Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 598 She Hasn't Paid Back Her Own Pops!? 🤦‍♂️| Brown Bag Mornings (11/11/25)

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

The Brown Bag crew tackles a huge holiday crisis on the Homie Helpline, where a single dad is threatening to cancel Thanksgiving and Christmas because his 22-year-old daughter borrowed $2,000 for parking tickets and tags and still hasn't paid him back. You'll want to listen carefully as the team also reviews the dramatic and suspicious audio from Vic's viral "ringer dinger" chiropractor visit, discusses Kim Kardashian blaming psychics for failing her bar exam, and celebrates the saga of the woman who managed to make it across the Mexico border in a stolen car. [Edited by @iamdyre 👴]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown bag, the better. Come on. The sun doesn't come out to concrete twirks. Yes. Carliners six brownback mornings. And I just started twerking.

And he just peaked over that little hill over there. Turkey for all the veterans' day. Happy Veterans Day. Happy Veterans Day. It's 11-11. November 11th. I'm here. I'm Leti Greg is here.

Concrete's here. Angie's here. Jeter is here. So make money move. There we go. I might change today's background music though today to because we got BMF today. Blow money fast. Blowing money fast.

We're blowing money fast. Right? Essentially, I don't know. All right. How long or how quickly do you blow through your checks? Does anyone want to answer? A day. You'll blow through your checks in a day, Greg.

I've been guilty of doing it for like a day. So you get paid today and tomorrow no time? I'm already struggling to get to next week. All right. That's a good answer. He says one day. Concrete, how long it takes you to, like, blow your check? After bills and all that pretty quickly, maybe three or four days.

Like, after, like, it's a Friday. It's a pay date. After that, about three or four days, you're blowing my fast. Yeah? Well, I, yeah. No, I mean, I pay the bills immediately and then put what me care, right? No, poor little guy. You're someone that gets paid like different times though too.

Yeah. You're talking about that too. Like sometimes the club pays you, sometimes it's power. Still haven't got paid from some clubs, so that's why I'm struggling. Pay you up. Say their name. That's a whole other couple. He only works at one club.

Angie, how long it takes you to BMF? I feel like a week. Wow. Yeah, like a week. I manage. Because I give myself budgets. You budget. Wow.

I'm telling you. I have to budget myself and my gas and all that stuff. What's the crazy expense you did like in the last week? Well, it's because I put everything on the credit card and then when I see that statement, I just... Hey. It's gone. It's gone. Viet.

Vig, how long it takes you to blow through a check? Pretty fast if it's rent falls on the same day as child support, which falls on the same day before my car payment. You know what I'm saying? Oh, it's a like a triple dipper in my account, you know what I'm saying? Just everybody's saying. It's in my money or is everybody's girl. You know? That's the word when everything hits at once.

Yeah. That's hard. Those direct deposit, you're like, What's on? I know. Did they pay me? I feel like I'm always paying what, like,

because my bank does something cool, or at least I don't know that they've caught on yet, but like they'll pay it and then like wait for it, like the overdraft type of deal. Yeah. Like that stuff? And I was like, okay, I end up waiting for my check to pay off the stuff

that the bank already paid off. but is a negative in my account. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. So I feel like I've never even on a check if that makes sense. Poor money budgeting. Angie, we should be better than you.

All right. Well, according to a recent survey, it's actually a number of two days that people are saying it takes them to spend all their bread. So, Greg, you were really, really close. Yeah. Between you and Khan, because Khan said about three days that their check is gone. Gone. By that time.

Which is a really, really unhealthy pattern. Like it's really, really not good and sign of the times and all of that or whatever. So let's hope that that one lie is the truth about the 2K that. Are we really getting shamed right now? Live on air right now? No, it's money moves.

It's money moves. You know what, though? I think we change when we get shamed. We do. I need to figure it out. Says financial experts warn against this pattern and it makes budgeting stressful leaves workers living paycheck to paycheck

even if they're careful most of the month. if you blow your check within two days, it's up for you. Be very, very careful. You're like on the, you know when they say you're walking the plank? Yeah, you're walking the plank. It's exciting living like that, though.

Hell! Hearts racing all the time. Hearts racing all the time. It's a good ass. I'll trade you paychecks then. Oh, yeah, yeah. For a week. It's a week he has no shows, Greg.

Like, damn, man, should I put cheese on that burger titty or not? Oh, my gosh. Should I grab those two tacos or not? No ranch today, buddy. No wonder that at least here in LA, they're calling us the scam text capital of the world. What? I believe it. Yes.

Why? Apparently there's farms of phones that people have caught onto phones. You know, like, let's say you have phone chargers? Yeah. There's like 10. Some of them have 10. So they're using those and instead putting a bunch of sims in them. I don't know how.

Scammers, please let me know. And they're able to send millions of texts at a time. A lot of the IP addresses, a lot of like when FBI agents or like ATF or whoever is researching it or investigating it, it comes back to the city of Los Angeles. Wow. Listening right now is scam text farming. We get those easy pass ones. Yeah. We get the ones from the quote unquote the IRS.

What scantex have you guys gotten? Oh, you know what? Actually, I got an email right now. Oh, Andy. That I have some money. Where? On a prepaid card that I just need to click this. No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, we should call it, click it. Click it. Don't do that. Don't fall for the postal service one, the UPS one, Angie. Yeah, Equifax. Settlement. So maybe I said that. Oh, no, that actually might be one.

Oh, really? Yeah, that's like that was a good one. Okay, never mind. Click the link and put in all your passwords. Figure it out, figure it. Do the research for us. I honestly thought it was other cities and states that did the more of the scamming. I didn't know what was happening here.

I didn't think that. When I got, uh, identity theft, it was a few, it was a few, It was a few years ago, but they were traced back to like stuff in Florida. And it was weird because it was Florida, Detroit and New York that people were doing like really quick, what is it? Transactions from my card that they had taken. Yeah, but I've heard that some of those people were like, they just switch their VPN numbers and they make it seem like they're in New York, but they're in Nevada. That's what I felt. But apparently according to researchers or investigators, it turns out that when they actually sift through all of that.

It goes back here. It's right here. Man, because somebody scammed 31,000 followers into my Instagram so I can hit a million, please. Oh, for favor.

That's all we need right now. And what are those followers going to do for you? When you blow your check in three days. Well, nothing because Instagram doesn't have a... Monetization? No, health insurance, do I'm one fever

away from this whole enterprise just falling down. Just crumbling. Just crumbling to the ground. I got a big up. A phobotomist. What is that? When they take blood.

I was going to let her guess. Oh, sorry. A flobotomist. Do you what that was? When they take your blood? I want to blood. Yes, yesterday I went to an appointment to get blood drawn. And I've gotten recognized like cool places like Target sometimes.

Oh, so popular. It's super tired. Maybe sometimes at the grocery store. But I've never gotten recognized like while girls taking my blood. She's like, are you letty? And I was like, yeah. She's like, you have great veins. And I was like, thanks.

Her name is Raina. So shout out to Raina, the phlebotomist. That's a good compliment. It is. To have good veins. You got good veins. Yeah, okay. No, it's true.

I have great veins. Let me see your veins. I don't know. I don't know. No, no. No, I'm really vainy. Yeah? Oh, let's not show our veins now.

That's funny. Oh, Jose, you're crazy, dog. Why? Oh, he's thinking something nasty. Yeah, Cochino. He's like, I'm vainy too, and he said. Oh, Ben Nudo, Caled. Get out of here.

What's got to have a clobotomy. All right. I mean, yeah, yeah. Hey, yeah. You're talking about a vainy burrito. I know. You're gross. He said he has a Snickers bar.

You guys are nasty. All right. Hi, Raina. Thanks for listening all every morning. Raina, yo love Jose. He's all been nude. here. It's not what I meant.

It's not what I meant. Carque's weather's on the way. We can't get the weather's on the way. Have y'all peeped the new trailer for the Michael Jackson movie? Yeah. You told me about it right when it, where we're going to drop the trailer. Yeah. All right.

It goes a little something like this. Q, can you lower the lights from you, please? That's, shut out. Keep those feet still, my man. Why you love that? That's hilarious. It's not a comedy. If you're just hearing it, dude, you got to see it.

Yeah, that is the MJ Biopic Michael. It's dropping April 24, 2026, and Jafar Jackson, the son of Jermaine Jackson, is going to play his Uncle Michael. And it's really cool to like to kind of see all of that. The movie is directed by Antoine Fukuwa and will cover Michael Jackson's life and legacy. But there's already drama surrounding. grounding this movie. Already? Yes, and it actually has to do with an impersonator.

So there's a fake MJ out there. There's a lot of them. Yeah, there is. A lot of fake MJs. But this one looks really, really uncanny to him. And he decided to react to the, what would you say? The trailer? In person.

And this was his reaction. All right, because this is very important. All right. We've waited for so long for this. It's very important. He was ready. In front of the laptop, everything. Just nothing.

just caillito but people are giving him backlash as he being a hater he just had a stale face all of that so much so that he had to re-come on and say look I'm just not like those other streamers I'm sorry if I don't react like

your casual you know normal YouTuber streamer or he's not normal Twitch streamer or whatever you know they are they be hyping that thing I like how he turned into his life

they be high Maybe Michael wouldn't say that. Or would he? Or Woody. Maybe Deep Voice Michael Jackson would say it. I don't know. That impersonator thinks he's the one though. He is.

He feels like Michael left the legacy in his hands. Well, because he's the same one that he was, there was this one impersonator in Vegas. And he did not look uncanny. And so he stands and he crosses his arms. He's like, no, no, go ahead. You do it. You do it. Really?

Yeah. You dance. Let me see you do it then. He holds the bar really high. But really, you can't say too much. about the one that's going to play MJ in the movie because it's a family member, you know? So it's like, what can you argue there? Yeah, you can't fight that.

And a lot of people didn't know who was going to play Michael Jackson until you saw the actual trailer. So I'm sure he was ready to be like, it wasn't me, so it's not good. I know. I know, but what is he going to do? He's going to play that one era where he looks like that. Yeah. Oh, yes. Yeah.

He's already in the, like, I don't know, when he was dancing in Egypt, Michael. Yeah. He's like 92.92.93 Michael. And if you look at this guy, he looks like Sandra Bullock more than Michael Jackson. Ooh. Not Sandra Bullitt. She's fine. She is.

I like her. I like her. Speaking of great ladies, let's talk about the woman that is behind a lot of this movie. It's none other than Lady Gaga. Okay, so a few years back, Lady Gaga had purchased up to 400. pieces of Michael Jackson's clothing and like outfits. And reportedly, allegedly, the film reached out to her and said, hey, can we rent some of the pieces of Michael's wardrobe that you bought?

She let them use it for free in exchange, allegedly, for her being able to get on set whenever she wants and go see like the filming and stuff like that. She's a really big fan. And you know, when they did this sale of his stuff, it was to help pay taxes, debts of his death, the maintenance of like the ranch. and stuff, so we go to Lady Gaga for doing that. That's crazy. That's all she wanted, just to be on set once in a while? Yeah, because she loves them.

You would have got money? Yeah. You would have, she's Lady Gaga. She could show up on set anyway. No. No, not for you. Lady Gaga. She shows up without, no. Get out of here, lady. Lady Gaga shows up right now. We're letting her sit down. Come on. Yeah, but we're not the Michael Jackson movie or the family.

Like, they're up there. The family's involved. Yeah. That's good. I do appreciate that she did that. I think that's something really, really cool. And her owning all of that, I'm just going to trip out. Like, when are you going to wear it? I don't think she would.

What are you going to do with the red thriller jacket? Oh, that's hard. That's hard. Hey, you'll kill them on Halloween. You have the actual jacket. The actual? One of one. Yeah.

I'm selling my most iconic stuff that I wore on stage two guys, if you guys want to buy it. What? Like an Air Apostle sweater that I just... Ooh. What about your leader? No, no, no. He has a polo assassin shirt that he wore for Easter. You too.

Hey, let me get your Tommy Hill fingers shoes. It has a big old horse, like the size of my shoulder. It ain't real. Oh, my gosh. There's one homie driving to work right now looking at his polo like, damn. Polo assassination. And it's not assassinating, it's association. Whatever, whatever.

And now, the weather. Hell God, dogs. with concrete storm. Perritos that is going down for the weather Tuesday, November 11th. It is Veterans Day. Yes, yes, it is. We want to give it to all our veterans out there. You need for your service.

Yes, sir. Thank you for your service. And first, we're off to the city of Lake Los Angeles. What? I pray for my haters. Call me an evangelist. Where's Lake Los Angeles for? Yeah.

It's ordered by Palmdale. Oh, nice? Are you for real? I'm dead serious. Lake Los Angeles, scandalous, vandalist, handless. Call me Evangelist You pray for your haters I pray for my haters dog

Call me evangelize That they catch up Huh That they catch up Catch up A anyways Lake Los Angeles Your high will be 79 degrees up there

Next we pull up to La Cuyatta Flint Ridge This old fool got hands Call them vintage Vintage manned Vintage Manos And your height today will be 81 degrees Damn

And busts to the U-turned Strum is coming back right there Next, we grind her teeth all the way to Lomita. I'm running from the cops because I got a bowl of Cid, oh my God. Your house will be 73 degrees. Your house will be 70, the bag, like money bag. And the grinder teeth? Like at night.

I'm just, you know. Oh, why not? He's just kidding. He's just kidding. Call me a grinder. Let's go. Lastly, we see walk all the way to the. Find you on Grindr?

What? What? Oh, is it grinding for everybody? No. It's whoever you want to be. Scratch that. Can you hit the dump button on that? Lastly, we see walk.

That's right, all the way to the city of Costa Mesa, where I heard all the girls are Fresas. Oh, wow. We have a special fun fact about Costa Mesa. Please, Angie, take it away. Oh, my God, okay. Because the Mesa is where I got discriminated. One of the many cities have been discriminated. I don't believe it.

I promise you. Why would you discriminate you? Because I'm proud. Don't you work in Costa Misa? Yeah, so I would always go there. Yeah, so I would always go there. And so I remember I was on the freeway and it was like a merging lane. And then this old lady was driving really slow.

So like it's merging and I'm like, okay, let me pass her. This lady got really mad. Follow me all the way out to the freeway. She was cutting off cars and she caught up to me at a red light. And that's when she was like telling me the fricolera in English, telling me go back to your country. And she was like cursing me. She called you a Bim Brito? Yeah, she was.

How did that make you feel? Mad, but I'm like, at that point, I'm like, I can react because then I'm going to look bad because I'm the brown. And so I'm like, I kept the cool. I kept the cool. And so then this other couple, like, drove up next to me started cursing that old lady. And then the lady asked me like, are you okay? And I'm like, yeah, it's cool. Were they the same, were they the same background?

The ones that helped you and the one. Yeah, they were both white. Okay. Yeah. So that's, I guess, it's blame it on that lady specifically. So Costa Mesa is racist? No, because Costa Mesa also helped her. Well, yeah, but I mean, that's one of the cities that have been discriminated.

Yeah, that's true. That's true. And you're always going to remember that. Oh, yeah, for sure. Every time I pass that freeway. All right, guys, quick little recap. Lake Los Angeles, 79. Canyada Flint Ridge, 81, Lomita, 73, Costa Mesa, racing.

74 degree. Not all of it? How much? Like, a 10% or? Yeah, like, maybe like that. Yeah. Okay, so shout out to the. 90% of post a mess on.

Yes, but not that lady. Not that lady. That thought Angie cut her off so then like went to go telling me things. It's not okay. Yes, sir. I'll be back tomorrow. Your boy Concord for Barbara Morris, Part 106. 715.

See us back here for your weather. Esomero. Let's go. All right. Let's get into Home Helpline. All right. Check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help.

We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie help. Armando needs our help. Armando hit us up and said, Brown Bag, I need y'all advice because my little sister and dad are straight up

ruining the holidays before they even start. He said, so check this out. I only have one sibling. I'm the oldest son and I have a good but stressful job that keeps me away from my family a lot. I always look forward to the holidays because I get to chill and unplug from work with my dad and sister at the house we grew up in. But this year, my dad and sister are putting that in danger. My dad is a single guy.

He's usually pretty lonely. So he goes all out for the holidays when he has us kids and his siblings over. We always spend the holidays with him since our parents got divorced years ago. My mom got remarried, moved to Michigan with her new husband, and isn't really around like that anymore. So this is always a special time for us to go home and bond. My little sister, she's 22, borrowed $2,000 for my dad a few months back to pay for her tags and a bunch of unpaid parking tickets. And when she borrowed it, I told her she needs to pay him back. back ASAP because if not, he gets real grumpy.

Now fast forward to the holidays, she still hasn't paid him back. My dad's pissed, stressed out about money and doesn't want to host and doesn't want to talk about Thanksgiving or Christmas this year. He just keeps saying I'm not in the mood this year. Meanwhile, my sister's out here posting brunch picks and new nails on Instagram like she doesn't owe our pops a dime. I want to fix this. The problem is my dad is being stubborn.

not taking the money. I literally zeld him $2,000 and he sent it right back and got mad at me. He says it's not the point and it's not my problem. He says the $2,000 is his money and he was going to use it for the holidays and that my sister needs to pay him. So do I press my sister to pay him back or how do I convince my dad to take this money? Help me out, Brownback. when did he give her the 2000? A couple months ago. A couple months ago. Yeah, it's going to be a lot to stack up the 2K.

Yeah. And it's like, you know, when the dad's grumpy, it's terrible. Oh, thanks. It's a problem. It's a problem. It is. No, but I can see it from a dad point of view, though, like, you know, you want to be a father and you want to be able to put foot on your table for the hospital.

holidays and it's it's not the it's not the money to him i think i think it's the fact that like he just can't you know he doesn't want his son to give him the money and i get that like as a dad as a man you you want to be able to provide for your own he wants a daughter though to give it to yeah i i i guess if she needed help with that bread i don't know that she's going to get it in two in two months she's probably not trying to pay him either that's probably the another issue too it's like she's like not focused on us i don't pay him I want to pay him with him. Like, even if she was to pay him like little by little, like he would probably at least not be so grumpy.

Like, oh, she's being responsible. She's trying. You know what I'm saying? A couple hundred bucks here. Con, let me borrow $2,000. When? Right now. And when are you going to pay a bag?

Eventually. Oh. I'm saying no for you. Oh, hey, your wife's calling you. She's saying, do not do that. I would garnish your checks right here, though. Garnish your wages. When it comes to family, like if my pops or my sister or somebody were to ask,

you kind of just, I consider it. Gone. Yeah, a gift at that point. All right. Yeah. Because it's going to cause problems if you're just like constantly checking up. And then I know if I need it, they got me. Yeah, it's because it's family.

Yeah. And this is family. This is his daughter. No? Yeah. I think the best bet I'll probably give you like a W-9. Greg. Yeah.

So if you don't pay me, you're still paying taxes on that big dollar. You got a work-in-off now. No, I mean, I mean, I'm probably. I deal with this sometimes that my dad will be super, like, upset of my sisters and be grumpy at me somehow still. Like, you get it? Your sisters, I'm just, uh, and I'm like, what do I do? Nothing but just your sisters. And you should tell.

I'm like, what am I going to do? They're their own people. They're grownups. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And, but it spills over because when he's upset at one, it seems like he's kind of upset at everybody. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Yeah. So it seems like he may have, because they know their dad. They know their dad gets real grumpy. He's like, hey, you better pay. this back or else you know how he gets. And so this is a dad that kind of gets like that. It's just emotions. You know how it says pass asi.

And she hasn't paid him back and he just seems to be over with the year. He's by humbug this holiday season. And he needs to figure out like, dude, do I press my sister to pay him back? I tried giving him the 2K and he's not with it. Or do I convince my dad to take my money or how do we fix the holidays essentially? How do we fix the family drama before the holidays? holidays is what Armando wants to know. How did you yourself fix the family drama before the holidays?

We want to know about it. All right. Let's go to the phone lines. We've got Nikki and Bakersfield. What's up, Nikki? Hey, guys. Good morning. Buenos deia.

Nikki, talk to us. What would you tell Armando? Okay, so it seems like he already tried to talk to the sister and she just don't have the money to do it. Yeah. So between them two, what I would do is I'll be like, hey, sis, I'm going to give this money. you need to be dad.

Don't tell him it's for me. You know, give him his lump sum. Say something nice with it. Like, hey, sorry, I haven't been able to pay you. I still am, you know, falling behind. This is what I have. And then either he could chop it off just a lot or he could tell her like for Christmas present.

There you go. I get it, Nikki. Give it to her to give to him. Because he tried to pay dad off too. And dad's like, no, it's your sister. She's the one that owes me. So give it to her to pay it off. Right.

And then he feels like, okay, well, she's trying to pay me something, you know, $500 is like a good lump sum. Yeah. You know? And then from your dad, if you don't want to get a hold to rack. And then from your dad being grumpy now, it's going to be you being grumpy because you're the reason why his sister paid it back. We should not pay him back. Yeah. Switch is off.

I get it. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Won't hold her accountable. And it'll be like between them. But, I mean, he's already trying to give up two racks. Like, what's $500? And then tell your sister, you know what?

Give us to dad. Like, and, you know, like, and, you know, you. He could be upset at her on the low, but for now it's like he gets what he wants. The sister gets a little bit of credit, you know, like to the dad, so he won't be as upset. And then he sees her struggling. She never pays the rest back while at least the dad can, you know, deal with that later. Nikki, you sound like a great problem solver. I try to be.

I try to be. All right. That's a good idea. I think that's a great idea. I think she just solved the homeowner play. I think the dad is ruining Christmas. Why? It's too much.

Relax, dad, relax. But so, so. I think it's funny, too, that, like, just give them some of the money because it's, like, $2,000 out of nowhere, he's going to start asking questions. Yeah, it'll be too suspicious. Yeah. So, like, in payments, a little $600, a little $400, $600, $s,000, you know what I'm saying? As somebody that gets ticked off, right?

Even if you fix the problem that got me ticked off, like, it's just more like, it's a different, it's a different solution. You think, like, okay, then it's just going to solve it. Yeah, come on that. Yeah, and now all of it's like that. I'm not ticked off anymore. No, now I need like, hey, how are you feeling? Or hey, what do you want to do?

Or things like that. Communication. All the shins. But that's different because you're a girl. Whoa. Sorry. Don't like give me a little puppet. Okay.

But what were you saying, Angie? Oh, I was saying it's different because you're a girl, so you need all that validation. You need all the emotions. But this is the diet. A guy. You guys say that you don't talk about your feelings. They do. They just get angry.

That dad's all in his feelings. All the holidays. movies where there's a grumpy person, it's a fool. It's the Grinch. It's that one fool with those Christmas paths, a Scrooge. Yes. It's you fools. What about Jim La de Way?

He was just trying to get his son a toy. Yeah, but I'm not going to hallo. Destroyed the city. What is it? Seaponis Munoz. All right. But how do you help a parent out that already the holidays happened? I think even if you give him the two kids.

Now it's like why it takes so long or what night. Now you don't, it's going to be another thing that's not really going to solve it. But I guess how do you help the parent that's like, I, yeah, no care. Like, call me in 2026. If I'm here. I'm like, God. All right. Vic and San Fernando.

What's up, Vic? What's up, Vic? Vic. Victor. Oh, it's actually Brianna. Oh. Hey, what's up, Brianna. Wow, that's a crazy name.

switch Brie Brieh Talk to us What would you Talk to us? Hi, good morning Brown Bag

Good morning Okay So what I would do You know Obviously the money That you know The dad let the sister borrow

It's something that He's not going to see Unfortunately Because once you let somebody borrow money You know It's not something that is going to get returned

Like Pelican I feel like He should take initiative And just host it you know, whether it's Thanksgiving or Christmas, take initiative and just say, dad, look, I'm going to take care of everything. You know, I'll cook. I'll find, yeah, just show up. And then we'll celebrate and keep our tradition.

I think that's a great solution because he was mentioning, thank you so much for reading it back to that. Armando was mentioning about his dad that usually he's the one that gets like all in the holiday spirit, puts the stuff together at the house and make sure that everybody's having a good time. And loki, maybe that's been a wear and tear on him. you're putting it as the 2K that your sister took but god damn i'm parent what you guys went for me lately i'm tired yeah i'm tired exactly exactly yeah i mean i feel like go ahead yeah no no sorry go ahead no i mean yeah i just feel like he he should just take initiative and you know once his sister sees like you know his her brother took it initiative and you know didn't bring the tradition i feel like she's gonna be like damn like i must up you know

Thank you so much Big free All I hear is rich people Just $2,000 is nothing to you guys It's a lot That's a lot of money Everybody's like just go to get over it No they're not

For the girl to pay But like what are you gonna do when it's up You don't be bad? It's like if it's not coming Like you can't just Shake her down And it's gonna come out He wants to help his dad get

In the mood again Yeah the holiday season And also We didn't talk about Or we haven't mentioned so often that moms, they're split up. She's probably having a great Christmas in Michigan with her new man.

She got me remarried. Yeah, she don't care. She's having a white Christmas. Back. Nobody's up. Okay. In a cabin somewhere over there in Michigan. For a white Christmas.

Everybody knows your name. I guess how do you help someone get in the Christmas spirit? singing singing Christmas songs that's what Elf taught me Christmas carols All right Angie you love Christmas Yeah

You're in a house with a lot of people Yeah Are any of them ever Like the bah humbug of the bunch And you guys got to help cheer them up Oh no okay So my mom every year She threatened this with like

Not having Thanksgiving So every year She's like I'm done I'm done I'm not gonna cook You guys just always expect me to cook The turkey And I'm like lady come on Like we do the sides

Like, you just have to worry about the turkey. And so before, I used to like, I used to beg her, right? And now I'm like, fine, I'm just going to find somewhere else to go. So I gild her. Oh, you gilded her too. Oh, reverse psychology. I guess before she had you guys, because, of course, you were probably younger and it's like, oh, yeah, I don't want to do it. And you're like, no, mom, please, you make the best turkey ever, mom, I love you.

Yeah, exactly. What size would you make? I would make the veggie. Yeah, the vegetables sprouts, sparrig. Spargette. What size do you make? Stop. Mexicans don't be eating on Brussels, Brussels, Spraff with Thanksgiving, dog.

You're a liar, dog. My mom will still have the rice and beans. My mom still makes the rice and beans and then a whole chicken from my dad. The whole chicken just for your dad? Eat out of my turn. He does it. He deserves it. He deserves it.

He deserves it. All right, so I guess throw it back at him. If he's being grumpy, I'm not in the mood this year. You know what, Dad? We aren't either. Matter of fact, we're going to go, Mom. What's going to Michigan? Kill him.

That's so mean. Now he's out. Now he's out. Two-K. And you guys are leaving him again? What the son should do, he should get her like, you know, he should get him a little Mrs. Claus to come over. Yeah, I feel me.

Get him in the holiday spare. Give him a little candy cane. Get him a massage. A little massage. Take him to karaoke. Hey. That's right. What's wrong with karaoke?

Oh, ho, ho. There you go. So I learned recently, and I hate that you bring inside jokes into the radio, so now we've got to say it. According to Vig, in Korea Town, karaoke is actually a brothel. According to Vick. From what I heard. How would you know? From my friends.

From your friends. It's your friend, too. Who? Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, hold on. Why are you? Why are you in a surprise?

I don't know anything. I heard. I was like, is this a rumor, Duno? And he's like, yep, I've been there. And then I left. He said he left that for five. Of course. Yeah,

because that's all it took. Can we go to call now? Yeah. Okay. Can you talk to the listener? Brian. Brian. Brian.

Brian. What do? What do? Top of the morning, brown, boy. What's up, Brian? Brian, we're talking to our homie. Armando has a really grumpy dad right now.

It may have to do with Armando's sister, owing dad about $2,000 that he lent her for car payments to help out, like, unpaid parking tickets, her tags and all of that. She hasn't paid him back. It's been a couple months. She hasn't been able to pay him back. And he,

dad is upset. Now he's not in the mood for any type of holidays. Armando's even try to pay him himself. And dad's just not having it. So he's trying to figure out like, dang, like, how do I get this girl one to pay him back? Or like even get my dad happy again. Because we don't want him to be a grump during the holiday season.

What would you say, bro? Man, you know, good thing that he's, let's just say that dad's not listening right now. Because if him hearing all the kids are going to Michigan, Oh, you just got to need a more, man. I know, I know. I'm sure. That's my best.

No, no, no, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. Like, I want to go to Michoacan. Yeah, they're in a lot of papa? Yeah, no kippa. But me going to matter.

All right. Papa no. That's never the answer. A pa, no. That's the answer. No, but for real, like, I think what the brother should do is, first off, that's a little sister, right, the one that owes the two thousand? Yeah.

Yeah. The big brother should give her the calentada real quick. What? Wait, wait. That's not the answer either. Hold on. Hold on. KBW.R. FM H.D.1. Los Angeles.

It's Farrow 106. L.A. is number one for hip-hop. And family. Yeah. Or a family show. Right. You know, you should just jump her sister. Magic's just fighting your sister.

Brian. Just putting it, you know, like grabbing a bar of soap, put it in a... In a sock? In a sock? In a sock. In a sock. Right. I know you're from Compton, but chill, bro.

That's for ruining Christmas. Or he gets a can'tclah, you know. You get a chancla. You know what I mean? You keep it clean. Yeah, with music in the background. Come my burrito sabanero. Oh, regardless of what our parents told us,

using the chancla doesn't make it better or different. Imagine getting jumped to that song. Come a burrito sabanero. Boom, boom, boom. Sorry. To your little sister? You have a little sister. I would never do that.

Okay. That's what you're in playing right now. Yeah. She wouldn't come around no more. Thank you so much, Brian. Thank you for that call. I would give her anything. Let's go.

Let's go to Lily in O'Hambra. Lily, we're talking about our homie Armando. He hit us up because his dad's not feeling too great for the holiday season. His dad, he knows, look, he knew a few months ago, hey, sis, if you don't do this right now, he's going to be upset for a long time. Sister had $2,000 in fees that she owed to the DMV, I guess like that. And dad helped pay her, pay it off.

She hasn't paid him back. It seems like Dad is upset about that. Armando's tried to pay him off himself. And he's like, nah, like, it's not your problem. It's your sister that needs to pay up. And he's just trying to figure out, bro, how do I make my dad happy? My sister's not going to pay him. How do I figure this out?

All right? Let's go to Lily in our ham, bro. Lily, what's up Lily? Hi, good morning. Hi, Lily. What would you tell Armando, baby girl? Armando is the brother, right? Yes.

Armando either needs to tell the dad to, hey, at the end of the day, that's your daughter, your daughter needed it, and if you're going to let somebody borrow money, it's obviously a risk, you're not going to get it back. And if he really wants the money, Armando needs to send it to the sister, tell her, hey, give this me to dad, he wants it from you, just pay me back. Yeah And I'm gonna put interest Oh yeah And a calentado on the side No no no No no

Well that's better than Jose's answer Jose said make her start An OF, you're weird And OF, you're weird Say something Jose For the holidays If you think about No

No No You're right enough Angie I don't know if you know this But you're a verb now I'm a verb Yeah you're a verb

I hope it's a good thing Not the way concrete used it. So let me explain. Concrete is wearing you pretty tight, bro. But he said I'm all angied out today. Yeah, he did say that. And that means? Because I'm wearing somewhat full-ongo clothes today.

My pants are ripped. His pants are ripped. Okay, I don't have any ripped clothes. My pants are ripped. I'm wearing crocs today. I don't have crocs. So being angi-out is. If my dad saw me right now, he'd be like.

I like, Ech. What we're one, baby, us. Welcome to the morning show. Hey. But they're clean, though. Yeah, me too. They should be clean.

They should always be clean, bro. Oh, yeah. And so then we got into a debate, Greg, myself, and Khan. Yeah. Because Greg, what did you say about Crocs? Bro, say what you said about Crocs? The ugliest things in the world.

Okay. No, disrespect, Con. Yeah. No, I'm disrespectful. And then, what did you say? At least they're not. Ugs. Mm-hmm.

Which, Greg, you own. I wear ugs. That is horrible. And I'm wearing, I just bought some new ones. And let these rain. I got the tassments. Hey, but I think when you think Ugs, bro, you think the boots.

Ogs aren't the boots anymore. Yeah. Boots with the fur. The 10 boots. Yeah, no, now they're like slippers. Yeah, but now they're like slippers. Yeah, but now they're like 2010. We're not wearing those boots anymore.

It's like the slide ones. We're wearing now. Swaggy. Meanwhile, can you please hold up your croc bro? We're going to make this a social media video. Yeah, for sure. No, yeah. These are Batman crocs.

Okay, but they just, I don't. How long have you had them? How long have you had them? I've had these for maybe about a year. The tire's worn. On the bottom it's... Yeah, the tire's worn. But it is a Batman crock.

It doesn't even have the thing that makes it sport mode. Oh, yeah, the strap would happen. I ate them at the airport. No, they just, no, it ripped off. It ripped off. It ripped off. Those look like they belong to the biggest third grader ever. You're right, baby.

You're right. I don't want to wear my sneakers. Like I wear noise cancellation for headphones? Is that what you're saying? Wait, I don't know about that. That's what he's saying. I know what you mean. Aye, aye, aye.

That sucks, bro. But so the debate is up in the air. Crocs are hugs. I personally like both of them. With me, with Crocs, I'm like, they're really good, like, especially for the house when you're going outside or stuff. Like, you just put them on, walk around. Yeah, they should stay at the house. Why?

I like them. No, they're comfortable. They're functioning. They're great. You know what it's functioning? Shoes. You're wearing Crogg You're wearing Crogg

Yeah, fool I shoes It's guys It's one of those days today You guys make it One of those days every day Yeah, welcome to the morning show Yeah

Wake up at 4th morning No man no But I just think Oh yeah Angie's wearing socks and slippers I think Ugs get a bad rep Because they're definitely changed up

There's so many different styles of Ugs And I feel like Okay we're doing it Now you can wear Ugs With jeans Like not just with the leggings.

Who said that? Pinterest. Tom Brady. Yeah, go put eggs of jeans. Maybe not, well, dudes do it too. It's not just a girl thing.

Greg, you're up on the hugs. Like, every time I see a dude wearing hugs. He might as well just wear jeans with like thonged sandals and no socks. Oh my gosh. You hear that, Greg. Send up for yourself.

Send up for yourself. I'm not about to argue with a person that has crocs on. No charms on it at all. I know. At least a naked. It's a raw crock, bro. They fell off. They fell off.

They fell off. They fell off. all the little charms that they all fall off. What are you doing with them? True. I run in there. I caught it with my girl that night, you know? With my crocs?

With your crocs? Hell. Los empernamos. That's the best part. If you're anging it up today, which now means being a Volonga, a shout out to you. Good morning. You're doing your thing, Angie. Yeah.

I guess. Podonga fly. Ooh. Oh, Podonga fashion. Oh, podonga fashion. You know what? At least I did my hair today. I did my hair.

I did too Okay, all right You guys, Angie There's some cheesement happening Oh, okay Well, it's actually really sad, you guys Cam Kardashian didn't pass her bar exam No way

Yes We have to stop and be sad for her Why are we shot? It's funny that we were actually talking about her lawyer show Oh yeah And then she passed the baby bar Which I guess is like a lead up to the actual bar That wouldn't make her a lawyer

And everybody, looky, I saw Like did she pass or not? Like we're going to wait to post or the results are in. And she ended up posting on her story before anybody like, hey, I just play a lawyer on TV. I didn't pass the bar. Boericita, you guys. And guess who she's blaming? Who?

The psychics. Her sidekicks? Chloe? No, no, no, not sidekicks. Like, sidekicks. She's saying sidekicks. Am I tripping? She's saying sidekicks.

Side kicks. Side kicks. Not sidekkees. She's saying sidekicks. Sidekick. She can say it. A PSY. I'm just letting you guys know that all of the psychics that we have met with and that we're obsessed with are all full of shit.

They all collectively, maybe four of them have told me I was going to pass the bar. So they're all full pathological liars. Don't believe anything they say. One, why did you go to a psychic about your bar? True. No, four. Four. Four of them.

Four. Four. Welcome to the real world, Kim. This is what stuff happens when you don't study, all right? coming from a family that has a lot of people that work in law doing your time. I thought you were going to say coming from someone that doesn't study. No.

Oh yeah, like all of them. Yeah, all my family does a lot of law. Oh, really? Yeah. So it's like I see them doing like, they put the work in. Yeah. So for her to just be like. You can't just show up and say I'm Kim K.

Write your name on the here's fill in the name. But she did say, you know, she did say she studied a lot. She did say AI been helping her and telling her lies. True. She did say, admit to that. That's really hard. She's not taking any accountability for her just not passing it. Yeah, it's a psychics fault. Yeah, she's passing the buck. Also, if you were sure, you wouldn't have to go to four psychics. Yeah.

If you're sure about something, you don't need to verify four times by otherworldly beings. I don't know, because sometimes I like to check mine in a horoscope compatibility, even though we're married. But you know. Like, you'll just check your compatibility. Yes. I checked mine in your compatibility. Maybe it's good. Maybe it's good that she's not a lawyer, dog. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. on, dude. Would you trust her as your lawyer? Like, if you had, like, absolutely. Well, I, yeah, I also think, I also think she comes from, like, she has a lineage. Her father was a renowned lawyer, you know?

So I guess that part of her, too, is she wants this. What I'm concerned is I'm wondering if once she gets it, is she going to continue it or does she want to be able to know that she got it? That's what I think. I think she's not even going to practice. Like, she's not, she's just going to get it and be like, look, I did it, guys. But she would get like a bunch of work though Like just like

Off the name Of course Kim K Law Services But is any of that work Worth her time Because she can be doing a million other things For a billion dollars Other like rather than taking a case

But sometimes money's not everything Well maybe that's something she could ask the psychics Is this worth my time? Yeah And then they tell her Once you got so much money You start doing things just for the love of things I don't know

Okay Okay I don't know if she's there Kim K I'm here for you Yeah Skims has a new job drop every week. I don't think she's doing it for the love and you're like right now.

Thing I will mention. Yeah. She didn't say that the psychics told her when she'd pass. Yeah. They just told her that she would pass. I'm just letting you guys know that all of the psychics that we have met with and that we're obsessed with

are all full of shit. They all collectively, maybe four of them have told me I was going to pass the bar. So they're all full pathological liars. Don't believe anything they said. same? There was more than four. They told her she was going to pass, but they didn't say when she was going to pass.

Maybe like in a couple of years. And loki, did she have a seance with them collectively? She was like, she's like maybe four of them. So there was more. That were like, girl, no. You endanger girl. I'm not how she failed. Because I failed my real estate test, guys.

You were going to be a realtor? Yeah. Look at me now, though. What was the questions? They're like, how do you pass or fail? Well, I studied for a hell of long time. I went to classes at Century 21. And I, dude, I missed it by two questions.

Do you know the questions? I don't remember. But what kind of questions do they ask? Like, if, say, if an apple tree is on your side, does the apple belong to you or to the neighbor? Oh, cool. I mean, that's like one of the easy ones, but there's a ton of the ones. What's the answer? Of course.

It's your apple. It's on your side of the street. Go ahead, Eve, bite the apple. But if the branch goes over to the neighbor's yard, they can have the apple. They can. because now you're on their property. Well, should I have you been elicitation? You should be a real estate agent?

All right, well, Kim Kay, she's a lawyer on TV. Yeah, not a real one. And by the way, have you seen the outfits on her lawyer show? Beautiful. Yeah, she has one that's like a thong on her. Oh, I haven't seen that one. Wait, wait a minute. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, our lawyer homegirls, like, we don't dress like that. I was like, yeah, I know. This is Kim Kay, though. Yeah, it's like the back is a poking out. Tanga. Yeah. Wow.

That's leadership agents. Yeah. I hope that trend doesn't pick up. That would be terrible. All right. Angie, what else is going down? Okay, you guys. Let's move on to some more drama.

Okay. It's because the guys are fighting now, okay? I'm talking about Omarion and Mario. And it all started because Omario actually, or no, I'm not sorry. It started because Mario actually went on to an interview, right? And he was asked, like, he was giving a list. And they asked him, like, A-Fool, like, off this list, do you think they can sing or not? And one of them was actually Omarion.

So when they asked Mario like, hey, what do you think of Omarian? He actually said this. Omario, maybe hit or miss for me sometimes. He's like criticizing his singing skills, saying like, I don't know. So Omario actually, he heard this. And he wasn't really happy with Mario's answer. He said, it's like, hey, what do you think of concrete jokes? And then Vic is like, it's a hit or miss.

But he's not a comedian, though. It'd be crazy if it was another comedian saying that. Okay. Oh, okay, like it for her. All right. Alfred Robles, um, yeah.

Yeah, no, I'll be hurt. Right? Because I like him. You know? Right, but he's like,

yeah. And I think it doesn't help that, you know, to Angie's point, it's like, you can kind of get the names confused a little bit. You know,

they're not that far off. Omario, Mario, Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. You can tell the, the,

no, I can. No, I can. I can. I can. I can. I can.

I'm saying, I'm sure they've been mixed up in their life. And they probably have some resentment towards each other. They came out around the same time. You know what? They have completely different sounds.

I know they do. I'm a big R&B fan, but I'm saying like to the casual listener. Anybody, the casual listener. To the basic over there. Wow. It's Mario or Marion. I got an icebox where my heart used to be.

I get you. Yeah, but Mario started with like B2K. It's fine. It's fine. Let's go back to the topic. Okay, sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

So, Amaria did hear this, right? And he was asked about it. And he's like, you know what? After that, I really wouldn't, I really wouldn't be working with him. And he continued saying this. I think you can have your opinion. But, you know, the moment I feel like there's no respect there, I'm cool. I'd rather step back.

I don't think it's respect there, especially for somebody like me that has been doing it before him. I'm just saying it's not by chance. It's by hard work. He said, you're my sons. Pretty. Which I give it to him. Because again, he started off with B2K, like years before. And then Mario came up afterwards.

Yeah. Got you. Got you. Yeah. Who are you going for in a battle? Mario and Marion. Are you going? You should let me love you.

Let me be the one. He also fought with or kick some foo off the stage. No? He did. Was that I. Camera. That was a camera. Or Mario.

Or Marion. You can't beat Omaro. You can't. You can't. Who has better dance moves? Omarion. What? 100%.

Yeah, Omarion has better dance moves. Yeah, Marrii. I think you're thinking of them. You're the basic that Vic was talking about. I think you're thinking. Who's more handsome? Trick question. Okay, you answer.

Who's more handsome? Mario, for sure. You're going with Mario? For vocals. For vocals? Yes. I would say Mario. Yeah.

Crying out for me? I would say Mario. Prying out for me is a great song. I would say Mario. Yeah. But I guess so Marion has the everything else too. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Exactly. He just, he just, his head on top of him. I'd be dancing like him. Yeah. All right. Like him. You should let me love you.

I got this unspot, sweat, my heart. I'm not sure. And then what? I want to play the winner, so, but who's the winner in family love you? It's Mario. It's Mario. Omario. I don't know, Mario has some hate to.

Mario got some bangers. Don't forget. He was on Post-to-B. Oh, Dad. Don't forget. Don't forget. Which one was on Post-to-Vee? Ooh, Post-to-B is a banger.

Who was on it? Chris Brown and a Homegirl. But no, but which one of these was on it? Yeah. Oh, Amario. What? Stop. Who?

Amarion. Omario, come on now, somebody. Come on now, somebody. Come on, somebody. You're going with domies. We call this segment, snap, crackle pop. Yes. What's going down?

Who in the room here has been to a chiropractor before? Anybody? Me. Chiropractor's been to us. You guys enjoyed it, right? It feels really good. Is the football the same thing? No. No.

Carripector, they crack back. Yeah, they crack you on a table. Bend you different ways. That happens after the football, too. Okay, then it is the same. There's this viral chiropractor, Dr. Donovan. Yes. And he came through.

Shout out to Dr. Donovan, based over here in Burbank. And he came through and gave us all a little snack crackle pop, like you said. Rice Krispies. And somebody in this room kind of enjoyed it way too much. And the way that, like, they were speaking. to each other as well. It kind of just, it felt odd, you know. I was, I was recording the video the whole time and I was like, is Vic liking this right here? Is this what you? Yeah, Vicks experience. You can see the video on our Instagram, Brown by Mornings 106,

but this is what it sounds like and just, it's kind of freaky. Listen to it. Girls, I'm going to fix you. Don't worry. All these muscles are going to start working. It feels amazing. It's strong, you know. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. His pelvis all. over the place. Oh my god, it's sticking out right here. He is thick. Put it right here, don't worry. Got loose him up. He's tight. Oh my god, there's a lot of inflammation in here. I said relax. I'm barely gonna touch you. He's like you already touched me full time. Are you relaxed? Hold on, hold on. All right, are you ready for this? The ringer-dinger. I'm gonna distraction you can breathe. All right, what is how about?

Big. Explain yourself. Vic, Vita's all inflamado. Yo, AI is... No, that's it. Oh, how are you guys? We need to do something about AI.

We need to do something about it. Sora, how dare you, Sara? It was crazy. Dare you put ring or finger in his mouth. Being framed by AI. Greg, you got cracked too, no? Just my back. I can't do my neck and everything

because my whole problem I had a couple months ago. His neck in his back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was putting this video to. together and add the volume up and my parents are sitting next to me and I was like maybe I should put this down. They're looking at me like what are you watching right? Like your search? Yeah.

Oh yeah, that's the girl. I'm going to fix you. Don't worry. All these muscles are going to start working. It feels amazing. This strong, you know. Oh, yeah. Dude, what?

Okay, go back to the part where he said I'm really tight. All right. At least you know I'm not no Lucy Goosey, all right? But he said he was going to get you right. What's the ringer-dinger? Yeah, what is it? What is it? When he, when he cracks your neck.

Which one? Dr. Donovan. You know what's messed up? Dr. Jonathan came and he was so professional. And he was giving us his whole story. He was a break dancer and he like, you know, yeah, while he was going in chiropractic school. Like, he was even homeless for a second. Oh, he was.

You know, while he was doing all that, got pop up on social media. And this is all we got out of it. This is all we're getting. Don't worry. All these muscles are going to start working. It feels amazing. It's strong. You know, that's.

Oh. I swear, dude, that sounds like the beginning of a corn movie. Have you seen those? Wait, why are you in that category? Not that category, cool. You're in that category. That's not what I said. Yeah, that's good.

Yeah. Oh, Rosecrans Vick, huh? How'd you get that name? Rosecrans thick. Roads cramps thick. What part did he say was sticking out? Yeah, true. Because there's a part he's like, ooh, look at all this sticking out.

I don't know, something in my back. No, your belly. You're belly bun. Maybe my yeeks, I don't know. All inflammation. All inflammation. I had a lot of inflammation. You're so inflamado right now.

Not the part when he's like, relax. Yeah, because you're doing too much, big. What are you like super tense on the table? Of course. Of course. Having a man touching me, I'm not used to that. But you liked it. It sounded like...

I didn't. Oh, okay. His pelvis all over the place. Oh, my God. It's sticking out right here. He is thick. They're right here. Don't worry.

God, we see him up. He's tight. Oh, my God. There's a lot inflammation in here. I said, relax. I said relax. Look at you. You got all over the place.

That's crazy. That part's crazy, dog. Look at you. Look at you all over the place. squirming Scraping and scrambling Scraping and scrambling Hey

No Shivering In his shambles Follow Dr. Donovan On Instagram He's way better than us We messed up We're messed up

Yeah Scraping and scrambling I said relax You're all You're all inflaming You're on his phone Has ringer dinger Ringer-dinger.

Ringer-dinger. And hey, happy Veterans Day. Happy Veterans Day. I want to shout out for veterans in my life. Big up to my cuneado, my brother-in-law, Oscar, who served in the Marines. I hope I'm right. I know he served, and my sister always posted him.

They say Semperfi. Is that Marines? Semper-5. Semper-5? He said in Spanish. He sent in Spanish. It's okay. Big up to Oscar, man.

I see all of that dedication and that. and that discipline he has. And then also big up my cousin Chentito. He was in the Army. Love my guy Chantito. And I'm sorry, I will never call you Vincent. Your name is Chantito since we're a little kid, so that's your name. But he's a soldier.

And I also want to show love to my friend Melanie Ravago. Her brother Ray Ravago went to the Army, I believe, when we were in high school, and he passed away. And I know that I've always remembered him on these days, Memorial Day, and Veterans Day. So I love to you. Anybody? Yeah, my whole family. My uncles, my cousins, my cousins, my cousins, even my... Beautiful.

Yeah, a lot of them went to the military. Oh, yeah, did you say that you, they wanted you to go, no? Yeah, they wanted me to go, and I was like, no, I'm going to be a DJ. They couldn't have DJs there, you know? And the military? Especially after this next story, you're going to be like, well, maybe I could have done it. True. Yeah, my boy, Mikey.

My boy, Mikey, great high school friend of mine, also listener of the show, you know, went and served, like, right after high school, and we had a bunch of going away parties for him, and he served a lot of time. A bunch of going away parties. We had, like, seven going away parties. Parties for him. Hey, Mike, he's going away again. Greatest time in my life.

Greatest time of my life. Yeah. Yeah. Shout us to him. He's a, yeah, veteran. Yeah. So, shout-outs to my brother-in-law, Fernando. He was in the Marines.

Shout-outs to my brother-in-law Jose. He was 82nd, everyone, prayer trooper. Oh, bro. Those are your cunas? Those are my cunios. Wow. Uncle Chris, which is, he passed away, but he was also Marines. Amazing.

And, you know, I have some homies, Echo, Jeff, Reyes. Oh, he was such a. You know, Jeff was also in the military. I feel like he was in all the branches the way that he was in all the branches. He was everywhere. Yeah, man. So shout us to all the veterans, man.

Thank you guys. I appreciate you guys. And we love you guys. And you know what I'm saying? We're here for you. Appreciate your service. And we got to also pick up the rappers that were once in the military too. This list really surprised me.

I'm going to highlight a few, but there are many, many more. I know one that Concrete will for sure know is this rapper. Why are you laughing? Because you know how I'm going to? Yeah. My, my, my, my, my music here. My God. Oh, my God.

Yes. I'm mad that I know it. My dad bought me that cassette tape crossing the border back into the States. F.C. Hammer served three years in the Navy as an aviation storekeeper, and he was actually stationed in Okinawa, Japan. Wow. Wow. Oh, my God. Can't touch this.

Can't believe that. Maybe that's where you got the parachute pants I did. Oh, yeah. You got to think. This one is going to make a soft smile. Okay, big up to the Shagster. All right. All right.

Big up to Shaggy. He was actually in the U.S. Marine Corps. He served as a field artillery cannon crewman and even fought in the Gulf War. Wait. So he's not Jamaica? That's what I was about to say I thought this whole time this guy was Jamaican No it wasn't him

You weren't no hard to play You let it be Where did that come from? That's so good I know a way ahead And a lot of times We like to think Loki like for this next act Like when they're street dudes

You put it on this turf but this will also put it on other terms when he was in the military. Patty cake, patty cake, I'm the bakers man. I bake them cakes as fast as I can. Malice or no malice

was in the U.S. Army for four years. I didn't know that. What? I did not know that. He's had a life because he started in the military. He then he rapped, reverend it up. Like this guy is a new town. I guess he is from Virginia.

The Army is based in like close by. Right there, close by. Yeah, right there. There's a part of there. There's a lot. You know how ocean's like, but that's there? Yeah. Yeah.

And then a car. And then I-ca. And Iya. Speaking of Aca, this one really touched my heart. And again, it makes me have fun memories and also, all respect, too. Nobody Oh, what?

Does it better? And big up to Nate Dogg at just 17 years old. Nate enlisted in the Marines and was also stationed in Okinawa as an ammunition specialist. Oh. Wow. Then brought those talents over here. Regulators for real. I'm sure nobody did it better.

That part. Oh, wow. This is that cool just to find out, I guess. You see these people, you know them as one thing, but to know that, man, that's a big life experience. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? 100%. And see, too, DJ, you could have been.

So I could have been a DJ still. You could have been a DJ still. That's crazy. And you had like some artillery experience, too. So I couldn't been that guy. You're really tripping about Shacky Hub. I can not believe it. I've been bamboos with my whole life.

With Shaggy. Ful we thought you were a Jamaican, dog? Why can't Jamaicans be in the... No, but... Okay, look. He was that drunk Jamaica. Like... Shaggy is Jamaican.

He was born in Kingston, Jamaica, but he moved to Brooklyn as a teenager and later enlisted in the Marine Corps. So he still is. Yeah, dual citizenship. There you go. Shardier, my angel. If we have Shagia on a plane.

When you said that he served in the military, I just assumed that it was like in the Jamaican one. Yeah. That's what caught me by surprise that he served. Wait, Jamaica has a military? I don't know. I'm sure. I don't know.

I'm sure every country has a military. Except Costa Rica. Imagine they're like, oh, bomb a club. Man. No, don't do that. Why are you changing your voice? Why are you kidding my voice?

Oh, my God. This was supposed to be terrific. Like, don't love. Respect. Respect, man. Hey, man, we'll get the smoke wine, man, man. Before we go to war, man. Can we put one in the air, man?

I love this song. My kids love this song. Thank you for your service, Shaggy. Thank you for your service. America, we love you. I ain't here, don't worry. God, we're listening to him up. He's tight.

Oh, my God, there's a lot of inflammation in here. That's Vick's new intro. Oh, my God, he's tight. That's Vic getting snapcrackle pod by a chiropractor homie, Dr. Donovan. Vic liked it. He mixed the jiggle off-lux. You were sore after that? Yeah.

You a little bit sore? Yeah, my shoulder. He's still sore right now. A little bit. Yeah. But that's the least, yeah. Speaking of somebody who didn't get caught red-handed, all right. 29-year-old Alyssa Wilson of Simi Valley allegedly stole a Toyota Sienna from a sober living home in Thousand Oaks yesterday.

From a senior living home. Oh, like a rehab? Like a rehab. and made her way to the border. All right, listen to this. Stolen minivan led police on a pursuit from the San Fernando Valley all the way to the Mexico border. The driver stayed on the southbound 405 freeway for much of it

passing through Orange County before getting on the five. Authorities tried to deploy spike strips at least four times during the chase, not successful. CHP now telling us the driver made it across the border into Mexico just before 1.30 this afternoon. She holley! That's the first time I've ever heard of anybody making it pass. Yes, yes.

Right? The only other time I've seen it was in Blue Street. I was going to tell you that. In Blue Street. And that was a great movie of a movie. Tengo Ungato and Los Pantelones. Yes. Watch Blue Street.

I think I saw it on Netflix. I love that movie. Such a good movie. I love that movie. We just pulled the ending, but we didn't watch it. She pulled the Blue Streak, you guys. She made it across the border 155 miles. Bro.

In a Toyota Siena. That's so good. Toyota Sienna is the, van one, right? Yes. Those are sought after. Those MPGs, I just looked it up. That's 36 highway miles per gal. No wonder she made it. Yeah. Yeah, like those strips

did not work on her. No. So the criminals hey, every criminal out there. No, we're not going to say that. Don't do that. Don't do the crime. My dad has a Toyota Sienna. No way. Can I borrow it? For what? Don't worry about it.

Tenguangato and those pantalones. Big Tenor rob a bank in the Toyota Seattle, that's crazy. Definitely don't do crimes in Toyota, Sienna. No, of course not. The speed and, like, the ability to just even make it there. That's what I was thinking. Immediately my mind went to like, what kind of car did you get?

Because you always see, like, people in the chargers or challengers. And then the spike strips get them, boom, right away. They don't make it, you know, past like three miles or whatever. But, yeah, they went, she went about three hours and got across the border. Nobody expects it to Toyota Sienna. You know how comfortable that is there? I'm wondering if they caught her. No, no, they didn't.

And they're not pursuing. They're not sure. They're like, she's just made a crossboard, not a problem anymore. Well, dude, she's... What? She's self-deported to some people, you know what I'm saying? She's white. She's white.

Wilson, yeah. Get her back. We don't want her over there. Go back to your country and take your Toyora Siena, yeah. Leave the car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Leave the to yore.

Leave the to yore. Ustessessna, please go back. Oh, man. So, yeah, she's not. No, they're not pursuing her. She's a little capture. Yeah, they said it's unclear if Mexican authorities are going to work

with the police in the U.S. What I want to know is why was she running? Apparently she had a little mental breakdown. Yeah, she stole it from. Oh, she was going through it and things. She was trying to get out of Dodge. Ish, butter-boosh. She got a little menti B, you know.

A little mentee B. Mental breakdown? It's like that, but cute You know? Be cute Meantib. Sounds like a new rapper. Menti.

Me have five million. Men tib. You just got a little mentib guys. Let me chill. All right. All right, keep it here.