Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 589 The Baby Mama's Trying to Catch That Web Again 🕸️ & The Ballad of Beretta (The Mexican Game) | Brown Bag Mornings (10/29/25)
Episode Date: October 29, 2025The Homie Helpline is swinging into chaos as a father tries to decide whether to participate in the Spider-Man meme costume with his 8-year-old son and his "skinny and single" baby mama, risking an un...happy wife who believes the ex is trying to "catch that web again". Later, the laughter continues when DJ Greg C reveals Concrete’s shocking 2016 past as an LA rapper named "Beretta" (a.k.a. "The Mexican Game") during Wicked Wednesday, and the crew tackles major topics like J. Cole’s $500k lawsuit over a handshake deal and China’s new law requiring certified podcasters. [Edited by @iamdyre 🕷️]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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The more brown bag, the better. Come on.
It's Parano 6th.
Buenos Aires. Good morning to you.
It is October 29th.
Wow.
And yesterday, the Dodgers lost.
It's time for me.
And also yesterday, concrete was at the game.
Oh, it's my fault.
So I'm just saying, are they coincidence or not?
Apparently it's mine and my dad's fault.
It really is.
You're the bad juju there.
Like if we were out there, you know, hitting balls and catching flies and the whole thing.
Oh, like if you were a player.
Yeah, of course.
But everything matters.
Like, Butterfly Effect.
Right.
So all the other celebrities that were there.
No.
Ah, yeah, me de' celebrity.
You, because you're tepee.
Oh, my God.
Freakin.
LeBron James was there.
Yeah.
What?
Why isn't lots of Bob?
All my rich and famous peers.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, true.
Stay home, please.
Concrete, but I did have a question because I had, last year, I had to get my dad.
to the Padres and Dodgers game before.
And that took the Dodgers to the World Series, right?
And it was to the last inning.
Like, it was like, okay, whether they were going to win or not.
And I remember thinking like, dang, if I take him to a game that cost me this much bread
and they lose, Vadoler.
If I take him to a game and they win, an incredible moment, like beautiful thing.
And they ended up winning when I went with my dad.
And then I was like, okay, money's worth, right?
Because, yeah, it's a pretty penny.
So how does it feel when the opposite happened?
Good thing that I paid for it on Klarna.
So I have 36 months at no interest.
But it's just for a reminder of what you're paying for.
You're paying for going to the game that's not.
I woke up to that.
I looked at the Zelle and I was like, oh, my God.
Even the parking was expensive, huh?
$80.
I told you.
The good thing is that my dad just got, like, knee surgery, so he has the handicapped thing.
Wow.
And so we parked like right there next to the players, Cassia, Cassie.
We're almost parked in first base right there.
Hey, did your dad want to leave early during the game?
No, no, no, he was with it.
Oh, that's good.
He was with it.
My dad was the one that was like, yeah, miha, let's go to beat traffic.
I'm like, Dad, it's a ninth inning.
These fools are about to win or lose.
Like, we got to stay here.
And then in the parking lot after, so mad.
Yeah, don't even bring me next time.
I'm like, okay, I'm dad.
I'm sorry.
I just wanted to give me this damn moment.
It is a lot to get out.
It's a lot to go.
For sure.
So how do you feel like going to, like tonight?
You know what?
My buddy sent me ticket.
He's like, hey, man, you want these tickets for tonight?
And I was like, no, I'm good.
Don't, don't do it.
Now, we got a show tonight, too, either way.
Brat the Covino Life Factory, you guys,
if you guys want to come out and help out.
I got to pay for these tickets, man.
So there's any way.
Because anyway, there's any way you guys want to come out and do the meeting.
Help him out.
We're doing $10 meeting.
The last fortunate.
At the parking lot.
For a favor.
I'll take a picture, too, for free.
He'll even do a video, cameo, a shout-out.
Whatever you need.
Birthday shout-outs, whatever you need.
20 bucks, rub his belly.
Man.
Oh, God.
T'emek mon'am.
All right.
How many of us in this room are podcasters?
Me.
I.
Aren't we all?
I think we're all podcaster.
I actually have one lunching.
You like at the end of the month.
There we go.
Oh, you have one.
What is it called?
Exclusive.
Exclusive, yeah.
Exclusive.
What is it called?
I can't tell you.
Oh, if it's an exclusive, then you can tell us.
I'll tell you.
He doesn't have one.
Hey, it's okay not to have a name.
Sometimes I happen.
That happened with us at Brown Bag.
Until I took a shower and then I was like, brown bag.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's not having.
That's how having to have been.
Sick.
Yeah.
I haven't taken.
How many of us have a certification?
No.
No?
No?
Forklift driver.
Yeah.
Same.
Well, according to a new law that's happening over there in China, the only potting you could do because of certification is in forklift driving.
Dang.
Yeah.
So there's the new, I guess, law of sorts over there in China that if you are a influencer or podcaster, you must have degrees or some credible certification to discuss professional topics such as law, medicine, finance, and.
education. Otherwise, you're just talking without knowing, like, what made you, like, what gave
you your credentials to talk about this stuff? Can we put those podcasters that are very like,
you need to do this in your life to be better? Part of the medical field ones. Like finance,
bros? Not finance, but like, you know, like, are you on the couch eating like a fat pig again?
Get up, bro. That's the whole mean. Or you could just like, or you could just like not listen to that
one. It makes me mad and I want to watch it. No, I'm glad this is happening because far too
Many times I've been watching like a TikTok video where I think it's a doctor talking to me and telling me they have to answer to all my problems.
Okay.
See, I was.
And all of a sudden.
Bro, at first I was mad at it because it would mean we have to shut up.
But then I was like, no, I get it because Angie.
Yes.
Believe some advice she got on social media.
And now she wouldn't have gotten.
Would you have to go to dentist surgery because of it?
Gum surgery.
Wow.
Yeah.
Because what did you believe?
Because they told me for you not to have cavities, make sure to be brushing your.
gum too and so I kept brushing very
intensely and then
I just scraped off my gum
eventually but she
heard it from a dentist
from a dentist influencer
you're not sure he was a dentist
no he just looked apart
yeah he had a cold
he had a lab coat
doctor beeching
that's how they get you
yeah so think of that because we're taking it as
real advice
the financial what's follow dental planet
you love dental planet
I give a great smile.
Let me ask you this.
What about like meteorologists?
Can they do the weather?
I'll tell you what.
They can't say what you did about Jamaica yesterday.
I know.
I know.
People were upset.
By the way, the hurricane is now category two, which I'm assuming is, it's been like level down here.
Oh, okay.
That's good.
That's good, right?
Yeah, a bumper club.
Stop.
Stop.
I just say thank you to you, fools that are in here.
You, sometimes we, sometimes we,
We post videos on our Instagram accounts and like different reels and stuff.
But what you don't get to, so you get to see me and Angie like super peperi nice.
All made up.
But what you don't get to see is us right now.
Stop.
Explain my face right now, concrete.
There's some contouring being created.
It's not contouring yet.
It's not contouring yet.
It's called baking.
She got sharp edges right now.
She got sharp edges right now.
So if you're a girl, you probably get ready at work or in the car on the way to work,
It's very dangerous, but skillful masters you are.
Or like being at your job, the restroom, or all of that.
Me and Angie can't really do that because we just got to be on air.
So every little stop break, we're doing our makeup,
and the guys get to see the whole transformation.
So thank you for, thank you for bearing with our bare faces.
You know?
You're welcome.
Right now I looked at it.
I was like I look like I have a mascara on.
Like I'm getting ready to put on.
You know, my Halloween costume?
Okay, it's fine.
Yeah, with thee.
Yeah, say something.
It's all bad right now.
You're like a Lego.
You look pixelated right now.
Oh, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Well, what I think so pretty.
That's all that matters.
Like, that beard every day is just gorgeous, dude.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate it.
Now say something to Greg.
Just kiss him already.
Oh, he gets.
You're always shining, my boy.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, Greg.
always shining. All right. Now I'll say something nice to
concrete. Concrete always has a manly voice. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
All right. I'm talking. I'm talking.
Vick, say something.
Complement his face.
Your skin is looking really good, man.
Thank you, man. I appreciate that.
Oh, my God. I appreciate that, man.
There we go. See, who says we don't love each other in the morning?
Hey, we have concrete weather on the way, but it is Wicked Wednesday.
Yes. So what's going down, bro?
We got a mash up this week. And I had a mix that freaks come.
Out at night.
Okay.
The freaks.
But I want to make it a surprise.
What you mixed it with?
What I mixed it with?
Okay, okay.
Because last week we literally had to shut it off after 10 seconds.
Oh, yeah.
It was bad.
Oh, I tried to forget.
Yeah.
I forgot about it.
Thank God.
But this one, you won't, you won't shut it down.
We'll play it the whole song through.
Play it the whole through.
Okay, the whole through.
The whole through.
The whole through.
Play the whole thing.
Here's Greg's Wicked Wednesday mashup.
Oh, my God.
Who's that?
Oh, my God.
What just happened?
Where did you find this?
I've never heard that song before.
Nobody has.
That's that Beretta.
Oh, my God.
But it says concrete.
And the song, he says that he switched from Beretta to concrete.
Oh, my God.
So, embarrassing.
Before he was a world-of-renowned radio personality, he was a L.A. rapper by the name of Beretta.
I mean.
All right?
They called him the Mexican game.
said that.
Who said that?
You?
No, I didn't.
Self-titles?
What a way to embarrass me, guys,
I'm wanting.
Let's go, let's go.
I feel like I'm not wearing makeup right now.
Hey, were you ever, did Paran 106 play you?
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
Well, here we go again.
Let's run it back.
Oh, my.
This is a Paran 106, baby.
Yeah.
Exclusive.
Brown bag morning's exclusive.
I love money so I can't live without it.
I got to eat it because I spend it.
like I got it. I hate us wanting to see me broke, but I won't so.
Gotta give my money ride like I'm gonna broke.
I love money so I can't live without it.
I gotta get it because I spend it like I got it's going to see me broke, but I won't
so.
Gotta get my money ride like I'm going to go.
I'm trying to get Jayzee and baby cash.
Jack car, black car with a mill in the stash.
I'm trying to get money like the new war daughter.
Put diamonds on the crib for my own board dollar.
I mean what I say and I say what I mean.
Jack Money Street money, boy I'm living the dream.
You gotta see who stay strong
Get the best of me
And if I sound like game
It's the rest of me
I'll stay through lost friends
With this industry
Every time that I fail
God testing me
And so I keep calling shots like a referee
And to my boy fool Clint
Yeah rest of beats
I'm a chap in the trope like a MVP
A lot of cats going
Hey yes and be me
Yes you can't be meat
And you can't be meat
So be a good soul juror
Just rest at ease
I love money so I can't
I'm down it
I gotta get it
Because I spend it like a guy
I love to see me broke, but I hope so.
Gotta get my money ride like I'm going to grow.
I love money so I can't live without it.
I got to get it because I spend it like I got it.
It's going to smoke, but I won't so.
Gotta get my money ride like I don't grow.
The first time I'll end up.
I love money so I get it like it's hope to be.
All right.
This was back when there was like hellaversies.
Wow.
Okay.
First of all, that's not the original beat.
So it sounds a little off.
It sounds really good.
It's mashed up.
It was mashed up.
That was a lot of sound effects.
Yeah.
So now that's my second song, played on air.
That's good, man.
Bro, why did you sound like the game?
He was so crazy.
No, he didn't.
Yeah, he did.
No, you mean when he said,
if I sound like the same is a good at me.
I said, Red Rose.
I didn't hear it.
Oh, no, my.
I didn't hear it.
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
Hey, busts the free.
Where did you find that one from?
Dude, that's insane.
I had to find, I had to dig through your crates.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Wow.
Sanity.
You don't want to, you don't want to bust the freak?
No, no.
Top of the dawn.
I'm not that guy.
Can you perform a live?
Gee, you know.
It's been a great year for you, huh?
This is insanity.
That was crazy.
That was wild.
I was in shock.
You're just tuning in.
That was concrete as Barretta.
Just so you guys know, like four people got shot in here
while I was rapping.
Turned to a different person.
I know.
Where were we?
I banged on Mona right now.
She's just looking at me.
Her producer Moly.
Barretta.
I banged on her right now.
Where are you from?
Oh, me.
No, you didn't have that Chicano rap style.
You had the game.
The game.
The game.
You guys are crazy.
This is L.A.
I like spending money fast.
Hey, yo, Dr. Dre.
Come big, Rose.
Yeah.
Gee, nah.
Dude, you have to be roast.
Play is play.
Hey, don't tune now.
Stay tuned right now, guys.
Put her away.
That's a bomb.
Fresh like,
you put so many sound effects in it.
You deserved it.
You deserved all of the treatment of the lip up, bro.
That's a brown back morning exclusive right there.
Damn.
Shee.
You have to pay Justin for every time I play South America.
But it's worth it, bro.
It's a Mexican game.
That was it new at 7 a.
Yeah.
Call me Loteria.
I'm a Mexican game.
Oh.
That was good.
That was great.
I'm proud of myself.
Can we run it back?
Let's go.
Let's run it back.
Introduce you a song.
Don't run it back.
Don't run it.
Oh, my God.
Running back.
I'm sorry.
Dude, not all the sound of...
Oh, my God.
That's how we do it on Power 106.
People are literally, like, crashing into each other right now.
It's madness.
Turn this off.
That's madness.
That was fire right there.
Good job, good job, Greg.
Good job, you, Brad.
I didn't do nothing.
That ain't even mean.
When you do the weather, can you do in your Mexican Game Boys?
I'm not doing anything.
What's going on in the city of Kudahe?
I'm not going to do.
Come on.
Red Rose White Sillard.
That's all.
Concrete storm.
And now, the weather.
Oh, hell.
God, dog.
With concrete storm from spinning hot fire.
Do it gone.
To let you know what the weather is today.
The city's waiting.
You've got the city on your back.
The city on my back.
That's crazy.
Veretta.
Da-da-da-da-da.
Come on.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
I'm trying to get the lyrics right.
I love money so I can't live without it.
And trust me, I live without it still to this day.
I love money.
That's why I can live with that.
You guys are so embarrassing.
You guys are so embarrassing.
What's doing?
I'm going to HR today.
Oh, I want to tell them.
They don't believe in my wraps.
Why are you not just sitting there not doing anything right now?
She should be putting off all the mics right now.
She was at that show, the one that you did.
At the knitting factory?
Before they close down 6th Street Bridge, it was the...
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
You've done the music video there having you.
The old 6th Street.
We're going to move on.
We're going to move on because the people are waiting.
For the weather.
They don't know if they should wear a sweater or a t-shirt right now.
Tell them.
Okay, guys.
Well, the weather going down for Wednesday, October 29th.
First, we're off to the city of Glendora, where Greg said there's some fine as seignoras.
Yeah.
What they are at?
Your high will be 90 degrees today.
Now we skeddattle to the city of banning where foods are going to be hot like Chatham tanning.
Wait, I didn't say.
I think he's hot.
Wait, hold on.
Your height will be 86 degrees.
And next, we burn rubber to the city of Carson, hot enough to turn on the AC in that car sun.
Bored.
because your high will be 87 degrees.
And lastly, we cruised to the city of East L.A.
Yesterday, the Blue Jets beat L.A.
Oh, thank you.
And I'm down, and I'm down a few grams.
I bet you are.
I bet you are.
Anyways, your high will be 92 degrees.
Spooky fact, guys.
You guys, you guys, ready?
Linda Vista Community Hospital
in Boyle Heights slash East L.A.
The hospital was originally built in the early 19 hydrant.
Boyle Heights is not East L.A.
Because that's what it says here.
No, it's not.
You just gave the weather free stelly, right?
I wrote it like that.
Yeah.
So don't do a boy heights.
It's the same thing.
It's not.
It's not the same thing.
Go, Kyle.
It's the same thing.
The hospital was originally built in the early 1900s for railroad employees and was later closed in 1991.
After the closure, it became a magnet for paranormal investigators who reported ghostly figures, such as a spectral, uh, scene, uh, spectral olderly.
Is that how you pronounce that?
Spectral orderly.
spectra-ordially, seen wandering the third floor.
I don't know.
Spanto.
Yeah, it's scary stuff.
Okay.
And a young woman pacing down the hallways, although it is now a senior living facility.
Oh, my God.
That's creepy.
Horson, can you help me with my heart?
The site's reputation for haunting lives on, with local ghost tours highlighted its eerie past.
They do ghost tours at the old folks home?
Pretty crazy.
You don't know what's a ghost and what's an abuelo.
That's crazy.
That sounds like orientation.
It's the same foods.
It's the same foods walking around.
Incoming freshmen.
Sheesh.
So check it out, guys.
It is going down right there.
Glendor 90 degrees.
Banning your 86.
Carson, you're 87.
And East L.A.
Boyle Heights, 92.
You probably will be the same weather.
They have the same weather.
It'll be the same weather.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
concrete. I'll be back tomorrow.
715. Brownback warnings, power 106.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Houston needs our help.
Houston, we have a problem.
That's right.
Look, Houston hit us up and said,
Brownback, I'm trying to be a good dad,
but it might make me a bad husband in the process.
So yeah, homies, I need your help for real.
He said, so this year is my ex's turn to have our son for Halloween.
He's eight and it's precious time right now, you know.
This guy's not going to want to trick or treat soon.
Dramatic.
Yeah, like six more years.
Okay.
Anyway, baby mama hit me up that junior wants to be the Spider-Man meme,
where it's three Spider-Man's pointing at each other.
And even though it's not my turn to have him for the holiday,
if I wanted to, we could still meet up and take photos and trick-a-treat around the block
before she takes him to her sisters to trick or treat with his cousins.
Junior says he really wants that to happen too,
and those kind of things make me excited, you know?
But here's the issue.
My wife is not having it.
She said, absolutely not.
It's weird and it's disrespectful,
and that my baby mama's using my son as an excuse to play family again.
He said, and okay, to be fair,
My wife and my ex never really got along
There's always been tension
Like even drop-offs are awkward
She'll sit in the car
Avoid eye contact, that type of thing
And both of them have tried their best
To keep it cordial, but you know
Women
Oh, Jesus
These are just his words
You know
These are just his words
No
They said it too
He said
I think it's the fact that my ex is single again
And that's made it worse
She's also lost a bunch of weight
and I've gotten jabs for my wife who I love and swear is a sweet person, just not all the time.
She's asked me if I still find my ex attractive and it's a big no for me.
De La Huro Braun bag.
I just think this kind of thing might be good, might be something good for Junior and he'll have a good memory of his parents getting along for him, but do I risk my marriage for it?
Help me out, homies.
So the ex doesn't want to be Spider-Man with all three of them.
No, the ex does.
Yeah, the white, they,
Spider-Man meme is three Spider-Man.
Yeah.
So the ex is saying like, hey, I know that I have them this year.
Because when you co-parent is rotating holidays sometimes, you don't share, like,
you during the day and me a night, but Halloween's like a night one.
My childhood.
So she, yeah, so she's saying like, look, he, Junior wants to be the Spider-Man meme.
We, us three can be the Spider-Men.
And then we can take photos, like, if you want to come through, like, he really
wants to do this with you or his pops.
Yeah.
You can even go around the block.
And on date, like, when you're co-parenting, when another parent,
hits you up like hey on the holiday i'm supposed to have him you can have a piece of time that's
gold like like that feels like oh that's amazing like that's a holiday you probably weren't
expecting to be with your child so you're like he sees the opportunity yeah she's like wow i could
take him around the block while before you guys head to your sister so that you guys can go
with the cousins or whatever on your year that's tight yeah like let me do it but his wife is like
no that's that's sketchy yeah she's trying to play house with you babe yeah like why is she got to be
in the photo with you and you
your son.
Like, why can't you guys pick something that is you and your son or however?
Like, that feels like it's too much.
Yeah.
And it doesn't help that the X is single and is looking skinnier.
They already don't get along.
It seems like a drop off Sarah Alcor from what he says.
So the wife is looking at it like that.
He's looking at it like, damn, I get to spend time with him.
Yeah.
This doesn't always happen.
Like, we got to share time.
So this is like a moment that is precious.
They're basically going to look like a family.
when they do that all together.
Beautiful.
Pictures will be posted.
Beautiful.
Be sure of that.
People are going to think
they got back together.
She's going to be wearing
the super skin tight
Spider-Man one too.
Because she got body,
yeah,
she's waiting to show it off.
Or are we looking at it
different?
Why are we looking at it
that it's about
the ex versus the wife
and not the son wants to do this?
True.
Because the son's a problem.
No, he's not.
Not the problem, Greg.
You were never the problem.
Your parents split,
but you were not the problem.
That's not what they said.
No, no, they told you you weren't.
You internalized it as such.
No, okay, so he's eight, right?
Yeah.
I think now's the perfect time to tell him about the real world.
Oh, what?
Tell him, no, bro, we're not doing that.
Your mom's being weird.
We're not doing that at all.
To an eight-year-old.
Yes.
I don't think the mom's being weird.
I don't think the mom's being weird.
I think the one that's being weird is the wife.
Same.
No.
Because if you're going to get with somebody that has a kid.
That part.
You got to, all that.
comes with it, bro.
Yeah, like that other parent comes with it.
Like, the other parent comes with the child.
Like, they're had and that.
I mean, easy for me to say I'm not in the situation.
But I'm just saying, I would assume that it just comes with it, right?
I mean, I would think that in my last relationship, too, because she had kids.
Okay.
And I'd be like, damn, like, for Halloween, what are we going to be?
Like, do your kids have to be part of it?
Stuff like that.
You get me?
Like, but.
And then, like, she would go and hang out with them.
Of course.
Her kids, crazy.
Hang out with her kids.
her kids, baby daddy.
Baby daddy would be there too and I'm just like.
Like a family.
You fell out of place.
Yeah, I'd be like crashing out like the Arthur meme with my fist all balled up and everything.
A lot of that is something to get over.
A lot of that is adult people problems though.
Yeah.
Because there is a kid now and these are like, like, lookie what boys are six and seven?
Like I know there's about a bit of time.
It's like, mom, I'm not trying to dress up like the hell.
I'm not trying to match with you.
Like I want to do my own thing with my friends.
I know there's, like right now they're going to be six, seven.
I'm going to be the wild card.
We're going to be Uno cards.
It's going to be great.
It's going to be amazing.
They're not going to want to hang out with me like next year.
They're still going to want to hang out with you next year.
Yeah, they will.
Yeah, they will.
You're a cool mom.
No, not to them, not to them.
You're not?
What's random is my mom, their grandma,
will say six, seven, and they cheer.
Really?
They're like, mom, why are you doing that?
Yeah, why are you doing that, mom?
I'll just pick us up and be normal.
Okay.
But back to our guy, Houston.
Yes.
He's saying, look, I don't, and the third.
fact that Houston doesn't see an issue with it.
Yeah.
He's like, I see like this is awesome for me and my son.
For me on the day that I don't have him to be like able to go and participate with him.
Yes.
Would it be nice that the parents get along?
I would think so.
Of course.
I would think that you would want to show that dad and mom get along for you versus that dad and mom don't get along and you may feel like the problem like Greg does.
Yes.
I always have been the problem.
You know what the solution is?
The wife should dress.
up as green goblin.
Yeah.
The wife grew up, I just feel like it doesn't fit with the Spider-Man meme.
No.
But also it's like, it's like I just feel like the baby mama's including herself when she doesn't have to.
Because, all right, if the kid wants to be Spider-Man, okay, be Miles Morales and the dad will be Peter Parker.
And then boom.
You got two Spider-Man right there.
Why do we need a third?
Well, that's still being Spider-Man.
They don't want to be Spider-Man.
They want to be the Spider-Man.
It's the meme.
Yeah.
It makes sense.
She could do the meme with the neighbor if they want to do the meme thing.
You'll find another dude to do it with.
No.
But it's not her.
It's the son.
No,
the son got to learn.
No.
Not happening.
They could be different like Avengers.
But that's not the point.
I think now you're giving other options.
Literally Halloween is in a couple days.
From what Houston is telling us,
the son wants to be Spider-Man me.
Yes.
Says, Mom, can you be Spider-Man?
And dad can you be Spider-Man?
And we do the funny picture.
Yeah.
And then we can go trick-or-treat around the block.
Yeah.
And then before I go with my cousins.
And then the mom is like, yeah,
I don't see a problem with that.
That would be a cool little memory.
I don't see a problem with that.
I don't see a problem.
But understanding, yo, my wife still sees an issue.
And that's really important, you know, the whole happy wife, happy life.
Like how much should she be taken into account in this situation?
Yeah.
You know, that's where he's getting tripped up.
I do see why I should be able to do this with my child, right?
I don't know how much longer he's going to want to even dress up or hang around with me or all of that.
But, man, my wife says this is trying to play house.
Is this emotional cheating?
It is.
It's weird.
The baby mom is trying to catch that web again.
Yeah.
So she's in a united like that.
Yeah.
And he's like,
I swear to you,
I don't find this woman attractive at all.
But you know what it is?
It's like,
like I've learned that like girls know how other girls think.
So they'll be in their mind.
Like,
no,
I know what she's,
this is what she's doing,
but this is what she's trying to do.
So he's got to trust that.
The same way dudes will be like,
nah,
that dude isn't right.
Like that dude has something like he's something up his sleeve.
You know what I'm saying?
And like ladies will be like,
nah,
No, trust me.
Intuition.
I know dudes.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
And usually, like, though, like, I don't know, having been a baby mama, I'm like,
ew, I don't want that fool again.
Like, what you mean?
Like, gross.
I'm not trying to do nuts with that fool.
This is ugly smells.
And he gained 70 pounds.
No, I'm like, like, you think I want him back?
Yeah.
Yeah, you left him for a reason.
Yeah, like, what?
All right.
Let's go to Brianna.
Let's go to Brianna.
Good morning.
What's up, Brianna?
Brianna, what would you tell Houston?
So I was telling Umberto, you guys kind of know us where I'm ain't no fun Jeremiah's mom.
Oh, my mom, I can never forget.
Hold on. We call him Ain't No Fun because Jeremiah, one of Jeremiah's bucket list is to dance to Ain't No Fun with me and Angie.
And that is great parenting.
Yeah, it is, Brianna. I would love to hear from you.
So me and his dad, me and his dad aren't together.
We guys meet us together all the time. We co-parent all the time.
Wow.
I thought that we were together.
Yeah. No, we just do, we all love you guys, so we all do that stuff together because it's not the same.
And I don't take my boyfriend and he doesn't take his girlfriend to Brown Bag of Events.
Oh, my gosh.
It's a family thing.
It's a family thing.
We are a family thing. Hold up. Hold up. I agree. We are a family show. We're a show of families.
A lot of people are listening to us right now in the cart with their family.
I'm not, no, yes. I'm not. No, yes. I'm.
not disagreeing with that.
What I'm saying is that she's calling those moments a family moment.
Yes.
So her family's back together.
Us?
Our moments.
So they're a family.
Well, let me tell you when we see.
But it's all together.
Well, let me tell you when we see Jeremiah and his family is when we do back to school,
like school stuff.
Right, right.
So I'm assuming, like, let's say the back to school event was in therapy, like, hey,
we need to go back to school shopping.
But what about if your boyfriend wanted to go?
Like, is that?
What's up, Brianna?
I don't think, I don't think their dad would be opposed to it.
I wouldn't be opposed to his girlfriend going.
But we've just never, they've never said like, yeah, we want to go.
They just kind of, they're not, they're lame.
They're not into the brownback team.
So they're like, oh, why you're little?
Yeah.
So maybe they're hanging out together.
Break up with that.
That's a very weird thought.
Yeah.
Yeah.
To add into it.
Look, me and my friends, we've gone to Brownback events that don't have the kids,
and I've gone with my friends.
Yeah.
Not, you know, so I, we still go.
separately sometimes when we don't take the kids,
but it's like the Halloween event
you guys had, we took the kids.
So it was you for. And we just went together.
Did that ever cause problems?
Did that cause problems with either of
your significant other?
It hasn't, it hasn't yet,
but we're also not married to our significant others.
True. So maybe it'll change in the future,
but I was telling Umberto,
every Halloween, we do it together regardless
whose year it is.
And sometimes we do a family costume,
Sometimes this year, only him and my daughter are doing the family costume because Jeremiah wanted to do his own thing.
And my little one wanted to do his own thing with me.
So me and my little one are doing a couple, like a costume together.
And my daughter and my ex-husband are doing a costume together.
One year, we all did the Ghostbusters together.
It's always different, but we do it together.
And we spend a whole night together.
This girl and her son are only asking for a picture and a walk around the block.
Yeah.
I think the wife will.
get over it. She might be mad. She might stay mad maybe for a couple of days, but she's going to get over it.
It's not marriage ending. It's just a day. It shouldn't be like a marriage ending situation.
Yeah, and it's for the little boys who is going to grow up and always remember this day. My kids still
remember the Brown Bag event. They look forward to Halloween every year, regardless of where we go.
And they love our significant others. Like, they love my boyfriend. They love his girlfriend.
But at the end of the day, and they know mom and dad aren't together.
We just do this for you guys, and they love it.
So I think you should do it.
You make it hard to argue with you because you brought us into this.
Yeah.
And like to tell you, like, you're wrong is also telling you not to buy a ticket,
and that's a four-pack of tickets that you buy.
Honestly, I love your support.
Like, yeah, but if you bring your significant others, it's a six-pack.
True.
You're more than married.
It seems like they don't have good taste, though.
They said that they're lame.
They don't listen to it.
Oh, yeah.
They are lame.
They are lame.
Yeah.
You guys haven't done a live show in a long time,
so maybe you guys should do one,
and we'll convince them to go and we'll all go together.
Oh, my God, the pressure.
Bringing families together.
All the new.
I'll take a photo together, all of us?
Yeah, sure.
All right, okay.
Balio, it's not.
Yo.
He's like tough.
Amber, Amber and South LA, we're talking to our guy, Houston.
Houston hit us up because he's in between a rock and a hard place.
His baby mama and his wife.
So he has an eight-year-old son
And he tries his best to co-parent
He says they all do
The girls don't really get along
The wife and the ex don't really get along
It's just awkward at drop-offs he's mentioned
But you know they each try their best
However recently
The ex hit him up
Like hey, for Halloween if you're down
I know it's not your year
Or your time to have him on Halloween
You come through, he wants to be the Spider-Man
The Spider-Man meme
We can all point at each other
You can take him around the block
If you want before I go off to my sister's house
his wife is saying no no hold up
he wants to be the Mary Jane to your
to your Spider-Man that's what she's really saying
because she's all skinny now and single
she could be the grandpa and he dies
but uncle
that's his wife and there are clearly reasons
for the reservations that she has we can't put that to the side either
so he's just wondering should I do happy wife
happy life you know like she said no
or should I do it for my son you know
and have these moments that I probably wouldn't have because it's not my ear.
It seems very gracious of baby mama, but baby moms are never gracious what she's up to.
All right.
Amber, Amber in South LA, what would you tell Houston?
I would say the same as the last caller said.
I mean, when you're co-parenting and you're trying to do it amicably, then you do things for the kids.
The wife, it sounds to me like she's insecure.
She's got to work on that.
He loves her.
He married her.
It's important for kids.
for their parents to be able to get along.
Plenty of us know people that don't get along with exes and all that,
and it's just too hard on the kids.
She's not asking for much.
She's not asking you to spend hours and hours together.
A picture and walking around the block is nothing.
The wife needs to become more secure in herself.
And if she's not liking the way that she looks,
then she needs to hop in the gym.
Oh, my God.
She might have to go too.
This is Amber.
You guys, I used to call you all the time, right?
I remember.
I'm a surprised woman myself.
But guess what?
And also, what they were saying about why is she losing weight?
Because guess what?
When we get rid of dead baggage or whatever, we get ourselves together.
We work on ourselves.
You know what I'm saying?
And that's a good thing.
And if the wife is feeling insecure, then she needs to work on that and realize it's not about her.
It's about the kids.
That's right.
You should always put them first.
Always put first.
And concrete as verretta, that's what says.
Oh, okay.
Thank you for calling ever.
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Houston, who does up.
He's in a tough spot, man.
He's in a tough spot, and I really can't call it.
How to go about this, you know?
He is co-parenting with his, clearly, Bay, Bay,
and their eight-year-old son has hit them up.
Hey, this is not your year really to go trick-or-treating
because we rotate.
But come through in the afternoon,
dress up as Spider-Man, we're doing the Spider-Man meme.
It would be really funny.
And then we could go around the black trick-or-treating
before I take him off to my sister's house.
And he's like, dude, that sounds dope.
I'm down.
Love Spider-Man.
Love my little guy.
It's a junior too.
It's his little junior.
You guys are super special about the juniors.
But his wife was like, oh, hell no.
She's just trying to play family again.
Like she's just trying to ask you what she's doing
Being weird
She's all skinny now
She's single now
Yeah
And now she wants you around
No
You're not doing it
How dare she
How dare she get her life together
You should have been the best thing
That ever happened to her
And I have you
Duh
I'm gross
All right
So he's asking
What should I do
You know doing one is going to get the other upset
Do I do this thing
upset my wife
Or do I say no
And upset
Possibly my son
possibly my baby mama.
Or could it even not matter to them because this is a year that I wasn't supposed to be with
them anyway.
Could be that?
I don't know.
Let's go to Sarah.
Sarah in, it just says Sarah in South.
Thanks so much, Umberto.
Hey, Sarah, Sarah in South.
What are you, Sarah?
Hello, good morning.
Sarah, where are you from?
I'm from South L.A.
Okay, there we go.
Yeah.
There you go.
Sarah, talk to us.
What would you tell Houston?
So I think that the wife is being extra.
I think she's doing too much.
She's too insecure.
And then, well, I was also thinking that, like, she said that the,
Mommy Mama wants to play family again.
I don't think they're playing.
They're a family.
They will always be a family.
Like, that's his son.
That's the mother of his son.
They're going to be a family.
I don't think they're playing.
I don't think they're pretending that that's what they are.
And then about the kids, so I feel like I've been in a similar situation.
Like my mom, my dad, their partners.
But I did remember, like, as a kid, there's this one time where I wanted, like, my mom,
my dad to take me to this amusement park.
I can't remember if it was either, if it was Universal or Disney,
but I wanted them to take me
and my dad's girlfriend at the time was like
no you can't go
and you know little little sad Sarah never got to go
oh my gosh
so you were the kid in the situation
like you don't even see it as
oh they're trying to play family or oh
he's just trying to do something like you just see like he said no to me
yeah
yeah and I well at the time I thought like his girlfriend
hated me well girlfriend because they're not together anymore
they never got married, but I was like, why does she hate me?
Like, why, what did I do?
I didn't even thinking, like, oh, it's my dad's fault because my dad, like, always made it clear that I came first, I guess.
Yeah.
But still, at that moment, he didn't put me first because he ended up saying, oh, I can't go.
Clearly not.
Well, my mom didn't take me.
Sarah.
It's so sad, Sarah.
Do you feel like it built character, though, a little bit?
Um, maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're funny.
You got jokes now.
She's sad.
She's sad.
Exactly.
I don't know.
Sarah, I want to give you a hug.
I don't know because I'm thinking about it.
I don't know because I'm thinking about it now.
And like just thinking about it, it makes me like want to cry.
Yeah, no, I bet.
How old were you at this time, Sarah?
How old were you?
I was turning 10.
Yeah, man.
It would have been my first time at one of those.
It would have been my first time at Disney.
And you had told your parents you really want to go and you want to go with them.
Those are your people.
That's the, that's the, that's the,
That's the best man in the world to you and the best woman in the world to you.
Your mom and your dad, they made you.
So to be told no and not understand why you internalize that, you think you're the problem.
Yeah.
Did they ever say?
Sarah, no, hold on.
By your eye.
We're going to get you some tickets.
I don't know if they're going to be tickets.
But Sarah, we're going to give you some tickets.
And I hope moms and pops are still around and you guys could go together.
You ever been to the Sherman house castle?
Did you guys ever go?
Your mom and your dad?
Oh no
We're gonna make that happen
They're probably
Of course
They're probably be like
They can't walk too much
But we're gonna make that happen
Girl, we're gonna help your inner child
Yeah
No, you don't understand
That's real
It's real
Being the kid
No being the kid
That is a lifelong
Like see how she's just talking about
And it's getting her emotional
Yeah
She's fine though
Broken households are the best
Emotion or
They build character though
You know, as a kid, it built a lot of kids.
And then dad didn't even end up staying with the woman that he said no to you for.
So then that brings up a whole thing.
They did you wrong.
All right.
All right.
We're inside the homie help line.
We're helping the homie Houston.
Houston is,
Houston is telling us about how his baby mama had hit him up.
Like, hey, this isn't your year to have our son, junior.
But if you want to come by, you can come by for Halloween.
We want to be the Spider-Man meme.
We can all dress up.
You point at every point at each other.
You can even take them around the block to go trick or treating.
And I'm going to take him to my sister's house.
I know you don't usually do this.
This could also be like the sign, like, hey, I'm going to do a solid for you.
Maybe on the holiday you do for me.
We do solid for me.
Like it could be that.
It could be the start of what could be a more amicable co-parenting.
He says that they all do try, but his wife normally mess with his ex like that.
And his wife is like, no, I don't like this.
Also having said things like, do you find her attractive still?
She's single now
She's skinny
He's like, ugh, yuck
Wakala
She can be all the skinny she needs
She's not what I want
You are
You are, you are my mom
So he needs to know
Should I make my wife happy
Or should I make my baby mama happy?
Let's go to
Oh gosh
Yesea
Yaseña and Stanton
Oh no, Yesena
I'm not there no more
Oh you guys got someone out there
Destiny
Destiny in South LA
What's up Destiny?
Good morning
How's destiny
Destiny
So yeah
So first let me just clear this
This is not Disney
And this is not just a girlfriend
Okay
So that whole trauma
I feel you girl
But this doesn't apply to Darrow
Hey wait wait hold on
Sarah
Sarah did a bloody
I think this is a girlfriend
Yeah
Pellionella
That got broken down
All right
We all agree
We know this is not Disney
But we still just give our love to Sarah
Totally different situation.
We agree, Destiny.
Come on, swinging right there.
This is the wife.
Yes, wife.
Happy wife, okay?
And then there's all these other baby mom
talking about, oh, yeah, this is my kids
and yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
you're just trying to be involved
in your baby daddy's life.
You need to assess the fact that
you're not part of your life.
That is a child's father.
Let her.
Let her child's a father.
Let her cook.
That's not your man.
And you shouldn't be acting
like that's your man.
And whenever I tell you, hey, put love because we're going to do this,
you're going to put love.
Like, no, if you're married, you're married now.
So start trying to do something involving your wife or respecting your wife.
Because when you stop respecting your wife,
that's not going to be your wife anymore for too long
because she's going to see that you're not creating boundaries
with the person who you had a child with.
They're putting boundaries on the kid?
In this case.
Uh-huh.
No, nobody said nothing about the kid, Greg.
So relax, okay?
No, no.
The kid wants to be in a costume.
It's the kid that wants to do it.
Not the wife.
Greg was the kid at one point.
Greg was the kid.
At one point.
It's not the wife.
It's the kid saying,
I want to be Spider-Man with my parents and wants to be happy.
But how is that disrespectful?
He's doing that.
And you know why he's doing that?
Because mom hasn't said,
hey, baby, you know what?
I get it.
I love you.
And I know you love your dad,
but your dad is married now.
So let's take a picture of me and you.
Let's let you and dad take a picture because this is a new dynamic.
But mom is not doing that.
Mom is allowing this to start being a playhouse.
Why are you trying to play out?
Why are you trying to pretend like you're a family and go take a family
business and have it in your own?
No.
Wife is right.
Stop trying to take family pictures.
You are not a family anymore.
His family is his son, not you.
I don't think that's a family picture.
They're not going to Sears.
They're not going to Sears to Macy's.
Yeah, they're not going to Sears to take a picture.
It's not a family picture.
It's a meme.
It's a meme.
It's something fun.
It's too much.
It's literally something fun.
It's too much.
You get one photo.
together when you graduate high school and that's it
and if you do college you get one more.
That's so sad.
I think Destiny is the next thing you know
she's going to want to do Thanksgiving.
Yeah.
Well, next you're just wanting to get along, you know,
and be able to talk about problems together.
You know?
Oh my God, a healthy relationship.
Yeah.
Ew.
No, but your wife should be happy.
I think I was kind of under the impression
like why can't, clearly,
if they want to do the driverman,
why can't she just still go?
Yeah.
She can be there.
She can be the one taking the picture.
She's going to be.
And she can bring it and go to Costco and get a frame.
Because also there's part of it where it's like, no, but you too, you stay in the car.
You're not willing to also put that effort in.
It's like, do that.
Show that.
Because if you're saying the baby mama's not family anymore, which.
That's kind of excessive.
But then you're saying that you also have to partake in the family stuff.
So what family part are you doing?
in the kid's life, right?
How are you being a part of his family, too?
Because that kid is your family now, too.
That's her stepson.
That child is your stepson.
Yeah.
So, like, come out for him.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, pull up.
She should be the Green Goblin.
That's what she's acting like.
No.
Uncle Ben, no.
I should be Ben-up.
A lot of her feelings are valid.
Her feelings are valid of maybe just feeling left out.
But this is, like, you sign up for it.
You're with someone that has a kid.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, you know what the, this is part of it.
This is part of the challenge.
You signed up.
It's part of the challenge that you maybe didn't even know how crazy it would be, but it gets crazy.
So it's like, how are you going to meet it?
Or you can't just often always be like it has to cater to me.
Like it's growth on all parts.
Yeah, what about when the kid graduates?
That kid's your kid too.
He can't take pictures of both of his parents on his graduation.
Then you get one.
Nice.
That's what I'm saying the one.
That would make sense to me.
That's the one?
What about the wedding picture?
What about what the kid wants?
Yeah.
What the kid.
Yeah.
When the kids are an adult, I want mom and dad in this picture.
Yeah.
You're going to deny that child that?
What's going to end up happening, the kid's going to feel like you're denying him.
It's not going to feel like a war of the parents.
It's not.
It's going to feel like a war and internal war.
He's eight.
He's eight.
I know.
Spider-Man.
He just wants his parents to be, you know what I'm saying?
He doesn't get it.
That ship is sailed, though.
They're not together.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean that they don't have to be like, we're not together.
We're not together. We take group photos all the time.
No.
Still, it's like, he's like, oh, I want us to be there.
Sorry, three years too late.
When I was eight, I have pictures with my mom and my dad and then my stepdad as well.
So it was like my mom and my dad and my dad and then like both.
They make it work.
They made it work.
They probably hated each other.
They probably hated each other.
But they make it work because you're pretty little face of them.
Yeah, because I was a kid.
I was like, this is what I want.
Like, pictures like this.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
There's an eight-year-old call in right now.
Call in right now.
Tell us what your mom thinks.
Estella in Ontario
Estella
Yes
Hi Stella
We're trying to help Houston
Houston's baby mama hit him up
Hey this is not your year to have
Our Guy Jr., but you can come through
He wants to be Spider-Man meme
All of us together pointing at each other
You can take him around the block
To do Halloween before I take him
To my sister's house
So he could be with his primos on my side
And he's all for it
He thinks there's a special time
Wow I wasn't even supposed to see him on Halloween
Now I get to I'm all hype
But my wife is like
Uh-uh, no draw the line
She's doing too much
She's skinny and single and she wants my man.
You.
Okay?
You want to go over there, play family?
Not in my house.
No, I think she's wrong.
She knew she had a son before she married him, and his son is always going to be his son.
My parents were divorced as well for my kin senera.
My parents had couples, and they didn't, they didn't.
The couples didn't come because I wanted my parents.
I wanted my parents.
Just with my parents.
She pulled both out of here.
That's right.
And I'm okay with them.
but I wanted pictures just with my parents.
Okay.
What is this lady?
What if they end up getting a divorce later on?
She could leave, but his son is always going to be his son.
And she knew that when she got with him.
So why is she trying to build drama right now?
It's not about her.
It's about the son.
Yeah.
Could she be included?
No.
The baby mama doesn't want to include her.
No, Estella.
No, Stella didn't want to include her.
Sometimes the wives act a different way with the child in front of the dad.
Uh-huh.
But in reality, like, they don't really like the stepkids.
So if the son doesn't want her there, she should not be there.
Damn.
This is coming from someone, you were someone's step kid.
I'm assuming, like, you understood that they had partners,
but there are things that you feel like even though they're not family,
they're your family.
Your mom and your dad are your family.
They're always going to be, exactly.
They're always going to be family.
And I do have pictures with my step-parents, but it's different.
Like, I, as a child, I wanted pictures with my parents.
and I don't have that many pictures because we didn't do many things together.
So if he's saying, hey, dad, I want to be with you for Halloween and the mom is allowing it when it's not even his day.
Why not?
Yeah.
Oh, yes.
The wife needs to get over herself.
And how were you able to tell your step-parents get out of the photo?
You're not, you're not my real dad.
You're not my real mom.
How are you able to do that?
I just told them, like, when we're planning the canaena, it's like, you know what?
Papa, I understand.
She's your wife and her.
and I respect her, but I don't want her there.
And it's my Kinseñera.
It's valid, yes.
And my mom, same thing.
And they're understood.
They weren't offended.
They're like, it's what you want.
It's for you.
That's valid.
They just fought in the parking, like, you didn't see it.
Yeah.
Your mom came with, like, her chungo all weird.
Your dad slept on the couch for two weeks.
But, hey, she got what she wanted.
She did.
She got the photo.
Her parents.
I'm so sad now.
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All right.
Let's go to Gustavo before.
Gustavo.
Gustavo.
Hey, I'm back.
How you guys doing?
Are you, Gustavo?
What up?
Are you Gustavo?
Yeah, I'm Gustavo.
All right.
Gustavo, talk to us because you kind of went through something similar when you had a wife.
You got a lady and you guys were dating and you were co-parenting at the same time.
So I really want to hear from you and how you kind of...
Well, I'm still married.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
The thing is I had my kid at a young age, and I stopped, our relationship stopped working out, so we went our separate ways.
She was still pregnant, and at that time she was my girlfriend, but she's my wife now.
And, I mean, she's understandable, but I know I bothered her every time I came around or my son's mom came around.
But, like, I agree with concrete.
She knew I was having a son, so they should accept that.
At the end of the day, it's their kid.
Hold on, you broke up with your baby mom while she was pregnant,
and then you go, and then you were dating, you're now like,
wow, you stave.
That's big better problems.
It's been a relationship that doesn't work out.
That's true.
That's true.
You don't want to be arguing in front of your kids.
Yes.
To be together, you know, as a family.
And I get that.
Family's important, but sometimes if it doesn't work out,
you can stick together.
And try co-parenting.
But you did it.
You were able to do it.
It's hard
I mean even until this day
Even though my son's grown
Like I have headaches with his mom
And even now
Like she kind of went away for some time
She didn't talk to me for a long time
Years
And I don't know where she calls me here and there
Asking that she needs money and stuff
So I don't deny it
Stop
Hold on
Hey hey
Hey
He's telling a really
Wait wait
Ask it after he finished it
So what's your advice
Let him tell his advice
And you can ask the question
Go ahead Gustavo
Go trick-treating with your son and your ex.
I mean, at the end of the day,
if he knows he's not interested in her, he should go.
But if he knows that there's a chance
that he might want to hook up with her
because he may look better now or whatever,
then he shouldn't go.
Facts.
Assuming she still wants that fool, like, Tampoko.
But, all right, Gustavo, thank you so much for your advice.
Hey, Gustavo, Guzavo, quick question, Gusavo.
Just on curiosity.
Quick question, Gusavo.
How tall are you?
Five five.
They were judging
Yeah, we made a bad dude
I said you were six seven.
We have tickets to welcome to the West.
Okay, Mag 10, DJ quick, sugar free,
YG and two short are some of the many acts
that are going to be out there.
It's going to be a fun time over in Ontario,
November 29th.
All right, we got two tickets for you.
But you got to tell us,
What two shorts favorite word is wrong answers only because the right answer would get us a fine by the FCC.
Yeah.
All right.
What's my favorite word?
Wrong answers only.
Ooh.
That's not a word.
It's not, but I'm telling you that direction.
Okay.
We're doing a competition to find the funniest favorite word.
Funniest favorite word.
And we got collars online that are going to compete.
Okay.
So let's go to first, Jacob in El Monte.
Jacob.
Jacob.
Jacob.
Good morning.
Buenos Aires, Jacob.
You ready to win these tickets to welcome to the West?
Jacob.
Hell yeah.
Oh, I'm scared.
All right, all right.
Wrong answers only, Jacob, okay?
Okay, hold on.
I'm going to play a song.
What's my favorite word?
That's good.
What works out?
What's my favorite word?
That's the way he says it.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Not man, not man.
Yolanda.
Yolanda and Covino. What's up, Yolanda?
Hi, good morning, Brown Bay.
We're doing wrong answers only for these. Welcome to the West tickets to see our guy too short.
Wrong answers only, what his favorite word is. Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Okay.
Taxes.
Because he's a pimp.
What?
What? Do you say taxes?
Taxes?
Taxes.
He can be the pams.
He's a pimp. You got to pay taxes?
No.
You got to pay your taxes.
He taxes people.
Oh, but it's one word.
Taxes is one word.
Oh, it's because she went on with the sentence.
Oh, no, no, no.
She was explaining.
Oh, got it.
You know what you make a joke so funny?
You really got to explain it right after you say it.
Oh, one of those.
I think two shorts of pimp either.
I think sugar-free's the pimp.
Oh, no, too short too.
They all have been had that experience.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Reportly alleged.
Come on.
You're true.
DJ Quicks said.
I ain't tricking if you got it.
Pimpant.
All right.
Natalie, Natalie in Temple City.
What's up, Natalie?
Hey, what's up?
Natalie, you ready to, wrong answers only?
What two shorts' favorite word is?
Yes.
All right, here you go.
What's my favorite word?
Which?
Cute.
Oh, Natalie, you're so cute.
Natalie.
How old are you, Natalie?
Oh, and then it's like...
I'm 40.
Here's what I want you to say.
I want you to say, we watch.
Okay?
It's going to help you.
Okay.
Go ahead, good.
Okay, I go.
What's my favorite word?
We are.
You guys send a video.
Yeah.
A little baby delay.
Yeah, a little.
You're a baby delay.
That's like more Snoop Dog.
Not a delayed baby.
Oh, my bad.
Tina.
Tina and North Hills, Tina.
Yeah, the money.
Right.
We have these tickets to go to Welcome to the West, Tina.
But we're doing wrong answers only.
two shorts favorite word. Are you ready
baby girl? I sure am.
All right. Tina, right
here on the call notes, it says reminder
no cussing, so just
don't cuss, okay?
Nope. Okay, here you go.
What's my favorite word?
What? What? Ham pounce?
Get on the! Oh! That's a word.
That's a word. Not when you say it all
at one time. Like, look, go, go, go.
What's my favorite word?
Kiyonda!
That's three words.
No, it's like, you know the Kiyonda that has the apostrophe?
Oh, the Kiyonha.
I don't like it.
Well, that's just her word.
That's her word.
That's her word.
All right.
Patty, Patty and Van Nuys.
Patty.
Hey, what's up?
Good morning, brown bag.
What's up, baby, girl?
We're giving away tickets to Welcome to the West.
Are you ready to give us your wrong answer only?
So I...
No, no, no, no.
Don't explain it.
No.
No, no, no.
You told him to Uberto.
Say it.
Don't say it.
Okay.
Say it once the song plays, okay?
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
What's my favorite word?
Beech.
Oh, my God.
Leave it.
Leave her.
That's her favorite word.
Okay.
What?
Are you going to give her the $10,000 fine for cursing?
No, that's not cursing.
Biotch is not a bad way.
Okay.
Biage!
It's not.
Can we all say it?
Okay.
Don't know.
No,
no,
pass.
Where's the Biache's at?
If we can get away with it.
That's how they used to get away with it in the 90s.
When they wanted to say it, they used to say that instead so they wouldn't be sent.
Blue J's.
Bia.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
Ramona check on that.
Check on that.
Lettie, it's a new day in Brown bag.
Yeah.
We can say that.
This is a brand new show.
Starting right now.
Yes, Bianchi.
Biaz.
Oh, my God.
Okay, can we?
I don't know that.
I don't know.
Andrew, you're crazy, Biach.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I was just talking.
What are we doing right now?
It's over.
Stop.
You're a little lokiya, Bia.
La Biaz na'i.
I was there stressing over there, guys.
All right.
All right, you win the tickets, Biash.
You are you.
And I know we love Otani out here.
Yes.
But the love may have gone too far.
Leti.
He might have a Mexican brother.
Oh, my gosh.
Juan Tani is his name.
And he's going super viral right now.
He's saying that he's Otani's long-loss brother.
Yeah, he showed up to Dodger Stadium without tickets, but got interviewed by the news.
What?
He hired a sombreroan, and he calls himself Juan Tani.
Both are my parents told me that he is my older brother.
older twin brother. Unfortunately, he's better looking and he hits the ball and pitches better.
So they left me and he took him instead.
Oh, okay.
Well, I love all Dodger fans, of course, the style.
You got to have some type of style with the boots.
Represent the Latin heritage.
I'm very proud of it.
And I think that shows in my energy.
Yeah, he had no tickets, though.
Yeah.
He didn't get it.
Yeah.
But he's not the only one trying to be somehow related to Olatani.
There's an AI video out there right now of Tortani.
Oh, God.
Oh my God.
Oh, hell.
You.
Yo.
I love tortani, by the way.
It's only a matter of time, so that's a menu item.
You don't have a tortani?
A tortani?
I can't wait until, like, one of the big homies where's an Otani jersey.
You could just make that joke.
You could just call him tortani.
Tortany over here.
Ah!
Tertany.
We'll put it on then.
Oh.
He wants to say, Piaj, so.
bit.
Say it.
Don't
tell me
Tristani.
Who kind of
Eltoni are you,
Khan?
Pendejani.
This is a new show,
you guys.
Angie.
I can't even think
right now.
We're paying all the fines.
You are.
Greg,
what old tony are you?
Oh,
my God.
I can't even think of that.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Concrete's only funny.
Horn Tani.
Okay.
Horn Tani? Yes, Greg. Yes, you are.
Enohantani.
Enohantani.
Eni you have to have one.
It's paritán.
What did she?
She just started speaking like native.
Are you, were you trying to say?
Are you trying to speak in Tepe?
I'm going to say, in Tapanes, Tihani.
Tahani?
I know.
She started speaking indigenous.
That's what you was.
Indigitani.
Indigatani.
Indigatani.
Oh, my God.
Indianatani.
India Tani, huh?
Pocatani.
You've got on a sick one all morning.
Super safe one.
What was it?
All right.
It's Bradmec mornings.
And Angie, there's chisholmation happening.
Yes, you guys.
Okay.
Tell me why I did not see this one coming.
Bella Hadid at a quinceanera.
What?
And not only like she's at the quinceana.
She's a madrina.
No way.
Okay.
Bella Hadid is one of the Hadid sisters, right?
Yes.
She had dated weekend previously.
Yeah, the weekend.
And they're, they're models.
They're models, but they're, what's their ethnicity?
I believe they're Palestinian.
Okay.
They're Middle East.
I'm not too sure.
I'm not too sure.
Okay, so she was not, maybe she wouldn't have crossed past in this world.
They're Palestinian.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
But she is now.
She's a madrina in this world.
Why?
And it's all thanks to her boyfriend, you guys.
She's actually dating Adam Banuelos.
He is a professional cowboy.
His family or his dad, he's actually from Sakatecas.
Okay.
And I know at first what they were saying, like, oh, my God, like this fool is like he doesn't even speak Spanish.
And he's just a white boy, all that stuff.
It's like, no, this fool really speak Spanish.
I'm just a Dan Banuelos.
I train cowes cortadores.
And those we want to impitap.
for that they're going to be what we do.
It's a sport.
No,
there's a different sport like him.
Who sounds fine.
I picture long hair.
I don't know there was a professional cowboy.
That's super tight.
Yeah, so he's like, I wonder how they met.
Yeah.
At one of those events.
I'm pretty sure.
Like a runway or like a Paris Fashion Week or something?
The one of those cowboy.
The rodeos.
Oh, his events.
So what's she doing there?
Yeah, so she was saying that she was getting like a cowboy, a cowboy hat, right?
and he walked in and while she was getting fitted for a hat,
he walked in and she's like, oh my God, that's my means.
Wow.
And then he wrangled her, right?
Then he wrangled her in.
Because now she does it too.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's in too.
Wow.
She's like a vacera.
I don't want to group them all in, but her and the genders, are they home girls?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, the, like the Kendall gender?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They go horseback riding.
She was with bad bunnies.
She was with that bunny on a date, no?
Yeah, they're like, yeah.
So Bella has she, you know, what are you looking into, but.
What did he look like?
She has been into, like, horses and things like that.
That's tight, though.
Now she's part of his life, being a madrina.
Yeah.
And she was actually madrina de Corona.
Oh, she bought the crown?
She bought the crown.
Like, she actually took a picture while she was putting the crown on the
Kinsenera, and she's like, Belitas Kinseñera.
So honored to be your madrina, my sweet girl.
I love you so, so much, and I'm so proud of you.
So cute.
That's cool.
Dude.
But she's like that rich madrina.
Oh, for sure.
Because you know what she gave her?
What?
She gave her a St. Laurent bag and then like a jewelry box.
Shrew.
Brahma.
San Loren.
Alps.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's expensive.
Very expensive.
Uh-huh.
Was she the one on a weekend or no?
Yes.
She was the one with weekend.
Wow.
She went from the weekend into a Spanish album now.
That's a seigneur.
That's a senior name right there.
Yeah.
So his dad, it's actually, he's a.
No, ma.
That's the dad of her man.
Yeah.
So that's her suegro.
That's her suegro.
And what's his name?
Adad.
Oh, Adan, El-Signor-Adon.
That's a senior name right there, seoron.
That's cool.
Very cool.
I know.
That's what I'm saying, I did not see this one coming.
No.
But you know what's actually really scary?
What?
Chloe Kardashian, you guys.
No.
She was talking about like this one house that she was living in was haunted by a
her normal little girl.
And she said she hated her because she would even haunt her daughter true when she was a baby.
Like she would wake her up and things like that.
And so she even admitted that like the nanny that was living with and told her like,
oh my God, I see shadows.
This is scary.
Like I'm so glad we left the house.
But eventually like Chloe was talking about this one time that there's like fluid,
wood flooring, right?
And she was saying that when you have wood flooring, like you can hear the footsteps,
things like that.
And so one time she was sleeping.
and then this happened to her.
I was in my room and I heard somebody walking down the hallway and I was like,
Did True get out of her crib?
Because it was a little kid's footsteps.
True was still sleeping.
It was a little girl.
I remember she brushed my hair when I was laying down and I just heard her humming.
Like I could have chills.
The little girl brushed her hair.
According to Chloe.
And then she was saying like the next day, sorry, something really creepy happened with the jacuzzi.
We had a jacuzzi.
and there was a Barbie or a doll
in the jacuzzi
and the whole jacuzzi was drained
and a toy was at the bottom of it.
Yeah, you have kids.
They throw stuff everywhere.
No, she said that the jacuzzi was drained.
Like literally the next day after the little girl
was brushing her hair,
she finds that Barbie, that toy
at the bottom of the jacuzzi and it was all drained.
Okay, I also think that's you have a kid.
Yeah, you have a kid.
They just throw it.
Yeah.
Okay, maybe that part.
Yeah.
Maybe that part.
That part.
Yeah.
I find stuff in my room from my nieces
and nephews, I just put it there.
And I'm like, why is that there?
All right.
They're creepy.
You leave her alone.
She has her paranormal activity in her house, okay?
It's a lot of activity in her house.
It's her dad.
Could be.
Yeah, maybe.
But when I say her dad, who is doing?
Yeah, I was about to say.
Oh, J?
No, her dad is also passed away.
Fool Rob Kardashian.
Oh, OJ has passed away as well.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
No, that's my son.
That's a rumor.
Oh, I don't know.
What?
Her dad's not OJ, bro.
Her dad is Roderick.
Oh, that's a rumor.
Oh, I thought that was like for real.
No, it's a messed up rumor.
That's not for a real?
It's a messed up rumor.
All right.
There you go.
Angie, MGK and his wife broke up.
What's that hot girl's name?
Megan Fox.
Megan Fox.
Finally.
Oh, my God.
What do you mean?
Finally.
No.
They had broken up.
They loved.
Yeah, they loved each other so much, but it wasn't cheating that they broke up.
It was because of the evil lie.
I mean, I won't lie and say that the evil lie didn't really take a
a toll on what, you know, we thought was a beautiful thing that we could maybe inspire people
to, not mimic, but just inspire people to love, not love us, but just inspire the action of love.
So there you go.
It wasn't because he was caught texting other girls or anything like that.
It was because the evil lie, you guys.
Yes.
Megan Foxy, if you want to give me that evil eye.
It's Ojo.
They got Ojo.
Yeah.
But this was from last year, they're back together, no?
They're still odd enough.
I mean, they're co-parents and really good.
Yeah, they have a baby.
Grab a baby.
A six month old?
Maybe.
They have a little MGK?
Yeah, they have a little big one.
A little mini gun.
A little te-tit-tie-tie.
A little.
It's a boy.
It's a cutie.
All right.
What's going down, Victor?
That's right.
Jay Cole is getting sued by a hip-hop legend, all right?
Cameron, leader of the dip set.
And this is all happening because reportedly Jay Cole is failing to meet his end of the deal.
Because Cole did a song called Ready 24 where he sampled dipset.
Are You Ready?
Listen to Cole's song.
This how it feel to be on top.
I used to see fiends looking for crack like they phone dropped.
So what you talking about?
I aim for the stars and hit.
It was a long shot.
I love it.
Bars.
I love it,
yeah.
I love Dipset a lot too.
And so Cameron did essentially what's called the swap.
Like he didn't ask for any money up front.
So he just said that, you know, he would do the song
and he just wanted Cole to either collaborate on a future song with him
or be on Cameron's podcast.
It is what it is.
So he's like, no, I don't need to know.
money. I don't need you could sample it whatever. I don't care. I just I just want to be work with
you in the future. Right. And they said this to each other like face to face like yeah.
Yeah. Like what did they do the handshake? Handshick agreement. Yeah. Okay. So I got that's
it. I got you brother. Okay. Cool. So then, um, you know, now Cam is claiming that from July
2023 through April 24, he repeatedly reached out to Cole to get on the podcast and was told that
Cole was not available. Yeah. And it seems like that after after that he just stopped.
trying and now Cameron wants a judge to formally recognize him as a co-author of that song
and seeking full accounting of the song's earnings, which he thinks is above $500,000.
Oh my gosh.
Yes, and it's all ironic because of what Cam said in his verse, it kind of feels like it was
foreshadowing. Cam has been saying that he needs all his money.
You getting money, honey, that I'll make two of us taking what I'm supposed to get.
Not all, most of it. Paper tax, popping tax, no tax, you know I'm in.
So listening back to that now, I was like, oh, yeah, no, he's been about his bread.
Like, he's not playing about it.
He's like, I don't need most of it.
I need all of it, you know, so.
He should have said that up front then.
Right?
He's like, you didn't listen to a song, bro?
I told you.
I wish you could sue over broken promises.
You broke your pinky promise.
Yes.
I feel like that deal goes down all the time.
Yeah, that's a swam.
You can, I mean, you can sue for verbal agreements.
Oh, yeah, but I feel like that deal that, A, I'll do one for you,
you do one for me, has been done plenty of times.
Oh, yeah.
I think I've seen people like I think I don't want to I don't want to it's either the dream or or T-Pain might be the dream did something for Drake and Drake was supposed to do something back and he never did or something so it's always been like they do that like it's a thing yeah not a good thing no but it's a thing and it's always like hey you pay for lunch this time I'll pay for lunch next time I'll pay for lunch next time and it's like bro I don't know I'm going to lunch you know what I'm saying and and it's like bro I
You know, I've been reaching out to you and Cole's probably like, I'll do it when I'm ready.
No.
No, Cole, if you should have put a time limit.
Yeah.
Cole was going through some things.
True.
And he's probably going to do a public apology too.
Like, my spirit doesn't feel right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Cameron.
I do think that's a pretty wild thing to take to court though.
Yeah.
You can go to court with it.
It's just where it's a trip to see it play out like that.
Yeah, just lawsuits and pop just makes me uncomfortable.
Bugs.
All right.
No, but it's like how.
Should he have handled it?
Should he have waited until Cole was ready
till he was not publicly embarrassed anymore
because of what went down with Kendrick and public apology?
Because I think maybe Cole too did it in a mind state
where he was up.
He was doing verses everywhere.
Him and Drake prior on their tour together.
Before the like that verse,
everyone was saying like, yeah, Drake and Kendrick are cool at that time.
But Cole, if you're really listening,
he has the better parts.
He's the goal.
That was the argument within rap heads.
at the time.
So he was up.
He was like, yeah, bro, I'll do it.
Yeah, don't worry, got you.
Again, you know when you sign up for things
and you're all happy in the moment?
Like, yeah, let's get to do this.
And then it came time.
This was a hermit.
Yeah.
This was a hermit.
I should sue him for not calling me back.
It happened.
It happened.
I called him when he interviewed,
what's that one?
The one, the Gucci song?
He interviewed him.
Low Pump.
He had interviewed Lil Pump.
And Lil Pump was being a little to him.
So I called Cole and I was like,
I just want you to know, number one, stay out of my lane.
No, but I'm like, I know it's tough to interview and you did that.
And you like, we're graceful, even though you were getting like pushback.
And he was like, yeah, yeah, I'm going to call you back.
What year was that?
It was before pandemic.
Should I assume for saying he was going to call me back and not doing it?
Maybe.
He said, verbal agreement.
Verbal agreement.
Yeah.
Verbal agreement.
And the thing is, too, that like circumstances change.
Like they recorded the song in 2022.
And then he wanted.
him to appear on the podcast 2024 when he's in the middle of all this stuff.
Oh, so it was convenient for Cameron.
Because guess what?
He's going to have to talk about.
Exactly.
Bro,
Bro,
stopped everything.
Yeah.
And I think,
like,
let's say it does go to court or whatever.
And someone does go there inside for Cole,
which Cole might just be like,
look, I'd rather give you the $500,000 and not do with it.
Probably.
That's what you think.
But if you were to argue,
he's like, bro, I stopped everything.
And you could show.
Yeah.
I didn't go do any more shows,
no albums, no features, nothing.
I just stopped.
You know, so.
He can prove that emotion of distress.
Cameron was like the whole time was like, hey, you owe me.
Yeah, it's like one of those situations.
You owe me a favor?
Possibly.
Hey, bro, when we can get up?
It's the perfect time, bro.
The people need to hear what you got to say.
And by the way, you owe me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And listen to this song, jump on this one.
Or you don't want to jump on this one.
Jump on that one.
Yeah.
Like all the opportunities.
You feel slighted though.
Like I did you a solid.
Do me a solid back.
I get it.
Yep.
I get it.
I get it.
Come me back.
I need that.
Come on.
Come on.
I need that get back.
You know, cool.
I won't bring up, Kendrick.
Come on, come back.
Yeah, right.
8.18, 5-20, 1-1-1-1-9.
You said you would.
Yes.
All right, look, you guys.
I'm going to take you guys back to 2016 right now with this.
Okay, okay.
I got brought in a nana.
Sheld like the V in the van.
Credit calls in the comments.
He ain't the licks in the bum.
Legacy's family.
Way and see it like a panda.
Oh, come on.
Sorry, it's verretta.
Such a good song.
The time machine went back too far.
Yeah, you went back like another 10 years.
Yeah, just stop it at 2016, all right?
And remember a rapper named designer.
Yes, right?
We haven't heard from him in a few years.
Hand up.
But he is back, you guys, and he's sounding nothing like he used to.
Check out designer's new track.
A ver.
For a truck, just started the ignition.
Tom Cruise, yeah, the way I complete a mission,
leave a murder scene.
Quickly without a witness.
Listen to Fabalose.
The competition.
The drill sergeant.
Make the coat through the jumper jack.
Fing be the good critic.
Tell him how the back.
Hey, I like it.
That's dope.
Yeah.
Sounds good, too.
I don't want to hear nothing from any of you.
That's a dope beat.
Why?
Because you guys made fun of me for going to a designer concert and I said he was dope and you guys were like,
but he hasn't came up with any since Panda.
Why you, why you're talking about what?
This was like recently.
When?
What theater was supposed to?
He had a show recently.
You're lying.
He had another banger.
He had more bangers.
That was panda and the one that Kanye.
Remix.
Timmy Turner.
Oh, and then Timmy Turner.
Timmy Turner.
Yeah, that one.
Okay.
Bangor.
They made fun of me, and I've always said he's fired.
No, and wasn't the one that Kanye remix just Panda again?
It was, yeah.
Yeah.
Beautiful morning.
And then you just put Padman in there.
hilarious.
hilarious.
Yes.
Oh, so how was the show?
Amazing.
Okay, Tom's like, he's great.
Okay, but then what?
Then after that way.
Timmy Turner, and then he has Jet and then he has a lot of more songs.
So cute.
I know that designer stuff.
We didn't make fun of you.
We just asked if you were going back in time.
No.
Because I told you guys, I was like, designer is dope.
And you're like, huh, designer.
Well, now, I agree with you now.
Like, this is dope.
I mean, I, obviously, everybody like Panda.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
Great song.
But it's like, okay, after that, it was like, we're waiting for something else.
Also, he sounded a lot like future.
So it was like, okay, well, you know, wait until he gets his own sound.
But he got it.
He really has that voice, though.
Yeah, he has that voice.
Yeah, he does.
This is the dope.
You like designer so much, spells name.
D-E-S-I-I-G-E-R.
What?
G-N.
I'm kidding.
I thought you said the N-word.
Can we get away with that one as well?
Steve with here.
It's Paro-106.
The answer is no.
Are you sure?
No.
He still spelled it right.
You spelled it right.
You spelled it right.
Say it.
It's Parweta-R-Way-I-Bah.
Designer.
Say it.
