Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 579 Teen Drinking is Very Bad & How Much is a Hairy Down There Worth? 🍑 | Brown Bag Mornings (10/15/25)

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

The 'Homie Help Line' gets tipsy as they tackle a tough question about whether a friendship is salvageable after one mom let another's 15-year-old daughter get "turnt" at a party, prompting the crew to repeatedly remind listeners that "Teen drinking is very bad". Meanwhile, the crew dissects the latest celebrity chaos, from Al Pacino's legendary romantic regrets over Diane Keaton to the wild Skims thong featuring a hairy bush, raising the question of what price you’d pay for a hairy down there. [Edited by @iamdyre]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown bag, the better. Come on. Farrow with 06. Happy Wednesday, my friend. It's 1015. It's 8. Now today is Gucci Main's Day.

No. Oh, 1017. Dang it. Two days away. Friday. I did this on 107, huh? Yes. Dang it.

Yes, we're almost there. 1017, Gucci Main's day. Okay. That's not his birthday. Uh-huh. It's his label. Yes. And it's the address of his grandma's house is what I learned.

Oh, yeah. We're all going to be drinking lemonade on that day. And doing this song to our ups. Any way, good morning. Good morning. Next here. Concrete's here. Angelica is here.

Victor is here. I've been having trouble finding something to watch on streaming. So I wanted to ask you each, what have you been watching on streaming that you can recommend? Angie, I'm going to go to you last because you have. an idea. Yes. On streaming, bro.

I don't mean on the hook. Yeah, I was going to say. On streaming. What is something? Be very specific. Okay. Page number four. On like Prime or Disney Plus or Netflix or Hulu.

Like what has been something you guys are watching? I literally just, have you ever been where you're just, you spend more time scrolling on the actual page of. Yeah. My food gets cold. Yeah. What to watch? I do that every single time. I'm looking for something while I'm eating.

And it just takes forever. It takes forever. Done eating already. So I'm having that. Again again. I'm like, okay, maybe I need recommendations. So what would you recommend? I'm watching scary stuff right now, so you wouldn't like any of it. Like weapons?

I watched weapons. It was pretty good. Isn't that movie theaters? Well, you can watch it at home too. Oh, really? Yeah. You got to just rent it. Oh, okay.

Oh, got you. Sometimes time does that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like scary movies, so I know you're not going to like any of those. Yeah, thanks. Yeah. Well, there's two things. Okay, I'll be, I'll be.

K-pop demon hunters is on repeat every single out. I got T-shirt 30. I got cardboard cutouts. I feel like I know all of the lines. Yeah, my oldest son is learning Korean. Wow. And then the other one. Who's teaching him?

Himself. Not you? No, no. I don't know, Cory. Stop. Stop. I just know the accent. That's not an accent.

That's not an accent? That's not. Why your Korean accent and your Japanese accent sounds same? They're the same thing. No, no. Yes. They got no. They got no, they're way different.

Way different. I like Korean homies and her Japanese homies. Feel free to teach you. Way different. Yes, it is. Correct. Come on. And then the other one is my girl, she loves horror,

so she's been watching this thing called Monster or something. I don't know with this guy. Okay, Angie, you're nodding your head too. I've been wanting to watch it. That's what I was going to recommend you, monsters. Have you seen Psycho? Oh, man. No.

But it's the story behind it. I've seen the previews for it. It's really good. I see it. It's like the first preview. And I was like, you mean a couch out of people's faces. Yes. I'm learning.

a lot. I know. Supposedly this is the story of what inspired Psycho. Yes. Yeah. And him and his mom have a thing, not like a thing, but like their relationship is really And inspired that and the guy from, I believe, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Oh my God, Los. Yeah. Yeah, that's the face off guy, you know, the skin guy. Okay, maybe I'll watch that, but only during the day. Oh yeah. Yeah. And they watch Demon Hunter's after. What about you, Vicki? Um, okay. I've been wanting to watch that monster thing.

Oh, you haven't. I haven't because I couldn't find the remote for four days. What? But I finally found it yesterday. Okay. But I've been watching this biography of Bill Clinton and the Monica Lewinsky scandal on YouTube. Very interesting. Oh, on YouTube.

Because I couldn't find the remote. You guys aren't watching Love is Blind or anything? No, nothing like that right now. Wow. I'm surprised. They're off-season. They're off-is-is-Ilanders over there. Oh, yeah. And my girls watching this, Maidon, the girl with the Tourette's syndrome.

Oh, hilarious. Okay, the girl that had the TikTok, right? Yes, yes. And now she has her own show. I think it's in the second season. She has the tic. Yeah, she has a fiance or something, right? Yes.

I also saw a previews to that. I'm watching a lot of previews because clearly I'm not getting through. Yeah, my girl loves that one. Okay. All right. Thank you for your recommendation. Those are your brown bag recommendations of the day, right? You know which one was good?

The one that you were talking about were the girl, the mom's bullying the girl? Oh, yeah. I don't know the name, but yes, watch that one. That one was really good. I like that. Oh, the high school. Yeah, the high school catfish. I was going to see.

And you just gave away then. I mean, that's kind of. No, you don't know. Not, bro. Yeah, you let them find out. Damn. You led with the end. Spoiler alert.

I know. It's still a good. It's still a good. It's even better when you don't know what's about to happen. And it surprises you. The last five minutes. It's like hella. It's hella episodes.

Yeah. All right. Keep it here. More brown bag mornings on the way. We got Magic Mountain Fright Fest tickets. Oh, it's not going to rain today. So, oh, well, I'll let Khan tell you that in the way. Surprise.

But we're not going to do four corners anymore. We had a lot of fun with that. But we are going to do impersonations coming up at 8.30. So Magic Mountain has a lot of loony tunes. Yeah. Concrete, let me see your best Taz impression. Something like that? Yes.

That's pretty good. That's yours. That's good. I love it. I love it. So we're going to be doing that for tickets coming up at 8.30, you know? How fun. It's very professional at work.

That make money move. That make money move. All right. How much is a hairy down there worth? How much is a hairy down there worth? I don't want the actual price, Greg. I do not. What?

I'll get out. Yeah. Get out. Gochino. Get out. What out? We'll find out. He disconnected his own headphones and walked out.

No. You don't need out to play the out for La Tia, I know. We'll find out what Kim Kardashian says. The price of a hairy down there is, a hairy bush is. That's coming up. But first, you know, there's a lot of laws that have been passed, especially at the beginning of October. One I think is going to go really well,

especially for both food delivery people and for us the clients. Okay? It's called the AB 578. And it's basically talking about the 3rd. refunds when your order's wrong. You know, sometimes you get your order wrong on stuff. They have to pay you back like in the card that you were charged versus sometimes like, we'll give you a credit on the app.

They're like, no, it's got to be dinero. Like you cannot try to like coax them into like, hey, we'll pay you this way. I also learned about tipping. Apparently, this is what some food delivery apps have been doing. Let's say I'm a driver. I'm a delivery person. You tip me like whatever, like, uh, the, cost that I'm they're telling me like hey you could do this delivery you'll get six bucks right

and you tip me three dollars the delivery app will then just give them three dollars to make that six versus the six they were all you're supposed to pay him and then the three so they'll use your tips to offset what their balance should be to the driver they've been doing that and because of this law they can't anymore like your tips that you give them 100% to them and it doesn't go to offset the cost from like the actual like delivery apps themselves, which is crazy. It's crazy to find out like the little loopholes they've been doing.

And they're going to do it until they're restricted. So now they're going to be restricted in that sense. Yeah, I use delivery service every day. So it's just like the price of the stuff is like, you know, $1 tip, bro. Yeah. Nah, it does get crazy. Yeah.

It does get crazy. Go ahead. $10 meal turns into a $25 hour meal, though. Easy. Easy. I'm like, you know what, I'll drive. Yeah. I'll drive.

I'll go pick it up. I sure did that with my groceries the other day. I was like, yeah, we could do this one or I just go get it and charge myself, all right? Look, but speaking of delivery, the old school delivery, pizza, right? Yes. There was always a fight between Pizza Hut and Domino's. It shouldn't have been. Pizza Hut is so superior.

What? Pizza Hut is king. Oh, Domino's, bro. Oh, no, you're crazy. I'm revving the D over here. Left that D, okay. Okay, you're a Pizza Hut. family.

For sure. Okay. And you're a dominoes. Okay. Do the colors have anything to do with it? Oh, I don't even think about that. But then I also think like, do you like Pepsi? No.

Oh, okay, okay. I mean, I love everything. Do the dominoes and Pepsi lovers are they against the pizza and Coke lovers? Because I just go red and blue. But Domino's is both. It's red and blue. Oh, yeah, but it's more known to be. Pizza has burgundy, doll.

Oh, it's fancy. We are maroons. We had a buffet, dog. Pizza has buffets. Oh, back in the table. They saw Pizza Hut's brick red All right Well Domino's is now trying to win you over with a jingle

There's a new jingle Let's go To Domino's You guys can hear Listen to this Dom Munoz You need it again

Yeah What Dom Menoz Dom Menoz Try again buddy No Pizza Hut could never

Pisa Hut never had to do a jingle To But you're gonna see it like Oh I love I love it. It's going to be like, mm-noes. You get me?

Mm-hmm. I don't know. It might work. Come on pizza, Pizza Hut. Wake up. Wake up, pizza, up. Do something.

You know that was a bangers? Ah, that's a bang. Mm-hmm. Mennose. And they got the soulful dude to do it. And Loki slaps a horn like you. We win. It's like the Adam's family at the end.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Minos. By the way, flat crust pizza, Domino's incredible. It's like you're eating chips. It feels like you're not.

Loe. It's so good. I have so many, like, I'll just randomly get free pizzas. I got all the points. Oh, yeah. It's amazing. I'm a domino's person, too. Yeah, they're so good to give it up away.

Oh. Show. Minos. All right. Kim Kardashian is selling Harry Bush, you guys, as a thong. Damn. Our new skims line is selling thongs that have a hairy bush at the front. And they all stems from, they used to sell a bra that had, like, like, a little bump.

So it kind of looked like when you were wearing a shirt. that you weren't wearing a bra under and then you could see a little cute little like perky nips. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But it's a bra that had it look like that. That kind of, it seemed very parody,

but it's sold out. So now they're coming with a thong that has a hairy bush. Yeah, yeah, just get ready. While girls are with their pains and get it wax. Right. Yeah, it comes in all different colors too. They're straight curly.

It's just the whole thing. All the drinks can match the carpet. Yes. I think it's funny that they dropped it in the wintertime. Facts. Yeah. With the fur. We're with the fur.

Yeah. Come on, Kahn. Yeah. Some smaller elephant than others, I guess. Elephant in all sizes. Did you say, mm, nose to that? It is October 15th. We're halfway through October.

I hope you have your Halloween costumes ready. I do not. Yeah, it's going to be about that time. Can you give us a hint about your costume, Greg? It is a couple. I just don't know who I'm going to be the other side with. That's the thing. What? Talk to him, Conkrey.

Talk to him, Vic. It's a little late for that, buddy. No, I can still find somebody. So you have a couple's costume you want to do. Really want to do it. So bad. So bad. But you're looking for somebody to be the other part.

Yes. Catch up a monster or something? No, no, no, no. Is it like Joker and Harley Quinn? No, no, no, no. The character's blue. One other characters is blue. The avatars?

No, no, no, no. I want to tell you for blue. Smurf? No. No? Should I just tell you? Yeah, just tell us. Corses bride.

Oh, he did say that. Remember I said that last time. I want to be the husband. Okay. The groom. Greg is the type to plan a wedding. It's like, all I need is a wife. Yeah.

But I don't know why. I don't know why. I'm pulling the spot. So you want to be corpse bride's husband. Yes. But you need a corpse bride's husband. The blue one. The blue one.

There's two brides in there, but the blue one. The blue one. The blue bride. I feel like girls, like, when they do that, they rock. So are you in between certain girls? Do you have prospects or is it? I don't. You have no prospects.

I wonder why. It just boggles my mind. So sad right now. Bro. Deserved. That's like you have to meet. You're putting like, okay, you have to meet a girl. Then you have to be like, all right, do you like being the corpse right?

Do you want to be in a couple's costume? All within less than two weeks. Fact, fact. That means he has, yeah, yeah. Unless you find that girl that, like, meets you today, loves you tomorrow. You want that girl. I'm doubt for that.

Yeah, I just want to be like... But then you get sick of her. I just want to be that costume for a good Instagram post. That's it. Okay, AI it. Because that's the route you guys. No, that's not personality. That's right you're going.

Me and Angie, do you guys want me to tell you? Yeah, we want to know. Are you ready? Yeah, yeah, tell them. We want to be Las Milamores. Oh, that's great. That's right. That's right.

That's right. About the work on it. Wow. And we know them too. Yeah. Oh. Power number one in L.A. That's right.

Dodgers. Don't be quiet. That's right. Whatever. That's hilarious. They're viral sisters that always wear, they find the same outfit. Yeah. So me and Angie want to be them.

So if you see us, like, just know that we did it. Yeah. a video and everything. And blue sequenced pants. Yeah. Like, whatever it is, it's matching. There's steps involved. Like, like, yeah.

The hardest part is going to be finding the filter that they use. Well, I think we probably should hit them up for help. Let's go Rams. That's right. That's right. What about you guys, Vic and Concrete? I'm going to be Captain Hook. My girl's going to be Tinkerbell.

I can see it. I like it. Thank goodness. Because what were you going to be a couple weeks ago? Peter Pan. He was going to be. Peter Pan. Oh, you should.

Yeah, I fought my way out of Peter Pan. And I made it to Captain Hook, baby. It'll be Peter Pan. I put my foot down. The homie Peter Pan over there. Hey, look, check it here. Check it here. I'm going to be no Peter Pan, right?

Oh, you're not. No, you were down to be Peter Pan. No, I didn't really. With a tight to everything. Yeah, with the tights. I'm not with that. Connor, you're doing a family, a family costume? I think I, well, I don't know.

I think when my boys, I don't know, I might be a Saja boy. Oh, from Soda Pop You know Sautry Boy I'm already there I'm already there Which one? The baby? I don't know

There's a different ones Or like the actual The main one Duh Look at me What So you have a little baby girl And then your wife

Are they gonna be The Demon Hunters? Yeah she wants Yeah So she got her little The purple braid The purple wig It does

Yeah It's the big thing It's a big thing Right now All right Well we hope That your costume journey is going as good as ours, okay, and not as bad as Greg's.

It's going to be sad. But it is. You know it's not going to be sad? It's wicked Wednesdays. You're mixed. You're a matchup. Yes. Let's hear it.

I was bumping this song right here, the I, I, I, I, but our homie, pack jocco, you know. Oh, you were thinking about her? He has an extra night. Oh, his eye, girl. Yeah. She would do TikTok. She would do her L's in the air and she would go. Give her a shout out.

Yeah, what's my name? Does she have a podcast now? Does she do pod? No, she does it. Make her corpse brides or whatever. She would be a perfect one too. They used Greg to step up in their career in podcasting. Oh, wow.

She would be a good curse person. I should have that. She would be a good conversation. We all heard it. I was going to play this. All right. But you were thinking about Taii and then you wanted to mix it up into. Yeah, I'm going to make a little spooky.

My and I by me I'm a I need I know not where I mean Ratchit B'i by me There's something strange In your neighborhood

Who you gonna call Look good Who you gonna call Okay That's pretty far And there's a lot of ghosts In the AE you just told us About the Pomona thing

There's a lot of food Looking like zombies out there for sure Wait Is Preetown The 909 It's a 9909 but it's not POMona's it something It's a something.

D-Town's a own thing. But there's a lot of scary stuff going on. Oh, my God. Riverside, I heard, like, there's a lot of house, hot and state houses out there in Riverside. Yeah, that's a kind of scary. What have you heard, Khan? I got some coming up for y'all. Oh, me.

Around there. Close by. Bye. Close by. Shout out to the IA. Close by, close by. And shout out to spooky season, all right? Every Wednesday we're going to do a little mashup, a little special mashup with a little scary song.

And, like, something recently. and new. I like it. I like it. Yeah, go ahead. I've never heard. I've never heard that Ghostbusters one. I know Ghostbusters is a song, but that version, Fire.

What you mean? That's a regular ghostbler. No, no, it says, who are you going to call? Ghostbusters! It's more like Abed and like Rockish almost. That's the only one that I know of.

No, no, no. Well, I've never heard that one. Really? Yeah. Oh, wow. But I also knew the old ghoststers. You watched the new one? Yeah.

Oh, that's why. But you guys film me? Yeah. That one is very vibes. Yeah, that one's new. This is how he sounds? Something wrong. It's something strange.

No. The other one is very like rockish. Like almost like like Ghostbusters and like saved by the The bell had the same like, yeah, nothing in the morning and then Ghostbusters is

when there's something strange in the neighbor who you're going to call? Yeah, by Ray Parker Jr. Yeah, so duh. You don't have that one? This is the version of it. Okay.

Oh, the trumpet. Maybe it was a beat. Maybe. Yeah. If it's something strange. Oh, yeah. Wow, maybe just making it vocals.

Yeah. I don't know why it's like. It sounds like tight all the sign. It's a something strange. Yeah. Blasey Blanlin. Wow. Yeah.

Tight. Shout out you. That's, shut up. I was so confused. I was like, wait, what are you guys talking about? I don't know. I feel like there was a 90s one. It's so crispy.

It's so crispy. Very nice, very nice. Good job. And now, the weather. Hell my dog. With concrete storm. Perritos that is going down today, Wednesday, October, 15th, the sun is shining again.

The sun is shining. We survived, guys. Yeah, we did. And we will rebuild. Hey, but did you see that big rig that almost went? Yeah, that was crazy. That was like a movie right there. Imagine being that driver and you're about to go over, but you don't because of the rest of your thing is like helping you.

Imagine getting out. Oh, man. Go buy a lottery ticket. Like double seven right there. Today's your lucky day. Or don't buy a lottery ticket. Why? I don't know.

I just kind of felt like going the other way on that way. No reason at all. No reason at all. First, we're off to the city of Encino, man. Who's doing the Super Bowl? Benito, gang. Your high today will be 66 degrees just in case you guys forgot. Next, we jump to the carpooling all the way to the city of Gardena.

Catch me if you can, homie, because I'm pulling a movita. Your high will be 67. And now we're off to the city of Hisperia Where no matter what, foods get their fairia Your high today will be 60 degrees And lastly, we walk the pit bull to Mission Viego. I have a question.

Where's Carmen San Diego? In San Diego? Why would she be in Michigan Viejo? No, you will never... Where in the world is Carmen Zan? You don't know? Oh, she's different places. Oh, true.

You can't get... Yeah, you're right. What's that? Anyways, your hat will be 66 degrees, dog. And I have a... I have a crazy little... What's scary? Yeah.

Why are you laughing? He doesn't know where he's at right now. No, I do know where I'm at. I do know where I'm at in the city of Hesperia. What text sizes your text on your phone? That's average. It's average. The Indian boy on the Mesa.

People say there's a ghostly figure of a Native American boy walking up to the windows of random homes on the Mesa near Hisperia, looking in and then he vanishes. That's it. That's all I had right there. What? That's sad. Yeah.

Just like the boy, that story vanished quick right there. Run through the temperature. Run through a quick. Encino 66, Gardena, 67, Hesperia 60. Mission Viejo 66. Yeah, your boy, Concrete. Concrete Storm. Say it with your chest, bro.

Cochreve. I saw what you did there in your weather. outside? He's got blown by the wind? I know. No, we have an update. We have an update. What's the update?

It's the rebuilding. We'll show you guys. Oh, you guys are going to do another video? Yeah. Roundback mornings 1-06 on Instagram. Yeah, yeah. So keep it locked in, brother. Keep it locked in.

It was so cold filming that in the rain. I bet. Really? It was. What? Check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help? We need your help.

We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. Stephanie needs our help Stephanie sent us a DM and said Hey brownback crew I need your guys advice ASEP so I had a really good friend Kim and I had to end our friendship

Because she had a party at her house And my daughter was underage drinking there Goodness When I picked her up that night she stumbled in the car And was slurring her words I just like you so much man Oh, mom. What is that?

You love your mom. Yeah. I just love you so much, Mom. I heard it. Okay. She said, Brown bag. She's only 15 years old. I am not okay with that.

And when I confronted Kim about it, she told me I was being really aggressive and making her uncomfortable and overreacting. She said, I tried to apologize in the next day for the way I came at her, but she was not trying to accept my apology. We ended up talking and being cool a few weeks later, but then she texted me recently and said, our friendship just isn't the same anymore. And I'm tripping out because all of a sudden, I'm the bad guy. So I went off on her again.

Say hello to the bad guy. Yes, and now our friendship ended for good. I get people that are going to say I overreacted. I just couldn't wrap my head around that she basically didn't care about our kids drinking. My daughter loves her daughter, so it's a tough situation, but is this even a friendship worth saving? Help me out, Brownback. What? You're breathing.

What? How dare you breathe? What? My dad. The homie smelling the microphone. Before we move on, we would like to say that. Ting drinking is very bad. And that's it.

We're not seeing the rest of that bar, okay, of tipsy. Yes. Right? Yes. So she's a 15 year old, went to a party, the daughter of the mom's friend, got turned. Mom picks her up and now mom's turning up on the mom, the other mom. They were home girls, probably met through the family, all of that, she says. And now she's trying to figure out, like, look, I went off on them for what happened.

And then everybody kind of made me the bad guy for turning up saying like, hey, I don't know that. Like, we can't really be cool anymore and stuff like that. And then I turned up again like you guys aren't about to make me be the bad person in this. Like you guys were giving the kids alcoholic beverages. Stephanie is funny. It sounds like she's like, you're making me do this. You're making me crazy. And so she turned up on her friend.

They're not cool anymore. I guess the issue stands is she may feel like, dang, did I go too far? That's what people seem to be telling her, at least in their circle. Like, hey, you went too, like, you just went too extra. Like, you could have just told her like, hey, that's not okay. Instead, you made a scene. You turned up. You told her things that you shouldn't have.

Yeah. And so now it's like, do I have to feel bad about this? Is it worth mending? You know, our daughters do love each other. Yeah. Or should I just make sure that me, she would have never done this on her own. I know.

She needs to stay away from that house. How do I treat this? How do you treat it? Well, I'm a parent. My son's 11. And I mean, I guess in a few years, I'm going to have to deal with that reality, right? You know, four or five years, whatever, when he starts wanting to go to parties. Like, I know for me, it happened around that age, you know, high school.

It's like, oh, you know, sneak into. What do you mean? What? You were under age. Did you not hear? Teen drinking is very bad. It was, yes, it's bad. But in 2006, nobody really cared that much.

I cared. I cared. I cared. I cared. I cared. My child was one at that time. In 2000, yeah. I was a teen mom, but wouldn't teen drink.

2005, 2006, completely different time in our country. But. Yeah, see, I, yeah, that was. No drinking and you already turning a, the total modos. Yeah, and the baby came out amazing. That's right. But, I mean, I have to, like, it's like, it's unfortunate. It's one of those things, like, kids are going to experiment, you know,

but also do you want your kid to, like, not. All parents are going to be cool with that. So it's like putting your kid at the house of like the crazy Tia or whatever. I guess that's supposed to be up to the parent. Like whatever happens, like that's going to be your thing. Yeah. Not somebody. It shouldn't be up to somebody else's parent to have.

And you were talking about this and you're like if there were kids over in my crib, like I would feel really hesitant. Yeah. About like, because you have nieces. But if like if there was somebody else's kid there, you're on purpose not giving that kid. Oh yeah. No, no. That's a lot of liability. Like if something happens, like I don't want to be the one blamed.

Like, oh, you're the one that give a Mark. Yeah. But if it was my nieces, then, yeah. No, no, because. Ting drinking is very bad. You are very right, but I would be a hypocrite if I'd be like, no, then be drinking. Yeah. But you could say it still.

See how we're saying it? Like, David, my oldest, he's in college, and he's just hanging out in college. Like, they're doing, like, what? They're meditating. Yeah. Boring. Art's a loser. Yeah.

They're learning. He's doing that extra stuff. Legos? They're playing Legos. Oh, no. He's 19. He doesn't even thinking about that. Oh, come.

I was pulling up with, dude, I was pulling up to my Theo's parties with a 24 pack. At 15. At 15. At 15. Oh, yeah. At the produce and Arlita, they used to let us buy it. What? And cigarettes.

What? At your thios. So what if your parents got upset at your Thio for letting you, do that. That would be the situation. It's a little different because Kahn brought the party. Theo had no thing.

Hey, he brought it here to me. And the cigarettes. All right. You were a seorre early on. I was a straight seor. He was born a seor. Sammy, Sammy and Herroupa Valley.

What's up, Sammy? Good morning. Good morning, Brownberg. Good morning. Good morning, Brownberg. Talk to us. What would you tell Steph? Okay.

So I had a similar situation. And me and my friend were still friends. She's my best friend. She's my best friend. For a very long time since 2007. And she did something similar to me, except it was to my sister. And we fell out really bad.

Like, that was our worst fallout ever. So she let your sister's drink? She, yeah, she let my sister drink. Okay. And my sister was only like 17 at the time. the time. Oh my gosh. Ting drinking is very bad. So bad. And, um, but at the end of the day, she did take accountability. Like, and she did, you know, apologize. We fell out for, for a while for like a, maybe like a little bit over a half of a year. Um, we fell out. And then she ended up

coming to me and she, like, apologize. And she was like, you know, I'm really sorry. Like, it was, it was my fault. Like, so if the friend isn't taking accountability, there's not friendship there. Like, because if you can't take accountability for what you did, then there's nothing to really be like, you're not really my friend because at the end of the day I trusted you, you know? And it's like, so for what, like, why can't I trust you with my kid? You know, like my sister isn't my kid, but she's like, you know, she's still my kid at

the end of the day, you know? And so for her friend to do that and then still trying to like gaslight her, it's like, yeah, no. Like, you're not really my friend. Like, you want to be my friend when it's convenient for you. Sammy, how much onus do you put on your sister, who was 17 of the time? Oh, 50-50. Okay. Because my sister asked her to buy her the alcohol. Oh, good.

I told my friend no, but then my friend still did it. Oh, my God. So it was 50-50. I don't take, it wasn't full accountability on her. Like, yes, you were the adult, but also my little sister made her own choice. Yeah. And she chose to drink, you know? And it's like, no, like, if you're going to make your choices, you're going to lie in your bed. And she ended up getting in trouble regardless, you know. So, and not by me. For me, it wasn't like so much like, no, my sister can't do it. But it was like, okay, you can't do it and then not expect to get like in trouble. Like, because if she would have went to the party and she would have drank on her own and she was with her friends, by all means, go and drink and do what you're going to do with your friends. You're going to do it regardless. Like, I stop you. But then it was the fact that. it was my friend that bought her the drink and now I have to clean up the mess afterwards. So if she drinks

unsupervised, that's fine. It's not as bad. It's not as bad. You're like, go ahead. Go ahead. I get her. I get her. Buying the alcohol is a whole different level. Yeah, that's like you're guilty. Because she didn't have any alcohol

to begin with. Thank you, Sammy. Thank you. So all of a sudden it's like, oh, you don't have any. Oh, don't worry. I'll go to the store. I'll be right back. I'll get you right. I don't know. It's kind of crazy. I mean, look, if I think if, I think if teens are drinking with teens is cool,

but then if there's adults around, you don't know if there's going to be a Senor Manioso right there, you know what I'm saying? Oh, why are you thinking that? No, no, that's crazy. No, no, it's that, the truth. You don't know who's at that party. I know.

There's going to be older dudes. Oh, she's drunk. You don't know that, bro. You don't know that, and you got to be careful. Seniors manioses exist. That's a way to scare them for you. Yeah. So listen right now.

You're 15-old little girl. Now scare the guys, too. Hey, there's seora maniosa. No, see how that's different? Sorry, see how that's it? No, hold on, con. No, I'm just, no, that's disgusting as well. You know how to scare them.

There's also other viejos maniosos. Yeah. Yeah. What? Let concrete do it. Just let concrete do it. It made it a little weird now. You're saying.

That's like, Victor, come back. Now I'm scared. Hello, Lettie, how you? Thiel. Thio. No, Tio. I don't know Mattio

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Obviously, you shouldn't do it because team drinking is bad. Very bad. But I think once we add the adult element, like, that's different. You know, that's different. What about an adult, like, again, like it's her best friend. So I guess she was assuming they're having a kid's party. It's probably like a team. Trust no one.

No, no, but like it's a team party. Yeah. So my bestie's there. So like, that's fine. Maybe it wasn't that there's a bunch of deals there. Like, they're just lined up on the wall. It's pretty weird. But like that there's a bunch of kids.

and then the supervisor. Look, my kids go into sleepovers is a no, no, let alone go over there and drink. Yeah. So then how did you do the drinking with your Tios? Me? See, I was different. I was a 15-year-old seigneur. No, you're worried.

I was bringing the 24. And it wasn't my fault. It was the produce right there on Arlita. You're the one to have those thoughts. Yeah. I used to go to, hey, let me get four single cigarettes, please. Wow. I guess it seems to be that the 15-year-old daughter of Steph,

that she may have a little onus for kind of pushing it. Yeah. Like, hey, let's drink. Let's turn up. But the fact that she was in the house of someone that Steph trusted, now it's like, no, it's you too. Because you should have seen, you should have seen that they were doing that. Because if Steph's homegirl knows Steph well enough,

she's going to be like, hey, nah, hell. Now your mom is going to come over here and raise hell. It's like you drink. So absolutely not. You know what I'm saying? But she was just like, ah, it's fine, whatever. I'm not tripping. So she didn't respect Steph.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, Stephanie's on the line. Nice. Oh, my God. Stephanie. Yes, good morning. Stephanie.

Good morning. Concord wants to know if you're scared of the Vuejo Maniosos at the party. Oh, definitely. See? Are you in the banjo at work or would? Probably. Yeah, I'm actually in a bit of a hurry. Oh, okay.

Stephanie, talk to us. I guess what ends up happening? Where are you guys right now? You, your daughter, and that family? Me and my daughter were okay. Me and my friend, unfortunately, we don't talk anymore. It's just kind of dead it. And your daughter hadn't drank before this, or she has?

No, she hasn't. She hasn't. Imagine she's like, me and my daughter broke up. We're not talking. She's not my daughter anymore. What has your daughter said about all of this? She's a apologetic. You know, she realized she did something.

wrong. Okay, she owned up to it. Yeah. So if only the mom of that house also felt like that, right? Yeah. Yeah, that part's wild. Is that her first time drinking or does she have a problem?

No. That's her first time. Huh? That was her first time. That was her first time. What's the thing that you said that was so crazy that made you guys stopped talking you and the lady? La Senora esa.

La Kim. Hello? Yeah. Did you hear me? What's the thing that you said that? they felt like oh you went too far well well no hello

okay she's gone oh great okay yeah I mean like I said it's it's just I don't know like I would be pissed I would be pissed I would be pissed let's go to the phone lines

we got Don and Corona Don what's up Don yo yo yo hey Don take me put me nice to your ear bro Don we're talking about our home girl Stephanie that called us up

she let us know that her daughter went to a party of a family friend and when she picked up her daughter her daughter was turned she was buzzed she got mad at that family friend for allowing this that family friend then like kind of just turned the tables like hey you went to extra like the next couple days you went to extra i don't know if we could really be friends anymore and she kind of felt like am i crazy you guys are the ones that messed up not me uh so she kind of feels in that in between now like am i wrong for turning up on them for allowing my daughter to drink or should i try to salvage this friendship friendship relationship that we have between the families

What would you say, bro? Don. Gee. All right. Don. What is he just laughing? What are you doing? Jesus, Louises.

All right. All right. Who else do you got on the line, bro? Let me see the... All right, let's go to Jessica. Jessica, I hope this is you. You're just not laughing. Good morning.

Good morning. Talk to us. Okay, so one, she needs to ask herself that if she wants to save the relationship, too. She has a teenager, everything's on social media, kids are very curious. She should have took better of her daughter. I'm not going to bash. I'm not going to bash. I'm not going to bash.

I have a serious girl. I'm not going to bash. But when I have my have friends that come over, my daughter's friends come over, and I have a really good friend. He lets his daughter drink. She's 15 and the once 15. and the 116. Okay. So let them have like a cellcer, but they won't get drunk.

They won't get drunk. But he allows it. He's like, I'd rather them do it in front of me. And I talk to my daughter, you're too young. You're too little. So don't do it. Or I'm going to take your door down. I'm going to take your phone away.

But I'm more on like alert mode. Like I'm constantly like, hey, you okay during the parties or any get-together. I'm checking her like, hey, don't do it. It's not worth it. Like, wait. too young. That's just my suggestion. If she feels like it's worth saving, save it,

and just be a little bit more cautious when they go out with their daughter. And she's around people like that. That's? I mean, yeah, I don't know. I mean, sometimes even when you try to salvage things, you know, a lot of the chassis is already broken, you know, the airbags already deployed. So, I mean, I don't know.

I don't think it's, I mean, it's cool to worth saving it. But, I mean, it has to be, You have to draw the line in the sand at some point, you know? Yeah. I mean, I don't, I don't, go ahead. I mean, she was teen drinking too, probably, so she's kind of like, if you about it. That's what I've seen it, too. Yeah.

So she sees, like, what she's done in the past. Yeah. That's lucky probably how baby girl came to this world. Mm-hmm. I don't know. It might be. It might not be, you know. All these situations, too, what we do when we're younger and how we went about it.

Isn't necessarily, like, we're not all perfect people. We didn't grow up to be, like, statues of liberty. No, we're broken. Yeah. So why are we always like, well, in my day, well, this is having. They can, and here we are. Like, you get what I'm saying? Like, it shouldn't just be because this is how it would happen to you,

that this is how it has to be for your kid. Yeah. I'm not going to lie, I didn't start drinking until I was like 19-20. So that's why I was, like, I really don't know. That is still. Tilling. He made it seem like he started drinking at 45. Compared to you guys.

I don't know. Wait, to be honest, I didn't start actually drinking until I was like about 33. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about, like, poni no my pelo. Like, getting faded. Like, yeah, I'll have a beer or whatever, but. It's still drinking underage.

But it's different. Like, when you drink as a teen, you drink to get faded. Yeah, okay. When you drink as a teen or even as a, you know, early 20s, you're drinking to get faded. Okay. You don't know how to drink at that point. You don't even know what you should be drinking. Okay, so I'm trying to follow you.

I'm trying to follow you, but you said you didn't start drinking to your 33. Yeah. But then you also said when you drink as a kid, you just. to get faded. Oh, no, no, I'm just telling you, like, usually teens when they drink, they drink to get faded. They don't, because they don't know how to drink. Okay, because you said you went to your deals with a six-pack and cigarettes.

I used to bring them. I used to, yeah, I used to just have, like, one or two is what to say? Nah, no, dude. I mean, I would have maybe half a beer, but it wasn't my thing to drink, is what I'm saying. It was more of like the social flex. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, look at me. I got a beer.

Yeah, I was the guy. I was the guy providing. So not until you were 33, started getting ped. Yeah. That's wild. I can count. I wonder what's more wild. I can count the times that I actually got faded.

Yeah, yeah. One of them was my birthday at Saturday Ranch, at Universal. I got super faded. Oh, are you? No, not Saturday, but it was like howling at the moon or whatever, and I got super faded. And then maybe like three times between like the ages of 21 to like 30, I got super, super faded. But I wasn't much of a drinker now. Yeah, you all feel, man.

I don't. Throw it on the rocks. What does that mean? It's okay. Concrete is funny. I get it. And then, well, I mean, Greg, thank God you didn't start drinking until later because, I mean, you went hard ever since. Yeah.

Yeah. I literally didn't start getting like drunk and stuff like that until probably 19, 20, and then it just never stopped. 19 to 19 till kidney problems. KPWR FM, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106, Ellie's number one for hip-hop. Stephanie hit us up. Stephanie hit us up because her daughter, who was 15 years old, was over a friend's house of Stephanie, a family friend's house. and she got turned. When she went to go pick her up,

her daughter was buzzed. And she kind of took it on with the head of the household, who also happens to be her friend. Told her off, said, hey, this wasn't cool, and none of that. And their friendship has never been the same.

She's starting to feel, though, and the way that people were talking about her, like if she went too hard, like if she's the one in the wrong. And so she's sitting us up asking, should she be, I guess, remorseful for the way things have turned out and she lost a friend and maybe her daughter lost,

like her home girl's house to hang out, or should she just be fine and be good without having this family in her life? Let's go to Louise and Granada Hills. What's up, Louise? Louise, are you there? No, you're not there. Thanks a lot. Cynthia, Cynthia.

Cynthia and Walnut. Hi, good morning. Hi, Cynthia. Talk to us. What would you tell Stephanie? Good morning. Can I give a quick shout out to my man, Andy? He listens to you guys every morning.

There you go. You just did. Hey. Oh, what's up, Andy? So as far as this, honestly, that's not a friend. I don't think that's a friend. You know, doing that and then not feeling any remorse or honestly care about how she's feeling. That's your child.

Uno never knows, you know. It's a common thing. Like we were talking about earlier, it's just, one never knows. One can be men, they're still children, you know. I hate to say it, but their brains are still developing to be drinking and getting, you know. Her frontal lobe. Their frontal lobe is not developed. When did you start drinking?

What age? Let's not talk about that. See? No, what I'm saying. Just because she started drinking at a certain time doesn't mean that her can't have to. Actually, I did start drinking at 21. My parents were very, very adamant about how many. That's good.

Congratulations. We just believe that concrete started at 33. I don't. I don't. Like, what the hell? That's admirable. We're just online today. I've never drank in my life.

I've never. The legal... With my parents, with my parents, they would let me taste. Just to not have the curiosity, like, oh, you know, you can taste, you can do that. But when it's your time, it'll be your time. And that's kind of what I... And I did stick by that because I did. That's good.

I doubt it. Great. Just trust her. I doubt it. Her family is much better than mine. The legal drinking is. age in my family is whenever you get somebody pregnant. It's like, all right, you're, you're an adult now. Might as well. So what age is that? It was 20 for me. Wow.

That's what they stop caring. They're like, you already. Yeah, because like, how can you not be drinking but be a dad? Yeah, exactly. It's like, ah, yellow. Yeah. Like he's old enough to be a dad. Yeah. And I don't know to drink about it. Exactly. I don't know. I don't know. All right. But I guess ultimately you want better for your kids and seeing that child, that 15 year old, kind of stumble in you probably have someone in your life you really care about Greg that's in like the teenage years if you were to see them kind of like stumble to you whether like if if you saw like an adult being the one that had allowed this you would be upset at that adult totally understandable you're a lightweight yeah they're a lightweight yeah they're young they're supposed to like they don't

like they don't know what to drink yeah they're drinking MDs yeah like I was I was drinking palm a song what is that what is that it's like a whiskey okay I thought you didn't yeah But listen. You're confusing. I know. What is true? No, listen. Because that's the whole thing.

What? Why don't you have your first official drink? I was seven. Okay. Oh, my God. Bro. I'm talking about beer or mixed drink. No, just because of alcoholic.

Alcoholic beverage. Okay. Alcoholic beverage? Oh, I was like 12 with a bump. I'm just kidding. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just throwing it on the wall.

This whole Simon is tipsy right now. This whole Simon is tips. Yeah, Valiole friendship respectfully. Even if you guys patch it up, the way you guys feel about that issue is going to keep happening again and again when there's parties. And like that's just going to be the issue. That's just the start of like, I guess you see how their house is and you see that your house is not like that.

So you just got to know like the same for you. Yeah. It's not the same environment. There you go. You're welcome. Chos gracias. All right. Oh my goodness.

If you weren't planning on. Fighting with your boss today or fighting with your employees. Add the new plan to your schedule. Is what's going down, Greg? Yes, there's a viral question right now for all you people that like to leave work early. Shut up, you people. Say us people. Yeah, you people.

What do you mean you people? You're not adding yourself into this community? No, I'm here all the time. What are you talking about? Oh, what? All right. What's the question? So, you know, we all have clockout times.

Yeah. Do you guys clock out before or after? You get me? So if you're working at 9 to 5, 5, 5, 5, or before 5 p.m.? No, the question is, 9 to 5. Yeah, you work in 9 to 5. Do you get ready to leave at 5 or are you out the door at 5?

That's the question. That's the question. 9 to 5. Are you getting ready to leave at 5? Yes. Or are you out the door at 5? Meaning you probably started getting ready to leave at 430, 445, all of that. And bosses are really mad about this.

This employee was walking out and this is what her boss said. All right, I'm going to head out. I'll see you tomorrow. Wow, 5 o'clock right on the dot. I just love your work-life balance. The work day ends at 5. We stop working at 5. That's not when we go home.

Do you guys understand the difference? Yeah, I get what he's saying. I get what he's saying. but it also depends on the job. It's a 9 to 5. We're there. First of all, 9 to 5 means working an hours a day five days a week.

No. Oh, that's cool. I thought 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Yeah. No. Are you sure? Who works at 9? A lot of people.

A lot of people driving right now. I get it. No, no. I used to work in 9 to 5. I got it 9 to 5. I got out of 5. From my understanding is that 9 to 5 means you work 9 hours a day.

It's 8 hours, one hour lunch. five days a week I don't know I never heard that but that would make some sense it makes a lot of sense it does and you've never really had a corporate job though

yes I have I just and not as of the last 17 years yeah see things have changed but guess what we get rest breaks now yeah you do so just point like period

your end of the daytime is 5 p.m. no I would say before I think it depends I'm telling you guys I'm putting in the little things of the story. If you're end of the day, if it's 5 p.m., are you getting ready to leave at 5?

Or are you out the door at 5 because you got ready at 4.30, which is company time. I'm out the door at 5. I'm getting ready to leave at 4. Especially that one hour is company's time. But the thing is, like, you're working, if I worked retail. So, like, I would have to clean the store. I'd have to get it ready to close because anything after 5, you can't technically. Well, look, like, let's say you're closing, right?

Because that's a whole other one. That's different. That's nine to five. Nine to five is essentially the office job. If you go in at 9 a.m., you get out at 5 p.m. It's not the gig at the retail store where you're closing. That's 10 p.m. 11 p.m. That's very different.

It's strictly for the nine to fivers. It's like an office corporate job. Nine to five is a colloquial term for a traditional structured full-time job, typically with hours from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. I get it. I know what I'm telling you, I saw it on Instagram, so whatever. But first concrete made sense too. It does.

It does because most people work. But it's not what we're doing right now. Most people work eight hours a day and then that one ninth hour is that lunch break. Yeah, no, I get it. I get it. No, to me, it depends on the job, right? Like if, say for example, you, like you're a barber and you have, you know, you close at 7 p.m. Yeah, you're going to start cleaning at 6.50 to get out of it because you're not going to get another somebody in your train for the last 10 minutes.

That's totally great. if the conversation was about barber times. This is about office jobs 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. So if that is your gig, are you getting ready to leave at 5 p.m. Or are you leaving at 5 p.m.? No, you're wrapping up 10 minutes before. No, okay, so I used to work at the bank.

So we would close around 5, right? I would help a customer all the way until 5. And if they had something to do, it's like, then you have to stay after until it's 5.30, whatever. You close the door at 5 and then you start to clean up. Can we just call this Brown Bank so he stays until we're done? I get it. That's a very corporate guy right there.

Can we do that? Can you call us the Bank of Brown Bank? Yeah. He can't say to help? You can. But see, I don't look at this as a job. This is my dream. That's a difference.

That's a difference. You know what I'm saying? This is just a dream I wake up every day and I'm able to do. And you're living in. I'm just living in it. He's actually asleep right now. Somebody pinched me right now. Thanks, Angie.

Say, thanks. Yes. Yes. When I used to work at H&R Block, I was the receptionist there, and I was there from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., right? If there was one of the tax preparers working with the client, I'm staying until that client is done. What?

Yeah, even if my end time is 5 p.m. And then at 5 p.m. is when I close the register, when I close, like, everything and stop taking clients. But I can't leave. Couldn't do it. I know. Greg, put yourself in the position of, like, you're trying to get help.

help for something, right? You're probably zooming over. Oh my gosh, they're about to close. You get there at 457 and you're like, oh my God, I made it. And then they tell you, sorry, it's closer. We're not taking it. But how dare you get there at 557? Come on, man. It's happened. Is that what it is? And you've done it. I've done it. Of course. I just did that. You see? Dude, that's so whack. How mad would you be though if they're like, we can't help you? Even though there's three minutes left. It's 10 minutes. I'm packing up to leave. No, the pharmacy closes at 8 p.m. I went there like at 7. Look, one place I suggest to never do that at is when you get to a restaurant and they're about to close.

Bro, just don't do it. Oh, yeah, because you're going to. That's whack, dude. People want to go home. They've been cooking all day. The servers are tired. Now that we talked about restaurants and stores, let's go back to nine to five. But what do you mean?

Isn't, isn't a job? It's still corporate to some degree? No, we're talking about like an office job. Oh, like an office job. Like a job. Like a job you go in at 9 a.m. And you get out at 5. Yeah, like one of those.

Yeah, I worked for Fiasparais and Factor to you. I was doing accounting for them. Yeah, and you lied about it. And I lied about it. Yeah, he don't know. Hated it. Hated it. I was gone by five.

So then I probably don't need your answer for this question. So go ask your boss that's listening. Go ask your boss if I'm nine to five. Do I leave at five or do I start packing up at five? No, you can't pack up at five because I'd be overtime after that. No, because you're packed up. You stop working. You're not working.

You're packing up. That's not working. You're still there, though. No, it's not about being there. You can pull that card. Hey, Phil, Tommy, now you know if he's just walking around, he's just locking it in. He's clocking it. He waits till he's done with his bathroom time to clock out.

I was a habitual bathroom guy. Oh, my gosh. To this day. You never heard that saying, my boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. You got a poop on company time. Come on now. Okay.

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I don't know that she was in Looney Tunes. I think they might. No, I think they might have added her into that. Twitty birds. Sylvester, Tini. Spittie Gonzalez. Yes, yes, yes. Representation.

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There was this one in the Tiny Tunes. I think her name was Almira. It was, but Tiny Tune, wait. Animated she's a part of the Warner Brothers family, no. Probably, yeah. Okay. But it's just like that part is not. But there was this Amira girl, and she loved animals.

And she would squeeze it and hug it. And I want to take you. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And it would be like a tiger, and she's like, they're like, she's like ramming it all over. Is she the one that kept saying like, why? Why? I think so.

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Eve, go, Eve. Joanna, Joanna, go. Yeah. All right, you guys ready? Yeah, yeah. All right. I got my below. Lisa and Joanna hang on the line.

Eve, you're ready. Eve, congratulations. Yeah. Sounds like a homeless person outside of a gas station. Eve, Eve, say thank you in Taz, Eve. Thank you. So cute. That was amazing.

So cute. All right. Keep you here. We have your tickets every day this week to Magic Mountain Fright Fest. Okay. Maybe we'll do a bad bunny, bugs bunny tomorrow. Oh, there's also Marvin the Alien. Marvin the Martian.

Marvin the Martian, yes. Oh, I got this big chickens name Foghorn Leghorn. Oh, gosh. The Martian. Foghorn Leghorn. Okay. My brain is all mumbo-jumbo because the drama in this world is insane. It's on another level, Angie.

But it's so entertaining. Usually we're just supposed to talk about one story right now. Yeah. Oh, no. There's so much going on. Angie, please tell us. But before we get into it, I got another guest of celebrity. Oh, okay.

These are fun. These are fun. These are fun. Yes, they are fun, but they are spooky to the point where I get scared. I get scared all the time. Okay. But listen, listen, listen. Listen, guess which celebrity this is?

Anytime there was something strange that happened, felt like spooky, ghosty, full of something that was sort of maybe it's just in our heads and we're making it up. but like there was going down that made no sense Yeah like her I don't know who that is You guys know her She's an actress

Yes She's an actress You Leti love her movie Oh my god That's it just one One of her movies Anytime there was something strange that happened It felt like spooky ghosty

Full of something that was sort of Maybe it's just in our heads And we're making it up But like there was shit going down That made no sense What's the girl that they compared Jenna Ortega two? What? No, I was gonna say... She has bangs, right?

Really? You guys can't guess it? What do you mean her movie? I was just saying Hannah Montana? No. Hold on. Do you want me to name the movie she's in? No, but kind of. Like a little something. Vampires. Oh! It's Kristen, Kristen Stewart. Yes! There was something strange that happened. It felt like spooky ghosty. Bella, Twil of something. Maybe it's just in our heads and we're making it up, but like there was shit going down that made no sense. Speak up. Yeah, the stuff making no sense was two men fighting over her in their movie.

That's what was making no sense. Oh, you don't like Twilight. It was a book adaptation. Yeah, but they were not fighting over Kristen Stewart. That's crazy. They were fighting for Bella. It was a good movie and good books. Twilight.

Yeah, they're great. I like them. I like them. Okay, thank you for that. Yeah, she actually has a show called Living for the Dead where she co-produces and she has people going out looking for paranormal stuff. No way. So that's why she was saying, like on set.

That's time. See? It sounds like. a good idea. No, it doesn't. No. Angie, talk to us about Al Pacino.

Oh my God, you guys. Al Pacino has this big regret. He is a Vijo Maniosa. I'm going to just put it out there because he has a baby, a two-year-old baby boy

with a 31-year-old baby mama. How old is he right now? Al Pacino is legend. I can. 85. He has to be up there, right? 85.

85. So at 83 years old, he had a kid with a 30-year-old. Wow. Wow. Legend. Manioso or legend? Legendary.

No, with a 29-year-old. Tony Montana. A legendary Yihomanyoso. Yeah. Okay. So he's a new baby daddy to somebody. Yeah, two years, you know. But you know what?

Now he's regretting because he lost the love of his life, you guys. Diane Keaton. Mm-hmm. Diane Keen recently passed away. She did. She passed away on Saturday, right? And now apparently he's saying that he regrets not ever marrying her. If you guys didn't know, they actually did it for like 20 years.

Didn't know that. Yeah. They met at the set of. of the godfather? Godfather. Yeah, they were love interest in that movie. And throughout these years, like, he's always talked about her,

like how much he loves her, but for some reason he never married her. I have a lot of memories of Diane. I feel as though I've known you my whole life. You're a great artist. I remember it and I love it, and I love you forever. Oh, my God.

That's so sad. That's actually really sad. Bejo your own. So he loved her, but he wouldn't be with her? Yeah, like, to the point where Diane was actually, like, she gave him the ultimate. I'm like, hey, you're going to marry me or not, like, let's just call it quits. And he refused.

And so, like, it never happened. Oh, my God. It sounds like he stringed her along for, like, 20 years. And she got sick of it. Probably, probably. But because Diane actually admitted that El Pacino was the love of her life. Too. Yeah.

And it's so sad. He never locked in fully with her. He went to the grave, never being with the love of their own lives. Yeah. She was the one guy that got away. That's sad. She said that about him? Yeah.

Wow. Oh my gosh. Let this be your sign to hit that person up. Whoever it is. Say less. Oh, gosh. You don't want something to happen to you or to them, and then here you are because of your pride or because of something, like,

not telling them how you actually feel. And then you're going to be like Al Pacino, having kids with women. But that also sounds, a third of his age. That sounds great, too. I don't know. They're not even together. Al Pacino and the 30-year-old baby mama. Still sounds amazing to me.

Right. I don't know. It's either like lose the love of your life or have. a kid with a 30 year old at 80. Yeah, that's gross. Both sound good. Wait, both sounds good. All right.

All right. But speaking of marriage, you guys, I'm sure Britney Spears regrets regrets marrying her ex, Kevin Federline. Why? So he's coming out with a new memoir, right? Called You Thought You Know, right? And he's talking about Brittany, like the night before their wedding, he caught her on the phone. The night before our wedding, I was like, what's wrong?

I thought she was talking to her mom on the phone or something. And maybe she was, like, having doubt. And she told me that she was on the phone with Jessica. With Justin. Justin. Justin. Timberle. Yeah.

Wow. Oh, my God. All right. So their whole drama, and if you're attempting, you read any of the 17 newspaper or magazines or, like, the kids' bopper. What are the different magazine? J-14 at the time. It was everything.

Britney Spears and NSink. And Britney Spears. and Justin Timberlake together. Everywhere. She must, I think she cheated on him with a choreographer guy. This is the drama. Yeah. And then he made Crime Me River great song with a girl that looked like her.

And they broke it off. Yeah, super. It was an incredible song. She ends up getting him with KFed who was also a backup dancer. Yeah. That was her backup dancer. Oh, my goodness. And then like what's crazy is that like four months later,

Britney's the one that proposed to Kevin. Oh, goodness. And he was like, no, no, no, Brittany, you shouldn't do that. So then like a couple of minutes later, he's the one that proposed. Yeah, that's what my Chizmosa vibes low-key kicked off, like figuring out what happened with Brittany and Justin and all of that. And I guess at their wedding with Kevin,

she had like fried chicken and hot chitos or something. It was just like some red. Like they wanted it to be like very, I don't know, like quote unquote, hillbilly style type of their love. Has she ever been cool? Like, she was cool. Oh, hell yeah. No, I mean.

That snake? No. Like cool, like up there. You know what I'm saying? Because it's like, that sounds already kind of cookie. That's her vibes though. Like it was like, I'm just a down-down-earth kind of girl.

You know, hit me baby one more time. You didn't think totally all there when she was in a little kid skirt, like a schoolgirl skirt? I was a little kid, so it was fine. Okay. So now finding out that she called her ex Justin Timberlake, we didn't know this. I know. The night before her wedding with Kevin Federline. And talk about what?

Exactly. So when Kevin actually caught her, she was explaining why she was on the phone. Then she was like, I just wanted to make sure that everything is done. I want to make sure that I say my final piece. I'm like, damn, you know, on the night before our wedding, this is what you decided to do. Bruh, and the live girl calls her ex. The night before our wedding just to make sure that the doors closed. Yeah.

No, no, mejo, bette. Wow. Here, I'll close this one. Largate. Yeah, you would think that's a red flag. Maybe don't get married. But he was just like, you know what? I'm a believer.

No, no. And let's go get married, you know? He said, well, I mean, even if it doesn't go well, chiching. Aw. Which is what happened. He got half. He got the bag. And they had kids, so.

He had two kids. Double chiching. Oh, gosh. That's crazy. Just, I guess, to find out that your partner, the day before your wedding, and you catch them and then you still marry them? That's heartbreaking. Yeah, no, he was saying.

It's called closure guys. No. She would get back with him right now. Thanks. With Justin? Oh, yeah. Yeah, probably. I don't know.

The way that she's talked about him. No, I don't think so. The way that she's talked about him in the book. Yeah. Herm, I'm more like, I don't think she would. I think she would. I think she would. It doesn't matter because he wouldn't.

Because they already had that close. Yeah, it doesn't matter because she wouldn't. Oh, yeah. He, no. I don't think you would. Chill out. The girl from seventh heaven? Yeah.

If she put the knives down, I think he would consider it. Anyways. And then. Speaking of, like, when, I guess like when staying quiet goes wrong is Al Pacino and Dankeen. When not staying quiet goes wrong, Britney Spears, apparently we're learning that when she got married to Kevin Federline, the day before the wedding, she was on the phone ringing up Justin Timberlake, wanting to know if the door is really closed. Are we done? Or is it still open? She wanted to pass her the door Negras.

Isn't that with the songs? It's about drugs. Yeah, yeah. And he was like, yeah, that Kevin Federline caught her talking on the phone. Find out it's Justin Timberlake. Find out it's to see if things are really done, done. And then still marries her. Hell, no.

It's crazy. It's crazy. And now, this other relationship that we saw kind of go down like 10 years ago, it's Rob Kardashian and Black China, okay? previous to that, Black China was with Tyga, who then ended up with La Kylie. True. And then Rob was just there hanging out. Hey, girl.

Gets with Black China, they have a baby. Then they have, like, their own, like, alternate reality TV show. They even got into a whole drama because if she married Rob, she has a last name Kardashian. Yeah. And, like, the sisters all got mad at that. It was wild. I remember the drama. I think she a hustler.

Yeah. And she would always fight with Rob like this. Rob! So I'm lying and I'm lying. Are you still texting bitches? Yes or no. I think you were said now. Snornerary.

Snorinary discussion with my man's. Oh, gosh. Okay, they end up breaking up. At some point, it doesn't seem too great with them. You know, she did, she changed her life. She turned her life around, it seems. Good for her. I believe she stopped drinking and doing certain things.

They solved her fillers. Now she's in a spiritual journey. Good for her. Started going by her government name. Angela White. And so she, well, she's still Black China on Instagram. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, you all know her. But she posted yesterday a series of photos. Like a photo shoot in the desert with a really nice white car. It's probably like one of the Rolls Royces or something like that. Ferrari Tesla. Okay, Ferrari. The old one, like a classic one? Yep.

And she's dressed in all white. And what does the caption say, Angie? It says, this love is forever. Tagged Rob Kardashian. Good for her. This is wild. This is wild. Because the last we heard one, Rob Kardashian is like nowhere to.

to be seen. Yeah. And they're not together. No. They co-parent their child together. Yeah. And then she put this, this love lasts forever with an infinity sign emoji.

And then what's crazy is that Rob actually liked it too. They're back together. This is crazy. I don't know. Maybe that's like the soft launchy. Yeah. Right? Because he wouldn't take a photo.

He doesn't like taking photos of himself anymore. True, true. Yeah. It's crazy. I mean, it like it just feels like 2016. King Kylie's back. Yeah. All of a sudden, they're together.

It's like, they're like on this like nostalgia run. I don't know what's going on, but I really want to watch that new Hulu show. Yeah. No, for sure. It makes you tap into what's going on. I was like, sign of the recession for real. Is the Kardashians are bringing in players that passed away in like their universe. And they're bringing him back to like next up.

Oh. Already we have the drama with Ray J. And Kim. That's like the furthest you can go back. That's the first season type vibes. Hold on wait till Lamlam comes back. Yeah. On the moron.

Wow. She called it. The Bunny Ranch. Bunny Ranch, part two. I look on thrallon. It's just a wild situation going on. But Rob and China, getting back together is not something that I thought would happen. Ever.

Spinning the block. Yeah. It's just that you would have thought it would have never happened again. Especially when you hear that audio? You say like you're going to be alone forever. That would make me love her more. Oh, God. I want you back.

I don't know. Is your love language? God, I love it so much. Yes. Oh, gosh. No, can you play it again? It sounds so bad. No, it's real life.

Rob, so I'm lying. Am I lying? Are you still texting bitches? Yes or no. I do that in Hora's just texting his die. Yes, for now! She can have you! Her mom was set tripping too, though, huh?

Oh, yeah. Tokyo Tony. Oh, yeah, Tokyo Tony. But even Angela, Black China, her own situation with her mom. You know, you see their, their, back and forth where you don't want to be a certain way, you know? Yeah. They're all changing for the better, hopefully.

Yeah. All right. Well, that's a lot. She's been. It's a lot. All right. We are giving them food or flowers on this last day of Hispanic Heritage Month, okay? It's the last day.

What you're going to do for the last day, Greg? I appreciate it, guys. Thank you so much. It's not you. Oh, what? What do you need for Hispanic Charit's month? The last day? Eat tacos.

Okay, you do that? Yeah. What about you, concrete? What are you to celebrate last day of Hispanic Heritage Month? I'm going to eat Italian food. just yeah French onion dip soup my girls don't make

Okay so French is not Italian Oh I thought those are Oh what I was like Is that like a different city It's all different country brother It's fine Angie what you're doing for the last day

I'm eating beans Okay as you should As you should Victor Vicholitos I'm gonna make my girl cook me something Some Mexican food Wow traditional

Oh my god Your Trio Domesticator. How many times has your girl cooked for you? Like a solid three times. No way. Today's going to be the fourth. Don't put that on her.

What is she doing? What does she make? No. Seriously. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What does she make?

Mostly like a prepackaged Trader Joe stuff. Fire. Don't say that. Don't put that on her. It's a true. Don't put that on her. Oh, so like frozen food. It's not frozen because we put in the pan.

It's pre-bursed. Package, Danji, it's not frozen. It's incredible. It's incredible. I love it every time she does it. Take it or something. Not seriously, what's the favorite dish that she cooks for you? Yeah, true, true.

Oh, true. Yeah, the Trader Joe's noodles. They're so good the way she does them. She puts her own little spin on it. Like what? Just, like, heats it up. She's going to beat you up for talking about her like this. I'm sure she cooks.

She puts her own little spin on it. She does. 10 more seconds. She puts her love in it and she gives it to me. And then she puts it on a plate. And then I, she gives me a fork. Not even a fork. No, yeah.

Not even a bowl? No, not. All right. We're going to celebrate. What are you doing? We're going to say, for Hispanic kids. Yes. I don't know.

I'm just going to be proud of who I am. Where I come from. My dad, my mom. El Salvador, Mexico. Come on. It's so merino. We are the. Yeah, that part.

We built this. We built this country on our back, bro. It belongs to us, too. I need that. I was even here. I know. I just got here. When did you just get here.

When did you just get here. Because they're asking, how long you've been here? You know, they're asking. I just got here. I just got here. No, it's worse if you just got here. True. It's worse.

I'm a foreign exchange student. So Fez. All right. So let's give flowers to some Hispanics on this last day of Hispanic. Yes. Instead of doing one, I wanted to highlight three ladies that I'm sure you guys did not know we're Hispanic. Okay. First off, we have Marilyn Monroe.

No way. Happy birthday. Mr. President Happy birthday to you. Dang. Quailudes are real. Wow.

Raging and mistress singing happy birthday to you and that's funny your wife. Reportedly allegedly. Start sweating. Well, yeah, we don't know if that's right. Which president did she sing this to? JFK.

Yeah. And JFK reported allegedly had an affair with Marilyn Monroe. Suppose. But that's not what's Hispanic about her. It's not. Bobby too. What's Hispanic about her, Angie?

That actually, Her mom is Mexican. Her mom was born in Piedras Negro, negras in Mexico. Wow. That which makes her Chicana. Yeah, like a Mexican national. So this is where it gets a little bit tricky, right?

Because like if I'm born here, I'm Mexican American. Yeah. But if you ask Google if she's Mexican, it says, no, she's not. She's of Irish descent. They were just, she was just born in Mexico. Her mom was just born in Mexico. Okay. Yeah.

So I'm not a little bit weird. It is. And I hate it because I'm like, okay, well, what about her grandparents and things like that, right? And so I was doing a deep search. Yeah, like family tree. And so her grandparents were actually from out here, right? Like they were like Wisconsin, things like that.

Okay. But then they went to Mexico. Okay. Had Maryland Monroe's mom out there in Mexico. And that's, I mean, her mom is Mexican now. So then they came back, had Marilyn. Yeah, Mexican National. She's Mexican National.

Yeah. I mean, but that was, that's like the golden era of Hollywood, though. Like so many Mexican actors came to the States and changed their names in order to be, able to get the roles and like Hollywood to accept them. So there was a lot of Mexican actors that were in the golden age of cinema here in Hollywood that were, you know, unfortunately couldn't identify it because they would get the roles. Yep. Wonder Woman, a bunch of them.

Well, we can claim her. We can claim her. She's ours. Who else, Angie? We also have Bella Thorne. If you guys know her, she's actually known from the Disney Channel from Shake It Up. And if you guys didn't know, she was actually Cuban from her dad's side. And she explains it.

My father died when I was nine and he was the Cuban one out of my family. I didn't want my heritage to die with it. That's another way that I express my heritage is how much I want to keep my hands around it and really just get back into my roots more. Okay, Bella. And what's crazy is that for years, she had to like keep explaining to people because they were saying like you're not Hispanic, you don't look like one. To the point where on her Instagram, she actually put like Hispanic and then the Cuban

flag. Yeah. That's crazy because what is the Hispanic supposed to look like? Yeah, that's what she was saying. Like, we come in different shades of brown. So many different shades. So many different colors.

Where does the Thorne last name come from? Or is that just a stage name? Bella Thorneo. Torneo. Bella Torneo. Yes. Okay, but the last one I do want to highlight. Mariah Carey, you guys.

She is Venezuelan. From her grandpa's side. She was explaining how her last name Carrie came about. Her father is half black American and half Venezuela. So my grandfather came from Venezuela. His last name was Nunez. My grandfather made up the name Carrie when he came to America to be more accepted, I guess. That's why on the album I just put Mariah in now because not even my real last name anyway.

What? Mariah Nunez? What? Imagine Maria Nunez. Because if you read it in Spanish, the H. Is silent. Maria Nune. Oh, I can even know.

Mani-Nu-N-N-Y-N-Y-N-E-N-Y. Mani-N-N-N-Yes. Wow. No, it's crazy. Yeah, it's really cool because she actually has recorded songs in Spanish, specifically this one, hero. I was following her. Oh, that hits in Spanish.

I was following her, and then I'm like, okay, some words I am. Yes. Yeah, there's a couple. She's nice in Spanish. Yeah. Start enough strong. It's how we sound too, bro. We sound exactly like that.

Well, flowers to all these ladies. I feel it. I feel it because, I mean, if you look at me, you wouldn't think, but I'm actually Mexican-American. No way. Yeah. Really? Yeah, I know.

Wow. I know. This is breaking news. I'm not. I actually wear brown contacts. Oh. My eyes are blue. My eyes are blue.

I thought you were from like Newport or something. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. All right. Victor.

Yes. We got to talk about this artist that went off on a photographer on state. Yes. You guys remember Mario, right? Yeah. Baby, I just don't get it. Of course, dude. Okay, all right.

So, well, yes, all right. So he was performing in Fresno, and he went viral for screaming at his cameraman. All right? Listen to this. He was so mad. He was so mad. He's like, you got to get the Off the stage

Get the hell off the stage! And then he went back to singing. He went back to singing like nothing. That was immediately after. He went into a full concert. Yeah. It went viral because he was based like, yeah, he bullied the photographer off the stage

and people were like, what the hell? Getting backlash for the way he was treating his cameraman. People saying like he's a diva, rude, unprofessional, all that. So he actually went on his IG and addressed it. And he said, people are misinformed about the Fresno situation. No one told us a cameraman was shooting my set. It wasn't necessarily his cameraman, right?

And he said he got to the stage 10 minutes before his performance and he went on stage. And then he kept seeing him through his peripheral and he got distracted and he almost tripped over the speaker. So he was frustrated. Yeah. Right? Oh no. And then that's why he lashed out. Then he apologized to the cameraman and said, it was nothing personal.

You're welcome to my tour or you're welcome to shoot me on my tour. Oh, my God. Those exact words. You're welcome to shoot me on my tour. And I don't know. Camerman might take him up on that offer. No, don't go. I'm good.

I'm good. No, yeah. I mean, yeah, it's like, he's just like, bro, like, it's nothing personal. It was just you on there. And I felt like I was going to fall. And it is distracting if you're on stage. Well, respectfully, I know many a cameraman and si son outrevido, they do be doing extra stuff. Like my homie Josh, oh, for sure, he's going to get in your face until you tell him to leave.

And that's low key, they're always going to push the limit until you tell him to back off. It's true. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. You were him. They have to check you. But it shouldn't have been Mario that day. It should be some type of stage.

some type of person on his team. And also I think what the thing was was that it was on the mic. Like he yelled at him on the mic, right? So it could be different if it's like a little break and he's like, but he literally like screamed at him in the mic. So the entire place heard and then it went more viral. Hey, but the recap vlog is going to be crazy. Oh yeah.

Anything for the shot. Yeah.