Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 576 The Partner Swap: Family Edition 🤯 | Brown Bag Mornings (10/10/25)
Episode Date: October 10, 2025This week, the Homie Helpline dives deep into a chaotic situation as Roberto debates blowing up his marriage and multiple families for his sister-in-law, leading the hosts to wonder if a "partner swap..." is really worth all that collateral damage. Plus, the crew runs through all the biggest hip-hop beefs, including Drake’s dismissed lawsuit and a breakdown of Bia's Cardi B disses, alongside celebrating Jose's Salvadorian heritage and checking out some seriously strange AI remixes turning Nelly's "Hot in Here" into an oldies track.[Edited by @iamdyre]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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The more brown bag, the better.
Come on.
That's right, 10.
10.
We made it to Friday.
We made it to Friday.
It's 10, 10.
We got some special birthdays.
Shout out to the Gabbinator, Gavin Nusa.
Happy birthday to you.
Shout out to the prettiest Mexican-American I ever did see Mario Lopez.
Happy birthday to you.
Yeah.
Your dimples too.
Yeah.
Shout out to Fav.
Happy birthday, Fav.
It's Brett Farr's birthday.
It's a legend.
And in here, it's somebody's birthday.
Our guy.
Fern!
Yes.
Furn!
You never got tickets on Pyrr 106.
Our promotions director, his name is Fern,
and lucky he's been here since Pyrr 106 was a little baby.
And he's taking care of it and he's nurtured it.
And he's made sure that we've had the best prizes
and been able to send you guys on some cool,
cool adventures.
So big up to friend.
We love you,
friend.
Yes, we love you so much.
Hope you wearing a birthday flannel today.
And it's also Josecitos' birthday.
Jose.
Jose.
Somewhere in your life,
there's a Jose whose birthday is today,
okay?
In our life,
it's our video editor responsible
for all of our social media reels,
all of that,
like YouTube videos,
all of that good stuff.
Right, Jose?
Say yes.
There you go.
Aw, you cutie pie.
If you have a shirt under that sweater?
Yes or no?
It's your birthday.
You're not supposed to.
You don't have to.
No, stop it because he will definitely do that.
Shout out to Jose.
Greg, I'm going to go around.
For people who know, Jose, say something nice about him that people...
Jose is actually a really good editor.
All right.
We're being honest.
We're being honest.
Say something nice and honest.
He is.
Like, he could do editing really fast.
What?
He don't even believe you.
What?
He could do a video.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Okay.
Talk to us about this.
Jose is honest.
Jose is a girl's boy, a boy's girl.
Wait.
Wait, what?
No, okay.
It's because I always remember when he did like our period basket and like he made
her like us, the girls here, like we had her pants.
If we had like tea.
Yeah, she's very thoughtful.
He's very thoughtful.
He's super thoughtful.
Never had a girlfriend but somehow knows how to like what the girl, what a girl was.
Yes, he did.
What a girl needs.
He took her to Olive Garden.
He had a girlfriend.
He took her to Olive Garden all the time.
Wow.
Yeah, unlimited breadsticks for her.
But it gave him bubble goods.
All right.
Big,
do you have something to say about Jose our video editor?
Jose is actually hilarious.
I think he could, like, write for a sitcom one day.
He's really, really funny.
An X-rated one.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
And Jose is also very bougie.
He loves air wine.
Yeah.
He is boozy.
Oh, he loves, like, luxury stuff.
Yeah, MCM wallet.
He'll just randomly be wearing, like, Burberry socks.
He's like, what are they?
Randall.
Look at him.
It's going to blow his cover.
We love you, Jose.
We love you.
Say something nice about Jose, Latif?
I just did.
That's my little thing.
He's a little bougie.
My little heroin buddy over there.
Yeah.
Okay.
When the strawberries cut, one strawberry cost 20 books, Jose's right there.
Oh, my God.
Jose knows so much about agriculture.
Yes.
He does.
You're right.
He does.
His family does.
His family does.
I know there was like this thing that, the story that I had about how there were people
in trucks going to different.
Like is it is it's where they they pick a lot of fruit right? Oh like crops?
Yeah they were going and they were putting it in the back of the truck so that they can resell it right and all of that and he oh he told me to dead that story.
Why?
Because they hadn't caught who did it.
Oh but it happened a while ago.
Reportedly allegedly.
Jose, happy for the right price. You too can have 50 cent avocados, right?
And he'll also correct you if you're saying you're saying you're.
eating a fruit and you say it's one he'll say it's oh yeah it's like yeah nectarine mandarin yeah
peach and apricot all of that he's like nervous i was trying to eat a melon in piece he's like
that's a can of lope and i'm like whoa whoa chill out bro it takes somebody he knows his fruits i know
yeah but don't call him fruity okay yeah all right happy birthday
stomach mon moot all right i got bad news for you if you like to use zelle that's
coming up. But first, good news, if your name is Jeff.
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Jam.
So this new movie that's out today,
you can go to an Alamo
Draft House movie theater.
There's one in Los Angeles.
I checked.
Show them your ID at the box office
and you will get a free ticket to see roofman.
This is great marketing.
It is.
It is.
And it seems like it was maybe even strategic
from beforehand, like,
oh, let's make this character's name Jeff.
Oh, for sure.
And so just to play off of it,
even if I would,
Like my name was Jeff and I, my name was Jeff.
And I didn't go to Alamo Draft House.
I would still want to see the movie.
Because I'm like, he's accepting, he's embracing the Jeffs.
Yeah.
This movie looks really funny too.
We could all use a good laugh.
The synopsis is after escaping from prison, former soldier and professional thief,
Jeffrey Manchester finds a hideout inside a Toys R Us.
So you're just going to have to see what that entails.
And I thought those things were closed down to.
That's my dream right there, getting trapped in a Toys R Us.
Do you know how many times I thought about that as a kid?
Yeah.
They got just said as a kid because I was like, no, not anymore.
Toysmust, bro.
Yeah, he said, I want to be in a Toys R Us.
Well, I have a kid now.
The longer I'm in there, the more money I spend.
And I'm going to tell you right now, it's still fun in there.
I was an adult and I went in there, the stuffies, like they have an aisle, they had an aisle,
full of stuffed animals, the big ones, the big bears.
Oh, yeah.
Just lay down there.
Oh, man.
RIP to the one in Cerritos.
They said love going there.
There's one in Burbank.
That's gone.
But you can relive that by watching Roof Man.
And if your name is Jeff, Jeff, show them your ID.
Bro, you get a ticket for free.
What?
You know how many name Jeff?
No, but Jeffrey the Draft in Toys R Us.
Oh, wow.
So many Jeff.
So many Jeffs.
Okay.
Now, bad news.
If you're using Zell, there is a new Chase Zell scam.
They're spoofing real bank phone numbers and they're tricking customers into
sending money through fake case verification.
And here's how it works.
So you can stop it.
They're calling and they're texting you numbers
that look exactly like chase branches.
Maybe it'll even pop up on your caller ID.
It won't be the scam likely type of call.
Sometimes they're titled.
They'll quote fake case numbers,
sound professional,
and even transfer you to a supervisor.
Wow.
Then they ask you to confirm a transaction
by sending money to a case number.
It's going to be like, send me two cents or something.
Yeah.
Let me confirm.
once you send it, it's gone.
Like now, now they have full access.
So they're saying that these scams are so real
and even like tech savvy people fall for it.
If something feels off, it probably is.
Always call your bank directly.
Never trust inbound calls.
Do not trust banks that call you.
And I'm sure a bank says like, bro,
sometimes we really call you and you guys don't listen to us.
But now you just can't.
Okay.
You just cannot, you cannot trust them.
Hmm.
I use that all the time for DJing.
That's how I get paid.
Well, just be careful, bro.
Always hang up and call the number.
If you're getting texted or you're getting called,
hang up and call the number on your bank's official website
because maybe you're like, Dan, I know I am overdraft.
I know I did do that one thing I shouldn't have done with my bank account.
Never send money to verify a transaction.
That is not how they verify, bro.
And if they ask you for your pin, they should never be asking you for your name.
Zell and Chase will never ask you to move money for security reasons.
So just be careful out there.
if you get those tech scams.
And it looks, did you attempt, it says Chase Bank, did you attempt $2,500 Zell?
Reply yes or no.
And I'd be like, bro.
I would have sold out of mountain, be like, definitely not.
Definitely not me.
But that will scare you because it would be like, dang, someone's in my account.
Yeah.
Like it's kind of like a scam alert is an actual scam.
They're hitting you up being like, hey, we want you to know something's happening in your account.
All right.
Send us some money so that we know it's real.
And then they're really taking your.
I feel flattered.
You think I have that much in my account?
It's so tough.
That's terrible.
That's like somebody stealing from you
and helping you look for it damn near.
Yes.
It's Friday and it's time to give it full of their flowers
because it is still Hispanic Heritage Month.
We've got a few more days that is okay.
The 15 is around the corner.
And today we are celebrating a Puerto Rican sensation
by the name of Ramon Ayala.
Yeah.
That is the Mexican sensation, Ramona yalla.
I'm talking about daddy junkie gel.
He didn't know.
This guy right here, his name is Ramona yala.
What?
Yeah, it's so random that he...
I know.
Coincidental crazy that his name is the same as Ramona yala.
So he doesn't play the accordion?
No, no, that one does.
But we're not talking about him, all right?
And kids, you may know him from this song.
Oh, my Godo Pekano
Oh, you
Yeah, so of course
It's a be a hit,
but to mount it's a
Pesco
Oh my God, so vibes.
I want you to know,
I was having so much vibes
while I was getting ready for the story.
Good, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so of course,
Despacito was a hit.
Songs like Rompé was a hit.
I got to give you guys my favorite one
because back in the day,
like they were these really cool remixes,
like Crunk Music with People,
and then they got Daddy Yankton
on what they going to do.
Right here.
I'm like, I don't know what the other words were, but like, we hear.
Yeah.
And we crook.
And it's stuck.
I don't know, whatever Cardiopee says.
Shout out Daddy Yankee, man.
He's been through so much.
You know, currently him and his wife are fighting over the name Daddy Jenky.
Yeah.
Daddy Yankee.
Yes, because she was his business partner as well.
They divorced.
and now she's trying to take the naming rights and he's like, bro, that's my name.
He can't go by Ramona Yala, dog.
No.
I know.
It's hard to take it.
He's trying to go to my D.Y.
DiWi.
Yeah, that's what he's doing that.
Yeah, that's what he's been hinting for years.
But he's like, bro, Daddy Yankee is my livelihood.
That's my brand, right?
What is she going to do with that?
Why does she?
Just hold it.
Just hold it.
It's super crazy.
It's super crazy.
But before we even knew him as Daddy Yankee, Puerto Rico almost was like the wife.
and held him back.
Okay?
He dropped this hit.
We all know it.
We all love it.
But according to Looney Tunes, Luni...
Mm-hmm.
For Loney Tunes?
Lunitune.
Puerto Rico did not like the song.
What?
No, no.
To nobody he liked it when it was a song.
No, no.
Yeah, nobody he liked it.
Not only did no one in Puerto Rico like it.
Yeah.
The biggest star at the time, Don Omar.
called Luni and was like, what is this BS?
Check this out.
Look, Luni,
what's the shit of a song?
Ah,
I can't believe.
Like, I can't believe.
What?
You came out with that song.
Wow.
Bruh.
You know, he's like,
if your hometown loves you,
like, you blow up?
Yeah.
Puerto Rico almost, like,
kept that Yankee from being a part of what he is in music.
That's crazy.
The song later found it's,
way into New York and New York really blew it up.
So big a new York for letting us hear a song like Daddy Yankee's gasoline.
Because what would we be without gasoline, y'all?
Electric.
We'd be on E.
E.V.
Yeah.
E.
That sounds like a really good remix.
That sounds like a really good remix.
I want to big up our guy, Ramona Yala, aka Daddy Yankee.
And I appreciate everything he's done for the Puerto Rican scene, for the music scene,
for the Spanish scene.
You know, songs like getting on a record with Justin Bieber.
too like that
Despacito is
out of here
and that is probably
it's a couple decades
since he came
into the scene
and he came in
around the early 2000s
and this dropped
in 2017
so you got to see
like that relevancy
to still make huge hits
is there you know
every baseball player
loves Daddy Yankee
yeah that's the walk-up song
right there
out of here
he's gotta okay
Bobby ah
he's incredible
uh yeah
him and uh Nikki Jam
just like did so much
in like their 30 year career
Right.
So it's like, it's crazy.
Yeah.
Shadniki Jam, it's not about him.
This is about him.
Yeah.
About the Di Ramayala.
And while I do love, while I do love Daddy Yankee as a Spanish musician, a Latino musician,
a Hispanic musician, however you put it, I would just like to tell him, on behalf of the Mexican
community, even though your name is Ramona Yala, you do not, you do not have to remix his songs
because this is Daddy Yankee singing Tras de Amargo Liquor.
Listen.
Like you clavaste in my
Corrasone
These tracos
To pure dristessa
What?
And so my dolor
Dio.
He's so much
He makes the genres
Do all of that
But please not
That's the last thing
Let it
To do what your tokayo has done
His Mexican impression
Is so hilarious
I know
Erro!
All right
Big up to our guy, Daddy Angi.
Congratulations.
He deserve all the flowers.
These are the nominees for the Simp of the week.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip. Sip. Sip. Sip. Sip.
Oh, yeah.
There were a lot of simps to choose from this week, but only one can rame Simprene.
Oh, no.
Is it?
Nominee number one.
Podcaster Theo Vaughan.
He's a really famous guy.
Super funny dude.
Very.
But funny doesn't always win over the girls
Over the past weekend
He was being interviewed by ESPN reporter
Jess Sims during a live segment
On college game day
Okay
She was interviewing him before he was to step forward
And do his picks for the games
So she's trying to like guide him on where to go
But before he leaves
He tries to shoot his shot and hears how it happened
Ready for your second round of picks
So go ahead right up there
I'm already gone? You're already going
See you later? I'll see you again
No, oh, I hope not.
Oh, my gosh.
Embarrassing.
Will I be seeing you again?
Oh, I hope not.
Aw.
And look, it was in front of a full crowd.
Yeah.
Not only was he embarrassed on live stream,
there was literally a bunch of people going with him.
It was on national TV.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, it's a little.
Ready for your second round of picks.
So go ahead right up there.
Oh, I'm already gone.
You're already going.
See you later.
See you again?
No, oh, I hope not.
Oh, my little.
Oh, God.
It's embarrassing enough getting rejected at the club or something.
There's like a bunch of people around,
but like not everybody's paying attention.
No, this year on national TV in front of a live audience.
So it's like a double whammy right there.
Speaking of getting rejected in front of a live audience in America and social media and the internet,
we have to talk about love is blind contestant, Patrick.
He's our nominee number two.
Now, Patrick, Love is Blind is where people sit in different pods and they get to know each other.
think like a party line you got to know by their voice
what they're doing who they are
what gang they're from all that and then you meet them in person
and see if it's like a real deal okay but
with love is blind marriage is on the line like if you meet them
you got to marry him like that's the only way that you guys get to see each other
yeah you have to propose to the girl oh wow
so Patrick had been talking to this girl named Casey
and I don't know why he didn't catch the red flag
when Casey told him that her boyfriend
told her to go on this dating show.
Your boyfriend told you to go on a dating reality TV show?
Yep.
What a weirdo.
I could have gone on it.
That's fucked up.
It was.
But that was like what was important to him.
You didn't leave your boyfriend when he told you that?
No, I didn't.
He just was like, you should go do it.
We'll change your life.
And I'll just be here when you're back.
He then asked, like, did he say the same for this one?
And she's like, yeah.
That he died.
I love
They're walking there
Y'all.
All right.
So then they meet.
They meet.
And she does not seem to fall in love with his looks.
Oh.
Or something because she was telling producers like, hey, I got to get out of here.
He proposes.
They meet each other.
And she's like in the hotel room, like telling him like, I love you.
I just got to go home.
I just don't want to be here anymore.
Like, I want to date you like outside of this.
And so he's gaslit and he's like, oh, yes.
No problem, babe.
We can totally meet back in Denver.
But this is what she was telling producers on the side.
He's not a bad looking guy in any sense.
But he deserves somebody that is so obsessed with him.
She's a manipulator.
Producers asked her and you're not.
And she's like, no, no.
She ends up breaking it off with him.
but it's a weird breakoff because she's all over him.
She jumps on him.
She's macking it on him.
She's telling him how much she loves him,
but then also saying like, you know, but I got to go.
One would assume that maybe she's trying to not make him feel bad.
You know, he's Chinese and Cambodian.
So that was something they talked about in the pods.
Yeah.
And she's like, it doesn't matter to me.
I'm white.
I don't see color.
She couldn't.
For real.
For real.
A fact, she couldn't at that time.
And then they see each other.
And now all of a sudden she wants.
Yeah. She breaks up with him, but still leaves him in confusion.
I'm piecing it all together, is it? Because I'm ugly. Is it because I'm not cool? Is it because I'm too much?
Is it because, you know, is it because she already had a boyfriend? Is it because she wanted to be famous, you know?
Oh, God.
Poor Patrick.
Is it because you should not have proposed to her, Patrick?
Patrick is because she's whack.
That, right?
Point to blame on her. It's not you, bro. But you definitely should have listened when she said her boyfriend told her to do this thing.
And also, it's never a good idea to propose to women that are already in relationships.
That is true.
That is true.
No, you're right about that.
Okay.
So that's our nominee number two.
Nominy number three goes to the streamer by the name of Mel, his boxing trainer, okay?
It's a woman that is incredible at what she does.
But while she was in the gym on stream, training Mel, her boyfriend would not stop blowing her up.
Check this out.
Hello?
Don't ever fucking hang up this phone.
Didn't freaking watch the freaking stream.
You're tripping
You just watch the stream
You really know what his stream
It's built is like
Bro
The boyfriend
Actually the boyfriend is the nominee
Because then he finds out
He's on stream
My bad stream
Tell the stream you got a crazy boyfriend
Tell the stream you got a crazy boyfriend
That was a completely different person
His voice was like
Hey ha ha ha ha
You know just over here playing
Like you better not hang up on me
I'm scared for baby girl
That was extreme
You know
Like that that is alarming for sure.
Oh, for sure.
I'm like,
yeah.
But then later, Mel is for show flirting with her.
You give me a body shot.
I'll give you a back shot.
All right, my fault.
My phone.
Bro, like you're making a word.
Yeah, you're not helping.
For sure.
Okay, so these are our three nominees.
Patrick from Love is Blind, Theo Von,
who shot on live TV and the live streamer's boyfriend or the boxing trainer's boyfriend
who was hitting her up on live stream.
and let's see who wins
Simp of the week.
Your boyfriend told you to go on a dating reality TV show.
Oh my God.
What a weirder.
What I could have gone on it.
That's fucked up.
It was.
Oh, my gosh.
It is.
And she's about to break your heart.
Why don't you see it, Patrick?
Patrick, you win Simp of the Week,
but you can redeem yourself
because I'm pretty sure there's so many girls out there
that want to date you.
Hopefully.
Hopefully you get your own spin-off show
and all that good stuff.
We love you, Patrick.
Yes.
Sending love.
Love your way.
If you hurt us.
You are cool.
It ever makes you feel sad about somebody else going through it?
Like that's what this made me feel like, okay?
Love is Blind Season 9 if you want to watch it on it.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Roberto needs our help.
Really bad.
All right.
Roberto sent us a DM and he said,
Good morning, Brownback.
My name is Roberto, and I need your help.
I've been married for five years to my wife, but I'm in love with her sister.
Sorry.
No, that's perfect.
No, that's who's also been married for a long time, and we both have kids.
Not only that.
Oh, my God.
I'm homies with my Sancha's husband.
Oh, my God.
Sorry.
No, no, no.
Okay, we've been having an affair for a couple years.
And we can't let each other go.
Greg.
Where do you even get this?
Come on.
It fits the vibe right now.
It's a perfect song.
Keep going, baby.
This serious.
It is very serious.
He said, we live in fear every single day
wondering when will be the day that the truth comes out.
We almost got caught not too long ago.
When my wife saw a text come in from her sister to me, and we had to play it off like she accidentally texted me instead of her husband.
Should we just come out with it and be together and break everyone's heart or call it quits and the affair?
What should I do about that?
This is, he's for real.
He is 100%.
I just have a lot of questions.
So do I.
And thankfully, Robert.
Roberto is on the line.
Oh, he is.
When?
Roberto.
Hello, how'stas?
Roberto.
Hey, Rob.
Cool.
What's up, guys?
Good morning, brown bag.
Good morning.
Hi, Roberto.
You're just, I'm in shock right now.
But, like, it's just, hey, this, this happens.
This is real life.
Talk to us.
Put the, put the radio down because we're ahead of it.
We're not delayed.
But talk to us about, I guess, first talk to us about your wife.
How did you meet her?
Do you remember her?
Remember that lady?
Yeah, I remember her.
Okay.
Talk to us about her.
Well, I met her like, I don't know, let's say 10 years ago.
Okay.
And things were good, but then after I got to know her, I mean, she just seems controlling
and, like, always on edge with me.
So we both seeing each other struggling in our relationship, so, like, it led up to, like,
a little flirtation and hanging out.
And then from there just...
Wait, wait, wait.
your wife i'm still talking about your wife okay how you guys have have kids can you just tell me
how many well they're not we're not the kids are not from this from us they're like we blended
family so okay that's fine but is it is it your children or her children preve from previous
relationship both from previous relationships okay okay so you got someone from you have a child and
but it's it's blended that's how you're working it out uh you marry her it's it's all good at first
and now it's just it's turned into a really just
controlling relationship. I'm wondering, do you guys, are you guys affectionate towards each other?
Not like we used to. Yeah. All right. Yeah. It changes. It changes. So a couple years ago, you said,
it's been about two years. A couple years ago, you and your sister and all, I guess, like, how did you guys get close?
Well, I was at the, I went to go visit them at the campground because they'd go camping, like, all the time,
and I went over there to go hang out. And I was saying goodbye to everybody, and she had kissed me. And I'm just,
like what the fuck like I was like oh no cursing huh no cursing no cursing no cursing um by my bad so she had
kiss me and I'm just like like like I just thought like what's going on here like so I messaged her
like hey what was that about and she said uh nothing you're drunk go to bed and so the next so the next
day I hit her up like hey like nah like you never done that before like what's the issue and she just
said well you're like a nice guy you're attractive and um I know I should ever done that and so he didn't
like talked for like three weeks and then
out of nowhere she hit me up and from there
we just been talking
it was on and popping and it's like
okay hold on hold on hold on
I know you're getting to your love story it's a love
story baby just say no
but was her man there
at the campground? Yeah but he's
always like doing his own thing with his
homies he doesn't like I don't know so
were him and his homies there like him and his
homies her family all of that?
Yeah okay
so and
And wifey wasn't there?
No.
Her and the kids stayed back home?
Yes.
So, previous to that, you never thought anything of it?
What I mean, things like of what?
Previous to that camp situation, you never thought like, then, the sister's fine.
Like, dang, I got the wrong sister.
Like, did you ever feel?
Yeah, yeah.
I was like, I was like, like, see what that would be like.
And then I don't know what I thought really happened.
And I was just like, I don't know.
Initially it was a fantasy or something like you just thought about and then it really happened.
So then you said it was on and popping after that.
Yeah.
And like we didn't start doing the thing right away.
Like she wasn't all about it.
She just like, you know, like I can't, we can't, you know.
And it did take about, I don't know, eight months.
And then like from there, like it's a weekly thing now.
Weekly?
Weekly.
Weekly?
Yeah.
Two, three times a week.
Yes.
Damn.
What?
Two three times a week.
And you can't get enough for her.
And she can't get enough for you.
No.
When we have to let go, it's like, damn, we ran out of time.
We got to, like, head out.
Like, we can't be here no more.
Where does this happen?
And you think about her all the time.
Pretty much, yeah.
Like, when I'm working in the morning, we'll block each other.
All day.
Well, it's because they got caught, so they have to block each other.
Yeah.
So we're on our way home from Super Bowl, and I was pretty faded.
And I had my phone plugged into the car play, and the messes popped up.
And she just looked at me.
I was just like, oh, my God.
like what's going to go down and out.
So she called her sister.
Her sister was just like dead silent.
So I'll ask,
ask Roberto.
And so I just said,
you know what?
Like,
she was asking me some questions.
I just told her like,
I don't know anything.
And she just pretty much said,
G.N.
Heart,
hard,
heart, heart.
I said,
I don't know what's up with her.
So we were like going through it that night.
And so I woke up the next morning and my wife's like,
I want you to call her husband and let him know what she did.
And I'm just like,
if we,
I'm just like,
no cursie,
no cursing.
And I was like,
if I get a hold of him, it's going to come out, come out.
So that day it was raining and he works construction.
So he was home and I told her like, look, you need to get his phone.
Like grab his phone.
I'm going to text you.
You text me, make sure it's the right one.
So I text her saying, hey, I don't know what's up with your wife, like this and that, this and that.
And she act like she was him.
Oh, my God.
Grabbed his phone.
I'm so sorry about that.
I don't mean to put our relationship and our problems with you guys.
This won't happen again.
Sorry about that.
Roberto, they have no problems.
I just want to let you know what was going on.
And from there, delete, delete, delete.
And.
So now you guys block each other too.
Okay, that makes sense.
And all of that.
I have a knot in my stomach because of what's happening.
Real quick, I have to ask you, when this happened?
Because you guys are kind of battling right now,
should you get together, should you be together,
or should you break it off?
But if this was the moment where you could have said,
like yeah, it could have ended right there.
Something kept you with your wife and something kept her with her man.
You guys did not choose each other in that moment.
Yeah, it's just because of the lives going down and she, like, her kids are all from him.
And I don't know, just, I know it would have break up a lot of families.
And the way she feels towards that family already, she really doesn't like them.
And I know it's going to be very bad.
So we just, she don't like him.
He don't like his wife.
They already, he already knows all of that.
that but it could go wrong like low-key maybe custody stuff low-key uh maybe maybe things of that nature
you know so or like somebody like i don't know somebody like somebody can get hurt i don't know just
oh my good oh okay it's a situation where like like it doesn't like happen to everybody but it's like
it's a story like i told her like this is like wild like like there's some people that know like
that know about her situation like her bestie some of my
My real good cousins, and that's my, and her mom.
Oh, her mom?
Her mom?
Her mom knows.
Your suegra?
Yeah.
Swagra.
She's going to stay your suegra, though, I guess, right?
Yeah.
Well, how is your suagra with you and her and her other daughter, your wife?
No, well, they don't get along at all.
Like, she don't get along with their parents.
Like, she just, she's like, she wants to cut everybody out of her.
her life.
Your wife?
Yeah.
Okay.
So.
And like, so like she had mentioned some things that really happened.
Uh-huh.
But I'm thinking like, how does she know that happened?
But she's just guessing.
Like, I know women are like very detectives and stuff like that.
Yeah, we are intuition.
She's naming all these things and it really did happen.
But I'm just like, I'm like, you're crazy.
Like I don't know what it's.
Like little clues.
Wow.
You're crazy.
Like, hey, it's weird that like something, your truck is different or it's weird that you
It smells like this.
It took you this long to get home and you're just like, oh my gosh, she's so good.
She's so good at what she does.
All right.
Did any of you guys have questions you?
Yes.
Roberto, I wanted to know, does part of you think that there's just like so much attraction and thrill and butterflies just because it's an affair?
And if you guys actually get together, it won't necessarily work out like it is right now?
I think it would work out.
There might be a little bumps in the road, but like we already, like, we, we, we, we, we, we, we,
planning some stuff out to like eventually leave them yes I hope it's not murdering anybody I know
no no I never want to spend the rest of my I can't listen to brown bag in there that's right
well actually you can't actually actually I can't actually but but definitely stay off that path
yeah oh yeah also uh Roberto do you um ever like wonder it's like okay we we get together
are you now going to have worry about if she
She gets home.
It takes her a little bit longer to get home, you know, or she's not texting back as fast.
Like, you'll have that.
I'm worried about another sister with the roberto.
Yeah.
You know, like, having that insecurity to be like, well, like, we both left someone for each other.
However you got them, you lose them.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, I figure, like, the reason we're in our situation is because they put us in this situation.
They?
You put yourself in that situation.
So, so.
Hey, Drake, relax.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I guess he's mentioning like the stuff he's missing at home she gives him and the stuff
she's missing at home he gives her but did you ever try to tell your wife like hey I need
this from you or hey this is wrong because I get it you can say like he put she pushed you
there but also like has there been attempts to get her to like be what you need your wife
yes but she's like when it comes in the room she's lame like I just
just no. And what does his sister do?
Stop. Stop, Ray. Above and beyond.
Roberto is very satisfied right now.
Okay, Roberta, I wanted to go back with the suegra. So how did she find that? Like, who told her?
Or she called you guys? No, she just noticed her daughter was acting a lot different. And she asked
what was going on. And she asked me, can I tell her? I was like, well, if you believe that,
she's not going to tell anybody. And so on this day, she said nothing. And she doesn't like bother us.
nothing but she knows that we haven't let go.
Whoa.
All right.
All right, Roberto, we're going to go to calls, bro.
Is there anything you want to add?
Like, you want to, I guess, talk to us about how close your kids are or, like, talk to us.
Like, you know, you're in a blended family, so you have a child from previous relationship.
Your wife has a child from a previous relationship.
It, lo-key seems if you guys were to divorce, there would be, like, your child goes to you,
her biological child goes with her.
But then it might get messy with, like, lo-key, her kids.
You know, there's still.
still cousins, everybody's still in that.
Like, I have you guys talked about the child situation.
Yeah, we have.
And I just told her, like, you know, like, your nieces are probably going to hate you and your nephews.
Like, they're going to think different of you.
Like, you might be cut off.
I really don't care.
My kids will come with me no matter what.
They love me.
Like, in the honest truth, like, they don't really care for her.
Like, they're like, oh, she's me.
Your wife.
She's very, yeah, she's very controlling.
And I'm just like to the point where I'm ready, I'm checked out.
She is, too, but she's not.
She has the kids, you know.
She has a lot more to deal with than I do.
I can just sign the paperwork and move on without my day.
Like, I'm good.
But on her end, it might be different.
And maybe, yeah, it's going to be a lot different.
My worry is that you're ready for something that I don't know that she's ready for.
My worry is that.
I just told her, like, if I go do my own thing, they don't expect me to, like, I'm going to test the waters out there.
Like, I'm not going to just sit around.
You told the sister.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I have a lot of worries.
Hey,
818,
I thank you for being open and vulnerable.
Yes, thank you.
It's a little,
it's a little her reckon because, you know,
I don't know,
somebody could be listening and recognize the voice,
but.
I don't know,
does your wife only speak Spanish or something
or are you in another state?
They're straight white.
They're straight white.
Oh, okay, okay.
So they're trying to see who's getting the roses right now.
They're not,
they're not shaking in over here.
All right.
Yeah, I'm glad I started listening.
you guys though like it was only been like four months because when big boy left power 106 i'm like
like i went with him and then i was just working one morning and listened to your radio station
and the run that really connecting with you guys was uh concrete and i was like what he's on the radio
station and from that day i've been listening to you guys every single morning like i don't
like 630 my radio's on and they don't turn off until you guys are done oh i i love you so much
the best and yeah appreciate it thank you guys for reaching out and accepting our thing and
we'll see what you're in our house yeah
That's a pretty wild.
Like, you know, I was just listening one day
and now I want to tell you how I'm sleeping with my wife's sister.
I love it.
I love the vulnerability.
Shout out for Concrete.
Look at the, look at the audience.
You're bringing us, so, Greco.
Yeah, thank you, Concrete.
Hurry up and come back.
All right, he's on tour, you know.
But he wants to know what he should do about it.
We have Andrea.
Andrea in Boyo Heights.
Andrea, what about Andrea?
Good morning.
Good morning, Brombe.
Hi, Andrea.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Well, I'm going to just say what we're all thinking here.
A ver.
And I think his whole situation is just one weird.
Very weird.
Wow.
But how?
She's married and has been up a sister.
Yeah.
It is weird.
It's a case of la Vida Real.
It happens.
Yeah.
It's real life.
The life novella.
I understand.
That novel, exactly.
But, I mean, what's in all of the respect,
I think he should just really let go of the married sister,
let her be, let her have her life.
And honestly, if you want to get with the sister after that,
get with the sister.
But at the end of the day,
she was already trying to dip out, leave that family alone.
So I think it's just good ridden for both parts.
If he wants to go ahead
Be with a sister afterwards
He could be with the sister
But just a weird situation
Let the married sister go
Let him live and I think
Just let them heal
Yeah
There we go
Thank you
Okay thank you
Tell me
It's a lot
All right
All right
Let's go to Cindy
Cindy in La Pente
Cindy we have our guy Robert
Robert hit us up
He is in love
with his wife's sister.
They've been hooking up behind their partner's backs because she's also married for about two
years and they see each other every week.
He cannot get enough of her.
They know they all have kids, but he said, you know what, she's worth it to me.
His question to us is, should he divorce his wife and get with the sister knowing that
it would break up the whole family?
Or should he break it off with the sister?
Knowing that, dang, like he's going to be thinking about her all the time, knowing he's going
to see her.
at family parties and stuff all the time.
Cindy and La Pente, what's up?
What would you tell Roberto?
First of all, good morning.
Hi.
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday, Cindy.
Lozert.
Good morning.
I'm in the car with our kids and we're like,
Hi, kids.
Oh, don't ever do this.
No.
Perfect timing.
Look at your siblings.
No, Roberto.
What were you thinking?
Man, there's so many girls out there,
and I feel that this is way to close.
to home. I kind of feel like she's living out some type of fantasy. She's not willing to leave her
man. She obviously proved that to you. So this isn't love. And it's kind of really messed up what
you're doing to the sister. There's girl code. And we don't do anything like that, right? You got to
make sure. That's right. Lust over love. Yes. And there's so many people in between, you know,
and she literally, he needs to come clean, let it go. I mean, look, en Piazama, and I said it earlier.
They deserve each other, but honestly, they're taking down a lot of people with them.
Yeah, that's going to be tough for everybody.
Yeah, it's for sure going to split in.
You know, this has happened.
This is not the first time, not the last time.
It's currently happening with different people that they do put that risk factor of,
is it okay to break up this family.
You know, he did mention that his own wife is so controlling and doesn't talk to their mom,
so they don't have a great relationship.
So he's looking at the upside of like, this won't be so bad, you know?
What would you say to that?
He's looking for an excuse to make it right.
That's what he's doing.
Yeah, he knows it's not right.
And the swaggerna, too, that's wrong.
I mean, at the end of the day, you got to be a mother before you're a woman,
and she's not doing her daughter.
She's doing her daughter real wrong.
Yeah.
The wife's daughter, the one that's his wife.
Exactly.
Like, you know, she should have made it known that it was wrong.
Sin embargo le's tapeau.
And that's foul.
Yeah.
I mean, man, you can forget it, forgive it, let it go.
Next.
The sister, I mean, hopefully down the line they'll be able to mence their relationship.
I mean, she's not going to trust her.
But your mom?
Come on.
Look at your, you have two, like, you have two kids back there?
Mm-mm, girl, I got four.
Four of them?
Boys and girls?
Are you looking at them?
Like, this will never happen here.
What's up kids?
You know what?
You're our daily dose of drama in the morning.
We love brown guys.
I love this for you.
Oh, I'll give you guys back.
Don't you ever do this.
or else your mom will not have your back, okay, kids?
She'll snitch.
Oh, no.
Thank you so much, Mamasita.
You guys have a good day at school, at work.
Bye, bye, bye, bye.
Oh, bye.
Hold on the line.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, wow.
You know, you heard her.
So cute.
Little cute pies.
You're listening to this.
And but that's, loki, there's kids that are going to be involved in this.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Mauricio, Mauricio, Manahe.
Maricio, I think we do need a guy's perspective on this.
Mauricio, Robert's been hitting us up.
He fell in love with his wife's sister.
Is that Chingle-Blink?
Yes, it is.
Oh, my goodness.
Jingle-Bling, we got to talk, Chingle-Bling.
Mauricio, he wants to know if he should break it off with this girl that he's madly in love with
and try to just live his life, living in this house with this wife that he hates.
No, God.
So tough.
It's the demonio,
this, signora.
Or should he break it off with his wife
and everything's peachy clean
and everything's amazing,
sunshine, roses, and daisies?
Mauricio and Anaheim,
what would you tell, Robert?
Check it out.
This is what I think.
I don't think he needs dating advice.
I think he's going to need witness protection after this.
Oh, my God.
But, hey, all jokes aside,
like, I feel like he's going to do it,
and everybody's telling him not to do it.
I think he just needs to figure out.
Maybe he's confusing excitement with connection.
100%.
He has to figure out why he's checked out in the first place.
Because he's talking crap on the wife,
how are you talking crap on the wife and go date to his sister, you know?
You're saying to the same person?
Apparently, no, they're completely different,
and one is way better in the room.
Oh, yeah, way better.
That's his reason.
Different in there.
Different experiences.
One went to the kickbacks, the other one didn't.
I don't know.
But, yeah, all I'm saying,
just pick wisely, I guess.
Pick wisely.
He's being his homie, bro.
He's being his homie.
He's being his homie.
We needed the guy's perspective.
He needs to figure.
I've been on both sides.
Now with the sister,
now with the sister.
Wes?
Nothing for the family,
but I've cheated before
and I've been cheated on.
Right.
And you've had to figure out
if it's an issue you actually have
with your partner or is it like or is it that you really like this person or it's just a thrill
stuff like that huh pretty much i mean he's gonna think about more more still he's gonna he's gonna
have awkward family dinners yeah i don't think he cares they're on the right side of the family
to him his wife don't get along with her mom but his sister sancho sister-in-law sancho
she does get along with the mom so he would probably be better like in his brain
Yeah.
They're on the side of the good.
I was about to say that because the mom doesn't care.
The swag guy doesn't care.
So he's going to be like, it's okay to do this.
Thank you, Maurizio.
Thank you for calling in.
I know it's a lot.
Yeah.
Ryan, Ryan and Long Beach.
Ryan, go with it, Ryan.
Good morning, Brown, Bear.
What's up, Ryan?
Ryan, we're going through it.
We're going through with our guy, Robert.
But he would like to know our opinion and your opinion and see, look,
I have been hooking up with my wife's sister for about a couple years,
and I can't get enough for her.
I really like she does everything that I want and more wife on the other hand is just like my
ball and change she just holds me back controlling controlling all of that should me and my sister
my sister-in-law yeah that's your sister-in-law should me and my sister-in-law get what yeah get with each
other and leave the family behind or should I try to break up with this sister-santia in-law
and Sancha's sister-in-law and make it right with my
wife.
Nah, I think this was tripping.
I think that he's just in love with the lust.
He's not in love with the sister or the wife.
I think he, like, he didn't have any redeeming qualities to say about the Sancho either, right?
So she was just close by.
No, she's like, like she can do it from the back side to side.
He likes it all.
All of that.
From the window to the wall, she can do it.
Oh, besides that?
There's a million women out there that could do the same thing.
in your five-mile radius.
Is that the local Latinas?
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
Hey, whatever, you know, he likes the white girls apparently,
but I think the other thing, like, option C is just get divorced and, like, go far away
from that family because they're all toxic.
Yeah. That's true.
At the end of the day, the sister wasn't trying to leave the man anyway.
So, like, you're going to try to have this idea of riding off in the sunset.
that I'd like to hear from the sister.
Right.
Right.
About her situation.
It seems like he's ready to go.
The car is out waiting outside for them to go and she's just staying in the house.
Thank you so much for calling in, Ryan.
I appreciate you.
All right.
Roberto, I asked for you to get back on the line because I had a question, Roberto.
What, Roberto?
So you're hearing everybody kind of say like you're choosing lust over love, bro.
I'm sure that you've had that combo with yourself too.
Like, is this, is this?
Um, is this just, well, I thought, go ahead.
I'm sorry.
No, go ahead, go ahead.
I was saying, uh, Lus is like when you meet up and just want to do that and then, like,
leave.
We hang out and don't even do things.
Like, we might kiss a little bit.
It's like her company.
Yeah, her company, her company, her love, the affection, like, it's all there.
It's not like, we just, oh, let's hook up.
And then after we hook up, we bounce.
So, like, no, we're like, there's sometimes we hang out, like, for a period, like,
hours of time, and cuddle, watch TV, maybe have a, have a drink.
Yeah.
You know, like that's your person.
That you feel like that's your person.
So you seriously want to have a whole relationship with this person, like a full-on relationship.
Yes, that's what he's telling us, Greg.
He vans to her.
Like I told her the situation sucks because I wish I would have met you years ago.
But at the same time, like, she's put through her situation.
I'm put through my situation.
So at the end of the day, we felt that we both meet, like, it could have been somebody out in this home world.
Like you said, there's millions of girls in this world.
You know what?
It was her.
There's also millions of girls that are very toxic and guys that are toxic too.
Just like the DJ and...
You.
What?
Don't be talking.
He's the same dog with a different ear.
That's all it is.
You're just like him, he said, Robert.
Greg,
come on.
Robert said you're just like him.
Yes, you're not.
You're not...
No, Greg, he says, look at your future, dog.
The path you're going, this is like scared straight.
The path you're going, you're going to sleep with sisters, bro.
You're going to be a sunshine-in-law.
All right.
Robert, wait, wait, hold on, Robert.
I don't want to get off.
you pause. I still want to stick to your story. Robert, you have kids from a previous relationship.
Were you married there too? No. Okay. It was just a girlfriend. Yes. And that didn't work out.
No. Okay. And your wife now doesn't work out. So I'm wondering if you're in a committed
relationship, maybe that doesn't work out for you. Maybe you like it because it's not committed
because you can't, you don't have to see her 24-7. You know, situations change. You don't have to deal with
her problems. You don't have to deal with her bills. You don't have to deal with her issues because
you guys see each other only on the good side. You know? Yeah. You don't care. You don't care.
Is it possible for you to just dip off your wife? That's it and not expect anything from
the sister? Or do you need her to also leave her man? That's up to her. And like I said,
if she doesn't, then I'm not going to like stick around and wait forever.
for her. Like, it'll be like, it's either a yes or no. And if it's a no, I respect it 100% because
you've been in that situation for years and I'm not going to come and take it away, even though
any slip up can take anything away, can take more than just a relationship away. But like, I don't
know. I always tell her, like, whatever you decide, like, if she decides to stay with him, like,
I will always have love for her. Like, I'm not saying, like, I'll stay in love with her for the rest of
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brother.
All right.
So, bro, everyone's looking at you like a POS.
Like, you're the bad guy.
And you know this.
You're kind of signed up for it.
Like, I know I'm going to be the bad guy in the store.
I'm going to be the villain, all of that.
So I guess you're ready for that.
You don't, you've thought about the kids situation.
You know that it might be a little bit tricky with your Sancha sister-in-law and her nieces because of your current wife.
So her kids, you know that part.
Like, so you kind of like have done all.
the things. You do not mind if the world
looks at you like a bad guy, right?
No, you know, I always
been a bad guy. So it's like
my sisters and my mom, they know, like,
they know that I'm just, ever since
high school, like I've just been, I don't know.
Like she, like no one understands you?
Maniacal.
Maniac.
Roberto, have you thought about like
what that combo is going to be like
when you tell the kids that
you're being promoted from uncle to
stepdad?
Yeah, I don't know.
It's a little weird situation.
I know it would be like, damn, like, I wouldn't expect nobody to call anybody different names or anything.
Just keep it the same.
But, yeah, they, I don't know.
It's weird.
How old are they?
Papa.
How old are they?
Which ones?
There's so many kids in here.
Ages from 19 to 9.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Well, yeah, it's huge.
All right.
Roberto.
So we've talked about your wife
and we've talked about your sister-in-law, Sancha.
But we haven't talked about your brother-in-law
and this situation.
We know that her, him and your sister-in-law,
they don't have the best relationship.
He just cares about hanging out with his homies.
Now, you did mention if this situation goes down,
we do have to, like, we've got to wonder,
like, should, will it be bad on his end, all right?
So I'm wondering, like, I guess it's more about that.
Are you ready to, like, have that type of,
of a confrontation or protect your family or your girl or how how is that part looking?
Because it seems like you don't mind washing your hands with the wife because you like you're
over her.
But it feel like he might be the issue.
Well, I mean like if like you say if we get caught or like he finds out or is it.
Like if you're going to leave for her.
If you guys are going to be together, what's going to happen there with him?
Oh like like like he's like hey, what's going on here?
Why do you guys end up looking up?
No.
No, like if you end up with her like you got, don't you guys want to.
end up together?
Yeah.
Okay, so now what's like, what's that stuff with him?
I don't know.
There's something that we'll just have to figure out as the time goes.
I mean.
Do you think it?
Okay.
He hasn't thought it through.
I guess how would you guys, like in the plan, if all, if all goes according to
Roberto's master plan, all right?
And you get with your sister-in-law.
How is it going to play out with him?
Is it you guys leave one day?
Is it you guys confront him and be like, hey,
we're together, get over it?
Or do you guys even keep that a secret?
Maybe she leaves him and doesn't say why?
And then you guys, like, what's your plan?
Yeah, to pretty much divorce them and go our way.
Uh-huh.
Like, we already talked about, like, I told her, like,
I don't want you just to, like, up and leave him.
I need you, like, sit down and tell him, like,
how you feel towards him and that, like, your feelings are not there for him no more.
Yeah.
Like, you don't have that.
So he knows there's no chance.
Yeah.
But that's not, like, guaranteed.
That's their plan.
That's the plan.
It's not your place.
It's not Greg's plan.
It's Robert's plan.
He's just delusional.
They're going to get divorced lay low for about six months and spend the block and be like, oh, we just met.
I'm a coffee shop.
Yeah, like, oh my God, we found each other.
We found love and hopeless place.
Yeah, I don't go over there and hang out no more because, one, she won't let me, the wife.
Okay, good.
Good.
And two, I can't.
I don't want to, like, go have drinks.
I just can't be that guy.
You can't.
You can't be his homie.
All of a sudden you have everybody.
He feels a little guilty.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Because he said, like, so, like, he'll invite me, hey, let's go to the bar.
I'm like, like, I can't, dog, like, I'm busy.
I'm working, you know?
Sorry, brother, sleeping with your wife.
I'm busy with your wife.
You said that?
They're white.
Is he white, too?
Not that it matters, but he's not.
No.
Hey, how come he's just having, like, said, screw it, just get caught.
Salé with your hair.
Because, uh, likes the wrist on that.
He likes it.
You know, we need to hear someone that actually has experience in this.
So we're going to go to Destiny.
Thank you for answering all the questions.
Robert, if anything, you are definitely letting us into your story, okay?
Destiny and La Pente, Destiny, talk to us, Destiny.
You've been hearing Robert, you've been hearing his story.
He's in love with his sister-in-law, wants to break it off with his wife and ride into the sunset with his sister-in-law.
She's also married, also has kids.
So that's kind of just going to be their little, he's got a little obstacle in the way.
Destiny and La Pente.
You said that this has happened in your family?
Yes, good morning. How are you guys?
Hi, just to me.
I'm over here whispering because I'm in my Suegras house and I don't want her to know the tea.
Oh, spill it.
I know, but I have to call him because I hear Roberto and I'm like, dude, that man is not sure.
He's ready to go create chaos and he's not really going to live the chaos.
Like, he's the outside person that can easily leave any time and just mess with the whole family, like, reputation type of thing, you know?
It's so crazy.
So here's basically what happened in my family.
I had two of my Dias, their sisters.
One of them had a husband, and then they were together for some time.
They even had two children together and who are my cousins.
And then next to you know, like the guy leaves my Diyah and then goes and marries my other Dia.
Wow.
And so there was too much drama because of,
was too much drama and it became this big scandal in the family.
They moved to a whole different city so that they don't have to deal with the like the whole
thing.
They're like running from it, right?
They stayed when I was like, what, like maybe eight years old.
So they left and they're still together.
But every time we do like family functions or somebody gets sick or something happens,
guess what?
Either one Tia shows up or the other doesn't or and then the guy is just like they're like
nothing, literally.
And then it's so crazy because we just had a family function.
And I saw, like, the husband who created, again, this whole chaos because you're enabling these women to behave in a certain way and it's not okay.
And especially if you know that they're not strong enough to be like, all right, I don't want to be with you.
You know, like, get out of the damn drama.
So then we were in this family function.
And this guy looks so unhappy with, like, my Tia.
I'm like, why are you sitting up with this?
And now they have kids who are.
are now having to ask, wait, how is that my sister and also like my D at the same time?
Like my cousin.
How is that my sister and my cousin?
My sister cousin.
Well, baby, you've got to go ask your daddy and your mama.
That's what you got to do.
And that's what happens.
That's real life.
Yeah.
That's real life.
And these questions go on to the kids and their identity and they try to figure it out for
themselves.
It's the ramifications of something like this go on and on.
It's a trickle effect.
but I'm wondering if he just divorces his wife
maybe he will then be open to other things
don't expect anything from her let her show you
let her show you that she's for you yeah by like you just
play your cards like hey I'm divorced my wife because even if it wasn't you
I'm not happy true so then explore the options date
maybe you might find that one and that does the things that she does
and then some and then is your person and keeps you company and all of that so that you might
just be able to explore.
If you see her also make those moves, then maybe she's giving you the sign like she's
giving you the effort.
Yeah.
No, you got to go out there, test the waters and stuff.
You never know.
Like the sister, you know, the wife, they might have a cousin out there.
You think it's one of those.
It doesn't have to be family.
No, I know.
Yeah, it can be something else.
No, you got to, yeah, somewhere, something completely different.
You don't have to ruin another family.
And I guess what ends up happening and you might not, and I'm talking to you, Roberto now too,
it might not even be who is cool, like, with it while you guys are breaking up or if the mom's on your side,
Rob, or if that, or you got it figured out, you're going to see it happen more.
Like, let's say, unfortunately, the mom passes away.
The funerals are going to be crazy.
You know, does you, do you and your girl go?
Does your ex-wife go?
Like, it's going to get really tough in those moments.
And it's just really going to affect her kids too.
It's going to be, it's going to be a lot in the dark times.
Like, we're thinking about the happy times.
We're going to be finally free.
And, you know, and yeah, there'll be drama.
But, like, what if some, what if your wife gets sick, you know?
And she's not your wife anymore, but that's your new.
girl's sister.
You know, she's,
there's going to be so many moments
that you really have to realize,
like, am I up for it in the hard
times too?
You know, Rob?
Akishtas, I have you on the line,
fool.
Roberto.
He's going through it.
He's thinking.
You feel me, Rob?
What up?
He's just,
he doesn't care.
Sorry, I was starting
on my Sanchez Instagram.
I'm sorry, I was talking to her.
Oh, my God.
Does she know?
No, I was playing.
Wait, but does she know
that you're calling? Like that you, that you did this?
We did this.
No, you're right. She's the one that initiated all this.
Like, she's the one that kissed you first and all that stuff.
No, no, no. We did this. The message.
Oh, okay. Yeah, we did this, yeah.
She was with you and the message.
She was, yes.
So she wants to.
I know, it was such great grammar.
Oh, my God. No. I, Rob.
Rod twist.
Would she talk to us?
No.
What?
You guys are evil.
What?
No, there are.
They are as a couple.
Robert and they want to tell him story.
They're lost.
They're not lost.
All right.
They just need to get it off their chest.
That's it.
Get what?
They're just horrid.
The guilt.
Get each other off their chest.
No.
The passion.
No.
Get his face off her chest.
That's what he needs to do.
You think it's just the thrill that like they have the partners and then once he's single, that's it?
No, because he already had a thing for her before, like fantasizing.
Yeah.
Then she, then homegirl came and is like,
I love you, but I'm drunk.
I think the best thing, Rob, you can do on what everybody's been telling you on the calls,
and if I answer another call, they're going to say the same thing,
is that regardless of what you do with this, sin veruenza,
give your wife the favor.
Do your wife the favor and leave her?
Yeah.
Do your wife to favor so that she can have a chance to find her person.
Mm-hmm.
And just, you know you're not her person.
Mm-hmm.
Just hope it's not your brother.
Well, does he have brothers?
Just get caught.
That's it.
No, don't.
You don't want her anyway.
He doesn't want her.
He doesn't want her the wife anymore.
He doesn't care.
He clearly doesn't care if he wasn't paying attention to us.
So just get caught.
Robert, break up with Shirley, Robert.
Break up with her.
Yeah, all right.
See, he doesn't care.
Why is he so high?
We don't know if sure.
I didn't know.
I know.
Break it all with Shirley, okay?
Stop chasing the box, my friend.
Just do it.
just go all in just go all out get caught you're just doing a like like right now you're messing up both
you're going to do that but give your wife the chance to have her life right now you're not you're not
doing that she's probably all antennas up intuition going all of that yeah she's stressing give her
that chance man sometimes they just want to hear confirmation robbers sometimes you and baby girl
just wanted to hear you and and um Caroline you and Caroline you and Caroline you and Karen
line just stay together leave shirley give shirley the boot so that she can find somebody else that will
fit in it all right not gonna have it he's gonna take whatever he whatever he wants to do he's just gonna do it
but no they wanted confirmation that they should be together they wanted that you should be together
be with the be with the sister-in-law that's how you want to play it give your wife the chance man yeah
give her the chance all right and and i and we would just hope robert that karma don't hit you and
your wife ends up with his, her husband.
Then that'll be the,
dun dun dun-d-d-d-dun-tun.
Partner swap.
My wife ends up with her husband?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
How about that?
He's going to be singing.
I told her that.
I was like, what if they ended up?
I was like, that'd be some shit.
Hey, no cursing.
Would that make you jealous?
No.
Oh, he's over.
If you thought you loved hip-hop.
Oh, my goodness gracious.
You're never going to listen to songs like two shorts,
50 cents or Nelly's the same again because of AI what's happening Greg
AI that's going around right now it's really viral people are making two short
song 50 cents song like you were saying a lot of hip-hop songs into 1950s versions
so like you know do-wop groups were popular back then a lot of like oldies yeah
I'm gonna play the original of two shorts blow the whistle just so you could get a
refresh remember about it I go on it on can't understand how I last so long
I must have superpowers
Rap 225,000 hours
Being in the clubs with that one right there
Yeah
Imagine the clubs in the 1950s
They're probably sounding like this
I go on
Can't understand how I last so long
Oh that's tight
I must have superpowers
Rap to fog in 5,000 hours
Get it
I like it
Yeah
He meant too he remembers the days
He remembers the time
Remember the days
Oh yeah
This next one I want to show you hot in here by Nelly
I need you to get up on a dance road
Get that man what he's asking for
Because I feel like busting loose
Let's slow it down
And get really hot in here
Because I feel like buster loose
And I feel like touching you
And can nobody stop to choose
So baby tell me what's the use
Of getting hot in here
So hot
So big on your
I think it was illegal back then and take out your clothes.
Yeah, yeah.
You got to do the twist to that one.
Yeah, that's why.
Come, baby.
I don't know what I thought it was really good.
Okay.
Shaggy, it wasn't me.
It wasn't me?
It wasn't me.
So this is a rich girl.
All right.
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed.
Creeping with a girl next door.
Classic, right?
Classic.
Let's make it more classic with this one.
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed.
Hand it
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this
people
Wow that's great
I like it
It wasn't me
Who wasn't seen on the fly
It wasn't me
You like this huh
Is your vibe?
It's totally your vibe
Yeah shout to the homies right there
Yeah
I knew it
He used to spin the original
He used to press it in vinyl
He's got the vinyl
That's not me
That's so mean
These are great AI
A blend
You like
You like
You need more of
that in our life. Thank you so much, Greg.
All right, before we get into the mix with DJ,
Eman, he's going to take us back to these
house party days with the Brown Bank morning house
party. We need your
spooky joke that's better than Vick's
joke. Eman, what did you think of Victor's
joke of the ghost? It was pretty good.
Yeah, right? Nobody. Nobody.
All right, let's go to Jasmine
in Long Beach. What's that, Jasmine?
Hello, hello, good
morning. Jasmine, you're already
laughing and I love it. Jasmine.
All you got to do is beat Vicks
a spooky joke.
What is yours?
So what is a vampire's
favorite Halloween candy?
A vampire's
What?
What is it?
A sucker.
That's cute.
Yeah.
That's what Greg
Ashram fig too.
All right.
Soledad in downtown.
Hi.
Hello.
Good morning.
Hi.
Soledda.
Soledad, you got to be a Vick's spooky joke.
What's yours?
Well, I'm very bad with jokes, especially English jokes.
But what did one ghost say to the other ghost?
What?
Get a life.
Maha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Get alive.
She's so cute.
She's so cute.
All right, Adrian and Fontana.
Why did the skeleton start a band?
Why?
Because you wanted to play some bones shaking music.
Oh, you're cute.
Oh, that's cute.
Tell me.
Anybody have a tomato?
Stop.
You guys are just jerks.
It's hard to tell a joke.
It is.
Right?
Not everybody's concrete.
Jay, Jay in Long Beach.
Jay.
Yes, sir.
I'm a girl.
Jay.
I'm a girl.
May.
Talk.
Jay,
maybe that's your joke.
Jay,
tell us your spooky joke.
What kind of music
do bubbles hate?
Bubbles?
Bubbles?
From Power Pop girls?
What?
Pop.
Terrible.
The next,
next please.
Tomato.
We're giving it to Jasmine.
Jasmine, congratulations,
Jasmine.
That's scary.
To the rest of it.
You did great.
You did great.
Congratulations,
Mamasita.
To the rest of you,
don't ever say that joke
ever getting into life.
Stop it.
That was a little.
That was funny too.
So that was funny too. So that don't hang up, baby girl.
All right. DJ E. Man.
Yes.
Save us, brother.
How does a ghost introduce his wife?
How?
This is my boo.
Wow.
That's a good one.
I'm back morning's house party.
Happy Friday.
Let's go y'all.
Brown Bag morning's house party with DJ E.man.
I did something last night I've never done before.
Oh.
Okay.
Crazy's.
Use two hands.
What?
9.4 a.m. That's so weird. You're like my little brother. Gross.
What's going to beat you up? What?
What?
Why did that come to mind? I know.
What made you go with that?
I know, right? Dude. Thank you, Vic. Thank you.
Greg, show yourself out, dog. Just show yourself out. You should, you know better.
Ground back mornings. Good morning. That was so weird. I did something that I've never done before last night.
I hosted a Salvadoran gala.
Wow!
That's cool.
Salaf, you know, Salaf is an educational fund for children to go to college and things of that nature.
And they help out.
And Jocelyn Duarte, she's been here before.
Like, look, you know, when the ice raids were happening, she came in and gave at least her take on things.
You know, she definitely does the work within our,
immigrant communities and she's
gone door to door to help people get
resources and stuff and Salaf helps
with that too so they were celebrating their 30 years
and they invited me to host and what's crazy is
I'm half Salvi I'm half Mexican
and I always feel never good enough for either side
like I don't mean to get emotional right now but I have people like
that'll sometimes comment that are Mexican like she's not Rasa
and stuff like that and it's unfortunate because like I
I love my Mexican side so much on my Tios Tias my dad
we were raised more Mexican, if anything.
And then I feel bad when I'm around the Salvadorian community
because I do feel like, damn, am I being fake?
Because I'm not as hip to that side of who I am as I would like to be.
You know, my mom's Salvadorian, but they fled the war when she came in,
which was 14, and she assimilated.
And so even like her accent is not like a salvi accent,
unless she's talking to somebody else's salvi.
So I've always kind of been caught in this in-between of like,
one side doesn't want nothing to do with me,
but I love it so much.
And the other side, I feel like, dang,
I don't feel like I've earned their appreciation,
but they gave me that honor to be able to host their gala last night.
You know, their fundraising to continue helping kids get into different colleges
that are with the background of either Central American, Salvadorian,
things of that nature.
And they're also giving money to, raising funds for,
I don't know if you guys heard this story,
but it was a mom and her daughter.
She was about to go into her senior year in high school
and they got deported.
I believe they got deported to Guatemala
and then the mom passed away over there.
So they're trying to get raised money to help her out.
But it's all good causes and it was so cool to be there
and be embraced by myself beside.
And it was cool like just being a part of it
and I had my mom go and my Tiawa.
So they were like really like proud.
Yeah.
And they're like, look cute, we've never seen you really do what you do.
Yeah.
Like, but it was really cool for them to do that.
So it was a special moment last night.
Yeah, I get it because it's like, like you said, like it's mostly, you're mostly doing
stuff for the Rasa on all the Mexican side.
So it's like to do the other side and then bring your mom and your Tia.
Yeah.
That's super special.
And then Al-a-a-a-a-a-boots everywhere.
Oh, that's cool.
But it was really tight.
And shout out to Jose, the comedian.
Jose.
Oh, yeah.
He was there too.
He's hilarious.
He's hilarious, right?
He's my guy right there.
But yeah, it was really cool.
And just so we're clear, Greg, I did use two hands.
I did to hold the microphone.
Okay.
Oh, really?
On stage.
All right.
Yes.
I used both.
I was very, I don't know.
Proper.
Yeah, super proper.
I just wanted to get it right because I felt like I got earned love.
You go on.
You know.
Lucky guess, Greg.
Yes.
Lucky guess for you.
Okay.
Stop asking about the others.
All right.
And you're going to get into the chismation.
More like the spooky vibe, Letty.
Okay.
Okay.
We're going to get into spooky chisme.
Yes.
We got to guess the celebrity, right?
Yes, I have one for you.
And again, it is Halloween theme.
So this one is scary.
Okay, try to guess the voice with us.
Who does this belong to?
When I'm not on stage, I'm exploring my connection to the supernatural.
Anybody that knows me and knows I love staying in a super haunted house.
I think I know.
When I'm not on stage, so this is a musical artist.
Yeah, there you go.
There's one more.
There's another one.
There's another second clip.
Energy.
Spirit, ghost, demon, whatever's in here.
How's it going?
I'm going to do a ghost box session.
You can use this to tell me your name.
Brough.
To me, that sounds like Paris Hilton, but it is not.
No, what?
Sounds almost like a Kardashian too.
But I know it's not.
Stage.
Is it Lady Gaga?
No, but this artist likes to go ghost hunting.
Well, yeah.
And you were hearing me.
Yeah, she has her own show.
Oh, she has her own show.
Yeah.
Is it Kelly Clarkson?
No.
Who is it?
Keshah.
Keshah?
Yeah.
What show was Keshaw?
Yeah.
She's doing Hela ghost hunting because when she's not on stage.
Yeah.
Bro, you mean like 365 days?
When I'm not on stage, I'm exploring my connection to the supernatural.
Anybody that knows me.
What?
That's a trip.
Yeah, no, she has the show.
Like, I mean, it didn't go far, but she had a show.
Oh, she had a show.
Conjuring.
Yeah.
sounds about right for Kesha
to go chase ghosts.
Oh yeah, yeah, she has a thing for that.
All right.
Remember when Kesha used to wake up feeling like P. Diddy?
Yeah, and she had teams that line after?
She's like, what does that mean?
Not anymore.
That didn't each well.
She said, welcome in the morning saying F.
Diddy.
Yeah.
Hey, Jose was in the hallway.
What?
Randomly visiting.
Yeah.
I'm just here.
Dropping off bupousas.
Our Salvi,
homie, comedian, Jose.
I was just telling the crew that we were at the
gala last night the Salvadorian one.
So much fun.
And I'm, I'm Havisso.
It was really cool to get embraced by everybody.
I brought my mom and my Tia to watch me host.
And Jose took my lines on stage.
Wait, what do you read?
Go, go, go, go.
Okay, so I was supposed to introduce her.
They messed up her, like, line.
I thought I was starting from that line.
So I just kept reading.
He just said, hi, I'm letti, Panica.
No way.
And I realized, oh, wait, this is her line.
And I'm trying to look for her intro.
Just come up here, Latina.
You do it.
Embairly.
Yeah.
The most influential Latina on the radio.
Yeah.
That was really kind of.
That's what you called yourself?
Jose.
You're such a good time and it was so cool.
Like he met my mom and my Tia and my husband.
And it was really cool to see what Sallev's doing and just be a part of it.
Celebrating Salvi excellence.
That was amazing to see.
It's cool.
And there were a lot of Mexican.
is there, so don't let them make you think we don't get along.
That was so interesting.
I said, Los Mexicans, it was like louder than her.
It was louder than the Southies in the, really?
Yeah, I don't know.
It became a politician.
Was there a soccer game on?
Yeah, no.
It was crazy.
But you have a show going on this Sunday that's super special.
Tell us.
This Sunday, the comedy stores, we're doing the comedy store in Spanish, which is normally
not done.
The comedy is known for, you know, hosting English comedy.
Some of the biggest legends have done that stage.
And for the first time, a group of Latino
comedians are going to have a full-on show in
Español at the comedy store.
Wow.
Can people still get tickets?
Because I know these types of things sell out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get your tickets today.
I invite your mom.
Yeah.
I know my mom's like, Miha, it's my dream to see him.
I'm like, mom.
He's not huanga, mom.
You're right to me.
But please make my mom's dream.
Her lifelong dream was a life-long dream.
She's my special insight.
Yeah.
She loves the Ross videos.
sure a lot of people do usually well it's it's a skit that's gone viral that you've done you go into ross or
ikea and you talk like a salvi couple i got to do one today but bama ha power i've got to
i'm just my yes all right uh but where can people get tickets uh or can we follow you on instagram go to the
comedy store website and look for this sunday october 12 uh at seven o'clock okay in the main room
in the main room yeah yeah it's a historical moment really if you're latino
come in support.
If we sell out, we show them that Latino is a powerhouse in common.
And we can be the full lineup and really sell it out.
It's not just have the token Latino comedian.
It's to have them all be there and all in Spanish.
And shout out to Daniel and Francisco for inviting me.
They're the producers and comedian of the show.
Awesome.
Representing.
I like your stand-up, dude, because I'm Mexican,
but you put it together where selfies and Mexicans get it together in your stand-up.
De so it's a trap.
I don't even know what he said.
That's what it's all about.
On stage he was talking about how when they came from El Salvador,
his dad brought them to Compton for a better life, right?
Oh, that's where you live right now?
That's where I grew up in Compton.
La Cidad de la Paz.
Yeah, La Pazte.
Yeah, La Pazte.
Let's go.
Check out my guy, Jose.
And then the Instagram is H-O-O-Z-A-Y.
All right, check him out.
Stay here because we're going to do Cheeseman with Angie.
Angie, there's some chishmatian going on.
Yeah.
It's a spooky.
one too. It is, you guys. It is with
Eric Estrada. You guys
might know him from Chips, but I know him
from Those Mujeres
Un Camillo.
So he was talking about when he used
to be in the show called
American Adventures and it was pretty much
where he would travel across the world, take
people on adventures, show them like what
they can do on vacation, right? So he
ends up like in the south of France. He stays
in this really nice hotel
by the ocean. And so
So him and the crew decide to go horseback riding and capture see what's going on, right?
Mm-hmm.
So he's riding on the horse.
He falls off the horse, lands on a tree stump on his back.
But he's like, he gets up and he's like, oh, I'm not hurt.
So he keeps, you know, riding the horse.
Okay.
Later that night, he starts getting really bad back pain.
And like he's having trouble breathing.
A doctor actually comes and he checks him up.
And it's like, hey, you actually have a broken rib.
Like, nothing hurt.
Wow.
And he's like, no, I didn't feel it.
But Eric was mad because the doctor told him like, okay, you're going to have to be in bed rest for a couple of days.
And Eric was mad.
And he's like, I can't because tomorrow I have to film.
Like, we have to do a show, right?
So he goes to bed and he's still in pain.
And any little movement, he's saying like it just hurts really bad.
But then in the middle of the night, he wakes up.
And I look over and I see a woman standing by the window.
She had long dark hair
And wearing like a half cap
And she's dressed in white
And she was just like looking out the window
He was just staring out
Okay
Dude so he's confused
He's like what is in a castle in France
Pretty much
And he's on bed rest because back hurts
And now he's seeing visions of a woman
Yeah
In a nurse outfit?
In a nurse
Well he's saying like it's just a woman dressed him all white
Dark black hair right
He's all confused
and then all of a sudden, like, he's trying to see what's going on,
but then he gets, like, really bad pain again,
and he's having trouble breathing.
And then next thing you know, that ghost approaches him.
This woman that was by the window is now over me.
Just looking down at me, she seems like a huge giant to me.
And she's looking down at me.
And then she takes her right hand and puts it on the side of my rib cage.
And then takes her left hand and puts it over my ribcage.
my eyes and she's looking at me.
Then I hear, don't worry,
you're going to be fine.
Uh-uh.
Sounds you hear before you die, please.
That's a freaky ghost right there.
No, chill out.
No.
So that was it.
That's all he remembers, right?
The next day he wakes up and he goes to the crew and he's like,
you guys guess what happened to me?
And so he starts telling them and they're like, well, how's your back?
And he's like, honestly, like the pain went away.
Like, I feel fine.
Uh-uh.
But the crew's not believing him.
He's telling them, I saw.
this goes, all this what?
You have a broken rib.
How is you okay after that?
And so this lady that actually works there at the hotel approaches him.
And he's like, oh, you know what?
I overheard your story.
I'm sorry, but can I show you a couple of pictures of some nuns?
So when I'm looking at the pictures, I see one that catches my attention.
I said, the woman that was in the room.
And she says, well, that is Sister Marguerite.
And she proceeds to tell me, this hotel was used for hospital.
stays for people during World War II.
Wow.
Why can't I get the healing ghosts?
I always get the demons.
Levantate leticia.
Yeah, yes.
And I'm like, all right, husband, I'll go.
I never heard of the friendliest ghost besides Casper.
Yeah, and apparently, like, she's been, like, she's been seen by other people, too,
that are usually, like, in pain or something's hurting.
Can I have to link to this where this, this?
This French castle, south of France.
Greg, there's no happy endings of there.
That's what it seems like she's covering my eyes.
I'm like, stop.
I want to go.
Stop.
You play too much.
I wonder if they charge for her service.
Probably not that service.
You know how medical bills are really like a lot?
This girl can fix ribs?
Yeah.
No copay?
No copay?
No shirt.
Blue at them won't cover that.
All right.
Thank you for that, Angie.
I'm all.
She's mission. You said you had a scary story, bro?
Yeah. So growing up in Compton, it was a big house, right? So a lot of people lived in that house.
It's a mazolden, where people from Oswe were come and lived there.
Hold on. You lived in a mansion in Compton?
No, a mazone, a mansion.
What's my son? It's like a hostel almost, right? Like the opposite of a mansion.
So there were so many people that lived there and there was only one bathroom.
So everybody had their own toilet paper room.
So if you went to the bathroom
You take your toilet paper
So I went in that day
And I forgot my toilet paper
So I walked in and had a lock with the noise
So like if you unlocked it
You could hear it right
That's how we knew people were coming out of the bathroom
And so I locked it when I got in
I went in and I realized
Oh I didn't bring my toilet paper
When I thought about it
I heard the lock unlock from the inside
Like in with you
Yeah so like you have to be on the inside
to unlock it.
And I heard the noise and I froze.
And when I froze, I felt the hand coming down my back.
Just like grabbing me, right?
And so I was like frozen.
Yeah, like that, like that.
And so I stood there like, what just happened?
I turned around, walked out.
And my cousin was coming, like she was going towards the bathroom.
She saw me.
She's like, why do you look like you just saw a ghost?
I'm like, I don't know what happened right now.
I must have been pale.
Right.
It was crazy.
You get those wolves.
That was another.
What?
What?
That was another freaky ghost too.
He was running around his back in the restroom.
Oh, my God.
My pants were still on.
All right.
There's your chisholmation.
Spooky ghost stories.
Jose, thank you so much for hanging out with us for this.
Again, Comedy Store this Sunday.
Get your tickets at thecomitistore.com.
It's going to be so fun.
Full, all-Spanish lineup.
You're going to do amazing.
Bring your Diaz, your moms, your moms, your,
your uncles.
All of them.
All of family.
We need to laugh right now.
That's right.
Vic,
talk to me.
Talk to me, Vic.
Look,
Drake's lawsuit versus UMG
was dismissed by a judge,
which is yet another L for Drizzi
in this Kendrick battle.
Shout to that Latina batty.
Yes, Judge Vargas.
Oh, really?
That's funny.
That's the first thing I thought of.
I'm like, ooh,
got swerved by a Latina.
I guess Spanish girls don't love him
like Aventura.
Oh.
That's a great bar.
of his lyrics.
You know, so Drake's lawyers, you know, they launched a lawsuit back in January and they accused
UMG of launching a campaign to create a viral hit out of Not Like Us.
And it also had a false factual allegation that Drake is a criminal PDF file, right?
So basically it was like, okay, did they do this on purpose?
Was this like conspiring?
And they were this what they're alleging.
But Judge Vargas-
They were saying that he's in contract, like he's in negotiations with the label.
so they are trying to make his value lower and popularity lower
so that in these talks they can ask for a lower number because he's Drake
and so that because of that they propelled not like us.
It's a crazy theory.
I'm following it.
I'm like, okay, they propelled not like us, made it popular
because it wasn't popular on its own.
It had to be bought it up.
And in that song, there's allegations and they're saying,
you guys knew what Kendrick was saying and you didn't stop it from happening and you should have good thing yes basically that and um she also said that uh the judge vargas said that listeners would not expect accurate factual reporting from a distrack so she's like why are you expecting anything of this to be facts when this is distracks and she even pointed out that drake himself had said you know a lot of things uh including that kendrick lamar supposedly a domestic abuser and then also that supposedly a domestic abuser and then also that supposed to be facts and then also that
supposedly a Kendrick Lamar's son is not biologically his.
Yeah. And she even referenced the Taylor made freestyle when he's like,
you asked him to basically call you the PDF file.
Right. And that freestyle, which is no longer available, I believe.
Yeah.
He mentions things like, oh, what do you? Let me guess. What are you going to do?
You're going to say, I like young girls.
Yes.
And then she's like, say, Drake.
Yeah.
So essentially she was saying the things that I found were that you two were mudslinging.
Mm-hmm.
And anybody listening to it could know what,
a disc track and they could, even if they only heard his, they saw this other stuff he was
throwing around and wouldn't really decide like this is what it was. But before all of that
though, Vic, because now we're getting into the song itself is on trial. And that wasn't what it's
supposed to be. It's supposed to be UMG's doings. Like he's trying to say UMG, you propelled it,
you pushed it. And so she found like, no, it didn't work out like that. They pushed it the same way
they would push your music.
Yeah.
And even when they dismissed it,
UMG was like,
yeah,
we're still gonna continue
to push your music too,
Drake.
Yeah,
literally.
Because it's still on the label.
Yeah,
exactly.
And then they also,
you know,
one of her,
one of her statements was like,
they had nothing to do
with the inception of the song.
Like they didn't help,
like UMG didn't help create it.
Right.
All they did was publish it.
As they would.
As they would with anybody,
you know?
So, yeah,
it was basically dismissed.
But Drake's team does plan to appeal.
So,
you know,
we'll see if that goes.
But I'm,
just begging and pleading with Drake.
Just take this L and move on.
Leave it in 2025.
It was supposed to be left in 2024.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
And now it's like dragged on to 2025.
It's, you know, it's October by now.
Just close out the year.
Just drop your ice man out.
That's what I was saying.
It's his birthday month.
Let it be petty.
He needs a win.
October's very own.
He can do whatever he wants.
He needs a win in October.
Yeah.
He has to look somewhere else because he's not going to get it here.
But yes, I also wanted to talk to you guys about Cardi B's Op.
All right.
Bia.
She dropped a brand new album titled.
Bianca, and since she got dissed on Cardi's album, you know, on song Pretty and Petty,
we were waiting to see if she would disc Cardi back.
So she has a song titled Plus 44 where she mentions Cardi B's boyfriend.
You guys, listen to this.
I'm really putting my best on.
Can you dig it like Stefan?
Swipe.
Grand new bag, I need this.
Mantrault dark and handsome send that white like Idris.
So she mentioned Stefan Diggs in the bar, which was interesting because it's like,
okay, out of all the people in the world
you could have named.
Yeah.
Why does it have to be Siffon Diggs?
Which also, if she wanted to just keep that cadence and like the digging.
The rhyme scheme.
Yeah, the rhyme scheme.
Diggs has a brother named Trayvon.
Oh.
Which would fit right in.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
She could have just named Trayvon Diggs.
For show intentional.
And it wasn't a straight out disc which makes it look even worse.
Yes.
Because why are you saying my man's name?
Yeah.
At all.
Like, why do you mean?
And it's not even in a disc way.
Like, it's literally like she's digging like Stefan.
Yeah.
It's like, why are you saying?
I know all the football players in the world.
Yes.
And he has a brother.
You said my man's name.
Yes.
So I think that's strike one.
All right.
She has three strikes on this album to me.
Oh, three?
She has three strikes.
That's one.
All right.
The next one is she kind of tried to make her own version of Cardi B's I
like that with sampling another Latina legend, Shakira.
Okay.
Just how Cardi B sampled Celia Cruz on the I like that.
So this is Bia's song the hard way.
All right, listen to this.
That's not, that's not Bia.
No, this is the hook.
This is Becky G.
But yeah, so she sampled that.
To me, it kind of's like giving me I like it like that vibes.
I wouldn't go far as to say that.
I do think everyone's doing that.
Yeah.
Because then Wild Thoughts is doing that.
Like, Estella's done that.
Like, it's, what's the one with Siza?
Cizza has a record with DJ Khalid.
Oh, uh, it was a.
Oh, uh, uh, I'll, I'll, uh,
The outcast one.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So everyone's kind of going off of like those records that we love.
Yes.
To me this was like, okay, you're sampling a Latina legend.
It's like kind of like there's horns in this.
I'm like, I can kind of.
Party gang.
Yeah, I'm party gang too, but I'm not going to go so far as to say that.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
But I do wonder, Shakira being somebody that Cardi B talked to when she was getting cheated on with offset.
You're right.
Like, Shakira was like, I mean, Cardi was like, I hit up Shakira about like, how did she deal with it with her and her men.
And so, like, this is a confidant.
Like, I don't know.
Shakira, did you clear the sample?
I don't know.
See, look, I'm going to mark that down as another strike for me, right there, just for that.
Okay, okay, okay.
And the third strike is she closed out her album by using a rant from Cardi B's biggest op, Nikki Minaj.
Listen to this.
Y'all got you a destiny to be intimidated by a bad mother queen and get your motherfucker
villain's hurt.
But it's all my.
So to me, it's like, that was the very end of her album.
the last words, the last anything on her album on the song called Triflin.
So I'm like, why would you do that knowing that you're beefing with Cardi B?
What do you mean why?
Yeah, we know it about it.
Yeah, of course.
So that's why I'm like, that Strike 3 right there.
Yeah.
No, she for sure is getting, she's going to juice it.
Cardi diss her.
She's going to be like, I'm going to drop my album too.
I'm like eyes and ears are listening that maybe wouldn't.
Yeah.
To this album, right?
It just is more troubling to me because it's an album titled Beyond.
And you're supposed to tell us about yourself.
Yeah, I thought that was...
Unless your identity is Cardiana.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah.
And Cardi actually commented yesterday and was like,
hey, I was going to drop this video for Pretty and Petty,
which is the diss song towards Bia.
But she was, yeah, she was like, but I might not.
You're already helping her, Cardi.
Like, not to lie, you're, you've been the biggest boost to her career.
You're like the Drake Stimmy package for her career.
No, for sure.
Beaving with you is put up her stock.
name of them. I don't know. I don't know how this is going to work out. But yes, that
Shakir's song. Do we love it?
Play, play Bia's part. You only play Beckie's. All right.
You necessitas. He wants a body baby on the float a rap laisla. The crown's
heavy on me cabisita. He asked me if I'm
I'm not mad at that. Yeah. Her part's fire. I'm not mad at. I like Becky G's
part better. My favorite thing about
Bia's album is Becky G. That's crazy. All right. Thank you for that. Victorino.
Yeah, that's it.
We're going to see some more back and forth.
I just hope you guys make it out of each other's shadows, both of you, like you guys.
Just don't know each other.
Do like we do with our Tias that we're here.
Just like, they're not even there at the party.
Yeah, just say hi and just walk away.
Thank you, Vic.
And keep it here.
