Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 583 The Joker to my Harley Quinn & How You Might Be Banned From Riding Shotgun! | Brown Bag Mornings (10/21/25)

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

The Homie Helpline throws down extreme advice after Marie learns her man was Joker to his ex's Harley Quinn, forcing the crew to debate if "body paint" is the ultimate win in girl warfare. Meanwhile, the crew rants about the new California bill restricting front seat access for older kids and details LeBron James' petty drama with Russell Westbrook. [Edited by @iamdyre]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown bag, the better. Come on. It's parent 106. LA's number one for hip-hop. Good morning. It is October 21st.

I'm here, Lettis here, Vic is here, Angie's here, Greg is here. Concrete is. What up, what up. Where in the world? Where are you, Carmen San Diego? Tucson, Yuma, Casa Grande. Wow. The biggest cities in the world.

No, they're great. He's not here. He's just making everybody laugh all over the world. His Perito's Worldwide, is it still that tour? Yes. Okay. On tour, yes. Yeah?

When did you guys start tour? February. Oh, wow. It's a crazy tour. I'm tired, y'allie. Yowie. And Marty had his manager, Marty had a zigzagging this week. We went from Tucson to Yuma, back to Casarande, four-hour drives every day.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, driving. Yeah. I thought you guys would catch your flights. I don't know. Oh, he don't know. That's expensive. Con, is there something that you make shorter do in every city?

Like, if I were traveling, like when I go to different cities, I want to buy a mug from every city, right? But I'm sure you guys can't be carrying around anything like that, right? Is there something you do like you want to do in every city? Maybe. Maybe it's a restroom or? No, you know what I do? I get a massage. Oh, that's not.

That's so relaxing. That's all right. I like to see who the best ones are. These three cities, who had the best ones? Yuma. Yuma. You get the happy. A little Asian out there happy to see a perrito.

You massage. There's a Dodger player that's ready to give up some World Series tickets. All you got to do is follow him on Instagram. I'm going to tell you about that in a little bit. But let's talk about Los Laguneros, the Lakers. Oh, yes. Before we get into all of that. LeBron James, you know, recently he had said,

hey, I have a decision number two coming up, and everybody thought this was going to retire. Yes. And people thought, like, hey, let's buy the tickets for the last game. And so people started reselling that last game ticket that would have been next March, believe it was next. Yeah. Yeah, against, would it be the Utah Jazz.

The Utah Jazz. And they were like, oh, yeah, we need these, we need these tickets. He then is like, hey, I'm going to just go work for Hennessy now. I'm my Hennessy ambassador. So he got sued by a fan. And we all talked about it. This fan was suing him saying his fake retirement made this guy feel like, well, I had to buy these tickets. He said it was false advertisement.

He said it was fraudulent and all of that. Fraud deception and misrepresentation. Okay? But he has recently dropped the lawsuit. Here's all it took. Price picks. They reached out to the guy. offered him three Lakers tickets and merch.

So he dropped his lawsuit against LeBron James. That would have got him maybe like $800. Because it was like $800 that he spent on the tickets. Oh, gosh. Seems like a good deal. Well, I would have waited. You would have held out a little bit more. Yeah.

You already followed the lawsuit. Hold that a little bit more? I mean, yeah. I mean, dude, LeBron would have dragged that out for years. Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks. He would have dragged it out for years. I think it would have been bankrupt by the time. Okay, so did he win?

Yeah, he won. He won. He won. He won. He got it. He got, I guess he got the four tickets because he still has the tickets to the last game. He said he can't return him. Oh, Yoron.

That's quote-unquote last game that would have been that next March, right? But now he gets extra Lakers tickets and merch. I don't know. Because he had a shirt. Drop your lawsuit. It worked on him. Price picks their angels. They're angels as a company.

Speaking of free tickets, Chelsea Freeman and Freddie Freeman, they are giving away four World Series tickets. Wow. They posted on their Instagram and a shared post. Our family's so thankful for all the love this season and now we want you to experience

the World Series Magic 2. So what do you get for tickets to the 2025 World Series assigned Freddie Freeman baseball for $5,000 cash value? Or $5,000 cash value. You can pick which one or the other, right?

That's cool. All you got to do is follow them, like their post, and tag at least friends. I like how they're doing a whole Instagram. It's like an influencer. World Series tickets. Let's get on here, people. Let's get on here. So who's tagging who? I'm down. I can actually

win this contest. Everybody tag each other right here. Yeah. I follow Chelsea Freebin off to see what she's doing with the kids over there. Yeah. With the, yeah. So that seems like it's a fun time. Speaking of fun time, there was a there was a person that caught that Oatani ball. Shout out to the homie David Flores. Yeah. Yeah. He caught Otani's third home run ball. in the NLCS game four, okay?

He's from Santa Fe Springs, Angie? Oh, nice. Is Santa Fe Springs LA or is it L.C? Like the last L.A. One of the last L.A. cities. Right next to Whittier. Yeah. Okay, so he's actually, I know a lot more about him,

just like our homie, Edwin, over there, Naltadina, that won the billions. Our cousin. Yeah, yeah. He's a professional boxing coach. Oh. And he made that catch with his bare hands. Did you see the video?

Yeah. He felt like that ball was meant for him. Yeah. The way that when Otani hit that home run, it just landed. That one of him hit a kid, too, on. We're not talking about that one. That was meant for him too.

No, no, no. Eyes on the ball. That cute was like, what happened? So now people are wondering, like, you know, we just talked about the Lakers fan that gave up his lawsuit for, like, merchant some tickets. Should this guy, you know,

the Dodgers then asked, like, hey, you want to trade a little something for a little something, something, would it be worth it to trade? No. Back to the... No. What should he do?

That's a billion-dollar ball right there. About a million dollars. That's a million dollars, dog. That's Otani's home run ball, bro. That was one of the greatest performances of all time. Ever. That's a million dollar ball. If they weren't already calling Otani the greatest baseball player ever, that game made him the greatest baseball player ever.

I will take an M after taxes and Laker and King's tickets and Dodger tickets and LATFC tickets. And L-A-FC tickets. Okay, so people are telling him like, you should wait this out for this or in. thing and someone said wait it out until you get tickets for the rest of your life behind home plate and I'm wondering if you think that's plausible for this specific ball. That's not even worth it. No, I think it might be. It might be.

I think they would have to win the actual thing, like win it all. And then the World Series? Then him go to the Dodgers like, hey, for the rest of my life, let me sit behind home play. Forever. I doubt that. For sure. I feel like with more time that goes on, the ball is going to be more valuable because he's just going to be a greater greater players.

Sorry, cotton, they're talking over you, but that was a great joke. Oh, what if you say? Sorry. Don't wait too long and those balls will get blue, you know? That was good. Or for a war. Right? That was good. Keep in here.

More brown bag mornings on the way. More brown bag mornings on the way, including your tickets to go to Magic Mountain Fright Fest. And we got concrete weather on there? Yes, we do. Okay. All right. It's getting warm.

Is this? No, I think it's getting cold. Nah, summer busted a U-turn. But first I got to tell you guys about this. This California bill that made me, L.O.L. If you are 16 years or younger, wherever you're at sitting in the car, you might have to move seats according to this new bill. Okay. It's, how old were you when you sat on the front seat?

Everybody, Greg. Calgary. Angie, Vic. Four, three or something? Front seat? That's really bad. You're probably the reason why this new bill is. This is the 90s.

Yeah, true. Different times. No, true. We would say like in the front, but like in my mom's legs. Yeah. Even worse. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah.

Under the glove compartment. Under the glove compartment? You know, in flights, you can put your backpack under the seat in front of you. That was in. Okay. So this new bill is going to require all children younger than 10 years old and shorter kids under 13 to sit on a booster seat. kids under 13 will be prohibited from sitting in the front seat and teens up to 16 years old

would also be banned from riding shotgun unless they meet high requirements. Damn, imagine let they drive it in a booster seat, though? That's correct. They won't let me. I need a driver. I need a driver according to this. You need a driver. Fags. But this is all to keep our kids safe.

Right now, kids in California must stay in the backseat in their car seat or booster seat until they turn eight years old or are four foot nine inches or taller. Yes. Oh, you made it. For 11 and a half. There you go. Wow.

Right now, just giving the age of eight misses a lot of kids that are not tall enough or lanky enough to fit the seatbelt just right, says the people that are putting this bill together or that have. These kids are soft these days. Well, I don't think it's the kids, but what you mean? It's safety for these children. Safety, whatever. We all hopped in the car before with just a seatbelt on and we're like six years old. I remember he used to be able to ride in the back of a pickup truck. Yes.

Right until my Theo flew off of it. Well, yeah. He did. My Theo Memo, he flew off the back. And that's why they don't want you to do that anymore. So we can understand. You guys are just proving the safety precautions, right? I don't think you know what you're doing.

He was an adult. He was going to work. I feel like kids, like, I mean, for example, Lil Vic, he started riding in the front seat. He just started doing it. Like, he would always go to the back and then he just sit up, like, started sitting in the front. I'm just like, all right, I respect it, OG. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm just like, all right.

Well, now you're going to get a ticket, OG. Yeah. And like, he just, he's like 11 going on 12. So I'm like, okay, before. But now he feels like maybe he's a little more grown, you know? But that was kind of, I left it up to him. And I guess that's the thing. We leave it up to, like, hey, when you feel grown enough to sit in this front seat, bro.

I know the boys are going to stay in the back for as long as I can because there's only one option to sit in the front seat. These fools are going to fight over it. I'm not mad at this. Yeah, you guys got to sit back there until you're 60. It's a lot. Matter of fact, you don't get in the front seat until you have your own car. Yeah. Then they don't fight over it.

They will. They're going to flex that their mom drives them around into Mercedes. Oh, true. They have they got a driver. Yeah, they can't flex so much in their car seats still. That's my son, Kai. That's my son Kai. He's 13.

He goes in the back. He goes in the back still? I was like, come in the front. I'm not an Uber. He's like, no, I feel rich back here. I get it. Makes sense. Makes sense.

Yeah. So just so you know that there's a new bill. So all my 16-year-olds right now, enjoy that front seat, my friend. Por ha. Be ta-traise. Yeah. Go to the back. Imagine you're going to have to go back now.

You've been riding in the front of it the whole time. The law passes, now you've got to go back. That's actually a kind of player, though, if you think about it, you know. Being the passenger? No, in the back. That's why. Yeah. Like, Dallel, d'all, senor.

Go forward, please. Don't look at me either, man. Don't look at me. Yeah, until your son tells you that. Fool, I'm your father. Shut up, go. Get out and walk. I'm telling you.

He's like, man, no, no, I'm going to go in the back. I'm like, I'm not an Uber, dude. He's like, no, but I feel rich in the back. It is a good feeling Bro, Drake is really irking me, dog Why is that? Because, okay, so yesterday, the Toronto is it Blue Jays? Yes.

The Toronto Blue Jays clinch. Now they're going to be in the World Series and it's going to be Blue Jays versus Dodgers, right? Yeah. And that's all good and grand and everybody's already putting like Kendrick versus Drake because Drake's Toronto

And Kendrick is L.A. But then Drake starts trolling too. Yeah. Drake posts himself when he took a girl on a date he, I guess he bought out Dodger Stadium and had a dinner, right? And had jerseys made of them in Dodger, like Dodger jerseys of him and the girl. Wasn't it the mom of one of the... A basketball player, right?

One of the players at Sierra Canyon at the time. Yeah, oh my gosh, this guy. But I'm like, and I guess he's like, hey, to the World Series. He did this to show that, wow, like Toronto is going to, like, is going to play L.A. But I'm like, bro, you're just proving you're a Dodger fan. Yeah. Like, he's going for Toronto. So he was so excited Toronto made it, and he was posting that they won and they're there now.

But then he posts a photo of Otani. Yeah, I was confused. Like, a photo of him in an Otani jersey. Trolling or something? No, I just think he's just, like, I guess he's supposed to be rooting for Toronto. Uh-huh. But he's doing it in a way that just shows he's a Dodgers fan. Okay.

Pretty much. That's what I thought that he was rooting for the Dodgers. And then I'm like, oh, great. No, Toronto. I'm like, great, you little. Oh, the drink curse. Yes. The big show.

The big show. Toronto. I guess explain it OVO Hive Yeah, true He just wanted a flex That he running out The whole Dodgers stadium Uh huh

That's fine Yeah Okay And then the old tiny jersey I don't know That's a whole photo That's a whole photo That's a whole photo from the All-Star

He's doing these pose To celebrate Toronto Now going to play Dodgers And then like One of his homies Saw like Like posted a screenshot

Of like a DM that he got From Drake That says LA versus Toronto Like you know They're going back And forth about it Like he knows that the similarities to him and Kendrick are going to be there.

Everybody's posting it in their graphics. I see more Kendrick versus Drake again than I see. But knowing Drake, he's now going to add the Dodgers to his UMG lawsuit saying, hey, you guys made not like us more popular by getting to the world theory. And don't let them bring Kendrick on. Somebody should make that their walk-on song. Oh, they're done. Yes.

Last year, right? Yeah, I bet it's going to happen. The trolley's going to be a lot of that. The trolley's going to be back and forth. And I bet Kendrick's going to perform. USA versus Canada. You're going to lose again. How can you keep losing the same battle again and again?

Yeah, straight. Come on, man. They better win. I don't want any team to win. What? I don't want either than the win. I'm disappointed. I want Seattle to go so bad.

You're a Seattle fan now? No, brother. Just say, don't maybe bring up the go Dodgers, go Dodgers you had yesterday, okay? They got it's gone. All right, all right. Let's get into concrete storms. And now the weather. Hell the dog.

With concrete storm. Perritos, it is going down for the weather Tuesday, October 21st. How are you guys? Good. It's getting warm, guys. It's getting warm. The summer done busted at you turn on us, and it's going to get super hot. First off, we're off to the city of Toluca Lake, where food stay fancy, like a trellisesch's cake.

Your high will be 79. Now we go off to the city of Baldwin Hills, where food's stay, where food's got. scenic views and sick-ass hills. Your hat will be 76. Next, we pull up to the city of Downey, home to the oldest operating McDonald's, and that's Faxi. Wow. Your high will be 80 degrees out there.

And lastly, we skipped to my loo to the city of Indio, where foods will snag you Tims and Vizios. Your height today will be 90 degrees. It's going to be hot out there. Vizio TVs. Vizio's, yeah. What? Hello?

Really? Yeah, remember those? Yeah, they're still out there? Are there still out there? I still have mine. Shut up. Yeah, that's all I have in my house. Those only have in my house.

Those only have like a 30 days lifespan or something. Anyways, guys, for India, we have some spooky facts. Locals have long whispered about an old house in North India, reportedly across from Eisenhower Elementary. Oh, yeah. The story goes, if you dare to spend the night there, you might wake up outside the house. In some versions of the tale, the doors of the rooms rearrange themselves. Oh, my God.

The story always heard, spend the night, and you will wake up outside, they said. With underground tunnels to the school, you hear a kid scream all the time. Help me. And that's it. Oh, my God.

It's not all the elementary school kids are going to be so sad going to school. Yeah. To all the kids at the Eisenhower Elementary School, watch her back. Stop! What's the weather, bro? All right, so here we go, guys.

Lastly, Indio, you're going to be 90 degrees. Downy 80 degrees, Baldwin Hill 76, and Toluca Lake, you're going to be at 79 degrees. Stay warm, take off your sweaters. Go skinless. Skinless. Skinless. Clothesis. All right.

And by the way, it's going to cool down tomorrow, so. No, it's not. Prove it. So it's going to be a donut. The weather's going to be doing it, not a you. So the fall is going to bust the U-turn turn? Yeah. We'll see.

Everyone's busting in you. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie. or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line.

Marie needs our help. Marie. Marie sent us a DM and said, Brown bag, I need to know if I should be pissed, or I'm letting the past ruin things like my man is sane. She said, my boyfriend and I started dating before Halloween last year. So this year, I thought it'd be cute to do a couple's costume that's also like an anniversary thing for us.

I pitched for us to be Joker and Harley Quinn because we went to see that on a date last year. It's the one with Lady Gaga, right? Yeah, okay. She said, so I was excited, but if I felt like I was forcing this man to eat poop the way he didn't want to, all dramatic.

She said, he eventually said, let me think about it because he's not the dressing up type. That's what he said. She said, tell me why my homegirl sends me a screenshot of his ex's IG story where she's saying all the costumes she was before and she's showing off a Harley Quinn costume and I can see my man in the background as Joker.

Brown bag, my mouth, stomach, and heart all dropped. Because here I am thinking I came up with something cute and meaningful for us and it turns out he's already done the same exact couple costume with his ex. The same one. Well, been there, done that, Auntie. I know, it's so original. That other one, wasn't the lady got, wasn't it that Margarabi one?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a suicide squad? Yeah. It's different. Yeah. Same, same, but different.

She said, when I brought it up, he hit me with, that was years ago, babe, like 2017. Then he tried to say that that relationship is actually the reason he hates costumes now. But all I heard was, I did it for her, not for you. I hate you, you stink. He didn't say that. That's what she heard. I did the last part of course.

Okay, okay. Yeah, no. So she said, now he's mad at me for being upset, saying I'm overreacting and making him feel like he can't win. But I feel blindsided. I wouldn't have picked that costume if I knew. Dramatic. My friend said, if he could do it for someone else, why not for me?

Mm-hmm, girl, yes, right? Mm-hmm. If it's really not that deep, then why does it hurt so much? Be real. That's what she said. Brown bag. Am I doing too much? or would that make anyone feel some type of way?

You're not, girl. Let's help Marie, okay. You're not doing too much. Sis, I got to read the room. How's everybody feeling? Because this can be a tricky situation with baby girl. Well, I mean, first of all, how original of her to be Harley Quinn and Joker?

Yeah. I can't believe she thought she'll be the first one to ever do that. Maybe the first one with him. Especially him saying he doesn't dress up. I could see the initial shock. Like I could see that part. Like, oh, dang, like, you were that with her, but you said that you're not, like, you don't. Like, that initial, like, what the hell are you?

Was it a lie? Like, that part, for real. Yeah. That is not unique, totally understandable. He did get caught in a lie. So that's a little tricky. Or maybe he forgot you guys forget stuff all the time, almost because. It's true.

100%. For sure. 2017 was a lifetime ago, babe. Your girl comes up to you and says, hey, that costume I want to be you already this one another girl. What's your answer? You look way better in it though, baby That's a good one You're a better Harley Quinn

So imagine them being like Girl stop tripping Yeah tell us If anything That's why I don't do costumes anymore Because that relationship or whatever It changed me baby Stop being basic

Get a better costume idea You want to be a Joker and Harley Quinn Come on, beep something better Okay Also what's up with the messy friend over here Screenshoting that ex's IG story Having her back What was she?

up too? Why does she have to watch that? Why does she have to watch the story? What is what girls do with her? She was doing a low gas. She was doing a low gas on there. Oh for show. Oh for show. Yeah. I guess that's part of it. Yeah. No, I mean, I don't know. I think it's like it's understandable. Like, oh, like, I mean, if they already, especially if she already bought the costume, she was already planning it. Like, she probably already had things in motion for it. Like, I would be upset. You know what I'm saying? But at the same time, it's like, oh, that's such a predictable costume. Yeah, I mean, I think you as a boyfriend or a husband, whatever, you just got to ease.

You know, so you got an easy situation. Like, baby, you look bad or, you know. Let's be different ones. Yeah. I like it. Well, they are going to be different ones right now. There's an even different one than that. Like, you could be the cartoon version.

Oh, gosh. Also, different versions. I would say don't be that at all. Like, you can't be that. Like, because then let's say you post it because the same way your homegirls are checking her Instagram, her and her homegirls are checking your Instagram. And they're going to be like... See, baby, I'm in the back of that picture.

I didn't even want to be with her in that picture. I want to take all the pictures with you. Yes, but we're helping her. She wants to know if she's doing too much by being upset at him over this whole situation. Or would anyone feel some type of way, okay? He's saying it's not really that deep, babe. And by the way, like, I don't mess with costumes because of her. What happened that Halloween?

That's true. Halloweons are crazy. So she wanted to be the lady. Guaya Joaquin Phoenix, yeah, Harley Quinn and Joker, and then finds out he was Suicide Squad, Harley Quinn and Joker. I know, I don't. Super sexy. Yeah, but Jared Leto was.

Ooh. Yeah. Okay. And he, 2017, how many years ago was that? Eight years ago. Eight years ago. That was a whole, you change as a person, I'm sure. And the way you were eight years ago, you're not that stuff that you, I guess usually

it's stuff that you wouldn't do for someone you're willing to do now. Yeah not the other way around And so she feels like stuff that you were willing to do For her you're not doing for me That's just gonna That's gonna hit her where it hurts

That's true One thing's for show Her feelings are hurt 100% What should they do about their costumes now Give up on the costumes for Halloween Or still be Harley Quinn and Joker

Or what is it? Don't let nobody take your joy Just because they did it in the past It's like all right Girls are dramatic And they're gonna bring up that old picture Like you guys said As long as Marie La

likes better she has nothing to worry about you know and if if uh this dude is any i mean they could also be like maybe she's still harley quinn but he could be like i'm sure he's put on some pounds it's been like eight years maybe he could be penguin instead of joker instead of joker was penguin even part of the movie with lydie gaga he's part of the whole little you know yeah it's a whole like universe yeah universe batman and stuff all right let's go to rico and fullerton what's that rico in your favorite city what's uh rico I got to just, I got, I got to, I got to, I got to, I got to, I got to, I got to, I got to, I got to say, why are women so complicated and dramatic girl?

Oh, there we go. They're complicated creatures. Yeah. I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you. I had the same situation that happened to me a little, like three over three years ago, right? Okay. I was dating this girl. Halloween, every time she gets dolled up, right?

I don't really care for it. I'll wear it if I need to. She wanted to go as Woody and Jesse, right? Okay. And I just kept telling, no, let's do something else. Like, let's, let's do this, let's do that. I had a bunch of, like, you know, costumes that we could use or reuse or whatever. And she's like, no, no, no, I want to be as Woody and Jesse, because that's the thing.

I think that's so cute. Mind you, I was already Woody and Jesse with my ex before. So after I was trying to, I was trying to give her options, right? Yeah. But she was so hardheaded. Terka. Terca. And so she was like, no, no, why don't you want to be Woody and Jesse?

So one day I was like, you know what? I'm going to be completely honest with you. The reason why I don't want to be Woody and Jesse is already was Woody and Jesse. And I was already Woody and Bo Peep as well. So I was like, let's just do something else, right? Oh, Woody. So, she, like, lingered with this. Like, I'm telling me, we dressed up as something else.

Side note, to watch the Joker 2 as a first date movie, Trashed. So we did something different, right? But this woman, literally, like, I want to say four days, for Thanksgiving. I was supposed to go hang out with her and her family before I went to mine. This woman still brings up the fact that I was already Woody and Jesse with my ex. So that triggered me to go, oh, this woman's going to linger on this for so long. I say, you know what, this isn't going to work out. So I cut it up. At the end of the day, do not let anyone mess with your happiness.

If the homie's telling you, hey, I already did this, find this a thousand, millions of cost you that you can decide to do one, right? Let's be honest. Joker and Harley Quinn the last five years, that's the most basic one every couple goes with. Everyone. For sure. You know, big out the box.

If you want to be basic too, then be Mario and the princess. Do something like different. But to just literally just be mad that the homie was with someone and did it, I'm telling you right now. If you keep lingering on that, that boy's going to touch you out of his life, and then you're going to be solo dull on next Halloween.

You guys broke up? I broke up with her Because it's crazy to me Like Over a costume? Bring it up Like Yeah

It's her bringing it up It's her bringing it up You know she needs to She needs to give her Her friend For stirring the pot Before she's You know

Before she changes costumes Yeah but this guy You Bro Rico You broke up with your girl Ray It's just she kept bringing it up It's a costume

But she kept bringing it up Yeah Yeah It was like Yeah We're talking about It's already November

It's already close to Thanksgiving And you're bringing up a costume that I did Four years ago Prior to you It's like I already know

You did it a couple times, right? Yeah, but it was with the same girl. Oh, okay. So she was both keep. I was Woody. Did you keep that Woody costume? Was that costume ready for in a closet? It is, but I outgrown it, so I can't even.

You still have it? He outgrewed. You got a gross spurt or what? No, I get it. It seems like she really upset you. It seems like you're still like super honest. But you must be better off, right? Oh, heck, yes.

Let me tell you, though, any woman like that, she's going to bring up problems in your life for the smallest things. The smallest things, and she's going to repetitively do it. This is the first time I'm going to actually agree with Greg. Hell. But, yes, Greg is right. The girl and her home girl, they got to stop. Cut it out, man.

Change something up. They want to do something creative, be like, be Vic and Greg for Halloween, you know? Wait, what? What? We're not a couple. She's crazy. That is very creative.

I like that, Rico. You worked that into her, huh? Yeah, yeah. And then tag brown bag mornings. Yeah. Oh, for sure. I would appreciate that. That'd be cool.

But are you with someone now? Is it better now? Oh, no, no. I'm going solo. Oh, I wonder why. In the police costume. And the police costume? I'm a little police costume to see what's out there.

You're going to arrest yourself? Why? Girls are just problems to you. Yeah. You're just, ew, like, why do girls have an issue with everything? Why are they so complicated? No, but they're still, there's still sane girls out there. And I can honestly say there's still good women there.

But that woman... Okay, there you go. But that woman did that hurt. Shut up. She hurt you. I like it. It's just he led with, like, why are women so complicated? Yeah, that's why.

But I do like the... As a girl man, you shouldn't bring it up. I do like the... I do like the... You know, it's not everyone. Yeah, I do. They're not all bad apples. No.

Thanks, bro. Thanks, bro. I hope you find your prisoner. And I hope she loves, I hope she loves being arrested by you, Doug. I hope that you guys, this Halloween, you get your girl, you get your girl. I hope you don't have to handcuff yourself.

Yeah, don't forget those handcuffs, though. Or be Vic and Greg for Halloween. That's actually fun, Vic. Really? Oh, my God. You handcuff yourself? Handcuff yourself? What?

I'm going to do it in Vegas this week on my girl. Player, let's go. So with your girl, they're talking about Solo. Are they the fuzzy ones? Ooh. No, he brings up great points. You could tell that he's been through it. I'm sure that that really affected him when his girl kept bringing it up.

Yeah. That he was Woody again and again with his ex. Oh, yeah. And she was aferrada, hardheaded, cabesona, testeruda. How dare she be hurt? How dare she be hurt that you and your ex were the same thing that she wanted to? Oh! Why you still have feelings?

It's November. That was three weeks ago, girl. Forget about that. about it. Let's go to Brianne in Culver City. What's up, Briand? Brienne. Brienne, Buenos Dias, Brianne. How are you? Hey, how are you? Hi, Brianne, we are talking about our girl Marie that hit us up.

She's been with her man for a year. They got together last October. First movie they went to go see you like on a date is the new Joker, Harley Quinn one with Lady Gaga, all of that. So she thought like, hey, for this year, since we're a couple now, like let's like throw back to our anniversary, let's be Harley Quinn and Joker. One of her homegirl sends her a shot of his ex. His ex posting different photos from past Halloween's, and one of them, she's also Harley Quinn. And it upsets her because her man is like super, like, I don't want, I don't do costumes. I'm not trying to do that.

That ain't me. And it's like, oh my God, but here you are dressed as a thing that I want to dress up as. She says she's all kinds of hurt. She's hurt because of the costume. She's hurt because he was giving her a hard time. but was doing it for another person. All of these things are like hurting her. She wonders, should I even be upset?

Is this too much to be upset about? Should we still be Harley Quinn and Joker? Because he's down to do it. Now I'm just, ugh about it because of the ex. The ex is probably going to stalk just the way that our homegirls stock that, right? So she just feels, I guess, up in the air about it and wants to know our take. What would you tell her, Brienne? I say, first of all, Marie, like, your feelings are valid 100%.

Like, any girl would be upset about that. Like, if you're out here doing this with your ex, why can't you do it with me? A hundred percent makes sense. And, like, for him to say, like, oh, I'm not going to do this. Like, I don't like costumes. I don't like doing that. And he did it before. That's just shady.

That is so shady. And I feel like you just got to match the energy. Like, if he's going to be out here doing that, drop it. Don't say anything else. I'll say him about it. Don't do anything. I know which one of his homeboys is going to be at the party with you. Okay.

Oh, wait. Relax. Relax. Relax. Relax. Relax. Like, what about if he's just trying to, like, save his girl's insanity? Brian.

Brian, you're the girl that Rico was talking about. Yeah. That hurts Felix. Brian, what if that's a bad, like, what's it, what if it's bad luck? Harley Quinn and Joker. Like, it's like, dude, anybody that's Harley Quinn and Joker, they break up right after. Facts. They stay together for a long time.

If that costume was in 2017 and they just broke up last year. Statistics. But eventually there's a breakup. Brianna, you would do that. I would do that. I think, you know, at the end of the day, like Rico, he's kind of, he's wild and out of here. He misses it, you know? Like, he likes the chaos.

Every man wants a little chaos in his relationship. No, we don't. It doesn't get bored. Yeah, you do. Hold on, Brian. They're always like, I want peace. I want peace. But they pick the crazy girls.

You are the crazy girl. Yeah, every now. Yeah. And Greg is love it. Greg has to stand up because. He's up right now Oh my god KVR, HD1, Los Angeles

Paran 106 LA's number one for hip hop You just can't be a hypocrite On these airwaves Greg You cannot be like We don't want toxic But then literally when you hear something toxic Oh my God was her number

She just said to like be Look nice for his homoys No I know that's true That's toxic Yeah But she said guys like toxic Girls and you literally Every time there's a toxic girl

You're like oh yeah I want a toxic girl But not a girl that's gonna entertain My homeboys Yeah that's true Yeah, so she's the problem. What you answered to was the toxic girls. Yeah.

We're like, every other day, you're like, yeah, send her my way. Yeah, send her my way. Talks her. But lock her up, too. But not this one? Yeah, not this one. But not right now. Okay.

All right, all right. We're talking about the home girl Marie. Marie hit us up because her and her manner just kind of, they're not in a good spot right now. She wanted to do something cute for their one year anniversary. She wanted to be Harley Quinn and Joker. That's the movie that they first saw when they first got together. That was her little meaning behind it. She's very intentional.

She wanted to be. be something he felt like he was like like he like arms behind his back with it like he she just felt like oh why am i why am i doing this i don't want to like i'm not a i'm not a costume person and eventually said like okay like i'll think about it so then she gets a photo from her like a screenshot from her home girl that was stalking the ex of this guy and she put like like girls are doing that now like okay, these are the costumes I've been before. What am I going to be this year? And one of them was her being Harley Quinn

and you could tell it's him in the background. And so she's getting upset. She's all kinds of hurt. She said her heart, her stomach, and her mouth drop. All the things dropped. Like it's hot. But not her pennies.

Yeah. And before you go any further, he said that if he saw the same thing with his girl, he would be just as upset. Oh, I'm tripping. Yes. I'm tripping. So she felt like upset.

She went to him and he's like, look, babe, that was 2017. Like, if anything, she's why I don't want to do what year was. But what should we do now? Should we still dress up as Harley Quinn and Joker? Should I just drop it? Like, literally drop the argument, whatever. He's a good guy as long as we've been good this whole year.

Or is this a sign like, I don't know, like, he would do this for his ex and won't do this for me. Yeah. He's not leavened to you. I don't know. Would you be Harley Quinn? Angie? No. No.

No. But also, like, you got the man. Like, you got him. Yeah, but now I'm thinking, he's with you. Well, yeah, but now I'm thinking, like, that Harley Quinn in 2017 was cooler. It was. It was. It was.

Margarabi was sexier. Yeah, and now this one would be like, ugh. What if that other girl was, like, naturally blonde? And then it's like, oh, it's, like, easier to pull off. Yeah, it fits her better. Oh. Yeah. The ex was hotter.

Yeah. Yeah, is that what you're saying. Oh, I didn't say that. See? Yeah. Imagine her ex was hotter. Oh. Don't tell me that.

He had a six-pack? Yes. He's all fine. Mickey's ex is all fine. I'm over here all bans on you. Okay. All right. Let's go to Cynthia.

Cynthia and Walnut. Cynthia, you heard the story was going on with Marie. I guess what would be your advice to her? Hi. So I actually, I guess not the Halloween aspect of it, but I was in a similar situation. I think the reason she feels so strongly about it,

and like I said, it's coming from experience. It's because, you know, she's the rebound. She wants to feel validated. She wants to be, like, appreciated. Yeah, we do. Yeah, it's tough. It's a tough situation because at the same time, it's kind of like the first caller.

Like, you can't live and harp on it either if you want to continue and make a future. So, my bad, I'm passing by the train. I was like, don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! But, yeah, so I think it stems a lot from insecurity, and then, you know, obviously whether it's a costume,

it's not a costume, it's going to be something else, and it's going to be a constant comparison between her and the air. What color. Yeah. No, what's fair. I just think that she needs to kind of either work it out, but I also do think that he has to help her and address the fact that, you know, she is the rebound and he also has to kind of help her move forward from that.

Like give her the security that she needs in order to move on. Cynthia, you said that you had a similar situation. So is this the costume that you had a similar situation? Mm-hmm. No, I guess that was just a similar situation as just relationship-wise. and, you know, my man did help me move on from, and just feeling validated and feeling like I was more than just, I guess, the rebound. Uh-huh.

And moving from that. Moving, keep moving because I feel like it was really easy to get caught up with, oh, well, this was very, very recent. Because I think she had said that it was a couple months, right? Yeah, it was a rebound. She was a rebound, and then they stay together. They stay together for a year. So she definitely feels all of those ways.

Thank you so much for calling. She definitely feels all of those ways. I guess it is super petty, super basic, super, oh my God, girl, shut up. Unless you love the girl. Unless you love the girl, it's like, yeah, this is super petty, but it means a lot to you. And you mean a lot to me, so I'll just do it. I get it. Should they still be Harley Quinn and Joker knowing him in the X word?

No. No. Choose something else. I would kind of do it. You would do it? Really? Yeah, I would kind of do it. You would kind of do it so that you, like, let's talk girl.

Girls, you get this, right? So this is the whole thing that the ex did. The ex knew to post this photo because she knew you were going to see it. She knew to post a photo that had him in it, not her by herself or her and her home girls, because it was going to get around to you. She's thinking about him. She's still like on that like, oh my God, he got what a rebound and they stayed together. The creeping is going on both sides. It's just what's happening.

Let's be really honest. Is it good? No, but it's happening, right? So if you do Harley Quinn and Joker To her it's going to feel like Dang, they're doing the things we did Like, outch, all of that I think you could get away with it.

That's actually a good way to look at it. And it might feel like, oh, my plan didn't work. Like, she's trying to get at you. Okay. If you still become that, it's not going to be like, ooh, they're trying to be mean. It's like, no, dang, I didn't. Yeah.

It's specifically with the costume that you showed him often, she's going to feel like, oh, man. You're making me. me feel not as bad as what I've done. It's just a warfare. It's just a girl warfare. It's just got to be a thing.

Maybe it could even seem like you didn't even see that photo. Oh. Because, you know, like, yeah. True. Business as usual. Yeah. Yeah. No, don't care about what's going on over there.

But it could just continue the war. She could post Ray J's. I hit it first. And then that just sets off a further. I wore it first. I wore it first. No, I swear. She already called it.

The Negro should do it and body paint. Straight body pain Did she do this? Is that Harley Quinn? Is that Harley Quinn? She got all this All jiggling Oh my god

And then she wins Yeah Carly skin Are you gonna be body painted Prisoners to make up for If Nikki's ex-ed Shut up Do you see the lights

Like a zebra Like a Like were you guys county Or the penitentiary? Fact Orange? Orange? Oh, dude.

What's true is that it hurts, but it's now it's what should we be. Or what's the new costume? If everything is so basic, what's the new costume? I was looking up couples costumes. Adam's family, maybe. Wednesday. Barbie and Ken. That could be one.

Forrest Gump and Jenny. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Gen. Cosmo and Wanda. There's so many. Bob Ross in the art. She's the art.

Oh, you body paint her again. Oh. Yeah. Something about it. Something about body painting. All right. Hey, Marie, the answer to your homey help line is body pain. Body pain.

There we go. Thank you so much. And why you're going to, you might have a jump scare the next time you look at your ring cam footage. Yes. Leti. Police in Virginia are investigating and telling people to be careful out. They lock your doors this Halloween because there is kids out there. Well, they're investigating if they're kids or if they're adults.

Okay. But there's a trio that's going viral because they were wearing masks standing outside of a house telling people, let them in. Yes. Yes. So you got to check out the video, Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram. Yep. Is it strangers? Is the movie strangers like this or one of the movies?

There's a movie where these fools are in the cabin and then there are people wearing masks trying to get in. A lot of the movies are like that. No, it's not us. No. I don't move your time. It might be something like strangers. I'm not too sure. But anyway, so there's three people going around,

and this is how they're acting on the ring cameras. Who is it? Open up the door. We're going to go. Open up the door. First nightmare. Either you come out will be coming in. Open the door.

I'm going to count the chin. We're going to come in. Open a door. So these kids were at the door. in a clown mask. One of them was Jason, or no, Michael Myers. And they're all standing there saying, open the door. But the police never found out who they were.

They're still investigating it till this day. Okay. How much of it is like kids being kids? Yeah, like a prank. And how much is it like don't freaking do that during Halloween time? It's very dangerous to do. Especially at a stranger's house because it's like, there's crazy people out there too. I'd be like people are the most trigger happy now than ever.

Yeah, that's the scary part. Yeah. Did they have any weapons with them? No. Oh, okay. No, but they were looking super creepy. Yeah. The movie's the strangers, not to be confused with strangers,

but the strangers that I was talking about in the cabin, and they're just trying to get in on the window all crazy. They're doing the thing with the side, like you put your head to the side and you're just looking eerily and then just saying let me in and all of that stuff. Okay. I guess at some point you know the people on your block. Of course. You know which one's going to be coming.

up doing some dumb stuff. Yeah. The funniest thing. But then it's like if it's not them, if it's just random people pulling up to your house just doing that, I don't know, I feel like the purge or something. Yeah. No, heck no. They better cut it out.

Like that's an invasion of like privacy. Get off my porch. Like trying to be weird. Like no matter what, under any circumstances, that's too far. Two of them were very intimidating because it was actually very scary. Yeah. But one of them was dressed as like the nun. But you know like one of those little kids that are really chubby and try to dress as a scream?

and it looks very Scram And that's more like ice cream Yeah That's exactly what it looks like That's the holy ice cream right there But he runs fast He runs fast

Dino's not here to defend himself But it is really terrifying And it made me think like Has anything like scary ever happened In your block? Just scary neighbors Yeah because okay That if it's your neighbor

it's like one it could be them just being fools yeah or it could be really scary uh my abolita had a really really scary like an actual scare like to me i'm like okay this is nothing yeah uh her name was i think her name was pipa i don't want to say it oh whoa whoa that's right the homoids nor no no and it was an older lady that grew up with all my tias but as she grew older her back got broke or something and she located faced the floor when she walked. So she's walking like, like, lokiing, like a number seven, right? But she was also really mean.

So the kids were really mean too. The kids would like laugh while she was walking through. And I remember one of my cousins went like up to her to like, like just joke like, like, yeah, you can see. And she grabbed my cousin and just started yelling at her. And to us, we're like, oh my God, like, let me die a susto. Yeah. They had to bring in a freaking curandero, put blankets on her.

No, legit. That's so over the top. But that to me is scary versus this. My neighborhood, at the end of our block, we have a house that's known for people that... What is that? Committed. Yeah. And the whole family did it as well.

What? Yes. So it's the parents that live there, right? So it's just two parents. Okay. The mom ended up herself. by overdosing. Oh.

Sadly, right? That's a mistake. And then a couple months later, a couple, like, after a couple months later, the dad ended up doing it as well. What? So, the son moved into the house. And when the son moved in,

on the side of the house, they found him because he himself. Oh, my gosh. What? Yes. So every single person that's lived in that house has gone. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, terrifying. Disposed of the house. It's not funny. Knock it down. What? What did you do it? Why would they do that? Do what?

But nobody knows why they would do that. And that house stood vacant for the longest. And there was only one light on that stood on that whole time. Nobody lived there. That's at your house, like, in your block right now. Yes. On the bright side, that house is probably affordable. Yeah.

Okay. I was thinking exactly that. Right? Yeah. I've been looking. for houses and the house that I've been finding are so cheap and it's like yeah there was like a scene over here that one's probably super affordable it is it was like 450 you could move into the gregg's neighbor's house and then you go all the time you're just beatboxing I'm just wondering what brand is that

light bulb that stayed on for years I know it was creepy because nobody lived in that house and it was just that single light that was on the whole time not one person because that whole family was so so to the People with the ring camera, it could be worse. Yeah, because you can have the lady that gives you Susto or the house on the black where they... That's not funny at all. All right, all right, all right. Thank you. Thank you so much, Greg.

Suffer and suck a dash. Don't start that patter of little feet around the house stuff again. Oh, my gosh. I'm busy. Sylvester. Sylvester, the cat, okay? Part of Looney Tunes. And we are giving away tickets to go to Magic Metal's Friday.

best we are giving them to the best Sylvester the cat impression okay anyone got one suffering succotash boom that's suffering what what I like it's a suffering fuck attached suffering what what is he saying though suffering what suffering suck attach yeah everybody knows that suck attach is like a vegetable board on this is it oh okay oh hey he's a cat and he yeah suffering on the slick attack. And he's very baboso. He has a lot of baba. Oh, yeah. So let's go to Katie. Katie and Chino. What's up, Katie? Katie. Katie. Hey, what's going on, y'all? Katie, are you trying to win these tickets to go to a Magic Mount Fright Fest?

Absolutely. Okay, we need your best Sylvester, the cat. Katie, go. Suffering, super cats. Terrible. Stop. Stop breaking her. I didn't think it was terrible. I didn't think it was terrible. I didn't think it was terrible. I thought it was tur. Oh, alright. Let's go to Joey, Joey in Huntington Beach. What's up, Joey?

Joey. Joey. Hey, Joey. Good morning, guys. Good morning. Joey, we're doing competition. Best Sylvester, the cat impression. Bring it.

Four tickets to Magic Mountain. Go. Offering. Fuck a pat. I'm not mad at that. Terrible. I'm not mad at that. It wasn't too bad.

It was like. I'm not mad. I don't know. I think of a 10. That was a two. I think of this name is. Is Serian? Serian, is this you in San Fernando?

Yes. Okay, that's a beautiful name. Cedien, tell me we need your best impression of Sylvester the cat. Okay, we're competing for tickets to go to Magic Mountain's Fright Fest. Serian, it's your turn. Go. There's no babas at any single one of them. Put some water on your mouth.

Peanut butter. It's more the babas than the Lisp. I'm seeing people are going for the Lisp. Yeah, it's more babas. Like, it has to have. Suffer and suck a chance. They're trying. Oh.

Somebody clean that mic. I just spit on it right. I just spit on that thing. All right. Jorge. Jorge in the Monte. Jorge. George.

Yeah. What's up, Jorge? Are you ready to do your impression? I'm ready. I got to. All right, bro. Your best Sylvester, the cat. Go.

Fluffering, sex bag. Wait, what? Hello. Are you guys not hearing? Yeah, what's going on here? He said, hey, let me get a six-pack. That's what he said. Oh, my God.

So we're all nose. We're all nose on that. You got to throw a little... I want to hear a little song. Almost like you're looking it up, like a... You got to throw that in there, man. Got a little spit on that thing. Some sizzling.

Something sizzling, right? Yeah. You got look like it got fajitas in your mouth. Sizzling You're right That is a good way to start Suffering fuck atechat Yeah

Give me the tickets For favor You can't I never been there Maria Maria I need you to be Concrete Suffering Sucatage His impression of Sylvester

The Cat Maria are you ready Ready All right Get to it baby girl You're Sylvester The Cat go Sorry

Flack Okay I feel like she close That cat's been smoking cigarettes for the past 10 years. Oh my God. That cat's on his ninth live. She cried. Oh, my God. Rosie.

Rosie. Rosie. Goa lolly Rosie. Hi. Hi. What's up, Rosie. Talk to us. Are you ready to do your Sylvester, the cat impression?

I hope so. And I hope you're good because the way. our judges are this morning. Bring it. Yes. Bring it. We have tickets to go to Magic Mountain's Fight Fest. Best Sylvester, the cat impression wins.

Baby girl, go ahead, Rosie. I'm no mad at that. You can't be, I'm, bro. David, David and chats words. Can you play it one more time? I'm going to run out of lines. I didn't read it. Suffer and suck attack.

Suffer and suck attack. Okay, all right. David, David. Ready? Hey, I'm ready, please. Yeah, we're ready. Come on. Here we go.

Suffer and suck a dash. That's better. We found our first contestant. Thanks for listening. That was good. All right. Let's go to Jorge, Jorge and Downey. Jorge.

Hello. Jorge, give us your best Sylvester the cat, bro. Go. Let's go George and Downey. I'm a little bit scared now Why? Because I think we're giving credit to also sounding like Daffy Dug.

No. That's just not something like that. What? Daffy Duck. Yeah, it probably is. Yeah. It probably is. Daffy Duff.

That's like the, No. Daffy Duck is the same. Go do Daffy. I don't know. Start your card, bro. Israel. Israel. Israel.

Israel. What's real and South Kyi, Israel. What's up? What's up? What's up? I'm back. Israel. Your best.

You're best. Sylvester the cat, bro. Go. Silver and fuck a bad. Okay. Hello, Jack Nicholson. Sylvester the cat? All right, so it's between three.

David and Chatsworth, Jorge and Downey and Israel and Southgate. So I'm going to go to you three again, okay? You guys are going to give me your best. Sylvester the cat. Not Daffy Duck. No. Not. It's Sylvester the cat.

Okay. David. David and Chatsworth. I'm going to need you to go. Three, two, one. Go. Suffering. Fluffering.

All right, that's one. That's legit. Jorge and Downie. Three, two, one. Go, Jorge. He was fucking suck attach. What's a fucking suck atage? Israel.

He sounded like daffy. He sounded like Daffy. Yeah, he did. Israel and Southgate, Israel, your best Sylvester the cat, go. Suffering, succopat. Okay. That's pretty good. All right, they did it twice.

Who is it between? Or who is who's Gwen? I'm going to give it to David. I'm going to give it to David. David? Yes. David. Yeah, I'll go, David.

David. What? David, congratulations. You are going to Sixth. You're going to go to Magic Malin. Fright Fest. One more time, can you give us your suffering suck attached, please?

I hate that. Buffering and suck attached. Man, nobody asked you for no extras, dog. They're hello. Nobody asked you for all that. What you doing? What's you doing? No, settle down, dog.

Yeah, hello. Hey, and just for funzies, I don't know who this is because they took them off the call dog. But, hey, bro, the one that said suck and suck attach, can you hear me? Jorge. Jorge. Yeah, I can hear you. Can I just hear it one more time, bro? Yeah, yeah.

Go ahead. Okay, there goes. That's a good one. It's a good one. It's sucking takedash. One more time. All right, bro. Jorge, one more time, bro.

Just for happiness. Just for happiness. Go. All right. Yeah, let's get that for a barking pass to fry. Hold on the light. Hold on the line, bro. He's so cute.

He really tried. Why is he saying it so fast? Fucking, fuck it! All right. We have some Cheesma, but before the Cheesma, NG, we're going to guess a celebrity. Yes. Okay, and this is spooky vibes? Again, spooky vibes.

You want to give us a hint? Because we've been sucking at guessing. Actually, no, you've been really good, Vic. I've been fucking suck a time. I've been sucking. I've been sucking. I've been sucking. I've been sucking.

I'm gonna look at your laptop. So your one hint is that this is all like before we even, we were born. Okay, all right. Now we're doing concrete. All of us? I get it. Okay. Yeah, including you.

You're going to feel young. Concrete. All right. I swear to God. Let's play. Let's play the guest celebrity. I'm going to feel young. I would give anything to feel young again.

I feel young. Let's see. Okay. Her prime was like in the 70s, early 80s. So that's what I'm saying. Like you weren't even born. Her what? Her prime.

Like prime time when she was like. Okay. Oh, he was born. I was there. Okay. He wasn't. He wasn't. All right.

Time to guess celebrity. This is spooky edition. We play an audio clip of a celebrity and we try to guess who it was. Let's see. Let's see. It didn't matter where I was up. This one thing that would follow me everywhere. This was a creature of the shadows.

It scared me to death. I know that this is. You do? A creature of the shadows. I kind of know who. I think I know that voice. Play one more time. I know that voice.

I know that voice. It didn't matter where I was up. This one thing that would follow me everywhere. This was a creature of the shadows. It scared me to death. Warwick? What's your name? I have no clue.

No? Oh, my God. It's so hard. All right. It's not. It's not. I would know Whoopi Goldberg. Close.

No. Diane Warwick. What's your name? Go, Greg. Dian and Ross. No. I can't think of it. I can hear him.

You said you know. Bye. It starts with the... Shaka Khan! Oh! I knew it. It didn't matter where I was up. This one thing that would follow me everywhere.

Sounds like you know a little bit, too. It scared me to death. Shaka Khan. So what was she talking about? That was so random, though. Pretty much that. That's something like some creature just followed her around. Every time she slept, she would be waking up by that.

No, thank you. No. You've ever been, like, let's say it's nighttime and all the lights are off and let's say you go to the fridge to get something and then it feels like someone's following. So you run back to your room all scared. No, no. Yeah. I do it all the time. I still do it.

Not to this day. Like when you're little. Oh. When you're in a stark. And you just run everywhere because you think something's following. You can't leave. And you legit feel it. You feel the presence.

I felt like that after a 94 earthquake. That way? Like I couldn't go into dark rooms. Because then you, well, because you're more like fear of the earthquake. Yeah. I get you. I get you. Like trauma.

To this day. Oh, he's just running from room to room at night? Under the door frame? Yeah. You don't do that still? No. It's terrified.

I look into my living room and I'm just run. Yeah, because it is dark. It's dark. Can't see anything. Yeah, it's scary. Okay. But let's get into some cheese man. What's going down with Gucci Main and his wife?

Okay, so Gucci-May, you know, he actually just opened up about having schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. Oh, man. I know. He was saying like, you know what? Like, I would have, he would have episodes. And Keisha, his wife, would protect him from doing, like, going online and just having people know that he's having an episode by doing this. I take his apps off his phone. First thing I do, I delete Instagram. I delete everything.

Even if I got to change his password, I'm changing it. Because I don't need the public to know he's having an episode. You realize you'd never know about any other episodes since September 13. Because I control that. Because you're not going on Instagram. You're not going on Twitter. it's deleted and now before the episodes come i catch it wow yeah that's a good woman right man she's been down with them and got him right for a long time he was locked up and she held him down

i think he gave her some money to hold and she flipped it like but i think he gave her a million and she made it 15 like there's a whole story behind her and him and and it seems like she's really the rider die it's not the hey just wish you with the for the money or just with you for this and that it's like no you you're holding your man now she has and then now she that's why she was saying, you know what, like now I catch him. Like, now when he starts, like, he doesn't eat, he doesn't sleep, or he doesn't want to speak to you, or, like, even on messages, like, when he puts, like, periods after each word.

She can tell? She's like, oh, you're going to have an episode. So that's when she starts taking away his phone and things like that. Yeah, she's preventative. Schizophrenia, what is that? That's multiple personalities? I'm not sure. Not exactly.

No. No? It's, I believe it's, like, when you hear, like, voices. I have to double check that. Yeah. It's like, I hear a lot of. manic behavior. I'm just having a lot of episodes.

It's a chronic mental health condition characterized by a combination of positive, negative, and con... It's a lot of extreme. Different symptoms that simply impair daily functioning. So a schizophrenic person will tell you one day they're going to be a billionaire, and then the next day they'll think they're the scum of the earth. So it's like a lot of highs and lows and having to navigate that is a lot. So I'm like, kudos to Kisha. Her name is Kisha. Yeah, Kisha.

Tisha, like, for wanting to put up with that because that's a whole battle every single day, every hour by hour. You know what I'm saying? Hallucinations, hearing voices, seeing things that aren't there. Well, see, that's the thing. I think that's where it gets more into the episodic part of it. You know what I'm saying? There's parts that you can live with and that if you have it, it's like, okay, this is kind of what I'm accustomed to. But when she says, okay, then he gets in some episodes, it would be that.

Previous to this, he had talked about how he went on a rant and was just going in on everybody. He was talking smack about Drake. He was talking smack about different people in the industry and had to apologize for all of that. And it's real easy to be like, yeah, I'm sorry I was tripping, but it's like, I'm sorry, I can't have a mental disorder, bro. And for her to be by his side throughout it all to prevent it, we're seeing right now, there's an artist that is going in on Twitter and Instagram and all of that. And it's like, I would hope someone is there for that person to help, similar to how Keisha is there to help. It gets into the mix of like you're controlling them or you're not letting them be themselves, you know? We've heard Kanye say that about when he was married to him and about his mother-in-law.

But at what point is it I'm helping versus I'm trying to control you, you know, so that you don't hurt yourself, hurt others in the way that you speak or how you act out. It's really tough. Yeah, you have to protect them. Put them in a good environment. And, like, if you see that kind of thing coming, like, man, you got to, like, prepare a bunch of, like, just set a bunch of things so that, like, it doesn't get as bad. Yeah. Yeah. And that's what exactly what she was doing.

Gucci did mention, though, that whenever he would have episodes, he would be like Kanye, he would give things out. But he would give out, like, money and jewelry. I gave away juror. I would give my friends jury. And, like, they know I went where they'll take it. They took advantage. Yeah, I felt like, damn, they know someone's going on with me, but they'll take it. So, like, when I got out of jail, like, I cut off all my friends.

My old friends, because I'm like, damn, they were taking advantage. You know what I'm saying? I guess at what part are you like, hey, give this back? Or, oh, this was a gift, what you mean? For understanding, like, no, it's part of what he's going through. His episodes. Well, it's brave of him to admit all this. It is.

Very vulnerable of him. Yes. Thank you for that, Angie. Thank you for that, Andy. Concrete. What's up? What did you drink this morning? A lot of coffee.

I know. You look like coffee right now. You're the coffee ground. I know. My little guy. Thank you for saying frijol. No. Chigito.

A frijolito. But coffee is a type of bean, so. That's true. That is true. But it's not a pinto bean. But it's not a Pinto. Not a Pinto being. Oh, speaking of, I saw a Pinto car for the first time ever at a car show.

A Ford Pinto? Really? At the Hot Wheels, they had a super duper car show over there in El Secondo. And I saw Pinto. And I was like, oh, my gosh, I've only heard about a Pinto. I have not seen one. I want one of those. Like a Gremlin.

Like an old Gremlin? That's a car, too. A Carto? A car too? A cartoon? Yeah. What happens in, like, what's the car like? It looks like a Pinto almost.

Oh, okay. Like a little two-door, little banger. Nice. Okay. You like those little cars. I do, man. Because you like the Miata, too. Big fellas like little cars.

I was supposed to say that. Why do you like little cars? And little fellas like big cars. I have one of those too, but I just, I like, I like feeling like super in control. Do you ever put your hair down in the Miata? Oh, yeah, all the time. You have a Miata con. I do.

I have a 1995 Miata MX5, yes. Oh, I'm sure all the car guys know exactly what he's talking about, right guys? Everything's custom, the seats. Greg, what is you talking about right now? Very small car for a big guy. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Miata. They're interesting cars.

They're cool. It's like a little golf cart. I'll bring it tomorrow. Do it, do it. Do it. I would love it. It looks like Mario cart. Yeah.

You remember like Drive USA? Remember like driving USA? Like the one that flips or with the girl? That's that car? It's the car. I need to see it. Pull up. Pull up tomorrow.

All right? He looks like Bowser in the golf cart. Yeah. All right. Big, there's a lot of stuff going down. There's cheese men, not just with the girls. I know it's always like a girl thing that has hella cheese man. Oh, no. The dudes are cheese meyando and eating it up.

Yeah, we got some too, right? Because Russell Westbrook says LeBron is fake, all right? And he confirmed that because of Will Smith. All right? So recently an article came out where they were talking about Russell Westbrook and LeBron's relationship, right? And they were talking about one time Will Smith went to go visit the Lakers and talk to them after a loss, right? But LeBron was so upset because Russell Westbrook messed up in that game. that when before Will got there, he said, y'all got this, walked out of the room.

He didn't want to be there. Left everybody hanging, right? So then Russ was upset. Like, hey, like, what's up? Like, he gets to leave, but we have to stay? Like, what's up with that? I'm an MVP. I'm a Hall of Fame or two.

Like, what's up? And, you know, so everybody ended up, they took like 10 minutes. Everybody ended up coming back. Will Smith walked in and LeBron asked him questions for an hour straight. Nobody else got to speak to Will Smith. So the whole time, it's like the guy that didn't want to be there ended up trying to like pretty much stealing the whole spotlight of everything and nobody else got to interact to will smith that's not too bad i don't feel like i think that the worst part of that i read that

article the worst part of that is that russell westbrook was talking about how uh lebron wanted one of his homies to come play i believe it was kairie oh yeah that too and he was telling the lakers like a trade for kairi i want to reunite with him but to tell them to do that would mean that russle gets traded and so that didn't that i don't know that didn't seem to happen and LeBron got upset and then he did an interview saying he's so disappointed that they didn't make that move. And essentially Russ is like, bro, you saying that equals I'm gone. Like you, that means you're disappointed that you're working with me type of deal.

And after that, there's little petty things that ended up happening. And one of them being like he would joke around him but not to him. Yeah. He would like, I guess make him feel left out. And then Russ, Loki Russ is from out here. He's like, look, if you don't like me, let's just say you don't like. like me, he's like I'm just not with this fake stuff. Like, I'm not with the fake stuff.

But it's just a trip to kind of see it happen behind the scenes with like one of our, if not our only favorite LA team, you know? Yeah. And it was like, he was just tired of the fakeish. He even said that to a teammate. Yeah. You know, he was like, yeah, I'm tired of the fakeish. And so they posted a photo with Will Smith after that, that whole thing.

And LeBron is chees in, ah, you know, so happy. And LeBron is, I mean, sorry, Russ is mad. Russ has the face on like, mm-mm. I mean, but I kind of feel like Russ, you know, he gives me, there's a saying in Spanish Tiena la Sangre pesada. I don't know. I just kind of feel like maybe...

Big blood? Big blood? Heavy blood it? Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, you know, heavy characters, you know? And I feel like when those two guys

is just too heavy characters and they just didn't work well, you know? They clash. They clash. Well, a lot of people have said that about LeBron too. He's like, I hate that this... Because he turned into Kendrick. Look, he would it.

He didn't like that LeBron would say like a movie was his favorite movie, but wouldn't know any of the quotes to the movie. I think he said, Godfather. Godfather? That Lebrother. that LeBron would go around saying Godfather's his favorite,

but does not know a canola quote. I'll give him an offer he can never refuse. Like, I've only seen that thing once, and I know a few of the quotes. LeBronza caper. Yeah, so he didn't like that. He's like, I don't like this fakes of like, it's unnecessary.

Why you say you're reading a book? It's upside down. Yeah. He's a habitual liar. Pretend to know the lyrics, but you don't know them. Yeah. Like, that would upset Russ. And he's just like, yeah.

And I guess they had asked him, hey, when's the last time you talked to LeBron? And he's like, I haven't talked to that guy. Yeah. I have not talked to LeBron. So now? Yeah. So people are picking size, though.

People are picking size? Are you going to be, like, are you going for what LeBron is saying? Which is nothing and just probably like, hey, my favorite movie is, I don't know what you changed it. I'm Westbrook, let's go. And if you ask LeBron, he'll probably be like, I love Russell Westbrook. One of my favorite players. Yeah. It's just like.

And that'll probably irk Russ even more. Yes. Okay. Because it's like, no, bro, we don't like each other. Let's be honest. Like, just be real about it. Yeah. And Russ is real.

He even like, he has hard feelings towards the Lakers. Recently there were some kids that were signing some jerseys of his, right? Like the OKC jersey and stuff. One of the kids brought out a Laker jersey and he wouldn't sign it. I know how to. He's pissed. He's pissed. That's messed up.

I know, but it's just, hey, he's real. He's real. You got to respect that. He didn't like how LeBron led the Lakers. Totally speculating, but I think it was in the ringer as well. When he moved to the Clippers, we remember when we talk about it, like when he was taking them on a Vegas trip, buying them all phones, I think he was trying to be the guy that LeBron wasn't to him.

Yeah. And it still didn't work on their side. Yeah, I know. At least he gave it in a TED, tried. I'll be mad at Russ. All right. Look, I got to tell you guys about this crazy Tupac story. So you guys know Tupac's Brenda got a baby, right?

Yes. It was one of his first hits. I hear, Brenda's got a baby, but Brenda's barely got a neck. A dance shame. The girl can Holly spell a name. So it's crazy because this song was based on a real article in a newspaper in New York that Tupac found while he was filming the movie. movie Juice. So he's right there in his trailer, like just reading and stuff like that. And it struck him

so much that he had to pause the acting, the scene, everything. He's like, hey, you guys, I need like 30 minutes. I'm going to finish this article. And he ended up writing the whole song. Wow. Right? And it was about, it's this happened in 1990, a 12 year old girl in the projects in Brooklyn who was sexually assaulted by her cousin and then gave birth to the baby on the floor of the projects, then ended up putting that baby in a plastic bag and threw it down the trash heap. Yeah, all real. All real, 100% real. Only thing not real is her name is not Brenda. Yes, yeah, that was just...

I think he put that in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Brenda's got a baby. It's for the... All for the rap. Yeah. But Brenda's barely got a brain, because see?

Yeah. That would have go to Tiffany. Such a poet. No. So there's this author named, Jeff Perman, who's working on Tupac book name, only God can judge me, the many lives of Tupac Choucah. Actually drops today.

And he started looking into the story of Brenda's got a baby, like, hey, this is real. So, like, you know, there's had to be a baby, like what happened to the baby and stuff like that. So he ended up contacting a genealogist who tracked down the baby who inspired Brenda's got a baby. Then he reached out to him. The dude is now in his 30s. His name is Devon Hodge. And he ended up answering the phone and they connected.

And then now he's on a press run with him. He's on a podcast and talking about this whole situation and how he felt when he found out he was the baby and Brenda's got a baby. To be honest with you, I cried, man. You grow up so long. you're not understanding a tragic story is about you. And now you're reading it. And now you're opening your eyes to what actually happened. Is that a baby anymore?

No. And he survived. He survived. He got adopted. He still actually stayed in Brooklyn just in a different neighborhood in Crown Heights. And they changed his last name. He was adopted at six months. So everything so that he couldn't really find out that that was him, you know, the

the adoptive parents did, but he ended up doing an ancestry test. And then that's how he found out. Wow. Super crazy. So I believe he said that his parents that adopted him allowed his mom to see him for like till he was like two years old. And then that stopped. His parents, the adopted, I think they're both passed away.

And because of that, he's like, look, let me just try to see. Let's see what's up. Didn't connect with his mom until recent. I think they were both randomly in Vegas at the same time. So this author, while this author wasn't the reason why the baby and Brenda's got a baby knew he was, Brenda's got a baby. But he didn't know who his mom was, things of that nature. So then they end up contacting and finding who the mom is.

And he now lives in Vegas, the guy. They contact her and she's like, yeah, I would love to meet him. But right now I'm at a convention in Las Vegas. So it was like the time put them together to have met up. It's an insane story and it all goes back to a classic song by Pock. And it's just a trip like that type of thing. It gives me goosebumps. No, I have goosebumps right now talking about it.

And then just to trip out like on Devon, like imagine a famous song. Like you just, he listened to it like everybody else and then you find out it's about you. Yeah. You're like, wait, that's not just any. It's Tupac. Yeah. Yeah. No.

I mean, Greg, imagine you hear dancing with. the devil and you're like wait a minute wait wait wait no I would not want to know that no but I'm just saying like a crazy song terrible crazy song and it's like about you no I know like there's like there like I know like there's like there's like there's like this is so one of one this is a one of one situation it's Brenda's got a baby and the fact that in the song like you think like okay she throws a baby away and it's like it's more about her in her life but that baby survived that actual story in insane What's the book called?

It's called Only God Can Judge Me The Many Lives of Tupac Shakur. Wow. Yeah, drop today. Okay. Like, Angie, we need to talk about Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence. You know her from Hunger Games?

She's also mystique. Mystique. A lot of people dress up as Mystique for Halloween. Oh, yeah, that's how skin. Body pain. Yeah, body pain. But I didn't know Jennifer Lawrence was this trashy. Yes, you guys.

What happened? How much must you hate your friend to feed them trash? Oh. Homegirl did that, okay? did that specifically to Robert Pattinson, which is the toilet fool. Edward Cullen. Also, Batman?

Yeah. Also, it was Batman. The vampire fool. But I know exactly what you're talking about when you say that. Wait, his name is not Edward Cullen. No, Robert Pattinson. Okay.

El palido. The one that glitters and shimmers with the light. So she was talking about this one story, right? She's like, you know what? It was like during Christmas time. I had my girlfriend's over. We're in PJs watching movies. And then Robert hits me up saying like, hey, I just wrap something up. I'm like down the block.

And so she's like, oh, come over, come over. Because he's like a girl's girl, right? Or a girl, a boy's girl. You say a girl's guy. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. She's all like, he loves to gossip, right?

So she invites him over. He gets there. And then he's like, oh, my God, I'm so hungry. Do you have food? And she's like, yeah, don't worry. So while she's in the restroom, he's in the restroom, she goes and gets food from the trash. And so while he was in the bathroom, I was in the bathroom, I was just like pulling food out of my garbage.

And so he eats it. And we're all just kind of like watching and eat this trash. And then when he was finished, he was like, I'm still hungry as a mole. Oh, gosh. Wow. But the crazy part is like, yeah, he ate the food from the trash. And then she tells him like, oh, or he asked for more food. And she's like, you know what?

I don't have any. It's in the trash. And he's like, I don't care. Feed me more. Food are firing. What is it? She didn't say exactly what it was. But it's like she still got the food from the food.

the trash and fed him. And then even though he already knew that was food from the trash, he still wanted some. This is a real life hunger games. Ha ha ha ha. Because she's from hunger games. Okay. So the first time she fed him, he didn't know it was trash. Then he wanted seconds.

Yeah. And she's like, hey, there's more, but it's in the trash. And he's like, I'll take the trash. So what? I'll take it. So maybe it's not as bad because he was down to eat it. That's still disgusting. That is that.

It was probably like in a Tupperware. Yeah. I don't know why I'm thinking pizza. And it's in the cardboard. Because they were having movie night. They could just open it and like, I don't know. Someone trashed you are. You can't just order some?

They're rich. Yeah. Yeah, they can't just order some. He was hungry right now. You didn't hear him when he came and he was like, oh my God, I have not ate. She was afraid of him turning back into a vampire. Yeah. No, give him some food.

Give him some food. Okay. But even if like if it was pizza and it's inside like a box or anything, which you guys still ? No. I've done that. Don't give me nothing that's in the trash. I've done that.

What? That's disgusting. Concording. You ate out the churn? Disgusting. What did you eat? Nah, like somebody threw my food away and it was like my bag was in there. Yeah.

But the food was inside the bag. No. I was like, let me go up and then get my bag. I'm with you, bro. I'm not too, I'm not too mad at that. You know all the germ particles that are in that trash can? Yeah, but I haven't sat there for a long time. It's still in the trash can.

What's wrong with a little juice? A lot. Some trash juice? A little trash juice. A little T.J. Sprinkle on it. Oh. I guess it's fine if it's on the top.

Like if it's the last... No! Well, I'm not... Can I speak, please, bro? That's disgusting. If it's on the top and nothing else has touched it yet or like it's in a container

like I get it. Like a lot of times these freaking kids they order meals, my children, they don't finish them but they throw it away like if it's done

I was like, bro, there's some nuggy still in here. I've been worse. What? Do you feel me? No, I'm happy. No, I don't feel you. What hell do you wait

out of the trash guy? You feel me? No. I know it's been. You feel me? It's a grown man business, Greg. Grow up, Greg. All right, keep it in.