Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 568 Mi Abuelito Was Kissing ANOTHER Señora (Is Brad Pitt Simp or Pimp) | Brown Bag Mornings (09/30/25)
Episode Date: September 30, 2025The Homie Helpline is heating up when a listener catches her grandpa kissing a señora at the market, leading the crew to hilariously debate whether she should snitch, accept her dad's "mind your busi...ness" advice, or leverage the situation for a new car via extortion. Plus, the crew tackles the shock of a 40-40 Cowboys/Packers tie, unpacks the beef between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj/Ice Spice, and asks the most important question of the day: Is Brad Pitt a Simp or Pimp for possibly trying to rekindle things with Jennifer Aniston. [Edited by @iamdyre]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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The more Brownback, the better. Come on.
106, Brownback mornings.
Buenos Aires. Good morning to you.
Good morning.
Last day of September, my friends, September 30, right here on Brownback mornings.
Greg is here.
Maximo's here.
Victor's here.
I'm Leti, and I'm here too.
Hey, Maximo.
What a?
40-40, bro?
Yo, the craziest experience ever.
Maximo went to the Cowboys Green Bay Packers game?
Yes.
Brough.
You know the crazy?
thing is like when we're all leaving.
How does it feel
to tie to the suckiest team
according to you?
It felt terrible.
That was the funny part.
Maximus was a grieving Packer fan.
You know, I was hoping I could talk smack.
I know.
I was with a Packer legend
talking smack the whole game.
That's cool.
Antonio Freeman.
Oh, I saw you looking at Fire all there.
I saw him far away.
I didn't want to get too close.
I didn't want to pick up his habits.
Huh. Wait.
You have his habits.
You already have a insurance fraud?
Hey, hold on.
Brett Farr, they said that something's going on.
him, no? Yeah, he actually didn't look like crazy, sick, like I expected him to be.
But he did have two people with him at all the times, like kind of helping him.
Yeah.
So he's old.
What Packer legend?
I don't know.
Antonio Freeman.
He was a wide receiver.
But me and him were the only Packer fans in this area and we were going crazy.
But at the end, we didn't know what to do.
Yeah, what's a tie in football?
Like, we're just looking at each other.
I did not know that could still happen.
I thought they were going to go into double overtime.
I was watching the game.
And I was like, I was like, oh, here we go, double over time.
And then they were like, even the announcer was like, and, like, that's the game.
Like, it was very, like, shocking.
And then everybody just walked away like, all right?
Because that's a new rule, right, where they can just tie a game now?
I think it started two years ago.
Oh, my gosh.
What's the score then?
What's your guys is, like, Siri?
You get a tie at the end, which no one ever has.
What are you boxers?
Yeah, they're like one two and one.
Yeah, what?
Yes.
Okay.
Makes no sense.
A win a win, a tie is a tie?
A loss is a loss?
I don't know.
It's like the, how do I explain it?
Like a loss, not having a loss is better.
Then have, of course, of course.
Like a tie is good.
Exactly.
Yeah.
It don't make sense to me, man.
Yeah.
It complicates the whole, like, playoff picture and schedule and everything.
It ruined it.
Respectfully, y'all lost and the Cowboys won because they could have taken an L, but instead
they tied.
Where you guys like you could have won but instead you got a tie.
True.
With the,
with the Cowboys,
you could have taken an L.
But instead of a tie.
Wait,
they were better in the game.
No?
The Cowboys were better.
They played really good actually.
Oh,
but I mean,
the Packers were the favorites for that game.
It was just because far was there.
Yeah.
And they expected him to like,
to be in the big,
like the first quarter we were dominating.
We were like,
oh,
this is going to be a blowout.
Mm-hmm.
And then no.
40, 40.
Wow.
80 points.
Okay.
Well, that's game.
That's a cool,
that's a cool game to be at.
He's a cowboys fan.
I don't know how you guys get along.
What do you mean?
Cowboys and Peckers.
Don't like to, yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
We just hang out.
We look alike.
You do not.
Oh my God.
He don't look alike.
He's brown.
Look, we got the weather on the way.
Also inside money moves, how expensive is Halloween going to be for you?
And I'm serious, man.
I'm thinking of, you know how they go trick-or-treating for candy?
Yeah.
That I'm going to go trick-treating for, like, pennies after because I'm like, hey, hold-up.
This is very expensive.
We're going to talk about.
Plus some hacks on how to kind of cut cost this Halloween that's coming up inside money moves.
But first, let's get into the weather.
And now the weather.
With concrete storm.
What up, y'all?
It's Rosecrans rains filling in for concrete storms.
And I first got to take you to the city of Palms where you'll see Hot Moms.
There will be a high of 73.
What's the city of Palmville?
Yeah, where's that?
City of Palms.
It's a very, very tiny city around.
Culver City.
It's very small.
Thank you to the three people
that's in the city of Poms.
I hope you know the weather
is going to be great.
And by the way,
Culver City in that area
is probably the same.
We see you,
all right.
The city of Montclair
where you'll realize
that you're not in Claremont,
you have a high of 76.
Oh, that's tight.
They're right next to each other.
Okay, that's cool.
That's like Mexicali and Calixico.
Yes.
Backwards.
Yeah, they're literally neighboring cities.
Tight.
City of Colton,
where it's not hard to find a Colt 45
and two zigzags.
You will have a
a high of 80.
Baby that's all we need.
Yeah.
And the city of Lamert Park.
You don't know the cold 45, two zigzags?
No?
Afro-man?
Efformand.
Oh, so sorry, I didn't catch that one.
I wasn't at that kickback.
We were.
All right.
And next we go to the city of Lamert Park.
You will have a high of 73.
And I got a very, very spooky fact for you guys about Lamert.
All right, look, the Black Dahlia story involves Elizabeth.
Elizabeth Short, whose mutilated body was discovered in Lamert Park in Los Angeles on January 15, 1947.
While the crime scene was a vacant lot in Lamert Park, the murder is often associated with the broader glamour and corruption of Hollywood.
And that appears in James Elroy's The Black Dahlia, which started out as a book, but ended up being a movie in 2006, The Black Dahlia.
Brother, you dropped her body off in Lamert Park?
I didn't even know that.
I've, like, seen all, like, the Hollywood stories about it.
Yeah, too, yeah, I was sure.
I want to be an actress, and then, I don't know, supposedly some dude.
I was watching a little, I have a little Instagram reel saved that tells me the story.
I guess someone, I don't know, someone put her in a bathtub.
Yeah.
And then drop drop.
Yeah, it's really crazy.
So it has like an association with the Sodin House in Los Felis.
I guess maybe that's where it occurred.
Oh my gosh.
That's such a drive.
Yeah, and then they took it to Lamur Park and that's where the body was discovered.
Yeah, Los Felis to Limer Park.
All try to like get rid of the body and maybe try to, lo-key, it's a big black community in Limerick.
Probably try to pin it on people out there.
Oh my gosh.
Crazy, right?
Wow.
I never knew that had any association with Limer Park.
Horrible.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah, that sounds scary.
Okay, all right.
Back to the weather.
Palms, you will have a high of 73.
Also, Culver City, you too, because you're the biggest.
Right next door.
Montclair, you will have a high of 76.
Colton, a high of 80, and Lamert Park, a high of 73.
Esomero, that was Rosecrans rains.
That was Rosecrans rains, filling in for concrete storms.
That was your weather.
Esomero, Esomero, there's my guy.
There's a make money move.
That make money move.
Oh, my goodness gracious.
Money moves were made in the acquisition of EA Sports.
It's in the game.
It's in the game.
Do you know what EA sports stands for?
No.
I just learned.
Well, you read the article too
No, I just knew.
You just knew, Vic?
Yeah.
Trivia.
What does EA Sports stand for?
Electronic Arts.
Cap.
Bro.
It doesn't stand for that.
It does stand for that.
But that's a weird thing to stand for.
I know.
Electronic arts.
And then just so random that Vig knows.
He does no trivia, though.
He does no trivia.
That's random.
It was just sold for $55 billion.
Why this is such big news is it exceeded the $32 billion.
price tag. And it's like, why are you going to pay almost double of what it actually went for?
That's just a trip. It's being acquired by an investor group, including Saudi Arabia's sovereign
wealth fund. It's the largest private equity funded buyout in history. And I'm like, why would
you pay double for the likes of Madden NFL, Battlefield and the Sims, which are all part of the
video games inside the East and stuff like that? Yeah, but these are like the main names, all right.
It's just a trip to me.
Something's up.
IP and data.
Your guy's data.
Yeah.
All your data.
All you EA sports fanatics.
The Sims.
Saudi Arabia is buying everything.
You play Sims?
They're about to buy California.
Yes.
I know.
That's scary.
I don't know how scary we should.
No, legit.
I'm watching this.
I'm like already kind of being in boxing and in sports and seeing how much is going on over there.
Like they got soccer stars like Ronaldo playing over there.
there.
Yeah.
They make the best matches.
Like they do like like, look you when you have like your dream scenarios.
Yeah.
Of matches in either soccer, boxing.
I'm sure other sports too, they, they put it up over there in Saudi Arabia.
Yeah.
And now I'm like, hold on.
Are you guys going to own us?
I think it's a power move also to get a stronghold in e-sports.
Because if they own, yeah.
If they own a large like a platform like this of those games, now they can put on the
e-sports tournaments and own those in the league.
Oh my goodness.
It's almost like a flex matches where they do things just to flex.
Oh yeah.
And they make every other like promoter or business look like, wow.
Poor.
Yes.
Yeah, they make everybody else look poor.
But my only thing, like I know at least as it pertain, this is my only experience with
the in boxing, right, they're now changing the rules or possibly changing the rules.
Like we saw the supposedly the ring is going to get smaller.
and things of that nature.
But it's like, okay, what else are you going to change?
What are you going to change about soccer?
What are you going to change about soccer?
What are you going to change in all of that?
I don't know.
It's just a little bit scary.
You're going to start seeing Ronaldo and Madding games?
Maybe.
No, for real.
I don't know for how long they got Ronaldo, but they got that guy.
Locked up.
Not like that.
No, I'm sure it's all for you're going to free will.
I'm sure it's all for free will.
And now they have acquired EA sports, which is just a little tricky because it's like, oh my gosh.
Yeah.
No, it's, they are definitely buying up a lot of things.
I keep seeing that.
name Saudi Arabian
sovereign fun.
Like buying everything.
Everything in the news is just like, oh, now they bought that.
Now they bought this.
Now they bought that.
America's their Labou.
They have us on their kitchen.
You know what I'm saying?
No, literally.
Let's move on.
Speaking of Labibu's, is anyone considering being a
Labibu for Halloween?
That's a smart one maybe.
It would be.
That's a smart one.
Vick, you just got to whack us out of shirt.
Yeah.
My hair is growing back, you guys.
If anybody was wondering, my chest hair.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You got waxed.
Okay, look, 2025 Halloween costume trends for adults are going to run you up some pretty pennies, all right?
K-pop demon hunters.
It's all the rage right now with the kids that song Golden up on the charts.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes, everyone wants to be the girls and the guys from demon hunters.
What's up?
If you're an adult dressed as demon hunters, you have a problem.
Wait, but we saw a lot of those at Comic-Con.
Yeah, that's Comic-Con.
But you just save on your costume.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
What's wrong with Team Avengers?
Have you seen it?
It's for kids.
But have you seen it?
No.
You haven't seen it.
All right.
Yeah.
It's good.
Yeah, your opinion no matter right now.
All right.
But when it comes to Halloween costumes, they're up there in price.
Like what we first saw, like, maybe like a $20 costume or $30 costume.
Oh, no.
These things are going to run you up close to $100 for one costume.
You think about it.
At least you for yourself, Greg.
Yeah.
I got to think for like at least two kids.
And then yourself as well.
And then myself as well.
And then myself and my husband, if he wants to be, like, I don't know, involved.
And then my older son, oh, for sure.
He's, he doesn't care.
So it's like $500 for you.
Yes.
And just costumes alone, bro.
I went to the, I went to a Halloween store, not Spirit.
Not talking smack about Spirit.
But the prices were so crazy for something simple that they wanted that then I googled it.
And it's like, like, it was $60.
And I googled it.
And the thing was like $25.
Oh, God.
So I guess my hack to you would be, bro, even if you go.
go to the store and you see like a mask you like.
Horito wanted a mask.
It was like 30 bucks.
I Amazoned it and it was $6.
Wow.
You just got to at least do your due diligence, especially now that money's tight.
Yeah.
And maybe just do a quick online search.
Yeah, you could also go on offer up and lowball people.
Yeah, you do that too.
That's possible.
That's like the best bag.
For used costumes, dog?
What do you mean?
Remember my Power Ranger costume?
That's why I found it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, don't remind me.
Most people only use it once.
All right.
All right.
And if all else fails, you can always be dead presidents and paint your face black and white.
That part.
That's true.
A lot of DIYers, this is your time.
This is your Halloween because things are going to be run up pretty penny.
I'm telling you.
Wicked is up there too.
People want to be the Fantastic Four as well.
And of course, K-pop demon hunters.
Those are like the costumes to go for this Halloween.
But also, they cost a lot of money.
So be careful out there.
I didn't know about the offer up one.
Yeah.
I don't know about it.
Because Loki, we have Helic.
costumes that we could put up there.
And I could be like worn by Greg C.
I like it.
That's El Indio.
That might not sound.
I don't know if you want that one.
No.
But you got to break down the word costume.
Cost you and me.
This is my guy right there.
Think about it.
Think about it.
Let it marinate.
It's the new part of his contact.
You have to laugh at his joke.
Look at he's so funny.
Victor.
Feels great.
I know you don't need the reminder.
I know, but I got to share.
with you because I need to tell myself all the time too, tomorrow is the first of the month.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
Tomorrow's the first of the month, yeah.
Pay your rent.
Rent, bills, subscriptions.
Bro, you know what I hate the most when those subscriptions eat at your bank account?
Oh, yeah.
At the worst time, it's like they wait.
Yes.
They lurk and they wait.
And it's little ones, but then they like mount up and I'm like, bro.
Leave me alone.
I don't even have this on my phone anymore.
I have a big subscription.
That's like in the middle of the month.
I never remember what day.
it is but when it hits I'm like
and it's like you're like I have to
cancel that and then you don't
Who are you subscribed to Greg? That's the DJ stuff
I'll get all my music
I've actually gone I only done that once
Just to be supportive
Onlythens? Yeah I actually wanted to see
I was like oh see what she does so you
Subscribe to Only 10 bucks
A month? Yeah I only subscribe for one month
But that's it but I was like
I don't be supportive see what this is
Okay
I was disappointed it's okay I want I want to
time maybe?
No.
No.
I was disappointed.
I think, well, never mind.
I have so much more.
Mine is like storage space.
Like cloud space.
Oh, yeah.
Dropbox.
Like we transfer and different things like that.
It's the worst one is the boring one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Lumen PDF.
I'm like, why might pay 40 bucks a month?
I hate that Adobe subscription.
Yes.
Sign.
PDFs.
Yeah.
Okay.
$2.99 for extra I cloud space.
Yes.
Why do I pay for Google One?
Those random apps?
I remember seeing the story of
Big watching and Only fans grew on the TV.
But if that's not here or the,
I don't know why I said that.
What?
You know another Victor?
Yeah, another.
I thought you,
I was your only Victor friend.
No, it was another Vick.
That's crazy.
Let me betrayed me.
This podcast with them.
Every Tuesday they were recording,
you see it on Wednesdays.
On TV?
Yeah, he like put it up on the TV.
It was during COVID time.
It was so weird.
Yeah.
No way.
You have to mirror the screen.
People named Victor would never do that.
That's a dog.
That's not Victor activity.
No.
So you have the physical.
mirror your phone. I don't know. I didn't know how he
did it. I was just like, that's weird.
There was a banana or something. I don't know.
Mirroring your phone to the TV is
diabolical. Diabolical. How do you do that?
Anybody, Jose, did not do that?
I think Jose for sure does.
And then my home evic.
Oh, so crazy.
It was another time. It was another
time. Another person is
wow.
All right, let's
move on. Let's move on. We'll give me
some of their flowers.
Hispanic heritage,
but still,
still deep in it.
Yes, we are.
We're giving this Latina
superstar, her flowers
because not only does she have
iconic fashion,
she had iconic music,
so let's give it up
for the one,
the only,
Celina Quintanilla!
The winner is, Selina Kintania!
The granny goes to
Selena.
The people of Texas
have voted.
Selina Quintania.
You're the watching
machine.
Wait a minute.
My girl.
This bumper is going to go on the wall on my garage, carnal.
I'm going to put a little sign under it.
It's going to say this bumper was pulled off by the bus of Salinas.
I mean, anything for Salinas.
I didn't know what to get in my emotions today.
We have to.
We got to.
Because Selena is just one of the greatest of all time.
Who showed us the world of cumbias and Tejano music.
She's from Texas.
If you didn't know, everybody should know that, you know.
But Selena, she had the hits
Comeo La Flore
Baela this cumbia
See one of this
And everybody's favorite
Dreaming of You
That's what we're listening to right now
The Texas pop star
Love Fashioned so much
That she even made her own dresses
When she performed
Like the iconic purple jumpsuit
That every girl wears
For Halloween
Selena, we miss you so much
We wish you were still here
And I do dream of you all the time
Because all the Latinas
I try to look like you now
you had the iconic bangs, the red lipstick,
and there's no word to describe how we feel about you.
All right, great job, great.
The song is about to play.
Oh, never mind.
I'm like, I'm not doing the wrong part.
I'm not doing anything.
Let him cook.
Go ahead, Greg.
Gone two soon, too soon, too.
Ladies and gentlemen, Brown Bay.
Back mornings.
I'm Leti.
And that is who Greg C really is.
Every time Greg gets in his little F-boy act, every time he gets into his little, I hate
my dad and grocers should just pick up my food all from the floor, right?
Yes.
This is who Greg really is.
And this is who I tell him, be that guy.
Well, if you look like Selena, I'll be like that.
No.
Yeah.
That's not Greg.
That's not.
The one that was talking sweet and nice and the one that's put together this tribute, that's who DJ Greg Cee really is.
And I'm sure why you were doing that, people were like, aw.
Yeah.
And you mess it up with your little comments.
Well, let's give our flowers to Celina.
Yeah.
See?
Every now and then, a little bit of the true you shines through, bro.
I see how, never mind, never mind, never mind.
Selina's also an undefeated Halloween costume.
Oh, for sure.
And all her different versions, too.
Like the purple dress, the braulette thing or whatever, the boostier.
All of that.
Girls through the cowboy boots, like how she did.
Was it the cowboy boots?
Yeah, it's the cowboy boots, the black pants with the cowboy boots.
The black pants, the cowboys, got you, got you.
Yeah.
And there's like when she won the Grammys, their hair up in the nice dress.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Biggolina, we love you.
You've influenced so many and we'll continue to throughout time.
Sim or Pimp.
SIMS SIP! SIP! SINP!
And today's SIMP nominee for September 30th is going to take you back back into time to the early 2000s
when it was all about Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, bruh.
All right.
Before we had social media kids, before we had, I don't know, like crazy magazines and blogs and all of that, they were like tabloids.
Yep, tabloids.
Yes.
And all the tabloids spoke about in 2005 was the breakup of Brad.
and Jennifer Aniston
because he hooked up
with one of his co-stars, Angelina Jolie,
and so it was like a big thing, okay?
And they were actually married.
I'm going back to Jennifer Aniston
and Brad Pitt from July 29, 2000,
to October 2nd, 2005.
So they've married a good five years,
dated beforehand.
You would see them on the red carpets altogether.
Think of this acting couple
like the Travis Kels and Taylor Swift of Hollywood.
Oh, wow.
Like if they had, bro,
if Travis and Taylor
breakup, that's how big it was
when Jennifer Aniston
and Brad Pitt broke up.
It was a whole thing.
Yeah.
All right.
Then he gets with Angelina Jolie.
Then they divorce.
Angelinea.
Angelina is a whole thing too.
Have beautiful kids.
They were like the like,
it's like she's so gorgeous.
He's so gorgeous.
They have kids.
They have an insane divorce though.
Like they're fighting over vineyards
and one of the kids
don't talk to Brad anymore.
Like the kids that he had with her
because she also had adopted kids.
It's a lot.
It's so much drama.
So now I guys got you up to speed on the novella.
Yep.
It seems like there may be some rekindling of Brad and Jennifer Aniston.
Or maybe I'm reaching.
Maybe I'm reaching.
Jennifer Anderson is a part of a new show, which I love to watch is called The Morning Show.
So good.
It's about like her being on her with Reese Witherspoon and they're in a morning show.
Think of like a Good Day, L.A.
Or not like a Good Morning America over in New York.
It's super tight.
I would recommend watching it if you had time.
But she just covered Vanity Fair and then talked about the morning show,
but also talked about what that time was like for her.
And, you know, she was like, dude, I have PTSD of even doing interviews now
because of what happened back then, how we were all over the tabloids,
and I'm scared that people were going to flip what I got to say.
She also mentions, like, look, people look at us, like, all right, we signed up for this.
But we're humans.
And nowhere in my acting resume was like, I'm going to sign up for gossip about me.
And my relationship.
You could tell she got hit pretty hard.
Yeah.
With the news.
And especially during that time, you know, that time when she spoke about how much she loved Brad Pitt like this, check this out.
I can't imagine being with any other human being.
I married him because he was the love of my life.
She's been pretty mom about it since.
She loved him, married him, they divorced.
She kind of got the bad end of the deal.
She did.
But has always wished him well.
We, yeah, we've exchanged good wishes and all that sort of stuff to each other, but it's not a constant thing.
Sounds sad.
Okay, sounds sad, but a recently resurfaced clip of a Zoom meeting, and this was an insane Zoom meeting, like, Morton Freeman is in the Zoom meeting.
What?
Yes, it's like a bunch of actors doing some type of a table read during COVID times.
It's resurfacing.
Yeah, it was a read for Fast Times at Richmond High.
Amazing.
Yeah.
And so she's there.
and Brad's there, and it seems to be one of the first times they've seen each other in recent times.
Yeah.
And look at their back and forth.
Hi, Anniston.
Hi, Pitt.
How you doing?
Good, honey.
How are you doing?
I'm all right.
Oh, my God.
You have to see the faces.
Brown back morning's one else.
You can hear it.
Because he checks in with everyone.
Hi, everyone.
And there's probably like 10 celebrities out there.
Yes.
And then he just goes to Amiston.
What's up, Aniston?
No, that's that.
That's that.
He's getting the in from.
When he said that, that was like the, the.
smile they're like yeah I hit that.
No, not I hit that.
Yes, it was.
Yes, it was.
How are you doing?
The last thing?
Come on.
Aniston.
You know.
Aniston, what's up, Pete?
It's like, I want that more.
That's what he's giving.
Or like, I chose the wrong girl.
And he, like, I love Angeline Jolie.
But like, he ended up leaving.
He left Aniston for Jolie.
They have a, like, a really bad divorce.
And I'm wondering if now he's thinking, like, hey, what's up over there?
Like, hey, hey, honest.
Hey, I don't know if you love something, let it go.
If it comes back, one to me?
Hey.
Is it pimped if Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anderson get back together, or is it simp?
Because, loki, also, you got done dirty on a public forum.
Yeah.
And Jennifer Anderson looked really, like, sad.
Like, she went out depri in that situation.
Yeah, I would really like for this to be rekindled.
I feel like it's just like that couple that we saw as kids growing up, and we're like,
yo, this is that couple, like the biggest stars from TV,
from movies and then, you know,
Angelina Jolie came and she also was a big start.
She was. She's huge.
I don't know. This could make one believe in love again
if they've lost hope in it.
Like Greg, like them getting back together
after so many years, like 2005,
was 20 years ago.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
That's when they divorced.
I don't know.
I feel like Pitt doesn't deserve Aniston.
He doesn't.
He doesn't.
He doesn't.
He doesn't.
What is he doing right now?
He just living.
He just did F1.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Hold on a movie.
It's still a movie star.
See, they still could like, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But you heard it here for us.
They might be rekindling.
There's a little bit of like a cute little flirtation going on.
And is it simper, pimp if they do get back together?
I mean, it would be pimp if they did.
Yeah.
Pam.
But, yeah, that means Pitt's game is like,
top tier.
Top tier.
Hi, Allison.
Hi, Pitt.
How you doing?
Good, honey.
How you doing.
I love her how she sounds like your grandma.
Yeah.
I love her.
Like, look at me.
She's smiling.
She's not.
All right.
Zip.
Sit, sit, sit.
All right, check this hot.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you for.
The homie help line.
Alejandra needs our help.
All right.
Alejandra sent us a DM and said,
Hey, Brown Bag.
My name is Alejandra, and I need your help.
All right.
My grandpa is out here of being a cochino.
Oh, man.
She said, you would think going to my dad was the first move, but that didn't work.
So I'm coming to my brownback brimus for help.
So on Sunday, my mom, grandma, and me always go to church together while my dad and grandpa stay home to watch football.
They wait for football season every year.
Well, this Sunday, I was tired and decided not to go to church.
Instead, I got up and decided to head to my grandparents' house.
And when I got there, my dad told me my oldito had gone to the market.
to pick up more drinks.
So I decided to head that way
and help him carry whatever he bought.
All right.
When I pulled into the market parking lot,
I saw my grandpa talking to a lady outside of the truck.
I didn't think much of it until he said goodbye
and kissed her in the lips.
Okay, I was about to say, like, old people kiss?
Probably with tongue.
Oh, I don't know.
Grandpa tongue?
I don't know.
What?
She said, yes, kissed this random bee.
All right?
She said, brown bad guy instantly went into flight mode and drove off.
I pulled over, anxious and emotional and called my dad and I honestly couldn't believe what he told me.
He said, Mija, mind your business.
They're old and going through things.
The last thing you want is your grandma to get sick.
She said, I was so mad.
But my grandparents are old and I don't want my grandma to get sick or something happens because if I tell her,
she has heart problems.
Brown bag, help me.
I want to tell my grandma so bad.
She means so much to me, and my grandpa does too,
but Nana was always there for me growing up.
Do I tell her and risk something happening to her,
or keep this secret?
I am so disappointed in my grandpa,
Escochino.
Grandpa's active in the streets.
Okay, out of the last part.
You did out of the last part.
I don't know, are we cheering for you?
Are we happy?
No.
Sad.
It's sad.
This is like, oh, I'm upset.
Okay.
This is like finding out something isn't real.
Like, like, it kind of ruins your childhood.
Thanks.
You know what I'm saying?
And then I guess, I guess the child, which should, their child, which should be dad.
Yeah.
Right?
Would be the first person.
Yeah.
And it's like he's telling her, hey, just let it go.
My mom's really old.
I don't want her to get any bad news that can make it worse.
I've been through that where you don't want to tell.
the elderly people in your family, that something's going on.
Yeah.
Because you may fear that it could do them worse than good.
And, you know, like, I don't know that's necessarily the right decision.
But for me and my sister, we had to take a step back when my dad and his siblings didn't
want to tell my abuelita something.
She's in her 90s.
They didn't want to tell her about something really sad that happened to our family.
But they did it because, like, they don't know if it could affect her in a bad way.
Right.
But, like, Loki, this is your husband.
bro.
Yeah.
What if that lady has an STD?
An old,
old SDD?
I don't know.
Or a new old one?
Maybe, I don't know.
I don't know.
It's the ones that could be passed through a kiss, apparently.
Oh, man.
What if all of a sudden, your ablita gets herpes?
No, you're right, though.
That is valid.
That would be insane.
Just a thought.
That would be crazy.
So she's going through so many emotions.
I guess she saw that and was like,
anxiety.
Cause her dad.
That's like my ha, sh, chich, chich, chich, ch'allita, they tell us that sometimes everybody
doesn't speak Spanish.
They tell us, they tell us girls, be quiet, you look prettier.
Oh, sounds worse.
And then I'm like, I don't care if I look ugly then.
Yeah!
Okay, but now she's caught between telling her abuita she loves, and I'm sure she loves her
abulito too.
She's like so sad at what she just saw because she was like, oh, I'll go help him.
I'll go to the market and go help, Abolita.
I love him so much.
She's probably a good granddaughter.
And when she told the dad, he's probably like,
first time, miha, first time discovering your grandpa being mocochino?
That's what I was about say.
You ever discover something about your family member?
You're like, oh, I didn't know you were that side.
Like, you didn't know.
I don't know what that means.
You know, that's right.
You're that crazy.
Tell me that.
Tell us more.
Tell us more.
Like that insane.
Maniac.
Yeah.
Vieho Manioso.
No, I feel like, for the most part, at least with my family, like, I know, like, the crazy
Tio.
He's the crazy Tio.
But if I were to discover.
with how they are.
The Tia with the zebra dress,
we've already talked about her.
Yeah, if I were to discover,
like, the calm Theo is like the crazy one,
then I guess I would be very shocked, you know,
but, no, I mean, everybody kind of represents themselves.
Very face value.
Yeah, as far as I know.
Very lotteria card.
Everybody looks like what they are, all right?
This is El Boracho,
this is Diablo, La Damma over there.
Exactly.
La Chalupa.
All of that.
All of that.
Who's a sirenado?
I don't know.
I'm saying you find out.
Abolitos with the sirenos over there.
All right. Okay. Let's go to Ivan in San Pedro. Ivin. Ivan. Ivan. Ivan. Ivan. Ivan. Ivan.
Ivan. Talk to us, Ivan. What would you tell Alejandra? Do not tell your grandma.
Why? Why? Why? Well, about 25, 26 years ago, we were going through the same thing with my family.
My great-grandfather would make, you know, several trips back and forth to Vegas and Laughlin and, you know, to gamble here and there.
And he would pick up ladies to take with him.
Yeah.
And one of his trips to Laughlin, he ended up getting in a car accident on the way there.
Oh, no.
A big rig flipped his blazer about eight times and come to find out, he had a lady in the car with him.
Wow.
He got flown to Lollanda, ICU.
he was there for about two and a half weeks ended up passing away Christmas Eve we have no idea what happened to the lady but on the accident report you know it did state that there was another passenger with him but we never told my great grandma and they were in there like I want to say maybe mid late 60s at the time so they weren't too old yeah yeah you know and my my great grandma he was all she she knew so
She adored him, but we didn't have to go through that experience with him of, you know, having to dislike him for the rest of our lives, you know, because unfortunately he had passed away.
Right.
So, you know, we didn't have to deal with that side of it.
But we didn't tell her.
We never told her.
You found out before or after that there was a girl in the car?
We found out afterwards, but we already knew what he would do.
He was doing.
Yeah.
He was known
The family knew that, you know,
that this is something that he would do often.
But it just happened that one of these,
one of the times that he went to Laughlin,
he had a lady in the car with him.
Is it a lady of the night?
That's what I was thinking.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Like not even a relationship.
No, no, no.
This is just some random lady that, you know,
he just had this ugly habit.
How much?
Wow.
Probably really, really ugly.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
You never, no, there was a big rig parked in the, there was a cop parked in the emergency lane,
and the big rig stated that he swerved around the cop to avoid hitting him,
and that he didn't see my grandfather, and he knocked him off the road.
Damn.
I'm so sorry to hear that.
I guess how do you, my grandma, how do you?
My grandma lived about another 30 years after that without knowing.
Yeah, without knowing.
Yvonne, I guess how do you reconcile that?
that you, because I know you said you couldn't hate him
because he passed away in that moment, but like, I guess
finding out that news and then knowing, like,
your grandma's going to
go to the grave not knowing
what happened. Yeah.
It kind of hurt me because me as a
woman, I would want to know.
Yeah. Yeah. But you're telling
Alejandra, I don't know. But don't tell her.
No.
Yvonne. If I was in a, if I was younger.
I see. Yeah. Yvonne.
If it was, if I was in my
prime and you know still what does that matter because the older you are you're you're comfortable
that makes no sense i get it i get her i get her all right hold on i have a question i don't want to go out
yeah yeah i don't think your great grandma had any idea i don't feel like she knew because he would
never take her you know and and i mean i'm sure she would have liked to go where is she just a home body
I just always feel like...
No, because they would go on cruises and they would go here and there together,
but when it came to Laughlin or those type of trips, it was by himself, well, what she thought.
Yeah, I just feel like a lot of times, like, they know, like, the women know what it is,
but they just don't want everybody else to know.
That's a really nice way to avoid responsibility of telling her.
They should know, no, bro.
A lot of times you don't know.
I think they do
They just don't want everybody else to know
You think if you guys were to cheat on your girls
Do your girls would know?
Well that often
I would never do that but yeah
The way that she's saying
FBI agent for sure
Who takes that many trips
Like doing that truckers
He's no truck trucker
He wasn't a trucker
He was just taking a
He was just taking a trucker
Yvonne what was your
What did you have?
He was a trucker
Bruh
I told you
Yvonne you're not helping the stereotype
So all the truckers
I've missed you right now
That only have one family
Lawyers.
Well, he had one family too.
The ladies of the night.
That doesn't count us family.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Don't put that on.
That removes the responsibility on him because you're saying that the girl should know or say that ho or.
No, I'm not saying that.
Yeah, you are.
All I'm saying is that I think that like the Awellita.
That she's okay with it.
Not okay with it.
But just like as long as we, yeah, accepted it.
Like as long as just we know about it and my whole family doesn't know.
and they're not like looking at me like crazy,
then it's like, okay, whatever.
That's what I think.
Yeah.
It happens.
So open marriage.
Almost.
Almost.
All right.
That's more like a blinded marriage.
That's a good way to look at it so that we can avoid responsibility.
That's fine.
All right.
Let's go to fancy in South L.A.
Fancy.
Fancy.
We're talking to our homegirl, Alejandra.
Alejandra's 20 years old.
You know, she loves her abolito, but just caught him cheating on.
her abuelita at the market she walked by she was going to go like meet him there he didn't know
and he was outside outside of his truck kissing on a kissing on a thing thing what would you call
those seoras caesabotooth i don't know i don't know they're not cougars then she got on
anxious calls her dad who is the son of her grandpa and is like dad i just saw i just saw we got a
Tabita, she was at church right now, probably praying for the whole family.
Oh, you're just, on the Lord's Day.
On the Lord's Day. She's probably praying for his forgiveness.
Oh, for sure. What?
Forgive my husband. She's probably saying.
Why? Because she's probably new.
That's so weird. That's so weird to say. All right, poor thing. Anyway, if she knew I don't
know that her dad would say, hey, don't say anything, miha, just, you might hurt her heart.
She has heart problems. You might make it worse, because you know how she already knows.
So just you telling her, we'll just give her.
Random heart problems.
Yeah.
All right.
And then she was like, you know what?
I now I'm mad because my dad's telling me to stay quiet.
I'm looking at my abolito different.
Like I feel like my whole relationship is ruined.
Right now it just happened.
It happened on Sunday.
So it's a lot of hard feelings right right now.
Fresh moon.
And she doesn't know if she should tell her abuelita or not.
We got Fancy.
Fancy.
Hi.
Hi.
Hey, Fancy.
What would you tell Alejandra Fancy?
I mean, I would tell Alejandra.
not to tell her grandmother.
I mean, it also depends on the grandma's age.
But if she has heart problems,
we definitely don't want to mess with anything
that can, you know, make her heart get sick
in any kind of way.
But I think that, I mean, if grandpa's heart is strong enough
to be doing this, she should maybe talk to the grandpa.
Not the Alba Lisa.
Right.
If he's hard as strong enough to deal with the thrill and the,
yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
You know, like.
Talk to you.
Maybe that'll make him realize, like, you know, what am I doing?
Like, now my granddaughter saw this.
She's hurt because most likely she'll cry after she lets him know that I see.
I saw this grandpa.
And then hopefully that will change his heart and appreciate his wife more and go to church with her now and try to change his life.
Maybe that will give him like a rude awakening, you know?
Even if it's late.
And throw away his Cialis.
What's that, baby?
The Ciales?
Like the male enhancement?
Oh, gosh.
So it's tell the person that has a healthier heart instead of telling them.
Well, tell the person that's doing it.
Okay.
Confronting your abelito.
So more of like if you don't tell her I will type of situation.
Because here's my thought too.
I guess grandparents, we've all seen it.
The relationship with their grandkids is very different from their relationship with their kids.
Right.
Sometimes like they have a softer place in their heart.
It might break his heart that his granddaughter saw him.
Oh, yeah.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, if that's the case, like, maybe you're just who you are and this is how it works and this is what you've done to your wife for so long.
But then knowing that your granddaughter saw you, maybe that could change something.
That makes sense.
A lot of times men change because they have kids or they grow into something like, you know, like different.
Something helps them see to, and not just men, men and women, helps them see straighter, you know?
Yeah.
I'm just wondering, though, like, at 68 or however old he is, like, he's going to stop now.
don't stop his cheating ways now because his granddaughter saw him.
No.
I don't know.
It's possible.
At some point, cheater stop, no?
Yeah.
I don't know.
They probably just pass away eventually.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
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Or you could be like once a dog, always a dog, I'm assuming is what you're trying to say.
Possibly.
Possibly.
But I don't know.
I feel like you guys have also mentioned, like, there's a point in life where it's like
you don't want none of that bad stuff anymore.
Yeah.
For sure.
Yeah.
Maybe.
It might be worth it to talk to him.
I think it always, like for people like that, it takes like a life-altering situation for
them to finally realize.
Like scared straight.
Yeah.
Like you said, letting your kid down is probably not as bad to the granddaughter.
Every grandparent, like when you talk to the kids, they're like, my dad was so mean
to me.
And to this kid, they're on the phone.
They got everything.
They got everything.
I know it pegas.
Yes.
For favor.
Like all of that.
Oh yeah,
you didn't want to buy him
that toy so I bought him seven.
What exactly?
Yeah, it's like always that.
True.
You know what I'm saying?
And then she's a daughter.
They have a son,
they have their dad.
Maybe this is like the little princess.
I don't know.
It could be worth maybe confronting him
if you don't want,
if you fear for the heart problems
of your,
of your grandma.
We got Fabian in Boyle Heights.
Fabian, so we're talking to our homegirl Alejandra.
She went to the liquor
store because her dad told her like it was Sunday they were watching football and her dad is like oh yeah your
abolito went to go pick up some drinks at the liquor store she's like okay i'll go meet him she walks over
there and sees him with a lady and kissing the lady outside of his truck so then she gets all anxious
you know she's like oh my god what's going on calls dad and dad i just saw this and dad is like we're
just gonna we're just gonna keep it quiet like i know you're going through a lot and it's really
but like we can't tell abolita because you know she has heart problems she needs church
right now, I don't want to miss this up, Mitha, just, just quiet.
And now she feels angry.
Like, what?
You're not going to say anything?
This is your mom that's going through this.
But also, like, hey, I don't want to give her a heart attack.
Yeah.
Because she's old.
She has heart problems.
News like this.
Yes, she's old, Greg.
News like this could give you a heart attack.
Or could she already know?
Because girls just know, right?
Yeah.
None of them.
I just think you can't get a lot of stuff past girls.
That's my main point.
That is true.
You shouldn't try.
How about that?
Yeah, you shouldn't.
They have that crazy instinct.
Your grandma knows when you're sick when you just wake up and you look at her.
Yeah.
You know?
You think she's not going to know?
Yeah.
You're fighting.
The next day you get a flu.
Yes.
They know.
Then my ha.
Vapuro.
All right.
Let's go to Fabian.
Fabian.
Fabian.
Good morning, guys.
Good morning.
Brown Bag.
Good morning, Lexi.
Good morning, Big.
Good morning, Greg.
Good morning.
Hey, Maximil's here, too.
What to do?
Baby.
Hey, Maximo, I forgot about you.
My bad brothers.
Good morning, guys.
Hey, but I listen to the whole situation right now, guys.
And I just got to say this.
It's just that those two men are POSs.
Because at the end of the day, if you're not happy, just leave.
Let Grandma live her life or whatever she has left of life.
Please, please.
Where's she going to go?
Church.
Don't bring, no, don't bring that to her,
especially if she's old.
Let her live her life peacefully.
She's already lived life.
So let her finish it peacefully.
And if you ain't happy with grandma,
okay, by all means,
you still want to be a player
and go kiss other women, by all means.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
But just be a man about it
and let grandma know, hey,
Vieja, this thing is no more.
Look, mama go my way,
you go your way.
And that's it
That's simple
That way you don't bring
Any illness to her
Or you don't have
She doesn't have to worry
In the back of her head
Like hey
Is he doing something
Is he you know
This that
You know
Hey just be a man about it
And be hey listen yeah
You've been together
For a cool minute
The abuelito to that
We've been together
For a cool minute
But yeah no
Yeah no
You know
I'm preended
You know
To walk away
it's better to walk away than to create more problems.
Walk away on the case.
Now, yes, because now, like you guys just said earlier,
that relationship with granddaughter and grandpa is completely ruined
because, like she said, she saw him
and she's going to look at him differently now.
Yeah.
And trust me, once they see you, once they see you do something wrong
and you know it's wrong,
they look at you in a whole different way,
and it will take, I mean, a time, a turn of time to almost kind of kind of have that relationship again.
And he might not have time, low key.
He doesn't.
Thank you, Fabian.
He's old, too.
He might not have time.
And maybe that's the thing.
Maybe, like, it's out of sight, out of mind for the grandma, so she doesn't care about it.
So she's like, I'm already.
That's speaking a lot for the grandma.
But they're already old.
Like, where's she going to go?
They are already old.
And they break up, where's she going to go?
Old folks home?
But that shouldn't excuse it.
She's going to keep the house.
You're right.
They are already old.
Yes.
But that doesn't excuse it.
But you could have a saying.
And yes, he could probably walk away in the cane that he also walked towards the other ladies with.
Like, all of a sudden, this fool's not able if there's a breakup.
He was able to do that stuff.
All of a sudden, poor-sito.
I don't know.
You see your grandparents, you see one chin on the other.
You stay quiet?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I just, that's not my business.
I'm snitching.
I'm snitching.
If it's on my grandma, I'm snitching.
Mishin.
Sehifredo's dad.
Nick is going to snitch on you.
I'm going to snitch.
I'm going to lie.
But what if your dad told you she probably already knows me, huh?
Yeah, be quiet.
I don't care.
They probably have an agreement and understand me.
No, I want them to know that I know.
You know, I'm just thinking about Alejandra right now.
You know how they say like daddy issues?
Yeah.
Bro, she's going to have daddy issues and abuelito issues too.
Times two.
When it comes to relationships because not only did her abolito cheat, her daddy told her
stay quiet about it.
So she's going to like, oh my gosh, her like outlook on dudes.
Yeah.
Daddy issues squared.
Yeah.
Granddaddy issues.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
Like this is going to alter her viewpoint on a lot of things.
It's like maybe like villain origin story.
Yeah.
Type.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
All right.
We're going to see the calls.
The lines are blowing up.
A lot of real life situations are happening.
Exactly like Alejandra.
Alejandra's 20 years old.
great relationship with her abuelito up until now because she went to go meet him up at the liquor
store he didn't know she was going to go help him carry the drinks because you know she's like
oh maybe he's a little bit weak oh he wasn't weak he was carrying that lady uh he was carrying a
a side piece at the parking lot of the liquor store he said melvin yeah kissing on a seora that's not
her abuelita and she trips out the melvin on the lady's crazy it's in melvin in melvin the
third is weird frags it's like a man and
I'm all being like, like, just all,
you me'll see sent to me
make sure
like a friend
all.
Ben here,
Maribel.
Maribel.
Oh,
I need to
put it here
in this troquita.
Well,
you do that so cool.
How do me
brand this?
All right,
sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry,
sorry,
I promise I wouldn't tap
into the creepy.
No, dude,
you should.
You should.
This is a poet.
No.
Perfect time to do it.
This is creepy abelel,
bro.
How are you a better, like, creepy male than us?
Great, creepy old man.
Let's say a lot of my brother.
Okay.
It's wild.
So a crasame del frante.
Okay, okay, okay.
So she saw that happen, and then she's like, oh my God, I got to tell my dad.
Because we got to tell my abuelita Coco.
And then the dad was like, bruh, shh.
She's at church.
Leave her alone.
She'll be better off not knowing she has heart.
problems. You could end this for us. And now she's upset because her dad is telling her to stay
quiet about her abuelito having cheated on her abuelita. All right. I don't need,
which one do I go to? There's so many. No, now you, let the, you made me picture like the lady
super old. Oh yeah. Oh, for sure. She's old. Now I'm like, is it cheating if she's in a wheelchair?
Like now you got me thinking a whole different thing. It is cheating. Community work.
No? What? He's doing community work?
I don't know, but y'all have abuelitas and abolitos,
and I want you to go back and tell them the things you're saying about them.
I don't, okay.
See?
See?
And she's in a wheelchair.
That doesn't mean she's not able.
I am a product.
You're right?
You're right.
I am a product of Alejandro's grandpa.
Of a cheating relationship.
We all are.
We've all been through some things, y'all.
I'm not judging.
We've been through a lot.
I wouldn't be born if this didn't happen.
Okay.
You wouldn't be born without the scandal.
Hello.
Abolito.
What's his name?
What do we call him?
I can't say.
No, no, no, let's call it.
Chente.
Yeah, Abolito Chente?
No, no, no, no.
That's too much.
That's too much.
That's very Fernandez of you.
But, yeah, yeah, a lot of us wouldn't be here if that didn't happen.
Look at the bright side, I guess.
All right, let's go to Jorge.
What's up, Jorge?
What's up, Jorge?
What's up, Brownback?
Good morning, bro.
Jorge and Pecoy Me Hills.
Talk to us, bro.
What did you tell her, she caught her abolito cheating,
and her dad is telling her not to tell her grandma,
because it could give her grandma a heart attack.
What would you tell her?
Oh, I have a very similar situation to his in high school.
My buddy, my buddy Danny, his older uncle, he was way older, way older.
He fell in Lanko and everything.
He's the same thing.
He caught him, he caught him slipping.
And he started tripping, so we went to go see as well.
Then he told her brother, hey, dude, feel, feels messing around with some other lady.
He goes, don't tell him, but everyone knows.
So the brother said, hey, that's how I got my new car.
So my homie daddy
My homie daddy
Say he told
We were all hanging out
And told his
He la novia
And right away the uncle
The uncle got all red
And everything
So little by little
Our senior year
It was everything was paid for
By the uncle
The party bus to prom
The beer
Yeah
You extortion
Yeah
I like this
So you didn't tell
No he didn't tell
We didn't tell.
And after that, he became, he partied with us, like, for a long, long time.
So he moved back to Mexico.
Reportedly allegedly.
He was a maniac.
He had games.
He had game.
He passed it down to you?
To my friend and everybody, yeah.
He gave us all the knowledge.
So are you saying to tell her or not to tell her?
That was just a great story.
I don't know.
Use it for her advantage.
You know, use it for her vannis.
Y'all are wild.
Get a Kiley makeup kid.
Get some Fenty.
or like,
get a
home your car.
There we go.
Extort the grandpa.
Oh.
She loves her grandparents.
Move up in the inheritance.
Oh.
The tereno is mine,
Abuelito.
It's not just
abuelos that do this,
by the way.
We got Miriam in Long Beach,
Miriam.
It was your abuelita,
that did this.
No.
Now it's different,
huh?
No.
No.
Hi.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Miriam.
Miriam, talk about it.
First I got to say that I was,
to telenovela started laughing.
I'm like,
Vigna Wadalupe.
Oh, yeah.
My, my, Maribel.
Is that?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, number one, like, yeah,
and my family,
and I'm La Huala,
and there's no way that I would stay quiet.
There's no way.
I would stay quiet.
Uno com is Spanish,
we always,
when something like this happens,
it's like,
shush.
no digas
not, stay quiet
nothing's
nothing's
in the family
hell no
so your grandma
what happened
with your grandma
so my grandma
first of all
my grandma
already was married
married second time
and then when I found out
I was like
14 15 at that time
I was going on 15
and it was a big old scandal
because I didn't want
like you seen here
and that was a big old drama
and then I went to go visit
my grandma
and my grandma was with her
the
the panadero and I was like wait
the bangering man the guy from the panadier
yeah
oh my gosh
wait and then I already
I already knew because like in my
with my teos and my
you already know because it always smelled like bimbo in the house
or
no
but my my
my tio like my tios and my tias
I have like I have some
that have penoeroos azoules
And I was like, wait, she got it and another one didn't.
Yeah.
I'm like, and we're like, they were like, oh, is this?
Did you tell your abuel?
Miriam, did you tell your abuel?
I did.
Oh, and then what happened?
They separated, they got a divorce.
Wow.
And she got married to the Panadero.
No way.
She cheated on him, too.
Oh, my God.
She was acting.
She was acting.
What?
She was a baller.
That's what I told
Who asked her
My Tia was
What do you say
In Casco Cainter?
She died
Oh
She changed
You know what
One thing she told me
Is
You live your life
And you only live once
And she died happy
Wow
I don't know
What you're promoting here
But I don't like it
She died happy
Yeah
Yeah
Not the fan of it
Oh
She was just cheating on everybody
She couldn't
help her so.
Oh my God.
She said that was her grandma?
The panadero, yeah.
Shee.
Grandma's living life.
Yeah.
Hey, you only live once.
She had the leopard dress for sure.
But you can get married four times.
Oh, Tavo.
Put me to bowl in my pan,
dulcette.
Dammele.
He's so uncomfortable.
It's so uncomfortable this like that.
My husband is pan of
Merto.
Oh.
Oh, no.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm gross, I apologize.
So, tell her.
We got Lisa, Lisa and Compton.
Lisa.
Lisa.
Lisa, it's funny because I'm going through, like, all my aunts and uncles' names.
For, like, I have a Tio Tama, which he's an incredible person.
Wait, you have a money, man.
Yeah, there's a money.
Where else should you pull from?
Not trying to put this on anyone's name.
But Lisa, Lisa, talk to us.
Lisa, are you there?
Lisa, it's your birthday.
All right, Lisa not there.
All right.
Well, trying to figure out if we should help Alejandra.
If we should help Alejandra, she, or how to help Alejandra.
She wants to know if she should tell her abolita that she caught her abuelito cheating
or should she keep it to herself like her dad told her.
Her dad told her to keep it to herself because, you know,
Aweila has heart problems.
We don't really know, like, what could happen if you tell her.
Albert, Albert in Southgate
What about, Albert?
Albert.
Hey, what was there?
Hey, was on.
Oh, man.
What would you tell me?
Hey, bro, you know, it's crazy.
My grandpa was a panadero.
Oh, my goodness.
What?
Would I forget it in or what?
Hey, putting it like this,
where my grandpa passed,
rest and peace,
in his funeral,
we buried in Mexico,
I saw two guys that looked identical to my dad and my uncle.
What the hell?
Oh, he had kids.
He had two kids with the same lady, and they're only a year apart from my dad and my uncle's age.
Wow.
That's crazy.
My grandpa on my mom's side had a whole second family as well.
And guess what?
All of them lived to be made 60 years plus.
Yeah, they passed away.
But they were all happy, man.
Why we actually like the Mexican community doesn't do this?
Stop it.
Not that it's in our ancestry.
How are we going to act like the Aztecs didn't have multiple wives, y'all?
We're all lions.
I was, as a 15-year-old, I found out, I have the, I have a stepbrother for that.
He's half Salvadorian, and then, you know, all this thing, my Mexican Salvadorian.
I'm like, what the hell we have a brother that's Salvadorian?
And he's older than I love my siblings.
Oh, my boy.
And my dad was a trucker, bro.
Ah!
All right.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Undefeated.
Seems like truckers have
an unfeated observation.
Great lives.
Truckers and Panederos.
I've never,
I've never heard that.
They'd be getting to it.
So your grandpa made bread, bro?
Yeah, well,
grandpa made bread right there in Pueblo,
Guano, Wado.
Oh, no way, you're one.
Hold on.
Wait.
You might have a sister.
That is a very,
that is a very little Pueblo in Huanahato,
and my dad is from Pueblo,
okay?
Yeah.
My dad, my grandpa,
they used to call him Coco.
We need a socorro.
He lived right there on the street was.
I'm going to tell me.
Maria Dolores, I think, right there by the bank.
My nino's name.
My nino's name is Coco.
What?
Yeah, sorry, God.
Oh, damn.
Oh.
Hey, tell me where they met the Salvadorians,
because my mom made us met a Salvadorian, too, and that's my mom.
At Oxnard.
In Oxnard.
That was very random.
Oxnars.
That's not weird.
I know.
Perlado, the small, small,
small, bro.
If you tell your dad,
if you tell your dad,
they used to call us cominos.
You know how everybody had to leave our nicknames?
We were the cominos.
I'm going to tell my dad's here right now.
Hey, puppy,
yeah,
I'm sorry I'm using all my Tio's names.
Hey,
thank you,
thank you, bro, for calling in.
But you say, like,
everybody knows they're all happy.
And by the way, living to 60 is great,
but I thought you were going to say
they lived to like 99.
Yeah, no, no, no.
They were married for 60 years.
They lived to like 87.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, that's cool.
So the kids, too long life is what?
Two families?
Panadrias.
Panadriya and truck driving?
Bras.
Panederos, what's up?
Today I learned.
Yeah.
Today I learned.
We got a lot of mix.
Say it.
Don't say it.
Tell your abolita.
Don't tell your abolita.
Give the grandpa a heart attack.
Make it even.
It confront the abuelito.
Yeah, I think that's the best.
See what he thinks about it or if he can give you a car to stay quiet.
Extort the grandpa.
The homey helpline, man, where other people's problems remind you of things that you've been through in your own life.
It's a trip.
It's a trip.
Okay, if you have a homey helpline you want to talk to us about, make sure you hit us up.
DM us, Brown Bag Mornings 106 on Instagram.
It's a lot.
And I like that we're all here together, man.
Because it just shows me like, you know, we all go through a mess.
We all been there.
Yep.
You know?
And it just, la Vidae de cune tuon-tun-tun.
I think I want to be a truck driver now.
I think I want to make bread.
Fax on facts.
What about you deliver bread?
In the truck.
Oh, you're kidding them all.
You wouldn't even know what to do with it at all.
It's time to give away these tickets to go to Nuts, scary farm,
and we're going to eat some brains.
What's your best zombie, bro?
Give me your zombie.
Yep, that's you.
That's you, Greg.
Hi, Maximo.
What about you, like?
Oh, yeah.
There's a little brain in the roll there.
All right.
In front of us, we have bowls of top ramen with red food coloring.
Can I ask why red to our producers?
Why red?
Very uncomfortable.
Yeah.
Because brains are normally red.
Are they?
Yeah, the little veins that have the blood running through them.
Why do I feel like they'd be gray?
It's like pink.
No.
You're thinking of alien brains.
Alien brains.
I'm over thinking of guts.
All right.
So it's a.
It's a.
bowl full of ramen noodles with red full in coloring, aka brains.
And are we doing whoever finishes it all because it's a lot.
It's a lot.
What are we doing here?
What are we doing here?
Please let us know.
All right.
Put a timer on for 10 seconds, whoever eats the most.
Okay.
Do you have a skeleton away it?
No, you get a towel by looking at it.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Let's see who is up.
We got Paulino in Lakewood.
What's up, Paulino?
Hello, how you doing?
Ola.
We have tickets to go to Natscari Farm, bro, but you got to pick the best brain eater.
Who do you think got it?
Vic.
V.
Thank you.
I'm flattered.
I'm flattered.
All right.
Let's see who Vic is going up against.
We got Jose in Whittier.
Jose.
Hey, how you doing?
Good morning, Brownbeck.
What are you?
I'm choosing Maximo.
Oh, you're choosing Maximo.
Maximo.
They know they like to eat brains.
All right.
Dubs in the chat.
So brain eat it up, all right.
So here's what's going to go down, y'all.
You guys got the, you guys got the top ramen in front of you.
Yeah.
No fork.
No fork.
Yeah.
Zombies don't use forks.
When have you seen the zombie use a fork, bro?
I haven't actually seen it.
All right.
I'm going to put 30 seconds on the line.
30 seconds on the line.
Whoever, whichever one of you finishes the most brains, all right?
It's totally going to be gone by eyesight.
So everyone looks like you ate the most brains, all right?
Hey, yo.
It's not a, hey, yo, it's zombies, bro.
That's just your brain.
Brains.
All right.
What do you think of your competition in a zombie voice?
Can you please talk about Maximo?
Maximo is not the best brain eater.
Maximum, what do you think of your zombie competition?
Vic gives brains.
All right.
All right.
Three, two, one, go.
You have to say brains while you're eating.
Come on.
All right.
I'm going to tell you right now, Vic is an insane zombie.
That is correct.
Vig, go towards the mic and talk about the brain.
All right.
You guys have 15 seconds left.
15 seconds.
Maximo is using his hands.
Zombie brain.
Super salvi zombie.
Using his hands to eat.
Vic, talk to us.
My little brain needed.
Two, one, zero.
Stop.
Stop.
Put your brains down.
Put your brains down.
All right.
Ramona, can you put your brains down?
Please go up there and judge who and what and where and how.
Tell me who ate the most brains.
That was so gross.
It was Vic.
Vicki tickets.
Wow.
Let's go.
Palino.
Paolino's Lakewood.
Congrats, bro.
Vic just won you a four pack of tickets to go to Not Scary Farm.
Let's go.
Thank you.
Appreciate it, Victor.
Undefeated.
Hey, but say it like a zombie.
Say it like a zombie.
Oh, Victor.
Love.
He's like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
What's up, bro?
Lepi, you owe me from when we met Walker Bueller.
We just saying you know that.
When we met Walker Bueller.
Yeah, Walker Bueller.
You know the picture for the daughters?
Zombie Walker Bueller?
Why is it evil laugh?
I don't know, but I'm scared.
What do you?
He said.
Seven days.
All right.
Umberto, that's up for you, bro.
That's up for you.
All right.
The insane amount of things that are happening in girl rap world right now.
Yesterday, I fell asleep just looking at a back and forth between Cardi B and Nicky Monage.
You know, their beef tail is oldest time.
They've had it kind of like we don't like each other for a while now.
It all stems.
There's specifically all stems from Cardi B's like first, not all stems, but like currently
stems from the first week projected sales of Cardi B.
And, you know, Nikki Minaj has been, like, pretty quiet towards Cardi specifically for this week.
Yeah.
The first week of sales.
Maybe she didn't want to affect the sales and maybe, like, get her more sales by beefing with her.
But she waited till the first week numbers came in, Nikki Minaj and then started low-key taunting Cardi B, making fun of certain rap lyrics in her new album.
Even posting a photo where Cardi B is A-I'd with Barney, essentially saying, like, you got Barney raps because she has a rap where it says A, B, C, D, C, E, and.
FG.
So that's kind of like the insinuation.
And Cardi B, not one to back down was like, why are you tripping off of me for like when
I was in, you were out when I was in high school, basically saying you should be worried
about like the Rianas and the drakes and the and those those are your peers.
Why are you worried about what a younger girl than you is like her numbers?
And that's where that ended last night.
It was pretty back and forth.
Yeah.
Tweets were deleted by Nikki Minaj.
Cardi B's was still up there.
And she was just like, yeah, like she called her Barbie, but another word in front of Barbie that has to do with illicit drug use, you know?
Sounds like propane.
The ABC, D, EFG surgery to look like me is that's, that was.
That was crazy.
Nikki to Cardi to Cardi B.
Yeah, you got to be specific because they each can say what something about the other.
Cardi B said, the power I have make these Bs come out of rehab every time go to your effing room.
She said that to Nikki.
Yeah, she did that to Nikki.
And she had words for her.
So then we go Betty by.
We go to sleep and we wake up in the morning and there is a leaked call from Cardi B.
And apparently in this sleek phone call, she's talking to, I would assume, the managers of Ice Spice.
And it seems to be by people kind of digging into the details that were relayed in this phone call.
Like you're going to see a mention about Ice Spice being at the Empire State Building.
This was from 2024.
Also in 2024, Ice Spice had released a song off her White 2K.
And it's called BB Belt.
In that album, she makes these lyrics.
So this one B is built like an ant.
And she just crashes out on Twitter and stuff like that.
So I don't know if Cardi B took offense to it or was like, yeah, I know she's talking about me.
There may have been other things that happen behind the scenes.
But it seems like Cardi B gets in contact with.
the managers of Ice Spice, all right?
And here is how their phone call went.
Damn.
It proceeds.
It's about a five minute and such phone call.
At least what's out, the excerpt that's out, where she's talking to the managers,
even one of the managers is like, let's just get Ice Spice on here.
And then they're like, no, she's going to go to visit the Empire Staple.
And she's in New York.
Bet, say less, let's meet up.
Type of deal.
I'm sure the meetup did not happen.
Yeah, that person should not have said that.
Yeah, you can't do that.
Oh, man.
What's with these leaked calls?
I know.
Well, after, like, listening to it, you could tell that the managers of Ice Spice seem to be on speaker.
Yeah.
So this recording seems to be from, like, when they say the call is coming from inside the house,
it seems to be from Cardi's perspective, Cardi B's perspective, someone in that room recording that call.
Not going to throw any names out there.
But 2024, was she still with offset?
Offset.
Could be.
Could be.
or maybe an assistant or maybe Cardi B herself
because a lot of like crash outs
Cardi B does has been alive so like
this possibly possibly could have been alive
no it wouldn't have been alive we'd know it
it would have been news yeah yeah it's
no it's crazy because
it's like the other people that she threw
under the bus unfortunately like I'm not Lotto
and Lotto's like why should she say F for it
so that's a good question and thing to bring up
so Lotto and Ice Spice had a public beef
different diss songs were
thrown at each other and I guess Ice Spice
like I'm not just going to like be with her on record.
I'm going to see her.
Right.
And I guess with Cardi B,
granted, none of these things that she said or she mentioned were okay.
She does come from that world of like, look at you.
I could just tell Cardi B when she has a problem with someone,
she meets up and fights them.
Like she's one of those, like those types of people.
And loving hip hop,
she was known for getting into fights as were a lot of people there.
I do think there's something to be said about like her just being about her business
at that point.
Like I'm not going to do these games of like disson.
each other on tracks, especially because I looked out for you or I have no problem with you.
Now you guys are trying to play in my face and do these lyrics, he-he-ha-ha-hahing at me.
No, where is she at?
I want to talk to her.
It does seem like she wanted to talk to her.
And then because she wasn't, she was turning up on the managers.
And then it's like, all right, I'm going to see her.
Because you can't be making these songs and then try to like kind of be buddy-buddy.
Like, no, it's up.
Like when she says it's up and it's stuck, it seems to be that.
It is.
The only thing I think of, and granted, I'm a big cardi.
B fan and supporter and stuff.
But isn't this similar to like what she's kind of accusing Nikki of doing?
It's like why are you beefing with somebody that's younger than you?
It's kind of like.
I'll tell you why it's a little bit different, at least from my perspective.
Because Cardi B never dissed Nikki or subbed Nikki coming up.
I see.
So it seems like Ice Spice did that.
Okay.
And on Twitter she also threw a little shade about like her, like they're both Dominican.
But there was that little spit.
And I guess it's that part.
And they have music together too.
Ice Spice and Nikki?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we're not talking about that.
Yeah, so that's the only thing I think of, but I hear you.
I hear you on that.
It could just be a little bit different.
A lot of people are relating the Nikki beef with Cardi to how Nikki was when Little Kim was beefing with Nicky.
Because Nicky was straight like, hey, you don't appreciate the younger girls.
Now you're going to ruin your own legacy.
Yeah.
talking about little Kim when she first came out,
but it seems like she was a little jilted towards Cardi, you know?
Yeah.
On the other, it just, it's a cycle.
Yeah, I was about to say it seems like a cycle is continuing.
But Loki, as is hip-hop, it seems.
The girl's beef, the guy's beef,
and it's just a trip to hear all of this, these leaf calls.
There's clearly going to be more added.
I spiced chimed in on Twitter just with eyes.
Like, oh, no, no, no, the little mouth, the covering of their face mouth.
So we're going to see kind of how it relays.
and all the drama that ensues.
But hey, the album is called,
Am I the drama?
And I don't know if she was expecting
or maybe she called for this to happen
because again, the leak call seems to be on her end.
Seems like Cardi B just woke up
and she started tweeting some more stuff
so we got to update you.
And because it's a leaked call,
her first photo was a photo of Young Thug
who has recently jail calls
that put him in a lot of trouble
and Cardi B put and IDGAF,
I'm still in this house, okay?
with the selfie of Young Thug.
Then because she did bring Lotto into it
and I was like, hey, why is it F me for?
You know, totally overshadowing the fact that Lotto
confirmed her relationship with 21 Savage.
But Cardi B says,
I was ranting and hot at the moment,
but I F with Lotto heavy.
I respect everything about her,
including her team that's so sweet.
And nope, I'm not too prideful to apologize to somebody
I really respect.
So this is my public apology.
And now I'm a privately buy her a bag.
Okay.
All right.
She keeps on going and talks about the people that were on the call, the manager call, and says, look, why don't you add in the beginning how Ice Spice got mad at me because I said sexy red deserved a T award?
Like, add to that stuff in AdW where she was throwing people's name in there, not just me.
It's an 11-minute phone call.
She also says that this call is not released from her.
She says, I was in my bedroom by myself.
I just sound more higher on the call
because not only was I louder,
but it was more echo because it's bigger.
Everything louder in there.
So people are trying to be like, look, it sound,
we even said it sounds like the guys were on speaker
and it was in her house.
She's like, nah, it was them.
They released it.
They recorded, they released.
It does seem like there's a three-way.
It is.
There's multiple people on the line
and they even wanted to patch Ice Spice in.
So now it could be kind of from anywhere.
Yeah.
And she mentioned like James.
James is the name of Ice Spice's manager.
James Roseman Jr.
So it was like, okay, like, yes, tell him James.
Like, that wasn't me putting out the call because that's what we were thinking just because of how it's.
Oh, no, she's saying James, like, if you're going to put out the call, put out all of it.
Like, she was trying to get him on her side.
She's like, go ahead, post 11 minute combo.
And at the part where your girl was talking about that.
Like, the stuff you were telling me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not over.
It's not over.
It's not over.
All right.
Vic.
Yeah.
Before the break, you said that, Tyrese was on the run.
Yes, you guys.
Law enforcement in Fulton, County.
Georgia, Atlanta area, is looking for Tyrese.
He has a warrant out for his arrest because a neighbor claims that the actors
Kane Corso killed their dog.
Oh, all right?
But an update, he is in full compliance with the law, and him and his attorneys are
cooperating with authorities to clear up this whole matter.
Wait, what?
Yeah, so he's speaking to them.
They went to his house.
He wasn't there, and they were like, wait, he's on the run.
He's avoiding us.
But he said, I'm actually not on the run.
I'm just in L.A. at my other home.
Oh, okay.
And but, you know, they've made a phone call and they're like, okay, no.
Yeah, what went on?
You know, this happened while I wasn't home.
So his lawyers actually released a statement and said,
Mr. Tyrese Gibson extends his deepest condolences to the family who lost their beloved dog
in this tragic accident that occurred while Mr. Gibson was away from his home.
Upon learning of this unfortunate incident, Mr. Gibson immediately made the difficult
decision to re-home his dogs to a safe and loving environment.
Okay.
So I guess the issue he was.
here was that he didn't give up the dog initially.
Yes.
After the incident happened or whoever was in Atlanta didn't.
Yeah.
His cane corso reportedly allegedly got into a fight with a
Spaniel.
A Cocker Spaniel.
Oh, man.
And the Cocker Spaniel didn't make it.
Yeah.
And it's a really tough, like this stuff happens all the time.
Like dogs of yours versus dogs of your neighbors or around the area, you know.
And I guess he was at.
as a dog owner
left up to the task, like, hey, you got to turn this dog over
and he hasn't, or he hadn't.
Yeah, and the dogs were different weight classes.
So the fight was unfair.
Yeah, the Cancorso versus the Spaniel is really big difference.
Yeah.
But you also never know what the Cocker Spaniel was saying to the Cancorso.
Oh, we're making fun of this?
No, but like you never know what happened.
Like it could have been the...
A dog passed away, bro.
The Cocker Spaniel could have been coming at the King Corso.
He was just protecting himself.
We don't know what happened.
We weren't there.
Okay.
I mean, listen, I'm going to different feeling with this because I know like it's serious.
Yeah, it is.
Like what happens when your dog gets in a fight?
And then if the other animal passes away and you have to turn your dogs in because what I've seen is you have to euthanize them.
You have to turn them in so that they, they, something happens to them too.
Yeah.
So it's like I'm sure a tough thing as a dog owner.
Like do I give up my dog to them or do I figure it out as the, as a lawyer saying like,
they put their dog in a nice environment or whatever,
that's just telling me that they're not willing to give it up.
To give it up.
Because I don't even know that that's a route that you could take.
I'm not, I've never been in the situation,
but I'm, the authorities are probably like, no, like, it's not up to you.
Yeah.
It also depends on, I mean, I don't know what the laws are compared from California to Atlanta.
Like, are they going to extradite his dog?
Yeah, I don't think so.
You know?
No, is the dog here in L.A.?
He said Tyrese is here in L.A.
I don't know where the dog's at.
He rehomed them.
They re-homed the dogs to a safe and loving environment.
Yeah, but they didn't say Los Angeles.
No.
You got what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They need to go to MacArthur Park, get him a new identity.
That's what I was thinking.
Take him in Tijuana.
Get him a new paint job, something.
I don't know.
So according to the Harrison Parker, who lives across the street from Tyrese over in Atlanta,
he said he let his dog.
Parker said he let his dog.
in his yard, which had an invisible fence.
He allegedly found the dog
passed away shortly after from an animal attack.
Parker's five-year-old dog, Henry suffered internal bleeding
and puncture wounds.
And he said that then they
police execute a search warrant
who appears in,
and his dogs, but he was not at home.
After the attack, the actor allegedly said
he would surrender his dogs to animal services,
but when authorities went to his home
to execute it to the search wound,
warrant, he was gone. So yeah, he was supposed to give up the, the king corso.
But he took him. But he took him instead. And kind of was like taking it into his own hat.
Own hands. The dogs were allegedly running loose in the neighborhood. And the reports say, yeah,
it is the negligence on his part as the homeowner and animal owner just letting them roam free.
Now, if you've never seen a king corso, these are big dogs. Huge. Huge dogs. And so I guess it's
the similar thing like what we hear with from people sometimes that it's only kind of,
where if I jog my memory like reports of like if a pit bull,
unfortunately I don't want to put this on them.
But like they then say, oh, they got to be put away.
Like they got to be put to sleep because of what they did.
Yeah.
And Tyrese is not ready to do that.
Yeah.
I mean, to me it's like it sucks.
If it's just like dog on dog like violence,
I feel like why should you have to like euthanize your dog?
You know what I'm saying?
If it probably just won a fight.
Because again, we don't know what happened if they were going back and forth with each other.
And it's like getting rid of my dog isn't going.
going to bring yours back. You know what I'm saying? So it's like to me that's not fair. I guess it's about
keeping that dog from doing it to other dogs. Yeah, that's the whole point. That's like one of the laws is
like they try to once you show like you have that type of aggression. I'm assuming that that's
kind of the ideology behind it. Once they've seen that your dog has that aggression and they
say like no other dog is safe. Yeah. I mean I understand it when it comes to humans like if it
bites humans and stuff like that like for sure like put that dog to sleep. No.
But when it comes to like another dog attack, I'm just like, bro, that's just like nature at this point.
You know what I'm saying?
That's just like if they were out in the wild, that's what would happen.
What's the difference between a dog biting a human versus another dog?
A huge difference.
A human is a human.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I've been bit by.
Well, I think like there's a reason why they're not in the wild.
I've been put.
Like, of course, since they're in the wild, they fight and they duke it out and one would fight to the death and the other one would be the king of the jungle.
But they're not in the wild.
They're domesticated or supposed to be.
No, there's rules to that.
Also, like, I would wonder if he was letting his dogs out other times.
So if this was like a one-off incident, that was like, hey, your dog is just crazy.
I don't know why he was loose compared to like, hey, my dog is always free, always has been.
You could ask the neighbors.
This was just like an incident that something instigated the situation.
Okay, where here's something.
They said that this is not the first time that Tyrese has been warned about his dogs.
reports say the dogs were caught running loose five times at least a week before Henry died.
Who's the other dog that passed away?
So then you got to kind of take notice.
For sure.
Because he's being, they're looking for Tyrese, not just because of his animal, like they're, like, they need to turn him over.
But also, he could face, like, you know, negligence.
Like, you knew that your dogs were roaming around.
They were really big dogs.
And I'm really not going to be like, hey, the clocker Spaniel, like, you know.
did this to themselves.
Like, it's a Cocker Spaniel.
These are, like, and,
I don't know.
I don't want to judge animals,
but, like, a Cocker Spaner,
I've never seen a Cocker Spaner.
I don't know.
I have a Yorkie.
Yorkie is not the same.
I have a teacup Yorkie,
and people think he's adorable,
and he's the most,
like, he swears he's,
he's a King Corso.
So, like, if he was out,
he would be the instiguerreysers are, like,
mid-sized dogs.
Yeah.
They're not the same as, like,
I know what you're trying to say,
and, like,
that's why I don't want.
want to put it on dogs like it's not like a chihuahua or like a yorky that are like just
famously smaller dogs with that like small dog complex yeah but i don't know i've never heard of
like uh cuckerspaniels being that way they're very chill they seem to be very chill like not for like a
better turn lap dogs yeah you know uh like inside of the house dogs you know and then if you're
already saying like tyrese's dogs have had complaints about them and stuff and then another dog
ends up uh passed away now it's like the the the five time complaints that
definitely doesn't help his case at all.
Yeah, because imagine Kane Corsel's walking around your block, dude.
Yeah, and the fact that, so this is Fulton County, this is the same place that was trying Young Thug
and the whole YSL case, you know what I'm saying?
So it's like, okay, like, we're going to see, like, they're going to prosecute you,
you know, to like the furthest extent of the law, probably.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
Oh, man.
And Tyrese, I know you out here.
I know that's your safe space out here in L.A.
But dang.
I would, now what do you think, like, let's say you have multiple houses?
Like, do you leave your dogs unattended?
Maybe he was not there.
True.
You know what I'm saying?
He's busy working.
Or if you have someone that's like a housekeeper or something,
or they also like make them more on top of it.
But I don't know.
I don't know.
It's really tough.
And it's a sad situation all around.
Yeah.
Like you said of it, you can't bring the other dog back,
but you maybe can try to help.
Yeah.
Other dogs from getting, uh, getting hurt.
Well, Perse to Tyrese.
Um, okay.
All right.
Bad Bunny got the best call ever, you guys.
And he became a superhero.
because of it.
All right?
So look,
he recently said in an interview
that he got the call
about being the Super Bowl
halftime performer
while at the gym
and he did 100 pull-ups
immediately after.
All right, listen to this.
It's crazy because I was
in the middle of a workout.
I remember that after the call,
I just did like 100 pull-ups.
I was like,
I didn't need more pre-work
or whatever.
I was like,
it was very special.
Yeah, so.
He was checked.
A hundred pull-ups right after he said,
I'm super off to.
Yeah.
That's a lot of pull-ups.
I don't think he doesn't.
No,
I don't think so.
I think he might have.
You got a call that you're doing the Super Bowl.
He's already athletic.
True, he is athletic.
Yeah, he probably does maybe like close.
But then was like, I'm going to just do that extra.
Plus, I don't have pre-workout,
but like I just got told some really incredible news.
If he did 50, I'm giving them.
full credit for 100 because that's a lot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I'm like, you could round it up.
That's fine.
Round it up.
Yeah, yeah.
That's good for me.
Math rule.
Good math rule.
How many pool loops can you guys do?
I could do about six.
I doubt that I...
Six.
I doubt that.
I can't do six.
I doubt that.
How many can do you do?
Like 12.
I can probably do 13.
I can probably do six.
Vick can probably do two.
What are you talking about?
Why?
Because I'm bottom heavy?
Is that what you guys are saying?
You guys are saying I'm bottom heavy?
You know what?
You guys are saying I'm bottom heavy.
Pullups are.
Pull-ups are so hard.
Have you done pull-ups?
Yes.
He only pulls up his pants.
Nah.
Okay.
Maybe that's the challenge.
Maybe we can do the challenge.
I'm down.
And I don't even need you to do more than the guys.
I just need you to do the amount you said that you would be able to do it.
13.
13, homie.
Okay.
You just added more.
All right.
All right.
I'll bring you my pull-up mark tomorrow and we're going to try it.
All right.
Let's do it.
Let's send this show out on like a good note, happy note.
What's like the best good news you've received recently?
Like what's your bad bunny at the Super Bowl?
When my ex called me, hey, I'm in this situation after no contact of four months,
and I ran over there like a track star and even auto run.
He didn't need pre-workout or nothing.
I didn't need no pre-workout.
I ran over as fast as I could.
And I got there as fast as I could.
Which eggs?
The most recent one.
Yeah.
So you guys back?
Oh, no.
This was a while ago.
Oh, this was a while ago.
That's the greatest news you received?
Yeah, that's like the most recent great news.
I ran across.
I ran across Sanana as fast as I could.
Oh.
Yeah, but yeah, that was, that was the most.
Okay, that's a good one.
Hey, if it's good news to you, it's good news to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maximo Vic?
Well, when my son called me to tell me he got straight A's on his progress report.
Nice.
That was awesome.
And you did 12 pull-ups?
No, 13.
13, homest.
13, no.
No, I was, well, I had already known because you could go in his app and stuff and like look at all the grades.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
He was, like, beaming with excitement.
Like, you're proud of me, dad.
You're proud of me, dad.
You're proud of me, dad.
I was like, yeah, I'm proud of you, you know?
But I was like, get it on your report card.
You know, it's just a progress report.
But I was super happy because last year he didn't do so great in school.
So now it's just like, okay, starting off on a great note.
How many days he get?
Just straight days?
Yeah, just like five.
Do it pull it for every eight he got.
Easy.
I'm not going to let go of this.
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
This is so great.
I'm so happy for you, little Vic.
And I can't wait until your dad gives you the call that he's literally going to get you that PS5 extra edition with all the,
all the games that you ever wanted and that one piece costume that you wanted to wear
to comeycon yeah i cannot wait till you get that call because you deserve it
when he gets it on the progress i'm sorry on the report card yes 100% he could get the straw hat
yeah you keep moving the goalposts bro no all right all right well well keep it here more brown bag
mornings on the way okay
