Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 593 Joining The Marines To Get My Girl Back! + Brown Bag Elections! | Brown Bag Mornings (11/04/25)

Episode Date: November 4, 2025

The Homie Helpline catches up with Tony, a 27-year-old who admitted to making jokes out of everything, including purposely leaving his shoes out to annoy his now ex-girlfriend, but he plans to join the Marines to prove he's finally a man. Plus, the crew tallies the results of the hilariously divisive Brown Bag Election! [Edited by @iamdyre 🗞️]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown bag, the better. Come on. It's election day. It's a special election, or as concrete would say. Special election. I thought you were going to say it in Spanish. Oh.

Election especial. Special. No. Whoa. What? I have a lot of those. I'm going to stop going. Concrete's here.

What? Make sure you go vote in all languages. Go vote. Vaya votar, vos. Bya what I'm also voting in Brown Bag mornings, okay? We are voting. We have our own little brown bag. Propositions that we're going to have.

No, election, brown bag. Or erection. No, election. Oh, you. What? Brown bag election. Oh. No.

That's coming up this morning. That's coming up this more. Don't go anywhere. Before the break, before we came up, Angie and Concrete were telling us about a movie they recommend on Netflix. It's a series. It's a series. Oh my gosh.

The monster series. That monster one. Of John Jeet or something. That's the guy that inspired the movie Psycho, no? I'm inspired. No, you're not. I mean, no, wait, wait, wait, no, wait. But you were both sounding like him.

Oh, dude. I love your mother. Mother. Is it a Mother's Day movie or like? No. It's creepy. The mom is weird. The mom is weird.

Mother. Don't talk to Mother like that. Oh, I'm too like clips on TikTok. I'm too scared to watch those types. It's really creepy letty. Don't watch it. Yeah. I like that though.

It's good. Are you cold? So it's a series? It's more than one episode. So you remember the, you remember the Menendez Brothers one? Yeah. It's a same. Similar.

It's the same creator. It's called Monster and then the Menendez brother. This was called Monster. But with that guy. That's cool. I started watching the Juan Gabriel docu series. Oh, you did? Yeah, it's in his own word.

So apparently he had a whole room full of like audio tapings and documentary, like in video footage that he had. So he starts telling the story of his life and whoever like put it together is, it's like you just hear his voice throughout the whole film. And it like goes back into like how he came up and stuff. He had a hard life on that flunga. Yeah, he was in prison. He was what?

In prison? Oh, yeah, he did go to prison. He, it was pretty crazy. He did, what? That's where he found it. I didn't say it. You said it. I can reach your mind.

You're connected. That's, that's where it was where it was all happened. That's where it all happened. No, no, no. That makes money move. That makes money move. I got the phone habits that can make you rich or doom you to be poor. That's coming up, okay?

All right. First, this is something the girls are going to love. What, what? Okay, news just announced that Macs are going to join Sephora. Like Mac. Yeah. Yes, Matt Cosmetics. Finally!

Shut up. All the girls, I go crazy. No, I'm going to tell you, this is like, I don't know if this actually happens for y'allfuls, but like if AutoZone was inside like a Lowe's or something and it's like, oh, bro, I could just do one. stop for all of my needs. That'd be pretty cool. Right, right. See you. Get where I'm coming from? I do need to winchill wipers right now. While I'm looking for paint.

Yeah. It probably happens already. But yes, Mac cosmetics usually is in his own little thing. Yeah. And so you have to stop by like an altar or Sephora then go to Mac after. But like apparently this thing worked where the collaboration of having Mac stores inside of Sephora worked over there in Canada.

So they're like, okay, it could work in the United States. That's pretty cool. What's like a store in that If it, if it, like, meshed with one of your other stores would be, like, one-stop shop. A dispenser instead of a 7-Eleven. That's smart. That's smart. That's smart.

That would be, like, one-stop shop. You got the bungee. You get everything. Let's go. So there you go. That's how excited the girl eats off. They're like, oh, my God. Come on.

Get it together, 7-Eleven. I think, like, there's laws for that. There's a whole thing about that. Because kids going to 7-Eleven. Oh, I didn't think about that one. It would be like a pizza hut inside of a McDonald's. Oh, my God. Cool.

Sometimes, like, on the way to Vegas and stuff or around here, they, like, mix some fast food restaurants and stuff. They do. Yeah. So I think you would see, like, the pizza. That's like the one, like, going up towards Bakersfield. Uh, yeah. El Tejon Pass.

I know what's true. And they have, like, a Taco Bell, a subway. And that's like. All in one. All in one. It's up together. I was just there. I was just there.

I had a pizza hut and a KFC famous bowl. It's the best. That's crazy. I got to dip. the pizza and the mashed potatoes. It was awesome. It's like a whole Thanksgiving. Take it down with a mi chalada to it.

Why not? Why not? And get gas while you're at it. Sick little charko in your stomach right there. All right. See, so that's the news that it was for us. Okay. Now, moving to what you could be doing on your phone that's making you more

a pork. More? More pork. Oh, my God. And rich people apparently don't do this. It's something we all do. I just want you to know our bracket is low. Okay.

And it's doom scrolling, okay? According to this, people that doomscroll, they need a break from life and are the ones that are overworked and burned out which people that live a life of luxury can't relate to. They don't doom scroll. They have other fun things to do. Another sign of the class that you're in, according to this article, is that you have an iPad kid. because people that are quote unquote rich will put their kids in activities I totally feel targeted by this article

but they'll put their kids in activities maybe not even like get them in places where they have no time to be an iPad kid I believe that one where we use it because we're like here there's a app yes let me drive

let me doom scroll in peace that part all I believe that one who fairs rich in here nobody huh nobody nobody not even you cut no Well, maybe if you reverse it, that can help you too.

Maybe if you're doom scrolling, they say it's actually really bad for your health to do it right before bed. And I think, again, that's something we all do. I think we're just totally, we're messing up on these phone habits. That maybe if you were to reverse one of them, the reversing the iPad kids is going to be a little bit tough. Yeah. But maybe reversing dream scrolling before you go to bed,

maybe that can help you wake up and make some bread. I don't know. I still wake up and I'm still doom scrolling. Yeah. Okay, Angie, I'm trying to help here. Like, Dan, what did I miss? Yeah, I'll try. Doom scrolling.

What did I miss from 2 a.m. to 5 a.m. Come on. And doom scrolling is a little bit different. It's not checking your phone. She's me. Greg knows doom scrolling. And you even had the little mental check.

Like, what am I doing with my life? I'm just going to keep going. I was about to say that right now. Every time I doomscroll, like, I think about the three hours I just spent on my phone. And that doesn't make you not anymore. I still have a texted back Ramona. And, oh. There.

But if you were to tell you. But if you were to. Stop doomscrolling. You can text back our producer of Mona, which in fact can make you better at your job and then make you get more money and boomshakalaka. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe. Found the cure.

Stop doom scrolling. It's like crack, though. Greg has a very addictive personality is what I come to find out. Yes, yes, I do let the end up. We're going to do our own brown bag election, or as concrete would say. Special erectial. No. What?

No. What that's what you're saying? You're supposed to say in Spanish. Oh. Let's go to vote. Yeah. La bota. La bota.

No, you know. On props that we made up in here. Only the guys did because, as is our country, the men rule it. True. Very true. And a lot of these props. And I'm glad you know it. Say it one more time.

Loud in props. A lot of these props are about women's bodies. I just read through the fools. I know. Serio? That is America. Oh, my gosh. Can't wait.

In all serious, though, seriousness. The special election is today, and I encourage you to go vote, whichever way you vote on Prop 50, which is on the ballot this morning. Today, I would encourage you to go vote because if you're not, someone else definitely is and then your future, all of that, our future is in their hands. Put some power in yourself. Let's not complain. Let's not be like, you know what's wrong?

Let's go to the polls about it. Speaking up. Not those ones No, no, no, no, this is serious, y'all. Yeah. And it's actually a full little drama. I have like a little drama. I'll say less.

I'm here. About Prop 50. You know what you is about the redistricting of California, and that's a cool way to say it. But it all started when Texas did it. All right? So right now, let me tell you. Republicans, they control the U.S. House, okay?

Barely, though. It's the slimmest majority in decades, how many Republican seats are in the house. Now, what they want to do next year is to get more of those seats. They're already seeing like, Dan, looking ahead in the future, sheesh, it's going to be tough for us. If Democrats take over those seats, boom, that means Democrats might have control of the House, which may make it tougher for maybe laws we want to pass to go through as easily. Then we might have to put up more of a fight with it, right?

There's a way that the Texas government was like, you know what we're going to do? We're going to redistrict our state in order to give us more seats. come 2026, which is the midterms, which is when all of these seats get flipped, right? So Governor Gavin Newsom was like, hey, don't be doing that. If you do that, then I'm going to do it. You're going to make me do it. The Texas governor did it anyway and was like, take that, you mother hugger. I'm going to redistrict Texas.

I know you got scared. And then Governor Gavin Newson said, You want to talk about mother. Oh, you want to talk about it. You're going to take mother time. So he was like, all right, bet. This is what we're going to do over here in Kelly. We're going to put a prophet to redraw our U.S. House districts.

All right. And we're going to put it up for a vote. All right. Just to be clear, this only affects the U.S. House of Representatives, not the Senate, but both make up Congress. It's crazy learning about government right now. Is that wild? The most I've learned. I don't know.

I'm trying to make it digestible. You're basically like schoolhouse rock. Yeah. Thank you. No, honestly. I'm very focused right now. This is what's up like in the cards. Yeah. Okay.

So people that support Prop 50 are like, yeah, which one for one? They do some ish. We're going to do some ish back. People that oppose Prop 50 are like, nah, let's stay out of government. Like, we can't be doing that. Like, let the people vote and let them decide. Yeah. So I guess that's what you're voting for today.

However you want to vote about it, I encourage you to do that. Whichever this makes you and inclines you to feel away about, I hope that takes you to to your local polling place and you can vote that way, okay? So it's either yes on Prop 50, which would be like, hey, yeah, redistrict California to do the same thing basically that Texas did.

And for next election, it can help balance out the Democratic seats with the Republican seats that they've already done when they redistrict, when they redistrict, excuse me, Texas, or vote no, like,

hey, stay out of it. Like, if they slap you, what is it, turn the other cheek? So it's kind of that, like stay out of it. Let's stay out of politics. So there you go. Thank you.

So in all seriously, go out to vote. Yeah. Whatever you want to say, go stay at the polls. I encourage you to do that. And yes, coming to brown back mornings, we're going to have our own prop fist. Lettia, I thought you were like the woke Tia right now. That's at every party. You know what?

I was like, you know what? Shout to my Tia. You're making sense. We have a responsibility. Yeah, yeah. It's important. I'm not going to tell you which way to vote or which way I'm voting, but I just wanted to make it, I guess, digestible for all of us to understand.

That Tia is important. That's like your conscience right there. Like, don't forget. They make you think of like. I have a homie. My homie fuzzy is always like, hey, upload, update your software. And I was like, oh, okay,

there's a new max update, update it. And I felt like that homie right now. Like, hey, make sure you go vote, bro. There's something on the ballot, special election or as concrete would say, special election. You would not say that. Oh, why not what time?

Yeah, my God. Just be, just choose with your heart, choose wisely. And our future is in the balance. Okay. But first, we've been having to have. having an argument behind the scenes because shout out to me and Angie we killed it on our Halloween costume.

Yeah. That's right. LA, baby. Shout out to Las Villamores, the Dodger sisters that always put together really cool chants and dances and gray filters. And we did that for Halloween. And I was telling Angie, I'm like, dude, Angie, we look, he went viral. Like, there's a thousand comments.

That's viral. That's viral. And then Greg hated. He's like, that's what you want to call viral? That's viral these days? That's crazy. But I'm like, I don't understand it, dog. Like, what did, why?

A thousand comments is pretty viral. It's very, and that's just the comment, like engagement, their shares and all of that and stuff like that. I remember my first thousand comments. You don't have any. What's your first thousand comments? Oh, this was like 2014. We want to go way back then, you know?

Oh, my God, we're talking about it. Howl I better take you to write them. Good one, good. But concrete, according to you, we did good. That's fantastic. Yeah. I'm not hating Greg. I wasn't.

I was a short. But then I heard that Angie hated on him first. Oh, I said, why? Because you know his little video that he did of him boxing coming out? Oh, damn. His little video sounds crazy. And he was saying like, oh. See?

Yeah, he used it for scrolling. And he was like, I went viral. And I'm like, you call viral 1,200 likes. Okay. How many comments? How many comments? 300. Oh, that's good.

I would be proud. I would be happy. That's great. Angie and Greg's beef, I never thought it's, no, I was just wondering. I'm like, that's viral. I'm like, Concrete's gone viral multiple times. Okay, okay, but let's not compare to concrete that none of us have gone. Angie's like, how's your little business doing?

So this whole time you thought I was just hagenessly like. Yeah, no, I didn't understand. I was like, yeah, I heard my feelings. I thought you got the joke. No, I didn't. I was like, geez, I worked really hard on those filters. I had to run it through twice. I know you did.

We downloaded a bunch of different words. Hey, when I saw it, I was like, they got the filter. It's got it. All right, let's get it. That's right. That's right. Let's get into the weather. And now, the weather.

With concrete storm. Perritos, it is going down for your weather Tuesday, November 4th. It is foggy. It is cold out there. Be careful driving, Peritos. Visibility is about, I want to say, seven feet. I don't know. I just kind of threw it in there.

But the point is, just be careful, dog. Yeah, very careful. It's foggy out there. First, we're off to the city of Elmani. I used to be Puerto Rican. What? I think of too bad bonnie. Here we are.

Your head will be 75 degrees out there in Elmani. Next, we slide to the city of Duarte. If you got a broken heart, listen to Brownback, para curatee. Oh, that's cute. Your how will be 77 degrees. And now we hug our way to the city of Kadahei. If a fool bangs on me, I'll hug.

bug away and whispering his ear, we're fighting ourselves. Come here, bro. Come here, bro. We're fighting ourselves, fool. And our high is 74 degrees between us right now. Lastly, we hit the seat of La Mirada. Greg says where the ladies want to do Cochinada. Yeah, they do.

Your high will be 74 degrees. And a little give back knowledge about Lamarada. Living Faith Church and Lamarada will be hosting Well, they host it every year. This church is a history of hosting Thanksgiving dinners for the communities such as Foster Road Elementary School in La Marrada. It's a good option if you're looking to participate or either as a guest or as a volunteer. So go ahead and check them out. Awesome.

Living Faith Church in Lamarado. So check them out, man. Too, thanks. There you go. That's going to be your weather for today. El Monte 75, the city of Duarte, 77, cut a hay where you got a hug away. 74 degrees in La Mirada, 74 as well. There you go.

It's your boy concrete, brownback mornings are proud 106. I'll be back tomorrow. Hey, Hey, that's a homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for. The homie help line. Tony needs our help. Tony. Tony hit us up and said, Hey, Brownback. My name is Tony, and I need your help getting my ex Amber back.

What? She blames me for our relationship not working out. She says, I am immature and wouldn't take our relationship seriously. And I get exactly. why she said that because I didn't take some of our problems seriously. When we met, she had broken up with her baby daddy just a year before and she made it clear she wasn't looking for a relationship. I didn't care and I still looked for her and we ended

up being in a situation ship for a while. While we were a thing since 2021, we moved in together in 2023 and we broke up in April of this year and soon after we broke up, I moved out and now we haven't talked in months and I've been wanting to reach out. her so bad that I did it with the excuse to talk to her about our Costco membership. Oh, God. And she basically told me to stop using excuses to call her, get over it, and move on. Sheesh. But I can't get over her.

I don't think I can. I've loved her since the first day. Oh, my God. To love. Let them. Dude, this is how serial killers start right here. No, watch when you hear Tony. Because he's on the line.

He's on the line. Oh, sorry, Tony. Tony said, even though we, even though. Even though we broke up, we would see each other here and there. I saw her on June 22nd of this year. Brownback, here's where I messed up, and I regret it so much. I went on a trip with my sister to San Francisco, and I ended up hooking up with my sister's friend on the trip. And Amber found out about it.

She ended up cutting me off, and that's why we stopped talking. Then months went by, and recently, someone sent me a screen recording of her at a haunted theme park, and she posted another arm with a watch and a drink in hand. Oh. I'm over here crashing out because it basically looks like she's moved on and I'm not ready for her to move on. I said I'm not ready to move on. Yes, I'm not ready to move on.

I really want her back. I want her to wait for me. I signed up for the military and I leave her boot camp in December. All I want is for her to be there to support me because I want to write letters to her while I'm away. I feel like I'm doing the most, but I love her and I love her child. I want her to know that I'm a change man and that I want to give a future. I want to give them the future they deserve and I don't want to see her with anyone else.

We talked to our guy Tony yesterday on the phone and I would just clear up some stuff before we get on the line with him. So they were hooking up back and forth. They were a situation ship. While they were a situation ship, he had messed around with one of his sisters' homegirls. They were not exclusive. They had not moved in together. This happened all before they moved in and before the breakup in April. They got back together.

So that kind of wasn't the end-all be-all for her. It seems like in this message that it's the end-all be-all and it's not. They were hooking up back and forth. He ended up hooking up with a sister's homegirl. A baby girl found out because she had looked through his phone and saw that he texted his sister, I hooked up with your homegirl. And then she was like, oh, you're sick, you're gross. And he's like, oh, well, we're not official official.

That maybe led them to become official official later on moving forward because she had also dated someone in between that time too. There's a lot of like spaces in here. She had dated someone that was at a party that he had went to and all of that. So they got over the humps of both of them kind of doing that back and forth to each other. Then they moved in together and they really made it serious. He met the family. He knows the kid.

He loves the kid. All of that. They moved in together. But he mentioned to us how he lost his job. He lost a lot of things in life and it made it like hard financially for them to kind of sustain their life. Yeah. And he's felt like, dang, I don't got it like that anymore. Even took up a job with her dad.

And she told him like, hey, just so you know, work for my dad, but don't be going out drinking with my dad. He went out drinking with her dad. I told me. And that is the straw that broke the camel's back. She was like, no, I'm kicking you out of the house. I'm going to change rooms. You're just my roommate. Eventually they broke up and now they live apart.

And he's like, dang, I really, I think it's something we can get over. She feels like he's immature. Yeah. He's like, how are you going to be drinking? Like, where's your job? And then where's your job? And then where's this? What's you do that?

He's moved to San Diego, has enlisted to the military and hopes that this can help get her back. He hopes that this is it and wants to know he wants that little glimmer of hope from those of you listening. Has a girl ever said, I'm never getting back with you and then got back with you?

He wants that answer. He says if even one person calls up and says it's happened before, it's going to give him hope in his future. Or should he just be like, bro, Lopez has to go, have fun time in the military, write your mom.

Right your mom, you know? Tony's on like, Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning, brown bag.

What's up? Tony, did we get it right? Kind of, maybe, sort of a little bit. Oh, you guys got it right. Man, you guys put it to a tea. Ay, my, my, ho. Okay, so tell us about this girl. Tell us why you love her so much.

Oh, man. So when I first saw her at work, because we worked together, it was during COVID, so we were all wearing masks still. So I saw her, and I thought she was, you know, she looked pretty good. But I couldn't really, I couldn't really see her whole full face. So I had to wait until she, like, had to get some water or something like that. So when I finally saw her full face, I was like, okay, she's pretty cute. And then I found out, like, a couple months working together that she was competitive.

So I was like, hey, if you do better than me, then I'll buy you lunch. And then, you know, that's just how we kind of started talking. It's like a whole story. It is. It's like a whole novelita, right? It's like a rom-com. Yeah, they played basketball for each other's love. Like, if I make the shot, marry me.

Okay, so you guys were in a situation ship. You told us you were exclusively dating, but not each other's boyfriend, girlfriend. Exclusive but not official, you said. Exactly, yeah, we were exclusive for a year. Aye, mihito. And in that year, you hooked up with your sister's homegirl. Yeah, so her and I had just got back from my, well, Amber and I had just got back from That's...

Hold on. You're saying names? You're saying names, bro. Yeah, yeah. That's Amber. That's my ex. That's the good. So you want Amber to know

you're calling in? Just a lot of times people want to be anonymous. Oh, okay, okay. Well, yeah. So... Where did you guys work at? Just put it out there.

Yeah, true. Gassien. I don't want to put that much people. Oh, yeah. Because you got fired. Here it is to her name. We're social. We worked at car sales.

That's basically it. Hammer and car sales. But, yeah. Y'all had came back from a trip. Yeah, yeah, we just came back from a trip, and then it was her son's birthday, and then it was my sister's birthday, and that's when it all went down.

What went, when you, when I did. You hooked up with another girl on your girlfriend's son's birthday? Yes, but it was also my sister's birthday at the school. Oh, my God. That's kind of an odd present, so it cancels out.

It cancels out. Did you guys split up? Like she went to her son's birthday and you went to your sister's birthday. Like it wasn't at the same place, right? No, no, no, no. Yeah, so exactly. She spent the day with her family and I spent a day of my family. No, and a girl.

And somebody else. And someone's bad. She finds out about that. Clearly is upset. But you guys, again, you guys are not official. And you guys stop talking and you see a guy with her too. So she did her thing too. She left you for a bit, too, with someone else.

Exactly, yeah. Okay. So then you guys figure out, you know what? Tip for tat, now we're for each other. Let's move in together. Let's make it official. How long were you guys living together? We lived together since 2023 until April this year, but our lease ended in July. So, I mean, I was still paying rent at the place. Oh, but you had moved out.

She was living there with her son. No, no, I was because, you know, that's messed up. I'm not the type, because she has a son. Like, don't get me wrong. She has a good job. But, like, I ain't going to sit there and, like, abandon them. that like I left basically everything they needed you know like we got a we got a lot of housewarming gifts and like and I left everything there for them the only thing I took was like

my dresser and my clothes oh Tony and your dignity and at that point you didn't have a job you didn't have a car from talking to yesterday so you moved in with your dad in San Diego exactly you're so bad at car sales you don't even have one Became a son of a car. We'll approve anybody. Not you. Okay. So you went down to San Diego and where did you decide?

Let me get in the military. So actually I decided earlier in the year. So I started making my way that way. So I started working out, you know, trying to eat better. Because I was a, because when her and I first met, I was 170. But then I got all the happy weight. So I became 240. And then.

Oh, you were really happy. Yeah, I was a big boy Yeah Hey, send us a picture when you're bigger Oh, the biggest I ever was Or what I was with her But uh With her

With her With her, all right And then But now I'm back to 180 again Wow Okay, congrats Thank you, thank you But yeah

So we How'd you decide to get into the military Is what I asked you Oh shit My bad Oh my bad My bad My bad

So I wanted to join the military to be able to get them a house, like, because I knew that's what they deserved. And who was a house? Your ex-girlfriend and her baby? Exactly. But at the time she was my girl. At the time she was my girl. He's so cute.

He cheated, dude. No. See, that's what people are going to get confused. And I don't want people to get confused. They were in their situation shit when they both messed around. Yeah. Then they made it official and he didn't cheat. She broke up with you because you went drinking with her dad.

Exactly. That's not the reason she broke up with you. Okay, you can tell it, bro. Well, because I went drinking with her dad and then also, like, financially, like, we were struggling. Okay. Yeah, he's selling the pain. Yeah, he lost everything. What I'm saying is that the reason, that's not the reason.

She has other motives, I believe, brother. That was the straw that broke the camels back for her. That was like, all right, I've had enough. Because she directly told you, hey, my dad is an alcoholic. do not do that. Like you were mentioning to us. Like it was really like she felt super upset about what you did. Yeah.

So she did not want me working with him at all. But it was a highlight right there. So I needed to make money to pay rent, buy groceries and all that. Yeah. And so I took it. Opportunity. Yeah. Exactly.

She feels about her dad, how Greg feels about his. It's like, okay, we shouldn't be that bad, but it is. Exactly. I get you. Exactly. Exactly. Y'all break up. You go with your dad.

Now you're signed up for the military. And you've been hitting her up. Like, hey, do you still want that Costco membership? Hey, like, why are you? You're hitting up, like, for random reasons. Exactly, yeah. So I hit her up for random reasons just to talk to her. But every time I talk to her, she gets more and more upset.

She's like, stop calling. She's like, I told you you got to move on. And I'm like, dang. But you think there's still hope. You have to help me see where the hope is. So I still have, so I think there's still hope because when we weren't together for, for that short period of time, she did end up getting in another relationship, but she came back because she realized that, like, she really did love me.

So I feel like this. So she's came back to you before. Okay. Exactly. So I feel like it's the same situation. The only different is we're not seeing each other every day. Yeah. And so you want.

Oh, because they used to see each other every day. because he used to work together. I live together. No, no, no, before. Before that, before. Yeah, yeah, before we're living together. Okay. What is your dad say?

True. My dad said I just got to move on and focus on my future. Oh, crazy. Yeah. That's about right, bro. You don't got no kids like with her or anything, right? Just no kids at all? No.

No kids. Oh, dude, you're scoffrey. But he loves her kid. He's in love. He loves her kid. You love her kid too, right? Oh, 100%. I treated him like he was my own son.

Look, man. Your tune will change. when you go on the military and you start traveling and, you know, depends on where you get stationed at. I don't know. Okay. You're going to meet somebody else, buddy. Just let it go.

No. Okay. I really think he still has hope because she hasn't blocked them. If she was over him, she would block him everywhere. It's true. Or be like, I don't even care enough to block you. Oh, true. No.

That hurts more. No. Right? What are you? That's these petty-ass ass. Watch me. So what's even worse is she didn't block me, she just unfriended me. Yeah.

But she still follows my parents on social media. Oh, okay. There's hope. No, that's hope right there. That's hope. That's hope. When a girl's really over you, she'll block your dog. Yep.

She'll block your dog's Instagram. She'll block everything associated with you. Yeah. All right. All right, Tony. She took my ptero and she took my ptero. All right, Tony. Tony, would you like to hear from someone that, like, is a success story?

Do you think, like, that would give you, like, the... Because then what's your option right now? Waiting for her? Or, like, I hope it's not pulling up to her crib and telling her guys are meant to be together. Or what are your options? So, right now my option is... So I plan on writing her in boot camp and just being like, hey, I want to grab her boot camp.

And if she don't write back, then, you know, that's kind of like me. That's kind of like my sign just being like, Okay, I see it. I see it. Because we got to help him. This is like a hopeless romantic. Tony, I got to, I see it.

Because she's told you you're immature. You're doing something that would show her you're mature. You. And then I'll be stable too. I won't lose my job. Because of the military benefits. So to him, he's like, if this is the reason why she says we can't be together, let me show her I'm a provider.

Because before that, you were showing like you didn't have it all together. You got lost your crib. You lost your car. you were maybe relying a lot on her and she already has to take care of a kid now kind of felt like she's got to take care of you too and you don't be listening you go be out like yeah drinking with her dad

like she must have been so frustrated with you exactly exactly totally he's all four don't go at that house just right there hey babe what's the Netflix password oh my gosh

watching be made in Bokto you and is there any other option of like another girl maybe your sister's homegirl or something? No, my sister doesn't talk to that girl no more. Okay, that's perfect. Why?

They just, you know, two different life paths. You know, she wanted to, the friend wanted to continue party, and my sister wanted to grow in life. Okay. And just the question from an old head, how old are you? Oh, I'm 27. Oh, you're 27. And how old are-old?

Yeah, you're grand, okay. No, Greg says you don't turn into an adult until 28. Yeah. That's what Greg said. I got a year. Oh, gosh. And how old is she? She turns 24 this.

Oh, I was like she turns 20. Oh, she's younger than you. She's going to live her life. The oldest maggot at the base. Oh, yeah, because there's like 18-year-old. Stand in line, you maggots. When we first started dating, she was like 19-20, and I told her I was like, I was like, man, where am I going to take you on a date?

Chuckie cheese? What the heck? You could have left that out. That one hit, huh? I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it.

I don't know why she would say those things about you. All right. We're going to look for colors. One more thing. I did talk to you yesterday and you were talking about how you make jokes out of everything and that upsets her. Yes. 100%. So your arguments would be that you were just bored and you would just want to get her.

like pissed off Yeah Kind of make you know like make the Make the time kind of fun I guess you would say What would you do? Hey babe I didn't like that you did this No he would do joke like what would you do to get her upset So

Her and I were both clean freaks so She hated when I would walk around the house with shoes So I'd walk around the house with shoes or purposely leave something out Just to make her mad Dude What the heck Tony Tony Tony stay on the line

Tony I don't know how to call it he's just going through like I would just remind everybody listening and all of us in here we've been that young and dumb before and he's there right now do we really need this fool in the military

that's crazy dog he's going to boot camp that's crazy pinchy invade oh my bad the invasion The invasion happens

And that was like Hey, take your shoes off What are we? He's like, hey, what the heck? Why are you guys shooting at me? What the heck? Who else is going to go into the military? Tony, this is a lot.

Tony, Tony, Tony, just Forget about the military, big dog. Let me tell you. He's already going. No, quit. I want to rethink that. For a favor, no. The military is going to make a man out of him.

I don't know. I don't know. Right, Tony? Yes, yes, ma'am Tony, what branch? I'm going to the Marines, I'm going to be an older Marine. An older Marine, what is that? I don't know, what's an older Marine.

Are you going to be a Navy SEA or what do you want to be? No, Marine, so. Are you going to be a combat guy or are you going to be like making H-2O? No, no, I'm going to be a combat guy, so I chose 0-3-11, which is infantry. Oh, that's it. Yeah. Don't handle the grenades, for I know, don't be immature, dog.

Don't be immature. Okay, all right. It's either he gets back with her or he gets into the military. Please, get back with this man. We don't need this. Yeah. Yes.

Exactly. Hey, Tony, what's that letter going to sound like? It's like, dear Amber, I wrote you, but you still ain't calling. Just basically saying that, you know, like, hey, thank you for, you know, pushing me in this route. I did need to change. She didn't push you with that route. He did. He did.

I left my name, my address, and my home phone at the bottom. No, it's who was tank. It's found a reason for me. There you go. Greg will sing at your wedding. To chase her. Will she show up to the wedding? I don't know, but Greg was seeing it.

What's up, bro? I just basically say, thank you for, you know, pushing me towards this route. You know, not only because of you that I'm doing this, but I'm doing it for myself. And it would mean a lot if you were to come to my graduation and see the new man I am. So cute. So much. Tony, I'm which. Concrete is rolling his eyes.

What you need to show, you need to show her pictures of you busting that gat out there. Oh, that's so gross. This is what I got for you. Like, ramble, dog. Girls don't want to see all that. No, girls don't want to see all that. A question. Question.

When you were with her, like, towards the end, you had mentioned how you got a little bit up and wait. So it was, like, you had lost your job, don't have a car, and were you up and wait at that time? So kind of like, if it just wasn't, you weren't up in life. Nah, I was very much, very much, you know, I guess a deadbeat, I guess you would say. Damn. Yeah. Yeah. So you understand why she would be upset.

Yeah, 100%. He's about to come out all fit and tag. And now he wants to do that. He wants to change his life for her. Usually people break up and then they change their life for themselves. You know, on their thing. Yeah, happens. Happen to me.

But he wants to. All right. Let's go to Alex. Alex, go with Alex. What's up, guys? What's up? Is this Vick's favorite caller? Yes, it is.

Oh, hi, Alex. Hello, Alex. Hello. Alex, what would you tell our guy, Tony? Oh, he's a, he, uh, he's slow. He's what? They did not think this through. They're not thinking this through at all.

You got to understand that when you join the military, like it's not, it's, it's not just any other job. You're going to have to drop everything and relationships are put to the test. When I was in basic training or what other people call it boot camp, because I'm in the army. I've been in an army for seven years. Oh, you're in the heart? Wow. He's a soldier. Yeah.

Yeah. So when I was there, the people that were in my platoon would get the engagement rings and wedding rings back from their spouse. Oh. Oh. Like I'm telling you, it's not for the faint of heart. So, but also it's the thing is, like, you got to understand you can't put this on her because when you're actually in your unit and you go do like, he said he's infantry.

I'm a forward observer. I'm with the infantry. I call in artillery and air strikes when I was in Iraq and Syria. Oh, wow. It's not, it's not, it's not easy. And you're kind of, you're, like, not a lot of people are willing to put up with that being far away from each other. You know, so you got to really think it through, man.

What about if he already, what about if he already doesn't have a relationship? Yeah. So, like, what, to him is like, what can I lose, you know? To be honest, I mean, he's a single man, right? Yeah. So, um, he could, uh, he could actually. just like be single and be in the military and like travel and meet new people you know it's like

just like concrete said like it's not it don't as a permanent solution for everyone just find if it's a solution for you is a solution for you don't put that on her bro he's trying to change his life for the better you sound boring right now you're not convincing him hey are you in the military no you're not are you in the military oh it sounds like you have soft hands brother i do not believe that you're in the military at all he said hey bro How do we know you're in the military? I can send you pictures. Oh.

Oh, wow. Send it to Greg. Send them. I got footage, too. No way. You got footage? Are you giving water to the soldiers? Yeah.

All right. Hey, don't be talking to the men and women in our service like that. You guys are way out of pocket right now. They're specifically talking to Alex from Chicago like that. Thank you for your service. Thank you, Alex. Thank you, Alex. Thank you, Alex.

We appreciate you, bro. Thank you for your sir Yes, sir Stop Andrew and Whittier Y'all not about to get military men and women upset

Don't be doing that to the military Hey man I got their back You're doing major pain quotes No I'm not Yes you are You said that You said that

Andrew Andrew and Whittier Good morning, brown bag. What's up, Andrew? Thank you, bro. Thank you for calling. Our guy, Tony, hit us up because, you know, he's going through a breakup with this girl that he really loves. She has a kid.

He loves the kid, too. And she told him, you know what? You're being mature. So he's thinking, look, I'm going to go to the military right quick, baby girl. I'm going to get all mature for you. I'm going to get benefits. All of that. Please take me back.

She's told him, I don't want to be with you. But he feels like there might be a chance and wants to know from people, like, do you think there's even a one-person? A 1% chance is still a chance, he says. What would you tell, bro? I would tell him, just like Concrete said at the beginning, the military is a different thing. He's going to experience something that he's not even prepared for. And if he is doing this, he should be doing it to get himself together. Yep.

Because he can't depend on whether or not she's going to accept his change. He needs to settle himself. And it could be a fun time where he goes while and out because they never even talked about how he was so willing to just drink. Like, does he have a drinking problem? Because when you go to the military, you're going all kinds of places hanging around on all kinds of guys and you're going to drink. Yeah, you're drinking. You're going to have fun. If you're drinking, you're going to have fun. Wait, the military sounds like a party the way you're making it seems. It's a lot of camaraderie. Oh, so then that's cool.

The power hours. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're out there. You got a lot of downtime. Yeah, the first couple months, you might be stuck inside the military base. But once you actually graduate and are assigned, You got freedom. You got hours that your powers away from anybody close to you. This is a chance for you to start fresh, enjoy life, maybe even present yourself differently to see how it is, like, through your change and not be the same person that you were here

and say, okay, you know, like, I'm more outgoing or whatever. Use it as a fresh start to get yourself established. I can relate to this as much as you want to be in a relationship. If you can't take care of yourself first without being distracted by a relationship, relationship, how are you going to provide for somebody when you are in a relationship? It's a cart before the horse type. I mean, the horse before the cart before the horse. Get yourself together and do it for yourself. How can you relate, bro? Did you do something similar?

No, well, I was raised by my, my, my pops. He raised me. You know, I was a kid. I was one years old. He came in with my mom. And, you know, we thought everything was good. But then you find out the true story of the military. And it was, again, the same thing. They put the relationship first. and they didn't, you know, establish, hey, the house is already ready. And yeah, I've been through it. And I grew up in San Diego. Got it. You're a military kid.

And all that. Yeah. I know exactly how this story ends. And I've seen so many people just be like, man, like, it's tough on family. The other guy said it. Six months away, three months away, whatever it is, you know, that's all tough. I guess, you know what I'm wondering too far, Guy, Tony. Because I'm assuming he feels like she says I'm immature.

and like that the military can mature you. I'm assuming that's kind of the way that he's going about it. Like this is going to be. Or it will break you and you will quit. Right. But what would the other option be if you want to mature as a dude? Mature as a dude? Yeah.

Yeah. If he wants to mature as a guy who's 27, what is the option? Go to college, like enroll in college. College would do it? That doesn't matured you though. I feel like maturity comes with life experiences. Yeah. And this is a life experience to not be petty and not be child.

listening your next relationship. Walk away, bro. Going to the military is nothing. That ain't going to fix nothing. But it's going to better. He feels like it's going to better his life. It might better him, but he's doing it for the wrong reasons. Because they want to go to the military.

Because they want to fight for this country, because they want to put on the uniform. Because a lot of people I've seen put, like, because of the benefits are really good. Like I've seen that be like, hey, this can take care of myself, my family. So that's like a big determining factor. Yeah. I don't. Maybe there are people that are like, yeah. I just want to go and sacrifice or possibly sacrifice my body.

That's what it is. But also it's kind of like the benefits also is like, hey, we could be set. Yeah, so that's what happens in my family. My family is a big military on my dad's side. So my uncle was a cop, but he was the military. And then his son was in the military. So a lot of them go to the military because it's a family thing. My dad wanted me to go to the military because it's like, look at the benefits of being in the military.

You can get into the medical field. You can do this. You can do that. Pay for schooling and stuff like that. You don't have to worry about anything at all. So I'm assuming what he's thinking is like, okay, I go out to the military. I'm mature as a person.

Plus, I'm helped out beneficially with the benefits to help out and, like, secure our future. Because he said something about, like, then I come back and we're stable. Yeah. Right? For him, the worst case scenario is that she don't stay with him. Right? Yeah. Either way, if you go to the military, I guess you're helping yourself.

You are. For him, the worst case scenario is, God forbid, he goes to the military and then a war cracks off. No, literally for him, for him, the worst case scenario, she don't take him back. That's free thing. His personal worst case scenario. He's that. Yeah, I get what you just said. And I'm assuming that, like, I guess, how old I say, that maybe you don't get her back,

but maybe you do get that quote unquote life experience that helps mature you. So he's seeing it as a win-win. Like either I get her back because, and I have all these things or I don't get her back, but I do have these things and I'm more mature about it. But y'all are saying, like, don't do that. Well, that's hoping that that's his mentality because if he's there to get the girl back, if he goes to the military, right, if he goes to the military and he doesn't get the girl back,

it's going to be a failure to him. It's going to be like, this didn't work out the way I wanted it to be. And next thing you know, and now you're, God forbid, you're taking bulletin. I'm not supposed to be here. You can be in the military. I'm just here to be with my girl. Like, that ain't, you, that ain't going to work, dog.

All right. She didn't text you back. It's crazy. Yeah. Go play call of duty, brother, or do something else. I'm just, if that's, you know. Well, that would be more immature. Yeah, that's more immature.

Make a career out of it. I'm just wondering, like, where do you guys go to get mature if someone's telling you you're immature? The gym. Get all fit. Jail? No, I don't know about that. No.

The military does. Life experience. The military does help, though. The military does help. Some people do, like, go to the military to better their lives. Like, I've had some cholo cousins that go to the military because they're, like, I'm messing up and I keep messing up. And they have a family, and they're like, I need a better of myself.

So they joined the military. They end up moving out of California because it's cheaper. And, yeah, he's doing good. Like, he feels like more mature, more of a family man now than he likes it. That was my cousin, too. Paco Gilal, they call him the Gallo Negro. He was a boxer for me today. Is he being honest or not?

Are you for real or you're kidding? That sounds like a movie. It sounds like a movie. Blood and blood out. He's a cop. He's a cat. He's a cat. I'm like, wherever I heard of him.

My cousin Paco Gilal, Gallo, he went to the military. He came back. I got refined I'm a change man You're a change man He's a change man So he's already signed up preliminary

Yeah you can't He's gonna go to boot camp And you can't turn back It's illegal Oh you can't Oh my God He can go eh wall Yeah that's illegal

He can go eh wall Because so I don't know that the question is Go to the military You know Yeah yeah Yeah that's final His question

To all the dudes His question is has it worked out where the girl don't want you back and she still takes you back and it works out in your favor. So you're just doing this for the girl. We all agree, babe, bro. You shouldn't be making these decisions

off of emotion and all of that. I mean, granted, all of us as man, we do things to get the girl. That's true. So they why are you so upset? Everything we do. I'm just saying going to the military is a little extreme.

I agree. But he's already there. I might put on a night shirt. I'm not signing up for, you know, for. You'll change your ways You'll change your ways for a girl Yeah You get what I'm saying

You'll do things you never would have done before For a girl Like low key Like yeah like you have that one crash out over a girl And you're like oh yeah I'm a better myself I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do that I'm gonna get fit I'm gonna get my money up

I'm gonna get bread up So it's like yeah get it And then I guess my question would If the immaturity is the issue Where do you fools goal to mature? That's the problem in our country let thee Yeah There's only so many options

You know what it is? Be a man That's it He's trying. How do you be a man? We don't know. You gotta be a man. Que samar los Uevos.

What? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know. What does that mean?

I know. Get a job at Amazon or something. I don't know what to tell you, buddy. You got to start a different path. You're starting somewhere. Everybody has a different path. All right. Simple question.

Is there, has there anybody out there that you guys have broken up and you thought I'm never going to get back with this? Well, I do not like him. And then they're like him. like later happens. Let me join a gang. Later happens. So you would rather him join a gang.

At 27, let me get a. We don't need emotional cholos like that. We don't need emotional cholos like that. We don't need to be an emotional cholo. He's going to just go. The real gang of the U.S. military, like that's pretty gangster, dog. Yeah. He is going to go.

He gets a not to. It's only three months away. That's it. Dude, 90 days. No, it's the next month. I'll say no. Like he's only going to be gone three months. That's 90 days, dude.

He signed up for four years, I'm sure. Oh, yeah, you had to sign for. I don't know. I don't know. Military stuff. So you do training for three months and then whatever you sign up for is either reserves or... You looked into this, huh? No, my whole family.

I know, but you looked into it. I almost signed up. What? What? Why did you almost do it? Because you wanted to fight for America? Nah, Nikki was like, don't go. Please.

She was begging me full to stay. Nikki, please call us up and tell us that's true. That's a true story, darling. Okay, but why were you trying? I was right there at the Long Beach. At the Long Beach, at the town center. And I was like, put me on, coach, put me on. What do you want to do?

I was like, I want to ta-da-da-ta-da-ta-ta-da-tas. Why did you want to go to the military? Huh? At the time, because I had nothing else to do. I had just lost my best friend. And I was like, this is it. This is it. Like, you know, but it wasn't because I wanted to get a girl.

I was like, at that point, I just had nowhere else to do. And I was like, you know what? I'm just going to go to the military. That's how he feels. Yeah. You're the one saying you should only go if you want to fight for this country. I know. And that was the wrong thing for me.

Yes. Yeah, look at me now. If I go to the military, I'm not sitting here with you guys making people laugh every morning. That's true. Yeah, on Brownback mornings on Power 106, the best radio station in the world. The world, man. In the wall, quag. The reason I wanted to go, I was literally the same thing.

I was lost. I was like, I don't know what I want to do. I was about 19, 20. And then my dad came back into my life and was like, yo, like be in the military. Like, he literally, I didn't know because I tell everybody I want to be a DJ. Like, I want to be a DJ. I want to do, I was even in college. And look at you.

I was in college taking classes I'm making people angry I'm sorry I was taking photography of 1964 and just random classes not knowing what I wanted to do in my life

and my dad tried to convince me because you can get a nice Camaro and I was like I don't want a Camaro dad Is that a thing? Yeah it is a thing To get a Camaro? Yeah they just get it for cheaper

That's why Okay So Tony has to go out of your wall No you can't No I'm so lost now Me too I'm de Stamos NG I need GPS to get out of here

Finally, guys don't get matured anywhere. You know what, you know what, girls? Calm down, senora. No, I asked that question. No, I asked that question. We're asking, and you guys all have, like, different questions. Yeah, you said go to jail. You said join a gay.

I said go to jail. Yeah. My homie came back super mature after jail. County changes. Oh, my. See, even that scene. It's the truth. But you know what's like jail probably going to the military?

Because it's not program time. Program time. Discipline. Not even close. The girl version of this is being like in the medical field. That's the same thing. Oh yeah. She goes and she goes to like.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. She goes to like, like, like, Everest College and she's like,

I'm going to be a vocational nurse. Yeah. All right. You guys know women go to the military too. So the female version would be going to the military. Yeah. No, no,

not. No, not. That's a lie. It's like a medical assistant or something. Let's help. Fake news. Lettie, that is fake news.

And then they end up being lash text and stuff. Should I end it? I don't believe it. I don't believe it. That is fake news. Coming up in a few, just a few, we're going to get our election on. Oh, my gosh. We are going to get our election.

Yeah. That's what I said. What did you just say? Erection. Nice. No. I had it on all morning. Ew.

Hey. Next to you, concrete. Salute. Salute. Salute for brown bag election. Because today, if you didn't know, it was a special election over in wherever you're polling place is. November 4th, it's election day.

You're voting on Prop 50. But in here, we made props of our own. The guys did specifically. And they even have like a whole campaign. I see your campaigns and all of this, sponsored by all of that. It's pretty crazy. Stay tuned for that, okay? Stay tuned for that.

It's not yet. No, it's not yet. I'm excited. First, scrolling. The internet is an uproar. Yes. About Ariana Grande.

Yes. The love of my life. The love of your life. Ariana Grande. She looks like, Ariana Tine Ambre now. When you hear... When you hear Ariana,

when you hear Ariana Grande, what voice do you think in your head? What is that? That's what you think? That's what I think. That's what you think? Yeah, it's the wicked voice. Oh, you like her from Wicked, cute.

Well, that's the recent one. Uh-huh. That is the most recent one. I like the urban. I like urban Ariana. What's urban Ariana like? You know, she's like, hey, what's up, y'all? I know what you're talking about.

Yeah. She's first. You know what I'm talking about? Right. Like, she has. Yeah. Why did you sound like Towley from South Park? Yeah.

Yeah, you feel me? She's like a little pimp? Yeah. She has a little swag to her, you know? Well, she's always had a certain tone of voice, okay? And she's always, like, fluctuated. If you know her from her beginnings, I believe it was Nickelodeon, she's a Nickelodeon, she's a Nickelodeon girlie.

She had a very high-fitch voice and everybody thought it was not real. Killed it, yeah. But for her character. Yeah, she kind of sounds like this right now. I mean, that's the only thing I thought. That's how I felt. I was like, what has happened? Okay, so that's like what we mean.

No, Arana's voice to sound like, right? Yeah, that's like the swaggy, Ariana. Yeah. Well, in a recent interview, she sounds a little trippy. Mm-hmm. And I love it. Check this up. I feel so grateful.

I feel so excited. I feel so, like, excited. And, you know, this second half has been a huge secret to all of us for years. What happened? She's pronouncing every syllable and every. No, that's a whole. It's a tone. Yeah, it's a whole voice.

Nasal lead. Yeah, I was about to say she put her nose in it. A song, Rainbow. But that's all grateful. It's like wikitty. It's like, it's like, the. I feel like wickedy. I feel so grateful.

I feel so excited. I feel AI about it. No, it's her. I feel so grateful. I feel so excited. I feel so like excited. And, you know, this second half has been a huge secret to all of us for years. She's doing interviews.

She's super funny, actually. I love her, I love her skits on SNL that she did. Oh, yeah. And that reminds me of one of the voices she did. did on SNL. Well, I guess what's tripping people out is that you're using a voice versus your voice. Yeah. You get what I'm saying?

People are tripping that. It's an interview and you're using a voice. You're being a character versus who you are, what people are saying. You get what I'm saying? Yeah, and she's actually explained it before on why her voice has changed. It's funny because I, I obviously, I mean, I came home and I made an album and I felt the muscles in my throat singing differently. But I do think it informed my vocal.

health permanently and sort of changed the muscles in my throat permanently maybe. Yeah. I feel her. All the singing from the Wicked movie changed her voice. Change the muscles in her throat and stuff like that happened. I didn't know that could happen. Yes. So her vocal, like her, she got a buff throat.

Yeah. Yeah, apparently. Yeah, she got a small throat. Yeah. It's a throat go for show. Okay. I mean, you've seen the Wicked movie, right? Yeah.

So she does sing a lot of high note. She's a high all the time. me she's always been that girl she's always saying hi no she's always had like this like like this voice you know what i would say it's like how so sometimes we have baby talk to our men like hey yeah yeah yeah you love me you know even when we got maria the scientist am i your baby like we put on a voice yeah different to like engage in a certain feeling right and it's playful i think she has a playful voice but she's just prancing around with everybody not not like that But like using that voice with everybody.

It's just the muscles from the wicked movie. That's what it is. Well, it might be like a singer thing. Yeah. Here's what I thought. Like singers have so many different ranges of notes they can hit. Maybe they can change their voices because of that. Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.

And a famous person that's known to do that, Michael Jackson. What do you mean known to do that? Yes. Everybody knows that Michael Jackson has a really high-pitched voice too, right? Yeah. Last month, I've gone from where is he to here he is again. But I must confess, it feels good to be thought of as a person, not as a personality. Yeah, he always had that, like, airy, like voice.

Stop spoken. That's not his original voice. That's not his real voice? That's not his real voice. Listen to this one right here. To the World Music Awards and all my fans around the world, ladies and gentlemen, I am greatly humble by this award. Nah, he must have been sick or something. That is not, Michael's your name.

That's an original voice. A lot of people in. interviews say that he had a deep voice. Yeah, he talked like Barry White. That is his original voice. How? He was a, yeah, brother. So then this was performing.

Last month, I've gone from that. Yeah. It's lies. Why lies? It's lies. They tell lies. Why would he do that? Because he wants to, because he wants to have the appeal of just being

soft-spoken, dude, and likable and reachable. Commercial. I like deep voices. Because D-Boice is like, Ombre. Yeah, I feel you about that. Oh, I'm doing too.

People say that about Selena Gomez, too. Because she, kind of, I guess, from what we know her to sound like. I was kind of nervous, and the wings are a big, you know, deal, so I'm trying not to hit any of them. To what she sounds like more recently. It makes me emotional.

I'm sorry that you're dealing with that. To answer your question, yes, that's why I take social. social media breaks. But I guess with her, it's because of her Lupine. Yeah, she said it

because people do criticize her for that. And she said it's because of Lupes, my voice changed because of it. Yeah, so she's not doing it because of the singing.

She's doing it. Yeah, Ariana does it a lot. But all of them sing. I'm just saying, maybe that's where they can find they're different. They all sing. Oh, yeah, yeah.

But you know who also does it? Paris Hilton. That's hot. She really don't talk like how we think she talks like? No, she talks really smart. Okay, that's different. That's different.

That's different. No, and like professional No, and like a voice. Yeah, but more deeper. Yeah, more deeper. Like, she doesn't sound like, oh my God. She doesn't sound like that. Oh, like a valley girl you mean.

Yeah. Got it. She sounds the same. No. Have you heard her interviews lately? Is it code switching or is it? For sure. Yeah.

Oh, for sure. That's the tone switch? Absolutely. I think with Paris, she was trying to like perpetuate that dumb blonde thing for marketing at the time. But she's probably smart, you know? Like, obviously to do all that. Okay.

But I'm not going to lie. I listen to our podcast after. on Spotify. And I'm just like, I wish my voice was deeper the whole time and talk. So I try to switch my voice but it just stays high.

Yeah, no. Some people got it. Some people don't work like that. I'll be talking to a girl and my voice is like this and I'm like, mid conversation, I'm like, so yeah, you know.

Ain't no switching that player. I like try so hard every single time. I didn't know this was a struggle for you. It is. I have such a high-pitched voice and I hate it. Oh, let's stop it. But if you hear me on the microphone when I DJ,

you can hear me trying so hard. You know, what up? Like, try. Yeah, you know, your deep voice. Use your diaphragm, dog. Like, project from here, dog. You know me. How do you get it in such a deep voice, bro?

I don't know. What do you mean? You know, it's just me, you know. Oh, God. I love Boney's right. How did they go? I love Moni, so I. Oh, God.

I got it. I love money. It probably sounds really good going through the speakers right now. He's not like the dude from surfs up. That's right. That's right.

Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Now it is time. Yes. Roundback mornings. Election. Roundback morning special election

or as concrete would say. Special erection. No, you wouldn't say, you're supposed to say in Spanish. Oh, Elections special. There we go. The brown bag.

So here's what we're going to do. The guys have their own props. Yes. What are we naming your prop? Greg. Do we have a pen? Prop loyalty. You know there's supposed to be numbers, right?

It's like Prop 50 is on the battle right now for. It's up. I was told to make a prop 29. Okay, Prop 29? Pop 29, yes. Oh, it's because you're 29 years old? Yes. Okay.

And I realize. So I listen up, listeners, because you're going to vote for Prop 29, okay? You're going to call us up and you're going to vote on Prop 29, all right? Can you please tell us about Prop 29? Yes. Let me give you a bed. Hold on, go ahead. The ladies and gentlemen of Los Angeles.

This is Prop 29, and we want you to vote yes, that a girl in a relationship should not have any guy friends under any circumstances. Girls who are in a relationship could only have platonic relationships when they are at work and have to be around other men. This prop does not go towards men. They are free to do as they want and have any. What? I have any types of fun. So you can tell them to vote yes or no. You can just tell them about the prop.

Okay. Oh, okay. Okay. So this prop is for girls no longer to have friends that are guys. Yes. All right. 818 5205.9. Vote on Prop 29. And men are allowed to do as a while.

I heard that part. I get it. I get it. Welcome to the world, Greg. Welcome to the world. These rules do not apply to you, fools. Okay. That's Prop 29.

Greg, what do you want to call it? Prop loyalty? Prop loyalty. sponsored by Conde corporations. Okay. All right. Are you ready for your prop over there, concrete? Yeah, so we can't tell them what to vote for.

No, you got to tell them what. And they vote yes or no. That's influencing an election. All right, here we go. We're not going to do that. All right, go ahead. This is Prop Chalit, winter 2025. Vote for Fodonga fashion.

I have a sueno. Women are to retire all uggware. If your ugs look like Two flat tires, you must retire. If your ugs look like they got hit with a blanche, there's no more chancea. If your workout gear has not seen a gym in years, it must be retired. If your eyelashes look like two smashed spiders on your eyes, you must retire. If you wear your boyfriend's gray sweatpants...

You know, usually props is just like one thing, dog. But it's... No, but we're just naming everything that's... That's not how... That's full-longa fashion, dog. I could have gotten. Polonga fashion. It's not my fault, dog.

Because it's a lot, like, what if you agree on the ugs being gone but not on the eyelashes? Yeah, yeah. So it's like, you need to stick to one. It's all for don't. No, go rewrite your prop. What do you mean? Vote. Yes.

What do you mean? This is paid for and this is paid ad by Save a Hanna Foundation, dog. Save a hyena foundation. Pick one that you think. Ogs. Ogs. Okay. All right.

Oh, okay. No, okay. No, okay. Victor, are you ready for your prop? Yes. These props are low-key, just about girls? Just, that's, that's. But it sounds like

Yours is girls can't have guy friends, Greg? Yeah. And, con, yours is girls can dress Falonga. No, no Follonga. No Follonga. But guys, however, can't. Because this one wears hugs. I do wear hugs.

I'm kind of offended. Oh, wow. Well, I guess it applies to you too, but I don't. Okay, okay. And then Victor, you got one for us, brother? Yes, I have Proposition 213. Okay. Oh.

Influencer Interference, aka don't film me, bro. Hold on, dog. All right. This would make it illegal for influencers to film stupid content in public. Well, wait a minute. Supporters say it'll finally free L.A. from cringy sidewalk interviews, food-related skits, and fake pranks at Target. All right? Also, it would make it illegal for DJs to record mixes in their bedroom.

No. Just like an adi-y-like, horrendous? Proposition 213, influencer interference is paid for by a growing coalition called Citizens against clout chasing made up of fed up locals, retail workers, and people who've accidentally walked into TikTok videos while just trying to buy a burrito. They say this measure will restore peace to public spaces and make people move back to their hometowns, thus lessening rent prices and traffic. Wow, who would oppose that?

People saying that it's a creative expression, it's an attack on that. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. It's got freedom of speech, buddy, Second Amendment, or First Amendment, or the Third, I don't know which one, but turn it when it falls into, dog. Wasn't that party just at Complexcon doing sidewalk interviews over there? It's not a sidewalk. Oh, that party?

It's a convention. It wasn't big just that complex class. Yeah, people walking behind your video? Wow. There was no sidewalks in the vicinity. Wow. I was not inside a target. All right, all right.

This is slandering. Do not slander the opponents. It's time to vote. It's time to vote. I saw you. In the Brownback election, okay, 818, 520-1059. You are voting on three props. We're going to get it to the stops.

We're going to let the commercials play. When we come back at 9 o'clock, we will give you the official tally of which of these props are passing. The first prop, Prop 29, loyalty is that women in a relationship cannot have any guy friends, okay? Under any circumstances. Under any circumstances, except if you work together because otherwise, y'all are all booted off of their show. Yes, that's a good. Do you guys think about that?

No, no tooth. No, no tooth. Just boots. You can only have platonic relationships when they are at work. I have to be around the men. Oh, gosh. But meanwhile, guys can have the group friends that are girls. Yes, because it's not the same.

But how does that work if the girls can't have the guy friends? I was thinking that. Yeah. Okay, just vote. Just vote. Just vote yes or no on Prop 29. And then there's prop chale. Yeah.

No Fodonga fashion. Okay. For every. Everybody. Everybody. Wake up, put your jeans on. Man, women, in betweeners. Everyone needs to wear jeans, no sweats because that's Follongo.

Yeah. Yeah. No socks or sandals? Socks and sandals? No, put some work boots on baby. Shee. Oh, man. And she has a great sweatpants.

Oh, my God. She's killing it right now. Not with the slides. She's dressed for the weather. You leave her alone. Okay. You leave her alone. You're not dressed for the weather.

Your prop hasn't passed yet. All right? Your prop hasn't passed yet. Prop chale, okay? Yes or no? Fodongonga fashion, what bro. If this passes, if my prop passes tomorrow, I want everybody here in a dress and a tie. Okay, that's including you.

Gross. Oh, well, I can't wait for Vig's prop to pass. Prop 2 and 3, interferon, interfluent. Influencer. Influencer. There you go. There you go. Special referee.

Influencer interference. That's where influencers are not to be allowed to do their stupid content, like Vick said. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. He didn't say stupid. You say stupid? I said stupid. Yes.

Yeah. Okay. See? All right. That really said that. What is? It's smart. I'm just going to invest 50,000 against this prop.

You know what? I'll put 50,000 on top of that 50,000. Yeah. Jen is our social media woman. Correspondent. At Power 106 in Brown Bag morning. She's also an in-game host for Dodgers. Wow.

Wow. So cool. You're so cool. Say hi, Jen. Hello. What up, Jim? But, like, talk like, how you do at the Dodgers. You're like, hey, everybody.

I'm so loud. Okay, be loud, wrong. You're like so quiet right now. Yeah, I know. I'm always quiet. Like, it's like, hey, Dodger, go, go. What do you say? I just say, okay, if there's a game,

I'll just like, all right. Yeah, yeah, do it. Do it, do it. I'm not looking at you guys. Do the thing, do the thing. I literally, okay, so cap shuffle, you know that game where they get the ball under the cap. So, okay.

How does it start? I'll have to be like, all right, Dodger fans here at Center Field Plaza, here with Letty, and we're going to play cap. shuffle. Oh my gosh, Jen, I love so much. So what you have to do is there's going to be four caps and one of them

has a baseball underneath it. We're going to see how sharp your vision is. Alright, you ready? I'm ready. This is when I go to the restroom. No, that's when I try to guess the cap and I never get it right. Never get it right. All right, thank you so much. Jen. We're going to recap the Dodgers championship

ceremony with our girl, Jen. Plus, we have some highlights to talk about. But first, it's time to talk about this election. All right. Go out and vote today, my friends. Prop 50's on the ballot. It's only one prop.

It's yes or no, okay? Prop 50. Prop 50. Right here, though, we got hell of props, okay? We got props to suits in here. We got three props that before the break we gave you a chance to vote on. If you didn't vote, can't complain. Just like in real life, okay?

Two of the props passed, one did not. I'm going to run through the props real quick. First up, we had Greg. Prop loyalty. 29. Prop 29. Prop 29. Yes.

A girl in a relationship should not have any guy friends under any circumstances. Right. Girls who are in relationships can only have platonic relationships when they are at work and have to be around other men. Men, on the other hand, do not have to pay attention to this prop. This is only for women. Oh. Okay. And then you got, then you got prop Chale from concrete.

No for don't. or Fodongo fashion. His sueno is that women retire their ugg wear. Mm-hmm. He says if your ugg looks like two flat tires, you must retire. Right? So this is a go for guys too

because I know some fools that wear ugs, dog. Yeah, Greg. His name is Greg. If you wear ux, you're a girl too. Hey, hey. Do no where's ugg? Same thing. I don't know that he's got to.

Oh, he's got to look like crazy like, worn, like burnt out erasers, huh? Just, so, no. And then we got prop influencer interference. Yes. Yes. From Rose Cranzvig.

The Citizens Against Clout Chasing, also known as CACC. Cater. CACC. What? Cic, citizens against Cout chasing. Yes. Pack.

Yes, the coalition. This would make it illegal for influencers to film stupid content in public. That's right. I like that one. Oh, yeah. I like that one. Two of these props passed. Wow.

And you voted by calling in to 81852059. So two of these prop passed because of the voters out there. The voters have spoken. One did not pass. Do you guys want to guess which prop did not pass? I feel like Greg's Prop 29. Yeah, Prop 29. The one that girls shouldn't have guy friends?

Yeah. Why? Because it's morally wrong? No, not because of that. I just feel like there's not enough votes that are going to be casted in that way. Oh, it's a bunch of the, my vote doesn't matter, fools that won't go out to vote. That's the problem. It's a problem in this country.

What about you, Ken? Which prop do you think? didn't pass? I want to say it's Vix. Vix prop, I don't know. The influencer one? Why? I don't know.

Everyone hates stupid content. They don't. They love it. They love it. Says you. Yeah. An influencer. All right.

Greg, which one do you think didn't pass? This one right here by a con, prop, whatever that is, Chalais. Yeah, because. Who wants Fodongas around? He just doesn't know fashion from a person. Oh, wow. Wow. He wants to do another prop.

Learn your friends. I never thought. Let's have a debate right now on the ring. I never thought. As a man that wears Ugs, there was no problem with that at all. What? You wear Ugs? Tom Brady wears Ugs.

You're not Tom Brady, Jack. It's not time to fight. It's time to go to the polls, and we did. All right, do you guys want to tell you the ones that passed? Let's go with the ones that passed. The first prop to pass in our Brownback Special Election is Prop Chale. No.

Longa fashion. Nobody wants that. No for longa fashion. Thank you for dressing up, Jen. Appreciate you. What about us? Me and Angie, wake about four in the morning.

We got our hair. She's our guest. I'm making it feel welcome. Stop judging me. I just like that, Angie. I'm very coldly. Yeah. You can't wear your ugs anymore.

That's messed up. That is messed up. All right. So now it's between influencer interference and loyalty. Wow. Influencer interference will make it so that people stop making stupid content on the public streets of Los Angeles You don't have to say stupid.

It literally says film stupid content in public. Oh, stupid. It's beautiful content. What are the world to see? Okay. And then there is a loyalty, prop loyalty. Girls in a relationship should not have any guy friends under any circumstances except the circumstance that they have to because of work. Yes.

Very valid. And the prop that did not prop. Loyalty Girls You are allowed In this nation of brown bag To have guy friends Okay

We are your guy friends So like You're allowed to have guy friends Yeah Single Single guy friends I think is worse Yeah

Wait that's not what I meant That's not what I'm Yes And that means another Victory for the Influencer interference Where no stupid content It's to be done

In public space No stuff Stop saying stupid No stupid skits No stupid No stupid costumes Oh no Oh

Oh It passed Wow I was gonna bite you guys lunch Except yours Nah Nah never mind Because we would have to do a video

I'm It's time for Dodger baseball All right It happened yesterday A lot of you are on your way to work Right now being like

Oh my God I was so sick yesterday. Sorry, boss. It's crazy. It's kind of like Con was not here yesterday because maybe he was at the parade. I wasn't at the parade. Oh, yeah, right. I saw a bunch of yous out there.

What did you say about the parade? A bunch of billionaires out there? A bunch of millionaires out there, billionaires, taking days off. A lot of sick days, vacation days. Yeah, all kinds of rich people out there. All led up to the celebration taking place at Dodger Stadium where our baby girl, Jen. Jen, you were at Dodger Stadium? Yes.

as an in-game host for the Dodgers. And so this is your second year? Technically, my third. Wow. So I started June 2023, but I came like halfway in that season. Into the season. Two and a half. That's awesome.

They have Jen, I'm like, Jen, you're making a killing right now. Jen is a Filipino. I'm like, they have you on all the Asian nights now. Plus your last name's De Leon. They can have you on the all of the heritage. The Hispanic ones too. Yeah. Just killing it over here.

In-game host, and you were there for the celebration. You were you there to last year's? Yeah. Do you see the difference at all? Huge difference. Talk to us. This year was so much better. Not that last year was still fun, but this year the energy was so crazy.

Really? So everyone was there early. The gates opened at 8.30 and our programming, it started at 9 just because it was so early, but it was filled. And I've never heard the stadium so loud. And I mean, I've been to a lot of games. Yes. Very, very loud. It was crazy.

That's amazing. Are the, you got to hold the trophies. Wow. Are they heavy? Very. And you're little, she's a little. Yeah. It was funny because they, the people who were left in the room didn't think I'd be able to.

They're very heavy. I couldn't even last year when I held the first one, it was a struggle. Last year when I held the first one. Yeah. Have you ever held the trophy? How does it feel to live my dream, Jen? Great. Great.

All right, there was so many things, I want you here for it. There were so many things that happened at the celebration. You know, I did want to talk about first and foremost, Kike Hernandez, right? He low-key and throughout the whole series and it being Canada versus Los Angeles, Drake was up in arms all the time, posting Otani, doing videos, pushing the red button on game seven and all of this, right? And Kendrick, quiet as kept, you know what? I don't even got to say anything to you and I'm going to still beat you. L.A. still beat Toronto.

But Kika took it upon himself during his own speech to reference a. couple things. He's going to reference a Drake song. This is what Drake says, and his song rings with Future. I got a really big team. I got, they need some really big rings. They need some really nice things. And here is Gike. What on Dodger Nation? It's October's 30. You know, playing the most games in October for this franchise, for this really big team that has a lot of really big rings. Everybody's been asking questions about a dynasty.

How about three and six years? How about... You catch the reference? Oh, yeah. You catch the reference? Immediately. Yeah, the October's very own and all of that.

He also ended out his speech saying, like, I'm absolutely sorry to nobody, right? You're mad, Greg. Yeah, yeah, I'm so annoying. You're mad because it reminds you of Connor McGregor. I just want to say from the bottom of me heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologize. To absolutely nobody.

The double chance does what the f***er. Oh, gosh. And that's something that Kika said in his speech, too. Yes, the most cringe thing ever. What? What part? Say your own things. Why are you copying Connor McGregor?

Say your own things. Bro is acting like he carried the World Series on his back, first of all. Well, he did. Do you see when he fell and then everything was on him? Yeah. God, October's very open. He sacrificed his body, Greg. That's crazy.

Is Kike Kulgen? Have you met the players? Not all of them. I haven't met Kika yet. Which ones have you met? True, true. Well, Miggie. Oh, tight.

Yeah. We took a. picture with all the host yesterday with him. Glass now. I've interviewed Hayesong. Glass now, Santa Carita boy right there. Oh, he's from there? Hi.

All right, let's talk to about Rojas, too. Miguel Rojas, Venezuelan, Extraordinaire, unsung hero, from this World Series. And what's cool or what's funny is that it was Roki's birthday. It was Roki's birthday. And Miguel Rojas kind of got in a fight with the DJ. You have to hear it. Listen. DJ!

Can you give me that song? No, that song. Guys, the worst, when you're setting something up and you're like, no, what are you doing? How the organs start playing? I don't know. Shout out to Dieter. So, he's our organist and he just, he's so quick. When they have the 18 inning game, he was playing every possible thing just to, he's quick.

On the fly, too. Yes. So he's able to, like, he gets it. Like, he understands where everything's going. Okay. And big up. So I think one of the guys that stole the show, clearly, Shoheyotani's there. clearly everybody's giving love to Kershaw,

who did a beautiful retirement speech and all of that. But I think when Yoshi came out, it set the whole venue on fire. Brena Tardes. Oh, sir. I want to run through a wall for this guy. For Yoshi? That's dope.

That's dope. That's dope. I didn't know who was speaking because I was just listening before I was watching. And I was like, wait, who is that? And then I looked and it was Yamamoto, and I was like, bro, he speaks Spanish better than English.

I know. That was a really good. Buenos Aires. Brea Tardes. That sounded really good Better than my His accent is more Latin than anything I feel like

Yeah, it's totally good And then he said the thing He said the quote Losing isn't an option Oh, I want to run through the wall You should do it I'll run to wall right now I'll do it right now

Jen At least on TV And like how Vic heard it It was very very loud Was it that same way In the same year? Louder than what you would think Wow

Thank you That was amazing. Play it one more time. Good afternoon. You know what? Losing isn't an option. Yeah. I love that guy.

Big is turned up. I love Yamamoto. You guys don't understand my love for Yamamoto. There's a whole song. Oh, there is? Yeah, you guys have heard that. You know of Yamamoto song? No.

I'm going to make my own. It's going to be better. That's crazy. Really? Yeah. It's like. What's wrong with that? So I can make a different genre.

Is he Japanese? It's from when he's from. So I can make a different genre. It's someone from his country. J-pop. J-pop. Keep it here.