Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 595 Make Sure To Bring Back A Magnet 🎄 | Brown Bag Mornings (11/06/25)
Episode Date: November 6, 2025The Homie Helpline features Joey, who is struggling with immense guilt over potentially missing Christmas for an anniversary trip, as his family reminds him of his sick mother. Then, the crew debates ...if two years of probation is worse than 20 days behind bars and unpacks the wild news that the classic Matrix code is allegedly based entirely on sushi recipes. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎅]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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The more brown bag, the better.
Come on.
Everyone 86, LA's number one for hip-hap.
Buenos days.
Good morning to you.
Good morning.
You and you and you, and you too, too, too, yeah, hold on.
Hold on, Gregory.
Say good morning.
Good morning.
There you go.
Greg is here, everybody.
In case you are wondering, where's Greg?
Yeah.
And she's here.
Vick is here.
Concretto, what's up, bro.
What up, what up?
Oh, I need you louder, brother.
What's up?
Okay, there you are.
Good morning.
Where in the world are you, Doug?
I'm in Nashville right now.
Oh, wow.
You got your boots on?
Nashville.
You got your boots on?
I got my boots on and my hat on.
I believe it.
And that's it.
In bed?
Ew.
Correct for you.
Easy.
All right.
Salmi.
My mom.
All right.
You're either going to love this or you're going to hate this.
But the brands have locked in on our little babies.
Okay?
not only is Domino's setting up to give us a deal our kids will love,
but other brands like Dunkin' Donuts are chiming in too.
Okay, so we all know 6-7, right?
Yeah, 6-7.
Sorry, Greg.
Greg, go to the other microphone, Gregory Conde.
Go to the other microphone.
There you go.
Okay.
All right, we all know 6-7 is the thing right now in all of our households,
all of the schools, all social media, everything.
Now, Domino's has said they have a 6-7.
seven deal, which low-key, I know people hate the trend or are annoyed by the trend,
but it feels like this is an incredible deal that now, because of the whole six-seven trend,
Domino's is saying if you use discount code six-seven, you can make a one-topping large
pizza cost $6.70 for carry-out only, so you got to go pick it up.
Yeah.
But I feel like, yeah, you think I'll pick it up.
So you don't have to tip somebody if they pull up to your crib con.
But yes, it's going to be 6-7.
I love this.
I'm Domino's biggest fan.
And for this to be even cheaper, I was like, oh, let's go.
Finally something good from this meme.
All right.
So there is a Dunkin' Donuts in Peru.
Shout up Peru.
Yeah.
And they've even chimed in on the trend, which shows me how worldwide all of this new YouTube stuff, the YouTube genus.
Yep.
Right?
And they are now going to be offering different donuts that come brain rot.
style.
All right, brain rot.
It's the words that don't make sense, but they kind of sound Italian.
So they have donuts that are cappuccina, ballerina,
tra la little, tra la la la la.
That's the shark that's wearing shoes.
Toom, tum, tum, tum, tum.
Shahur, or something like that.
There's that full two.
They're making donuts that have those little faces on them, at least at the Duncan in Peru.
And maybe the Duncan and USA will do something like that.
They got to get together.
They got to get together.
Or they could put like the ABCs or something or maybe like maps of the states, you know?
Maybe something you can learn, right?
That would kind of make sense, Kyle.
They're going to make donuts.
All the new districts.
All the new facts.
The California redistricting map.
Prop 50 donuts.
Let's do it.
All right.
Check this out.
Over there in the Louvre, I was telling you that this next.
next story is going to make you want to change your password or else lose all your money.
You know how they got robbed and it was like the biggest heist in history, right?
Yeah.
So apparently the password to Louvre security system and surveillance system was
Louvre.
The name?
The name.
To be fair, it's hard to spell.
Not if you're French.
Libreux.
Not if you're French.
I feel like if you're there and you're kind of like, hey, this place is this.
That's like if Power 106's password was.
Parano 6.
Hey,
Oscar,
I really hope that
Parole 6's
password is that type of
right now.
Let's change it
right now.
That's not
yeah.
That's not
but then I'm wondering
like,
okay,
if your job is
being a scammer,
you're probably just
popping up any security
footage and then we're like,
let's see if this works.
Like that's your whole day
just popping up
and seeing if Pizza Hut's
password is Pizza Hut.
You know what I'm saying?
Or if Concrete Live's password
is Concrete Live.
Let's find out.
Hey,
wait,
Stop.
What did you just do right now?
Change your passwords, my friends.
Do you remember the last password?
Do you remember any password you've had ever?
Yeah.
Give me one you don't use.
Oh, I still use them.
Okay, it's T.I.
What do you mean?
It's after a song from T.I.
Which one?
Don't worry about it.
Angie, what T.I.
24's?
It's like, it's because if I say it, then that's my password.
Okay, it's Illy.
I love you?
No.
It's mother effort.
I'm illy.
That's your password?
What?
It's a soft of paper trails, T.I.
Okay.
And now people are you know
a paper trail.
Go on your laptop right now
and change your password.
Change it all.
It was my bank account one too.
Okay.
You're over sharing now.
T.I.
T.I. Take it.
Is your Chase Banking at?
Yeah.
What's your pin too?
Well, we're at it.
She was just telling me her sister's password.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
No.
While you're at.
All right.
I like how it's a T.I.
Because low-key, I would never, I thought it would be a Nelly song.
No.
It was just really stuck in my head.
I'm like, oh, that's such a great password.
Now you can go into her account and get whatever you like.
Yeah.
Oh.
Wow.
All right.
Look, before getting to the weather with concrete, we do have some movie news.
And I'm going to tell you a truth, a lie, and a secret.
Are you ready?
All right.
All right.
First up, we got you with the truth.
And the truth is.
that K-pop Demon Hunters
is coming back
for a round two.
There's a sequel that's set to be in the works
to drop at Netflix in 2029.
So everybody that was a demon hunters
for Halloween, maybe save those outfits.
Because that might work in a couple years.
2029 is going to be a while
just because low-key animation takes a long time to make.
Yeah, 20209 is crazy.
I know.
Yeah.
I always hate hearing the like when the stuff
is going to happen because then I feel like
that's not going to.
I'm going to forget.
That's 40 years from now.
That's 40.
I'm going to grow old and I'm like, I'm going to be a kid no more.
That is four years from now.
Hichol.
I thought he said 40.
I thought he did.
Yeah, Kahn's going to be pushing 50 by then.
Wow.
Equal.
Oh.
What's that kind of morning?
He's saying it because you're not in the room.
And also it really, you know how Netflix doesn't put out how much they make or they don't put stats up?
Yeah.
They don't have a box office really to be like, oh, they's got this many streams or anything like that, right?
But K-pop Demon Hunters did have a sing-along version that they put for theatrical release.
Yeah.
And they just put it for like a couple days and check this out.
It topped the box office with roughly $18 million over two days, just two days, $18 million.
Jeez.
All right.
Then around Halloween, the movie collected $5 million to $6 million.
So it's like if that's how much they're making when they just were for a couple nights at the theater as well.
Yeah.
If they didn't make a sequel, somebody should get fired.
It's like it makes too much sense to just make a whole new one.
Well, somebody should be fired for.
For this news, which we almost fell for in our chat, GTA, supposedly it was going to be a movie come to life later this year.
But it turns out that was a lie.
What?
Who is lying to us?
You, Vic, you put in our chat.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Like, according to viral social media claims about the GTA movie in development at Paramount, it originated from a parody account.
So they have disgusting film, and that's like a real account.
out and the one that posted it was disgusting fish.
Oh my.
Victor, really.
That's what, okay, yeah.
There's no GTA film in the work.
Don't get our hopes.
I like that.
I would have been pissed if there was a GTA movie before the game came out.
Before the six.
Yeah.
Like, come along.
We need GTA 6 now, not a freaking movie.
You know you'll do so you can stay on your room more.
I'm telling my mom all about it.
Acon, you play GTA on video games?
or in real life?
In real life, I've never played games like that.
Okay, so then
now I said a truth, a lie and a secret, right?
Yeah.
Oh, I have a really cool secret to share.
Okay, we all know this movie.
Look, it feels like a boom-bab song.
Eight Mile?
No, it's not eight-mile.
This is the Matrix.
Oh, okay, okay.
You ever see The Matrix?
No, I haven't.
I personally have not seen The Matrix.
Okay.
What?
Yeah, we're all in The Matrix, right?
now.
So all those red pill, blue pills, I had to research to get the reference because I definitely
didn't know.
Concrete, you've seen The Matrix.
I've seen The Matrix.
You saw when it came out, huh?
It's not a diss.
It's not a diss.
It came out 99.
Oh, he definitely did.
Yeah, he did.
Oh, yeah.
No, I was just a little 14-year-old kid.
A little freshman.
You want to make that clear?
I was a child.
I was a 37-year-old kid.
I went to the red carpet, right?
Okay, so apparently here's something cool to know about the Matrix.
Apparently, you know how there's all that code that pops up
and it's like binary cold and it's like zero ones and zero ones or whatever.
Everyone was trying to figure out what it means.
According to a source that helped write the film and direct it,
it's a bunch of sushi recipes.
What?
And if you were to like translate binary code or whatever,
it would be a bunch of sushi recipes that the filmmakers love.
That's a spicy tuna roll.
Hot salmon.
That's really the Matrix is what I feel.
That's wild.
Something cool to know the next time you watch it and you see the numbers tumbling.
I'm craving some Matrix right now.
He's amazing.
It's a sushi recipe, bro.
That's not why I said this story.
I just thought it was really cool.
It is really cool.
I keep it.
What, bro?
Oh, what?
What?
Not nothing.
Like, we need to do our own code for our own, like, al-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-D-G.
Yeah, like, hide it in a movie.
What's a binary?
Did you say binary code?
No, yeah, binary code.
B-N-E-O-N-1s.
B-N-E-E-E-N-E-E-E-L-E-E.
I think you're saying the same thing.
Yeah, same thing?
Yeah.
Bye.
It's by.
B-I-N-A-R-Y.
B-I-R-Y.
B-N-R-E-R-E.
Yeah, binary code.
Thematics.
It's super crazy.
Yeah, but if you were to dissect the binary code in the matrix,
it would be some cool sushi recipes, which is tight.
That's awesome.
That is really cool.
All right, look, keep it here.
We got the weather with Concretto on the way.
He's going to tell us all the way live from Nashville, Tennessee, what we can expect.
I hope you're not going to do the weather for Nashville, bro.
No, no, I'm actually doing it for a late.
Okay.
Oh, good.
You can go ahead throw a little Tennessee, because you're the only 10-I-C type of weather in here.
Oh.
I wasn't talking to you.
I was talking to Angie.
And now the weather.
Hell the dog!
With concrete storm.
Perritos, it is going down for the weather Thursday, November 6th.
First, we are off to the city of Santa Paula,
where Greg sees girls and he wants to halla, halla, halla, ha, ha, la.
Hey.
Let me holler at you.
Let me holla, hal, la, la.
It's 72 degrees.
Next, we're out to the city of Shadow Hills,
where hyenas are looking for cheap thrills, I heard.
Yeah, it will be 74 degrees in the perritos.
Who told you?
Greg.
Of course
Now we put up to the city of Bell Gardens
Where foods go to strip clubs like James Hardin
Let's get it
I will be 74 degrees
And last will we put up to the city of Colton
Where me and my girl Cruz
Bumping Michael Bolton
Your high will be 75 degrees
And tell me how am I
Sorry guys
Michael Bolton
Don't don't say that
You have to teach him a couple things
Put me on
Who's? Tell me, tell me how am I supposed to love you, dog. Just look that up, dog.
Oh, I thought you really wanted.
That too. That too. If he doesn't know Michael Bolton, how am I supposed to love you, dog?
Okay, I guess so.
All right. Hey, each year, Colton, each year that organize a community Thanksgiving effort called Thanksgiving in a box that provides ready to cook Thanksgiving meals, including canned goods, fresh trimmings to families residing in Colton.
So look for that.
Dude, it's going to be pretty dumb, man.
They're feeding thousands of thousands of families this year for Thanksgiving.
So if you're going through a hard time right now, definitely look out for that event called Thanksgiving and a box in the city of Colton Berritos.
Awesome.
Your high for Santa Paula's going to be 72, Shadow Hills, 74, Bell Gardens, 74, and Colton 75.
Pretty much cool out there in California.
Yeah.
Feels good.
What about Nashville?
It's hot over here, dog.
I'm here.
That's why, you know.
Thank you, concrete.
Congre will be here tomorrow, 715, with another dose of the weather.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you for the homie help line.
Joey needs our help, Joey.
Joey hit us up and said,
yo, brown bag, fam, I need your help before I give my mom another heart attack.
Jesus.
Full real.
He said, the holidays are coming up and I've been planning a trip with my girlfriend.
We decided on New York for Christmas and figured we'd stay through New Year's since our two-year anniversary is December 27th.
We bought our flights three months ago and have been hyped ever since.
The other day, I was hanging out with my sister and mentioned I wouldn't be around for the holidays because of the trip.
As soon as I said it, she went off.
She told me, I'm selfish for skipping Christmas with the family.
especially after what happened to our mom.
A few months ago, mom had surgery after her second heart attack,
and thankfully she's doing okay, but I can tell this one really hit her hard.
She hasn't been the same.
My sister said, what if this is my mom's last Christmas?
You really want to miss that for a little trip, your little girlfriend?
But Brownback, I don't want to sound like a bad son,
but last year we were in the same spot, and thankfully my mom is still here,
but we ended up canceling our trip last year.
The thing is, now I feel like ish.
Like, is she right?
I never even thought about it like that.
What if this year is the last year?
I've spent every single holiday with my family,
and this would be the first time I wouldn't
if I prioritize my girlfriend and myself.
I wasn't trying to be disrespectful.
I just didn't want to think negatively,
especially about my mom,
but now I'm questioning everything.
The trip's already paid,
for and last year we did lose our flight money because I didn't buy the insurance and it's our
anniversary trip we didn't get to do last year something we've been looking forward to but I just
can't shake the guilt so what do I do brown bag fam do I tell my mom I won't be home for Christmas
or do I cancel the trip and spend the holidays with her so that would be two years missing a trip
during the holidays no no he didn't go last year well no I'm saying like two years in a row
if he misses his trip yeah we're saying he's a trip yeah we're saying
He said last year he didn't do insurance.
I'm hoping this year you did do it.
No, he didn't.
Oh, it's kind of like you learn from it.
Yeah.
Does anybody ever buy the insurance for the flights?
Hell no, $30 extra.
That's how much it is?
Rather lose everything.
Rather lose all the hundreds.
Yes.
It's so dumb.
Yeah, no, some of them come with like flight security or like flight something like you're
able to switch it if something were to happen last minute.
It's a scam, but what if you don't switch you threw $30 down the drain?
Jesus.
And that flight's your got to be.
at least $1,500.
Really?
Yeah, because people want to spend the holidays and they want to spend New Year's Eve in New York.
Have you guys ever been to New York like that during the holidays or just in general?
That's a goal.
I've been in the like summertime.
No, not during the, not during the, not during the Christmas or the New Year's.
Everybody says it's amazing.
Of course.
Yeah.
Well, well, well, I've heard, I've heard, I've heard tales about New York.
If you're a ball drop, you better.
I heard you got to like have diapers on.
Yep.
What?
Ew.
I want to be there like days before.
Yeah.
And get your spot.
Yeah.
And it's the cold and it's New York and you can't move.
You leave.
New York is, New York is going to be like, yeah.
Get out of there.
They're not going to let you back in your spot.
Yeah.
Okay.
But that's besides the point.
It's our guy trying to do a Christmas vacation with his girlfriend and he loves her a lot.
But now it feels like it's either her or.
my sick mom.
Yeah.
My sick mom that was sick last year and we got through that.
So I'm assumed because he says like her health history hasn't been the greatest.
And, you know, I wish, I wish her mom's the best.
Any time that you have with your family is blessed time, especially if you're a close family,
you know, he says that they've spent all the holidays together.
But he's being made to feel selfish for taking this trip with his girlfriend, okay?
This also coincides with their anniversary so that it's like special to them.
And it's not like he can take moms.
You know, it's not like he can.
He can put her on a flight too, maybe risk her health in that sense too.
All of that is up in the air.
Yeah.
And he wants to know what should he do?
Should he stay back?
Even though, lo-key, it might not be his mom's last Christmas.
Crazy.
Or should he take the trip with his girl?
Even though, lo-key, it might be his mom's last Christmas.
Yeah, I was about to say that, like, don't feel selfish, bro, because my grandpa, before he actually passed away, it was about five years.
I'd be thinking five, six years ago.
what we thought he was in a pass away?
Yeah.
He didn't.
And so I was just like, you know what?
I'm taking this trip.
I thought you were going to die, but you're not dying.
Oh my God.
And he ended up living for like another like six years.
So he's passed away now.
Now he's passed away.
Yeah.
But like it was like in that moment, it was like.
What?
What?
I was like, dude, I was like, dude, where are you going with this?
Yeah.
In that moment.
In that moment, in that moment, I was just like, oh, we all thought he was in a
past away, but he didn't.
And then so we're just like, we're going to continue with our lives.
Yeah.
But you still got to think that it might.
might be their last, bro.
I remember one time my mom got like a diagnosis around the holidays and it wasn't the best.
Like they had found some type of growth, right?
And they had to test it and all of that.
But they low-key gave like a really, really scary diagnosis right before the holidays.
And it threw our whole family and like disarray.
And I'm not too sure that all we wanted to do was spend time together.
You know, all we want and her health was at risk.
Then the new year comes around.
They do more tests and they figure out how to, I guess,
work with what was happening and thank God
like it's we're past that that hump
but I feel like if I had gone on a trip
or if I had done something even just
just being the air not not knowing
would this be her last or not or it might be benign or maybe
it is malignant or whatever yeah I felt like okay
we just gotta be here for my mom but when did you move on
when I move on like what did you move on like lucky I still try to
spend time my family everybody else goes on trips
oh they do yeah they're this fool
in that situation. My mom's in El Salvador. My sister's in Henderson.
Everybody. So even your mom's traveling right now. Yeah, but I'm not. Like, it's because
they think I'm going to be here forever. What if it's my last Thanksgiving? That's what I'm
going to say. Concrete. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a Thanksgiving baby. Why are you guys always away?
All right. Why do I have to have pan with Pablo about my spell? Yeah, it could be Joey's last
Christmas. You never know. Whoa. Oh my God. What? No, no. He has to live it up.
He has to live it up. To his life, bro. Yeah. The way air traffic control is right now.
That cabron.
Facts.
Yeah.
No, that's real.
There's a whole lot of hoopla going around for the air traffic and flights and all of that.
Are you flying, by the way?
You're in Nashville right now, Con.
Are you there by flight or by car?
No, I'm actually running back.
Nice.
You're going to get so skinny.
Great.
I'll be there Tuesday, guys.
Oh, perfect.
Thank you.
All right.
What would you tell him?
I say he should tell his mom that he's not going to be here for Christmas and he should go.
because if she's not in the hospital, there's a lot of parents that are like real mama boys and the families can be really controlling.
And one, in the Bible it says, like, if this is his future wife, wives come before anybody.
So he doesn't know if this will eventually be his wife one day.
So, I mean, he should take the trip and he's going to come back.
His mom is going to be okay.
She'll be alive.
He'll have a good trip.
I mean, before just trying to control him.
And I don't think that's fair.
Yeah, she hit us with a Bible verse.
That's all Jesus Christ.
Yes.
But that's not his wife.
Yeah, that's just the girl for him.
Yeah, it could be.
It could be his wife.
Or it could be the girl that cheats on him three times with the guy that lives next door.
It could be that would be.
I never know.
See?
We're doing hypotheticals, Zez.
No, I'm sure the mom would want him to be choosing his.
Also, as a mom, I would want my son.
Even if I had two heart attacks, I would want my son.
to go and take the trip because these are once in a lifetime things sometimes people don't have
the money to take these trips they don't have the they're not in the right situation but if he's
has everything aligned then ready to go I mean why why be selfish I mean let him do that you know
I think his mother would want him to go even though she is sick she's not in the hospital right now
obviously so I mean it's a couple days he'll be back she'll be fine yeah what do you think con
you agree with Lizette?
I mean, yes
and no, I mean, when you put it in perspective
you're like, yeah, pass it's that way to eat.
But then, yeah, what about if she does hit that third?
I mean, go ahead, Lizzie.
Also, if she gets really sick and something happened,
he can also fix his flight and come home right away.
That's happened to me.
So, I mean, it's not like he can't miss it.
I mean, he could just cut his trip short.
But, I mean, I would still say he could take it.
Mom, don't die.
die, I'll be there in seven hours.
Hold on, wait.
That happened to me.
That happened to me.
I went on a trip to Hawaii and my mom got in a really, really bad car accident while
I was on the plane.
So as soon as I landed, I found out and then I had to fly back home right away.
So it's like life is unpredictable.
Yeah, you just get a trip, you know, obviously, yeah, like.
And granted, before this, your mom was healthy.
Healthy.
Everything was fine.
But life is unpredictable.
That's the difference.
Yeah.
Of course, life is unpredictable.
And you can make those heart stops.
or whatever.
But I guess this one is more telling.
It's more predictable that something might happen in the baby girl.
I don't know.
And not going to lie, but like towards the end of the year,
a lot of stuff starts happening if you notice.
You're going to see a lot more RIPs now, whether it's a celebrity.
I'm serious.
It's just naturally.
I don't know if it's a time change or just the seasons,
but a lot of stuff happens in this last part of the year.
Sorry to be that person.
Yeah, that's terrifying.
But it's okay, that's how we have Christmas and Mariah Carey and bright shining lights all the time.
Is that what she means when it says it's time?
No.
No.
No.
You better not.
It's charm.
Is that the last thing you hear?
All right, let's get a more cause.
We're trying to help our homie, Joey.
Joey is in between going on a trip with his girl to celebrate their anniversary.
This is his girlfriend.
Their anniversary is the 27th of December.
They felt like, look, let's spend Christmas and New Year's there.
That is a pretty penny to take that trip because everybody wants to be in New York at that time.
However, when he told his family about it, they got upset at it.
him because hey mom's sick she's had two heart attacks what are you doing like why are you not
spending it with us so now he feels like dang like should i stay should i go she's send her like
should i face time her you make sure she's fine face timer maybe i'm talking about his girl
she while she goes to new york should i face time her for my mom's bedside yeah yeah yeah
let it go by yourself tell her son a friend hey hey he'd be like hey come up there and be like
hey come you're good or what pado
Kind of just, you know, like, you know, just, you know, check the temperature, you know?
But you know, moms, bro, especially to the kids, I'm fine.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
I'm fine, no, nothing's wrong.
Nothing's wrong.
I'm just going to die, but go ahead.
Yeah, but go ahead.
All the check engine lights are on.
Yeah.
But when I'm madero, let's see my precious.
Ah, yeah, moms.
All right, let's go to Christine in Ontario.
Christine, Koeh, Christine.
Hi, good morning.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Talk to us.
should Joey do? Should he stay back on the trip?
Or should he take the trip with his girlfriend to celebrate
the anniversary? Or should he stay back because
his mom is sick?
Okay, so I have a lot of issues with this one.
So, number one,
she's not married to her.
Oh, my God. Exactly. But it could be his wife.
Remember, the last caller said in the Bible.
But he's not.
I don't agree with Lissette.
He's not a wife.
Maybe he's going to go propose.
Oh.
No. If that was the
case, then he would take the trip, no question that.
Yeah.
So there's not going to be a proposal.
Okay, so that's the first thing.
Uh-huh.
Secondly, why can't the girlfriend, if she was like material, you would understand that,
hey, go spend time with your family because they need you there and your mom is not doing
well.
We can celebrate your anniversary when we get, when you get back.
What's wrong with that?
Right?
Yeah.
Why does it have to be that particular time, right?
So I can say this because I've been in a situation.
I'm married.
My dad got sick.
And my dad's birthday is June 20th, 21st, our anniversary is June 25th.
I had to choose when my dad first got sick.
You know, my husband was kind of like, well, it's her anniversary.
And like I was telling the gentleman that called me, I told him, I made the choice to go hang out with my family and my dad.
and sure enough, a year and a half,
he got really, really sick and he passed away.
So he's going to have regret.
If something happens to his mom,
these are all memories that he should be making with his mom.
His girlfriend will be there, you know?
And again, it goes back to, it's not even a wife.
So that's just kind of how I feel about it.
Damn, girlfriend.
Yeah, every tree starts as a seed.
Yeah, I mean, like, let's,
That's right as far as in the Bible.
You know, wife comes first.
But he didn't even there yet.
Sheesh.
Yeah.
So.
But you know who's been there?
But you know who's been there?
His mom.
Yep.
You know who held him for nine months.
His mom.
You have one mom.
You have one mom and you have one dad, right?
Okay.
Put up with him and no one elsewood.
His mom!
All right.
Jazz has the stretch marks and saggy things because of him.
Oh, my God.
Exactly.
But who changes this clothes now?
Hopefully himself.
Yeah.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, Victor.
Thank you, Christine.
Victor, who changes your clothes?
Yeah.
We're not going to.
I'm not going to talk about it.
No, I'm all right.
The question is when it comes to his girlfriend versus his mom.
Oh, my.
We're going that way now.
Yeah.
Well, I guess that's what the issue might be.
How?
How was it turning into?
Celebrating your anniversary with your girlfriend or staying home with your sick mom.
The mom's already on her way out.
And this is just your girlfriend.
Maria Condé.
She's the one that told me.
go on a trip.
I hope you never talk about her like this.
My mom?
My mom would love if I went on a trip.
You would not be that.
My mom's already on her way out.
She should be the one paying for it.
Well, that's because you have a credit card.
Shed you just think too much down.
Maria, Maria.
She fell in love in Easton Lane.
Hey, Carrie, Carrie in Temple City.
What's up, Carrie?
When was the Ayes?
Hi, good morning, Brown Bag.
Good morning, Carrie.
Carrie, you sound like sunshine.
Talk to us about Joey.
He wants to know, should he stay home with his sick mom?
And as his sister and family was telling him, like, hey, she could go, like, you don't know if this is our last Christmas.
She's had two heart attacks and surgery.
Like, come on, bro, what are you doing?
Or should he go to New York like he planned and already bought tickets for his girlfriend to spend that in New York City, which is a great trip, by the way, great holiday trip.
What would you tell, what would you tell Joey, Carrie?
I definitely think that's a conversation Joey has to help with this mom.
not his sister.
I feel like a lot of the times the sisters try to deal trip.
And I understand the situation.
Mom's really sick.
I get it.
But at the end of the day, you know, Joey should have that conversation with mom because
mom just may be like, hey, make the trip.
I mean, they've spent a lot of time together.
I was telling whoever picked up the phone that actually when my husband and I got
married, his grandma passed away, like in the middle of her ceremony.
She wasn't present at the ceremony, but she was obviously at home.
we didn't cancel our wedding or anything
and then we had to leave the wedding
run over because the paramedic
still kind of had her body there so he could say goodbye
and then the next day we were
yeah we were kind of like
debating and leave to our honeymoon
and we were like well do we cancel the honeymoon
and just stay with your grandma
and kind of like what you guys were saying earlier
there was something he could have done you know
she was gone it sounds horrible we did end up going on
honeymoon and obviously
the services and everything happened when we returned.
But it was, you know, horrible.
We now are our wedding anniversary with his grandma's, you know, anniversary of death.
So that's kind of sad.
So much do you celebrate?
I know it really.
Yeah.
Do you celebrate?
Do you mourn?
Picture of both.
You know, it was very sad because his grandma actually raised him.
So it was like a mom to him.
Oh, my girl.
I hope you guys parts them out for the dead grandma.
Did you go back to the reception?
To your wedding reception?
So we did.
They actually ended up telling him
And he got like
Super, super drunk
Because it was sad
You know
He couldn't do anything
He wanted to have a good time
It was our wedding
So like at the end of the wedding
We lost him
He was like somewhere in the middle
Of the down mountains
And then I had to
You know, rush him in the freeway
He's like throwing up
He had to pull over
It was like
It was a good time
Up until it wasn't
So
Through it's a lot
You're just giving me reasons
why he should stay.
No.
Just stay, Joe.
What's that movie?
You don't want to be in New York City
throwing up and being rushed because your mom
passed. Wow.
In a mountain. Where do you find
a mountain? Carrie, did you like his grandma?
I did.
We just didn't spend a lot of time together
when, you know, we had
a kid in 2018 and we got married in
2020. So by the time we had our kid,
he kind of had, he moved in with me.
So we didn't really spend a lot of time with
them anymore. And that's another sad thing.
Yeah. So he spent all this time with you. Remember when I said you sound like sunshine? I take it back.
You sound like dumb. He's out of a broken heart. No, I always encouraged him to go back and see her.
But, you know, with work and with a kid at the time, he had literally just switched jobs to a more
demanding job. And it was just like when he was home, he wanted to sleep because he worked nights.
So it was kind of like, I need to sleep. And he just didn't know that was going to happen.
Wow, that's so crazy
When is the anniversary of her passing,
aka the happiest day of your life?
January 20th.
January 20th.
Damn, so they went on their honeymoon right after.
She was mourning when he was horns.
Okay.
Oh, great.
No, she was moaning.
He was mourning.
That's so crazy, Carrie.
Morning and morning.
Have a good morning.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Joey, stay, dog.
No, go.
Go, your mom dies.
Whatever, bro.
That's his mom.
Don't be like that great.
He could be taking shots in New York.
Angie, in South LA, should Joey go on the trip and his mom might pass away?
Or should he stay home and miss out on the New York trip with his girlfriend and his mom might make it?
Maybe.
Hi, Buenos Aires.
Hello.
I think he should take the trip.
Life is short.
He already knows
his mommy is going to pass away.
I mean, well, he doesn't know.
Oh, my God.
Jesus.
Okay, but I want to give in
Tuletti that, yes,
it's the time where a lot of people are passing by
right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She might.
I don't know.
He knows.
And it's not,
and it's nothing that's going to
that.
It's not.
Yeah.
My mom always says, like, when I pass
way it's not going to be a second before or second after.
It's when God says.
Oh, yeah.
Like, he's very like that.
See, and he's already prepared.
Oh, yeah, here we go.
That's what I was.
It's the truth.
And so it is a once-in-a-lifetime trip, so
Mommy will understand.
Mommy?
From heaven?
From heaven?
Like, New York didn't go anywhere?
Exactly.
It's new year.
It's the once-in-a-lifetime.
Didn't you guys just say that?
Didn't you guys just say that?
It takes a long time.
It does, it does.
It does.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
But once in a lifetime, it's, it's, with your mom.
She already made it twice in a lifetime already.
They had enough bread to do it last year and skipped out of it
and then made enough bread again to do it again this year.
Yeah, that's true.
Angie.
Engie.
But you're saying his mom will understand from heaven?
To understand from heaven.
He goes and visits her at a panion and takes her thing.
I don't understand.
Bring her a magnet.
Bring her back to New York.
I love New York.
No, but a lot of people are dying.
And you know what?
Okay, okay, we get it.
You sound like Trump.
A lot of people are dying.
It's going to just happen.
No, only celebrities die right now.
Two years yesterday.
Two years ago yesterday.
My husband passed away two years ago yesterday.
So I go to the background all the time.
You see, right now there's so many new funerings.
is going on and it's sad.
It's all the time.
Yeah.
That's what she's so funny because she's like...
She's been through a lot.
Angie, you put a little roller coaster.
Oh, that's a good question.
We're going to let him answer that.
But thank you so much for calling Angie.
Yeah.
She's with Katie.
All that guns are blazing.
Go take the trip.
Shon or stuff from heaven.
Yeah.
The mom will be watching over you anyway.
Yeah.
And he's crazy.
You're a glizzy mom.
Hey, these Tim's up for you, Ma.
And stomp on her.
KPWRFMHD1, Los Angeles.
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We're talking about Joey.
Maybe we need a dude's perspective.
We got Silvino.
Silvino in Upland.
Silvino, that's a great name, Silvino.
That's strong.
Hey, thank you.
Appreciate it.
Good morning.
What's your nickname?
Big Vino.
Oh, they call you Jr?
Yeah, because I'm a junior, but up until 18, it was junior.
After I got a job, everyone started calling me Silvino.
Silvino?
Oh, so you're phony.
Yeah, Sylvino.
We're talking to the homie, Joey.
Joey wants to know if he should stay home and be with his mother that's sick,
that's gone through two heart attacks and gone through surgery.
His family's telling him, like, bro, we don't know when she's going to go.
Or should he still take the trip to New York?
You know, last year was kind of the same go-around, and he stayed.
and missed out on the trip so him and his girlfriend want to celebrate their anniversary out there
and he's just thinking like maybe i should maybe it's cool to go it was cool to go last year and we and we
missed out on it what would you tell him he should stay he should stay girlfriend should be understanding
she should know what's up and also like he said it ain't like to go into the moon new york's going
be there and then right now during the holidays it's going to be super packed you want to go and enjoy new york
when, you know, maybe go for New Year's.
It might still be just as tagged, but, you know.
That's what they want to do.
That's what they want to literally celebrate New Year's.
Yeah, it's like for a moment.
Oh, they want to do New Year?
It'll be there next year, you know.
You're counting down the years.
And what's next year again?
You know, you only got one or two with your mom left.
You're going to have the rest of your life with your girl.
This is already twice, though.
Probably not, though.
Yeah, it's just your girlfriend.
You don't know.
They can break up next year.
Well, then I would be happy that I didn't go.
Exactly.
Exactly. Good job, Sylvino.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Where is your name?
There you go, Vino.
You never know.
Silver.
Never know.
Hey, last caller, our guy, Jose and Whittier.
Jose, Buenos Aires.
Jose.
Jose.
Hey, Buenos Aires.
Buenos deez, bra back.
Jose, you said that you're kind of going through the similar thing as our guy, Joey.
His mom is going through it.
Has had two heart attacks and is kind of down right now.
And his sister's like, hey, bro, like, you got to stay home for the holidays.
We don't know if this is our last time.
But they kind of gave him the same spiel last year and he stayed home and nothing happened to mom.
thankfully so
but he wants to take the trip with his girlfriend
to celebrate their anniversary
what should he do?
Yeah well you know
I have a sister she's the same way
she's very manipulated
you know he gives you the guilt trip
but I mean hey I mean
look for me like I'll go visit my mom
you know I'll spend time with her
but when it comes to like
you have a trip to go
hey you go you know you
my mom's understandable
she's like hey have fun miho you know
We'll be here, whatever.
And, you know, my mom, my mom is sick.
And, yeah, she's telling me, go have fun.
Go out there.
Go out of you.
For me.
And what does your sister say?
Hey, desgracialo.
Yeah, yeah.
She's like, oh, there you go, you know, you're not considering, you know, this and that.
Your sister's a hater, huh?
Hey, she is a hater.
She is a hater.
Always a hater.
Told you.
I'm telling you.
Hey, what if that's his last trip?
See?
What about that?
Also, the last thing might not always be the best.
Like, let's say this is the last Christmas with the mom.
It might not be that great.
You know what I'm saying?
No, I'm saying because I, no, you remember the best memories,
not the last memories when somebody passes.
You know what I'm saying?
I remember when my parents bought me like a 28-inch Magnavox TV when I was like 11 years old.
Like, it wasn't the last Christmas I ever spent with them.
You know what I guess it's less about you more about them.
All right.
It's less what it's going to mean to you.
It's more, no, it's more that you're spending their last time with them.
Yeah.
But you guys imagine their last Christmas was alone.
But you also spent the best time alone.
Yeah, not with you.
My kids mean the world to me.
Yeah.
Anything without them, it feels crazy.
Yeah.
I don't know.
This thing called selflessness.
I've spent 29 years already.
29 Christmases already.
Okay.
Missing one's not going to hurt.
You're not.
I'm not.
I'm just saying.
Get the girl that you have an anniversary with first.
muchs
yeah that's fine
all right
Joey take the trip
because everybody else
made us feel sad
about not taking trip
yeah that's
take the trip
take it
but before we do that
let's get into some
chisement Angie
okay
no dude
this one's crazy
like I never thought
I was gonna be out here
and saying like
the president of Mexico
got groped
in front of everyone
in public
yeah man
so she was saying
yeah dude
no so she was saying
that she was walking
which is something
like she tends to do
like she likes to walk
with the crowd
be like
that reach be reachable to people right approachable yeah approachable things like that so she's walking
she's taking pictures things like that right and then this man out of nowhere like he comes from
behind her and gropes or like grabs her tautas and he tries to kiss her and then shortly after like
security was like pushes them away yeah but apparently like this guy was drunk or a per that's
what they're saying you could definitely tell he was drunk but i don't think he was drunk because
i'm looking at the video which you can see it at brownback mornings 106 on instagram because this dude
he comes he's not like wobbly or anything yeah he is he hands up or the um he's wobbly he leans into her
crazy so he has his phone he gives it to someone like asking like almost to be like pretend that he's
gonna take a picture yeah and that's when he gropes the president of mexico what do you guys call it
beer balls uh there's no excuse for that oh no no but that's yeah like hey bro catch this
yeah yeah oh like catch this moment yeah yeah yeah he intended it but he was intoxicated yeah
yeah somebody socked him in the face
right then and there.
For real.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, I guess this is a thing, too, with presidents in Mexico.
I believe the one previous to her didn't want any security and liked to drive his own car
around.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, out of the, like, their White House, their version of the White House, he would every
day also open the doors and say hi to everybody.
You kind of want to be as approachable as possible.
They did.
But that is very scary, especially kind of knowing what we know about Mexico.
and what's recently happened, you know, with government officials out there.
And she does the same.
She wants to seem approachable.
And that's the first thing I think on everybody's mind.
Like, dang, it was so easy to get to her.
Yeah.
Which the wrong people knowing that info is really crazy.
That's too accessible.
Too, too much, too much.
Yeah, and I believe she started, she pressed charges.
Because initially in the video, she tells them, it's like, he's fine.
Like, I don't think she wanted to seem, like, she didn't want to make a big deal.
Like, I do see them, like, pulling him off.
And her kind of saying like, not saying that it's fine what he did, but like trying to de-escalate.
Like, you're okay, everybody's okay, type of deal.
Because she's a leader at the end of the day.
Yeah, she had to keep herself calm and things like that.
And you're right.
The guy was arrested and he was identified as Uriel Rivera-Marthine.
And she is pressing-
Yeah, chill out.
Don't put that on my maiden last name.
That's a dog, chill.
You're not the only Martinez, my- I know.
Don't put that on us, please.
Okay, Uriel Rivera.
Just some food in Mexico.
Well, forget that part then.
So she is pressing charges.
And apparently this guy, he was also harassing other women in the crowd too as well.
Oh, yeah.
Sock that fool up.
Yeah.
And now she's a creed.
Yeah.
He is, dude.
He is, dude.
And so she did address, like, the whole nation.
And she was pretty much making it, like, a broader issue of sexual harassment and violence against women.
And she was just saying, like, this is something that shouldn't happen.
And I don't want to, I don't say this as a president, but as a woman.
Because this is something that happens a lot in Mexico, as she was saying.
A lot all over the world.
Yeah, a lot of over the world.
And she's like, she put her trust in, like, her people, like, to be able to walk with them and stuff like that.
Somebody's got to get fired.
I'm sorry.
Sorry to be that guy.
Okay, that's what I was thinking too.
She's like, I've walked around, like, a couple celebrities, like, at, like, a football game and I can't even get close to them.
There's, like, a force field of security guards in the front and in the back, you can't even get close enough to take a selfie.
And the fact that he can, like, grab her.
Like, that is, like, bro, fire the whole staff at this point.
But that's what, like, what Lettie was saying, like, the president before, where,
go out in public and just...
And I get what the, I guess, the intention is,
but there should also be somebody right there still.
For sure.
I saw the video and I kind of felt like she had enough time to look around and be like,
what the hell?
And she didn't.
Like, it just kind of went a little too far.
I get you.
Because there was a...
You got to peep the video to see what we're talking about.
Brown by Mornings 106 on Instagram.
There was a woman that was holding her.
So I think in her brain, she thought it was still the same woman.
There was a woman that she was holding.
non-team and she turns around and so it could seem like okay the woman kind of got a little bit more
and it was like you see her kind of noticing yeah afterwards yeah but like I do think that in those
moments she didn't know like since she didn't see him she didn't know it's a man touching me or it's a man
grabbing me yeah there's so much going on like you never but yeah that's why your security detail
should be the one should be right there they need two T's they need the fools for that that
that Kendrick has and TDI yes they're really tall fools no top like I would never even think
Of, you know, like the fortress.
They need some members over there.
They need some members.
All right.
What else is going on?
Oh, my God.
Okay.
The sexiest man alive has been crowned.
Drum roll, please.
Drum roll for.
It's not you, Greg.
It's definitely not you guys.
Greg.
It's wicked actor Jonathan Bailey.
Who?
Just me?
Dude, okay, he actually did react to it.
My name is Jonathan Bailey and I'm the sexiest man alive.
I mean, I giggle, obviously, incredibly flattered and it's completely absurd.
That's a Brit.
The sexiest man alive says the word giggle.
Yeah.
But who is he?
He's actually, like I said, he's an actor from Wicked.
He's also known in Jurassic Park.
He is also in Bridgerton.
He's Lord Anthony in that.
Oh, he is in Bridgerton.
That's where I know that face that caca.
Okay, but I...
Sorry, no man is hot except my husband.
There you go.
There you go.
I know him.
because he's been making headlines.
Hey, bro, yeah.
But keep it down, keep it down.
I don't want people to know.
But yes, I know him because of the headlines
that he's making with Scarlet Johansson.
He's the guy that's always kissing her
at the red carpet in front of her husband.
Oh, we made a big deal about it.
I think life's too short not to be able to show your friends,
the true love and embrace kissing the friends, I say.
All right.
Now you remember.
All right.
We're going to embrace getting socked up.
That part.
Okay.
We can't just have gone from the president of Mexico getting groped to this guy kissing up on his friends and then saying this.
I think life's too short not to be able to show your friends the true love and embrace kissing the friends.
It's just too gross for me, Doug, right now.
Like, I'm still in the...
What a creep.
The sexiest man alive.
Yeah, creep!
You get like a free kiss pass if you're the sexiest man alive?
No, you do not.
That's what he's acting like.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, if you guys remember he is actually the big...
It's a big deal because he's the first open.
openly gay, sexy as men alive.
And he also said, and Scarlett Johansson's husband said, like, well, he is openly gay, so it's just their friends.
Ah.
What?
Okay.
Because he's gay.
It makes it okay for him to kiss Scarlett Johanssen.
No, I don't.
I don't think it's enough.
That's the basic woman.
No, don't.
No.
And you have some homies that are gay.
Yeah, and I remember.
You think you're mad would be okay.
No.
No. Do you think your man would be okay with them kissing you?
No.
Yeah.
But it works for Scarlett Johansson and her man.
I think it's just his accent.
It makes him get away with so much probably.
The butish accent?
Yeah.
Wasn't Scarlett's husband like, oh, it's like, oh, it's like, kiss me next or something?
Yeah.
What?
He's the same one like, oh, maybe he should kiss me next.
Actors are so weird, bro.
You too, too, too, too.
Yeah, my, in those pastasas.
Hi, Hollywood.
You trip me out.
I hate that.
All right.
All right.
Look.
Let's move.
on real quick, Offset and Cardi B, man, they're definitely going through a divorce and we're coming
to find out according to reports that Offset has rejected a $10 million divorce settlement.
It was an offer from Cardi B and he's demanding a larger portion of her assets allegedly stating,
I built her brand, I deserve half.
He's reportedly seeking a 50-50 split of their marital assets, spousal support, and a house,
claiming he helped build her career.
Vic,
talk to your money, buddy.
Dude.
Vic, talk to your homie, bro.
What?
Offset.
Yeah, talk to your homie,
Offset.
What is he doing?
Saying that he built her career, basically?
He made her.
To me.
Like, the marriage laws,
you can't go around him.
Like, and honestly, like,
we see these stories every day
and it's kind of like the roles are different.
It's like, oh my God,
she took all this money from him.
Like, who really was she?
Why does she deserve that?
And now we're seeing it on the opposite.
That's insane.
It is a trip to me
because I feel like he's also very self-made
and,
she was self-made before they got together.
Hence, like, the quote-unquote power couple, like, term that sometimes people get.
But I knew about her before I knew him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know about her before I knew him with her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, I think Cardi.
He didn't put, like, Offsett did not put her on and she did not put him on.
Yeah.
They had their own rise.
That's a crazy statement.
Yeah.
But, I mean, honestly, I think he's just holding out, like, just for more.
Yeah.
Because he's going to help a little bit, though.
Yeah.
He didn't help a little bit, though.
I'm sure they helped each other
Yeah
I think at the time that they got together
She had done
Like it's the whole motorsport era
But she had already been on loving hip hop
She had already been known in the strip club circuit
And social media had Boarkello
The song with G Easy that really helped her pop off
On the mainstream charts
I don't know that he necessarily helped her do
The I like it song with Bad Bunny
And J Balvin which also put her up on a crazy pedestal
Was he her partner and supportive?
Yes
Even Bruno Mars music too.
And you could say the same on the other end too.
Yeah.
She helped promote his stuff to amigos, things, all of that.
I think he's like on some like the laws, the law.
It says 50%.
That part is what you should say too.
I think that's what he's on.
And if he's probably like, if I had more money than her, she would do the same to me.
Yep.
And it's California law.
So I know that it kind of like gets built for these type of situation.
I feel like he's like standing on that.
I agree.
And honestly, if he comes out the victory in that sense, I'm wondering to because a lot of the like, again,
reportedly allegedly but kind of out in the open too there was cheating involved
how much that nullifies whatever agreement there is because I'm sure it's like yeah you get half
if you weren't out here cheating on her yeah yeah yeah there might be breach of contract
breach of contract yeah there I think there might have been something there but I guess the whole
I built her brand is a very strong statement reportedly allegedly to make on someone like
Cardi B I had a homie that helped his girl make TikTok videos right and she's like a social
media person and everything.
And literally, like, I'm like, oh, she's a really cool girl.
And that homie was like, yeah, I made her.
Oh, hell no.
And I'm like, bro, you made her, Greg?
And he's like, yeah.
Greg's going to make another one.
Yeah, it's Greg's going to make another one.
I did go out and radio and say that.
Yeah, you did.
And that's why you're blocked.
And that's why I'm blocked for no reason.
Okay, okay, okay, but what did you do after?
You see on the radio, Greg?
It's true.
He did.
I helped a lot and it's like, you can't.
Okay, I helped a lot is very different than I made her.
That's something.
I built.
Oh my gosh.
You didn't build her.
Yes, I did.
Was she better before or after Greg?
After.
After?
What?
She's all in the videos now.
She's hosting.
She's hosting things and they kick Greg off the lineup.
Oh, yeah, he did.
They just had that event, too.
There you go.
To get you to pay up, Señor.
I know.
I'm like, oh.
We had you as her plus one.
And now we don't want you.
All right.
That was a lot of drama going on.
Let's give away some.
Let's give away some tickets.
Yes, please, please, please.
We have tickets to go to the Don't Fall in Love Fest to see our guy, JOP, do this on stage.
Yeah.
And along with future, Band de MES, Sweetie, Chief Keeves, Know the Product, DJ Quick, Baby Bash, Little Rob, Los Tucanis de Tijuana, and so many more.
But we need your best.
All right, we got Johnny.
You tried, Khan?
Give it two.
Okay, Connie.
Johnny, it does have a little mix of that.
in there, though.
I don't hear it.
JOP?
It does.
Yeah.
Okay, let's go to Johnny and San Fernando.
Johnny.
Johnny.
Johnny.
Yeah, what's up?
What's up, Johnny?
Give us your best.
Go ahead.
Oh, that's good.
All right.
Gladys.
She should go in a bathroom and get that reverb.
Yeah, the same reverb JOP has.
Gladys.
Hello.
Hi, Gladys.
Hi.
How are you?
Amazing.
It's your time.
Give us your best.
J-O-P.
Go.
That's going to be a thing.
I agree that.
Hold that.
That was AB and P-Wee-Wee.
Yeah.
Boom, boom.
Fernando.
Fernando in Southgate.
What's up, Fernando?
Hey, what's up?
Fernando, I need your best.
Give it to me, bro.
All right.
Wow.
That's good.
Fernando, are you really Jesus?
What is it?
Jesus Ortizpast.
Yeah.
No, that's not me.
All right, let's see.
Do it again.
Okay.
All right.
And our last contestant, David, David in Riverside.
David, when does this, David?
David, we need to hear it.
Your best JOP.
Go ahead.
Whoa.
See, it's an A-E thing.
Wow.
That's pretty close.
That's really close.
Yeah, I'll do it again, doing it.
Let me find out his JOP calling it.
I know.
That's why I'm tripping.
All right.
I'm going to have you all do it one more time.
Okay, okay.
When I call your name, I need you to do yours.
So first up, we got Johnny.
Johnny, give it to us.
Okay.
Gladys, gladys, give it to us.
Go.
Okay, here you go.
I'm the winner.
Is that a bird?
Fernando, give it to us, bro.
Well, you changed it.
David, give it to us.
That little rash
J.O.P is from the IE2
So it's maybe it's a little bit
It makes sense. It makes sense. Oh man.
Aba, all the other colors hold on the night.
We'll see if we got something for you.
Congratulations.
Though our guy David from Riverside,
you're going to go to Don't Fall in Love Fest.
I just want to prepare you
because there's a hot girl behind bars,
hot girl behind bars.
And she is influencing all of us
to debate what are homies, right, Greg?
And I almost got all my savings out and was like, I'm going to bail her out right now because she is fine.
You can't bail her out.
She's doing time.
You can't bail out people like that?
No, that's during trial, not after their sentence.
Oh, so that's not how that works?
No.
No, no, it's not how it works.
Okay.
I was already.
Then how does Shigna get Tupac out?
That's it.
Wait, what?
What?
Well, remember you can't bail out, but wasn't Tupac in jail when she got him out?
I don't know.
Oh, maybe he was there before.
trial or maybe like a waiting trial.
Yep.
But anyways, there is a girl going viral right now.
It's like let these her.
She is fine.
I didn't say she's fine.
Oh, yeah, I did.
Yeah, you did.
She's a hot girl.
But she's going viral because of what choice she decided to do.
Uh-huh.
She was in jail, like you said.
She didn't get ready with me.
But I was ready with me to go do 20 days in jail.
I really thought I was going to get out in two days.
I'm not to get out of here in a few days.
I ain't even do nothing wrong. I asked the officer nicely for my belongings.
Anywho, I'm shaving my top lip because I refuse to go to jail in my mugshot.
I'm looking like Ms. Pearlie off a Friday.
I'm putting on these little pants because these are my little church pants with my little jacket.
And I feel like I'm going to eat it up in court.
Like, I don't know. Daddy, what I look like?
My options was two years probation or 20 days jail.
And I chose jail.
So, yep.
The option of two years in probation, 20 days jail.
Okay.
So that's like, you know how they have the, like all the debates.
Like, well, would you, yeah, $500,000 or dinner with Jay-Z?
Yeah.
Now it's, would you do two years probation or 20 days in jail?
This hot girl chose the 20 days in jail.
That's right.
White con, you do you do the jail.
Oh, for sure.
It's only 20 days.
Dude, you know how much sleep I can get in 20 days?
Oh, my God.
It's a good reset.
It's a good.
Yes, of course it's a good reset.
What?
You get sleep, you get a gym.
You get fed?
Yep, dental.
Would anyone do the two years probation?
Okay, I think I would.
Like, what would be probation?
Like, they're just, like, checking up on me?
Yeah, and then you can't, like, you can't do anything that violates probation or else you get.
Yeah, I'll do probation.
Like, that's fine.
So even if you don't want to be in jail.
You can go to jail.
Yeah.
Even if you're hanging around with someone that's on, that's, like, affiliated, you can go to jail.
Jail.
Yeah, I'll risk it, I'll risk it.
You'll risk it.
Yeah.
I can't be in jail.
What if something happens to me?
Angie also don't know any like known felons or anything like.
I don't.
Well, my deal but okay.
Then she's just going out here and hang out here.
You also do illegal things sometimes, you know?
Two years is a long time.
You know what they say?
That's a long time.
What?
Yeah.
You would choose the two years?
Yeah, two years probation.
I'll keep my nose clean because look, 21 days builds a habit.
And that's like 20 days.
You're like dangerously close to like just start being like, all right.
I'm in the system now.
I'm in the system now.
I'm going to start robbing banks or something.
That's what I'm saying.
They always say you go to jail to become a better criminal.
I'd rather stay a beginner level.
Well, see, here, my only thing about jail is that the fools in there are going to know you're only doing 20 days.
And maybe they might try to like, no, not shank you, Angie.
But maybe try to trigger you to do something so you get up charges or like you get hard time in your time.
I'm sorry that I'm thinking bad about people in jail.
You guys, I'm sure they're great people.
You got to catch a bunch of fades.
Oh, my God.
But I feel like if you know.
someone is having short time, are you really nice to them or are you mean to them?
I get you.
Are you trying to get them to get more time?
I'd get out and just start talking all this smack to everybody.
I did 20 days.
Well, so, homie, how many have you done?
Hey, Greg's going to be like, I was locked up with Tori Lanes.
Yeah, I was locked up.
I was up in the, Tori lanes, you know?
Chris Brown.
Yeah.
You know, me and lefty, we homies.
Oh, God.
I was up in Pelican Bay, you know?
Oh, God.
And they wouldn't like con out.
He would just be so popular.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't feel like they would want you to be out in, what is it, it's 20 days?
in 20 days, bro.
He has long hair.
He'd be selling our shows.
And he would sign a bunch of pelle on his head.
Yeah.
Hey, that's not me, Perrito.
Sign my head, dog.
All right.
That's not me.
I feel, though, like I can make the 20 days in jail.
Like, I feel like I could do it.
And I'm going to tell you why.
Like, it's not jail, but it's really closed.
If you guys have ever been to a church retiro.
Yeah.
If you've ever been to one, yeah.
They shack you up, no TV, no TV,
nothing like everybody's sleeping it they literally
looks like orange is a new black like the
retiro that I was at it looked like that
you have to bring your own little belongings
take showers cold all of that and I was like
hey and you learn church stuff
does it get like that too what do you mean get like what
like orange is the new black
wait how to get you're not
stop let these of me doing burpees
but I did like three of those because my
parents thought I was really lost
oh wow I know all the
I love it it felt super
When you guys talk about Victory Outreach?
I think I was in one of those.
I'll make the shirts right now.
Free Letty.
Free Letty.
Free Letty.
She didn't do Letty.
Live from Twin Tower.
Free Letty toes backwards.
Right.
Victor, what's going down, bro?
Look, 50 cent beefs with everybody, right?
Yeah.
Yes.
All right.
Well, now he's beefing with the new NYC mayor, Zoran Mamdani.
All right?
They've been going back and forth for a while because 50 cent is not happy with Zoran's tax plan that would tax the rich more heavily.
Yeah.
So while Zoran was campaigning, 50 cent posted a photo of him and said he would pay him $258,000, which is a mayor's yearly salary, and buy him a first class ticket out of New York.
So he can just leave, like just give you this money and you disappear.
Oh, my God.
And it's been a whole thing, like New York, just like we had the special election out here in L.A., they had one in New York, the mayoral election.
Yeah.
And this full one out, and loki against all lots, because he's, I believe he's the first Muslim mayor.
He's really young.
He's in his early 30s.
And again, like, just kind of sucking it to the man, sucking it to the man.
Like, hey, you can't have us living the way that we do right now is what he ran on.
He wants better rent prices for the people that live out there.
But, of course, that does come at a cost.
And it would come at a cost to landlords.
And it would come at a cost to people that might be more wealthy, like a 50 cent.
Exactly.
I've got to take it from somewhere.
So he was recently on with MSNBC's Ari Melbert talking about his business.
back and forth with 50 cent,
and he had a great response to 50 strolling.
I do have to say,
even though we have a disagreement on tax policy,
every time I get a death threat,
I still listen to many men.
It's true.
It's a great song.
Damn.
He heard the other day.
Yes, that's a great way to respond to him.
Like, hey, I still love many men.
Still fan.
I get death threats too.
Still a fan.
It's so funny to hate this guy gets big
because there was people that like,
if he is our mayor,
we're moving out of New York.
And then someone else is like,
oh, okay, so he did what he did what he,
he said he was going to do.
He's going to make affordable housing because y'all are going to leave.
So now there's going to be more housing availability.
Yeah.
And then you see him playing many men and you're like, wow, I love this guy even more.
Yeah.
What you're trying to do or you're not doing to this guy.
And he didn't stop the trolling to 50 either because when he was announced as mayor of New York,
he chose to use 50 cents arch nemesis song, New York.
Check the thing.
Greatest City on us.
This is a jaw rule song to, for like a better term, Trump on 50.
Yeah.
He's just the other way around.
No, yeah, 100%.
I think that was great the way he came out to Jarl.
New York.
And 50s and responded, as he always does,
and he posted a photo on IG of his belongings,
supposedly his belongings,
which was a red Yankee hat and a bottle of his liquor
and a Canada dry.
50 cents belonging.
Yeah, like a little box, right?
And he said New York is over, pack it up.
Oh, God.
And then he started encouraging people to move to Shreveport, Louisiana,
because that's where he's been investing.
And the most ironic part about all this is he doesn't even live in New York anymore, guys.
Wait, he doesn't?
50 moved out of New York years ago.
He lives in Louisiana where he's building all his facilities for like film and TV and stuff like that.
He wants to make probably like a complex and stuff like that similar to, what's that dude's name that did it in Atlanta in Georgia?
Tyler Perry.
Yeah, similar to him.
A compound.
Yes, exactly.
So, you know, it's funny.
He's just like, you know what, this mayor sucks.
It's all moved to Shreveport.
Everybody's like, bro, what the, you know.
Come out.
Come with me, guys.
Yeah, it's just going to benefit 50, right?
Yeah.
But, you know, I was doing some digging, and this beef might be a whole lot deeper than we think,
because Mayor Mom Donnie might be a mad rapper and taking it out on 50 cent.
What do you mean?
Because before he ran for office, he was a SoundCloud rapper, and I have his music here.
Are you for real?
I'm for real, 100%.
What is his song club rapper name?
It's young cardamomom.
Check this out.
Bring the favor to the fish.
Bring the flavor to the rice
Who's the number one spice
Who's the number one spice
Is the flavor to the fish
Bring the flavor to the rice
Who's the number one spice?
Wow
I don't know how he didn't make it
Yo
Fire
Different time, different time
Yeah
I knew you would say fire
You need to run that back
I gotta do his put
Let's throw that back right here
Power 106
Just put blue face on it
Yeah
Bring the flavor to the fish
Bring the flavor to the rice
Yeah I
Yeah I
Yeah I
Spice
Who's the number one spice?
Who's the number to the fish
He was the flavor to the rice
Who's the number one spice
What?
Crazy.
That's just 50.
That's just 50.
Yeah.
He was seriously pursuing
rap as a career back in 2017.
He does have good comeback.
So I do think that he'd be like a good like battle rapper.
He was,
what is it called?
Debating with Cuomo.
Yeah.
And Cuomo is like,
this guy's never had a job.
He's just interned for his mom.
Yeah.
He has no experience.
And then he's like,
I don't have experience,
but I have integrity.
You can't say the same.
It was just like bars.
And then Cuomo was like, what if there's like a health pandemic?
And he's like, well, why should they give it to you?
You sent all of the elderly to die during that last pandemic.
So it was like he had like, yeah, come back for days.
He's really quick on his feet.
And I'm sure that comes from like the rap back now.
Oh, for sure.
Bring in the flavor to the rice.
Yeah, blue face.
Who's the number one spice?
Who's the number one spice?
Who's the number one spice?
Do the flavor to the fish?
Bring the flavor to the rice.
Who's the number one spice?
So I dare you to mash up.
that song with the greens, beans, tomatoes.
It's Thanksgiving.
Or put blue face on it.
Whatever you want to do, Gary.
I can bring my, I'll think of something.
I got this.
Okay, I like it.
I like it.
Okay, so I'm wondering, Vic,
because beefing with 50 can go two ways.
Yeah.
But it seems like 50 is being very playful.
So do you think it's like a, like a rollout of some sort of promo?
Like, hey, I'm a beef with you?
Because, like, again, you said, 50 don't live in New York.
anymore.
Yeah.
So what if it is something like I'm going to help you out by not helping you.
I'm going to help you out by dissing you.
By beefing.
And then like,
because it's so entertaining.
It is.
You got what I'm saying?
And it's a,
he's a perfect adversary.
And this is one of the first times where somebody's kind of getting the better of it.
A 50.
Yeah.
Never seen that happen.
Never happens.
And I'm sure as a rapper in his past life,
cardamomom is like,
bruh,
like this is my dream to beef with 50 cents.
And it's happening.
And which is funny too because like I listened to his music yesterday.
It was like,
it was so.
positive. It was terrible.
Bringing the flavor to the rice. He was talking about
just loving his family to him.
That's all he was like, oh, I love my family
so much. Now he's going to beef with Chance the Rapper because of that.
It was Chance the rapper kind of adjacent,
I would say. Really? Okay.
Yeah. Well, speaking of beef, thank you for that, Vic.
Speaking of beef, let's go back in time to the
Kendrick Lamar and Drake Beef, which is probably like never ending.
Superstar, Siza, who is clearly has
connections with both. He has connections with
Kendrick, of course, being part of TD and
all of their incredible collaborations.
But there's also a connection with Drake and her.
You know, they did have some sort of dating past.
They kept it amicable you could see.
Yeah.
But she's been interviewed by GQ and said when they asked her about the beef in particular,
she said it was something between two grown-ass men.
So why would I insert myself between something between two grown-ass men, you know?
And I feel like that's how everybody felt.
With the exception of the people who didn't feel that way,
Siza, same, same.
She said, I didn't really have a steak per se.
Obviously, I love Kendrick.
I'm signed to TDE.
That's my family.
Obviously, I've known Drake for so long, and we have a beautiful report.
And obviously, it's always unfortunate when the unfortunate occurs.
Well, yeah, it's because he had, bro, no, no, Siza, you're talking in circles and I don't like it.
Did we just get manipulated?
I love it.
I love it.
So what does that mean?
Nothing.
It is nothing.
It's nice, Siza.
Word salad.
Yes.
Oh, man.
It's always unfortunate when the unfortunate occurs.
Who are you?
Cat in the hat?
Who are you?
Oh, sizzolicious.
Yeah, when we saw her live, Lettie, like, she performed the songs with Drake.
At Super Bowl.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, we started the concert.
She performed the songs with Drake.
She performed the songs that she had.
Has with Drake.
Yeah, but how are you not going to do that?
Some of them is.
Yeah, Rihanna performed a song she had with Drake at the Super Bowl.
It's a lot time, but he went in here.
He went there.
No, I don't do that.
Yeah, I mean, you can't really throw.
the whole song away if it's just somebody that you don't necessarily get along with anymore.
Yeah.
Like the person's not canceled completely.
Okay, here's what I'm going to say.
And Siza was kind of in the middle.
Some people were in the middle.
Some people had to choose a side and stay there like Metrowoman famously said during the beef.
But I think with her, she chose the side.
She chose Kendrick.
Oh yeah, for sure.
And even if she's saying, like, I'm not going to choose the side, according to the way Drake sees things, she chose Kendrick.
Because Drake beefs with LeBron now.
just for going, just for showing up.
Oh, yeah.
A pop out concert.
Anybody that was on the show.
This girl was in, like, the whole tour.
And the Super Bowl performance.
I get what you're saying out.
To Drake, she chose the side.
I feel manipulated again.
But the unfortunate occurs when the opportunists happen, okay?
Yeah.
Okay.
Obviously, it's always unfortunate when the unfortunate occurs.
Sizzah!
And she says, she says, I'm not going to insert myself,
and I feel like that's how everybody felt,
except the people who didn't feel that way.
Lettie.
Sissa, what are you doing?
I would pay to see her breakup text messages.
I would say please.
What did she say?
The fortunate just occurred and it's unfortunate that it occurred
and me and you are on different life paths
and we need to find some healing within other people.
And I would feel that way if I didn't feel this way.
And I would still love her.
Yeah.
I know.
She'd be like, I think she just proposed.
So like we're married now?
Oh, sizzolation.
All right, keep it here.
