Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 566 Stuck Brother-In-Law, Pirate Pits, and Sad UY SCUTI | Brown Bag Mornings (09/26/25)

Episode Date: September 26, 2025

The Brown Bag Mornings crew jumps into chaos this week, debating Tito’s desperate "Homie Helpline" dilemma after his brother-in-law needed an ER ride because "Something is stuck in my body". Tune in as they crown Mariah the Scientist the 'Simp of the Week', argue whether viral "pirate pits" are disgusting or sexy, and reflect on the "really, really sad" new album from Young Thug, UY SCUTI. - Edited by @iamdyreSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown back, the better. Come on. My name is Zias. Good morning to you. Happy Friday. Morning!

We're here! Yeah. September 26th, it's Friday. Me and Angie and Vic, we were on the Jimmy Kimo. Oh, my God. It was so tight. Big up to my husband, Jore. I didn't know he knows so many people.

He got us in at Kimmo because they're... It's free, well, it's free to go in, but the tickets are already reserved like got a reserve tickets to go and it's reserved for a few months and he knew somebody that knew somebody that knew gilmo and then there we were taking shots for our homie yeah yeah we're meeting him in person he was such a good guy he is he is and he's like a he's like a people person he's like what do you guys need can i serve them shots and he ended up serving his shots i guess he had said that he drinks to on the job but like we are here to confirm that he came up from the jimmy kimmo show drinks on the job For sure.

It's fine. It's fine. It's not like when you do it. Yeah, I was about saying it's cool when he does it when I do it. It's a problem. They have a bar there. They have a whole bar? Yes, they do.

Not for everyone. Oh yeah, true. Sorry. I forgot. Vic wore like very shiny pants. I did. They're purple pants, which I gave you pops for. They weren't purple?

No, that's the brand. Oh. They're black, their black leather. They were. They were. Yeah. Did you guys like it? I did.

We're on TV. We're on a lot of us. Yeah. That's so cool. And I hope Jimmy came out because Jimmy didn't know who the Rizler was. Yeah. And he's like, does anybody in the crowd know who the risler is, like the little kid? Yeah.

Yeah. Why he's named that. And Vig is like, it's because the face he makes. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, the whole thing was like nobody in the crowd knew but me. Oh, yeah. For sure.

Yeah. Well, I mean, letty knew probably. But like, it's like besides us, like, it was the whole crowd was very different. Oh, you think they're scared to say something? It was. No, no. At all. No.

They didn't know. It's super interactive. And like a lot of, most of the people in the crowd are tourists. Oh, okay. Mm-hmm. But not going to lie, as I'm watching it. Mm-hmm. I'm like, I could do that.

Right? The Kimmel stuff. Oh. And I was like, who's going to be my band? Because I go and I watch, yeah, I watch for like, like I'm looking at the producers. I'm looking at the band and how it's working, how it's moving. It's all fast pace. Like, I'm looking at the cameraman, at the lighting.

Who's bringing the props? And when they set up his desk, I'll all. of that. It was really cool saying everything like the back end of stuff. You know if you're in LA I recommend like if you can go to one of these things again they're free tapings and they happen here and they they're for everything right like you went to one night a yota and that's where you can go to different tapes tapings of different shows like the Jennifer Hudson show and Jimmy Kimmel Live and they just have different things that you could be a part of the audience for so it's something you should do or try to do especially since we're out here

You know? Yeah. Oh, no, I was just going to say, I lived here my entire life, and that was the first time I've ever been to TV taping. Yeah. I don't know how often they drop the dates, but it's all you. I used to always check every day because they add who's going to perform. They tell you all the details, so you have like a specific artist or a celebrity that you want to see.

Yeah. You got to be on top of the website. Yeah, you can schedule yourself correctly. Wow. Yeah. Super tight. All right. Yeah.

Well, the experience was amazing. And speaking of experiences, we have an incredible experience coming your way. If you want to see the queen of Christmas herself, Mariah Carey, at her Christmas time in Las Vegas at Dolby Live at Park MGM on December 10th, we have those tickets. All right, they're on sale now at Ticketmaster.com, but you can win them with us coming up at 8 a.m. Because Mariah Carey, we interviewed her. It was an incredible interview. And we're going to play back for you at 8 a.m. Because she has so much to talk about.

And, bruh, it's like in the presence of a legend, Mariah Carey. We also have Universal Studios, Hollywood. Halloween Horonite's tickets. We got four tickets to enter a world of relentless terror that's coming your way at 7 a.m. And 8 a.m. But right now, we're going into the weather. Yes. What's our weather name?

Weatherman. Monsoon Mac. You're Monson Mac today? All right. Monson Mac. Let's get into it. And now, the weather. Oh, hell my dog.

With concrete storm. It's your boy, Monsu Monsu Mac. And I'm back. And it's going to be a fresh one today. And if you've been on the road, you might have seen something. light drizzle. Yes. But now let's start off in the city of Hidden Hills, where you can find yourself a cougar

to pay your bills. Your high will be 76. Next, we're horse riding on over to the city of Duarte. It's the weekend. So like, like, Raquimica and white? Salte! Larry. Salte.

Dr.te, your high will be 79. Next, we're going to slide on over to San Dimas, where Greg is wondering, where are your primas. Yes. Your high will be 77. They're at raging waters. True. Lastly, we're hopping on the freeway to La Quinta,

where people take vacations and I'm not talking about La Pinta. Your high will be 91. So a scary fact about La Quinta. A scary fact about La Quinta. Well, it's now luxurious getaway. You know that your voice is already blowing scary? You literally just have to talk normal. Really?

Yeah. I'm scary? You are already in the, You're out in that tone, brother. It's long been rumored that there's a haunted resort. It's called La Quinta Resort and Club. And they say room 120 is haunted. And the reason is that legend has it.

In the 1930s, a Hollywood screenwriter pulled up, and he went to room 120. And people noticed that there's flickering lights and that he wouldn't touch his food trays. And when they went to check, he was dead. and all he left behind was a note that said it comes at night. What?

It usually does. Just like me? I didn't say it comes in two minutes. You should say at night, all right? Didn't specify time or how long. But yes, Hidden Hills, your high will be 76. Duarte 79. Sandima 77 and Lakeintan 91.

Why do you keep interrupting? Let him do that letter. I'm just trying to correct them. It's Wicin Yandel, that Arkeye. How do you correct them wrong? Yeah, like how do you not pronounce the name correctly? Rakimikan Y. But it's Wissin Yandel.

Oh, you got your E's wrong, okay. It's not Rakeem Niyanee, it's not, wait, it's not Rakeeming Kewai. It's Wissin Iandel. That happens every day. I'm sure that happens every day. And you're probably right. Whatever, Greg. Yeah.

Bro, just sabotage on sabotage on this show. Did that bother you that much? You know, I wouldn't have even known the difference. I just heard the song and I was like, hey, you know what you should tell Greg? It is. You know what you should tell Greg? What should I tell?

I should tell him that he needs to. Get out. It was bothering me the whole time. Righty. You're almost there. The DJ in the room, they don't know that I know that. No, and he was like twitching. They have to know the correct artist.

I have to say these words out of my mouth. That was Greg. Okay. What's their name? I can't even say it. Rock. Why little, I don't know. Why?

Rikin Yandel. No, the second. No. He said Rikimikin. I don't know. Svishin Nel. It is Wissin Eandel. It is Wiesin Eandem.

Yeah. So cute. My apologies to my Puerto Rican. And you're dumb and dumber. All right. Thank you for the wedding. Move on soon back. Get better at your Wreck at town.

Okay. Please. Please. We'll lose credibility here. No. All right. This government, man, man. This government wants to do everything to curb fraud but fire the president.

Kid, kidding. Am I? All right. There's this new state laws that are happening in different parts of the country, like in Massachusetts. but it's a matter of time until other states catch on and they're like, hey, it's a great idea. One of those states might be California. When it comes to your food stamps, EBT cards, okay?

A state law over there in Massachusetts now requires that certain EBT card holders be issued photo EBT cards with their picture and signature on the card, all right? I know if you've ever been up on these EBT scams, but it's kind of like, hey, I give you my EBT card. You give me money and then you go off and then I have money, right? Right, right? Come to me more. Yeah. Just tell us about it.

Tell us about it. Sometimes people are at the grocery store and they'll go up to you and they'll be like, hey, I'll pay for your groceries and just pay me in cash half. And then how can you pass up on this deal? Yeah, it is. You know, it's a deal. It's a deal. No, no, no. No, it's fraud.

It's fraud. Oh, it is? What if you do it with them family? How is that fraud? Because the government gave them this EBT card to. Uh-huh. to get food. And so they want money instead of the food.

So they're trading it with you. But it wasn't their bread to begin with. Well, the government. Yeah. I've had food stamps when I was a teen mom. That was so important. That really, like, made sure. Yeah.

Well, I was trying to become who I eventually became, try to make sure that me and my little David were good. You know what I'm saying? And there's valid reasons to have EBT cards. I don't want to shy away from that family. He's definitely needed. Exactly. There is a fraud in place where, like, you can look and slide a little bit of this for a little bit of that.

Yeah. I mean, I feel like it, unfortunately, it happens too much where in anything government-based, like, people find loopholes and ways to do it. But there always is people who actually live off this and need it. And unfortunately, the fraud is what ruins it for everybody. Yeah, it's whack. I used to have, I had food stamps for, like, a little period in COVID. Like, they were giving it out. It was like, I wasn't working.

You know, so it wasn't fraud or anything. Wow. He was going to poverty. I wasn't working. So I was like, okay, cool, I got it. I wasn't working here. I thought, I know. No, before that, before that.

So you were getting food stats, but you couldn't provide the snacks for Brownback when we're just starting it and I had to pay for everything. Probably. And I didn't. I wasn't working either? That sounds like me. That sounds like me. Um, no, but. Give me some hashitties?

No, I don't think they were on the menu. But I say that to say, um, my Tia is a social worker because I felt kind of bad about like, maybe I shouldn't get this. shouldn't get this. You know what I'm saying? She was telling me like, no, you don't understand. There's such a surplus of like produce and groceries in California specifically that it actually helps the economy for people to like be able to get that and less food goes bad and stuff like that. Sounds like my other homie when he was trying to get his mom to lie on paperwork just so that she could get some benefits and she felt it. Yeah, right. She told me legit. I was like, oh.

It's so crazy. All right, let me give you some notes about this new law that's being passed in other states. and might just be considered out here in California. It's not required for all in these states, but states must allow for photeless EBT cards if the household head is 60 years old, 60 year older. So if they're 60 year older,

they don't need their cute little elderly, scrinkly face on these EBT cards. It is the photo of the head of household that would go. This doesn't mean that other people in that household can't take that EBT card and use it. It's like Costco. It's like going to Costco. The Costco card now.

Yeah, other authorized household members can still use it to buy food as long as they know the correct pin. And it is the retailer's responsibility to check and make sure the stuff is, like it's your little face or one of the authorized users. So there you go. Nice. This ain't going to change anything. Just go to the youngest person that's the cash register.

They don't care. Yeah. Go to the newest body in there. Like, hey, bro, I know you don't care. I'm going to self-checkout. Don't worry. Bro, that's not. No, that's going to be absolutely soon.

They're taking those ways. Taking it away? Not the guy that said he got EBT during COVID and his Tia told him to say about his little loophole. She told me. She told me. What she's talking about sub-checkout? She told me that we should.

They got a surplus of those things. You can only swipe it once. That we should continue to steal until they eliminated and people get their jobs back. Isn't that what happening? Your Tia's going to get researched. Isn't that happening? Isn't that happening?

No, she don't work there anymore. It's a problem when we do it, bro. Then it's probably when anybody else does it. It's probably when we do it. Let's give a fool of their flowers, all right? And today it's somebody that gets talked a lot on the show. talked about a lot on the show in the nicest way possible, especially from the guys.

Yes, yeah. But I want to give her flowers for her many talents of how she can make a hit record and genre after genre after genre, be a cool girl from out here in the city of Englewood, our one and only Latina Badi, Becky G. She's a big guy. A applause, over there.

Yeah, to the top. I'm so, I'm so Becky from the black. Dancing in the mirror And singing in the shower I need that kiss too Okay JOP I was admiring her talent You guys

Love it Becky G, incredible personality Incredible singer songwriter Can do it all She also went a movie She was The Yellow Ranger And Power Rangers

She did the soundtrack The title track for the Hot Chitos movie So big up to that that too. And in a second, I'm going to tell you about why that's super close to her heart. It's so amazing. But I do want to big her up just for like her, her perseverance through things. Often we look at the glam that is Becky G., the fun that is Becky G, sweet girl, cute girl. But she's also been through it. Check this out.

I was told that I was a one-hit wonder. And that was terrifying because I don't do what I do because I want to be famous. I do it to support my family because I became the man of my home at a very young age. I was nine when I started working. But I had to grow up so quickly. And so, you know, finally you're getting your chance. And then there's so many things happening beyond your control. You feel like you're tied to the sinking ship.

Man, that's not real. Yeah. I read about her and how she used to live in the garage of her grandparents' home when she was younger. Yeah. And that was before ADUs, y'all. That was before they had like, like they had certain standards. It's like, no, like you just close the door to the garage. Yeah.

It might get cold. It might get hot in the summer. but that's how she was living and she hustled. You know, like she was a part of kids' bob very young. She's in that video. What? Check it out. Super cute.

Of course, she's doing like commercial work. She went on Sabado Gigante and did like a cool little Selena tribute. But she also was hustling out her backpack. Okay, look, I'm an L.A. native, born and raised in Inglewood, and I used to sell hot chitos out of my backpack in elementary school. Come on. Fill that out. Bill up.

Yeah. Very like. Right. She was that little kid like, hey, what's up? Which one you want? For real. I love it. You know, it's so important to show love to Becky G.

Do any of you want to say your kids? I think it's amazing. I also see how vocal she is with everything going on in L.A., for our community. And she's always been involved. She's always doing events. And I love also how she does collaborations with small brands to give them like a spotlight. Especially clothing brands.

I've gotten caught up on so many, like, different designers, and their heritage is the same as us because, and Becky G's the one that puts them on. Like, the pants that she did for, is it Chubbychino on Instagram that she did for Coachella. Yeah. And she was out there with Pesso Blumen. I was like, whoa, that's a tight. Yeah. Big up to her. Yeah.

Yeah, get a rodeo also. Bicea boys. Yeah. She's showing a lot of love with that. I like that she just shows love to, like, anybody. You know, it doesn't have to be, like, they don't have to be big or small. Like anything, it's just like, I like this. And then she kind of puts them up on their platform.

You know what I'm saying? I think that's dope. Yeah, I just want to thank Becky G for being my gym motivation. You know, I just look at her and I'm like, I need to get to the gym more. Oh, gosh. Yeah, motivates me to just one day. Well, then go. And then I always told myself I'm going to be single until I meet her.

Because I feel like, like. Hi, Greg. I always just, no, I'm just going to. It's fine. He's burning his own bridge. I'm not burning my own bridge. Anyway, go you guys. Go ahead.

I do appreciate her and I like it. that she's here, especially because the industry tried to keep her from being here. Check this out. Because the industry said, well, we already have Selena Gomez. My last name is Gomez. No, seriously, we already have Selena Gomez.

Imagine if I never, you know, found the courage to say, no, but I have a different story to tell. You know, I'm from Englewood. I'm from L.A., I'm Chicana. Mexican-American, too. And she deserves her spot. Yeah. Let's go.

I know. See, going through all of that and saying, again, we see the happy face. We see her in all her different and amazing. amazing performances and it's cool to see that like she persevered even through even though everyone told her not like you know we're good yeah we're good we got selina just one at a time is crazy is essentially what the industry was trying to tell her oh and i had no idea until right the second that that was her last name yeah lomas yeah no congratulations to beck yeah for everything that you do for how you speak up uh for all of us that look like you come from your same background and want the best for the community as a whole los angeles as a whole los angeles as as a whole, Ingoood as a whole, all of that. And she's done this even when no one was looking is what's important to me.

Because often with celebrities that speak up, they're always going to get the criticism. Well, now you're saying something. You could go back in time even to her earlier songs, and she talks about the struggle of her parents and the things that she believes in. So big up, Becky, you. That's cool. You deserve that. These are the nominees for the Simp of the week.

Simps. Simps. Simps. Simps, Simps, Simps. It's been a simpy week. this week, but who will take the crown as the biggest stamp of the mall? Our first nominee

is Mariah the Sciences. What? So if we haven't kept up with the drama going on with Mariah the scientist, her and Young Thug were actually, you know, together for a long time. She rolled with him when he was in jail. However, in the leak calls, Young Thug actually

admitted to cheating on her and being unfaithful. Even after all this, rumors were that they had broken up, and she actually ended up bringing out young Doug to a show where the crowd went completely silent. Yes, the crowd went silent. He came out, he was trying to vibe with them,

and it was like, they're all her homegirl, and they're like, oh, you got back with him. Yes. It was really weird to see just how the crowd reacted because you would think that they'd be excited to have a young thug around and seeing her happen. No, no, they're on Tim Ryan. You publicly humiliated her after privately cheating on her.

So, no, who's next? Our next nominee is Huda's boyfriend. So Huda is the famous girl from Love Island, known for... I'm a mommy. However, she started going out with another reality star named Louis Russell. And Louis Russell asked her out like it was a prompolesal. And he asked her Valentine's Day style. So we're like, is it simple for him to bring Valentine's into what were fall?

Yeah, like September 3rd or something. But didn't y'all say like Valentine's Day ship is every day? like that's why you guys don't celebrate on Valentine's Day because you're like every day it should be Valentine's Day. I'm going to have a special day to do it. Now you've got a guy that didn't do it on that day. And now you're like, oh, it's so stiff that he's doing Valentine's Day on another day. Yeah, no, that's cap.

Valentine's Day is not every day. Every other payday. Eso. It was a lot, though. You know, the balloons, the flowers. It just made everyone else look bad. No, it didn't. Yeah.

She deserves more. Yeah. Oh, stop. All right. But that's why he's a symptom. Yes. Our next nominee. is people that spend more than $20 on dates.

So Paul Pierce actually had a take on the situation where he was talking about that you shouldn't spend more... You don't spend a dove on the first day. Because think about it, the hike free, then you go to Starbucks, get a cup of coffee or some egg bites or whatever, boom, boom, boom, you're cracking, and then you have a good conversation. $20 is enough for the first day.

He's saying $20 is enough for the first date. You shouldn't be out spending more than $20 bucks. and if you do, then you're simping. Valid. Yes, our last nominee is our homie, Ray J. So Ray J is out here trying to get Kim K's attention, but not in that same way. Kim K, his ex.

His ex, Kim Kardashian. This time, he's saying he's going to do this. The federal RICO I'm about to drop. And Chris and Kim is about to be crazy. If anybody know Kim and cool with Kim, they need to tell her now, the rain is coming, the feds is coming. It's nothing I can do about it.

worse than Diddy. He's planning and getting a Rico on her and her mom. I just feel like if you're a Rico informant, you're not supposed to talk about it. You're right.

And he talked about it on stream. So this makes me feel like it's not real. We're debating. Like, is this real? Because it could be really serious and he's saying like it's bigger than Diddy.

But also he said, I'm going to drop a Rico on her. What does that mean? It's not a thing. You're not the government. No. Ray J. Rico. It's wild.

Yes. I don't know. But stranger things have happened. There's people in government office that were like, wait, who are you to be in that position? True, true. So maybe Ray J might be the next FBI chief of staff or whatever.

That is true. That is true. But those are our four nominees for this week. And who is number one? And the winner, the Simple of the Week is. Briah the Scientists. Oh, right. Even after everything that went on and the calls being leaked and the public knowing that she's been cheated on,

she is Simple of the Week. Mariah, we want. better for you that's i'm right here no oh man we said better yeah i'm right here for you i'm right here right here is this same poor maria i'm sorry baby girl you win you win you win sim sorry sir sorry sit sit sit all right check this out homie need a homie or need some help we need your help we need a line i mean phone line we got you for the homie help line Tito needs our help Tito

Tito sent us a DM and said Hey Brown Bag My name is Tito And I have to tell y'all this story Something isn't adding up All right he said So a couple of days ago My brother-in-law randomly called me up

And asked me to pick him up in my work van And rush him to the emergency room It was weird because he specifically asked me To bring my van And we aren't the closest But he also doesn't have a lot of friends So I get it He sounded worried

So I didn't ask any questions, I just rushed over. And when I pulled up, I noticed him walking a little funny. He was crying and can barely talk. So I saw the pain he was in, so I just rushed him to the ER. When I was helping him fill out the paperwork, I asked him

what was the reason for the visit? In Brownback, he looked at me and said, Something is stuck in my body! I was confused, but I wrote it. And when I was putting my sister's name in the emergency contacts, since this is her dude, He said, no, don't do that.

And I was waiting there for hours the whole time trying to figure out what he meant when he said, something is stuck in my body. How would you sound if something was stuck in your body? Can you sound normal? No, in pain and a little bit different. Okay, okay, I don't have an experience with that. So he said, why didn't he want me to put my sister as his contact emergency or his emergency contact? So when he got out, he looked in pain and embarrassed, and I dropped him off and went about my day.

But later on that night, my sister started blowing up my phone asking me why I picked up her man in my van and where we went. She said she got a ring camera notification and saw us, and now her man is being secretive, and she thinks something sketchy is going on. I acted like I got a work call and hung up on her, but I really didn't know what to do. Then my mom called me, screaming at me, saying that my sister called her and told her the whole thing. So I called him and told him my sister's pressing me and thinks I'm helping him cheat and then my mom knows too. Brown bag, do I do my brother a solid and keep it inside? Or press this fool to be honest with my sister.

What do I do? Brother-in-law. Because he said brother. Oh, sorry, brother-in-law. Yeah, brother-in-law. Yeah, brother-in-law. Yeah. This is odd.

This is very odd, I will say. The hell is stuck in his body. And why is he being so secret? Yeah, I mean, it's a weird spot to be in, I guess. I mean, him being like, take me to the emergency room, not really saying much, not wanting his sister involved. Yeah. All I can think about is that there's probably something stuck back there, maybe. Well, where else would it get stuck?

Yeah, for him to be saying he's walking funny. We haven't deduced that already. I'm just saying. You'll be stuck in your throat, you won't be able to talk. Stuck in your belly butts and you wouldn't be walking weird. Stuck in your ear, you wouldn't be hearing or something. Asking for your van to be hearing. There's only so many places.

And I feel like if you weren't embarrassed, you would be a little more open to conversation about it. Yeah. Like, oh, I got something in my leg. Yeah. I was working on this. He's being pretty closed up right now. Oh, wow. Oh, God.

All right. We're going to go to the phone lines. Let's go to Desiree. Desiree in South L.A. What's up, Desiree? Desiree. Go ahead, Desiree. Hi.

Hey, Desiree. Hi. Desiree, what would you tell Tito about his situation? To just not tell her anything. Why not? If she wants to know, because it's going to stir up more questions, more dramas, more answers that he don't. know. As you said, he don't know too much. She just got up and

started and helped him. But that looks suspicious as hell. He don't really know no. So for her to even question him like that instead of the brother or husband, whoever, you know, she used to ask him. Yeah. Because it's putting him

in a different situation, a different situation because he's going to be arguing with her or him for telling or not. Gotty. Yeah. What do you think it is? What do you think it is, Desire? It just sounds like something weird. Okay, but what's your mind thinking?

Desiree, would you keep that secret from your sibling? Like, if their partner was like, hey, Desiree, I need you. No, like, Desiree, I need you. Yeah, I would come help. Yeah, but then would you keep a secret from your sibling? It depends. Well, personally, yeah, it depends what it is. Because sometimes when it's real juicy, we get to tell in our person or something like that.

But in reality, they need to just tell them what's going off. Yeah. Or at least excuse because it was the middle of the night, it was late. Yeah, yeah. You know, so it's like something. Like, don't just hide something because if you're hiding it, then really what happened. Yeah.

Right, you got to give something, some type of story. Effie. If I say he was cheating, that would count as cheating. No. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, if it's what we're lying because why are you lying if you're not cheating? That's embarrassing.

Sometimes it's just a lie just to lie. I don't know. It's embarrassing. Is what we're thinking worse than cheating? Is what we're thinking cheating? We're all thinking it. Like, yeah. If you're not, if you're not like telling your partner like, yo, like I'm doing this.

Yeah, behind my back too. Yeah. He's doing something enough that he went to the ER, didn't tell his partner about it, and doesn't want his brother-in-law to say it. But probably his brother-in-law was the only person he knew with a van. And it's not like it could be something that you could sit down and drive to the here. I don't know. I don't know.

He probably had to lay down. Yeah. Lay down flat. All right. Let's go to Amber. Amber and San Fernando. What's up, Amber? Amber.

Amber. Amber. Timor's in a predicament. Amber. Tito is in a predicament. He is like, hey, my brother-in-law. not called me over. He had a situation. Didn't tell me much. We really couldn't talk through the pain. I just saw that he was wacky funny. Took him to the ER. I'm writing out the stuff for him

because he really can't think. And I'm like, what's up? Like, what do I write as the reason we're here? And he said, just put something that's, something stuck inside me. And then he's like, well, okay, let me just finish the paperwork. As he's writing the contact of like the ER contact, he's starting to write his sister's name, sister's number, sister's relationship to the patient. And then he's like, no, no, no, no, I'll just stop. Ends up waiting for him. They get out really late at night. He drops him back off at home. And what it seems like to the sister is, hey, are you guys, are you helping my man cheat?

He's blowing him up. This guy's like trying to hang up the phone, not really trying to talk. And he hits up his brother-in-law. His brother-in-law, and his brother-in was like, bro, just do me this all. Just chill. Just like, it'll blow over. Like, I promise. Just like, don't answer her calls.

But then mom starts calling and is guilting him. Like, I did not raise you to help a man cheat on your only sister. Amber, what would you tell him? Amber. All right. If he was my friend, I would say you need to try to coordinate with brother-in-law and come up with a cover story. Even if, and this is not something I would do personally, but I'm just saying,

I would say, like, you know, say that maybe there was some wetter bleeding. You didn't want to worry my sister or something. No, I'm just saying, like, something where it's like, or I was, you were really constipated. and, you know, you have to have to have some kind of reasoning for it, and then we'll stick to that, and then in the future, don't ever call me for no mess like this. He's got an Uber. Get an Uber. Because that's not right.

Like, I understand that, you know, you guys are cool and everything, but then, I mean, if he thinks, oh, don't mention it to my sister to blow over, then you must not know women. You know, like, there's no way that mom or his sister are going to let this go. So he has to come up with some kind of excuse that they can stick with. Right. And you're with the making up an excuse. You're not with the tell your sister the truth. Well, but the thing is, is you don't know what is there to tell her. You know what I mean? Yeah, you don't know. That's true. Yeah. So, I mean, if it was me, I would just tell the brother-in-law, hey, you're going to have to come up with some kind of excuse or reason why we went. And that's fine. Because I also wouldn't want to know. Like, I feel like that's kind of intrusive. Like, I would be like, dude, what do we, you know? I wouldn't push him on it.

But tell me what happened. And then I'll decide whether I tell me this. Tell me who was up there, how it got there, and who put it there. No, for real. We don't know who, how. You know if someone really ran out the back door after going in the back door? Dang. You're so frightened.

Never know. Never know. I'm just wondering, like, why cover for the brother-in-law? You know, like, there's no, like. Why do you guys do it anyway? Y'all always cover. No. Brocode.

Yeah. Yeah. Yes. It's what it is. These are you all covered for someone that you shouldn't cover for. It's just strictly broke code. Brother-in-law is different.

Nah. That's your relative. That's yeah. That's like your, especially sister, you always got to take care of your sister. Yeah, you should take out your sister. Your sister, your home girls. Everyone.

Your sister specifically is. No, but your home girls too. There's like a limit. Yeah. To brocode. Of course. So it's like, if you pass that limit.

All right. But before that, yeah. And I also wonder why he called Tito. Like, he had a man. Tito be like... He had a van.

Teetal's like your sister's brother. Tito had a van. He probably just thinks he's not a snitch. Yeah. Yeah. That's what just seems like he's not a snitch. Like you know, homies that like this would never tell nobody. You know what I'm saying?

Just a chill guy. Just a chill guy. And now he's going through it. He does not know what to do about this. Should he tell his sister that his brother said, A bro, pick me up, don't say nothing. Just take me to the emergency room. We'll talk about it later.

Later came. He's like, just drop me. I don't want to see I don't want to say talk about it and then his sister hits him up and his brother-in-law's like bro just shh whisper song dog whisper song just don't say anything all right let's go to carlos and inglewood carlos good morning hey good morning brown back how you guys doing what's saying carlos carlos happy friday baby let's roll yeah carlos talk to us what would you tell tito in the situation should he tell his sister about his brother-in-law asking him to take him to the er something happened

or should he keep a quiet? No man No at this point I'm getting put in a tough situation I mean I'm speaking on his shoes Where they're there they're doubting me and what I am At this point

I'm gonna have to let him know like hey yo check this out this happened speak to this guy Let him tell you exactly what's going on Because at this point For him doing that favor he's being stuck in a tough situation man To be quite honest So you're writing everybody out?

You're writing them out. At this point, I'm not going to have nobody doubting on me. Okay. So you're going to break the broken. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So if you're going to jail your snitching. I'm not going to have nobody thinking, you know what they're thinking, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Unless it is what it is. Yeah. Unless it is what you were thinking. I've got to clear my name out, baby. They got to know. It ain't me. It ain't me.

I want no part of it. I'm telling. Yeah, I was just a driver. At this point, you're an accessory after the fact. Cops would say. All right, what should Tito do? Should Tito tell his sister or should he keep it secret that his brother-in-law hit him up in a panic and in pain saying, April, bring your van, just take me to the ER, don't ask questions, takes him to the ER.

Apparently something stuck up inside his brother-in-law. But still, don't tell her, don't tell her, don't tell my sister. I mean, don't tell my girl, don't tell my girl. Brings them back home late at night because that's how the E-Roller. Yards work. You're there for hours and hours and hours. And then we don't know how long it took until it was out. You don't know. That's true.

No, you're right. You're right. What other sound? What other sound? Y'all seen the videos? I don't know. I really think it out. Well, yeah, but it has the CR.

And that's why we are very thankful for all of our ER, doctors and nurses and help out there. Right. And whoever invented latex gloves. Okay. And then so they come back and it's late at night. sister's hitting up what happened where were you guys this guy's not telling me nothing he just wants to take a shower go to sleep that's not cool you're my brother what were you doing i saw you on the ring camera pick him up what's up and he just does not know what to say on one side he could clearly

tell his brother-in-law was in pain and needed it him on the other side his sister uh is hitting him up like hey tell me and so he's conflicted all right kpw r fm hd1 los angeles power 106 lays number one for hip-hop we are going in on this just no i don't i don't know i didn't They both are completely. I hate these words. Going in. All right. Jenny and Pasadena, Jenny, how would you help Tito in this situation?

What should he do? Tell his sister or keep his brother-in-law secret a secret? Hey, good morning. Hi. Hi, Jenny. Hi. So I think he said that he's not that close to his brother-in-law. And he did his brother-in-law to take him over there

and to keep his quiet for the time he did. But now that it's becoming an issue for him, I think that he should tell his sister just the simple facts of what happened. Like, he asked me for a ride. I took him to the emergency room. He didn't want to talk about it. And then I took him home. And I personally, to me, it sounds like his brother-in-law is on the DL.

And so this could go a couple of ways. Like if he ends up telling his wife, you know, yeah, I stuck something. in there and got stuck and I had to go to the hospital, it could be like, oh, I have this fetish and the marriage could get better, you know, or, or it could be, hey, I have this fetish and actually women are not involved and the sister's life could get better. But if he is on the deal, this guy's sister is kind of at risk, like at high risk or maybe catching something. So, I mean, as the brother, to his sister, with his mom, all like, this is not how I raised you. I would just come clean with the sister, keep it to the simple facts, and let the cunado tell the rest. I get to respect, but a man didn't get stuck in there. It was an object, apparently.

Maybe, maybe. Maybe. We're assuming. Yeah. I mean, he didn't give us details on what specifically was it? Because he doesn't know. I am not dude, but apparently, like, is this a thing? No.

No. No. No, it's not. at all. Okay. I don't know. I'm asking the question. I don't need to be defensive.

I just ask the question. Did not accuse anybody. Doesn't this happen. But I mean, it's just, it's so, like, it sucks to have that weight of, like, if I share just the little information that I have that, like, that could potentially lead to them breaking up. Like, that's a marriage. That's like, why hold, like, it just sucks that he has to be put in that position.

Right. And it shouldn't be his position because it's whatever, like, it's on them. Like, it's on your brother-in-law. And that is, it's really, it's, it sucks to be there. Yeah. You know. All right, Nadine, Nadine in Long Beach. Okay, Nadine, chill out.

Nadine, you said you have a similar situation. What? What? How is it similar to Tito, who doesn't know whether he should tell a sister or keep it a secret that his brother-in-law called him because he was walking funny and had something stuck somewhere and just doesn't want him to say anything to his girl. Tito sister. Nadine. So back then, years ago, my ex-husband was complaining about lots of pain. And I was like, well, you need to go to the ER.

I can't help you. He ended up going to ER, LA County, where his mom works. And they ran a few tests and everything. And his mom ended up calling me saying, hey, you possibly need to get checked out. I was like, what's going on? She's like, well, he has, you know, these certain amounts of SPDs. And I was just like, well, it's not for me. I just had our second baby.

Like I was two weeks out, you know, having it. So she told me what was going on, and he did not want to tell me. He was begging his mom not to tell me, and I was just, like, serious. So he needs to confess, like I said, because, you know, you never know what he did or who he did it with. And, you know, maybe he can be infected or maybe not. So, yeah, I think he needs to confess and say what happened. Oh, my God. And Nadine, for the record, this is.

is an ex-husband. Ex-husband. Was that the reason? My daughter's now 22. Was that the reason? He's your ex? Oh, definitely. Yeah.

Because that girl, I guess the girl he had slept with was, how can I say, infested with FD? That's how you said it. That's how you said it. She had them all? Mm-hmm. She had them all. Wow.

Ew. Yep. That's right. Susia. Susia, bro. I'm going to go to the ER. His mom works. that, like, why would you even go to that store?

Yeah, to keep it, to keep it from you. Yeah, exactly. But no, his mom and I were close, and she told me right away. Hey, the mom was a gangster for that. It's like, no. No, she was, honestly. I'm gonna tell her, I'm a tell her. That's it.

That's wild. Do it. I think it's illegal to not tell them. I think so. What? So, like, if you have an SD and then you sleep with somebody and you don't tell, like, I think it's illegal to, if you don't do that. I mean, the only difference is, like, I guess that her story is, like,

I guess checking into the doctor not knowing this hidden. Totally different side. Yeah. Yeah. But similar, I think it's illegal if you, like if they find out that you still did things with this person knowing you had something. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Point things. Port things. Antibiotic. Maxicillin, right? You don't say it. You just said it.

No. Penicillin is the cousin of a moxacoscelin. Is it? Yeah. One of those works. All right. All right. We got the homie, David, David and he's LA, David, the homie Tito hit us up because his brother-in-law hit him up.

It was like, hey, bring your vet. Please just pick me out, don't ask questions. He comes through, picks up his cousin, his brother-in-law, excuse me, and takes him to the ER. And when he's helping his brother-in-law fill out to paper because he's too much in pain, his brother-in-law is like, just something stuck in my body. And then just don't tell, don't tell my girl, don't tell your sister. And drops him back off after the U. ER visit seemed a little bit relieved. Still walking, funny, but just like, who,

it's gone. And then he comes back home. Now Tito's sister is hitting him up, like, where were you guys all night? He's not telling me anything. What's up? You're my brother. And he doesn't, now he's caught like in between this. Like, should I

tell my sister at least what I know or should I stay quiet? Because my brother-in-law is also hitting me like, please, bro, just keep it between us. Like, just it'll blow over. It'll blow over. over. David, David and East L.A., what would you tell him? Hey, good morning, Brownback. How's going? Morning.

Hey, hey, this is crazy. What, like, man, I, first of all, you know what? I don't condone, like the snitching stuff, right? And I would be like, look, this is how I'm going to be. I'm going to get my brother-in-law, I'm going to hold him by the throat and be like, oh, and full. If you don't tell my sister, because I'm not going to do it, you got to do it, right? I'm going to punch on you until you do it, whatever the case is because

I'm going to make him. Because you're not a snitch. Yeah. And this is the thing, too, is, like, fool, you got to let your, you got to let your girl know if you're not feeling out no more and you're getting your black back blown out. Like, come on, fool. Like, if that's your cup of tea, then that's your cup of tea. You don't mean, drink it in peace and be happy, right? Like, you can't.

And because, you know, it's true. There's a lot of stories you hear about like that in the hood where, like, these fools are all trolos, but they're, hmm. They're, they're zesty ones, you know? And then it comes out to be like, oh, you know, this food, like hunger just said right now, right? This food gave me this. This food gave me this. This food gave me that. And that's more so where I would be like, you know what?

I don't want my sister to be a part of none of that. Right. So, you know what I'm saying? Like, let get food. You're going to do your thing and let her know. And if not, then I'm going to do my thing. And I'm going to whoop you, you know what I'm going to whip you and not how you like it. I'm going to whip you.

Integer or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not that far. Not that one. But because you can't be caught in the middle, too. You know, it's just a sticky situation. Hey, something's no worse, David. No pun intended.

That's what I said, no pun intended, right? But, hey, it's crazy. Hey, you know what? It's Friday. I just want to say, hey, shout out. So everybody working today. Shout out. You guys, you know what?

You guys get us through the morning. I miss you guys. And, hey, hey, you know what? Let's get that Friday party. Hey, let's get that. Friday party. Cracking. You miss us?

That means you cheated on us because we've been here. We're right here every day. Oh, no. Because you know, I've been training. I've been training and this is a thing crampy style so I can't. You know what I mean? I can't call in.

So now we're fine. Yeah. Okay. Thank you so much for that, David. Yeah. I guess that might work. That was a good. That's a good strategy.

That also might lend him in the ER again. Like, I would just punch you until you tell her. Maybe never tell us. She's taking a hit. What if he likes when he grabs them by the throat? That's the thing. This is what I wanted. Scrolling with the homies.

How do you say armpits? Do you say sovaco or do you say, what is that one? Axila. What do you say? Arsila. I think sovaku is like a very vulgar way. Sovacco sounds like it smells. Like I could hear, I could smell that word.

Yeah, usually when I heard it, it's apestas a sovaco. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Thanks, abelita. I was seven I was seven The afura and so bacco She told you that?

Yeah, she loved me so much It's just her way It's just her way It's just her way. Some people are just different With the way that they show love You know what I'm saying? Well, Greg calls armpits sexy

Yeah? Oh my God, it's just because Who's going viral for it right now Stop making that phone! Can you stop biting your lips? I'm smiling. Talk about it. She's taken.

Oh, yes, she is, take it, though. But he only plays for the Pirates, it's fine. But anyways, Libby Dunn, aka she's a famous influencer and an athlete that played for LSU. She's a gymnast. Yep. Yes, she's going viral right now because she was at a Pittsburgh Pirates game. Her boyfriend is actually the pitcher of a Pittsburgh Pirates. He's not only a pitcher.

He's like the best pitcher in baseball. Paul Steins is really, really good. Yeah. Okay, so first of all, if you don't know who the heck this is, I didn't. Yeah, I don't. But she's viral. Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram. And then she's.

She's at the game watching it and she's going through an emotion of just like what's happening at the game. Right. She puts her arms up above her head. Like I love me all. What's going on? And right under her pits are big, just stains. Arm pits, sweaty, stains. And people are saying this is the most disgusting thing that's ever been seen on the internet.

That's a lie. Wait, I thought you were saying that it was sexy, you know. Oh, no. He's saying it's sexy. Oh, I'm saying it's very. Yeah. There's a group of us that are like. A group of us.

A group of us? Yeah, Angie. You guys are in a chat, aren't you? Yeah, you're part of that group. Boy, just for my man's, but that's it. I don't want to look at some other. You're part of the armpit-lovering group. Yeah, but my man-

You identify it as that. And I love it. I'm getting that smell. If your man put his arms up and you saw pit stains, you would say another? Yeah, I'm like, oh my God, let me put my face right there. Oh. Disgusting.

Quote of the week. But it's different, because that's my man. That's like, you know, but some other stranger is like, She had a white shirt on. And so you could tell the stains a little bit more. They were very, she's wearing the shirt a lot, it seems like, because that can't be new stains. No.

It has to be like old stains when you just can't get rid of them from washing it over and over again. It looks like yellow kind of brownish on her pits. And then she had her hands up and that's going viral. I think that's what it is. I don't think she's stunk or anything. I think she's 22 years old and doesn't know how to do laundry. She never heard of Fote. Or shout.

Like, this is the perfect time for shout to. reach out. We had love. Take care of the pits, girl. Yeah. Sponsorship opportunity. She's going to win from this. Oh, she's going to get a sponsor from it.

Hell yeah. Good. Do you order her sponsor? There is a lot of backlash to her. Just for her supporting her man and just having like pits. Pit stains. Yeah. That and they're doing AI, AI versions of it.

Like where she puts her hands up and stuff is like gushing out like gross like yellow. Like sewer water. Yeah. Like they're doing, they're being very extra. You know what? It could be, it could be like a new fashion statement too. Well, remember, you've seen different pants that look a certain way. Tyler of the creator came out with the pee pants.

Yeah, the pee pants. Oh, here we go. So you're not going to know if it's really like a smoker that just has peepants on their jeans and like pit stains or if it's fashion. Fashion. Or if it's the coolest hipster in your neighborhood. That's not. It's always up in the air. It's always up in the air.

You never know. I am sold. But you think she's cute? She is fine. But the thing is like her. She has pirate pig. It's Arr.

That'll stop you? The way a girl, like her pits would stop you? No, I don't look at people and judge them for that. Because I'm like, dog, if I'm sweaty, I wouldn't mind it. Yeah, yeah. But, like, I don't know. If I see a girl, like, sweating from her face a little bit, I'm like, it just kind of bothers me.

Girls can't sweat. What? What? Every day, I think there's something you can't do that. What do you mean? It's just like, it's not hot. You can sweat from your pits. It's fine because it's like, my back.

So you think when they exercise, they don't. sweat on their face? Yeah, I do. And I'm like, stay away from me. Make sure he wiped out the machine right there. You're going to find her. One day you're going to find her. She's out there.

She's out there for you. The girl that does not sweat, doesn't fart, doesn't ask you anything, any question, doesn't bug you, doesn't give you. You'll find her. You'll find her. Get out of my life.

Get out your own life. All right, that's it. Thank you so much. Thanks, Greg. I'm all right. All right. We have your tickets to go to Universal Studios, Hollywood. Enjoy Halloween Horror Nights.

It's starting to feel a little vibey, little faulty. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And we want to give you four tickets to Universal Studios, Hollywood, to enjoy Halloween horror nights. Okay? It's going on Select Nights now to November 2nd. And we got some callers on the line that are going to go through our different scary stories. I'm going to pull up a scary story.

I'm going to read it to you. And you're going to tell me who in the crew really went through this. Is it Greg? Is it Angie? Is it Maximo? Is it Vic? All right? And I have the scary stories.

right here. And hold on. Before I get to the scary story, we got to put the scary story music. All right, and then we have Maria. Maria and Granada Hills. What's that, Maria?

Hi, how are you? Good morning. Maria, you're ready to play a game? Yes, I am. All right, Maria. I'm going to read you a scary story. You're going to tell me who in the crew this happened to, all right?

Thank you. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Another. All right, I'm pulling. Oh.

ASMR. Wow. Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready. Okay. I was home alone and I was in my living room watching TV. And I heard my family having a whole conversation in the kitchen, but no one was home. I even double-checked the whole house to see if anyone was home and no one was there.

Who did this happen to? Five, four, three. Three, two, one. Happen to Angie. Sorry, baby girl. No. There's never an empty house in it. I was about to say.

Someone home. I was home alone? That's funny. Impossible. That's funny. Who did this happen to? I'm starting to freak out because I think the ghost. Oh my gosh.

That was you. Stop putting scary stories in this bowl, bro. The ghosts want to be seen or something because my stories keep getting chosen as the first one. And I swear, I'm like going. Off a handle. He's got to me. Okay, talk to us. What happened?

So I'm home alone a lot, a lot, a lot. My parents are always out. And I was chilling in my living room, and I swear, I'm not even kidding. I heard my mom and my dad having a whole conversation. And I look to the driveway. There's no cars in the driveway. I walk around the whole house. My parents aren't even around in the house.

I even called it and I'm like, hey, where are you at is that? I'm like, oh, we're at your grandma's house. Uh-oh. So nobody was there. And not the voices in your head? No, it was. the whole slide. Okay. Let's be wrong.

Let's go to Nancy. Nancy and Fontana. What's up, Nancy? What's up? Good morning, brown bag. Nancy, I'm going to tell you a scary story. You're going to tell me who from the crew this happened to, okay? We have these tickets to go to Halloween, horror nights up for grabs.

Are you ready? All right, I'm ready. Can you say, yes, I am? Yes, I am. There we go. Yeah. I can see. I had a haunted room in my house.

And no one was allowed to sleep in it. Who from the crew did this happen to? Five, four, three, two, two, one. Yes or no? No. No, it didn't happen to Maximal. Wait, now we were going to do the buzzer. Sorry, it was not you.

It's me. Oh, V. Victor, what? Yeah. Haunted room in the house. We'll talk about it. So my mom moved to Placet. sent you and it was like a four bedroom house and we're like you know unpacking stuff and then

my mom was like I don't know I don't like the energy in this in this room like don't put anything there and it was right next to my room and I was like oh great like why does that have to be next to mine so we never set up anything any beds or anything and um she ended up talking to the neighbors and like hey like did anything weird happen in this house and they're like yes the previous owners died in that room I know no no no so you guys just had an extra room we just had nobody would you you want to go in there that's really that's really you want to go in there that's Yeah, and we just have an extra four tickets we got to give away. I know.

All right. That's a very rich story. Let's go to Adam in Whittier. Yeah, just a room no one uses. What? It's like where people have two salas. Yeah. What?

All right. We have Adam in Whittier. Adam, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Adam, I'm going to tell you a scary story. You're going to tell me who in the crew this happened to, all right? Cool. In my parents' home country.

In my parents' home country. I was sleeping. and heard people walking up the stairs. When I went to check, no one was there, and everyone was sleeping. Who in the crew did this happen to? What the accident? It sounds like Angie. I'm sorry that I did tax it.

I did tax it because I said in my parents' home country. Oh, no. It did not happen to Angie. No, it was not me. Who did it happen to? It happened to me, Maximum. What do you mean? My parents' home country.

Which home country you're having to have? In El Salvador. It was a hot and human night, and we were sleeping. And my grandparents live in an older home with no windows, right? So it's just blind. And you can hear steps. And when you look outside, no one was there. Edgar.

Everyone was asleep. Edgar, watch your soul. Letty! It goes. No, thank you. No, okay. All right. Well, let's keep going.

Let's keep going. We're trying to give away these tickets to the University of the studio of Hollywood. You just got to guess who from the crew this actually happened to. Come on. We're going to Jacqueline and Ri Alto. Jacqueline, good morning. Hi. Hi, Jacqueline.

I'm going to read you a scary story. You're going to tell me who in the crew this happened to, okay? Okay. Jacqueline, how old are you? I'm sickering now. That's fine. My throat. That's how you said.

telling you're sick. Wow. You're going to tell me if this happened to Greg, Angie, Maximo, me, Leti, or Vic? Okay. The story is, I captured a ghost on camera. I captured a ghost on camera. Five. Did this happen to?

Come on, Jackie. Lettie? It happened to me. What happened? Angie. Dude, okay, so usually we, for years, we would always go to Mammoth, right? And we would always get the same Airbnb. And so one night, it was like maybe 9 p.m. or so.

My niece at the time was like 7. And I remember she grabbed the camera and she just took a picture randomly of the window. The next day, we look at the picture and there's like a little girl all white looking back at us. Shut up. After that, we never went back to that Airbnb. And we deleted that picture. My mom told us. Oh, you could have been so rich.

You could have sold that. To ghost TMZ. I still remember the little girl was maybe like six, blonde, and just like, she had like really round eyes. Yeah. The whole family goes with you? Yeah, it was a family. She was six or because she had him seven. It was not calling.

Let's go to the next one. We need to give these tickets to where. Let's go to Jenny and Rosemary. Jenny. Go ahead, Jenny. Hi. Hi, Jenny. Hello.

Jenny, I am going to read you a story. You're going to tell me who from the crew this happened to, okay? Are you ready? Okay. All right. Jenny. Jenny? Yes.

I get woken up by the spirits from the cemetery next to my house. Who in the crew does this happen to? I don't know. Letty? Is it Letty? It is. I'm so glad. I'm so glad someone gets you right.

You're going to go to Universal Studios, Hollywood, Halloween, Horn. So you got a four pack of tickets to enter the world of relentless terror. By the way, we're not going to ignore your story, right? No, yeah, yeah. I got to tell her. Congratulations. You're welcome. I'm so glad you're so happy, especially through all my hauntings.

Yes, Jorge doesn't believe me, but there is a cemetery by our house, very, very close to our house. And often, I feel I get woken up by spirits. Now, this is different from the other phenomenon. on that I feel that is the sleep paralysis that happens to me all the time has happened to me since I was a teen right and there's always something dark and like scary when that does happen to me that's when you get woken up in the middle of the night you can't move you can't scream but you like see something in the room and all of that it's like you wake up before your body does but it always happens to be something scary that's besides the point I literally know that there's different spirits and they're kind of just roaming I can feel that they're roaming and I can feel that they are not like bad that spirits. They're not like demonic or want anything from me. I really do feel like they're getting up from the cemetery and just roaming around because we're in the area. And when that does happen to me, I yell out. If this isn't good and if this isn't God, you are not welcome here. And that makes them leave. What time is that? Different times. It's not a specific time. It's different times in the night.

And it happens to me all the time. And Loki, you know how like you get jolted awake by earthquakes? Sometimes I wish they were earthquakes because I get jolted awake by spirits. And it's not just like, oh my God, I just got woke up. It's literally like I could feel someone lift up my back. Yeah, it's a real thing. And then I go to Horton, he's like, oh, you just run a girl's like. I'm like, thank you for protecting me. So it's so protected right now.

Yeah, but you know what? I got the biggest protection of them all. Diosito. You do. You do. I can't help that I'm sensitive. I can't help that I'm sensitive to that. You know, some of us are.

Some of us are. Also, if Jorge threw a punch, it'd go right through the goal. No, it's just more like, hold me. Yeah, support it. or like stay up with me, not just like turn around and just like keep talking. It's a whole thing. It's scientifically impossible tonight.

That part. That part. It's not even real. It's in your head. Told you you're crazy. Oh, all of that. Big up to our baby girl Mariah Carey

and keep it here because we are giving away tickets to go see her the queen of Christmas at Mariah Carey's Christmas time in Las Vegas at Adobe Live at Park MGM on December 10th. Plus you're going to get a one-night hotel stay. Okay. We got you with that, Los Angeles.

We got you with those tickets. Her new album is out right now. It's called Here For It All. And we've been here for it all when it comes to Mariah Carey. She recently came through and talked to us about a moment where she was hosting an award show. And Tupac Shakur pulled up back in the 90s and gave her butterflies by saying, hey, Mariah. He said it like, hi, Mariah. Ow!

Yes, my God, Mariah. And I was like, He knows who I am. And I was hosting the AMAs that year. Oh, you were busy. Yeah, I had to keep going back and forth. But I wanted to keep going back and forth because that happened. That would have been the power couple of all power couples.

I'm telling you, Mariah, like, no one. I wish. Oh, thank you. Man, I wish she made that happen. She was married at the time. So did it make a move? Do respect. Yeah.

She paid a lot of respect to her husband at the time, Tommy Motola. but it would have been tight if she was with Imagine. If she was a pack. But speaking of that, you know, she has a lot of collaborations. One of my favorites is with Miguel called Beautiful.

She has records with YG. So I'm like, keeping on that West Coast vibe, would you ever consider doing a song with Kendrick Lamar? Somebody like Kendrick, is that maybe on your radar or something that you...

It's definitely on my radar. I mean, I think everybody pretty much loves him. We would love to see it. And I'm sure he would love to see it. I would live to see it. I just said, can we call him? I have the number from 2014. He didn't answer.

It was because I had the 2012 number. I think, amen, do you have the updated Kendrick Lamar number? Maybe we could try to call him from Mariah. It's Mariah. I don't have it. But if it does happen, Kendrick Lamar, putting it out in the universe, Mariah wants you to work with her! She does.

All right, Mariah Carey also hates samples of her music. That was so funny to have her in here. and she just showed out her divinous and I love it. Yeah. Again, here for it. I'm a lamb. All right.

Victor asked this question. Lotto remix fantasy and, you know, she made into a big hit with big energy. Wait, she made it into a big hit. She made her song a hit. Like.

No, you said she. No. No. Let's keep it going. Let's keep it going. It was already a hit. Let's keep it going. Yeah.

What other songs would you like remixed of yours? Like, what other hits? I prefer. they don't remix them. I like that. I love that. And then she did like, she put up a little sign like,

get this man away from me. Vic, that was wild brother. That was wild brother. That was wild brother. It goes without saying that her songs are hits. So I just meant that Lotto also remix her hit into a Lotto hit.

Remix them right hit into a Lotto hit. Okay. Yeah, you just next time maybe just add that. Yes. It sounds like you said Lotto made her song a hit. No, it's impossible. No, it's not what I meant. Lotto remix Fantasy and, you know, she made it into a big hit with...

She made it into a big hit. Big energy. Fantasy. But you didn't say that it was... Okay, whatever. Everybody knows fantasies. Whatever. They're going to go after you know me.

But you did ask her about AI, which is, you know, we're seeing these different AI. We saw, like, I think her name is Zanya. She's a new AI, signed R&B artist. Siza has come out and, like, saying, like, I don't like this. Kay Lani as well. Vic, you asked about the... songwriting process with AI specifically. And here's Mariah's take.

You're such a proud songwriter. What do you think about people using ChatGPT to write songs and lyrics and stuff? I think that is, I really don't like that. Yeah. I mean, I think it's a cool thing that it can happen. I just don't want it to happen to me and it already

has. So what are you going to do? Oh, poor thing. Because if I'm AI, I'm AIing Mariah Carey. Right. If you're going to want to to be an AI artist that's who you're gonna loki not for anything sorry take from you know or be inspired by sure you know because of her hits top of the top right so uh we were looking like because she

said it's already happened to me like okay who the freak who did that to maria's songs jose found an ai version of maria carey singing the weekend's star boy and we're thinking maybe this is it but it also sounds super bomb i'm trying to put you in the worst moon i pay one Clean it and your truck shoes on. Right? Okay. That sounded pretty good. It sounds great.

She's like, it's fun. I think it's cool that they can do it, but I wanted to happen to me and it has happened already. I guess she wants to be the one that does it if anything. I can just imagine as an artist to not have like that control of how your voice is being used. And even though it's not technically your voice, but it's one that sounds so similar that it pretty much is. Yeah.

Yeah, you got to. It must be terrifying. It's a weird thing that like, dang, I have to worry about ownership of just like my sound, my look and all of that. Besides already what artists have to go through when it comes to their writing the credits, the splits of a song, all of that. So I love to Mariah Carey, her new album, Here For It All, is out right now. And Mariah Carey, the Queen of Christmas, will be in Las Vegas at Dolby Live at Park MGM.

Vic, what's up, bro? There's a lot of new music. There's a lot of new music. Yes, Young Thug dropped a new album titled Ois Scootie. Ois Scootie. Oiscooty. That's how you say it? That's how I say it.

All right. And you guys, it's really, really sad. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. This is the perfect album for you if your girl and all your friends left you, okay? Whoa. It's true. And we know young thug has been going through those things.

So the music is reflecting and I can appreciate that. But I got to play you some of this. There's a song called Dreams Rarely Do Come True. It's so sad. I'm going to play for you. Listen to this. We was talking about some tears and it just made me sad. Why would I cry over a bitch?

I got no police ass You're supposed to call me bad But I'm glad that you did My homie girl cheated with my other homie And he blew his brain It's so I'm like Bruh

He fit all that into that song It's super sad It's super emotional Obviously the beat and everything Is sad as well It's a beat It is it's a good song Those like the funny part about this album

Is the saddest songs Are actually the best ones Really? It is And now I got to play you Sad Slime also very sad. I'm crying.

I've been crying all day. I see my brother turn right in my face. I've been crying all day. I think my bitch went to her ex on me. She got me crying all day out loud. I think my mama getting sick on me. One of the reasons I'll never turn her down. Isn't that so sad?

That's bars. Relatable. I think this is. is his way of opening up, you know? Yeah. But also, like, he can't make music that's, like, the way he used to, right? So that's why he's going the sad route? Oh, that makes sense.

Yeah, you can't really make the, I'm going to get you type of music. I remember that body we cut type of music. Not really. Yeah, not really. The album content is like, it's just, it's the sad stuff. And then there's other stuff where he tries to be, like, in his old back, but it just doesn't really hit the same. Yeah. So I found myself going back to the.

sadder songs because I felt them more. You know what I'm saying? Oh, you're going through it too, Vic? No, but I just feel like I feel the music. I'm like, damn, he's really going through that. You know what I'm saying? I wish he went back to like the stuff that we didn't really understand.

Like that life. We knew he was good, huh? Well, everybody's going in on his album cover. The album cover is a very odd. I mean, he has blue eyes. He's like lighter skinned on it. And you're just like, wait what? He's white thug.

Yeah, he made himself like white thug. and, you know, maybe there's like a statement. He hasn't, like, really elaborated on it. It's, like, totally. But it's like, okay, this is art. This is interpretation. Like, I want you guys to see me this way. I'm not sure, exactly.

But, yeah, there's a lot of people that are like, what is he doing? Why did he do that on his album cover? Yeah. But now, I want to get you guys into some happy music. Yay! Because Doja Cat dropped a new album. It's named V, and it's really dope.

I like this song. She sampled Night Rider. You guys remember Night Rider? Yeah. Yeah. sampled it here listen to this. It's dope, right? Fire.

Yeah. I love Dojo. Yeah. I love it's trying and different things. Yeah. No, it's a totally like kind of retro-feeling album, very 80s feeling and stuff like that. She also has a song called Gorgeous that Angie really likes. I do.

So I got it and I think you guys will like it too. Listen to this. It's dope, right? Yeah. She's so dope. Yeah. She just dropped the video for this too. Oh, she did.

So that's like the single they're pushing. So it's really dope. I liked it a lot. Same. No, I think the range that she went, the sounds and the samples is really far. I just like the vocal stacking that she does. It's so good. Like, she perfected that so well. Her vocals? Yeah, like, the way she stacks them is so good. It is.

Why does it always have to go there? No, it's good. Like, production-wise. She has known what vocal. She's stepped them is so good. She has known what vocal stacking is, right? Yeah. It doesn't make us horns. Not a lot of people could do that really good. By the way, going back to Young Thug, Uskudy is an actual star. So it's a massive celestial body, ooie scudy.

It's a red super giant star notable for its immense size. Maybe he's trying to do like that metaphor, you know? It's sometimes dubbed the emperor of stars. Oh. It could be symbolic in that way because there's no way that unless it means something. And it's like you, your, I don't know. So cute, you. I don't know.

Yeah. You know, like it's not an acronym. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, all right. Nas won his casino beef with Jay-Z, you guys. It's something I didn't know what was going on, but I did know Jay-Z was bidding for a casino with Caesar's Group,

with like Caesar's Palace, and he bid to put a casino in Times Square in New York, right? And it got denied. We found out earlier this week. And apparently, Nas was a part of a rival bidding group with Resorts World, who just put up a new casino in Vegas, and his bid was actually accepted. And I have audio from the media.

that they had and this is what they said. With that being said, I'm getting ready to vote and there's a theme in Queens and I know Naz is a part of this, Queens get the money. Sorry, Jay-Z, we went again. I just had to rub that in. What? What? What?

That I send my regards to him. With that being said, I vote I. Brooklyn and Queens always have a beef. Yeah. It's always going to be Brooklyn versus all the burl's versus each other. Yeah, exactly. And Jay-Z, you know, obviously upset. So he actually had a statement.

And he said, Come on. Oh, C. You're running this rap. So, yeah, he's going back on. That wasn't his statement, by the way, though. No, it wasn't. But they had, like, a famous beef, you know, back in the 2000s where, you know, he dropped takeover.

Nas dropped this song. And yo, I know you ain't talking about me, dog. You? What? You've been on my. You love my style. So they've, you know, they've always kind of been. The song was called Ether.

The song was called Ether. They've always been against each other. But they've been friends. recently. But now it's like, is that going to reignite it? Because Nas bought something Jay Z really, really wanted. It's the guy who was speaking at this meeting is going to reignite it. Not even Nas and Jay-Z.

Yeah. Putting fan on the flames for sure. But I wanted to ask you guys, has your friend ever bought something you really wanted? Yeah. And you're like, dude, I know you did that because I wanted it. It happens in shoes a lot. Like, I'll really want shoes. Then my homie will buy them.

Like, I bought these white three ones. And I was like, oh, I really wanted. of those shoes and I had bought some, uh, some air maxes because he wanted the air maxes. Yeah, I've done that many times. Like shoes, shirts that, uh, me and my friends, we obviously have like similar styles or like similar things, but I'll be like, let's say like on sneakers app, I get it. I'll send a screenshot got it. So that way if they get it, they're copying me.

Yeah. Since I did it hurt. It happens a lot in the sneakers. Sneakers and hats. It happens a lot. I used to go thrifting with my homie and we would like, be like, oh, I know you like that shirt. So I would get a shirt I knew he would want in case he found something I wanted so I could

trade him later. I got you. That makes sense. Yeah, I was like, dude. And he'll be, oh, I got it first. And we were like, damn near fight over things like that. Oh. I think with Nas and Jay-Z, it's not going to be too crazy just to, to pedal back a little

bit just because literally it's Nas and Jay-Z. And they have so much business acumen. And if we're doing Jay-Z bars, he says, I'm not a businessman. I'm a businessman. Like, me, myself. Like, why I'm going to be worried about that? Yeah. You know?

If anything, we lost out. we should be mad or not because according to the j-Z deal they were going to let other people buy in like you could buy in to his Caesar's palace in New York by giving up 400 bucks and I'm like what we could have been like part owner of a casino but no is not going to let us do that is not let us have some of that no yeah probably not but I will say uh Angie have I ever bought anything that you wanted or have you ever wanted something no not her Mercedes what no but that would be like I intentionally bought. Yeah, because I'm like, oh my God, let you look at this and then she bought it.

No, you've never done that. Oh, okay. No. Do you know that you've done that to me? What? What? Let's talk about it. We went to Funko.

By the way, we're going to be out at Funko. Our homies over there. They have like a billion funkle and a thing going on. And we're going to be out there today if you want to say, what's the tools? But Angie, we were at Funko the other day. The other time. And I remember I had openly said how much I really wanted this Reptart Journal. Yeah.

And then I had seen that. you were getting it. And I thought like, oh, okay, she's probably gonna buy it for me because she loves me so much. And you did it. You just bought it for yourself.

And I was like, oh, okay. Oh, because I like the regrets a lot. And I even ask them, I'm like, hey, do you have anything? Angelica pickles?

And he's like, no, this is the only thing they have. And so I got it. Yeah. I hope you having a great time. I haven't even, it's just a really.

Oh, really. You should give it to let me. No, no, it's for her. It's for her. I don't want you to give it to me not. Now I feel guilty, so I am. No, write in it, please.

I feel like when I literally, when I saw you having the Reptart Journal, why didn't you get it? Why didn't I get it? Yeah. I don't know. I didn't want to get it. I don't know. I didn't get it.

But I thought you were buying it for me. That's why you had heard. Yeah. I thought you had heard that I said that I really wanted it. And then I thought you had bought it for me. And then you just kept walking. And I was like, oh, okay, I guess I just don't get it. I could have got it.

Yeah. Now it has a little weird energy. to it. But enjoy, enjoy it. Whenever you do. No, because now I'm going to give it to you. And if I don't give it to you, now I'm a bad friend. Well, there you go.

There you go. You're not a bad friend. You're not a bad friend. You're not a bad friend. If Nause is not a bad friend to me, you're fine. Okay. Are you guys sad? Do you guys lose your friends?

I'm crying. That's you. You're going through something. See, young talk out might might hit a little harder. Different. Yeah. Me and Angie are good. Yopi are.

Yeah. It's you and Kylie right there. All right. Keep it here. More brown bag mornings on the way. You're on throw shots. Just make sure I don't got nothing loaded in the tuck, brother. All right.

It's part one of six. Brown Bag mornings. Keep it here.