Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 602| Brown Bag Mornings (11/17/25)
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I think this, I'll let you go, bro.
This is a good or bad app.
New one.
What's going down?
If you guys could talk to the dead relative again, would you?
Yes or no?
Yes.
No.
No?
No?
It's not a relative.
What do you mean?
He asked the question.
He asked the question.
He asked the question.
Yes, I guess.
It depends.
It depends.
Well, open up your phones right now because I have an app that's bringing your dead relatives back
To life.
No.
Yep.
It's called two-way.
And all it takes is three minutes.
Mm-hmm.
And your relative will be on your phone, on demand.
No matter where you are, no matter what you want to do, your relative is there.
Someone that's passed away.
Yes.
And it's called two-way.
It's spelled different, all right?
Two-W-A-I.
Mm-hmm.
Two-way.
But the thing is, too-way.
The catch is that the person has to be alive for you to actually have them on the phone.
Because what the-on.
Hold on, dog.
How can you be alive and death at the same time?
What that does is, like, say I'm doing you.
Okay.
Whoa.
Yeah, like, I get you.
Download my data or, like, the way I speak or all of these get my consent while
I'm still here, should I pass, then now you have me on your phone.
Yeah, so it scans you front ways, sideways, backwards.
It scans you all 360.
Okay, what do you need backways for?
That's the spouse edition.
It scans you and it turns you into an avatar on your phone.
Yeah.
So it takes your speech, it takes your looks, and you can.
You can ask it anything you want.
There's a commercial about it right here.
Everybody hates it.
But it's low key.
It sounds cool to me.
Listen to this.
Mom, would you tell Charlie that bedtime story you always used to tell me?
Once upon a time, there was a baby unicorn who didn't know he knew how to fly.
This baby unicorn was like your mom because she didn't know that she knew how to fly,
but she knew how to do all kinds of fabulous things.
Hi, Grandma.
Hey, Charlie.
How was school today?
It was really fun.
I'm going to this crazy shot in basketball.
I don't really care that much about basketball.
What about rush?
Stop.
Grandma, stop talking.
Just tell me one thing.
So they're talking to the grandma.
Yeah.
Can you start arguing with the person?
I know.
Hey, you shut up.
You shut up.
Hey, but if that was like the character of the person that passed,
and you know, this whole video is surrounding someone's mom, the young lady's mom.
Yeah.
And that's when I, like, I took it to heart.
Like, do you really care about seeing one of your Tios or Tias?
your abolito you never really talked to
or like your parent.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
And I think
thankfully none of us
have been in that situation
but I don't know
like if I were to like
you know when you see those videos
of maybe someone who's passed away
their parent that they put like a little
build to bear like the sound of their voice
or things like that like
or they build things like out of a shirt
of like a little bear right?
To me I'm like I wonder
how much I would yearn for
hearing my father
hearing my mother.
Yeah.
Low-key, like, this app messed me up a little bit
because always just think about when my grandpa told my ex-girlfriend one time,
like, I'll have Greg's kids because I'm going to die soon.
So she's, I'm never going to be able to meet great.
My, like, Greg's kids, yeah, like, damn.
But now, this app, maybe I can use this app from like, hey, grandpa.
Well, you can, according to you, now you, that they had to be alive in the first place
to give their consent.
She's ruined it for me.
That got all sad.
It is, it sad.
I got all sad, dude.
It's a really sad convol.
Like how far is too far when it comes to someone that's passed away.
And clearly we do as a people always try to connect with someone that's passed away.
You know, that's like mediums exist.
You know, we always like see the patterns like, oh, the hummingbird or the butterfly, you know.
We're always in search for when it's someone that we really love.
We're always in search for that connection once they're past.
I much rather have the old school traditional way, like you said, let's you with the butterflies and the look for like subtleties
and how they can speak to you
or even like a voice in your head
like, oh, I wonder what they would say,
I think it would be this
or they come to you in your dream
because this is just too far and creepy
for me.
I don't like it at all.
Would you say this is the spirit
of the person?
No.
Not even close.
Yeah, it's fake.
And that's easy to say again
now that we don't have someone
that we've lost like that.
Yeah.
You know what?
It's been teasing me to be like,
I wouldn't want to see him
but then I'm like, I don't know
how much I'm going to miss my dad.
I miss that fool when he leaves.
Yes.
You do different types of things.
Yeah.
I guess it'll be weird because they're not going to talk in like my dad's cadence, you know?
They will.
No way.
Essentially what this was saying is that they give the data that he's going to talk in his cadence as he's talking into the app.
So you think if I died that little things will be like, hey, what's so perron?
Yeah.
If you leave it like that, if that's how you speak to it.
If that's how you speak to it, then it would be something that comes back to you in that sense.
You know, I think about my dad and I think about like, okay, all these, these videos.
if you could leave to somebody.
That's what that feels like.
You know when you hear these...
Oh, they'll just take all the audios from my skits?
No.
No, no.
Not what I could say.
Not what I can say.
But like, okay, so some people, you see the stories of, you know, he knew he was passing,
so he sent me flowers every year till the rest of my life.
Like, he did that.
He pre-planned that.
It seems like this is a, I'm pre-planning to not be here, but in case I go, here's this or whatever.
That's what that seems, if the other person's involved.
Yeah, it's like the end of scary movie
When he's like, if you're watching this, I didn't make it
Oh yeah
Yeah, Detective Spooner
Yes
Yeah, but no, this is like
I get what you're saying kind of like yeah
Not the same cadence
And there's no way that this avatar can
Smoke a cigarette and blow it in my face
And tell me not to smoke cigarettes
Like my dad does.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah
Of course it can't
Of course it can
But I just go back to like
Even wanting a little bit of that person
You know there's a reason why people are like
In AIing photos
with their deceased person
next to them, right?
Or hugging them or hugging their children.
There's a reason why, like, on holidays,
portraits of someone that's passed,
like get put into, like, a family portrait.
All of that happens.
I remember one time for my Aweilita,
there was, like, at that time,
at this time we do a whole,
you could do a whole SORA app,
but it was that you can make an image blink.
Like, you can make it see,
and kind of tilt its head a little bit.
But for me, I'm like,
I have no videos of my Aolita.
I have nothing.
that like I have to hold on like
we were all sharing that within the group chat
and we were all crying. Yeah. So I get
like there's always that like
Yeah, no, I've been seeing those air videos. Yeah. Even
Kim Kardashian, the video of her dad that Kanye
got for her. I don't know what that. You never seen that? Yeah, he
actually made like a hologram version of her dad
for her birthday and it's literally like it sounds like him,
looks like him and everything and they all sat around
and watched it and they were crying and bawling at the end of it.
Look, you we can't say that we're not for this and have liked the
Tupac hologram. Oh, that is.
It's true.
That was pretty strong.
We were all like, oh my God, Tupac is at Coachella.
Coachella!
Yes.
Don't lie.
We all love that.
We knew that food wasn't here.
We knew he didn't consent to the Coachella from Mormon.
Yeah, now, don't do that for me, though.
If I go, don't be making no AI of me growing wings and flying away.
Everybody's getting sentimental.
I'm like, I'm going to make my dad do backflips.
Because your dad's still here.
Yeah.
If your dad wasn't here, you'd be like, like.
like, dang, I wish I could talk to my dad.
I wish I could do an AI video of my dad growing wings and just flying away.
If someone had sent you a video of your dad after he passed, you exactly.
No yore.
No yore.
And, granted, we don't matter to you like your kids do.
Like your kids would want you.
A video of me flying away with wings?
No, of you.
You're adding the wings.
It seems like you want that.
Have you guys seen those?
Yeah.
Those are playing basketball with two pots.
Yeah, it's like, they're right there still smiling, and then they turn around,
and then it's like, wings, and then they go into heaven.
That's too far.
I'm just saying, does everybody go to heaven?
Come on, let's get serious here, guys.
For your kids, you're going to.
Yeah, what was that one for?
Like, hey, like throwing the peace sign going into hell.
Like, I don't know.
Elevated down?
Elevade you down.
I like it.
I like it.
I get it.
It's for a lot of people, it's not going to make sense.
For the people that it does.
Yeah.
Like, they are whole.
And everybody grieves.
different. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's true. I like it.
Just don't be doing videos of people that you don't know, Greg. There's no reason for you to get, yeah, somebody's
backside shots, all of that. I'll be so creepy. I could be Drake's friend for once. I'll call it Drake.
All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean,
phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Samuel needs our help. Samuel. Samuel hit us up and
said, hey, Brown Bag, I need y'all's help because I'm low-key crashing out and don't know what to
think about my relationship anymore.
He said, I've been seeing this girl for about six months, and we made it official two months ago.
This past Friday, she finally introduced me to her friends.
These are her day ones that she always talks about.
I was nervous as hell because I wanted to make a good impression.
He said, I pull up to their friends giving and everything's cool until all of a sudden things get weird.
her friends start talking about hitting the club after
and said they're going to call some guys that they all know to come pick them up and take them
I look at my girl expecting her to shut it down since I'm literally standing right there
but she doesn't she's actually down to go with them
for a second it felt like I wasn't even in the room
I told her I couldn't go because I had to work early the next morning
but we could do something else together instead
and she told me she still wanted to go with her friends
because they're all her best friends.
Now, Brownback, what kind of best friends are those?
Why are they encouraging her to go clubbing and ride with some dudes knowing her man is right there?
And why wouldn't she at least check in with me or ask how I felt?
I didn't want to make a scene or look insecure in front of her friends, so I let it be,
and she left with them to the club after Friendsgiving, and I went home.
All alone, so sad.
I'm not going to lie, it didn't sit right with me at all.
He says, I feel like I didn't have a say yet telling her not to do things because of how fresh we are into our relationship.
And I don't want to be that guy to her friends, but I'm loki crashing out and I need your help.
Is it controlling to ask her to put our relationship first or am I overthinking this whole thing?
Please help me out, brown bag.
Valid crash out.
Oh, yeah.
He hasn't crashed out.
No, he is.
He's been chill.
Internally.
He's trying to figure out.
What should I do?
He's bursting at the scenes.
Yeah.
You can see the flames coming out of his ears and the smoke.
And keep in mind, this is the first time he meets them.
Yeah.
This is the first time he meets the home girls, which is a very, very important, like, day for you, day for your girl, day for the friends.
100%.
I've been that bad friend before.
Like, first impressions, it was terrible.
They wanted to fight me.
What?
The girls?
Yeah.
What did you do or say?
Nothing.
I said, because I told them no.
Because, uh.
Okay.
wanted to play. I don't get it.
It was a, it was like a
housewarming party. Somebody had just moved to their apartment.
Right? And they were like, hey, Greg,
can you DJ? And I said no.
And I was like, I'm not going to DJ. This is my first time meeting, y'all.
Like, that's going to be messed up, right? Like, I want to
hang out to have a normal party.
Yeah. And they thought I was kidding.
And they thought I was like, oh, like,
he's actually going to do it. So then when I pull up
to the party with no equipment or no nothing, they actually
were pissed at me, like,
and started getting in my face, yelling at me all mad.
What? What? Like, well, we had no
music because of you and blah blah blah blah and i was like wait what i said no i said no and they were just
like well this like wow wow they just kept going off and off and off and off and their dudes were like
they too like telling them to chill for the longest time after that they hated me for months
yeah valid just because of that one and that was my first time my first time meeting them ever so then how
we i don't know i don't get that what do you if you had said no why would they be upset they thought
he was being sarcastic they thought i was being sarcastic they thought i was actually yeah i get that
They thought he was being correct.
But they hadn't met him before.
Yeah.
That's what, how was that my problem?
How would I know that he's sarcastic?
They hadn't met him.
No.
I guess the girl probably told, oh, I'm sure he's kidding.
He's so stupid.
He's always like that.
I was standing in the backyard, like, with one of the boyfriends of there,
is just chilling and, like, they all got up on me.
You ruined it.
Yeah, and I was like, what's going on here?
But, like, Loki, if you weren't there, they would have music.
They still had music.
Yeah.
But they just wanted a deep.
Yeah, not live music.
They wanted a power 106.
DJ.
It's the size of this
freaking studio, the apartment.
I was like, why I'm going to
DJ?
That feels almost using.
Yeah.
That's what I thought.
Like, hey, you got a man.
He does this.
I'm going to use them.
Yeah.
That's what I was like, I feel used
right now.
Like, I only crash out.
And I told her since that day,
I was like, these are not your real friends.
Like, those aren't your real friends.
And she's like, what do you mean?
I've known them since blah, blah,
blah.
I was like, no, those aren't your real friends.
And then a year or two later,
later, guess who's not friends with them anymore?
She's not.
boy yeah because you didn't DJ
Duh
They tossed her to the side
Yeah they were like loser
She can't even control her man
Angie why would you have been upset if you were the friend
Well because I think okay as love
Boyfriend you're trying to do the first impression
And impress your friend so yes you're going to be kissing
But work?
No you're going to be kissing butt
And usually that's what they do
What?
Like the boyfriends that come into that group
Like they're kissing butt
Hell now
And so if you're not doing it it's like damn
You're not like your man's like
this is the first time and he's already starting off with that blood.
For sure. Yeah, you're giving off that vibe right away.
But if he's a jerk, he's a jerk. He's just being himself.
Yeah, and so then your friends are not going to like him.
But he's not misrepresenting himself.
Oh, dog, when I met Nikki Falls, he was rapping at every party, I was at, dog.
Because you're trying, you're thinking about these holes.
Funerals. I was rapping at everything, though.
All the game songs.
The boy is gone.
All the game.
Ah, yeah.
She got your dreams.
And I brought you all my dreams
Because I love you.
All right.
But it's not about you, Greg.
No, it's not.
It's not.
Samuel.
Samuel went to a friend's giving
where he was finally introduced
to his girlfriend's friends.
All right.
And those girls just were too
two still in the streets for him.
Yeah.
They were taking pictures, talking about hitting the club.
Oh, they're going to cause some guys that they all know to pick them up.
And he's looking at his girl like, br-uh, these girls are crazy.
And she's like, aren't they?
I'm going to, babe.
And he was like, no, no, no, I have work.
I have work tomorrow.
We can't go.
And she's still.
She's like, these are my home girls.
At what point is it a boundary to say like, hey, I don't feel right you doing that.
And at what point is it like, okay, those are her girls.
I'm going to just put a little bit of trust in her.
we don't ever do that
no I think it's
the fact that you know
she probably had FOMO
and oh no she went
she was like
I mean but it's like she didn't want to have FOMO I guess I should say
that like to all the friends are going to go out
she's going to be the one that has to stay home with her man
and so you know he's like bro like you're not
single I don't know if they're single but probably
they're acting like it right and it's like girl
you're not single so don't act like it
I would be pissed
and we know she's fresh in a relationship
The friends are going to be like, oh, come on, you guys have just started dating.
It's fine.
There's that, like, little leeway time of you guys are just together for two months.
So, like, at what point?
I would just say be very cautious because it's really brand new.
And you don't know, number one, that, not for nothing, that the girls weren't just teasing you.
They knew, like, oh, let's.
Like, I'm wondering if you were the only guy at the Friendsgiving, because if all these girls were talking about dudes picking them up,
that means there wasn't fools with them.
True.
So they were, like, they were about to dip out, right?
Yep.
And how much of it is like, that's how we are.
Like, you knew who I was when you got with me.
You know, I like clubbing.
You know, I don't know.
Maybe they met at the club.
I don't know.
We could ask them.
You got to let her do what you want to do, brother?
It's too much in.
That's a little...
That's a little...
Girl, though.
That's his girlfriend.
It is.
No, no.
I'm not with you.
But it's the first day you meet the friends, too.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I'm not dating the friends.
You're dating the friends.
Nah.
I hate the friends.
I hate the friends.
I hate that.
I hate that.
You find out.
you have, no, you find out.
Just like if she hated one, some of your homies, you'd be like, okay, there's some of
homies.
Yeah, you wouldn't drop your homies.
Even the, the dirty ones, even the ones in La Calle.
You don't drop that full?
Yeah, but you don't hang out with them as much because you're hanging out with your girl.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
I say you just let her go.
Yeah, if it's too early, if you already feel uncomfortable, it's, it's, the cutoff is
enough because those girls, like, are going to be his day one, like she said.
and right now she's not going to choose you over them
she's already showing you
true yeah like content let her go let her go be free
go no you're in relationship
that's where you want to be
nah but you gotta let them go and
do that and don't be over
protecting he's he's doing fatheroso
that's your girl that's your ball right there
like that's you it's for sure girl
I think there's also part of it that you didn't go yourself
I have sorry that I have work in the morning
yeah but you were down and do something else
I think there's those parts where like you guys
will stay up late
even though you have work in the morning for other reasons
this would be one of the ones where like
I don't care if there's some strange men around them
that I don't know I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go and I'll probably be asleep
during my shift but I'm gonna go
I guess she just wanted to be like
no I'm not going let's not go
like you should choose me to not go
yeah she should know but that's
that's the sign
yeah she should know
read the sign brother aista he wanted her
to read his mind
yeah
is Samuel giving like a legit crash out
for being upset that his girlfriend of two months
they've been talking for six official for two
took him to a friend's giving with all her home girls
he met all of them and they all wanted to go out after
and he was like no babe like let's let's chill
I have work tomorrow and then she's like no these are my girls
like I'm gonna go with them
there were guys that were gonna pick up the girls bro
Uber's exist dog send them in a black car
so that you don't have to worry about no guys picking them up
Uber Uri, S-Jovic?
But these are all her best friends, so she went.
Now he's wondering, is this insecure of me or am I right to crash out on baby girl?
And all her home girls.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you for.
The homie help line.
Samuel needs our help.
Samuel's girl is making him crash out.
All right?
She ended her friendsgiving by going to the conference.
giving by going to the club without him with her besties.
All right.
Samuel's been seeing this girl for about six months.
They made it official two months ago.
He went to the Friendsgiving, met the friends for the first time.
And before it ended, they're like, hey, let's pick up those guys.
They'll take it's the club.
And then he looks at his girl like, let's pick up those guys.
No, the guys are going to pick her.
The guys are going to pick her up.
Let's go to the club.
Right, girl?
She's like, yeah, let's go.
I don't care about anything.
I don't care about my man.
Damn.
She didn't sound all that.
Okay.
She said it with their actions, with their actions.
The man could have gone?
Yeah, he got invited and he said, no, I have to be up early tomorrow.
Probably being like kind of a party pooper, to be honest.
And so she went and now he's upset about it and wants to know, is it controlling to ask her to put the relationship first?
Or is he just overthinking the whole thing, blowing it all out of proportion?
Yeah.
They're new in the relationship.
She's being just introduced to the friends.
I'm not putting it past the home girls
To use this as a test
Like let's see how much he really messes with you girl
Because it just seems too funny
Because not for nothing
If they were being sneaky
They wouldn't be loud about it
In front of you
That is true
That is true
They're being loud about it
They're talking about the dudes
They're seeing where your head's at
Not for nothing
Like that could very well be a thing
And we asked them some questions right
Yeah
Yeah
Okay so they met out of Batiso
Not at the club
But they were dancing all night
So she likes to dance
She likes to move that time
Okay, so he knows that.
She likes to move that thing.
Okay, and then also,
um,
yeah,
no, they,
uh,
all the friends are single.
All the friends are single.
All the other home girls are single.
Yeah.
Oh,
she's the only one in a relationship.
Got it.
And I guess it does say something that he went to the friends giving and met them.
Yeah.
Like it does say something that like she wants you to like,
be around,
the home girls.
Not a sneaky.
Uh,
and that you were also invited.
You couldn't go and you wanted her to not go with you.
And now that's where it gets tricky.
It's like,
I said no, baby, we should be like a couple decisions, girl.
Yeah.
Like this should be a unit.
You know what I'm saying?
And he feels like, dang, should I say something now?
I also know we're really new.
I stayed kind of quiet.
But should I let her know like this ain't happening anymore?
Is it controlling to ask her to put our relationship first or am I overthinking this whole thing?
It depends on what putting your relationship first means.
Not going.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because we can put, like you can tell me you put.
put my relationship first and I can tell you the same thing, but it means something different
to each of us.
That's true.
Like putting my relationship first would be like, I text you all the time.
And then you putting your relationship first is like, okay, I don't flirt with other
girls.
You know what I'm saying?
It just, it can match.
Both can mean the same, like, I get, it just is different.
It's like subjective.
It's subjective.
It's like you have to know that you guys are on the same page.
Be very, very clear.
Putting my relationship first means this.
Saying I love you every morning or like this, blah, blah, blah.
or putting our relationship first means you cut off your friends.
Yeah, that's the one.
I think that's the one he's searching for.
That's what he wants.
Because to her, she's like, I did put you first.
I had you meet them.
I did ask you to come with.
Yeah.
You know?
What do you say?
It's not enough.
Khan, I haven't heard from you, bro.
You would let her go, not let her go break up.
Let her go to the function.
I would let her do her thing, yeah.
Look, at the end of the day, dude, she's going to do what she's going to want to do.
Yeah.
People are going to do what they want to do.
And it's better to test it out now in the beginning of the relationship
than to find out six months later, a year later,
that she's not the one if she's not the one.
Yeah.
You know, like, yeah, let her go.
That's real.
Let's talk to Sergio, Sergio in Baldwin Park.
What's up, Sergio?
Yo, yo, what up?
Good morning.
Good morning.
What's up, Sergio?
Talk to us.
What would you tell Samuel?
I would tell Samuel, look, don't let her mold you.
You know, you got to remove the.
but you got to mold the female.
I always told me that don't let the female mold you.
You got to mold her.
In other words, like, that day when he was right there with their friends,
I mean, the boy inside him should have died,
and the man should have been born that day.
What?
Here we go.
Dehalo, dejalo.
That's shit.
Like, you know.
Yeah, she's Plato.
She's plato.
You got to hold her.
She was nothing before you.
She was a blob.
So what's molding her, though?
Molding her is, like, basically, like, so what if you just met the?
those friends, you know what I mean?
Like, you got to like basically stand on business and, you know, I mean, not be rude
about it, but, hey, you know, you got to lay it down.
I mean, is serious or not in a relationship or we're going to do his games?
You know, because if the guy would have been, you know what I mean, if he would have
been going out with his friends or whatever, if it was other way around, oh, man, the
girls would have been, you know, she would have been going crazy.
That's why I see it.
But regardless of the man should always, you know what I mean?
Lay it down.
What?
I see what you're trying to say.
My dad used to say the same thing, but not like that.
My dad used to be like, no las mas al costumbras.
Yeah.
Basically like.
But also didn't you say, like, hey, if I got a girl, like, that's a certain way,
how am I going to be mad?
Like, she gets attention or things.
Right.
Like, you also know who you're with.
I think, I think, Sergio, the point you're making of, like,
you got to mold them and make them to how you like,
why not just find someone that's like how you like already?
Because what if it's like, it's someone that's not like that.
So I guess that's where she would feel the conflict on her.
And it's like, you're making me not be who I am because you're quote unquote molding me.
You know?
That's like that.
Yeah, that's like the beginning.
Like, you know, lovey-dovey stuff, like the little relationships.
I mean, I mean, me, that's my opinion.
You know what I mean?
No, I'm pretty.
Is your girlfriend like how you wanted her from the jump or you had to mold her?
Oh, I'm single.
I've been single for like a few years.
Oh, of course.
I don't know why.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, but I mean, look, I'm looking for a relationship.
I mean, if you guys can throw on my Instagram out there.
You're looking for someone to mold.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm looking for someone to mold.
Hey, girls, you heard them.
If you are just a clump of, just a clump of plato.
Hold on, if you're just a clump of plato.
Yeah.
All right.
Looking to be molded.
My boy is a sculptor.
Sergio over here.
Hey, Sergio, and just by any chance that Thio that gave you, the Thio that gave you the advice.
What so?
The Tio that gave you that advice.
What was that Tio's name?
A Chema.
Chema.
Chema.
And Chema.
And Chema.
And him and his wife were great, huh?
Man.
The best.
Okay.
The West.
The best in the West.
My mom says that.
My mom says that there's the best in the West.
Yeah.
El Chema molded Latia.
Oh, for sure.
Scentate there.
I guess that's the issue.
You're right.
Like, you should find the girl
that meets your boundaries, all of that.
But if it's not her, you should also take the signs.
Like, and this might be a sign for him
where he's feeling like a little, like, agitated.
Like, one of my home is if Greg were to be like, Letty,
I went to this friend's giving and the girl left to the club.
Yeah, they asked me if I should go,
but they left to the club and I didn't like it
because I had to come to work tomorrow, right?
I'll be like, hey, bro, that's kind of just showing you.
You need to step out.
You're not the one.
And it's not that she's wrong.
It's just that it's not for.
you right now. Maybe it's not her time to be settled down or like you're too new, but like I just
know how you are. And I te vas, Cortavana. Right? So you need to step away. Yes. Yes. Yes. You're just
two months in. Chill out, bro. Yeah. That's why you mold her. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.
Molder and scolder. There goes. Which one of us look big? You look like the clump of plate or no?
Yes. He can mold you. Right? No. You're you. You're who you are. No. I mean,
Most people adapt, like it's either the girl or the guy, they always adapt to the personality.
To each other.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah, there's a part of compromise.
And then there's a part of molding.
There's a part of like, I'm with someone now, things change.
Yeah.
And I'm assuming he means that.
But the way he said it, that was like, hey, hold on girl here.
I does like this.
I'm going to make it up.
I mean, Nikki, I remember, like, already in our relationship, too, she went to Vegas.
And she was like, I'm going to go to Vegas with my cousins and all.
And I was like.
Doli-on, a little bit.
But then I wasn't mad because I had no money, so I didn't want to go.
broke. And I was like, oh, touching, go, go, go, go. Do your thing. Do your thing. Do your thing.
And she came back.
Have fun. Yeah, she came back.
Yeah, see? Wow.
Yeah. See? No, no, no, no. What did your dad tell you?
No las mas al costumbras. So basically, like, if you want to have a guy's night out,
put that in the beginning of the contract, like in the beginning. Like, hey, you know what?
I like to guy, I like to have a guy's night out. Yeah. So they know from up top.
Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Exactly. I saw earlier when I was prepping for our money,
segment that another red flag is like that you live beyond your means sometimes it on the
opposite side is like I take you out all the time and then that costumbras that I'm going to
take you out all the time and then I can't and then now yes that's a costumbrada I feel like that like
like laid out like April it's really like this yeah that's what I never do like never do like
no one day never do no this who does that no that's great that's great I like that I like that's what's
I like that though but you're doing it wrong though but she's going to expect that I'm doing it
for myself.
She makes me feel good.
But she's going to expect that every time now.
He doesn't care.
He doesn't think about going past two months.
Yeah.
I like the feeling of doing that.
Do you like the feeling of debt?
Because that's what you're going to go in if you keep that up.
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're talking to Samuel.
Samuel hit us up because he met his girlfriend,
his new girlfriend of two months, all her home girls out of Friendsgiving.
And they're all single, he says.
And they wanted to go clubbing after.
and they wanted, bro, going clubbing in the rain, sheesh, they're really out there.
They do not care how cold it is.
For the guy, yes.
Right?
They wanted to go out, and then they were down for him to go, but he couldn't because of work.
So he expected, like, his girl, too, to be like, oh, yeah, we're not.
Her, she's like, these are my best friends.
Like, we go all the time.
Like, you met me, I was dancing, like, at the Balthiso that you met me at.
So I'm going to go.
He feels like, dang, why are they encouraging her to go clubbing?
And why wouldn't she at least check in with me or ask how I felt?
That's
Dico
He's put him
All right
Let's go to Brian
Brian
Brian in New Mexico
What about
Brian
Brian?
Buenos Diaz
Brown back
Buenos Aires
What's up
Brian
Brian?
What would you
Tell Samuel
You know what
I need
Samuel
He needs to
A little bit
Let me tell you why
See
Like I'm the type
of person
That when I
Jump in a
relationship
I let them know
What I'm
Expecting
From a relationship
And
And it's too soon
It's too soon
For him
To be all jealous
and stuff like that.
No, it's not.
This is the thing.
Every relationship foundation should be trust.
And if he's already not trusting her,
he needs to question what he's doing
and as well as what is she doing.
All right.
Yeah.
I don't know.
The way you did it, you scolded me, bro.
I don't know if you're right, you're wrong.
I just know that you're about it.
Yeah, I mean, I don't, yeah.
Yeah, I just think he's just pushing too much.
Too early.
Too much too early.
Got it.
Got it.
Trust her first.
I guess let her mess up in order for you to then be like,
hey, that's why you can't go with your home girls.
But you don't want her to mess up.
But a celloso is a celloso now or next week.
You don't want her to mess up.
But if she goes and she doesn't mess up, that shows you to trust her.
But then if she does mess up.
And you could have gone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But trust and jealousy are two different things.
Call out.
And if he's a soloso, he's going to be a soloso forever.
That doesn't make a difference.
I've accepted that about myself.
Oh, we're talking about
Saline.
Solene in Fountain Valley.
Let's go to Solene in Fountain Valley.
We're talking to Samuel Solene.
Samuel's a little bit upset, and he wants to know if his crash out is valid.
He got upset that his girlfriend went out with her friends after Friendsgiving.
That's when he met the friends.
They all wanted to go out.
I started talking about guys and started talking about going out.
And the girl goes with them.
He didn't want to because he had school work the next day and figured like, hey, she should know by now.
like we're together together.
Our decision is together and she still went.
So he feels upset and wants to tell her to put their relationship first.
So lean, what would you tell him?
Hi, good morning, guys.
Good morning.
I would say it's a lot of crash out.
Oh.
Thank you.
Why?
All right.
Because I think that's like milestone, like meeting your friend.
And she should have been wanting to go home with him, you know?
Like, you just met my friends.
Oh, my God.
we're in a new milestone of our relationship.
And on top of that, I don't think FOMO goes away.
So if she had FOMO today, she's going to have FOMO next weekend.
And, like, New Year's Day is coming up, Groundhog Day, President's Day.
She's going to want to go out.
What's it? Groundhog Day.
So basically, if she's for the streets today, she'll be for the streets tomorrow.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, I think so.
I think so because when my friends met my boyfriend, they were the same way, like,
kind of taunting him like oh we're gonna go out to the club and oh you see her at club and
I kind of have to be the one to be like hey like you know that's my man you guys can't you know
and even when I would go to the club sometimes with them they didn't care especially because
it was it was fresh they would you know oh like with her or um look that guy's cute like
I think because they're single I'm not saying they're haters but I think it's just easier
for them to you know like they don't want you in a relationship they want you to have
fun with the girls.
You know what it is?
You know what is?
Saline, they're very particular
about who you get with.
Like, they might, like, they're like,
I don't know if he's good enough for her.
Let's see.
It could be very much be that.
You know what's funny is that she said the same thing you did.
Are girls, like,
is that what your girls do?
What?
Like, tease and, like, test the boyfriend?
Yeah, Tom.
The way that it's, that I read this message,
again, if they're really about that,
like, hey, girl, we're sneaky.
They wouldn't do that out loud.
So that purpose.
This is like to, uh-huh, eh-he.
Like egg-on?
Yeah, of course.
And they just went, and they just met him.
One of the first times I met Angie's man, I water escorted him with the water gun.
And she bought her like, like, awa fresca.
So this is the case of a, like, where it's like, if you can't date a baddie, then don't be with one?
No, I don't even think that either.
I just, like, the way that I'm reading what Samuel said, I could tell the girls were playing with him.
You could read that.
Just like if you brought your girl around your homies
and they start talking about your ex or going out,
you could tell like they know to keep it quiet.
Y'all know to keep it quiet when it's supposed to be quiet.
And y'all know when you're loud about it.
Why would you do that to your friend?
Of course, exactly.
I don't know.
I have a homie that any time a girl comes by
he's going to be clouting them, talking about the eggs
and bringing it up.
Everyone like, well, it can go both ways, is what I'm saying.
Like you just want to taunte.
You want to see if they can, if they can,
si se can get yvuehapuan y'i.
Does that make sense?
And is that part of like the girl
Like telling the girls to do that?
No
No, the girl's upset
The girls like stop doing that
Oh, okay, okay
Of course
I don't know
But like when my
I remember when Hoareep
My husband's first started coming around
I had a home girl that like literally
interrogated him
And I was like stop
Like we're doing a lot
But it's like no
If he wants you
He has to go through this
And it's like alright I get it
That's not a little too much
I told her to stop
Yeah
But she's one of my really good friends
And Jorge and her get along really well
I guess with Jorge he's like he don't mind the fire
Because he's like yeah I do want her
I do like what else you got
He was kind of like that
I get you
Otherwise it's like wait oh my god
They're onto me
I don't say I go find a man to do that to yourself
And then and then
And then as they're gonna get it
Yeah
You know I guess it sets the tone all around
But I do think when I'm reading this
That the girls who are like playing with a dude
Like let's see how and then
Really?
I don't even put it past them to not have gone to the club.
What?
But that's just me.
No, they went.
They went.
It's raining.
It was raining.
It was raining.
It was raining.
They went to the movies.
No, they went to the movies.
They said, girl, we're going to see if he's for you, okay?
If he calls Power 106 and Brown Bag and then starts crashing out, he's not for you, girl, leave him.
And here's, here's, Samuel, here's sitting us up.
He's sitting us up because him and his girlfriend of two months officially talking for six, they went to her friend's, friends' giving.
Okay?
And at the Friendsgiving, all the girls were like, oh, yeah, we're going to go to the club after.
Oh, yeah, we're going to talk to those guys.
You know, those guys we know, all of that.
And she was actually down to go with them.
He said for a second, it felt like I wasn't even in the room.
I told her, hey, we can't go, babe, because I got work tomorrow.
And then she's like, yeah, but I want to be my home girls.
These are like my best friends.
All right.
He feels what kind of best friends are those?
Her friends, not your friends.
They're not your friends yet.
They're not your friends yet, someone.
He said, we can't go because I have the work is crazy.
So he wants to know.
if he's setting proper boundaries by telling her like,
A, our relationship is first,
or if he's overthinking this whole thing.
All right?
I would just be cautious,
especially if you really like her.
There's things set up to, like,
make you guys not be together right now.
And how much do you care about her?
Then you step up for it.
Or if this is something you don't like,
those girls are going to be around her life.
Not for long.
Oh, my God, Greg.
If he was that type of guy to cut them off,
he would have done it.
He wouldn't have hit us up.
He's not that guy.
He's not you.
He would say, he would say, he would,
We thought her off.
No, he would have made her not talk to those girls.
Yeah, that's the goal.
Then that's what he would have told us.
And I had her cut them all off.
And now she's mad.
What should I do?
All right, let's go to Jasmine.
Jasmine and Anaheim.
What's up, Jasmine?
Hi, good morning, Rhonda.
What's up, baby, girl?
Jasmine, talk to us.
What would you tell Samuel?
I should, I mean, I actually going to the same thing with my brother for five years.
He kind of puts excuses of, like, not wanting to go anywhere.
So I would be like, oh, I have work in the morning.
Oh, I'm tired.
Oh, just like, oh, it's raining.
All the streets are slippery.
He just puts excuses.
I mean, I feel like she should go out.
I mean, it's only been, what, two months that you've been together.
Yeah.
So.
Did you still go out?
Yeah, I still go out.
I told them.
I was like, you got invited, you know.
But, I mean, it's your decision if you didn't want to go.
That's on you.
What excuses does he give that for you not to go out?
Well, oh, you should be with me.
Like, we should say together, like, I mean, there's just so much, like, I don't want to spend time with you, babe.
Your further strings.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
For five years you've been doing it?
Yes.
What is out there that you're looking for?
What are you looking for out there?
I'm not looking for anything.
I'm just making memories with my friends and family.
Well, I don't really have friends.
It's mostly just family.
Oh, he don't let you go with your family?
Well, he does.
It's just he doesn't want to go.
Got you.
He's a homebody.
He's a home body.
Yes.
Yeah, but he wants her to be a homebody, too.
I like how you're like, what's out there?
Remember that next time this will go out.
What's out there?
What's out there?
What are you doing in Tacoma, Washington?
Working, that's different.
I'm working.
I'm working.
I'm getting the bag.
Get money here.
Go to Tarzana.
Why are you going to Tacoma?
Tarzana.
What am I doing Tarzana?
To your show.
But you still go out, Jasmine.
After five years.
You don't listen to it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, because, I mean, it's, I mean, you only have one life.
Go make memories.
Go have fun with your friends.
Yeah, one life.
Why be with him?
What was that?
Why be with him?
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Why be with him?
Because I love them.
But you're stuck at.
They're just different.
They're too different.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
They're not met for each other.
They are.
They've been together.
They're longer than you've had any relationship.
That's true.
Yes.
Greg, a negative and a positive makes a positive.
No.
No.
No.
No, they make a negative.
No, they're neutral.
Two negatives.
Two negatives.
It's okay, Jasmine.
You should have quit while you're head.
Jasmine.
That's all she argues.
Wow.
She doesn't know science.
Some of us, our home bodies and our partners like going out.
Yes.
But for five years of that?
Oh, yeah.
She's probably young, too.
I get it.
Five years.
You better not be 45, Jasmine.
Jasmine.
husband, how old are you?
I'm 23.
Told you.
Oh, yeah.
You have that mentality.
You want to go out with your friends.
I totally get it.
She said 23?
She's 23.
Ah, you're for the streets.
Not easy.
She needs to be.
She needs to be.
She's going with her family.
Yeah.
Your family's for the streets too.
There's in La Calle.
You went your mom on my further streets, but no.
Don't say that.
We're kidding.
It's Monday.
It's Monday.
But Jasmine, what streets?
Yeah, what streets?
What streets? What streets? What do you mean?
I don't go out in the streets unless it's with family.
Where do you go?
I get it.
Where are you going? Where do you go party at?
I don't go. I don't go partying.
Yeah, leave her. She's making memories.
She sounds like she goes to Sanofi Springs.
Yeah.
No, she goes.
I actually do with him, though.
I'm sorry to.
She sounds like she has a mitchell out of mustache right now.
No.
It's a story for that.
Okay.
All right.
Well, pass us to your man.
He's at work.
I hope he's not listening.
I hope he is.
He's like a whole different story.
Yeah.
Baby girl.
All right.
There's two different types of people.
The ones that like staying home and the ones that's like going out.
That's very different than what bro is doing.
He's like, hey, your girls are, it's a lot that they're all single.
They're probably all fine.
They just got off at Thanksgiving.
They've been drinking wine.
And they're out.
on the night.
Drinking eggnog.
Drinking eggnog.
Whose eggnog?
We'll find out next.
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And keep it here because it is Friendsgiving Week here on Brownback Morning.
And coming up, since it's mashed up Mondays, we are going to have a mashed potato eating contest, all right?
Who thinks they got it?
I love mashed potatoes.
Mashed on any potato.
On any of them.
All the potatoes can get it.
Sweet ones.
But you think you could eat faster than Vic, Greg, Angie.
I can get to the point right away.
Get right to it.
Damn.
Get to the spud?
Yeah.
I don't know why it turned there.
All right, look.
We have Don't Fall in Love Fest tickets on deck, okay, for the mashed potato eating contest.
All this week, we are theming a day.
And today is Mashed Monday.
It's going to be me.
Concrete, that's how you eat mashed potatoes?
You're crazy.
We turn off this music, really.
Yeah.
Okay, all right.
All right.
There's going to be a little bit, a little twist too.
At the end of Matchezos, there's a whistle.
You got to blow the whistle in order to win.
Oh, come from.
Because some of you will be like, oh, I finished.
I'll finish too.
No, no, no, no.
Someone can be faking the finishing.
I'll be blowing that T-Short told me to do it.
Okay?
You got to blow the whistle.
Angie, what's going down in La Carri?
Oh, my God, you guys.
Cardi and Offsid, their divorce just keeps getting messier and messier.
So Cardi and Stefan, like her new man.
They just welcomed the baby over, like, I believe the next.
was done like over this weekend, right?
But legally, according to a Georgia law, it could actually be Offsett's baby.
Is this true or is this Twitter?
Okay, so I did look it up, right?
Sometimes people will be saying stuff.
Twitter truth.
Yeah.
Yeah, no.
So legally, according to this law, if you are married, the law automatically presumes that your current husband is the legal parent of the child.
Did they get married in Georgia?
So that's one of the things that they didn't get in drugs.
Okay, then what the hell?
Yeah.
But it's just saying like, okay, because they're still technically still married, right?
Okay.
And that's where people started saying, like, well, legally, under the Georgia law.
But they didn't get married in Georgia.
And what's crazy is that actually Offutt's brother, he goes by the username, it's made to pee.
He actually said that they didn't even get married in Georgia.
Why are you guys even pushing this cap?
They lived in Georgia.
I think that's the thing in that he's from Georgia.
But they didn't get married.
No, I know, I know.
But that's probably why they presume.
This is just Twitter.
That's got to be very careful.
Twitter.
Yeah.
No, no, no, you're right.
You're right.
But Offset saw this.
Yeah.
And he trolled by posting on his story, my kid, L.O.L.
And really, like, afterward, he deleted it.
Yeah.
Come on, Bubba.
Don't blow it, Bubba.
Blowing it, you know, to Karie, like, she was not taking it.
She's like, she responded by saying, like, you know what?
Like, I'm just tired of him being always, like, trolling me, always harassing me.
Like, she went on it.
She talked about it on Twitter spaces.
Listen.
I'm really tired of getting harassed.
And when I get harassed privately and I ignore, that's when I start getting harassed publicly.
Like, I can't take it anymore.
She sounds fed up.
No, she does.
She even said, she's like, I've been trying to keep the peace, things like that.
And she's like, there's the guys that think this is funny.
But it's not funny.
Like, I'm actually really concerned.
People think it's so funny.
It's not funny.
It's concerning.
Getting with somebody that feels substance and start harassing me.
It's not funny.
It's not cute to tell somebody.
that has a mental illness and have substance abuse to be petty.
I have moved down completely in my life.
I don't bother nobody.
Leave me the fuck alone.
It's going to get real bad.
That's true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think seeing how offset's been dealing with this has been like a roller coaster.
Of emotions for him.
Yeah, for us, right?
At first he was like, oh, you know, I just wish her the best.
Hope everybody to go to listen.
At first, he was following her around town.
Oh, that part.
Yeah.
Well, you know.
Eventually it got to like, look, I'll take accountability.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It got to that.
And then he was like, I wish her the best.
Everybody go listen to our album.
You know, support.
We still have kids together.
Everything's good.
And then it seemed to like go downhill from there.
And then it's like shots on his album.
And then now stuff like this, like petty Instagram stuff, it's like, okay, now it's on the downturn.
I guess as is, as is that relationship, it's always going to be sensitive.
You always going to want one way.
Which one of you burped?
Was it you?
One of you foes burped?
It was a fart.
It was a fart?
Yeah.
That was you?
The mic is raped by your crotch area.
Oh, man.
Hold on.
Damn, bro.
Some of it.
Sick man over here.
Yes.
But it's going to be peaks and valleys, especially that it's so new.
Yeah.
I would encourage offset to not listen to social media.
Social media wants y'all to not get along.
Social media wants to feed and fan your flames and then feed and fan her flames.
It seems like, not for nothing, Carty crashes out too, but it seems like she's like, look, I just
had this baby.
Yeah.
I'm going to.
I'm trying to move.
on, let it be.
Whereas offset might have some time on his hands.
Well, he's probably hurt.
He's got time.
He's hurt.
Oh, he's sure hurt.
He's a scorn man.
But he also knows, like, I did this, too.
Like, I was stepping outside.
Yeah, he did take accountability of that part.
But it's just tough when, I guess at what point,
Loki, at what point does Stefan be like, bro, that's not even to play.
To call my kid your kid?
Yeah, it's messed up.
That's not even to play with.
No.
You know, like, at some point, it's got to be, like,
I don't know, me on the football field.
Say hi to my son.
Yeah.
Oh, we're fighting, big.
Yeah.
That'd be a trip.
Meanwhile, yeah, it's too much.
It's too much.
But what else is going to do?
Okay, something that everyone is talking about and really scared about it is this guy named Marco Acortes.
This dude predicted COVID seven years before it happened.
He tweeted coronavirus, it's coming.
And that was in 2013.
Iris.
Go.
What?
Cardi B's back.
But everyone's losing it saying like, oh my God, was COVID actually like actually like not a mistake or like predicted?
Yeah.
Everybody's tripping out because he went missing.
And then, yeah, so then after 2016 he went M.A.
Like you cannot find this guy.
I've been trying to find him.
Nowhere to be found.
Okay.
What do you mean you can't find him?
He's not on Twitter?
He's no longer on Twitter.
I try to do like, no, but I've been trying to look for him like under his username.
I don't know a lot of people that had Twitters.
that before and don't have
Twitter's his name?
Marco Acortes.
They're looking for you.
Angie is looking for you.
Yes, cool.
Yeah, check it.
Angie needs all the answers.
All right.
But everyone's losing and thinking like,
oh my God, this was actually like
planned or something.
Like, how did we know?
Man, that was in 2013.
Yes.
Like seven years.
Time traveler.
Mr. Beets actually,
um, sorry.
And he actually responded saying like,
so when does GTA 6 drop?
Yeah.
So now they're trolling him too.
Everybody's like putting their sub-tweet of like asking questions.
So I did mine too.
I was like, well, the Padres ever won in World Series?
Yeah, it's no.
He responded just to tell you no.
He came back.
So are you guys ready?
What?
Y'all, no coronavirus doesn't mean COVID-19.
Coronavirus exists.
It existed before.
The strain in COVID-19 is what came.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Because I had COVID-18 before that.
You're so tough.
No, but that's a strain.
COVID threat.
Coronavirus exists.
That's why like people would trip out.
I guess one of the disinfectant sprays said like it is good against coronavirus.
And it's like, how did it know?
The coronavirus exists existed.
The strain, that one strain that got us all caught up, the COVID-19 one.
That's the one that hits.
So he didn't say COVID-19.
No, he said coronavirus.
But what was the last time coronavirus was around?
I don't know.
We just didn't care.
as much.
What?
I don't know, but for him to actually say it and then coming true, seven years later,
you're on to something.
I'm not.
Yeah, to me, I'm like, oh, my God.
A little conspiracy.
I was.
I was.
I was.
I'm like, if the flu hits us this year, we're like, oh, my God, in 2020,
they predicted to get your flu shot before there was even the flu.
Yes.
And that would be like, oh, my God.
No, but the flu shot.
Angie.
Leti.
Leti talk about, he's like Corona.
Yes.
And she's saying there's a lot of variance.
And this was number 19.
Okay.
But also, I guess, to counteract that, it's like,
Like, okay, if we're at COVID-19, then I can say COVID-20s coming next.
And then I can say COVID-6-7 coming soon.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's, it's just a number thing.
So you think he got, he got lucky.
No, he didn't even say COVID-19.
I know.
He just said coronavirus.
That's what I'm saying.
Which was always something we should look out for.
We didn't care.
He didn't care.
They're probably like a med student.
Oh, is it?
Oh, damn.
I want to ask him so many questions.
Time Traveler.
Call it right now, Big Dog, where are you at?
Why would he just to hear that, Marco?
He just didn't go on Twitter again.
You know how many people.
People are not on their Twitter accounts?
Wait, what do you say?
Letty, you have to see it.
Lettie, you're saying that he just grew up?
Impossible.
Impossible.
He went to Instagram and is not going by his real name.
And that was his only tweet.
Do you still tweet?
Do you still tweet?
What were his other tweets?
I don't tweet.
His other tweet is, dude, I need a break from life.
Yeah, like, not.
Benny machine took my money.
Super pissed.
I forgot my coffee.
Like random tweets from 2016.
Actually, that wouldn't happen to a time traveler.
Anyone have a Netflix account they want to let me moot-off of.
Overall, it's a pretty good day.
I want to play volleyball.
Coronavirus was around long before COVID-19,
and some have been infecting humans for centuries.
The virus that causes COVID-19, SARS is a new strain,
but the broader family of coronaviruses is an ancient one.
We didn't know.
We just weren't smart.
Yes, because we didn't need to know.
Never heard about that.
There's hell of med students right now.
that know about all these other, like,
different viruses and strains,
but just because it's not a media darling.
The rumor right now is that the government got to him,
and that's why he's missing since 2016.
Wow.
He also wants a pet otter.
He tweeted that as well.
Oh.
Yeah, right after.
All right.
I just want to, as soon,
we're agree.
At least you took the info.
If you guys still want to believe that,
it's fine.
I don't know.
He could be a time traveling with a war.
Yes.
Because he also did tweet
trying to find the positive out of a negative,
What if this is, you know, another, like, if he feels positive with COVID before.
All right. I'm going to just say, like, I'm going to just try.
I'm going to try to be a little bit smart.
And coronavirus existed before COVID-19.
But, yeah.
That's an exclusive story right then.
Let's find him.
All right.
Friendsgiving.
Ain't no fun if your friends can't have none.
We're talking about mashed potatoes.
Mashed potatoes.
See, okay.
It is a day of Friendsgiving every day this week on Brownback mornings.
And today it's mashed up Mondays, okay?
First, we're going to kick it off.
with Greg C's mashup, what you got for us this morning, bro?
I got a little Mariah Carey.
All I wanted for Christmas is you.
Okay.
I'm like kind of just an up-tempo version of it.
It's already up-tempo.
Yeah, Greg.
It's going to be more up-tempoop.
Hey, what, bird pooped on you.
How do you get bird poop on you?
I don't think that's bird poop.
Okay, I didn't want to mention it.
I'll try to see what this is too.
Maybe it did like...
Shot up all the way up here, huh?
Oh.
Friendly fire?
Yeah.
I was like, wow.
Or were you doing it upside down?
But here what?
No.
It's your Friendsgiving mashup for you.
That's a Bangor!
Greg C, DJ, Greg C.
That was on Q and everything.
Providing all the soundtrack for your Friendsgiving.
All right, it's time to play this game, all right.
And our three players this morning are Vic.
Yay.
Vic, you're playing for Monsen, Ontario.
Monce.
Concretto!
Yay!
You're going for Cabrera in Pasadena.
And Greg!
Yeah!
Manuel.
Manuel.
and Ico?
Elko.
Elko.
Elko.
And Elko.
Manuel and Elko is going for you, Greg.
All right.
All the eaters.
So you guys have a bowl of mashed potatoes right in front of you.
You have a bowl of mashed potatoes in front of you.
And gravy.
And your goal is to, no, no, not like that, brother, man.
Put it on the table.
I'm more of a white gravy kind of guy.
Head only.
No hands.
Okay.
Whoever finishes the mashed potato gets to.
the whistle and blows it.
The pure cabacita.
Dude, Vic is ready.
I'm down low.
It's about too loud.
Why are you guys laughing?
Yeah, no, you have to get close like that.
Get close like that.
Oh, yeah, he was.
All right, ready?
Wait, wait, hold on.
Explain the rules.
I just did.
You were looking at Big.
Wait, wait, wait, do we have to eat everything?
I said, finish the mashed potato and blow the whistle.
All of it.
All of it. All right.
Ready?
Oh, my God.
Set.
Set.
Go.
Oh, they're all in there.
Blake is using his head.
You're just squat-bye.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, I don't want to.
Concrete and Greg.
Concrete has it all over his go-tee.
He does.
He does.
Not my first show my dog.
Hey, he's halfway there.
Okay, Greg took actually a stop talking, Greg and start eating.
Somebody threw up with a turkey in a half.
Okay.
About how much.
Who's going to blow the whistle first?
Comey's almost there.
Who will blow the whistle?
What's wrong with Greg?
Greg's gagging?
Greg just keeps staring at Khan.
That's weird.
Not by gagging.
Big is not even eating anymore.
I need you to turn it up.
I taste the plastic.
What plastic?
So what?
Oh no.
Concrete, you're gagging too?
Oh, hell no, Mr.
Mama.
Can you swallow the whistle?
It's mashed potato, dog.
It should be good.
One more time, one more time, one more time.
There's anyone out there?
One more time.
Can anyone hear me?
One more time.
That's fine.
That's very, very happy for you.
Concrete.
That was gross.
Concrete.
I'm so happy for you.
How do you feel about eating that thing up?
Hey, man, I've been practicing, man.
You know, for the last 15 years, I've practiced with my girl.
Cabrera.
Cabrera.
Congratulations.
You are going to
Fuerza Regida's festival
Don't fall in love.
Congratulations.
You're welcome.
Thank Concrete.
He did it all.
No, thank you.
Croncary, yes.
Thank you, Conchry for
killing those mashed potatoes.
There we go, girl.
That was for you.
You're going to go see future
Puerza Rejida,
DJ Quick, Baby Bash,
chief keep, sweetie,
little rablos,
Tucan de Tijuana,
and so many more.
Is that a Coca-Cola?
Celebrations.
I got so got a coppita.
Okay, keep it here.
More brownback mornings on the way.
Congratulations, Con.
Good job.
Congratulations.
I ain't going.
You want?
I want to go.
No.
Me and hers should split the tickets.
No, no, no.
There's her.
There is hers.
There is her.
What do you guys think he means by blow the whistle?
What do you think he means, Khan?
Oh, like, is he a referee?
Like, hey, flag on the plate.
It was a foul.
Yeah, it's a foul.
Oh, okay.
I thought it was like a coach.
Like he was coaching his son or something?
Like baseball?
That's really what you think it is?
Yeah.
Then what is the best of?
Baseball?
Baseball, they don't blow whistles in baseball.
Like, brr-out.
No.
That's her answer.
It's Angie's answer, Craig.
Clearly, I don't have sports.
What is, a blow the whistle?
I think he's making a girl twerk it and then they go, you know?
Like that thing's whistling?
Like that thing whistles?
What whistles?
Her?
Yeah.
She's the whistle?
What?
No.
Commonly known as a, what can I don't know if I can I don't know if I say that.
No, no.
Probably not.
Probably not.
Probably not.
Oh, no, no.
Are you sure?
Rhymes with the Reef?
Yeah.
No.
Anyway, happy holidays.
Yeah, after holidays.
You just, lose.
As long as it's not like, who.
Is anybody out there?
Can anyone hear me?
Good, because whistle couldn't be that,
because that would mean, oh.
You know.
El pittito.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
In Spanish, I'm a pito.
Yeah, the whistle.
In Spanish,
That's it.
That's it.
Yeah, no, you're right.
You're right.
Yeah.
It's a whistle.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's it.
You're thinking chifraddoll.
It's also a horn.
Chiflador?
No, it's, uh, how do you say it?
Uh, how do you say it?
Can we say that again?
Can we say that?
Not the other one.
Not the other one.
That might be slang.
That might be slang.
All right.
Uh, congratulations are in order.
Congratulations to push a tea and his girl.
They are expecting baby number two.
Uh, but the way in which he announced it on Instagram has everybody saying,
because my guy
he posted to her
they're expecting their second kid
and said
thank you for my second baby boy
I hope you carry on with tradition
and never teach me how to change
a diaper, prep a meal
suck out a snotty nose
or anything else a super mom does
you make things very easy for me
and I love you and appreciate you
for it all. See you spring 26
my boy.
So here's the question
why you don't know how to you know diaper
Why can't, why you can't prep a meal?
Suck a snotty nose.
As fathers in here, concrete and Vic.
Yeah.
Is that yay or is that name?
No, I change diapers.
Yeah.
I love doing that stuff.
You do?
I love doing that.
I swear I did.
I don't know about it.
I did.
That was your daddy duty, but.
Yeah.
I like cleaning up the duty.
Ew.
Okay.
All up in your nose.
No, because I just felt.
Vic is a catch.
Vic is a catch.
Yeah.
Yeah, I just felt like, okay.
So I could do all that.
Anything you can do, I can do better.
Except I can't.
Let me say,
let me say you were going to convalescent home on the weekends.
Just to go change.
It's just my passion.
I felt empowered.
I felt empowered.
No,
no,
okay.
So I guess he's getting backlash for this,
especially it's like the gender role whole situation.
And like,
bro,
you're not going to pick up a diaper.
Like,
or this is how you're using it to like announce your kid.
You're announcing your kid.
And then you're telling me why I feel like,
hey,
that thing you do or you don't let me do anything for a kid?
Love it.
Keep going.
Better than an Adidas deal, though.
Oh, to announce, to announce, we'll get to that in a second.
We'll get to that in a second.
He's bringing in the whole beef situation, which people already did too.
Okay, my mom never has changed poop diapers, even my kids, and my dad would be the one to change it.
Wow.
So when I see this, I'm like, I get it.
Some Leszacos, some are more down for it.
You pop's my twin.
Yeah, yeah, he would do it.
He would do it.
But I guess people are upset because it's like, okay, so you're making your wife be the one that does everything.
Yeah.
thoughts, opinions?
And honestly, it reminded me of Nelly when he got backlash, remember, for the same thing saying, telling Ashanti, like, I am not changing no diaper, that's all you.
So I'm like, oh, push, here you are.
Now you two.
Now you too.
I mean, I change him.
I don't like it.
Yeah.
I don't love it.
How do you feel about push is saying like, hey, thanks for not letting me ever touch a diaper.
And keep it going, girl.
Good for him.
If that's the agreement they came too good for him.
He found the girl that he could mold.
That he could mold.
It's like changing a diaper, a connection with your child and stuff like that.
Oh, not really.
Sometimes they shoot it at you for no reason.
That's a connection right there.
You just got your baseball.
Connected with my eyeball.
I get what you're saying.
There is some closeness that I feel like, dang, like you're missing.
The suck the snotty nose, to me I'm like I've had to do it.
Dad's had to do it.
What do you mean?
Like suck.
It's a tube that goes into the kids.
And you use your mouth.
And you use your mouth to suck it up.
But then there's like a filter.
It's a whole thing.
You're not going to care when you have kids.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah.
It's not gross.
I'm telling you I used to love burping Lil Vic.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's different.
That was like my favorite thing to do.
Yeah.
But I guess to each their own, but when you put it out publicly,
people are going to start to pry and do all of that.
He even responded because people are like, wait, so you are clowning big,
you're clowning push for not being.
for being a dead not being a dead beat or you're calling being a deadbeat the fact that you're still in the
house but you're not going to do all these things so push you just laughed at that yeah it's like so
it's like trying to like say that drake was a dead beat because he didn't want to like tell the world
the fact that you keep bringing of drink i know what does drake have to do with what is they're
always going to be like i was just i was just keeping it in his kid yeah congrats on those people
that were calling him a deadbeat are drake fans call they pusha dead beat yeah got you well yeah well yeah
Greg went on pushing
Different reasons.
What reason was that?
Yeah, you're not a dad.
I'm not a dad, but we're not going to talk about the elephant in the room.
What?
Him making fun of Drake, the age difference.
Who making fun of Drake?
People made fun of Drake for the A minor and stuff like that.
Kendrick.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But Pusha T's girlfriend, isn't she younger?
His wife.
Yeah, his wife.
They met when she was 19 and he was 29.
Big age difference.
Big age difference.
Yeah.
Pisha wasn't the one that.
albumed him for it.
Same team?
No.
Same team?
It's just the Gensler was the one for clowning him, getting a girl pregnant,
and not making her his wife.
Hide the world.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
Like, make that girl be your world.
Yeah.
I get it.
The story of Adonis.
But then I get you.
Like, they're now bringing up.
And I didn't know.
It was the Drake fans that were like, hey, just so you know,
Wikipedia on Pusha T, he got with this girl when she was 19 and he was 29,
which is a really big age guy.
That's 10 years.
Yeah.
But from a girl's perspective, is that a deadbeat for not wanting to do no those things?
Hold on.
Now you're switching the comment.
We were there five minutes ago.
Oh, what?
I'm still there, dog.
Now it changed.
Now it changed to the age difference.
Vic.
That got weird.
About the age gap.
Age gaps are beautiful.
Vic has an age gap.
By what?
Six years?
Five years?
It's like seven.
Be careful, man.
Six seven.
Be careful, bro.
Six seven.
Six seven.
Yeah.
But she was not, she's not 19 at the time.
No, I met her.
She was 24.
Or so you thought
I thought she was 24 when I met her
How old is she now?
26
Oh 26
Yeah
With her for two years
Almost yeah
Wow
You congrats
That's the long time for you
Alright
High five for you
I feel like he just celebrated their one
Yeah that's what I was supposed
Okay
You know what we're not gonna do them
Can we just go back to Kahn's a question
All right
You're the one that pivoted to the age
Vic sent me up
He rage baited me
Danny
No
But yes
Fish and T
Is it a dead
be or how they're calling him because he is not contributing like that with his girl where he's
not changing the kids diapers he's not cleaning the snotty nose or prepping the meals his words
that he hasn't done that and he loves that for himself i don't think so i'm saying one day if i have
my own kids i'm not doing that there's things you do there's things you don't do i know whenever
the boys have to get vaccines i'm not going that's like that's a hoarder thing yeah i'm not doing it
there's just things that i won't do and like my mom she wouldn't change our people
Dupy diapers, my dad did that.
I guess you,
why don't you go?
You don't want to see him like,
yeah,
yeah.
Really?
Yes.
Just because of a, like a flu shot?
Do they cry?
Yeah, they cry.
Yeah, they cry because she's crying.
They're like, no.
All right.
Definitely not a deadbeat though.
But, uh,
let's move on to Drake.
Let's talk about Drake now.
Drake.
Yeah.
So Drake is responding to this claim about him being number one Don.
That's gone back in time.
The first time we heard about it was when Meek Mill dissed him.
You let tip home me.
We ain't forget.
We ain't forget.
You let T.I.
His homie pee pee on you in a movie theater.
That's been the longstanding rumor.
Kendrick Lamar has even talked about it and Meet the Grams.
Let me be your mentor since your daddy don't teach you shit.
Never let a man on your legs, son.
Either you die right there.
I'll put that man in the head, son.
So even T.
T.I.
has talked about it in a song.
Vermilia's a pill in your case while I'm fighting my own
Somehow got you home so drunk in L.A.
In the bitch and old drake.
Damn.
Everybody, even the man himself.
T.I. P.I.
Damn.
T.I.
No, his friend is P.I.
His friend is P.I.
Says that that happened.
And apparently, if the rumor is true, it happened at a taker's screening in 2020, okay?
What?
Where T.I's homie cap was highly intoxicated and just started to
tinkling on himself with some tinkle unintentionally getting on Drake.
So he didn't pee on Drake.
Okay, all right.
So this is the rumor.
This is the rumor.
But according to Drizzy Drake himself, that didn't have been men's.
Crotty.
Everybody's just using that for clout, Crotty.
I believe him.
Everyone wants Drake clout, that's why.
No, the math adds up.
The Takers premiere, 2010.
This is a time where everybody thought Drake was soft.
So, like, that was a thing, if he did it intentionally or unintentionally, like, I could see a world where it's like somebody's trying to test them.
Somebody, T.I. is talking about this guy's, like, way too from the streets, just got out of prison. And then he did that. And that's a reason why he couldn't bring him around anymore.
I get you, Vig, but I think it's unintentional. I think it someone was belligerent drunk and, like, did that. And then it got on Drake. I don't even think it was, like, a fool-on Drake.
Look, I don't know why I picture Drake's shoulder. And this is why kids, you never sit in.
the furthest towards the stairs
at movie theaters. Like, I'm
assuming there's tumbling down the stairs and
then hits Drake with it. And then it's like,
oh, my bad, bro. But according to Drake
in the comments, he said,
no man never pissed on me in life. That story
was for the net because man's don't
have ish to say to get
their interviews watched.
True. Is he wrong?
He's not. But I don't know.
I don't know that T.I. would say it.
I get why, like, his opposition would say
it. Like a meek meal to get at him.
or Kendrick to get at him.
That rumor had to have gone on in the industry.
For sure.
And people like he he ha-ha-haed.
But for Ti to then mention it.
And when T.I. did speak about it, he's like, look, man, like it wasn't the best of times.
We weren't doing it.
Like, it wasn't malicious or anything.
Yeah.
But I don't think people should be talking about it like that.
I don't know.
To come up and deny it, though, like.
I think it happened.
I just think that he feels like there's no video evidence or anything.
It's just hearsay.
By now it's been like 15 years.
So he's just like, it didn't happen.
Yeah.
Let's erase all that.
Yeah.
Just make fun of the guy that peed on himself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's T.I.
's homie.
He peed on himself.
And on Drake.
He didn't pee on Drake.
I don't know why I pictured T.I.'s homie on a balcony going down.
In my mind, that's what I pictured.
But that's not how it went down.
I picture because it fits a screening.
Yeah.
So it's probably like before anyone sees it, this pool was two turns.
They were faded.
Yeah.
And I literally picture him walking down.
And then Drake got a drip.
with his thing he might not have gotten a full stream he might have gotten some drip what if he was sitting
next to him maybe or close to him try to walk by and then they bump legs and then he has some
i just do think that it's accidental and it got used against him but it's been talked about way
too many times for me not to believe that something like that happened yeah something happened
it wasn't just this came out of nowhere and people were just making it up there's some truth to the
story somehow yes either he tinkled right next to him he tinkled in the same place but
But it happened.
There was tinkle,
tinkle on a star.
The tinkling and the drizzing was there.
Dang.
