Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 576 The Partner Swap: Family Edition 🤯 | Brown Bag Mornings (10/10/25)

Episode Date: October 10, 2025

This week, the Homie Helpline dives deep into a chaotic situation as Roberto debates blowing up his marriage and multiple families for his sister-in-law, leading the hosts to wonder if a "partner swap..." is really worth all that collateral damage. Plus, the crew runs through all the biggest hip-hop beefs, including Drake’s dismissed lawsuit and a breakdown of Bia's Cardi B disses, alongside celebrating Jose's Salvadorian heritage and checking out some seriously strange AI remixes turning Nelly's "Hot in Here" into an oldies track.[Edited by @iamdyre]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown bag, the better. Come on. That's right, 10. 10. We made it to Friday. We made it to Friday. It's 10, 10.
Starting point is 00:00:13 We got some special birthdays. Shout out to the Gabbinator, Gavin Nusa. Happy birthday to you. Shout out to the prettiest Mexican-American I ever did see Mario Lopez. Happy birthday to you. Yeah. Your dimples too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:30 Shout out to Fav. Happy birthday, Fav. It's Brett Farr's birthday. It's a legend. And in here, it's somebody's birthday. Our guy. Fern! Yes.
Starting point is 00:00:43 Furn! You never got tickets on Pyrr 106. Our promotions director, his name is Fern, and lucky he's been here since Pyrr 106 was a little baby. And he's taking care of it and he's nurtured it. And he's made sure that we've had the best prizes and been able to send you guys on some cool, cool adventures.
Starting point is 00:01:01 So big up to friend. We love you, friend. Yes, we love you so much. Hope you wearing a birthday flannel today. And it's also Josecitos' birthday. Jose. Jose.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Somewhere in your life, there's a Jose whose birthday is today, okay? In our life, it's our video editor responsible for all of our social media reels, all of that, like YouTube videos,
Starting point is 00:01:25 all of that good stuff. Right, Jose? Say yes. There you go. Aw, you cutie pie. If you have a shirt under that sweater? Yes or no? It's your birthday.
Starting point is 00:01:34 You're not supposed to. You don't have to. No, stop it because he will definitely do that. Shout out to Jose. Greg, I'm going to go around. For people who know, Jose, say something nice about him that people... Jose is actually a really good editor. All right.
Starting point is 00:01:49 We're being honest. We're being honest. Say something nice and honest. He is. Like, he could do editing really fast. What? He don't even believe you. What?
Starting point is 00:01:59 He could do a video. Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. Talk to us about this. Jose is honest. Jose is a girl's boy, a boy's girl. Wait.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Wait, what? No, okay. It's because I always remember when he did like our period basket and like he made her like us, the girls here, like we had her pants. If we had like tea. Yeah, she's very thoughtful. He's very thoughtful. He's super thoughtful.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Never had a girlfriend but somehow knows how to like what the girl, what a girl was. Yes, he did. What a girl needs. He took her to Olive Garden. He had a girlfriend. He took her to Olive Garden all the time. Wow. Yeah, unlimited breadsticks for her.
Starting point is 00:02:32 But it gave him bubble goods. All right. Big, do you have something to say about Jose our video editor? Jose is actually hilarious. I think he could, like, write for a sitcom one day. He's really, really funny. An X-rated one.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Yes. Oh, yeah, absolutely. And Jose is also very bougie. He loves air wine. Yeah. He is boozy. Oh, he loves, like, luxury stuff. Yeah, MCM wallet.
Starting point is 00:02:55 He'll just randomly be wearing, like, Burberry socks. He's like, what are they? Randall. Look at him. It's going to blow his cover. We love you, Jose. We love you. Say something nice about Jose, Latif?
Starting point is 00:03:05 I just did. That's my little thing. He's a little bougie. My little heroin buddy over there. Yeah. Okay. When the strawberries cut, one strawberry cost 20 books, Jose's right there. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Jose knows so much about agriculture. Yes. He does. You're right. He does. His family does. His family does. I know there was like this thing that, the story that I had about how there were people
Starting point is 00:03:27 in trucks going to different. Like is it is it's where they they pick a lot of fruit right? Oh like crops? Yeah they were going and they were putting it in the back of the truck so that they can resell it right and all of that and he oh he told me to dead that story. Why? Because they hadn't caught who did it. Oh but it happened a while ago. Reportedly allegedly. Jose, happy for the right price. You too can have 50 cent avocados, right?
Starting point is 00:03:58 And he'll also correct you if you're saying you're saying you're. eating a fruit and you say it's one he'll say it's oh yeah it's like yeah nectarine mandarin yeah peach and apricot all of that he's like nervous i was trying to eat a melon in piece he's like that's a can of lope and i'm like whoa whoa chill out bro it takes somebody he knows his fruits i know yeah but don't call him fruity okay yeah all right happy birthday stomach mon moot all right i got bad news for you if you like to use zelle that's coming up. But first, good news, if your name is Jeff. My name's Jeff. If your name is Jeff. So annoying. You can actually go see a movie for
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Starting point is 00:05:06 So this new movie that's out today, you can go to an Alamo Draft House movie theater. There's one in Los Angeles. I checked. Show them your ID at the box office and you will get a free ticket to see roofman. This is great marketing.
Starting point is 00:05:20 It is. It is. And it seems like it was maybe even strategic from beforehand, like, oh, let's make this character's name Jeff. Oh, for sure. And so just to play off of it, even if I would,
Starting point is 00:05:30 Like my name was Jeff and I, my name was Jeff. And I didn't go to Alamo Draft House. I would still want to see the movie. Because I'm like, he's accepting, he's embracing the Jeffs. Yeah. This movie looks really funny too. We could all use a good laugh. The synopsis is after escaping from prison, former soldier and professional thief,
Starting point is 00:05:48 Jeffrey Manchester finds a hideout inside a Toys R Us. So you're just going to have to see what that entails. And I thought those things were closed down to. That's my dream right there, getting trapped in a Toys R Us. Do you know how many times I thought about that as a kid? Yeah. They got just said as a kid because I was like, no, not anymore. Toysmust, bro.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Yeah, he said, I want to be in a Toys R Us. Well, I have a kid now. The longer I'm in there, the more money I spend. And I'm going to tell you right now, it's still fun in there. I was an adult and I went in there, the stuffies, like they have an aisle, they had an aisle, full of stuffed animals, the big ones, the big bears. Oh, yeah. Just lay down there.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Oh, man. RIP to the one in Cerritos. They said love going there. There's one in Burbank. That's gone. But you can relive that by watching Roof Man. And if your name is Jeff, Jeff, show them your ID. Bro, you get a ticket for free.
Starting point is 00:06:38 What? You know how many name Jeff? No, but Jeffrey the Draft in Toys R Us. Oh, wow. So many Jeff. So many Jeffs. Okay. Now, bad news.
Starting point is 00:06:49 If you're using Zell, there is a new Chase Zell scam. They're spoofing real bank phone numbers and they're tricking customers into sending money through fake case verification. And here's how it works. So you can stop it. They're calling and they're texting you numbers that look exactly like chase branches. Maybe it'll even pop up on your caller ID.
Starting point is 00:07:13 It won't be the scam likely type of call. Sometimes they're titled. They'll quote fake case numbers, sound professional, and even transfer you to a supervisor. Wow. Then they ask you to confirm a transaction by sending money to a case number.
Starting point is 00:07:25 It's going to be like, send me two cents or something. Yeah. Let me confirm. once you send it, it's gone. Like now, now they have full access. So they're saying that these scams are so real and even like tech savvy people fall for it. If something feels off, it probably is.
Starting point is 00:07:43 Always call your bank directly. Never trust inbound calls. Do not trust banks that call you. And I'm sure a bank says like, bro, sometimes we really call you and you guys don't listen to us. But now you just can't. Okay. You just cannot, you cannot trust them.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Hmm. I use that all the time for DJing. That's how I get paid. Well, just be careful, bro. Always hang up and call the number. If you're getting texted or you're getting called, hang up and call the number on your bank's official website because maybe you're like, Dan, I know I am overdraft.
Starting point is 00:08:11 I know I did do that one thing I shouldn't have done with my bank account. Never send money to verify a transaction. That is not how they verify, bro. And if they ask you for your pin, they should never be asking you for your name. Zell and Chase will never ask you to move money for security reasons. So just be careful out there. if you get those tech scams. And it looks, did you attempt, it says Chase Bank, did you attempt $2,500 Zell?
Starting point is 00:08:36 Reply yes or no. And I'd be like, bro. I would have sold out of mountain, be like, definitely not. Definitely not me. But that will scare you because it would be like, dang, someone's in my account. Yeah. Like it's kind of like a scam alert is an actual scam. They're hitting you up being like, hey, we want you to know something's happening in your account.
Starting point is 00:08:54 All right. Send us some money so that we know it's real. And then they're really taking your. I feel flattered. You think I have that much in my account? It's so tough. That's terrible. That's like somebody stealing from you
Starting point is 00:09:04 and helping you look for it damn near. Yes. It's Friday and it's time to give it full of their flowers because it is still Hispanic Heritage Month. We've got a few more days that is okay. The 15 is around the corner. And today we are celebrating a Puerto Rican sensation by the name of Ramon Ayala.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Yeah. That is the Mexican sensation, Ramona yalla. I'm talking about daddy junkie gel. He didn't know. This guy right here, his name is Ramona yala. What? Yeah, it's so random that he... I know.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Coincidental crazy that his name is the same as Ramona yala. So he doesn't play the accordion? No, no, that one does. But we're not talking about him, all right? And kids, you may know him from this song. Oh, my Godo Pekano Oh, you Yeah, so of course
Starting point is 00:10:03 It's a be a hit, but to mount it's a Pesco Oh my God, so vibes. I want you to know, I was having so much vibes while I was getting ready for the story. Good, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Okay, so of course, Despacito was a hit. Songs like Rompé was a hit. I got to give you guys my favorite one because back in the day, like they were these really cool remixes, like Crunk Music with People, and then they got Daddy Yankton
Starting point is 00:10:29 on what they going to do. Right here. I'm like, I don't know what the other words were, but like, we hear. Yeah. And we crook. And it's stuck. I don't know, whatever Cardiopee says. Shout out Daddy Yankee, man.
Starting point is 00:11:00 He's been through so much. You know, currently him and his wife are fighting over the name Daddy Jenky. Yeah. Daddy Yankee. Yes, because she was his business partner as well. They divorced. and now she's trying to take the naming rights and he's like, bro, that's my name. He can't go by Ramona Yala, dog.
Starting point is 00:11:16 No. I know. It's hard to take it. He's trying to go to my D.Y. DiWi. Yeah, that's what he's doing that. Yeah, that's what he's been hinting for years. But he's like, bro, Daddy Yankee is my livelihood.
Starting point is 00:11:26 That's my brand, right? What is she going to do with that? Why does she? Just hold it. Just hold it. It's super crazy. It's super crazy. But before we even knew him as Daddy Yankee, Puerto Rico almost was like the wife.
Starting point is 00:11:40 and held him back. Okay? He dropped this hit. We all know it. We all love it. But according to Looney Tunes, Luni... Mm-hmm. For Loney Tunes?
Starting point is 00:12:01 Lunitune. Puerto Rico did not like the song. What? No, no. To nobody he liked it when it was a song. No, no. Yeah, nobody he liked it. Not only did no one in Puerto Rico like it.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Yeah. The biggest star at the time, Don Omar. called Luni and was like, what is this BS? Check this out. Look, Luni, what's the shit of a song? Ah, I can't believe.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Like, I can't believe. What? You came out with that song. Wow. Bruh. You know, he's like, if your hometown loves you, like, you blow up?
Starting point is 00:12:42 Yeah. Puerto Rico almost, like, kept that Yankee from being a part of what he is in music. That's crazy. The song later found it's, way into New York and New York really blew it up. So big a new York for letting us hear a song like Daddy Yankee's gasoline. Because what would we be without gasoline, y'all?
Starting point is 00:12:59 Electric. We'd be on E. E.V. Yeah. E. That sounds like a really good remix. That sounds like a really good remix. I want to big up our guy, Ramona Yala, aka Daddy Yankee.
Starting point is 00:13:11 And I appreciate everything he's done for the Puerto Rican scene, for the music scene, for the Spanish scene. You know, songs like getting on a record with Justin Bieber. too like that Despacito is out of here and that is probably it's a couple decades
Starting point is 00:13:25 since he came into the scene and he came in around the early 2000s and this dropped in 2017 so you got to see like that relevancy
Starting point is 00:13:33 to still make huge hits is there you know every baseball player loves Daddy Yankee yeah that's the walk-up song right there out of here he's gotta okay
Starting point is 00:13:40 Bobby ah he's incredible uh yeah him and uh Nikki Jam just like did so much in like their 30 year career Right. So it's like, it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:13:51 Yeah. Shadniki Jam, it's not about him. This is about him. Yeah. About the Di Ramayala. And while I do love, while I do love Daddy Yankee as a Spanish musician, a Latino musician, a Hispanic musician, however you put it, I would just like to tell him, on behalf of the Mexican community, even though your name is Ramona Yala, you do not, you do not have to remix his songs
Starting point is 00:14:12 because this is Daddy Yankee singing Tras de Amargo Liquor. Listen. Like you clavaste in my Corrasone These tracos To pure dristessa What? And so my dolor
Starting point is 00:14:31 Dio. He's so much He makes the genres Do all of that But please not That's the last thing Let it To do what your tokayo has done
Starting point is 00:14:47 His Mexican impression Is so hilarious I know Erro! All right Big up to our guy, Daddy Angi. Congratulations. He deserve all the flowers.
Starting point is 00:14:58 These are the nominees for the Simp of the week. Sip. Sip. Sip. Sip. Sip. Sip. Sip. Oh, yeah. There were a lot of simps to choose from this week, but only one can rame Simprene. Oh, no. Is it?
Starting point is 00:15:16 Nominee number one. Podcaster Theo Vaughan. He's a really famous guy. Super funny dude. Very. But funny doesn't always win over the girls Over the past weekend He was being interviewed by ESPN reporter
Starting point is 00:15:30 Jess Sims during a live segment On college game day Okay She was interviewing him before he was to step forward And do his picks for the games So she's trying to like guide him on where to go But before he leaves He tries to shoot his shot and hears how it happened
Starting point is 00:15:47 Ready for your second round of picks So go ahead right up there I'm already gone? You're already going See you later? I'll see you again No, oh, I hope not. Oh, my gosh. Embarrassing. Will I be seeing you again?
Starting point is 00:15:58 Oh, I hope not. Aw. And look, it was in front of a full crowd. Yeah. Not only was he embarrassed on live stream, there was literally a bunch of people going with him. It was on national TV. Yes.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Oh, my God. Oh, it's a little. Ready for your second round of picks. So go ahead right up there. Oh, I'm already gone. You're already going. See you later. See you again?
Starting point is 00:16:17 No, oh, I hope not. Oh, my little. Oh, God. It's embarrassing enough getting rejected at the club or something. There's like a bunch of people around, but like not everybody's paying attention. No, this year on national TV in front of a live audience. So it's like a double whammy right there.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Speaking of getting rejected in front of a live audience in America and social media and the internet, we have to talk about love is blind contestant, Patrick. He's our nominee number two. Now, Patrick, Love is Blind is where people sit in different pods and they get to know each other. think like a party line you got to know by their voice what they're doing who they are what gang they're from all that and then you meet them in person and see if it's like a real deal okay but
Starting point is 00:17:01 with love is blind marriage is on the line like if you meet them you got to marry him like that's the only way that you guys get to see each other yeah you have to propose to the girl oh wow so Patrick had been talking to this girl named Casey and I don't know why he didn't catch the red flag when Casey told him that her boyfriend told her to go on this dating show. Your boyfriend told you to go on a dating reality TV show?
Starting point is 00:17:26 Yep. What a weirdo. I could have gone on it. That's fucked up. It was. But that was like what was important to him. You didn't leave your boyfriend when he told you that? No, I didn't.
Starting point is 00:17:37 He just was like, you should go do it. We'll change your life. And I'll just be here when you're back. He then asked, like, did he say the same for this one? And she's like, yeah. That he died. I love They're walking there
Starting point is 00:17:52 Y'all. All right. So then they meet. They meet. And she does not seem to fall in love with his looks. Oh. Or something because she was telling producers like, hey, I got to get out of here. He proposes.
Starting point is 00:18:08 They meet each other. And she's like in the hotel room, like telling him like, I love you. I just got to go home. I just don't want to be here anymore. Like, I want to date you like outside of this. And so he's gaslit and he's like, oh, yes. No problem, babe. We can totally meet back in Denver.
Starting point is 00:18:23 But this is what she was telling producers on the side. He's not a bad looking guy in any sense. But he deserves somebody that is so obsessed with him. She's a manipulator. Producers asked her and you're not. And she's like, no, no. She ends up breaking it off with him. but it's a weird breakoff because she's all over him.
Starting point is 00:18:49 She jumps on him. She's macking it on him. She's telling him how much she loves him, but then also saying like, you know, but I got to go. One would assume that maybe she's trying to not make him feel bad. You know, he's Chinese and Cambodian. So that was something they talked about in the pods. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:04 And she's like, it doesn't matter to me. I'm white. I don't see color. She couldn't. For real. For real. A fact, she couldn't at that time. And then they see each other.
Starting point is 00:19:15 And now all of a sudden she wants. Yeah. She breaks up with him, but still leaves him in confusion. I'm piecing it all together, is it? Because I'm ugly. Is it because I'm not cool? Is it because I'm too much? Is it because, you know, is it because she already had a boyfriend? Is it because she wanted to be famous, you know? Oh, God. Poor Patrick. Is it because you should not have proposed to her, Patrick? Patrick is because she's whack.
Starting point is 00:19:38 That, right? Point to blame on her. It's not you, bro. But you definitely should have listened when she said her boyfriend told her to do this thing. And also, it's never a good idea to propose to women that are already in relationships. That is true. That is true. No, you're right about that. Okay. So that's our nominee number two.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Nominy number three goes to the streamer by the name of Mel, his boxing trainer, okay? It's a woman that is incredible at what she does. But while she was in the gym on stream, training Mel, her boyfriend would not stop blowing her up. Check this out. Hello? Don't ever fucking hang up this phone. Didn't freaking watch the freaking stream. You're tripping
Starting point is 00:20:15 You just watch the stream You really know what his stream It's built is like Bro The boyfriend Actually the boyfriend is the nominee Because then he finds out He's on stream
Starting point is 00:20:25 My bad stream Tell the stream you got a crazy boyfriend Tell the stream you got a crazy boyfriend That was a completely different person His voice was like Hey ha ha ha ha You know just over here playing Like you better not hang up on me
Starting point is 00:20:42 I'm scared for baby girl That was extreme You know Like that that is alarming for sure. Oh, for sure. I'm like, yeah. But then later, Mel is for show flirting with her.
Starting point is 00:20:52 You give me a body shot. I'll give you a back shot. All right, my fault. My phone. Bro, like you're making a word. Yeah, you're not helping. For sure. Okay, so these are our three nominees.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Patrick from Love is Blind, Theo Von, who shot on live TV and the live streamer's boyfriend or the boxing trainer's boyfriend who was hitting her up on live stream. and let's see who wins Simp of the week. Your boyfriend told you to go on a dating reality TV show. Oh my God. What a weirder.
Starting point is 00:21:26 What I could have gone on it. That's fucked up. It was. Oh, my gosh. It is. And she's about to break your heart. Why don't you see it, Patrick? Patrick, you win Simp of the Week,
Starting point is 00:21:37 but you can redeem yourself because I'm pretty sure there's so many girls out there that want to date you. Hopefully. Hopefully you get your own spin-off show and all that good stuff. We love you, Patrick. Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Sending love. Love your way. If you hurt us. You are cool. It ever makes you feel sad about somebody else going through it? Like that's what this made me feel like, okay? Love is Blind Season 9 if you want to watch it on it. All right, check this out, homie.
Starting point is 00:21:59 You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Roberto needs our help. Really bad. All right.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Roberto sent us a DM and he said, Good morning, Brownback. My name is Roberto, and I need your help. I've been married for five years to my wife, but I'm in love with her sister. Sorry. No, that's perfect. No, that's who's also been married for a long time, and we both have kids. Not only that.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Oh, my God. I'm homies with my Sancha's husband. Oh, my God. Sorry. No, no, no. Okay, we've been having an affair for a couple years. And we can't let each other go. Greg.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Where do you even get this? Come on. It fits the vibe right now. It's a perfect song. Keep going, baby. This serious. It is very serious. He said, we live in fear every single day
Starting point is 00:23:19 wondering when will be the day that the truth comes out. We almost got caught not too long ago. When my wife saw a text come in from her sister to me, and we had to play it off like she accidentally texted me instead of her husband. Should we just come out with it and be together and break everyone's heart or call it quits and the affair? What should I do about that? This is, he's for real. He is 100%. I just have a lot of questions.
Starting point is 00:23:54 So do I. And thankfully, Robert. Roberto is on the line. Oh, he is. When? Roberto. Hello, how'stas? Roberto.
Starting point is 00:24:05 Hey, Rob. Cool. What's up, guys? Good morning, brown bag. Good morning. Hi, Roberto. You're just, I'm in shock right now. But, like, it's just, hey, this, this happens.
Starting point is 00:24:14 This is real life. Talk to us. Put the, put the radio down because we're ahead of it. We're not delayed. But talk to us about, I guess, first talk to us about your wife. How did you meet her? Do you remember her? Remember that lady?
Starting point is 00:24:28 Yeah, I remember her. Okay. Talk to us about her. Well, I met her like, I don't know, let's say 10 years ago. Okay. And things were good, but then after I got to know her, I mean, she just seems controlling and, like, always on edge with me. So we both seeing each other struggling in our relationship, so, like, it led up to, like,
Starting point is 00:24:52 a little flirtation and hanging out. And then from there just... Wait, wait, wait. your wife i'm still talking about your wife okay how you guys have have kids can you just tell me how many well they're not we're not the kids are not from this from us they're like we blended family so okay that's fine but is it is it your children or her children preve from previous relationship both from previous relationships okay okay so you got someone from you have a child and but it's it's blended that's how you're working it out uh you marry her it's it's all good at first
Starting point is 00:25:24 and now it's just it's turned into a really just controlling relationship. I'm wondering, do you guys, are you guys affectionate towards each other? Not like we used to. Yeah. All right. Yeah. It changes. It changes. So a couple years ago, you said, it's been about two years. A couple years ago, you and your sister and all, I guess, like, how did you guys get close? Well, I was at the, I went to go visit them at the campground because they'd go camping, like, all the time, and I went over there to go hang out. And I was saying goodbye to everybody, and she had kissed me. And I'm just, like what the fuck like I was like oh no cursing huh no cursing no cursing no cursing um by my bad so she had kiss me and I'm just like like like I just thought like what's going on here like so I messaged her
Starting point is 00:26:08 like hey what was that about and she said uh nothing you're drunk go to bed and so the next so the next day I hit her up like hey like nah like you never done that before like what's the issue and she just said well you're like a nice guy you're attractive and um I know I should ever done that and so he didn't like talked for like three weeks and then out of nowhere she hit me up and from there we just been talking it was on and popping and it's like okay hold on hold on hold on
Starting point is 00:26:35 I know you're getting to your love story it's a love story baby just say no but was her man there at the campground? Yeah but he's always like doing his own thing with his homies he doesn't like I don't know so were him and his homies there like him and his homies her family all of that?
Starting point is 00:26:53 Yeah okay so and And wifey wasn't there? No. Her and the kids stayed back home? Yes. So, previous to that, you never thought anything of it? What I mean, things like of what?
Starting point is 00:27:07 Previous to that camp situation, you never thought like, then, the sister's fine. Like, dang, I got the wrong sister. Like, did you ever feel? Yeah, yeah. I was like, I was like, like, see what that would be like. And then I don't know what I thought really happened. And I was just like, I don't know. Initially it was a fantasy or something like you just thought about and then it really happened.
Starting point is 00:27:30 So then you said it was on and popping after that. Yeah. And like we didn't start doing the thing right away. Like she wasn't all about it. She just like, you know, like I can't, we can't, you know. And it did take about, I don't know, eight months. And then like from there, like it's a weekly thing now. Weekly?
Starting point is 00:27:47 Weekly. Weekly? Yeah. Two, three times a week. Yes. Damn. What? Two three times a week.
Starting point is 00:27:53 And you can't get enough for her. And she can't get enough for you. No. When we have to let go, it's like, damn, we ran out of time. We got to, like, head out. Like, we can't be here no more. Where does this happen? And you think about her all the time.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Pretty much, yeah. Like, when I'm working in the morning, we'll block each other. All day. Well, it's because they got caught, so they have to block each other. Yeah. So we're on our way home from Super Bowl, and I was pretty faded. And I had my phone plugged into the car play, and the messes popped up. And she just looked at me.
Starting point is 00:28:23 I was just like, oh, my God. like what's going to go down and out. So she called her sister. Her sister was just like dead silent. So I'll ask, ask Roberto. And so I just said, you know what?
Starting point is 00:28:33 Like, she was asking me some questions. I just told her like, I don't know anything. And she just pretty much said, G.N. Heart, hard,
Starting point is 00:28:39 heart, heart. I said, I don't know what's up with her. So we were like going through it that night. And so I woke up the next morning and my wife's like, I want you to call her husband and let him know what she did. And I'm just like, if we,
Starting point is 00:28:50 I'm just like, no cursie, no cursing. And I was like, if I get a hold of him, it's going to come out, come out. So that day it was raining and he works construction. So he was home and I told her like, look, you need to get his phone. Like grab his phone.
Starting point is 00:29:05 I'm going to text you. You text me, make sure it's the right one. So I text her saying, hey, I don't know what's up with your wife, like this and that, this and that. And she act like she was him. Oh, my God. Grabbed his phone. I'm so sorry about that. I don't mean to put our relationship and our problems with you guys.
Starting point is 00:29:22 This won't happen again. Sorry about that. Roberto, they have no problems. I just want to let you know what was going on. And from there, delete, delete, delete. And. So now you guys block each other too. Okay, that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:29:36 And all of that. I have a knot in my stomach because of what's happening. Real quick, I have to ask you, when this happened? Because you guys are kind of battling right now, should you get together, should you be together, or should you break it off? But if this was the moment where you could have said, like yeah, it could have ended right there.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Something kept you with your wife and something kept her with her man. You guys did not choose each other in that moment. Yeah, it's just because of the lives going down and she, like, her kids are all from him. And I don't know, just, I know it would have break up a lot of families. And the way she feels towards that family already, she really doesn't like them. And I know it's going to be very bad. So we just, she don't like him. He don't like his wife.
Starting point is 00:30:21 They already, he already knows all of that. that but it could go wrong like low-key maybe custody stuff low-key uh maybe maybe things of that nature you know so or like somebody like i don't know somebody like somebody can get hurt i don't know just oh my good oh okay it's a situation where like like it doesn't like happen to everybody but it's like it's a story like i told her like this is like wild like like there's some people that know like that know about her situation like her bestie some of my My real good cousins, and that's my, and her mom. Oh, her mom?
Starting point is 00:30:58 Her mom? Her mom knows. Your suegra? Yeah. Swagra. She's going to stay your suegra, though, I guess, right? Yeah. Well, how is your suagra with you and her and her other daughter, your wife?
Starting point is 00:31:15 No, well, they don't get along at all. Like, she don't get along with their parents. Like, she just, she's like, she wants to cut everybody out of her. her life. Your wife? Yeah. Okay. So.
Starting point is 00:31:27 And like, so like she had mentioned some things that really happened. Uh-huh. But I'm thinking like, how does she know that happened? But she's just guessing. Like, I know women are like very detectives and stuff like that. Yeah, we are intuition. She's naming all these things and it really did happen. But I'm just like, I'm like, you're crazy.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Like I don't know what it's. Like little clues. Wow. You're crazy. Like, hey, it's weird that like something, your truck is different or it's weird that you It smells like this. It took you this long to get home and you're just like, oh my gosh, she's so good. She's so good at what she does.
Starting point is 00:31:57 All right. Did any of you guys have questions you? Yes. Roberto, I wanted to know, does part of you think that there's just like so much attraction and thrill and butterflies just because it's an affair? And if you guys actually get together, it won't necessarily work out like it is right now? I think it would work out. There might be a little bumps in the road, but like we already, like, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, planning some stuff out to like eventually leave them yes I hope it's not murdering anybody I know
Starting point is 00:32:31 no no I never want to spend the rest of my I can't listen to brown bag in there that's right well actually you can't actually actually I can't actually but but definitely stay off that path yeah oh yeah also uh Roberto do you um ever like wonder it's like okay we we get together are you now going to have worry about if she She gets home. It takes her a little bit longer to get home, you know, or she's not texting back as fast. Like, you'll have that. I'm worried about another sister with the roberto.
Starting point is 00:33:02 Yeah. You know, like, having that insecurity to be like, well, like, we both left someone for each other. However you got them, you lose them. Yeah. Yeah, well, I figure, like, the reason we're in our situation is because they put us in this situation. They? You put yourself in that situation. So, so.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Hey, Drake, relax. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess he's mentioning like the stuff he's missing at home she gives him and the stuff she's missing at home he gives her but did you ever try to tell your wife like hey I need this from you or hey this is wrong because I get it you can say like he put she pushed you there but also like has there been attempts to get her to like be what you need your wife
Starting point is 00:33:48 yes but she's like when it comes in the room she's lame like I just just no. And what does his sister do? Stop. Stop, Ray. Above and beyond. Roberto is very satisfied right now. Okay, Roberta, I wanted to go back with the suegra. So how did she find that? Like, who told her? Or she called you guys? No, she just noticed her daughter was acting a lot different. And she asked what was going on. And she asked me, can I tell her? I was like, well, if you believe that, she's not going to tell anybody. And so on this day, she said nothing. And she doesn't like bother us.
Starting point is 00:34:23 nothing but she knows that we haven't let go. Whoa. All right. All right, Roberto, we're going to go to calls, bro. Is there anything you want to add? Like, you want to, I guess, talk to us about how close your kids are or, like, talk to us. Like, you know, you're in a blended family, so you have a child from previous relationship. Your wife has a child from a previous relationship.
Starting point is 00:34:42 It, lo-key seems if you guys were to divorce, there would be, like, your child goes to you, her biological child goes with her. But then it might get messy with, like, lo-key, her kids. You know, there's still. still cousins, everybody's still in that. Like, I have you guys talked about the child situation. Yeah, we have. And I just told her, like, you know, like, your nieces are probably going to hate you and your nephews.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Like, they're going to think different of you. Like, you might be cut off. I really don't care. My kids will come with me no matter what. They love me. Like, in the honest truth, like, they don't really care for her. Like, they're like, oh, she's me. Your wife.
Starting point is 00:35:16 She's very, yeah, she's very controlling. And I'm just like to the point where I'm ready, I'm checked out. She is, too, but she's not. She has the kids, you know. She has a lot more to deal with than I do. I can just sign the paperwork and move on without my day. Like, I'm good. But on her end, it might be different.
Starting point is 00:35:34 And maybe, yeah, it's going to be a lot different. My worry is that you're ready for something that I don't know that she's ready for. My worry is that. I just told her, like, if I go do my own thing, they don't expect me to, like, I'm going to test the waters out there. Like, I'm not going to just sit around. You told the sister. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Okay. I have a lot of worries. Hey, 818, I thank you for being open and vulnerable. Yes, thank you. It's a little, it's a little her reckon because, you know,
Starting point is 00:36:02 I don't know, somebody could be listening and recognize the voice, but. I don't know, does your wife only speak Spanish or something or are you in another state? They're straight white. They're straight white.
Starting point is 00:36:11 Oh, okay, okay. So they're trying to see who's getting the roses right now. They're not, they're not shaking in over here. All right. Yeah, I'm glad I started listening. you guys though like it was only been like four months because when big boy left power 106 i'm like like i went with him and then i was just working one morning and listened to your radio station
Starting point is 00:36:30 and the run that really connecting with you guys was uh concrete and i was like what he's on the radio station and from that day i've been listening to you guys every single morning like i don't like 630 my radio's on and they don't turn off until you guys are done oh i i love you so much the best and yeah appreciate it thank you guys for reaching out and accepting our thing and we'll see what you're in our house yeah That's a pretty wild. Like, you know, I was just listening one day and now I want to tell you how I'm sleeping with my wife's sister.
Starting point is 00:37:00 I love it. I love the vulnerability. Shout out for Concrete. Look at the, look at the audience. You're bringing us, so, Greco. Yeah, thank you, Concrete. Hurry up and come back. All right, he's on tour, you know.
Starting point is 00:37:12 But he wants to know what he should do about it. We have Andrea. Andrea in Boyo Heights. Andrea, what about Andrea? Good morning. Good morning, Brombe. Hi, Andrea. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:37:26 Good morning. Good morning. Well, I'm going to just say what we're all thinking here. A ver. And I think his whole situation is just one weird. Very weird. Wow. But how?
Starting point is 00:37:41 She's married and has been up a sister. Yeah. It is weird. It's a case of la Vida Real. It happens. Yeah. It's real life. The life novella.
Starting point is 00:37:51 I understand. That novel, exactly. But, I mean, what's in all of the respect, I think he should just really let go of the married sister, let her be, let her have her life. And honestly, if you want to get with the sister after that, get with the sister. But at the end of the day,
Starting point is 00:38:12 she was already trying to dip out, leave that family alone. So I think it's just good ridden for both parts. If he wants to go ahead Be with a sister afterwards He could be with the sister But just a weird situation Let the married sister go Let him live and I think
Starting point is 00:38:32 Just let them heal Yeah There we go Thank you Okay thank you Tell me It's a lot All right
Starting point is 00:38:44 All right Let's go to Cindy Cindy in La Pente Cindy we have our guy Robert Robert hit us up He is in love with his wife's sister. They've been hooking up behind their partner's backs because she's also married for about two
Starting point is 00:38:58 years and they see each other every week. He cannot get enough of her. They know they all have kids, but he said, you know what, she's worth it to me. His question to us is, should he divorce his wife and get with the sister knowing that it would break up the whole family? Or should he break it off with the sister? Knowing that, dang, like he's going to be thinking about her all the time, knowing he's going to see her.
Starting point is 00:39:21 at family parties and stuff all the time. Cindy and La Pente, what's up? What would you tell Roberto? First of all, good morning. Hi. Happy Friday. Happy Friday, Cindy. Lozert.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Good morning. I'm in the car with our kids and we're like, Hi, kids. Oh, don't ever do this. No. Perfect timing. Look at your siblings. No, Roberto.
Starting point is 00:39:45 What were you thinking? Man, there's so many girls out there, and I feel that this is way to close. to home. I kind of feel like she's living out some type of fantasy. She's not willing to leave her man. She obviously proved that to you. So this isn't love. And it's kind of really messed up what you're doing to the sister. There's girl code. And we don't do anything like that, right? You got to make sure. That's right. Lust over love. Yes. And there's so many people in between, you know, and she literally, he needs to come clean, let it go. I mean, look, en Piazama, and I said it earlier.
Starting point is 00:40:20 They deserve each other, but honestly, they're taking down a lot of people with them. Yeah, that's going to be tough for everybody. Yeah, it's for sure going to split in. You know, this has happened. This is not the first time, not the last time. It's currently happening with different people that they do put that risk factor of, is it okay to break up this family. You know, he did mention that his own wife is so controlling and doesn't talk to their mom,
Starting point is 00:40:44 so they don't have a great relationship. So he's looking at the upside of like, this won't be so bad, you know? What would you say to that? He's looking for an excuse to make it right. That's what he's doing. Yeah, he knows it's not right. And the swaggerna, too, that's wrong. I mean, at the end of the day, you got to be a mother before you're a woman,
Starting point is 00:41:04 and she's not doing her daughter. She's doing her daughter real wrong. Yeah. The wife's daughter, the one that's his wife. Exactly. Like, you know, she should have made it known that it was wrong. Sin embargo le's tapeau. And that's foul.
Starting point is 00:41:19 Yeah. I mean, man, you can forget it, forgive it, let it go. Next. The sister, I mean, hopefully down the line they'll be able to mence their relationship. I mean, she's not going to trust her. But your mom? Come on. Look at your, you have two, like, you have two kids back there?
Starting point is 00:41:35 Mm-mm, girl, I got four. Four of them? Boys and girls? Are you looking at them? Like, this will never happen here. What's up kids? You know what? You're our daily dose of drama in the morning.
Starting point is 00:41:44 We love brown guys. I love this for you. Oh, I'll give you guys back. Don't you ever do this. or else your mom will not have your back, okay, kids? She'll snitch. Oh, no. Thank you so much, Mamasita.
Starting point is 00:41:56 You guys have a good day at school, at work. Bye, bye, bye, bye. Oh, bye. Hold on the line. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, wow. You know, you heard her. So cute. Little cute pies.
Starting point is 00:42:09 You're listening to this. And but that's, loki, there's kids that are going to be involved in this. Yeah? Yeah. Mauricio, Mauricio, Manahe. Maricio, I think we do need a guy's perspective on this. Mauricio, Robert's been hitting us up. He fell in love with his wife's sister.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Is that Chingle-Blink? Yes, it is. Oh, my goodness. Jingle-Bling, we got to talk, Chingle-Bling. Mauricio, he wants to know if he should break it off with this girl that he's madly in love with and try to just live his life, living in this house with this wife that he hates. No, God. So tough.
Starting point is 00:42:51 It's the demonio, this, signora. Or should he break it off with his wife and everything's peachy clean and everything's amazing, sunshine, roses, and daisies? Mauricio and Anaheim, what would you tell, Robert?
Starting point is 00:43:07 Check it out. This is what I think. I don't think he needs dating advice. I think he's going to need witness protection after this. Oh, my God. But, hey, all jokes aside, like, I feel like he's going to do it, and everybody's telling him not to do it.
Starting point is 00:43:24 I think he just needs to figure out. Maybe he's confusing excitement with connection. 100%. He has to figure out why he's checked out in the first place. Because he's talking crap on the wife, how are you talking crap on the wife and go date to his sister, you know? You're saying to the same person? Apparently, no, they're completely different,
Starting point is 00:43:40 and one is way better in the room. Oh, yeah, way better. That's his reason. Different in there. Different experiences. One went to the kickbacks, the other one didn't. I don't know. But, yeah, all I'm saying,
Starting point is 00:43:55 just pick wisely, I guess. Pick wisely. He's being his homie, bro. He's being his homie. He's being his homie. We needed the guy's perspective. He needs to figure. I've been on both sides.
Starting point is 00:44:08 Now with the sister, now with the sister. Wes? Nothing for the family, but I've cheated before and I've been cheated on. Right. And you've had to figure out
Starting point is 00:44:17 if it's an issue you actually have with your partner or is it like or is it that you really like this person or it's just a thrill stuff like that huh pretty much i mean he's gonna think about more more still he's gonna he's gonna have awkward family dinners yeah i don't think he cares they're on the right side of the family to him his wife don't get along with her mom but his sister sancho sister-in-law sancho she does get along with the mom so he would probably be better like in his brain Yeah. They're on the side of the good.
Starting point is 00:44:51 I was about to say that because the mom doesn't care. The swag guy doesn't care. So he's going to be like, it's okay to do this. Thank you, Maurizio. Thank you for calling in. I know it's a lot. Yeah. Ryan, Ryan and Long Beach.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Ryan, go with it, Ryan. Good morning, Brown, Bear. What's up, Ryan? Ryan, we're going through it. We're going through with our guy, Robert. But he would like to know our opinion and your opinion and see, look, I have been hooking up with my wife's sister for about a couple years, and I can't get enough for her.
Starting point is 00:45:19 I really like she does everything that I want and more wife on the other hand is just like my ball and change she just holds me back controlling controlling all of that should me and my sister my sister-in-law yeah that's your sister-in-law should me and my sister-in-law get what yeah get with each other and leave the family behind or should I try to break up with this sister-santia in-law and Sancha's sister-in-law and make it right with my wife. Nah, I think this was tripping. I think that he's just in love with the lust.
Starting point is 00:45:56 He's not in love with the sister or the wife. I think he, like, he didn't have any redeeming qualities to say about the Sancho either, right? So she was just close by. No, she's like, like she can do it from the back side to side. He likes it all. All of that. From the window to the wall, she can do it. Oh, besides that?
Starting point is 00:46:15 There's a million women out there that could do the same thing. in your five-mile radius. Is that the local Latinas? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Hey, whatever, you know, he likes the white girls apparently, but I think the other thing, like, option C is just get divorced and, like, go far away from that family because they're all toxic. Yeah. That's true.
Starting point is 00:46:40 At the end of the day, the sister wasn't trying to leave the man anyway. So, like, you're going to try to have this idea of riding off in the sunset. that I'd like to hear from the sister. Right. Right. About her situation. It seems like he's ready to go. The car is out waiting outside for them to go and she's just staying in the house.
Starting point is 00:46:58 Thank you so much for calling in, Ryan. I appreciate you. All right. Roberto, I asked for you to get back on the line because I had a question, Roberto. What, Roberto? So you're hearing everybody kind of say like you're choosing lust over love, bro. I'm sure that you've had that combo with yourself too. Like, is this, is this?
Starting point is 00:47:16 Um, is this just, well, I thought, go ahead. I'm sorry. No, go ahead, go ahead. I was saying, uh, Lus is like when you meet up and just want to do that and then, like, leave. We hang out and don't even do things. Like, we might kiss a little bit. It's like her company.
Starting point is 00:47:29 Yeah, her company, her company, her love, the affection, like, it's all there. It's not like, we just, oh, let's hook up. And then after we hook up, we bounce. So, like, no, we're like, there's sometimes we hang out, like, for a period, like, hours of time, and cuddle, watch TV, maybe have a, have a drink. Yeah. You know, like that's your person. That you feel like that's your person.
Starting point is 00:47:49 So you seriously want to have a whole relationship with this person, like a full-on relationship. Yes, that's what he's telling us, Greg. He vans to her. Like I told her the situation sucks because I wish I would have met you years ago. But at the same time, like, she's put through her situation. I'm put through my situation. So at the end of the day, we felt that we both meet, like, it could have been somebody out in this home world. Like you said, there's millions of girls in this world.
Starting point is 00:48:10 You know what? It was her. There's also millions of girls that are very toxic and guys that are toxic too. Just like the DJ and... You. What? Don't be talking. He's the same dog with a different ear.
Starting point is 00:48:23 That's all it is. You're just like him, he said, Robert. Greg, come on. Robert said you're just like him. Yes, you're not. You're not... No, Greg, he says, look at your future, dog.
Starting point is 00:48:35 The path you're going, this is like scared straight. The path you're going, you're going to sleep with sisters, bro. You're going to be a sunshine-in-law. All right. Robert, wait, wait, hold on, Robert. I don't want to get off. you pause. I still want to stick to your story. Robert, you have kids from a previous relationship. Were you married there too? No. Okay. It was just a girlfriend. Yes. And that didn't work out.
Starting point is 00:49:00 No. Okay. And your wife now doesn't work out. So I'm wondering if you're in a committed relationship, maybe that doesn't work out for you. Maybe you like it because it's not committed because you can't, you don't have to see her 24-7. You know, situations change. You don't have to deal with her problems. You don't have to deal with her bills. You don't have to deal with her issues because you guys see each other only on the good side. You know? Yeah. You don't care. You don't care. Is it possible for you to just dip off your wife? That's it and not expect anything from the sister? Or do you need her to also leave her man? That's up to her. And like I said, if she doesn't, then I'm not going to like stick around and wait forever.
Starting point is 00:49:44 for her. Like, it'll be like, it's either a yes or no. And if it's a no, I respect it 100% because you've been in that situation for years and I'm not going to come and take it away, even though any slip up can take anything away, can take more than just a relationship away. But like, I don't know. I always tell her, like, whatever you decide, like, if she decides to stay with him, like, I will always have love for her. Like, I'm not saying, like, I'll stay in love with her for the rest of Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Brother. All right.
Starting point is 00:50:16 So, bro, everyone's looking at you like a POS. Like, you're the bad guy. And you know this. You're kind of signed up for it. Like, I know I'm going to be the bad guy in the store. I'm going to be the villain, all of that. So I guess you're ready for that. You don't, you've thought about the kids situation.
Starting point is 00:50:29 You know that it might be a little bit tricky with your Sancha sister-in-law and her nieces because of your current wife. So her kids, you know that part. Like, so you kind of like have done all. the things. You do not mind if the world looks at you like a bad guy, right? No, you know, I always been a bad guy. So it's like my sisters and my mom, they know, like,
Starting point is 00:50:55 they know that I'm just, ever since high school, like I've just been, I don't know. Like she, like no one understands you? Maniacal. Maniac. Roberto, have you thought about like what that combo is going to be like when you tell the kids that
Starting point is 00:51:11 you're being promoted from uncle to stepdad? Yeah, I don't know. It's a little weird situation. I know it would be like, damn, like, I wouldn't expect nobody to call anybody different names or anything. Just keep it the same. But, yeah, they, I don't know. It's weird.
Starting point is 00:51:27 How old are they? Papa. How old are they? Which ones? There's so many kids in here. Ages from 19 to 9. Okay. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:41 Well, yeah, it's huge. All right. Roberto. So we've talked about your wife and we've talked about your sister-in-law, Sancha. But we haven't talked about your brother-in-law and this situation. We know that her, him and your sister-in-law,
Starting point is 00:51:57 they don't have the best relationship. He just cares about hanging out with his homies. Now, you did mention if this situation goes down, we do have to, like, we've got to wonder, like, should, will it be bad on his end, all right? So I'm wondering, like, I guess it's more about that. Are you ready to, like, have that type of, of a confrontation or protect your family or your girl or how how is that part looking?
Starting point is 00:52:21 Because it seems like you don't mind washing your hands with the wife because you like you're over her. But it feel like he might be the issue. Well, I mean like if like you say if we get caught or like he finds out or is it. Like if you're going to leave for her. If you guys are going to be together, what's going to happen there with him? Oh like like like he's like hey, what's going on here? Why do you guys end up looking up?
Starting point is 00:52:40 No. No, like if you end up with her like you got, don't you guys want to. end up together? Yeah. Okay, so now what's like, what's that stuff with him? I don't know. There's something that we'll just have to figure out as the time goes. I mean.
Starting point is 00:52:54 Do you think it? Okay. He hasn't thought it through. I guess how would you guys, like in the plan, if all, if all goes according to Roberto's master plan, all right? And you get with your sister-in-law. How is it going to play out with him? Is it you guys leave one day?
Starting point is 00:53:13 Is it you guys confront him and be like, hey, we're together, get over it? Or do you guys even keep that a secret? Maybe she leaves him and doesn't say why? And then you guys, like, what's your plan? Yeah, to pretty much divorce them and go our way. Uh-huh. Like, we already talked about, like, I told her, like,
Starting point is 00:53:31 I don't want you just to, like, up and leave him. I need you, like, sit down and tell him, like, how you feel towards him and that, like, your feelings are not there for him no more. Yeah. Like, you don't have that. So he knows there's no chance. Yeah. But that's not, like, guaranteed.
Starting point is 00:53:44 That's their plan. That's the plan. It's not your place. It's not Greg's plan. It's Robert's plan. He's just delusional. They're going to get divorced lay low for about six months and spend the block and be like, oh, we just met. I'm a coffee shop.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Yeah, like, oh my God, we found each other. We found love and hopeless place. Yeah, I don't go over there and hang out no more because, one, she won't let me, the wife. Okay, good. Good. And two, I can't. I don't want to, like, go have drinks. I just can't be that guy.
Starting point is 00:54:10 You can't. You can't be his homie. All of a sudden you have everybody. He feels a little guilty. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Because he said, like, so, like, he'll invite me, hey, let's go to the bar. I'm like, like, I can't, dog, like, I'm busy.
Starting point is 00:54:19 I'm working, you know? Sorry, brother, sleeping with your wife. I'm busy with your wife. You said that? They're white. Is he white, too? Not that it matters, but he's not. No.
Starting point is 00:54:30 Hey, how come he's just having, like, said, screw it, just get caught. Salé with your hair. Because, uh, likes the wrist on that. He likes it. You know, we need to hear someone that actually has experience in this. So we're going to go to Destiny. Thank you for answering all the questions. Robert, if anything, you are definitely letting us into your story, okay?
Starting point is 00:54:52 Destiny and La Pente, Destiny, talk to us, Destiny. You've been hearing Robert, you've been hearing his story. He's in love with his sister-in-law, wants to break it off with his wife and ride into the sunset with his sister-in-law. She's also married, also has kids. So that's kind of just going to be their little, he's got a little obstacle in the way. Destiny and La Pente. You said that this has happened in your family? Yes, good morning. How are you guys?
Starting point is 00:55:17 Hi, just to me. I'm over here whispering because I'm in my Suegras house and I don't want her to know the tea. Oh, spill it. I know, but I have to call him because I hear Roberto and I'm like, dude, that man is not sure. He's ready to go create chaos and he's not really going to live the chaos. Like, he's the outside person that can easily leave any time and just mess with the whole family, like, reputation type of thing, you know? It's so crazy. So here's basically what happened in my family.
Starting point is 00:55:49 I had two of my Dias, their sisters. One of them had a husband, and then they were together for some time. They even had two children together and who are my cousins. And then next to you know, like the guy leaves my Diyah and then goes and marries my other Dia. Wow. And so there was too much drama because of, was too much drama and it became this big scandal in the family. They moved to a whole different city so that they don't have to deal with the like the whole
Starting point is 00:56:22 thing. They're like running from it, right? They stayed when I was like, what, like maybe eight years old. So they left and they're still together. But every time we do like family functions or somebody gets sick or something happens, guess what? Either one Tia shows up or the other doesn't or and then the guy is just like they're like nothing, literally.
Starting point is 00:56:44 And then it's so crazy because we just had a family function. And I saw, like, the husband who created, again, this whole chaos because you're enabling these women to behave in a certain way and it's not okay. And especially if you know that they're not strong enough to be like, all right, I don't want to be with you. You know, like, get out of the damn drama. So then we were in this family function. And this guy looks so unhappy with, like, my Tia. I'm like, why are you sitting up with this? And now they have kids who are.
Starting point is 00:57:14 are now having to ask, wait, how is that my sister and also like my D at the same time? Like my cousin. How is that my sister and my cousin? My sister cousin. Well, baby, you've got to go ask your daddy and your mama. That's what you got to do. And that's what happens. That's real life.
Starting point is 00:57:32 Yeah. That's real life. And these questions go on to the kids and their identity and they try to figure it out for themselves. It's the ramifications of something like this go on and on. It's a trickle effect. but I'm wondering if he just divorces his wife maybe he will then be open to other things
Starting point is 00:57:54 don't expect anything from her let her show you let her show you that she's for you yeah by like you just play your cards like hey I'm divorced my wife because even if it wasn't you I'm not happy true so then explore the options date maybe you might find that one and that does the things that she does and then some and then is your person and keeps you company and all of that so that you might just be able to explore. If you see her also make those moves, then maybe she's giving you the sign like she's
Starting point is 00:58:24 giving you the effort. Yeah. No, you got to go out there, test the waters and stuff. You never know. Like the sister, you know, the wife, they might have a cousin out there. You think it's one of those. It doesn't have to be family. No, I know.
Starting point is 00:58:37 Yeah, it can be something else. No, you got to, yeah, somewhere, something completely different. You don't have to ruin another family. And I guess what ends up happening and you might not, and I'm talking to you, Roberto now too, it might not even be who is cool, like, with it while you guys are breaking up or if the mom's on your side, Rob, or if that, or you got it figured out, you're going to see it happen more. Like, let's say, unfortunately, the mom passes away. The funerals are going to be crazy.
Starting point is 00:59:09 You know, does you, do you and your girl go? Does your ex-wife go? Like, it's going to get really tough in those moments. And it's just really going to affect her kids too. It's going to be, it's going to be a lot in the dark times. Like, we're thinking about the happy times. We're going to be finally free. And, you know, and yeah, there'll be drama.
Starting point is 00:59:31 But, like, what if some, what if your wife gets sick, you know? And she's not your wife anymore, but that's your new. girl's sister. You know, she's, there's going to be so many moments that you really have to realize, like, am I up for it in the hard times too?
Starting point is 00:59:48 You know, Rob? Akishtas, I have you on the line, fool. Roberto. He's going through it. He's thinking. You feel me, Rob? What up?
Starting point is 00:59:59 He's just, he doesn't care. Sorry, I was starting on my Sanchez Instagram. I'm sorry, I was talking to her. Oh, my God. Does she know? No, I was playing.
Starting point is 01:00:09 Wait, but does she know that you're calling? Like that you, that you did this? We did this. No, you're right. She's the one that initiated all this. Like, she's the one that kissed you first and all that stuff. No, no, no. We did this. The message. Oh, okay. Yeah, we did this, yeah. She was with you and the message.
Starting point is 01:00:28 She was, yes. So she wants to. I know, it was such great grammar. Oh, my God. No. I, Rob. Rod twist. Would she talk to us? No. What?
Starting point is 01:00:43 You guys are evil. What? No, there are. They are as a couple. Robert and they want to tell him story. They're lost. They're not lost. All right.
Starting point is 01:00:52 They just need to get it off their chest. That's it. Get what? They're just horrid. The guilt. Get each other off their chest. No. The passion.
Starting point is 01:00:58 No. Get his face off her chest. That's what he needs to do. You think it's just the thrill that like they have the partners and then once he's single, that's it? No, because he already had a thing for her before, like fantasizing. Yeah. Then she, then homegirl came and is like, I love you, but I'm drunk.
Starting point is 01:01:14 I think the best thing, Rob, you can do on what everybody's been telling you on the calls, and if I answer another call, they're going to say the same thing, is that regardless of what you do with this, sin veruenza, give your wife the favor. Do your wife the favor and leave her? Yeah. Do your wife to favor so that she can have a chance to find her person. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:01:36 And just, you know you're not her person. Mm-hmm. Just hope it's not your brother. Well, does he have brothers? Just get caught. That's it. No, don't. You don't want her anyway.
Starting point is 01:01:45 He doesn't want her. He doesn't want her the wife anymore. He doesn't care. He clearly doesn't care if he wasn't paying attention to us. So just get caught. Robert, break up with Shirley, Robert. Break up with her. Yeah, all right.
Starting point is 01:01:58 See, he doesn't care. Why is he so high? We don't know if sure. I didn't know. I know. Break it all with Shirley, okay? Stop chasing the box, my friend. Just do it.
Starting point is 01:02:08 just go all in just go all out get caught you're just doing a like like right now you're messing up both you're going to do that but give your wife the chance to have her life right now you're not you're not doing that she's probably all antennas up intuition going all of that yeah she's stressing give her that chance man sometimes they just want to hear confirmation robbers sometimes you and baby girl just wanted to hear you and and um Caroline you and Caroline you and Caroline you and Karen line just stay together leave shirley give shirley the boot so that she can find somebody else that will fit in it all right not gonna have it he's gonna take whatever he whatever he wants to do he's just gonna do it but no they wanted confirmation that they should be together they wanted that you should be together
Starting point is 01:02:54 be with the be with the sister-in-law that's how you want to play it give your wife the chance man yeah give her the chance all right and and i and we would just hope robert that karma don't hit you and your wife ends up with his, her husband. Then that'll be the, dun dun dun-d-d-d-dun-tun. Partner swap. My wife ends up with her husband? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:17 Uh-huh. How about that? He's going to be singing. I told her that. I was like, what if they ended up? I was like, that'd be some shit. Hey, no cursing. Would that make you jealous?
Starting point is 01:03:28 No. Oh, he's over. If you thought you loved hip-hop. Oh, my goodness gracious. You're never going to listen to songs like two shorts, 50 cents or Nelly's the same again because of AI what's happening Greg AI that's going around right now it's really viral people are making two short song 50 cents song like you were saying a lot of hip-hop songs into 1950s versions
Starting point is 01:03:55 so like you know do-wop groups were popular back then a lot of like oldies yeah I'm gonna play the original of two shorts blow the whistle just so you could get a refresh remember about it I go on it on can't understand how I last so long I must have superpowers Rap 225,000 hours Being in the clubs with that one right there Yeah Imagine the clubs in the 1950s
Starting point is 01:04:19 They're probably sounding like this I go on Can't understand how I last so long Oh that's tight I must have superpowers Rap to fog in 5,000 hours Get it I like it
Starting point is 01:04:40 Yeah He meant too he remembers the days He remembers the time Remember the days Oh yeah This next one I want to show you hot in here by Nelly I need you to get up on a dance road Get that man what he's asking for
Starting point is 01:04:57 Because I feel like busting loose Let's slow it down And get really hot in here Because I feel like buster loose And I feel like touching you And can nobody stop to choose So baby tell me what's the use Of getting hot in here
Starting point is 01:05:13 So hot So big on your I think it was illegal back then and take out your clothes. Yeah, yeah. You got to do the twist to that one. Yeah, that's why. Come, baby. I don't know what I thought it was really good.
Starting point is 01:05:28 Okay. Shaggy, it wasn't me. It wasn't me? It wasn't me. So this is a rich girl. All right. Honey came in and she caught me red-handed. Creeping with a girl next door.
Starting point is 01:05:38 Classic, right? Classic. Let's make it more classic with this one. Honey came in and she caught me red-handed. Hand it Creeping with the girl next door Picture this people
Starting point is 01:05:52 Wow that's great I like it It wasn't me Who wasn't seen on the fly It wasn't me You like this huh Is your vibe? It's totally your vibe
Starting point is 01:06:02 Yeah shout to the homies right there Yeah I knew it He used to spin the original He used to press it in vinyl He's got the vinyl That's not me That's so mean
Starting point is 01:06:10 These are great AI A blend You like You like You need more of that in our life. Thank you so much, Greg. All right, before we get into the mix with DJ, Eman, he's going to take us back to these
Starting point is 01:06:20 house party days with the Brown Bank morning house party. We need your spooky joke that's better than Vick's joke. Eman, what did you think of Victor's joke of the ghost? It was pretty good. Yeah, right? Nobody. Nobody. All right, let's go to Jasmine in Long Beach. What's that, Jasmine?
Starting point is 01:06:37 Hello, hello, good morning. Jasmine, you're already laughing and I love it. Jasmine. All you got to do is beat Vicks a spooky joke. What is yours? So what is a vampire's favorite Halloween candy?
Starting point is 01:06:53 A vampire's What? What is it? A sucker. That's cute. Yeah. That's what Greg Ashram fig too.
Starting point is 01:07:06 All right. Soledad in downtown. Hi. Hello. Good morning. Hi. Soledda. Soledad, you got to be a Vick's spooky joke.
Starting point is 01:07:18 What's yours? Well, I'm very bad with jokes, especially English jokes. But what did one ghost say to the other ghost? What? Get a life. Maha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Get alive. She's so cute.
Starting point is 01:07:36 She's so cute. All right, Adrian and Fontana. Why did the skeleton start a band? Why? Because you wanted to play some bones shaking music. Oh, you're cute. Oh, that's cute. Tell me.
Starting point is 01:07:54 Anybody have a tomato? Stop. You guys are just jerks. It's hard to tell a joke. It is. Right? Not everybody's concrete. Jay, Jay in Long Beach.
Starting point is 01:08:08 Jay. Yes, sir. I'm a girl. Jay. I'm a girl. May. Talk. Jay,
Starting point is 01:08:12 maybe that's your joke. Jay, tell us your spooky joke. What kind of music do bubbles hate? Bubbles? Bubbles? From Power Pop girls?
Starting point is 01:08:22 What? Pop. Terrible. The next, next please. Tomato. We're giving it to Jasmine. Jasmine, congratulations,
Starting point is 01:08:30 Jasmine. That's scary. To the rest of it. You did great. You did great. Congratulations, Mamasita. To the rest of you,
Starting point is 01:08:40 don't ever say that joke ever getting into life. Stop it. That was a little. That was funny too. So that was funny too. So that don't hang up, baby girl. All right. DJ E. Man. Yes.
Starting point is 01:08:47 Save us, brother. How does a ghost introduce his wife? How? This is my boo. Wow. That's a good one. I'm back morning's house party. Happy Friday.
Starting point is 01:09:02 Let's go y'all. Brown Bag morning's house party with DJ E.man. I did something last night I've never done before. Oh. Okay. Crazy's. Use two hands. What?
Starting point is 01:09:16 9.4 a.m. That's so weird. You're like my little brother. Gross. What's going to beat you up? What? What? Why did that come to mind? I know. What made you go with that? I know, right? Dude. Thank you, Vic. Thank you. Greg, show yourself out, dog. Just show yourself out. You should, you know better. Ground back mornings. Good morning. That was so weird. I did something that I've never done before last night.
Starting point is 01:09:43 I hosted a Salvadoran gala. Wow! That's cool. Salaf, you know, Salaf is an educational fund for children to go to college and things of that nature. And they help out. And Jocelyn Duarte, she's been here before. Like, look, you know, when the ice raids were happening, she came in and gave at least her take on things. You know, she definitely does the work within our,
Starting point is 01:10:13 immigrant communities and she's gone door to door to help people get resources and stuff and Salaf helps with that too so they were celebrating their 30 years and they invited me to host and what's crazy is I'm half Salvi I'm half Mexican and I always feel never good enough for either side like I don't mean to get emotional right now but I have people like
Starting point is 01:10:33 that'll sometimes comment that are Mexican like she's not Rasa and stuff like that and it's unfortunate because like I I love my Mexican side so much on my Tios Tias my dad we were raised more Mexican, if anything. And then I feel bad when I'm around the Salvadorian community because I do feel like, damn, am I being fake? Because I'm not as hip to that side of who I am as I would like to be. You know, my mom's Salvadorian, but they fled the war when she came in,
Starting point is 01:11:00 which was 14, and she assimilated. And so even like her accent is not like a salvi accent, unless she's talking to somebody else's salvi. So I've always kind of been caught in this in-between of like, one side doesn't want nothing to do with me, but I love it so much. And the other side, I feel like, dang, I don't feel like I've earned their appreciation,
Starting point is 01:11:19 but they gave me that honor to be able to host their gala last night. You know, their fundraising to continue helping kids get into different colleges that are with the background of either Central American, Salvadorian, things of that nature. And they're also giving money to, raising funds for, I don't know if you guys heard this story, but it was a mom and her daughter. She was about to go into her senior year in high school
Starting point is 01:11:44 and they got deported. I believe they got deported to Guatemala and then the mom passed away over there. So they're trying to get raised money to help her out. But it's all good causes and it was so cool to be there and be embraced by myself beside. And it was cool like just being a part of it and I had my mom go and my Tiawa.
Starting point is 01:12:03 So they were like really like proud. Yeah. And they're like, look cute, we've never seen you really do what you do. Yeah. Like, but it was really cool for them to do that. So it was a special moment last night. Yeah, I get it because it's like, like you said, like it's mostly, you're mostly doing stuff for the Rasa on all the Mexican side.
Starting point is 01:12:19 So it's like to do the other side and then bring your mom and your Tia. Yeah. That's super special. And then Al-a-a-a-a-a-boots everywhere. Oh, that's cool. But it was really tight. And shout out to Jose, the comedian. Jose.
Starting point is 01:12:32 Oh, yeah. He was there too. He's hilarious. He's hilarious, right? He's my guy right there. But yeah, it was really cool. And just so we're clear, Greg, I did use two hands. I did to hold the microphone.
Starting point is 01:12:44 Okay. Oh, really? On stage. All right. Yes. I used both. I was very, I don't know. Proper.
Starting point is 01:12:49 Yeah, super proper. I just wanted to get it right because I felt like I got earned love. You go on. You know. Lucky guess, Greg. Yes. Lucky guess for you. Okay.
Starting point is 01:12:57 Stop asking about the others. All right. And you're going to get into the chismation. More like the spooky vibe, Letty. Okay. Okay. We're going to get into spooky chisme. Yes.
Starting point is 01:13:08 We got to guess the celebrity, right? Yes, I have one for you. And again, it is Halloween theme. So this one is scary. Okay, try to guess the voice with us. Who does this belong to? When I'm not on stage, I'm exploring my connection to the supernatural. Anybody that knows me and knows I love staying in a super haunted house.
Starting point is 01:13:27 I think I know. When I'm not on stage, so this is a musical artist. Yeah, there you go. There's one more. There's another one. There's another second clip. Energy. Spirit, ghost, demon, whatever's in here.
Starting point is 01:13:40 How's it going? I'm going to do a ghost box session. You can use this to tell me your name. Brough. To me, that sounds like Paris Hilton, but it is not. No, what? Sounds almost like a Kardashian too. But I know it's not.
Starting point is 01:13:56 Stage. Is it Lady Gaga? No, but this artist likes to go ghost hunting. Well, yeah. And you were hearing me. Yeah, she has her own show. Oh, she has her own show. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:08 Is it Kelly Clarkson? No. Who is it? Keshah. Keshah? Yeah. What show was Keshaw? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:17 She's doing Hela ghost hunting because when she's not on stage. Yeah. Bro, you mean like 365 days? When I'm not on stage, I'm exploring my connection to the supernatural. Anybody that knows me. What? That's a trip. Yeah, no, she has the show.
Starting point is 01:14:31 Like, I mean, it didn't go far, but she had a show. Oh, she had a show. Conjuring. Yeah. sounds about right for Kesha to go chase ghosts. Oh yeah, yeah, she has a thing for that. All right.
Starting point is 01:14:44 Remember when Kesha used to wake up feeling like P. Diddy? Yeah, and she had teams that line after? She's like, what does that mean? Not anymore. That didn't each well. She said, welcome in the morning saying F. Diddy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:55 Hey, Jose was in the hallway. What? Randomly visiting. Yeah. I'm just here. Dropping off bupousas. Our Salvi, homie, comedian, Jose.
Starting point is 01:15:05 I was just telling the crew that we were at the gala last night the Salvadorian one. So much fun. And I'm, I'm Havisso. It was really cool to get embraced by everybody. I brought my mom and my Tia to watch me host. And Jose took my lines on stage. Wait, what do you read?
Starting point is 01:15:21 Go, go, go, go. Okay, so I was supposed to introduce her. They messed up her, like, line. I thought I was starting from that line. So I just kept reading. He just said, hi, I'm letti, Panica. No way. And I realized, oh, wait, this is her line.
Starting point is 01:15:36 And I'm trying to look for her intro. Just come up here, Latina. You do it. Embairly. Yeah. The most influential Latina on the radio. Yeah. That was really kind of.
Starting point is 01:15:46 That's what you called yourself? Jose. You're such a good time and it was so cool. Like he met my mom and my Tia and my husband. And it was really cool to see what Sallev's doing and just be a part of it. Celebrating Salvi excellence. That was amazing to see. It's cool.
Starting point is 01:16:05 And there were a lot of Mexican. is there, so don't let them make you think we don't get along. That was so interesting. I said, Los Mexicans, it was like louder than her. It was louder than the Southies in the, really? Yeah, I don't know. It became a politician. Was there a soccer game on?
Starting point is 01:16:16 Yeah, no. It was crazy. But you have a show going on this Sunday that's super special. Tell us. This Sunday, the comedy stores, we're doing the comedy store in Spanish, which is normally not done. The comedy is known for, you know, hosting English comedy. Some of the biggest legends have done that stage.
Starting point is 01:16:34 And for the first time, a group of Latino comedians are going to have a full-on show in Español at the comedy store. Wow. Can people still get tickets? Because I know these types of things sell out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get your tickets today.
Starting point is 01:16:46 I invite your mom. Yeah. I know my mom's like, Miha, it's my dream to see him. I'm like, mom. He's not huanga, mom. You're right to me. But please make my mom's dream. Her lifelong dream was a life-long dream.
Starting point is 01:17:01 She's my special insight. Yeah. She loves the Ross videos. sure a lot of people do usually well it's it's a skit that's gone viral that you've done you go into ross or ikea and you talk like a salvi couple i got to do one today but bama ha power i've got to i'm just my yes all right uh but where can people get tickets uh or can we follow you on instagram go to the comedy store website and look for this sunday october 12 uh at seven o'clock okay in the main room in the main room yeah yeah it's a historical moment really if you're latino
Starting point is 01:17:36 come in support. If we sell out, we show them that Latino is a powerhouse in common. And we can be the full lineup and really sell it out. It's not just have the token Latino comedian. It's to have them all be there and all in Spanish. And shout out to Daniel and Francisco for inviting me. They're the producers and comedian of the show. Awesome.
Starting point is 01:17:56 Representing. I like your stand-up, dude, because I'm Mexican, but you put it together where selfies and Mexicans get it together in your stand-up. De so it's a trap. I don't even know what he said. That's what it's all about. On stage he was talking about how when they came from El Salvador, his dad brought them to Compton for a better life, right?
Starting point is 01:18:16 Oh, that's where you live right now? That's where I grew up in Compton. La Cidad de la Paz. Yeah, La Pazte. Yeah, La Pazte. Let's go. Check out my guy, Jose. And then the Instagram is H-O-O-Z-A-Y.
Starting point is 01:18:29 All right, check him out. Stay here because we're going to do Cheeseman with Angie. Angie, there's some chishmatian going on. Yeah. It's a spooky. one too. It is, you guys. It is with Eric Estrada. You guys might know him from Chips, but I know him
Starting point is 01:18:42 from Those Mujeres Un Camillo. So he was talking about when he used to be in the show called American Adventures and it was pretty much where he would travel across the world, take people on adventures, show them like what they can do on vacation, right? So he
Starting point is 01:19:00 ends up like in the south of France. He stays in this really nice hotel by the ocean. And so So him and the crew decide to go horseback riding and capture see what's going on, right? Mm-hmm. So he's riding on the horse. He falls off the horse, lands on a tree stump on his back. But he's like, he gets up and he's like, oh, I'm not hurt.
Starting point is 01:19:20 So he keeps, you know, riding the horse. Okay. Later that night, he starts getting really bad back pain. And like he's having trouble breathing. A doctor actually comes and he checks him up. And it's like, hey, you actually have a broken rib. Like, nothing hurt. Wow.
Starting point is 01:19:34 And he's like, no, I didn't feel it. But Eric was mad because the doctor told him like, okay, you're going to have to be in bed rest for a couple of days. And Eric was mad. And he's like, I can't because tomorrow I have to film. Like, we have to do a show, right? So he goes to bed and he's still in pain. And any little movement, he's saying like it just hurts really bad. But then in the middle of the night, he wakes up.
Starting point is 01:19:59 And I look over and I see a woman standing by the window. She had long dark hair And wearing like a half cap And she's dressed in white And she was just like looking out the window He was just staring out Okay Dude so he's confused
Starting point is 01:20:24 He's like what is in a castle in France Pretty much And he's on bed rest because back hurts And now he's seeing visions of a woman Yeah In a nurse outfit? In a nurse Well he's saying like it's just a woman dressed him all white
Starting point is 01:20:37 Dark black hair right He's all confused and then all of a sudden, like, he's trying to see what's going on, but then he gets, like, really bad pain again, and he's having trouble breathing. And then next thing you know, that ghost approaches him. This woman that was by the window is now over me. Just looking down at me, she seems like a huge giant to me.
Starting point is 01:20:58 And she's looking down at me. And then she takes her right hand and puts it on the side of my rib cage. And then takes her left hand and puts it over my ribcage. my eyes and she's looking at me. Then I hear, don't worry, you're going to be fine. Uh-uh. Sounds you hear before you die, please.
Starting point is 01:21:19 That's a freaky ghost right there. No, chill out. No. So that was it. That's all he remembers, right? The next day he wakes up and he goes to the crew and he's like, you guys guess what happened to me? And so he starts telling them and they're like, well, how's your back?
Starting point is 01:21:34 And he's like, honestly, like the pain went away. Like, I feel fine. Uh-uh. But the crew's not believing him. He's telling them, I saw. this goes, all this what? You have a broken rib. How is you okay after that?
Starting point is 01:21:43 And so this lady that actually works there at the hotel approaches him. And he's like, oh, you know what? I overheard your story. I'm sorry, but can I show you a couple of pictures of some nuns? So when I'm looking at the pictures, I see one that catches my attention. I said, the woman that was in the room. And she says, well, that is Sister Marguerite. And she proceeds to tell me, this hotel was used for hospital.
Starting point is 01:22:10 stays for people during World War II. Wow. Why can't I get the healing ghosts? I always get the demons. Levantate leticia. Yeah, yes. And I'm like, all right, husband, I'll go. I never heard of the friendliest ghost besides Casper.
Starting point is 01:22:31 Yeah, and apparently, like, she's been, like, she's been seen by other people, too, that are usually, like, in pain or something's hurting. Can I have to link to this where this, this? This French castle, south of France. Greg, there's no happy endings of there. That's what it seems like she's covering my eyes. I'm like, stop. I want to go.
Starting point is 01:22:48 Stop. You play too much. I wonder if they charge for her service. Probably not that service. You know how medical bills are really like a lot? This girl can fix ribs? Yeah. No copay?
Starting point is 01:23:04 No copay? No shirt. Blue at them won't cover that. All right. Thank you for that, Angie. I'm all. She's mission. You said you had a scary story, bro? Yeah. So growing up in Compton, it was a big house, right? So a lot of people lived in that house.
Starting point is 01:23:17 It's a mazolden, where people from Oswe were come and lived there. Hold on. You lived in a mansion in Compton? No, a mazone, a mansion. What's my son? It's like a hostel almost, right? Like the opposite of a mansion. So there were so many people that lived there and there was only one bathroom. So everybody had their own toilet paper room. So if you went to the bathroom You take your toilet paper
Starting point is 01:23:41 So I went in that day And I forgot my toilet paper So I walked in and had a lock with the noise So like if you unlocked it You could hear it right That's how we knew people were coming out of the bathroom And so I locked it when I got in I went in and I realized
Starting point is 01:23:57 Oh I didn't bring my toilet paper When I thought about it I heard the lock unlock from the inside Like in with you Yeah so like you have to be on the inside to unlock it. And I heard the noise and I froze. And when I froze, I felt the hand coming down my back.
Starting point is 01:24:16 Just like grabbing me, right? And so I was like frozen. Yeah, like that, like that. And so I stood there like, what just happened? I turned around, walked out. And my cousin was coming, like she was going towards the bathroom. She saw me. She's like, why do you look like you just saw a ghost?
Starting point is 01:24:33 I'm like, I don't know what happened right now. I must have been pale. Right. It was crazy. You get those wolves. That was another. What? What?
Starting point is 01:24:41 That was another freaky ghost too. He was running around his back in the restroom. Oh, my God. My pants were still on. All right. There's your chisholmation. Spooky ghost stories. Jose, thank you so much for hanging out with us for this.
Starting point is 01:24:57 Again, Comedy Store this Sunday. Get your tickets at thecomitistore.com. It's going to be so fun. Full, all-Spanish lineup. You're going to do amazing. Bring your Diaz, your moms, your moms, your, your uncles. All of them.
Starting point is 01:25:08 All of family. We need to laugh right now. That's right. Vic, talk to me. Talk to me, Vic. Look, Drake's lawsuit versus UMG
Starting point is 01:25:17 was dismissed by a judge, which is yet another L for Drizzi in this Kendrick battle. Shout to that Latina batty. Yes, Judge Vargas. Oh, really? That's funny. That's the first thing I thought of.
Starting point is 01:25:28 I'm like, ooh, got swerved by a Latina. I guess Spanish girls don't love him like Aventura. Oh. That's a great bar. of his lyrics. You know, so Drake's lawyers, you know, they launched a lawsuit back in January and they accused
Starting point is 01:25:43 UMG of launching a campaign to create a viral hit out of Not Like Us. And it also had a false factual allegation that Drake is a criminal PDF file, right? So basically it was like, okay, did they do this on purpose? Was this like conspiring? And they were this what they're alleging. But Judge Vargas- They were saying that he's in contract, like he's in negotiations with the label. so they are trying to make his value lower and popularity lower
Starting point is 01:26:12 so that in these talks they can ask for a lower number because he's Drake and so that because of that they propelled not like us. It's a crazy theory. I'm following it. I'm like, okay, they propelled not like us, made it popular because it wasn't popular on its own. It had to be bought it up. And in that song, there's allegations and they're saying,
Starting point is 01:26:33 you guys knew what Kendrick was saying and you didn't stop it from happening and you should have good thing yes basically that and um she also said that uh the judge vargas said that listeners would not expect accurate factual reporting from a distrack so she's like why are you expecting anything of this to be facts when this is distracks and she even pointed out that drake himself had said you know a lot of things uh including that kendrick lamar supposedly a domestic abuser and then also that supposedly a domestic abuser and then also that supposed to be facts and then also that supposedly a Kendrick Lamar's son is not biologically his. Yeah. And she even referenced the Taylor made freestyle when he's like, you asked him to basically call you the PDF file. Right. And that freestyle, which is no longer available, I believe. Yeah. He mentions things like, oh, what do you? Let me guess. What are you going to do? You're going to say, I like young girls.
Starting point is 01:27:22 Yes. And then she's like, say, Drake. Yeah. So essentially she was saying the things that I found were that you two were mudslinging. Mm-hmm. And anybody listening to it could know what, a disc track and they could, even if they only heard his, they saw this other stuff he was throwing around and wouldn't really decide like this is what it was. But before all of that
Starting point is 01:27:45 though, Vic, because now we're getting into the song itself is on trial. And that wasn't what it's supposed to be. It's supposed to be UMG's doings. Like he's trying to say UMG, you propelled it, you pushed it. And so she found like, no, it didn't work out like that. They pushed it the same way they would push your music. Yeah. And even when they dismissed it, UMG was like, yeah,
Starting point is 01:28:03 we're still gonna continue to push your music too, Drake. Yeah, literally. Because it's still on the label. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:28:09 And then they also, you know, one of her, one of her statements was like, they had nothing to do with the inception of the song. Like they didn't help, like UMG didn't help create it.
Starting point is 01:28:18 Right. All they did was publish it. As they would. As they would with anybody, you know? So, yeah, it was basically dismissed. But Drake's team does plan to appeal.
Starting point is 01:28:27 So, you know, we'll see if that goes. But I'm, just begging and pleading with Drake. Just take this L and move on. Leave it in 2025. It was supposed to be left in 2024.
Starting point is 01:28:36 Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And now it's like dragged on to 2025. It's, you know, it's October by now. Just close out the year. Just drop your ice man out. That's what I was saying. It's his birthday month.
Starting point is 01:28:45 Let it be petty. He needs a win. October's very own. He can do whatever he wants. He needs a win in October. Yeah. He has to look somewhere else because he's not going to get it here. But yes, I also wanted to talk to you guys about Cardi B's Op.
Starting point is 01:28:57 All right. Bia. She dropped a brand new album titled. Bianca, and since she got dissed on Cardi's album, you know, on song Pretty and Petty, we were waiting to see if she would disc Cardi back. So she has a song titled Plus 44 where she mentions Cardi B's boyfriend. You guys, listen to this. I'm really putting my best on.
Starting point is 01:29:16 Can you dig it like Stefan? Swipe. Grand new bag, I need this. Mantrault dark and handsome send that white like Idris. So she mentioned Stefan Diggs in the bar, which was interesting because it's like, okay, out of all the people in the world you could have named. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:32 Why does it have to be Siffon Diggs? Which also, if she wanted to just keep that cadence and like the digging. The rhyme scheme. Yeah, the rhyme scheme. Diggs has a brother named Trayvon. Oh. Which would fit right in. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:45 Oh, yeah. She could have just named Trayvon Diggs. For show intentional. And it wasn't a straight out disc which makes it look even worse. Yes. Because why are you saying my man's name? Yeah. At all.
Starting point is 01:29:55 Like, why do you mean? And it's not even in a disc way. Like, it's literally like she's digging like Stefan. Yeah. It's like, why are you saying? I know all the football players in the world. Yes. And he has a brother.
Starting point is 01:30:07 You said my man's name. Yes. So I think that's strike one. All right. She has three strikes on this album to me. Oh, three? She has three strikes. That's one.
Starting point is 01:30:15 All right. The next one is she kind of tried to make her own version of Cardi B's I like that with sampling another Latina legend, Shakira. Okay. Just how Cardi B sampled Celia Cruz on the I like that. So this is Bia's song the hard way. All right, listen to this. That's not, that's not Bia.
Starting point is 01:30:53 No, this is the hook. This is Becky G. But yeah, so she sampled that. To me, it kind of's like giving me I like it like that vibes. I wouldn't go far as to say that. I do think everyone's doing that. Yeah. Because then Wild Thoughts is doing that.
Starting point is 01:31:07 Like, Estella's done that. Like, it's, what's the one with Siza? Cizza has a record with DJ Khalid. Oh, uh, it was a. Oh, uh, uh, I'll, I'll, uh, The outcast one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:20 So everyone's kind of going off of like those records that we love. Yes. To me this was like, okay, you're sampling a Latina legend. It's like kind of like there's horns in this. I'm like, I can kind of. Party gang. Yeah, I'm party gang too, but I'm not going to go so far as to say that. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Starting point is 01:31:34 But I do wonder, Shakira being somebody that Cardi B talked to when she was getting cheated on with offset. You're right. Like, Shakira was like, I mean, Cardi was like, I hit up Shakira about like, how did she deal with it with her and her men. And so, like, this is a confidant. Like, I don't know. Shakira, did you clear the sample? I don't know. See, look, I'm going to mark that down as another strike for me, right there, just for that.
Starting point is 01:31:55 Okay, okay, okay. And the third strike is she closed out her album by using a rant from Cardi B's biggest op, Nikki Minaj. Listen to this. Y'all got you a destiny to be intimidated by a bad mother queen and get your motherfucker villain's hurt. But it's all my. So to me, it's like, that was the very end of her album. the last words, the last anything on her album on the song called Triflin.
Starting point is 01:32:31 So I'm like, why would you do that knowing that you're beefing with Cardi B? What do you mean why? Yeah, we know it about it. Yeah, of course. So that's why I'm like, that Strike 3 right there. Yeah. No, she for sure is getting, she's going to juice it. Cardi diss her.
Starting point is 01:32:44 She's going to be like, I'm going to drop my album too. I'm like eyes and ears are listening that maybe wouldn't. Yeah. To this album, right? It just is more troubling to me because it's an album titled Beyond. And you're supposed to tell us about yourself. Yeah, I thought that was... Unless your identity is Cardiana.
Starting point is 01:33:04 Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. And Cardi actually commented yesterday and was like, hey, I was going to drop this video for Pretty and Petty, which is the diss song towards Bia. But she was, yeah, she was like, but I might not. You're already helping her, Cardi. Like, not to lie, you're, you've been the biggest boost to her career.
Starting point is 01:33:20 You're like the Drake Stimmy package for her career. No, for sure. Beaving with you is put up her stock. name of them. I don't know. I don't know how this is going to work out. But yes, that Shakir's song. Do we love it? Play, play Bia's part. You only play Beckie's. All right. You necessitas. He wants a body baby on the float a rap laisla. The crown's heavy on me cabisita. He asked me if I'm
Starting point is 01:33:47 I'm not mad at that. Yeah. Her part's fire. I'm not mad at. I like Becky G's part better. My favorite thing about Bia's album is Becky G. That's crazy. All right. Thank you for that. Victorino. Yeah, that's it. We're going to see some more back and forth. I just hope you guys make it out of each other's shadows, both of you, like you guys. Just don't know each other. Do like we do with our Tias that we're here.
Starting point is 01:34:09 Just like, they're not even there at the party. Yeah, just say hi and just walk away. Thank you, Vic. And keep it here.

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