Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 561 Baby Daddy Benched… His Homie’s the Starter 🏆 | Brown Bag Mornings (09/19/25)

Episode Date: September 19, 2025

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Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown back, the better. Come on. LA's number one for hip-hipo Buenos Dias. Good morning to you. We made it to Friday, my friends, September 19. Friday, September 19.

We got Greg in here, Angelica in here. Maximo, Vic and myself, I'm Lettie. Hey, and this show, we got some goodies for you, okay? Not goodies. My goodies. My goodies. My coffee's kicking in. Yeah.

You sound like there was this guy of this guy, this rapper Cameron, and Dame Dash, exec, music exec, homie of Jayzee, called him Suss because he sings the girl part of Snoop, what's my name from Snoop Dog? Because Snoop said, what's my name? And then Cameron. That part? Yeah.

And you were just singing the goodies part. What's wrong with Chris? I don't know. According to Dame Dash, he said it was Paul. For singing the girl parts. That's a classic part. I don't know. What other girl parts do you sing?

Do you see the girl parts in Put It on Me by Jiro? Yeah, he does. My boo. No. You sing Alicia Keys part? Yeah, of course. What about my neck, my back? No, no, you ain't got to say too much.

You seen the girl part? You seen the girl? My boo. He's amazing. He had my pictures. I'm my little Greg. All right. We got some goodies for you.

we have tickets to go to Universal Studios, Hollywood, to enjoy Halloween horror nights. If that's your thing, we got those tickets for you, okay? That coming up at 7 a.m. and 8 a.m. this morning enter a world of relentless terror. Select nights now to November 2nd. More info of Power 106.com, but I'm telling you right now, we got those tickets this morning. We also are giving away another pair of the incredibly rare and still not out yet. Jordan Retro Trees El Vuelo. Okay, it's inspired by the vibrant spirit of Lucha Libre. wrestling, sporting a bold red, white, and green color way that really pops. We had them in here yesterday, super tight.

They're cool. The texture, because they have them like a Luchador mask. Yeah. Even the box, though. Oh, yeah. It's really tight. It's like a cream white hat, like off white. It's nice.

I like it. Yeah. Maximo brought them in, and I'm like, where did you get them? Yeah, I had to go return them. Yeah, right. It was insane to go through all the security process. Yeah, the shoe is like on lockdown. So I'm like, how do we have it in here?

What's going down? But we have it to give away coming up at 7 a.m. You just play a fun little game of C-Sat Erno Saba with us. Okay, when we tell you to call in coming up at 7, that's when you call so you can win these tickets, all right? Who's taking over for Concretto this morning? Greg C with the Breeze. Come on now.

Greg, see you with the Breeze, that's what you're going with as you're in. Terrible. It's a good name. They had to help them. Is it like C. Breezy? Is that what you're trying to do? Because it's breezy outside. It was like tropical.

You know, because. Because if you're Greg C, I would have done something with the C, like S-E-A, like C. Like, C. Oh, you could do. Greg Cigel. Greg Cigel. Greg Cigel. Greg Cigel.

All right, Greg. Let's get to it. Let's get to it. And now, the weather. Hell the dog. With concrete storm. What's up, y'all. This is Greg Cee with a breeze covering for the perrito concrete storms.

Yeah. Why does your voice turn love? That's how he talks. He's talking here. You should have been Greg condensation. Oh, because that's your last name. That's great. Or condensed milk.

Anyways, we're starting off with the city of Brea, where the weather looks like a white girl saying, hey, y'all. Your high is 78 degrees a day. The city of Lincoln Heights, where your weather's going to have you crawling in your skin. That's a Lincoln Park reference, if you didn't know. But Lincoln Park and Lincoln Heights is very different. But it's Lincoln still. So you know, just thinking. Your low today is...

I think it's so different to my way. It's Lincoln Park, right. Leave it alone. Your low today is 77. That's like, well, the highest, but it's also low. What? Because 77's pretty low. It's going to be pretty cold.

You mean it's going to be cool. No, that's cold. 77 is really cold. It's a refresh. 77 is not really cold. It's not. 77 is, you're wearing a sweater and you're complaining how cold it is. But anyways, the city of Hawthorne,

where you're going to tell your baby mama, that's not yours. Your heart is, your high is 79 today and the city of Hollywood, or the freaks come out at night, and it turns into pottywood. Your high is 81 degrees. Do you guys want to, like, a scary fact about Hollywood? The creepiest is really angry. Studies of obituaries have shown that famous actors and athletes tend to die at a younger age by freak accidents in Hollywood than any other profession. So if you're thinking about being famous in Hollywood, you might want to think twice. Oh, my God.

By a freak accident. Okay, run through the leather. Run through the leather. The city of Brea, your high is 78. Lincoln Heights, 77, Hawthorne, 79, and Hollywood. 81. It might be the last time feeling 18. It's not whispering.

It's hard to hear you. I can not hear you. They could hear me. There you go. Thanks, Greg. Thanks, Greg. Thank you so much, Greg. And that's Gregsy with a breeze covering concrete storms.

All right. Weather, weather, every morning at 6.30 here on Friday morning. Just before we go into money moves, I just would like to tell the great meteorologist of our time. We're trying to best. We're trying to best with Greg Condensation, with Mansoon Mac, with Big. And with, what is his name? What is concrete go? Concrete storm?

Yeah, concrete storm. Yesterday I was watching, because there's like a thunderstorm. None of you mentioned the thunderstorm. It doesn't show the weather. Like there was like a thunderstone advisory from yesterday to today and all of that, right? Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, why is that never included? And I've tried.

I've tried to be like, hey, talk about all this. There's this thing going on or talk about. And they're like, no, we'd rather do our jokes about how in Anaheim, you can get a hyna that, I don't know, that buys you time. I don't know. Something like that. Yeah. Okay. Love you, love.

But Mark Criskey did his newscast yesterday and I was like, oh, he's so cute. Can you play it? Yeah. That's my friend. pitter pattern and then some pitty pitty pop poppatter He showed a copy of This is meteorology, okay? He's talking about how the rain pattern

is going to be a different pattern It's going to sound like Pitter pattern And then some pitty pitty pop pop pattern That's the way he describes this Think you guys think Scientific That's what I need to hear my weather report

I'm going to call Mark after the show and get some pointers There you go Because he was saying how, like, the normal patter is Peter Patterer. But the new pattern is Peter Pippa Piper Patter. Peter Picked the Piper Pitter's. Pitter Patter and then some Pity Pity Poboblo. D. Which one, the rain hit yesterday.

I'm like, this is an unusual pattern. And now I know. Pitter pattern. And then some pitty, pitty, p p p pitty pop pop pattern. That was the pattern that we had yesterday. Pity pitty pitty pitty. We made one of these Instagram DJs to turn this into a song. Pity pittipid pittipit pittipipipipipipip.

Better. Better. Better. Better. Oh, yeah. So I thought that was cute. Shout out of my Kirstie. That's what gets you going?

Yeah. What? Whoa. Oh, yes. No, the answer is yes. Keep it there and the answer is yes. Not missing in Lincoln Park? No, because Lincoln Park has nothing to do with Lincoln Heights.

It's spelled differently. It's, but they probably like, like, rizzed it up the spelling. But it's still not from here. And there's a lot of Lincoln Heights and Lincoln parks because we had a president named Abraham Lincoln. Yeah. On a save. I'm also upset. He didn't do.

Heather Heights for Huffler. That's really, yeah. Pitter pattern. Then some pitty, pitty pop pattern. That's simple. Very catchy. Duh. Duh.

Lurring. That's a legend right there. All right. Money moves. Oh, I make money moves. A, big up to. Cardi B, by the way, dropped a new album.

Am I the drama? Yes. We're going to talk about it and recap it later on in the show. But first, y'all, should I tell you guys about the Halloween stuff

or should I tell you guys about the ice stuff? Kind of goes hand and her, not going to lie. Oh, unfortunately. Halloween. Halloween. Let's go Halloween. I was going for the sad news first.

No, you're all sad and then you get happy after. Have you ever watched a scary movie and then you watch a cute little movie after? Yeah, yeah. You watch like Chuckie and then like sing a long song. You got to settle your brain after. Right, right. Balance. Well, I don't know.

We're just going to go towards the Halloween one because I heard Vic first. All right. So you know how there's always like the trendy thing of the season? Halloween is here. Last year was Lewis the Gull. was in Target. It was this tall pumpkin guy that had... No, Lewis.

Lewis, bro. You want to shake on it? My name is Steve. My name is Lois. Bro, why don't you just listen to me? Pumpkin head. Yes, it was a pumpkin head. Lewis the ghoul.

But this time around, it is a bucket. A bucket from Home Depot. What do you mean? Yeah, what kind of bucket? So they have dressed up their orange buckets. You know, you get like a one-liter bucket or like a, Yeah, the one. Like a bucket.

Like if you need to go paint. Yeah. And you know, sometimes they're orange. Someone's like, hey, let's dress them up Halloween style. And they're going viral for how much people want this bucket. But it's still Home Depot. It's a $3 bucket, first of all. Yeah.

They're selling them for $40 now on resell. You know how Trader Joe's had the little bag? Yeah. And now they went super crazy. Mm-hmm. Now it's the bucket at Home Depot. Oh, that's so weird. For Halloween.

It's the pain bucket, right? Yes. Yes, it's the paint bucket, but it's all orange. Are they using the same size? Yes. Okay, so you're encouraging kids to start taking the whole basket when they were already doing that of candy. You leave outside. True.

Or, because now a lot of times the cute buckets are little. Or like, it's smart. And I'm like, all right, we're just going to go to two houses and come back. Or two houses, then I have to carry a big bag so you can dump it in there while you go to the next. And then it's that. I'm assuming the bucket part is cool. It still irks me that it's on Depot because, you know, We're not homies anymore because the whole ice situation.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. They do not cost $40. They're not worth $40. I used to bathe in those in the little buckets as a kid. Yeah. That's why.

That was my summer pool. I'm sure they were a dollar. Yeah. They still are. They're $3. They're not the full. They're kind of, it's said it's two gallon orange bucket. God.

Okay. That has illustrations of Jackal Lanner's bats, go spiders and spider webs. It's about three bucks. $2.98, okay? Okay. It's about $3, but yes, it is reselling. So I don't know if you want to flip it into like a side gig. I don't know, Maximu, you think.

Yeah, I was right thinking I could stencil it by a $2 sticker somewhere and then customize your own. It looks like $7. It looks like little stickers they just got. Yeah. Oh, man. I'm selling buckets for $20. Oh, gosh.

I think that will make me feel better. All right. Especially since his Home Depot and their homies with ice. Speaking of ice. You know they got like a bigger budget. Like they got they okayed for like this huge budget excuse me for ice and the way that they're spending it. They just spent $78,000 on a robot that's capable of opening doors, climbing stairs and firing off smoke bombs during house rates. Brough.

I'm serious. That's insane. A robot ice agent. What? Mm-hmm. The deals with Ottawa Canada based company, E-Corp Technology. And yes, they are using their money. to now get robots to do their dirty work.

Those are war machines. Like, real, really that what they need? They need us, like, they need war machines. Yeah. To harass hardworking people. But, you know, whatever. They also were painting some kind of some trucks gold. Like, it's just they got hell of bread and they don't know what to do with their bread.

So they're spending it on shiny things. And I don't know what's going to upset people more clearly what they're doing. But some people don't even get upset at what they're doing unless it affects their community. But it's like, do you see all the. Bread they're spending on dumb stuff. Yeah. According to the report, the robot has a rotating claw arm that it can latch onto doorknobs and turn them and is capable of traversing difficult obstacles like stairs. Brough, its claw also comes with a wide-angle camera.

This is getting scary. Yeah. Insane. Buyers can also choose to equip the device with chemical grenades designed to stop targets seeing officers entering. Wow. Br. We're using it for the wrong thing. Oh, for sure.

Yeah. What Tupac said is, has never been true. We got money for wars but can't feed the poor. Legit. Oh, man. Yeah, that made me so upset just seeing the, and to me, remember we talked about previously, we've talked about, like, what it takes to be a quote-unquote ice agent. They got, like, run a mile in like 15 minutes.

Yeah, certainly. They can do five push-ups. It's a weird, like, fitness test. And it's like, y'all sucks so much that they had a brink. bring in these little robot fools. Yeah, these were just being lazier and lazier by the day. All right. All right.

Yeah, very scary, very scary times. But that's where our money is going in America. We're going to give someone their flowers, Angie. Who are we giving flowers to? We are honoring the hottest drug dealer ever. We've seen on TV, guys. Sophia Vergaro. Sophia.

Sophia. Sophia. Sophia. It's Hispanic Heritage Month. Every day this month, we want to honor a fool and give a fool and give us. Go, fool their flowers. Yes. There's no bigger fool than Sophia Vergara.

Full is a great word, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good word. Yeah, it's a good word. Yeah, do you feel their flowers. No, I love Sophia because she has such a great humor. And, you know, you guys, what do you guys think of when you think of Sophia besides her accent? She just carries a lot of her.

Are you serious? Yes. Just for a accent. I grew up in Barranquilla, Colombia, in a very traditional Catholic home. My father told me that if I ever did anything artistic, I was going to look like a h-hirt. I told me. I told me. I told him with this huge bs that I inherited from your mother,

I already look like a whir. Oh, my God. God bless her. She has a really good sense of humor, and I love it. But you know what? People are, like, really mean to her because she's known for her accent, and they tend to make fun of her a lot. Sophia Vergara sounds like she has a d'I in her mouth.

I hate hearing her talk. What's wrong with having a d'I in my mouth? I love her. You know what, though? Like, I know there was, like, a time where she was really, really insecure about it. Yeah. And so she actually was taking, like, coaching lessons to, like, get rid of it. But she was just like, you know what?

I'm just going to embrace it. And Home Girl, she's actually hosted SNL. Mm-hmm. You might have noticed that I have a bit of an accent sometimes. Please forgive me if you cannot understand what I say. And I will forgive you for staring at my chest the whole night. Hilarious. Baby girl.

So she was seeing ESL classes? No. No speech classes. Yeah, speech classes. So sometimes, Loki, when you guys make fun of Angie and she says, like, stop because I want to get rid of this and I've actually looked into classes and I'm like, dude, it makes you you. Like, it makes you. No, no, no. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I know that there can be like an insecurity there seeing someone or hearing someone like Sophia Regar that's been so embraced. And Loki, she's probably like one of the richest actresses and all the accolades that she's done and she's had. It's like, yeah, and I did it with an accent. So what? Yeah. You know? Makes her stand out more like her voice is more memorable.

It's like as soon as you hear, you can be like, oh, that's Sophia Vergara. Well, yeah. Angie gets some, and you'll be rich. What? No. That's not the assort. That's not the asses. Sophia Ravara just said she got some knockers on her.

I didn't say that. I was just talking about her accent. I know. Her accent. Please don't give Angie any advice. She'll get rich. I'll be rich here. I'll be rich.

Because she's been in movies and yet, like, for her. So plain and like they're always making fun of her tautas. But she's actually done voice acting too, okay? See? She's got like... So I get to feel whatever I want. She's known a lot for playing Gloria on modern family. Think about it. Just...

But I was going to tell you like, no, they don't always have to be seeing her tattas, okay? Because she's done voice acting for like Smurfs, family guy. How'd she get there? Happy feet. What? How'd she get there? They're just using her voice. Because they like her.

Are they, though? I don't know why this is a comic. Can y'all help your friend? He's on an island right now. He's on an island right now. This is like honoring somebody. She literally was like, oh, my dad said this. That's totally right.

She knows that that helped her too. You know, this is a joke. She's being a comedian. I just don't know why you feel the need to interrupt this segment when we're literally just giving someone their flowers. We can't be rich. No, you know what? Maybe you'll be scared when she actually gets mad because she's actually

Griselda a narco. We're not going to to be able to beckes are in redolidos rogandonos. Imagine her screaming at you like that, Greg.

Yeah, I'd like that. And literally her being from Columbia, she actually has a experience. Yes. Not just going up there playing Grisel de Blanco just because she got the part

because she has tatas. Because Loki, if you think about that exact role, it was nothing to do. Nothing vanity driven, right? And her brother, passed away, unfortunately, because of that type of a lifestyle back in Columbia. So I don't think you want that either in your life.

I want modern family, Sophia Vergara. Oh, God. And it took that Sophia Vergara to be modern family, Sophia Vergara, because this happened before she came to Hollywood. True. And in Griselda, she is, like, she had to make herself more uggos, but she still did an incredible job. She did.

Yeah. She did. Yeah, she deserves her flowers. She does. I appreciate you. I don't know what Greg deserves. And I don't know why he thinks because Angie get rich, you will get rich. I know.

That's so weird. You can't make me later, right? She's not going to give you any bread. Just look into it. No, Greg. No, thank you. All right. It's time for Simper the Week.

It's time for Simper the Week. And remember, we are looking for Collaritan and Play Cic Ser and Osob for these new Jordans. All right, let's go. These are the nominees for the Simp of the Week. Sim, Sim, Sim, Sim, Sim, Sim. And we are. And we are full of them this week. Yes, our first nominee is a lot of us in here.

Oh, man. Canelo fans. So Canelo, you know, fought Crawford this weekend and took a loss. And after that, the Canelo fans were just devastated, sad all over social media. So that is our first nominee. Our next nominee. Isn't it because he did his speeches? Oh, sorry.

Yes. And also because after his loss. Yeah. He was like, hey, you're sad. at least I have my family, boo-boo, ha-ha. He kind of blamed his family a little or used it as leverage. It's fine that I lost. He used it as leverage where he lost and he was like,

it's okay for me to lose. I have my family and that's all that matters for me. Yeah, I want to forget about last weekend, to be honest. Yeah, big up to Crapper. You deserve that win. My stomach hurt for, like, walking out that venue. Seriously. Gave me cramp.

The next nominee is tied in Travis Kels. Also known as Taylor Swift's boyfriend. or husband. No, Beyonce, fiancé, fiancé. After this last weekend, his team went 0 for two where he's been struggling on the field. Okay. But also, besides struggling on the field,

he probably struggled seeing his ex, Kayla Nicole, on stage with Chris Brown. Yeah, they were doing it. Yeah, his ex went up on stage, danced with Chris Brown. She was the show. Oh, yes. Video went viral.

They even asked Karuchi, Chris's ex, about it. And she's like, yeah, she did a thing. Like, I'm not somebody to hate. Like, go ahead, girl. Yeah, she definitely, Karuchi wanted to avoid the question. But yes, Travis Scales taking L's all week.

Next, we have sexy red. Oh, okay. Can you sexy? So there's a viral trend where people are putting themselves Photoshop through Gemini AI with someone they want to be with. That's Google's chat GPT, by the way. Yes. Yes.

It's a trend. You choose who you want to be next to. People are using it for a couple photos. Some people are using it just to be with a celebrity. However, sexy red took this moment to Photoshop herself pregnant with rapper MBA young boy, which was pretty interesting. Yeah. She's not really pregnant.

She's not really pregnant. But it's kind of like her dream collab. Yes. Her dream collab. For a baby. Even though he has a lot of kids, she wanted to be another baby mama. Which was funny because she went to his show, but she's not pregnant. So they got like a regular photo, but then she did that one.

That was hilarious. Our last nominee is boxer Devin Haney. So Devin Haney, you know, he's known for, he's a great boxer, but he took a big loss with Ryan Garcia and then lost the lawsuit against him. However, he didn't give up on his lawyers because now he is suing his ex, which is his baby mama, for calling off the wedding. and she's suing him for 300k worth of watches, jewelry, and designer bags. Gifts that he got her because they were going to be married, so he thought. The wedding is done. She leaves him.

And they're going back and forth in court. You know, he's previously sued her for defamation. They're going through that lawsuit. Now they're going through this lawsuit. And it's like, dang, asking for that type of, those types of gifts back. You know, he's doing it in California, I believe. I'm not too sure. But I just know that there's a California law that it's like, yeah,

If you are given gifts with the premise that you're going to be together and then you're not together, there's an argument there. You got to give those gifts back. Yeah. So those are our four nominees. Yep. Drum roll, please. And the simp of the week goes to boxer Devin Haney. Oh, my God, Maximo.

You were just afraid of giving him the L because he would sue you. Hilarious. He might sue me for this. Winning this is an L. Yeah. Winning this is a now. He got the dub. That's all he cares about.

Okay, okay. Oh, wow. Sip, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. All right, it's time to hook somebody up with Jordan Retro 3s, El Vuelo, a pair of exclusive and incredibly rare Jordan retro threes, okay, dropping this Saturday. And WSS shoes is one of the only places in the entire United States where you can get your hands on it. Let's go to the phone lines. Power 106. Who's this?

What city are you calling from? Hello? Hello. Hello. Hi. What's your name? Ashley. Ashley, you ready to play our game?

Yeah. Ashley, I'm going to tell you a word in Spanish. You're going to tell me what it means in English. Are you ready? Yeah. Okay. Your word is calcettin. Five, four, three, two, one.

A sock? You're going to need a sock to fit into your new shoe, baby. Girls, congratulations. Hooked up with these new Jardis, baby. Thank you. You're welcome. Have a good day. She's going to school.

She's waking up. She's probably woke up five minutes to go. Okay. Hurry up. Get yourself. Let's go into the car. Check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help.

We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. Katie needs our help. Katie. Katie sent us a DM and said, help me guys.

she said, I'm talking to my baby daddy's friend and need help kicking my baby daddy out from my place. Girl? What? How the hell are we supposed to help with that? No, okay. I don't know. Okay, so here's the story.

She said, okay, so I don't know how to start this, but remember, we listen and we don't judge. No, we do judge. No, we do. We should have led with that, baby girl. We should have led with that. Right, yeah, we judged in the first sentence. Okay, so she said,

so I've started talking to someone, let's call him Omar, for about a month now, and let me say, I'm really feeling him. He's been showing green flag energy and communicates. Yes, a guy that actually communicates. That felt like a shot. She said the problem is he lives out of state.

He's in the O.C. And I'm out here in Salt Lake City, Utah. That's why he communicates. Right? That's all he could do. Okay, so she said, neither of us believes long-distance relationships work, but so far we've kept talking and seeing how this goes.

And so far, so good. She said, I'm all for it, but this is where it gets messy. I still live with my baby daddy. Dang. I know. Don't judge me, guys. And if that's not bad enough, this guy used to be cool with my baby daddy, too. They hung out with the same people in the neighborhood.

Oh, my gosh. So, of course, he wouldn't be talking to you. It's not broco. Yeah, he doesn't have broken. I don't know. Maybe it doesn't apply to state lines. I'm not sure. California.

California broke code. I don't know about Utah. Okay, so she said, I've told Omar the new guy about my living situation with baby daddy and it doesn't seem to bother him. But then again, he doesn't want to move too quickly between us.

Now, this is the thing with my baby daddy though. Because I'm not with him anymore, I broke up with him over a year ago, but he's still in denial and does not want to move out. I've tried kicking him out multiple times. I've told him that I'm talking to someone,

but he thinks I'm just joking. and shakes it off like Taylor Swift. She said, at this point, he's C-blocking Brown Bag, which is crazy because he stayed cheating during our whole relationship. And now they're moving on and not caring what he does, all of a sudden he wants to say, he doesn't want to be with anyone else, and he's making all these promises,

but I'm like, bro, I'm not falling for it. So how can I get this man to understand I moved on that things between me and him are over? I need him out for my sanity and my peace. Help me, Brownback. How can I get this man out of my house? Dang. Don't ever believe a girl when they say they moved on and their baby daddy still lives there.

Don't ever do it. Or a guy that still is what is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't ever live. Believe someone that's still with their father, mother. We're just roommates. Oh, my, this girl told me that one time. So we did our thing, right?

Just to find out. I found out. Where did you do your thing? Because you're not doing it in your room and you're not doing that her crate with her baby daddy. Where did you do the thing? And not in your truck. And not your truck. Yeah, it's too small.

Reward points. Cutting me in. Hotel rooms. Oh. You wouldn't get a hotel room. So she paid for it? They're not that expensive. Get a deal.

But anyways, she told me that they were done and that blah, blah, blah, right? Yeah. I find out they're still together. The next day. Oh. Yeah. I felt like a. piece of

You are How's that my fault? You were just an adventura, Greg Yeah How is that my fault That was her fault That's why I was like I should never believe him

Yeah Never believe any girl You were well no You were gullible for believing That they're not together anymore Yeah she literally told me that they were done Like that he's moving out And this and that

And I was like alright I'm down then And then yeah They still together happy They're still happy Okay They're still happy Greg you didn't ruin a happy home You didn't

I brought myself I guess when it comes to her, I'm wondering if it's clear to them what the situation is, if baby daddy knows? No, because it would be out. Well, I have a theory that she's not over him. Yeah. Because why would you go and date his friend? Like out of all the people in the world and all the way across like state lines, it's like that's going to get him jealous and his feelings hurt the baby daddy. That's what I want to talk to her for.

We're trying to get her on the line, little lady. but she did mention they hung out in the same area. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There might be something like that. Like being familiar with each other? Yeah, they just know who each other is. And not that cool. Yeah, yeah.

That's what it seemed like, because she didn't say anything about like they kicked it together. I met him through him. Like, those are the questions that need answered. Right. Uh-huh, of like how they met or whatever. And I guess sometimes when you come from a specific city and people move around and you catch up with other people,

you may, I don't know, things start with someone that you've known for a while or someone that's in the same circle of that age. It's like a little bit different than the homies, homies, right? Yeah. Yeah, it is. But you also know, like, what you're doing when you're doing it, right? Because, you know, I've been a petty cancer in the past and been like, oh, I know this girl knows who this girl is.

And if I talk to her, it's going to get back to her and ha, ha, ha. But did you do it because you still like the original one? Because that's what you're saying that she's like, she still has feelings for her ex because she's trying to get one of his friends. I cared enough to want. You wanted to hurt them. to hurt them a little bit. Yeah. So there's still some care there, I'll admit it.

Also the theory, I feel like couples that even if they quote-unquote are not together, I think there is certain moments that, you know, maybe they link with each other and, you know, situations happen. It gets cold and I probably especially. Wait, yeah, like even if it's really true that they have no, like they broke up. Exactly. There's probably moments where they enjoy each of this company in that way. And in a sense. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, yeah, definitely that's a red flag. Yeah, that's for sure if someone tells you that they're with a baby daddy, baby mama living, but not together, or X or like any of that. It's going to be like, all right, what's your relationship? Especially you haven't been to the crib. If you haven't been to their crib or you can't go, it's like, oh, why if y'all not together? Yeah, why y'all got pictures up still? Damn, what's all?

I thought y'all weren't together. You all looked like a happy family. So she's letting us know, I guess, more than anything, she wants her baby daddy out so that she's, She can continue this relationship with this guy. Right. Yeah. Right. That is a states away.

Or would the guy be moving in? Would she be moving in? What would that deal be? And then there's a kid. Yeah. Not mentioned once, by the way. Let's not forget there's a kid in that. You're right.

I was looking for the part in the story when she mentioned the kid. I was just wondering like if it's your crib. If it's your crib, like say get out. Well, that's what she said that. She's been trying to kick him out, but he comes back. Does, yeah, but. And then. Does he pay rent?

Yeah, that part. The money, the money, like, what are the splits? Isn't that, like, squatting or something? No. He's a squatter, yeah. And also it's, like, even just speaking to the other guy that's far away, is she using that as an excuse to try to get this guy out? Like, what is the motive there?

Because one month and being like, oh, I like this guy, I want to get my dude out? Or is it just like, I want to get my dude out? And oh, and there's this guy. This also happens to be this thing going on, right? And I will say from that guy's perspective, the fact that she's... Which one? From the new guy? Omar.

And she's saying like, oh, green flag energy, he communicates. The fact that he's cool with you still living with your baby daddy tells me that he doesn't care that much about you yet. He's just trying to not... Not to say that he can't, but like the feelings aren't strong enough to where he's like, I got to do something. Like, I'm not cool with that. Like, to where you start getting jealous and, like, possessive a little bit?

It's been one month. Yeah. I know it's early. And like where Greg said. like he probably wanted to pursue something with the girl he found out it was with whoever. Yeah. I guess you buy the lie because it makes sense.

You let it make sense in your brain in order to continue with this person. Yeah, she 100% convinced me. I was literally like, oh, cool. Like, you guys are done. Let's get to it. And then I found out, I was like, yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on here? Like, this is crazy. And then the povrecito over here.

I was a waste of $200 at a hotel room. Oh, my God. I thought it was a deal. That don't sound like no deep. I know, right? I don't have my deposit back. Okay. Incidentally.

All right. Let's, I guess, talk to her. All right. Let's go to Yvette and testing. What's up, Yvette? Good morning, Brown Bag. Good morning. Yvette, talk to us.

What would you tell Katie? I would tell Katie to stop being the Lulu, first of all, because long-distance relationships don't really work out. The guy that, I guess, the penis that can all see. right? He may be telling her one thing, but he may be doing another thing. And then another thing is, I understand that she wants to leave her baby daddy or kick her baby daddy out or whatever. I was in a similar situation, not dating, not dating baby daddy friend, but like kicking out baby daddy. Okay. Like you guys lived in the same crib, even though you were together? Yeah. So we were,

we were married. I had filed for divorce. It took him two years to sign. Within the those two years, I took one full year to focus on myself after I, you know, found happiness within myself, you can say, I found myself. I started dating. He did not like that. However, he was unfaithful, the whole marriage. So when I had enough of him telling me stuff, I went to the leasing office, took him off the lease, called the police, called the police, and kicked him out because he wasn't on the leave so he was basically trespassing. Jesus. That's funny.

He put me through a lot, so I think what I did to him was, you know, light work. Called for. Yeah. So I think baby girl needs to first focus on herself and on her babies before deciding to date because, you know, happy mom, happy kids. If she does want to leave, it's going to sound a little harsh, But if she doesn't want him there, I suggest either she.

But I think that this long-distance relationship thing is not going to work. As much as baby daddy is telling her that things will change, he only wants to be with her. It's all life. And then after that, like you and your baby daddy never, like, hung out or got back together? No. That's it? We don't even have a coexisting relationship, unfortunately. he's very petty he was very negative towards everything so because I started dating

somebody else he took it as well then don't ask me anything for our son or whatever yeah he he he's something else that's why I'm telling baby girl please focus on yourself first focus on those beautiful babies you know they need a strong mama happy mama first and she'll be able to do it on her own. I struggled a lot. I'm not going to lie. And it is going to be a struggle. I mean, I only have one.

She has four, so it's going to be really hard for her. But I suggest she focus on herself first before. So here's the plan, Katie, according to our baby girl, event, and test in, make sure he's not on the lease. Sign the net, and then you can kick him out. Boom, that's the thing. If you want him out of the crib, make sure he's not on the last. the list, then he's trespassing. All I heard was,

that was pretty crazy. Single mom with their own crib. Also just throw the couch. All right. Let's go to Louise in Noho. KpWRFMHD1, Los Angeles, Power 106. LA's number one for hip-hop. What up, Louise?

We're talking. I don't know if it's Lewis. Louise, it looks like Louise, like Thelman, Louise. Let me tell you what's going on with Katie. Katie hit us up. She's in Salt Lake. Her boy she's talking to is over here in the OC. a dude happens to know her baby daddy

to her that's not too big of an issue because they're not friends like that they just know who each other is from back in the day her problem is that now that baby daddy knows over there in Salt Lake he's trying to like be like I don't want anyone else but she even though I cheated around you countless times while we're together and probably still talking to other girls

on the side too but I'm just going to be about you and she's like look I'm tired of it I don't want to hear it he's trying to like give me everything that I asked for him previously now because I'm like I'm moving on and I just want him out of the crib. How can I get my baby daddy out of the house? We still don't know who pays what, how it goes down in their house, but we just know that she wants him out.

Louise and NoHo. What's up, baby girl or man? Hey, what's up you guys? How do I say your name? How do I say your name? Louis. Louis? Yeah, yeah, L-U-I-S.

L-U-I-S. Luis. Luis. Yeah, Louis. What's up, Ramon? What's up? What a lot? What a?

What a? What's up? I love you guys. Thank you for the opportunity. Well, what I've said is that I've been through that. If a woman wants you out of your life, it's going to happen immediately. As soon as you guys broke up, it's going to happen. Yeah.

This guy's been there for a year. And that's the reason why he's been there for a year. He's still being paying bills, not just that. Here and there, you know, you can sneak into the bed and all that stuff. Yeah. Have you done that before? Yeah, I've been through that, bro. And honestly, guys, my ex ended up with a friend of me too.

Oh, wow. Which one, your best friend? Oh, Luis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was my BF. Oh, your best friend? Oh, your best friend? Oh, man.

No, not just that. It was a guy that, you know, I noticed that I was like something wrong with my homie, you know, like, this is not okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I don't know when he was wearing my girls shoes. I was like, oh, I know you guys are the same size. Oh, what's up? What?

He was wearing her. Yeah. Bro, that's insane. What kind of shoes? Like heel, sneakers? Like what? No, no, no, no. Tennis shoes.

Tennis shoes. Oh. Damn, that's wild. All that comes of mind is, yeah. Or maybe they matched. But at that time, y'all weren't together. You guys were not together just living in the same place. We were not together.

We were not living in the same place no more, but we still hooking up. Ah, got you, got you. She was still yours. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, even if she's not with you, she's still yours. I mean, no, no. I mean, that was never mind. No, but it's still like, we're doing this.

Future it up, bro. It was just my turn. Yeah. She wasn't fun. She was just my turn. Oh my God. Hi, Poppy. That's right.

That's right. How did you deal with that? Are you still homies? Is this someone you have a kid with? Yeah. Yeah, unfortunately. Oh. He's a stepdad too.

Oh. That's what I'm saying. You don't want your best friend I don't know where it became your kids Step dad. Oh, man. She calls him Papua. That's not okay, guys.

And all the kids and the parents are wearing the same size shoes. Oh! Yeah. Christmas is easy for him. They're going to be passing their fun. Have you moved on? Are you in a better place? It's all good?

Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, I was already moved on. I would just make. making that mistake still hooking up with her. But after that, I was like, hell no. Hey, would you still hook up with her? No more. I know, true.

No, no, not anymore, not anymore, guys. Okay, so are you with the girl that you were cheating on her with, your baby mama? Nope. I'm telling you, like, are you good? Like, what are you doing now? Who are you with now? Well, you know, you're just playing around now. You know, it's my time, my free time, and I got to do what I got to do.

You know what I got to do. You know what a player. Honestly, what I can tell is that this girl, she's playing a smart. Yeah. To say that the boy or the baby daddy, it's okay with this guy, but I don't think at the end is true. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly.

And if she really wants the guy out of her place, she would have done it at first. Yeah. Not wait a year. Like when she's tired of it, she's really tired of it. She's not going to put up with you just to be in the house. Yeah. If there wasn't some kind of draw to have you there. Maybe you did pay the bills.

Maybe you do still hook up. You know, maybe those moments there. But she is saying, I don't want him in here anymore. Yeah. I want to go. Yeah. Like Luis. Like Luis.

I want to do, Luis. How old are you, Luis? I'm close to 40, you now. You're close to 40. Let's go. I'm playing around town. Luis, do you want to be our next home-me hookup line? We'll get you a nice tia.

Hey, let's do it. Let's do it. What are you looking for in a girl? Hey, well, first of all, no more drama. I'm done with drama. Okay. Thanks for calling. I'm a good one, Louie.

No more drama, but he goes to extapa. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's still out there in the streets. Love my Louise from North Hollywood. It happened to him, bro. He was still looking old Babe Mama. Yes, he had already moved on. That don't matter.

That's not we're going to pay attention to. But then Baby Mama ends up with one of his best homies, man. And he found out because they were wearing the same shoe. Maybe they got matching shoes? No, I think he knows it. Why do I feel like it was... I bought her those. He bought her those.

He might let the hemis like, That you peron. Oh, God. I don't know what I'm saying? Hey, hey, what kind of shoes were they? Were they the pandas? Were they the black and white ones? It was funny with some nikes.

And it's funny because I was like, yo, those shoes look familiar. You know, I bought my ex. Some of those shoes. He's like, oh, yeah, I got to wear her shoe sales. Oh, all right? Oh, shout out. Yeah, W-N-S-F, the best place to get your shoes.

Me and Vic are going to be there tomorrow, City of Inglewood. Come hang out with us. Buy your shoes for your boo, your baby mama, your kid, all of that. Yeah. Your best friend that's going to be your kid stepdad? Your ex-boo that's going to get them to your best friend? The whole family. All right.

Let's get back to the topic. Katie hit us up. She wants her baby daddy out of the house. They're doing the thing where they're living together but broken up. Living together but broken up. She has four kids. I'm not sure if he's the dad of all the kids, but let's just assume that he is. Yeah.

And she's starting to date. She's starting to talk to other people. One of the people happens to be somebody that he may know from back in the day. And she feels like it's a good thing. If they've been a month talking and now she's like, look, I've found someone that I can move on with. I want baby daddy out. He knows this. I've told him this.

And now all of a sudden, after having cheated on me all these years and not being what I've asked of him, He's promising me the world. I want him out. How do I get him out? So I could just pillow talk in peace with my guy back in the O.C. I'm in Salt Lake City. Yeah, it's a lot. It is a lot.

There's like so many layers. The different states. The baby daddy part. They know each other. The kids. It's a lot. Four kids, by the way. Four.

Four. That's a whole family. One morning you got a starting lineup basketball team. Oh, really? You need five? Yeah. Oh, all right. All right. Let's go to Michelle.

Michelle in Fontana. Michelle, Gaille, Michelle. Hi. Hi. Hi. Michelle, talk to us because I hear you had a similar situation. Yeah. Me and my baby daddy broke up.

And he wasn't on the least. I didn't think of that. Good job of it. I know, right? They had some great event. He said, look, make sure he's not on the lease and then he's trespassing. You want to get him out. I didn't think of that.

And I left the state so that I could just get away from him. Damn. Oh, you left. Wow. Yeah. I had to leave the house. It was under my name, but he wasn't going to leave if I didn't leave. And, yeah, don't believe him.

Sorry, go ahead. Where'd you live before? What state? Colorado. Oh, damn. Colorado. Can you move from Colorado to Fontana? I've been back and forth, kind of.

Collie and Colorado grew up in Cali. Okay. Okay, you grew up in Cali, moved to Colorado, then came back. So you had to, but you're saying it has to be a herb that leaves. Stop trying to kick him out. You should leave, like how you did, Michelle. Unless he's not on the least that you're doing. I know, that was like a good little loophole, right?

Yeah. Did it work when you finally left? Like, it was a good thing? You feel better about that? Yes, but you know what he texted me? He said, I thought you were just playing around. Oh, my gosh. Look at it.

She's just moving on there. That's such a dude response. Yes. I didn't know you were actually going to leave me for real, for real. Are you guys like that? What did you say, Michelle? I know, right? Yeah.

I said, yeah, he really thought it was a joke. I was playing a prank on him. Like, I moved my stuff, and I took my car. And also he tried to claim my car He was like I put gas in that That shit, that's my car too Oh my gosh Dude, my car

Yeah Dude where's my car Insane I put gas in a couple of times All right My car no Clearly there's a baby involved There's a kid involved Is it an amicable relationship

Are you guys good now Now that it's like the boundaries Like you are over there I'm over here We live in the state Same state again But it is amical amicable because I'm amicable

but he's mean when he's dating somebody when he's not he's a good death Yeah like he'll be present Yeah Just be ready for that There's going to be those ups and those down That's going to go on both sides

All right Let's go to oh my gosh Avick what do you think about the situation by the way I mean I think Whenever you live with somebody And you guys are Supposedly broken up like I'll never buy it Yeah

Yeah because it always feels like now you're still with that person. Yeah, doubling back. You know who agrees with you? Who? Alex in Chicago. Alex. Alex.

Good morning. Good morning. I'm here to redeem myself from yesterday. Look, you had big agree on something. Hello, Alex. You can't, you can't oppose him because you agree to what he said. I see the notes. I like to point out, whoever said the color guard comeback, you got me, okay?

That was great. That was great. I was looking at the context. They asked him, yesterday we were talking about, removing a kid from sports because he don't want to be in it. And then Maximo, you guys all jumped them. Maximo asked Alex, what sport did you quit?

Because your answer sounded like a loser answer. And then Greg said, Color Guard. Oh, okay. And then Alex said... I did it once, okay, he's won. Oh, he did do it. He did.

He did the military. Oh, he was doing the twirlly twirl. That's worse. All right. Alex, stop thinking about the past, Alex. Stop thinking about the past. And how you call the Vika. Use a piece of Plato.

So we're talking about Katie. Katie is trying to kick her man at her baby daddy out the house so she could start dating freely. They've been living together, although they're broken up, but she feels like she has a good thing with the guy. Also happens to know her baby daddy. But to her, she's like, I just want to have peace in this crib. I don't want him to be here anymore.

What do you have to say about that? Well, I mean, I do agree with the previous callers. She would have definitely kicked them out if she really wanted to. And not only that, she doesn't think the big picture. Using Utah, Salt Lake City, a lot of middle-aged white men with a high credit score. You could achieve a lot of that. Like, let's be real. You're going back to where you left for a better life.

Like, you went to Salt Lake City for something better, right? They had to be. No, you can't tell me no. And you're aiming back home? Come on, man. You could get a bigger house. And be with your baby daddy on the side. Yeah.

And be with your baby. What on earth is going on? What is Alice is talking? Like Vic? Yeah. Sounds exactly like Vic right now. Yeah, you guys are meeting in the middle on this subject. This is pretty crazy.

I feel like OC has the same thing. Yeah. No, but OC's expensive. No, but OC also has the people he says. Oh, yeah. Middle-aged white man with good credit. Yeah, very true. That's true.

Go to Newport. Yeah. Find yourself one. Irvine is in the OC. Yeah. Go to have years in Newport. Yeah. Oh, gosh.

Oh, gosh. You'll find one there. You agree with him? Yeah. You agree with him? Yeah. I had to. This time.

This time, Alex. I think the best, the best advice we got today is if you truly want to kick him out. And not that you should kick him out, because I personally don't agree with all that stuff that's going on. You guys should have that combo boundaries, all of that, you know, for the kids, not because you start dating somebody. It's really odd right there. There's four kids' lives you got to think about. That stuff is pretty gnarly. But if you were to, just saying, Yvette did say, like make sure your name is the only one.

on the lease and then he's trespassing. Or you can move your cute little booty with their four kids somewhere else to the OC. I don't know. You may have family back there. I don't know. Go back home. Just have another kid. Because already they said, she said with the guy that she's talking to, they don't agree on long-distance relationships.

So I'm assuming one has to make the move. Something's got to give. Yeah. One of them does. All right. I think it would have to be him. Let's a pack. You're right. You're right. Michelle's a house. It's about to have a vacancy, supposedly. A free room available.

Free room available. All right, baby girl. I think, again, take it as you will. I know you took your time to send us this message, but you also kind of backed out of giving us a phone call. Yeah. You know, she got a little scary in the NDS. She seems to have trouble making decisions.

Yeah. If she got scared, she's staying with him. That's it. That's all I'm going to say. And, hey, big up to the Morello group. They hit us up, and we have a message, all right? The Morello Group owners of Meruelo Media, would like to thank Southern California Edison

for their continued support of Hispanic Heritage Month. That's a personal thank you, man. We really appreciate the continued support of this incredible month. And today, Soka Edison has their annual event honoring the past and rebuilding for the future, recognizing individual community members.

So thank you so much, Soca Edison. We appreciate you. All right, let's get into scrolling with Gregorian. Scrolling with all me. Oh, yeah, yeah. I ain't mess up my family party It's the last thing I need, all right?

No. I already got to play Snola Product Sadoo song The next family party and see who voted for Trump. That's what you do. Yeah. That's what it's made for.

It's a who done it. Yeah. Which one was it? Okay, but we're also going to mess up songs? Yes. What? Banda macho song.

We've been lied to this whole time. Chill out. Chill out. We have been. Don't say that. Even though it's a great song, like everybody dances to it Every party.

What? La Culebra. This song right here. We're going to be a molynda. Sounds like downtown town. No, no, keep playing it. Or what is fun? It's about a snake?

No, but they covered the song and it's not their original song. The original song came out in the 1940s and it's a Cuban song by Benny Morre. And it sounds like this. That's tight. Greg, you sit on a throne of lies. I'm not falling for your AI traps. It's not AI. This is real.

This is for real, for real. You know what? Van de Maches never said that they made the original. True. That is true. Yeah, that is true. A lot of Mexican music. for those that are really too hip on it covers other songs especially cumbias you all know this one

oh yeah not an original what no not original at all this is the original that came out in the 1950s yeah feels like i'm i'm just speechless honestly right i'm not why is this an issue it's not i don't know because that song is already old that's your bad that's how is that my bad You're thinking it's an original as your bad. Yeah, the majority of like the Spanish Mexican music is covers. Music history. Yeah. A lot of it is covers.

We all know that this one is a cover right here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of achy-breaking heart. Yeah. Yeah, but achy-breaking heart don't make my leg stomp the way that. It doesn't. Shout out of achy-bring heart. I don't do that.

It's a translation. Facts. Ooh, yeah, yeah. You're right, you're right. mean that's the same thing right that means the same thing no translation cover how does that not mean the same thing because cover would be the exact same words exactly yeah yes it's not the same word it's in spanish that's translation yes yeah yeah it's a cover oh my gosh never mind i don't i don't need to argue with that it's wasting time arguing with you over it unnecessary maybe perhaps yeah

so a translated yeah yeah it is yeah so this one we know but i'm saying that ban the macho's light twist this whole time next time you listen to the song you're just going to think of this one Not that I don't mind this one either stellar A shout out to that Cuban singer by the way Yes I saw this It was an Instagram account

That this kid was on a podcast If you can pull it up so we can shout the guy out And he was like a lot of people don't know That a lot of our songs that we really appreciate Like from Manamachos and an artist like that Are actual covers of classic Cuban records. Really? Yeah. So I'm like, bro, that was fire in the in the 40s and I'm sure that trickled its way over to where everyone on my chooses is from Mexico and then they're like, we got a,

we got to put our spin to it and created a whole other song. Yeah. Off the sample, which like, I don't know, doesn't that happen in hip-hop? Doesn't that happen in pop? That's literally all the time. It's like, you're joking, a thing. But I recognize the stuff in hip-hop and I didn't recognize this, so I feel upset. You feel betrayed, huh? Yeah. A little bit. Just because I don't have the knowledge. culture to do that, you know, to go back in time. Because you could do a whole mix where you play the sample or where it comes from and then play the record just like we do a rap. You know what I'm saying?

Even when this will do different songs of Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath, that tripped us out because it's not the genre that we're basically like in. Yeah. I can't be mad at that. His name's Eduardo Dogtoed on Instagram. Let's go. Let's go, bro. Thank you for putting this up on game.

I love that. Thank you for ruining my childhood. It doesn't ruin it to me though. I didn't like the record just because like I thought it was an original because I like what they did with it. Yeah, I'm still going to listen to it. Oh, I am too, but it's just like all these things, you're just like, what? Why am I finding this out so late in life?

You don't want to know. It's one of those things. I'm like, oh, my God. The original is bomb, too. Yeah. I'm also wondering if it was because for a long time, Cuban artists weren't allowed to, like, tour or leave the country. Wow. So maybe that's why, like, people didn't get that knowledge.

from it and someone just... Where it originates from? Something to learn. Something to learn. Yeah. I appreciate that, Greg. Look, let's give away tickets to go to Universal Studios, Hollywood, Universal Studios, Hollywood. We asked for callers. We got the callers and we are going to have you do what?

An impression? An impression. Impressions for these tickets to go to Universal Studios, Hollywood. Hi. What's your name? Jackie from Catalina. How are you guys this morning? Jackie from Catalina.

What? Jackie. Good morning brown bag. Good morning, Jackie. So Jackie, we're trying to give away these tickets to go to Halloween horror nights over at Universal Studios, Hollywood. But you got to do something for us. Okay, let's do it. All right.

So there's a maze there based on La Yorona. The crying woman. We need you to do your best crying whisper looking for your kids. I don't know about the whisper part. No, that's the whisper. No, no, no, no. I need you to hear your best cry. looking for your kids.

Are you ready to do that for us? Yes, I am. All right. Go ahead, baby girl. Mios. I'm no buskano los Mios. Oh, I'm scared. I'm scared.

I'm scared. I'm scared. Thank you, Jackie. Thank you, Jackie. All right. Let's go to Carla. Carla in San Ana. What's up, Carla?

Carla. Hey, what's up? Hi, Carla. What's up? We're looking for the best criers like La Yorona for these tickets to go to Universal Studios Hollywood. Are you ready to do it? Yeah, I am. Okay. Three, two, one. Go. Ay, me, chico.

Don't laugh why you're crying. Don't laugh why you're crying. That was it. Oh, no. It's like your honor and a chistosa. Yeah. Albert. Albert in Granada Hills. Albert. Albert. Albert, you got to do your best Yorona crying, okay? Are you ready? Yorona crying.

Yes, cry like Yorona, the lady that in ancient mythology of Mexico lost her kids by a river and can be seen looking for her kids. Did she do it? I don't know. But she can be seen walking around the Pueblos and when kids don't go to sleep at night when they're supposed to. Right? Yes, so it's your turn.

Go ahead, Albert. What are you Pazaro All right A novel What? What's a novella? What's

What? Valerie Valerie in Avocado Hills What? Valerie What? Hello?

Where's Avocado Hills? Avocado High. It's, um... Avacado High. Like, La Puente. Hacinahe, Hacian the Heights, Whittier.

Yeah, right down on Colima. I want you to stop reading these notes, these notes. Because I looked like a dummy when I say the words that Umberto writes for us. All right, baby girl, it's your time to do your best La Yorona cry. Okay, are you ready? Yeah. All right, go. Started a little freaky and then it got into like that.

You're just freaky. It was fine. It was fine. Yeah. And baby girl, you win, you're going! Yeah! To Universal Studios Hollywood, enjoy Halloween horror nights, my little Yorona over there.

Can she do it one more time? One more time. Yeah. Greg wants to hear you cry for him one more time. One more time. Oh, my God. Oh, man. Go ahead.

I can't do it again. Oh. She's not going to cry for you. Okay, okay. I'm sorry, but thank you. Don't say okay. All right, all right. You did, you did.

Chill out. It's because avocado Heights is very close to Whittier. Yeah, it is. I made it really nervous. All right. There's a lot of cheese in there going on, and we got to big up Cardi B first and foremost. It's her second album.

It feels like she's been here forever, like, killing the game. Yeah. This is album number two, her sophomore album. It just dropped called, Am I the Drama? And she made it drama. Oh, yeah. What's the drama in this album, Angie? Dude, okay.

So you guys know, no, she's always like, there's girls that are always beefing with her things like that, right? Yeah. And so there's actually one song, Magnet, where she's dissing JT from City Girls. Yep. This is Magnet off of Cardi B's new album.

You've been trashed since birth. Mama didn't want you print this baby a bagging at it. Bottom feeder acting. Oh, that dick ride is you ain't get no feature. She's mad. She got a shit. She'd be sharing bags with.

My dick and cheap, but I don't stick no. Jesus. I want to throw a chair across the room right now. No. It was a lot. It was a lot. Yeah. But she just straight up opening it.

You were trash as you were born. Yeah. And then made the reference to Brenda's got a baby. I know. Which is a song by Tupac where a young girl threw her baby in the day. That poor baby's been through enough. Yeah. I know.

They say Brenda's got a baby, but Brenda's barely got a brain. But that's not it. She didn't stop at JT. Who else got it? She also, she got a Bia back, you guys. She got Bia back with Pretty and Pett. Need five beer songs going to point it to your head I'm dead

Jesus Christ No I'm telling you she's addressing her by name That was that Chris Brown this right Yeah Her and Bia Her and Bia had a beef A little back and forth Was it earlier this year

Or was it sometime last year Last year Did a whole thing Did a did a disc song Going on Twitter and all over that Cardi just stayed quiet Yeah she didn't say anything Cardi did mention her

Please don't know anybody Don't nobody want to be it And then Bia did a whole disc song And then Cardi stayed quiet And she says on this record You know I'm gonna I took my time with it I'm gonna go on my time

You gotta listen to my album To hear my disc Which is smart It is financially So she and that song Pretty and petty Cardi keeps going at Bia Why you got kicked

You can smell it for you see I'm like Weaves to the floor I'm like It's catchy It's catchy Yeah Beas got to walk around With some mince now

because they'll be seeing her breastink. Yeah. It's so simple. Somewhere someone said that her breast stink and then Cardi's like, let me wrong with this. Oh, man. Yeah, you know what, Bia's going to respond. You know what? I've been stalking Bia and JT to see if they said anything and they've been real quiet.

They haven't said anything. They're in the lab, that's why. Yeah. They're in the control center right now because they've just been bombed, man. Like that was a lot. Alert, alert. What's going on? Okay, but then you know what?

Cardi's like done with like the whole dissing and then she gets in her back of like singing. This is actually the one with Lizzo. That's not Cardi B singing. That's Lizzo singing, by the way. Song is called what's going on. It's a sample too. It's a sample from, I don't know what record,

but it's a sample. It's like an alternative song. Yeah, yeah. I like it, though, because he's like, he wasn't doing it right. And I said, hey! And I thought that was so funny. Yeah.

It's like a part two of like, Be Careful with me. That's how I took it. For the first album. She mentioned it in the hook. Yep. Yep, she does. And then also she does start talking about offset and their relationship.

Last time you fucked up said I was done. Left up again. I took you back. This shit I was done. I held back for you was really biting my tongue. Should have fell back from you instead. I gave you a son. I don't regret it.

It's a blessing. Just know I learn my lesson. So stop with all that calling me a texting. Man. I love her angry. Like her angry. She's not even angry, though. No, she was, it was like a emotional.

Emotional. song 100%. And often when you hear one side of the story you hear the part of like here's my take and what you did wrong and it was really easy especially with all that offsets done publicly like tune on her and other ornaments

you know that she could have just been like he was wrong but she also was self-reflecting on it. Do you have that part too? She does, she does. You was my twin. You was my person. It's you was me but the evil version. I really hope you find love. I hope you find a good spirit. I hope she's satisfying Myonies and everything that I did it.

And I mean that it's a lot of pressure when I did an icon. I know things could have been perfect in a different lifetime. But I really do wish you the best. All right. That could be taking as sarcasm. No, she'll be honest. The part that I'm talking about is where she was saying, like, I chose muse. I was so busy that I didn't put you first.

I think that's hell of accountable. True. It could have just been like, you did me wrong. I hate you. You suck. But it was like, now, you did me wrong. but also I could have asked you how you're feeling because I saw what I was doing was kind of getting to you

where I kind of prioritized other things. You know what I'm saying? She mentioned when like he was hurting that might have been referring to like when takeoff passed and stuff like that like. No, she was there for him with take off. Yeah. Well, she said hurting like I mean.

Yeah, I don't want to reach on that one though. I'm not quite sure about that. She was legit there for him. She tried to make them all patch up together afterwards. But I guess that accountability of their relationship. Like I took work more serious than I think. took you. Yeah.

And then you also messed up on me. So it's a full, like, well-balanced album. It is. I love it. Of, like, turn up, of turn on you and of, like, literally turn on myself and see what's going on with me. And it's called, Am I the Drama? And it's out now.

Make sure you peep it. And we're here for this. What's going down, Vic? Look, LeBron is finally speaking on his beef with Drake. And it's not the response I expected, at least. Okay. Because he was asked about his current relationship with Drake, and he said this. Drake.

are y'all cool what's the status there is this someone you always have love for always always always wish him the best um obviously different places right now currently he's doing this thing i'm doing mine um but it's always love for sure so i'm surprised that he kept it pretty classy yeah because i know recently lebron has been a lot more like outspoken about things and he's kind of like in his like older man grumpy phase and he's just like speaks his mind like you know and so to me i I was like, you know, the world knows you guys aren't on great terms, right? You know, the first telltale sign was, you know, Drake covered up his LeBron tattoo. Right. You replaced it with the SGA tat. Yeah. And then, you know, also he did the whole song titled Fighting Irish Freestyle. Where he was talking about we family while I'm not the cousin to visit.

God forbid we ever got to tarnish your public image. All that brother talk is if I really discover the sibling. Six degrees, my memories retrieving our humble beginnings. Yeah. Pretty much, you know, threatened to ruin his public image. by revealing secrets about him. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

And Drake has been outspoken about the drama with LeBron. Drake doesn't like that LeBron was at the pop out with Kendrick last year. And he doesn't like that he sees LeBron dancing to not like us, you know, or just he feels like LeBron should have chose his side and stayed there. And LeBron, I guess, has always tried to be neutral and appreciates Kendrick's music as well. You know, LeBron's the reason why Kendrick's. the Untitled Unmastered EP because he was like, hey, I heard this piece that you did. I got to need all of it. So he's had a lengthy relationship with both artists.

Drake may have felt, but you're closer to me. And I know things about you, FYI. So now when asked and he kind of gave this really, really politically correct answer. Drake, are y'all cool? What's the status there? Is this someone you always have love for? Always, always wish from the best. Obviously, different places right now currently.

He's doing this thing. I'm doing mine. But it's always love for sure. Yeah. You know that's going to be what gets to Drake the most. For sure. Yeah. Because here I am.

I've been saying all of these things and told you how mad I am and then you're just sending me love. Yeah. Wish you the best. I probably would have been a little more like messy. Like how do you feel about Drake covering the tattoo? Yeah. It's like you're kind of forced more to like speak on it.

Yeah. Because right here he was able to kind of smooth his way out of it. Yeah. Give that politically correct answer. Yeah. But, all right, so we are going to say goodbye to an L.A. legend and future baseball hall of famer tonight, you guys, the Dodgers' very own Clayton Kershaw. All right.

Yesterday he announced he will retire at the end of the season, and he said this in the press conference. I love being here. I wouldn't change that for anything. Yeah, I'm going to call it. I'm going to retire. We've talked about a lot. Ellen and I talked about a lot. Kiddos talked about it a lot.

I'm at peace with it. I think it's the right time. Dang it, Ellen. I saw what I wanted to do. The hardest one is the teammates. So I'm not even going to look you guys in the eye. You mean so much to me. We have so much fun.

I'm going to miss it. I'm going to miss, you know, working out day one in the wait room, listening to crazy music with you guys. Shirtless Sundays. I'm going to miss all of that. Finally! He is torn up about this. He said he didn't want to look his teammates in the eye.

He was obviously choked up when speaking about this. And tonight, Kershaw makes his final regular season start at home. Wow. 7.10 p.m. Yeah. I remember you guys calling him like Old Yeller. He needs to be taken to the back and pew-pute.

I did say that. Yeah. Why are you like, oh my God, because now he's gone. Yeah, it's different. Yeah, what? Yeah, I'm so faithful, man. It's about that time. No, I totally understand it.

But we're acting like it's a surprise. I thought this is what y'all wanted. Every start of the season for the past few years, the guys have been like, no, don't come back, stay out there. You're like, Old Yeller. We don't need you, blah, blah, blah. And now he's like, all right, I'm going to just get out because I'm like, old yeller.

And they're like, no, please don't go. Okay, but I cried at the end of Old Yeller. You did? Wasn't it like in the 20s or something? Yeah, no, I'm really sad because, you know, like, obviously the last two, three seasons, he hasn't been himself. He hasn't been very good. That was why I was like, come on, bro, hang it up.

I didn't think he had any left in the tank. But this season, he absolutely proved me wrong. He was there when we needed him. And he did it. his best and I'm like dang he's still elite and now he's walking away on his terms of like... When you say he was there when we needed him who is we? The Dodger fans.

Oh, oh. Oh well yeah not like we as in like Mexicans but you know. What are you saying? We're saving for him. We didn't need him. Yeah we did. We're waiting. Because even being just a baseball fan in general like Kershaw was one of the

greatest pictures. Wow. Is he the greatest Dodger player? One of the greatest one of the greatest I'm not asking you, Padres fans. Well, no, just baseball fan. He's up there. He's in the inner circle even of, like, the Hall of Fame, like they're saying. No, for sure.

He's definitely one of the greatest. Yeah, three Sai Yung. Aung. An MVP award, two-time World Series champion. You know, he's, he's done it all. And he's been doing this since he was 20 years old in a Dodgers uniform and been with us the entire time. Yeah.

It's rare to have, like, players stick to one team for a long time in sports nowadays. So, Kershaw being one of those. Yeah, being a franchise player for the Dodgers. And then just, as much as it's like you talk smack you're like oh man hang it up get him out of here oh my god he's leaving he's going

oh my god was it because like I said get him out of here that's so funny I knew you were leaving but not so soon bruh uh last year when the Dodgers won the world series he didn't play but he was kind of like their their cheerleader their mascot

you know even when they won he like took off his shirt or something and he had like a beer belly and like that's just not like her shock He's like this fit guy, you know, to just kind of see it. And I'm sure he's going to have the great time, like, saying goodbye and, like, being out of here. I interviewed him last year, too, and I lost the audio and I was distraught. Because I'm like, I don't know when's another time I'm going to interview him unless I pull up to the old folks home later. This fool can call him mold yellow, but I just can't call him home.

Well, to my Sunday league, he'll be there. Well, you're going to have a chance, and all Dodger fans are going to have a chance to say goodbye to him all weekend. Because tonight's the final regular season start So you can go see him actually pitch for the last time But then there's Clayton Kershaw Bobbohead Night Which is Saturday And then Sunday at 1 10 p.m. He's going to address all the fans before the game.

Oh, is he finally going to say something? To roll up. Yeah. Oh, about, no, not about that. Just about his career. Oh, okay. Just asking. Shout out to Kershaw.

Shout out to the Dodger fans. I'm going to miss him. I'm going to miss him. Same. How? He didn't even do it. Bro, I need to pull up the audio. It's summer.

I admit it. I said it like last week. I'm like, damn, man, why didn't say that about Chris? I'm going to miss him on the base. Thank you. I'm going to play it on the radio. Let's put it.

Because it's like the, it didn't wrong. I know. Whatever. I know. But speaking of saying goodbye, the other people in late night, the other hosts, right? Like Jimmy Fallon. Who are the other people? Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert are, you know, saying goodbye essentially to Jimmy Kimmel.

They gave their piece on what happened to him. They're addressing the Jimmy Kimmel suspension in their own. way. And, you know, but all of these are late-night talk show host, and they're seeing what's going down with a fellow late-night talk show host. They all have monologues. They all have these moments where they kind of give their take. It's their fine to be he-he-haha or give just like that, that touch of who they are to

their respective shows. And Jimmy Fallon was the first one up, and here's how he addressed the situation. Well, guys, the big story is that Jimmy Kimmel was suspended by ABC after pressure from the FCC leaving everyone thinking WTF. This morning I woke up to 100 text messages for my dad saying, I'm sorry they canceled your show. I go, that's not me. That's Jimmy Kimmel.

But to be honest with you all, I don't know what's going on. And no one does, but I do know Jimmy Kimmel. And he's a decent, funny, and loving guy, and I hope he comes back. No, he followed it up with like, but that's not going to stop me from talking about Donald Trump. And then he goes on and he's like, yesterday, Donald Trump and then the voice or was like was looking amazing. Oh my God.

Like he was making that joke of it. Yeah. And then, uh, oh, sorry, real quick. They, they were trying to say like Jeffrey Epstein and then they were placed it with Jeff Goldblum. Like every time he'll say something, saying he was being like censored by the network. It was really funny. That's funny.

That's how he took it. And by the way, people did confuse Fallon with Kimmel. We had a meeting yesterday afternoon with our bosses and he's like, yeah, you know what happened with Fallon? I'm like Kimmel. Yeah. One of the Jimmy. It's because they're one named Jimmy.

Yeah. Both name Jimmy. All right, let's go to how Steve Colbert touched on the whole thing. And to Jimmy, and to Jimmy, just let me say, I stand with you and your staff 100%. And also, you couldn't let me enjoy this for like one week. Just come on. He's holding an Emmy that he just won. So he was having his moment of like, yo, like, I just won an Emmy.

This is incredible. So people were giving them credit. And then he's like, damn, now the story's all about you. Come on. It's the version of like, Joe. talking with it is still addressing with it and then showing I guess that brotherhood between talk show hosts and comedians yeah yeah like a peer group it was cool it was cool to see all right all morning we've been playing you the m i the drama album from cardi B uh I hit you with the record

that I really like it's called bodega baddie bodega body hey this part do I twerk do I just move my hips you got to what am I doing This one, I was like, this feels like Kinseniera time, like Friday time, like all of that. And I was telling you, Greg, I'm like, this sounds like other records, right? Yeah, he does. Yeah. So Greg, see, I gave you the challenge to do a little mashy, mashy. A little mix, you know.

A little mix. Oh, you did a whole little mix? Something light, you know? Just show Eman who's a man around here. Why does that have to do with Eman now? You and beefing with father figures. It's crazy. All right.

Let's get into Greg's his little mashy, mashy, bodega batty mix. Let's get into it. They got back. The perfect song to add into all of this. When I heard the beeper song, I was like, this feels like the beeper song. Yeah. But it also feels like La Vaca. It feels like a lot of it.

It just fits right in. That's what she made it for, okay? But then it's modern because that has the Jersey Club kind of new vibes. She did that. Pick a baby girl. Pick a baby girl. Cardi B. Am I the drama out now?

Let's get into some music. More Brownback after this.