Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 553 She Got One Body… He Got a Whole Team | Brown Bag Mornings (09/09/25)
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The more brown back, the better.
Come on.
Buenos days.
Happy Tuesday.
Good morning.
Good morning.
It's 909.
Aye, aye.
Happy Aide.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's September 9th.
Much love.
Hey.
909.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They celebrate today, right?
I'm sure.
Yeah.
There's like a block party in Pomona somewhere, for sure.
For sure.
They had to.
Riverside.
When it was 8-1-8, 8-8, day.
What?
Yeah.
Celebrating.
Shout out of Mr. Saeed.
Nothing.
Yeah, it's like, it's great one day.
I celebrate it.
You're gonna go drive down Van Nuys.
That's every day.
That's every day.
All right.
The crew's all here.
The crew is all here.
We got Greg.
We got Angelica.
We got Maximo.
We got Victor.
We got over there.
Scooby-Doo.
Scooby-Doo.
Scooby-Doo.
Scooby-Doo.
Scooby-Doo, pop.
And I'm Lettie.
First, before we get into it,
I want you to know the show.
always all laughs. We all love each other, but man, if we're not living in insane times.
Y'all peep yesterday, what happened with the Supreme Court? The Supreme Court lifted a restraining order,
barring federal immigration agents from stopping people solely based on their race, the language they speak,
their job, or their location. We've spoke about this, that clearly when this all started
happening in June, and it was really tough. And it seems like there was no, it was lawlessness when
It came to federal agents coming in here in Los Angeles and California and just grouping up anybody that they saw that was Latino citizen or not.
Country of origin, whatever it may be.
You look it, you sound it.
You're at Home Depot.
Boom, we're grabbing you, right?
Yeah.
So there was a lawsuit set in place.
But California, different immigration advocates out here and different people that have been like citizens that were wrongfully done.
detained and all of that.
And so we got a restraining order in place.
And I don't know if you've seen it kind of quiet down a little bit.
It hasn't gone away.
There's still little moments or there's still moments where it's happening or yeah.
Or it's not being pressed so much online as it was at the beginning.
But at least there was some restriction because of this restraining order.
And it went all the way up to the Supreme Court with judges that Trump himself has put in office.
And then they said, you know what?
It's actually okay to catch somebody.
if they look like they're not from here,
if they sound like they're not from here,
or if they're in places where people that are not from here
usually go like a Home Depot.
So that's very, very unfortunate that we're back,
low key at square one.
And this brings me the ultimate, like, anxiety of,
are we going to go back to those times again?
Because it was uneasy for all of us.
No, every single one of us, you know?
Of course. Yeah, and it just further kind of shows that it's like
there's a in the eyes of the Supreme court there's a right way to look there's a certain like
if you look this way you're fine if you don't look this way you're in trouble we might send you
back to wherever we think you're from and that's just so frustrating and and disgusting honestly
because it's like every there's no skin color requirement to be a citizen but they're making it
seem like there is now yeah no and then there was a justice justice sonya sotamayor who's one of the
three liberal justices who said,
nah, we can't do this,
did speak up and say,
we should not have to live in a country
where the government can seize
anyone who looks Latino,
speak Spanish,
and appears to work a low-wage job.
Because let's be real,
if that were to happen,
bunch of us in this room,
off looks alone,
be caught up.
I'm going down right away.
That's messed up.
For sure.
Language alone,
Otra-Eyes.
Yeah?
For sure, me and Mac.
You're me and Mac,
we're down for looks,
Angie, for talking.
All three.
All three.
I know, seor.
Look who's talking.
I'll bail you all out, man.
Don't worry about nothing.
Yeah, all three of us.
For sure, me and Mac.
Yeah.
For sure.
And me.
I don't know about you.
I'll bail you out.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah.
I'll talk to the people.
I have a beard.
I don't need to use this term,
especially in the climate where there's a freaking Jeffrey Epstein birthday card with drawings
and let's keep,
let every day be a secret from our own president, right?
Yeah.
But this type of a thing is a perversion.
Yeah.
It really is.
What the Constitution is, what justice is,
and what rights for people should be.
Because it's not, like, essentially this takes away
anybody that's Latino, their rights.
Yeah, no, 100%.
It's not, you look it.
I don't care.
You look it.
You sound it.
You're around these places.
And it sucks because it's a domino effect.
So it starts, you know, obviously there with the president,
then it goes into like the law enforcement, ICE agents.
And then it makes people that are like citizens that feel this way
already come out and start acting this way as well.
That's real much.
Yes, that upsets me so much.
It gives permission to people to look at us and treat us a certain way, Jay's based
of how we look.
I'm already not looking forward to Halloween.
I know there's going to be people dressed up as agents.
I know it's going to be a whole thing.
You're getting scrapped up.
No, but it's happening.
And it's so unfortunate.
Because ultimately, it could be fun in games for Middle America or for people that aren't
like right here.
or with our part of us,
but man, if I don't see the fear,
if I don't hear, like, the whispers and things like that
between us, between our family.
Loki, like, not to put his business out there,
but my dad comes back from Mexico today,
and I'm worried about him.
Yeah.
Because I don't know if they're going to stop him,
if they're going to let him or any, like,
and he's, my dad is my dad.
Yeah.
He could be your guy's dad.
And, like, you know, for example, even like your dad speaks great English,
But like, for example, like my mom, she's a citizen, but she doesn't speak like great English.
Like she gets by. She gets by.
But let's say she gets pulled into a situation like that.
She's not going to be able to talk herself out that situation.
She's at the grocery store.
She's just passing by walking, like walking and talking.
You know what I'm saying?
Exactly.
Now when people, you know, we see all these viral videos of like, you're in America, talk, speak English.
Now they can't.
Low key probable calls like, hey, let's go call an agency and say we found one.
That's not okay.
It shouldn't be okay.
We got to protect each other.
And the ICE agents are just looking at people that they can gather up as dollar signs.
The cash grabs.
Exactly.
That's a thousand.
That's a thousand.
That's a thousand.
This is like my escape from a student loan debt because that was an incentive.
Yeah.
That's a crazy thing too.
A lot of the ICE agents look like us.
That's the wild part.
They detain themselves?
Yes.
Yeah, my dad is going to be smiling at people.
You don't even know how to, you know.
See?
See?
He'd just be smiling, you know.
Smiling in the same
Amigo.
Yeah.
He's tough.
He's smiling.
I'm like,
eye, puppy.
It's tough.
The fear is real.
I know what these,
I don't know what these future ones
hold or these future years,
but man,
man, if we don't got each other, man,
we got each other.
That's it.
Yeah, we do.
Yep.
All right.
Just say readers.
No.
Just say readers.
You'll be fine.
Yeah.
There he is.
He'll be fine if he says Raiders
It's a complete opposite
He won't be fine
Or just be like Buffy
America's team
The Cowboys
The Cowboys
Maybe actually maybe the Cowboys
Yeah
All right
You keep it here
I'm not
Because we're going to get into
Concrete's weather
You ready my friend
Let's go
Let's get into it
And now the weather
With concrete storm
Peritos thank you guys
For the guys
Thank you guys
No problem.
No problem.
You guys kept that cool.
They had a competition.
Who did you think did better?
Was it Vic or was it Greg?
Or did you even listen?
Dallas Frines.
Dallas Fraynes.
Now, you guys both of you guys did good.
Thank you.
Lay.
Participation trophies.
Who do you guys think did better?
What did you guys think did better?
What was my fun fact?
I don't remember,
Dallas.
First, we are up to Huntington Park, a place where it's not safe to walk after dark,
says local Jerry Garcia.
Says local resident Jerry Garcia.
Your high will be 82 degrees.
Now we do the jumping jacks to the city of Mission Viejo
where it's nice enough to walk in Miedo.
Your high will be 79 degrees.
Off tops, we do burpees all the way to the city of Paramount
where fools are getting money blowing up their bank account, I hope.
82 degrees.
Lastly, we park cop all the way to the city of Anaheim
where if you hit Disney, it's quality time.
So if you're heading to the park today, your high will be 81 degrees.
Nice.
Fun fact, did you guys know that Disneyland employees, what doesn't really pay, but they get a bunch of cats to roam around the park to get rid of the rats?
Hold on.
Stay it's lower?
Did you just say Disney employees doesn't really pay?
That's what I heard.
Yeah, they don't like have them in, like, they don't have the rats on like, payroll.
On payroll, you know?
Did you know there's a Disney employee that doesn't get really get paid?
Disney employees, I said.
Disney employees, employees.
Like so the cat's
Doesn't it sound like he's saying
Employees?
No employees
You're saying oh like I am employees
Employees employees
I MPO
Oh gosh
No no no
You were blaming me for the way I talk
Yeah
I'm still confused
What were you're trying to say
Employees
Employees
Right here
It's right here
Workers
I know it's already guys
But
Keep up
For favor
Keep up
It's you
So I think hip hop
She definitely
You definitely take a note
from this
Because there's a lot of rats
out there right now
Guys
Oh
Oh
Where the cat's at.
Where the cats at?
Did I go there, dog?
Yachta.
Mariah, let him go, for favor.
She's not the one.
He's not the one.
Guys, Huntington Park, 82.
Mischin Viejo 79, Paramount 82, Anaheim, 81.
Let's go.
Your boy, Concrete, Brombeckmong, he's on Power 106.
Stay cool, stay cool, out of the burritos.
It's going to be hot.
Money, Moe.
Why, you could cost you dinero.
If you start complacent.
That's next
But first
Y'all ever been to
Like a CVS or like a drugstore
And the products are locked up
Oh yes
Yes
What products have you seen locked up?
It pisses me off every single time
I go and buy pimple patches
And they're locked up
Because they're in little boxes
Like little tiny boxes
Lashes
Lashes have gone locked up
Like lashes in the cosmetic section
Shampoo
Shampoo
Shampoo
Baby wipes batteries
Baby wipes batteries
get locked up over there?
I live in the hood, man.
Underware.
Underware.
Underware.
Underware.
Underware.
Target.
Underware.
The man's underwear.
Yeah.
Batteries.
Face moisturizer.
Ah,
moisturizer for the face.
Yeah.
In Target.
In Target.
Yeah.
The good one.
The good one.
The good one.
Conoxle.
Yeah.
You get your face mask two and everything?
Yeah.
My girl put me on.
Well, apparently it's becoming a problem for stores,
customers.
Because when that happens to you,
you. Do you want to get the product? Do you wait?
No. No. Dip. I try. I asked one time and then somebody was like taking forever and I was like, dude, forget it. And I was just like, I'm gonna just leave. Walked away and then the person came like, hey, don't you need you. I was like, no, thank you.
Yeah, I'm over it. I have a few steps. I ask if they don't come. I shake the door to see if I can wiggle it open and that doesn't happen and I leave. You dip. Yeah. Wow. What I hate is that it's behind the glass, right? So then they grab it for you and put it in another box. That's like the other one that you can.
can't touch.
They really don't trust you, Greg.
What did you do?
You're on a list.
And I'm like, what the?
I used you to just steal it because they took long.
And that's why they have them locked up.
And that's why they have them locked up.
Okay, well, stores are reporting that, yes, this is driving away shoppers,
growing customer dissatisfaction for all of these things that are locked up.
In order to prevent theft, it's also preventing sales.
27% of shoppers that have been upset about, like, getting locked up, have just
abandon it.
I don't even
I'm not even gonna do it.
I don't need it.
Yeah.
Get on Amazon or something.
Yeah.
And then you never get on Amazon
and then now your face has no
moisturizer big.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Just so you know,
it's not,
it's working against
retail stores
to have stuff locked up.
Yeah.
It takes forever to get somebody
to like get it.
If they come through, yes.
They press this button.
Only one fool has a key, dog.
Only one fool has a key, dog.
Yeah, man.
They're everywhere and I guess
there is no,
there is no solution now.
How do I get you out
to stop stealing?
If you're stealing
in the checkout lane,
the self-checkout,
if you're stealing these little things
and then this
this little contraption
is making people not even buy stuff.
What's the solution?
Change the laws.
Yeah, just stop treating us like thieves,
you know?
Yeah.
Stop being them.
Well, they should stop it first.
They should stop it first.
They should trust us.
Yeah.
No way.
Yeah, yeah.
They should show us they trust us
before we choose.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's like a conscript.
Like a cons.
Like a cons.
Yeah.
Membership.
Scanning.
Membership at Walmart is crazy work.
Yeah, just the area where the area.
Like a Costco membership.
But there's going to be an area where everything is not locked up.
Yeah.
You need a membership for that area.
Hilarious.
Angie showed me this.
Speaking of fees, Angie showed me this receipt.
A woman's going viral because she got a fee for complaining at a restaurant.
Okay.
They called it the being fee.
B word.
I don't know if I could say it anymore.
You could say it.
I'll say it for you.
It was a bitching fee.
Yeah.
There you go.
A woman in Indiana went viral.
She was charged a $5 B-word fee at a bar for complaining about the wrong beer.
This is a real thing.
That's it.
That's a charge a week.
Five bucks is a lot.
That's a drink.
Well, there goes the tip.
The beer was locked up.
When you know they won't, when you know they won't leave a tip.
Oh, you just charge them anyway.
So it's like, hey, I'm going to charge you for that.
Be careful out there because if that works over there in Indiana, they're bringing it here too.
It's going to be a lot.
Everybody's getting charged.
Everybody.
I had to tell you guys a little mommy moment I had with the boys yesterday.
I'm like.
Mavcisa?
Yeah.
I'm a mommy.
Yesterday went to the bank, taking out money, right?
Okay.
I don't want the boys in the car, clearly.
So I bring them inside with me.
And then we're walking on the way back to the car.
Had to park kind of around.
So we've got to walk a bit, right?
And there was like the only way I could describe him is this fool look like Jeffrey Dahmer.
What?
That's the only way that I could describe this person, okay?
He was handsome.
I just want to take a picture.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
So he's walking behind us.
I'm putting the guy, the kids in the car.
Yeah.
And I'm like, all right, everybody's getting the car.
Excuse me?
And I'm like, oh, damn.
Because I had seen him from my peripheral.
Yeah.
And then I was like, and then he's like, hey, can ask you, where did you get your shirt?
I had a shirt that had the Nike sign on it
And I was like
Oh, it's a Nike shirt
He's like, oh, okay, what's your name?
And I was like, I can't talk right now
And then Luisito
Her name is Leti
I was like, wait
Get in the car
Like get in the car
And then I had to have a whole situation
You can't talk to strangers
And say your name or whatever
Stranger danger
But he's like you talk to strangers all the time mom
You see the back-to-back
L's in two weeks.
One time you probably wanted him to choke,
huh?
He's over there like,
no, no, I'm just sick.
Wait, no.
That's got, come on.
You have this beef with my child?
He does.
My child is sticks.
He sticks.
He is six.
He is six years.
He's time.
He wanted him to choke.
No.
There's no time I want him to choke.
No.
No.
Never.
I want him to be quiet and we have a conversation.
Hey, we live here.
We live here.
We live here.
My dad's name is Jorge.
All right.
Well, that was a story.
Oh, my God.
Be careful.
Kids, do not, like, if this happens with your parents, just stay quiet.
Let them let them hear it out.
L. L. L. L. Luisito J.
He's taken out.
Dad.
That's six.
He's going to learn.
Oh, my God.
He's just a people person, all right?
Well, let's get him.
Simper Pimp or Pimp.
B-I-M-P.
Sint, S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-T-S-S.
And today's nominee for September 9th is going to make you say Crikey.
Crikey.
It's going down by two-Roy-E.
So Steve Irwin's wife, Terry Irwin, was in an interview where she was talking about.
Hold on.
Sorry.
This is the Crocothal interview.
her music.
Oh, Crocodile
Forne's wife, Terry Arwin.
Why is he southern?
Why is he southern?
Alabama.
I know.
Steve Irwin's, wife.
Yeah.
Terry Irwin, she was
being interviewed and she was
talking about the love she had for
Steve and how she hasn't
dated since he passed away in 2006.
I so totally
got my happily ever after
and while there are a lot of
wonderful men in the world,
can you see another Steve?
her when I just can't.
She can't see another steward.
It's been since 2006 that she hasn't dated, which is a very long time.
That's 19 years.
Yes.
It's a long time.
She's fully committed.
She's kind of kept up like the whole wildlife thing.
But not that kind of wildlife.
Not like animals.
Oh, like for real.
She didn't get none.
She ain't got none since 2006.
Cricy.
It's the Soldier Boy song.
And then she.
Nobody has gone down under.
But wait, there's more.
I had the best marriage in the whole world for 14 years,
and I'm very comfortable with the person I see in the mirror,
so I'm okay to be on my own now.
And I'm lonely for Steve, but I'm not a lonely person.
Oh my gosh, that's so cute.
That's cute.
Doesn't that just hit you right in the heart?
Because we know how he passed away.
Oh, my God.
Getting hit in the heart by the stingway.
Oh, my gosh.
That's not what I meant.
That's not what I meant.
That's not what I meant.
That's great.
What a heroin, bro.
You can never look at.
What are those stingrays the same?
Oh, yeah.
That joke's in the sting.
Doesn't just...
What?
What, bro?
I'm just saying, I wish Nick, you know, if I die,
oh, dog, what?
She better never.
She better never, yeah.
I'm haunting everybody in the crib.
You got to move on eventually.
No.
Never.
Or, or let them choose your partner.
Them?
No.
What movie was that?
I hated that movie.
I don't think it was a movie.
It was.
It was. It was. It was. I hated that movie.
Hell no.
What?
Or like you would even like a note from Jorge like, hey.
No, he definitely he can't.
Oh, for sure he can't.
Why not?
If I pass, I'm waiting for him.
Like, all right, hurry up.
He's going to be running forever by himself.
It's been two days.
Where are you at?
He's going to run forever by himself.
I don't know what you have against my family?
I'm just saying
I don't know what you have against my family
You just got two jokes up
I appreciate you
I love you
But when I start
Targeting
When I start targeting
I don't want to hear no cry baby
Radio waves
What happens to Jorge?
I don't want to hear no cry baby
What happens to Jorge if you're leaving the radio waves
He has to move on
He has to move on
Poverrinsuito
Imagine he has to
No, he doesn't.
But she should move on?
She should definitely move on.
She should.
She should.
No, she shouldn't.
No, she shouldn't.
Why not?
She already had her, her only love, her soulmate.
You know what I'm saying?
Anything else would just be empty.
And you just said that Nikki shouldn't move on either.
Never.
Okay, so Jorge should move on, but Nikki can.
What?
Make it make sense, Conchee.
A man has needs.
I think if you're passing away, if you're passing away, I hope Nikki leans to the
next choolo that she finds just like she was in that music video looking amazing
never it'll be 13 ghosts up in here no no it won't no Mickey move on baby girl
yeah no I hope she finds love good see I would hope she finds her I will hope somebody
would treat her and my kids just as good as I treat them okay all that guy got to do
is stay home for the whole week and then boom but that's I know right just stay home
Don't hurt.
Don't get nothing.
Just be present.
Hey, let's move on.
No, no.
No, no.
Let him not fly.
Let him not fly.
What are you going on?
All right.
Where does this go?
What was this about?
Steve Irwin.
Territory.
All crikey.
Simps.
Oh, quiky.
She's simping.
Yeah.
She's simping for him.
And he's passed away.
That's beautiful.
That's, you know, they say, till death to his party.
She's like, even for, I'm still alive.
so that doesn't that it's yeah it doesn't apply to her I love this guy yeah yeah you know still a
stingray gets me oh my gosh Jesus I had a home girl in high school her name was cookie in and her
her boyfriend passed away in high school like it was one of one of our young homies yeah yeah and she even
afterwards like she was all about him you know clearly grows into an adult right and and it would it
felt I felt happy for her when she found
her person after that, you know?
So don't, don't.
I think with time.
With time.
Yeah, with time.
But maybe not be lonely.
That's a lot of years of being alone.
She also has kids, right?
So right now she's entertained.
Kids, she's still doing the animal thing.
I has a lot of roses.
But, no, because.
But, no, I don't think she should move on.
Where do you go from the crocodile hunter?
Like, he's OG.
Ooh, that's a good question.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, Bill Nye?
Yeah, where do you go from?
Like, what's the up?
What's the upgrade from him?
There's a lot more crocodile hunters out there.
I'm saying.
No, but he's.
He's the crocodile hunter.
He's like the Kobe of crocodile
That's what I'm saying.
You can't, you can't move to my boy J.
Prehistorics.
He's like the Scotty Pippin of it.
I don't know.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Imagine where would Nikki go after me,
Big Dog?
I don't know.
What?
Probably Jerry.
Sit,
sit,
sit,
sit,
Hey,
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean,
phone line.
We got you.
The homie helpline.
Ruby needs our help.
Ruby.
All right, Ruby sent us a DM and said,
Hey, Brownback, I can't believe I'm even writing this,
but I seriously don't know what else to do.
So I've been on and off with my ex for six years.
And the craziest part,
I just found out through the T app that he's been cheating on me.
Ooh.
Everyone apparently knew except me.
This is the same man who just last year found out I slept with one person.
What?
One little body, one little measly person, during a six-month no-contact period and went ballistic.
Okay, no-catch.
They were broken up.
Were they?
How dare she?
That's what she said.
They got back together.
That's what y'all are going to say with his cheating.
It was when they were off.
No contact.
Some contact.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Okay.
And went ballistic and called me all types of names in the book saying I don't deserve to be the mother of his kids, etc.
Wild.
Meanwhile, the entire time, he was out here having full-on relationships with other women.
Wow.
Yeah, but that's different.
She's trying to find himself.
Yeah.
He's a different, baby.
He's battling demons.
Those different.
My Tia, you know, she had passed away.
My grandma, she was sick.
And now that I finally found out, he wants to change and put in effort.
She said, I DM one of the girls on IG, and she told me that they slept together last year and did other stuff back in 2019.
I have it all recorded.
She even gave me permission to bring it to him and said she doesn't care because she's got nothing to lose.
It's kind of embarrassing to say about yourself, no?
Yeah, nothing to lose.
I got nothing to lose.
Kind of like, I'm not.
Yeah, she don't care.
Yeah.
Then another girl basically confirmed everything without even knowing it was me behind the T app post.
She called me by name and new things only someone close to us would know.
So now I'm wondering, who's been around me smiling in my face while knowing.
knowing he was doing this behind my back. I tried to reach out on IG, but she said, I've already said
a lot. I don't want to get involved with my real page. Oh gosh. Right now, there's no label
between me and him, just him begging, pleading, promising change. So now I'm stuck. Do I walk away
from someone I love because I know I'll never trust him again? Or do I give him another chance
and risk hating myself later? Help me, Brown Bag, because I'm tired of feeling stupid for someone who was
so good at making me feel like the villain
while he was doing way worse
behind my back.
Nice.
So she's the one that posted him on the T app.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She posted it and said,
A, what's up?
Who knows anything?
Yeah, anybody know this guy?
Yeah, because they've been through their on their offs.
Yeah.
She's done things.
Kali, he's done things.
I guess now she didn't expect
the extent of how much he's done
and it's messing with her.
Because probably when she got caught up,
he may have held that against her a lot.
It made her feel guilty for that.
How could you?
And now to be like, bro, you may feel guilty
and messed up and all of that.
Meanwhile, you were having
full-on relationships with people.
So that's where she's at,
my little stupidita tonta.
It's okay.
It's because she called herself stupid.
Ruby.
And she's really asking us
if she could go back with him.
She's really asking that.
Ruby.
They come in Pazlete.
She loves him.
Ruby, this is a real question you're asking us.
Should you go back with him?
I don't know.
Ruby's like, should I keep burning in hell or should I maybe get out?
Yeah, yeah.
What do you guys do you think?
To be fair, I forgot who said it.
But to be fair, like you guys said, like I did my shit.
So it's like, okay.
Hey.
No cursing.
So like, oh, my bad, my bad.
Like, I did my thing.
Like, I did my thing.
So it's like...
Yes.
It makes you feel like, yeah, like, I'm not innocent either.
Yeah, like I deserve it.
So, yeah, so this isn't who I deserve.
Ruby, was 2019, like, the first year you guys started going out?
Yes.
Okay.
And then how many times have you been on and off?
Too many to count.
Yeah.
They've been on and off.
You're in your off season right now.
Yes
Season hasn't started
No, season hasn't started
But he knows all the things you saw
Right?
Pretty much
Because I confronted him
About everything
And he was just
He was just like
Oh
Like it was when we were talking about
I'm like when
Specifically tell me when
And he was like
Oh this time
This time
I'm like no
From what I could recall
Because I went back to like
Pictures and everything
I'm like no from what I could recall
We were literally good
We were hanging out
He's like, do you want him to straight up tell you
I lied and I cheated on you while we were on, Ruby?
He might not be lying.
No, they'll say that.
Them timelines are blurry, but he was probably lying.
Well, you remember what we did yesterday.
And you're the same way too, because you did it when you guys were off,
but maybe you started while you guys were on.
Those two are so.
Yeah.
True, true.
You're perfect for each other.
Ruby, what did the girls on T-app say?
Like, you said you have audio recording.
Okay.
The first one I commented, she said that she had slept with.
I kid you not, she called him a pillow princess.
A pillow?
Like he don't do nothing or what?
Or is that mean?
He don't do nothing?
He don't lay it down?
That's embarrassing.
You should live just with that.
He just wants to cuddle buddy.
Oh, because with you, he works or what's up?
No, literally.
That's all like, are you sure to my man?
Like, are you sure?
Yeah.
It's always different how they're treated or they're treated.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, basically.
He gave him no effort because he really loves you.
Look at that, girl.
Look at that.
You're the one.
I understand.
You hit us up, Ruby.
You hit us up knowing.
True.
I know.
I specifically even said I want to hear what concrete has to say.
She did.
Hey.
I sat.
There's your coffee.
I said to conchee.
No, hey, you got, you know, you got let a dog roam.
Oh.
You got let a dog roam.
and let him find his bone.
I don't know.
Nah, La Nenta, you got to leave him.
You got to leave him.
He's a liar.
Wait, how old are you?
I'm 22, going to turn 23 in December.
Girls.
Oh, you got a hell of time to waste.
Ruby.
Yeah, he could waste way more time with you.
That's fine.
Stay together.
Wait, what?
You have so much more time to waste.
So you guys have been together since high school?
Pretty much.
My sophomore year, his senior year.
And you only been with one other person.
Quiro, whoa.
Whoa.
You need to go and get yourself on the T app, girl.
Come on.
Go spill your tea.
I deleted it.
For my own good.
I deleted it.
Don't want nothing else to do with it.
Yeah, you know what?
Good thing is that you don't,
you never ask questions you don't want another answers to.
Yeah.
I'm going to defend everybody on the T app because there's a lot of lies on there.
Just like you're saying that.
I don't know.
I saw you, Greg.
I saw you.
There's a lot of lies.
Right about me.
But see.
She's getting to confirm them.
Yeah.
So like getting audio calls from someone and then other details that are really personal.
Like I guess that's the, that's how you confirm it.
So you're not getting trolled, right?
Yes.
She's investigating.
I feel like I've gotten trolled before.
Like, and I've like done my investigating and it was just like a whole lie.
Like it was just girls trying to mess with me for some reason.
But that's why like I have a hard time like, okay, is this true?
Is this not?
Like I don't know what to do you.
All right.
I have a question for you, Ruby.
Are there any fools right now that are also like maybe prospects?
Because maybe we can help you with that, like, deciding whether to go back to hell
or like another dude that's in your DMs or another guy that you like
or someone you cheated on him with.
I did not hate on him.
Yes, you did.
They were off.
It doesn't count because they were off at that time.
And you have to say that when a guy does it when he's off.
It's because you go right back on and it's like.
Well, because to be fair, what had a lot?
happened with that was just literally I it was so random we were supposed to go on a date
never again I go to this man right after but then I don't what I got in his car he's like oh
like I have to wait at the bar like it's it okay if we wait on his house and then we did and
it just randomly happened I swear it was so random that was the first time you met
that is called a plan and it worked yeah I really got him he didn't even have any homies
Yeah.
It was so random.
That's how it happened for your man, too.
It was so random.
Yeah.
No, but the thing is with these girls, they knew him, and they, like, he knew them.
Like, they've talked before.
I've literally, I'm pretty sure I've seen them in his following or follower list before.
So that's why it's like, no, like, he's known them.
And this one guy you didn't know, right?
You just met him?
No, I had no, I literally met him on Bumble.
I honestly forgot.
He was unbelievable.
Okay, Ruby.
I'm fishing.
Ruby, how are we going to help you?
What is even your question, Ruby?
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
Ruby has been in an on and off relationship with their ex for six years
and just discovered through the T-app he's been cheating on her with multiple women.
And he's also been shaming her for sleeping with one little measly guy.
Yeah, while they were, during their break.
For catching a body while they were off according to her.
And now he's begging her for one more chance, you know.
She's torn between walking away or risking it all one more time.
Yes.
She says, I love him.
It's going to hurt to leave him.
But I might hate myself for going back with him later.
Okay?
So that's where we are.
Right, Ruby, you love him?
Oh, those stupid.
Be honest.
You love it.
You love that in your message, Ruby.
Come on.
Just say it.
Just say it proud.
You love him.
Ruby, toss.
I love it.
In India
You guess?
All right
It's there
But I can't find myself to say it man
Okay yeah
Because you've been hurt
You've been hurt
You've been hurt
But also like what if you leave
And all of a sudden
He's a great guy to the next girl
Right?
Very possible
That's what happens
Good luck to her
Yeah
Hey
We posted Ruby on our Instagram
Ruby you got the guys
All in our DMs
I just want you to know
Stop flying
Oh my goodness right now
Ruby
She knows what she's doing.
She knows what she's doing.
Yeah.
She does.
Ruby will tag you so they can hit you up to it.
All right. Ruby, are you willing to like see what's up or what?
What's that?
No.
Talker.
She wanted to hear from you.
Ruby, Ruby, we're going to hook you up with real love.
With real love.
Real love.
You don't need that.
You don't need all.
this, you know, you need all this T-Ap stuff.
No drama.
You need love.
And we have some candidates that are willing to show you what real love is.
Remember Christmas is coming up.
You need this.
You need some gifts.
Christmas?
Let us give you the gift of love.
Ruby.
Ruby, what do your parents think of all this?
Su-Ira-ha-ha-hi?
What, to be fair, they honestly don't know the extent.
of it. They just know, like,
we're just friends. We don't
talk. We don't even hang out. We don't see each other.
That's how parents are. That's how parents are. I had a full-on
baby at 18. My dad still didn't know I was
having intercourse.
But they're like,
my, my kid, no, no, it's my child.
No, but like my parents
say, Daniel, like, because I really haven't
seen him, like, in person. I haven't met up with
him. Nothing. We just, like, we've just
been texting. And,
That's pretty much always been.
Apparently his mom knows everything and doesn't know how to feel about me.
Hold on.
Wait.
Yeah.
Feel about you?
Hold on.
You don't see your man?
No.
Since like six years or like in general?
Like in a couple of months?
No.
Like probably for like a couple months already.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah.
But to your parents, it's just to Amigo, your friend that just doesn't show up anymore.
Literally, yeah.
Literally.
Literally.
Literally.
Dickenla.
All right.
Hey, we have people that are down to see if they can take a shot at your love.
Are you ready?
Because you're such a high value catch.
Yes.
You ready?
Yes.
Yeah.
I know how she wants to be.
What's wrong with her?
She's beautiful.
And everybody.
Everybody in the comments, we got to protect our little baby girl.
They're like, you're too beautiful to be going back.
for what I told you when you hit us up in the DM
you're gorgeous you kind of a lot going for you
you're young uh no need to have a guy and he
probably looks like Shrek uh there's no need for a guy
to be making you feel so bad about yourself
true I mean whoever said what
what's wrong with me everything's on with me the hell man fun
I was just joking it's not funny anymore
see it okay I'm sorry you don't know her life
I don't know her life all right much love
you can only take with so much
love.
All right.
Let's go to Zach.
Zach in Culver City.
Zach wants to be Zach Daddy.
Zach.
Hey, what's on, Zach?
Yeah, what's up, everyone?
How are we feeling?
Hey, how's that?
It's not 2006, bro.
It's not normal.
Leave him alone.
Everybody.
Hey, Zach.
Hey, you gotta be at least 5-10, Greg, to talk like that.
You live in Culver City.
He has 5-10, actually.
He got defensive for no reason.
Hey, Zach.
Oh, speaking to Ohio.
How tall are you, bro?
Five, ten.
Oh, my.
Shut up here, right.
All right, y'all mean over here.
Hey, Zach.
You heard our baby girl's story.
She's 22 years old.
Been going back and forth with his dude that she found out on the T app had been cheating
on her, having relationships behind her back, talk to different women on the app, and they
confirmed.
They sent her voice notes.
They sent her things that made it like, okay, this confirmed.
This is him.
And they've been together.
He's denying it, of course, and wants another chance with her.
But we're saying, like, you know what, maybe try to see what else is out there.
And look, lo and behold, Zach is out there.
Zach attack.
Zach, what you're thinking, bro?
No, I think you gotta leave this guy for the show.
Like, six years that you guys have been together.
That's a hell of a long time.
And, you know, it's time to go on another date.
I was thinking somewhere in downtown.
I could come pick you up, something real casual and a fun and mutually obsessed way.
Nice.
Hey, Zach.
Nice.
Zach, you don't cheat, right?
cheating for losers, bro.
Oh,
Cheetah.
All right.
I respected.
I respect it.
How old are you?
Mexican man don't cheat, guys.
That's right.
Mexican men don't cheat.
Especially one's name
Zach.
Yeah, we've never heard of them.
Mexican name Zach.
Dehalo.
Zach, how old are you?
Your name is Greg.
What do you mean?
Yeah.
Hey, that's valid.
You live in a poverty city, my boy.
That's true.
Greg, don't be the one that goes at his
for his name.
I have never met a Mexican Greg in my life.
Yeah, Gregorian.
Yeah, toe for toe. Come on now.
Zach, how old are you?
29.
29.
Okay.
Older man.
What do you do for a living?
I work for the city.
Work for the city.
Okay.
That's good benefit.
He got a retirement.
He got Cigna.
I got benefits.
You got dental?
I got dental.
Greg wants to know what car you drive.
A Hyundai, think
Oh yeah
Leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him
Nothing wrong with that
Should be a Toyota
Go pick up my trash
Hunt stop
Don't do that
Stop
These are our listeners
I work for the city
He could be like a treasurer
Or something
Yeah
Like they're in the
You know inside
Treasure is right inside
Yeah city hall
All right
That was a good
That was a good
That was a good
All right
Let's go to Alex
Alex in Anaheim
Alex
Alex
Alex
Buenos deos, I'm back.
Ola, Alex.
Alex.
Alex.
What are you doing now?
What are you doing, Alex?
Hard working man right there.
I'm at work.
What do you do for work?
I drive a concrete truck.
That's why I keep us all in Perot.
Okay.
Alex, check this out.
Baby girl Ruby.
She's been going through it with her ex-man,
six years on and off, always cheating.
It's just, she's over it.
You know, she's allowed us to like, let's see what's out there.
She's a beautiful girl, 22 years old.
I don't know what she does for a living, to be honest.
And if I ask her, she'll be like, let there.
Stop!
Stop!
Literally!
Okay, so what would you tell her?
Just forget about him.
Forget about him.
She sounds really conflicted.
Uh-huh.
She is.
Yeah, she's going through too much, you know.
She's a certified lover boy in her life, man.
That's me right there.
Okay, Alex.
He needs a Drake.
Okay.
Hey, where would you take her on a date?
Because Zach said downtown L.A.
Casual dinner.
I would take her to Pico.
Take her dancing.
Oh.
The Bice of a homie right here.
Or Javier in Newport.
Oh.
In Newport.
Those margarines are delicious.
Be careful because you get him, you got to keep him, bro.
You can't just stop Favier's after the first date.
My boy, my boy took Greg's plan.
Yeah, Pico Rivera Sports Arena, go dancing, so you can dance.
Yeah, I can dance.
All right, all right.
She's on the line listening.
What do you have to say to her?
Like, how are you going to riz her up?
Oh, perfect.
You got nervous.
I told you a big time.
I'm loyal.
You're going to worry about me cheating.
Boom.
Oh, wow.
And besides the concrete truck, what else you drive?
A charger scat pack.
Damn.
Archer scat pack.
Okay.
That's a really fast car.
How old are you?
He's leasing it for seven years.
I'm 24.
24.
There we go.
Good job.
24?
Yeah.
Hard worker.
Hard worker.
Go with his hands.
I can tell.
The man's man right there.
All right.
Okay.
So who else is on the line?
Let's go.
Oh, no.
Greg, you want to call on the line?
Me?
I'm just going to the restroom.
Greg.
Come on, man.
Greg, give it, give it your all.
Give it my out right now.
Why are you asking us?
I was about to call in because all these little boys right here,
they ain't acting right.
She doesn't want somebody that's loyal, so many ones.
She wants somebody like a man like me, okay?
A man like you.
A man like me, an adult.
All right.
They said Javier.
Zach is also 29.
Yeah.
Oh, true.
You're the same age.
All right.
I'm going to go to the college.
Greg, you suck.
Jose.
We got Jose and Irvine.
Jose.
Oh, Irvine.
Jose.
Hello, hello.
What's up?
Hello, Jose.
Good morning.
We're trying our best to find our baby girl something to take her mind off of her ex.
Okay.
He's been with her for six years.
She's been with him for six years on and off.
He's cheated.
She found out through the T-A.
She's over it.
Beautiful girl, 22 years old.
has a lot going for herself.
And we're trying to figure out, like, you know what?
Let's see what else is out there.
And here you are, Jose.
Jose and Irvine, which is a great city.
It is.
I don't know if you're passing by there or you live there.
That's got to.
No, I actually live here.
You actually live in Irvine.
That's fancy.
All right.
Jose, talk to her.
That's fancy.
Yeah, yeah.
Honestly, she doesn't need to look any further.
I'm here and I'm here to scoop her up.
Okay.
I feel like he said that with his hands up.
I'm here.
I'm going to do the job.
Okay.
What do you do for work, bro?
I work at a country club.
I do events.
Oh, country club.
How old are you?
I'm 29.
29.
All the 29-year-olds are calling me.
Okay.
What car you drive, bro?
What car you drive?
I drive a band.
Ooh.
What year?
What year?
He drives the E class.
201.
Okay.
A salvage title.
Nah, it's a team title, brother.
He's just Haiti.
If it was salvage, I respect it.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Jose and Irvine works at a country club 29, drives a 2021 bend.
Where would you take baby girl on a date?
I would take it to maybe like some nice restaurant,
Maybe like a rooftop in LA.
I'm from L.A.
I just moved to Irvine not long ago.
But maybe the Perch, you know, Spire 73, you know.
Oh, I like Perch.
I like Perch.
I like Perch.
All right.
I have a question for you.
What celebrity do they say you look like?
Ooh, celebrity I look like.
Celebrity.
What celebrity is you look at?
I am a celebrity.
What you mean?
Honestly, honestly, yeah.
I don't know.
You hit me with a harder one.
No, it's easy.
So do you resemble.
Because we need to see what you look like.
Um.
Okay.
Shrek?
Not sure, Ray.
Not to sure.
What?
Jose.
You look more like Shrek or donkey?
Yeah.
He's confident in everything.
No, not.
No.
No.
Are you like the Mario Lopez looking Latino that lives in Irvine?
Are you the more George Lopez looking Latino lives in Irving?
Yeah, what Lopez is?
No, more like something in the same thing.
Something in the middle?
Like more...
Something in the middle?
All right, all right.
Something in the middle.
He's honest.
He's honest.
All right.
Alex.
Alex and Anaheim, who you look like?
How you look like?
We need to figure it out.
What celebrity they say you resemble?
Daddy Yankee.
Oh!
Daddy Jackie, Joe.
The lady that looks like Daddy Yankee or the real Daddy Yankee?
The real one, Gasolina.
All right.
Zach, Zach in Culver City, Zach, what celebrity do they say you resemble?
No one, but I can send Ruby a photo and see if she likes me said.
Okay, he got confidence.
Yeah, but like describe yourself then.
Five-ten, I don't know, damn, I feel like I'm trying myself to the police here.
Five-ten athletic bill, curly hair, colored eyes.
What color of eye?
What kind of eye?
Brown.
Green eyes, green eyes.
Green eyes because everybody has color.
I'm gonna put green eyes.
All right.
All right.
Thank you guys for calling in.
All right.
Should we get another contested?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Keep it going.
All right.
Power 106.
We're inside the homie hookup line.
This has changed you.
Completely.
Because our girl, Ruby,
look what you started.
Ruby.
You're all crazy.
Look at you.
All right.
Ruby hit us up that her on and off boyfriend
is just like it's too much right now.
Yeah, she cares about him,
but she's just over all the drama.
Yeah.
And she wants to start a new.
new one with somebody else, right, Ruby?
Right.
Right. Exactly. Exactly.
22 years old.
Loves taking pictures. Ruby, what do you do for a living?
At the moment, I work with kids, but I honestly want to become like an interviewer.
Okay.
What does that mean?
So like a journalist?
Yeah, a journalist.
Nice, nice.
You know, there's school for that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to school for that at the moment.
Love it.
I wish the best for you.
You better keep in touch with me for that.
All right?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, my gosh.
What?
Imagine her questions?
Yeah.
So, Ruby, what are your questions going to be to, like, who are you trying to interview?
Alex from Ranaheim.
Oh, okay.
Oh.
Oh.
I don't know.
Are you going to be, like, a sports interviewer or, like, a music?
Men's help.
No, I want to do, like, entertainment, kind of the one I look up to the most, honestly, is Nardwar.
like how he like
Oh wow
Nardi.
Wow
Yeah yeah
She wanted to do
Investigative
Hipop research
Oh okay
That's why she put her man
on a T ad
Oh god
Yeah
She's so cute
You gotta find out everything
You gotta find out everything
He's right
He is
He's the human serviette
Yeah he is
He is
Exactly
And that's what you look up to
is hilarious
Do-D-D-Doo
Do-Doo
Okay
We got one more
Contessa
I know you say
You want to ask
a question to Alex
I'm gonna let you
we got one more fool
okay
there's another one more
one more
another Alex from Anaheim
hey the O.C is
checked there
they're horridged up
thirsty
let's check there right now
Alex
getting set
Alex
Alex
brown bag
what's going on
Alex
Alex we got to get to
we just got to get to
nitty gritty
our girl Ruby
we're trying to hook up
she's 22 years old
gorgeous you can check out
brown bag morning's 106
on our stories
we're trying to
help her find a good man
that won't cheat on her.
No.
Alex, is that you?
No.
Absolutely.
I never cheat.
Oh, he said that with a smile.
Yeah, I heard it.
Alex, what do you do for, what do you do for living?
Uh, working construction.
Construction.
Okay.
Good with his hands.
All right.
Does she have to make you launch it in the morning?
Uh, it's not necessary, but if she wants to, I'm fine with it.
Nice, nice.
Alex, how old are you?
I'm 24.
24 years old.
Checked in.
Checked in.
All right, what do you guys
What do you drive?
Nissan 370 Z.
All right.
Oh, good.
I don't know any of these cars.
That's only a two-seater, so that's how you know he don't be cheating.
Oh, exactly.
They know.
Or he has hotel points.
Oh, gosh.
A 370 Z?
Yeah, there's no backseat in that.
Okay, okay.
Where would you take Ruby on a date?
I mean, we could go out to a little cheesecake factory.
Oh, cheese.
A little cheese cake.
That's right.
Yeah.
So many options.
We have a lot of options.
Yeah.
Keep her standards.
Like, you at a minimum.
Yeah.
Don't go too hard.
Shrimp scampy.
All right.
Who do they say you resemble?
I've never been told that before.
But, I mean, you guys can look at my internet if you guys want.
Okay.
I don't have time.
Just whatever person.
It was a breakdown, bro.
Damn.
I don't know.
I've really never been told I look like anybody.
Okay, how do you look like?
Like, give us your stats.
How tall are you?
Your eyes, your hair.
Six feet.
Normal hair, I guess.
No, I don't have curly hair, nothing like that.
Bro, what's something interesting about you?
I just kind of like that going to work.
Something interesting about me?
I mean, I can show her that night car life.
Oh, yeah.
Tokyo Drift.
Okay.
You like Disneyland.
He like going fast like a NASCAR.
Do you like Disneyland full?
Crazy enough, I've never been in Disneyland in my life.
Good, good.
That means he can't think of his ex while he's there.
That means he's never taking another girl, yeah.
That's great, actually.
All right.
All right, so Cheesecake Factory.
That's your whole date.
That's where you would take her?
At the garden walk.
Confeduccini Alfredo right there.
That's where we start off, and then we can't it off a little beach walk in the night.
Oh, right.
Right.
With a turn.
Hey, Ruby, you there?
Yes, I am.
Oh, Ruby.
Do you see?
Do you see all that's out there?
You don't even got to go on Bumble or Facebook dating.
You're just right here on Homey Outline.
How you feeling?
Facebook dating.
Ruby.
Nice.
Who's the food with the band?
She's 204.
All right.
Which one has stood out to you the most?
Give me the two that have stuck out to you the most.
The first Alex.
Okay.
Daddy Yankee.
Culver City?
Um.
She likes that he, Puerto Ricans.
Puerto Ricans.
Greg.
Who was after the first Alex?
Jose.
Green eyes.
Jose?
I can tell you.
Green eyes, Zach, will take you to downtown L.A.
He's 29 and he works for the city in a Hyundai.
Alex is Daddy Angujo.
He drives a concrete truck.
He would take you to the Peaker River Sports Arena and Javier's.
And he has a Chargers.
And then Jose and Irvine works at a country club.
as the 2021 Bince would take it a perch in Los Angeles.
And then Alex in Anaheim, he does construction and he just looks like himself.
So who's your number two prospect, girl, lady?
Greg.
Jose from Irvine.
Oh, what about that?
By any chance, do you want to try at Greg, too, who just said, hey, everyone's old?
Yeah, everybody's lame.
You don't need no people like that.
You're old, too.
You're 29.
I'll give him a shot.
All right, all right.
What's one question you want to ask Daddy Jankajou and Jose and Irvine and Greg?
One question.
They will all answer.
What do you feel about me having four brothers?
Okay.
That's a good question.
That's a great question.
Yeah, good answer.
I get along with all families.
All families love me.
Even the moms love me.
The Diaz love me.
The brother's going to love me too.
All right.
Look at me.
All right.
That's it.
That's your answer.
What?
All right.
That's great answer.
All right, let's go to Alex in Anaheim.
Alex.
Alex, how do you feel about baby girl having three brothers or four brothers?
Well, it is kind of intimidating, but I'm a people person, you know.
So I get along with everyone, you know.
Oh, throw Craig.
All right.
It gets along with everyone.
Get along with everyone.
All right.
And then who else did she say?
Jose.
Janky Jel.
And then Jose and Irvi.
Jose and Irvine, how do you feel about baby girl Ruby having four brothers?
It's a great movie.
That doesn't scare me at all.
I'm a people's present.
I get along with everyone.
I like to meet people.
Why are you stealing my answers for, huh?
Yeah, that is great.
You're going to be original.
Wow.
Also.
Be cute.
Yeah, I'm not scared at all.
Yeah, I want to meet them as a matter of fact.
Also, also.
her ex cheated on her with four brothers anyway.
She just wants to know how you feel about it.
That's her question.
That's not your question.
That's her question.
I'll head butt off four of them.
Okay.
Your brothers are my brothers.
Ruby.
Ruby, one got to get eliminated.
Who are the, who's the two that move on?
Like the cause rocks.
What were the answers?
Yeah.
Okay.
You know what?
We're going to send you on a date with Daddy Jenka, Joe.
Okay, we're going to take you, you and, is it Alex?
You and Alex, you and Alex are going to on a date, okay?
I just want to drop my show on this.
Okay, clock it.
Clock it.
Alex, Alex, this is going to be a fun day.
Alex, you're going to go on a day with her.
Are you excited?
I'm going to send both of you to see Chris Brown.
Oh, okay?
You guys, you're going to see Chris Brown with Alex at the Breezy.
World Tour.
Okay?
Let me throw away.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Breezy boy.
Double X.
Are you excited?
Yes.
What the?
Start crying.
Come on.
All right.
Oh.
I love you a lot.
I love you a lot, baby girl.
You're so annoying.
She's Gen Z.
You're so.
She's Gen Z.
Ruby.
I have four brothers.
What do you expect?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You're not annoying.
Hey, if you met them, you would understand.
You would understand.
That makes no sense.
Okay, you're going to go on a date.
Congratulations.
We did it.
We helped you.
You ought to say thanks?
Thank you, Lazy.
Thank you, Lassie.
Thank you, Vick.
Thank you, Greg.
You're welcome.
You're so welcome.
You're so welcome for me.
Oh, man, I don't know why.
My little girl, Ruby.
I hope she has.
I hope she has a great time on her date.
I want to watch that.
I can't wait.
Good morning.
We have tickets to see Chris Brown, but you got to do the residuals challenge that we are making up, right?
Okay, so this is how the song goes if you didn't just hear it.
So we want you to hit that.
You sound like a bunch of owls.
Exactly that.
Yes.
If you get all of the round of applause in the room, you win these tickets, okay?
Power 106, who's this?
What city are you from?
What's your name?
Ruby.
You haven't won yet.
You have not won.
Who's in the car?
China and Kiwi.
All right.
Oh, sorry.
Hey.
We love me too.
Which one of you is going to play?
We're both going to do our Ooo.
No.
Only one.
Only one.
Only one?
Okay.
Snack.
Do you want to do it or you want me to do it?
Come on, snap.
Hurry up.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Okay.
All right.
China, you're going to do it.
All right.
All right, China.
I'm going to play it again.
Now it's your turn.
Go ahead, China.
Three, two, one.
Go.
Tell me who's getting all my love.
Tell me who my turn.
That used to be my...
Oh, what did you do?
What are you doing?
Hold on, hold on.
I'm not giving you the tickets yet.
That was amazing.
Great job, China.
All right.
Power 106, who's this?
What's it to you from?
Hello?
Hi, from North Hollywood.
What's your name?
Yessenia.
Yessena.
Yessania.
You ready to play the challenge for these Chris Brown tickets?
Yes.
All right.
Yasea, you heard it?
Just to watch you.
All right, baby girl.
It's your turn.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Tell me who's getting all of my life.
Okay.
All right.
You try.
I don't know.
All right.
The challenge was just to do the high note.
That was the challenge.
All right.
Let's go to Autumn.
Autumn.
Yes.
What's up, Autumn?
Are you ready to do the,
who-hoo challenge for these Chris Browns?
Yes.
All right, Autumn.
I'm going to play.
just for it to remind you.
Autumn, go.
It's your time.
Okay.
Tell me who's getting all my love.
Who's getting all my love?
Wow.
This is tough.
That was incredible.
One more contestant.
One more contestant.
Brianna.
Brianna.
Hello.
What's up, Brie?
All right.
Brianna, are you ready to do the challenge?
Yes, ma'am.
I'm a play for you to remind you.
Just to watch you want.
All right, Bree, it's your time.
Tell me who's getting all my love.
Who's getting all my love?
Tell me who's getting all my time.
All in that used to be mine, no.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
That's a tough competition.
I like that one.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I like that one.
I want my girl to call in just as you can't sense was.
Now, who y'all got?
Is it China?
Is it Ysena?
Is it Autumn or is it Bree?
Who y'all got?
Okay.
I think autumn.
You think Autumn?
You think Autumn?
Yeah.
No, no, Autumn.
Autumn.
Maximil for China.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anybody else?
I got Autumn.
Autumn.
Autumn.
Two for Autumn.
Anyone else?
Two for China.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
China.
Oh.
She had the whole flow.
I think autumn.
Autumn.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
It's a tie.
A sing-off.
All right.
All right.
China.
China, what's up, China?
Bad three years.
China, you haven't won yet.
It's between you and autumn.
Okay.
So I need to hit me with it one more time.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Right now or are you going to?
No, right now.
Okay, okay.
Tell me who's getting all my love.
Who's getting all my love?
Oh, who's getting all my time?
All that used to be mine.
Oh, oh.
Who's that do when I told you?
Okay.
All right, all right.
Autumn.
Autumn.
Autumn.
Yes.
Autumn.
You heard her.
It's your time.
Go ahead.
Tell me who my love.
Who's getting all my love?
Tell me who.
Who's getting all my time.
All that used to be mine.
Oh.
Oh my God.
I don't know how.
Like, Adam.
That's incredible.
That's awesome beautiful.
Oh, my God.
Adam.
Victor, me's the honors.
Autumn?
Yes.
You're going to see Chris Brze.
Let's go.
Like Fergie and Jesus had a baby.
And you're still going to hook for lefty gunplay.
Yo, hold on the line.
Hold on the line.
Wow.
I didn't want her to stop singing.
That was really good.
That was really good.
So good.
I would go to her show.
I know.
Tell her seeing something else.
No, we don't have time.
We got a lot of business to handle.
We got a lot of business to handle.
Okay.
All right, using AI could get you locked up, my friend.
Yes.
No matter how hard you try to like make it professional.
Mm-mm-mm.
What's going down, Gregory?
Letty, this guy, he went to a courtroom.
And I don't think it's the smartest decision he's ever made to plead against his case.
He decided to make an AI lawyer help him.
Try to help him.
And the judge was pissed off.
He was self-representing.
for a long time.
And then he just figured, you know,
I'm going to let the AI represent me.
And AI shows up.
You can check it out.
Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram.
This fool looks like a cartoon.
Like the lawyers, like robotic and all of that.
And here's what the judge had to say.
May it please the court.
I come here today a humble proceed
before a panel of five distinguished justices.
Is that counsel for the case?
I generated that.
That is not a real person.
Okay.
It would have been nice to know that.
when you made your application.
You did not tell me that, sir.
I received the application.
You are not going to use this courtroom as a launch for your business, sir.
So if you are able to shut that off.
If you want to have oral argument time, you may stand up and give it to me.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
He ran into the maddest Puerto Rican judge of all time.
I'm sorry, but this is going to happen over time.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And they're going to have AI judges one thing to watch.
Nah, I don't think so.
Yeah.
AI jury.
Yes.
To not think biasedly because a lot of times with jury, they have to check your bias.
Yes.
If you'll swing one way or another.
Yeah.
If they make AI unbiased, not like that, Vic, calm down.
If they, if, see, see?
I don't think it.
They can think both ways.
That's the whole point of a juror, though.
It's like there's personality in it.
No.
No.
No.
No, they want you to be unbiased.
Unbiased.
And so now they get away.
But we're seeing us with the lawyer.
And also that lawyer was pretty, pretty, like, square.
May it please the court.
I come here today a humble proceed before a panel of five distinguished justices.
Is that counsel for the case?
Yeah, it sounds like a Pokemon character.
Well, it was like there was only one judge in the room and it says like,
in front of five distinguished justices.
It's like, bro, what?
Like, it's a wrong thing.
Right.
That's who was trying to play with it too because she's like, I've seen you in court.
You've represented yourself in the past.
You can speak for yourself.
You do not need this AI lawyer.
Yeah.
Well, what if I do, Your Honor?
Yeah, look it's smart.
Because, like, AI's going to know what to respond.
Yeah.
Sometimes you don't.
I'm like, that's true.
One time I was in front of a judge and I didn't even know what to say.
She was like, can you please go freaking take a picture of your car?
And I was like, why you want to picture of my car?
I was like, you're guilty.
She's like, gets to fix a ticket, take a picture of your car and I'll ride it off.
And she's yelling.
So I'm like, over here nervous.
She's trying to help you.
But she's yelling.
Yeah.
Also, judges get mad for anything.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, they get mad if you do good or they get mad if you do bad.
Well, you're doing bad just being in court already.
Hey, people make mistakes, Angie.
Yeah, Angie, don't say that.
No, I'm just saying, in general.
We've all been to court, Angie.
Yes.
I know my dad too.
You never been to court, Angie?
Yeah, for my dad.
Oh, well, for you though.
Oh, but they didn't get mad when you represented him.
I was little.
I was helping him translate.
I was helping him translate.
Oh, it's true.
It's true.
It's true.
Yeah, man.
Yes, because he had no license.
Aw, actually.
Yeah.
Trauma over there.
How's the trauma for you?
You were just translating.
Is that your dad?
Yeah, and then getting, I was there when he got pulled over and everything that judge told him and the whole immigration stuff.
What do you say?
What did you?
What did you?
What did you?
What did you, tell you, that we're going to try estimate.
Three estimate.
I don't know.
It's a beach.
I'm going to
cut a
arbor.
And they didn't even
give him the job.
He just got a ticket.
And no
me did
the job.
Man,
you know,
a ticket.
A man,
can you please tell you
father?
And how
I'm going to
pay?
Tell,
Angelica.
No yore.
No,
you're not
yore.
Come on
three.
Three for three.
Yeah.
I'll tell me three
I make you someone
cry.
She don't cry.
No.
You only
are dead.
She's crying.
She's crying.
We're just clowning.
She's really crying.
I know.
Sir, how would you bring your daughter to the courtroom?
Man, can you please tell you one?
Well, because when we were in court, I thought he was going to get detained and get two eyes and all that stuff.
And because you're yore-a-dude.
That's not.
Bete.
Me too.
Degraziado.
There's real tears flowing in the studio right now.
now for everybody listening in their car.
I know that trauma. I know that trauma.
She's legit crying.
Yeah, wait till he makes y'all cry.
Wait till he makes y'all cry.
I'm next. I'm next.
I hope.
Oh, my God.
Well, yeah.
Don't use an AI lawyer.
It's concrete. That was concrete.
What's that?
It's part.
One day mornings.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good day, man.
And we're here with you.
And we got some tea, right, Angie?
Before we get into the cheese man, we want you to guess the celebrity.
All ready?
Yes, ready.
I want to hump on your leg, Mariah Carey.
You ain't got no husband, no boy, no fiance's realm.
Let me hop on your leg like on nasty dog.
That's great.
All right.
One more time.
I want to hump on your leg, Mariah Carey.
You ain't got no husband, no more, no fiance.
around let me huck on your leg like old nasty dog
i know that voice
okay say it
bust the rhymes yep no that's what i thought
is it donnell don't no no no no
uh it's christian gutierrez duh it's concrete i want to
on your leg maria carrie it's concrete
good old naster dog
Stand down.
It was.
It was.
Oh, it was.
Okay.
Oh, it was.
Yeah.
He said, right.
Carey took a shot.
She liked Tupac.
Not you, Bester.
Not with a hump on your leg.
That's, yeah.
That's good.
A little creepy.
A lot of creepy.
Very creepy.
But I see son.
They have a song together, too.
Yeah.
A good song.
All right.
We got more cheese.
Shout out to Sierra.
Sierra.
She came through.
She did.
And as she was talking to us.
about like one of my favorite things right now.
Yeah, she actually talked about demon hunters
because you brought it up.
Yes, K-pop demon hunters.
Yes.
Check this up.
Have you been watching or have any of the kids watch
Demon Hunters?
Oh, it's the jam.
It's a thing on Netflix.
Well, you know what?
I didn't like the name, demon.
I was like not feeling.
I'm like, see, see, Mom, we say K-pop D-hunters,
I tell her.
But the show is like a jam.
Yeah, I watched it.
K-pop D-hunters.
Yeah.
There should be a pause there.
But she's talking to her kid.
They don't say demon in the show.
the Wilson household.
They don't.
I like that.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, I mean, I get it.
Like, she's religious and so is Russell.
So it's like, just doesn't even say those words, like, in really religious households.
It's like, we just, we keep that outside.
Like, you don't bring that kind of energy into the house.
So I get it.
Yeah.
I actually saw this post from your wife, Concrete.
Yes.
In the Bible, it says demon like so many times.
Right.
So it's like, it's not meant to be, it's meant to foreworn and.
and cast out and all of that.
And so there is like a debate in that.
Like is saying it like, like, ooh, we got to,
who shall not be named or whatever.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm sure you live it because it's in your house too.
Sometimes.
My kids act like demons sometimes.
You got to call it how it is?
No, I don't tell them.
Yeah.
Did you think of it?
Did anyone get censored on stuff growing up?
Because this feels like, okay, you can't say that.
Yeah.
I got censored.
But my mom would just like, like, for the word, like, fart, like she wouldn't, let me say.
You couldn't say the word fart, maximal?
Like, she didn't like when people would say the word like pedo.
No way.
She would say, you have to say gas.
No way.
You're going to pass gas?
I was like, oh, my uncle said pedo.
Yeah.
You know?
Okay.
She gets so mad.
She'll look at me like, yo, like it's a curse word.
Yeah.
That's not for heaven, okay?
I guess that's like a vulgar.
You say.
passing gas.
Yes.
Do not say fart.
Yes.
I'm trying to think, but I was growing up listening to Ain't no fun, so.
Oh, yeah.
Well, the censored version, I'm sure.
The radio version.
Oh, no, no, no, it was full.
Oh, uncensored?
I guess who's back in the...
It's like, all.
Chella.
It's going to be saying that at all.
My parents would get mad when I would sing the thong song.
I just sing it.
Okay, with me, my parents would be like,
Elete, tell the joke of Pepito.
Like, they would encourage it.
I mean, like, hey, tell your Tio de Pepito went, go, go, go, and I'd be like,
one day, pepito and pepita, like, I would go in.
And I guess seeing a little girl when you're dressed, I'd just talk about, uh, pepito and pepito.
Yeah.
You don't know pepito jokes?
Oh, my God.
Missing out on culture.
Can we kick them out?
That's just like a pause moment.
You're not a deep-d-culture, sir.
That's pause, pepito jokes.
Come out of here.
Out of here.
It looks like a staple.
You miss like culture.
It's a lot of funny.
Thank God.
It's a lot of funny.
Not thank God.
You would love Pepito jokes, but you would.
Not right now.
Yeah.
All right.
Free Greg.
It's like the Mad TV character in a way.
Mad TV.
Oh.
Oh my God.
You're stupid.
Pepito's like the little kid that's like, like, doing number one that people use as a decal in their trucks.
Calvin?
Yeah.
That's like a Pepito for us.
So like a little Edgar?
Like, yeah.
Like a new rugger.
It's an anger ahead of his time.
Yeah.
A little rascal.
Yeah.
Shout out Pepito and Pepita and all the people.
All the jokes.
Shout out to the AIE.
Aene.
It's 9-090.
It is.
That's where I be.
September 9.
Why are you all smiling?
You're remembering her?
The girl.
He once dated a girl from the A.E.
She's a great person.
She is.
Yeah, she is.
I'm not going to hate on her.
You dropped the ball.
A lot.
I'll agree.
You're the problem.
Yeah.
All right.
All these girls have been great.
You know how to pick her.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I do.
She was a great girl.
Yeah, but I am.
All right, stop trying to get back with her.
I know.
I'm trying to summon more.
That's what you do.
Summon more.
Oh, my God.
Like Pokemon's.
All right.
Before the break, bro,
Vic, you told us about...
When you see Tupac.
Call the cops when you see Tupac.
And it's right.
You're about to feel the wrath of a minute.
Hit a month.
Yes.
Oh, I almost said it.
Don't.
I almost said it.
Classic hip hop record.
You said you can know a little bit more from behind the scenes.
It's not just a biggie diss.
No, yeah.
You know, like he went on a rant, you know, after like when the song was like fading out and he just started dissing everybody.
And one of the people that he dissed was Mob Deep.
And he said if don't one of you have sickle cell or something, which is a disease.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Mobb deep.
You want to fuck with us.
You little young ass.
Don't want to you got.
I always wondered.
Yeah.
I always wondered about that line.
I was like, why is he making fun of someone's?
disease like that's you know even for this song that's rough right right and they asked fine they
prodigies is passed away now r-i-p but havoc is still is still alive and they asked them they were
like yo what was that about why did he even shoot at you guys right and apparently it's because of a
song called survival of the fittest great song yeah um on the hook he said thug life we still
live in it and at the time tupac had an article in vibe where he said i don't want to do this thug life
ish anymore.
So they thought, oh, that's a response to what Tupac is saying.
And so they're probably like, oh, Thug Life, we still living it.
F what Tupac is on now.
So because of that, just that little line that made them think that, okay, oh, it's on over
there.
All right.
Well, F you too.
If you want to come to me and you have sick of cell anemia.
So, you know, you're going to get a seizure.
So according to havoc.
According to havoc.
According to havoc.
It all stems from that.
Exactly.
I don't know why I thought it was because people were chiming in on the beef.
Yeah.
Because he was like all of a sudden everybody wanted to come in with their opinion.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then he starts naming names.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Well, they were also, a prodigy was also on L.A.
LA, LA, which was like a remix of New York, New York.
That didn't help.
You know what I'm saying?
With the West Coast, East Coast tensions.
Of course.
People were picking sides back then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A lot of those guys named that song have passed.
Yeah.
I was just thinking like that whole, that whole ending.
Chino XL.
Chino Exel.
He's passed.
Biggie.
Past.
Prodigy.
Prodigy.
Tupac himself.
I'm on your side.
A lot of guys in that song have passed.
Yeah, I thought the ending was just like towards everybody.
It was like, anybody.
Yeah.
No, that's what Havoc was like, oh, okay, I know that's why he dissed us because we said Thug Life.
And that was a phrase that Tupac really coined anyway.
It was like Thug Life, Thug Life.
Everybody knew.
That's associated with Tupac.
So if anybody says it, it's like, okay, yeah, well, you must be talking about me then.
Yeah, he had to tatted on his stomach.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So that's the thing.
Whenever you say Thug Life, no matter what, everybody's the thing, Tupac.
Tupac.
Yeah.
Puffy's still out there.
one is saying.
Yeah, Puffy didn't die.
No.
No.
Not the lingu linga.
I am not talking of the lingu-lingis.
What did he say?
I don't understand that.
He said he's over there in jail touching tingal lingis.
Wait, that is chilingu-linguis.
All right.
Damn.
Those are eating.
Hey, there's something going down with FIFA, isn't there?
Yeah.
Yes.
So tomorrow, Wednesday is going to be the first.
day that you're allowed to purchase your FIFA World Cup tickets.
Oh, finally.
And everybody wants to be at the World Cup, just looking at it.
I think it's Canada, America, and Mexico where all these different games are going to be taking place.
And you know, you got to think, like, man, this is once in a lifetime type of deal and to be able to be at a World Cup game.
Shoot.
Yeah.
But they made a whole little system, right?
They made a system, which is pretty odd.
So you have to create a FIFA ID.
And you were able to create it early in order to hope to get early access.
But tomorrow 11 a.m. is the time that you're allowed to check your FIFA ID if you have access to purchase up to four tickets at a time.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's going to be difficult.
There's going to be a lot of people waiting to be on it.
But it's history.
Do you know the price at all?
The prices start at $60.
But that's not bad.
Reselling.
Reselling.
Is that for like $6,000?
I think they're trying to not make reselling a thing because they're saying do not purchase from reselling websites.
So be careful of that.
Because already they're available to buy on resuffing websites.
And the people don't even know if they got it yet.
So just be careful of that.
Yeah, that is crazy that people are actually, like if you go online there.
Right now.
You could go to Sigi and be a World Cup game and then there's like, give me 20Ks.
There's only a window from September 10 to September 19 that you can get these tickets.
Yeah.
So you got nine days pretty much.
Yeah.
And like I told you, I think the final game is going to be on the East Coast somewhere.
So I would tell you, wait for that one.
So we can see Mexico, take it all.
They're predicting that tickets could go up to $6,000.
Oh, for show.
Yeah, 100%.
Oh, for sure.
That is crazy.
You'd be on a little clernip.
I just think it's funny that people are selling them without them being in hand.
It's just like a promise.
Like, I promise you, bro, I'll get them for you.
Just give me a couple weeks.
Well, they got bots.
Yeah.
Who do y'all think is going to make it to the final game to play Mexico?
But who do you think?
Is it Brazil?
Is it Argentina?
Argentina, probably.
Is it France?
Mexico and the U.S. would be...
Mm-hmm.
That would be good.
But, like, we're talking best of the best.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's usually France, Brazil, Argentina.
Germany.
Hopefully, Argentina.
We are the best of the best.
I know Mexico versus...
You know what?
Mexico needs our lickback on the Netherlands.
Oh, for what?
From the no point.
No.
No, I need that.
No.
I need that.
Okay.
So, there you have it.
Be ready.
Be ready.
Be aware.
Tomorrow.
And be safe.
With $6,000.
Don't get hustled.
I'm going to get him for $60.
Hey, y'all know this guy as Turko or what's?
Tuko.
Tuko.
Tucco from Breaking Bad.
Concrete knows him as the full and training day that likes to get his push him.
Hey, you know, he's been pushed him.
What's supposed real name?
Raymond Cruz.
Yeah, Raymond Cruz.
Raymond Cruz.
We just got news that he had been turned into the authorities.
Right now, he has been released on his own recognizance.
because he
splashed a kid
or he sprayed a kid
with water
in the hole
like a hose
apparently the story
is reported
allegedly
that he was
either regando
his yard or his car
and told the kid
to like move
kid didn't move
spray the kid
that turns out
to be a salt
I know I know
but as I'm thinking
about that
I'm like dang
I could have got Viviana's
mom back in the day
if this is a salt
my homegirl Viviana
in our apartments
We're besties.
We're best friends.
But one time we got in a fight, right?
And I threw a chancla at her.
And her mom came out and sprayed me with wind eggs.
Okay, wind eggs?
Yeah.
No, she's sprayed me with wind eggs.
Wow.
You could have been allergic to ammonia or something.
Yeah.
And I just ran home and I was like, oh, my God, I got to get away from them.
I never told my parents.
Oh, my God.
But that taught you a lesson.
For sure.
Yeah, it's just that's what it is.
I can't believe that that's a salt.
Yeah.
No, no, the lesson was next time you have Viviana with a chunkla,
Make sure you knock her out so she doesn't go tell her mom.
And her mom comes with a pium, shum, the spray.
Y'all never been spray with nothing as a kid?
No, water, nothing?
No, like, I mean, I got in trouble for, like, you know, doing stuff at the neighbor's house or whatever.
But, like...
What were you doing?
Well, like, throwing stuff at them, you know?
I don't know why.
What?
Just, like, throwing stuff at the window, like, throwing rocks, you know?
Like, not rocks, but, like, pebbles.
That's pretty evil.
How are you doing?
I don't know.
We were just kids.
We were, like, seven years old.
I don't know.
For us, it was like, if someone had a hose, you would have.
hope that they would wait you.
Because it was so hot.
We didn't have a pool.
You know?
It was like, hey, you know.
What happened, kind?
Oh, now, my neighbor right there in San Fernando off, either was Kiwin or Griffith Street.
Whenever my ball would go over to his yard, he told me he was going to cut my penis off.
What?
What?
That's a true story, big dog.
Why?
Yeah.
Because your ball would go over, he'd take your balls off or?
Yeah.
That's a true story.
Like, your balls come over here?
Well, I'm going to cut your penis off.
That is.
And he had a list like that to me.
I'm going to cut your penis off.
This is not making sense.
That's extreme.
So he already had both.
He wanted both.
He had your balls already.
Did he have a red dot on his house?
No.
Did you ever tell your dad?
My parents knew.
But my parents, because, you know, they were freshly migrated from here.
They didn't want to call it.
cause no problem.
Oh, yeah.
See, that's the thing.
If we knew this was a song,
for show you had a case.
That is a crime.
You show you had a case.
That's a trash.
I'm still like in shock right now, guys.
You're a ball in the air.
You're like, oh no.
Yeah, it's crazy, you know.
They're gonna cut it off.
I was just six years old
and he was telling me these things.
What was your name was name?
I couldn't remember his name,
but he was like an older dude.
He was just old and he was like bitter.
He was just mad that people like,
Rasa was moving into the.
block, you know what I'm saying?
He's just want to cast straight
everybody that has a wild.
So they can't reproduce.
Did you keep throwing the balls or did it work?
I don't think I ever did it again.
See?
Less than learned.
You do that again,
you little brown boy.
I'm a cutcher.
My dad too.
You know, like,
y'all don't come off.
Stop getting in problems.
He thought he's going to defend you.
He's like, hey, don't do it.
Don't do it.
Believe him, miro.
He looks crazy.
Okay.
Well, see.
See?
See?
See?
It gets bad out there.
Neighbors, they're doing threatening and assaulting things.
Update.
I still have it.
You kept it.
It made it out.
Update, update.
The Dodgers.
The Dodgers.
Burning.
Dodges.
Burn and y'all just can't get it right.
Burning no hitters.
Yeah.
Almost getting no hitters two games in a row.
Two out of three games.
And less than 10 days.
Yeah.
And that's so hard to do and they messed it up twice, which is even harder to do.
The craziest.
The thing is that it was the bottom, it was the last inning.
Yeah.
Like the last inning, all you guys had to do is just get three outs.
And you guys still lost.
And the thing about those is that people don't say it's a no-hitter or a perfect game or whatever it is
until it's like finally done because nobody wants to jinx it.
So people were like, even in the, usually in the announcement, though, they won't even acknowledge.
They're just like, oh, there's no hits, but they won't call it a no-hitter.
Wow.
That's the second time Yamamoto's done that.
Almost.
The almost.
Almost.
We would say for the Aulitas to start doing rosaries for you, but, you know.
You didn't say anything by, so.
I know.
So look at what you got now.
Blue balls twice.
Oh.
Literally.
It's real.
It's real.
You like our prayers.
Huh?
Can't say anything.
It's about to happen again.
All right.
Don't let them use your parking lot.
All right.
Stop.
Stop letting them use your parking lot.
