Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 608 Thanksgiving Week Vibes PT.2! | Brown Bag Mornings (11/25/25)

Episode Date: November 25, 2025

This Thanksgiving week special features a gut-busting eulogy for the perpetually bald-tired Nissan Ultima, honoring its screaming timing belt and drivers who were definite "red flags," followed by a collective horror reaction to the viral monstrosity known as the matcha turkey that resembles Shrek. The crew also help a listener navigate the treacherous waters of the "Homie Help Line," advising her about a "pretty close friend" who asked permission to date her "wonderful man" ex-husband, a level of betrayal the crew suspects has been plotting since the divorce. [Edited by @iamdyre 🛞]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brownback, the better. Come on. 106 Thanksgiving week, and it's one of my favorite of our features this week, and it is Vick's dad jokes at the day. That's right. Oh, Vick, you know, he has a bonus daughter now. Yes, I do. Yes, and he does what any good dad does make bad jokes.

Oh, I think you're good at home. I do. I gave her a good one off the top of my head, though. the day. As I said, because my Tesla has like Santa mode where you can make your car a sleigh. Yes. Really? The picture on the screen.

Yeah, the car becomes a sleigh like in the little picture. And then I told her, I said, you know what we do in this car? And she said, what? And I said, we slay. And she thought it was so funny. Oh, my God. She thought it was so funny. I like that.

Yeah, that's not the joke. I got another one. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Everybody pay attention to his dad's joke, especially you, the comedian. All right. How do you wash your hands over the holiday? Um Missile tone

Don't tell me Hold on Do you know Cranky? No With Santitizer Oh man

Okay that was funny That was funny That was funny Laybo All right It was funny It was funny Okay

Stay tuned for more Biggs dad's jokes Tune in tomorrow The rest are getting crazy Just so you know What are we giving this one From a scale of 1 to 5? I'll give it a 3.

A 3. Okay. Not bad. Two for me. A 2? Concrete. I was 0, bro. That was horrible.

Yeah, I'm joining concrete on that zero. All right. Rough crowd. You live to see another day. Tomorrow. There's more. There's more. You like the next one.

All right, man. Taking it too far. What's going down, Greg? Taking it too far. This girl's going viral all over the internet right now because she's taking matcha to the next level and made herself a match. A match. turkey.

No. Yes. What? Macha turkey. Everybody's looking at the turkey right now and calling it Shrek because that's literally what it looks disgusting. It looks disgusting. It's covered in green, but she says it's healthy.

No, it's not. Macha turkey, no place. Oh, according to who? Healthy. I thought the Macha phase was like going to die out soon, but no, of course not. Everybody's just making crazier and crazier matcha mixes now. Enough is enough, enough, enough is enough. Enough is enough.

Enough with making everything healthy. It's okay. It's okay if it's dripping with grease. My guy, turkey is pretty healthy. It is. Like, it doesn't need, and the macha thing is, I think it's less about that. It's more about, like, let me get viral by doing something dumb. You know, like, the girls that are always, they just put the empty, like the raw turkey in there, don't do anything to it.

Or add salt and pepper. And then they go viral. Yes. That's what this feels like. Like rage baiting or something? Yeah, people are out there starving and stuff like that, and people are putting matcha on their turkey. It's disgusting. Poor thing.

You guys want to try to try to. No. No. I would try it. Of course you would. Why not? No. Of course you would.

Your palettes on chicken tenders. She needs to go to jail immediately. She needs to go to jail immediately. She needs to be arrested and gone to jail for... And you know what? Lofia's feel bad for white people because it's usually a white girl. You're right. But I'm sure white people have incredible Thanksgiving.

White people make a fantastic Thanksgiving. But the way that your youngians show up on this internet to rage bait, you think you guys don't know what's on Pepper is. I just seen a picture. It looks like that's what the Grinch likes to get into. For sure. You never seen Big Mama do that.

No, no, no. Her's going to be pretty good, baby. It is. It is. And the White House is. And Granny Pam's is going to be really good, too. Oh, yeah, yeah. She would never put match on the turkey on.

No. That's just for what exactly what we're doing right now. Yeah. The upgrade to this is when the fools put the turkey in the pot outside. That looks like a big old avocado dog. It's just smothering avocado sauce. That's the phone goes viral.

Yeah. The videos that go viral this week are bad turkey cooking and then the turkey cooking outside. I'm going to make it out whatchilla tamales this weekend, guys. You're weird.

Hey. That turkey looks like it's in the awachila sauce. Awachila ham. Macha. Macha tamales. Macha tamale.

We need to stop mixing things. Just let everybody have their own things. Tamachis. Yeah. Tamachis. Try it. Try it and let us know. Don't do it.

No. Then you're going to be all wired too because it's caffeine. It's green tea. Is that what matcha is? Yes. Oh, I didn't know that. Your stomach can barely handle mashed potatoes. I thought it was like a South American, what is, one of those Abu Dhabi chocolates or

whatever they call? Dubai chocolate. Yeah, whatever. And that's not in South America. It's in Dubai. 20 bucks. Macha. I said match.

I feel like nachas. No, it's not in South America either. What's matcha then? Japanese or Chinese. It's Asian. That was impressive. I think you offended four cultures in like five words. Yes.

And what the hell are they going to do about it? Dubai is not in South America. You said South American Abu Dhabi chocolate. Masha originated. From the Chinese? Oh, true. What? You're bad.

Masha originate. Sprinkle it with Putin on it. From Japan and China. I told you. Macha is what from where? It's green tea, dog. Yeah, it's green tea. It's green tea?

It's green tea? Yeah. It's total sense. Oh, whatever, dog. Makes total sense. Put it in your turkey, con. Keep it in your country, buddy. Nobody wants it here.

Oh, here we go. Oh, my God. Wait too if I know where pigs really come from. Where? They fly. Canada. No. Cuba.

No. Where? What? Spain. Europe. Oh, yeah? We never had pigs until they conquered us. And you know what they did when they did when they did when they did.

They conquered us. What? Yes. Cortez and them, they made carnitas and then we took it on. They celebrated it. I'm here to tell you right now, nobody ever conquered me, dog.

Oh, gosh. I'm free. Nikki conquered you. Stop. She did. Learned a little history. Learned a little history. But you know, around all the holidays,

unfortunately, because it's getting down to it, we lose things. Yeah, we're experiencing a loss. R.A.P. Yeah, we're experiencing a loss in our community. And so we got to give it up. to the Nissan Altima.

All right. What do you mean? Wait, how you're talking about like people? This is like a member of our community, whether it's a person or not, okay? Yeah. It helps get our people from A to B.

What are we doing here? I'm writing a eulogy. Oh, good. I'm honoring the Nissan Ultima once and for all. Because they're discontinuing after the 25 year. No! No! Yes.

I got to honor it. Wait, just that model or like? Just that model. Oh, I thought they were discounting. No, discontinuing. No, discontinuing. Continuing. Finito.

Done, El Fin. We're going to see the last Nissan Ultima ever. Yeah, no more baddies than Ultimus. No. I want to hear his eulogy now. Okay, so, you know, first we got to remember the signature features

on the Ultimas. You know, the timing belt that screamed like it was in pain all the time. You know what I'm saying? You can hear it a block away. The tires that always stayed bald, no matter if they were new or not, they were just bald.

They were just bald. You buy a brand new Ultimus. Exactly. The turn signal that it was never used, but it was always there. Oh, right? The bumper that was held together by faith, vibes and zip ties.

You know what I'm saying? And, you know, we gotta say thank you for your service. Thank you for getting all the little aides to school. Thank you. Most days. You know what I'm saying? Thank you for going 67 miles an hour in a residential street for no reason. There was a reason.

I don't think these is the car. This is the car. This is the car. Okay, okay, okay. Thank you for letting us know the girls driving them were red flags as they pulled up. Oh, yes. Okay. What about the guys driving it?

It was their baby mama's car. So may you rest in peace and your spirit continue to live on every day in aggressively driven mid-sized sedans that we see on the road. All right. Thank you, Nissan Ultima, for your service. Thank you. With all the bedazzled license plate holders. And the blinged out steering wheels. Wow.

And the hot chito stained seats. And the little white stains in the back. RIP. What other cars is adjoining and the discontinuedness? I know clearly. The four tourists? The four tours? The Impala.

The Chevy Impala. The Chevy Impala. They still make Pizzi Cruisers? No. No. Those are also in Car Heaven. What about the Cube ones? Fort Escorts.

Oh, yeah, yeah. The Sion X-Bs? Oh, those are crazy. Honda CRX. Oh, yeah. That was a long time ago. But you know who's coming back from dead? Honda Prelude.

Oh, yeah. So maybe that can happen. It can come back. I don't see a scenario why we wouldn't get a new song. Chevy Cavalier. Chevy Cavalier, RIP. RIP. RIP.

to have one. The LeBaron? Apparently, allegedly, the Camaro's supposed to go out of this. It's also supposed to be discontinued. Damn. I wonder why. People are not buying them. People aren't buying them.

People are buying electric cars more. Like, as far as this. And a lot of SUVs. People are loving SUVs. Oh, yeah. That's why they made the Mustang in SUV. Exactly. And it's electric.

You're right. That was smart. RIP Nissan Ultima. RIP on Ultima. RIPE on Ultima, man. You're going to be with the Pinto's up there. Yes. And the PT cruisers.

Enjoy it, man. Enjoy it, man. Enjoy it. Oh, what about that? The eclipse. Oh, the Mitsubishi eclipse. They did. They did. Later 2000s.

Punch buggies? Are they still thing? Those are gone. Those are gone. Oh, the old Broncos, the old OJ Broncos don't exist anymore. They brought back new ones. The stars are the past. Or the astrovan?

The astrovan needs to make a return. No, the station wagons. I always saw those in all the movies. The, where they were in the station wagon, always wanted one. Oh, man. That's why I feel like I've made it. They made them. Where you can sit in the back?

Yeah, the Volkswagen one. There's new ones now. What? Which ones? What are you talking about? Where the back seat is low-key? Everyone can. Oh, got you, gotcha, got you.

No, I'm thinking like the other. It's like bench seats where they face each other, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They don't have those anymore. No. Okay. I didn't even think they had seat belts, but.

It's like these fools where. Yeah, yeah. All the movies. They were like a bunch of sitcoms and stuff. Yay. All right. Well, RAPE to the Nissan Altima moment. of Silencio.

All right, we're all getting ready to see our family and to have these things called conversations where two people communicate. It's going to be tough. But Greg's here to help. Yes, there's a viral list right now.

Okay. Because everybody hates those topics. Politics, you know, the Tia with all the drama and everybody hates all that. So I'm going through a couple of questions that could possibly break the ice for Thanksgiving.

Things to talk about. You're talking about. You're sitting next to you? Have a little fun. But not too serious. Yeah, avoid the fights, you know, about all the fights. Question number one. Okay.

Who would your clue character be like? Oh, gosh. Clue? Very specific ethnicity is going to know. It was very white. Clue. That's the movie or why? My idea I wouldn't look at you like, yeah?

Clue. You know what clue? No, I thought clueless, but that's the movie. What's clue? The game. Clue. Oh, explain it. You have a fool.

Sorry, I'm out. Yeah. What? I'm going to skip that question. Question number two. What is your go-to carry-up? A karaoke song. Because me

valet, Val' Valle That one. No me important to

get the people to me. That's I'm a way to bring me

to try to try it's like to try the karaoke machine. That's the next question.

The next question is a little more personal. Okay. Which person here do you wish

you knew better? Oh, that's a good one. So if you're sitting at the dinner table who do you

think you want to know better. Yeah. Can you think of somebody? It's at my house. I know everybody really good. Do you think so? Who would you want to know better in your family?

Your dad? Why did you peep me to it? I knew it. Because I keep hearing stories that he was on maniac too. I don't believe it, though. Where do you think you got it from? That's what my mom says. You don't want to get it from your mom.

Yeah, my mom says. Oh, you know. You don't want to do it. Right? Yeah. I'd rather my dad be like, yeah, dude, back in day instead of like me wondering like, wait, mom? I'm like that.

My mom tells me all the time, oh my God, you're exactly like your dad when he was younger. Because I walk around, I'm like, ha, dad, you wish you looked this good

when you were younger. Oh, God. Yeah. But anyways, last question, all right? I bet, I bet. This one might start a fight, though.

Oh. Oh. What is your biggest pet peeve? I hate when people show up to work sick. It's infecting the whole room. I don't even start because that's you right now. Why?

What are you talking about? You've been sneezing all the morning. No days off. Yeah. Unless I have to go to Cancun. Damn, that's right. You know my biggest pet peeve is people coming to work with us thing. Wait, I do it.

My biggest pet peeve. Thank you, thank you, God. Make him choke on it. Wow. Whoa. That's actually always fun. I made on your saliva. Wait, what?

He's choking on the saliva. Anybody else? That's great. I hate liars. That's true. Oh, yeah. The biggest pet peeves, yeah. The worst pet peeves.

City next to one too. You're next to one and my next to one. You're very close to each other. The worst. Hell. You think it's funny. What? So you end up in Cancun for good.

Oh. Oh, it's funny. Like a team that missed the playoffs. Yeah. Pet peeve asking to repeat myself. Oh, I hate that. But I found like a like a hack, supposedly. people just naturally say what or huh

so you just wait a couple seconds and it'll register like if I was gonna say like did you get to close out the laundry hoarder will automatically say what but if I just give it a beat he will be like oh yeah I did or not

it's just the way that it takes to register in your brain wait what you say do you see now you see how you're like I didn't repeat myself though

she's like right down home say it again Say it again. I didn't hear you. You did, though. I didn't hear you. He did. I heard you.

I wasn't listening. I guess. What? That doesn't make me done. He knows how to get a little. I know. Wow. That doesn't mean you.

What about you? Me, when somebody tries to eat my last bite of my burger or something, dog. Like, that's the best piece, dog. I want the little cheese hanging off. Oh, yeah. Get away from me, dog. I know who does that. Who does that?

Duno. Oh, my God. Who's Duno. Duno orders everything. Who's Duno? I want to eat your food. To the people that are listening that don't know Duno. Duno is one of the members of the Brown Bag originators of the Brown Bag Pod and Brown Bag mornings.

And then he's no longer with us. He's not there. On the radio, food. I'm not saying he doesn't have like AI winked and he's flying off the picture. You know what I'm saying? Oh. Dino doesn't eat the last bite. He eats everything.

He eats the whole thing. Okay. All right, well, there you go. There's some ice breakers for you. Congratulations. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help.

We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Sandra needs our help. Sandra. Sandra sent us a DM and said, hey, Brownback. Hi. I need your help.

Hi. She said, so the other day, one of my friends asked me if it was okay to date. wait for it what what what my ex-husband get out of here what get out of here oh my god that is not your homie Sandra just started out where you

she said she said I know the audacity she said but my ex-husband and I have been divorced for quite some time now almost five years we were together for eight years but we are really good friends we co-parent very very well

they co-parent they have a kid You got a kid. Sandra said he's an amazing father and a wonderful man and he is single. She said so the other day I was talking with my friend Becca and she is newly divorced and very much single. And out the blue, she asked me if it would be okay if she dated my ex-husband. They're already dating. Yeah, they are. Or asked him out on a day.

Yeah. This is what they got to do to make sure she knows. They've been messing around this whole time. Yep. What? What? No. They're why she divorced her.

They might not be the reason why her and her ex broke up, but they're definitely the reason why the friend and the friend's ex broke. Yes. Newly divorced. Newly divorced. The second they broke up, she was on it. Oh, my gosh. I'm not talking about the really, she was on something.

The kid knows her as, like, mommy's friend and now daddy's friend, too. You're right. Tia bea. Why is Tia Bika? Why is Tia Bika? Tia mom. Oh, Tia Mah. My new mommy?

Yeah. Okay. Don't. Out the blue, she asked me if it would be okay if she dated my ex-husband or asked him out on the date. She said, y'all, I didn't know what to say. Emotionally, I really don't care. It's his life. He can do whatever he wants.

Yeah, right. You're mad. That's weird. You're mad. You DM this girl. Yeah, you're mad. She said, but she's like a pretty close friend of mine. She was with me when we were going through the divorce.

Of course. She said, I don't know what to think. Dude. I don't know what to say. Help me brown. should it not bother me and let her date him or tell her she's wrong. They're already dating. A low key, you think she instigated the divorce?

Because, like, she was helping him. She was there for her. She was there for her. I don't think that, I think in my perfect little world, she was a girl's girl. She was a girl's girl. Yeah. Becca was her, Sandra's girl's home girl during the divorce. Divorce happens and then then.

She's like, wait, I love this guy. Well, you know what? And then slowly, but surely, like she started like. They followed on Facebook or something. But that's weird because Becca also just got divorced. So she was married. Probably. Yeah.

No, I know that's what I'm saying. That full broke them up. They've been dating. Like, who asks your home girl? Like, even if I was going to ask a home girl or somebody that I wanted to start dating whoever they're, whoever a guy. Yeah. She's asked, can I ask him on a date? You're not.

They're already dating. They're already. Because you wouldn't ask him. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's so weird. Would it be okay if other people and you saw some public together? Yes. Because it's going to happen.

Because it's going to happen. Yeah. We're tired of being at each other's houses all the time. Yeah, they're hiding. They're definitely hiding and they're about to get caught. Only so many things you can do at night. We want to go to the beach this weekend and we don't want to hear anything about it. We're actually going to go to a concert and I.

I want to FaceTime while he's with the kid. It has to be in public. It has to be out in the open. We have plans to see Chris Brown and if we see you there, we just don't want things to get awkward. Yeah. We just don't know what the right time to say goodbye. But she does say like, I don't have a problem with my ex specifically. We co-parent really well.

Yeah. I think just say goodbye to this friend and your ex. Because even if you don't have an issue with it, like it's now just... It's weird, right? Awkward afterwards. It's like, how do you explain that to your child? Although I do have the homie Ron, which might be a little bit different. I won't say his name again.

I won't say his name again. She said Bob. Yeah. Bob. And so Bob was with someone, and then they broke up, and then Bob ended up being the godfather of the kid with that person and their new person. Oh, yeah. Special case.

Yeah. Right. I didn't understand. Let's say you're with somebody. Okay. You guys break up. Okay. Greg.

That person gets somebody else has a kid. You become the godparent to that kid. Hell no. Because you want that, your ex stayed friends. You know, like when you guys left go. That's weird. We should have done a way deeper dive on that. Yeah.

So what happened there? Yeah. All right. You healthy people that can be friends with your ex, see them move on. Wish them well. Like, for real. Not just say it. Not just.

Yeah. No, I mean, she was cool with the ex. I mean, they co-parent really. well, the good friends and everything. But now it's the friend dating him. My biggest problem with this is that like she said she was with her through the divorce. So that like to me, that just makes me feel like the entire time she had like she was plotting. Plotty.

Like plotting. No. Yeah. You're thinking like a man right now. You are thinking like a man. You're thinking like a guy because that's what you guys do, right? You just wait. Girls do it too.

But guys do that. But I'm just like. No, she was married at the time. Yeah. Like okay. Well, she's always. thought he was hot or something like that. That's what I'm saying.

Whatever that is, that just bothers me. She always thought he was a good dad and maybe like a good husband. And then they're going to a divorce and she's probably seeing how well he's mad. They're both managing that they don't hate each other and all of that. She's like, okay, I don't hate this guy too. If the divorce was probably more volatile, she probably would have hated the full. But she saw like how healthy and balanced he was. It's like, oh, I could, if my girl still talks to her ex, maybe I could still talk to him,

or see him around or whatever. But then their combos got a little different. Right? And then they started meeting up at the grocery store. That's why you got to describe your ex as the worst people on earth. She even described her ex really nicely to us. I know. A wonderful man.

Yeah. Sounds like a catch. Wonderful man. Great dad. What is she doing? She's marketing this man. She has always. Well, she's over him.

That's why she's like, I don't mind. You got to throw salt on all their names. It's like Mary Kay. She showed him to her friends. Yeah. No, this is what you got to do. You got to ex like, yeah, they were cool. They had a little stink to them, but they're cool.

You just got it. You just got to like throw a little bit of, you know, so nobody tries it. What? But it happened. It happened already. Now the friend wants to date. Never market your ex. Now the friend wants to date her ex-man.

Baby daddy. And brought it to her attention. The biggest thing, too, is there's a kid. Just so you know. Like, the kid is the biggest thing. That's like, you're going to see the friend no matter what. Yeah. It's not like from Thia to step.

It's not like your ex and then bye, I'll never see you again. I'll never see you again, right? You have to see that. You're going to see that. You're going to see that. All the time. She did say, I get along really well. Like literally she said, I have no hard feelings towards him.

Should I be tripping about this? You know, she's hating. Emotionally, I really don't care. It's his life. He can do whatever he wants. She's over him. Are we just? No, no, no, no.

She's not mad at him. Oh, yeah. She's not bad at her. But she is like a pretty close friend of mine. She was with me when we're going through a divorce. So I guess she's more hurt at the girl. Oh, yeah. Than the guy.

The guy could do what he wants. He could date whoever, whatever. Yeah. But it's the fact that it's the fact that is my friend is what's messing with me. Okay. It's not like if he. had a new girlfriend, she would be mad. No.

Yeah, she's not that part. Yeah, she's upset at the girl for that part. All right. There's no game to get like somebody else or something. Like he has to. Some would say he has all the game. Keep it in the circle. No, Becca.

She would probably be the hardest. Keep it in the circle. Becca knows like five people and is trying to date one of them. Yeah. I know. Like, come on, man. No, some people don't know a lot of people. I know.

But there's so many people in this world. Yeah. Yeah, but she just said you don't know. Get a passport. Meet some people. Okay. Jorge has, uh, Hoadha from Prockman. Hey, bro.

Hort Hale. Kind of has a point. What is it? What is it? What is it? Hello? What's it, bro? Good morning, Brumbe.

I would not expect this. But please, please share what you think. Well, at first I was pissed. I was like, nah, hell now. Yeah. But then I really started thinking about someone that has been divorced. We pray that our exes get with a decent partner, you know. And usually there's a lot of, there's a lot of drama.

But this is her friend. She must like her. she must trust her, you know, so she already trusts her to be around her kids. So, you know, they're, there's their step mommy and the two right there. No, no. What's wrong with you, what is wrong with you? It's the principal. I thought he was going to go in a completely different direction.

Like, they're both terrible for each other. They're perfect. I get him. I get where he's going in the perfect world, sure. But te pass as, Jorge. That's a reach right there. I would leave my children along with Angie all day every day. She can take them.

She loves. them she cares she's known them since they were babies all of that should me and Jorge divorce no no no no don't even know no and say hey I want to date your man I would be like wow this sucks

but also oh my god like you're so trustworthy and now I don't have to like worry like you're going to do the invitations for the birthdays and probably like shirt how mature are you Let me talk about.

Just thinking what Jorge is saying from Pocoy Me Hills. Oh, my God. Like, if I don't know that she's a good person. Yeah. Because a lot of times you don't know who your partner is bringing into the relationship. Yes. It could be a qualquera. It could be a hoochie.

It could be, no, no, even on your end, you don't know that the guy that she's bringing in is not like, like, like, look, he just good for nothing. A bum or something. But at least you know with your friend, they have a good career. But that's your kid. They have a good heart. They come from a good family. Nope. I don't care.

That's your ex. I get what Horne. Rather than Dave. Do you just go? No, no, no. I get it. But that's like in a perfect world and you're really mature. No.

But in the real world? In the real world? I'd rather than date a crack addict. Yeah. Because I feel my son's PlayStation. Built character. It's like. No.

No. Okay. Let's go to Deborah and Rancho. What's up, Debbie? Good morning. Hey, how are you? Deborah, don't make this mad with this open-minded. Yeah.

We're talking real world stuff here. Debra, what would you tell Sandra? Her friend just asked her if she could date Sandra's ex-husband. I would tell her absolutely not. There's a girl code, and I just feel that's going to be a problem eventually. My girlfriend just passed away in September, and her supposed best friend moved into her home with her husband and her kids two weeks after she passed away. What?

Oh, my God. All right, you got to tell me about it. And just like you guys are saying that something might be have been going on, I think the same thing. Something was going on because there's no way that now you're interested in my ex-husband. Why? Right. That's weird. What?

So you had eyes on him or something of some sort. And he's coping too. That's how we feel about this girl that you've been plotting this. You've been waiting on her to die because she passed away of cancer. I'm so sorry. Battling it for two years. And so she dies and two weeks later you call her daughter, asked for her blessing to be with her father and then move in.

Crazy work. I want to throw up. Deborah. That's a specific. What happened? I know brown bag. What did the, what did the, what did the daughter say or how is everyone coping? So when her daughter, because her daughter called me because my friend, like this is my PIC,

this was my partner in crime. We've been friends since 98. Yeah. Well, go to the crime. Go to the crime. You got a fish. You know, if I wasn't a mom right now, I would have done it because this, like my niece, when she called me, she's like, she asked me for her blessing.

And I said, what did you tell her? And she told her, I didn't know what to say because I thought she was joking. Like, my mom just died. What do you mean? Right. You know, like, I don't understand. They didn't understand. And then she moved in.

And she was like, what the heck is happening? And literally the week after that, she threw away all of her mother's belongings. No. Wait. No. And this is supposed to be her best friend that just has to say. I hate this lady. I hate this lady.

I hate her. Okay. I'm telling y'all. What about the husband? And I'm going to put it on black. Her name is Anita. Anita? Her name's Anita.

And she lives in Palmdale. Last name. Anita from Palmdale. Don't. Anita. Anita and Palmdale. What's her cross streets? No, no.

Has anyone? Because I know that's messed up of her. Has anyone said anything about the husband and, like, because that's lokiy mess of two. Your wife is passing away of cancer. We've all like, okay, so mind you, my girl has six kids of her own, one with her husband that she was with when she passed away. So she had a total of six together, one with him.

And so all of the kids are have been against it. They're all against it. Only two of the kids were living at home, her youngest 14 and her daughter who was 19. The rest of the kids are out of the house. But they all had a problem with it. He was getting into big issues with his father because his father lived there as well. It was his house. They lived with his dad.

And so his dad had a problem with it. So they literally just got kicked out. Of the crazy. The dad kicked them out as of last Saturday. But not the kids, right? Not the kid. Just him and the girl. And the worst part is when he left, he took their mom because she was cremated.

Oh, my God. What? He took his ex-wife that passed away of cancer. Her ashes? Her ashes with him as he moved away. with his ex-wife's best friend. I'm gonna throw her out. Okay, hold on.

Deborah. I'm like heated for you. And you're wrong for that. You said there's a study that says that men usually leave their women. When they're sick. And in the hospital. And that's why I can't go to the hospital? Yeah.

Why are you guys like that? I do think they're really great men out there, but I don't know what happens. But apparently there's a high percentage of men that leave their woman when they get terminally ill or sick. sick or have to go to the hospital. The Journal of Health and Social Behavior found that divorce is more likely when the wife is ill.

One study showing a sixfold increase in the risk of separation or divorce when the affected spouse was the woman. See? So when y'all falls are sick and I think like the world's ending, there we are. And we're sick. You're like, oh, should I just get another one? That's so bad. Should I just go with her home girl?

That is so bad. I can't keep her that. Why are you guys like that? It's funny. You guys are big old. babies when you're sick and then the girl takes care of you and then when we're sick, we just suck it up and we're like, nothing's wrong. It's cool.

Cool. This is normal. Yeah. Fine. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with me at all. Okay. I'm leaving in.

I'm right to work. I'm still like that you bought me. There's a squeaky wheel here. All right. We have there. And it wouldn't be Thanksgiving week without cheese, man. No. There's a lot of it.

Yes. You guys. the other day actually sexy red tweeted that she doesn't really believe in black friday deals anymore so she tweeted do black friday even have deals anymore or they just be lying about the price okay really like like how she wrote it that's literally how she wrote it oh hey this mom this mom don't know let me do it you do it oh okay do black friday even have deals anymore or they just lying about the price being a discount f r question she kind of she kind of wraps the way yeah that's how she said Okay, you read it.

Do Black Friday even had deals anymore? Oh, man. They just lying about the... All right. About the prize being a discount, for real. Now you have her sounding like that one fool. You know what I'm talking about. What one fool?

Which one? You know who I'm talking about. Ooh. The one dude. Who you talking about a motherfucker? The one that's with a Marvel and then he got kicked out and it was Don Chito. Oh, Jonathan Majors? Yeah.

No, no. Terrence Howard. Tower. Oh, Oh, hey, hustling blow to Oh, my. Yeah, you saw me like,

yeah. Anyway, she was talking about the Black Friday a deal. Yeah, she's like, you know what? Dude's used to

camp outside Black Friday outside of Walmart and things like that and now nobody does it. I'm so sad about that. Yeah, well, it's good because people were getting

crazy at these Black Friday deals. Honestly, I kind of missed that though. Like, I was never part of it, but I always wanted to be, like, just watch it. Mm-hmm. There's a thrill.

There's a thrill to that. Yeah. Or just being out. And I guess it's, I guess it's more about the store. Like, we know you're supposed to be closed, but you're open right now. And it's like, that's pretty crazy. Yeah.

That would be cool. I mean, even just driving home, you'd see, like, people camped out. It was kind of like American tradition. It's like going to school, like at night, huh? Yeah. Like, back to school. Yeah, yeah. Going to a store at night when it was, yeah.

I thought it was cool. I never really participated except one time I made my mom take me to like Mervyn's or something. Nice. And, like, it was pretty cool. Like, I was probably in sixth grade. and she just went off to shop and let me do my own thing, you know, and then I found her later, and she's like, where you been? I'm looking for you this whole time.

I'm like, no, you haven't. You're shopping. Yeah. Go to the mall on Black Friday is pretty tight. I don't know that they don't necessarily have deals. I remember one time I went to the Northridge Mall during Black Friday, and it was just cool to just walk around. And you'd be like, ooh, you're in here.

You went to the Citadel Mall during Black Friday? Oh, hell no. Wack. No, I haven't. Dang, I got no deals. You see Edgar's getting down right there. Never, though. Outlet.

I've never gone to an outlet. where I save money, dog. What? Really? Never. You can save money at outlet. That's a lie. It's like last season's items.

That's a lie. If I got to drive 50 miles to save money, then what's the point? Anybody do adult tables and kids tables at your house? Yes. You do. What's the age? Because I have a niece and she's 10 and she swears she's too big for the kids table. No, stay at the table until you're 18.

18 or you have a kid? No, it doesn't. Stay at the kid table. 18, set, but I was thinking 13. Nah, we're taking shots at the adult table. No, we're taking shots at the adult table. I would say like 18, 19. No, about there's like four and five year olds at the kids table.

You're still four or five. Yeah, you can't. That sucks. At my house, it's kids and then if we don't like you, going to the kids table. Like, if you don't put nothing on the dinner, if you didn't even bring like a bag of ice, you go to the kids. Yeah. You go to care of the kids.

Because you want to play, yeah, you want to be a kid and not bring anything, then go sit with the kids. Go be with a dependents over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll be with the tax ride off over there, but I don't know. The tax ride off table. Greg, you have nieces and nephews in different age ranges. Yeah, they're all at the kids table. Really?

No matter what, if you're not past, like, I think even 19. Because, like, not going to lie, at the adults table, we are taking shots. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you can take shots with, without. We're talking like crazy. Take shots to kids too, man. They talk crazy. The kids, no.

The kids talk more crazy. Nah. Not what? How many shots are you going to take? How many shots? How many shots are you going to take? Like six, seven. Back to the kids' table, though.

Back to the kids' table, go. It's so weird. I love to watch movies during Thanksgiving, especially going into Christmas. It's a beautiful thing. And Netflix has came up with a top ten, but I'm going to give you a top five because I don't have enough time. Okay, and they're not Netflix's top ten. They're concretes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

So the first one is Mistress of America. That one's pretty sexy. It's about a college freshman in New York who becomes entangled with her soon-to-be step-sister. Oh, my God. Just tell us what the movies about? I know, guys. You got to watch it. You got to watch it.

Where? Where? You can watch it on Netflix. I mean, wherever. It's, it's called Mistress America. Why do you like it? How does it end? Because it's beautiful.

How is it? And it culminates in a memorable Thanksgiving dinner. Let's go. All right. Is it what is? Number four is. Oh, he's never seen it? Number four is she's got to have it.

Hold on. And you know she got to get it. Hold on, Greg. He's never seen it. Of course I've seen it. How's it it? How is that? Who's it?

In a memorable Thanksgiving dinner, guys. Who's in it? I don't want to do the spoilers right here in front of everybody. Concrete! I'm telling you. Go watch this. It's the top five. No, keep it here.

On the way, Concrete's going to stop lying. It's the best Thanksgiving movies. You're lying. Okay, fine. I'll give you my favorite Thanksgiving movies. That's what we thought of time. Okay, fine. Here we go.

These are the ones that we watch at my house, all right? Yeah, that's what you let up with. Number five would be a number five would. be a Christmas story. Okay. Okay, so for Thanksgiving, that's number five. No, I know, but we watch that in Thanksgiving.

Okay, okay. All right. So number four is back to the future, part one. Okay. And then we watch Back to the Future part two. Okay. That's three. And then we watch Die Hard.

Okay. All right, because it's a Christmas movie, but it's also a holiday movie. And number one, the Christmas Spark starring myself and Marl Lopez on. Watch it, guys. It's not out yet. It comes out on the 27th.

What? How does it end? With love. Oh, my God. He hasn't watched it in there? And a marriage proposal and kissing and everything. Guys. Is there snow?

Yes, there's plenty of snow. Yes, I was there in Buffalo, dog. It was freezing. I'm not going to take your movie in my life. So number five is a Christmas story. What was number four? Were you paying attention? Yeah, the Back to the Future.

And number three? The other Back to the Future. Which one? Two or three. Three. And number two? Die hard. Die hard.

And number one. Something with Mario Lopez. A Christmas spark. Chris and play. Watch it. That he hasn't seen you. On the Great American. I haven't seen it.

On the Great American. I haven't seen. I'm going to watch it with you guys. You're such a liar. On the Great American Family app. Get it right now. Oh, it's on an app. Well, yeah.

It's just like Netflix or whatever other app you guys want. Oh, we got to pay for it. It's not free? Can you support or what? Can you give us a subscription code? Yeah, promo code? No, you guys can just, I'll give you guys my login. How about that?

No. All right. So everyone listening can be on your name. Yeah, everybody is. Yeah. Everybody settle down, settle down, settle down. That's out of 27? Yeah, 27.

So on Thanksgiving? On Thanksgiving. Wow, I'm going to watch it. There you go. We'll go concrete here. It's part of six.