.
It feels like the park is for you too.
It's not just somewhere you go visit, have fun.
Of course it's amazing.
But this part where you can leave something behind, and they leave it on the whole season, especially until the De de los Mueros, it's a whole, like, tribute to people in your life that you love.
I'm sure I love Disneyland too.
So make sure you make your way on down there to Halloween time.
I know you guys are going, you're going soon, Angelica.
Yeah, like in two weeks.
Yeah, thank you.
In two weeks.
Have a great time when you guys get there.
All right.
We're going to get into money moves on the way.
And why your relationship with your dad, Loki, might be the reason you're broke.
What?
Right? Yes, I'll tell you all about that.
But first, let's get into concrete weather with Gregorio.
And now the weather.
Oh, hell my dog.
With concrete storm.
What's going down, Ferritos?
This is Greg C with a breeze covering concrete storms for today because he's out, you know, doing his storm stuff.
But today, we're going to start off in the city of Watts, where the foods might check your socks because it's going to be a high of 84.
Nice.
Next is the city of Santa Ana.
where your thea comes out at night just to halla.
Your high is 85, so make sure she's keeping cool by that water sign.
Next is the city of Glendale where you won't find any sales on,
next is the city of Glendale where you won't find any designer clothes on sale.
You have a high of 87, and your bank accounts probably look like heaven.
And next is for all my bougie homies out there in your Belinda,
your high is going to be a, yours is going to be a high of 89.
And I have a fun fact about Your Belinda.
Tell us.
What is the way to say?
Your Belinda at one point was one of the richest cities to ever live in
in the whole United States of America.
Really?
I believe it.
It sounds flashy.
Yes.
I live in Your Belinda.
But now the richest city is Los Altos.
Oh, okay.
And their high is going to be 78.
Boring.
Los Altos means like high.
The highs.
When is it's boring?
78?
That's boring.
That's really perfect.
That weather is boring.
It's like perfect weather.
It's 78?
Yes.
All right.
Thank you.
Yes.
So just a little rundown on your weather today.
City of Watts, 84, Santa Ana, 85, Glendale, 87, your Belinda, 89, and Los Altos, 78.
Thank you so much.
Yes.
And that was your concrete with Greg C. Breeze.
That was your concrete.
Oh, that was your weather.
Your concrete, but by Greg C.
Breeze.
Oh, concrete's coming back tomorrow.
Okay.
If you're broke.
Pay attention to the relationship you have with your dad.
Okay.
If it's great, I can't help you.
If it's not, maybe you need to start showing off how much effort you're putting into loving on your papa.
All right, you could get $1.2 billion bucks for it.
Billion?
billion?
Billion.
All right.
Well, at least Neymar did.
You know the football player?
Yeah.
Brazilian.
Or Santos FC player.
Yeah.
Star.
He had a little drama back in the day, Hanji.
Yeah.
What's his drama?
Little cheater over there.
I know.
Well, life rewarded him
Because there's a Brazilian billionaire
That has left all of his money to Namar
In his will
He says I've never, he's never met Namor in his life
But identifies with him
And loves the relationship that Namar presents with this father
So much he left all his worldly possessions
To Namar
Crazy. Crazy.
What?
Yes.
That's insane.
That's beautiful.
I kind of get it.
it though if you're a Brazilian person
Namar's brought you so much joy in your life
it's just like dude I can't think of anybody better
to give this money to it really okay when I think of
Namar I really think like that little cheater he cheated
on his girl wait wow she was pregnant he did a lot more things than that
that's all I think yeah I think about too clearly that wasn't bad enough
he still got a bill he was known for scoring goals what do you want him to do
just turn it off when he gets off the field yes true
Yeah, but if he feels like he's rewarded for it.
He is.
He's the scorers.
Yeah, he's just there to score.
He's not the greatest, Tumpoko.
No, Eduardo or Messi.
He's up there, but he's up there.
He's one of the greatest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, so this guy who was childless,
maybe that's why he don't care about the girl relationship.
Maybe that's why I got no kids, I got no girl.
I'm about to die, left everything to Namar.
And I'm like, okay, all right, I see you.
I see you, bro.
What a blessing to just wake up and have an extra billion.
I know.
Maymore already is worth so much money.
I Google this network, not that I do this all the time, but $450 million.
Wow.
Net worth.
Google says it's probably more than that.
Oh, yeah.
Now it's way more.
But honestly, yeah, like sports, you know, it brings people joy.
If I had, I don't know, a billion dollars, after Freddie Freeman hit that home run game one of the world series last year, I might have broke them off with $100K just for like, thank you.
Thank you, buddy.
Like what it means to your life?
Yes, you just brought me so much joy.
Here's 100K.
Hold that.
You know what I'm saying?
That's insane.
That's crazy.
I feel like donate it to charities or something.
What are they going to do with this?
What is Namor going to do with it?
Charity didn't score no goals?
But Namor has money already.
Yeah.
So what?
He needs more.
No, you don't need that.
To cheat more?
Yeah, if he wants to.
There's other places you could do.
If he wants to.
There's other things you could do with that bread, though.
I'm just saying.
You could do it in the name of Namar.
True.
Start something.
I don't know.
Al-algo, I know.
But NAMR can do it too.
I don't know.
I just like that Nymour is getting hell of bread and he didn't have to go play.
Yeah.
True.
Maybe that's why.
Because that has Ronaldo locked up, no?
My boy's out there struggling.
Trying.
But the pay is good, but the pay is good.
All right.
Yeah, but reportedly it's because of what good of a guy he looks like online or on the field.
And his relationship will pops.
Yeah, I'm going to call my dad.
Yeah.
Do it.
Do it.
That's where you're broke.
Right now.
a billionaire watching which one of us gets
to love with that. I see my dad yesterday
hours ago. Honestly, I gave him a big hug.
Bro, hey, billionaire out there. My dad
lives with us, okay? Rame free. I just love
that guy. Not fair, not fair, not fair.
We got Gregory
on the two turntables.
Yes. What's you doing over there, my friend?
My God, I'm so, like, jacked on coffee right now.
I'm like... I hope it's coffee.
It is coffee.
Yeah, I see it. Because you've been stuttering, and you've been shivering
and in shambles.
Yeah. Stop jacking over there.
Talking to myself in my head.
I'm like, I'm going crazy right.
I'm like, I don't know.
It's just Monday and got a good strong coffee.
He was over here like, should we post it?
I don't know, should we?
I was like, all right.
To himself.
Yeah, to himself.
Yes.
Hey, I love everyone.
Someone being stuck to be out of work, Doug.
Whatever it takes to make you that way, I love it.
Now, it's Monday and it's Matchup Monday.
Usually we do this around like 6, 40 a.m.
But now, we got to push this to prime time.
7 a.m.
Yeah, we do it.
So our guy Greg, he's going to mix and mash a couple songs.
a couple songs and he just turns us up right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he does a great job to set off
the week right to make you feel good why on your way to work on your way to school or on your
way from somebody's house you shouldn't have been at last night oh hi been there great
Greg what you got for us today I'm gonna play this song right here this is an al-a-banger
but I want you all to guess what like what song I would mix it in with okay let me welcome to
boy what's
All right, that's Esel.
Bro, are you going to mix it with the original?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
Wild thoughts?
Wild thoughts.
Oh, yeah, Wild Thoughts also samples, Santana.
Yeah, Maria Maria.
Are you going to do the Maria Maria by Santana?
That would be too easy, huh?
Too easy.
That's too easy.
All right, let's see what he does with it.
Here we go, L.A.
Y'all don't like this one.
Welcome to a Boyle Heights worldwide.
Beastal Ewee
Oh
Bras
Bras
Bring it back
Bring it back
Worldwide
Worldwide
OG, veterans
See me with the homies
on the corner
Jolo's on a GT
performer
Rest a piece
for the homie at the corner
Damn
They say the hudas
come in better
Correle
Tell me how to quit
He threw it away
Yo
I actually go
Yo, will I am, dude, I wonder if he knew that it, like, can mix together.
Fire.
Caden.
The Tolo flow.
Yeah.
For sure, the same category.
Yeah.
For sure.
Oh, my God, I love it.
Can you run it one more time?
Party and party, ah.
DJ Greg C.
Roundback morning.
Saturday match.
Yeah, Mr. Langelley.
Mr.
Mista me
Rueh
Mare and Pariya
She's all the love
in Lista Mewa
Waii
Oji Weterano
Say onra
You can see me with the homies
on the corner
Cholo's on a GT performer
Rest a piece for the homie
at the corner
Damn, I like you
I like you but I really want her
Good job, Jay.
That was amazing.
A lot of way to start a Monday, huh?
I know.
I'm tur.
I'm turr.
We got to make that the real thing.
You got to mix the whole thing, right?
Oh, yeah, I got you.
Simp or Pimp.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
You're in a football huddle.
Chips.
What, Sitch, Hurt.
Football week.
Yeah, I love a hand.
I know, it's still in here.
Still in here.
All right.
Today, September 8th, our new nominee for Simp of the Week.
Today's nominee is the reason why all old people should get their phones taken from them.
An 80-year-old lady, right?
There's an 80-old woman from Japan who recently authorities had to help her out because she was looking for companionship and found some in a man on the moon.
What?
I be that man on the phone
I'm that man on the phone
And I'm going to do what I do
So do you
Hey
So a scammer
Told her that he was
He was an astronaut
And that he was in some trouble
And he needed money for oxygen
Yeah no not he was literally up in space
In space
And that he's running out of oxygen
Please send a thousand dollars
So she said
Sent the break.
Yes.
Oh my God.
She actually sent one million yen, which is about $6,700.
Mm-hmm.
And this is all to help save her astronaut lover that needed oxygen to survive.
It was a scam if you didn't realize.
This is the smartest thing ever.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
What's sad is that she falls for it.
You know right now, stop.
That's hilarious.
She's 80 years old.
Yeah.
She's lonely.
He's towards the end of her life.
Exactly.
She doesn't need the money.
She probably saw Interstellar.
And then she was like, let me find my astronaut.
Yeah.
She found an astronaut.
I don't know how.
Probably Facebook.
But this guy, probably on DM.
Hey, this is an asset astronaut.
Please.
Send me the money.
I will be your lover.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let her, though.
It ain't tricking if you got it.
I don't know.
She's got it though.
She's got it.
I don't think so.
From authorities.
She's 80.
She just feels dumb, but it's okay.
It'll all be over soon anyway.
How does it feel to feel dumb?
Did you feel stupid?
No,
Matt's you really,
well.
How long do we have?
This is our,
this is our sim meter right here.
Yeah,
how simple is it?
Well,
this is pretty up there.
I mean,
no,
it's just like,
it brought her some temporary joy,
you know?
Not she's pissed.
I mean,
no,
but like initially,
like she was happy,
like she was talking to an astronaut,
you know what I'm saying?
Like,
she was like,
that was kind of worth $6,000.
Yeah.
A lot of old people
are falling for stuff.
these days like those AI videos my mom's watching them and like look at this is real I'm like yo no this
this is AI mom I saw on the news some some general doctor person like on a show like going to the hospital
general general hospital yeah some full got like a i'd and then another lady got caught up like thinking
she was talking to yeah no it's real yeah and I guess you know my thing is whatever person behind that
account behind the astronaut fred over there in new hampshire you probably could have still got her
without doing the, like, saying you're an astronaut,
just saying you live in the basement of your mom's house.
Like, you probably could have still got her
because she wants that companionship.
But because you did that extra thing,
it's actually fraud.
It's like the way you got your bread.
You like it.
Yeah, you like to get it.
I've been watching this show on Netflix.
It's called MoneyCon Revenge or something.
And it's low-key ladies that meet up.
It's basically like a catfish, essentially,
where they meet up with victims of, like, scam,
where they thought they were in love,
this person showed them the world,
or maybe love bond them,
then started asking for money
and said like, oh, it's for like a wellness retreat.
And then it wasn't.
They were doing this to like 5,000 other people
getting money from them
and using the money one gave them
to take another one out on dates.
It's like a whole scam.
But a lot of times authorities tell you,
you know, that's civil court
or they think it's a relationship.
You're just mad you gave your partner money.
And that's part of it.
You did it thinking you're giving it to you.
your intimate soulmate person,
but it's the fact that they lied to get it.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah, and it sucks because usually it is targeted to, like, older people.
Yeah.
And they seem to just fall for it.
Yeah.
I mean, that sucks.
But there's an old lady out there that wants to send me a million yen.
No, you're not going to do it because you got a girl and you got, you got like...
My girl could use a million yen.
Oh, God.
If there's an old lady that wants to send DJ Greg, see some money,
because I'm going into space probably like next week.
I think.
See, you just don't need to.
The lie part makes you fraud.
I'm telling you right now.
You can find an 80-year-old lady to give you money, period.
Stop there.
Do what the sugar babies did.
Freaking, Anna Nicole Smith didn't have to lie about being an astronaut or being smart.
No, because she had the double S astronaut.
That's what I'm saying, though.
Yeah.
Like, you could still do it.
You can find somebody that likes what you are.
Yeah, Greg Flasher.
Give you money.
Flash an 80-year-old.
Just don't lie about, like, why you're getting the bed.
I guess that's what I learned.
Like, this fool could have just probably wowed her.
just being himself.
True.
Be yourself, bro.
But being an astronaut is epic.
That's actually pretty cool.
All right.
You guys are not gonna.
Can you imagine though?
Like if you like can just play an astronaut for like three weeks?
What do you mean?
If you say you need like money for DoorDash, it's going to be like, uh, if you say
yeah, I need space money for space food.
Yeah.
And you have a girl.
You guys have girlfriends back home.
Yeah.
Back home, but we're in space right now.
Okay.
Turn it around.
I'm on the mood.
Turn it around.
Your girl's in the DM with a guy.
Oh, yeah, I need money for a rib.
Blah, blah, blah.
It's fine, babe, because you get to benefit off of it, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
How much, man.
How much money was talking.
A lot of money.
Much.
But she has to send photos of her double S for that.
Wait, we didn't talk about that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He's in a space, so we can't send those.
Poor lady.
Poor lady.
Japanese, 80-year-old lady, Japanese that fell for an astronaut, paid him $6,000
bucks because he said that he needed oxygen.
That is wild.
It is.
Yeah.
That's sim.
All right.
Sad sim.
Poor sin.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Be careful.
Don't fall for it.
By the way, if you want to go see something cool on Netflix, it's like LoveCon
Revenge.
That's number three on favorites.
Oh, Trending?
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
And the new Wednesday stuff, the next season of Wednesday is there?
Really?
Is it good?
That's number one.
Well, I love Wednesday.
People will hate it just because people will hate it.
It's good.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got your fault.
The homie help line.
Gil needs our help.
What's up you?
All right.
Gil sent us a DM and said,
Yo, Brown bag.
I need y'all.
right now. I'm thinking of breaking bro code on my homey. He's my ride or die, but he's been
taking advantage of me and I feel like getting pay back once and for all. All right, he said,
first of all, we've known each other forever and I'm forever paying for everything, even though
we both get money. He tells me how many bills he has, he has to pay for his mom, who's like
a Tia to me, or he tells me maybe he'll spot me next time or pay me back, all that. And I've
learned he's not going to.
I looked at him like my little bro, so I've been okay with it until this past Friday at
the strip club.
Oh.
He said, so we were at the club, my boys over there talking to the bartender, we know.
She's been gone the last two weeks, but all of a sudden she's back, she's packing back
there.
Oh, gosh.
Packing.
She's wholesome.
Oh, little some, some.
She got a great future behind her.
All of a sudden.
Oh, of a sudden, you sugar drinks.
So he comes back to our section and says,
we never got to pay for drinks again
because he helped old girl get the BBL.
What?
He put in $6,000 in that behind.
He invested $6K.
That's how much BBLs are?
No.
No.
No.
He owns the percentage.
He owns a percentage.
He's not the full owner.
No, no.
Yeah, but he has some stake in there.
He has like a, yeah.
He has some steak.
He has some skin in the game.
He probably has a sweet at the stadium.
Exactly.
So he said, hell no, brown bag.
I don't mind what my homies do with their bread, but I'm the one funding everything while he's funding a random bartender surgery.
And to top it off, the bill still came to the table.
What?
I was so mad, I dipped and let him figure it out.
Good, good.
He's been hitting me all.
all weekend asking what's up with me and I'm ignoring him.
But I know myself.
I've been mad at him before, but we always come back boys again.
This is where I need Jufus.
My mind is running and I want my lick back.
Oh gosh.
This bartender been in my DMs, all right?
Look, I'm a celebrity trainer, naturally tall and fit, all that.
And my homie just isn't.
It's all good.
But I've turned down hell of women because he's had crushes on them.
I think it's time to get my payback.
I don't even count how much this guy owes me, but it's in the thousands.
Wow.
I'm feeling like it would all be squared away if I take his bartender crush down.
That's wild.
Oh my gosh.
So, Brownback, I need your help.
Is this a genius move or should I send my boy the Zell request instead and call it a day?
Or do I go full demon time?
Help me out here because I'm feeling this idea.
But I don't know if it's too much.
I'm feeling this idea?
This just happened.
This just happened on Friday.
He's full.
He's in the moment.
Yeah.
It's a villain origin story.
I want to know if he was like in the back of the Uber heading home or where and just like.
That idea came here now.
Like this idea just thing.
Well, I guess he knows silently all the girls he's turned down.
Yeah.
Because his homies had a crush on him.
Y'all ever do that?
Like a homie has a crush on a girl?
Yeah.
I'm not going to touch that.
And maybe you don't tell them.
Yeah.
But you're not, you know, like, I'm not going to do that to my dude.
Especially, like, little homies, homies that are younger than me.
Because I would feel like, oh, that's messed up.
Like, you're like, oh, I like this girl.
And then I'm just like, mm, like, no, I'm going to have her.
Like, that would be such a crappy feeling from him.
Like, damn, homie, like, why did you do that to me?
Yeah.
You got to let him have some.
I've had a homie before.
Like, he liked this girl, but she was, like, clearly trying to get me.
Shut up.
So I felt bad because, like, I was trying to push her.
her towards him like hey
the homie's cool the homie's cool
but she didn't want nothing to do with him
she wants a big dog
and I was just like
And she had her glasses on
She could see right
Yes she did
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
She had no beer goggles on
No no no no no
No stigmatism
This was like for weeks
This was happening
For weeks it was happening
I was just like nah
She was in the bingeer
Girl leave it alone
Leave it alone
Yeah
Go take care of medication
Okay so if you
that happens, how do you turn the girl away?
You're just acting like not interested.
Which would make her want you more, no?
Possibly.
That's the bad part.
That's the bad part.
Like you try to show the bad side of you so she doesn't like you, but then she wants that bad side of you.
Yeah.
Okay.
So now.
You try to big up your homie a little bit, you're in there.
Like starts to like, yo, what's up with you?
He really got the bread.
He really got it.
But then she knows that you're just doing that because you're a good guy.
Makes her want you more.
Oh, my gosh.
It's so hard.
Not breaking brocode, right?
Yeah.
So now he's like, I'm about to do it.
I'm about to, I want to smash this girl that my homie likes because he will not pay me back.
And besides the not pay me back, I'm finding out he's paying for girls things.
Like he's over here being a sugar daddy for girls.
But it's like I'm really doing the sponsoring if I'm paying for all of this.
Yeah.
I pay for the clubs.
I pay for the tables.
What else do you guys pay for when you go out?
Oh, my gosh.
The Uber.
The Uber.
He said like this is like my
little brother to me.
So I'm just like, all right, I'm just going to pay
and it's like I've settled that.
But finding out this quote unquote little brother
went and paid for another girl's thing
while you're here like what?
You don't even, you haven't handled one bill.
Yeah, because you like everybody has a homie
like the cheap skate.
And then so it's like, oh, okay, well he just doesn't have it
or he's just conservative with his money.
So you're like, okay, I guess I respect it.
Like, I'll spend a little more.
I don't mind, whatever.
But then you find out he's not a cheap skate.
He just takes advantage of you because he has the bread.
But he just doesn't want to blow it on you.
Or he just thinks like, oh, like, big homie got it or whatever.
And then he's like funding BBLs.
You see the homie in like Tulum all of a sudden.
Yeah.
How about you guys coffee?
Did you?
Did you?
Yes.
No, did you or did the BBL lady you paid for?
She did it.
This weekend when he found out his boy spent 6K on a bartender's BBL and still tried to stick him with the bill.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
The thing with our homie guilt is he's not trying to knock a player.
If the money was spent, how it was spent, it's not one.
It's not that.
It's the fact that you owe me probably.
Thousands.
Three times the money you gave to this girl to get her BBL.
And you have me paying for stuff.
You've never paid a bill.
You've never gone to half.
You give me the, hey, I'll get you next time.
Oh, y'all.
I'll send the Zales.
I got you.
Next time never comes.
Hey, you know, my mom, she's going through it.
I got to pay for all of this.
And he's like, I've known him forever.
So to me, he's like a little bro.
I kind of just take it for what it is.
Like, I'm going to be the homie that puts in.
But it's just finding out at the strip club that, bro, this who paid for the bartender's booty.
And he was bragging about it too.
And bragging about it and say, hey, we don't got to pay for drinks anymore.
And then the bill still came for the drinks.
Yeah, that would be crazy.
Because let's say she did give them free drinks.
You just always go there.
And then you make up for the money.
Like that way you get free drinks forever.
But the bill still came.
Like, oh yeah, like this was his way to get it.
He gets a payback.
No, no, no, no.
He didn't have to do for that.
That's crazy.
He also says, like, you know, I'm the more attractive homie.
I get it.
I've turned down girls because this homie, this povercettico feito, broki.
Or the one that says he is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
he always has crushes on girls.
They're more than likely have curses on me.
I turn them down like,
and I don't mind turning down women.
Like, it's cool.
It's my bro.
Yeah, yeah.
He's a lead guitarist
and he wants to let the drummer get some.
Yeah, the bass player.
Let the bass go ham.
But now I'm thinking of breaking bro code
because I saw all of this happen.
How much I pay for you
and then you're going around paying for this girl's thing.
Oh, girl, that's in Gilles' DMs.
because like she dams me just like all the other girls
but I'm deciding I want to take it
yeah I want to take her down
oh my god
I want to take her down
does this defy brocode in any way
shape or form like what's going on here in y'all's world
in guy's world what's happening
okay it's not his girl it's a crush so it's like
somewhat fair game especially in this instance
yeah but it's a crush that you put money on
you're invested but it's like the whole story
is like bro you've been a cheap skate
This is, to me, this is fair game.
To me, this is a hilarious, like, almost like a prank, but it's not.
It's real life.
Yeah.
If you take this to BroCode court, yeah.
Yeah, you might win the jury over and you'll get past.
By how much you're owed?
Yeah.
Yes, because of how much you're owed.
And because it's not an official girl or you actually never.
But she's put money into this person.
He's not putting money into all the other crushes.
I get what you're going with.
I just want to know if this is, if we finally have found the loophole of the brocode,
because you guys say it never gets broken.
You guys, no one ever does it.
Yeah, but it's like stocks.
It could possibly go up or it can go down.
I don't know what that means, bro.
I am confused now.
I'm not financially illiterate enough to get that joke.
It's circumstantial.
So it's like, okay, that, you know, the cheapskate stuff plays a part.
But also the fact that this girl has been DMing him.
So it's like, at the end of the day, it's just like, oh, she chose, bro.
Yeah.
You said right now that you wouldn't do that because that would be mean to get what a girl that your
homie has a crush on.
Yeah.
You said that before.
Yeah.
But now it's because of me.
But this is different because he owes him hell of bread.
So the owing of the money makes brocode rules just kind of fluctuate.
We need to know.
Oh, because he's breaking brocode in the first place by never paying them back.
Also, not paying back is brocode?
No, no, no, no.
I just want to make sure because some of you all me bread.
The thing is this.
The fact that he's not with her officially or has never hooked up with this girl and at least he's told his homie,
then there's nothing official there.
I'm just writing it down so that when it comes up,
they're like, hey, she slept with the girl I like,
and then you guys are not like, hey, that's brocode.
Well, no.
You guys will be.
You guys will be and you guys happen.
I'm just saying these laws are just very different.
If it's just a girl you like and you guys are like whatever
or you haven't even hooked up with her,
you can't totally sit there and be like, oh, yeah, she's my, bro.
Like, don't even go there.
That's imaginary.
It's true.
So if they sleep with a girl, you just like, you're not with,
you're not wear her.
Yeah.
It's fine.
That's part of the game.
Yeah, it's part of the game.
Like, I'm not going to, like it.
I just like it.
I like that.
That's it.
Because there's going to be a story where they're going to be like, yeah, I'm so mad.
She's love with a girl I like.
She knew I liked her.
Yeah.
That would be broke hood for you guys.
I feel like we said that.
We have a girl you like.
No.
What?
Okay.
If it's a girl you're maybe talking to, there's mutual things there.
If it's like you guys have been in a relationship or hooked up in the past.
Okay, yeah, I get it.
It's like why you have to go after her, bro.
Yeah, but I think him investing puts it
A little bit different
He's just a trick daddy
Oh my gosh
Yeah, he is
Yeah
But as his friend
Are you gonna sleep with that girl?
As his friend?
Yes, because it will be hilarious
Get back
There's not that little
The price is like
Remove the money part out of it
Yeah
You're a homie spent bread on a girl
To get surgery
You sleeping with that girl is okay
No, I wouldn't
No, no right?
The only differentiating
factor is the money part.
Yes.
Because right now you're trying to make it seem that it's just someone he likes.
That's not it because I know you guys have said that it's not good to do that.
It's the money part.
It's that and he owes me money.
Yeah, and the own money is more of less about the money, more about the, you're being a fake
homie by that.
Yeah, exactly what I said.
The money part is where the rules get iffy.
For that.
The rules can change based on because you owe me money.
That amount, yes.
Yes.
For that amount.
Because this is not like I bought you lunch, bro.
$0.
No, no, no.
You're going to smash your chick.
I think like at 951 bucks of stealing, it's a felony.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's no longer pedic.
But also like after that, once you hit that G, now it's like, okay, now you're in enemy
court and the rules don't apply in Broca.
Now you're in Smash Your Girl territory.
I just want to know.
I'm learning.
It's the amount.
It's the money.
It's the money that changes Brokewok.
It's the money, but it's also the fact that they're not official.
That just adds to it because right now if I took the money,
out you said you wouldn't do it.
But if they were like super official, even with the money, you would be like, no.
That would still be funny, though.
That would be hilarious.
Now what I'm thinking about it, that is so funny.
I got Gil.
He wants our permission.
He wants our blessing to go smash the strip clothes bartender.
Because his homie, who never pays him nothing, he pays all this money for his homie.
His money paid six racks for this girl's booty.
Okay?
Yeah.
Probably like part ownership in the team right now.
Half the cheek.
Kind of, but.
Bartenders, come on.
What?
They're usually better than the strippers.
No, but not only that.
They're kind of, you got to realize that they're kind of for everybody in terms of.
I'm not going to say.
No, no.
No, hear me out.
Hold on.
Hear me out.
Jordan.
Ask him what he means.
Jordan.
Jordan, Vick,'s girlfriend.
Talk to him about this.
Yeah, Vic, what do you mean?
They're in a club setting every single night.
You can't sit there and.
and expect people to not hit on them
or girls to maybe, like the bartender themselves,
to like a guy that hits on them.
I've dated multiple more than.
You're on your own there.
You're going to have to explain that.
You can't sit there and be like,
oh my God, I can't believe
that this guy flirted with the bartender,
that monster.
No, we're not talking about flirting.
Yeah.
I'm not talking about flirting.
I was going to cause, bro.
You just put the foot in your mouth
for your own personal reasons, right?
How's the island, brother?
You're going to get to deal with that.
It's all good.
Yeah, you're going to get sick again like in Tulum.
Okay.
So let's go to calls about Gil.
Gil, who is wondering, should I just smash this bartender that my homie likes?
And he paid for a little, her 6K and her BBL.
He owes me money.
He never pays all of that.
I'm livid.
I want my leg back.
I know he won't pay me back.
So I'm going to get it back in booty.
All right.
All right.
Let's go to Ale.
Ale.
What's up, Ale?
Hello.
Hello.
Hi.
Hi, Ale.
Talk to us.
You heard the story.
what should Gil do?
Oh man, as it marinated more, I think not, I hate to say it, but first, let's talk about
taking her out to dinner because we don't want to assume she's going to be like down for it.
I know she's in his DMs, but still.
Right.
But like once the, like his friend, his homie catches on that like, oh, he's like hanging out
and talking to her, he's going to hit him like, what the hell I invested in her?
Because as I, honestly, if he was able to put six, like whatever amount of money and they
haven't hung out, he hasn't done it.
with her. She's playing him.
The girl's, like, the bartender to, yeah.
So it's like, she doesn't
care about him. He's going to get his feelings
to her regardless. Might as well,
it sucks that it has to be his friend, but maybe
that way he'll stop being cheap.
Nah, dinner's boring. She's been bawling at the
same time. How you cheap and a trick?
Yeah. It's very puzzled. You're cheap to your homies.
And I guess it's like, that's what probably
hurts our homie, Gil, is that you're
cheap with me, somebody that loves you, we go back.
Our parents know each other, all of that.
But you're bawling.
to a girl that don't care about you.
Yeah.
That probably got other people in this meant to pay for the other parts.
Yeah, other investors.
For everybody.
Right.
Investors.
All of her investors.
Right.
And meanwhile, Gil's like, no, I got to teach you a lesson.
It's going to hurt me more than it hurts you, boy.
Me va goler.
All are wild.
And yes, I agree.
I agree with Ale.
Like, let's not all of a sudden think because she's in your DM.
She wants to go.
down with you too or she wants you to take her down too.
Because maybe she's in your DMs
just like she was in his DMs. Maybe
she's that way too. She's looking for investors?
Maybe. Maybe. Come on.
Y'all are crazy. That is like, oh, because she's in the
DMs and we can stick together. That's a wild
thought. It happened a lot of time.
It has. She wants to go golfing, guys.
It's a wild thought. So wild thought. Y'all take
them on dates. I've seen it. I've seen the dates.
Yeah. Yeah.
But also like, if she's in the DMs,
I'm going to see you're in the PM.
At night?
Yeah.
This is prime.
Prime meat right here.
Probably the AM.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's in the DMs.
That don't necessarily mean she's only for that.
Just remember that.
Some of us got with partners through the DMs.
She's in the DMs.
Right? Right?
Yeah.
Okay.
So don't want to just be careful what you say about, oh, yeah.
They're in the DMs.
Talk about me.
Talk about me.
No.
I'm saying like the that
take her on the date
take her on the date
all my words get twisted
I don't know
I don't know anymore
what am I saying
that doesn't hurt as much
a date doesn't hurt as much
no I was saying I agree with Ale
that just because she's in the DM
don't mean that she wants to go down
and you guys were like
oh no that is what I mean
DM plus bartender
equals high percentage
equals high percentage shot
so I'm gonna say
Victor
I can't
anyway just stop talking
You shut up sometimes.
All right.
Thank you.
It's too true.
Just say if she's in the DMs, I'm going to see him.
Okay.
All right, Joanna, Joanna and Compton.
Joanna.
Joanna.
Yes, hi, Bramba.
Joanna, let's help Gil.
Let's help Gil.
All right, KPWR, HD1FM, Los Angeles, Power 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
Joanna's on the line.
We're trying to help out the homie Gil.
Okay, Gil hit us up because his omy owes him.
Thousands and thousands of bucks.
Always says, hey, I'll spot you, bro.
I pay.
Oh, actually, I got to pay for my mom's this and that.
And then he's like, you know, whatever.
He's like a little brother to me.
I get it.
However, they're at the strip club on Friday.
And one of the bartenders has a new badunk-a-dunk.
And he's like, okay, looks good, looks good.
His homie comes back says, hey, I paid for that.
Well, some of that.
I paid $6.K.
Partial.
So it's upsetting, Gil, that it's like, bro, what?
You owe me so much money, but you spent it on this bartender.
that's in my DMs.
So he's wondering,
should I just smash the bartender
to get my lick back
because I know he's not going to pay me back?
Or should I just leave it alone?
This is my homie.
It's what homies do to each other.
They don't pay the bill.
They let you figure it out all of that.
What should he do, Joanna?
He should smash it.
What?
Yes.
Joanna!
Talk about it.
Talk about it.
Why not?
Because, look, his money went to her body,
come on and let him get some of his money back
Oh my God
I like that
Yes
All right
And what did he tell this boy
Does he let his boy know
Or does he keep it just in his mental money
Mental money bank
What does he do?
I think he should let his boy know
Just like his boy let him know
That he got it for her
You know what I mean
Like look I
You bought it
I touched it
I lit it
Yeah
That sounds like that
crazy.
Go to your homie,
zap him up and be like,
yo,
that was a good investment.
You bought it,
I drove it.
Alfredo on our
Instagram comment said,
he enjoys the money
you spent,
enjoy the money he spent.
Yes,
yes.
100%.
That's a bar.
That's a bar.
He just wants a partial
refund.
Yeah.
But this one ruined
the relationship,
like,
their friendship at all.
At all.
No.
Afterwards,
they'll laugh about it.
They'll laugh about it.
I mean,
he's just get a little
bar hurt.
Yeah,
he'll be a bad hurt.
weeks.
Yeah.
And they'll get over it.
Okay.
Because this guy seems really solid, all jokes aside.
Yeah.
Gil does.
So he'll probably, the next time they go out, he'll be like, you know, help him hook him up with another girl.
You know what I'm saying?
He's going to tell the homie, like, the reason I did this is beneath you owe me left.
And so the homies, I'm like, ah.
Valuable lesson.
I walked right into that one.
That's my fault.
Yeah.
Oh, gosh.
Y'all are insane.
I don't believe it, but okay.
We're going to go to Luis in North Carolina.
Luis in North Carolina.
We want to go to you.
We got to tell you about our guy Gil who hit us up.
Gil has a friend that does not pay him back for nothing.
He says they go out.
They splurge.
And it's all on Gil's dime.
He figured this is like my little brother.
I don't mind until he did mind on Friday.
Because his little brother was like at the bar with the bartender that just got a new
booty done comes back.
April, we're about to get free drinks for life.
I paid 6K for this girl's thing back there.
And then he's pissed.
He's pissed because of the.
the payment, then the bill still comes.
Crazy.
And he's like, I'm out.
You figure it out, which is good for you.
Good for you.
You would think that that might be a little bit of payback?
Like, no, I'm a run out on the bill.
That's the appetizer.
Well, the full meal, what he
wants is to smash the bartender
because he knows that would
feel, I guess, that would feel good to him.
Yeah, it would.
That you owe me so much money
and I'm just going to get it back right here.
Okay?
But he's wondering if that's too genius,
too demon time,
and could it ruin the friendship.
Let's go to Luis in North Carolina.
Luis.
Luis.
Good morning, brown bag.
What's up, bro?
Talk to us, bro.
What would you tell Gil?
I would say he needs to do what he needs to do.
I mean, like I told, I said before,
I've had a similar story,
and my bro was actually, like,
with one of the strippers,
and he owed me a whole bunch of money,
but he always did all this stuff,
and I always kept telling me,
I'll pay you back, pay you back.
And then that's when I actually got serious about it.
He just, he just ghosted me.
So I did the, I broke through a code and I actually went after this girl that was actually in my DMs also.
Oh.
Talk about it, Yacuz.
Now it's a different thing.
But they were together, right?
They were together.
They were together.
Okay, that's broken.
Well, look, she was a person of, I don't know.
I would say it.
Oh, wow.
She was in your DMs
the whole time, right?
Yeah, no, I've known her for a while,
but, like, they started going out.
Yeah.
And I backed off, but when that happened
between me and him,
that little falling out,
and then he just ghosted me.
It's like you guys said,
if somebody owes you money
and for that amount of money,
you lose that friend.
How much money did he owe you?
He owe me $4,000.
Four grand.
Did he find out?
Yeah, he found out,
because I had his girl tell him.
Oh, wait, but he was, he's no longer his homie.
Don't try to be defense attorneys now.
There's no bro code if they are no longer bros.
Yeah, because he broke, brocode.
Yeah, he broke it.
He literally said they're no longer friends anymore.
Yeah, the homie broke, brocode.
You can't break bro code when they're not a bro.
Yeah, he reversed one card.
He ghosted him.
Hey, bro, bro, did you break bro code?
Yes or no.
Luis, did you break it?
Did you break brocode?
No, yeah.
At the end of you there, because, like I said,
I tried talking to him and everything,
and he just, like, kept blowing me off.
And then I gave him plenty of chances.
You try to get text back, nothing.
I said, all right, you're a call.
All right.
At that point, did you still look at him like a homie?
Shut up.
He broke a road code.
I'm asking.
I mean, I did turn the picture that she had on the nightstand looking towards us.
Yeah.
This is, y'all can't, y'all can defend it, bro.
That's what you do to an enemy.
Louis.
Lewis, you broke.
BroCode but you're so are you telling Gil to do it or not?
Yeah yeah do it.
Yes.
Y'all break brocloat all the time.
He's like, oh wait, hold on.
It's not BroClaude if they're together.
This fool's at they're together.
And he's a minute to break him broke code.
Yeah.
Sick as well.
Hey, Lewis, you're a sick as fool.
All right.
Hey, tell us how it goes, bro.
Yeah.
Tell us Gil, everyone, even the girls that called in said, go for you.
You got to do it, Gil.
Brocote gets broken every day.
Right now, there's someone breaking brocote on their home meet right now.
Yeah, it looks like, it takes like an hour to get over it and then you're back to
what?
And saying, we don't do that.
We don't break broke code.
I remember we laughed at this last?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not breaking brocourt if it happens at 6.70, 645 a.m.
I hear you, Lattee.
It is forever shifting.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
It is.
I just think we as men, we need to come together and decide what's the amount of money that you owe somebody that you get into.
This is smash your girl territory.
If you owe me this much.
Then your girl's on limits.
Same.
Because I feel like.
If your girl, if his girl wants you,
Tampoko she does want him.
She's in limits.
I mean she's leaving the door open and that's already a red flag.
Yeah.
She sees the money.
Oh, God.
Yes.
Somehow us blaming the girl
We're not going to do that.
No, I'm not.
Both of these stories, the girls are in the DM.
Oh, God.
I just blame the damn bartender, right?
It's such the girl's fault.
I'm not blaming the girl's fault.
No, it's not the bartender's fault.
It's not the bartender's fault.
That's there for everybody.
Oh, my God.
Victor!
You're going to be.
You know, because right the bartender is saying the kiss to school
and they're remembering what you did and said.
They are not taking their kiss to school.
That's how you see.
Parttelling.
Bartenders are taking their school kids.
They're still asleep.
They're working all night.
No, they have kids.
I know.
Yeah, their kids go to school.
Late.
The dad is taking them.
Oh, my God.
That's how you see bartenders.
That's wild.
Crazy because, honestly, I wanted to become a bartender.
They're the nicest girls ever.
I'm so glad you did it in NG.
But just for funties and watch drunk people.
No.
No, it's not that fun.
Because this is what they end up thinking.
Apparently.
That's what victims.
Not us.
Yeah.
It's the victing.
Is it some maximalimo things too?
No, I date bartenders.
I'm a nightlife.
Angie.
No, I want it to be one.
Leti doesn't either.
I'm doing sober September anyway.
I don't have anything to worry about until October.
September?
I'm just, I'm not drinking.
He's not drinking.
All right.
All right, man.
Moning for money.
What the hazy?
What you got over there?
I know.
What's doing over there, Gregorio?
I saw this competition online.
And I was like, you know what?
I might be able to win this one for one.
No.
It is a big foot calling competition.
Oh.
Yes, and you could win $100 by just trying your best Bigfoot call.
Like calling on, what is his phone number?
No, like, you know how they do bird calls, pig calls and stuff like that?
No.
Like a bark?
Isn't that just 911?
Wait, what's the number for 911?
You know, bird call.
Can you do one?
Can you do one?
No, the Bigfoot.
What about the pig call?
What about the big call?
What about the call?
It sounds like.
There's competitions like that.
I didn't know, bro.
I didn't know.
I like that you live on that side of the internet, though.
What's Greg doing?
He's just in his room with stars on his ceiling, watching pig calls.
Well, there's a small town of Glenbird that they're offering $100 for a winner.
And somebody won that this past weekend just by their Bigfoot calls.
Listen to this.
Uh-uh.
That's a siren.
Oh, my gosh.
That one should win
Are they just making it up
Because they don't know the actual sounds
Yeah
It's like how do you think
Bigfoot would like come out to right
And who had the best call
They all sounded really great to me
They all sounded like they would keep Bigfoot away
Yeah
But they all sounded great to me
I want to hear your guys
Best Bigfoot call
Yeah it's like if you were to see Bigfoot
Or want to see Bigfoot
I wouldn't
Yeah I'd run
What I think maybe the best Bigfoot call is
What?
Silence.
Why?
Because those fools are never around.
But yeah.
You had the chance to call him.
No, but I'm saying they're probably around when it's quiet.
When there's no one around.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, I would have just went up there and been like, and then Bigfoot would have came.
True.
Bigfoot's never around and we're all making noise.
That's reverse psychology.
Yes.
He thinks coast is clear.
Greg.
Do you believe in Bigfoot though?
Give my hundred bucks.
Yep.
She won.
That was a good idea.
I would have never thought of that.
Yeah.
Yes.
We believe in Bigfoot.
Vic, you have to come from somewhere.
You're like a little person of the Bigfoot.
I'm the missing link, huh?
Between humans and the Bigfoot.
Wow, I don't know Bigfoot is so handsome.
What's your best?
I want to hear your best Bigfoot call.
Yeah, call us, Saskwash.
Go, Vic.
All right, away from the mic, please.
Yeah.
That sounds like you getting laxed.
All right.
Max, you know, that's funny.
Chubaka.
Wow.
Was that a standard edition, Bigfooter?
Wow. If I was a Sasquatch, I would see what's going on over there.
See?
Yeah.
That poor deer over there dying.
Yeah.
Let me think.
Yeah.
What?
I love it.
I love it.
I just came out naturally.
Yeah.
It's little John of the video.
Yeah.
That's good.
All right.
Okay.
You try it.
Huh.
Huh.
Time for like Bigwood.
Big, no, he'd be like someone's diet.
Someone's tired of you to stay away.
It's a really good big foot call.
Come on, letty.
Come on, okay, I don't know.
However you feel in your spirit.
Is that a corn song?
A porn.
That's how you're in your spirit.
What?
Yeah, that's the scary one.
Your spirit, let's save you.
Yeah.
All right.
All right, Mr.
All right.
You call a big foot.
Who was that?
What was it?
Do it again, Jose.
Do it again?
Do it again, Jose.
No, no, it's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
That's enough for one day.
Oh, that was a great segment, Greg.
Thanks.
Okay, so who's winning the $100 from us?
Greg?
Jose's one.
Jose, yeah.
Oh, they.
Oh, day.
Is that second place, price?
For the lawyer fees.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure.
For sure.
Okay, we have Chris Brown tickets.
Two tickets to see Chris Brown with Bryson Tiller and Summer Walker on the Breezy Bowl,
double X world tour.
Baby boys and baby girls.
It's going down September 14th at SoFi Stadium.
Tickets are on sale now at Ticketmaster.com.
But we know you want to wean them.
Yep.
We want to give them to you.
Okay.
It's going to be super simple, super easy.
Super easy.
You are going to choose somebody in here.
to sing for you.
Okay, you are going to
Choose your fighter.
Between
Rose Cranz, Vic,
Mac Angie.
Those are your three contestants
to choose from.
Greg, cut the clips up
and I can see them.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So we are out.
And I got the vocals too,
so I don't want to.
You do not have the vocals.
That's the thing
you're definitely missing the most.
Anyway, you're going to pick
somebody in here
to finish the Chris Brown song.
Can you put your,
can you close your laptop?
And you know, they don't know the songs either too, in a time.
I know you didn't.
I know you didn't.
It's a secret.
We got Marlin.
Marlin in South L.A.
What's so, Marlon?
Marlon.
Hi, how are you?
Hi, Marlon.
Are you ready to have somebody play for you?
Yes, I'm ready.
All right, Marlon.
Who are you choosing between Angie, Maximo, and Vic?
I'll go with Vic.
I'll go with Vic.
All right.
Rose Cranz, Vic.
All right, Vic.
I'm going to start playing a Chris Brown song.
You have to complete the song, Vic.
Okay.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yep.
Five more bottles to the time.
Oh, my God.
With you.
All right.
That's Vic.
All right.
On the line, we have Armani.
Armani and Compton.
What's up, Armani?
Armani.
Hi.
Armani.
Armani.
Yes.
Armani.
Who are you going?
Going for Armani, who is going to play for you?
Is it Andrew or is it Maximo?
I'm going to go with Angie.
You're going to go.
Angie.
By the way, Greg, me and you are the judges.
I already got that noted for Vic.
It was incredible, I know.
Angie?
Yes.
I'm going to take you down.
I really want to take you down.
I even did the little grinding, guys.
Did.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
I would have known that one.
No, you didn't.
He didn't know that one.
I would have done that one on the floor.
Christian, Christian.
Christian, Christian.
What dole, Christian?
What do we got these Chris Brown tickets.
You got to choose your fighter.
You don't get to choose.
You have Maximo, okay?
We'll go with Maximo.
We're going to win.
Maxima, you got this.
What do you think of your competition right now?
Oh, he's doing vocal.
All right.
All right.
What do you think of your competition?
Light work.
Oh, those are fighting words, cool?
Lightwork
Come on
Oh my
He said
The homie Chris
Help me tell him
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Oh my God
Wow
Wow
So you're out
What?
You're out
Sorry Christian
I didn't even slow jazz man
That's what was on the board
How does it go?
Sorry like man
No
I got all these girls
Inside of me
Whoa.
Wait, what?
No, I'm just going inside of me.
Wait, what?
That's crazy, Greg.
I didn't say that, Greg.
I couldn't sing it.
On the side of me.
My mom again, man.
All right.
He sang it wrong.
Armani and Compton, you chose Angie and you won.
What?
You sang the wrong lyrics,
Bix.
How did I sing the wrong lyrics?
Yeah, it's not, it's not what you sang.
You sang the stuff you know it didn't fit in that.
Yeah, you don't try, don't even try.
Armani, congratulations, Armani,
and you did it for you.
You're welcome. You're welcome.
You're going to go see Chris Brown,
Bryson, Taylor, and Summer Walker,
and we have your tickets all week long, okay?
Yes, we're going to be singing for it.
You said you wanted a, like, a singing song or what?
Slow song.
You should try to get just funsy?
Yeah, just for fun, just for fun.
All right, you ready?
Maximo.
He's running.
Nice to dance, nice ways.
And you know, I can forget about the song.
I'm trying to grind.
That's so weird.
This part is...
Go.
Go.
Go.
Right now.
Because it's late.
Yeah, Maximil, that turns into the slow.
I'll take it down with it.
Yeah.
Great job, Vic.
Yeah, good job, big.
Great job.
No, no, no, no.
Maximo's moving the go post.
These are deep cuts.
No, they're not too.
They're right.
That's concrete, says that.
Not me.
Look, just go.
I told it she my wife for the weekend.
But don't me acting like an in a...
Let Maximo do it because he's blaming us.
Maximo, you just don't know.
It's hard for me to bring you, guys.
We know and classic.
Come on.
It's you.
It's you.
It's you.
What do you know?
I know.
Which one do you know?
You don't know.
I know.
No, you don't.
I just don't have those notes in, in me.
Oh, that's another excuse.
That's another excuse.
There's a lot of cheese's been going down, and we just got to get you ready.
Lookie, I don't know.
who's more hated right now young thug or the
Phillies old lady that caught the
that took back the ball. They're too like
public enemies right there.
What a mean old lady.
I had the ball first.
You snatched it out of my hand.
Yeah, okay, so we're talking all the
chisement. But before we get
into that, we're going to do some
a guest's celebrity. You fellows already.
Ready. Who is this?
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The only reason I got the only fans is because I work out
so I like to show my body. But go
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their only fans oh wait pause i got the only fan jall go support it you know the only reason i got
the only fans is because i work out so i like to show my body but go support it ladies oh man who is
what what the water where did the water come from uh this person in a bath engine he was in a jacuzzi
outside. Is that Brian Pumper?
Who's Brian Pumper? Who's that?
Hey, yo. No, explain. Don't look
them up. If you're in your car right now, don't look him up.
I don't know.
Like an R&B singer? Is that R&B singer? Tank?
Is it a tank? No, it's not.
Jewel's Antana.
Jewel's not. No, it's not.
He just had like a kind of in the arc action a little bit.
Yeah, but you think he's fit?
No, I don't know. I actually don't know.
I'm just going based off the voice.
I got the only fans, y'all go support it.
You know, the only reason I got the only fans just because I work.
Benzino.
Benzino?
That's Coilera's dad.
Poileray's dad?
He was out in the jacuzzi and he was saying like, hey, ladies, I've been working out lately.
Yuck.
So subscribe to my only fan.
That damn water noise is haunting me.
It feels like a drop.
Yeah.
All right.
Benzino.
Let's get to the shenanigans that have been happening.
The calls from Young Thug have not stopped leaking.
The leak, bro.
It's caught up.
Yeah, honestly, I feel like every single day when I wake up, I'm like, okay, what are we going to listen to?
And it's true.
I think whoever's behind it has that as a plan.
Yep.
And it seems like almost like methodically like genius strategy.
Like I'm going to have people go at your girl, Mariah, the scientist for the stuff that happened with Glorilla that we talked about last week.
And now I'm going to make your girl break up with you because of the stuff.
Well, is it, I'm going to make the girl break up with you or is I'm going to show your girl who she's really with?
I think either one is fine with whoever this leaker is.
Yay!
It's not an L.A. one.
Not Justin Credit Board.
Hold on my sour milk.
It's a J.L.
Leaker.
Yeah.
All right.
But Angie, talk to us.
Yeah, you guys.
So there's a new leak call, and it's actually about young thug, admitting that he cheated on Mariah like a day before.
He went into him.
One of my little girls, she posted stuff on the internet at my condo from a long school.
I call him right.
And she's like, man.
girls posting in your condo
I'm like oh my god
I mean yeah baby
found me by a girl in the condo
a minute ago
like because of that
it was a minute ago
though it was day fogg
Do you imagine like
Moriah actually like hit him up
like hey
I'm seeing all this and he denied it
but then he confesses on that
on that our phone call
it was like a day ago
that he got locked up
but he kind of made
he gave her the answer
she needed to hear to stay with him
like oh it's a long time ago
you all of that
So now Mariah the scientist is finding out that this girl that I had questioned you about,
it was right before you got locked up, right?
And she starts posting a sad song, huh?
She's like, she's subbing posting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he says he apologizes to her.
He went on the internet and he tweeted.
He tweeted saying like, my baby, I was wrong and I'm sorry for what I put you through.
You deserve better from me.
Thank you for everything and I will do anything to make this work.
You showed me what love is and I hope I haven't lost you for.
Now that was Saturday, y'all.
Yeah.
Then Sunday came, and then another call leaked, and it's him and his sight chick.
I want to what you are going to do when I see you?
Oh, my God.
I don't know.
When you plan on having kids?
What age?
Do you get out?
When you come home, I have kids.
Yeah.
Dude, imagine.
It's like he apologized for the secret she found out about, but not the other one.
and then the other one drops the next day.
Who is doing this?
Well, why is he saying that?
Like, imagine he already had plans with the side chick.
Like, I'm going to have kids with you one day, like a whole life.
Yeah, that conversation is next level.
Yeah.
I don't know how you come back from that.
You don't.
There's another call.
And I don't know.
I think I sent it to you, Angie, but he was saying, like, I'm still getting to even hear the PO officers.
Like, the officers, they give up, they give it up to him.
Like, what?
Yeah, the girl.
officers still do things with him.
So he was telling one of his homies, he was like gloating like, yeah, he still getting
to dinner didn't hear these people officers.
They give it for nothing or whatever.
Young thug is really bad at doing bad things because he's just always getting caught.
Anytime he does anything bad, cheating or whatever, like landed him in prison.
Oh, yeah, he's always getting caught.
Like you just do no bad, young thug, do no bad.
Do no bad.
Do no bad.
You're no good at it.
So all out here is that Mariah Science is single.
She did. Okay, so then he said chapter ended with the heartbreak heart and now everyone's like sad. Like, oh my gosh, this happened.
Yes, my single, but I don't think you want those problems. I do want those problems. No.
Little Wayne's tour bus got shot up, reported allegedly at the direction of somebody that is on these phone calls.
If I'm not mistaken, Young Thug years ago tweeted, don't get shot trying to comfort my baby when we're going through things.
Yep. Word for word.
When we're going to go with things that I may happen.
Don't even try it.
It's not worth it right now.
And she's also like, she's going through it.
Yeah, she's heartbroken.
And to think, like, just last week,
Dernan is going at her for being quote unquote a mean girl
to Glorilla who young thug talks smack about, right?
And it's like, I'm going through all of this.
And then you did me dirty too.
It just, yeah.
And whoever's behind it is just line.
It's all by the.
Little by little.
Anybody that's close or supporting Young Thug,
I'm going to show you why you shouldn't.
Is Guna behind this,
Young Thug's friend that everybody turned on for quote-unquote allegedly snitching
or cooperating while Thug was locked up?
You think so.
No, no.
Let's just throw out there.
This is like the game of clue.
Because Gunna hasn't said anything.
Young Thug did an interview this weekend, like trying to bait Gunna out,
Gunna out, Gunna did a commercial at the VMAs or something.
Yeah, like for Under Armour.
But he's just, he's just skating by.
I don't know.
I mean, he has the money to, you know, to do something like that.
You know, to go to war, you need to have money.
So it could be him.
I don't know if, like, he has that much hate in his heart for Thug.
No, it seems like they love each other.
It seems like they love each other, but they're at odds.
And, you know, they're like, at least Gunna's taking the high road.
Like, you know what?
I'm just going to focus on my family and my career and just go this way.
In one of the calls, Doug, again, like I mentioned, he talked about sleeping with women in jail.
right?
Could it be someone there?
Maybe.
You know what I'm also thinking?
It must be someone on the outside
because in none of these calls
have I heard your call
is being recorded.
Like if they're in jail.
Oh yeah.
Because you can have phones
and people find ways
sneak phones in.
And none of the calls
have we heard
that interruption that pops up.
So it makes me seem like
the people on the other line
were they recording it?
Or whoever he
possibly got the phone from
could have
you know, done something to the phone and been like, hey, I'm going to get you this phone in,
especially if he's hooking up with the officers that he's saying, usually, reportedly,
allegedly, they're the ones that bring the phones in, reportedly allegedly.
Reportedly on all of this.
All right, we got to go to commercial break.
I just want you to know to all of our homies on the inside that listen to us.
And of course, they're not having these types of phone calls.
They never do that.
This is like a one-of-one, right?
Yeah, it never happens.
No.
It's just stuck.
It's just stuff.
It's just, apparently.
All right.
Just be careful how you speak even on phones.
that aren't from the jail themselves.
Yeah, right?
Okay, so we just got to big up our guy,
Kendrick Lamar, real quick, before we get into the drama.
Yes.
It's just great being a Kendrick Lamar fan.
Like other people are arguing over who in leaked calls
and what's here and who is that and all of that.
Meanwhile, Kendrick Lamar just won another Emmy.
He won an Emmy for his Super Bowl performance.
It's his 2025 Creative Arts Emmy Awards, okay?
and it's for the best music direction,
outstanding music direction,
for the Super Bowl performance that he just had.
But this puts him up in the history books
as if he wasn't already.
He's not the third person ever
with multiple Emmys,
Grammys, and a Pulitzer, okay?
Joining somebody that I'm pretty sure is amazing
named Marvin Hamlish
and Lynn Manuel Miranda.
You know.
I know Lynn Manuel.
We know Lynn.
But shout out to our guy,
Kendrick Lamar.
Oh, yeah.
For real, right.
We keep winning chips.
We keep winning chips.
Now let's go to the thug calls.
What's going down, Vic?
Yes.
Young thug calls have become part of my morning routine at this point.
Every day a new one leaks and I'm able to listen while I do my yoga.
Every day, yoga.
Every day, who's next?
Exactly.
Yeah, well, Vic isn't downward dog.
Hey, yo.
That's a yoga post.
That is a yoga post.
Which one you do?
Morning rising.
That's not a post.
It's not?
It's not.
Okay, I lied about the whole thing.
All right.
Look, young thug was caught talking ish about the one and only Drake, all right?
He was talking to someone while in jail and called him a funky MFer.
All right, listen to this.
Hey, tell Metro boom for a song, you fucking muh.
What?
What?
Well, you could hear that then.
He's like, you call me about a Metro booming song, you funky MFer.
Yeah.
Okay, so here's the gist behind that call.
He's talking to, I think, two of his managers, Thug is.
Yeah.
And the manager's telling Thug, like, hey, so.
Drake called me last night
And I just got to tell you this
Now we're gonna go back in time a little bit
To when Drake was about to drop an album
And Metro's mother had just passed away
And believe it was in June
A couple of June's ago
Get me the correct dates on when Metro's mother passed
And then when the Drake album was
But this call is taking place
The week of the Drake album release
Because the guy says hey
Drake's albums drops on Friday
Okay
this Friday in the call.
Metro's mother passed away June 2020.
No, no, no.
June 2nd?
June 2nd?
No, I need June, the day.
Oh, the actual thing.
Because this is important in this story.
I need the exact dates of the release and the exact dates of Metro's mother passing.
June 3rd.
June 3rd.
And the release was, it must be a couple weeks later.
No, a couple weeks later.
So all of this very new, right?
June 17th.
Exactly.
So you see, June 3rd or June 17th?
This is when all of this is happening.
So, Young Thugs manager hits him up and is like, hey, Drake called me last night.
And he said, like, I guess there's a song, a song with Young Thug and Travis Scott that Metro Boomin produced.
Somehow, Drake got his hands on it.
Drake tinkered with it, maybe out of the verse, maybe change the beat a bit.
And he puts it on his album that drops on Friday, okay?
We're back in 2022.
Okay.
It drops on Friday.
And Metro hits him up like, hey, that's not cool.
cool. I did not okay this. I don't like what you did with this song. I don't approve this.
And right, my mom just passed. I'm not trying to deal with any of the shenanigans. Like, that was not cool, Drake.
So, Drake calls the manager and says, can y'all do something? Can y'all help me get this song cleared?
The manager's hitting thug. Like, I don't know what's your, what is your, what's your take on this thug?
Yeah. And Thug is like, Drake, what? He's understand, like, this,
Dude, mom just passed away.
June 3rd is days before.
And days.
He finds out you did this.
It's kind of grimy.
He finds out because you released a track list or something.
And he's like, hey, I didn't approve this.
And Drake is telling Thug's manager, you know, I think it would just be a great look.
Thug on my album.
You know, he's in jail right now and all of that.
And Thug's getting a little agitated.
Like, you mean to tell me he's hitting us up to hit up Drake and be, I mean, to hit up Metro and be like, clear the song?
No, you got to be out of your mind to think that.
Like, this guy is grieving.
This guy's mother just passed away.
That's so tone deaf.
And he's like, and I bet you Drake did it in a stupid way.
I bet you he said like condolences, bro.
Can you clear this?
He's like, that's not what you're supposed to do as a man.
He's like, as a man, go hang out with him.
Like say condolences.
Hit him up in two or three weeks.
But spend time with him.
Bring out your plane.
Go say with something.
If I was out right now, that's what I would be doing for my guy in Metro.
He doesn't have a big family.
It's just him and his mom's, he's grieving.
Doug is like, I understand.
I'm a little bit different.
Like, I understand business is business.
That's the name of his album.
And business has to move on, but I'm not Metro.
Metro, this is, though his world is ending.
He could be using it as an excuse because he also has an album coming out.
Yeah.
But you can't, you can't do that, Drake.
He's like, Drake is so stupid too.
He probably says something dumb.
And this probably is like, he's just, you can't do that.
And then he told his manager, this is a 19-minute call.
He told his manager, you know what?
You're going to burn a bridge for Drake by hitting a,
Metro and Drake would never burn a bridge for you.
Yeah.
Right?
And then the manager's like, no, I'm going to do it for you.
I was going to do it for you.
And Thug is like, no, because I wouldn't even do that.
What do I look like saying, hey, bro, this is good for me.
I don't care about this look.
I don't care about this look to be on a Drake.
I'm locked up.
Yeah.
He's like, I don't care about music right now.
Tell Drake to go talk to the president.
Tell him to get me out.
Yeah.
You, Drake, go talk to the president.
Hey, man, let my little bro go do something.
Go talk to the president.
Get me out.
Show me that.
Don't call me to my.
fix on for you to have a song.
Do you get it?
Yeah.
Don't be calling me to have someone do a song for you or add a song.
Get me out of here.
Yeah, go talk to the president.
It's really tone deaf in all signs because it's tone deaf on Metro Boomer and it's
tone deaf with like knowing thugs locked up.
Yes.
That's the thing.
It's like,
Thug's coming at everybody though.
Like,
no matter what,
like he was even saying the same thing about Kendrick,
where he's calling him weird for not being on somebody else.
I love that you,
the OVO fan got it because I literally was thinking the same thing.
I'm like,
not Thug being like understanding.
why Kendrick doesn't put everybody on his album.
Him being like, I don't need that look.
I don't need that.
It's real life right here.
That's exactly what Kendrick is saying.
When he doesn't put people on his album,
I don't care about the looks.
This is real life, right?
Yes, it takes that perspective.
People are hypocrites.
Another line that Kendrick said.
True.
Yes.
It just goes to show you in,
I think more for the overall,
if someone's been tapping in to the Drake
and Kendrick and Metro and Future Beef,
where this all really stemmed from
because last year when the beef was going on
and it was like hey Metro shut your
up and go make some drums
it was he he ha ha and everybody was like
oh yeah they're beefing over a girl
no that girl is his mom
his mom that passed away
and she got murdered like it's not like
oh yeah my mom's yeah no
it was like a real thing
and and I think thugs
touch on it not knowing really how
Drake approached it he was just probably like
Drake probably did something stupid too like hey my bad
bro, hey, but can you say yes to this?
And no one's going to, Metro's going to look at it like, what are you doing?
Are you kidding?
And imagine you get a thug call.
Like, hey, bro, you know, it would mean a lot for me since I'm locked up if you okayed
this for Drake.
Then Metro's going to know Drake called you.
Drake sent him.
And Thug knows how Drake operates because he's doing the exact same insensitive thing to him
just to get his music pushed out.
So it's like, yeah.
But it is interesting that like all that's happening.
But meanwhile, you know, during his prison stint, Drake is still visiting Thug.
Right?
And then so it's like knowing that after all this came out and even when Thug came out,
Drake flew on a jet and dropped off like millions of dollars.
It's like, oh, you know, I got you, bro, that or that.
So it's like now for all this to come out, it's like, oh, wow, like Thug.
Like if you're Drake, like, damn Thug, this is what you thought of me the whole time.
Well, when did Thug come out?
When did Thug come out?
It was last year.
Because that also has to make sense.
Because if you're in June 2020,
He does mention Drake and seen him.
There's parts of that where it might have happened later.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
When he went to visit him later.
Yeah.
So there may have been like this happened before you did all that, right?
Yeah.
And Thug did mention that like, hey, I still, I rock with Drake, but he's just dumb sometimes.
He don't know how to say things.
He doesn't, he doesn't have empathy for other.
Like he was just saying like, I don't know.
Maybe we're just different in Atlanta.
And Drake is just not like that.
He don't see anything.
But like, hey, I'm Drake.
And he even mentions that you think just because you're Drake, we're going to do this
stuff for you.
But look at us.
Real life is happening.
You're right about the Drake dropping stuff,
but I'm wondering if the timeline does,
this is June 2020.
Yeah,
it was earlier in the prison.
It was November of last year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it makes sense.
It makes sense.
It's a whole drama.
It doesn't go on.
Thug did mention,
because he doesn't really set up a lot of apologies online
except to Mara the scientists and Gloria.
But he has like everybody that I've talked about knows that I said these things.
Essentially.
Like he would say him twice to them.
Essentially.
He would say it behind his back,
but I would also say it to their face.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
So who's to say?
But Metro did, I think he tweeted something like,
oh, damn, or like a heartbreak, a broken heart.
Like, seeing what he saw on all of that.
It's just a lot.
We're getting a lot with these tapes.
A lot of them.
I want you to know we're right smack in the middle of hip-hop history
with these young thug calls.
Unfortunate for him.
So unfortunate because that's privacy and stuff
that you shouldn't be leaked like that.
But it's just very telling on the inner workings
when you see interviews or listen to rappers,
it's like it's not what everybody sees behind the scenes
and all of that, these are like breaking the fourth wall,
so to speak.
They say that in Hollywood.
Like, you're seeing really what's going down.
Yeah.
And it's very telling.
It's just, I've never seen a time like this at all.
Finding out a lot of things, you know,
even Thug mentioned in his interview like,
oh, I'm the reason that 21 Savage and Little Baby are cool
because they used to be, I'm like, I didn't know that.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Stuff like that.
put them on the phone together, all these things that's like, like you said, let
be right behind the scenes that we would have no idea unless we were in the inner circle.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, Kendrick, you win your Emmy, Kendrick.
You were right, dot.
That's just what I know.
My guy's antennas are up.
He knows.
And even if staying to himself, it could be isolating or like, be like, where's the eye?
You don't come by my side.
This is why.
Because he understands like the background of all this stuff that's going on.
Exactly.
The VMAs happened yesterday, Angie.
And Summer Walker.
She did her thing.
on him. She's at the Breezy Bowl
Double X for that we're
giving away tickets to. Will she
bring her however old
new boyfriend? I don't know. It's like
her mystery man. I don't know who it
is. She showed up to the red carpet and
everyone kept asking her, who
are you with? Because what does it
look like? So it's like an older man like maybe up in his
70s and all white and he's just like
smothered with her like all over her.
Tell me about your day here.
Oh, this is my special friend.
Okay, how special?
How did you in Summer Me?
Mutual friend in L.A.
What's your favorite Summer Walker song?
She's dominated for it tonight, in fact.
Okay.
He doesn't even...
Great answer.
Safe bit.
Dude, he doesn't even know her like that.
Summer Walker showed up to the VMAs
with the full caught on the cold play jump over time.
It did look like him great hair and old white man.
Astronomer CEO.
oldy but goody
They even kissed and everything
They did
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You have to go peep this
It seemed very
What baby girl's name?
The RIPED
Oh Anna Nicole Smith
I'm gonna Nicole Smith vibes
Yep
For sure
This is my special friend
This is hilarious
When I saw this I thought of my sister
She's the same exact way
She likes I'm like 80 years old like that
And she says the same thing
It's my friend
It's my friend
I'm like bro this friend's about to die
Yeah
But no, you're right
Because they're like at the red carpet
And she's like feeding him
Codding Candy
They kiss on the red carpet
And she's still saying like
That's just my special friend
Yeah, it's a lot
Yeah, let's mean
Cinema
No, I don't know who he is
Because I've been Googling
I even put like his picture on the website
Like online
Yeah Google images or reverse image
Looker
Yeah and there's nothing about him
Bro what if she just found
She said LA
What if she just got him from the street
And it was like
I'm gonna clean you up
The Kardashians did that in an episode.
They did.
They got to do, no, they got a dude.
What do you call him?
What do you call him?
Homeless?
Yes.
And they, they cleaned him up.
A house?
No, this guy looks official.
He looks like he's a rich.
She kissed him.
He likes him.
He's like a rich, like, a rich, like, person, like, probably South O.C.
Or something.
People would know who it is.
Not all rich people are famous, though.
No, I know.
A lot of rich people are not famous.
We didn't know the astronomer's CEO, bro, but as soon as it
up. We figured out who he was.
Yeah. I don't know. It's funny, though.
It's, uh, I really, I don't know.
The image is hilarious.
He looks like the green goblin.
I'm gonna tell you right now. I think he's just a regular,
d'agular. He probably, she probably went to like, I don't know, an old folk song.
I was like, hey, who can I borrow?
Who wants to go on a trip?
She went to a cigar bar.
Or is this an actual?
Because he said they met through mutual friends in Los Angeles.
That's all he said.
He can't even name the song that she's nominated for or was nominated for.
Yeah.
No, guys.
I just, this could be a social experiment.
Phyllis.
What?
It's never too late.
It's never too late.
Define your one.
And what did we learn today that Greg's sister is down?
Oh, my gosh.
I tell her all the time.
Like, what?
I state somebody to your own age.
She's like, those older guys just understand me.
And I'm like, oh.
Okay.
To reach their old.
Wipe their booty.
You know, let's their booty?
I don't think she'll tell you that in when she does.
All right.
All right.
Thank you for that, Angelica.
Okay, April, they tried to say that Machete passed away.
Don't fall for it.
Do not fall for this news.
If you see it online, there was a whole post that apparently John Leguizamo had posted
to that said RIP to Danny Trejo Machete.
And it said from 1944 to 2025, it went up and everybody believed it.
And they were doing their RIP post.
Freaking Machete had to come out and be like, look, thank you all for the concern.
but I'm very much alive.
Someone is spreading fake news.
Don't do that.
Don't do that to our Danny Trefo.
All it takes is a graphic and people run with it.
Yeah.
Someone like John Leguizamo could have reached out to somebody to verify it,
but people want to be first so bad.
And that's what he gets.
You know, it's like now you look dumb because this person is alive and still macheteing it up.
We all have fallen for stuff.
For sure.
But because it is John Lagosamo with such a platform,
because the people, the actual account behind it, it says,
I mean, look, it's Polonia News, El Caster Show, El Caster Studio, and Acre underscore
Ablando, so it's on them for posting it.
John, like, was almost saw it, reposted with the RIP, and then it kind of took off from things.
Yeah.
Big dummy.
Big up to our guy, Danny Terjo.
We wish you many, many, many more years.
I do not want you to think that our guy passed away because that that stuff is scary.
Remember, there's been some for Little Wayne.
Yeah.
There's, it's just unnecessary because it puts you.
through that heartache.
And then, loki, I won't, should something actually happen to him?
Like, then we're not going to understand.
Like, is it real?
Or did John Ligu's on a post again?
He's an 81 years old.
Yeah, he's up there, my guy.
Big up to Dan Trejo.
I read something that, again, I don't know if it's true or not because it's out on the
internet, but that he has a clause in his contracts that if he plays a bad guy in
a movie, that bad guy has to die because he doesn't want kids to think doing the wrong
thing wins in the end.
Yeah.
Wow.
Crazy, right?
I could have fallen for it, but this is where we tell you what he was not to fall for.
Okay, keep it here.
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