Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 611 Check the Trunk, Foo & Iggy Azalea Hangs Up the Mic 🎤 | Brown Bag Mornings (12/02/25)

Episode Date: December 2, 2025

The 'Homie Helpline' tackles Joe's moral dilemma after his girlfriend, dealing with serious health issues, gives him a full-on hall pass, leading to chaotic advice about finding a "gold standard lady ...of the night". Meanwhile, the crew opens up the naughty list nominations, featuring a dad who uses the threat of no presents to procure necessary foot massages from his daughter because his feet are apparently "really bad". [Edited by @iamdyre 🎙️]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown bag, the better. Come on. It's Tuesday, December 2nd. And we are here. Angie's here. Victor's here. I'm Lettie.
Starting point is 00:00:14 I'm here. Fashionista Concrete's here. Y'all. Chesh. Concord, you're wearing the color of the season. Is that what it is? It's like a cranberry burgundy. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:24 Yeah, no, that is. You're very in right now. You're very on trend. Yeah. Let's get it. Yeah. Speaking of on trend. You see me?
Starting point is 00:00:30 You're wearing the half-zip. It's quarter-zip, quarter-zip. Quarter-zip. Okay, this thing is viral. It's all the guys switching up, Nike tech suits for. I should be drinking a matcha. You should be drinking a matcha.
Starting point is 00:00:44 I, yeah, yeah. I stole this from my dad, actually. Really? Yeah. Not everybody's going in everybody else's closet. My grandpa has that. Yeah, I was like, this is tight, dad. I don't have to pay for one.
Starting point is 00:00:56 I can just take his. Stuff you would probably always ignore in his closet, you're like, ooh. It is. Growing up, my dad, he always wore, like, the craziest things. I was like, who would wear that? And then now I'm taking his stuff.
Starting point is 00:01:08 You are. You are your dad now. Order of zips. But you're being influenced by social media. You don't wear it because you like it. You wear it because it's a trend. Look, it's hard, though. It's a trend you like.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Three weeks ago, it wasn't even a thing. Yeah. That's it wasn't. And you got to be authentic when you got to shop for it at JCPenney like the rest of everybody. Is that what I'm doing at JCPenney? No, that's where you find them, I guess. I think it's like a Ralph Lauren one. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Oh, damn. Come on now. So, guys, if you have quarter zips in your closet or your dad does or your deal does or your Wittita the house, break them out. They're popping right now. And then if you're wearing this nice burgundy, you're popping right now. I'm telling you, that's like the color of the season. It's always in.
Starting point is 00:01:51 They make me feel underdressed. I'm like, Dan, just got a T-shirt. Yeah, that's cool. Before you guys, Vic was. like the fashionistas. I'm falling up now. He's still living. I don't got a quarter zip or a coat.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Well, you got bedazzled shorts. I do have bedazzled shorts. Am I going backwards? Wait. Oh, he does. I'm down. Oh, Jords. You got the jorts on.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Yeah, you're not allowed to clown concrete wearing jeans anymore. They're jeans shorts. They're stretchy. Yeah, but it's every second. It's like cold outside. They're so stretchy though, you guys. It's the only thing that fits him right now? Do they stretch to your ankles to cover you the whole leg?
Starting point is 00:02:33 Almost, almost. Yeah, they go pretty low. All right, all right. Me and Angie, just hold on, so we're cozy vibe right now. Is that a fool's you, Angie? The old is, it is. It is.
Starting point is 00:02:45 It is. I'm back in the middle. Con wants to ban you guys right now. I know. I'm wearing Ugg, sweats, and Oh, Oh, Kahn's a nightmare. Judgy not.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Oh, you're wearing bolillos for Yeah You got the bolillos on, let's go What are you wearing right now? Oh, shoot, yeah. Pause. Yeah, hold on. Let us know so you're glad.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Sam it's make money move. All right, so we just went through Black Friday. We just went through Cyber Monday and I'm telling you it feels like it's Texan Tuesday today. That's how I felt when I'm reading through these different fees we're not getting. It's because this is the first month yesterday, December 1st. And a lot of things are going into effect. We want to tell you about this.
Starting point is 00:03:39 We talked about this earlier last month. Okay. About how you're not going to get charged if you don't have a real ID. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. At the airport. And it was something around like $17. Yeah, 18. Now the fees got up to $45.
Starting point is 00:03:52 What? That's double. Double. Double. Added like a security fee on top of it. Stress you put TSA through. Oh my God. Okay?
Starting point is 00:04:03 To double check who you are, to put you in a separate line. All of that. So now there's a fee towards the fee. Yes. You have a real ID concrete? No. Oh. I have a passport.
Starting point is 00:04:13 There you go. But then TSA foods be tripping. They do. They're government employees. Food, you're not the feds, foe. They are, though. No, you're post office feds. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Shout up. Postal workers. into us, bro. I know, but they don't walk around feeling like they're the feds. Yeah. Like, they are federal workers.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Yeah. But they talk to you like you're in prison. I'm not in prison. I'm traveling, bro. But your shoes. Yeah. On the basket. Spread up.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Now cough. You with the eye boogers. What? Electronics separate. All right? Relax, bro. Yes. Greg, you know what sucks about that
Starting point is 00:04:51 is that every single airport has different policies. They do. So you can, do something at another airport that they're like, what are you doing? And they scream at you for that. You know where that one is a little trippy is like whether you take the laptop out or not.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Yeah. Some airports are cool with it. And so that you look stupid putting in another bin and they're for that. I thought they were the same company, like the same entity. No. Apparently not. Yeah, the feds. You would think.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Who you're not a fed. Dehalo. Yeah they are. Yeah. They can charge you $45. Wow. $45. Not only that for us in EV vehicles.
Starting point is 00:05:26 We're going to be fined now for being in the carpool lane without someone right next to us. Thank God. Now we're going to be all basic. Even if you have the sticker? Yeah. I never even used it. The sticker doesn't exist anymore. I would get so mad when I would see EV drivers in the carpool lane by themselves.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Well, we had that little sticker. Okay, solo drivers and EVs caught in the HOV lane. Now risk of a fine of up to 500 bucks. Something else you were not going to be getting anymore is if you buy a new EV vehicle. previously you got a 7, 7500 tax credit now that's gone
Starting point is 00:06:02 that's gone that's gone it took it away what? Yeah and then in some cities it lets you kind of park for free or like the parking area is designated free What?
Starting point is 00:06:10 So they're taking away most of the adventures They do. It's because now people have caught onto the trend so they're like yeah we don't need you give you cookies for that Oh my god
Starting point is 00:06:19 that helped me buy my car I know all the cool things you get with it So, yeah. Angie, how do you know about the tax credit? Because I was looking into getting an electric car. And then like the last day was like August 31st. September 30th. Something like that.
Starting point is 00:06:36 This year. Yeah. So now I'm stuck with gas. No, you have a hybrid. I don't. Oh. I don't have a hybrid. Yeah, she can get off and walk too.
Starting point is 00:06:49 All right. Well, I'm telling you taxing Tuesday. I'm a little rage baiter. What's going down? Yes, Letty. We all know that one person who always just trolls. They're purposely making everybody mad. They're just annoying as hell.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Well, it's because of a new trend. It's called rage baiting. And it's so big that it's considered the Oxford word of the year. Do you guys have... Greg, you just described yourself. Yeah. That's two words. Pretty accurately.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Yeah. I'm not annoying. And I'm not always trolling. I'm always speaking facts. That's the difference Holler at them That's a big difference Ragebader
Starting point is 00:07:28 It's a big difference Ragebader's one word together They had as one word together Oh I thought it was two words And this is not to be confused With Dictionary's word of the year Which was 6-7 right Oh god
Starting point is 00:07:40 It's Oxford dictionary Yes and people are doing this as a trend This one girl's going viral right now Because she did the most annoying thing You could do as a girlfriend As compare what you are doing Compare what you're doing to her dad Are you sure my dad would do it this way?
Starting point is 00:07:56 What are you doing? Trying to find studs. I just don't think that's how you find studs. Chandler, please. Why do you have to find studs? Chandler, please. What are you doing? I'm going to throw the giraffe through the wind.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Please stop. I kind of want some ice cream. That just feels annoying. Yes, it is. It's very annoying. You know, I feel like when I think about rage baiting, and I'm sure it's in the same family, but it's like news headlines and then people,
Starting point is 00:08:25 like intentionally like it's their only it's really not even to speak their mind their only intention is to get you mad yeah just this like this next girl right here she's asking her dad how does it feel to not be part of the real branch of the military do you ever wish that you were in like a real branch of the military do you ever wish you were in like a real branch like I know you're a real branch that is the real branch what the hell you tell the mother you know like Jordan's in the army like do you wish that you were in a real branch with the military What you think is a real brain? I hate the internet right now.
Starting point is 00:08:57 It's just annoying. Telling that to a Marines craig. Yeah. So rude. I guess too that, I don't know, that just feels like trolling. It is. It is trolling. It's just a new term for trolling then.
Starting point is 00:09:09 It's a new term of trolling. Because it's really meant to incite really crazy emotion from you. And loki, some people get popping off of rage bait. Some people like, whether it be, again, news headlines or individuals themselves. They're just going to say the most outlandish thing that maybe we don't agree with but we know it's going to get people going and then.
Starting point is 00:09:30 But not even just like, I guess not that I believe this for real, I just know it'll get you mad. That's what everybody does in our comment section on my mashups. They're just rage bait. No. I think they're being honest.
Starting point is 00:09:44 No, they're just rage baiting. They're just trying to get me to get mad. But I will say this. If something's getting you mad on social media, chances are it's meant to do that, so don't get mad. Like chances are now, what our algorithm is meant to do is just upset you.
Starting point is 00:09:57 For example, on X, I would think my for you is all things that are like, because they say the algorithm is meant to kind of like coddle you, kind of like give you things you want, send you the advertisements that they know that you're going to buy and all of that. But on X, it's like give you the most opposite opinion than you have so that you get engaged because you're going back and forth. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:21 Like it's kind of on the for you, not on the like, people you're following. It's trolling you then. Basically, that's what it's doing, the feed. I'm pissing you on. Yeah, but it's like, again, it's the intention of that. It's like I'm not, it's not intended to, I guess, align with your beliefs or give you some kind of objectivity, which means kind of like both sides. It's strictly meant to antagonize you.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Yeah. So if you're on your feeds and you're just like, you just leave off with a bad emotion or like anxiety, like just, it's meant to do that. We're in the age of rage base, which sucks. Yeah, you got to let it pass. Like when Greg says the Dodgers aren't good or whatever. Like, it's just. No, it's facts. It's true.
Starting point is 00:11:01 It's true. It is true. You're insane. That's rage baiting right there. They had to buy their team, right? It's rage bait. Again, this is peak rage bait because, again, he has like a couple L.A. tattoos. He worked at Dodgers Stadium.
Starting point is 00:11:13 True. Yeah. It's the truth, though. He was rooting for the Dodgers. No, I was. Yeah, you work for L.A.'s best hip-hop station. There you go. Yeah, I do.
Starting point is 00:11:22 I do work for L. Best hip-hop station, but I'm not going to go for the Dodgers. Oh, gosh. I feel like you're not going for us. What do you mean? I'm a Los Angeles native. Yeah, what do you think in Brownback Mornings? I love Brownback Mornings.
Starting point is 00:11:33 I know you're lying. My family. It's not fitting your aesthetic. They're right, I guess. They bought their cast. Yeah. They bought their cast. Great carries the show.
Starting point is 00:11:47 All right. Let's get into the weather with Concretto. And now the weather. Oh, hell the dog! With concrete storm. Perritos, it is going down for the weather December 2nd on a Tuesday. I'm feeling a little under the weather, guys. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:05 It's a little cold out there. Vic gets you sick. No. You just coughed. No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. I haven't copped in like seven days. You sound sick.
Starting point is 00:12:16 She's sick. I said sleeping. To fungus. No, I don't. She has an artiscerary cough. First, we are up to the city of Fullerton, where nothing is cooler than Fullerton. I'm just kidding. Psych.
Starting point is 00:12:28 They suck. Okay. Yeah, how we'll be 60-70. Rage-vading, rage-rating, rage-rating. Yeah, you are. Now we drive all the way to the city of San Jacinto. Last night, my girl loved it when I broke out the scene, though. Hi, Nick.
Starting point is 00:12:44 66 degrees. Now we're right out to the city of Azusa where fools go out like a bazooka. Let's go. Your high will be 65 degrees. Lastly, we act up to the city of Santa Paula, where foods want to be. Ballas, shot callas, 20-inch blades on the Impala. Pala, getting what tonight? Your high will be 66 degrees as well, Perritos.
Starting point is 00:13:09 And quick little fun fact about Santa Paula. It was an early center to the film industry and was even called Queen of the Silver Screen in the early 1900s. In 1911, the Star Film Company had a bunch of... of films Operation in Santa Paula which movies from Have you guys seen Joe Dirt? Yes It was swimming in Santa Paula
Starting point is 00:13:27 What? Carrie Oh wow It was filmed in Santa Paula What? For the love of the game Never saw it Bubble Boy
Starting point is 00:13:35 Yeah Never saw it Save us Oh no I did Oh I never That's a good one Which one? Which one?
Starting point is 00:13:42 There's two of them What do you mean Which one there's two of them? I saw a John Travolta one Back in the 80s or 70 Oh you of course you did Oh, bubble boy Bubble boy with...
Starting point is 00:13:51 The Dodger parade or the Laker Parade? No, that's the full that was in the bubble during. No, that's pervy. That's a bad. No, man. And the heartbreak kid. I didn't see that one? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:14:03 What year did you come about? Okay. 95. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Sorry, guys. Hey, Fullerton, you're going to be 67 today. San Jacinto, you're going to be 66.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Asusa 65, Santa Paula. You'll be 66. Go ahead and holl at. your boy concrete Brownback morning It's power 106 Let's get it I love how you're switching the Z and the
Starting point is 00:14:26 S and Azusa You're saying Asusa Instead of Azusa Azusa That's not what it says You know my paper There's a Z first There's a Z?
Starting point is 00:14:35 Yeah Azusa Nah No Don't say that for real Yeah Okay You're kidding Are you rage rating me
Starting point is 00:14:42 I know I mean All right check this out You need a homie Or need some help We need your head We need a line I mean phone line
Starting point is 00:14:54 We got you for The homie help line Joe needs our help Joe hit us up and said Hey Brownback My name is Joe And I'm frustrated Because my girl
Starting point is 00:15:04 Can't have intercourse And I don't know what to do about it What? He said So me and my girl Have been together for five years When we first got together We were animals
Starting point is 00:15:14 We would do it four times a day But the last two years it's been a totally different story she's got an ovarian cysts and has needed surgery a lot of information to remove some pretty large ones in the past but they keep growing back
Starting point is 00:15:31 plus she was diagnosed with endometriosis I didn't know what the hell that was until she got it but basically it means it hurts when we try to do the deep and there's an extra extra heavy menstrual flow this is a lot of it right now she also has mesothelioma
Starting point is 00:15:48 No, she does not. He said, on my birthday's an anniversary, she fights through the pain for me, but I can tell it's too much for her and not enjoyable. Recently, she suggested I go handle my business with other girls and just not let her find out about it. And she made other suggestions, but I don't want to. I just want to be with her. Should I take my hall pass and run with it or stay faithful? Oh, my God. What do I do, Brownback?
Starting point is 00:16:17 She doesn't want to find out about it either. So she's giving him the hall pass but doesn't want to know when he uses it. Slippery slope. Yeah. Slippery slope. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. I'm married, foos.
Starting point is 00:16:33 I don't know. Yeah, so for the last two years, they just haven't been intimate at all. Only, like, she said, on the birthdays and, like, anniversary. Okay. Besides that, no. It's like, she's in too much pain. like dealing with like her issues and stuff like that. Even being the hall pass, like I don't know if it feels right.
Starting point is 00:16:54 You get me? Like you're somebody's hall pass. It's kind of just like, hmm, this is really the right thing to do. Don't you have stickers that say Greg sees my hall pass? True. Oh yeah. Shut up sometimes. Did I ever do it?
Starting point is 00:17:08 I don't know. You don't know. You're welcome. You're welcome? What? Yeah. I mean. I don't know. This is a tough one. This is a tough one, you know?
Starting point is 00:17:20 I mean, my girl would never allow me to have a hall pass. A hall pass? What is that? I think even if she had passed, she wouldn't give me a hall pass. It wouldn't happen. Yeah. Not even close. And I wouldn't give her one either. Yeah. Joe, Joe, that's a lot that's a lot that she's going through.
Starting point is 00:17:43 And I guess you're also saying like I'm with her. I'm like I don't know matter what I'm wondering why it's even a question if if you don't know like why are you asking yeah why are you asking if you already say you don't want to well she's suggested and he feels like I don't want to yeah but he feels like should I
Starting point is 00:18:05 because he feels like should I take my whole past around with that? If you don't want to you shouldn't but then the other part of him is like should I though yeah because he wants to get intimate and she doesn't and she's she's okay with it like she's Literally said. She's fine. She'll do it.
Starting point is 00:18:20 She don't just hurt her. Yeah. And I'm wondering, this is way too early to talk about this type of stuff. Just go to a little foot spa, you know what I'm saying? A little bit more than a little oriental. What happens? Nothing. Nothing happens.
Starting point is 00:18:36 You get a really good massage. A really good massage. Yeah. A lot of stress points in your body, all of that. You get relaxed. And then they massage your leg and they're like, are you anything more you want? Don't go. So you've been.
Starting point is 00:18:46 there. I've never been there. I don't know the routine. Yes. Okay. Joe needs our help figuring out if he should take the hall pass that his girl has given him to seek intimacy outside of their marriage. She said, just don't let me find out about it.
Starting point is 00:19:05 She also understands like, hey, I got a couple health issues that don't let me allow me to do it without it being very painful for me. And I would, like, go ahead. Go find it somewhere. handle your business and he says he doesn't want to but wants to know if he should should i take my hall pass and wrong with it or should i stay faithful is what he's asking and wittier what's up
Starting point is 00:19:28 andrew good morning brown bag gosh you guys have been through a whole roller coaster with me um what happened yeah i am going through the same thing um last year i called in last year i called in i was a single guy i got with the girl doing the bar and just last night I found out I was with I'm the sneaky link of a girl that has endometriosis
Starting point is 00:19:56 and endometrial cancer and it is tough like to realize that they have pain it's really important but she has a boyfriend so you're the sneaky link
Starting point is 00:20:11 I yeah Andrew uh guys Greg you're always so dang on it Well, you actually said it Yeah You said it But hey, nobody else called me on it Damn
Starting point is 00:20:24 Yeah, we're letting you talk Yeah He's repeating what you just said Greg these are your people Greg said it because he didn't understand It didn't get it All right, Andrew Honestly, you guys are like my family
Starting point is 00:20:38 I love that you guys know this part of the story But honestly like So it hurts her? It's so sad like Yeah, she's going went through it. She, she,
Starting point is 00:20:47 she, she has some, a lot of pain. I didn't know. I thought, I thought it was an excuse. See, like,
Starting point is 00:20:55 you know, but really somebody, you love somebody and you really want to get connected to them. This guy, you love your sneaky link? Huh? You love your sneaky link?
Starting point is 00:21:07 He does, he just found out. He just found out. She, she's being treated so, she's, she's being treated so bad like, like,
Starting point is 00:21:14 like, like a Cinderella. Like, it's horrible And You guys know I got out of prison I did like 14 years I want to help a person
Starting point is 00:21:24 Hold on Joe Hold on Andrew Andrew Andrew Andrew Andrew Andrew Joe is Andrew
Starting point is 00:21:32 Andrew Andrew Well let's take a little Yeah So within the past year Our guys been out of jail Got been single I don't remember
Starting point is 00:21:43 I recollect his story too well but he'll remind us And then now his sneaky link has endometriosis And it hurts her Not enough to just stay with one guy But it hurts her It's his love
Starting point is 00:21:56 He's the sneaky link Yeah Yeah But you don't understand She's going through it She's being treated like Cinderella Andrew Andrew
Starting point is 00:22:05 Andrew Yes Okay Relax Relax, hold on relax He's going to Yeah What?
Starting point is 00:22:13 What? What? What? What advice do you have for Joe who is hitting a sum about his girl giving him a hall pass? If he really loves her, there is no need to go anywhere else. Anybody that has a woman, concrete or Jorge or Jordan, I mean, I'm big. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 00:22:39 I'm sure, my bad. You don't need anybody else. But you're telling him when you're somebody else. It's 10 minutes, 30 minutes an hour. Like, there's nothing compared to spending a life with somebody that you truly want to help, love, and take care of, and help them through their life. This ain't a convalescent home, bro. Hold on, though.
Starting point is 00:23:04 I get what he's saying. I get what he's saying. You're the biggest simp of a ball. I get what I'm married. Can't be a simply married No, Andrew You're the biggest simple Of all
Starting point is 00:23:20 Andrew That is not your girl I don't care I don't care Andrew Andrew Andrew you're la Otra right now Boy
Starting point is 00:23:32 Andrew I'll take what I get What'd you go to jail for Bro Damn you know what Straight up Like I took some stupid deals My first two terms
Starting point is 00:23:45 And then I got Struck out. I should have been gone. I'm a third striker I was a DUI with GBI and like they tried to strike me out but luckily I got a great bodily injury like if you get an accident You hurt somebody? Oh damn like like I hurt myself I hurt myself I got an accident oh you meant to jail for hurting your that's crazy really that you got GBI on yourself Straight up that's straight up and my passenger am I passenger oh yeah oh okay well you know I'm hoping for that. You gotta mention that.
Starting point is 00:24:19 Yeah. Are you still cool with the passenger? True. Man, that, I don't know. Like, he's doing his own thing. Okay. I don't care. Like, honestly, every day is a new day.
Starting point is 00:24:30 I love everybody. Like, you can screw me over today. I'll love you tomorrow. I know. I know. I know. This girl does it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:38 He's doing it every day. He's got a brand new wheelchair. Hey, hey, hey, I'm a sucker. We know. We know. We know. Love is love, lover's lover. You're in love, he's a little lollip.
Starting point is 00:24:52 You're a sucker and you're single, though. Oh! You're being played. Andrew. Andrew? I know what I'm going to. I know what I'm going through, and I own it. But you got to be compassionate to people that are stuck in a situation that they don't know how to get out of.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Yeah. Andrew, what do you got to tell, Joe? Andrew, what do you got to tell Joe? Look, love her like tomorrow is not promised because that's the way somebody loves you whether you realize it or not and he's above. You got to understand that. Take the hall pass or not.
Starting point is 00:25:32 No. Don't take it off. No, God, got it. No, hot pass. Andrew. No, take it easy. Thank you so much for Colleen, bro. You're great.
Starting point is 00:25:41 You're great, bro. Thank you, Andrew. You're great, bro. I appreciate it. and Greg C just took great bottle of the injury right now from him, dude. He's like, we just got hurt for no reason. I want to be as delusional as he is. He knows what he's doing.
Starting point is 00:25:57 He's owning his life. He's owning his life, yeah. He kind of hurt my goodness a little bit going to see. I know he did. I'm married. What is my lover? What am I supposed to do? 15 years of marriage and four kids.
Starting point is 00:26:09 You should. You should. You should be the old thing. I'm doing the right thing. You are. It's a compliment. It's a compliment. It's a compliment.
Starting point is 00:26:16 Back to Joel, our movie helpliner. Oh, yeah, Joe. Joe wants to know if he should take the hall pass or not that his girl gave him. Okay, they've been together five years. Go to yore out. No, it's that no. Oh, it's that year to dole what he said. Because he caught those kids.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Andrew. I'm not coming home, babe. I'm going to kill. No. Andrew, you hurt concrete's feeling. GBI. GBI. GBI.
Starting point is 00:26:45 DPI. Hi, Job, over here doing the right thing. You know. You're a sim. The biggest one. For being a good man. For not treating her like Cinderella. Joe, hit us up. Because him and his girl going through some frustrations, okay?
Starting point is 00:27:07 Sensual frustrations. Okay? She cannot really get intimate. It's painful for her. Yeah. She tries on. special days and it's not like he could just see it's hurting her. Yep.
Starting point is 00:27:20 She's told him, hey, look, let's try things out. You want one of my friends? You want a hall pass? Jesus. You want a hall pass? And he's like, I really love her, but should I take this hall pass? Because men have needs. Men have needs.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Yep. So let's go to Angie in Burbank. We're trying to figure out if our guy Joe should or should not take the hall pass. Angie, good morning. Oh, Angie's not mind anymore. All right, let's go to Victoria. Victoria in Morongo? Are you getting at a casino?
Starting point is 00:27:50 Hello. Hi. Hi. What up? Good morning. Hi. Talk to us, baby girl. What should Joe do?
Starting point is 00:28:00 Okay, I'm going to be honest here. There's an adult store for a reason. There are ways to get creative for a reason. Mm-hmm. You don't necessarily need a whole path. I know that this can be very scary. Mm-hmm. But honestly, you're going into a place that has no judgment immediately when you walk in those doors.
Starting point is 00:28:20 There are stuff you can do, stuff you can get creative. You can go in there, you know, just see what you like, see what your partner like, see what's open-minded, what's not. And then see what's boundaries too. But her friends look good, though. Yeah, that's what I was going to suggest. Me too. It's too extreme, right, for her trying to, like, you know, put a friend on, you know, like. Yeah, I think it is.
Starting point is 00:28:41 I think it is. Go out of me. Yeah Adam and Eve is What is that? You don't even have to go to the store You can just go online You don't have to show your face
Starting point is 00:28:51 Thank you Victoria Thank you for us Okay so I was thinking something similar Yeah But I was thinking like there's other options Like a bloop though Exactly Yeah you know what they make these days
Starting point is 00:29:02 Oh you have to do all those man It's crazy Nah like it just hurts there Yeah Whoa Oh Okay But it's not
Starting point is 00:29:09 That mean Or I don't know Well, I'm just saying, you know, the hall pals, look, I'm pretty sure there's. I'm pretty sure there's. Yeah, she still eats, right? He has to eat. There's 300,000 guys driving around like, take the hall pass, right? Like, come on, Barrow, you're left.
Starting point is 00:29:24 But then it's different when your girl's giving you a hall pass just because she's giving you a hall pass. And then she's giving you a hall pass because she's sick. Oh, that is true. You know what I'm saying? That's different, that's different. And I can see why his, you know, why Jose, Joe is a, relax. into doing it. But definitely, bro. KPWRFM, HD1, Los Angeles,
Starting point is 00:29:46 is Paran 106. L.A. I'm born for hip-hop. We're inside the homie helpline. Joe hit us up because his girl and him, they've been together five years. He wants to make a favor. They're not married yet, but he wants to marry her. However, the last two years, it's been a different story when it comes to the bedroom. She has some issues down there,
Starting point is 00:30:02 some ovarian cyst plus she got endometriosis. And he told us that basically it means it hurts when they do the deed. And there's just a lot involved with that. And he says she toughens it up during special days, but is also giving him options. Like, if you want to seek it outside, just don't let me know and will be good because I love you that much. And he's wondering, should I take that hall pass?
Starting point is 00:30:27 Should I go because I do have needs after all? Yeah. There's swingers for a reason too, right? Like maybe that's extreme. Yeah, but again, she's not swinging by life, by nature. Like, it's not her choice. She's just trying to make the best out of this situation, of all these things that she's. has you know what I'm saying yeah that's but that's what
Starting point is 00:30:44 swingers do they try to satisfy their partner even though they're not being satisfied no well I don't she can't be satisfied at the moment you know and she wants to satisfy him she's yeah she wants his needs satisfied but like she can't really be a participant pretty much she can she can oh she can but not fully like she's not
Starting point is 00:31:04 she's not using her head yes exactly that unless unless maybe I'm not I don't know too much of an According to that basically, there's different doors of delivery. Yes. There is. There you go. There is a delivery.
Starting point is 00:31:18 The front is closed. The cargo. Yeah. Check the trunk. You know. Whoa. Well, there is. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:31:26 It's not the same. Unless she also does it. Maybe it makes her weak, too. So she's like, she don't even want to give it that, like, extra energy. Yeah. I really don't know enough about the endometriosis stuff. Well, he said basically it means it hurts when you the deep. That's what he said.
Starting point is 00:31:40 And you know, there's a thing called. Google that one of us can do. All right. Let's go to Danielle. Actually, let's go to Daniel. Daniel. Buenos days, Danielle. Hey, good morning.
Starting point is 00:31:51 How are you? Danielle, you have endometriosis? I do. Okay. And I went through the exact same thing. What? Not to violate hippolols or anything. Sorry that you put your business out there.
Starting point is 00:32:05 Is what he saying true? It's an ugly disease. It's not curable. What? I'm going on my fourth surgery. I know people that are going on their 10th, 15th surgery. Oh, my God. It's an ugly disease.
Starting point is 00:32:19 And, you know, I'm just glad to see that it's getting more exposure. I'm in a lot of groups for it. A lot of us girls have gone homeless because of this disease. The only way that she's going to be okay with going with someone else is to be with a professional, not just go find some random chick. Like a professional? Yes, like a lady of the night. Yeah, a professional.
Starting point is 00:32:41 professional because that lady knows there's not going to be any strings attached, no emotions involved, that kind of thing. Versus he goes and finds someone and maybe falls in love him. Doesn't that make it worse? Well, because he might come on with another disease. No, because professional is professional. Business is business. Where do you, like, see the Yelp reviews on that, though, to see, like, what's the rating? Do they got an A or the D of their establishment?
Starting point is 00:33:04 Yeah. Did she come with a car fax? Exactly. At this point, I can guarantee you one of endometriosis when we get to the point that she says that to her partner. partner. She's in so much pain. She doesn't care if he stays her ghost. Are you, are you, are you, are you with a significant other husband, boyfriend anything right now? No, I couldn't. I couldn't. And he wasn't a good guy. Now, if he was a good guy, you know, I might have been able to do it. But he wasn't a good guy for one. And for two, it's too painful. Okay. I do have a question, Danielle, for you. It's painful in that area.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Yeah, but it's paid, but we don't just suffer down there. It comes with a spouse. We have stomach issues. We have bowel issues. It causes us weakness, dizziness. It could affect our vision. It's an ugly-ass disease. Oh, so this is different. Yeah, and for 50% of women with it, it affects fertility.
Starting point is 00:33:58 For me, it didn't because I'm Hispanic. We stay fertile, girl. I'm Mexican. But it does. So that can be another thing that they, I don't know how old they are or how old she is, but if they wanted to have kids, they need to do it early.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Yeah. And the other thing on top of it is to have kids and her be sick. It was, I raised my daughter and it was a very hard thing to do while battling this disease. Yeah. And you said that you've had 10 surgeries. Where are the surgeries at? No, I'm going on my fourth surgery,
Starting point is 00:34:34 but I'm in endometriosis groups. And there are girls in there who've had 10, 12-13 surgery. Where are the surgeries at? Is it in that area? The only way for her to get well, the reason why most of us Indle girls stay sick is because GYNs don't know how to treat it and they just keep ablating it. So they just keep burning it off over, but it stays behind. The only way for us to get well is to go to a top surgeon and there's only a few of them.
Starting point is 00:34:58 And they form what's called excision. Any holistic? Have you tried any holistic, like herbal remedies or? Oh, my God. That's Indog girls. We've tried it all. I've spent thousands. I like that you guys on endos.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Yeah, the only way for us to get rid of it is to go to one of the top with what's called in the community of Indogro's. They're called the gold standard doctors, but they're of cash only. They don't accept any insurance. Oh, wow. Yeah, they want top billing. So no payment, like no payment plans or? Nothing. You have to have, the cheapest one is about 15 grand.
Starting point is 00:35:32 I think the most expensive I heard is like 30 grand. And that's why you said a lot of you guys end up homeless because of the bills. Yeah, because we stay sick. We stay sick until if I would have found out about these gold standard doctors because I'm older, I'm 46. What good is the younger generation, Gen Z and the younger millennial girls, they found these doctors early before they went broke. Those of us that are older, Gen X and older. By the time we found out about these like gold standard doctors, we have gone, I've gone through probably since 20 years. I've been dealing with it, probably over 200 grand.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Oh, jeez. Oh, I love to you, Danielle. I know that's a tough situation. when you hear this, I guess what is your advice for Joe who has a girlfriend, they're five years in, he loves her. Well, I would say, because listen, men can't go without sex. If you're a woman that gets that, you know that. That's why she's telling him to go do what he has to do.
Starting point is 00:36:25 And she just want to find out. But I think she more would prefer to go with a professional. That's why she's like, oh, yeah, that's your advice. Go go seek a professional. Where does one find these professionals? He doesn't want that. I can guarantee you she doesn't. not want him to be with somebody else.
Starting point is 00:36:40 Right, that he falls in love with. He just wants, she just wants to him to get that urge out. Wham, bam. But where would he find these professionals? I don't know. Whoever guy, believe me, guys find them.
Starting point is 00:36:52 You go online. Yeah, I'm asking for a friend. Yeah, okay. You know what, you're right. You're right. I'm asking the wrong person. Yeah. Where are you guys find these professionals?
Starting point is 00:37:00 Maybe. I'm mad. But I can guarantee you, though, she's out of point if she's already said that. that her endo has progressed to a point where she does not, she's in so much pain, she doesn't care if he's there or gone. Right now, she's focused on her health. She's not focused on him.
Starting point is 00:37:19 So if he leaves, she doesn't even care. I didn't care if he left. And he wouldn't leave. He kept saying, no, no, no, we can get through this, we could this, we get out. But he wasn't a good guy to begin with. Yeah. So that's why I wasn't willing to give him, I wasn't willing to work it out, where it's like, okay, let me go get well and come back in and then we could do this.
Starting point is 00:37:36 but if they're good, all they have to do is get her to a gold standard doctor and they can have sex again. Okay. All right. Thank you so much, Danielle. I appreciate you. I would assume this is like the equivalent of like a man having ED, right?
Starting point is 00:37:48 Yeah. No, because we're like, because ED is not painful. It's just like it's not that it's painful, but ego wise, man, the egos, that's where the pain would be at. Yeah, I don't know that there's an exact equivalent. It's like if it's painful when you do it.
Starting point is 00:38:02 It's literally like when you do it, there's pain that you feel. I understand that. But I'm just saying like the equivalent of like not being able to do it. Yeah. It's an issue. There's other issues, but definitely not like Aki. So she's saying take it. Does it feel like someone's stabbing your inside when you're doing it?
Starting point is 00:38:17 No. It's whatever that. Whatever. If a guy has that one, that's the same way. It would feel the same way. Just walking on with a gummy worm, you know what I'm saying? Like nobody wants that. That's more mental, like you said.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Yeah. That hurts too. I know. I think what her is physical. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And mental. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:35 Both. So she's saying take a trip to TJ. Wherever the gold standard. Where you guys find them? Oh, no. Yeah, find a gold standard escort. Yeah. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:38:47 Omar. Omar and Fullerton. Omar. Juanos Diaz, Omar. We are talking to our homie, Joe. Joe hit us up because his girl, about two years ago, has been going through a lot. And it's affected them in the bedroom. She's had a bunch of medical issues.
Starting point is 00:39:02 Ovarian cysts, needed surgery to remove some. and diagnosed with endometriosis. So it's been tough on her. He's been there for her, loves her, wants to marry her, but also sees that it's painful for them when they do the bedroom stuff. So much so that she's even suggested, hey, go outside. Like, go to you. Here's a hall pass.
Starting point is 00:39:23 And he's wondering, should I take it or should I not? Omar and Fullerton. Your wife has gone through this, or you and your wife have gone through this. Joe, can you talk to us a little bit more about that? Not Joe. Omar? Omar. Omar?
Starting point is 00:39:34 First of all, yeah, my wife. had it for a couple of years and it was tough for us too but you know i looked up and different research and i was able to find the specialist to kind of remove that endometriosis but like the previous caller said it comes back and it it is worse but i think you should stay faithful and just be supportive of her you know yeah i mean it he had her for a couple of years maybe after she had her son and you know it was tough for us too on the bedroom but you know like we got to get it out but i wouldn't take that off at all yeah you know if we want to marry here be with her be with her for you know physically emotionally be there for her you know it was tough for you
Starting point is 00:40:23 did you guys stick it out though like or what did you guys end up doing yeah i mean we're still together we're so married but in that department in that department you guys just didn't do it Oh, yeah, we'll do it sometimes. It would be painful for her, and I'll feel terrible after like, I shouldn't have done it, you know, but. Yeah. Like, found other solutions to do it, like other ways? No, I mean, we just didn't do it at all. I mean, I was okay with it because it hurt her, you know, but I also didn't want to go outside of my marriage and my vow that I did for her.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Not even with the professional? No, no gold standard, no. He had Manuela and Leftona. Yeah, Jill. Jay, I, I, oh, gosh. All right, all right, yeah. It seems don't take the hall pass. Yeah, everybody's saying not to take it.
Starting point is 00:41:16 Although the one woman that does have endometrius that says, look, at that point, she don't care if you're staying here. Yeah, get a national. Go get a gold standard lady of the night. Go find a madam and do it to it. Hey. Hey.
Starting point is 00:41:29 Hey. Um, mm, mm, mm, mm. I love this one. It's five one of six. Buenos Diaz. Good morning to you. Jesus. It's aversara! Hey!
Starting point is 00:41:40 All right. We are accepting nominations for the naughty list. Nominations for the naughty list. Okay, up for grabs, we have Magic Mountain's Holiday in the Park. Tickets of family four pack of tickets to Magic Mountain's Holiday in the Park. We got them for you. But we are seeking nominations for the Nottie List, kids, it's your time because I know these whole... Believe me, I'm a parent.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Since what? since September. It's been like, hey, hey. You are pretty impressed, don't you? Oh, yeah. You know, Santa's watching. Delilah, you're on your way to school? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:35 And who are you nominating for the Nottie? My dad. What? Why? Why pops? Because he's been saying if I don't get his foot and back massages that he's going to tell 7 o'clock not to give me a phone. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Dang. Blackmail. I know my feet stink, but if you do not give me a foot massage, Santa's not going to give you any presents. Wow. Delilah, who's there laughing with you, Delilah? My mom and my dad. Hey, Paton.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Why you make her phone massage you, bro? Get me the boots, me, ha. I met you guys before in person. Oh, really? All right, Delilah. Hold on the line. Hold on. That's a good one.
Starting point is 00:43:27 He's nominating her dad? That's pretty funny. All right. Not even if you don't do your homework, if you don't do your chores, brush your teeth, take your shard. No, Mika. You don't, for massage. He watches these two.
Starting point is 00:43:38 My kids don't do it. They don't give you foot massages? Nah, they say my feet are radioactive. Oh, they sleep. No. What do you want to? No. Lily.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Lily and Inglewood. Lily, good morning, Lily. Good morning. Lily. Lily. Who are you nominating Lily? I'm nominating my mom. Why?
Starting point is 00:43:58 Why your mom? What's she do? My mom be going outside too much. Oh! She's pretty sweet. She's partying a little too hard. She comes back. The night's not even over.
Starting point is 00:44:10 She's stumbling. I woke up in the middle of the night. She's over there already on the toilet seat, knocked out. Ah, no way. Do you feel like you're another parent? You have to be taking care of your mom? Yes, yes. Wow.
Starting point is 00:44:24 Wow. How old is your mom? My mom is 30. One, three, two. Oh, yeah, let her live her life. She's so young. Better cook. Got an early start.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Lily, you're saying she has, she needs to take you guys out. Yes, this is why we need things. Oh. We really are going to be outside altogether. Yeah. You all are the same age or what? Lily, how old are you? How old are you, Lily?
Starting point is 00:44:50 I'm 14. Yeah, you're going through a learning experience right now. You're fine. It's called life. It is, but Lily just wants her mom or, Brown. Mom's outside. Bro, her mom is younger than me.
Starting point is 00:45:03 That's true. Julian. Julian, King Julian. Julian. Julian in Miraloma. What's up, Julian? Hey. Julian, talk to us.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Who are you nominating? Which parent are you nominating? I'm nominating my dad. You're nominating your dad. Tell us why. Because every time it's on the weekend. He needs to a party and tries to come back at 7 in the morning. drunk.
Starting point is 00:45:30 It sounds fun. What's wrong with that? That's his dad, bro. That's his right. He should be asleep at 7 in the morning. No, no, no, no. No, no. Like, when he gets back,
Starting point is 00:45:42 he tries to make me carry him like a little baby. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay, so your dad goes out, comes back next day, drunk 7 in the morning. And your mom's at home? Yeah. Is your mom upset?
Starting point is 00:46:00 No, my mom's like on the couch, Wait for him to come back. Oh, my God. It's drama at Julian. I love this. Julia. She's a good woman. Which parents in the car would you right now, Julian?
Starting point is 00:46:13 My mom. Of course. Yeah, because your dad's drunk right now. I'm kidding. No, no, no, no. That's on the weekends. All right. We got it.
Starting point is 00:46:21 We got three nominees. Delilah, who says her pops makes her give him foot massage and said, hey, if you don't give him a foot massage, you're going to be on the night of this. That's the worst. That's the worst. Compared to the rest of him, he seems all right. True.
Starting point is 00:46:36 Lily, whose mom does not stop going out. Oh, yeah. And it's like, dude, I look in the bathroom. My mom's asleep by the toilet. Enjoy life. That's what she's doing. She's young. King Gillian, whose dad comes home 7 a.m. drunk the next day after going out.
Starting point is 00:46:52 No problem with that, too. It's the holidays. It's partying it out. It wasn't the holidays. The foot rub. I think the foot rub is crazy. What? Really.
Starting point is 00:47:01 No, the football is crazy I'm going with Julian What? That's worse Like in there he still has to try to carry his dad On top of all that Julian how old are you bro? How old are you?
Starting point is 00:47:18 I'm 12 years old See? Yeah, you're just going through life too I'm a little bit now I feel worse for the girl Because I know she's single mom Her mom's single mom's Yeah, Lily yeah I feel worse for her
Starting point is 00:47:29 No I think that's bad for Lily Yeah, because I know dad's not around. Oh, we don't know that? You don't know that. Hey, Lily, is your dad around, Lily? Oh, he's not. How much you want to bet? Come on.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Oh, no, I feel like that. Delilah. Delilah. Yes. Tell us how bad your dad's feet are. Because your dad makes you do full massage. They like really bad. They think.
Starting point is 00:47:57 They like 12 hours. And they stink. And he makes it. He makes me resourge him. I almost every night. Oh, that's terrible. Almost every night. That's terrible.
Starting point is 00:48:08 No. She should be given like a Nobel Peace Prize for doing that. He's working 12 hours a day. That's the least she could do. Where's the wife at? The wife is right there laughing. Hey, Delilah, why doesn't your mom do it? My mom doesn't do it because she's pregnant and her body, like, shuts down sometimes.
Starting point is 00:48:28 What an excuse. Oh, she's good. The mom's good. Delilah. Delilah gets up. No, it's true. You've never been pregnant. You've never been pregnant.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Your body shuts down. Your body shuts down. Because he's making a baby. He's making a baby. We just lay down. Take a little nap. Take a little nap. You have your little girl massage your feet every single night then?
Starting point is 00:48:47 That's great. Delilah is doing child labor or she's not on the naughty list. Delilah, congratulations. You are going to, you are going to Magic Mountain. And, hey, stop doing the four-ups, okay? Be on the Noglius. We already got you your present, okay? Oh, she's so happy.
Starting point is 00:49:09 She's like, yes, those patoly. It paid off, huh? Oh, my gosh, baby girl, baby girl. Big up to everybody else, though. Bigg up to Julian and his drunk dad and Lillian. The turt mom. The turt mom. You want feet pictures?
Starting point is 00:49:23 You want feet pictures? Yeah, we got to see what she's been going through. Yes. Wait, wait, wait, oh, no. Do you pee pictures? Her up Delilah's dad. Yeah, not Lily's mom. Delilah,
Starting point is 00:49:35 tab, where your parents DM us feet pictures of your dad's feet. Oh. What? We do. You guys, Rick Ross, the biggest.
Starting point is 00:49:47 What? Biggest pulse. I know, but I was trying to do that. This fool's looking bad out here, okay, because there's multiple girls showing that Rick Ross is in
Starting point is 00:50:00 their DM and he's saying the same thing to all of them. No, what's wrong? Wasn't he with that model girl? Oh, no, girl. That happened. She left him because... The one that wouldn't kiss him on the red carpet. Apparently it was because that motive that she was just, that he was like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:50:16 I'm not dealing with that. Oh. Yeah, no, he did break up with her. So he is single and he's been sliding in a lot of girls' DMs and he's been saying to all of a, you are mine. You what's wrong with this? That's his. makeup line.
Starting point is 00:50:31 What's wrong with that? He's a single man. So one girl came out and posted about, like, did like a whole post like, oh, these other girls are always saying that so-and-so's in their DMs, like, okay, like, that's a status symbol. But she's also posting a DM from Rick Rossi in your mind. And she's like, they follow me. I don't even follow them.
Starting point is 00:50:48 Like, she's just trying to flex for the ground. Yeah, she was. And then he was like, nah, I didn't do all that. But then other girls were like, no, you did it to me too? Yeah. And you'll be texting me. You're mine. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:57 All these girls are coming out and like, they're leaking text messages. they're leaking like story mentions things like that. I love him saying your mind. And the whole time he's saying like, it's all kept. He's a single man. What's the problem with it? There's no problem. I have no issue, Greg.
Starting point is 00:51:11 I don't understand why you just want to fight everything. But it's funny to see that that's his go-to. Yeah, you are mine. Yeah, Mr. Valentine's Day. Mr. You're mine. We belong together. He should like an album promo off of this at this point. Yes, bro.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Make something called you are mine. For the ladies. Something. Yeah. And dress like Cupid while you're at it. It'll go great. It'll go great. Keep it with a beard.
Starting point is 00:51:37 I guess both you, Concrete and Vic, you're retired. Retired. But, well, you had some game on you. Yeah. What was the go-to line? You know, something like, send them like, I'll be like B-5 or C-7. What? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:51:53 So then? So it was like, oh, what is that? And I'm like, oh, okay, well, whenever I see a snack, it's a vending machine. You know what I'm saying? That was terrible. Jordan, you did a service to your community. You did a service to your community. Otherwise, he'd be playing bingo and everybody's DM.
Starting point is 00:52:09 So I just quit while I was ahead. 07, oh seven. Who's neck? Bingo! B7 over there, yeah. What are you talking about? You're a vending machine. I mean, you're a snack.
Starting point is 00:52:20 I mean, oh, damn it. Yeah. Because I'm the vending machine. You're a Dorito. There's like B7. You get it, but. You look like trail mixed to me. way that worked.
Starting point is 00:52:31 No, it didn't work. No, obviously. But that was his line. Yeah, that was his pickup line. Yeah. You're the honey bun inside that vending. You know what's funny? A girl did fall for it.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Yeah. I actually just had to spend her the Spider-Man meme. That worked. The Spider-Man meme. You sent Jordan the Spider-Man meme? Just like the one pointing at each other. Oh, not. Because she was liking my photos and I was liking hers.
Starting point is 00:52:54 So you're saying that's all it took? That's not. That's okay. That worked. But when he used to holler? Yeah. Oh, he used to be like, oh yeah, mommy.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Oh, because he was Puerto Rican. Because he was Puerto Rican at the time. Oh, my God. That was a little big. Because you be encapped on me, mommy. Concrete. You really played it off really well. When you were, Daddy Janke Jal.
Starting point is 00:53:20 You take out of the mojito. Okay. A mojito? Don't look at Vic when you're in your time. Yeah, hold that. Wait, why are you rubbing your hands? Daddy Jankajel. Wait, so did you meet your girl as a,
Starting point is 00:53:30 Like you were Puerto Rican? Nah. Oh, okay, okay. Thank you so much, Nick. No, no, no, no. She came to, she came to, she came to, she came to, I was performing for her cousin Burst Rock for his birthday party. I had my band and she pulled up and she took a picture. Oh.
Starting point is 00:53:43 She met her as Barretta? She met me as Barretta. Wow. Yeah, she was like, dang. They won. So she fell for. Who? Beretta's lyrics.
Starting point is 00:53:52 Oh, she fell for the, I love money so I can't live without it. I love money. Okay, that's what works. All right. I'm just finding that your go-to doesn't work, but your other ones work. So maybe don't go with your go-to, Ross. No.
Starting point is 00:54:09 Because Rick Ross, his go-to is your mind. You are mine. According to girls that are leaking text messages and DMs. Greg, what's your go-to, my friend? If I see, like, a fine girl on Instagram, I just instantly reply to her story, and I say, you look like my future baby mama. It works sometimes.
Starting point is 00:54:26 They just laugh. Okay. So it's like, yeah, it gets them laughing. So I get a response. That's something. Do they ever respond again? Probably not. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:33 Yeah, so that works a couple times. You said you have another one in another situation. Oh, yeah. Like, say if I see a friend and her friend is like more bad than her. Oh, gosh. I'll tell her, be like, hey, tell your friend. I said, hey, but with three whys. I don't get it.
Starting point is 00:54:46 You're not supposed to. Yeah, you're not supposed to. It's an attention grabber. Like, why three Y is because you're special. Wow. I thought mine was bad. Oh, my gosh. You try the learning machine one.
Starting point is 00:54:57 No, that sounds terrible. B five. You're a snack. Yeah. I choose you. Yeah, and I got $5, girls, so. Where do I put it? Hey, hey, I thought you could just do.
Starting point is 00:55:10 If you're wrong? Just like, ask you why I'm using? Yeah, why wouldn't he say in my two-seater, are you the one that I would take? Or, like, put Molly in there champagne. Oh. She didn't know it? No.
Starting point is 00:55:22 No. No. She didn't even know it. No. No. There's so much to talk about. First off, if you haven't seen the docuseries on Netflix already, the reckoning Diddy, man, is wild.
Starting point is 00:55:38 I just thought it was one documentary. No, it's a docuseries. Yeah, it's a docus series. And actually, there are bits and pieces going out around the Internet's right now. People have a lot to say, including Capricorn Clark, who was a very close aide, like, what I'm saying, like personal assistant to Diddy, also testified in the trial with Cassie. And she mentioned, like, if you want to gain Diddy's trust, it has to come in in very,
Starting point is 00:56:05 very extreme ways. For her, it was that he threatened her life and she didn't tell the cops. Check this out. He says, hey, I didn't know you had anything to do with Shug. Like, if something happens, I'm going to have to kill you. He wanted to let me know how it would happen. You will be in a dark park and there will be no one around. around if this goes left.
Starting point is 00:56:28 So the fact that she didn't tell the cops. Yeah. The fact that she didn't go out to the cops and mention what had happened to her gained her trust with Pete Diddy. Wow. And that's how she became a close personal a team. That's crazy. Not like, hey.
Starting point is 00:56:43 It's like if you're doing Roundback and A, just so you know, if this goes left, Concrete, San Fernando Road, train tracks. It's going to be a dark night. You're out of here. And because you didn't report it, okay, now we're homies, BFFs. Hey, hey. You pass a text. And you see him the next day, hey, hey, I'm not in jail.
Starting point is 00:57:01 Let's go. You pass a test. You woke up alive. Yes. Oh, man. You could think later. And while people are watching the documentary to see what's going on with Diddy and the reckoning and kind of the trial that we were all paying attention to this year, there's also other videos circulating online that are not real. There was like these stills.
Starting point is 00:57:23 And it apparently said that TMZ had released them. Because it has a TMZ watermark on it. Yeah. Of Did he in jail with an arms, his arms around another inmate. Yeah. Man inmate, but looks like a female. Yeah, like pig tails. Pig tails, all of that.
Starting point is 00:57:38 I guess someone soared it or something. It is. It is like, hey, this is not real. Because if you look in the background, you can see somebody playing basketball. Yeah. The basketball just flies out of nowhere. Oh, really? That's how you could tell?
Starting point is 00:57:48 I was like, why is that basketball going? The video. Yeah. So now just be careful, anything that you see that's der related. Yeah, yeah. And there's one where he's sitting, like, he's sitting next to the dude, and then there's, like, a bottle of baby hole in the background. Head up.
Starting point is 00:58:00 There's a couple. Really? Oh, my God. That's what I knew. I was like this in real. Thanksgiving. That it's like, he really helped out with Thanksgiving. And there's a picture of him smiling.
Starting point is 00:58:08 I'm like, I don't know what's real. Yeah. Yeah. At this point, anything could be AI. Yeah. And AI is getting too good. It is. It is.
Starting point is 00:58:15 It's getting really, really scary. All right. Let's move on to someone that is saying they are out of rap for good because we made them. hate it, all right. Despite all of her contributions to the art form, Iggy Azelia is saying, do not expect her to come back to
Starting point is 00:58:34 rap anytime. No! No, what are we going to... What are we going to do? I'm the real- real-s. Drop this and let that whole world Phyllis? I think we did this. We? We did this to her. We made her the realist?
Starting point is 00:58:49 No. Because she's constantly, yeah, she's getting bullied. She's constantly getting clown for having freestyles that sound like this. I'm playing my joke. Trick crack rap. I don't know what you said.
Starting point is 00:59:04 Freak rag. I don't know what she said. No one did. No one does. She didn't know. She was speaking like didgeridoo or something. Was that not a banger though? Which one?
Starting point is 00:59:17 Wait a not. Or what about this one? Because the whole world is watching and the paparazzi is flocking and we fly shit when we drop in and we shut down your part to him and his end John and Tennessee go ahead
Starting point is 00:59:30 what you want to say that shit is fucking trash dog get to fuck off the airway That sucks I feel bad for her As a former artist Get it's all your trash Really affects you
Starting point is 00:59:45 Yeah what As a former artist That's not cool yo You know she had songs like fancy She was on that record Ariana Grande mediocre with TI Mediocre
Starting point is 00:59:57 that was Black Widow with Rita Orra she did have her contributions but I guess you just can't win for nothing and if you can't handle the career it's gonna get you out of here and that's what ended up happening to and people were like
Starting point is 01:00:11 since the beginning of a career quit rapping do all not only fans back then but whatever the equivalent of that would be back then and it's like do Playboy magazine yeah yeah like people were like begging for that forever like stop rapping
Starting point is 01:00:24 Yeah. And she's doing big things now. She's on stream with neon. I mean, I think it all fell apart when people found out that she was what, Australian or Australian? She came in? No, Australia. That was part of her schick.
Starting point is 01:00:35 Yeah. She's an Aussie that loves Tupac. And then I was like, oh, yeah. She was part of the Wild Thornberries, right? Stop. What is that? It's in Australian. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 01:00:45 Blah, blah. I was late to the pier. Yeah. No, you know, she's had a few things. And then she dated Nick Young, Kendrick Kumar's cousin on the Lakers Flaggy P, A-Sap Rocky. A-Sap Rocky.
Starting point is 01:00:59 Playboy Cardi. Yeah. She had like a little stint with ASAP, all of that. I did not know that. And then she's Playboy Cardi's the mother of his child right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:09 So she says she's out. Someone had commented on her Instagram post like, hey, like you start up and she's like, no, I've actually had a deal in front of me and I was thinking about it. But I'm not trying to go into the industry again. our videographer Jose, we were talking about that one freestyle I play where she was just kind of going off the cuff, baby girl. Okay, all right.
Starting point is 01:01:30 Yeah, Walt Thumburg. Apparently, it's a Kendrick Lamar reference. There's a Kendrick Lamar song, Dik Togs, and she sampled it, and that's what she's rapping. Listen to this. Tiremarks, Tiremarks, finish line with fire marks. Tire marks, finish line with a fire marks. tire marks when the relay starts i'm a runaway slave when the relay starts i'm a runaway train
Starting point is 01:01:55 damage and that's my proto-court his million a trillion's on source and no camera i don't care i let protocol you're an amateur they want a protocol i damage you on camera and compton and calendar i don't care what's that same energy you know what in the pot flow crack like bab bam they have two grams to pay you up blah blah blah all right when he says it oh no no keep that same energy No. No. No. It's because he says tire marks.
Starting point is 01:02:22 She says, Taya Monks. She says it the same way. No. He said run away. Slate. It's the same thing. Why did she say slossing?
Starting point is 01:02:30 He said Compton. Yeah. Those aren't interchangeable. Taya monks. Tia monks. Keep that same energy. It's the same flow. No.
Starting point is 01:02:38 And he did it. It was his original thing. So she tried to copy it. Yeah. It's like when you do karaoke. He sounds like Macklemore right there, first of all. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 01:02:48 Oh. Oh, started. What? I started the baby. I'm going to break. I have two grams to pay you up. I like it. Oh, all of a sudden.
Starting point is 01:03:00 She's doing the whole freak, quag, right. Yeah, but she was doing her style. Yeah. Little thing, little thing over there. Now she's gone, okay. No, she's not. She's going back.
Starting point is 01:03:10 How will we carry on? Featry. Featred God. Featuring Cockby? Please don't do that. No, gone. Tia moks. Tanya Moks.
Starting point is 01:03:19 Maybe girl. She did give us some good ones because I like this one. That was cool. Yeah. I mean, Nomi Yoker was the best one. That's a good one.
Starting point is 01:03:28 That's a yeah. It's a bangers. This was a banger. I actually bought that on Apple. I bought two versions. I bought two versions. Explisitiniscite. Wow.
Starting point is 01:03:40 Look, we're going to run it. Let's run. Run it. Let's go. She's back. No. We appreciate what you. contributed to the culture whether you liked your it or not you contributed yeah you were
Starting point is 01:03:54 reciting ike's i know that verse i'm telling you yeah i bought this record go on what did she said give me two inches of spice yeah spice you know i always thought she sounded like uh the brat yes a little bit has the inflections that i think iggy had try to like try to emulate right but Biggie. Whether you come back or not, you stay neon. She never left. Streamer. She's still fine, though.
Starting point is 01:04:23 Homegirl. Of course, she's gorgeous. She's gorgeous, right. Give it here. Iggy Zalia is not. She's no longer part of... No, she'd be tired. She did give us some great contributions.
Starting point is 01:04:32 She did.

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