Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 557 First Breakup Blues 💔 | Brown Bag Mornings (09/15/25)
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The more brownback, the better. Come on.
I thought life was moving for Canelo, the whole fight.
The flight, probably, with slow motion.
Wow.
The last two rounds are slow motion for Canelo.
Oh, man.
All right.
It's the start of Hispanic Heritage Month, everybody.
Congratulations.
You.
Yeah.
Yes.
we're going to get through it.
Canada took the L.
Shout out to Crawford,
win to win.
Amen.
Respect to the man.
Yep.
I would just like to force and foremost say that I never counted that foe out.
And ever since the beginning of that fight that was called,
I'm like,
I hate that this fight is happening.
She did keep saying that.
I do not want this fight to happen.
Yes, Leddy.
I remember me and you were having the conversation.
So me and Maximo were for sure like,
hey,
torresetto to crap.
Yes, but we're at Disneyland.
I actually was having a conversation with Jorge about it.
Yeah, my husband.
Yeah, and we were going back and forth.
I don't know, man.
Only Vic was the one like, man, that fool's not going to do nothing.
100%.
100%.
Then I'm business.
Yes, my halisko, my halisense, I was like, no, bro.
Canelo's taking it.
I had blind bias.
I was like, no matter what, he's going to win, he's one of the greatest of all time.
You got to.
You got to.
You got to.
And I was wrong.
No.
He still is one of the greatest of all time.
No, obviously.
No.
No.
Obviously.
No.
No, no.
Hey, that was wrong.
I was wrong.
I was running.
He lost.
He lost.
But he's still our champion.
Yes, he is.
Yes, yes.
And he took a loss very gracefully, if I may say so myself.
He didn't back pedal.
He didn't say it was because of this.
Like, he was genuinely outboxed and outstst strategized and Shadowcroft.
And we're going to go through it the whole morning to set fire.
Like, if you woke up with like a ball in your stomach the next day, same.
Yeah.
He just walked out all sad.
Yeah, I got hemorrhoids.
I got rich.
Hey, hold on. Hemorrhoids?
Huh? No, what was it?
No, no.
Victor.
I don't know.
An ulcer.
There goes.
Okay.
Both.
And Greg, you bet against.
Yeah, of course.
Come on now.
Canelo diss my, dis me one time.
So I'm like, I'm never going for Canelo again.
Okay.
I made a personal.
We did the grito.
And you sucked really bad at it.
I was like, all right, fool, you're whack.
You didn't say that.
You didn't say that.
He was literally in your face.
You just said,
it was a little thing.
And look at him now.
Yeah.
No, he's still great.
He's like a 150 million plus richer.
Yeah.
Alone.
I'm richer too.
Okay, good for you.
Yes.
You're just angry for no reason and I don't get that this early in the morning, Greg.
I'm going to all the way to the bank because of him.
Thank you.
How much did you win?
Don't worry about it.
My mom's listening.
If you had, if you won 300 bucks or something.
Greg for like a hundred bucks.
Well, again, the whole morning along.
Sorry.
Hispanic hair too.
It's one thing that's Hispanic stuff doing.
He's arguing.
Oh, yeah.
So that's going to happen.
But, yeah, Greg, your grito has gotten better since he told you that it's sucked.
I know.
So can you say thank you?
No, because he has a better.
Because if he would have said, oh, yeah, that's so great.
Is that Greg?
See, my Tio's favorite DJ?
Then you would have just stayed with your whack-ass grito.
Because it was really bad.
It was horrible.
He could have said, you could work on it, but he was like, no, I'm zero.
Yeah.
And now you're great at it.
Now I'm great at it.
Now I'm going to do it.
Oh, ho!
That's what I was doing when he was.
lost. No. No. Yeah, it was. That's a lie. This one just has to hate everything. You don't have to
run. You got. Gaiata. It's so early. I haven't had coffee. It's too much. It's too much.
Who's letting you chill with the pericles this early. For real.
Jack the moment, dude. For real. Okay. We're,
Poco a poca poe. Little by little. Little by little. All right. Good morning. Good morning.
We have tickets this morning. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Tickets, two. Tickets,
Universal Studios Hollywood, Halloween Horror Nights, baby.
Because it's that time.
We got four tickets for you to go get scurred.
Greg's going to pop out on one of the mazes and do canelo's whack.
And they can't just run.
We also have Concretto's weather.
He's not here right now.
Nope.
But we have Concretto Jr. here.
We have Monsoon Mac.
Oh, Monsoon Mac.
I love it.
Mansoon Mac.
Sounds insane.
All right.
And after that, we got money moves that's coming up.
Do your kids secretly want you to be poor?
tell you, I tell you, and I show you why they might.
All right, let's get into the weather.
And now, the weather.
Oh, hell the dogs.
With concrete storm.
What up, everybody.
It's your boy, Mansoom, Mac, taking over today for Concrete Storm.
Okay.
We're going to start off our forecast in Altadina, where the heat's going to have the
sundress is out, and you'll be screaming, damn, Gina.
Altadina is going to be 89.
It's a little insensitive for what happened this year.
not Tadina, but it's fine.
But it's still going to be hot.
And the sundresses are still going to be out.
It's fall.
And it's about to be cold.
It's 89.
It's going to be hot.
That's hot as sundress weather.
It's fall.
It's not fall.
All right.
So we can go take a picture of someone they've seen a sundress.
Yes, please.
I bet it.
And if you're there, please wear it because now I'm going to look better.
Next, we're cruising on over with the windows down the Malibu.
Where B-Rad might have some wraps for you.
because the high is 82.
Oh, he's B-Rad.
Brad?
Chapstick.
My was most wanted.
Okay.
Traffic, traffic.
You've ever seen that movie?
My Chapstick.
I think I'm better off without it.
No, what?
What?
What?
What?
I know what you're talking about, but let's not make this a combo.
Next, we're hitting the switches to meet Will I am.
When we see him, we're going to be like, hey, because it's 86 in East LA.
Lastly, we're driving slow and feeling good
as we arrived to the city of Lakewood.
Fun fact and story about Lakewood.
There is once a young lost 18-year-old kid
whose teachers told him he would fail
and Lakewood was where he first went to jail.
And that was me!
Look at me now, teachers.
Monsoon Mac.
Let's go.
Look at me now, Mr. Albert.
Look at me.
Look at me over here.
Why did you get locked up?
Don't worry about it, bro.
Now he sounded like a fed.
Because he didn't want to pay the fee of a dollar.
thousand dollars.
Actually, I had to pay three of those.
Three thousand?
Yeah.
Lakewood's not in the valley.
That's funny because I ran out of the Forever 21 in Lakewood.
Y'all are what's wrong with Lakewood and neither of you is from there.
No.
They go over there to do the crime.
This school is from the valley.
But he went to go and like Maximum wanted to go tagging.
I never said that.
Oh.
You're already into jail for you.
You can't know double jeopardy.
I just changed.
I'm a change man.
I got off work and went to go shoplift at the Forever 21 and like.
clear. I could freely say it now because it doesn't exist anymore.
It's true. Who's coming after me?
Nobody, not forever 21. It wasn't forever.
All right. Let me tell you what I did at Mervyn's then.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
All right. I'll run through the weather.
Yes, Altadena, 89, Malibu, 82, East L.A.
86 and Lakewood, 85.
Oh, I make money moves.
Oh, Cardi.
Cardi's a kid culture. I think she's taking her dad's side.
What?
Yeah.
Her daughter's probably like, she wants, I'll tell you a little bit.
She wants Cardi to be broke.
All right.
But it just showed me a lot about kids.
That's the ungratefulness.
Let's get into this though.
Hey, guys and girls, if you ever notice that during that time of the month,
girls, you're like extra like, we don't get emotional.
You know, we get like hungry.
We get hungry.
Yep.
We need a hug, but don't get too close.
I don't.
Yeah.
I'm hungry, but I don't know what I want.
All of that.
that time of the month.
It happens to us.
It's terrible.
I'm sure you notice it
with your girls too.
Like you can kind of tell
like the signs are there.
Yeah.
But there's another sign.
And this one can hurt your wallet.
So according to studies,
women are significantly more likely
to spend impulsively
in the 10 days before their period.
This is where it gets sucky.
Like it's not even the moment
that you have it.
The 10 days before you want to just start spending.
So y'all think it's just the thing
of girl trait that she's at Ulta
and Sephora and Zara
and online shopping and Amazon and Fashion Nova and Sheen and packages and packages.
Jesus.
It's not her.
Those are all the websites you go on?
There's more.
There's more.
I was going to say forever to anyone, but this will remind me.
It's gone.
It's not forever.
Yes, this is the Ludio phase, and it's linked to emotional regulation, stress,
and a legit spike in rewards-seeking behavior.
So I guess in the 10 days before we get our period, which is not the way you say it,
Periodo, it's the regla, right?
Regla.
Yeah.
We just want to just, hey, let's go to dinner, babe.
That's terrible.
Let's go to the mall.
Yeah.
10 days before?
Lettie, that's a third of the month.
Yeah.
One third of the entire month.
I have to pay rent at some point in that time.
You don't.
Well, not, I mean, in theory.
But you know what I'm saying?
Like.
Not you did it.
All of us.
Just in general.
In general.
Like, stop making this about you be.
That's a lot.
It is a lot.
Imagine how much it is for us, bro, that we have to figure out what we're going to do the week before, the week during, and the week after.
There's something that happens in all those weeks.
So, like, the week before, we're trying to spend.
The week of, we're all on a high, we're so mad.
And the week after, we're just a mess.
So we never get a break.
You guys got one week.
Yeah, we need to do something about this.
You guys on Roll River?
You guys on a roll river?
You just want to bleed half the month or what?
I know.
How about that?
Oh, no.
You need to figure something.
From where is eating?
I feel like Cardi felt like her daughter,
Coulter was bleeding her because
Cardi was trying to get people to buy her album.
She's doing incredible at the marketing, right?
She's like grassrootsing.
Like, hey, I'll go out and sell it.
I'll the freeway if I have to.
I'll do.
I'm working a car.
So she's trying to tell people to go buy her album,
but culture's being a little hater.
Check this out.
Y'all go get my album, please.
Oh, don't get her album.
Do you?
What you mean, don't get my album?
Girl, then you aren't going to be able to buy shit.
We're going to live in the hood.
I love that for Carter.
But her and her daughter, her daughter's going to be, like, hilarious.
She's going to be just like her.
Funny.
Why are you trying to be a hater, kid?
You know, Luisito does that to me a lot.
He, like, gilds me.
Like, you don't have to go to work.
You could just stay with me.
I just need you to be here with me.
I'm like, bro, do you want things?
Do you want things?
Yeah.
I'm sure you want stories.
And then they say, oh.
I don't care about those things.
And then every time you go to Target, they care about everything.
Facts!
Yes, I had to buy some freaking headphones that have LED lights off and one looks like a little panda.
It looks like a little cat.
I'm like, you don't even, you guys don't even have the plug in your iPads for these MEP.
That's weird.
Yes.
But they don't want me to go.
Anyways, anyways, I'm venting, I'm venting, and I don't want Maximo or great to tell the story.
Yeah, I'm going to just tell you anything.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Let me tell you that kid got stories for days, man.
It's a great story.
Oh, yeah.
That story.
The greatest story of her.
Dry snitching ass kids, man.
Luisito dry snitched on my husband for no reason.
And y'all try to play it off.
Well, yeah.
What the hell?
Greg, we have a mashup, though, right?
Yes, we do have a mashup, though, right?
Yes, we do have a matchup.
Yes.
What's going down?
This mash up is going to show all these TikTok DJs
on how to actually mix Justin Bieber's music.
Okay, what is it?
Show it to me.
You want me to show it to you?
Yeah.
Right now, right now?
Yes, that's what we're doing at this time, right?
Oh, I thought we're going to get to Simper Pimp right now or now.
Yeah, it's after that.
Oh, I'm going to run over there right now.
Yeah. So like what we've done.
You have enough time to run over there.
We did last Monday, you know?
Let's get it.
Anybody else?
Just me.
Woo!
All right.
Greg's here.
I'm just here.
Yeah.
Maximo's here.
Vic is here.
And we're all feeling it.
Anybody, I don't know, want to say anything to buy time for this photo to actually
do is good.
I found out very sad.
I'm very sad about this that me and Canelo are indeed not related.
Why would you think you guys were related?
Because we're both from Malaara and he has red hair and so is my grandma.
No.
Did you not hear the net.
Flick's announcement he's from Wadalajara, Sinaloa.
Oh, that was crazy.
I was like, whoa, they don't know what they just did there.
Yeah, it was a lot of Mexico.
You might as well say I'm from Compton Watts.
For real!
Yeah.
What?
Everybody was tripping out on that.
After this fight, I realized that I'm changing my fighting style.
Just in case I were getting a fight.
What's your fighting style?
Maximo?
I used to go more power punches like Canelo, but I'm going to be orthodox.
Maximus is going to become a switch.
I'm going to be a switch fighter now.
Oh, God.
I just never know if I'm going left or right and changing my stances.
So you're going to turn like South Palm mid-fight?
Yeah, well, I'm South Park already.
Oh, you're not talking.
Yeah.
But now I'm going to go right just to confuse the other fighter.
Oh, okay.
Just in case.
I'm sure in those seven-second fights, that will definitely help out a lot.
Switch at three seconds.
I appreciate that you know I'm a win at seven seconds.
Win a run, one of those, one of those.
All right, it's Monday.
So it's time for the Monday matchup.
Let's get into it with Greg.
Greg, what's up?
I'm here in the DJ booth now.
Let's go.
I'm ready to play this matchup for y'all.
Everybody keeps hitting my DMs like,
when are you going to mix this song?
They're waiting for my version of this song.
Okay.
Justin Bieber's Yukon.
Oh.
Yeah, see, see, all right, I already.
You don't know what the song sounds like?
This is what it sounds like.
In the city,
remember you used to drive a Yukon.
I pick up whenever you call
in the parking lot of Tucson.
All right.
I legit thought that was Sizzle when I first heard it,
and I was like, wait,
Justin Bieber just did his voice like her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, you could have her up.
She's your home girl.
That's true.
What's the song you guys think I'm going to mash it up with?
One of his old songs?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, no, no, no.
So I'm going to say early 2000s.
Early 2000.
Early two thousand.
Okay, whisper song.
Yeah.
Right on the dot.
I'm going to say love with sparks.
In the city, hey.
Remember you should drive a you call.
I pick up whenever you call.
And I'm pregnant and two songs.
Are you with me?
And I found out
I do've gone
I pull up like
Jimmy Neutral
I can never get a move on
And make you haul
And I know
You have to go slow
But we can go faster
Tell me the pastur
That's fine
All right
That's fine
It's a vibe
It's a vibe
It's like a little slow vibe
You know
It gets sexy with it
Both ways
Okay
Both ways
I don't know what you mean by that
But
Okay
All right.
Thanks, Greg.
How's it?
Simp or Pimp.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Oh, my gosh.
This is the way we're going to start off Hispanic Characterage Month.
Your first nominee of Hispanic Character Month for Simper Pimp starts today.
September 15th is...
Saul?
I can't say it.
Canelo?
Alvarez.
Why are we doing this?
How, why, when, where,
Serio.
Saul Canelo Averas,
the former champ.
Go.
He's still like champ.
You're so weird.
In our hearts.
You're half-Salvi's thighs sticking out.
All my Savi homies were being haters.
Oh my God.
But he had one of the biggest fights of his career
and took one of the biggest losses of his career.
But instead of making excuses,
he went the safe route in the post fight.
Yeah, in the ring.
In the ring.
Yeah, in the post-fight interview.
This is what he said.
And to say that a
derota
no me define.
No me
define.
All
being here,
I'm
and I
just want to
say that
I'm going
because
I'm
my family.
All right.
Hold on.
We got to
get a little
bit more
context because
hold on.
This past weekend
Canelo
Crawford fight
on Netflix.
All the titles
were on the line.
Crawford came up
a couple
weight classes
to fight
Canelo
which everyone
was like,
wow, this is a
big leap.
You know,
it was insane.
The,
the promotion
behind it and even just that it was happening.
I remember being there that night and be like, wow, this is really history.
But then, and of course, the fight goes down, Canelo got outboxed by Crawford, okay?
Be upset at the strategy that Crawford used, maybe at times he was kind of running, quote, unquote, or around.
But that was part of his strategy because it was very well balanced.
He did that as a strategic defensive move, but then he also was grappling too.
Like, this man did it.
He did it. He won. He's older than Canelo.
So you can't go on like, oh, Canelo's older in age. None of that.
Like this guy beat him.
A boxing.
Yeah. Plain and simple.
Then Canelo gets interviewed.
And he says, you know what?
This defeat is not going to define me.
Nope.
Because I made it here.
Yeah.
And because I have my family.
So he even dizzled us.
It's family.
Yeah.
It's family.
What is simple about this?
Because he used this in order for us to,
have compassion.
And we're like, you know what?
What?
Yes, because it's like usually when someone loses, we're like upset and like you're like,
you feel for him, you know?
I do feel for him.
Exactly.
It worked.
Do you feel for him?
Oh my God.
This was the most like rational post-fight like interviews that anybody ever gave, like honest, hardworking,
humble.
Like there was no negative energy throughout any of it.
Except he's a sin for this.
He's a sin for saying, I don't care if I lost because at least I have my family.
Guess I'm seeing.
That's a sim, Maxim.
And then he went on Instagram and he had his post where, you know, dedication post.
And I translated it.
And it says, finally, at the end, it said finally thanks to Fernanda, my wife, for her patience and not letting go of my hand during the whole process.
Oh, yeah, that's it.
Oh, no.
That's not sim.
You guys didn't see it.
Punch, Garnhamford.
That's not sim, bro.
It's a, it's strategic.
It's a simple because I guess you're saying it's making it about his wife.
and family.
All of a sudden.
It's supposed to be like...
Thank his team.
Thanks Crawford.
Like, that's it.
But he did do that.
This is crazy.
We're just...
I'm not going to say this.
You're turning on him so fast.
I'm sorry.
This is the rules of the game.
Yeah, yeah.
You get brought up for Super Pitt.
Yes, I made fun.
No, I made fun that,
but we did a story on Steve Irwin's wife.
Yay.
How are we not going to do this?
He lost.
He lost.
I know, but if Vick lost and said,
but at least I have my family,
this is, I'm sorry,
you're my tempering.
If Vic had lost something and said at least I have my family and thank you to my girl for holding my hand, we would be like...
Oh, yeah.
That's big.
I see.
No, no.
I see that.
You get that?
Yeah.
But he's Canello.
It doesn't matter.
I'm not simping him.
I can't.
Or like, is it pimped?
Because, bro, he now has at least $150 million.
You know?
He still came up.
He still came up.
He still can't.
Maximo, what do you want him to do?
Go on there and say, I hate everybody and my wife.
I lost because of my wife.
You want him to say that?
I want to be like, I demand a rematch.
Like, I don't care.
Oh, please.
He knows.
He lost.
No, I don't want to see a rematch.
I don't either.
No.
Jorge keeps talking about this damn rematch.
I'm like, Porte did you see what just happened?
My boy, love.
I do not want a rematch in the post fight, like, after, like, went not on the ring, but later.
He was talking about how his body is just like, it's like, it's, it's, it's,
Yeah.
And he gave himself like two years recently to retire.
Like I'm not trying to see a rematch was proper.
I did not see rematch in Canelo's eyes.
He literally said I couldn't figure him out.
Word for work.
I couldn't figure him out.
That is a challenge though.
That does let you go back to the drawing board and figure it out.
You know, his loss to Mayweather, he accounts a lot to, all right, after I lost there,
I figured a lot of stuff out.
My defensive stuff got better and all of that.
And then he became to be the person that he is sitting.
and I don't know.
Their styles to me don't match as much.
Well, I just think.
But that's not his wife's fault either.
At all.
Crawford is just, he has these different things in his toolbox and I know he was waiting
for the moment to like, you know, go full on out.
Like full out.
Here's what I can do here.
I could switch from Orthodox to South Paul in the middle of the fight.
I can hit you with this.
I can engage.
I can defense all of that.
He hit all the buttons on the remote controller.
Connello.
I was like, what is going on?
Canelo couldn't land the combo.
No, man.
But is he simp for saying at least to have my wife?
I guess maybe something more like, like, I'm sorry I let you down.
Yes.
Or like some kind of thing to fit the moment.
I know.
I don't know.
No, I can't because I saw him like his face of the feet and then afterwards like when his wife went up to it.
And they hugged it.
I'm like, oh my God, you can just feel the pain.
Strategy.
You see that?
I can't.
Hey, cameraman, follow me.
And I'm not.
Yeah.
You know, it's wild.
I know we're going to keep talking about the fight, which is in, it was history.
Yeah.
But I went the last round of the fight.
I couldn't even watch it.
And I'm there.
Yeah.
Yeah, we weren't.
And we were in a suite.
And then I'm like, I got, I can't be here right now.
And I went into the bathroom.
And I was just looking at myself in the mirror.
Why?
Because this means a lot.
I love boxing.
I love my middle.
Like, I mean, and I respect Crawford.
But it's just like, I always knew that, like, this was.
historic and we were talking about how much
part of history it is but I'm like
this is the fight that he loses
and granted he's last to Mayweather before but
the legendary career he's built after
that I'm like I'm at the fight
that he loses
to Crawford and it hit me
there like I can't beat like I don't want to be
here right now like it's history period
but it's history in a way that I'm like
I don't think I want to be here for this
I just wanted to run and hide
and then I come back and I look at
what his face because then it would go to
decision.
I was like, what happened?
Like, tell me everything I missed while I was in the rest.
Give me a playoff.
Well, they engaged.
I was like, I didn't hear like I.
Like a pop.
Yeah.
I heard pops, but they were more like,
oh.
Yeah, like Crawford doing his thing.
Again,
all respect to Crawford.
Yeah.
And when he got in his bag, when he got in his bag,
you saw the confidence switch.
Like the, it switched.
The energy switch.
His confidence switched.
Yeah.
So, yeah, cameraman, follow me.
I'm going to go hug my wife.
Oh, he's not sim.
I don't know.
I felt like a sim.
I felt like a sim.
forgiving him so much of my life.
For going in the bathroom during the 12 round.
We could Simpernol fans as a sacrifice.
Letty.
Can we be Sim.
Can we be Simps?
Canelofans.
No, just Letty.
Wait.
Why are you doing 12 round?
I couldn't handle it.
I was watching.
I was praying.
I did the Rosario.
See, that's bad.
Simps.
Simps.
Yes,
Zillof.
So all of us?
Because of that feeling it gave us.
This fool is rich.
Why are we tripping?
I know.
I know it's pride, left thing.
I know.
I snapped on my girl after the fight for no reason.
You what?
No, I snapped on her.
No, I snapped on her.
Because she was like, yeah, I thought he was going to win all along.
I'll think, you shut up, white woman.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to walk away until I collect myself.
I'm sorry, Jordan.
I'm sorry.
I love you very much.
I didn't mean that.
I didn't mean any of that.
So we're Sim.
Yeah.
Sim!
Sim!
Sim!
Sim!
Sim!
Sim!
Cynllo fans for.
Sim Canelo fans for taking the loss how we've taken it.
It's just, it's going to take a...
What?
Crampere?
Right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
The homie, Saul, needs our help.
And to say that one define.
Wow.
That's all that's tough.
And only
I want to say
that I'm
because I have my family.
Oh, my heart.
Oh, my condolito.
He needed our help,
but not anymore.
This show is brought to you
by Bud Crawford.
Hey, by the way,
to all the black
homies in the group chats,
dude, they were going in
on Hore.
He said, I already know
I'll pull up Smertanberg.
They'll be like,
what happened with your men?
And the new.
We get it.
Okay, God, respect.
We get it.
We just had our little
canals, our little cinnamon bun.
Okay?
We just wanted to make sure he's okay.
We did.
We still do.
We're going to Tommy up there.
What happened to this other fool, Santiago?
Saul.
Saul.
Saul, because Saul.
Does a loss hurt less because you're that much richer, I'm sure?
Yeah, to me it did.
To me it did.
To him.
Like, to him, like, he didn't seem like totally defeated.
Like, how much is a loss worth, you know?
Yeah.
He's probably on a yacht right now.
Not even that.
You know how many people
were drinking VMCs that night?
Oh, for sure.
Me and Angie were on the hunt.
Like, where the VNCs are?
That's his drink.
And I think, too, again, we're getting into box talk.
But it's in our, everybody's mind, okay?
I was waiting so long to talk to y'all about it.
We get into our, like, hey, it needs to be undefeated.
I think with Canelo, he's one person that, yes, when he lost to Mayweather.
Then he did an incredible run.
And it's like now he lost to Crawford, an incredible fighter.
And an honorable man.
We've been seeing the videos of,
like him high-fiving kind of los kids or showing respect, you know, like all of that.
As it goes on both sides, you know, and I think that it brings you back to the part of boxing
where the best fight the best and there's respect at that because we've been flooded with
the other types of boxing so much that it's the rah-rah and like in your face type of deal
that this seems outlandish.
You know, for two of them to respect each other seems totally not what it should be.
It was such a good showing of the sport of boxing all around.
the humbleness, the ferocity, the fact that it was like not just a quick knockdown
because although that's a part of boxing, it's like, it's literally like they say the sweet science.
So you're seeing the strategy and everything and then even like after like Canelo lost and I'm just like, man, you know what?
He does, as much as he got like hit, he does have one of the best chins of all time and nobody can dispute that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Y'all being so like, just accept the loss.
We are.
We are.
You're talking about it's like we're saying he didn't lose.
We're saying he lost.
Yeah, but we can still have feelings in it.
You know when your Padres lose all the time?
Yeah, and I just accepted it.
No, you don't.
You're still sad about it.
We're going to move on.
That's it.
That's it.
That's a lie.
You guys are right now like,
oh, but Can they lose it?
Just accept the loss.
Bro, we're all.
You guys have to come up with every excuse and every.
We're not coming up with an excuse.
Even Conello himself, like, gave props to Crawford for like the great box.
What is it?
What's an excuse?
What's an excuse?
I'm listening to you guys right now or you're just explaining this
and explaining that.
It's like, bro, he lost.
Get over it.
That's it.
All right.
Let's just not do this.
The show you,
let me just play a song.
No, no, no, no.
I like, I like it.
Kind of what we do for a living,
talking about things.
Yeah, we should do another mashup.
I like hearing what you guys have to say.
Yeah, go do the message.
Go put a song over another beat.
But you want to do it?
You think you do it?
No, I'm not DJ.
I'm doing what I do.
I'm doing my gig.
I like how it sounds with Chutuji just going back and forward.
Boom.
It's a new mesh up.
It's a new mesh up.
I don't know, I thought it was cool to talk about it.
No, it is.
I don't feel as bad for his loss because I saw the statue of his hands that he has in front of his house.
It's so cool.
You saw the Netflix episode?
Yeah, the Netflix episode is.
Peacocks roaming around his crib.
Yeah, maybe peacocks.
Yeah, for real.
That's cool.
That's cool.
I'm saying, like, at least it's good for me.
I think that helped me yesterday.
Like, yes, this hurts because we get so invested in sports.
As I do, it's not isolated to boxing.
No, no, yeah.
It's in every sport.
You get invested.
in the team that you like.
So to see him lose is like, ah.
Yeah.
But then you walker like,
he's going to,
he private jetted back home.
And he's going to have time for his baby peacock.
He's going to give his baby peacock some time to hang out.
Yeah.
And big up Crawford, man.
I hope this does what it needs to and puts eyes on you that weren't there before.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
All right.
Let's get into the homey help line though.
We're going to help out Santi.
Santiago, yes.
He hit us up and said,
Hey, Brown Bag.
I need your help since I can't seem to do anything right.
Emo.
All right.
He said, you can call me, Santi.
It's me and my girls' one year anniversary on Monday,
and I wish it was a happy time,
but our relationship has been up and down.
Today's Monday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Happy anniversary.
Right?
Okay, so he said, our problem is,
I'm always doing something wrong in her eyes,
and honestly, I'm fed up.
The other day, she said she wants to feel like she did
when we first got together,
that I don't get her flowers,
that I don't comment on her,
Instagram post, and now all that stuff feels like a job.
Oh, God.
I get her flowers on special days.
I take her on dates.
I make time for her, but it's always something, Brown Bag.
And for real, I want to break up with her.
Nope.
I've done all the things she's asked me to stop following certain people, et cetera, et cetera,
but I'm never enough.
He did not spell et cetera like that.
Emo.
Et cetera.
You've got a post in Roundback Morning's 1 of Sixth on Instagram.
He said, I want to break it off, but.
I've never broken up with someone before.
I kind of need some game, not going to lie.
Today, we're going to the beach for the anniversary.
Should I do it there?
No.
I don't want to just text her.
That would be insensitive.
I just feel like I couldn't do anything right in our relationship,
so I at least want to get the breakup right.
Wow.
This guy's in the spin cycle.
I just want to get the breakup, right?
This girl has demoralized.
Yes.
Yeah.
Demoralization.
Oh, man.
Though I look at it sometimes when you just seem to like not be able to get,
right with your partner is that you guys may have different love languages.
Yeah.
Like maybe what means love to you and what means love to them is different and so you're not showing each other.
Or you could think, like you could think I'm showing you I love you.
Yeah.
Because I did this or I did this for you.
But they're like, no, you didn't tell me I need to hear it.
And it always feels frustrating because.
it's like I'm giving it my best effort.
Yeah, because relationships can be subjective.
Like, Santiago's effort might be an A plus to somebody else.
But to her, it's a D-minus.
Yes.
Yeah.
But you're right.
Santiago is demoralized.
He cannot do anything right.
His girl's asking for flowers on a random day maybe.
Yeah.
Hey, you treat me like you did when you first got together.
See, y'all will be further when you first got to get up.
That's why I always say.
Never go all the way.
Too early.
Yeah.
That's why you got to treat them like crap at the beginning.
So they can never say.
that.
Victor.
Vic.
Really?
For your one year,
you got a tattoo.
What are you going to do
for your second?
I know how you keep up.
Santiago.
Yeah, Santi.
Take my advice.
I won't take my own.
Santhi.
I know as I'm saying.
Hope you have a flight.
We give you advice
we wouldn't even take.
All right.
Let's help out at Santhi.
He wants to break up
the right way.
Anyway,
you're going to get judged
for a respectful because it's a breakup.
There's no winning.
Yeah.
You never won't have a breakup.
Never have.
Have you all.
Do you all text it to break up, anybody in here?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, it never works.
It's like the worst thing to do because everything gets read wrong.
Okay, so yeah, try.
True.
And then it's just the back and forth and there's blocking.
Then it's like, no closure.
It never goes right.
I could say something in the nicest way possible and they're going to take it as I'm yelling
or if I'm being rude.
Should breakups even go right?
No.
It's a breakup.
No.
But you can go right in a way.
If you do it the right way, like in person.
What's the right way to break up?
When I broke up with my girlfriend of a long time.
Oh, let's talk about it.
Hold on.
I did it in person.
Hey, but don't make excuses like we did for Canel a little bit.
No, I didn't make excuses because I'm being truthful right here.
Okay, but I was in my house, in my backyard, and I was like, yo, like, this is not working because of this and this and that.
What?
What?
I gave her multiple chances to change.
You gave her multiple chances.
Change what?
Oh, you just change the ways.
Like, we both had to change our ways, so I changed my ways.
And I was like, all right, if I'm going to change my ways, you better change your ways, too.
Did you do the unfollowing of girls like this, like Santi did?
Yeah, actually did.
Like, I thought I was like, I understand.
followed. I stopped liking pictures. I stopped doing
all this type of stuff. Now
what I want is this and you couldn't
do it so I'm done and I told her that straight up too.
What did you want? What did you want?
Just you know like support
as in like yeah like support my dream instead of
hating on it in a way. What was your dream?
Don't cry Greg. What do you mean?
What do you mean? I just have to make sure.
Yeah getting on the radio pissing everybody out.
It's my dream too bro. It's my dream is a shared dream.
I piss off the people you don't piss off.
You piss out of the people, I don't piss out.
Yeah. And then like when I DJ, there's going to, of course, I network with people.
Like, I meet women.
Yeah.
Not every girl that I meet.
I'm trying to, yeah.
And that was the problem.
When I'm in a relationship.
You know, yeah, because I'm saying, like, we hear you every day.
And like literally every girl you meet here, like, shh.
Well, yeah.
Even colors.
Because he's a free bird.
I'm a single man.
Yeah, but I'm in a relationship.
Yeah, but I'm in a relationship.
Even as a single man, you wouldn't be like that.
If that was who you were.
Yeah.
If that was dumb.
No, no.
You know, I'm serious.
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to think about it.
Like, now that I'm single...
Like, it's like, it's a character thing.
Yeah, there's like certain girls.
If single, you're like a creep dog and purve, but not with somebody, you're not a creep dog perp?
When I'm with somebody, I'm like locked in.
Okay.
So you can just switch off then.
You had your perm.
I can lock in.
Yeah, I can just lock in because that's my girl.
Like, I'm specifically just for you.
So, right?
And it is true.
Okay, I get it.
And then you gave her the ultimatum.
And I told her.
No.
And she even said it herself.
She's like, you gave me a chance to change and I didn't do that.
And like, I took that for granted.
Okay, so then why are you blocked?
Because apparently I...
You did it wrong.
Apparently, I cheated with a person that doesn't exist.
You cheated?
I was like, who?
Hate when that happened.
Hold on.
No, I was like...
Those imaginary girls come out of.
No way.
You had a relationship with a ghost?
I had a whole, like, message sent, like, paragraphs sent to me and everything.
And I was like, who?
Like, who the hell are you talking about?
And it wasn't able to be proven.
It may, well, yeah.
It may have been fishing.
not going to lie.
Yeah, it was.
Like, it may have been like to see if you admit to something.
Yeah, that's what it literally was like, yeah, you're just trying to find something.
Yeah, we do that in Girl World.
But no, no, I did.
All right, wait, I was like, here, I'm going to tell you in person because if I text it to you, you're not going to get it at all.
Okay.
You're not going to get it at all.
So you called her and you told her, hey, meet me up in my backyard.
Yeah, I told her to come in my house.
I was going to talk to you.
I was going to talk.
This is serious.
No, I know what you did.
You want to get one more.
No, I did.
I made it.
I made it.
to say goodbye.
I remember the day I found out
because I've known Greg before.
Yeah.
And he was like,
hey,
so we're not together anymore.
And like,
I hurt.
Like,
I was like,
oh my God,
that's so sad.
And then we had the convert.
Like,
you went through it.
It was a real breakup.
Yeah,
he cried all over his dog.
But I made it,
like,
I stood on business
and I was like,
no,
this is what needed to happen
because if I said this
and it didn't happen,
then, oh,
well.
Okay.
Yeah.
So there's a right way to do it.
There is a right way to do it.
And you still get blocked
after no matter what.
I guess this is where
this day.
So it didn't really matter.
Our guy, Santi.
Our guy Santi, he wants to break up with his girl.
It's their one-year anniversary.
I don't know if it's today or next Monday or when he's sitting.
We should probably ask baby boy.
But he is, he's just tired of never being good enough for her.
Tired of anything he tries to do, it's always something wrong about it.
He probably would take her to dinner, but it's not good enough because it was in this place.
Or he used to get me flowers.
You don't get me flowers anymore.
And I guess that can be very defeating.
Yeah.
That genuinely cares about you.
So now he's like, you know what?
I don't genuinely care anymore.
Like, I got to care more about myself.
We got to break up.
We're going to the beach.
Should I do it there?
I mean, it's romantic.
You're not trying to be romantic during a breakup.
You're trying to be the opposite.
I mean, it's like buttering her up, though.
Like that don't probably hurt worse.
I feel like he's trying to do like the, you know, like when you like your animal is going to go away.
Like he wants to send her off in the beach, like go overhand slowly.
And she's going to walk away.
So leave her there?
Like a lever at the beach?
Stranger?
Your animal's going to go.
You know like when people leave like leave like their.
When you abandon?
You're thinking of Pokemon, fool.
You're thinking of like Pokemon.
Am I?
Yeah, you are.
I think you're supposed to lay your animals?
You're not supposed to leave your animal.
I never said I did it.
Yeah, you're thinking he's feeling unappreciated in his relationship.
He's always being told you, doing something wrong, Santi.
Santi, you don't give me flowers, Santi.
I'm tired of you, Santi.
You don't take me to my favorite restaurant, Santi.
even though I never told you what it is.
And so he wants to break up.
He's always told that he's not putting an effort.
So he's putting a real effort into this breakup.
He says he's never broken up with someone before.
Yes, yeah.
And he would appreciate some game.
Yeah.
Y'all breaking up,
had broken up people before?
Oh, yeah.
I guess that feeling of like, you know it's done,
you know you've got to be the one to do it.
Yeah.
I'm looking back at my breakups and all my breakups were after finding out some crazy stuff
and then just breaking it and then just making a scene
And so I'm not the one to give the advice.
No, like I always say you've got to make the first move.
Because if I don't, you're going to start hating me.
Because I really don't feel the way you once felt about me.
It's not you.
It's me.
Terrible.
I'm trying to give me the same.
I know.
That was great advice.
I used it before.
I used it.
How?
Like, say goodbye first.
Like, you got to tell it like, you know what?
I just don't feel the same about you.
You know, you got to be straightforward.
It was like a phone call.
So you called her up.
Yeah.
It was a phone call.
Yeah, maybe calling a little bit easier better than a text.
Yeah, let them do with the emotions.
You don't have them cry on your shoulder and stuff.
Like that gets a shirt dirty.
You know what I'm saying?
In person is the best thing to do.
The message is straightforward.
That's it.
Boom.
What about you, Maximil?
You ever break up with somebody or like that feeling like it's done?
I don't recall like the exact moment of a breakup.
But I do remember like we kind of started avoiding each other little by little.
Like hanging out less and just like it was like all.
Almost a mutual thing.
Got it was like, yeah, we're not really like.
So that she could really say you guys drifted apart.
Exactly.
Yeah.
You just start like avoiding her.
Exactly.
As your girlfriend.
Yeah.
And then it worked out.
Oh, and actually there's another one I did bring up real.
I was just like, yo, like, it's not working out.
Oh, now you're doing the yo song.
This one is the say good advice song from this time.
You do the old song.
Now I remember the other one, I was just straightforward and I was like, hey, it's not working
out, but I still want to be friends.
In person, Ted.
In person at school.
Oh.
I had to do it
I had to strategically plan it
because she used to help me with homework
So I used to like
I had to make sure that I didn't
Completely ruin what we had
Oh my
What we had? As business partners
Her doing your homework
Yes
When did you do it like after lunch
After third period?
It was after school
I've gotten that before
What? In high school
Well it was my on and off
And there was one time that he broke up
With me and still
And as can I still do
him his math homework.
You asked him?
No, he asked me.
Angie.
That's why I'm like, what?
I'm a math athlete, okay?
No, he asked me to.
And como, bendia there.
Yeah, sure, I guess.
I really got a thrill out of doing equations.
It was actually like, just more fun for me, you know?
You know, some people have Sudoku on their phone?
Yeah.
It's just that.
Like, we're playing with numbers.
All right.
Let's go to the phone lines.
Let's help out Santhi.
Okay, we got Fernando in Garden Grove.
Fernando, good morning.
We got to talk to you about our homie, Santi.
He wants to break up with his girl that tells him like he can't do anything right.
We did ask him, he said the anniversary is next Monday.
So he has a little bit of time.
Because I'm like, dude, we have no time if today's the day,
whether you're going to take her to the beach and break up with her.
It's their one-year anniversary next Monday.
He's trying to figure out if they have a plan to go to the beach.
Should he just do it there?
It seems like a beautiful moment.
It seems like you can never do anything right in the relationship.
at least give her a beautiful send-off into the abyss.
Oh, you want to see some effort?
Yeah, he doesn't want to do it through text because he feels like that's insensitive.
And he also says there's no cheating involved.
That is just he can never do anything right and wants to figure out how to just break it off.
All right.
Fernando and Garden Grove, what would you tell a little homie, bro?
Fernando.
Hey, what's going on?
Morning, brown bag.
Good morning, morning.
You know what?
He's just going to have to do it memorably and just do it.
there in person, just, you know, just make emmerbord.
You know what?
It ain't working out.
And then just call it quits because that happened to me and I had to drive back with her.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What happened to you?
Oh, man.
We went to Redondo Beach and we were going to go to Tony's end.
And I was like, oh, you know, this isn't that.
And then it was like, hey, you know, I've been meaning to tell you.
I'm like, yeah, what's up?
And it was just like, she broke up with me on the spot.
And I was like, dang.
I was like, now I got to drive back.
And mind you, we live in Orange County, so we're like, we were driving back.
I was like a 45-minute drive down to 405.
I was 22, and I was like, hey.
Awkward.
I'm sure this was probably before Uber Times, but did you consider just leaving her there?
She broke up with you.
No, this was just a couple days ago.
Oh!
Oh, baby.
Hold on, hold on.
KBWRFMHG1, Los Angeles, Power 106, L.A's number one for him.
up. No way.
Fern, this is happening
like in the moment.
Yeah, yeah. This is still fresh. This is like
memorable to me. So now I'm like,
hey, someone's got to get, like someone's got to get
my league back. So now somebody else
I've got to do.
Do to them what was done to me.
Were you listening to this story
on the radio like what the hell is happening?
Like this just happening now
it's happening on the radio.
Yeah. And then it was
yeah, and it was just like, it was like a pure miracle.
I called in.
all of a sudden, I was like, oh, hey, I was like, wait, I was like, why is all this working out?
Why is all this lining up with me?
Wait, Fernando, how did that happen?
Like, how did she approach it?
Because it's like, you guys are, you guys have plans.
And was she like, all right, hey, so before we go inside, I've been meaning to tell you, like,
I don't want to be together.
I don't even know if we should be here right now.
What did she tell you?
Take us to the night.
What happened?
Was it all good at first?
Did it start, like, during appetizers?
what happened?
No, so it's kind of like what they were saying there either.
Like, you know, just kind of like, we had just been avoiding.
And we're like, oh, you know, we started trying to rekindle stuff.
And then next thing you know, you know, we get there.
And we pull up and we find parking.
And then I'm just like, all right, you know, hey, we're going to go and eat.
And it's like, yeah, but, you know, I've been meaning to tell you, I'm like, what's up?
And, you know, it's like, hey, it's just kind of not working out.
And I'm like, oh, okay, well.
you can't wait until after after dinner or something you know i just like
really wanted some pizza yeah yeah no and then i was like okay cool and then it was just like
things aren't working out you know you're not doing you're not you're not it's not like
what it used to be like and i'm like yeah you know it's been a couple years now
and it's like yeah you know believe it uh were you not uh taking her flowers and putting an
effort you know i i say her flowers randomly and putting an effort but the thing is like when
When you start off on that honeymoon phase, you know, everything's all peaches and green.
Yeah.
Then life happens and you know each other more.
You know, it's never that again.
Yeah.
And then after that, it was just kind of like, you know, life started happening.
Things start, things would go good.
Things would go bad.
And then it's just kind of like.
But Fern, you know.
Why did you not just make her get an Uber?
Yeah.
It was going to cost me money.
I'm the one paying for you.
No, you don't have to pay for it.
She broke up with you.
Yeah, she's not your problem anymore.
Exactly.
Like, who won?
Like, why did you, why did you give her right home for her?
Well, you know what?
The thing was, you know, I got.
You're a good guy.
I got a couple baby moms already, so.
Couple.
How many?
What does that have to do with that thing?
How many?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Listen, this is where it goes.
A ver.
So, like, one of my oldest son's kid's kid's grandpa was like, hey, you know, if he
ever go somewhere with someone, you know, be a man and wherever, wherever you pick them up,
drop them off. And that's something that always stuck with me. So it's like, you know,
it's somebody's team. One of your ex-swegros gave you life advice and then you just always think
about it. Yeah, because it's like, you know, it's like that's somebody's kid. You know, I would
hate to get a phone call from one of my kids, you know. You're also someone's kid. I would
hate my kid to take a girl out to a restaurant and right before and already have the taste in his mouth for
the pizza.
and it's at the beach and it's far away.
You're trying to make it work.
And her, hey, before we get out, it's over.
Yeah, now drive me home for 45 minutes.
You're someone's kid too.
Yeah, but, you know, I got...
You're a good guy.
You're a good guy.
Yeah, you know, I'm going to get over it because, you know, eventually, you know, something better is going to come along.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, good luck.
Let's go.
Enjoy the beach.
No, it's going to be like the fifth one now.
I got four, so I got...
Oh, my God, Fernando.
I think you should worry about that more.
Yeah, no, I mean.
You should really focus on that.
You said a couple of baby mamas.
A couple of me's too, my friend.
Yeah.
You got four big mamas?
You're cool.
Yeah.
We need to be homies.
You're supposed to be on here right now.
Hold on the line.
Hold on the line, all right.
Four being mamas.
You think we get on four tickets to universities?
Four for four.
Four for men's off.
He would need five.
Yeah, he would.
He would.
He would pick the three he likes.
He'd pick the three he likes.
All right.
We're trying to help Santi.
Santi hit us up.
that's so crazy to hear your own story,
and it's not you, but it's like other folks are going through the same thing.
Yeah.
All right, Santi hit us up.
It seems like he cannot get it right with his girlfriend.
They've been together about to be a year.
Next Monday, one year anniversary.
And he's like, it should be good, but it's not.
It's ups and downs.
And because it's ups and downs, it's been tough on me.
I never get anything right.
I do the changes she asked for, and it just is not happening.
We're going to go to the beach for our one year.
Hopefully I get the beach right, the dry right, the GPS there,
everything.
I'm wondering if I should break up with her there.
I've never broken up with someone.
I do need that game.
I need the help.
Please, please, please.
Let me know what you guys think.
He doesn't want to text either.
That'd be insensitive.
That's not manly.
He feels like it's just kind of shying away from everything.
And not everybody's good at texting.
You know, I'm not saying?
Especially when you're in emotional and like those
breaking up with someone.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's get to the phone lines.
On the line, we have Gabby and Noho.
What's up Gabby?
Gabi.
Gavi gola Gabi.
Good morning.
Hi.
Gabby, talk to us.
What should our guy Santi do?
So I definitely, I agree with Fernando.
He should not go all the way to the beach.
I don't know where Santi lives, but you don't want to get stuck on a drive.
Hold on.
Fernando said Take her.
I think Fernando said take her to make it memorable so that she forgets.
I mean, so she never forgets you.
Okay, well, all I heard is part about the 45 minutes of the 4-5.
I'm like, don't do not get stuck in a 45-minute drive home after you broke up with somebody.
Real.
Maybe they meet there separately.
Start driving fast.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If he really doesn't want to do it over text, I also think no matter what he does,
he's going to be kind of in the wrong.
He's going to get blocked, like for Greg.
So I think that he needs to not be, if he doesn't want to text,
I mean, it is what is, right?
But I'd say meet up with her somewhere, like, I don't know,
have her meet him somewhere for donuts or something,
somewhere quick that you can get in and get out.
Oh, smart.
You don't need to spend an hour there.
And think about where you're parking.
You don't want to be in a little parking lot.
And, like, now you've got to get in the car.
And then, oh, no, you go first.
So you go first.
Just park around the corner.
Let's her parking in the parking lot.
Wow.
Go in anytime and leave.
She's an expert.
I like this, Gabby.
You have all the tips.
Yeah.
Are we breaking up with somebody or come in the crime?
Park around the block.
And you don't want surveillance to catch you.
So you got to make sure you come in an unmarked car.
And wear gloves.
Wear gloves.
So, I have a little.
Sorry, I haven't.
broken up with anybody in a really long time.
I've been married 15 years, but I've had
to have to fire a people, and that's what you
do.
Hold on.
You're giving him the firing
protocol. Wow.
So if my boss asked me to meet
at a public location,
definitely, you're going to get
fired. Do not go for donuts.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Don't go for donuts to Shabazz.
Wow.
Thank you. That's good. That's good.
That's good notes.
That is hilarious.
I like the park around the corner because that way you don't run into each other again.
That was crazy.
You leave walking the same way?
Yeah.
So meet there, make it a public spot in and out.
Like, hey, while we're waiting for our coffee.
Meet me at 7-Eleven.
Me up there real quick.
Sheesh.
All right, let's go to Luis in North Carolina.
Luis, we're talking to our homie, Santi.
Santi has a one-year anniversary coming up with his girlfriend.
but he thinks it's time to move on
and you know what it's good I guess to know around this time
because a year is a long time
to invest someone in your life
and it seems like he's given an effort
he's done the things she's asked of him
but he just never feels adequate
in her and their relationship
he always feels like I'm always wrong
how do I get this right?
And now it's time to go to the beach
for the anniversary he's thinking
maybe I should just break up with her
but I've never broken up with someone
I need your help.
Luis in North Carolina
come on and raise up
Goaulay.
Good morning, brown bag.
What's up, bro?
What's the deal?
What up?
So this one, I broke another people, but I'm addictive.
I'm evil, but this one is from my boss.
This is her advice.
Okay.
Because they're going to the beach,
uh-huh.
Obviously, get the beach ride, get a nice dinner, and get her like a little ring box,
but instead of a ring, be nice, bring the flywood that she wants and all that stuff,
but in the box, have a little note that says it's over.
That is terrible.
That is terrible.
Luis, what are you thinking right now?
I kind of like that. I kind of like that.
That boy is evil.
No, this is the not evil one.
He says I'm vindictive.
I'm evil.
This is something my...
So what were you thinking?
Yeah, I was about this evil light?
Yeah, I would have done it way worse.
Okay, like what?
My thing is, well,
I like, if he can't do anything right,
didn't, she said that,
like, she thinks that he's,
I'm talking to people on her,
but social media and stuff like that.
Oh, yeah.
She made him stop following people.
Okay.
So me, I would have done the thing where since she has issues with some of these people,
have one of those people be there at the restaurant, say it's over,
and then walk out with the person that she thinks that he's talking to or whatever.
That's a lot of coordination.
Yeah, that's too much.
You're so mean.
It's a lot of effort.
And look, he's probably people he's never met before.
He's just like some girls with hello followers.
And then she's like, stop following them, you know?
Luis.
That's crazy.
You want to make it memorable.
You want to hurt her feelings.
Well, yeah.
And it's his first breakup.
So why don't I make one that remembered?
Oh, my God.
You have a good day over there in North Carolina.
They make them crazy and over there in North Carolina.
Luis, are you a cancer?
I'm from L.A.
I'm from Compton.
I moved out here.
Luis, are you a cancer?
No, I'm an Ares.
War.
They love the war.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, I know Ari's, that's well.
Flip that Ari's laugh.
Like Chuckie and Joker at the same time.
Man, he's trying to be mean.
He could just get surf lessons and then send her off deep into the ocean and disappear.
That is a crime, actually.
That's a crime.
No, serve lessons.
She'll be with an instructor.
Okay, Luis from North Carolina.
There's your advice from Luis,anti.
He says to do what Eminem did to Kim.
Whoa.
No, don't do that.
Basically, that would have been memorable.
Yeah.
How big is your trunk?
The joke.
Victor, I just read it.
Yeah, it was big.
Victor.
He did.
Look at him.
Look at it.
Yeah, he really did.
All right.
Let's go to Stephanie in Boy Heights.
We're trying to figure out how to help our guysante break up for the first time.
What a girl that just never sees the good in him.
He cannot do anything right.
It's about to be their one-year anniversary.
They have a plan to go to the beach.
Should he do it there?
Should he do it in the text?
Should he do it in person?
He just doesn't really know how to go about doing the breakup,
especially throughout the whole relationship.
He's done things wrong.
Stephanie from Bo Heights.
My finger's all fat.
All right.
Let's go to...
Sorry, y'all.
Let's go to Cali and Lakewood.
Callie.
Callie.
What up, what up.
What are?
Talk to it, Carrie.
Y'all come with the big craziness in the morning
with this break.
makeup one besieu.
This is what I would do.
Since they anniversary on Monday, right, we're going to do Monday night football.
I'm going to invite all my friends, and I'm going to invite her friends, and it's going to be
a welcome back party.
And when she gets there, she's like, welcome back.
Welcome back.
You're single.
And then do your thing.
By the end of the night, she's going to see you getting drunk with your friends doing your
thing.
You're going to see her drunk with her friends doing her thing.
And if he did it right, they're going to break up.
But if he failed like he always fails, they're going to leave together.
So it's going to be one of those.
It's going to be what it's going to be by the end of the night.
No, that's not about strategy.
They're going to stay together on accident.
I don't think he wants to be mean for the breakup.
I don't think so either.
It doesn't sound like Santi's that type.
No, but he's not being mean.
He wants to hear, like, how do I let her dad, like, slowly.
I get what Callie's saying is because Santi does everything wrong.
Uh-huh.
So it's like setting yourself up for,
failure, which is actually success.
Yeah.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
Because if it fails,
he's leaving with her.
And they're going to stay together.
Yeah.
But he doesn't want to stay together.
But he doesn't know how to do anything right.
So they'll be together.
They'll be together.
They'll be together.
We're going to ask them.
So what happened?
Oh, yeah, we're still together.
She tricked me into staying with her.
So do a break.
up that you can fail at and if you fail then you stay together yes but if you succeed then
you're broken up exactly I'm like scrolling you're gonna be seeing your homies and your
homets do this on TikTok and it's actually really really fun so we're gonna join in on this
too what's going down Gregory it's the missy elli missy Elliott work it challenge you know
we've all wondered what she says after I put my thing down flipping and reverse it
and it sounds like this right here
It's been a thing down, flipping and reverse it.
It's your permit if it's why I had me at the number.
It's your permit if it's why I had me at the...
It's been years that everybody's always wondered.
No, we know.
No, a lot of people did it at first.
You said everybody's always always...
She just says the thing in reverse.
Yeah.
She literally puts it in reverse.
When I found that out in 2005, my mind was blown.
Honestly, yeah.
I remember in middle school?
They were like, bro.
I was like, what is she even saying?
And then I did the Google?
And I was like, oh, okay, she was doing that.
Do you believe we had internet back then, too?
That's dial-up, wasn't it?
Yeah.
Everybody had DSLs.
Wow.
You have DSL.
You had magazines too.
Magazines too?
Yeah.
But anyway.
It's hilarious.
People are doing their own versions of it now and seeing how close it can get to the original
song.
I'll show you guys mine as an example first.
Is it worth it?
Is it ever randomness lying yet?
I feel like I got pretty close.
Sounds demonic.
Yeah, yeah.
scared. Okay. So what's happening is
people are saying the first, because
the reversed part is literally
I put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it
in reverse. That's the whole
like, ah, right?
So people are now saying the
I put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it
and reversing themselves so they could fit the song.
So you could do this too. You could be Missy
Elliott. And just reverse your part. Okay. We want to do
Angie's part right now.
Come on. Is it worth it? Let me work it.
I put my thing down, I'll flip it and reverse it.
It's sure of me might have been able to
Let's go.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
Senorita Elliot right there.
I was like there's a spell on me now.
I know.
Yeah, I'm kind of scared.
I'm scared.
Let's do Maximus.
Come on.
Is it worth it?
Let me work it.
I put my thing down.
I'm flipping and reverse it.
Whoa.
Sounds like you cursed.
I didn't curse, guys.
Wow.
I feel like I want to go to church now.
Good.
I'll take you, bro.
Come on.
Big giving it a shot.
Come on.
Is it worth it?
I put my thing down, I'm flipping and reverse it.
Why do you sound like that?
That was a tone of voice that he chose to do.
For some reason, he tried to sound like a girl.
Yeah.
He tried to sound like a girl?
Purposely.
I don't know why, but he did.
It wasn't it good?
Oh, Vicky.
Let's hear one more time.
Come on.
Come on.
Is it worth it?
Let me work it.
I put my thing down.
I'm flipping and reverse it.
That's great.
I liked it.
I liked it.
It's entertaining.
You're entertaining, bro.
Yeah.
And let the, here's yours.
Come on.
Is it worth it?
Let me work it.
I put my thing down.
I'm flipping and reverse it.
It's your from where to find it.
That's scary.
That scared me.
I'm taking my headphones.
I know.
I don't like Jerry did.
It's like the time I heard that Led Zeppelin song in reverse.
What?
Is it from where to find it.
Number.
That's scary.
No.
No.
That's not.
I'm scared.
I'm scared. I don't like it.
Let me, I'm scared.
I think the most accurate one is Angie's.
No, even mine is scary.
I don't want to hear it.
You don't like yours?
It's your of me.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Not acapella.
Yeah.
Give me the creed.
Yeah.
I like it.
It's cool.
Of course you do.
You're a demon.
Yeah.
It's true.
It's true.
It's true.
Can you have the original version?
The original version of us speaking regular?
Yeah.
Without getting it.
Flip and reverse.
It's okay if you don't.
I don't.
I don't know why you're like me.
Anyway, yeah, yeah.
If you want to have fun, record yourself saying it's your, no, it's saying I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it.
And then actually reverse it.
And you'll hear.
It's your remit up.
Oh, but if we were to say it's your information from Flannian, then it would say, look to reverse it.
Oh.
Oh.
No, try it.
New challenge.
New challenge.
We flip.
It's your friend.
It's your friend yet.
Come up.
And it should be, I put my thing now.
That's a little bit of a birthday.
Ooh, I see what you did there.
I see what you did there.
And we have tickets to go to Universal Studios Hollywood to enjoy Halloween
Huron nights.
Yes, coming up.
I like that.
It's four tickets so that you can double date.
Cute, cute, cute.
Yeah, very nice, very nice.
See which one of your man's the more loser?
The pizza.
The girls are going to scream.
Which one of you is going to scream with us?
This is Vicki.
That's crazy.
For sure.
I don't scream.
I'm actually very brave at mazes.
Oh, that maze is so cute.
You guys have seen me.
If the maze told you to stop playing video games, you wouldn't listen, huh?
No.
Yeah.
But that sounds scary.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Vic yells back, though, which is not okay.
You yell back.
He's more likely to get kicked out of a maze because you're not supposed to, like, yell.
You're not supposed to scare back to the scarers.
I like to show him who the real monster is.
You?
Maximo won't even go in the maze.
Yeah, dude.
No, he doesn't.
No, you don't.
He hides behind Jose.
We have four.
That's crazy.
I'm usually the last one.
That way I know how the setup is.
Oh, I'm the first one.
Front line with it.
Front line with it.
Front line.
Yeah.
I'll tell you where he's at.
He's on the left, left, left, left.
Check your 12.
Check your 12.
You're the first to go, buddy.
9 o'clock, 9 o'clock.
Hey, what about you, Greg?
Do you?
Oh, yeah, I run.
I'm terrified of that stuff.
But it's fun.
still, but I'm terrified of it.
We want to send you there.
We want to send you to get frying and her.
Get some memories in, man, at Universal Studios, Hollywood for the Halloween Horror Nights.
You got to earn these tickets, though, my friend.
And the way that you're going to earn it is we're going to play a piece of a scary movie.
Super simple, super easy, super cinchy.
And you just tell us which movie it is.
And boom, you get these tickets.
Jessica, Jessica, and Roland Heights.
Rolling.
What's up, Jessica?
Hello.
Hello.
Hi, Jessica.
Hi, you ready to play?
Yeah.
All right.
I'm going to play a clip from a scary movie.
You're going to tell me which scary movie it's from, okay?
Okay.
All right.
Greg says you only have five seconds because we're not trying to have you Google or Shazam or any of that, okay?
All right.
All right.
All right.
Live or die.
Made your choice.
Five, four, three, two, one.
See.
Look at you.
Yes.
That was a surprise.
That makes you see that movie in years.
You haven't seen it in years?
You haven't saw it?
Congratulations.
You're going to go and enjoy Universal Studios Hollywood, okay?
All right, it could be the next it couple happening right under our noses.
Drake and Kim Kardashian.
What?
Yep, and there's proof to back that.
We're going to get into it in a second with Angelica.
But first, let's do the guest of celebrity, Angie.
That one's always fun.
Yeah, keep in mind it's the start of Hispanic Heritage Months today.
So that's your one clue.
All right.
I was working full time at the airport.
There was somebody always undercover in customs.
And they got to know me and they thought, you know what?
You would be great as a spy.
They said, we would like to invite you to join the CIA.
Hmm.
What?
The CIA.
Icon is also a CIA agent.
Could be.
I'll keep going.
Oh, yeah, there's part too.
So I go home and I'll go home.
And I'm so excited.
I'm thinking, I want to do this.
This is so great.
And my mom, like, the drama immediately started.
So I didn't do it, supposedly.
You really don't know if I joined, do you?
I have the perfect cover.
She has a perfect cover up.
I know that voice.
Oh.
Oh, I know this is.
Who?
Say it.
Betty White.
You're so stupid.
What?
No?
No.
It's Hispanic Heritage.
Yeah, that was your clue.
Betty Brown.
Catherine Zita Jones.
No.
Is she from Fatsy.
Fast and Furious.
No.
No.
You think it's Letti?
No.
The one that plays the CIA agent, Too Fast and Furious.
Oh, I don't know.
Tiva Mendez.
Yes.
Oh, no.
No.
I know this voice.
Ask your mom.
Everyone, ask your moms.
Your mother knows.
Yeah, your mom, si, who was.
Maria.
Something like my Tia, Lupe.
No.
That's my mom.
I don't know.
Play one more time.
What?
Angie, to me, I hear the, the, the voice.
Me too.
Me, too.
The voice, and I'm like, oh, yeah.
One more time.
One more time.
One more time.
Two more time.
Oh, I was like, is I thinking.
I was working full time at the airport.
There was somebody always undercover in customs.
And they got to know me and they thought, you know what?
You would be great as a spy.
Yeah.
Okay.
Christina.
Almost, almost.
Laura.
No.
No.
No.
Dang, you guys are not going to guess this one.
Okay.
You're not going to get it.
You're not going to get it.
It's Gloria Estefan.
Oh.
Yeah.
Gloria Stefan.
Okay.
Okay.
It's time.
We don't know if she's really easy.
Do you guys know who at Gloria Stefan?
I know the songs.
I don't know how she speaks.
What song do you know?
The one.
That's what?
I'm right.
Tiburon, Tibero.
Right?
No, I'm confused.
Conga.
Yeah, that's the one I'm singing.
Yeah, but to find out she's, maybe she's a.
Maybe she's a CIA agent?
That's crazy.
And it makes sense that's why she's like,
I have the perfect cover up.
It makes me question all the Tia.
What is Gloria Stephan doing as a CIA agent?
Senora Gloria.
I know.
Is she like in Florida or in Miami?
Yeah.
She's the owner of the dolphins,
a part owner of the dolphins.
Oh, is she?
Well, I say that.
I did not know that one.
Gamba!
Is she Cuban?
Yes, she is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They were.
Oh, my, my,
oh.
Oh, my, my.
Oh.
They were.
own everything.
Yeah, no.
Yeah.
She'll fire on $1.60.
She might.
But, hey, her being a CIA agent is pretty trippy.
That is wild.
And it makes me also question people that work at the airport, because I guess if you do a
really good job, then they're going to ask you to be a CIA agent.
I was working full time at the airport.
There was somebody always undercover in customs.
And they got to know me, and they thought, you know what?
You would be great as a spy.
How would you get to know someone in customs enough to be the?
like that should be the next CIA agent.
I don't know.
Does she tell you about some undercover ring?
Like, is she able to like see like, oh no, they're smuggling.
Like I could see, because it's custom.
So they.
Oh, she's in Florida.
That's an international airport in Miami.
And she's just like really good.
And she's Cuban.
You know what I'm saying?
There was some like.
Feelers out.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know.
She knew who had the stuff.
She's just acting most of the time.
She's a singer.
She's a singer, bro.
But she was saying actually that when she was working at the airport,
she was translating like Spanish, English, and French.
Okay, nice.
But then I'm like, okay, but what is that has to do with the...
Bam-Bam-Bam-Bam-Bam-Bam-Bam-Bam-Bam-Bam-Bah.
Every so often you do stuff and you're just so wholesome.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
No, it's really funny.
When I can't give my guy a cup of it?
Yeah.
Like being here witnessing this?
Bam-param-pam-pam-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum.
Like, it's so cute.
Look at this little guy.
You get me?
There's like an accessory
Street.
Yeah.
Shout to
Gloria Stephan
the CIA agent.
Go tell your mom.
Go tell your mom.
See she's going to trip out.
Angie, what else is going down?
Kim Kardashian, Drizy Drake.
They might be smashing and we all
didn't notice because
Kim Kardashian actually posted like a little
photo dump of her like recap in Italy
and a lot of people started
noticing the pillars that
one of the pictures she's standing in front of
are pillars, which is the same pillars where Drake was staying at.
Oh.
Okay, so they both recently took trips to Italy.
Yeah.
They either post each other.
They did it.
They're posting different, like, different photos.
And you could tell she's on some type of balcony situation.
And the same type of balcony is in Drake's photos.
So they're like, oh, yeah, they were at the same place.
They're just not posting each other.
Same mansion, same place.
What if they split it?
Because it's expensive.
It's super expensive.
Yeah, but they would have to be with each other to split it, no?
As homies, maybe?
And if they were as homies, would they keep a secret?
No.
No.
Especially with how petty the beef between Drake and Kanye is.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Sorry, was there no event or anything happening that week that made it, maybe they were at the same hotel?
I honestly thought I'm like, I wonder if it was like some type of fashion week or whatever.
But you know, Drake don't be no no fashion.
That's true.
No one buys.
No, for real.
You don't be at no fashion weeks.
He's never up there.
And then fashion week is actually in Paris, not in Italy.
This was in Italy at a lake home.
somewhat like a luxurious getaway
mansion that he was in and
Kemp Kardashian was in there. He didn't
clearly. He didn't post the
place posted thank you Drake for coming
Yeah they gave him like so they kind of ratted him out
Yeah and then Kim had posted and then
it's the same type of background. But that's not
unlike it all. The rumors go back to when
in my feelings dropped and this dropped.
Kiki
Do you love me? Are you riding?
Say you never ever leave from beside me?
I didn't know her nickname was Kiki but according
to Kanya, yes it is.
The fact that
it's people making rumors or thinking that you my wife and you're not saying nothing and you
caring it like that don't sit well with my spirit so when you're like oh i don't know where it come
from you're too smart for that bro you know what that come from don't make no record with nothing that
could be confused yeah because of the kiki part yeah you know that's what we call kim and then you're
letting people make rumors that you guys are sleeping together and you're not saying no so you know what
that does you're gassing that up one you're neither confirming nor denying so you're letting it be
A story.
Don't celebrities all stay in the same areas?
Like, you get me?
Like, they all learn, like, hey, this is a nice house to stay at, so I'm going to stay at it after.
Oh, I don't, I think that's a very true thing, but it was the same time.
Yeah.
Same exact time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Unless.
You're not going in an Airbnb and be like, like, you can tell your homies, go to this Airbnb.
But if you guys are dead at the same time, it's a little bit different.
You might be there together.
Yeah.
Unless it was, like, highly doubt it.
But it's like, if one was going and the other was coming.
But it's like, they're also.
like they know each other
to where it's like
you know they would be like
probably want to coordinate
you know what I'm saying?
Yeah I would say they're together
I would think so especially
that they might be dating
because like Kim has been changing
up her style now she's dressing more
goth with the big old
with the big old cross chains
Oh yeah the chrome hearts
Yeah
silver chrome hearts all in black
All in black all of that
Especially because Drake was saying
Like his dream girl is what
Tweeted out like goth
kind of like tatted all over
That's your type
Yeah. I really feel like my destiny is to end up with like a goss fatty with just low cups. Also funny.
Oh, God.
He may be just describing Kim, but he just added the tattoos.
Yeah, like, what's the coincidence that he talked about how his type is a goth girl, which everyone was like, dude, that's really like out there.
And then Kim is now posting gothic type of photos.
And if you really think about it, her sister that's married to Travis.
Oh, yeah.
She started dressing a little more goth, a little more like punk rock.
because of her husband.
Don't say anything.
Her sister, what's her name?
Courtney.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, wow.
Maximo.
You do keep up with the Cartagian.
So is this the thing?
Is this proof enough that Drake and Kim Kardashian are dating?
There's always been rumors in the past.
Clearly, he knows how to get on her ex-husband's last nerve.
And now they were recently pictured in the same mansion.
The mansion actually said, like, thank you, Drake for staying.
And then she posted photos that could.
It looks at the same structure.
Unless they're all built the same.
Unless it's like town homes and they're all the same type of vibe, right?
It just looks too similar.
Plus he's saying like, hey, I like goth girls now.
And she's totally decked out, dressed up as a goth girl.
Doing goth photos shoes.
The only reason why I am going to believe it is because she hasn't denied it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know.
Hasn't shut it down at all.
And been like, no, what the heck?
Like, we were there at different times.
You know what I'm saying?
True, true.
He's my friend.
Yeah.
Well, maybe we'll see it in like the next season.
Yeah, true.
This is for TV promo or something.
That might be where they announce if they were together.
Maybe this is their soft launch.
Soft launch.
And if they were to announce it, be the, like, okay, think about it.
You will be fit with Kanye and now you are a stepdad to his kids.
Oh, that would hurt Kanye.
It's a dub.
That's pretty crazy.
Just throwing it out there.
If it happens, if not, reported it alleged.
all of this.
Okay,
we're just,
Matt,
we're just telling you
what the people
are saying on the internet.
Yep.
And there's a lot
to talk about
what's going down,
Vick.
Look,
Drake's music
keeps getting leaked
and it's getting
out of a control.
Okay.
All right?
Because a song
just leaked of him
dissing
NBA player
and former friend
Damar de Rosen.
Let's get into that one
next.
When you was a part
of the team,
we used to be
planning our Mexico
dripping a spring.
We must have been
dealing in spur of a moment
because why
do we think you could
get us a ring.
You beg in my
how you my home.
So he's dissing him
home
Cody we'd throw him away
Okay,
I'm trying next thing we knew
We were going to
For a race
So he's dissing
I'm saying that
They used to plan trips
To Mexico in the spring
Yeah
The spring is the time
Where they're supposed to be
In the playoffs
Trying to win a ring
So he said
I don't know why I was
expecting you to win a ring
When we're planning
trips to Mexico in the spring
Like you ain't got it in you
Yeah
I'm assuming
Demar de Rosen
famously on Kendrick Lamar's music videos
It was after the battle between Drake and Kendrick.
Also, Kendrick is like, yeah, like you guys didn't deserve him.
Yeah.
Like, y'all didn't deserve him when he played one of the Raptors, I'm assuming.
With the Raptors, yeah.
And I'm glad he's back home.
He's with us.
And DeMarre having been a friend of Drake seemingly picking aside by also being homies with Kendrick, that really irked Drake.
And then he's throwing the real big jab at the end where he's saying, because why did I think you could get us a ring?
And that's like a play on words on Kawhi.
who got the Toronto Raptors
ring
Exactly
So once we got them
We started throwing parades
You know
So they won that ring
That they were trying to win
So you know
It's like
Who knows if he actually
Wanted that out
Because the leakers put that out
And then now everybody's like
Oh my gosh
Like wait
What did he say
That might have been something
That he's like
I'm gonna put this down
But I don't know if I want to release
It's kind of mean
It's kind of this
It's kind of that
But also I'm sure
This is not the way
He wanted to release it
In the first place
Yeah
It's like a couple of kids
Right
Yeah so he's been
you know, like essentially kind of like leaking his own album, like doing his own stream and stuff
like that, like putting songs out, getting feelers of stuff. And then after that, he'll drop it on
DSPs a few days later. Yeah. But these new punk kids are dropping his music without his permission
and he's super mad about it. He even asked his homie another streamer Aidan Ross and this is what he said.
Guys, you got to get Drake pissed.
You got to get him more pissed.
We're dropping the whole album on stream.
You all want the Drake unreleased.
Come to Bagwork Boys live stream on Pump Fun.
So that's the, those are the kids?
Those are the streamers.
Yeah, they're on this platform called Pump Fun.
And he said, if you want to listen, their name is Bagwork.
And he's like, if you guys want to listen to more, we're dropping the whole album.
We have to get Drake pissed.
We have to get Drake pissed.
And that's their whole thing.
Everybody go follow us on stream.
We're going to drop more of the album.
That's dumb, though, because Aidan Ross has had Drake on his stream before.
And they're like friends and stuff like that.
No, Aiden Ross isn't doing the one leaking.
Aidan Ross is the one who he asked for help.
He said, do you know who they are?
He had no idea who they were.
No, I just asked you who they are.
So he was super upset.
He's like, bro, who are they?
He said, I don't know who they are.
And then Aiden is like, bro, is this part of your rollout?
Like, are you, like, messing with me?
And then he's like, no, bro, I don't know who they are at all.
So he's asking Aidan Ross, and Aiden Ross is saying that he doesn't know.
who they are.
Yeah.
And then Dr.
And then Aiden Ross is like,
do you know who they are?
He thinks he's being played.
Yeah.
Like he's part of the role.
Like he's like,
no,
I genuinely don't know who these kids are.
I feel like we're being played.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I feel like, well,
hmm.
Eden Ross is a troll like that.
Less about Eden.
I couldn't care less about that full.
About Drake.
It's similar to like,
yeah,
oh, you,
all the info that you said about me,
I put it out there.
Oh, like that.
If these leaks don't go well for him.
Yep.
Oh, I don't know who it is.
Yeah.
If they go well for him, ha, we fed you that.
Like, we send it to you.
So depending, I guess, on the outcome or the reaction.
And people are tripping that he went at Demar like this, right?
It could be something that he wants to suck.
Whether he decides to drop it or not is stuff that's his to release to the world.
Leakers find out ways to do it.
I wouldn't be so dumb as to be public about leaking this thing.
Because if I'm Drake, someone that loves suing people, boom, you just gave me who to go after, right?
Forget.
Like, and that's just admitting to it.
We just saw another fool that was leaking stuff and he got like hella years in prison.
No, he got that and he had to pay hell of fines.
Like, why would you set, in 2025, why would you set yourself up to do that?
Unless you didn't, unless it's a ploy, unless it's like.
Yeah, that's what I'm feeling.
I feel like it's a-to-get people talking.
It's a play.
He's also in this world.
So I wouldn't even be surprised if he's signing streamers himself.
Right.
Like, because nobody, I mean, at least not me.
Streamers.
Streamers.
You're talking about streamers.
Okay.
So, I mean, this is my perspective.
I don't know who the other guy bag.
Bag work.
It's like a group of kids.
Yeah.
So it's like, I mean, if he's in this space, I wouldn't be surprised if he's signing streamers and he's using this as a platform to build them up and then get his music off.
I'm annoyed already.
Shouldn't you not need to do that if you're Drake?
Yeah.
You do not need.
Yeah.
You do not need to do this.
No, yeah.
You can just put out music and people will listen to it.
They'll love it.
going like backdoor back door because it's like you could send it to aiden and be like bro i just
got this song that's leaked and play it that way but it's like now you're going to like some
streamers that nobody knows about at all and like leaking it through there that's a perfect way
because you're like how these kids have the music how what the hell it's a crime
for the kids to have the music yeah yeah yeah yeah so it's not how do these kids that's music it's
hey lock them up please yeah and they're all showing their face they're all it's me
It's just unnecessary.
And I guess that's the audience he wants for this album.
You know, you look at someone like Cardi B.
Cardi B is literally doing like really, really good marketing.
She is.
And by doing one, her meet and greets, also going out and being like,
oh yeah, I'm going to sell on the side of the road or like I'm going to sell it,
like when you're getting onto the trains or like on the sidewalk type of thing.
And I guess she's trying to, like they're both trying to go viral in some way, shape,
or form.
It's hitting for one and not so much for the other one.
And I would hope that someone on Drake's team can just do a better job of like that management of the PR unless you do want the streaming kids.
That's what your audience is.
I guess so.
I mean, I personally think the Iceman like episodes and the streams that he does are well done.
Yeah.
You know, they look good.
They sound good and stuff like that.
To do this extra stuff is like, you know, you're doing too much.
If he's behind it.
Yeah.
If he's doing.
But also like just I guess the way that he goes back in Fort Wayne.
No, I just asked you who they are.
What the fuck?
Like it just feels.
It feels acting.
Yeah.
Do that in private.
However, like, I guess, like, this is, when I was first seeing Jake Paul pop on the scene
and his vlogs and, like, it's every day, bro, it's a song that he had with his homies,
they would come up with different narratives that would allow for you to keep watching video.
So he would be with his brother.
Like, he would break up, like, him and a girl would go through a breakup.
Like, but they're, it's like intentional drama.
It's not actual drama.
Like clickbait.
Kind of.
No, because you go on, I don't know, it's just, it's drama, they come drama channels or like setting up narratives and stuff.
And you'll see that more and more like even podcasts do it.
And I'm like, I couldn't.
Like, I don't think you would need to.
I don't need to fake a drama with someone just to get more views.
And if that means I don't get in that many views, I guess wouldn't you rather that it just be like authentic?
So you're losing this thing, but I guess it'll get people to talk to click.
Yeah.
I mean, at a certain point, it goes from like something that's completely real to just entertainment, you know?
All right.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
That's what's going.
That's the latest on Drake and Aiden and the whole online shenanigans.
All right.
Happy start of Hispanic Heritage Month.
It starts in the middle of the month.
It starts in the middle of the next month.
I don't know.
I didn't make these rules.
But that should mean it's Independence Day, no?
Tomorrow.
Yeah, tomorrow.
No, for.
Mexico?
No, not for Mexico.
Mexicans aren't the only ones that exist in Jolico.
Oh, I'm thinking.
For half of us,
Mr. over here?
September 15th.
Yeah.
It should be for Central America and all of that.
So happy Independence Day.
Oh, wow.
Right, Maximo?
Are you checking your phone?
Are you texting your girl?
No, I'm checking.
Okay.
You should know this in your bones,
in your Mayan roots.
That's right.
I think it's El Salvador, Guatemala.
It's 15.
Yeah, today.
Yeah, today.
Central America.
Wow.
Kind of like what I said.
There you go.
There you go.
Congratulations.
Happy start of Hispanic Heritage Month.
Happy Independence Day to everybody celebrating today.
Tomorrow will be from Mexico as well.
And for Hispanic Heritage Month, we want to give a fool their flowers.
Okay.
Which fool are we giving flowers to today, Vic?
Ray Mysterio Jr.
All right.
Legend.
You guys, he made his, Ray Mysterio Jr.
made his pro debut at 14 years old in a wrestling ring outside of a church in Tijuana.
Oh.
That's how he got his start as a pro wrestler, right?
He's also one half of Latino Heat with Eddie Guerrero, R-I-P.
All right.
He actually released a rap song in the 90s with his crew, The Filthy Animals.
What?
He's a fat-foot-tall, and he's 50 years old.
No, bro, he's less than Phi Foto.
Shout out Eddie Guerrero.
Shout out, Ruby Stereo.
But we met in Vegas because we're at the Fike and L.
Croft parade, and we're at the Netflix radio room, which, by the way,
Shout out on Netflix.
Big of my archive, Ross, man.
Char Ross.
But they brought him Ring Mysterio by, and he's shorter than I am.
I am 4.11 and a half dog.
Yeah.
He's pretty short.
He's shorter than I am.
He's listed online as 5'6.
Yeah.
You're a liar.
No, I swear.
And now that I've met him, I was like, I'll give him five feet.
No, bro.
But he probably is a little shorter.
I'm 4.
I'm not even 5 feet.
He's shorter than I am.
You weren't wearing, like, big shoes or nothing?
Oh, who are wearing shoes?
Wow.
Yeah, I was wearing...
I am corrected.
He is 411.
He might be 4.
I don't know.
I don't know.
He's not that short.
You guys.
I was taller than him.
I didn't have any heels on.
I thought you had heels on.
No.
No, he's not that short.
Like, that's short.
I'm going to be shorter than you.
I'm going to give him five out of respect.
I'm going to give him like.
Then give me five out of respect too.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Five foot giant.
Okay.
Yeah.
Big Up right Mysterio, man.
All the things that he's done, especially within like the Lucha Libre and stuff.
And bringing that to the mainstream in the WWE.
I'm sure he was not the first and will not be the last.
but a lot of what he's done has put the stamp on, like, what that bring, what the Lucha Libre scene has done and brought that to the table.
To the U.S.
Yeah, absolutely.
He's the most famous Luchador in U.S. history.
Was he, like, also the shortest, like, champion in W.W.S.
He was a world champion 26 times.
Short king.
Wow.
Exactly.
The real short king.
And his son, who's way taller than him for some reason.
Dominic.
Yeah, Dominic.
He's held over four championships.
So to combine, they have 30 world championships in their family.
Time.
Dom you still got to earn this recognition.
We're talking about your dad.
Ray.
Ray Mysterio.
All right.
Plus the mask too.
We've seen him with different masks.
He had a Louis Vuitton mask before.
When we did get to sit down with him and talk to him at the Netflix radio role, we talked about just Lucha Libre, Luchadores, the mask specifically.
And that legacy, what that legacy means, that strong legacy with the mask.
Here's what our guy, Rehistorio had to say about all that.
Check this out.
The mask is, like you said, it's very powerful.
It's a lineage.
It's a symbol of what we do in the ring.
The pride that we carry,
not because of me,
but because of my ancestors,
my uncle,
the ones who came before my uncle.
In the 50s,
that's when we had the Santo,
Blue Demon come out and do the movies.
In the 90s,
the new generation were coming out.
El Irodei'Lenio,
and that's where we carry this mask
to represent our culture,
what we love,
and all the rasa.
That's all the rasa.
That's so,
That's a lot of charity.
Fool right there.
Big up to Ray Mysterio.
He definitely deserves his flowers.
And if you have someone, you want us to honor during a give a folder flowers all month long, all 15 to 15.
September 15, October 15, you get it.
It's a month.
Hit us up.
Brown Bag Morning's 106 on Instagram.
Let us know.
Dude, it could be someone that you look up to.
It could be a teacher.
It could be your mom.
It could be your Tio.
It could be anybody.
Your sister for showing you how to tie your shoes.
all of that, all right?
Yeah, she's a cool.
Let us know, Brown Bank Mornings 106 on Instagram
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