Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 563 🥴 Hickies & Heartbreaks | Brown Bag Mornings (09/23/25)
Episode Date: September 23, 2025Today's episode is centered around a packed "Homie Help Line" segment, in which a 22-year-old listener seeks advice after he cheated on his new girlfriend with his ex of five years, resulting in six h...ickeys and subsequent guilt-induced ghosting. Additionally, the hosts dive into pop culture, debating if a reality TV star's elaborate floral proposal is "Simp or Pimp", breaking down the massive weight mismatch in the upcoming Gervonta "Tank" Davis vs. Jake Paul exhibition fight, and discussing the surprising musical collaboration between long-time mortal enemies Young Thug and YFN Lucci. |Edited by @iamdyreSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Come on.
Hi, one of six, brown bag mornings, Buenos Aires.
It's September 23rd, 6, 37 a.m.
I'm here.
I'm Leti.
Concrete's here.
What up?
Vick's here.
Maximo?
Damn.
Little concrete.
Little concrete.
No.
No.
No, you are who you are, Mac.
No, that's what they call me.
You're your own person, your own identity.
We don't think this is.
We don't got you little concrete.
Can we call Concrete Maximo Senior?
Maximo Senior.
Maximo Senior. And you, Concrete Jr.
Agis here?
Yes, I am.
Greg is here.
All encobicados.
I know.
Yes, we're cool.
Second day of fall.
I came through.
The AC's like right next to me and Angie, so it's always cold on this side.
But why don't you wear sleeves?
Why did you get like a rocker?
Why did you do that, Greg?
Because it gets hot.
Greg is wearing a sleeveless tea.
Yeah.
A muscle.
Yeah.
I forgot that the ACs is.
right here and it blows right into me, Jose and Andy.
That's what I think about when I see you.
And are you okay?
Good morning.
We have your tickets to go to Universal Studios Hollywood, Halloween,
horror nights.
I have to tell you about something we tried before the show even started and how we
miserably failed at it.
Universal Studios Hollywood, Halloween Horror Nights tickets.
So what we were thinking of doing is later on at 830 to show.
you how many times, to show you like scream audio, like scream cam almost, of how many times
we were able to scare concrete, okay? And so the team has been tasked with scaring you,
con. Oh my God. Yeah. Already there have been three attempts. Yeah. Angie, Maximo, and Vic.
Angie did it when you first came into the station. You said she startled you? It was nothing
to doze. I got a little razzle dazzled there. Okay, okay. Maximo, you already knew what was coming
with Maximus.
Or?
I didn't see it coming, but it wasn't theatrical enough.
It gave you nothing.
I think the one that gave a lot of effort.
Well, Angie, you did a lot of effort because you said, my knees hurt.
She let her knees for like 10 minutes.
Hey, yo.
All right.
Try that.
That's a scary.
So then Vic did his thing and he got under the table.
Whoa.
Where concrete sits.
What?
He was just lying and wait.
He was just sitting there.
And then he was like, boo.
And I was like,
But he was whacked.
Yeah, his
sound was weak.
I was there this weekend.
That was a scary weekend.
That was fun.
But you guys are wack.
Yeah.
Thanks.
So I think we failed.
We still have our attempts, Lettie.
I know, but we were expecting like,
ah,
like,
like,
Oh, my heart.
My heart.
The kid and my heart.
The kid and my dad.
I'm like,
do you all of that?
So I think we're just going to try to figure out how else to give away these tickets.
We just know that we tried.
That was the plan.
That was the plan.
Next time can you rev it up?
Can you just be like, oh my God, that was so scary?
Yeah, for sure.
Pretz.
We're like, Chrisito scaring you.
Like, ah, that's so crazy.
Use the chops.
Use the acting chops.
All right.
All right.
You ready for your weather, bro?
Let's go.
All right.
Let's get to it.
And now, the weather.
With concrete storm.
Feritas, it is going down for Tuesday, September 23rd.
First, we are off to the city of Santa,
Luida, you're going to be hotter than sizzling fajitas.
Your high today will be 91 degrees.
Next, we're off to the court of Van Nuys,
where the real is going to have you saying,
Ta very good, ta very nice.
Your high will be 89 degrees.
Nice.
Now we slide to the city of Pomona,
where girls take pride,
where you call them La Chona.
Your high will be 91 degrees.
And lastly, we hit the city of Tustin,
the dangerous and spooky where everybody's dugging
and busts, no, I'm just kidding, that's actually really nice.
It is so nice.
It's actually really nice over there.
Your head will be 87 degrees.
Let's take it back to Pomona.
Scary, spooky Spadra Cemetery, established in 1868, enclosed around 1971, contains about
212 graves.
Visit of the Spadra report.
Disembodied voices.
Aw, shadowy fakers.
Oh, man!
What?
That was, that's it.
That's it.
That was that, that's it.
You're going to do it right now.
Oh my.
That's doing it.
That was a good.
Yeah.
You tried.
Are you going to try too, Mona?
Bring me a coquita, for a while.
Dude, that was so whack.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
Legend tells a story of a little boy,
ghostly figures who giggles tugs at people's clothes after dark.
All right.
And more malevent-spirited nickname the friar.
who supposedly becomes aggressive towards visitors.
You can actually get a tour there, guys, if you guys want to go.
We should all go together.
I'm down.
I'm down.
To the Spaja Cemetery in Pomeroyne.
Oh, no, no, no, not the cemetery.
That's, well, where else are you thinking?
Outside.
Outside.
Outside.
Outside.
Outside and from the cemetery.
Oh, because, like, the ghosts are like, oh, no, don't go outside.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Come on, guys.
And maybe you guys are going to try to scare me there.
Santa Clarita.
You're going to be 91.
So be cool. Van Nuys, 89. Pomona, 91, and the thugging city of Tustin.
You're going to be 87 degrees. Be careful out there.
Yeah, man. Thank you so much.
She's good. Ciboy, Conchre. Bram Bank morning is a power 106. See you tomorrow?
Yeah, hopefully. If it's not the end of the world, like TikTok is saying.
We'll talk about that later on in the show. I don't know. It's just, yeah, TikTok is saying, not me.
We're going to talk about that coming up at 8 o'clock this morning. But our girl, Sasha Perez, Senator Sasha Perez, she represents the Pasadena area.
She actually invited us to go to those scary areas
Areas over there?
Let's go
There's scary areas in Pasoenna?
It is a scary house.
I don't want to say bridge.
Yeah.
The S bridge.
Yeah.
Over there in Pasadena.
Oh, the.
Yes.
And asylum is over there in Pasadena.
There's also a haunted house
that came out and ghost hunters.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
She said, let's do it.
There's been some scary stuff that's happened in Pasadena
after 2 a.m.
You and I, Stape,
about hitting on girls.
You had to stop on.
Grab the single mom.
The curve of the 2000s.
Hey girl.
What are you going, girl?
Do you see my shirts?
Don't have sleeves, girl.
Better to carry you with, girl.
Hey, I'm the DJ.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
He's their reason and ready.
He's still do jaywalking tickets over there.
Hey girl.
Hey girl.
To make money move.
That make money move.
Yeah, we do.
At least we're trying to.
But some of us lost a lot of money.
Spending on a cute little furry little thing
that hung on their purses.
I'm talking about Lubbuboos.
Apparently the craze
that once owned all of us
start of the year.
It's over.
It's over with it.
What?
Yeah.
Popmart has seen a slump in their sales
saying that the demand has cooled.
They dropped $6 billion in their net worth.
The founder, Wangning.
Wow.
Wangning.
I had a feeling that was going to have me.
Just because the Pop Mart stores
are popping up everywhere and I felt like
He just went to ham.
It's not even the pot-mart stores.
There's those little, like, little pop-ups.
Vending machines.
Yeah.
There's no store.
There's a vending machine.
I do think their business model really, really messed up.
Because here's the thing, as someone that would, that like Labibu's and even likes the other lines inside Pop Mart.
You go inside Pop Mart.
It's a store full of mystery box toys.
That's the new thing.
That your kid don't know what they're going to get.
They're just going to, like, pop it up.
Think of it like when we were in the 25 cents machines.
Like, we didn't know which little ring we were going to.
Which sticker?
Which sticker we were going to get?
There was some type of thrill.
And you know how you could see what it was?
And then you wanted something, right?
Yeah.
Because of that, you spend more because you didn't get the one you want, the first try maybe.
So that's the whole gist.
That's their whole business model.
And it works really well.
Yeah.
However, because there's so much demand on it, you cannot buy Labubo's in store.
You go in store, they'll have the setup.
Yeah.
But then they'll say, yeah, if you want the Labou, you have to buy online.
and do pickup in store.
If you buy online, all the bots take it.
Yeah.
So it's literally like you're never going to get it.
So stupid.
And because of that, that makes people just like turn down about it.
Like you try so much and you're going on like the drop.
Like I'm sure that you guys get frustrated when the Nike drops.
You never get it.
And it's like, man, why don't I even want to do this anymore?
I'm going to go buy some Adidas.
It's a lot of work.
And then at this point, you could buy whatever Lubu you want right now too
because there's so many ways to open it without.
How?
Like that's how I bought mine.
My blue one.
I really wanted the blue one.
Okay.
And then they were like, yeah, this is the blue one right here.
So I bought it right there.
How do you know?
How do you know?
On the bottom of it, you just open it.
Not from a pot mart seller, right?
It's from a reseller.
Oh, from a reseller.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not from someone that works.
No, but they tell you the secrets of how to find out which one you want.
No, they probably have a box and then they cut it and they checked there, right?
And you probably paid more than retail.
No.
Well, I got to connect, sorry.
But anyways.
But that's what I'm saying.
It's easy to find.
It's easy to get one.
It's not easy.
It's easy, but not at the price that you'd have to pay.
Yeah.
Like, resell, it's easy.
Yeah.
You want the secret one?
Just $100.
No, yeah, but that's frustrating to go inside a store physically.
A physical store, bro.
And then being told, no, you can't buy this.
There's a whole scene in the 40-year-old Virgin about this.
It's an eBay store.
He walks in, he's like, I really want to buy these boots.
Oh, is it the boots that have the goldfish in it?
Jonah Hill, he's like, I really want to buy these boots.
And they're like, we don't sell anything here.
He says, like, so why do you have?
have the boots.
Just give them to me.
No, you have to buy them online.
But I'm here right now.
So it was like a whole confrontation.
I really will say that that's like something that hurt Popmart more than it helped.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
These little things, they're always going to be cute.
They're always going to be fluffy.
They're going to come in different versions and different colors all over that.
But if you don't get that business model right where I get that gratification of going
in the store buying it and now I walk out with something, it's never going to work.
True.
Never.
Never.
Hey, before I get into Simper Pimp, it's time to give it full of their flowers.
Who are we giving flowers to?
Today, we are giving flowers to, well, what's better than one hot Eva?
It's two hot Evas.
Okay.
These two ladies deserve their flowers.
Eva Mendez and Eva Longoria, who are actually cousins.
No, I'm just kidding.
What?
What's going out?
From Westelia Lane to sitting in the director's chair, Eva Longoria has given us memorable projects from Desperate Housewives
to produce it and directing the hot chito story for Richard.
Montaniers.
A Latina in Hollywood is taking charge and what, and that's what we need.
From welcome to Miami music video with Will Smith to co-starring with Will Smith and the hit movie Hitch,
Eva Mendez has always been a true hustler, making countless movies and moves to make
every Latina proud.
Yes.
These ladies deserve our flowers or their flowers.
So shout-outs to Eva Mendez and Eva Longoria.
Yes, and shout to everybody that's ever confused the two.
Even right now, as he's reading the Wikipedia on them, he'd be like, oh, wait,
I don't read the Wikipedia.
How dare you say I read the what?
Let me do it.
For what?
I wrote that.
Cute.
So beautiful.
Checking it has a lot of misspels.
But when people, as you're reading the bio, people are me like, wait, which one is it?
Yeah.
Which Eva?
Which one was the?
Who was our hitch?
There's a training day and Desperate Housewives.
That's why I keep them like, you know.
I don't know if it's true or not.
But in my high school, they said Eva Mendez went to that high school, Hoover High.
I don't know if it's true or not.
What?
Everyone's like, yeah, like, celebrity alumni.
Yeah, Eva Mendez.
And also, like, one of the foolsmiths of it down.
I didn't even know she was from here.
From out here, from this area.
I mean, Eva Longgris is from, like, San Antonio, right?
Eva Mendez attended Hoover High.
Let's go!
Wow!
That's ours!
Yeah, and then I was like, yeah, I'm never going to beat the celebrity alumni here.
She was a too fast, too furious.
It's that girl.
Yeah, yeah.
That's Eva Mendez.
Yeah.
I thought of the Lord of Gloria.
And, no, Eva Longer is a little.
He's super cute
That's a bird housewife
Yes
All right
Big big big
Big them up
Yes
Definitely
Fulettes that deserve
Their flowers
Let's get into
Simper Pimp
Simp
Or Pimp
PIMP
SIP
Sip Sip Sip
Sip Sip
And today's Simp
Nominy
Are we gonna make it
Her
No no it's him
It's him
Yeah
He'd never simp her
His name is
Lewis Russell
He's actually
Love Island Star
Huda's
boyfriend
I'm a mommy.
Mommy?
I'm a mom.
Mamasita.
No, I'm a mommy.
My goodness.
So, Huda is a Love Island star.
She actually, I think it's probably one of the most famous people that came out of that series.
For sure, easily, yeah.
Yes, and throughout the thing, she would, you know, date different people, and that was what the show was about.
It was about, like trying to find Love Island.
Love Island, they all trying to hook up on Love Island.
She didn't find her man.
Actually, dude that she hooked up with, broke up.
of her right before the
on the last episode.
Yep.
And then people since then,
because they're all locked up
on whatever the house or island is,
so they have no contact
with the outside world,
but she had been going viral,
people falling in love with her,
one of them being Greg Steve.
And so you could tell
once she got outside,
bro, people are going to be
all in her.
And one of them is Louis Randall.
He's actually also a reality TV show star.
He's on a two out of handle
and the perfect match.
And he was known
because according to Vic, he is someone who is kind of like a cloud chaser.
So people were questioning this relationship.
However, he went above and beyond to ask who to out.
And what he did is that he decorated a whole room with flowers.
And then he put a balloon decor that said, be mine.
Which is kind of like if it's Valentine's Day.
It looks like a prom proposal.
Yeah.
Proposal.
Yeah, that's what it looks like.
It's pretty insane because this isn't even like a proposal for like marriage or anything.
It's literally, can you be my girlfriend?
Uh-huh.
And she said yes.
And he got the girl that all the guys want.
True, true, true.
Yeah, she actually posted a picture and then captioned off the market.
And everyone went crazy.
They had been rumored to be together.
It was a little weird too, right?
Because they're all part of the reality TV hookup shows.
Yeah.
And he's like cringe, no?
He's not like it?
No, no, yeah.
And he got dumped basically by his best friend and his girlfriend, like, they don't
don't talk to him anymore because he was just like too clout chacey everything was content so it's like
yeah so it's like this this relationship is right down that alley it's like okay this is obviously
for content supposedly they have like a Netflix show coming so that's all like part of this and it just
feels very like fake and forth so you're saying i have my chance though no after the season's finished
no no she's off the market and you're not her type uh oh yeah and you wouldn't and you wouldn't be like
Lewis and go above and beyond for her
and do this whole setup just to ask
her out. She might foreclose. Don't worry.
You might be able to pick that up.
She's off the market, right?
She might foreclose or something on that.
Oh, she might foreclose.
Sometimes it's hard to understand.
I mean, I don't know.
Do you have men in your mouth?
Okay.
No, I understood.
Okay.
I understood ropa.
For ropa.
For clothes.
For clothes.
Like she might go into foreclosure
And there you got it
Be much cheaper
Yeah I always thought you were telling Greg
That foreclose
Yeah I thought that too
I was like what
Have you seen his clothes?
Maybe I just be concrete
That's what your mind is that
You for show dude
Is she like she?
Oh yeah
Yeah she does
So I guess what's up in the air
Of whether the Simper Pimp
is the guy's proposal to her
Keep in mind that this dude
Is like a cloud chaser full
he's part of the whole reality TV show dating like a era where everybody kind of goes on these shows.
They're so hot.
They work out, all of that.
And she is with him.
This is her man.
They did a whole post about it.
He decorated the house or the apartment or the hotel room with white balloons, flowers,
and the words be mine in balloon letters.
Is that sim or pimp?
I'm not giving any of my attention at all.
I hate the dude.
Oh, my.
So is a sim or Pimp?
He got her.
She was arguing one of the most wanted girls right now.
Like you have been one of the most famous that came out of Love Island.
And again, she came out single.
So everybody was, I'm sure her DM's full of rappers, athletes, other influencers, all of that.
And Greg.
Don Benjamin lookalikes all in her DMs.
Lookalikes, not gone himself.
Yeah, and lookalikes.
And then Greg thinks he has a chance.
I do have a chance.
No, but he's the one that got her.
Right.
Yeah.
No, no.
But he's simp because what you didn't see, it said be mine.
And then it said on TV only.
Oh, no, it's enough.
Can we call him crinch, pimp?
That's crinch.
Just cringe.
Angie thinks it's too much as well.
Yeah, but I think he's just very crinch, but it's pimp because he got the girl.
No.
Yeah, he got her.
Yeah, I think it's pink.
Netflix got her.
All what I had to do was send an emoji heart to me.
Legit, that's how he started like being official.
He just sent a heart?
Yeah, it was like, I said, here's the heart, take care of it.
And then he's like, here's my heart, take care of it.
And it was like, different color.
That's simple.
Well, how do you ask a girl out?
How'd you ask a girl out?
How'd you ask a girl to be your girlfriend?
You ask her.
Yeah, no, how?
Explain how.
Can you be my girl?
You got a looker and I after a Dodger game and then just, you're mine now.
Is that how you got Jordan?
Yeah, that's what I did.
Talk to me.
Really?
That's what happened.
Tell me about it.
Yeah, the Dodgers won, a great game, and then, you know, went to my car and I was like,
you're mine now.
And then?
And then we got together.
Your mind now.
That's insane.
That's what happened.
Actually, I don't think I ever asked my girl, though, like officially.
We just hung out and then it just became like an everyday thing
And then we were just never she moved in
So maybe you guys aren't even officially together
So I'm single?
No you're not
What is it?
What's understood?
It doesn't have to be what is it?
Yeah
I said
How did you ask you your last girlfriend?
My last girlfriend?
Yeah.
After like we for the first night that we met
What?
See
I don't know what you said that
It's true
So you made her your girlfriend the first night you met?
What?
He made her whistle.
After that, I was like, yo, you're locked it with me now.
You belong to me.
You belong to me.
I don't believe it.
The way you say it is funny, but I don't believe it.
100% the truth.
That's how you made her your girlfriend.
Yeah, because I was just like, I don't do this.
It's not usually me.
And I'm literally like.
But you said it's the first night that you guys met.
The first night we met.
You guys are also in here saying those girls aren't it material.
Yeah, I learned that.
I learned that.
I learned that.
That was your lesson.
That was my lesson.
Yeah.
But no,
I swear God,
like that,
that night.
So at least Hooda got
balloons and flowers
and be mine and opposed.
This is been.
Because it could have been that.
It could have been.
You're mine now.
That's crazy.
I'm calling this guy cringe.
I think he's cringe.
Well,
that's not an option.
You don't have that anymore.
Pimp.
You're pimping.
We're pimping in.
We're pimping him.
Pimp!
Pim!
He got the girl.
He got Huda.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you for.
The homie help line.
Lalo needs our help.
Lalo sent us a DM and said,
OMG, I need your advice on this mess I made.
He said, I just started dating again after my high school sweetheart and I broke up after five years.
But I just got with this gorgeous girl.
And she's got me changed.
changing my life for the better.
I'm going to church and getting on the right track.
Good for you.
Good one, good one.
See how long it lasts.
Oh, my God.
Hopefully it lasts forever.
Yes.
Then one night, I went fishing with friends, and I got a little turn with some
BMCs.
Ah.
Oh, people are real sense.
He typed that in.
I don't know.
I'm saying, ah!
By the way, VCs will do that to you.
BMCs, ah.
Yeah.
Must have been.
The Hamika one.
Yeah, I was thinking that.
I was thinking that.
Then he said, I got a text for my ex, and it turns out she was at the beach.
No.
Oh.
The same beach.
I don't know how, or I don't know how, but I somehow made my way there after a famous
shrimp tray from San Pedro and some drinks on the rocks.
Oh, some shrimp and drinks?
And let's just say my neck looks like it was hit with rocks after that.
He said, after I hit it.
it. I felt guilty.
Mainly because I instantly
thought about the new girl.
That's that PNC right there.
Brown bag. I messed up.
Post something clarity.
Yes.
Oh, it's just clarity.
Not VNC.
VMC's, but you have PNC.
I should be their marketing.
He said, I went completely ghost.
I want to hit her up,
but I should I be 100%
honest or just count my losses.
She still texts me,
and says, I hope you're having a good day, but brown bag, I messed up big and I need your help.
This situation happened Saturday.
We were supposed to go to church, then brunch on Sunday, and I never went.
I ghosted her.
And I still got the vampire marks on my neck from my ex.
And then church people be crazy.
They're freaky.
No, no, the ex.
I'm saying, it's still freaky.
No.
No, the ex gave him.
not the church girl. The new girl's a church girl.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
The ex is the vampire.
Yeah. And the new girl
is the ghost. It'll be a big girl church.
Of course. Yeah. Yeah.
That's definitely not what's being said. But I
asked him how many hickeys. He said six hickies
total. What? My little.
And Lalo, Lalo's on the line. What's up Lalo?
Hello. Hello. Good morning. Good morning, bro, babe.
Hi, Lalo. Lalo. Are you talking to us
with the icy spoon on your neck
trying to get rid of it?
As we speak, it's right on my neck.
You didn't feel when they were,
like, I don't know when the vacuum was vacuuming?
It was the VMC.
I didn't feel nothing.
I was on the live guard pose.
The wazzer-hitted edge.
What?
Literally, I'm telling you.
How old are you, bro?
I'm 22.
I better be 23.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
All right.
All right, so this X that you meet up with, you guys were dating all of high school?
All of high school.
So why did you guys break up?
Okay, so it's kind of like a crazy story.
So I made like reservations for this, it's called Rooftop of Berrylee Hills.
Okay.
And the reservation was going to, I was going to marry her that.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're going to marry her and you're going to propose.
I was going to propose.
I was going to propose.
My bad, my back.
And I made the whole thing.
I, like, there's balloons,
was going to be like, will you, like, question my question mark.
And it was just going to be like candles, everything.
It's going to be nice.
And, but on the way there, on the way there, I know, right?
I'm 22.
I'm trying to do that.
Crazy.
But on the way there, on the way up there, I live in Chino, so it was a cool little drive.
I asked her, I was like, I was like, let me just ask her.
I was like, would you marry me?
And then she laughed about it at first, and she said no.
And I was like, wait, what?
Like, come on, five years.
We're living together practically.
Like, you're not going to.
marry me. She's like, we're young. It's too early. And I'm like, well, then let's just get a
divorce. And she's like, no. And then that started the little rockiness from there.
Wait, so then let's get a divorce if we get married, like, and it doesn't work out.
Exactly. It's like it. It's got to be forever.
It's not. I like this guy.
Smart man. Okay. So you guys break up on the way to the proposal?
It started our little rocks. And then she started going to family parties. And she wasn't
inviting me but I was inviting her all my family stuff and then her excuse was saying that I wasn't
family and I was like we're together for five years we're not family.
Damn.
Okay, okay, wait.
She was really quick.
She was having a prima.
Did you like not go to the setup of the dinner that you set up for the will you?
No, not at all.
We just went somewhere else.
Oh.
That probably happens more often than not.
Like if you were at as like restaurants and stuff, it's like, yeah, it just doesn't work out.
Lalo.
So, okay, it was a hard breakup.
Then you're dating this new girl.
Tell me about the new girl.
Oh, man, she's awesome.
Like, I'm telling you, she's, like, perfect.
Like, the way we click, it's just, it's just, like, it's just perfect.
She's a wedita.
She's like, I don't even know how to explain it.
Like, it's perfect.
You know what I mean?
This guy's a lover boy.
You actually didn't describe her at all.
She said she's lightscape.
You know what I mean?
Yeah. She's perfect.
Okay.
And she got you, like, to go to her.
church and all of that. You guys have been dating for two months.
Practically. Just been talking. And then we've been seeing going on dates. And
yeah, and then I met her little brother at church. And it's just crazy. And then here you go
in San Pedro with the Miches and the shrimp plants and the VMCs and then now you're all over.
Are you right?
With la Diablo. And your ex hits you up randomly. She was there too?
Yeah. She blocked me on Instagram. She had me blocked on everything. And the next thing you
know, I posted that I was fishing like a little.
picture of me, you know, nice little fit and everything with a fishing pool.
She set you up, bro.
Just so you know.
And then she slid up and she said, don't drown.
And I was like, I was like, would you save me?
That's what I say.
You know, I don't know why I said.
This guy's awesome.
You're fishing this dad.
You're easy, my dude.
I know.
You're supposed to be fishing for more fish in the sea.
You caught an old one.
You took the bait.
He became the fish.
All right.
So you meet up with her.
and then one thing leads to another,
and then you don't realize what's happening
until after it's happened.
Like, oh, I messed up.
Exactly.
So I wake up and I'm getting ready.
Until I'm getting ready, not like, like,
I wake up like maybe I want to say like 9 o'clock.
Church is around 10 o'clock.
I haven't hit up the girl.
She told me good morning, and I'm like, oh, let me rush, let me rush.
I get out the shower.
I check myself out, and I see my neck covered in marks.
I'm like, no way.
She said you up.
I would have gone to church.
A vampire attacked me last night.
I need Jesus.
Okay, so then you've been ghosting her ever since.
Yeah, and she's still texting good morning, good night.
I hope he works good.
And you're ghosting her?
You're not responding?
Yeah, it's good.
No.
No, I haven't responded to one.
Because he has guilt.
Yeah, he does.
As he should.
I mean, but technically, are you guys together?
No, that's what my friends keep telling me too.
Like, we're not together.
But the thing is, we always talk about how.
we want to put you.
Get, uh,
you know,
it's because you know
she doesn't deserve that.
Exactly.
And if she showed up
with a bunch of hickies from her ex,
it would hurt you.
Exactly.
It's not you with me.
So your question to us is
should you tell her
everything that went down
or should you wait
until your hickies go away
to hit her up?
Yeah, that's what I was kind of thinking.
I was like waiting.
Like maybe the close one would take
get rid of them, but it's not really working.
No.
And then I think maybe I should just tell
the trip or maybe just count my loss
and just give it up.
Oh.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It seems like she's nice enough to know
that like people make mistakes.
I don't know.
I think so because you're saying
she's really nice.
He goes to church.
That's what I'm going to say.
If he's going to take his loss,
we're her,
we got a suca Nello for these VMCs.
Oh God, not even.
VCs make your horns.
Yeah.
No?
So you know what?
Yeah.
No?
After the, after the,
After the loss to Crawford, they say VMC stands for Valemadre Canelo.
Oh.
And this feels like this too, right?
It feels like that.
Oh, my little, guys.
Just drink with caution.
Something might come up.
Hey, would you get back with your ex?
What's going down there?
Like, is she hitting you?
Are you like, are you like, why did you leave me on these marks?
Like, what's that?
I did text her.
And I texted, I was like, I'm hickied up.
That's what I said.
And then she just put like a, like a,
like a little like a jiff with like uh it was like i don't how explain it was like uh it was the duck
like blushing like it was like a duck oh my yeah like cartoon duck blushing yeah they're
flirting yeah y'all are so dumb there's something there's something there so so do you think she thinks
you guys are back yeah she keeps hitting me up now she keeps like trying to like uh like get dinner now
and stuff like that wow i keep telling her i'm with my friends i'm with my friends you don't want her
anymore? No, I want it done. I want that done.
Okay. You really? So much time. So much time. Yeah. Yeah, no, he's over.
He's about to turn 23 y'all. He's very much. He is very young.
And little guy, little guy would just a bunch of hickies on his neck.
I feel like when we were younger, people did this, like the whole, like, hikki thing.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. And it went away for a long time, but recently I feel like I've seen a lot more, like, younger people having it.
Really? They discovered it. It was kind of a flex. It was kind of a flex.
No.
A little bit of you were like
That's what
That's what I mean
Yeah
No yeah
That's what it was
It was kind of a flex at that time
Then it was like no it's trashy
It is
Apparently
Machimo said is coming back
Yeah it always has
That's disgusting
I honestly think like
It's I don't know
If it's like the young kids
Are figuring this out
Or I don't know what's going on
But I've seen it
And I'm like
What are you doing
Yeah
Where you can't see that
Yeah that's fine
Yeah that's fine
On the other neck
Do you feel me
No but I feel like
If you have them on your neck, like all big, right there.
Oh, this is a good question.
Lalo, has your ex ever left you hickies before, like when you guys were together?
No, not at all.
She knows what she's doing.
That's why they call them hater marks.
She was hating her territory.
She was making sure that because they're broken up.
And they've been acconsant in each other's life for five years.
So she's like, no, like, even if you're not mine, you're always mine.
Like marking the territory.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She did.
So he's ghosting the girl that he's known for two months.
He says she's perfect, you know, getting him into church and they've just been having a really
great time.
She texts him, good morning, good night, like I hope you have a good day, all of that.
And he's now tripping out because it's been a couple days.
He said this happened Saturday.
So it's been a few days where he already ditched her for church on Sunday and he's not
responding to her.
His question is, should he just let it go?
Like, keep ghosting her?
and she thinks literally he's not there anymore.
With guilt.
Of course, she was perfect.
And it wasn't enough.
That's your mind.
It wasn't enough for Lala.
Do you hear that?
It wasn't enough for you.
She was perfect, but that wasn't enough for you?
It's because they just ain't her, that's why.
No, he don't want his ex-bag.
Lalo, you want your ex-bag?
I can't, I can't go back.
But she would get it?
Would you do it if she asked?
Clearly.
Maybe.
Lalo's just easy, guys.
Lalo's just easy.
Lalo's just easy. It's not his fault.
Lalo's 23.
He's about to turn 23 years old.
And you know what?
Let's not all, like, just put all the blame on Lalo.
He was also outfishing in San Pedro.
He had some VMCs.
Oh, so interesting.
And like the thrill of his ex unblocking him.
Yeah.
And he had posted a photo.
You posted your fit?
All cool, huh, Lalo?
Like a fishing outfit?
What's a cool fishing fit?
It's because he posted his fishing ride.
He was thirst trapping.
And his best.
He was thirst trapping.
His ex responded, like, don't fall or don't drown?
You're trying to cut the crab?
Yes, she said, don't fall in the water or something like that.
And then what did you say?
He said, don't get me crabs.
And I was like, you'll save me?
Why are you flirting with your eggs?
It just came out.
It came out.
I don't know what to do.
I got nervous.
You got to DM us your fishing outfit.
Hey, I want to see it.
A little bucket hat.
Yeah, I want to know what like a dope fishing outfit.
Cargo shorts, bucket hat.
I don't know.
Is it swim trunks?
I don't know.
No, no, no, no, it's cargo shorts for the best with pockets.
For all the gadgets.
For all the gadgets?
Yeah.
All right.
So we're trying to help him out.
He wonders, should he just let the new thing go?
You know, the hikis, the marks, the signs, all of that.
Like, should he fess up?
They're not dating.
Like, they're not, they're talking.
They're not official.
So maybe this could be something that, like, at least you know,
he's honest.
Let's go to Taylor.
Taylor and Corona.
What's up, Taylor?
Taylor.
Hi, Taylor.
Hi, Taylor.
You heard it.
You heard the story.
Lalo's on the line.
What would you tell him?
I think that he just needs to leave that girl alone.
If he's already doing that and they're not even together,
and what's he going to do when they are together?
And if he's that easy to get,
it must be easy to get from, like, anybody.
So he needs to just leave that girl alone.
She deserves way better.
Because if she is perfect, then what's the problem?
I'm like, why did you go do that?
That makes no sense.
Oh, Taylor.
Because it's not his ex.
Taylor, on your notes, you said he's a dirt bag.
Yes, he is a dirt bag.
And then Lalo's response is like, but would you carry it?
Would you carry this bag of dirt?
Lalo's always just flirting.
Yeah, he's flirting with the world.
Like, Lalo, stop it.
Will you stop me?
That is Lalo.
You know?
All right.
Zay in South L'A.
Our guy Lalo, he's 203 years old.
He's young, you know, but he's seeing a new future with a girl that he's been talking
to new for two months.
He has an ex.
They were together for five years.
He even proposed to her, and she said, no.
That's the start of the end for that relationship, okay?
They broke up.
He got with this new girl is talking to her.
But over the weekend, he was over there in San Pedro, fishing with his homies.
Got a little bit tipsy off that VMC, okay?
Met up with his ex, who had unblocked him conveniently, same day.
Instagram.
I know.
And they met up at the beach.
Oh, funny.
We're at the same place at the same time.
They met up.
They hit it off and he hit it.
And while he hit it, she hit up his neck like a graffiti artist.
Like it just says her name right there.
Spouted out and everything.
X-Woner or whatever.
Like all over.
Six hickies, he said.
He woke up the next day.
He was supposed to meet up with the new girl and he looked in the mirror and he
has the hickies.
He's been ghosting the new girl ever since because he doesn't know.
what to do. He's panicking.
Holy ghosting.
Facts.
I think it's a different type of sin when you ghost her for church.
Like you ghost her and church.
You know, it's like one thing to ghost like a day.
Yeah.
Ghosting God?
He's right there.
He's watching you.
He should have gone to a different church for the day.
He's wondering, should he hit her back up, tell her what went down?
Should he continue ghosting her and just let it be over?
Or should he tell a lie?
Hey, I was locked up for this weekend.
Let's go to Jose in South Delhi.
What's up, Jose?
What's up?
What's up?
Good morning, Brownback.
Hey, Jose.
Jose, talk to us.
What would you tell?
Little Lalito.
I think, no, he's keep it to himself.
Don't tell her.
She's never going to find out.
She's never going to find out.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
She said that she's perfect.
And a little weita.
She's probably, you know, like beautiful.
Like, nah, bro.
Don't mess that up.
She's not going to find out.
Don't do it.
It's not worth it.
It's not worth it.
But what does he do instead?
Because if he's not going to tell her, he hasn't talked to her for days, Jose.
Okay, he needs to make up a lie.
He needs to make up a lot.
You know what?
I was going through some personal problems.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
I was sick.
You know, but don't do it.
But if you do it, let me know.
And then I'll take it to church.
Oh my child.
So you can do the same thing.
Yeah.
Hold on.
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Our little Lalito, he's going through it, okay?
He is dating a new girl, got hickeys from his ex,
and is trying to figure out like, damn, I've been ghosting the new girl.
I was supposed to meet up with her and see her.
I haven't.
Should I just tell her what happened?
Or should I keep it to myself?
And if I do keep it to myself, what on earth am I going to tell her that I've been
doing for these past couple days that I've been ghosting her.
Or she just let her go.
I have some neck problems.
Give her to God.
Let you just take the wheel.
Have some neck problems?
I went to the hospital because my neck was hurting me so much.
Have y'all made any lies about like what the hickey was?
I remember in high school, my high school boyfriend got hikis and he told me it was spider bites.
No, no, no, no.
And I fell for it because you believe anything they tell you.
Spider bites.
Skin irritation from shaving.
What about?
Oh, wow.
Exema.
I have sensitive skin.
Ximma.
Xem-a-ma.
He tags him on.
Only in this part of my neck.
The seatbelt.
You can say a seatbelt.
The seatbelt.
Only on one side.
He hit the break's really hard?
Yeah.
All right.
Let's go to Greg in downtown L.A.
Oh, another Greg.
Not this Greg.
Greg.
Hello.
This has been hilarious listening to all this.
A little Lalo.
I know.
He's going through it.
He needs us.
He needs us.
He's 23 years old.
Help him.
Greg, what would you tell him?
So I'll say this.
He's in a really good spot of where you're not dating her, but you know you like her.
I say don't tell her something she doesn't need to know.
Don't try to further the relationship.
Keep it in a friend zone.
Get to know her.
Be honest with her.
You don't have a reason to tell her something she doesn't need to know because you just
adding in things like adding salt onto an open wound at that point because she ain't your girl.
So what you just offer an information for
because you want to be honest
And you're not even with her yet
So you still are starting in a good space
Because you are friends right now
So how about you don't go into the relationship
Being dishonest
Meaning don't go into it at all
If you ain't ready
Because it sounds like you still open for the X
Yeah
He's open for anything
He's 24-7 open
He always has a decision to pull out
Yeah
I'm gonna say he sound wide open
All she got to do is say, hey, let me get in that.
Yeah.
No, for sure.
Oh, she did say, hey, let me get in that.
Are you going to save me?
Oh, man.
I mean, he wouldn't have to tell her if he didn't feel no conviction.
The moment you feel conviction, that's when you know that you feel you did something wrong.
No, which conviction?
He has priors?
No, like, when you as a person, you think you did something wrong and you feel conviction for it,
And that's when you know you did something wrong.
But someone who doesn't feel no conviction, then it is what it is.
But he feels convicted about it.
He cares.
He knows she likes her.
He was doing everything right.
He was doing everything right.
They're not together.
I know, but that's cool.
That's a loophole, but he does still feel bad about it.
Yeah, he feels conviction about it.
And once you feel conviction about something you've done, then you know you've done something wrong.
So if he deals conviction, he should do a crime, be a convict and get out and break you.
Convick music.
Hey, my little convict over there, my little A-Con.
He's a lawyer.
You feel conviction, right?
You feel like even though she's not your girl, she didn't deserve this.
Right, Lalo?
Oh, man, I'm full of it.
I got to go repent and everything.
I feel it.
You're smiling by you're saying.
That's her Catholic.
Demonio!
Go to her church and tie 30% this weekend.
Tide.
Tithe. Give up.
Give us a 30% of your earnings.
Yeah, all the money you're spent on the VMCs
and on that shrimp platter for your ex.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go to Juan and Downey.
Juan, talk to us because our guy, Lalo, hit us up.
Lalo is with a new girl for about two months.
They're talking recently met up with his ex.
It was just a wild weekend.
He was out fishing.
He was turned up off VMC.
She had unblocked him and like send him a little message.
And he responded.
He was fishing, but she was really the one that caught something.
She caught him.
He caught an octopus.
They met up at the beach in San Pedro.
And they hooked up.
She left tickeys on him.
Like she never left tickeys on him in the five years that they were together.
She was like a suckerfish.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
and now he feels like, dang, he's been ghosting the new girl.
That's perfect.
He wants to know, like, clearly, I don't want my ex, he said.
I don't want to go back to that.
I propose to her, and she said no to me, so I don't want her.
I really want this new girl, but I have hickeys all over.
What should I do?
Juan, what dole, Juan?
Talk to us.
Yeah, first of all, I hope he didn't use his real name,
and I hope the other girl, the new girlfriend doesn't hear the radio.
Because if he doesn't, he's already in trouble.
But if you think, and they weren't dating, and Lalo with the crazy palo,
you should have just tested in his pants.
Yeah.
And not be fishing for octopuses over there in San Pedro.
It's all sucked up.
And I said it's sucked up, right?
It's a test.
It could be a good test for him.
He could say, hey, you know what?
My ex showed up out of nowhere.
I had her blocked.
And she had a family problem.
I was there for her just because of the past relationship.
And test a new girlfriend if she's okay with that.
Tester?
You are not about to flip this into a test for the new one.
You are.
Why?
Are you the jealous type?
Yeah, I was with her for five years.
You know, I just can't let her drop out of my life like that.
I know her family.
And how you respond is going to dictate whether we should stay together.
I hope that you understand.
You know, she's a big part of my life.
Yeah.
You love going to church, right?
This is a prime time.
forgive me.
This is pretty well.
Join me a prayer for her.
Oh, hell no.
Stop.
Stop.
By the way, Lalo sent the photo that he was wearing,
the fit that he was wearing.
I've literally seen Vic in these same shorts.
What about the vest?
Wait, that's not Vic?
He's wearing a sally?
That's what I say big.
He has a, he has a sally shirt.
He has a rhapsious.
My cutie pack.
He's wearing a sally shirts.
He's not ready.
Hey, look.
And he caught a fish too.
In the photo, he cut him.
He's not all he caught.
He has, he has a bucket hat on.
Yeah, for sure, I'm describing you and for sure, at least the ex or the new girl is going to catch on that this is you, bro.
He has a bucket hat on.
He has a Nike shirt.
He has the Sali shorts.
They have El Chapo on him and Pablo.
His own.
The girlfriend saw that and she was like, oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
He was wearing.
Not a narco shirt.
He was wearing.
He's wearing white air forces with red laces.
That's, that's criminal.
Oh, those are the Supreme ones.
Those are the Supreme ones.
Oh, he got money.
Wow.
Lalo.
I have the Supreme ones.
They don't come with red lace.
They do.
They do.
They do.
They do.
They do.
I have those two.
The ones are from the alley or something.
This will raided my closet.
Hey, this is Vicks closet.
Oh, Lalo, you're so.
That's a narco shirt.
Hey, Lalo.
Lalo, you can't see your face in this.
Let me post it on our story.
is going to drive them crazy.
You're going to need a new girl anyway, Lalo.
Maybe you'll catch another fit.
Lalo with the crazy palo.
You see the shrimp tray, though?
You see the shrimp tray?
He said a shrimp tray, though.
He did a hole.
Oh, my God.
She couldn't resist the shirt.
She couldn't trade, dog.
Lalo, I'm going to post this on our story, though.
So you all can check it up.
All right.
Let's get back to business.
Our guy Lalo hit us up.
She had some trim too.
Yeah.
Our little, ew.
Ew.
Ew.
Our little homie.
Our little homie, Lalo.
I don't mean little like that.
I don't know, but Big does barely.
Lalo hit us up and he told us that he broke out his ex of five years.
She all of a sudden comes back into his life when he's two months in with a new girl talking to her.
Nothing serious yet.
But she has all the things that he wants, right?
Nothing serious.
That's what he said.
They're going to church.
They're going to church.
That's what he said.
That's pretty serious.
He says that he's met her little siblings.
Right?
A brother.
Yeah.
So that means like, okay, I'm moving forward with this girl.
Over the weekend, he went to San Pedro, was fishing and getting a shrimp tray, VMCs, all that.
And randomly, his ex is also in the same place.
They meet up after like hooking up or they meet up, then hookup.
And he finds out the next day he has hella hickeys on his neck.
He says six.
Six of us.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
Where were you fishing?
at? Lalo, where are you
fishing? Lalo, where were you fishing?
It's called rat beach.
Rat? Rat?
Rat beach? It's like, it's right there on the shore.
It's cool. It's like, it's not far from San Pedro.
Okay, right there near the shore.
All right. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.
What city, bro? What city is this?
San Pedro. San Pedro. Oh, okay.
I got a little, yeah, I'm not too, I'm not too sure. I'm a chin, I'm a chino guy.
All right. Yeah, you for sure made it, Rat Beach.
You made it eight for a beach.
All right
Hey I'm posting your
photo to the story
I'm gonna put
Lalo with the palo
hashtag
Homey Helpline
for everybody
Check out the fit
That got him
In trouble
Yeah
Yeah
In trouble
It got him
It worked
It worked
It worked
My little guy
My little guy
It works
So now he's figuring out
Should he hit up
The girl
That he's been ghosting
Because of these
Hickees
The new one that he's
Talking to
Should he let her know
What happened
Or should he just
Forget about it
Forget about it
All right
Zay
We got Zay in Newport Beach.
Go where they, Zay?
Zay.
Hello, hello.
Good morning, Brownback.
What's up, Zay?
Zay, what you got to say to our homie, Lalo?
He's going through it right now.
I know.
If he's going through it, you know, that tells a real big feeling that he does feel guilty.
He does feel convicted.
You know, Lalo, I feel like you should tell her because a woman of God loves a man with integrity.
And, you know, I've been married a little bit over a year now.
And I tell you, I tell you right now.
Bro, that's...
Let him talk, Greg.
He can't...
Greg.
Let this man of God.
Let this man of God.
Man of God.
I've been ready for a year.
You need to hear him.
Go ahead, Zahze.
So, if your ex is going to be that petty,
your new girl is going to be...
It's going to find your ex is for sure that I tell her.
My ex did the same thing to my wife and told my whole geez man that I kept hiding from her.
And my wife found out that...
way.
A woman of God as well, I tell you right now, woman of God will find out.
God will tell her the darkness will come to light.
I tell you that right now.
You were a show.
You were hiding your ex?
No, no, no, no.
He had a secret or he was keeping something from his new girl.
And then the ex ended up being the one, especially if she has bad intentions.
She wants the new girl to find out.
So if you don't say it, she's going to say her.
Right, Zay?
True, true, true.
Exactly.
And if you're really like down for her, I'm telling you right now,
Being honest and being truthful, like, look, I want to be with you.
But here, I messed up on Saturday.
This is why I ghost.
You already ghosted her and she's still hitting you up.
Oh, that's a green.
That's a green sign right there.
Yeah, bro.
She wants you.
Literally.
All over you.
All over you.
More hikis.
At church.
Okay.
Chill.
Chill.
Hey, yeah.
All right.
Solene in Fountain Valley.
Solene.
What?
Wow.
Hi, Solene.
Hi, Solene.
We're taking calls about our homie Lalo.
He had broken up with his ex
of five years. They're not together.
Talking to a new girl.
Everything's going great.
But over the weekend, he took a trip to San Pedro.
And they got turned.
The ex shows up.
They end up hooking up on the beach right there by Lifeguard Tower.
Very sandy, very itchy, very scratchy.
But also, she left six hickies on him.
Since then, he's been ghosting the new girl.
He feels so bad about it because the new girl is perfect, he says.
But he can't see her.
Then she's going to see all of the hikis that he has.
He's been ghosting her and wants to know if he should fess up to her.
Or if he should keep it, like, that's it.
Like, I ruined it.
Let me just walk away.
Or if he should just lie and say he was locked up or he had COVID or something.
What would you say to me?
I think he should let her go because I guess I have the girl feel me.
Because I was with my ex for five years.
I lived with him for four years.
And we broke up.
I ended up doing what he did.
talking to a new guy and one day, you know, I came home from the club and my apartment
is dark. I really get scared coming in and I called my ex talking about I just got home,
pull up and he pulled up and, you know, um, I didn't get Hikkiy. I didn't get messy, girl,
you're messy. She was scared. She was scared. She was scared. What was it? What was it? No, no, guys,
it's, uh, I don't know what I can say it on the radio like another? Okay, hold on. What?
Okay, just say it carefully
Can you spell it?
No, that's
Like a bruises on the cheek, I don't know
Like in the back
Yeah
Oh, okay
On the back, okay
On the back, yeah
Got it, okay
I don't got it
Bruises are not the cheek
But your booty cheeks
He went full JNAEAAO
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
Okay
And I didn't know
Because I can't
I can't see it
But I felt it
And you know
I really checked on the mirror
And it was like pretty bad
and how am I going to have, you know, the guy I'm talking to come over?
I couldn't, so I kind of have to do the same thing.
But I didn't ghost him.
I was just saying, like, oh, I'm working, I'm working.
And I felt a lot of guilt.
And then I realized me and my ex, we were together for five years.
A text, and he's there.
He texts me, I'm there.
He hasn't passed.
Like, there will always be a connection.
That's what you need to be with.
Yeah.
So did you get back with your ex?
Oh, no, no.
No.
Did you leave the guy alone, the new guy?
Did you tell him?
Yeah, I tried to kind of cover it up, but he was a really good guy, and I just felt like he just deserved better.
How did you tell him you just bent over and showed him?
Showed him the bruises?
What happened to me?
What did you do?
No, I told him the truth.
I told him, you know what?
Like, I'm not there yet.
I thought I was.
I thought I was...
I got a lot behind me right now.
Right now, I'm for the streets.
How old were you when that happened?
This was 25 because I was from 19 to 24.
Oh, okay.
And this was recent...
25.
Oh, so they were this last week.
Are you still bruised?
Greg is asking if you healed yet.
He said send pictures.
No, you know?
how it gets yellow when it's like that's crazy no never in my life she's bad and bruise
okay wait how did it happen was it from slapping or were there bite marks
that's what i don't like like you know okay oh godie got she's an s n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-
yeah gotcha got you guys yeah how selene so are you single selene uh-huh uh-huh
Right now yes.
No, this is perfect.
Comey hookup line right here.
Greg, Greg.
You know what?
With who?
With who?
No, wait, wait.
She's asking.
Are you asking?
Yeah, I'm asking.
But like, are you down?
Which one?
If he's ready, he's not ready or you're not ready, Solie?
Stop it.
That's perfect.
Two people that aren't ready are perfect.
He isn't ready.
Oh.
Oh!
Oh!
Lalo.
Lalo,
is your shrimp ready?
Lalo, Lalo, we're talking to you.
Are you ready?
I've been ready.
What can I say?
Oh, my God.
Here we go.
This just gets you in trouble, whoa.
I've been ready.
I'm so ready.
No, let's see if I'm ready.
Hey, he says he's ready, Celine.
He said he's ready.
Yeah.
Yeah, you didn't hear him.
He's like, I'm so ready right now.
I'm so like right now.
A soul is a freaking gal.
Hold on.
I don't fish.
I don't fish for shrimp.
Oh.
Tell it, tell her.
I'm Lalo with a ballo.
Tell her.
Tell her.
Tell her.
Tell her.
Tell her.
I'm Lalo with the Balo.
What do they say?
You've already seen it.
Lalo.
What do you mean?
You've already seen it.
You're supposed to say like I got the hammering.
Lalo, you didn't forget all that.
Hey, Saline.
Saline.
What's up?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Hey, what?
Hey, with the objects?
Does he have to bring the objects?
Do you have the objects?
was going down with the objects.
Oh, I got them.
Oh, my God.
And Lalo, look, I go to the Chino Hill Swami every weekend.
Oh, my gosh.
She's close to you, Lalo.
She's close to you.
She's willing to go for you.
She's a swampy?
I know.
Yeah, my mom goes to it.
Wait, what swammy is that?
Oh, I don't know.
She's just saying the Chino Hill Swampy.
She's answering.
Go ahead.
Isn't there only one with the big ones?
The big one?
With animals and stuff?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My mom goes there.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
With the animals.
Come get your animal.
Lalo, come on.
You can buy animals there?
Oh, listen on tape.
And never mind.
I know where she's talking about.
I know what she's talking about.
Okay, Lalo, do you.
She's right there.
Flirt.
Flirt.
I'm pulling out.
No.
We need to pull up.
Leave a lot.
What about the church girl?
Oh, no, no, no.
Lalo, you don't deserve it.
You don't deserve it.
What do you mean?
He just met a demon.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
No.
He just made a demon.
Listen.
Listen, you need to hit Jesus with a follow.
not being Lalo with a palo.
I say Saline.
We need this to happen.
Saline,
oh man, she, she hung up.
What?
What?
Saline, call us back, call us back.
We just want your info.
Yeah, God hung up on her.
That's right.
Oh, that was great.
I don't know.
I just, hey, Lalo,
shoot your shot at Solene.
Have her call back.
How would you get her back?
I'm trying to get at the church girl.
That's right.
Oh, no, no.
That's right.
You're still a year.
You're still young, bro.
Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp.
Hey, I just want to all respect to Salim.
Yeah.
And she talked to us like if we knew.
Like, you guys know, like, you know.
Yeah.
You know, you get bruised.
You've seen those before, right?
Right?
You were just in my church, though respect.
He found a demon right now.
Hey, hey, Jesus wants you to go hamsters with your wife.
What?
Oh, baby.
See you later, my mom
That was homie up line
If you got a homie up line
Talk to us
We talked back
Alright Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram
Shout out to the homie Lalo for checking in
Honestly like it's
I do agree
Maybe you should talk to her
Tell her about it
And then if you want
Use it as a test
Test for you, test for her
All of that
He needs his villain era
Yeah
If she's gonna get mad
Every time he cheats
She's not the one
She's gonna be
It's gonna be her villain era
Oh my gosh
The church girl
Spoon!
with all me.
All right, child, the end of the world is going viral.
A rapture talk.
If you've been on TikTok, people are being like,
hey, don't make any plans for the weekend.
It's going to be the end of the world.
Think of this like a Y2K, a 2012,
in the Mayan calendar.
Remember that?
Oh, yeah.
I remember that.
All of that, okay?
Getting your bunker,
overstalk on toilet paper.
Water.
The end of the world.
You know what I'm saying?
All of that.
But it's apparently coming from a theory based on a preacher.
Let me see get his name.
He's in South Africa.
His name is.
Come on somebody.
Joshua Malakela.
And apparently he had a dream.
He had a dream that Jesus came to him and told him that it was going to be the rapture.
Check this out.
The rapture that will happen in 14 days on the 23rd of this month, that storm is brewing and is ready to take over the world.
Yes.
Now, rapture, theologically, is when it's judgment day.
Yeah.
It's when all the souls living and passed away.
they face their judgment, go up to Yemen or down to...
So on Thursday?
Today?
Today.
I thought I heard 25th.
23rd.
Oh, so today?
Oh, man.
What time?
I don't know.
I'm waiting too.
This also is in South Africa, so it may be South African time.
Or, like, I don't know the time zone.
I don't know.
What is the time is that?
It's supposed to be today.
However, the Bible does say itself that there will never, in regards to the rapture,
that there will never be a specific date set.
Like, you can't tell it and don't trust people that say,
specific day.
Yeah.
I never trust people because every other homeless dude that's like outside of 7-11 is yelling
the same thing.
Today's the day in the world ends.
And I'm like, yeah.
In the Bible literally says no one knows the day or the hour.
Okay.
But, you know, we bought into Y2K.
Yeah.
True.
We bought into 2012.
Are you a part of the 44,000?
Yeah.
And the South African preacher, Joshua Malakela, does have a word for all his haters.
To the people who are opposing my message.
This is what I have to say to you.
On that day of the 23rd, who is God going to back up?
You or me?
Oh.
Oh, I felt a little judge.
Yeah.
Very judge.
I'm not supposed to do that.
I thought it was love thy neighbor, homie.
Yeah.
It is going to be me.
What?
What?
God came to him in a ring.
God came to me.
What?
What?
Say something.
No, I was just going to say like, I don't know.
Obviously, I don't know this is true or not, right?
But like, can you imagine his day yesterday?
Like, he must have been stressed or like packing up?
Like, what happened?
Yeah, Paul.
Yeah.
Of God.
Calling everybody?
Like, hey, bro, it was good time.
Thank you, man.
You know, calling his friends.
People believe it enough that TikTok, again, it's going viral on that.
you're going to see memes about it that today's supposed to be the last day if you haven't already
and it's because of this preacher so his word got around yeah you're only stressing if you're tripping
i ain't stressing let's go let's go oh true true true true like yeah yeah sure yeah yeah but i mean
the word has gotten out pretty far but the marketing campaign still doesn't compare to y2k that
was everywhere everybody know about i was eight years old and i was like oh man the world's
gonna end tomorrow like i was like super spooked this is kind of like a or maybe all the other
stuff was a distraction for this stuff.
True.
I mean, I don't want to be where this guy's at at all.
If he's going to be judging me like that.
Is it going to be your mind?
Yeah, bro, you could be.
Well, he's just saying, like, people are coming at me.
The same verse that I told you that it literally says in the Bible, it won't say the day or the hour.
He's been getting that and he's talking to me when he's like, when it happens, is it going to be you or me?
Weird thought, but I had to share it.
Okay.
Would you want to be here for that day?
Yes.
I would want to be here for that day.
It would be beautiful.
Yeah, just to be it.
Yeah.
Just to be it.
If it's going to, I don't know if I can,
but if it's going to be my last day,
I wanted to also be the last day for everybody.
Yeah, it'd be true.
Like, I don't want it to be my last day and then the show goes on.
It'd be the most amazing day ever.
You know what I'm going?
You're all got.
Yeah, to see it go down.
I will take photos.
You, you, you, you, let you stay behind.
Stay behind.
It would be me?
I don't know, I'm just saying.
All these prams that I've helped.
What do you think?
I think Greg is saying.
No, I'm not.
I'm one of his relatives.
What if you're with your partner?
And then you're like,
going up and you're like, hey, why don't you come?
Oh, what?
Oh, you've been, oh!
I knew it.
I knew it.
I'd be mad.
And you're flying up.
Yeah.
You're like, why aren't you coming?
Oh, you did something.
I knew it.
Oh, imagine?
What?
He's imagine?
Oh, not specific to me.
Yeah, that's really crazy.
You put that on your partner.
Were you thinking of?
No.
I said you're, not mine.
I don't know.
That was crazy.
What would you want to be doing as your last thing, like, in that moment?
With my family.
With your family?
With my kids all together and my sister and just like huddling up.
You know how like when you think about earthquakes, right, you're like, I hope I never get caught on the toilet.
I was thinking the same thing.
Imagine like it's happening you're on a toilet.
You're like, no, don't take me yet.
You get picked up on the toilet?
You're just flying in the sky on the toilet?
I never had that thought.
That's so funny either.
It's a big fear of mine.
He never had.
He's running a marathon.
He's like, I'm just going to go for one more marathon.
They don't happen every day.
He just starts running vertically up in the atmosphere.
They don't leave.
I'm going to go one more marathon.
How does that make sense, though?
It's a jolly.
He's going to run more marathon.
And you're like, no, stay.
You're like, no, I got to go.
On the end of the world?
Yeah.
He loves his family.
He loves all of us.
I'm running for you guys.
That doesn't make sense.
I think it was the end of the world.
I just eat a bag of peanuts.
Just try it out, minus more.
I'm like one more.
Because he's like a little bit.
No, that might count as.
He's allergic to peanuts.
Yeah, but what if that counts is often?
yourself and that's a sin.
Now your elevator's going down.
I mean, I thought his was already going down, but now it's really going down.
Well, you don't know what happens to those.
It's just a theory of what happens to the right.
Let Vic give you the peanut like he almost did.
Yeah, true.
That way you think it's with you.
Wait, no, then they're going to send my elevator down.
No, no, no, I'm cool.
He's going to give you his penis.
All right.
Well, it's not today.
No.
Or it might be today.
I don't know.
Today's not over.
He didn't spend the specific time.
Pacific standard time.
The world ends.
to those who die.
That's it.
Okay.
That got dark.
All right.
But the end of the world is supposed to be today.
It's a viral TikTok trend and it's all because our guy right here from South Africa.
To the people who are opposing my message, this is what I have to say to you.
On that day of the 23rd, who is God going to back up you or me?
It's going to be during.
It's going to be during what?
During the liftoff show?
Oh, God.
I'm gonna get some raising kids before we're laughing.
We're laughing if it happens.
God, I hope you have a sense of humor like me.
Oh, he does.
We hear the show he does.
Oh, we're good.
Hearing Justin's voice is the last voice of her.
Oh, that would be pretty crazy.
Here we go.
Los Angeles.
Mew.
The airplanes are flying by here.
Be sick.
We got a new one ever.
Let's go, baby.
We got a new one right here coming from the atmosphere.
Fear.
New Just Incredible
Freestyle.
He drinked to Jesus.
All right.
Let's get it together.
Let's get it together.
We have these tickets to give away.
All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go ahead and give away these tickets.
Universal Studios, Hollywood, Halloween Horror Nights.
We got four tickets for you.
But you got to earn them.
You have to earn these tickets in order to get these tickets.
We want your best, like, ghost, right?
Mm-hmm.
What are we talking about?
Okay.
Like, if you were to haunt somebody,
how would you want them, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I like Angie's.
Angie's husband.
Oh, that's okay.
I'm going to be more like breathy, like,
let it.
Oh, no, no.
No, thank you, nothing.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to tell your mom.
I'm going to tell your mom what you're doing on the radio.
I'm going to tell your mom what you're doing on the radio.
Coses diabolikas, Maximo.
Eres delmonio.
Yeah, so.
Okay.
Is that a dead cat somewhere?
Maximo's TIPa.
It's ready.
It's good.
Universe of Studios Hollywood.
We want to send you there.
Eduardo, Eduardo in Pomona.
What's up, Ed?
What up?
What up?
You heard your instruction, bro.
You got to give us your best ghost.
Are you ready?
All right.
Three, two, one, go.
That's a suspicious ghost.
That's a ghost.
That's a ghost.
That's a ghost.
That was a ghost.
Luis.
Luis, you guys are you guys into your ghost.
What's your ghost?
What?
What's your ghost?
Ah.
Yeah.
That's a Scooby-Doo ghost.
Yeah.
That's so old.
Concrete, what's your ghost?
The horny ghost?
Weird.
You guys are so weird.
All right, Louise.
Good morning.
Good morning, Louise.
Get it together.
Luis.
Luis.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Luis.
Give us your best ghost, bro.
Okay, here he goes.
I'm mad at that.
Sounds like the pallbear.
Yeah, that's like Paul Bear.
It does sound like Paul Bear.
All right, Gabby, Gabi and Rialto.
Giawalee, Gabi.
Gabby.
Hi.
Good morning.
We have these tickets to
Universal Studios, Hollywood,
Halloween Horror Nights, Gabby.
I want them.
Okay.
Give us your best ghost.
From the heart.
Three, two, one.
Go.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I just got that message other night.
You're lying.
She said Greg?
Why she said Greg?
Why don't she say Greg?
Why she said Greg?
Why is she wanting you?
She got my voice.
Yeah, that's why.
Gabby, is there specific reason you would haunt Greg out of all of us?
Okay.
No, but is there a specific reason you would haunt him?
No.
No, okay.
It just came to mine.
You just came to mine.
Gabby, that's flirting.
All right, let's go to Tina.
Tina and Colton.
What's up, Tina?
Tina.
Yes, yes.
Tina, we need your best ghost, Tina.
Okay, I'm going to count you down.
Three, two, one, go.
Oh, that's like EVP.
That's good.
The electronic voice phenomenon.
Oh, the white noise.
That's good.
She did a good job.
That was scary.
I don't know if the reception helped.
Tina.
It was kind of scary that.
Oh, yeah.
I'm confused now.
Let's go to Janelle.
Janelle and Monti.
Janelle.
Hi, good morning.
Janelle, we have these Universal Studios, Hollywood tickets to go to Halloween horror nights.
I need your best ghost.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Three, two, one, go.
Who are you?
What are multiple ghosts or fire trucks?
I don't know.
Is that a river?
Yeah.
All right.
Do you guys have a few?
favorite?
I like that one.
I like Janelle.
All right, anybody else?
I like the EVP one.
That's Tina.
I like Tina too.
Gabby.
I like Gabby.
All right.
It's top three.
It's top three time.
All right, Gabby, you got to hit us with another ghost.
You got to hit us with another ghost.
Gabby.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Three.
Okay.
I'll try again.
Three, two, one.
Go.
What?
It's nice when there's a courteous goes.
And they introduce themselves.
Yeah, they were scary at first and then you meet them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
That's a very.
Curteous ghosts.
Okay, what manners?
You're late to work.
Tina.
Tina, it's your turn, baby girl.
Tina, I need to hear your ghost.
Three, two, one.
Go.
Back.
Oh, that's a weeping ghost.
Yeah, a cry baby ghost.
Janelle, Janelle in El Monte.
Are you ready?
Yes.
All right.
Three, two, one.
Ghost.
How many ghosts do you have?
The collab ghost?
All right, y'all, what we do?
What are we doing?
Janelle, for me.
The first one and the third one.
Tina.
Tina.
The crying ghost.
All right, you guys voted Tina.
Tina.
That's the second one.
Who did you vote?
Janelle.
Janelle, that's the last.
Two, two.
All right.
So it's sudden death time.
It's sudden death time between Tina, the crying ghost.
And Janelle, the ghost in the carpool lane.
There's a hell of ghosts in the room.
All right.
It's sudden death.
Tina.
Tina.
Tina.
You're up against a pack of ghosts, by the way.
Yeah, that's tough.
Tina.
Three, two, one, go.
Please.
Please.
Janelle, Janelle in the Monte.
Janelle.
Yes, I'm here.
Three, two, one, go.
It's the same.
Who is with you?
I know.
No, no, no, no.
She took Tina's vibe.
She took Tina's vibe.
It's the same ghost.
Like, there's no change to it.
Janelle, who's with you?
Nobody.
Shut up.
I like that.
She has a real ghost there.
I get it.
All right.
I'm going to give you both.
Dang it!
Shout out, Janelle.
Shout out, Tina.
You guys did a great ghost.
That was amazing.
Increime.
Bigger.
Bigger.
We have more tickets coming your way to Halloween horror nights.
That was great.
All right.
Let me preface this.
I like yesterday when we talked about Chente and Dania Coquita, how it's going online, all the comments.
Viral.
But someone was like, dude, this isn't tea.
This is champurado, extra thick from my tea.
Oh, yeah, super hot.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's our new thing.
It's champurado time, all right?
Champurado.
It's super hot.
And this has to do with, you got to be really careful, Angie.
So you're in organizations across the border.
Well, yeah, but I didn't do it.
I know, but just like mentioning.
Why?
Just like mentioning.
NG.
mute my mic.
Yeah.
But what's going on?
What's going on?
Why?
Okay.
Well, I did not do it.
I'm not an addict, okay?
Charlie Sheen is.
Yes, he is.
He's publicly.
Yeah, publicly, he's always said, like, I'm a drogadito, you know?
Like, I have, I've struggled with addiction.
And so the big thing is that he, there was like a rumor that this particular Mexican group that does that kind of stuff.
So I actually cut him off and he actually talked about it.
They did.
They had never.
seen someone acquiring that that kind of weight, you know. And so the only other people that they
were delivering that kind of weight to were dealers. And they thought I was dealing on the side.
So imagine. So he was ordering up a lot. Insane amounts of weight. And they thought like, bro, this dude's
taking it and selling it. So they cut him off. Yeah. But no, he was actually doing it all himself.
He was saying this is how much he does. Well, we never like took one out of the pipe and put it on a
scale. However, yeah, that was the amount that was cooked to get it into that form. And,
you know, I remember at one point the Jaws moment, we're going to need a bigger pipe.
So he was saying it was like around like seven grams that he'd be like taking in.
That's tiger blood for sure. Like that's, yeah. Tiger blood is he's another party animal.
And he survived. He's still alive.
He needs to donate his body to science
The way that he's been able to like
Withstand so many things
I know
But I like how he's like
Yeah you know I did it so much that they were like
Hey yeah
Yeah no
Charlie
He's trying to explain to him
It's for personal use
That's hilarious
It's all me
You want to see me do it
Not for resell
Yeah and like the resellers
They don't buy a little bit
They're buying like bokes and bokes
The resellers
Yeah
I just put it as reselling
They are resellers
Yeah
Yeah
I don't know how much 7 grams
and that sounds small to me.
Because 7 grams is like, okay.
For one person?
What?
Well, yeah, I don't know.
But then you stuffed it up your nose.
So it must be cocaine, right?
Yeah, he was saying it was rocks.
It's a lot.
It's both.
So he would make it himself?
Well, that's what he was explaining.
He would break it down and make it himself.
I think he had a chef.
I think that's a chef.
Well, we never like took one out of the pipe
and put it on a scale.
However,
um,
yeah,
that that was the amount that was cooked to get it into that form.
Yeah, he's doing...
Science projects, kids, science projects, science projects, yeah, yeah.
He's doing a lot of baking soda.
Yeah, and a lot of the ingredients come from over the border,
but not for Charlie.
They did.
They had never seen someone acquiring that kind of weight, you know,
and so the only other people that they were delivering that kind of weight to were dealers.
And they thought I was dealing on the side.
Oh, my gosh.
Charlie had a problem.
You better bring it to me immediately.
I can smoke it.
What?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Charlie She's probably on it right now.
Oh, for sure.
He has to be.
There's no way.
Because you're doing so much.
Like, there's no way that your body's not used to it.
Yeah.
Has he acted in anything since like two and a half men?
No.
I don't think so, no.
I haven't seen him.
No, just that Netflix doc.
And this interview.
All right.
This interview.
He's alive.
He's acting sober.
Angie, what happened?
Okay.
But this one's actually funny because fans are cooking.
Tide Dollar sign, you guys.
He was.
He was out like on live right
And he's getting his hair braided or whatever
And fans started pointing out
Saying that he looks like Jar Jar Binks
Oh my God
From Star Wars
No for real for real
I don't even know what Jar Jar Binks look like
And I'm not even feeling to go look him up
So that's not even funny to me
Okay
Yeah he looked it up
Yeah, he looked at show me
I do not look like no motherfuckin' jar jar binks
Who made a guy
He knows exactly who it is
That little guy
Yeah, I know.
I think, like, at first he was like, no, like, he was in denial.
And he didn't want to accept that.
He knew exactly who Jar Jarfinks is.
Charger Bings has a whole ride at Disneyland, though.
Yeah.
I mean, he's pretty famous.
Yeah, he is.
And, like, the whole new, like, wave of Star Wars.
But the way he talks?
Talk about him or George Arbor.
I, per se.
Yeah, yeah.
I like Jarger Bings.
He's a cool, cool, cool.
He's a funny character.
He's a cool guy.
I think he was like the comedic for me.
I mean, Tidal his time.
He was.
Oh.
Oh.
He was supposed to be played supposedly by Michael Jackson at one point.
Really?
Charger?
Charger Banks?
Yeah.
What?
He was supposed to do the voice.
Thanks?
He was supposed to do the voice.
He was supposed to do the voice.
And it never happened.
I did not know that.
But, okay, so I did something where I put our images to see who we look like.
From Star Wars?
From Star Wars.
Okay.
Can we guess?
Yeah.
So let's start with concrete first.
Okay.
All right.
He's tall.
He's tall.
He has a ponytail.
He is your father.
Obi-Wan-Kan-Kan-G-G-N-G-G-G-I-G-I-G-I-G-I.
I don't know who that one is.
He's Quig-Gun-Jin.
Yeah, he got...
Quiguan-Gin.
That's a...
Oh, my God.
Liam J-Eas-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G.
That's good.
I like that.
Wait, what happened?
What does he do?
He was one of the Jedi Masters.
He was the teacher of Obi-1-K-O-W.
Wow.
All right.
And then, big.
I better not be R2D-2.
No.
No, no.
You're the furry one.
No, he looks like an Iwok.
I'm not a EWalka.
I'm not a EWaka.
You got EW.
I like the cheer at EWG, bro.
I'm not even kidding.
You're like a little dog.
He's so ugly.
No, hewarks are so ugly.
They don't have any hats of EWACs.
A hairy pug.
And I hear like actual little people play the EWX, no?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's not impressed.
He's mad about it.
Who did you think you look like?
True.
I don't know.
Like Luke Skywalker or something?
Oh, my God.
Oh, all for the whirito.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, Wuerito.
Okay, Maximo, you're up next.
They're gonna make me Lance.
Chubacas.
Hold on, who's Lance?
He was like a pilot.
Oh, okay, okay.
I want to be Obi-Wi.
He's a pilot?
No, he wouldn't be a pilot?
No.
All right.
Who is Samuel?
This was a Stormtrooper.
Who was Samuel?
Oh, he was a Jedi.
Yeah, I think you'd be a Jedi.
Hell Jackson.
Let's see.
Let's see what AI is doing to me.
You got Chubaka.
He got Chubaka.
Which makes sense because you've worn the Chubaca mask too.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Show me the one where he's wearing the Chubacca mask.
Oh, that's it.
That's it.
Okay.
Okay, can you guys guess who I got?
You got Princess Leia.
No.
No.
You look like Princess Leia.
Brown Leia.
Is there one?
I would say Princess Leia, especially because you always wear buns.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
And you're wearing a white shirt.
No, that would be Ray.
No, I got this one.
What?
That is a.
Adigalia.
Oh, A.I thought you were black.
What?
Probably.
A ponytail?
I think it's a ponytail.
It's a black character.
I think it's a pony tail.
They have a similar, they have a similar skin tone.
All right.
Do me.
All right.
Do me.
Baby Yoda.
No, you are Ray.
For sure.
Who's Ray?
She's a Jedi.
Became a Jedi later on.
Baby Yoda.
No, you guys.
She got Princess.
Oh.
You know what?
No.
You know what I think it's the headphones I got the like.
Oh, I was right.
Look, look.
In the photo she used, I had headphones.
So, AI said, let me get the.
Yeah, I think you got that.
No, I don't think I look like Princess.
Leia.
She's too beautiful.
She's too beautiful.
I'm ugly.
I should just be.
Yoda.
Nah.
Baby Yoda?
Little baby Yoda.
All right.
Greg.
Who do you guys think Greg got?
Darth Mall.
He got Luke.
No, he's Darth Mall.
He got, he got, I think he got, I think
you got the guy.
What?
Go ahead.
I don't know.
Oh, Darth?
The Emperor?
Oh, my God.
That makes sense.
I like it.
I don't even take offense to it.
I like it.
It's the, he doesn't sleep.
Yeah.
I think so.
The bags.
That's how you came in that one day, then you had to go check your liver.
That's how I look.
I'll take it.
Dark Sidious also hasn't slept in 2000.
What about Jose?
That's it?
Nobody else?
No, you want to do Jose?
Go ahead, do Jose.
Do it.
Who do you think?
I don't know.
Well, now we all have twins and Star Wars.
Yeah, you're Star Wars twin.
I found my costume for this year.
Stop.
All right.
Hey, we got to get into some boxing call.
Yes.
I know, I know we're still reeling off of the kind of a Crawford fight,
but Netflix says, no, we got more in store for you, okay?
We got Gervante Tank Davis taking on Jake Paul.
Let's go.
I'm telling you, they're height and weight differences.
If you guys peeped the video of the face off,
Jake Paul literally puts his hands on his knees like, hey little baby.
Like, hey, little guy.
Tank Davis, excuse me, knockout artists.
Yep.
He is already killer in his weight division,
which is definitely not the weight division they're going to fight at.
He was surprised at what weight they're going to fight at.
Check this out.
Because the fighters have agreed,
and the commission has approved a maximum weight of 195 pounds for this exhibition.
The fight will be contested over 10, 3-minute rounds.
I said it was 190.
The fight is 195 pounds, as you know.
So he's going back and forth with, like, no, I said,
Yeah.
190 is a lot.
Tan Davis at 190 is
technically obese.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's a fire.
Yeah.
He's shorter.
Yeah.
But I'm saying,
this is crazy.
He can hit hard though.
He can't.
I don't think Jake Paul's ready to that.
But at 190 that's heavy on him,
yeah.
Yeah.
And like when he got Ryan,
he got him with like a liver shot
or whatever around the body.
He's probably going to hit Jake with some,
some, like,
but Jake is,
also Jake is thick.
I don't know if I was.
Jake's a arm.
During the face off,
Jake kind of extended his arm.
And you could see the difference of like height and arm lane being on tank.
It's pretty nuts to see.
Tank's most recent fight, he weighed 133 pounds.
So to go to 190, that's a lot.
He's going to look like a little.
He's going to look pregnant.
He's going to like a little Tyson out there.
Wait, is that even possible?
They're doing it in Miami.
They're doing it in Florida.
They changed where they were going to do it.
I'm assuming there's clear.
There's clearly laws and a whole, like, overseeing body of what's going down with boxing,
and they probably wouldn't allow it anywhere else.
And then Florida's like, you know.
But it's Florida.
It's Florida.
Yeah.
Whoever wins fights this gator.
Yeah.
Or eats the gator.
Well, it did say a maximum weight of 190.
Does that necessarily mean that a tank has to go up or it's just that?
Tank has to go up.
I would see.
Tank going up mostly like to 160.
That's an even fight.
And it's a 199.
He thought 190.
Yeah.
So it's like, he doesn't have to necessarily get there, but, I mean, he would,
he should pack on some extra weight.
Oh, gosh.
Because that guy is going to get there.
Yeah, for sure.
He's walking around like that.
But he's not hitting as hard.
Jake?
Yeah.
He hits hard.
As hard as Davis?
He's worked on it.
He's worked on boxing.
Like, I'm not good.
Like, this guy has tried to really work on boxing.
But it's just, it's a weird matchup.
It's going to go 10 rounds, 10, 3-minute rounds, November 14.
And it's going to be streamed live on Netflix and no extra charge if you already have Netflix.
Let's do it.
So that.
So that is what's going to be wild, that we're all going to see whatever this turns out to be.
Yeah, even in the face off, I wasn't sure if Tank was a seem uninterested or if it was more of like a ploy of like, this is nothing.
That's his, that's his demeanor.
That's in all of his press conference, he's like, eh, this is nothing.
Like, I don't even want to bother with this.
Like Jake was like, yeah, I'm going to knock him out.
And then Tank is like, whoop de-do.
No, that's his whole stiloh.
It's kind of getting in Jake's head, you know.
But then Jake did the whole little thing like, oh.
looking down.
Oh, man.
If you think he's such a little guy, why fighting him?
True, true.
You should be fighting people you think are the best.
It's so weird.
It's so weird.
But on the other side of boxing, the ring girls.
Shout out to our homies over there at Golden Boy.
Golden Boy Promotions is looking for the next ring card girl.
Wow.
Girls, plural, okay?
I see this all the time when I go to fights.
Loki, you're watching just to see what round it is and not because you keep track.
It's because you want to see baby girls going.
up there like, this is round one.
Love them.
Okay, so Golden Boy is looking for the next, like, era of ring girls, okay?
Someone who will represent the Golden Boy brand on fight nights and on community events
because then you can go and pop out and do meet and greets and all of them.
We know a couple.
There's one that used to go to Vick School, no?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we want to school together.
Talk about her.
No.
I don't want to.
I know what they're like for, like, lower boxing.
She's pretty good, and she's hot.
So, like, yeah.
I think she should do good.
And so this is your time you guys, they have.
You don't need any previous ring card girl experience necessary.
Perfect.
But they do prefer applicants that are based on the West Coast, okay?
You have until October 1st to send in your name, hometown, a little bit about yourself,
and some photos to goldenboy.com slash apply.
You know, I've told you guys before how I've always wanted to be low key on Lowrider
Magazine.
Like I always wanted to do that girl, you know?
There's people that want to be like a ring card girl.
Like that's like vibes to them.
Yeah, I'm saying.
I remember seeing like the girls outside at the MGM during fights.
You know, it's a whole esteem in itself.
And we are going to be judges.
Okay, so the second round of auditions is going to be held at the Golden Boy offices.
They have a gym there.
They have a ring itself.
Yeah.
I know.
You guys are ready.
I just bought a clipboard.
For what?
To judge?
To judge?
To help judge?
All right.
There's going to be like a live judge panel, boxers, different Golden Boy staff.
and they have invited the Power 106 crew to come and help out with the judging.
That's right.
What are you guys looking for in a ring card girl?
Most of personality.
Most personality.
Make sure she knows how to count.
Oh, sure.
You don't want her to come in.
You don't want her to come in.
It's round six.
I want to know what they would do to save the world.
Oh, gosh.
Very important and very important.
The baddest body in the world.
That's what I wanted to have.
The golden boy universe.
There you go.
Yeah.
You ever see a ring girl?
She's ugly?
It just disappoints you.
No, I've never seen that.
Never. I've seen a couple and I'm like, why are you a ringgo?
You should be working out a marisco spot right now.
Damn.
That's so rude.
Well, that doesn't happen over at Golden Boy, number one.
But two, you're going to be your very harsh judge.
We don't do the Simon Cowell.
I know.
Greg's also going to be spinning.
Greg's going to put the song for you to come out and walk to.
Walk.
Walk.
Come up to me and ask whatever you want.
You're going to get it, right, Delo.
No, Greg.
They're not asking you anything.
They're not for you.
They are searching for the next ring card girl.
Helping them out.
October first.
Well, the deadline to submit your applications, if you're listening right now, you thought, like,
hey, I don't mind doing ring card girl stuff.
October 1st, okay, is your deadline, goldenboy.com slash apply and a little bit about yourself.
They haven't given me the date of like when they're going to do like the, the live judging, the live judging, but we'll be there.
Yep.
We'll be on scene.
Yes.
And Maximum wants to know how you would cure world hunger.
Yeah.
That's a great question.
Vick wants to know your personality.
Are you a comedian?
You funny?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, what else do you bring to the table?
I'm going to...
I mean, Concordee wants to know that you can count, which is good.
Yeah, that's perfect.
I'm going to judge you by your song choice.
Like, whatever song you choose to, like, work with.
I'm going to, that's how much judge you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shout to our homies over there.
The goal, it's always a vibe.
It's always a vibe.
And we're here for it.
Speaking of being here for it, what is going on with Young Thug, bro?
Yes, look, Young Thug and Yiffin Lucci are dropping a song together.
Friday. Why is that such a big deal you ask? Because they have been mortal enemies since 2017
when young thug called himself the new Tupac and Lucci responded by tweeting,
Pock would have never wore a dress.
That's how their beef started. That's how their beef started. That led to more ish talking. Thug
literally tweeted, if I ain't like what you do for your mother and kids, I would have been killed
you in all caps. Literally said that, right? Then shootouts happened. He's saying like why
F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. Luchin. Luchie, but if he wasn't.
Then he would. Pee. Pee. Pee.
So that led to shootouts in 2019. In 2020, YF.N. Lucci was stabbed in jail
in jail. And prosecutors alleged that YFN. Lucci was
conspired to commit murder against YFN Luchy.
Exactly. Exactly. And in January 20, 4, YFN Lucci pleded to a gang related charge related to the YSel indictment.
Sheesh. So they were just, you know.
against each other the whole time people had died, you know, been to prison and everything.
And now they have a new song coming.
Listen this.
Got to be cross in the cell.
My new hot real.
Sitting in the cell when they did wrong.
Lucia told me playing safe.
You know all of the kids.
How do you guys feel about that?
I don't know why he changed up his like style of flow.
His voice sounds a little different.
His voice and everything.
It does.
All of it's changed.
Yeah.
Life is very different for a young.
now.
And I guess he has to start collaborating with ops because no one's his friend anymore.
True.
And that made me think like is this,
is this growth like respectable the fact that he's like mending, you know,
with his top op?
Or is it like this loyalty to all the stuff that's happened, his fallen friends and all that?
Oh, because people did pass away because of their beef, right?
Yeah.
I think it's a mix of all of it.
And also even people who say that thug is like a snitch,
they're also going to look at wife and Lucci like,
oh now he's making music with him
aside from the ops
someone that quote unquote people are
saying is a rat not me I don't know so he switched
up basically
yeah a traitor
it's a lot that comes with it yeah
I have not seen like a fall like this
ball from grace like this since what like
Robert Donnie Jr., he got back up
after all the stuff that he went through you know
but like this is pretty wild
and it's been in the status of
in the span of a year we've
champion that he's gone now or like
he went through his trial everyone championing that
he got out and him and his girl Mariah
how they held each other down.
Then it's just
it's been all going downhill
and he drops his album
Ois-S-Cuti on Friday.
So we'll see how that goes.
How you spell that bro?
U-Y-S-C-U-T-I.
O-S-C-U-T-I-I-S.
Young Thugs dropping a new album on Friday.
And Wife and Luchy as too.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So worth the listen.
There's this.
I'm sure a lot going on
and his, him explaining his side of it.
All right.
All right.
Keep it here.
More Brownback mornings on the way.
