Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 604 Tone Down the Toxica: Even the Toxicas Agree🌶️ | Brown Bag Mornings (11/19/25)

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

We tackle Jacob's terrifying dilemma: his "toxica" wife is making deportation jokes and demanding gifts if he wants her signature on his mom's green card application, a situation so bad that a self-pr...oclaimed "toxic" caller tells the wife she needs to "tone down the toxica". Plus, we cover the massive opportunity for a lucky eater to become a $2,000 Las Vegas Thanksgiving buffet judge and celebrate the genius bride who walked down the aisle to the "Thong Song" played beautifully on a harp by Siren Gliss. [Edited by @iamdyre 🤠 ]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brownback, the better. Come on. Buenos days. It's November 19th. November 19th. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the show.
Starting point is 00:00:13 I'm Leti. Greg's here. Con is here. Angelica. Victor. More importantly, though, you're here. Okay? All this week, it's our Friendsgiving Week.
Starting point is 00:00:22 Let's get into Moneymoos. Sam McMahon move. Let's make mon move. All right. This story. It's going to make you very, very happy, especially if you get more than one plate at the buffet. How many plates can you guys go back and forth, back and forth?
Starting point is 00:00:39 Take down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. About three? Three? Yeah, is it good numbers? Yeah, I was going to say three. And she three? Yeah, I was hungry.
Starting point is 00:00:46 Gwat? I know. Is it like one for dessert, one for your salad, one for the food? Oh, yeah. It was like one for like chilaquillas and barbacoa, and then the other one was like whatever I wanted, like omelets and stuff like that. Yeah, and then the other one was like a little bit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:58 And then the other one was like a little bit. little bit of possole what did what buffet are you going to yeah what buffet are you going to i don't know someone and like someone golden corral i don't know that's the show not golden corral it's corral de horro right there god how many places can you take down whatever they have if they have asian food if they have uh american food mexican i i try a little bit of everything a little bit of everything a little bit of yeah so how many plates is that there's seven continents dog oh then there's seven plates and then dessert and then i wait a around, I said, I be backa the food.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Now that way, I started cleaning up, you know? Walking around. I started walking around just randomly. Until they switch from breakfast to lunch. Oh, that's the bad. I was going to put them out of business. That's the bad. Greg, how many plays can you take down?
Starting point is 00:01:47 I'm the worst. I only do one. Just one full plate. All right, bro. I'm right there with you. I wish I could do better at a buffet. I know. I wish, bro.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Oh, I learned. Sometimes what is? Like, you should just share a plate you and the boys because neither have you finished anything. It's okay. I used to be like that. And then my mom would smack me because she would be like, no sylves to come, Angelica. Oh, Angie.
Starting point is 00:02:09 You're worthy, Angie. Come. Come. I learned. I learned such a stomach. Well, if you can take down a plate like Vig Angie and concrete here, this might be for you because Vegas is looking for a lucky eater to win $2,000 to just spend. and judge the buffets out there on Thanksgiving. Oh, easy. So if you don't have any Thanksgiving plans, maybe, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:02:37 maybe your family's not in town or they're fighting or you just don't want to be around them, maybe you could take on this Thanksgiving buffet competition, all right? There's a $2,000 cash price to cover travel, hotel, and buffets of your choice, my friend. You got the freedom to plan your own Thanksgiving buffet tour in Las Vegas, and you get to like be part of their Instagram and do TikTok, maybe do skits, all of that. You got to apply though. You got to apply.
Starting point is 00:03:05 What's up, Vic? I have plans, but I will cancel them for this. Sorry, Mom. Maybe next year. Y'all me bring you back a plate, mom? Yeah, I'll bring you a plate and I got a couple bands and I can show them to you. I probably won't give them to you, but I'll show them. Okay, so check this out.
Starting point is 00:03:21 The applications are open right now at Vegasinsider.com. Applications closed on November 25th. They're going to announce to the winner the next day of who they're giving that cash price to to go have fun at the buffets in Las Vegas, which is pretty cool. And then you have to smash over there like immediately, right? Oh, for sure, yeah, for sure. That's fine. What date is, is Thanksgiving this year?
Starting point is 00:03:43 Isn't that the 29 or something? 27th? Oh, shoot. Oh, yeah. You got to shoot right over there. Yeah. I'm saying this is a good one for Cali people because it's not, it's not too much. It's not a drive.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Oh, yeah. No, but a drive. I'm sure tickets are not too crazy If you're taking a flight right now I won't eat anything on the way I'll drive there A buffet sounds good right now Yeah
Starting point is 00:04:03 Do you know what I miss? I miss hometown buffets Oh yeah No you don't Yeah I do it's fire No which one did you go to Mine was right here in Burbank Oh okay
Starting point is 00:04:12 That one was bombed That one was fired Okay so if you want to enter Again, Vegasinsider.com You need to do a short written answer explaining why you should be This year's buffet tester I'm hungry.
Starting point is 00:04:24 For real. Tengroh, I'm hungry. I'm a real eater. They don't play about me. Greg, so he's getting married one day. Lepi, I can see it. I'm there.
Starting point is 00:04:37 My future big wedding day, you know, just dubs flying everywhere. Everybody all dressed up. We drive off in a May back into the sunsets. It's a lot of dreams. I'll be your best man, dog. Approved. I like that idea.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Approved. I'll be your DJ But if my future wife Doesn't not choose this song To walk down the aisle Because this bride She was going viral for it And when I saw this idea
Starting point is 00:05:02 I was like this is the greatest idea ever She hired a harp player You know what harp is right? Harp yes It's a big instrument With all the strings on it She hired her to play a specific song When she walked down the aisle
Starting point is 00:05:15 I want you guys to guess what it is Listen to this I already know Leave it there What is it, Vic? Oh, that dress so scandalous. She walked out to the thong song. So beautiful.
Starting point is 00:05:41 So beautiful. Brings a tear to my eye. It sounds really nice. You have to go see the video. Brownback Morning's 101. 106 on Instagram. And you just hear. For the record.
Starting point is 00:05:54 For the record. This I know Greg has not been to many weddings. Even though he's DJed them. You're just probably not there. I hate DJ weddings, dog. I don't do it anymore. She's not walking down the high. Yes she is?
Starting point is 00:06:05 No, she's not. They're just hanging out. She's crawling? Oh. It's just like before when everyone's chilling, waiting. Oh, the reception hour. No one's standing up, bro. There's no bride walking down the aisle.
Starting point is 00:06:14 The lady's just playing thongs on when people are sitting down. It sounds so nice though. Right. Yeah, you know like when they're chilling? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cocktail. Yeah. They're just sitting there.
Starting point is 00:06:26 It sounds so beautiful, though. It does. But don't confuse it with walking down the aisle. Yeah. She for sure walked down the freak of league. I would think that she would walk down to this one right here Because the girl in the harp She doesn't only do the thong song
Starting point is 00:06:40 Yeah, we go to the girl in the harp Do you have her name her TikTok name? Because I think it was good to make that girl famous That's what's going viral The harp player Yes, and there's multiple songs that she does Like this one right here Oh nice
Starting point is 00:06:53 You're going to be sea walking down the aisle That's what you're going to be doing When my gangster chick getting married My favorite one that I heard, though, was this one right here. Moment for life. Let's go. That's fire. That is pretty good.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Oh, vibes. That's a vibe. This one's a vibe, too. What's your name? Let me talk to you. Let me buy you a drink. She for sure to walk down the aisle to that. This girl's just doing her little hard.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Yeah. She's right. She's vibe me. What's her name? We need a big, this lady up. Shout out to this heart player. Go a little on the videos. Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Got you right now. Hold on one. Okay. The freaky heart lady. Yeah, the heart player knows what to do with it. Okay. Tyron Gliss. Tyring Gliss.
Starting point is 00:07:55 That's her TikTok name. That's her TikTok name. What's your name? Siren Gliss. Oh, Syrin. Ciren. Ciren. Cylis.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Big up to me. Yes. And now the weather. Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm. Peritos, it is going down and it is freezing out there. Everybody's wearing hoodies in here and sweaters and beanies and all that. Yeah, that's what happens in the fall.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Yeah, we're cold. November, you know. And we can't put the heater up in here because it's a frio here. No. Yeah, we can't out. Yeah, me. First rock to the city of Maywood, where fools dress firmed, look good, feel good, play good. Your hat will be 63 degrees over there.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Next, we're off to the less fortunate city of Thousand Oaks, where fools do a yearly rumble with a thousand goat. Your house will be 59 degrees out there. Now we hit the tarmac to El Segundo, and it is hella cold outside. I can go for some menudo right now. Your how will be 62 degrees. Lastly, we pulled up to the city of Tustin. Last night we saw Wicked, and my kid said it was busing. Your how will be 63 degrees out there, two perritos.
Starting point is 00:09:05 And a quick little Maywood fact. Home of the first Thames burgers. Open nearby and the original icon Maywood And has long been part of its local fast food legacy And it says that it rivals in and out Tams, yes, 100%. Really? 100%.
Starting point is 00:09:22 Tams was what fed me throughout all of ice cream. I can literally eat chili cheese fries all day from there, dog. I love Tams. Tams is Gamm. I want to meet Tamm. Yeah. It's all name, Tom. I don't think TAM is this.
Starting point is 00:09:35 You think it's an Asian lady? No. Okay. Finish the weather. Okay. Mayfwood, you'll be sick. 63,000 Oaks, 59. El Segundo, 62 degrees.
Starting point is 00:09:46 And Tustin, keep it busing at 63 degrees, Perritos. Oh, let's go get off. That's concrete storms. Every morning, 7.15. I'll be back tomorrow, Peritos. At 7.15. Brownback mornings, Power 106. Let's get it.
Starting point is 00:10:01 But we all went to go see the Wicked for Good. Wicked for Good. The second act. Yeah. We had one of the first lanes My kids, my sister's kids and concrete's kids Oh, it was a playpen Yeah? It was a riot
Starting point is 00:10:18 It was a playpen It was a riot This movie's long and low key About two and a half hours Yeah If you're taking your kid and you're giving them snacks Just be ready Mid-minute
Starting point is 00:10:27 Super. Once Arias starts singing They're like what? What's up? Can I get a slurpy? Yeah All right What food do you have?
Starting point is 00:10:36 Yeah And then I got a pretzel and it was a size of like a large pizza. And I was like, I thought it was like the little one, like the picture like the normal pretzel. It came in a pizza box. It was a key. And you didn't share with us. I was low key waiting for you to be like like, like, hey, you guys want some more like over.
Starting point is 00:10:54 I did. I even said like do you want some of this, uh, some of this tequila on the rocks? And I said, no, because it is a Tuesday night. We have worked next day. How do you think we'd get through the week? Dog. No, some of that pretzel. Dude, I had a double shot, tequila on the rocks.
Starting point is 00:11:13 You almost started seeing. Two meatches. What? No way. And then my girl had one of those wicked drinks. Yeah, the wicked drinks. Yeah, she had one of the wicked drinks. Go to AMC, the bars have, like, yeah, drink.
Starting point is 00:11:23 It's lit. So it's like the first 10 minutes and I'm lit. No way. Letty, what's the little? What's the leather? Behead the witch. Burn her. Burn her.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Great movie, go take your kids to fun time, especially like it's Thanksgiving time and all of that. You know, spending with your family, spending with your kids. The boys love it. I know sometimes people may think, oh, wicked, it's a girl movie. Now, the boys had a blast. No, there's fun time. There's love. There's love.
Starting point is 00:11:52 There's war. There's everything. Wow. There's slapping. There's slapping. There's love in the bosque. And I guess for those of us that know the movie Wizard of Oz, it kind of ties everything in now. It brings it back to the movie that.
Starting point is 00:12:06 that we know and that's the only spoiler that we're gonna give you because it's not out yet. It was really cool to see those little, what do you call those like? Easter eggs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was really cool to see. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, I didn't know that. Isn't crazy?
Starting point is 00:12:19 My girl was like, that's being way. You thought this was a different movie problem? Yeah, I didn't know that it was like a spin-off. Oh, what? The whole time? The whole time, dude. And so to him. He's like, oh, that looks like Dorothy.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Oh, crazy. Oh, crazy. You had a great time and it was a great movie. I had a great time. Fantastic. Check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help.
Starting point is 00:12:45 We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. Jacob needs our help. Jacob hit us up and said, Yo, Brownback, I need y'all's help. My wife is being very unsupportive towards my mom's immigration process and it could lead to us getting divorced.
Starting point is 00:13:05 He said, my wife and my mom have never really gotten along. My mom has tried to build a close relationship with her the past few years, but my wife has never really accepted it. She held resentment against my wife since we got married behind everyone's back when we were 18. And my wife holds resentment towards my mom because of how she treated us after she found out we got married. She also thinks I'm too focused on helping her out instead of working on our marriage and giving her attention. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:13:33 My mom is undocumented and I finally got to. sponsor her for a permanent resident card last year when I turned 21. Oh, nice. Congrats. Grazie, everything has been going smoothly. My mom recently got an email saying her green card interview was scheduled in two weeks. Now, we live on the East Coast since I'm stationed out here, so I told my wife, I will need
Starting point is 00:13:53 to go to L.A. for a few days to support my mom during the process, since the sponsors required to be present during the interview. And when I told my wife about this L.A. trip coming up, she threw a huge tantrum, almost got us kicked out of our apartment and said I'm a horrible person for leaving her alone and how I'm always putting my mom first over her. It was a fight to even get my wife to sign the sponsor paper since we're married. It required both our signatures. She started throwing it in my face and telling me if I don't buy her stuff, she won't sign my mom's paper. Damn. It was so bad my mother in-law got involved and sat us down and basically forced my wife to sign the paper and told
Starting point is 00:14:33 her to stop being that way. Considering everything that's going on with the whole eye situation in LA, I was expecting my wife to be more understanding, but no, she was making deportation jokes and making it harder for me. Now I have to leave to L.A. for a few days, but I'm afraid it's going to lead to divorce. I need help figuring it out. Do I support my mom at her immigration interview, even if it could cost me my marriage? Help me out. brown bag. Oh, Jacob. That's tough.
Starting point is 00:15:02 Yeah. So one of those situations where like now that your wife is more priority than your mom? I think your mom, your wife should be priority, but this doesn't show that your, I don't know, it's like your mom needs you. Yeah. Yeah. Like that's different of like who gets to sit in the front seat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Versus like should I help my mom now that I have a wife? You got what I'm saying? That doesn't mean you shouldn't help your mom. Yeah. I mean happy wife, happy life, right? That's some little bit. And how long have they been married? They've been married since they were 18.
Starting point is 00:15:32 So about four, they're 22 now, so about four years. Oh, yeah? Four years. They were high school sweetheart. But that's like a bully wife. She's bullying her way through that situation. Yeah. I mean, yeah, he even, you don't like your suegra.
Starting point is 00:15:43 That's what's happening. That's what's, it's like, she's, uh, the wife is treating the swagger like an op. I could never. I know. I love my suegra. Same. Yeah. Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Yeah. I love my soda. For sure. Yeah, but I mean, like, this one's different, especially. because it involves like immigration. It's like, dude, that's something not that you play with. Not to play with. If you know, like you mentioned, like the things that's going on out here.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Yeah. And just her being so unsupportive, like, that's so messed up right now. Yeah. Yeah. You're okay with the jokes, though, right? The joke, I mean, the jokes have always. Oh, yeah. The joke's out of here.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Yeah. What if they didn't hit though? The jokes got to land. What if they just don't land? Yeah. I mean, I think he's... Oh. I'm like, babe, who's going to watch the kids?
Starting point is 00:16:28 Kids. Oh, I got you. Like if something happened. Oh, like that. Shats to my parents. They watched the kids last night. Oh, that's nice. All right.
Starting point is 00:16:39 There's more things that he wanted to say, and Jacob did reach out to us and send us voice notes. We have done our best to hide his voice, right? Yeah. To save his anonymity. But here is Jacob talking about the, just like getting more into, like, their whole dynamic. She's just been very unsupportive towards my mom's whole process. They also needed to sign a paper saying that this person will not rely on the government for any assistance and that you guys as a sponsor will be responsible for taking care of this person.
Starting point is 00:17:18 She would just throw it in my face saying, I'm not going to sign that. Your mom could get deported. I don't care. And she would make jokes about my mom getting deported. you know but I felt like dude like I felt horrible I wanted to cry oh he wanted to cry
Starting point is 00:17:34 and if they got married four years ago when they were 18 they knew each other since they were kids yeah there was time to build a relationship with the mother-in-law there just seems to be some type of disconnect also he doesn't live where his mom lives because he's stationed I'm assuming he's in the military
Starting point is 00:17:51 so he's stationed somewhere else and can feel lonely and like kind of like in a bubble And some people might like that like, like, yes, you're all mine. Yeah? You belong to me, my precious. Jacob talks about wanting to divorce homegirl. Check this up. I went to, I like to go see my mom for three days because, you know, she was talking about how she was scared and she didn't want to go out the house.
Starting point is 00:18:11 Do some couple grocery runs for her and everything. And the day before I left, you know, my wife was just super upset. Like, I had just got a brand new car. She was smacking my car on the dashboard, like full fist and elbow. and as I'm leaving, and she opens my door, jumps in the car, and everybody's looking at us, like, what is going on? And I'm like, dude, this is embarrassing. Smacking the dashboard is nothing.
Starting point is 00:18:39 Yeah, I was about saying anything. What kind of car is? I need that in my life right now. It's like, smear the dashboard. He was, oh, who's going to do it? I wish the airbag would open up on her, don't know. Smacking it's so hard, popping your face. Just popping your face.
Starting point is 00:18:51 The car don't turn on nothing. We're just stuck on inside of the car. road. If anybody needs to be deported, it's the wife. Yeah, well, you can't. You can't. Yeah, she was born here. Yeah. I don't give a damn. Of course you don't.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Send her to Yugoslavia or something, all right. Okay, so let's go to Karen and Raoul in Fontana. Good morning. Good morning. Hi. Good morning. Oh, wow. It was a three-week call. What are you guys doing now?
Starting point is 00:19:21 We're on speaker. A baby's here, too. Oh, nice. Oh, never mind. Baby never stopped. Nobody's kidding. Hey, what would you tell Jacob? Honestly, I would definitely support your mom. Like, she sounds extremely immature, and she's going to cost him his career.
Starting point is 00:19:44 In the military? Because he said that he was stationed out in the East Coast. Yeah. So it sounds like he's, you know, he has an important job. And speaking for him. from that life right now, like she's, she's going to cost him something. She's going to get in trouble if he's acting, like she's acting crazy in his car, if they're almost getting kicked out of their apartment, you know,
Starting point is 00:20:08 throwing these little tantrums just because he wants to support his mom. Yeah. That's a little weird. It's not like it's an average person or his friend out in, in L.A. That's his mom. Yeah. And then I took, I told Karen, like, from the military aspect that because Karen's always been supportive of my military career.
Starting point is 00:20:26 So she was like, oh, she's just, just to support her man. Even if, you know, he doesn't, maybe there's friction with the mother-in-law, but she just seems like, honestly, evil. Yeah. Selfish. Like she doesn't care. Right? And, like, you know, mamacitas always come first.
Starting point is 00:20:46 So obviously they don't have kids, so she doesn't know what it's like to be a mom. But, like, Karen was saying, you know, she's willing to get kicked out. of the apartment and do this. I told her my fear is that she's going to come up to the base and start some stuff. And now I've got to explain myself to my superiors. And so if you can't get a handle on your marriage, you can't get a handle on the marriage,
Starting point is 00:21:11 how are you going to get a handle in whatever branch you're in? But doesn't your mom come first usually? Does your mom come first over Karen? Yeah, like. Oh, Karen, you're okay with that. Is that true? No, we We're right.
Starting point is 00:21:32 No, no, we've spoken about it. And, you know, luckily, there's no friction here. But if there ever, if there ever was, like, we're mature enough to, like, talk about it. And, like, whenever a situation will come, I say, like, no, mom, like, my wife comes first in this situation. Right, right. Situation.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Situational. Situation. Yeah. Yeah. Like, there's a thing called them. in the Marine Corps, and I'm sure you guys have heard a situation will dictate. So every situation... Never heard of it.
Starting point is 00:22:03 I have. I heard of semper five. I have soldiers. But I mean, this is his, this is her, like, citizenship. This is something that, you know, he's already set in motion, and he's not going to eat, she doesn't, she doesn't want him to see it through, and she's going to joke about it, like, it's something
Starting point is 00:22:18 like, you know, it's something, it's some kind of, like, like, oh, you know. This guy, this, I mean, I feel bad for Jacob because she sounds like a brat and like she sounds like a brat and she sounds like she's going to make this dude's life miserable. Already. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Yeah, exactly. Raul, a question for you, especially because you're in the military. You get in trouble if something's not good with your marriage, right? Like you guys, there's military rules too to the household, I believe. Well, yeah. Or whatever.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Yes. Yes. Absolutely. Like if you go outside. the marriage and you get caught and it you know adultery all that stuff yes if she comes out to base and starts some stuff and like it's making a scene which she sounds like I wouldn't put it past her yeah because she's that type you know like oh out of spite let me go up to the base and just start stuff yeah you do get in trouble you get reprimanded yeah yeah now imagine like imagine like
Starting point is 00:23:22 imagine your guy goes up there and starts some stuff. Like, everybody's going to look at you sideways. Yeah. When did you guys get married? Like, were you guys young? No, no, no. We're an older couple. Aw.
Starting point is 00:23:35 All the best to you. Yeah, yeah. We're good. So we were young. We already had our stuff and now we have our baby. But I think that right there, that's it. They're too young. They're mature.
Starting point is 00:23:50 And honestly, the mamacita she had a right to be upset. Like they were too young to get married. And locally, she was right. She was trying to make it up to that, not make it up. She was trying to be supportive. She was trying to, you know,
Starting point is 00:24:05 right the, not right, the relationship, but, you know, make a relationship out of it. But the daughter-in-law seems like she doesn't want it. Yeah. That's right. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Oh, cute little baby. KPWRFMHD1, Los Angeles. It's Power 106. L.A's number one for you. hip-hip-hop. What happens when you have suegra problems and that suegra happens to be undocumented? That is what Jacob's girl is going through.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Jacob is feeling should I divorce my wife for beefing it with my mom, especially through her immigration status and all of that? Or should I just let things pan out? And should I be choosing happy wife, happy life and prioritizing my wife the way that my wife is saying that it should. My wife
Starting point is 00:24:45 is saying I'm choosing my mom over her because I'm going to fly to L.A. for a few days to help out my mom with her immigration status. I'm sponsoring her. I'm helping her get the documentation order, especially with what's going on. They don't get along.
Starting point is 00:25:00 My mom was resentful towards us because of the way we got married. We got married really young, kind of behind everybody's back. My girl has since been like, oh yeah, I don't mess with that lady. She don't mess with me. I don't mess with her.
Starting point is 00:25:10 But now it's taking it up a notch. Like, hey, babe, I'm going to go sponsor my mom. And she's like, no, I'm your mom now. I'm your mom. I'm your mom. I'm your mom. All right, let's go to Lori. Lori in Riverside.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Yo, Lori. Lori. Hi. Good morning. I'm back. What's up, Lori? Morning, Lori. It says here that your partner didn't support, but what does that mean?
Starting point is 00:25:37 Well, I was in the same situation. I was 19 years old. I was at the prime. I was modeling. I married this guy. Ah. Modelo. Prove it.
Starting point is 00:25:47 I want to see. Whereito? Whereito? So then when it came to, like I was born here, but I was partly kind of raised in Mexico. Okay. But when it came to my mom's papers, I was like 25 years old. And my mom had a permit, like, I was like, hey, I need to start my mom with her immigration papers. And he was like, no, you're not.
Starting point is 00:26:08 You're not spending our money to get your mom papers. Oh, my God. My mom was there for us when we were building an empire. We built a multi-million dollar company. and my mom was always there for us. What do you do? Yeah, what are you doing? What's a million-dollar?
Starting point is 00:26:25 It was horrible. We have two beautiful kids. My son is an engineer. My daughter is a finance major. No, no, no, no. What was a multi-million dollar company? Do you transport or what do you do? What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:26:39 What do I do? Yes. What was the multi-million dollar empire? You were building a multi-old. We, we were, when we were together, we started like, doing like, henby men, and he's an engineer. So we built a multi-million dollar electrical corporation. A multi-million dollars.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Oh, you were for Edison. Relax. No, it's not worth for Edison. So why couldn't you use your money? Yeah, you're rich. I mean, it was our company. Ah, got it, got it. Mine is ours.
Starting point is 00:27:08 It built it from the ground up. And he didn't want to support my mom, and that wasn't even it. That's crazy. There was horrible, horrible racial jokes. Like, he would tell my dad. You speak Mexican, go speak to those people. Oh, you know me. It was bad.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Oh, you were with the Uwerito. Yes. With a whirigito. Oh, the gringo. If I went to, like, a Mexican party, he's like, you don't belong there. I was like, I'm Mexican, but you don't, you're not like them. I'm Mexican. Wow.
Starting point is 00:27:41 No. Oh, why was Chad like that? Yes, weirito? Oh, it was a weito. But as soon as my daughter went away to college, I've, file for divorce papers and hallelujah is the best thing I've ever done in my life. Let's go. Say cats. Go! How much you get? How much you get? Yeah, you're still rich, rich, huh. I, oh, that's a different story. I can write a book. He filed bankruptcy.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Oh, glory. He was smart. He was smart. Do you keep your white person last name or do you go back to you? I still have it. I do it. I know it. What is it? What is it? Johnson. This is Lori Johnson. I'm not going to say it. Just say it. I'm not, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:28:26 What does it rhyme with? No, with an L. L. It rhymes with an L? So just going back to basic. Just said it. Come on. That girl.
Starting point is 00:28:38 That girl is manipulating that guy. Yeah. Oh, for sure. Right now, if he gets in, she's going to find something else to go back to because that was a story of my life. And it doesn't matter what he does for her. She's always going to find something to, like, keep on crap. And one of you guys said,
Starting point is 00:28:56 she feels safe because she's away. They're in the East Coast. And she has to also himself. So that's why she can manipulate them. And second, she's insecure. That's what she's doing, what she's doing. And third, he needs to take care of mom first. I mean, wife comes first, but in this situation, I, you guys, we're in L.A. We see all the stuff that is happening. Yeah, we do. to take care of mom. Please take care of mom. Thank you so much, Ms. Cunningham. We appreciate you calling me and Ms.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Duda Baker. Yes, Laura. Miss Laurence. Lori. Lauren Sanchez right there. Yeah. I doubt it. So she says to divorce.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Yeah. That's what she did. Divorce, bro. Divorce, bro. I don't know that anyone respectfully is going to tell you, you know what? Your girl has a boy. Nobody's going to say, maybe she's right. Cheaper to keep her?
Starting point is 00:29:45 What about that? No. She's going to take the Camaro. She's going to take half his pension. Yes. Okay. Never cheaper to keep her. Let's go to Elenice in Compton.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Elenice, good morning. Eleanice. Good morning. Good morning. Morning. Elenice, what would you tell Jacob who's having trouble with his wife back at base camp? They're over there on the East Coast. And his wife does not get along with his mom.
Starting point is 00:30:07 The problem is that his mom is undocumented and he's trying to sponsor her, trying to do it as a couple thing. Because since he's married, it kind of has to be both people that sign things. And she's just not having it. She doesn't want to support the mom. She doesn't get along with the mom. mom doesn't even want him to come to Los Angeles to help the mom through the process, especially with how the times are right now. He feels like, dang, I wish that I had a supportive wife and he doesn't right now.
Starting point is 00:30:32 They're also really young, got married at 18. They're currently 22. What would you tell him, Elinise? Look, I have issues with my mother-in-law too recently. We haven't talked in over six months. And I've always been the person to tell my husband, you know what, me and the kids need to come first. because you chose this family, like you created this family with me. What's your issue?
Starting point is 00:30:56 Why do you guys not get along, Mamasita? Well, I've been with my husband for 12 years going on 13, and I never met them personally because they stay in Mexico. Oh, you don't know. You haven't met them in person. Oh. No. But recently, my husband, we were going financially, economically.
Starting point is 00:31:16 We were struggling. And his brother called him for money and I got pissed. because we didn't even have money to eat, and he decided to ask for money to send his better. So we had issues because of that. Got you. And my son, I started calling me out for stuff because I got mad at that. But I was like, no, my kids come first.
Starting point is 00:31:35 If they don't have nothing to eat, how are you going to support somebody else? Right. So, and I'm going to be honest with you guys, I'm toxic. I'm toxic. I get mad, and if we don't go first, it's drama. Yeah. Oh, I couldn't tell. I feel that he needs to support his mom first in this one
Starting point is 00:31:53 because if they're young, they don't have kids and she's acting that way, what can he expect when they have kids? Even the toxicas like, hey. You have a dropper, bro. That's saying something. Even the toxicas, I do the right thing. And then he's like, I hate my sweatra.
Starting point is 00:32:12 But yeah, you should help her. No, no, no, no. I don't hate her, but it's just like, if you think that, you know, you guys need to come first and your kids need to be first and my kids that depend on us, that's where the issue comes.
Starting point is 00:32:28 That's where they drew draw the line. I hate my mother in love, but when I see her, she's getting a combo to her, yeah. She's in a two-piece. And even then, like, I still support, even we have issues, I still, like, if they need something,
Starting point is 00:32:40 I talk to my husband, like, hey, if they need something and we can help them out, we're going to do that. Yeah. Even if they don't talk to you, right, I don't care. Because at the end of the day, if I want to be in a good position with my husband,
Starting point is 00:32:52 even if we don't get along, I'm not going to disrespect them like that because of him. Yes. There you go. I wouldn't want him to disrespect my parents if any issues were to come along. But even with all that, you're still like, hey, girl, that girl's tripping.
Starting point is 00:33:07 That girl's tripping. She should help. Yes. I think she's doing too much. Even if you don't like her, she should at least support him to be in a good position with him if she wants a good future with.
Starting point is 00:33:16 So she needs to tone down the toxica. Yeah. She needs to come down. Yeah. And if she wants to have a good life with her husband. That part. That's right. Because they did get married young, but I mean, I got married young with my husband.
Starting point is 00:33:29 I was 19 when we got. I mean, I was 20 when we got together. Yeah. There you go. Thank you so much for telling us, Lenny's. We appreciate your take. I hope he gets what he needs and that peace he needs in life. And thank you guys for taking my phone.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Thank you. Oh, Ellen. How is she talked to it? That's the scariest ones right there. They seem so nice. And all of a sudden, great customer service. Then once you get through the manager,
Starting point is 00:33:55 left hook to the face. Then you wake up dead. No. No, piheses. You wake up like in Goodfellas though. Lisette in San Pedro. We are talking to the homie Jacob. Him and his girl are on the East Coast.
Starting point is 00:34:13 He's in the military there. His mom, who's undocumented, is out here. He's been trying to go through the process of sponsoring her since he turned 21 he qualified to help her with her documentation. Wifee's not being supportive. She didn't want to put her name down. She's not trying to support the mom. The mom and her don't get along.
Starting point is 00:34:30 She's made jokes about ICE deporting her. We don't know which jokes, but one can only imagine, right? And like concrete says, if they don't hit, then, yeah, real. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. If they don't hit, they're just hateful. Oh, for sure. If they hit, then it's like, oh, yeah, make it fun of the situation.
Starting point is 00:34:46 Good way. Yeah. Take it light. Yeah. They got a hit. They got a hit. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:50 So he's wondering, is this means for divorce or should I be putting my wife first? Like she's mentioning to me, she's talking about me leaving her on base. She's talking about how I'm putting my mom first. Which one of these is the right way to go? Lisette, talk to us. What would you tell him? Well, first, the funny thing is my son's name is Jacob, and he's also in the military. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Is it you? He just graduated boot camp. No, Tommy. Okay. But they spoke to you. Like it was loki made for you to call in loki. Yeah. So I was listening to him.
Starting point is 00:35:25 I'm like, oh my God, let me call on, give me what I would think to do. So one, I would tell Jacob to support his mother because, one, if it comes to anything with life or death or keeping your mother here for good, that's a serious situation. You support your mother. But I do say a wife always does come first, but on this matter, his, he's, he, he's, he, his, he needs to support his mother. And I feel like this is something that he should pray on. And he kind of already feels like he's got his answer coming because, I mean, yes, he could
Starting point is 00:35:58 tell her, like, yes, you do come first. My wife, you do come first. But you have to understand when it comes to, like, a matter of deportation. I mean, she could be gone for good. She can die in another state. He'll never be around her. That's a big thing. Like, that's something that should not even be like an argument.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Even if the girl doesn't like the mom, she should be like, you know what, that's your mother. Regardless, whatever situation we have, that's an important situation. And yes, okay, do whatever to help her, even if I don't talk to her. And she should just tell her, yes, you always come first. But when it comes to a situation like this, no, when it comes to life or death or whether you're telling me, my mom's going to stay here for good or not, you should have a say on that. So stay out of it Stay out of it, lady
Starting point is 00:36:50 Yeah, on that part On that part, I mean, no, she should actually be supporting him on that Even if you don't want to support him No I know she shouldn't But she's wrong because she could literally break her home marriage Just by being jealous on his part That's why he's sitting in a sub, you said
Starting point is 00:37:06 Should he divorce or yes or no? As a mother, he should support his mother In fact, becomes a divorce And that's not your partner and that's not your woman. That's not the person meant for you. Because the person meant for you will support you in everything. Whether they like it or not, they will support you in every aspect.
Starting point is 00:37:27 I don't know about that one. Yeah. Sometimes I go on that. You support it. You got to look at it through their eyes. If they want to go and make via lash tech, you support her be a lash. I don't know about that one. You support it.
Starting point is 00:37:39 That's what the world is. Right. You want to make bracelets. You got to go by the bees with her. You know what you? Yeah. Make the bracelet with her. If he thinks he can be a mechanic, you got to go with him to Jiffeloo or something.
Starting point is 00:37:50 If he thinks he can be a rapper, you got to be. You got to help him by studio time if he thinks he can rap like the game. No. We don't need more rappers. We don't need more rappers. We don't need more latched text. We don't need that. No.
Starting point is 00:38:03 We're all full. Yes. A dog, real quick though, Jacob, everyone's telling you what you needed validation to hear. And I think you were telling yourself that in the first place when you hit us up, Like the reason I'm contemplating divorce, you already know. Yeah, you feel it. And honestly, you're young right now. It's never a good thing to divorce, but you're young right now.
Starting point is 00:38:22 There's so much life ahead of you. Yeah. Divorced immediately. Yeah. Just go AWOL. Cheat. I don't know. Start cheating. No, that'll go bad on base.
Starting point is 00:38:32 They have literal laws against that. No, no, no. Don't listen to it. Don't listen to it. Angelica. What about, Mofa. Oh my God, you guys. The Epstein list may be coming soon.
Starting point is 00:38:43 And this is huge because I think all of us have been, waiting for it. Now, yesterday we found out that the house voted for it to pass, right? It was like a vote of 427 over one. So what does that mean that is it going to come out right now right now? There was one food that was like, Charlie. His response to that was if this is going to cause a lot of pain to people, and I won't put that on my morals to cause a lot of pain to people. Okay. So that's what that full said. You believe him? Like there's something. No, that's what that full said. I know, I know, but that's why I'm thinking, I'm like, do you believe it? And it's been a whole process, honestly.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Yeah, so I was thinking, I'm like, okay, so if the house already passed it, shouldn't the files come out? But no, there's like a whole process. So after the government, Angie. So after the house passes it, it goes to the Senate. It just like, as of this morning, the Senate has passed it and say, yes, go for it, release the files. So now what happens, it's going to go to Trump. And Trump has to sign the paper and say, yes, release it. Now Trump has said in the past, you know what?
Starting point is 00:39:44 Put that paper in my desk and I will sign it. So more than likely it is, it's going to pass. It's going to sign, right? Then after Trump actually signs it, then the Department of Justice has 30 days to do. Jesus. Then it goes to HR. No, it's a whole process. Like let the way is a whole process when you go that way.
Starting point is 00:40:04 There's also another process where Donald Trump can literally just tell the Department of Justice, Pam Bondi, hey, release that. Yeah. He could text her. He could tweet her. He could text her. He could ex her. He could honest, true social her.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Yeah. And she could release it today. Yeah. But he said it publicly. Like, let me sign it. Like once it gets on my desk, I'm signing it. It's really nice to say again. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:26 No, you're right. There's another route you can actually go. And you've done it for other things. Yeah. Going straight to Pam Bondian saying, just drop it. Drop it like it's hot right now. Hot mixed tape. Surprise drop.
Starting point is 00:40:37 All of that. But you're, it's this process for a reason. So don't even think that it's, oh my God, we've got to wait. We don't have to. No, but that's what's happening. So you guys think it's going to drop? No, because you,
Starting point is 00:40:49 okay. Well, I was trying, I was trying to believe him. I was really thinking, I'm like, okay, he's going to believe in. You believe in. That fool. Well, no, but I mean, like, he said he was going to do it. So, like, okay, be a man of your word and, like, sign it. And you have, if he has nothing.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Be a man. He has nothing to hide. He said a lot of things. Yeah, he said a lot, a lot of things. Girl. Yeah. Okay, but. But apparently, like, if those files are, like, if those files are, like,
Starting point is 00:41:14 like release some names some names are going to be removed to protect the victims and like sensitive investigations things like that a lot of names are going to be removed everything's going to be redacted what's the point yeah what's the point of having them out then expose everybody
Starting point is 00:41:30 the fully raw client list is not going to be like up there because again they have to protect some of the victims names and things like that so it's going to be a little bit edited and actually Jeffrey Epstein's brother talked about it and said, you know what? The reason that the Republicans are okay with actually dropping the files is because of this.
Starting point is 00:41:51 The reason they're going to be releasing these things, and the reason for the flip is that they're sanitizing these files where they're scrubbing the files to take Republican names out of it. That's what I was told by a pretty good source. Yeah, that makes sense. So that's what they're saying. Do you really thought they'd be like, hey, here's all the things I've done? You already tell that? Come on, bro.
Starting point is 00:42:09 Like, at some point, we just got not be stupid anymore. Yeah. Enough is enough. Yeah. Also, it's like, this is a distraction for, I don't know what. No, I think all the other stuff was distracting. Was a distraction for this? The oversight committee was like, now we're dropping little emails here and there,
Starting point is 00:42:24 and now they forced the hand. Well, I don't know. Somebody's distracting something. No, I think the whole distraction where let it was saying. It was for this. Yeah. So they can be editing the list. But at some point, they saw, like, wow, the base of even the people that are my fans,
Starting point is 00:42:40 my number one fans, the greatest fans in the world. And the Republicans. Yes, they're even saying like, hey, what's up? Like, we're not dropping this. Yeah, hey, honey. Hey, honey, what is this? Hey, we voted for you because you say you're going to release these. What's going on, dog?
Starting point is 00:42:53 Yeah. You're not in there. Drop detox already. We've been waiting. We've been waiting. The supporters are like, you're not in there, right, Big Tea? You wouldn't do that to us, right, Big Tea? Come on, Big Tism.
Starting point is 00:43:03 Oh, no. You've been seeing the emails that are out. Oh, yeah. Bubba knows. Bubba. Bubba. What else, Angie? Okay, you guys, but here.
Starting point is 00:43:12 I have the list. What list? The list of the funniest people on the internet. Wow. That's crazy. That's crazy. My heart drop, Angie. I know.
Starting point is 00:43:23 Wow. I'm not on it. Thank God. It comes on no list. The reason you won't find concrete. They've screwed by. What's going on it? Yeah, so the funniest people on the internet list has come out according to complex.
Starting point is 00:43:40 I'm sorry to say this concrete, but. You're not in it. Well, because they only chose black and white people. Stop. There's no Latinos. Is that true? Is that true? Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:50 Thiovon actually made the list. He's number 10. Theo van's Latino? Yeah, he is. His dad is like Ecuadorian or something. His name is literally Tio. Tio. No, he says, um, he says, um, he says my mother is actually Nicaraguan.
Starting point is 00:44:06 He's one of those dudes. So how they chose the people, right? It's like they're looking for the best jokes. Consider the. and popularity other content, social media reactions they receive, engagement rates, and overall output. I mean, I just have, like, more engagement than all those dudes, but whatever. Oh, talk yo-ish Khan.
Starting point is 00:44:25 I mean, let's keep it 1,000, dude. I mean, come on, man. Okay, funny Marco, he's really popular. He made it. All of those guys on that list are hilarious. All props to all of them. Cajson, not 16. Shout out to Drewski number one, of course.
Starting point is 00:44:37 That's amazing. No, it's a great list. That's a great list. That's a great list. It sounds like a hager to me. No, I'm just, no. No, because there's a lot of people that should be on that list. Can I, can I give you a little bit of this?
Starting point is 00:44:46 It's not, but I want to make sure we know. It's not just black and white comics or social media stars. I think so. There's some. Drewski, what is he? Drewski, what is he? Drewski is number one. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:56 He's hilarious. He's hilarious. He's the best. He's the best in the world. He deserves that. The universe. Yes. And in some videos, he's not black.
Starting point is 00:45:04 In some videos, he's white. And some he's Mexican. Oh, yeah. He's Asian. Some he's Vietnamese. Oh, in some videos, I'm white too, you know. Okay, so then there is not based on ethnicity. Some videos I'm Asian.
Starting point is 00:45:15 You're salty right now. I'm hella salty. I'm hella salty. I'm hella salty. I'm hella salty. Yeah. Nah, things need to change.
Starting point is 00:45:24 We need to change. We need a stand-up. Yeah. Dude, Cesar Chavez didn't fight for this, dog. He didn't. You're right. He didn't.
Starting point is 00:45:30 No, not at all. He was for the farmers. He didn't. Oh, he didn't. Okay. Yesterday I told you like, send me your funny video that you would think like, oh my God, someone's going to be a fan. The last viral one?
Starting point is 00:45:41 Whatever. Yeah. And you said me, this one, the latest. The latest. What's up, Perritos, come get your snack wrap. Oh, hell no. Hey, homie, you're in the wrong neighborhood. What's up?
Starting point is 00:45:50 What's up? Wendy, what are you doing here, dog? That was the funny video that you said. Yeah, that was almost like a 10 million views. Wow. Light work. Oh, 10 million. That's actually a lot.
Starting point is 00:45:59 So what was happening in it? Ronald McDonald, you were dressed. Rolled up on Wendy. She was in the wrong neighborhood. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah. What's up, Perritos?
Starting point is 00:46:11 Come get your snack. is going down. Oh, hell no. Hey, homie, you're in the wrong neighborhood. What's up? What's up, Wendy?
Starting point is 00:46:16 What are you doing here, don't? Let me just tell you, it's not about me. Oh, my. It's about other, it's about other people that should be on that list.
Starting point is 00:46:23 What number should you have been? Me? Yeah, Ray. Between one and two? Who's two? Between Mark Phillips and RDC World. Who? Oh, RDC World.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Oh, okay. So listen, no. No, no, no. Who is that? They make the Jay Cole and Kendrick, like, and LeBron. I haven't done that for like years.
Starting point is 00:46:43 They're the best. They're funny. But listen, so I think, you know, Food's Gone Wild should have been in there. Okay. One of the funniest pages on social media. It's tough. That's tough.
Starting point is 00:46:53 But that's little mystery. Like, he should be in there. He's changed the culture. There's so many food pages that have came after him. Outside ethnicities love Ful's gone wild. Yes. I thought you said Ful's gone wild like the meme page. I'm like, I don't know if meme pages may.
Starting point is 00:47:07 No, no. Well, I told you it has to be TikTok comedians. Twitch streamers or YouTube Legends. Okay. Oh, let's use more Instagram. So if it was going on while, should have been in there,
Starting point is 00:47:17 I think Leo Gonzalez is hilarious. He's, we know close to 2 million followers. We got Juno, Jay Mendoza, Jay Valentino, Mr. Chui. You said George Lopez
Starting point is 00:47:26 should have been in there. Don't put it. Where's my mom? Oh. No, I'm just saying there's a lot of guys that should have been in there and that's not just about me,
Starting point is 00:47:35 but I feel like a lot of these people that I just mentioned should have been in that list. What's the list? The list is funny as people on the internet. Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:42 Wow. You didn't even put Duno. You're friend. I did. I just said that. Oh, he said that. Yeah. Who's going wild?
Starting point is 00:47:47 Leo Gonzalez, Duno. Jay Mendoza. Hold on. Wait, who's first? Leo Gonzalez or Duno? Because it means a lot to Duno. Oh, no, Duno off top. That's my boy right there.
Starting point is 00:47:56 That's my little Perrits right there. You didn't put Jerry Garcia up there? Jerry Garcia's not funny. But go see us this weekend. But go see us this weekend. We'll be in Portland, Perrito. We'll be in Portland and Eugene. Come and check us out.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Take it to available still. Okay. I kind of have a problem. I mean, I think some of those people are entertaining, not necessarily funny. You know what I'm saying? Like a Kaizanat, like he's cool, like he's entertaining to watch. Yes, on this list. Like, how is Ray J not on there?
Starting point is 00:48:24 Ray J's one of the funniest people ever in the world. Now we're getting weird. Yeah, that's. No, I get to do a lot of every person on there belongs on that list. I'm just saying maybe there should have been a 30 person list. And then you could have been in it? I would have been fine at 35. Oh, now you're being modest.
Starting point is 00:48:41 Yeah, I would have been fine. I would have been fine. I wouldn't find if it was a hundred person list and I would have been a hundred. Because make a list right now. Make concrete list of the funnest people on. On social media. And I can't wait. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Do it. No, no. No, I don't want to. I don't want to no more. You know what you named some incredible Latino. Well, because. Which one is funnier than you? All of them are funnier than you.
Starting point is 00:49:05 All of them are funnier than you. So you would be last. You wouldn't even be on your own list. No, I'd be last on my list. I'm not fine with that. Is Shottieba on the list? I'm fine because the Lord has me at number one. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:49:18 No, I'm just saying there's a lot of Latino comedians that should have been on that list and they're not. Yeah, is Ralph Barbosa on there? He should have been on there. He's hilarious. Is he on your list? Is he on your list? You didn't say it. Oh, because it's, dude, we don't have enough time.
Starting point is 00:49:31 See, you're going to make a list. But Ralph, Renee Vaca, Alfred should have been on there. There's so many guys. You didn't name them right now. Well, because we're talking about sketch comedians. guys that are on there. Oh, now you changed to it. It's an internet list.
Starting point is 00:49:42 Shardi Bay makes sketches. She's funny. Sure. Let's put her on. But see, you're going to make a list. What? And then you're going to get hate for the people you didn't make a list and it's going to happen to you what you just did.
Starting point is 00:49:54 No, no matter what they're going to be mad. Yeah. All I'm saying is that that that list should have had a little sprinkle of sason in there. Should have a couple little Latinos in there. Who should it have on the list? Who should it have on the list? Who should it have on the list? Who should it have on the list?
Starting point is 00:50:09 I just named a bunch of them. Oh, so this list that you said should be on the complex list. Yeah, at least one of them. At the very least, one of them. Which was just one in? Duno, because I tour with him and Jerry Garcia. See, your list is kind of, I don't know. What?
Starting point is 00:50:26 Okay. George, from your list, what should go on that list? Either Duno, Leo, or Fuzgone Wild, or Nguyen. Yeah, I would go with still on Wild. I would go with, because that's one of the most influential pages. in the last, what, five, six years. Can someone just tell them already? Can someone just tell them already?
Starting point is 00:50:44 What? I'm on the list? And it should be you, Concrete. It's not about me. It's not about me. It's about giving people a platform. The platform and the love and the love. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:56 But you always cancel when Jerry wants to come up here. Okay, so it should have been cool. I don't like Jerry. Sorry. Thank you for that, Angie. Thank you for that. And we appreciate everybody. We do.
Starting point is 00:51:08 We do, of course. Con, do your list. We should show love to all the homies out there. All right. I'm going to throw up. Why was sitting in a bag? It's Wishbone Wednesday. We're all shooting up been, bro.
Starting point is 00:51:19 I don't know, but why is it just getting condensation inside of a bag? Why is it still skin on the bone? Can we give context before we just start talking random things? Thank you. It's Wishbone Wednesday. Welcome to Friendsgiving inside Brown Bag Mornings. We are currently live on Brown Bag Mornings. I can smell it.
Starting point is 00:51:35 And Greg's your own Instagram? No, just on Brownback Morning. No, just on Brownback Morning. Oh, nice. On Instagram. See this live, you got to, okay? Because before we went into a couple songs, we asked you to pick two members of the crew
Starting point is 00:51:46 that are going to pull apart a wishbone. Okay, whoever gets the bigger piece, your collar wins a ticket to don't fall in love for, to see future. Forces of Heida, DJ Quick, Sweden, so many more. All right. Vanessa in South LA, she chose concrete. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Concrete. Crosset in Van Nuys, chose Vic. Oh, big. Okay, okay, okay. Hold on because there's an added bonus into this. Everybody's wishbone, of course, would be that you pull apart with your mouth. Okay. Somebody's wishbone.
Starting point is 00:52:18 Okay. Did call her 10, Mr. Jose, did he know Khan was already selected? Vanessa, I don't know. Let's ask. Jose. Hey, Jose. Vic wants to interrogate you. Did you know that concrete was selected and that Vic was going to mouth-to-mouthed him with the wishbone?
Starting point is 00:52:34 No, my number one choice was Vic because that guy's awesome. Oh, wow. Well, you're awesome, too, Jose. You're awesome. You're awesome. You see how kind that is? I'm going to just quantify myself. Did you see how we're lying this holiday season?
Starting point is 00:52:47 He's a nice guy. No, no, no. He wasn't color 10. He was color 9. Color 10 already chose you, brother, man. Color 10 was Vanessa. Vanessa. Evil.
Starting point is 00:52:55 Vanessa. Hi, good morning. Vanessa. You chose concrete to pull the wishbone for you? Why? Yes. Why? He was in my father, so he just came into my mind first.
Starting point is 00:53:07 Oh, that's sweet. You're on your mind. It happens a lot. Okay. Compliments, compliment. Okay, so usually when you get this wishbone, it's a turkey wishbone on Thanksgiving, we got a chicken wishbone way smaller. Way, way, way smaller.
Starting point is 00:53:20 There's stuff on it. And usually, like, you make a wish, and then you pull with your fingers, and then someone else pulls with their finger. But this time, you're going to pull with your mouth. All right. That's very close. Who wants to pull it out of the bag? It's already out.
Starting point is 00:53:35 Yeah, we whipped it out already. All right. You guys want to choose your sites? Yeah, yeah. You get the, well, I guess I'll choose a side that has meat on it. I don't know who took the meat on. Jose took the meat on. So, Calcut, you're doing this for a video.
Starting point is 00:53:51 Hold on, hold on. This is too close. It's too close. I have a dad. This is too close. I have kids and they're watching me. Senora, go to that, seora. You have to watch it.
Starting point is 00:54:04 Vanga, senora. Groundback mornings. She's a lady that cleanses. Yeah. We have party, we're doing. Look, look,
Starting point is 00:54:12 what they're in just just cochinada. Okay. All right. Concrete think of Vanessa. Hey, bro.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Hold on. This is too close. Concrete's there. Concrete's ready. All right. No, I'm going to. We're going to touch. Let, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:54:28 Hold on. Hold on. Just, wait. Bite and pull. Bite and pull. Hold on. Bite and pool. Fight and pool.
Starting point is 00:54:36 Fight and pull. Fight and pull. Oh, It's too much. It's too much. It's way too close. Just try one more time. Better than a bubble.
Starting point is 00:54:47 Try it. Try one more time. Bite and pull. Hey. Jose, congratulations. Jose. Wow. Jose, you're going.
Starting point is 00:55:00 There's still meat on this thing. That's so disgusting. Was it? How disgusting? It sounds like you're faking it. I don't know. I've never felt a bottle before. Congratulations, Jose.
Starting point is 00:55:10 You're going to Don't Follow Lopez. Was it as good for y'all? They should both win for what we just did. Honestly. That is awful. That was hilarious. How can we even get the bigger piece, Concrete? Con, you're a little pokey.
Starting point is 00:55:24 Okay, all right. Keep it here. More Brownback Morning's on the way. We just did a whole thing. Please watch the video. Let's put it up right now. Yes. Bon Wednesday.
Starting point is 00:55:32 Friendsgiving inside Brownback Morning. I can't believe you approve that picture to grow up like that. I approve. They didn't approve anything. That's all Jose right there. Yeah, dude. Why do I get blamed for absolutely everything? Because you're the boss, dog.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Something I haven't even seen. I have not even seen that. Okay, now show her. This is crazy. I just see Vick. It looks like they're doing mouth to mouth. That's AI. AI is crazy.
Starting point is 00:56:00 AI is crazy. Big and concrete did pulled apart a wishbone with their mouth. That looks crazy. See what I'm saying? See? Oh my God. The signora. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:56:15 You can't even see the wishbone in it. I don't get paid enough for that, dog. Hell. Hey, you would do for free. You told us. Apparently I did. That's a crazy angle. Video coming soon to Broadbeck Mornings.
Starting point is 00:56:31 The second picture, you see the seora that helps us clean right here. You called her in here. You called her in here, yeah. I love that, Senora. Bro, she's so amable every morning. She's like, Como staz, me, I'm like, I'm doing good.
Starting point is 00:56:42 The guys did this for tickets to go to Fuerza'Ejidas. Don't fall in love fest. No, we did it for other people to go to. I know. We're not even going. We're not even going. Imagine what we're going to do tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:56:54 Jose has to be quite a man. We can't be the only players. So far, it's just been me and Greg and Khan. No, no, no. Don't do that either. Don't start because it's up. Conspiracy? That's a crazy picture, dude.
Starting point is 00:57:06 We even answered the lines and they told us why they I know. Let me read some of the comments. Those shots are still hitting con. Oh, you took shots last. My Tia in the back. Oh, goodness. Let me see this one.
Starting point is 00:57:18 They went full ditty. Okay. What? Video coming soon. Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram. And to all streaming platforms when we upload our podcast episode. All right.
Starting point is 00:57:30 But let's go. It's International Men's Day. Congratulations. Oh, it is? Oh, thank you. It's International Men's Day? I guess we celebrated already. That's what you had to do.
Starting point is 00:57:37 Don't you had us No That was the color They chose you guys No no no One thing was to break apart the bone You're the one that says Guess what?
Starting point is 00:57:46 Surprise surprise Surprise You're gonna use So ziantotes With those barbas I've never felt a beer like that before Honestly, bro Did you like it?
Starting point is 00:57:55 Did you like it though? I'm not mad at it Is it cool? You have a nice stash man Thank you bro That's a little pokey but I think they fell in love With each other
Starting point is 00:58:02 Is it cool? Is it cool? Let's move on Thanks Thanks all right Let's go to Jay Cole and Waleh, okay? Walee recently in an interview, talked about his relationship with industry fools.
Starting point is 00:58:14 You know, he initially was like, I've only had a couple industry relationships. I notably know him for being really cool with J. Cole. They were on tour together. They came up in the game together. Walee, a little bit of an older, like, a generation than Cole, but they've always been really, really, really cool. And when it comes to Cole, he's kind of like a sensee of sorts.
Starting point is 00:58:33 He always got, like, good advice for the guys. He's just very like, come here, bro. Very zen. Yeah, super zen. But more and more, we're finding out that this fool ain't really who he thought he was. What? Yeah. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:58:45 And you know what? I'm a standby coman. He's a good dude. I feel like low-key, though. He's going to have to come out of hiding to set some records straight. This one in particular. So there's a record that he has false profits in it. A lot of people were talking like, oh, my God, he's going in on Kanye West.
Starting point is 00:59:00 He's saying like all these things. But he also ended up talking about one of his homies. And this is what he said. about his rapper homie on the song. You're a homie here rapping and he want to win bad. He wants the fame, the acclaim, the respect that's been had by all the legends. So every time I see him, he's stressing, talk about, there's no f*** with him. It is depressing. And I know he's so bitter he can't see his own blessings. God damn. You're too blind to see you got fans. Basically, totally telling him, people thought he was talking about Wale. Oh, yeah, for sure. And now come to find out, Wale said he spoke to J-Kole the night before telling him about a baby that he had on the way, telling him like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:59:44 I really like appreciate your friendship. And then he got blindsided with the song. The crazy thing is false prophets came up the next day. Can you tell you the record was driving? Nah. But, I mean, he says it's not really about me. But, well, I mean, all I'm saying is that halted telling any industry, person, anything too deep. around that time he feels very very jilted very jilted to say the least you know I talked to
Starting point is 01:00:11 him I opened up to him about my baby the next day false profits with the video drops the thing is that the shoe fits that's where I'm going with it you know Cole did explain that this was his reasoning behind the song that he did this because of the conversation he was having what is homies this second and third verse the second verse I'm telling my home boy is like damn bro you're stressing because they're not feeling it and you can't get people to worship you. I feel you though. Because have I sat in that same seat? If I really being honest with myself, have I been mad? Because it's like, man, they're not praising me like they boom, that's ego. He kind of goes in like, you know, you've got to be, hold yourself accountable.
Starting point is 01:00:49 The thing is, some timelines aren't matching up. And J-Col fans are quick to be on it. Because apparently our guy, Wale had put out a response record, Groundhog Day, or what he says is the response record, where he says something like, I'm not a false profit. But if the timelines are correct, it dropped a couple days before even false profits dropped. And you would also then assume that J-Col spoke to you, then
Starting point is 01:01:14 created the song and the music video and dropped it. The next day. Stop it, Waleigh. Like, I understand the part of it where yeah, it probably does fit you, but it probably fits a lot of rappers. A lot of people right now, we know that it's like they just focus on the wrong things. So he could
Starting point is 01:01:32 definitely tie it in, but Wale's taking very, very personally. Yeah, I mean, I think it makes sense to, like, I don't think they're saying that, like, he's speaking about, like, the conversation that they had the night before necessarily. I feel like if your homie's enough with somebody, you already know how they feel,
Starting point is 01:01:50 you already know how they act. And I feel like maybe while they felt slighted that J-Cold didn't mention, oh, hey, I have a song coming out. And it's going to talk about you. Exactly, like a little heads up. But he told him that it's not about him. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:03 And he still feels like, It was about him. Because the shoe fits, dog. Yeah. And then, so he feels, he feels convicted about that record. Yes. And when you feel convicted about that record, there's nothing anybody can tell you that that's going to change you how you feel.
Starting point is 01:02:15 Especially after, like, venting to your homies about, like, how you feel and stuff like that, and then that drops. Because if anything, low-key, this record was a lot about Kanye. And I don't even think Jay Cole was like, hey, Kanye, I'm going to drop a song about you, bro. No. Being his homie, like, being Buale, I don't even know that Jay Cole thought that was top of mind to tell you something.
Starting point is 01:02:33 No. And honestly, Jay Cole is very, very, don't say anything, don't tell anything. You don't know when he was going to drop what? Yeah. To even know tomorrow I'm dropping it. Respectfully, it could have been a of the moment thing. You have things in the tug, all of that. That kind of was a Lucy, the false prophets one, to lead up to an album or to talk about it, you know?
Starting point is 01:02:53 But I don't know, Wale feels jilted. He could have shot that video on the day. He was just on a bus. It wasn't that heavy. But no, the coloring is great. Oh, it is. Yeah. That takes some extra editing.
Starting point is 01:03:03 Okay. And I take some extraity. I don't know. I'm not going to put it on that colds like that call. Everyone's just ready to make J-Cool a bad guy and I'm not. Yeah, I don't think so. This man is a good guy. Somebody else said a story that he was super angry.
Starting point is 01:03:15 Oh, I've seen. It was Waleigh. Yeah, it was. What was up with him? He was being angry at his tour manager. How can you be mad at a fool that rides a bike to the studio, bro? Like, come on. True.
Starting point is 01:03:27 Jake was a sweet man. And I just think maybe this is the way to get him out of hiding. Like, hey, we know you kind of tucked in. And he'll dunk on you. That part. He would. With a smile too, bro. And see how your kids are doing.
Starting point is 01:03:39 And then tell you, I'm sorry. Yeah. Oh, we gotta add that. We had to add that. We had to dunk, yeah. And then take the dunk down. Take the dunk down. Take the dunk down.
Starting point is 01:03:50 Keep it here. 9-106. More brown bag mornings on the way. More brown bag mornings on the way.

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