Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 585 "I'm a Ham" (And I Might Just Tell My Parents on Turkey Day) & The NBA Mafia Poker Ring | Brown Bag Mornings (10/23/25)
Episode Date: October 23, 2025The "Homie Helpline" gets wild as Armando, whose "super churchy" parents are demanding grandchildren, is forced to decide whether to come out as gay or pull up to Thanksgiving dinner with his friend p...retending to be his fictional, Jenna Ortega-inspired girlfriend, Carla. Meanwhile, the crew breaks down the crazy news of a Hall of Fame NBA head coach who got caught up in an illegal poker operation tied to the mafia, and they debate whether an interview with R&B star Miguel was interrupted by actual demons. [Edited by @iamdyre 🧟 ♂️]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Come on.
Paran 106, Buenos Aires.
Good morning.
It is October 23.
Yeah.
We hear already.
We hear everybody.
Everybody's in here.
Greg's in here.
Concrete's in here.
What's up?
Angie, Victor, myself.
Pletty.
Is there a reason why you guys are standing up concrete and Greg?
Well, I actually stand up.
Like in general.
I'm coffeeed up.
You're coughing up.
Oh, you're copied up.
All your caffeinated.
Coffee grain.
up.
You're caffeinated concrete this morning.
Yeah.
I like it.
I like it.
Look, I'm glad that you're up, bro, because we have an incredible show for you today.
Let's get into money moves.
That make money move.
That make money move.
Gosh.
I feel like church should be the only place that you don't feel judged.
Yeah, you shouldn't.
For how much you make.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
But no, I've never felt more judged for how much I make than having gone to church.
Ever like a brokia church?
Anybody?
Oh, when I don't have cash to put in the election place.
You just pretend you're doing something else
while that part comes right?
Church has done changed, brother.
Churches, man, they got QR codes now player.
You can scan to give that way.
You can't say that.
I got no cash the more.
They're like, no way.
You can zealous.
Oh, yeah.
Why did you tell me that?
Zell the Lord.
Zell the Lord.
The Lord takes Venmo.
The Lord takes Venmo and cash out.
Clark.
It's cool.
I don't think churches have kind of yet.
You could pay for a player and,
you can pay for prayer and payments.
It's no matter.
It's no matter.
Where this church.
is going through a lot of backlash because of the way that a bishop was talking to one of the
churchgoers who went in to give a thousand and two hundred bucks and some change, which I feel
like is a hell of a lot of bread, bro, you're eating king.
Sorry.
That's a, that's a big tie.
That's a lot.
That's a big tithe.
And listen to this.
I, Roberta McQuay, sawing this seed of $1,000 plus $235 and receiving the blessings to come to
all that participated.
Now that's only $1,200.
Yes.
Y'all not listening to what I'm saying.
If you have a thousand plus a thousand,
that ain't what I ask you to do.
Gee-my-Broad, there's no way.
Put her on blast in front of her kid.
Her kid was right there too with his Sunday best suit on,
like here I'm ready to get to the Lord.
And the bishop sent them right by,
I don't want this measly $1,300, $1,300.
$1, $1,135.
False profits right there.
False profits.
Those prosperity patches are crazy, dog.
This happened in Detroit and that bishop has come out to say, look, this is what I was doing.
I was putting people in lanes by like their increments.
So I said only the ones that have a thousand plus a thousand come here.
She wasn't listening.
Oh, so it's her fall now.
It's her fall.
What does that even mean?
That he may have said, like, hey, I have the people that are only giving 200 come on
this line.
People that are giving a
brokies come on this side.
People that are doing a thousand plus a thousand
come on this side.
So when she, I guess she went
into the wrong line.
At least that's how he's responding
to all of the criticism.
She was on the two blessings lane.
She was supposed to be in the one blessing.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
So they think, they're saying like,
you know what?
It was out of context.
You guys need to be there.
Sometimes churches have their own culture.
Where it's like, no, it's a back
and forth between like the you only know what it's like if you're in there so i guess this going out
to the world maybe people wouldn't understand people didn't not understand if it didn't have that like
angelic church music in the background it would sound like a stick up oh that's because it was just like
how much you got yeah how much you got oh you must not be i'm sorry roberta mccoy sewing this seed of
a thousand dollars plus two hundred thirty five dollars and receiving the blessings to come to all that
participating. Now that's only
$1,200. That's only $1,200.
Y'all not listening to what I'm
saying. See, you guys not listening.
I need you to listen now.
It sounded like a bank ice.
So his response was
the whole church was coming and we didn't want
people standing, the mothers and all that.
So it was calling them by increments.
And we had someone that had given up before
and I corrected it. So that's why I said,
y'all are not listening.
That's crazy.
Listen, let's know.
I thought people only gave like five, ten bucks.
Same.
I mean, the thing about tithing, it's between you and God, not between you and everybody in the church.
Yeah.
No, you're right about that.
But there is like a little rule about tithing.
I think it's 10% of what you make you're supposed to give to God.
What?
No, yeah.
Really?
Yeah, it's a thing so that you can get it back.
I don't even know that.
It's your tithing.
Tithing is different than the collection.
Collection and tithing, two different things.
Oh.
How so?
I'm sorry, how so?
Collection is like the one, two dollars and then the tithing is like, it kind of has to hurt a little bit.
No, I'm serious.
I'm going to get a collection.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, my annals are pastors.
I've never, I've never saw a difference between tithing and collecting.
What religion?
Christian.
Yes.
We're talking Catholic.
When they're doing the collection one, they're talking Catholic.
Yeah, my income is tithing.
My income is staying Catholic then.
You know what?
What's crazy?
So the church that I go to or that I used to go to, they have the tithing, but they call it differently.
and it's a Catholic church
and it's like
the promise to the Virgin Mary
and it's the same thing
of like you're promising
10% of your income.
Oh, you know.
No, no, no.
So this is,
tightening is the practice
of giving a specific recurring amount
of 10% of one's income as baseline.
While an offering is voluntary,
additional gift given beyond the tide.
Tidding is often viewed as a spiritual discipline
or a required act of obedience.
So that's where the difference is.
That's where the tithing versus offering is.
Where that money goes?
To the church.
To the church.
To the church.
Honestly, like it's like to you too.
Like it has to give you some, like it's giving something so that all your prayers, they cost.
I don't know.
That's a price.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But the pastor gets new shoes every time.
Yeah, I was about to see.
Really nice one.
I don't know.
We got some breaking news.
Breaking news.
Breaking news.
This is like shaking up the NBA, right?
It's shaking up the sports world right now.
What's going on, Khan?
Not only did the trailblazers lose their season opener last night, but they also lost their head coach
this morning.
Wait, what?
Yes, Portland and Charles Blazers head coach
Chauncey Billups has been charged
in an illegal poker
operation tied to the
mafia.
Okay.
They still exist, guys.
What?
Billups is in his fifth season
as head coach was arrested in
Oregon where he is expected
to make an initial court appearance
on Thursday morning.
All of this happened while we were sleeping.
While we were sleeping.
Yes.
Yes.
Also, Miami Heat
guard, Terry Rozier, a former
Cavaliers player assistant coach,
Damon Jones, were also charged in a
separate but related illegal gambling case.
They are among six people
charged Thursday with turning professional
basketball into a criminal gambling
operation using inside information
to place on lawful wages.
Okay.
According to law enforcement sources
told the ABC News this morning.
I'm a little confused because
is this about sports betting or is this about
poker? And then where are the head?
Because the mafia could mean it.
It's a little bit of both.
It's a little bit of both.
So inside information, so inside information is basically like, you know, this team is probably going to lose or this team or this player is going to be out.
Yeah, like this player is going to be out for this game.
So definitely bet on this team because they're going to be out.
They're going to be missing one player or whatever the case.
Don't they always do that anyway?
Like they report who's on who's injured that.
Yeah.
By the way, that LeBron was on a sciatica injury.
Yeah, but usually like it takes maybe like.
It could be like a last minute thing
where they put them on a disabled list
or whatever they get.
Check this out, check this out.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And poker?
Well, I mean, hey, I mean, look at Gilbert Readers.
I mean, he's still, I mean, he's still, you know,
charged.
I don't know what's going to happen with that.
But, I mean, as far as, like, you know,
this whole gambling thing, I think this is,
it's definitely getting out of control with all this,
you know, like all these apps and you're able to.
So I think it's making it really easy for a lot of these players
and a lot of these coaches to get involved into this,
like, you know, like, you need a gambling.
To get caught up.
Yeah.
And the thing with this part is that this is going back to the gambling before all these apps.
It's the mafia.
That's what I think about.
It's back to the mafia.
Yeah, like, it's nothing to do with the app.
You hear it from players, and you heard about players getting caught up in the game.
Uh-huh.
But this is an actual head coach getting caught up.
I would think it's like underground, like mafia style.
Yeah, that's how I'm doing.
Me too.
Yeah, I threw the dice right there, right?
Hey, come on.
Yeah.
Hey, uh, Paulie, you think, uh, you think that.
player's going to play tonight or what?
Get the guy out of here out of his face, all right?
Oh, I got a full house.
I don't think that guy's going to play today.
Why, ballie?
Because we're going to break his freaking legs.
You hurt the guy, did you?
All right, he's going to break your freaking legs.
You're going to put him in the back of the trunk.
And Chauncey Billups, he's caught up.
He's caught up.
Are these two different things that are happening or is this the same thing that's happening?
I mean, what I would imagine, it's all part of, like, the same, like, ring and, like, network, right?
So imagine if, like, NBA Rico.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, if Chauncey Billups is going to play, like, an illegal gambling game, which is essentially just poker, high-level poker at somebody's house.
Right?
So they're doing that.
But it's, like, the people that, you know, are there, it's like, one of them's a bookie.
And one of them can ask them a question, right?
It's like, hey, like, so what do you think?
Oh, wow. He's at these illegal poker games.
He's giving an insider information.
He's giving inside information.
Now I get it.
Which has been.
happening forever.
It's not the first time.
I mean, back in the day, there was a ref that got caught up.
Yeah, Tim Donahue.
Tim Donahue back in the 2000s that he got caught up when, you know, he was basically calling
fouls and giving people, you know, basically swaying the games with the calls that he was making.
But was he didn't talk about the guy anymore, right?
He was doing it for the mall.
He was.
He was a freaking guy.
He was doing it for the man.
He's lucky you didn't get some concrete shoes, huh?
Yeah.
Last time I heard of him, he was back in the church.
trunk, all right?
Is Billups?
He'd be a great
mobster movie guy.
Is Billups?
Are they in the East Coast?
No, Portland.
So he's in Portland.
But he actually did
pay for the Detroit
Pistons, which won a championship
at one point.
It's huge because he's a Hall of Famer.
He might be removed.
He might be removed.
Am I right?
But he beat Kobe in the finals, right?
Yeah.
He beat Kobe in the finals.
But he's probably not going to beat this charge.
Nope.
Oh.
Oh.
The mob.
Oh, man.
It's okay, Chansy.
We're going to take care of you in here.
We're going to make sure we get the ragatoni, the ravioli, the peroni.
The perroni.
The perroni?
I don't think he wants the peroni.
You don't want the pepperoni.
The salchica.
That's the Italian chon-chon-chon.
All right, you keep it here.
We got the weather with concrete on the way.
By the way, this NBA mafia gambling betting story is still developing.
So we got you.
I don't like to gamble.
But I bet you guys that he's not getting out of this one.
Okay.
And now the weather.
Oh, hell the dog.
With concrete storm.
Berritos it is going down for the weather today Thursday, October 23rd.
The summer has busted once again a U-turned on those guys.
Wow.
It's doing donuts, concrete.
It's doing donuts, right?
This is crazy, dude.
It's a takeover.
First off, we go to the city of Saugas, where it's November, but it feels like August.
Because your high today will be 81 grados.
Next, we hit the city of Fillmore, where Cholos walk around saying, we need to kill more.
No.
Just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
There's good people.
They say we need to pray more.
We need to pray more.
We need to pray on the week.
Your high will be 79 degrees.
And now we go off to the city of Londale, where Cholo's balance, only to live in Palmdale.
Your high will be 74 degrees there.
And lastly, we hit the city of Cabazon,
where you go to the casino and see your money be gone.
Your high will be 77 degrees.
I have a little folklore article about the city of Cabazon.
A legend tells of a circus train that derailed near Cabazon in the 1950s or 60s.
Some performers, especially little people.
Did you point that?
No, I did not point it.
You're putting it.
No, I was not pointing at you, Letty.
I was 4.11 and a half.
Little people, not Leti.
And circus animals reportedly stayed behind, built a small rock castle and walked to the local post office with animals and leashes.
While there's no form historical record of the derailment or the castle, the story persists among local urban legend, hunters and ghost seekers for Cubzone.
It's the kind of tell where the truth is unclear adding to the hunted fight.
It sounds like a little problem.
Did you point at me, man?
I didn't point at you.
I did not point at you out.
You're 4-Eleven?
Yeah, and a half.
And a half?
And a half.
So I round up to five.
Oh, damn, five feet with shoes right there.
And if you were 10s, you're 5-1.
Ooh.
Saugis, you're going to be 81 degrees today.
Phil Moore.
You're going to be 79, Laundale, 74, and Cabazon.
70 Zepin.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate you guys.
I'll be back.
tomorrow, dog.
Weather every day,
7.15 a.m.
There is weather every day.
You're here with it too.
You're here with it too.
There is weather every day.
By the way,
Angie, I diem las milamores,
the twins from East L.A.
slash Polarites.
I don't know which one it was.
I don't want to get into.
East L.A.
Same thing.
Same thing.
No, it's not the same thing.
Same thing.
It's not.
No, no, no.
No, no.
They're about to duke it out
tomorrow, Garfield,
and Roosevelt.
That's right.
But anyway,
I asked them if we can,
have their blessing to be them for Halloween and they said,
that's right.
That's right.
They said, yes, you have our blessing home girl.
That's so cool.
Did they give you the filter?
Stop it.
You need that.
You need it.
I don't know what filter you all are talking about.
I don't know which one it is either, but I know it's a filter.
Yeah, come on.
They need to give you the recipe.
Yeah, no, honestly, I want to, like, if maybe they can dress us and give us like the
thing.
Y'all don't need that's asking a lot.
Y'all don't need filters, though, ladies.
Come on.
Stop it.
Wow.
Wow.
What a man
Ombre
You all need a whole face lift
I think I found a place
I found a place
I could do three for one
Go with this
Ah
Damn
I'm fine for
Quarenton
Quarito
Cagiotte
All right
Check this out
You need a homie
Or need some help
We need a line
I mean phone line
We've got you for
The homie help line
Armando
Needs our help.
Armando.
Armando sent us a DM and said,
Brownback, it's Armando.
I lied big time and now it's stressing me the hell out.
He said, I'm about to hit 30 in December,
which should be a celebration,
but instead my parents are treating it like a deadline.
They're on me every day.
Mijo, and la novi?
When are the grandkids coming?
Don't forget, you're not getting any younger.
Here's the tea.
I am a gay man.
And my parents?
Super churchy Christians.
But they think I'm straight because I used to have a girlfriend back when I was a teenager.
So for the past few years, I've been dodging their questions or saying,
I just like being private mom, or I make excuses like I'm focused on my career or that I hate the dating process.
Recently, I panicked and invented a fake girlfriend just to shut them up.
I said her name is Carla and she has beautiful light brown skin and long black hair.
I basically just described my favorite baddie, Jenna Ortega.
It bought me some time, but now my mom's been asking me more questions about her,
like where she lives and works, plus even cooking extra food for me to take to her when I say I'm going to go see her.
And my dad's already trying to give me to show him pictures.
A bit, I'll be. I'll be it.
And he said, now I'm stressed because they want to meet her, and I'm over here thinking,
I might have to tell one of my girls to come pretend to be my girlfriend just to keep up the lie.
Oh, Armando.
He said, imagine me pulling up to Thanksgiving dinner with the fake Carla praying she doesn't break character.
So Brownback, what do I do?
I'm afraid of them disowning me and kicking me out.
Do I break their hearts and tell them the truth that Carla doesn't exist and their son actually likes boys?
Or do I keep running this scam until I get caught?
Huh.
I don't know
What would you tell him
Just don't go to things to get with a stuffed turkey
Perrito, you know what I'm saying?
It's the turkey baster
For favor
For a
I think he should come out
Because I have a family member
That I don't know if he has or hasn't yet
But it's messed up the way that they treat him
Because they're like we know
They're trying to get it out of them
But my grandpa
is like the biggest like...
Yeah, he's anti.
Yeah, so that's why it's like, I feel like he should...
I was like, dude, let him be, let him be, let him be.
They're just like, no, don't tell him, don't tell him.
Got you.
I guess his deal is not only, I guess that parts of it,
but then like the other part is he legit made this like orchestrated,
like story line, AI photos.
Like that one time you were in a booth and you AIed a girl that's next to you eating
and it was not really there, he's done that.
He's done that and it's just photos of Geno Ortega and him.
What beautiful
I know
I don't know
I don't know
When when you're present
And so
He's like
Bruh
They're asking for her
Should I have
One of my home girls
Come through
And like pretend
Yeah
Or should I just like
I don't know
Just call it what it is
No I think he should do it at
Turkey
He should come out
Turkey Day
Come out that day
You know
He should be like
Hey I'm a ham
I'm a ham
I'm a what
So Brownback
What do I do?
I'm afraid of them disowning me and kicking me out, which is a real thing.
And my heart does go out to people in this predicament because that is tough.
Do I break their hearts and tell them the truth that Carla doesn't exist and their son actually likes Carlos?
Or do I keep running this scam until I get caught?
Yeah.
He needs to do it in Thanksgiving.
It's the holidays too.
That's the thing I was thinking like that's the tricky time because, again, disowning or even just going through family drama.
What if they don't get over it by like Christmas or whatever?
Like, nah, not because I'm a bit.
I want that.
I want drama.
What's up, Angie?
The whole holiday, it's about family drama.
What's the holidays without no family drama?
Yeah, it's just your season this time.
Oh, it's about to be about him.
Yeah, on season 30.
It's all you, bro.
You should be like,
Amando.
Stop.
What?
I'm just saying that the first thing he should be like, you know,
what do you mean a turkey having?
coming.
So, gosh, we'll get stuff.
That'd be great.
You know, imagine?
Like, peekaboo.
I see you.
So we're going to go to the phone lines.
Going to go to the phone lines.
Mickey, Mickey and East L.A.
What's that, Mickey?
Mickey.
Mickey.
Mickey.
Mickey is that you?
Buenos Diaz, Brownback.
What's up, Brownback?
Talk to us, Mickey.
Hi, good.
Buenos Aires.
I'm good.
How are you guys?
Really. Great. What would you sell Armando? I think he needs to tell his family as soon as possible. Like, I didn't find somebody that he's most comfortable with and just say it.
In 2025, we're going into 2006. Like, let's start normalizing being ourselves. I was thinking about it. It was funny. It's kind of relatable. I wasn't a similar situation. Not exactly.
but kind of.
I'm in a relationship with somebody who's incarcerated.
Okay.
And in the beginning of our relationship, I was on the phone.
And it's like a really taboo thing.
So, I mean, you know, my family's like, who are you talking to?
I'm like, oh, like my friend.
And then I have to explain, all right, my boyfriend.
And they're like, I will, where is he at?
And I'm like, nah, what do I say, you know?
So it was like stressful or whatever.
I mean, we're in a relationship five years now.
and it's normal now.
Is he still locked up?
Is he still locked up?
I thought you were going to say he came out in jail or something.
That's crazy.
You know what?
That might be a good idea.
Armando, when you come out,
be like, it could be worse.
I could be dating someone that's in jail.
Like Mickey in East LA.
Mickey, Mickey didn't know how to tell her family, right, Mickey?
You were like, I don't know.
Should I tell him he's a felon?
I didn't know how to tell him.
Is he still?
in jail?
It could be worse.
He is.
He's still in jail?
He is.
How long do you have?
He's in there all day.
He's got a life sentence.
And you're going to say with him.
Oh, hell now.
Oh.
So are you doing the life sentence with them?
Or what are he like, do you ever feel like childless?
I'm in this for life, guys.
Oh, you're sorry.
What?
All right.
Look, I'm going to give you the number again, and you're going to call again tomorrow.
to talk about you.
Should I do life in prison?
Thank you.
Mickey, you're so fine.
You're fine.
Blum my mind.
Doing life.
You know what?
If that's love for you, though, that's love for you.
And there's people, they listen to us in there.
True, true.
So you want to send him a shout-out?
He can't hear.
He's all the way in Vaccaville.
But just in case he can, I love you, baby.
Mandate a bezito.
M-a-there-you-go.
There you go.
There you go.
And I think is in love.
Straight Arlo-a-ball.
Shout-offs right now.
We're going to play
dedication.
This is dedicated
to what I love.
All right.
All right.
Let's go to Andrew in San Diego.
Andrew, good morning, Andrew.
Hey, good morning, brother.
What's up?
Andrew, Andrew, talk to us.
We were talking to the home here.
Armando's going through him, man.
He's 30 years old.
Man, this shouldn't be as big of a deal.
what he feels especially because of, look, like, like Mickey said, it's 2025.
He's a gay man, but his family, he doesn't think his family is ready to accept that.
So much so that he's made up full on lies.
He's made up a fake AI girlfriend like how Greg would before.
You did.
You did.
And is wondering, should I finally tell my parents that I am not attracted to girls
or should I still have my friend that's a girl pretend to be the girlfriend in my life?
Andrew, what would you tell him?
straight up tell your parents bro tell your parents and because look at the end of the day like straight up
love conquers all his parents are going to love him all right it's like he's got to love it it's the only
parents he has all right they're not going to disown them like it's even even like okay if they're
like involved in the church my homie like ricky his family was involved in the church and he was
involved with them as well yeah but he eventually came out and he kind of did it the same way too it was
like a Thanksgiving, but he didn't bring no
girlfriend. He brought like his actual boyfriend.
And yeah, like the end of the day, like, yeah,
like they, you know, it was a great
Thanksgiving. Oh, they still had fun. Yeah.
Had a good time.
It's beautiful, man. Do you think, does your
homie, like, would he have done it sooner if he knew
how it would have been received by the family?
Oh, yeah. No, no. Like, he even told me he was like, I don't know
why it took so long. Like, because his dad's, like,
you know, real, you know, machismo, you know,
yeah.
You know, all that stuff.
And, yeah, like, you know, he was really against it.
But the fact that he was like, no, you know, like, I'd rather, you know, my equal come out to me straight out.
You know, be honest with me instead of him living a lie around me all the time and shit like that.
Hey.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for your call, bro.
I appreciate it.
Yeah, you kind of end up finding out what the reaction is.
Right now you're in fear and probably intimidated by what you think it might be, but not necessarily knowing.
Like, your parents are there to love you.
They're ready.
Unless you have some really hard dads.
No, and to be honest, I feel.
I feel like, I feel like parents, no.
I feel like parents might look at him like.
So does Jesse.
So does Jesse in South L.A.
We're going to go to Jesse in South L.A.
Jesse says the same thing.
Jesse, what's up?
Buenos Aires.
Buenos Aires.
Jesse.
Jesse, we're talking to Armando, who's trying to figure out.
Yesterday, man.
I was in.
All right, hold on.
Let me reset before you get on.
Jesse, he wants to figure out if he should tell his parents that he's gay or
keep the light going that he's made up, that he has a girlfriend named Carla,
have his homegirl come over and all of that because they,
because they want to meet this supposed home grow.
They want grandchildren already.
Jesse, what would you say, bro?
You know what?
Honestly, man, I would say tell them.
Because your parents, man, if you're a parent, everybody that's a parent, you know your kids.
You know your kids.
You know what you know?
Honestly, everybody, you know your kids.
Might as well come and tell them, man.
You know, I used to have a cousin.
Uh-huh.
And he was a hardcore cholo, you know, and but he was gay.
Okay.
And my uncle told him, if you don't, if you ever come out gay, I'm going to kill you.
And my uncle would have killed him.
So he never really came up to my uncle and told him.
And my uncle passed away and he can never tell him, you know.
And plus, if his parents grew up in church, then they should learn how to forgive.
Jesse.
Jesse.
Jesse.
I remember you now.
You called yesterday about how back in the day you gave somebody to something to someone and didn't pay you back.
I was in Fort Word yesterday.
Now I'm in Bakersfield.
I'm going to visit chicken family.
Thank you for your call.
So essentially, Goethe, because they already know.
Imagine it, Amy, who I love you.
But if you get, the motto.
Oh, my God.
And so that's why Jesse's cousin didn't come out to his parents.
She was doing the different type of gangbanging.
Christine?
Christine, Christine and boy heights.
Good morning, Christine.
Christine, we're talking to the homie Armando.
Armando hit us up because he's gay,
but he doesn't really know if he should come out to his pants or not.
He's 30.
However, his parents are super religious,
and he just knows they may,
he feels like they may not be open to it.
So much so he's made up girlfriends in the past.
He's also made up a current girlfriend that he has
that looks like General Ortega,
Wednesday, she's good vibes, all of that.
He's wondering, should I just bring my home girl and have her pretend that she's my girlfriend?
Should I let this right out until I get caught up?
Or should I just go ahead and tell them the truth?
So we're going to go to Christine.
Christine, Christine.
Hi.
Good morning.
Morning.
Christine, what would you tell Ramando?
So my brother is gay, and we knew when he was little playing with Barbie and his
behavior, his attitude.
We knew it.
It was just a matter of time of him coming out and letting our parents know.
My mom was okay with it.
My dad definitely wasn't, but he finally had his day where he said,
as long as I don't see it, I'm good with it.
He's still not okay with that thing.
It still wasn't okay, but he was okay with his boyfriend coming over.
He just said, hey, no kissing, no hugging.
Yeah, like it is as easy on me as possible.
Like, I'm understanding of the situation just.
I'm accepting of you.
Yeah, but it's tough.
I guess, and I guess for those parents, it might be.
It's like, hey, it's something for me to get used to.
I don't want you to think that I'm disowning you or that, but I am having a hard time.
Maybe that could be something.
That dad was like, hey, tell your homie if he wants something to drink.
Your friend.
Yeah, like trying to like.
No matter what, it's your friend.
He's trying to, like, keep it, like, in his mind.
Like it's like they're not together.
You guys want to watch the game with me?
Or what?
Parents do know men.
I feel like parents know.
Like, you know, you know.
Yeah.
I mean, maybe that's why they're always asking them questions for Armando.
Like they're always like, oh, so where's your girlfriend?
Where's your girlfriend?
They're like maybe like, come on, just tell us her.
Oh, like pushing him.
Well, he's sturdy.
That's sturdy.
There's no kids.
I think at that point they're going to start.
I bet you they're asking you.
No.
They're not asking you.
You were the girlfriend or your grandchildren are?
Well, they've known that I've been in a relationship for the longest.
So they're like, oh, yeah, be single now.
Oh, nice.
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The opposite.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Be single.
Hang out with more guys.
Go.
If only you knew.
If all you knew.
What?
What you knew about guys?
We'd be hanging out with girls every other day.
Speak about it.
Name them.
Name them.
I thought we were going to have a brown bag exclusive right now.
Yeah.
It's all right.
Only got you.
Tell us.
Greg.
Greg, oh, my name is Greg.
New character unloved.
Yes.
I hate girls so much because I wish I was one.
Let's go.
Hold on.
KVRFM, HD1, Los Angeles is Paro.
When it was six.
L.A's number one for hip-hop.
We're talking about the homie Armando who hit us up.
And look, this is a real big step for him to do
because it's not easy to be on the radio or have your story.
you're told or leave it up to all the jokes that can fly.
But I could tell like he's, he's cool with it.
He understands.
Like, look, this is what it is.
I made up a whole fake-ass girlfriend to my parents
because they think that I have a girlfriend,
but I'm actually gay.
Should I just come out and say it?
I'm 30 years old.
Or should I still have my home girl play along with me?
We go and we pretend that, like, I don't know,
we'll hold hands at Thanksgiving.
And then we'll do little kisses on the gym.
I'll try not to barf while it.
Yeah, okay, Anna, Anna and Manabello, what would you tell Armando, Anna?
Good morning, Brownback.
Who is that?
I'm trying to parallel park.
I don't know how to park.
Anyway.
The curb's coming.
Be careful for the curb.
And then, like, there's pure pressure because there's all my neighbors around.
Anyway.
I get you.
But, yeah, like, I mean, I know what he's going through because as, when I came out to my
parents when I was like 28 years old with my first like serious girlfriend and it was really hard at
first because you know my parents like super like old school Mexican Catholics that were just like
you know what we don't want to see it I don't believe it you and then it came up like obviously like I had
these like boyfriends boyfriends a quote unquote right that I would bring around and you know they'd be like
oh you had this boyfriend and oh you had this and I'm just like okay but no they weren't real
imaginary friends.
So,
so they,
you know,
they,
they caught on after a while and,
you know,
at first it was really hard because,
you know,
oh,
you know,
Dios not te vaqueer
a see,
you know,
God doesn't like this and all that stuff.
So,
you know,
I'd be like,
oh,
I'm praying for you.
You know,
you're,
you're going to get through this
and blah,
blah,
but anyway,
like,
I mean,
here we are,
like,
almost seven years later,
like,
our family is like the closest
has ever been.
Oh,
nice.
And,
Like, it's, you know, it is really, really hard at first, especially when you have, like, you know, the old school Mexican religious family.
Right.
But, you know, it turns out, you know, that there's bigger issues in the world, you know, especially when my two cousins started dating.
So that was a whole, you know, kind of destructive.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Round bag exclusive.
Chill loud, Joanna.
You know what, it's fine that I'm gay.
At least my not cousins that date my other cousin.
Joanna, chill.
A la Prima
Selle Arima.
What happened here?
Wait, what happened, Johan?
Well, long story short, one of my cousins came from Mexico
and they kind of like, they were living under the same roof.
My aunt, how should I put this?
Okay, so my two aunts, their sisters.
Yeah.
Both of their kids, my aunt from here.
Yeah.
Said, I'll take your daughter, so she can come to school here.
Yep.
You know, they like, you know, like,
So then your cousin from Mexico came and lived with your Tia and your Tia's kid,
which I'm assuming is a boy?
Yes.
Okay.
So they're cousins.
And so then, yeah.
And so then basically, I mean, I don't know, they fell in love with each other.
I don't know.
First cousins, too.
Yeah, primos of brothers.
Yeah, first seven.
Oh, my God.
Is that illegal?
Yeah.
Well, actually, you don't have to look at a different states.
Have different laws.
No, legit.
Yeah.
It's legal here in California.
Legal?
Yeah.
Oh, hell no.
How the hell do you know?
No.
You have to look it up.
Oh, because they come it's too big that he can't date his cousin.
Well, I don't want to date my cousin.
What?
Just kiss them.
Just kiss them.
No, that wasn't me.
That was my cousin.
Anyway, we're, we're, yeah.
All right.
Okay, back to you, baby girl.
Back to you, baby girl.
So how does this the family find out?
Who told who did your, Tia's how your mom and then now you know or what happened?
About the cousin stuff?
Yeah, we're off your game is.
Oh, yeah, no, I mean, yeah.
That's more juicy.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, this happened a while ago.
So, like, I mean, right now they have, they have two kids.
No!
No!
It is?
Cousin, brother, brother, cousin.
Anna, I don't know.
Anna, Esperate.
One of them probably wears glasses.
I just wanted know how everyone found out.
Like, how did everyone find out?
Um, there, it just was like little things that my aunt, my aunt, my aunt,
at here, started picking up on like little things, right? She's like, no, I know my kid.
And something's the wrong. Like something's going on. And they would accuse her. My cousin
that came from Mexico. Right. And then everybody was, no, how could you be thinking this?
Like you're crazy. And so, you know, because I mean, obviously like, who would be thinking
that, right? But so, you know, fast forward to like my Tia being like always being called crazy.
Like, no, you're just seeing things. Like, it's not true. So she had suspicions. And yeah.
And yeah, and she had her suspicions. And she ended up being right. And so it's just
It's like, it tore up the family for a while.
So, you know, a lot of times it's like, it's like, oh, you know,
because we talk about, we'll, like, make jokes about, well, you know, with us,
like, we'll go with my partner's family one year for holidays and then one year with mine.
And then we'll just joke, like, at least we don't have to be like my cousins that, you know,
they always get to be around their family anyway.
There's only one side of the family.
There's only one side.
Man, are the kids okay or do they look like lizards or what's going on?
You know, their kids are okay.
Very good.
All right.
What?
I'm just asking.
That's a real question.
Mad of question.
I like, I know, though.
You're like, hey, look over there.
My cousins are kissing.
Hey, why are you sneaking a girl in your house?
By the way.
They're always like, oh, well, how are you going to explain to your kids that you're with a woman?
I'm like, how are my cousins going to explain to their kids that they're, you know.
Cousin.
Your cousin.
Yeah.
It is completely legal.
the state of California.
Yeah, I don't do.
Thank God.
You said it tore the family apart?
Yeah, I did because it was like people that were citing with,
yeah.
Mexico side and then the American.
I would think it would bring the family closer.
Oh, they got the family close.
No, I mean, they definitely got the family.
Love is love, eh?
Anna, thank you.
This is a wild story.
I appreciate you.
Hold on the line.
Hold on.
You deserve a little sum, something for you.
She went through a lot
She did
Me too
Maybe her, her partner
Her cousin and her other cousin
You got a four-pack
You could take her
Magic Mountain
That's like a roller coaster
Right there
And the two gremlins
They're not gremlin
They're regular
They're normal, they're fine
The two lizards
It's not their fault
It's not
The two
Stop
They came out fine
They got like
They're like
They're
You know what?
You know what?
We just can't.
We just should have went to Anna last.
Should have went to Anna last because that's it.
We can't even help Mando anymore.
Wow.
You made it for me.
Food's got like Mickey fingers.
No,
Mando.
They're fine.
Mando.
Figure out if your cousins are dating.
They created a diversion.
They keep all looking like geckos.
That's crazy.
She's moving all slow.
Just like.
to Skirling
Scrolling with all me
If you weren't already tired
of 6-7
All of that
There's a new phrase
That's going to get you as upset
Okay
It's not 6-7 anymore
It's Group 7
But there's only a specific
amount of people
That are allowed to see group 7
It's a new trend
That a viral senior name
Sophia James made
She's calling it a science experiment
Okay
I want you to listen to how she explains it right here.
If you're watching this video, you are in group seven.
I have posted seven videos tonight, and this is the seventh one.
Just this little science experiment to see what video, what kind of video gets the most reach.
And I don't know what that says about you, but you're in group seven.
Welcome.
Yeah.
And everybody's posting, I made it to group seven.
I made it to group seven.
So they flipped this whole meaning.
Initially, it's this singer that did different videos.
and wanted to see how well her content was going to perform.
So the first one she put out and she's like,
yeah, this is my first video.
Let me know if you see it or whatever.
Then by group four, she started being like,
your group four.
If you see this, you saw the fourth video I posted.
And then all the way, I'm assuming, to seven.
And so she was trying to track which one of her videos
got the best views that are kind of very similar.
It's just dropping content, right?
The group seven one, though, those people that had got it,
they made it their own little club thing.
They're like, yeah, group seven is the most elite.
And now you're seeing group seven take over.
Now it's you're so popular if you're in group seven.
But this is where it originates from, from a singer that was just testing out which one of her videos got the most views.
Now group seven is the club to be in, all right?
And she's smart because what she did is she put all her music behind the videos.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So every-great marketing.
Yeah.
So every video that it has has her song in the background.
I've seen it in like an NBA team did like a video of, like a video of,
their players dancing and it's like how you look when you find out you're in group seven and so
they're like dancing or they're turning up so it's turned into a meme yeah MLB posted it yes so it's
just starting it started off as her thing and then now it's just everywhere similar to six
seven it's things that don't mean it's things that mean nothing that now everybody's like six
seven are you in group six or seven it's going to be a lot it's going to be everything well group
seven sucks if you're at the airport group seven does suck if you're all because that means
You're in the middle seat, buddy.
You want to be in group one.
Yeah.
A listers.
Yeah.
You feel me.
Before that, like, if you have kids, if you're traveling with small children.
Oh, yeah.
Or disabilities or veteran.
Veteran.
Oh, wow.
I never noticed that.
Group seven's in the middle?
Yeah, they get the last, yeah, they get the sninklefritz of the seats.
Well, according to TikTok, group seven is it.
You want to find yourself on group seven.
Elite.
Elite.
I've seen a video of a guy because, like, I guess the girls are like, oh, group seven's for
baddies and then this guy got the video and then he's like making fun of his wife because
he's like you didn't get group seven you must not be a baddie so it's like a whole thing like
everybody wants to be in this group seven thing yeah like if you're listening right now if we're
popping through your airwaves congratulations you're in group seven yeah we only get out to the best
of the best and look here you are the best yeah welcome to group seven all right welcome
thank you for explaining that there's something else that's just going to annoy you but at least
you're going to know where it comes from all that it is.
And I hope that girl, like, I don't know, her song reaches Billboard or something.
Yeah.
She did all this work.
And it doesn't hit Billboard?
That's crazy.
She's in group one.
Aw.
Stop.
Her music's in group one problem.
Okay.
I'll get away these tickets to go to Magic Mountain Fight Fest.
Magic Mountain Fight Fest, but you got to sound like Speedy Gonzalez, a character that you would see over there at Magic Mountain.
And we have, who do we have on the line?
Good morning.
What's your name?
Where are you calling from?
Hello?
Coco.
Is your name Coco?
Hello?
Hi.
What's up, Coco?
Hi, I'm Coco.
Coco, are you ready to sound like Speedy Gonzalez?
Well, you know what?
I don't sound that good, but I'm going to make it for my daughter because she wants me to win this ticket.
She wants you to win them.
All right, Coco.
Let's hear your best Speedy Gonzalez.
Go.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Wow.
That's pretty good.
I don't know.
I don't matter.
I don't matter.
I don't matter.
I don't matter.
Jamie.
Jamie, Jamie and Karahe.
What's up, Jamie?
Hello, hi.
Hi, Jamie.
We're doing cartoon impressions in order to go to Magic Mountain and win these
Fright Fest tickets.
We are sounding like Speedy Gonzalez this morning.
Jamie, please go ahead and give us your best speedy.
Okay.
So cute.
That was good.
So cute.
So cute.
All right.
Norma in Santa Monica.
What's up, Norma?
Norma.
Hey.
Hi.
I'm from Westmont.
I don't know if you guys remember when you guys met us at the WS.
Ningo Wood, but Alfonso is here with me.
He wants to give it a shot.
Okay.
Alfonso, come on.
Let's get it.
Alfonso, before school, give us your best Speedy Gonzalez, bro.
All right, all right.
All right.
Okay.
Oh, come in there.
All right, let's go to Lyric.
Lyric in South L.A.
What's that lyric?
Hey, what's up?
Lyric.
Give us your best Speedy Gonzalez, babe.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Okay.
Pretty good.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's go to Jesse.
Jesse and Pecoima.
Jesse.
Good morning, guys.
Hi, Jesse.
Jesse.
Jesse, we got these tickets to go to Magic Mountain Fight Fest.
We are doing your best Speedy Gonzalez impression.
Go, Jesse.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Cute, cute, cute, cute.
Are you guys singing what I'm thinking?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What am I thinking?
Not the kid.
Yeah, the kid.
The what?
Hey, Alfonso, you're going to go to Magic Mountain, baby!
Hey!
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome so much.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Arriba.
Okay.
Arrida!
Have a great day at school, my little friend.
Congratulations.
There you go.
Cutty pie, cutie pie, cutie pie.
There we go.
There we go.
Hey, let's go.
Yeah.
Go on Miguel and adorn.
Miguel, just the man, man.
It's his birthday today.
He turns 40 years old.
Big Juarez-on to our guy, Miguel, man.
Straight out of San Pedro, California.
He's raised by a black mom and Mexican-American father.
You know, when he first came on the scene,
he spoke a little bit about, like,
being half-Mexican, half-black.
He never felt like here's a song on his first album called What's Normal Anyway,
where it's like I was never good enough for the Mexicans,
never good enough for the black people.
But what's normal really anyway, right?
Throughout the years, started taking trips to Maitrakhan to where his dad's from
and really, really honed in onto his Mexican side and his heritage and all of that.
So he's dropping a new album today.
It's called Caos.
And it's the most complete body of work that I've heard from him that has the Latino,
the Mexican sounds and his,
that background inside of it,
as well as the R&B vibes that we know and we love for Miguel,
was really important for him to do that
and really important for him to come up here.
And because he did come up here on his birthday,
we did a whole Mexican-ass birthday party.
Yes, I love that he got it.
We did Serenata for him.
We had piñata for him.
Vic got him a set from Marshalls.
That was too big for him.
Yeah, way too big.
And like, I'll show him.
It was so great.
so I love to Miguel, man, and for being so much a part of Power 106, since songs like that.
And before songs like Adorn dropped.
So he came through and he talked to us about a bunch of stuff.
But also, he talked about Coco, huh?
Yes, because, you know, we did have to ask him, Letti, because if you guys don't know, he actually sings, remember me.
Let it make you cry.
Yes, my God Miguel.
I know.
He sounds amazing.
He's an angel angelic.
Yeah, so we had to ask him like,
hey, has your son seen it?
You know, because you're singing on it,
great music in it.
And this is what he had to say about it.
His son is one year old, by the way, one year old.
And here's Miguel.
We watched Coco for the first time on the plane
back from New York last week.
We just watched it together without the music
or the headphones or anything.
And he just was like all the way into it.
I can't wait for him.
hear the song.
Bro, you had him watch it on mute.
I think it was my own way of being like, well, it's not that bad.
He's not completely being over-stimulated.
Oh, my God.
It's still screen time, though.
It's still screen time.
Watch me.
No crying on the plane.
You already know, because you never want to have the kid that's that one on the plane.
Oh, my God.
But now he's going to think Coco's a silent movie.
I love that silent film.
I love that silent film.
Watch when he hears the music.
You're going to sing it for him.
That's a trip.
Yeah.
Imagine watching it.
You're just watching it and not listening to anything.
You're just watching Coco on mute.
I wish Vic took that time to tell Miguel how much he hates that movie.
Oh my God.
I don't hate the movie.
All of a sudden.
I said that the grandma Coco herself is just a little unimpressive, like, you know, compared to my grandma.
That's all I said.
That's not all you said.
You literally said you hate that movie.
I didn't say I hated it.
I said my grandma's better than Coco.
That's all I said.
All right.
I think I've heard Vic say that he hates that.
I had to, but we're revising history here.
Jose, you know what to do, bro.
Bring up the clip.
Hey, by the way, when we were talking to Miguel, things got a little crazy because he was in here, we're having a great time.
One of our most favorite interviews, you could watch it on YouTube, Power 106, Los Angeles.
But there was a point in time, like you saw, like we're talking regular.
There was a point in time where he's talking about this album and he's talking about, like, battling his demons.
Yeah.
But when he was talking about it, things.
got trippy. You tell us if we're tripping. Check this out. This album is a reflection on my journey
and all of the ways that I've avoided my growth in the visuals, it's avoided my demons,
you know, and, um, do you hear that? That was crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. You said demons and
all of a sudden. And I'll do that. No, no. You said it. You said demons and that happened.
Oh, that was weird. Okay. The craziest part is that. I don't know if you can hear that in
the car or hear that where you're listening
but when we're on headphones
we can hear even like the slightest thing
so what I would say that
this sounded like was if someone was moving
their mics because sometimes it happens
it's not even doing it like
kind of right you have to but you really
have to be moving around your mic for something
like that to happen we were all sitting
very still listening
to him explain what was going on about
his album and then that stuff happened
and we all tripped out
you have to see
the video for yourself too.
Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram.
We got to put that up because it was legit us just chilling, listening to Miguel.
And then the mic started going freaky-diki.
Check this out.
This album is a reflection on my journey and all of the ways that I've avoided my growth
in the visuals, it's avoided my demons, you know.
Do you hear that?
That was crazy.
Yeah, that's crazy.
You said demons and all of the sun.
Yeah, no, do that.
No, no.
That's crazy.
You got it.
You said demons and that happened.
Oh, that was weird.
No, bro.
Yeah.
How did his voice change?
Oh, yeah.
He thought we were pranking him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was like, this isn't a part of the Mexican birthday.
This is not a part of it.
It's not a prank.
I looked at Ramona.
I looked at all you guys and nobody was touching their microphones.
Like, it was stand still and that happened.
It was caught.
It was so creepy.
Go listen to this album.
Cows.
Cows.
Cous.
Our guy, Miguel, thank you as always for coming through.
We appreciate you.
And literally just going back in time.
you know, Eman was telling me that Miguel used to call up
to the night show and want to sing for them at night
because he's from out here.
He's from San Pedro.
And so he used to call in and sing like to compete.
And then he turns into Miguel.
Wow.
And it's just cool to see him and just his journey.
And we love you, bro.
We appreciate you.
Go stream that album, Gauss, right now.
And Vig was going down, bro?
All right.
So Kelani.
Kalani is assembling the R&B Avengers
for her new remix of Folded,
which is one of my favorite songs.
out right now. It's all over the charts and stuff. But she actually recruited some heavyweight.
So she got Tony Braxton, Brandy, Jojo, Mario, Neo, and Tank all copying on a remix of her
folded song. So it's going to be like a remix pack, kind of like a little EP where each of those
artists remixes her song. Oh, they're not all on one song. No, no, it's like, that's a lot for one
song. It'll be like a 10-minute song. It'll be like the one-blood remix. No, they'll be folding
forever.
Dang.
You need your close fold days.
I got you.
Yeah, we'll make a whole laundromat out of this one.
Yeah.
Yeah, salute to them.
Also, Shoreline Mafia is going to tear down the stage tonight at the forum in Englewood, you guys.
Biggest for them.
Super huge, super huge moment for them.
I personally have been able to watch them grow since the beginning.
I met them back in like 2017, and I booked them for a show at Los Globos.
There's 100 people in there.
Wow.
Right?
So now tonight, you know, super huge venue, legendary venue in L.A., they're going to perform at the forum.
but Phoenix Flexen stopped in
and he talked about the humble beginnings
and how a janky setup started it all for them
I kind of started making music just off like a laptop
like just recording with the headphones and stuff
with the like with the microphone part of the headphones
exactly and then I was posting them
but like people was like too against me know
and then he had just got a mic
so he had a mic and a MacBook
he was like pull up like I see you rap
I'm trying to you know what I mean do my thing too
so we linked up find a beat on YouTube
we did the record it was called Friday
Sunday Monday Monday 2
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Friday.
Exactly.
We dropped it, and then I think it did a thousand in a day.
And then from that point on, I feel like we was kind of like, all right, it's something,
it's something to be had here.
Aw, cutie pies.
Hey, where can people get tickets?
Because I know that this show, it's going to be special for them.
Yes, Ticketmaster.com.
Ticketmaster.com.
Make sure you get your tickets to go see Shrily Mafia tonight.
It's cool to see, like, look, now they have songs like Rockin.
They're on YG's Hollywood.
They have a new one of Poiler Ray right now.
Like just to see kind of that happened
And it all started from a freaking
Airpot or what is it?
iPhone headphones
With the little mic part
The cordu one.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do right now
and someone would a dream
and they don't know where to start
Young or old
Just start what you got
You know they always say like if you're like
You wanna be a YouTuber
But you don't know which camera
Or which which microphone
The best camera is literally the one you have right now
If it's your phone that's the one
If it's your iPad, that's the one
You know
Whatever mic is the mic is the mic
you have.
Slowly, but surely you'll get to it.
Because more than whatever, I guess, tool you have,
is the hours you put in, the practice that you put in, bro.
But when I want to rap, Letty, you guys are like,
no, you're old.
No one said that.
You can rap.
You guys make fun of my raps every time.
Yeah, that's a difference.
That's a difference.
It's not because you're old.
It's because they're whack.
Look, watch.
Go.
Wrap.
Go.
I can rap right now, and I'm going to change your mind because you say I'm whack.
See?
What?
See, that's what God.
That has nothing to do with your age.
Concrene.
Now tell him about it.
We're going to get those four seconds back.
No, I'm not.
See?
Well, you could wrap.
You can rap.
Sometimes you had to kill a homie's dream, okay?
So you know's better.
You're great DJ, die.
You match up amazing.
You match up to Phoenix Flexin.
And shout out OGZ, man.
Shout out.
And then I don't know why we like doing these little things from online.
But according to your month, you have an animal attached to you.
Did you guys know that?
What?
Right now, dude, does anyone ever have, does anyone partake?
And having a spirit animal.
Yeah.
Greg, what's your spirit animal, do you believe?
I feel like my spirit animal would be a bird.
A bird.
Yeah.
Okay, Nelly for Todd-on, I like a bird.
Like a bird.
Is there a reason?
I don't know, I like birds a lot.
You like birds a lot.
Yeah, birds are cool.
Okay.
Like condors.
Okay.
A condor.
They're huge.
All right, well, according to this pubity post, which you can see on Brownback Mornings 101,
106, it tells your animal that's attached to your month.
Greg, I'm sorry.
You're not a bird.
I'm not a bird?
Not even like a little pigeon?
You're August, right?
Yeah.
You're a lion.
Oh, yeah.
I like that.
Let's see your roar.
Lion roar.
Nope.
Concrete.
What's your spirit animal dog?
I would say like a jaguar or something like that.
A jaguar.
Not to be confused with a jaguar.
Oh, I like it.
That's good.
Ooh, that's good.
Jaguar
Jaguar
Or jaguar
Jaguar
According to this post
That you could see
For yourself
Your own month
Brown Bag Mornings 106 on Instagram
You're a horse dog
I see it
I don't know
I'm trying to do a name
Yeah
Do your name
Do your name
De so me
I'm actually
A Jaguar
Oh
You're a Jaguar
Jaguar
Oh, no, I'm a lying.
I'm a lying.
I'm a panther.
What the hell?
A panther.
You're a brown panther.
Tijuana forever.
Instead of.
There's traits attached to it.
I'm passionate, deeply instinctual, and mysterious.
You're a horse because you're hung.
I'm kidding.
Hey, yo.
Whoa, whoa.
What are you guys talking about?
That is correct.
A horse is hung?
No, I mean that.
What do you mean it then?
Where is a horse hung from?
You're independent, you're ambitious, and you have a drive to explore, a drive to explore.
Oh.
Tu over here, you're August, Greg?
Yeah.
You're confident, bold, fearless, and proud like a lion.
Yes, I am.
Crazy.
Yes, I am.
Angelica, you're a July, baby.
I am a July.
Do you have a spirit animal you think you are?
I thought like a quala.
A koala.
A koala.
Oh, weird.
A quala.
A quala.
A lot of sloth.
A sloth.
A sloth.
I like sleep.
She's like this.
Yeah, that's just that's how they're really slow.
With love.
No, Angie, your animal is caring, quietly powerful and sensitive.
Oh, wow.
You are an elephant.
An elephant.
Do it, do it, Angiano.
You can do it.
Oh, no, that's the horse.
That's a horse.
That's a horse.
Fante.
There you go.
Oh, thank you.
Moving on to Victor, Victor, you're June?
Yes.
You're a cat.
A cat?
You're a little feline.
I don't like a putty tat.
I don't want to be a putty tat.
You are, you are a putty tat.
No, I don't even like cats like that.
You are, that one.
Hey, what would you think your one was?
My, oh, what?
Like a ant eater or something.
What?
What?
What?
Hard vark, perhaps?
Why?
I don't know.
Like, Armadillo?
Like, something cool like that?
A rat?
Something cool like that.
Yeah, Armadillo is not cool, dog.
What do you mean?
That's like a huge rat.
It's not a rat.
It looks like a rat.
I've just never heard those animals as like animals you want to be.
Yeah.
Nobody's ever been like, damn, I want to be an armist.
A dillol, a heart show.
I don't know.
A raptor.
And cats are awesome.
Look, it says you're agile.
You know, agile?
Kind of.
Intelligent and unpredictable.
You know.
Intelligent, yes.
Okay, but you guys see me run.
Am I really that agile?
Very unpredictable.
Intelligent?
Can you?
Yes, yeah.
Are you flat-footed?
I think.
Cats are not flat-footed.
I'm big-hipped, I think.
All right, maybe.
He's Garfield.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
That's a signora.
I do love lasagna.
Check out.
Check out what your animal is.
All right.
We're going to post this Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram.
Everybody, since you all know your animal, I want to hear your animal making noise right now.
Three, two, one.
I can't do the elephant.
I don't know.
I don't know if that's a horse.
I know.
I tried doing a nail.
I tried to nail like.
a horse or something I don't know
try it you could try you
like
you could do it
I don't know
I don't know how to do a horse
I don't know well that's your animal
so hurry up
I don't know
keep it here
yeah
it's a dancing horse then
more brown bag morning's on the way
more brown bag mornings on the way
okay
