Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 594 "I Wouldn't Trust You With My Mom's Minivan" 🚗| Brown Bag Mornings (11/05/25)

Episode Date: November 5, 2025

Tune in to the Homie Helpline where Aaron is agonizing over whether to block his "hater homie" Jason—who went sour after losing his girl and whip—or try to save their 16-year friendship, even though Jason publicly clowned his skills. The hosts also break down the confusing Electoral College using analogies involving the World Series, buying bottle service sections at the club, and throwing a chaotic pizza party. [Edited by @iamdyre 👨 🔧]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown back, the better. Come on. It's paramed whenever six. Ellis, Elis number one for hip-hop. Buenos days. Good morning to you. Good morning. Good morning.

And too, my friend. I've been stressed out over in a stranger's problem. A stranger? A stranger's problem, bro. And I just got off the phone with him. Jose, our video guy, you heard me talking to him, right? Just say yes or not. Yeah, I thought it was your dad.

No, it was not my dad. Wait, what happened? Okay, so the other day I went to my phone store because I wanted to see if I could get an upgrade on my phone. While I'm there, a man comes in. Actually, two dudes come in and they're Spanish speakers only. They're older, seigneur, Spanish speakers. And these young guys at this phone store, they did not know Spanish. And they were, like, one was trying to use the iPad to translate.

Yeah. And, like, he couldn't tell him how to get his ID out. So I ended up translating for the first dude. And he's like, yeah, I just want to cancel my line essentially. And they're like, well, we just sell phones here. And I was like, oh, you have to call the number to cancel. I'm like, it's weird because there's literally a store you think they could do it. But they literally only sell at the phone stores.

It's just selling. It's not, well, it's not fixing. Like the fixing is like IT or a call or I guess, right? And so then the next guy comes and he's trying to talk to them in like broken English. and I felt really bad. He was trying his best. And I could tell that he had taken a long time to get there because he had like a shopper's bag.

You know when we tell, like they trekked it. Yeah, he trekked it here. And he like makes a mention of he was, he came from the Echo that he went to the Echo Park one and they told him to come here. And like he was getting the run around. And I'm not in Echo. I'm pretty far from Echo Park.

So it was like, dang, this guys really had a day. Mm-hmm. And they were like, well, we're not that store. It was a totally different phone company. And he's like, well, can you tell me where the store is? And they're like, no, we don't know. We don't live around here. And I'm like, oh, my God.

And so I'm like, hey, bro, like, come outside. Like, I'll help you. Like, I don't know too much, but I'll help you. We could search on my phone. Long story short, with this older man, his name is Francisco. Hello, Francisco. He has a screen passcode on his phone and he don't know it. Because he never used it.

Somehow it turned on. And so his phone's locked. Oh. And so, and I was like, dang, I don't even know if the phone companies can help you. I think that's the actual maker of the phone. Like if you have LG or if you have Apple. I don't know that that's like the provider of the self-service. So I'm just trying to help him.

And he's like, I've been locked out. I went to the one in Echo Park. And they told me, like some girl told me like, hey, I'm going to give you an appointment. Come back on Saturday. And he goes back on Saturday. and then they tell him that that girl was a seasonal worker that she don't work. And then the people there can't help him.

So then he's like trying to figure it out. Meanwhile, his phone is locked. Like I looked at his phone and it's locked. I don't know that. Is it his phone? Yeah, it's his phone, bro. Like, I trust that it's his phone. You could tell, like, this was not going to make the trek for, like,

that crazy for a phone that's not yours. Yeah. So, and then I'm like, well, let's call the number. So, like, you can call the number to try to figure out or whatever and get the details. Again, he's trying to go make it work. Like, he's trying to show. He's like, I had to show. my idea how to show my paperwork, all of that.

I don't know. I believe in the goodness of humanity, Greg. I'm not all just like, bro, this dude, this scammer. He's taking this long. Yeah, he is. Often when they're like that, they know where to go. They know where to go to get a jail locked, to get it to make that happen. But I'm like, look, I'll give you my phone number, because I can't

get his phone number because his phone is locked. It's a whole thing. Okay. And so I wrote my phone number down, and he called me last night, and he's trying to see that. No, I'm seeing me. No, I know that. That's really nice of you.

I'm really trying to help him out. I call him back today. And I'm just really stressed out for him. Because I want to get his phone unlocked. And I don't know that there's, like, we can really do it unless he shows all of this documentation and all of this stuff. You should tell him to call you back when you clock in for that job at the phone company. Because it seems like you were working there for a second. You're already helping two people.

I'm trying to help someone, Greg. She's been a good deed. Look, look, look, look. This is, oh, let me see. No, Del. He's such a sweet man. Oh, I can hear it, yeah. I'm not going to let him say that like that.

But I do, like, my whole energy, my nervous system is like, dang, how can I help off Francisco, though? So I don't know. If you're listening right now and you happen to work at a phone company, I don't want to put them on blast, but it's a phone company that usually is more, like, I don't know, you guys take, like, prepaid phones a lot. Okay. You know? You know, like, if you work at those. companies you can help me get into a phone this guy has all this documentation it sucks that like like he

speaks like really like he doesn't really broken english really like strong Spanish and i just feel like uh he's been turned away a lot even when the guys were like oh that's not this one and we can't help you i'm like don't you see this was literally like you could tell this was sweating he has his shoppers back like where he has all his food and the things for the day and i'm like now you can't just help him he's going through it the problem is that customer service is like at an all time low right now and the fact that like you who are a stranger to him care more about fixing his problem than the people that paid to do that is like upsetting you know in a way because it's like yeah I've seen it many

times oh that's not my department I don't know how to do that but it's like bro like one you should want to help people like just if you can you're also standing there to help people you know what I'm saying and you can earn business maybe not directly but somehow it'll come back I've been in sales you know it's like oh okay like you help a person you're nice oh you know what my son needs a car i'll be back my son needs a phone you know what i'm saying like oh like my cousin i'm gonna tell them about you they tell five people a great story about about that and they keep coming to exactly but i guess what i found too and like not for nothing not to excuse it but these are kids like at a phone store

and they're just like they're just happy they work at a phone store yeah but that's why i'm like yeah i got to help this full francisco and now i really feel like if i don't help him i've failed Like if I don't get this full inside his phone. And he's like, maybe it's a code that I put in when I bought it. Yeah, a long time ago. But now I don't know it. And I was like,

He hasn't gave up and reset the phone? That's what the girl did. So I guess he went to one and the girl's like, hey, we're going to have to reset your whole phone and you'll lose everything just so you know. And he's like, fine, do whatever you need to, whatever. But I guess she told him come back on a date. He came back on a date and she was not there because she's seasonal. And so he's tripped.

So I found the girl's name. I found the store because he, again, he was far from Echo Park. Yeah. I found the store name. I called it or whatever. But also, like, I don't know how to contact this fool because I don't have his number. Oh, you're so right. So now you have to wait until he calls me back.

Leticia. My guy, Francisco. Now you have to update us. I just went, okay, yeah, sorry. Sorry, Greg. When Greg's like, no, he's a scammering. Don't help people. This is a fool that works at those places.

Oh, yeah. Sorry, bro. Yeah. Can't do it. No, speak it. No speaking. Are you here? Like, what is the wrong store?

For help. Yeah, because I see, like, my parents like that because they are the type that always forget their passwords. And you'll ask them, they're like, I don't know. Is it my birth year? Try it. Exactly. Then it gets locked. Exactly.

I get it. Oh, man. Wish all good advice to Francisco. And not hear that. That makes money move. That makes money move. It's time. And there's a new scam that low-key employees.

have caught onto, okay? According to reports, employees are messing around on their taxes, creating fake receipts in order to write it off come tax time. So either it's like fake mileage or fake receipts of going out to eat and stuff like that. They've caught on and they've used it for their benefit. Those monsters, why would anybody do that? Who would ever do that? Well, you could turn in receipts?

Shut up. Yeah, for reimbursement. Yeah, it helps you with your write-offs. And you're in our line of work? Or you can definitely write things up. You know, it's taxes. Well, my thing is, like, they made it super easy for all the rich people to scam the system. Yeah.

Yeah. It's time for us, poor people. You guys play taxes? Wait, you guys want to scam? No, no, no, no, no. Not me. No, who would ever do that, right? I fly under the radar.

I don't know what you guys are admitting to or not in any school. Nothing, nothing. Everything's on the up and up over here. Yeah, yeah, very legit. You don't use receipts. You don't do your taxes. pay taxes to my gang to the boys up

state how does that help just know they're on to you okay the boys at Corcoran get a nice check as exchange what do you get what's your I get to live another day

I get to come here with you guys in the morning and talk I appreciate that I appreciate that always pay your taxes kids pastoila I'm just kidding. I don't know. Yeah, no, that's a new thing.

I guess it didn't even catch on to me to do the stab before they caught it. Yeah. That's crazy because I've, as somebody that gets haircuts three times a week and puts it on my taxes, I'm outraged. For what? I'm outraged. Three times a week? I'm outraged. And all my receipts will reflect that I get a haircut.

That's why you look fresh. Yeah, because he is a content creator and it's a write-off because he's on camera. Yeah. So he has to. And I don't just triple it just for tax purposes. Big. Shut up. I'm saying what I'm not doing.

What's the T-Pain song that I was like, I could put you in a long cabin. Somewhere in Aspen. Can't believe it. Okay, let me look for it. Oh, I can't believe it. This I feel already not wearing a headband. I was about to say, Sister Letitia. Aw.

That's not what I was going for. Greg. Now I see it. Yeah. Now I see it that I look like a nun. Wow. See, that's like I can never do it. fashion.

No, it looks good though. No, F you, bro. F you, bro. You're wearing a cut off shirt that you literally made a crop top. Because I'm fit. No, you're not, though. You're not, well.

How many packs do you have? How many packs do you have? One big one. One big one. Bro, you got to take a shower outside of your crib right now. Sister, please help me. Your hair is ashy. It is that.

I've never seen ashy hair before. This morning, my hair was super Ashy and it was bothering me so much. Yeah, bro. You on use my head, man? Please. Okay, I thought I was like going to look like a snow bunny. But see, that's what happens when you tried it to fashion.

It just doesn't work sometimes. No, it works. No, I don't work. It's not. I'm going to take it up. I'm going to take it up, bro. All I need is to be made fun at one time, but that's good. At least it's from you, bro.

I mean, from you and I didn't post it. The congregation would love it. You look like sunshine. No, you don't. You look like a, I don't beat a banana. That's what you look like. Oh, I look. like a bruised banana.

Angie, you look perfect. My hair is puffy. It's the other thing. Bufasa right now. It's okay. I will never make funny of you. You could. Sorry, I'm like a little raccoon

when I get backed into a corner. I just started. Is that a posse? You didn't deserve that either, you didn't deserve that. I'm glad it, whatever. It's cute. It's cute.

It's cute. No, no. Can you still put the song? Oh, no, I can't find it. Oh. You meant to get off. But he does have Ave Maria. I'm kidding.

I put a white headband on, ladies and gentlemen. You know, just some fashion trends aren't for you, and I'm looking trying to find which one is for me for the fall because yesterday I was told I couldn't wear ugs. Oh, according to. No, I can't wear the headband, all the cute girlies are wearing. It just doesn't work. Go back to the hairspray, the milamores.

It was good. I didn't even do the hairspray. Angie did the hairspray. Oh, okay. It smelled like hairspray. I don't know, somebody did it. All right, good morning, guys. Prop 50 past.

Morning. Yeah. I want to big up all the college students because I kept seeing on the news like, wow, college kids are really coming out. Like, they're angry. And I think that's important because I guess more and more we saw like that the younger kids and like us and our gen. Like when we're younger, I think we were the least motivated to go vote. Yeah. And I do like how the college kids are so motivated to go vote.

You know, and I think now in this generation, the college class, I'm assuming that's Gen Z. Yeah. Yeah. The college class right now, they're taking it upon themselves like, if that, we're going to change it. That's good. You know? They're probably having, like, voting parties and stuff. They are.

Oh, believe me. There was a bunch of, like, there was so many shenanigans going on. Yeah. But I, again, I, I, you see the change of the times. Loki, sorry, Gen Z, us millennials were part of the crew that was like, our vote don't matter. And yeah, it was just like, why am I going to? go vote it's not going to none of this that i think that might be like an us thing you know what ruined

it i'll say for me i was like eight years old when um who was the guy uh owl something oh yeah i was going to say al green but it's not out green no it's no no no no it was uh al gore so al gore went up against uh george w bush and they said that al gore won the popular vote and then he lost the election let me google that way and i was so confused even at eight years old, I'm like, wait, so he got more votes, but he's still lost. And then they're like, yeah, because have you ever heard of the electoral college, you a stupid eight-year-old? And I was like, I don't get it. And that made me feel like, so does this even matter if they're just going to choose who they want?

And obviously, that's not true. No, it's not true. But when I was eight years old, that's what I saw, you know what I'm saying? It's like, you know how like where, I wouldn't even know. Let me school house, rocket. Let's do it. But yeah, winning the popular vote is really good in it. But the electoral colleges, everyone has representatives for, like, every part of the state or every state has different electoral votes.

So California is a huge state. But, and we only, I believe we have 11, right? I'm not too sure. I don't know, bro. Yeah. But I just saying, it was, I'm sure if it confused me, it confused other people and maybe made it think. Yeah. And then we skipped government.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Exactly. Maybe that was like first period and you miss it. I started listening to Rage Against the Machine and I was like, yeah, the government, like this and that. Yeah. So I was like, whatever. So just stuff like that can impact, you know, in the long term.

But obviously, like, every vote matters and everybody should get out and vote. I think social media helps a lot with this generation, too, though. True, true, true. Because I feel like once we started seeing all that stuff, like on social media, then people are like, oh, my God, then we should probably do something about it. Yeah. Yeah. Before that, like, people were just like, eh.

Knowing the research about it helps a lot. Like, being on social media and like, oh, this is what that means. This is what that means. Because before I didn't know what any of that stuff meant. Yeah. Yeah. You got to follow, like, some, like, of your, like, super passionate. political homies, they'll kind of tell you what to do.

Or just pay attention, because they definitely taught us electoral college. No, yeah. It's a lot. We just didn't listen. Just like they taught us. Yeah, they taught us a certain, like, I don't know, algebraic equations and we just didn't listen. Oh, algebra sucks.

No, I know about the local college. I know, yeah, the super delegates and all this stuff. Yeah. It's so interesting. So it says when citizens cast their ballot for president, they're actually voting for a slate of electors in their state who are pledged to a specific candidate. A candidate needs to secure. at least 270 out of the total

538 electoral votes to win the president. So, presidency, it's... Huh? Still confusing. Yeah. I don't say, huh? So, can you school rock? Yeah.

Imagine being eight. Yeah. Yeah. I was playing guitar hero. Well, even, even my kids are six, seven. They're six and seven. Yeah. And the six-year-old did voting in his class.

I love that. That's important. Yeah, and then they're asking me about Prop 50, and then I asked Chachibit, hey, tell me like I'm five. Yeah, and then they explained it. And Chachibu T explained it really good.

It was super cute. Perfect. But it is nice to see that the college kids are like, you know what, F that, like we got to fight for our rights and then they're doing it. We were the ones like, maybe the Jen before us fought for our rights

and we're like, eh, they got it. We can chill. We go. They got it. And then look what happened. We chilled too much. I know.

The college kids, they won't drive, but they'll go vote. Yeah, no, no, that's true. They don't want to drive. I have a 19-year-old in college right now. They're trying this year. Oh, my gosh, my baby.

And he won't drive. Doesn't want to learn how to drive. None of that. He just wants to live by his school and vote and party. Wow. That's what a lot. Yeah. All right.

Well, yeah, we appreciate you young folks for going out. And people in general, California as a whole, that went out to vote, whichever side that you voted on, the fact that you voted in a special election, meaning we're not used to it happening on this type of off year. And we still went out to vote. So I appreciate that for everybody. And I would tell you to do that again next year. And then in a couple years after that.

We were breaking up how a lot of college kids were outside and they really used, at least I saw on the news a lot, a lot of campuses fully like people lined up around them just to vote. And it really made me excited for like the younger generation, Gen Z, that they're really taking it like as, wow, this is really important. and I should go do it. And then we're just talking about why our gen might not have. And they brought up of a great point that there's been elections where it's like, bro, when it comes to the presidential vote, it's like they win the popular vote, but then they don't even become president. So that's where he is like, does my vote even matter kind of count? Yeah.

So I asked Chachapit, like, kind of what. And I'm sure like it's the popular vote and then the electoral college. One is by population. There's hell of people everywhere, but by state each has their own. own electoral votes that are going to go into the 270 that's needed to win the presidency, right? And Chagibati made it a little bit easier by giving us like their, it's a little rundown. And I thought this one was cute because it's a baseball analogy. It said, it's like the World Series.

You don't win the trophy by scoring the most runs overall, do you? No. You win by taking the most games. One team could score more total runs across the whole series and still lose. if the other team wins four games first. And that, to me, makes sense. So you could score like hella, hella runs. Yeah.

But that just wins you one game, maybe. Yeah. It doesn't add up in the total tally of, like, how many, like, you don't win the World Series by how many runs you got. And that's similar to the votes. You don't win the presidency by how many votes you get because it's how many states you win. Oh, got it, got it, got it.

says the Little Games. Wow, isn't that pretty good? Think of the states like an Andy Pages catch. I don't know how they do. No? Or a Miguel Rojas home run? Maybe, maybe, maybe. Okay.

But they said that we look at the election, like the presidential election, like one big election, it's actually 50 little elections. And so from there, it's like, yeah, California has hell of people in it, but that's just one election. If they win the littler states, which often you'll see the smaller states or the, quote-unquote, swing states. Yeah. It's because they really need to make sure they win the little states, too, because

You know what I'm saying? That's why we're always stressed about, oh my God. Michigan. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. They also gave me a club promoter analogy. All right, here we go. Let's hear it.

This is the club promo analogy perfect for Power 106. It says, think of it like throwing a club night. Each promoter has their own section. One's got Hollywood, another one's got Long Beach, another's got Riverside. Whoever gets the most sections rocking gets the night. But it doesn't matter if one promoter's section has more total people inside. if you didn't win enough sections, you're not running the night. So person with the most baddies wins.

Person with the more section wins, not just how many people filled out the club, is how many sections you got people to purchase. Yeah, that is true. Yeah. See, now you get it. You make more money because the bottle service. For the presidential elections, not the special one that just happened. Or the midterm that's next year, but those kind of run that way.

Maybe it can help a little bit. Yeah, trying to figure it out. Trying to figure it out. All right. There's also a pizza party analogy. Let's do it. Let's do it. Okay.

And that's this. You and your friends are throwing a big pizza party. Okay. Every friend group, like your cousins, your coworkers, your homies from the gym, gets one vote each on which pizza to order. Now, some groups have 10 people. Others only have two. But each group still gets the same vote. Okay.

So you know what the more total people wanted pepperoni, like the big group wanted pepperoni? Yeah. The gym, like your cousins wanted pepperoni. The gym fools and the coworkers, they wanted pineapple on their peoploat. pizza so we're getting pineapple because that equals two votes to the one. Yeah, it doesn't matter if they have 10. Yeah, it doesn't. Each group gets their own.

Wow. This is crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. I like the club one. Yeah, I like the club one. Yeah, I like to think of Nancy Pelosi like the bottle service which is. Oh, my God.

With a sign and everything. You win. Yeah. I like that you think of Nancy Pelosi like you think of your bottle service girls. I mention every show. That's crazy. Stay away from the bottle surface cross. Just so they can be seen.

And now, the weather. Hell God, dogs. With concrete storm. Perritos, it is going down for the weather, November 5th. First, we were off to the city of Bell where foods go crazy with hot shells. Das, tas, tas, tas, da, stas, da. It's actually really nice over there. Is it?

Yeah, it's really nice over there. Don't put that on Bell's name. Oh, I'm confusing with Bell Gardens. I mean, it's all the same area kind of. It's the same thing then. It's the same thing. accurate depiction. That's the same thing.

Yeah. Okay. What's going to be 71 degrees over there, guys? Now we're back to the city of Huntington Park. Check out my movie, The Christmas Park. Coming out at the end of the month. For real? Yes, yes.

It's coming out, guys. The what? Shemless plug. The Christmas spark. What happens? It's a Christmas movie. I'm in a Christmas movie. Oh, well, what's the synopsis?

The synopsis that, you know, two people fall in love in Christmas. Oh, my gosh. Is it a homework? Yeah. Yes. Yeah. It is a homework movie. You scratch it on.

Yes, yes. On the Hallmark Channel? It'll be on the Great American Family Channel. Whoa. Yes. Isn't that? It's a beautiful channel. I'm not partaking.

It's going to be a beautiful movie. Beautiful actors. Wasn't that, was it like free form or did they, is that the same thing? It's, yeah, it's something like that. Almost the same thing. What do you play? I play a captain, fire chief. No way.

I do. What fire chief looks like. You. A lot of them. A lot of them. A lot of them. There's a lot of Hispanic fire chiefs, dog. I know.

Aren't they're like super fit and stuff like that? Oh. Why do you have to go there? No, that's it. Your high will be 70 degrees at Huntington Park. Now we're pulling up to the city of Rose Mead, where Greg said the hoax meat. No. Where Greg says, what kind of hose?

The garden hose? The garden hose. The other one we can't say on the radio. Yeah, of course not. Why would I have to say that? I'm better jeopardize my job. Exactly. Your high will be 71 degrees in Rose Mead.

Lastly, we're off to the city of Santa Fe Springs where every Sunday they do cholo things. Your high will be 71 degrees out there. And shout out to Santa Fe Springs. Each year, the community hosts a large turkey giveaway called Operation Gabo, Gabo, Gabo, Gabo, Gabo, Gapo. At Los Nietos Park, 11-143, Charles Worth Road in Santa Fe Springs. For example, in 2024, more than 1,200 turkeys were given. along with hams and canned foods were handed out to families in need

of head of Thanksgiving. So shout-outs to them out there, Operation Gobo, and hopefully they do it again this year. And Cine FAA Springs does have a lot of low-rider shows. Like a lot. They do. Yeah, that's like, wow, I'm surprised you knew that. What do you mean, bro?

I'm uggum-bugums all the time over there. I ogam-bogums there every Sunday, dog. You kidding me, dog? A-shee! Bell, your weather will be 71 degrees today, Huntington Park 70, Rose Meets 71, Santa Fe Spring, 72. So be cool out there, man. Stay cool.

I would say get a sweater now. Oh, yeah. Okay. It's sweater weather. Sweater weather. Thank you, Khan. Your boy, Conkrie. Roundback mornings.

Power 106. Let's get it. Let's get into the Homie Helpline. All right, check this out, homie. If you need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We'll need a line. I mean, phone line.

We've got you for. The homie help line. Erin needs our help. Aaron. Aaron hit us up and said, hey, Brown Bag. My name is Aaron, and I'm kind of sad. I had to write this as a homie helpline, but I really need your guys' help.

My closest homie has become my biggest hater. He said, I've known my homie Jason since we were both 16 and we're 32 now, literally half our lives. We've gone to concerts together, double dates, and my family considers him part of the fam. But about six months ago, he did a complete 180 and started being a hater about everything I do. Around the same time, his girl broke up with them and his car got stolen. So he's been super salty about life.

My friends and I have a group chat. We're all mechanics and we all love cars. So I'll bring something up about my job in the chat. And that pooch just starts talking hell of smack about me for no reason. I work with dope exotic cars in Glendora and I get to send pictures of the cars I'll be working on. And in the chat, he talks all this smack about my work. He literally said in the group chat, you're the crappiest mechanics. I wouldn't trust you with my mom's minivan.

Yikes. At first, I thought he was clowning, but he kept doing it, and every time he got more negative for no reason. But then, our mutual homie Brian told me Jason was texting him saying, I don't deserve that job, and it should be him doing it instead, and that I get opportunities handed to me way too easy. I ended up seeing him a few weeks later. I tried not to bring anything up about work,

but he kept interrupting and downplaying anything I said. It bothered me so much that I got up, went up to his face and told him, keep talking smack, you're going to get smacked. Homie. I thought we were going to get down, but he just started yelling a whole bunch of BS saying we aren't his true homies and that he doesn't need us.

He ended up leaving the group chat and stopped talking to us, and ever since then, the group chat has been quiet. None of us are even hanging out anymore because of that whole. whole situation. Brownback, should I be the bigger man and talk to him one on one and try to save 16 years of friendship? Or do I block this fool from everything knowing he's going to keep doing the most and accept that this friendship is done?

Maybe Jason just needs a hug? Yeah, but he's not going to say that. A hug? Yeah. The hater homie. Yeah. He's going through it right now. Because this was saying, I don't know.

know why he's acting like it but also explained why he's acting like it yeah so woe he lost his car car got stolen lost his girl so i don't know why he's being that way so that doesn't give him a reason to be that way though no but that's the probably the reason i don't mean it's a valid reason but that's the reason that's going through it yeah erin's like what why he say f me for yeah yeah maybe in that guy's like bro you guys are bringing up stuff that clearly like i lost so oh like in a way you're making fun of me no but she's like i don't know again i'm like hey you guys if no one's caring about it his feelings, he's going to act out. Yeah.

Doesn't seem like anyone's like, hey, bro, don't worry, we got you. Be it, man. A bunch of mechanics, help him find a holly. True. And a new girl. Yeah. I had a new girl. It's crazy.

I don't know. Does this happen in guy chats? You guys go silent on each other? Oh, man. There's been homies where I've dropped them for years, dog. And they try to talk to me, and I don't talk to them the same. But they don't know. It's not asking if they dropped them.

Okay. It's like the group chat silent. He's asking shitty. Oh yeah. Well, yeah, things can get awkward after something like that. After something happens between, because it's like... Between two homies and a group chat? Yeah, after anything, like, things can just spark up again.

It could be literally like, hey, bro, like you saw the game? It's like, yeah, that game I'm going to play with your face, homie. Like, people just get mad. You'll never see that homie the same again, though. Like, you won't ever be, have that connection with them ever again. I'm assuming that's fine for you and that guy. Yeah. What about the whole group?

Yeah. It gets awkward. It does. So talk to me about that. What ends up happening there? People like two sides. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Usually. And it's like, you know, if you felt like you had your homie and like he would never turn his back on you, but then that person maybe sees you're wrong and goes sides with the other dude. And now you're just like, damn, bro, for real. And then if you try to all hang out together, it's awkward. Like, they make it awkward. So what's the move?

What's the move for our guy? He's got a need to help. RIP the group chat. Yeah. Really? That's a sad. It's like a whole sad thing. Because like two of my.

my group chats die. Okay. Can you guys just make two separate group chats, one with Jason and one with Aaron? It hurts too much. Yeah, that's fake. Yeah. Okay. Group chats don't have a problem with those fools.

Yeah. It's they have the problem with each other. And if you were to find out that there's another group chat, man. More drama? Oh my God. Yeah. It hurts. Aaron said, Brownback, should I be the bigger man and talk to him one on one and

try to save 16 years of friendship? Or do I block this fool from everything, knowing he's going to keep doing the most and accept that this friendship is done? I asked our phone screener, Hi, Umberto, how's this? Hello, how's really nice, super sweet, hopes everyone has a blessed day, good morning, kings and queens,

all of that, right? Right, Inberto? But you said in high school you had a little riff in your friend group. What happened? What was it over, bro? So two of my homeboys were dating the same girl without knowing.

Oh, that's beef. Yeah, and back then it was like chirp phones, so we didn't have like, you know? No, group chat, but everybody kind of had each other's chirp. Yeah, so we found out in class. side because they got a chirp and they heard the girl and then his homie was like that sounds like my girl and then he's like they looked at the number and it was the same girl and that's when

everything just kind of fell apart oh wow did they fight yeah actually yeah they did they fought yeah whose who's friend did you stay or both of them oh true i mean both i'm always neutral like honestly i just try not to be yeah eat the neutral fools we should all the fight okay Who won the fight? Homie A or homie B? The one that took the girl? Yeah. You're bigger.

You saw her too. Oh, that wasn't the air. So you're keeping the girl too then. Yeah. And did they end up cool after that since they got it off their chest or they never spoke to each other after that? You know it's funny? Senior year they actually made up and they weren't even with the girl.

You see? Because they fought. They fought. They got it in. They got it over with. And I think you just got to address it. Thank you, Umberto. Then I just fight.

Call up so you can hear Umberto say, good morning, clean. Good morning. Yeah. Why you answer. , Brian, Rising. Yeah. All right. But we're trying to help out our guy, Aaron.

Aaron wants to know, like, bro, should I just throw all this 16-year friendship out the door? Or should I try to talk to him one-on-one? I'm personally of the maybe try to see what's up with him because if he's just now starting to be a hater, he hasn't told us he's been a hater their whole friendship. No. He's saying he's just now started to be a hater because of, like, I guess, his situation. So clearly there's, like, a cause for it. And maybe that fool just needs a shoulder to cry on.

And maybe he's expecting you, the fool that's known him for 16 years, to have done something. And you know how you guys say, say, can't caeditos of what you want? Maybe that could help. I don't know. I don't know if you just want to because this fool says you suck as a mechanic. Also, do you suck? Maybe you do. Sometimes if you suck as a mechanic, is it talking-ish to tell you the truth?

Well, that could be a thing, right? So where he's better, like, let's say Jason is better. The homie that has nothing right now. Yes, but has nothing to show for it. And will resent the other homie who he thinks... Pocket watching. He gets lucky. He's like, Aaron always like, he doesn't even earn it.

I'm way better than him. He doesn't even know what intake manifold is. Yeah. And so that could cause resentment. Like I had homies like that to where one was like rising in like his career. The other one wasn't so much. And he was like resentful. Anytime he did anything good, he's like, shut up.

I brought you in here. Like you don't even know. You wouldn't know anybody if it wasn't for me. Dang. Always. It was toxic. All right. KPWR.

H. in Los Angeles, KBWR FMH1, Los Angeles is parent 1-06. At least no more for hip-hop. We're inside the homie help plan and we're trying to help out. Aaron, who, him and his homie of 16 years, they're all part of a group chat. That homie recently lost his girl, lost his car, and has kind of turned sour. Yep. Finds out, Aaron finds out that that homie, Jason has been texting other homie saying Jason

don't even deserve the stuff he got. So, Aaron is like, hey, bro, you keep on talking smack, I'm going smack you. Wow. What a man. Why, I y'all. And so now the group chat has been weird because they didn't get down. But according to Aaron, Jason just started yelling a whole bunch of BS saying we aren't true homies, that he doesn't need us, all of that. He ended up leaving the group chat.

Oh, he left the group chat and stopped talking to us. And ever since then, the group chat has been quiet. Oh, why are you quiet if you guys? Because there's drama. It just gets awkward. So they're just kind of like, damn. That means that they're not talking to you. They made another chat.

Oh, Aaron's the problem? Yeah, maybe. the judge side. But should he block this guy knowing he's going to keep doing the most? Or should he try to save it one time? All right, let's go to Carlos. Carlos and Lemore is Lemore?

This better not be Lamert. Carlos, are you from Lamert or Lamor? Lemore. Oh, where's Lemore? Lemore, California. Ontha? It's over here in the Fresno area. Okay.

Campered. Where country's going to come do his show, November 8. everyone be there. Yes. All right. What a great problem. You didn't have promoter everything here.

Yeah. Did Kahn Pays? Do that? Caros. From the Central Valley, California. Yes, amen. C.V.

Talk to us. What would you tell Aaron? Yeah. So, Aaron, at 32 years old, he needs to be focusing on himself. A homie needs to focus

on his life. He doesn't need no negativity from any of his friends. If he's stressing over the negativity of his friends, he doesn't have his

luxury. He needs to focus. He needs to focus. focus on him, his family, his work, and everything else that's important in life. Just because he beats with his homie, doesn't even have his life straight? Like, that's his childhood homie right there. Yeah, but are you going to be sad and be down about it from the negativity you're getting from your homie? Yeah.

Or do you want to keep going in life? Yeah. I just let it go. I guess like your brush it up. Don't focus on that. You should be focused on your family. Figure things in life. What about Jason's problems?

He got a lot of problems. Now he doesn't have any homies. The homie should have had insurance in his whip. Oh, Jesus. That's true. You see how we are? As guys. No sympathy here.

Well, no one talks back to Jason. No, I'm saying, but like, you're like, oh, you guys support each other. Like, no, we don't really. Oh, I know that. Yeah, there's no sympathy here. Like, should have had insurance, fool. Yeah, should have. Which he's right, which is right, you know.

Oh, gosh. Okay, let's go to Felix in Santa Ana. What's up Felix? What's up, Felix? What's up, bro? What's up? Felix. Felix, what would you tell our guy, Aaron?

He's figuring out if he should try to make it work with his homie that's just become a big old hater recently. It's his homie of 16 years, but has been talking smack about Aaron and like how good or bad a mechanic he is. And Aaron's like, man, should I just block him and keep him moving? Or should I try to save this relationship? Also, we got a big old greener.

group chat, should I try to like figure it out for the sake of all the homies or should I let it go? What would you say, Felix? Well, first off, I would have, I would have asked them if they try to help him out, you know, try to give him some advice, you know, try to lift up his spirits, you know, try to be a resource for him, right? But if they didn't do that and, you know, then that's kind of, you know, they've been homies for 16 years, you know, they should have known like, hey, Let's try to help him out.

He's going through a rough time in his life. And that's just something I'm thinking about. But if he keeps hating and hating, then, you know, they should have just got down. And they would have been fine. Yeah. How does that solve it? You guys are the ones to say that he. Thank you, bro.

Thank you for calling. You guys are the ones to say it. Me and Angie are like, that doesn't make sense in Girl World. It does it. You guys are like, yeah, we get down and then we're fine after that. Yeah. No, usually that can solve some problems because it usually dudes don't hold. resentment after you they got it all off their chest you know what I'm saying

but also like yeah he said like they should have checked in and like stuff like that sounds nice but I feel like all that would be would like if we should have bought our flowers and I don't know I think you're all right bad homies hold it checks in on his homies and like there's like hey someone's going through something on their mental health stuff but like hey so once so lost it like his girl and him broke up I'm gonna go take him a dinner like I got him like like you just check in on your homie like you see they're going through something yeah You check in.

To me, it's so weird. None of them have been checking up on him and, like, that's why when they fought, he said, y'all ain't real homies. Because he feels like, dang, none of you guys checked it on me, and you saw I was going through it. You know what I'm going through right now? Would you check in on the homie that's, like, talking smack all the time? But they said it just started.

Yeah, well, if it just started, I'm not going to check in on the homie that's like talking smack. Okay, so I'm assuming that happened, and then he started talking smack on it. Yeah, he's been salty about life after his girl left. And it's your homie for 16 years? I think you know like, yeah, he's going through it. I'm going to help him out. I don't know. It's just, maybe he's just fools.

All right. Big John. Big John. Big John. What up, Brown Bang? Big John. Talk to us. You said you have a hater homie like this guy too.

Oh. Well, I wouldn't say he's a hater homie. He just kind of switched up out of nowhere, you know what I mean? And like, you know, I, like, I was telling the homie that I answered. Just check up, like, if you're close with his family, you know, check up on him. Like, I'm close with his still who's my bigger homie and his mom. And his mom told me that, you know, he's, he's up some bipolar. So I was like, all right.

So I talked to, I talked to my big homie and let him know what's up. And he was like, oh, yeah, you know, he used to get beat as a kid by his mom and stuff. So, you know, it just. It's just the story. Like, you find out what was really behind all of that. Yeah, and I mean, I don't want to say he was jealous of because I'm married. I've been married for like 13 years and I have four kids, you know what I mean? And I'm always outside with my wife and we're always dancing.

You know, he's with us, chilling, but you know what I mean? I think he's missing something. You know what I mean? Yeah. So what would you tell? I don't want to say he's jealous because that's my boy, but. What would you tell Aaron to do about his boy? Honestly, just check up on him, you know, I mean, check up.

on his family, reach out. If he doesn't reach back, then you've got your answer right there. Yeah. Oh, leave it on the homie then. Well, yeah, I don't know why you guys don't check in my home. They were supposed to ask him, so did your mom beat you or what? No, it's just like he is like, it's just like, Aaron and Jason know each other for 16 years.

It's like so weird that he didn't just go up and ask him like, what's like, what's up? If there in their 30s, he's been with him, like he's known him since they were teenagers. So he's known kind of what he's been through. you feel me? Yeah. You would have known a lot of that stuff.

Ruben, Ruben and Rialto. What's up, Ruben? What's up? Buenos days, Bombay. Buenos Aires. Javier. Ruben, talk to us. We're talking about the homie, Aaron.

Aaron is 32 now. He has a homie of 16 years. This homie kind of like has been going through some things. Lost his girl. Lost his car, all of that. But I guess in the group chat, that same sour homie, Jason. He's just been, I don't know, just cae gordo, according to Aaron. He's talking.

He always kind of is negative. And Aaron found out that that full Jason was telling another one of the homies, man. Aaron has everything. He don't even, he don't even deserve it and all of that. So he confronted him. He said, look, you keep talking that smack? I'm a smack you. And the guy didn't get in if I wouldn't, but just started saying, like, you guys are my true

homies. He left this, left the group chat, all of that. Now Aaron's trying to figure out, like, hey, should I try to save this 16-year-of-friendship? Or do I block this guy from everything, knowing how? he is now. What would you say, bro? So the guy that got his car stolen, I would have called him up and he would have picked up, you'd be like, hey, what's up? Mama, what's up, Carlos? Since you got your car stolen. And then I would have done, since we're both mechanics.

Would you call him Carlos? Because it's like you lost his car, Carlos. He's Carlos? Wow. Aha. I got that. Should have been a rapper. Very so funny. So sympathetic.

But you would hit him up. And what else, bro? What else? What should he do? I would have told since both mechanics, we know about the car, let's go to the garage and let's fix this. And we're going to, we've been knowing each other for 16 years. I'm going to give you 16 seconds of pitching gassos so you can understand. You can't say that. Even in Spanish is a bad word. 16 seconds of body shots? Body shots.

Body shots. Go it out of them. I'm trying to man up, man. Man, it is what it is. You got your car stolen. Fix it. what do we got to do to move on and then just, that's it, man.

Don't forget. Don't forget his girl left him too. Yeah, man, he needs to be soft. He needs to man up, man. Even though his lady left him, time to buy a new car. Trust me, if he gets a brand new nice whip, he'll get a brand new girl.

Come on, he probably had a old 1993 Honda Civic. Hey, what's wrong with that? He's just telling me how it is. He'll be just telling me how it is. Look, just tell him, man, no. be there for him and if he wants those 16 seconds for the 16 years of friendship, he's got him too. Right, Rubin?

Exactly. I said Carlos. Because he has a car. Because he's Carlos. Thank you so much, Ruben. We appreciate you. That's our support system. Much of gracias.

JOP was in here and he told us his love advice that he got from his dad. Just don't fall in love. Like, my dad always told me. Ni to all the more, ni'i, ni'i, no, no, he just don't find a love. Oh, my gosh. Dude. That's fire. That's a bar.

That's a bar. I believe it. I always hold some. What about if you're not on money? What's crazy is that dads give you fools that advice and then give the girls different advice. True. And it's like clashing.

Yeah, they send us out into the world and they're just like hope for the best. And it's just all our advice to stay away from them and their advice to you is like, yeah, go get them. And it's like, wait, what? My dad thought I was soft, so he gave me sister advice. He gave me daughter. What?

He gave me advice? What is he? No, talking what? I don't talk about that. No, you have to because that's what we're doing for tickets. It's because growing up in my era dog, there was a time when we used to pluck our eyebrows. Yeah. What?

And my sister's a part of the community. He's like, tu tamien. Tu tamian. Loki, you have the eyebrow slit that looks like you did it on purpose. I know it's a scar. People always tell me that you're a little too old buddy to be having that that stupid scar. No, that's stupid slit here. No way.

I thought you did that purpose. No. This is a madraso to the eye right here when I was four years old. Oh, cheeky. All right, so your dad told you not to pluck? No. What was his advice? That's another advice.

The advice that I remember my dad always telling me, and my mom too, but my dad for sure, is, Dime con what you hang around with and I'll tell you who you are. And that's real, dog. That's peak that advice. That's peak that advice right there. Yeah, I remember being in Tijuana and my grandpa. And we would sit there on the porch and he'd like, don't ever get a girlfriend. Get five of them for every finger that you have on your hand.

I'm glad he only did one hand. Not two. Oh, that is true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you always told me that. Always have a girlfriend for every single finger that you have on your hand. And have you went back and said, Dad, I have zero. Or, Aualito, I've only got zero.

And every time, when I told him I don't have a girlfriend anymore, he was like good. But what's the, but what's the umph about that advice? What's the oomph about the advice? Oh, just be a player, a player. It's just be a pimp or be a pimp. always have a girl on your hand no matter what. He must be so disappointed. Hey, Vic, signore advice.

Advice someone mailing your family has given you. I'll never forget one time I was visiting some Thios. And the Thios where I was about 12 years old, the Thio told me, looked at me and said, you need an older woman to teach you stuff. And then what she teaches you, use it on a younger woman. Oh, that's fire. That's what they told me.

Vic is on the second half of that. This is like, he's on the second half of that. It's crazy. I'm fulfilling the prophecy. Damn. That's literally, word for word,

what he told me. He said it in Spanish, and I was like, oh, it makes sense. Yeah. I feel lame. You are. Yours was great.

Let me tell you. Yours was really good. I don't know, you guys are all sexual and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Amor. And what was yours? Your dad never gave you one about dating or?

Yeah. What was it? My dad would always tell me, because, you know, I grew up in the 90s, obviously. And when we used to like just mad dog food, like, what's so, fool? Like, yeah.

Right? Just random stuff, right? Yeah. And, but one thing about it is that like, you know, if you're walking on with a pretty girl, dudes look at your girl. Yeah. So my dad always told me,

if you don't want guys to look at your girl, get you an ugly one. That's good advice. Respectfully, that's why you have a wife. So don't be mad that you got the advice you got. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not mad.

I'm not. I'm not mad. Yeah. I know right now you are jealous. Don't be jealous. You're fine. No, yeah. Like the day, I would have been like, but we on my tar!

No, no more. Now I'm like, yeah, I did that. You did that. You did that? All right, well, we're asking for your best, seor advice. The words of wisdom you got from that phone in your life, that was like, wow, my homo, sit down. Let me tell you about life. This is what it is.

None of Gregs were really. They were valid. They were valid. What does it have as many girls as you have fingers? So for every finger you have on your hand, always have a girl on one. But no tinias ninguna. You don't even have one. You have zero.

That's the problem. Oh, poor guy. All right, all right, all right, right. So we are asking you to give us your best words of wisdom, Senor Advice. What do you got? We have Espy in South L.A. What's up?

Espy. Hello, what's up? Hi, SB. You're trying to win these tickets, baby, girl? Yes, oh my God, I need to go out. Girl, you need it. What is your Senoridevice? Your words of wisdom, baby girl.

So my uncle once told me he said to be with a man that love you more than you love him because you can grow to love him like him because he's already locked in. But if you're with somebody that like you, that love you, he has other options. Men have other options. And it's so easy for them to just leave you. So he said, and that always stuck with me. Like when guys try to talk to me, I'm like, yeah, you like me, but I'm cool. You like me, but I'm cool. Okay.

No, no, I get you. So you got to be with someone that loves you more than you love them, but it seems like they love, I don't know, they only like you, and that's why you're like, no, you don't love me enough. You're not obsessed with me. Sometimes, or sometimes I feel like they do, like they go out of their way, but it's like, dude, that's not, like, I don't know. It's not enough.

Look what your Tio created. Look at your Tio created, Chiquita. But you know what that is advice from my senor? Yeah. Tivo gave her that advice, okay? JOP told us that his dad said, ni total of love, not give her that much love or that much money.

Yeah. So those guys are probably reaching out to you and you're looking for the one that's going to love you more. All right, thank you, SB. Please stay on the line. All right, we got Karina. Karina in Huntington Park. What's up, Karina?

Karina. Hi, good morning. Hi, Karina. Marina. Senor advice, words of wisdom. What you got? my grandfather always would say no pasanada and i was a kid and then i would have hear my mom say it but now i'm 44 and i'm like oh i get it like there's nothing

a stress over about live day by day no pasanada everything is temporary right that's a good one that's my life model i want like a toxic one though yeah toxic toxic that's what i was well i will tell you these are girls and i'm telling you the advice they're getting from the guys is very sweet and nice. It is. Really? Y'all are the ones that got the weird ones. That's not fair.

Yeah. Yeah. The soft sweet one. All right. Eric in Baldwin Park. What's up? Enosillas. Eric.

What's up? How are y'all? Good morning. Eric, we're doing to Cenoid advice for these tickets to go to Don't Fall in Love Fest. What's yours, bro? All right. My uncle once told me my Tia from the Puello tell me. The bigger, the panza, the better the chanza.

The smaller the waist, the better it tastes. What? What? Hey, I don't know, he's from the Pueblo, man. He'd be saying some... Don't put that on the Pueblo, bro. I think that was just your Tio. He don't even know how to say waste and taste.

You said that. I translated it to English. I got broken down. You translated. So how to say Spanish? What's the waste and taste in Spanish? You're saying, boy. No sabo.

Exactly. I know. The Tio and the Puelloo did not say that. He did not say that. No way. It's just an excuse that he has. Yes. Saul.

Saul in Westminster. What's up, Saul? What's up? Good morning. Saul, we're talking about Señor advice, your words of wisdom that you got from like a man figure in your life.

Talk to us. What was it? Oh, yeah, to never try to understand a woman, they're all crazy. Just love them. That's all you need to do. Wow.

That's kind of a bar. And I bet you. Are you in a relationship? Yes, I am. Are you married? I am. Married, four children. See, they are.

I tell you. Hey, that's word in my attitude. Great a word. Miko. Stop trying to understand him. Just love him. Just love him, just love. That's a lot.

Just give him love. I'm not glad. Yeah, I like that. That was cool. That was a good one. That was cool. And I'm going to say, again, Delia, Delia and Carson. What's up, Delia?

Delia. Hey, how you doing? Delia, talk to us. What is the words of wisdom, the seoridevice you got? The seor advice was never allow a man to support you financially, completely, make your own way. Because then you create your own options. There you go. That's good.

I'm telling you. You guys get such good advice. I'm telling you, the advice that we get is like, cuyette, miha. The men are men suck. They don't deserve it. Make your own money so that they don't have to control over you. Value yourself. And then you have every woman in the world.

That's what we get. One is too close to none. That's the kind of advice we get. And then we give it and we. No. We give it. No, that's what kind of where it's yoga. Our guy, Eric, great advice.

Look. Con, great advice. Okay, but my. Both married men. Oh, Saul, Saul, Saul. But my Tio Sugar Free is married too, okay? Oh, yeah, yeah. And he's the one that said.

What did he say to you? Yeah. One is too close to none. He said, oh, that's the Tio that you got the advice room? Thio sugar free. Oh, you didn't get. anything from like actual man of your life? Yeah.

What? Okay. I said it earlier. The one old, keep one older one and then teach the younger one. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, he's on the second part of that. Yeah, yeah.

Leticia. Who are you giving it to? Okay, I'm going to, oh, I'm between Delia and Saul. I like the don't try to understand women. Yeah, because it's true. All right. Let's go to Armando in Ontario. our last minute contestant.

Armando. Hey, how's going? Armando, Señor advice. Words of wisdom. What's yours? From the great man himself, my dad, he said, if you want to have a clean home and a home-cooked meal, get yourself an ugly wife.

Oh, that's so... That's so... And you don't... Do you have one? I got a wife, but she ain't ugly. She's beautiful. To you or to her yourself? Yeah, right.

Yeah, I don't believe you. anymore. What about your mom? My mom? Yeah. My mom? Beautiful. Don't worry about it. That's crazy.

That's wild. Oh my God. We're going to give it to Saul. Salu. You get the tickets. You get the tickets. Congratulations, Saul. You're going to go to see the Don't Fall in Love Fest.

Okay? That's right. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations. Angie, get us all. Okay, you guys, I have some bad news for all of us that use chat GBT to ask them questions about like important things like legal stuff, anything like if you want to

self-diagnose yourself. Self-diagnose. Please don't use GPD for that. It's crazy. Well, apparently you can no longer be able to get legal health or financial advice from Chhabit. Like that's been banned. Okay.

According to Open AI, the update aims to enhance user safety and complete. apply with global regulations. I guess a lot of people were using it to self-diagnose themselves. Yeah. And we're getting diagnosed wrong or getting wrong legal advice, things like that. And now it's like, I feel like lawyers are like, no, we need to stop that because they're using us less. That might be a rumor, Angie.

I'm looking here and it says that Open AI's head of health says it's not true, saying despite speculation, this is not a new change to our terms. Chachupit has never been a substitute for professional advice. but it will continue to be a great resource to help people understand legal and health information. I'm wondering why that's probably because of Kim. Yeah, I was going to say. That's probably where the rumor started.

Yeah, I was going to say because, yeah, Chad GPT did say like, you know what, like they're still going to be able to explain like the concepts, things like taxes, legal terms, things like that, but you should still not be able, you shouldn't be using it as a lawyer or anything like that as a doctor instead of it. Probably before your court case, you're probably walking in like thinking, I got all this with chat CPT.

And you think you're like, oh. Yeah, I got this. And then you're in jail. it could happen. No, but to go back to Lettisa, point of view, like, it's right, you're right, Lettie, because Kim Kardashian actually was the victim of using

Chad GBT, because apparently, according to her, Chad GBT actually made her fail summer for law exams. Listen. I use it for legal advice. So when I am needing to know the answer to a question,

I'll take a picture and snap it and, like, put it in there. They're always wrong. It has made me fail tests all the time. And then I'll get mad and I'll like yell at him. That's cheating. Yeah, it is. Why is she cheating in the first place?

Yeah. Well, she's that smart that she was saying, you know what? Like she actually caught it and saw like, oh, if you're wrong, stop giving people the wrong information. Yeah, because she was gearing up to do that herself. If that's what she's learning. The fact she didn't know it already. Yeah.

As a lawyer, like, is that what she was going to do when helping. Oh, you're right. Helping her clients is like, oh, let me see what chat. GPD things. This new show that they have out, she's a lawyer. It's not bad. And then I don't know. I don't know if I'm thinking it's bad just because I'm like, okay, I know Kim.

But then, like, I'm looking at the other girls and they're actresses and they have, like, different facial expressions. And, like, you see them, like, act, act. And then you just hear like, oh, yeah. Dinner's in an hour, right? And, but I'm just like, I don't know if you're just used to her. And I think they made it as close to her lifestyle as possible because she is a lawyer. there's moments where she's kind of going back and forward with her person in the in the show yeah and she's talking about like he's talking about being intimidated by her and more people knowing her than him and

and i'm i'm assuming like this is probably stuff that really happens in her real life yeah so they try to make it as as close as possible but i'm like oh yeah this it's pretty yikes maybe she was using chat gpti to act maybe and i was like her music career i was rooting for her her her acting career? She had a song. She had a song. She had one song. Oh, you do not that.

It sounds vaguely familiar. Yeah, I'm not mad at her. I'm not like a Kim K. Hater or anything, but I'm like, dang, this one sucks. You know what? I did see that they got like 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Oh, yeah.

You guys can watch it. I saw on Hulu. Oh, you saw it already out. Go watch it. Maybe I'm wrong. Go watch it. Yeah. And then I guess I just, I just, because she has some great actresses in there.

Glenn Close is in there, incredible actors. Tiana Taylor. Tiana Taylor. She is really great. White lady actresses that I've seen in movies and doing incredible. Again, like, and you could see that where their stuff comes into play. And I was like, oh, yeah, again. All right.

So you're not- Women-Divorce men. Oh, okay. I'm telling you, they try to make it as true to life as possible. Okay, but so Kim, to be, like, sure, she's not an attorney. She's been trying to be an attorney for years. Yeah, from my understanding, she's still waiting for her bar exam results to see if she passed or not. That's illegal.

I've been seeing that for like 10 years. Yeah, I think you're just stuck on that episode of the Kardashians. No, she was just saying, like, in general, law exam. She wasn't talking about the-you said bar. Oh. I think it's illegal to be practicing. The bar is its own extent. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So she hasn't passed her bar exam is basically where she's at. Yeah, she's not. No, she hasn't, yeah. Well, reporting. I mean. She is on TV. She is on TV. Maybe everybody's not meant to do everything.

Everything. Yeah. Yeah. She's an apprentice. She's in the process of becoming a lawyer recently completed a legal apprenticeship program. She has completed the required coursework and has taken the California bar exam. But she must pass the exam and undergo a character and fitness review before she can be licensed. So I don't know. Maybe it's because she's chat GPT. And chat chvety is fairly new. Yeah. So I don't know. Maybe she's just, she'll get it. She'll get there one day. Eventually. Yeah. Hey, chat chitp t can't help you no more. No, no, not according to this. Don't be using it for legal health or financial advice anymore. People are still going to do that. Yeah, no matter what. I still use it honestly for all that stuff. That's why I don't believe that it's not helping you.

You can ask it a question and it'll give you like things. Why does my toe hurt? Yeah. For stuff like that. It's like WebMD. It's like searching. Essentially what it does, it searches the internet and gives you the answers that it finds on the internet. It wants to give you the most accurate and like what you're specifically looking for, right?

Yeah, I like it. But let's move on to another big drama that happened between Miss Mexico and Thailand, you guys. So apparently Miss Mexico was like part of the whole part of the Miss Universe going on, right? Yeah. And so Noah, which is actually the executive organizer from Thailand, was the one organizing. They were having like a pre-stetched ceremony. And things just got like escalated because Nawal was calling out Miss Mexico in front of everyone saying like, A, like, you're not going by the rules.

You're not following any type of rules. You're not promoting things like that. Things that they were supposed to be promoting up on social media. And as things were getting escalated, she was sending up and she's trying to defend herself. And as that's happening, like, No, Watt himself calls her dumb in front of everyone. Jeez. I still talking. Listen.

I still keep talking to everybody. Why you stand up to talk to me? No, you have a voice, but you have to less pay. Security. She's standing. I got you talk. Dude, he even called security to, like, get her out. But before she even got kicked out, like, she just got up and she walked away.

And she was trying to defend herself saying, like, you know what? You just, like, I'm trying to be as respectful as I can. But you're just being, like, you're being really rude to me. You keep cutting me off. And you're actually, you just have a problem with my organization. So he was mad because she was standing and talking? No. No.

He was mad because he's saying, like, you're not following the rules. You're not out here promoting on social media. about Thailand and things like that. Yeah, they want it, I guess as part of being like the whole city for Miss Universe, you have to promote it and be like that you're here and all of that. But what I'm assuming is that there was an issue of communication with probably whatever her campus, whether it be her managers or however she got to there. So probably like, I don't want to see the Mexican embassy, but whatever that is for in this universe,

he had to talk to them, but instead he was taking it up with her, the talent, essentially. That's what I was saying. And she was saying like, hey, don't, don't, like, I'm not the one that's responsible for this, but he wasn't having it. He kicked her out. A lot of the other girls tried to get out too. Like, they walked out with her because they didn't like how he was talking to her. Yeah. He was really, really mean.

He was calling her dumb. He was just talking down, like, very condescendingly. And so when she walked out or when they kicked her out, a lot of the other girls walked out with her. And he was like, no, if you leave, you won't be able to participate. So then, loki, some of the girls. girls just stood like, dang, should I leave? Like they were all walking out. Then he started like, no, if you walk out with her, you're not a part of the pageant.

And then so they're just like, oh, dang, should we go? Yeah. Miss Argentino was like, shoot. What do you? There's no reason things should get that tense out of beauty pageant or whatever. They shouldn't. No, it does. They shouldn't, though.

It's a sport in itself. No, yeah, you're right. That's not a sport. All right. It's not a sport. I'll defend them because I know a girl that does it and she goes. all out. Like she like trains for it.

They got to be disciplined. Yeah. Yeah. They got to train for that. It's a competition but not a sport. No, she's crazy. They go crazy for it. Nobody's dunk in a basketball or scoring a touchdown.

It's not a sport. What? They train. They literally like they have to look fit. They have to look good. Of course. Competition. I don't feel like having this.

No. No. But I was back to the Nahuat, like Thailand and Mexico. Like this whole thing was happening while they were actually like online like Facebook live. So everyone saw it. And in Nahuat, Thailand actually caught a lot of heat. to the point where he actually had to go back and apologize to everyone.

If anyone feel not good, not comfortable, I do apologize for everyone. But I did talk, apologize to the less of the girl in the room. So he's saying like... He biased to the rest of the women. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, to the rest of them, but not her?

No. No. But Ms. Mexico, she did speak out, and she was just saying, like, how she felt at the moment when he was telling her, like, you're dumb. And he just shocked me, and I think that the world needs to say, see this and this is a platform for our boys and no one can shut our voice and no one will do that to me but the way that he treat me without any reason just because he has problems that is not okay yeah that's not cool yeah yeah i'm glad the whole world saw oh yeah and i hope he's embarrassed

because like that and then also just like doubling down like i apologize to everyone else bannar yeah eagles yeah thank you ang all right keep it here we got more brown bag mornings on the way was going down, Gregory? Leti, how does someone dead make a touchdown before the Dallas Cowboys do? They're up. They won their last evening. Why are you waiting?

Did they? Yeah, they did. The Dallas Cowboys? Didn't they win on Monday? I hate that team. I don't know. Okay. So, Greg, I was just talking to you off the break

because we're going to get into scrolling. But I was going to talk to you about this bet I'm hearing that your homie Mani Machado, who's not your homie? The greatest player of all time of baseball history and you guys are just mad that you don't have them anymore? How many rings does he have? Don't worry about it.

No, it's a real question. I don't know. I don't know sports. Zero. Oh, really? I saw this really cool thing that said Miguel Rojas has had better moments in the playoffs and in the history of baseball than Mani Machado.

One game. So Mani Machado, like one very important game, bro. Yes. The most important game. Facts. Mani Machado used to be a Dodger. Then he went to go be a Padres. And he is more than anything.

He's Greg Zaddy. Okay, this guy is it for Greg. This is my king right here. Hey, he's a tall ass fool. I remember I went to the Game Padres Dodgers last year and last season, you know, before they didn't say anything about what was going down here in Los Angeles. And he was really tall. I was like Greg, like he's like he, people are up on their seat too when he, when he, he bats because they want him to lose because it's a, it's a big rivalry now. Because it talks all this crap.

And speaking of talking crap, Vic, he said something to a fan, a Dodger fan. A few years back, I guess the Dodger fan was, like again, there's a rivalry. And Mani Machado turned around to the fan and said, like, I bet you will win a World Series before the Dodgers do. And did he put up his contract money? I'll bet you my contract that will take a World Series before you guys. Wow. And so since then the Dodgers have won two. Maybe three.

Was it before 2020? Two and a half. Two and a half. No, come on, Greg. So how much is his contract? Does he really owe that guy like he'll have a red? I saw a tweet that said, Mani Machado owes this guy $600 million now.

Damn! He does. That's a verbally binding contract. Yeah. If the guy wants, he can sue Mani, right? He could get at least a hundred. Yeah. Get out of you.

Get out of you. Get your money. Get your money. So being a pottery fan is life. I know. We talk down on my king like that, all right? Oh, God. Has a chat.

GPT. The greatest player of all time. Facts. Oh, well, like, well, well. I will. Scraise. Right. Speaking of sports teams and their Zayhard fans, we got to talk about the Cowboys.

I got to give a shout out to the Cowboys and all the sad, you know, cowboy foos out there. Yeah, Cowboys did lose the previous game. They had Monday Night Football. Their team is three wins, five losses, one tie. One tie. We're not going to be mad at them. We're not going to be mad at them. We got to acknowledge this Cowboys fan right here because the Cowboys aren't just a team to some people.

The Cowboys are just life for them. Just a dedication and their bald heads go towards the cowboys. All right. Now you're getting weird. You're getting mean. But there's one fan that's going viral because he decided to take his cousin's ashes to AT&T Stadium on the field where the Cowboys play at and spread his ashes into the touchdowns. Nice. Yes.

And everybody loves this video online. And the first thing I thought of is like this food is really dead making touchdowns before the Cowboys actually can. Okay. Let me stop you there because that was a cute joke. Coo joke. Ha ha ha. But it wasn't on the field. It was in an area that has grass in the stadium.

You know something? Dodgers has that too. Like it's not necessarily the venue, but it's like, it's outside of it. So they have the whole like the whole like cowboys looking thing, but it's not the field. Look around. There's people walking around. No, he didn't troll us. It's still.

It's still AT&T Stadium. He's still in there. But it's more like where the fans hang out. Yeah, yeah. It's like in the outside area. Okay. Do you see how there's people walking around in the, like they're not walking around on the field. Yeah.

He's not, you don't see the field in the background. God. I agree. Check it up. Rob Night Morning's 106 on Instagram. So take back your joke. Yeah. Yeah.

And it's okay. They have three wins this season. Raider fan Vic, they only have two win. We have two. Yeah, we're on their heels. We're right behind them. God, going to get them. Yeah.

Gonna get them soon. Exactly. They have five losses. The Raiders have six losses. Wow. Yeah. because we don't know how to tie. Oh, yeah, the cowboys have a tie.

We have a stupid tie. Learn how to lose. Pick one or the other, not the middle. Yeah, but that's sweet, bro. That's a screamal. And that's probably where they would, like, hang out, like, pop some beers or, like, just be in the stadium having fun. And cowboy fans are so dedicated.

Yeah. This isn't the first time. Yeah, this is not the first time this has happened before. What happened? Somebody else has had their ashes, spread. in the parking lot of the Dallas Cowboys AT&T Stadium. I ask to spread these ashes today here at Cowboys Stadium, David from Kentucky, brought by Ann from Nashville.

Give David his last switches to spread his ashes here, and we thank you for taking care of him and his time and need days with you. Dear Lord, thank you for all you've given to us. In Jesus' name, we pray. Amen. Wow. Those ones did it in the parking lot. Those ones did it.

That's crazy. The parking lot. And the funniest thing is, is that the guy spreading the ashes in the parking lot, didn't even know these people. Yeah. They were strangers. They were strangers.

I thought it was odd, I guess, in a way, of course, but still with Cowboys, it's America's team. I'm a cowboy fan. He's a cowboy fan. Why not? Yeah, I think the mom had asked him if she could help. Yeah. They were just cowboy fans.

They were like, yeah, I'll spread these ashes. Sure, I'll do. I'll do it. I'll do a parking line. Yeah. Does help you not a stranger? That's wrong with that. That has to be illegal, right?

What? Which part? Spreading ashes? I don't think so. Really? No, that's a good. That's a good question, actually. Hold on, let me ask Chagibati.

Why do you think that it's illegal? I mean, I just feel like you're literally spreading like a, like somebody's, I don't know, ashes. Like that sounds very illegal. Like that's somebody's dead remains. Yeah, it's like, like, imagine it falls on somebody's, that's like, like assault. It is not illegal. Really? But there are specific rules to depending on the location and you need approval from them.

Yeah, see, yeah. You need approval from the person. Not from the stadium, right? From the dead person? No, from the state. Well, it depends on the location. From the location. Location that you're at.

Yeah. So if you want to do it at a specific restaurant or something, I'm pretty sure you probably need. Yeah, because people scatter ashes all over the ocean. Who owns the ocean that can give them the permit? True. Yeah, my dad always told me, spread me across Rancho Palos Verdes, Micho. And I'm like, why? And I'm like, what if it gets in somebody's face?

You know, like. No, you're right. That could happen. Hey, homie, like get your tongue off my dad. Okay. Ew. What? Victor!

I just think about that. It's like dead remains. It's crazy. Okay. According to the Chagipt, that's supposedly not supposed to tell me legal advice, but here it is.

He said, Chachypte said, no, it's not automatically illegal to spread ashes in public, but whether you can legally do it depends entirely on where you want to scatter them.

Private places, you can't do it on like someone, like their private property. On public land, city parks, beaches, federal, or state parks,

many places require permission permits or they forbid it in certain areas like don't spread it at the playgrounds please guys example many national park units require an application permit scattering at sea has federal rules burial at sea there's specific regulations about distance from shore wow wow see some places treat scattering without permission as littering dang oh littering okay that's bad you're trash now i'm not littering that's my father yeah that's who i is I'd want to be put on a whole bunch of ones It just throw me at Sam's

You want us to put you on ones Just put me on ones And then at Sam's just go crazy That's your word? Just dust everywhere in ones Oh Greg gets spread everywhere Everywhere inside sand Just like you would have wanted

I don't think the girls would want that You'll find a girl that will be down for that For dust I don't think so I'm saying disgusting Throw me at Sam's. So you really go to Sam's? Please. No, but do you go to Sam's?

I've been once. Once? You want to stay there forever now? I'll stay there forever. They ought to drag them out of there. All right. Well, thanks for that. I appreciate you.

Every day. Find a new way to gross me out. Every day. Please keep that promise. No, I'm not going to do that. Go ask one of your homies. I'd be proud. No, your dad's going to do it.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, there you go. Actually, yeah. That'd be pretty cool. Stop trying to beef with J. Cole, man. Don't you see he's just going to publicly apologize like he did last year to Kendrick? Cameron don't care, though.

He does not care because Cameron is suing J. Cole, you guys. And we know why, right? It's because J. Cole never appeared on Cameron's podcast after Cameron agreed to let J. Cole sample his song ready. And here's a snippet of song. This is how it feel to be on top. I used to see Feet. looking for crack like they phone dropped. So what you talk about.

I aim for the stars and hit was a long shot. So you was on this song too. Cameron was on. Yeah, he was. And he let him sample the original song. So we know the reason, right? And it's because J-Cold didn't come through with his end of the bargain after you're Yeah, but how are you going to say?

Like, hey, Judge, he said he was going to come on with a podcast. He promised. And then he didn't. A verbal promise. So, yeah, it's like, I get it. But it's like, okay, I know why? But like, why, fool? You know what I'm saying?

It's like, why are you doing that? And apparently, Cam's homie, Sen City, who also confronted him on a podcast, wants to know why. You're suing Jay Cole? Because I got questions about that. Why are you suing Jay Cole? He don't bother nobody? I don't want to answer. Okay.

He's just quiet the whole time. Yeah. He was right there. Yeah, he would not give him a response, but Sen kept trying and trying and finally got a response. He's on his way of being a rap legend. That don't make you just want to be like, nah, you know what? Let bygones be bygones or whatever the case may be. I think Jay Cole is definitely going to be a rap legend.

100% definitely. Then he don't get a pass? All right, man. Y'all see? I'll be trying. That's all he said. He didn't try. I don't think him being a rap legend should be why he gets a pass.

He shouldn't get a pass. But I don't think this should go to court. No. And to play out like this in the media and it's like he didn't even like announce it like on his podcast like hey, I'm suing J. Cole or whatever. It just came out of the news. Yeah. And he's a media guy now. Like he's a loki, a media broadcaster.

Like, it could have been content or something, like, fun that they could play with, like, hey, you don't call me back. I'm going to sue you, bro. Like, da-da-da. Playing with the whole, like, hip-hop lawsuits thing that's going on. Like, you know, Drake's been sued and stuff like that. But it's just like, no, this is a real lawsuit because he doesn't even want to talk about it. He can't. Usually with lawsuits, you can't.

You can't, you're legally obligated to you. Not talking about it. It's a little much. Like, I thought we were playing food. I'm going to get the judge him going. Why can you just send him a disc track, bro? Like the good old days. Yes.

Yeah. Jake was too nice. that's why he's just like, I'm sorry. Well, yeah, well, that's what you know that anyway. But for a whole while soon. What is the judge orders J. Cole to do the pot? Oh, my God. I would love that.

I love that. A court mandated podcast? That would be horrible. That would be hilarious. Fort mandated podcast. And then he has to answer. No, you can't. You can't ask.

Why he apologized to Kendrick? You can't add stuff. He said why he apologized to Kendry. Well, say it again. Because it wasn't good with his spirit. He couldn't sleep. Say it a year later again. Imagine Cole just sitting there.

I'm just here so I don't. you're fine. Yeah. That's going to be what it is. That's what's going to be what it is. But I don't know. I don't know, Cam. It's a lot.

Like, come on, Cam. Like, it's just. Insane. All right. Some of us really, really love our animals, our pets, right? You know, they have like dog moms, dog dads, like fur babies, all of that.

But is this taking it too far? It is. It is. And it's making me think about my dog, tequila that passed away when I was 10 years old. What happened, Vick? To kill y'all. It died.

Well, I don't know what happened. My dad said. He said he took it to the vet, but I'm believing. But anyway, okay, so I started thinking about it because Tom Brady revealed that his current dog, Junie, is a clone of his other dog that died two years ago. What? An actual clone dog. That's weird because you could buy a chihuahua today and a chihuahua in five years and it's going to look the same exact way, dog. No, this is the exact.

A golden retriever looks like that. It's not the exact same dog. It doesn't transfer emotions and feelings. He cloned it to be, I guess, as exact as you. Yes, it was cloned by colossal bioscientists. And it's a company that Brady is an investor in and it's used blood collected prior to Lewis death, his original dog. He got scammed by himself.

No. His own company scented. He got his own company. Ooh, you can buy another golden retriever that looks like the same golden retriever that passed away. Yeah, but that's just scary period that you're doing this. That's weird. Yeah. If I die, would you guys clone me?

No, who can clone that? You're one of what? You guys wouldn't clone me? Yeah. You guys didn't try? No. I would call me. We're going to mess it up.

If I came back and I was like, eh, oh, definitely. Yeah, I've seen all the zombie movies, all the clone movies, there's always something wrong. Yeah. Even with that stuff.

Don't mess around with science like that. But Vic, when did it happen? When did he do it? Two years ago. Two years ago? The dog died? Isn't that the same time he got divorced?

Yeah. What if that's why she left him? Like, bro, you're trying to play God. It's so weird. Trying to clone this dog. Like, just get a new dog. They all look the same. Why didn't he clone his wife?

I'll invest in that I'll invest in that any day you have to have a wife first I'll call my ex a second I would call my girl dog yeah you're telling me if I can have two

yeah well one's like a baby they don't come out looking like her yeah yeah we wait well can you say that word well we wait we wait we wait even that's weird

that's so weird that's how weird you're just looking at the kid that she's got really bizarre huh I'm waiting for you. What did Tom Brady start? Cut this out.

Cut this out, Tom Brady. You need to stop playing God.