Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 603 The Turkey Stuffed With Lies 🦃 | Brown Bag Mornings (11/18/25)

Episode Date: November 18, 2025

It’s Turkey Trot Tuesday, and the fam is fighting through the pain of mashed potato fallout ("It went in as mashed potatoes came out as gravy") while poor Victor recovers from the shortest 5K ever, having lost massive bets that cost him his son's fandom and forced him into a Cowboys jersey. The 'Homie Helpline' segment tackles a holiday nightmare when a new half-sister wants to crash Thanksgiving, forcing the hosts to debate whether the truth should "come out over the turkey" or if it’s too disrespectful to the family. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍗 ]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown bag, the better. Come on. Sparrow 106, LA's number one for hip-hop, windows Diaz. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. November 18. We're pumped, huh fam?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning, Ken. Good morning. Good morning, Angie.

Good morning, Lepete. Good morning, Victor. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Welcome to Friends. Thanksgiving week if you're just tuning in every day this week.

We have themed it in order to just have some cool fun at our expense. Today's expense was Victor. Okay. Coming up later in the show, we're giving away tickets to go to Fuerza dajidas, don't fall in love fest. And today's Tuesday, it's Turkey Trot Tuesday. Can you imagine what we just put Vic through? Without saying it, say it.

Like, give us this, how are you feeling description? It was a surprise to you. It was, yeah, they just told me to wear brown, so I did. All brown. Also, my brown included Air Forces and Gene Shorts. I didn't know we were going to do anything athletic, so that didn't help. Now, very winded. I have a little pain in my chest.

But you know what? You know what? It's all for your benefit, you listening right now because coming up at 830, you could win tickets to Fuerreida Heas, Don't Fall in Love Fest, okay? Speaking of surprises, not only was it surprised to you, what happened to you this morning. It was surprised to concrete. What came out of him last night? Yeah, it was fun. Also Brown.

It was fun. What came out of you last like? Because yesterday was mashed up Monday. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know where you guys got those mashed potatoes from. It's one of my favorite pastedato places. Yeah, so now I found out that you guys had them next to the printer, the mashed potatoes next to the printer for. Don't you guys.

You're part of us guys. And you never told me. You're part of us guys. No, you guys were in on it. No, we weren't. Don't you guys is. Let this be a listen to you both. That's why we show up to work.

Let this be a lesson. Because when we were prepping, what had chorro yesterday because of that damn mashed potatoes. Okay. Yesterday we did Don't Fall in Love Fest tickets as well around 840, and we did it with a mashed potato eating contest. The name of the game was that you were supposed to eat all the mashed potatoes on the plate and then blow the whistle.

And you did that. You can even look at it. Brownback Mornings 106. Yeah, so I got choro for people to go Disneyland. No, don't fall in love fest. Don't fall in love. We would never do that to Disneyland. Yeah, no, man.

Khan won the battle but lost the war. Yes, he did win. Yeah, and you were in on it. I wasn't in on it. Yeah, he was in on it because he disqualified himself within like a second of the game on purpose. You're being very paranoid right now, my friend. Somebody was in on it. He came out of crazy on our text combo.

Hey, what's up? What happened? Who did this? What? Yeah, you ever sat down and your butthole was a faucet? No. It went in as mashed potatoes came out as gravy. Oh, dog.

And we told you. Straight in all, though. Maybe we should stop leaving Jose our video guy in charge of things because then we lose footage and our talent gets chosen. Although we didn't even exit the printer, it was in his trunk. That doesn't make it any better, dog. So Jose was in charge of getting the mashed potatoes. When did he get the mashed potatoes? I don't know.

It had to be the night before. There's no breakfast. Well, because we're eating KFC mashed potatoes at seven. at seven. Welcome to our Friendsgiving. We're fighting. We're fighting at our Friendsgiving. It's only Day 2 of Friendsgiving.

I'm sorry. All right. Ramona, our producer. He got him the night before. He got him the night before? The night before. Well, yeah, because KFC doesn't open until 10. And we're eating mashed potatoes at seven.

Yeah, we were. That was the first rest of life. Nobody eats KFC overnight. I do all. That's insane. That's wild. It's supposed to be refrigerated. though.

Where was it at? Where was his store? Let's keep it on thawau. Okay. It was probably in the valley because he's in the valley. Okay, so let's not put judgment on the valley. In the valley of the shadow of death? Because dude, what?

So he got the mashed potatoes from an undisclosed location. We're not going to say even like I said it seven times already. Then he was supposed to refrigerator like anybody would, right? Yeah. You would think. And then heat it up once we got here. But according to Jose, maybe he lives in his car and we're not going to judge that. either, but he said that since it was cold out, he left the in his car.

He left it by the radiator. How dare you, dog? He left it by the radiator. Radiator springs or? That's what happened down there. You ever go to the bathroom and you push and then your nalga slowly lift off the seat? No, what? That's what happened to me.

A little rocket? That's what? Well, today's another day. Today's another day and hopefully you're good. And let someone get him some electrolyte. He's an aerial. They hydrated. No, see, me.

No, I don't. No, seriously, dude, I was yellow. Yeah. I was yellow. I was yellow. My girls are, hey, your pal. I was like, I know. Wait to what happens tomorrow.

It didn't be crazy, all right? But today we... Con is really mad at me like I did something. Because I feel like you were in on it, though. I was it. You did bow out really, really, yeah. I did. I just used my head.

We told you what the rules. You guys put something in it, huh? We told you with the direction. We told you with the direction. The directions were no hands and you literally just use that. I know. That's all I know. It's okay.

That's why you had a turkey trot today, okay? That's our guy here, Victor. And we're going to get into all of that this morning. The shortest turkey trot ever. We're not supposed to say, give it away, fool. We're not supposed to give it away. He's so angry. He is.

I know we're all trying to figure out how to make some bread this holiday season. And I got two ways for you that you can get ready for. Number one is GameStop. Okay, so GameStop is hosting their annual Trade Anything Day coming this December. And you can literally trade anything as long as it fits into a 20 by 20 by 20 by 20 box. Okay, that's a good size box. Really? Yeah, 20 inches by 20 inches.

You know all that stuff? When I know dimensionally, I don't know. What's 8 and a half by 11? I know the papers. Anything? They say anything. They say anything. But beware because this sounds great.

I don't know if you've ever thought of like, I don't know, pawning anything, but you don't know where to go. GameStop is like, come right here. We'll see what we can do. But these guys have had experience trading and stuff at GameStop. Very bad experiences. Yes. They literally give you pennies on the dollar.

You could buy a game for like 60 bucks. I bought a brand new game before and then decided like, oh, you know what? Actually, I don't really want to play this game. It's kind of boring. Yeah. I want to get another one. So I go in next.

day, they're like, yeah, we'll give you 11 bucks for it. How much did you pay? 60. Bigger! Yes, yes. You see what I'm saying? It's like, bruh. And by the way, whatever you trade in at GameStop is going to be returned to you in store credit.

Yeah. Okay? So you can purchase things there. You know, there's video games there. They have stuffies there. They said trading cards at GameStop. They saw a lot of things at GameStop. I've got my butt what before by my mom for trading in all my games. I traded in the newest guitar hero with the drums. Why? Why did you do that? Because I just wanted money.

Oh, you just wanted money. How old were you? You got seven bucks or anything? It was about $600 worth of stuff. Oh my God. I got like $60. My mom when she found out was piss. Man.

Went back to the store to try to get everything. Couldn't. Like couldn't get nothing back from GameStop. Of course, because you traded it in. You sold your soul. I feel like. Crack cat vibes just going in there. I'm the reason why there's a rule now for like people that have to go in and sell stuff.

Yeah, because you can. You got to go with your parents? Apparently. So you can even take things you crochet, you knit, you skull, do any crap. You can trade in things you've created as long as they fit in that 20 by 20 by 20 bucks. Even a taxidermist can trade in their work for store credit. That's the ones that stuff the unalived animals. What cannot be traded?

Hazardous waste, material chemicals, or liquid. it's clearly weapons and ammo. Yeah. Not including taxidermed animals, dead or alive animals. You cannot. Don't go trade in your dog. No. Oh, yeah.

It says small electronics equipment like portable, digital music players, VCRs, DVD players. Why can't you use that? No live animals? No live animals. No. No explicit items either. Tampoko. Don't do that.

Oh, okay. I have a lot of that. Don't reach you. Nothing resembling a body part, Greg. What if it's used? Flashlights. Take a flashlight. Have you seen the new ones?

He's talking about. What are you guys talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What do you mean flashlight? You mean flashlight, don't you? Is that how you say?

Oh, God. Yeah. Turn it in. No. With all the Google's right there. That's another story. That's not GameStop. That's not GameStop.

That's a touch of romance. man's way. Trade it in for a new one. I have a need. Keep it here. My friend. Vic. Yes.

I'm sorry for your loss, bro. I know. It's tough. The Raiders lost last night. Oh, my God. To the cowboys. But it was more than a loss. That happens every year.

No, no, no, no. No, no. Concoe. You got to chill out. Every weekend. No, Khan. It's deeper than that. Because Vic, what happened?

I bet my son. You bet your son? I bet my son. No, I'm not like, I didn't bet him away. Oh, I was about to say, God. He went to GameStop, and he was like, how much? I put my son on the line. I bet the Raiders will win.

No. Who is crazy? No, I bet. Eddie Guerrero in. Oh, yeah, a ladder match for Raymond McSterio? Yeah, no. Okay, so I bet my son, who's a newfound Cowboys fan. And he's like, oh, I love Cowboys, Cowboys, Cowboys, whatever.

And so they're playing he. other. So I'm like, okay, we're going to see who's better. And so he's like, I knew who's going to win the Cowboys. And I'm like, no, the Raiders are going to win. And then so he, I was like, all right, well, I'll bet you that the Raiders will win. And if the Raiders win, then you have to be a Raider fan and suffer like me for life. See, Vic became a Raider fan because his father was Raider fan. And so, like, in true, like, legacy fashion, his son should also be a Raiders fan. Exactly. But little Vic has mind of his own. That's mind of zone

He knows better And he was like You had to be a Raiders fan I don't Yes And I choose to be a Cowboys fan So Vic is like Same thing

Let's better They both suck I know That's what I was trying to tell him too You pick a better team But he chose the Cowboys So whatever At what moment during last night's game bro

Were you like oh it's over Like When it started No really I was confident In the first quarter I was like 3-0 baby

Take that. Okay. We made a field goal. They did the worst play in the world. They got a safety. Great. Like, it was in that moment, I was like, this team is dumb. Points are points, bro.

Points are points. It made no sense to do that. Okay, Vic, at what point were you like, my son is gone? About the second quarter. Aw. About the second quarter when we couldn't get anything in the red zone but a field goal. Did they know your family's on the line? Literally, my son is on the line.

Our bond. So are you a Cowboys fan now? No, no, no, no. It was just about the fandom that Little Vic is going to. Yeah. Oh, got it, got it. I also lost another bet. I didn't tell you about.

What? What is it? Shout out the homie, Anthony from Golden Boy. He's a cowboy fan as well. And he actually was like, oh, okay, like, oh, so you're betting this. That's funny. Like, dang, now you're going to have to, because the bet was that if I lose, I have to buy my son some WWE figures.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw. Yeah. So it's like $50 down the drain, whatever. Okay. But I also bet Anthony from Golden Boy, and I was telling them, I was like, okay, if the Raiders win, you have to give me tickets to Raiders Chargers here in L.A. in about two weeks. Okay. He's like, done. Yeah, he would.

Callie would. Yes. And then he said, all right, but if the Cowboys win, you have to wear a Cowboys jersey to the next Golden Boy fight. That's why I lost twice. So I lost twice. I lost twice. I don't know. I think I have a problem.

I don't know. I think I have a problem. You do. He knew he was going to give those tickets up, dude. Yeah. Cali's like, yeah, whatever you are. You want a house with that? You want to do you are.

So, yeah, I lost twice. My boy, sweaty. Look, I know. Just thinking about it. He sweated. Because there's like AI photos of me in a cowboy's jersey floating around. Yeah.

Oh, no. But these are going to be real. No, they're not. You did a selfie. No. Post it up. Brad McMongue's one. With some Jordan 12 retroes?

Yeah. He already has the jean shorts on. Gene shorts. I got the jean shorts on right now. George. George. Am I becoming a cowboy's friend? Dehalo. Dehalo.

He's going through it. All you got to say is my Dallas, mine. Now you got to talk. Dallas. You seen exit? Dallas, man. That's what he was doing when he was losing. All right.

Let's get into scrolling. This makes me sad for kids. It doesn't. They can't have a little fun. Nope. Don't let the kids have. fun because they're going to end up locked up

They won't let me out They won't let me out It's way more innocent fun than the phone we had When we were kids Respectfully They should not be getting locked up Yeah, police in Indiana Are tired of it though

And they showed up to an elementary school And told kids If they are saying 6-7 They're going to give them tickets Listen to this Um so we added change for What else? Emory 6-7

Whoa whoa What did you say? Did I just hear 6-7 Mrs. Keller? You did. I think it was this one. I saw her hand up. Oh, yeah. First ticket of the day.

Oh, no. Hey, Indiana Code 6-7. It's now against the law to use the word 6-7 unless using it in a math problem or someone's age. Wow. Agreed. That is when they use it, by the way, cops. They get the math problem, yes. And they make it mean 6-7.

My nephew was walked around the house last night saying 6-7 for no reason. I wish I could just throw them in jail right then and there. Oh, no, no. Oh, my gosh. Bro, we were running around saying 6-9. Let these full say 6-7. Fast. Let these full say 6.

We were running around saying suck it. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but that was cool. No, it was cool. No, it was highly inappropriate. We should have got tickets for that. Because not only were we saying suck it, we were doing hand motions to our pelvic area. Yeah.

The Triple H and Sean Michaels made it cool. Yeah. Six-seven is just 6-7 very random. Nobody cares about it. It's pretty wholesome, though. It's wholesome. Yeah. It's innocent.

Yeah, it is wholesome. Lock them up. Block the rules. You have kids, dog. Lock them up. Block them up for six, seven months. How about that? Remember Star 6'7 on the phone?

Yeah. That's a 6-7 that I know. Yeah. Star 6-7. That would block your number, no? Yeah. So nobody can know who is going to troll. Yeah, when you wanted to troll.

Yeah, when you wanted to prank call somebody, they wouldn't know. Wait, Star 69 does what? Call them back. Call them back. It calls back. Because before, you didn't know who called you. Uh-huh. Because you didn't know who called you.

So Star 69 would call whoever the last person then called you. Oh, wow. I never heard of that one. It's okay. It's okay. But all the kids, you deserve to be. That was back on rotary phones. Rotary phones. Landlines, if you will. Just for having one of those?

And now, the weather. With concrete storm. Ferritos, it is going down for the weather Tuesday, November 18th. And guys, it's been a roller coaster. of weather emotions, guys. It's been raining, sunny, windy, all kinds of stuff. First, we're off to the city of Canyon Country where OGs go to live and keeping it funky. Your high will be 55 degrees.

Should be mostly sunny. Next, we drive hella far to the, Tsemi Valley, bro, where it feels like L.A. County, but it's not Peron. Shout out of Ventura. Your high will be 56 degrees. Next, we pull up to the city of Paramount where Fuz and Hinas have a different meaning to body count. Your high will be 61 degrees out there, but it's cold.

Lastly, we catch a flight to Moreno Valley where it doesn't feel like it's Cali, but it is, how mean? Your high will be 55 degrees with 38% chance of rain and a little fun fact about Moval. A giant animal fossil found nearby. Lake Paris area has yielded fossils of prehistoric horses, camels, mammoths, giant ground sloths during a reservoir We're construction.

Perritos. Oh, that's pretty tight. Yeah. You like that? Construction. Wow. Construction. There's Rizawa.

Rizzoa. They have ancient horses? Ancient horses, dog. What? Yeah. That's crazy. I want to go check them out. No, they're not there anymore.

They already took them to the. Oh. To the museum or something. To the tarpits where it's all about the prehistoric animals. Oh, gosh. Here we go again. What? You guys, you guys have never been there.

Just say you've been there. I've been there. We've been there. It's all about that. The dinosaurs were. Yeah. The dinosaurs were. The dinosaurs were not there.

They got stuck in the tarpits. You guys were spreading misinformation. It was the mammoths that got stuck in the tarpids. You guys spreading misinformation. I'm going to buy you guys ticket so you guys can go and see that. I love that place. Yeah, two for one. You guys go to the L.A. zoo and see nothing because they never come out.

They don't. They have the city lights now. They have the zoo lights. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's beautiful. Duh.

And the flamingos greet you. Yeah. Yeah. And they're squirrels. Yes. Yes. They have squirrels there too. What's the weather?

The weather. Canyon Country, 55. Simi Valley, 56. Paramount 61. Moval. You're going to be 55 out there with the mammoths. No, there's no mammoths there. You said it was horses.

They're out there. All right. Check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your head. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie helpline.

Griselda needs our help. Griselda hit us up and said, Hi, guys, my name is Griselda, and I need your help. Hi, gris. So my dad passed away last year, and when we were going through his things, we found this old photo of him with a little girl none of us recognized. My mom brushed it off like, oh, that's probably your cousin from Mexico. And so I didn't think much of it until last month.

When this girl hits me up on Facebook and says, I think we might be sisters. What? I thought it was a scam at first, but then she sends me picks, and, OMG, she looks exactly like my dad. Same smile, eyebrows, everything, brown bag. And I did a 23 and me just to shut her up, and also, because I was a bit curious,

and it came back that we shared 32% of DNA because we are half siblings. I told my mom, and she started crying, saying she had no idea. My siblings are in denial, and now my grandma's saying, but it's not our secret to share. If no te diho, it's for a reason. I feel so lost, I can't even ask my dad why.

So many unanswered questions, and now my new sister wants to come to Thanksgiving and meet the family, including my or our grandma, but half my family saying that's disrespectful to my mom. help me please how do I bring her and let the truth come out do I bring her and let the truth come out of her turkey or keep the peace and pretend I don't have a sister not of her turkey over the turkey yeah yeah yeah let the turkey bring it all out oh pork or turkey all right over the turkey over the turkey keep the peace and pretend I don't have a sister but now that I know I'll feel guilty if I just

ghost her. Crazy. That turkey stuff with lies right there, big dog. But yeah pasto the dad's already. Passed away.

Yeah. What does it matter? Just, let's go. I guess it's all of that. Her mom's still alive. So she feels like, yes, I have a connection

to you from my dad, but I find this disrespectful to my mom if you come over, you know? But also, should, that's not the It's not her fault. You know, it's not the sister's fault.

No. Just don't come up the handed. Like hamon or the tamales or something. Oh my God. Bring the sunshad. Madrasos. Also, the grandma's saying that we knew already makes me feel like the mom knew already. Maybe.

I mean, it's... The mom of the Griselda. Yeah, I mean, it's one thing like knowing and another thing is like... Facing. facing it, right? It's like, oh, I think, yeah, maybe, I don't know, like, who knows where they're at or whatever. And then it's like, then they're sitting in your face. Now you have to look at them.

Now you have to, it's an actual person. It's not a rumor or just like a thing that you think about. It's a person with feelings and they have, you know, maybe she, maybe she doesn't have kids now, but she can have kids in the future. And it's just like, dang, those kids are related to my kids. And it's just, it's complicated. If you're the, which one's the side kid? Would the side kid be the one that was reaching?

out? Yeah, I would think so. Yeah. Because the main family, I don't even want, I'm sorry about it. I know, I know. We just kind of put it into terms. The main family? Like, yeah, the number one. Or who's the main family? The one that doesn't want you around? Because why does it always seem like the side kid

wants to be a part of things? Well, yeah. Why can't you not want to mess with us just like we don't want to mess with you? Because they want to feel included. They felt left out the whole time. Yeah, they did. So like, I want to play now. Yeah, it's not their fault. And now they want to meet the grandma. Yeah, because that's still the grandma.

Yeah. It's just, it's not, it's unfair to this, to the family to have to have that decision because the person that should have made the decision is not here anymore. I know. And if he didn't their whole lives, but that asked Kristilda how old she is, if they didn't hurt their whole lives, then it's like clearly he didn't want that to happen. You know what I'm saying? Her dad was for sure a truck driver.

Don't do that. What? The dad's watching from up there like, ha. Look at Liz. Got away, Scott free. Myel des Madre that I'm out there. Oh, my God. 23 and me, it happened.

No, and from what it sounds like, she's probably not the only one. I would have been out there. There's probably more out there. The truth is out there. Where there's one, where there's smoke, there's fire. Oh, gosh. A lot of more garitas like the dad with the thick eyebrows that he had. True.

Have any of you guys done the 23 and me stuff? Yeah. Yeah. Does it just show wherever your family's at? Or what is it? What do you mean? Like how do you? No, no, no.

So it does your whole little thing, your little fun. Like, ooh, this year, 20% this. And then it's like, hey, you found new relatives of yours. I got one last night. I got a notification. And it was like somebody Munoz and I'm like, I've never heard of that last name. And I went to click on it and it didn't really show me. Clearly they also have to accept for their info to be shared like that.

But you can or you can't. It tells you the percentage of the. the like how much they're related to you. And it'll even tell you like first cousin, or like third cousin once removed or whatever. Like or you might have the same grandparents or like it'll be something. You came from ancient like mesothelioma. No, that is not.

You mean mesopotamia. No, he means Mesoamerica. Same day, dog. Messo something. Same thing. You're messing with me right now. We got our girl Griselda. Okay.

And it's a hard situation. It's Thanksgiving. It's the, it's. It's something that she has to deal with. Her father passed away while they were looking through his things. They found a photo of him with a little girl. They're like that. That's not none of our females.

Oh, it's probably someone in Mexico. Okay. Then she gets hit up on Facebook. I think we might be sisters. Way to lay it on her sister. I thought it was a scam at first, but I said send me photos. She has the same face of my dad, same eyebrows, everything. Now I want to know what the eyebrows look like.

Probably thick. Yeah. This is probably about Pjolene. What did I think about Pjolene? They just have very tough. Take eyebrows. What happened? Papuchana.

It's still leading. Papuchoi. We love you guys. We love you guys. Me too. I think you guys need to do it's 23 of me. Those eyebrows taking over the world. So you said I did the 23 of me to shut her up, but it was actually her that got shut up because the DNA concluded you were the sister.

Now the other sister is wanting to be a part of things. I want to meet my grandma. She never met her own grandma. Damn. Her dad's mom. I want to meet my grandma and they feel like, damn. This could be disrespectful to my mom. It seems like Grisel is the only one kind of open to it.

Yeah. Mom and sisters are like, that's a hoax to lie. Well, yeah, she's the one that got ambushed. It's a Democratic hoax. She's the one that got ambushed on Facebook, right? Yeah, she got hit up. I feel like people are always mean to like a new sister, but like welcoming of a new brother. Don't do that.

What? I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Yeah. For sure. For sure. If you just found out that you had just like a random little brother, like, hey, what's up, dude? Like, you could be kind of excited.

Okay. What about if it was a little sister? A little conchrizzle? What about if I was a little sister? Nah, not even. Right? So all the little girls out there, you are just as worth it. You are just as a lot.

No, you are. I'm not saying you're not. Sisters out there too. You matter as well. No, you are worth it. Just not in this family. Take that with a brain of salt. I just feel like they would be excited

if it's a little brother. It feels like, oh, guys, we got a new little brother. Invite them over. Come bring some beers. I always wanted a little sister. I always wanted a little brother Yeah Okay

Alright I'm trying to bounce this out I do it I don't want any Okay So I have a little brother I have a little brother He's technically my half brother But I love no death

And I was so excited When my mom was like It's a boy I was like Yes I got a little brother And now he's taller than me And he's awesome But that's also

Vick because you have two sisters Yeah I didn't need another one Yeah Yeah that's why Because I love them both Yeah Yeah

Vig had the two sisters And they were great too Right you were excited when you have a kid. Yeah, that was me. I'm an only boy, so. Oh, you are? I always want a little brother.

Aw. Why do you make that face? Okay. All right. So sad. All of a sudden. I just go, okay, whatever. I want little girls to know they're just as great.

They are. Yeah, they are. They are. And you showing up pink in the gender review is just as happy. Oh, yeah. No, for sure. And then you get to brush her little hair. All of that.

All of that. I like to dress her up. All of that. They're probably listening right now. now, the sweet little angel girls. You have a little daughter. I'm sure you were really excited when you had your first daughter. Flabbergasted.

Right? You were so excited. I was very excited. Over the moon. Over the moon. You didn't want her to be a boy, right? No. No, I don't, because I already had three boys.

I already had three boys. I already had three boys. That is crazy. Carrying three boys for nine months is crazy. Oh, gosh, you didn't do that. Shout out to Nikki. What? I do you know I'm not transitioning right now.

Why are you talking to me like that? Okay. Wow. Are you transitioning? Don't jenn drive. Are you transitioning? How about you answer? Yes.

All right, let's go to. Deja. Deja. Deja, what's up, Deja? Good morning. Good morning. What up Deja? Yeah, is Deja.

Talk to us. What would you tell Griselda? So I would tell her just in my opinion, maybe Thanksgiving isn't the right time to bring the secret out of the woodworks. If she wants to, like, build her relationship on her own with this, sister, I feel like that would be a good idea. I have a similar situation, but I'm the secret child. So, out of the whole situation, I actually built a really close relationship with my sister, sorry, with my sister that I found. How did you find out you were the secret child?

So it's a long story, but I did the ancestry, and I pretty much had like a 45% Samoan. And my, dad that I grew up thinking was my dad was not Samoan. Oh. Yeah. So it was a little opposite. And then you read, you look and how do you find that you were the secret one? Because he had like a whole family and was married and I had no idea about him. When did you find out?

Like you said not Thanksgiving. So when you? Well, I'm 30 and I found out like two years ago. But I read. reached out to him privately, but I didn't want to do it like on a big holiday. I feel like that would be too much for his wife and his family. That's very considerative of you. Not like, hey, you're my dad and you kind of left me out here.

He clearly, he was still here. So you reached out to him. And then he brings you into the fold or tells you about his family. And then how is that reveal like? It was a little awkward. I don't really talk to everybody. I was introduced to everybody, but I kind of, they live in Florida, and I live in California, obviously. So I don't really talk to them, but I do have one sister that lives in San Francisco that we actually have a really, really close relationship.

Nice. Okay, so you would say, because especially like if your dad wasn't in the picture, you would have to deal with the family themselves. And it would be something that you're like, yes, allow that to happen, but not on Thanksgiving. which is, it's reasonable. Yeah, especially with putting it in the mom's face, like, and she's probably not happy about it. Of course. I had it the opposite.

My mom was the one that didn't really know who my dad was. So for her, I kind of, like, I was curious, and I pushed it in on our face, and I kind of feel bad about that now. Oh, it's like Mamma Mia? Yeah, kind of, yeah. Yeah, like, Mama Mia. Were you upset when you found out about all this stuff? Like, were you, like, upset?

Were you sad? Were you angry that? I had mixed emotions I had mixed emotions but my mom was like my best friend so I tried not to make her feel bad because I'm pretty sure she's filthy as it was but at the same time like I said

I was curious I was in my late 20s and you also 45% Samoan girls Big Oos I know, you need to get a wrestling contract You got a whole culture behind you A big homie Oop Now I'm like 30 learning all of it Wow.

Did you, when did you learn you could backflip off the top rope? Do you play football? I ain't there yet. I ain't there yet. No, my son does. Oh, yeah. As soon as she found out she enrolled him in Pop Warner Hut. Hey, we're going to take us out the...

As soon as I found out we were Samoan, I swear, Simone's jeans just hit my 13-year-old leg. Oh. You're going to find out what way or something. Oh, man. All of a sudden, they're spam at the house. I always love spam. Never do I.

What is this? You can't go wrong. There you go. Thank you for calling. Thank you. Imagine lining out like, bro. Oh, man. If I was, man, I'd be in the WWA ring tomorrow.

No wonder she wakes up every morning. She's like, ha! Ha! I don't think so. I don't think so. Shout to all her. homies. Shout to the city of Carson.

Just in general. All right. Let's go to Monti. Monce in Ontario. Montse, we're talking to the home girl Griselda. Griselda just found out she has a new sister. She found out after her father passed and they were looking up after his thing, saw a photo with him and another girl.

And everyone's like, oh, maybe that's one of our primas in Mexico. Didn't think anything of it. Then she got hit up on Facebook. Hey, I think we might be sisters. and she was tripping like, this is spam, this is, I don't want to say spam. Spam? Stop! Thinking she was trying to get.

Little ooze right there. Stop mixing everything, bro. All right, and then she saw a photo and was like, nah, that has my dad's eyebrows right there. It looks exactly like my dad. She did a 23 and me. They wear a match to being half siblings. She goes to her family. And the first thing her abuelita tells her, the mom,

of her dad is like yes we knew but if your dad didn't want to say anything then who are we to do it it's not our secret to share it's for a reason is what the abuelita told her now here's the question because it seems like the rest of the family is made up their mind don't ask don't tell we're not like just let her go on with her life

like we don't we don't owe her nothing like let's just keep moving like we have been all these years but she's she's the one that's kind of more open to this sister. And the sister is like, hey, I would really like to meet our grandma. I really want to meet the family. Mention things about Thanksgiving.

And now she's just tripping. Should I even be the one that helps her come into the family period? I do feel this guilt. Or should I agree, like the rest of my family. If my dad said no, then it's no. Or if he didn't want us to know, we shouldn't. We shouldn't try. Monce, what do you say?

Honestly, I would just not. not invite her to the family because me, myself, my dad, he has a bunch of other kids. Not with my mom, but like with other women. And he would like, like, they would tell to me. And I've always said, I'm like, no, dude, it's disrespectful to my mom. It's disrespectful to me. Like, my dad can bring them around. Why?

Why are you going to come around now? Like, you know what I? And my dad's a lie. My dad's a life. And he, he's never, oh, miha, meha, ha, like, Ible with her. Speak to them. They're your sisters. They're your brothers.

he's just like he never even brings it up yeah he kind of like don't like yeah we're just not going to talk about it yeah it's kind of like left unsaid but how do you feel about it do you feel like that's good yeah i feel like because i've always been like on my mom's side i've always defended her no matter what so it's just like like it just bothered me and it doesn't make me want to meet them because it's just like but ike like out of sight out of mind basically yeah like for what yeah what you want to know me for it yeah we're Yeah, we're blood, but what? Did you ever hold your dad accountable? Like, hey, dad, what on, what happened here?

Yeah, what he doing, my boy? Well, yeah, I did, but, I mean, after a while, my mom just split up, so it was just like, he has kids that are, like, I'm 25. Yeah, he has kids that are nine years old. I'm 25, he has younger kids. And how are he? Are you like, he's still going out of it?

Are you like F them kids or are those your siblings? I mean, I don't talk to them. Okay. Because he lives in another state, too, and he moved to Utah. So it's like... Wait, how old are you? Oh, that's a perfect state for him to drop his seat. My dad...

He had like 10 wives over there. Chill! That's probably why he moved over. He's like, I can do it here legally. Yeah. Yeah, my dad, he was born in 79, so he's still going. Ah, yeah, ha,ba. Oh, he's a very young.

Yeah. He's super young. Who's next? All right, thank you so much. So you say Monce, leave it alone. Leave it alone, girl. Yeah, leave it along. Just leave it along, girl.

Live your life. Don't worry about that girl. Just block her, you know. Oh, my God. I would feel so cute. But you'd be surprised. A lot more people think that way. Like my mom would say.

Yeah, it's not nice. But what's culpa tian those that men. That's, what's probably lived her whole life in the shadows, too. You know? Never had a Christmas. her abelita.

Yeah. I think it's that part. Yeah. Her dad side. She probably never had an abelita. Yeah. KPWR FM, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106, L.A's number one for hip-hop. Yeah, and then to be like, no, no, no.

We don't want you around here. No solicitors. They're probably throwing, like, her food in a bucket and a rope down to her. What's the culpe do you? Your cupa. Or, abajo. Abajo is. Who?

Who, who's stuck in the realm? Stuck in the realm? Well, they're in tamales of dulcena. Oh, you know, what's going to do you? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, boy, Michelle. By the way, if you're just an English speaker,

we were just making fun of our, say it in English. What fault does she have? What fault do she? No, what fault? These kids, it's not the kid's fault. It's not the kid's fault. It's not the kid's fault.

They're innocent. They're innocent. They're innocent. Standers. No, we have to translate everything we just said in Spanish. Yeah. Yeah, he's probably in heaven or probably in hell. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, he's probably stuck in the realm. He's in the realm. He's in the realm. He's in the realm. We're talking to Griselda. We're talking to Griselda. Griselda found out that her father who's passed away fathered another daughter behind all of the family's back.

She ends up doing testing and finds out, yes, this is my half-sister. This half-sister wants to be a part of things, wants to meet her grandma from her dad's side. They've never met. wants to go to Thanksgiving and just kind of be around everybody. And she kind of feels like, hey, I don't see it as a bad of idea because loki, what fault is it, my new half-sister? But everybody else is kind of closed off to the idea. What would you suggest for Griselda to do, Michelle? Michelle.

Michelle. Are you there? Michelle. Yeah. Oh, there you are. There you are. What should Grisselda do? So I feel like Gristel.

should meet up with her on a different day. I don't think they should do it that day because I actually came around my dad's out of the family during Christmas time and I popped up randomly. And they, all my cousins, I'm not going to lie, they were pretty upset. They treat me like the outsider for years after that. I reunited with them I was 15. But my mom kept me from my dad because my dad wasn't the best. He still lives in.

He was on drugs and stuff. So I can understand why my mom kept from him. But the way my family treated me from that side was weird. Like they treated me like it was my fault. And I was actually mad at my mom because I'm like, you're the one that kept me from them, you know? And when I reunited with them, I wanted my family around obviously. But now that I'm 33 and from 15 to now, like I just look at it.

Like, why do I even need to be around that? But I got a chance to be around my siblings. I only got along with one. My dad had mine. Yeah, so I'm the oldest. So I was like, you know what? Let me be the bigger person. And so I reached out to my siblings, but I got along with one of my sisters.

And I still talk to her here and there, but just not as much. But I would suggest Grasota to maybe meet up with her aside from everybody. And I'll see what siblings are willing to meet with her and then go from there. I don't think that the mom needs to meet them, meet her. And just kind of go from there, see, you know, what connection they may. have as you know not being a side baby but for sure my mom leaving I have a question how did the family finally accept you?

My mom leaving my dad yeah how the family finally accept you in like how did what They did not they didn't at all? They didn't still to this day only talks to one where you not? No till this day they still have it's so crazy my dad had told me you're not a Gonzalez because my last name is actually Tachikin so it's my mom's last name so it was crazy because after that I did the ancestry and actually had 35% DNA with my dad's sister. So I threw that in their face and said, yeah, like, screw you guys, I'm out of here.

Like, I don't need to be around negativity like that, you know? I'm actually happier now. I know. And you're finding all of this out at 15 is a lot because at that age, there's so much going on, so many changes in your life. And like you said, you even started telling your mom, it's her father. You kept me from it because you can also, you can sometimes identify as, like, They're all saying I'm the issue.

You know, they're probably blaming me for the way he is. But that's not yours. That's all his. That's not yours. And, yeah, for them to have told you that. And then say, you're not a Gonzalez. Like, that's kind of like you're not even worthy to be one of us. And it's fine.

You are who you are. And it's, I'm glad that you're 30 now and you realize that. Like, I don't need that. Thank you. Of course, baby. Yeah. So, yeah, that would just be my family. Yeah.

You said to meet them, but later. And how did he bring you on Christmas or what was he like? Was it like, okay, it's time for the present. It's almost 12 o'clock. And then here comes you. Who's that? What's that? I was the gift.

I was a surprise gift. So it was like a white elephant. What? That's a terrible gift. It's a brown tachikin. Hey, ta-cabron this. You're better for it now, Michelle. You're better for it now.

Thank you for calling. See, it's not her fault, but they make it her fault. It's not their fault. It wasn't her fault that she just got there and started talking a lot either, probably. All these side kids, it's not their fault. They're probably like, she doesn't shut up. Yeah. Probably had nothing to do with her dad.

It was like, eh, she don't stop. She talks too much. We asked people to call in and share their stories. Yeah, we did. They call in to share their stories. Now they're talking too much? A little bit. You let them speak.

Let them speak. That's what they're supposed to. Vig, do not join Greg in the haters. No, this is, these are my thoughts. Oh my God. Chato, Chato in Texas. Very shortly, can you tell us what you would tell Griselda. Chato, Griselda hit us up.

She found a sister that she never knew existed. After her dad passed away, this is her dad's other daughter, half-sister. and this sister wants to be a part of the family. However, everybody else is kind of like, nah, if he didn't bring her around, you shouldn't. Like, don't even fall for it. Don't write her back. Don't message her or nothing.

But she's like, hey, I've never met my abolita. I would love to kind of have, maybe closure. Yeah. Maybe closure. And so Griseldo wants to know what to do. Chato, what would you say? Jay, let me keep a short. Aw.

No, no. Thank you. I'll just play with you. Go ahead, go ahead. say do it but do it but not during the holidays because it's just going to look bad for everybody everybody's not going to enjoy the holidays same thing happened with me with my father but not full left chamacos everywhere Colorado California okay but you know his family reached out to me and I got to meet my other siblings that were on good terms but uh you know it's not the

kid's fault that this happened chato before you go on chato the guys are doing uh Mocking sounds like if your dad was a trucker. Was he? Hold on, hold on. I'm a truck driver, so let me say something. Go ahead, Chato. I'm actually working right now, but we're not all like that. Okay.

But how many percentage of you are? I mean, I tried, but my girl beat me so, you know. Was your dad like that? Was your dad a trucker? I don't know. I didn't meet that fool. He left before I was born. Aw.

See, now it's sad. I'm sorry. Why he don't want me, man. He's like 2019, so. He passed away, 2019, bro. All I think about is, like, that one episode of Fresh Press. How come he don't want me, man? Okay, all right.

Chato, you may- Not because I didn't know him like that. Yeah. That's right, Perro. Keep your head up. He wouldn't have known what a great person, Chato is. Facts, facts. That's right.

There you go. That's right. That's right. So you say, don't do it during the holidays, but maybe make some time to meet. meet her, yes or no. Introduce her to the abuelita, yes or no? Oh, definitely.

Maybe working with abuelita, don't do it right away. Also with the mom, like, you got to work it in, you know? Yeah. Can't do it all that once. Do it on their anniversary. No big holidays, right? Oh, my God. Thank you so much, Chato.

Thank you so much. I would think, like, doing it around the holidays is better. Why? Especially Thanksgiving. You're thankful for your family. You're thankful for this. And then somebody pulls out. up, you should be thankful for them too.

In theory, I think it's just people are like, when are we all going to be together again? Again, all at once. I think it's kind of more of that, like, a hack to like get everybody in one room. Because, I mean, imagine how many times do you like really get with all your families? Not too often. Maybe you're also nicer during the holidays. Your heart's a little bit more over. Oh, true.

If it was just a regular summer day and some kid popped up, you know? You're doing what I'm saying? You're doing a freaking grown Christmas. And then also like on the kid side, on the side kid's side, that's probably the moments they most feel alone or without family. That's true. That's right when she feels it the most. She wants love. We're thinking of this.

We're thinking of over that, but not you. How come they don't want me, man? Okay. You got to see what? What? What's that? It's sad. It is.

So then why are you smiling? I'm not smiling. What? No, that sucks, man. Hey, man, if you're alone during Christmas... Go to concrete house. Yeah, and we're doing a big, a big fiesta of this Christmas, so we'll give you a gift if you didn't get a Christmas gift.

Wow. That's really nice of you. Where are the details? Because once you say it on the radio, it becomes true. I'm dead serious. What's the address? I'll write it down. It's going to be in San Fernando, and we'll give you the details. Stay tuned.

Listen. Everyone gets a gift. Yeah. There's a lot of people that listen to. First come, first serve. Okay, first. What? Your kids or just all kids and dinner?

Papa Santa's going to be there for you. Oh, that's so sweet. All right. All right. All right. Keep it here because on the way we got some cheesamation, right, Angie? There's some cheeseman going on. We do, you guys.

What's happening? So actually Tiffany Hottish, you guys. She is married but still single. What? Like it's the thing. She actually married herself during a girl's trip in Africa. Like she had the whole she'll bang. Like she walked down the aisle.

She had a whole bouquet. She did bows to her. her vows to herself, kiss the mirror, instead of kissing her partner. She kissed the mirror. Oh, my goodness. And she even stepped on a glass in honor of her Jewish faith, right? Oh, to step on the glass? Yeah.

And it was like, for her, it was like a newfound sense of self-confidence. So she said, quote, I used to show up for myself, do everything for everybody else, and not take care of me. And ever since I got married to me, baby, them boundaries, I see a difference in the way I wake up in the morning. and how I look in the mirror. When I look at myself, I see somebody who is whole, still fragile, but well taken care of. Okay. This is amazing. I just looked it up and it's like, it's not illegal.

You can do it 100%. You can marry yourself? Yeah. Financial benefits with it too as well. What are the financial benefits of marrying yourself? But there are? Yeah, there's financial benefits. There's no rules.

You only eat for one? Yeah. You can have a public or private ceremony. It's like a regular wedding. No, I'm telling you, she had the whole thing. She had her brights meats and everything. Imagine the honeymoon? That's fun

You don't get to disappoint nobody You don't get to disappoint nobody With yourself though Yeah I feel a little guilty about this Why? When she came in She tried to holler at me

And I didn't realize it What She wouldn't have to marry herself maybe What did she do? She tried to holler at me How? I didn't realize it I was dumb

I was just like Oh like wait what Like until after Should have to holler Yeah I don't know You have to explain it now Yeah I don't know

She can just look She's like Where are you from This is after She was like, where you from? And I was like, well, I moved around a lot. Like, and I didn't really like get the gist of what was going on. What if it's not?

She was just asking you where you're from. Yeah, she was just trying to make, like, talk. I know. I know. But you just said you didn't know. I know now. I realized shortly after, I was like, oh, yeah. You know, sometimes people just like are.

Delusional. Yeah. Delusional. Not delusional. You know, she was with common. Not at that time. No, but you know, she was with common. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You. Yeah. I'm just right too. Did you ever write the light? No.

You didn't write the light. What did you do? I wrote a couple articles. And when did she come in? About a couple years ago. A couple years ago. So 20 what? 23.

I just feel a little guilty. I don't know. Maybe it's just a me thing. No, she's really happy. Okay. If she's happy, then she's happy. And I'm happy for her. You know who I also did that?

Like a couple years ago. Maya. Maya, the one that says, my love. She did the same thing. She married herself too? Wow. So it's for real, like, a thing that people do, like, where at least the ladies are doing now.

What's wrong with you fools? That these women are marrying themselves. I don't say. I don't like to marry myself now. Sounds like a good idea. You should. I should, huh? Just lock myself away.

Kiss yourself in the mirror too? Yeah. Do your bowels. Marry your hand. What else is going on in? All right, you guys. This is really, really, really, really don't want to accept it, but there's been really wild rumors that Carol G is single. And she's no longer with her man.

Okay, this is big in the Spanish world. Yes. Why? Yes, because she, it's a very big pop star or reggaeton singer, right? Carol G. A lot of people, we love her. And there has been rumors saying, like, she's single because we haven't seen her with her man for a while. They haven't posted. She showed up by, like, different events by herself, things like that, right?

And then yesterday, she just previewed a new song called Unica with Tiny. And I feel like the lyrics themselves actually are making it true. Listen. So she said we gave ourselves, we gave ourselves the luxury of what we shouldn't have there was no future but there was truth. During the silence after we made love, I understood that some loves only fit in one night, but they stay with us forever. Damn. Wow, that's deep. Wouldn't that be for like a one night's time? Yeah, basically.

It sounds like it, but you know what? I started stalking her, right? And she hasn't posted him since May. If you guys remember, like early September, she had a girls' day with Becky G. And I was thinking, I'm like, oh, my God, maybe that's when, like, it happened because Carol G was always, like, very honored

on it on commenting at her man's post, things like that, liking it. And in September around that time, she stopped. Got you. I guess that would make more sense over the songs. Because she's been had breakup songs and get back together songs. That whole album, The Manana Serra Bonito. Yeah.

Has songs that are breakup songs, songs that are love songs. So I guess that's up to interpretation. Yeah. But I guess the other things, her showing up alone and all of that. And people are all a fans for freaking out thinking. She can't wear green anymore though because his whole color was green. No, you're right. That's his whole like a just branding.

Yeah. I mean, just that song, just the best of. beat, I would say. It's really sad. Yeah, she almost didn't have to say anything. I was just like, ooh, she's going through a tough time. And there were the couple that everybody liked, too, because they were always, like, happy with each other and stuff like that.

So, yeah. Let's see. All right. Well, thank you for that. Hopefully, it's not true. You'll let us know if it is. Yeah. For sure, for sure.

For sure. Hopefully it's not true, but I did my stocking. Yes, for sure. For sure. Doesn't say anything. He's giving all week this week, inside brown bag mornings. Every day it's themed. And today was Turkey Trot Tuesday.

Our Turkey Vig. Vic, you didn't even do a gobble, bro. That's good. Wow. Look at me when you do it. Do it again, do it again. One time for the one time. A bit you're looking.

One time for the one time. Oh, you two. Scary. Greg, what's your gobble like, Greg? That's good. That's good. Oh, wow. Yeah, you little turkey.

I know. You know a little turkey. That was really good. Hi, Jorge. My husband. He's my turkey baster. That's crazy. Oh, y'all can talk about stuffing and all of that,

but I can't say how my husband's turkey baster makes me go. That's when it goes way too far. Okay, okay. That's right, Jorge. Put that 5K run to work. Don't start. That boy got air. Yes, he does.

He goes forever. You want to join him on a run? No. Whoa. That's crazy. Rumberto already does. Whoa. They run.

They do run. Let me know when you want to join. All right. I don't run. I don't run. There was no joke there. I just. We were waiting for the joke.

We were waiting for the joke. Right, all right. We could tell. Wow. Go to the phone lines. Go to the phone lines. Sal, Sal Westminster, he's going for you concrete to catch Vic's turkey, okay?

Good luck, buddy. Sal, you're going for concrete? Yes, I am concrete. Perito country. There you go. Andrew in East Lowe's. Andrew, you think who is going to catch Vic in the turkey truck? It's going to be Angie

There you go Angie South LA Who do you think is going to catch Vic in the turkey trot You mamacita Let's see Oh Angie is so cute

Oh Frankie San Bernardino Frankie Who do you think is going to catch Vick's turkey We're going We're going to get

Good luck Oh my God Okay There was a turkey trot and it went down like this. I'm Rose Cranzvick, and this is the Brown Bag Morning's Turkey Trial. Whoever catches me wins tickets for a listener to Don't Fall in Love Fest. Which one else is going to get him?

I'm a spear his ass when I see him. Maybe our tail one. Um, yeah. Okay. All right. Oh, whoa. Oh, my God. Oh, he got caught within the first second.

Dude. After. Yeah. Our producer Ramona said, okay, go. Mm-hmm. And this is just big breathing for the most part. It's him running. There was a lot of running.

He had a 30-second head start. There you go. It sounded like the blur. You had 30 seconds to hide when you went behind the door that we were sitting at. That we just opened. I didn't know it went all, like, I didn't know it was the same door. You didn't know a door had two sides to it. Oh, that's crazy.

That was my discovery of the day. Wow. He literally ran up one level of parking, but the door. that we were standing behind opens up to that level of parking. It's weird. It's a maze. I was trying to hide and I thought you guys would never look there. Oh, gosh.

Why wouldn't we? These idiots will never look. Yeah. These idiots would never open this door. We had to have set a world record for the fastest turkey ever caught. Yeah. And it was caught by Greg. Wow.

The winner here. Technically, we all caught him. I ran the opposite way. I was going the opposite way of to where. I was going that way. And Greg's the only one that opened that door. And then he went. I was right behind him.

Oh, you are. I was the only one that went that way. He was standing right. I only saw Greg and then I saw Angie. My caller should win too. So congratulations. My caller should win too. Congratulations to Greg.

And congratulations to Greg's caller. We got Frankie in San Bernardino. Frankie. Frankie, you're going to go see Forza Rejida and everybody else. I don't fall in love fest. Congratulations. Thank you guys. You guys are awesome.

There are a bad. There you go. He could walk there, no fair. He lives over there, yeah, since San Bernardino. The tickets are very expensive. I know, but he just has to walk. Okay, okay. No fair.

No fair. Hey, by the way, anyway, Tom Cruise, many Hollywood legend, but just has barely received his first Oscar. He received an honorary Oscar at this year's Governor's Awards in L.A. And I was wondering, like, why the hell not give him an Oscar at the Oscars, even if it's an honorary one? Yeah.

And according to the Academy, the award show runs too long. It's one of those award shows that starts at five and ends the next day. And also they give the honorees more time. Like he talked for like 15 minutes. They don't get wrapped up and all of that. They said he deserved this time to just say whatever he wanted to say, jump on whatever couch is. So big up Tom Cruise, but it's trippy that he's never won an Oscar and we've just listed off. A lot of movies.

A lot of movies from him. He's not alone. I saw the Eddie Murphy documentary that's on Netflix right now. being Eddie, he has never won an Oscar either. At all. Yeah. Many people feel he was robbed of that. Leonardo just won one, right?

Come on, how many movies has he done? You know, what? So, I don't know what. What's eating Gilbert grape? What? I knew you watched that one. That's so great. He was like 12 in that movie.

How old are you really? He was not 12, dude. No, he wasn't. Yes, he was. And what's he did Gilbert Grape? Yes. How old were you? Stop.

17? Bro, that was before Titanic. No, it wasn't. Yes, it was. Seriously? Yes. Damn. Showing your age.

That was a great movie. That was a great movie. What happens in it? Isn't he? What happens in it? He's what? I don't know. Isn't he in it?

He does. What happens in it? We're not going to watch it. No, go watch it. It's brand new. I don't want to do a spoiler alerts. It's not brand new, bro. It came out in 87 or something.

Yeah, go watch what's eating Gilbert. And then go watch what's eating Gilbert. What's eating Gilbert? Who's eating Gilbert's grape? Okay. What? Invigo to Tom Cruise, man. Yeah.

Whichever movie it was that put you up on him, whether it was a tabloids like Angie, me, or Maverick that I just saw. Interview with the Vampire is Incredible. Greg, what did you say? Mission Impossible. Mission Impossible. And Vic?

Tropic Thunder. Oh, American maid is great, too. I'm like, he was an American meat? I mean, it's not that new one. Which one was he in American meat? American me. American made he's flying planes for drug for drug cartels. Oh, and then you watch it.

It kind of flew under the radar, honestly, but it's a great film. Nice. Watch it. Okay, thank you so much. I'm glad to say we're back up and running. Yeah, back up and running. You can now hear us on your radios. Thank you so much for telling us how everything was affected, the satellite, all of that.

Shout out to Tom Cruise, he fixed it. He fixed it. He did. He did. He and radio shack got it together. You know, it's a trip. I don't know the way my brain's working. There was also like a cloud flare outage today that caused a lot of websites to be down.

ChatGPT, Twitter. They said Spotify was down to. This all happened this morning. You're right. Power 106 was down. I don't know. Are we victims? It better not be who I think it is.

Who? What? I don't be who I think it is. I don't say it. I don't know who you think it is. Me neither. Big Power 106 right here, Pepper. Oh, my God.

I get you. She's sweaty, Ramona's like, what is he going to say? Yes. At least when it becomes to the Cloud Fair stuff, they did say, and I didn't know what the heck Cloudflare was, but apparently it's in charge of a lot of websites, including Social Media Platform X and ChatGBT, if you use that at all. And they're coming out with the statement saying, to be clear, there's no evidence that this was a result of an attack or caused by malicious activity, okay?

Power 106 being down, however. Might be an attack. We don't know about the evidence. When you said cloud flare, I thought you were literally talking about, like, outside cloud. Like, due to the weather. Well, this is the concrete's weather, Vic. There was a flare up today. Cloud flare owns everything.

I see. Oh, like. It's a company. We're not talking about the weather outside. I'm over here thinking about, like, clouds and like, pure jeans. Hey, what poor is, dude. Oh, my God. Go to her.

Like a cloud flare. I know. Poor people thinking. Get your money up. Get your money up, dog. Keep it here.