Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 611 Check the Trunk, Foo & Iggy Azalea Hangs Up the Mic 🎤 | Brown Bag Mornings (12/02/25)
Episode Date: December 2, 2025The 'Homie Helpline' tackles Joe's moral dilemma after his girlfriend, dealing with serious health issues, gives him a full-on hall pass, leading to chaotic advice about finding a "gold standard lady ...of the night". Meanwhile, the crew opens up the naughty list nominations, featuring a dad who uses the threat of no presents to procure necessary foot massages from his daughter because his feet are apparently "really bad". [Edited by @iamdyre 🎙️]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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The more brown bag, the better.
Come on.
It's Tuesday, December 2nd.
And we are here.
Angie's here.
Victor's here.
I'm Lettie.
I'm here.
Fashionista Concrete's here.
Y'all.
Chesh.
Concord, you're wearing the color of the season.
Is that what it is?
It's like a cranberry burgundy.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, no, that is.
You're very in right now.
You're very on trend.
Yeah.
Let's get it.
Yeah.
Speaking of on trend.
You see me?
You're wearing the half-zip.
It's quarter-zip, quarter-zip.
Quarter-zip.
Okay, this thing is viral.
It's all the guys switching up,
Nike tech suits for.
I should be drinking a matcha.
You should be drinking a matcha.
I, yeah, yeah.
I stole this from my dad, actually.
Really?
Yeah.
Not everybody's going in everybody else's closet.
My grandpa has that.
Yeah, I was like, this is tight, dad.
I don't have to pay for one.
I can just take his.
Stuff you would probably always ignore
in his closet, you're like, ooh.
It is.
Growing up, my dad,
he always wore, like, the craziest things.
I was like, who would wear that?
And then now I'm taking his stuff.
You are.
You are your dad now.
Order of zips.
But you're being influenced by social media.
You don't wear it because you like it.
You wear it because it's a trend.
Look, it's hard, though.
It's a trend you like.
Three weeks ago, it wasn't even a thing.
Yeah.
That's it wasn't.
And you got to be authentic when you got to shop for it at JCPenney like the rest of everybody.
Is that what I'm doing at JCPenney?
No, that's where you find them, I guess.
I think it's like a Ralph Lauren one.
Oh, wow.
Oh, damn.
Come on now.
So, guys, if you have quarter zips in your closet or your dad does or your deal does or your Wittita
the house, break them out.
They're popping right now.
And then if you're wearing this nice burgundy, you're popping right now.
I'm telling you, that's like the color of the season.
It's always in.
They make me feel underdressed.
I'm like, Dan, just got a T-shirt.
Yeah, that's cool.
Before you guys, Vic was.
like the fashionistas.
I'm falling up now.
He's still living.
I don't got a quarter zip or a coat.
Well, you got bedazzled shorts.
I do have bedazzled shorts.
Am I going backwards?
Wait.
Oh, he does.
I'm down.
Oh, Jords.
You got the jorts on.
Yeah, you're not allowed to clown concrete wearing jeans anymore.
They're jeans shorts.
They're stretchy.
Yeah, but it's every second.
It's like cold outside.
They're so stretchy though, you guys.
It's the only thing that fits him right now?
Do they stretch to your ankles to cover you the whole leg?
Almost, almost.
Yeah, they go pretty low.
All right, all right.
Me and Angie, just hold on,
so we're cozy vibe right now.
Is that a fool's you, Angie?
The old is, it is.
It is.
It is.
I'm back in the middle.
Con wants to ban you guys right now.
I know.
I'm wearing Ugg, sweats, and
Oh,
Oh, Kahn's a nightmare.
Judgy not.
Oh, you're wearing bolillos for
Yeah
You got the bolillos on, let's go
What are you wearing right now?
Oh, shoot, yeah.
Pause.
Yeah, hold on.
Let us know so you're glad.
Sam it's make money move.
All right, so we just went through Black Friday.
We just went through Cyber Monday
and I'm telling you it feels like it's Texan Tuesday today.
That's how I felt when I'm reading through these different fees we're not getting.
It's because this is the first month yesterday, December 1st.
And a lot of things are going into effect.
We want to tell you about this.
We talked about this earlier last month.
Okay.
About how you're not going to get charged if you don't have a real ID.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
At the airport.
And it was something around like $17.
Yeah, 18.
Now the fees got up to $45.
What?
That's double.
Double.
Double.
Added like a security fee on top of it.
Stress you put TSA through.
Oh my God.
Okay?
To double check who you are, to put you in a separate line.
All of that.
So now there's a fee towards the fee.
Yes.
You have a real ID concrete?
No.
Oh.
I have a passport.
There you go.
But then TSA foods be tripping.
They do.
They're government employees.
Food, you're not the feds, foe.
They are, though.
No, you're post office feds.
Oh, my gosh.
Shout up.
Postal workers.
into us, bro.
I know, but they don't walk around
feeling like they're the feds.
Yeah.
Like, they are federal
workers.
Yeah.
But they talk to you like you're in prison.
I'm not in prison.
I'm traveling, bro.
But your shoes.
Yeah.
On the basket.
Spread up.
Now cough.
You with the eye boogers.
What?
Electronics separate.
All right?
Relax, bro.
Yes.
Greg, you know what sucks about that
is that every single airport
has different policies.
They do.
So you can,
do something at another airport that they're like,
what are you doing?
And they scream at you for that.
You know where that one is a little trippy is like whether you take the laptop out or not.
Yeah.
Some airports are cool with it.
And so that you look stupid putting in another bin and they're for that.
I thought they were the same company, like the same entity.
No.
Apparently not.
Yeah, the feds.
You would think.
Who you're not a fed.
Dehalo.
Yeah they are.
Yeah.
They can charge you $45.
Wow.
$45.
Not only that for us in EV vehicles.
We're going to be fined now for being in the carpool lane without someone right next to us.
Thank God.
Now we're going to be all basic.
Even if you have the sticker?
Yeah.
I never even used it.
The sticker doesn't exist anymore.
I would get so mad when I would see EV drivers in the carpool lane by themselves.
Well, we had that little sticker.
Okay, solo drivers and EVs caught in the HOV lane.
Now risk of a fine of up to 500 bucks.
Something else you were not going to be getting anymore is if you buy a new EV vehicle.
previously you got a 7,
7500
tax credit
now that's gone
that's gone
that's gone
it took it away
what?
Yeah and then in some cities
it lets you kind of park for free
or like the parking area is designated free
What?
So they're taking away
most of the adventures
They do.
It's because now people have caught
onto the trend
so they're like yeah we don't need you
give you cookies for that
Oh my god
that helped me buy my car
I know all the cool things you get with it
So, yeah.
Angie, how do you know about the tax credit?
Because I was looking into getting an electric car.
And then like the last day was like August 31st.
September 30th.
Something like that.
This year.
Yeah.
So now I'm stuck with gas.
No, you have a hybrid.
I don't.
Oh.
I don't have a hybrid.
Yeah, she can get off and walk too.
All right.
Well, I'm telling you taxing Tuesday.
I'm a little rage baiter.
What's going down?
Yes, Letty.
We all know that one person who always just trolls.
They're purposely making everybody mad.
They're just annoying as hell.
Well, it's because of a new trend.
It's called rage baiting.
And it's so big that it's considered the Oxford word of the year.
Do you guys have...
Greg, you just described yourself.
Yeah.
That's two words.
Pretty accurately.
Yeah.
I'm not annoying.
And I'm not always trolling.
I'm always speaking facts.
That's the difference
Holler at them
That's a big difference
Ragebader
It's a big difference
Ragebader's one word together
They had as one word together
Oh I thought it was two words
And this is not to be confused
With Dictionary's word of the year
Which was 6-7 right
Oh god
It's Oxford dictionary
Yes and people are doing this as a trend
This one girl's going viral right now
Because she did the most annoying thing
You could do as a girlfriend
As compare what you are doing
Compare what you're doing to her dad
Are you sure my dad would do it this way?
What are you doing?
Trying to find studs.
I just don't think that's how you find studs.
Chandler, please.
Why do you have to find studs?
Chandler, please.
What are you doing?
I'm going to throw the giraffe through the wind.
Please stop.
I kind of want some ice cream.
That just feels annoying.
Yes, it is.
It's very annoying.
You know, I feel like when I think about rage baiting,
and I'm sure it's in the same family,
but it's like news headlines and then people,
like intentionally like it's their only it's really not even to speak their mind their only
intention is to get you mad yeah just this like this next girl right here she's asking her dad
how does it feel to not be part of the real branch of the military do you ever wish that you
were in like a real branch of the military do you ever wish you were in like a real branch like
I know you're a real branch that is the real branch what the hell you tell the mother you know like
Jordan's in the army like do you wish that you were in a real branch with the military
What you think is a real brain?
I hate the internet right now.
It's just annoying.
Telling that to a Marines craig.
Yeah.
So rude.
I guess too that, I don't know, that just feels like trolling.
It is.
It is trolling.
It's just a new term for trolling then.
It's a new term of trolling.
Because it's really meant to incite really crazy emotion from you.
And loki, some people get popping off of rage bait.
Some people like, whether it be, again, news headlines or individuals themselves.
They're just going to say the most outlandish thing
that maybe we don't agree with
but we know it's going to get people going
and then.
But not even just like, I guess
not that I believe this for real,
I just know it'll get you mad.
That's what everybody does in our comment section
on my mashups.
They're just rage bait.
No.
I think they're being honest.
No, they're just rage baiting.
They're just trying to get me to get mad.
But I will say this.
If something's getting you mad on social media,
chances are it's meant to do that,
so don't get mad.
Like chances are now,
what our algorithm is meant to do is just upset you.
For example, on X, I would think my for you is all things that are like,
because they say the algorithm is meant to kind of like coddle you,
kind of like give you things you want, send you the advertisements that they know that you're
going to buy and all of that.
But on X, it's like give you the most opposite opinion than you have so that you get engaged
because you're going back and forth.
Really?
Yeah.
Like it's kind of on the for you, not on the like,
people you're following.
It's trolling you then.
Basically, that's what it's doing, the feed.
I'm pissing you on.
Yeah, but it's like, again, it's the intention of that.
It's like I'm not, it's not intended to, I guess, align with your beliefs or give you some kind of objectivity, which means kind of like both sides.
It's strictly meant to antagonize you.
Yeah.
So if you're on your feeds and you're just like, you just leave off with a bad emotion or like anxiety, like just, it's meant to do that.
We're in the age of rage base, which sucks.
Yeah, you got to let it pass.
Like when Greg says the Dodgers aren't good or whatever.
Like, it's just.
No, it's facts.
It's true.
It's true.
It is true.
You're insane.
That's rage baiting right there.
They had to buy their team, right?
It's rage bait.
Again, this is peak rage bait because, again, he has like a couple L.A. tattoos.
He worked at Dodgers Stadium.
True.
Yeah.
It's the truth, though.
He was rooting for the Dodgers.
No, I was.
Yeah, you work for L.A.'s best hip-hop station.
There you go.
Yeah, I do.
I do work for L.
Best hip-hop station, but I'm not going to go for the Dodgers.
Oh, gosh.
I feel like you're not going for us.
What do you mean?
I'm a Los Angeles native.
Yeah, what do you think in Brownback Mornings?
I love Brownback Mornings.
I know you're lying.
My family.
It's not fitting your aesthetic.
They're right, I guess.
They bought their cast.
Yeah.
They bought their cast.
Great carries the show.
All right.
Let's get into the weather with Concretto.
And now the weather.
Oh, hell the dog!
With concrete storm.
Perritos, it is going down for the weather December 2nd on a Tuesday.
I'm feeling a little under the weather, guys.
Yeah.
It's a little cold out there.
Vic gets you sick.
No.
You just coughed.
No, I didn't.
Yeah, you did.
I haven't copped in like seven days.
You sound sick.
She's sick.
I said sleeping.
To fungus.
No, I don't.
She has an artiscerary cough.
First, we are up to the city of Fullerton, where nothing is cooler than Fullerton.
I'm just kidding.
Psych.
They suck.
Okay.
Yeah, how we'll be 60-70.
Rage-vading, rage-rating, rage-rating.
Yeah, you are.
Now we drive all the way to the city of San Jacinto.
Last night, my girl loved it when I broke out the scene, though.
Hi, Nick.
66 degrees.
Now we're right out to the city of Azusa where fools go out like a bazooka.
Let's go.
Your high will be 65 degrees.
Lastly, we act up to the city of Santa Paula, where foods want to be.
Ballas, shot callas, 20-inch blades on the Impala.
Pala, getting what tonight?
Your high will be 66 degrees as well, Perritos.
And quick little fun fact about Santa Paula.
It was an early center to the film industry and was even called Queen of the Silver Screen in the early 1900s.
In 1911, the Star Film Company had a bunch of...
of films Operation in Santa Paula
which movies from
Have you guys seen Joe Dirt?
Yes
It was swimming in Santa Paula
What?
Carrie
Oh wow
It was filmed in Santa Paula
What?
For the love of the game
Never saw it
Bubble Boy
Yeah
Never saw it
Save us
Oh no I did
Oh I never
That's a good one
Which one?
Which one?
There's two of them
What do you mean
Which one there's two of them?
I saw a John Travolta one
Back in the 80s or 70
Oh you of course you did
Oh, bubble boy
Bubble boy with...
The Dodger parade or the Laker Parade?
No, that's the full that was in the bubble during.
No, that's pervy.
That's a bad.
No, man.
And the heartbreak kid.
I didn't see that one?
Oh, my God.
What year did you come about?
Okay.
95.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Sorry, guys.
Hey, Fullerton, you're going to be 67 today.
San Jacinto, you're going to be 66.
Asusa 65, Santa Paula.
You'll be 66.
Go ahead and holl at.
your boy concrete
Brownback morning
It's power 106
Let's get it
I love how you're switching the Z and the
S and Azusa
You're saying Asusa
Instead of Azusa
Azusa
That's not what it says
You know my paper
There's a Z first
There's a Z?
Yeah Azusa
Nah
No
Don't say that for real
Yeah
Okay
You're kidding
Are you rage rating me
I know
I mean
All right check this out
You need a homie
Or need some help
We need your head
We need a line
I mean phone line
We got you for
The homie help line
Joe needs our help
Joe hit us up and said
Hey Brownback
My name is Joe
And I'm frustrated
Because my girl
Can't have intercourse
And I don't know what to do about it
What?
He said
So me and my girl
Have been together for five years
When we first got together
We were animals
We would do it four times a day
But the last two years
it's been a totally different story
she's got an ovarian cysts
and has needed surgery
a lot of information
to remove some pretty large ones in the past
but they keep growing back
plus she was diagnosed with endometriosis
I didn't know what the hell that was
until she got it but basically it means
it hurts when we try to do the deep
and there's an extra
extra heavy menstrual flow
this is a lot of it right now
she also has mesothelioma
No, she does not.
He said, on my birthday's an anniversary, she fights through the pain for me, but I can tell it's too much for her and not enjoyable.
Recently, she suggested I go handle my business with other girls and just not let her find out about it.
And she made other suggestions, but I don't want to.
I just want to be with her.
Should I take my hall pass and run with it or stay faithful?
Oh, my God.
What do I do, Brownback?
She doesn't want to find out about it either.
So she's giving him the hall pass but doesn't want to know when he uses it.
Slippery slope.
Yeah.
Slippery slope.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God.
I'm married, foos.
I don't know.
Yeah, so for the last two years, they just haven't been intimate at all.
Only, like, she said, on the birthdays and, like, anniversary.
Okay.
Besides that, no.
It's like, she's in too much pain.
like dealing with like her issues and stuff like that.
Even being the hall pass, like I don't know if it feels right.
You get me?
Like you're somebody's hall pass.
It's kind of just like, hmm, this is really the right thing to do.
Don't you have stickers that say Greg sees my hall pass?
True.
Oh yeah.
Shut up sometimes.
Did I ever do it?
I don't know.
You don't know.
You're welcome.
You're welcome?
What?
Yeah.
I mean.
I don't know. This is a tough one. This is a tough one, you know?
I mean, my girl would never allow me to have a hall pass.
A hall pass? What is that?
I think even if she had passed, she wouldn't give me a hall pass.
It wouldn't happen.
Yeah.
Not even close. And I wouldn't give her one either.
Yeah.
Joe, Joe, that's a lot that's a lot that she's going through.
And I guess you're also saying like I'm with her.
I'm like I don't know matter what
I'm wondering why it's even a question if
if you don't know like
why are you asking
yeah why are you asking if you already say you don't want to
well she's suggested and he feels like I don't want to
yeah but he feels like should I
because he feels like should I take my whole past
around with that? If you don't want to you shouldn't
but then the other part of him is like should I though
yeah because he wants to get intimate and she doesn't
and she's she's okay with it like she's
Literally said.
She's fine.
She'll do it.
She don't just hurt her.
Yeah.
And I'm wondering, this is way too early to talk about this type of stuff.
Just go to a little foot spa, you know what I'm saying?
A little bit more than a little oriental.
What happens?
Nothing.
Nothing happens.
You get a really good massage.
A really good massage.
Yeah.
A lot of stress points in your body, all of that.
You get relaxed.
And then they massage your leg and they're like, are you anything more you want?
Don't go.
So you've been.
there. I've never been there.
I don't know the routine.
Yes. Okay. Joe needs our help
figuring out if he should take the hall pass
that his girl has given him
to seek
intimacy outside of their marriage.
She said, just don't let me find out about it.
She also understands like, hey, I got
a couple health issues that don't let me
allow me to do it without
it being very painful for me.
And I would, like, go ahead.
Go find it somewhere.
handle your business and he says he doesn't want to but wants to know if he should should i take
my hall pass and wrong with it or should i stay faithful is what he's asking and wittier what's up
andrew good morning brown bag gosh you guys have been through a whole roller coaster with me
um what happened yeah i am going through the same thing um last year i called in
last year i called in i was a single guy i got with the girl doing the bar
and just last night
I found out I was with
I'm the sneaky link
of a girl
that has endometriosis
and endometrial cancer
and
it is tough
like to realize that
they have
pain
it's really important
but she has a boyfriend so you're the sneaky link
I yeah Andrew
uh guys
Greg you're always so dang on it
Well, you actually said it
Yeah
You said it
But hey, nobody else called me on it
Damn
Yeah, we're letting you talk
Yeah
He's repeating what you just said
Greg these are your people
Greg said it because he didn't understand
It didn't get it
All right, Andrew
Honestly, you guys are like my family
I love that you guys know this part of the story
But honestly like
So it hurts her?
It's so sad like
Yeah, she's going
went through it.
She,
she,
she,
she has some,
a lot of pain.
I didn't know.
I thought,
I thought it was an excuse.
See,
like,
you know,
but really somebody,
you love somebody
and you really want to get connected to them.
This guy,
you love your sneaky link?
Huh?
You love your sneaky link?
He does,
he just found out.
He just found out.
She,
she's being treated so,
she's,
she's being treated so bad like,
like,
like,
like a Cinderella.
Like, it's horrible
And
You guys know
I got out of prison
I did like 14 years
I want to help a person
Hold on Joe
Hold on
Andrew Andrew
Andrew Andrew
Andrew
Andrew
Joe is
Andrew
Andrew
Andrew
Well let's take a little
Yeah
So within the past year
Our guys been out of jail
Got been single
I don't remember
I recollect his story too well
but he'll remind us
And then now his sneaky link
has endometriosis
And it hurts her
Not enough to just stay with one guy
But it hurts her
It's his love
He's the sneaky link
Yeah
Yeah
But you don't understand
She's going through it
She's being treated like Cinderella
Andrew
Andrew
Andrew
Yes
Okay
Relax
Relax, hold on relax
He's going to
Yeah
What?
What?
What?
What?
What advice do you have for Joe who is hitting a sum about his girl giving him a hall pass?
If he really loves her, there is no need to go anywhere else.
Anybody that has a woman, concrete or Jorge or Jordan, I mean, I'm big.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm sure, my bad.
You don't need anybody else.
But you're telling him when you're somebody else.
It's 10 minutes, 30 minutes an hour.
Like, there's nothing compared to spending a life with somebody that you truly want to help,
love, and take care of, and help them through their life.
This ain't a convalescent home, bro.
Hold on, though.
I get what he's saying.
I get what he's saying.
You're the biggest simp of a ball.
I get what I'm married.
Can't be a simply married
No, Andrew
You're the biggest simple
Of all
Andrew
That is not your girl
I don't care
I don't care
Andrew
Andrew
Andrew you're la Otra right now
Boy
Andrew
I'll take what I get
What'd you go to jail for
Bro
Damn you know what
Straight up
Like I took some stupid deals
My first two terms
And then I got
Struck out. I should have been gone. I'm a third striker
I was a DUI with GBI and like they tried to strike me out but luckily I got a great bodily injury like if you get an accident
You hurt somebody? Oh damn like like I hurt myself
I hurt myself I got an accident oh you meant to jail for hurting your that's crazy really that you got GBI on yourself
Straight up that's straight up and my passenger am I passenger oh yeah oh okay well you know
I'm hoping for that.
You gotta mention that.
Yeah.
Are you still cool with the passenger?
True.
Man, that, I don't know.
Like, he's doing his own thing.
Okay.
I don't care.
Like, honestly, every day is a new day.
I love everybody.
Like, you can screw me over today.
I'll love you tomorrow.
I know.
I know.
I know.
This girl does it.
Yeah.
He's doing it every day.
He's got a brand new wheelchair.
Hey, hey, hey, I'm a sucker.
We know.
We know.
We know.
Love is love, lover's lover.
You're in love, he's a little lollip.
You're a sucker and you're single, though.
Oh!
You're being played.
Andrew.
Andrew?
I know what I'm going to.
I know what I'm going through, and I own it.
But you got to be compassionate to people that are stuck in a situation that they don't know how to get out of.
Yeah.
Andrew, what do you got to tell, Joe?
Andrew, what do you got to tell Joe?
Look, love her like tomorrow is not promised
because that's the way somebody loves you
whether you realize it or not and he's above.
You got to understand that.
Take the hall pass or not.
No.
Don't take it off.
No, God, got it.
No, hot pass.
Andrew.
No, take it easy.
Thank you so much for Colleen, bro.
You're great.
You're great, bro.
Thank you, Andrew.
You're great, bro.
I appreciate it.
and Greg C just took great bottle of the injury right now from him, dude.
He's like, we just got hurt for no reason.
I want to be as delusional as he is.
He knows what he's doing.
He's owning his life.
He's owning his life, yeah.
He kind of hurt my goodness a little bit going to see.
I know he did.
I'm married.
What is my lover?
What am I supposed to do?
15 years of marriage and four kids.
You should.
You should.
You should be the old thing.
I'm doing the right thing.
You are.
It's a compliment.
It's a compliment.
It's a compliment.
Back to Joel, our movie helpliner.
Oh, yeah, Joe.
Joe wants to know if he should take the hall pass or not that his girl gave him.
Okay, they've been together five years.
Go to yore out.
No, it's that no.
Oh, it's that year to dole what he said.
Because he caught those kids.
Andrew.
I'm not coming home, babe.
I'm going to kill.
No.
Andrew, you hurt concrete's feeling.
GBI.
GBI.
GBI.
DPI.
Hi, Job, over here doing the right thing.
You know. You're a sim.
The biggest one.
For being a good man.
For not treating her like Cinderella.
Joe, hit us up.
Because him and his girl going through some frustrations, okay?
Sensual frustrations.
Okay?
She cannot really get intimate.
It's painful for her.
Yeah.
She tries on.
special days and it's not like he could just see it's hurting her.
Yep.
She's told him, hey, look, let's try things out.
You want one of my friends?
You want a hall pass?
Jesus.
You want a hall pass?
And he's like, I really love her, but should I take this hall pass?
Because men have needs.
Men have needs.
Yep.
So let's go to Angie in Burbank.
We're trying to figure out if our guy Joe should or should not take the hall pass.
Angie, good morning.
Oh, Angie's not mind anymore.
All right, let's go to Victoria.
Victoria in Morongo?
Are you getting at a casino?
Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
What up?
Good morning.
Hi.
Talk to us, baby girl.
What should Joe do?
Okay, I'm going to be honest here.
There's an adult store for a reason.
There are ways to get creative for a reason.
Mm-hmm.
You don't necessarily need a whole path.
I know that this can be very scary.
Mm-hmm.
But honestly, you're going into a place that has no judgment immediately when you walk in those doors.
There are stuff you can do, stuff you can get creative.
You can go in there, you know, just see what you like, see what your partner like, see what's open-minded, what's not.
And then see what's boundaries too.
But her friends look good, though.
Yeah, that's what I was going to suggest.
Me too.
It's too extreme, right, for her trying to, like, you know, put a friend on, you know, like.
Yeah, I think it is.
I think it is.
Go out of me.
Yeah
Adam and Eve is
What is that?
You don't even have to go to the store
You can just go online
You don't have to show your face
Thank you Victoria
Thank you for us
Okay so I was thinking something similar
Yeah
But I was thinking like there's other options
Like a bloop though
Exactly
Yeah you know what they make these days
Oh you have to do all those man
It's crazy
Nah like it just hurts there
Yeah
Whoa
Oh
Okay
But it's not
That mean
Or I don't know
Well, I'm just saying, you know, the hall pals, look, I'm pretty sure there's.
I'm pretty sure there's.
Yeah, she still eats, right?
He has to eat.
There's 300,000 guys driving around like, take the hall pass, right?
Like, come on, Barrow, you're left.
But then it's different when your girl's giving you a hall pass just because she's giving you a hall pass.
And then she's giving you a hall pass because she's sick.
Oh, that is true.
You know what I'm saying?
That's different, that's different.
And I can see why his, you know, why Jose, Joe is a, relax.
into doing it. But definitely, bro.
KPWRFM, HD1, Los Angeles,
is Paran 106. L.A. I'm born for hip-hop.
We're inside the homie helpline. Joe hit us up
because his girl and him, they've been together five years.
He wants to make a favor. They're not married
yet, but he wants to marry her.
However, the last two years, it's been
a different story when it comes to the bedroom.
She has some issues down there,
some ovarian cyst plus she got endometriosis.
And he told us that basically
it means it hurts
when they do the deed. And there's
just a lot involved with that.
And he says she toughens it up during special days, but is also giving him options.
Like, if you want to seek it outside, just don't let me know and will be good because I love you that much.
And he's wondering, should I take that hall pass?
Should I go because I do have needs after all?
Yeah.
There's swingers for a reason too, right?
Like maybe that's extreme.
Yeah, but again, she's not swinging by life, by nature.
Like, it's not her choice.
She's just trying to make the best out of this situation, of all these things that she's.
has you know what I'm saying yeah that's but that's what
swingers do they try to satisfy their partner even though
they're not being satisfied no well I don't
she can't be satisfied at the moment
you know and she wants to satisfy him she's
yeah she wants his needs satisfied
but like she can't really be a participant
pretty much she can she can
oh she can but not fully like she's not
she's not using her head
yes exactly that
unless unless maybe I'm not I don't know too much of an
According to that basically, there's different doors of delivery.
Yes.
There is.
There you go.
There is a delivery.
The front is closed.
The cargo.
Yeah.
Check the trunk.
You know.
Whoa.
Well, there is.
Yeah, no.
It's not the same.
Unless she also does it.
Maybe it makes her weak, too.
So she's like, she don't even want to give it that, like, extra energy.
Yeah.
I really don't know enough about the endometriosis stuff.
Well, he said basically it means it hurts when you the deep.
That's what he said.
And you know, there's a thing called.
Google that one of us can do.
All right.
Let's go to Danielle.
Actually, let's go to Daniel.
Daniel.
Buenos days, Danielle.
Hey, good morning.
How are you?
Danielle, you have endometriosis?
I do.
Okay.
And I went through the exact same thing.
What?
Not to violate hippolols or anything.
Sorry that you put your business out there.
Is what he saying true?
It's an ugly disease.
It's not curable.
What?
I'm going on my fourth surgery.
I know people that are going on their 10th, 15th surgery.
Oh, my God.
It's an ugly disease.
And, you know, I'm just glad to see that it's getting more exposure.
I'm in a lot of groups for it.
A lot of us girls have gone homeless because of this disease.
The only way that she's going to be okay with going with someone else is to be with a professional,
not just go find some random chick.
Like a professional?
Yes, like a lady of the night.
Yeah, a professional.
professional because that lady knows there's not going to be any strings attached, no emotions involved, that kind of thing.
Versus he goes and finds someone and maybe falls in love him.
Doesn't that make it worse?
Well, because he might come on with another disease.
No, because professional is professional.
Business is business.
Where do you, like, see the Yelp reviews on that, though, to see, like, what's the rating?
Do they got an A or the D of their establishment?
Yeah.
Did she come with a car fax?
Exactly.
At this point, I can guarantee you one of endometriosis when we get to the point that she says that to her partner.
partner. She's in so much pain. She doesn't care if he stays her ghost.
Are you, are you, are you, are you with a significant other husband, boyfriend anything right now?
No, I couldn't. I couldn't. And he wasn't a good guy. Now, if he was a good guy, you know, I might have been able to do it. But he wasn't a good guy for one. And for two, it's too painful.
Okay. I do have a question, Danielle, for you. It's painful in that area.
Yeah, but it's paid, but we don't just suffer down there. It comes with a spouse.
We have stomach issues.
We have bowel issues.
It causes us weakness, dizziness.
It could affect our vision.
It's an ugly-ass disease.
Oh, so this is different.
Yeah, and for 50% of women with it, it affects fertility.
For me, it didn't because I'm Hispanic.
We stay fertile, girl.
I'm Mexican.
But it does.
So that can be another thing that they,
I don't know how old they are or how old she is,
but if they wanted to have kids,
they need to do it early.
Yeah.
And the other thing on top of it is to have kids and her be sick.
It was,
I raised my daughter and it was a very hard thing to do while battling this disease.
Yeah.
And you said that you've had 10 surgeries.
Where are the surgeries at?
No, I'm going on my fourth surgery,
but I'm in endometriosis groups.
And there are girls in there who've had 10, 12-13 surgery.
Where are the surgeries at?
Is it in that area?
The only way for her to get well, the reason why most of us Indle girls stay sick is because
GYNs don't know how to treat it and they just keep ablating it.
So they just keep burning it off over, but it stays behind.
The only way for us to get well is to go to a top surgeon and there's only a few of them.
And they form what's called excision.
Any holistic?
Have you tried any holistic, like herbal remedies or?
Oh, my God.
That's Indog girls.
We've tried it all.
I've spent thousands.
I like that you guys on endos.
Yeah, the only way for us to get rid of it is to go to one of the top with what's called in the community of Indogro's.
They're called the gold standard doctors, but they're of cash only.
They don't accept any insurance.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, they want top billing.
So no payment, like no payment plans or?
Nothing.
You have to have, the cheapest one is about 15 grand.
I think the most expensive I heard is like 30 grand.
And that's why you said a lot of you guys end up homeless because of the bills.
Yeah, because we stay sick.
We stay sick until if I would have found out about these gold standard doctors because I'm older, I'm 46.
What good is the younger generation, Gen Z and the younger millennial girls, they found these doctors early before they went broke.
Those of us that are older, Gen X and older.
By the time we found out about these like gold standard doctors, we have gone, I've gone through probably since 20 years.
I've been dealing with it, probably over 200 grand.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, I love to you, Danielle.
I know that's a tough situation.
when you hear this, I guess what is your advice for Joe who has a girlfriend,
they're five years in, he loves her.
Well, I would say, because listen, men can't go without sex.
If you're a woman that gets that, you know that.
That's why she's telling him to go do what he has to do.
And she just want to find out.
But I think she more would prefer to go with a professional.
That's why she's like, oh, yeah, that's your advice.
Go go seek a professional.
Where does one find these professionals?
He doesn't want that.
I can guarantee you she doesn't.
not want him to be with somebody else.
Right, that he falls in love with.
He just wants, she just wants
to him to get that urge out.
Wham, bam.
But where would he find
these professionals?
I don't know.
Whoever guy, believe me, guys find them.
You go online.
Yeah, I'm asking for a friend.
Yeah, okay.
You know what, you're right.
You're right.
I'm asking the wrong person.
Yeah.
Where are you guys find these professionals?
Maybe.
I'm mad.
But I can guarantee you, though,
she's out of point if she's already said that.
that her endo has progressed to a point where she does not, she's in so much pain,
she doesn't care if he's there or gone.
Right now, she's focused on her health.
She's not focused on him.
So if he leaves, she doesn't even care.
I didn't care if he left.
And he wouldn't leave.
He kept saying, no, no, no, we can get through this, we could this, we get out.
But he wasn't a good guy to begin with.
Yeah.
So that's why I wasn't willing to give him, I wasn't willing to work it out,
where it's like, okay, let me go get well and come back in and then we could do this.
but if they're good,
all they have to do is get her to a gold standard doctor
and they can have sex again.
Okay.
All right.
Thank you so much, Danielle.
I appreciate you.
I would assume this is like the equivalent of like a man having ED, right?
Yeah.
No, because we're like,
because ED is not painful.
It's just like it's not that it's painful,
but ego wise, man,
the egos, that's where the pain would be at.
Yeah, I don't know that there's an exact equivalent.
It's like if it's painful when you do it.
It's literally like when you do it, there's pain that you feel.
I understand that.
But I'm just saying like the equivalent of like not being able to do it.
Yeah.
It's an issue.
There's other issues, but definitely not like Aki.
So she's saying take it.
Does it feel like someone's stabbing your inside when you're doing it?
No.
It's whatever that.
Whatever.
If a guy has that one, that's the same way.
It would feel the same way.
Just walking on with a gummy worm, you know what I'm saying?
Like nobody wants that.
That's more mental, like you said.
Yeah.
That hurts too.
I know.
I think what her is physical.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
And mental.
Yeah.
Both.
So she's saying take a trip to TJ.
Wherever the gold standard.
Where you guys find them?
Oh, no.
Yeah, find a gold standard escort.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Omar.
Omar and Fullerton.
Omar.
Juanos Diaz, Omar.
We are talking to our homie, Joe.
Joe hit us up because his girl, about two years ago, has been going through a lot.
And it's affected them in the bedroom.
She's had a bunch of medical issues.
Ovarian cysts, needed surgery to remove some.
and diagnosed with endometriosis.
So it's been tough on her.
He's been there for her, loves her, wants to marry her,
but also sees that it's painful for them when they do the bedroom stuff.
So much so that she's even suggested, hey, go outside.
Like, go to you.
Here's a hall pass.
And he's wondering, should I take it or should I not?
Omar and Fullerton.
Your wife has gone through this, or you and your wife have gone through this.
Joe, can you talk to us a little bit more about that?
Not Joe.
Omar?
Omar.
Omar?
First of all, yeah, my wife.
had it for a couple of years and it was tough for us too but you know i looked up and different research
and i was able to find the specialist to kind of remove that endometriosis but like the previous
caller said it comes back and it it is worse but i think you should stay faithful and just be
supportive of her you know yeah i mean it he had her for a couple of years maybe after she had
her son and you know it was tough for us too on the bedroom but you know like we got to get it
out but i wouldn't take that off at all yeah you know if we want to marry here be with her be
with her for you know physically emotionally be there for her you know it was tough for you
did you guys stick it out though like or what did you guys end up doing yeah i mean we're still
together we're so married but in that department in that department you guys just didn't do it
Oh, yeah, we'll do it sometimes.
It would be painful for her, and I'll feel terrible after like, I shouldn't have done it, you know, but.
Yeah.
Like, found other solutions to do it, like other ways?
No, I mean, we just didn't do it at all.
I mean, I was okay with it because it hurt her, you know, but I also didn't want to go outside of my marriage and my vow that I did for her.
Not even with the professional?
No, no gold standard, no.
He had Manuela and Leftona.
Yeah, Jill.
Jay, I, I, oh, gosh.
All right, all right, yeah.
It seems don't take the hall pass.
Yeah, everybody's saying not to take it.
Although the one woman that does have endometrius
that says, look, at that point,
she don't care if you're staying here.
Yeah, get a national.
Go get a gold standard lady of the night.
Go find a madam and do it to it.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Um, mm, mm, mm, mm.
I love this one.
It's five one of six.
Buenos Diaz. Good morning to you.
Jesus.
It's aversara!
Hey!
All right.
We are accepting nominations for the naughty list.
Nominations for the naughty list.
Okay, up for grabs, we have Magic Mountain's Holiday in the Park.
Tickets of family four pack of tickets to Magic Mountain's Holiday in the Park.
We got them for you.
But we are seeking nominations for the Nottie List, kids, it's your time because I know these whole...
Believe me, I'm a parent.
Since what?
since September.
It's been like, hey, hey.
You are pretty impressed, don't you?
Oh, yeah.
You know, Santa's watching.
Delilah, you're on your way to school?
Yeah.
And who are you nominating for the Nottie?
My dad.
What?
Why?
Why pops?
Because he's been saying if I don't get his foot and back massages that he's going to tell
7 o'clock not to give me a phone.
Oh, my God.
Dang.
Blackmail.
I know my feet stink, but if you do not give me a foot massage,
Santa's not going to give you any presents.
Wow.
Delilah, who's there laughing with you, Delilah?
My mom and my dad.
Hey, Paton.
Why you make her phone massage you, bro?
Get me the boots, me, ha.
I met you guys before in person.
Oh, really?
All right, Delilah.
Hold on the line.
Hold on.
That's a good one.
He's nominating her dad?
That's pretty funny.
All right.
Not even if you don't do your homework, if you don't do your chores,
brush your teeth, take your shard.
No, Mika.
You don't, for massage.
He watches these two.
My kids don't do it.
They don't give you foot massages?
Nah, they say my feet are radioactive.
Oh, they sleep.
No.
What do you want to?
No.
Lily.
Lily and Inglewood.
Lily, good morning, Lily.
Good morning.
Lily.
Lily.
Who are you nominating Lily?
I'm nominating my mom.
Why?
Why your mom?
What's she do?
My mom be going outside too much.
Oh!
She's pretty sweet.
She's partying a little too hard.
She comes back.
The night's not even over.
She's stumbling.
I woke up in the middle of the night.
She's over there already on the toilet seat, knocked out.
Ah, no way.
Do you feel like you're another parent?
You have to be taking care of your mom?
Yes, yes.
Wow.
Wow.
How old is your mom?
My mom is 30.
One, three, two.
Oh, yeah, let her live her life.
She's so young.
Better cook.
Got an early start.
Lily, you're saying she has, she needs to take you guys out.
Yes, this is why we need things.
Oh.
We really are going to be outside altogether.
Yeah.
You all are the same age or what?
Lily, how old are you?
How old are you, Lily?
I'm 14.
Yeah, you're going through a learning experience right now.
You're fine.
It's called life.
It is, but Lily just wants her mom or,
Brown.
Mom's outside.
Bro, her mom is younger than me.
That's true.
Julian.
Julian, King Julian.
Julian.
Julian in Miraloma.
What's up, Julian?
Hey.
Julian, talk to us.
Who are you nominating?
Which parent are you nominating?
I'm nominating my dad.
You're nominating your dad.
Tell us why.
Because every time it's on the weekend.
He needs to a party and tries to come back at 7 in the morning.
drunk.
It sounds fun.
What's wrong with that?
That's his dad, bro.
That's his right.
He should be asleep at 7 in the morning.
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
Like, when he gets back,
he tries to make me carry him like a little baby.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Okay, so your dad goes out,
comes back next day, drunk 7 in the morning.
And your mom's at home?
Yeah.
Is your mom upset?
No, my mom's like on the couch,
Wait for him to come back.
Oh, my God.
It's drama at Julian.
I love this.
Julia.
She's a good woman.
Which parents in the car would you right now, Julian?
My mom.
Of course.
Yeah, because your dad's drunk right now.
I'm kidding.
No, no, no, no.
That's on the weekends.
All right.
We got it.
We got three nominees.
Delilah, who says her pops makes her give him foot massage and said,
hey, if you don't give him a foot massage,
you're going to be on the night of this.
That's the worst.
That's the worst.
Compared to the rest of him, he seems all right.
True.
Lily, whose mom does not stop going out.
Oh, yeah.
And it's like, dude, I look in the bathroom.
My mom's asleep by the toilet.
Enjoy life.
That's what she's doing.
She's young.
King Gillian, whose dad comes home 7 a.m. drunk the next day after going out.
No problem with that, too.
It's the holidays.
It's partying it out.
It wasn't the holidays.
The foot rub.
I think the foot rub is crazy.
What?
Really.
No, the football is crazy
I'm going with Julian
What?
That's worse
Like in there he still has to try to carry his dad
On top of all that
Julian how old are you bro?
How old are you?
I'm 12 years old
See?
Yeah, you're just going through life too
I'm a little bit now
I feel worse for the girl
Because I know she's single mom
Her mom's single mom's
Yeah, Lily yeah I feel worse for her
No I think that's bad for Lily
Yeah, because I know dad's not around.
Oh, we don't know that?
You don't know that.
Hey, Lily, is your dad around, Lily?
Oh, he's not.
How much you want to bet?
Come on.
Oh, no, I feel like that.
Delilah.
Delilah.
Yes.
Tell us how bad your dad's feet are.
Because your dad makes you do full massage.
They like really bad.
They think.
They like 12 hours.
And they stink.
And he makes it.
He makes me resourge him.
I almost every night.
Oh, that's terrible.
Almost every night.
That's terrible.
No.
She should be given like a Nobel Peace Prize for doing that.
He's working 12 hours a day.
That's the least she could do.
Where's the wife at?
The wife is right there laughing.
Hey, Delilah, why doesn't your mom do it?
My mom doesn't do it because she's pregnant and her body, like, shuts down sometimes.
What an excuse.
Oh, she's good.
The mom's good.
Delilah.
Delilah gets up.
No, it's true.
You've never been pregnant.
You've never been pregnant.
Your body shuts down.
Your body shuts down.
Because he's making a baby.
He's making a baby.
We just lay down.
Take a little nap.
Take a little nap.
You have your little girl massage your feet every single night then?
That's great.
Delilah is doing child labor or she's not on the naughty list.
Delilah, congratulations.
You are going to, you are going to Magic Mountain.
And, hey, stop doing the four-ups, okay?
Be on the Noglius.
We already got you your present, okay?
Oh, she's so happy.
She's like, yes, those patoly.
It paid off, huh?
Oh, my gosh, baby girl, baby girl.
Big up to everybody else, though.
Bigg up to Julian and his drunk dad and Lillian.
The turt mom.
The turt mom.
You want feet pictures?
You want feet pictures?
Yeah, we got to see what she's been going through.
Yes.
Wait, wait, wait, oh, no.
Do you pee pictures?
Her up Delilah's dad.
Yeah, not Lily's mom.
Delilah,
tab,
where your parents DM us feet pictures of your dad's feet.
Oh.
What?
We do.
You guys,
Rick Ross,
the biggest.
What?
Biggest pulse.
I know,
but I was trying to do that.
This fool's looking bad out here,
okay,
because there's multiple girls
showing that Rick Ross is in
their DM and he's saying the same thing to all of them.
No, what's wrong?
Wasn't he with that model girl?
Oh, no, girl.
That happened.
She left him because...
The one that wouldn't kiss him on the red carpet.
Apparently it was because that motive that she was just, that he was like, you know what?
I'm not dealing with that.
Oh.
Yeah, no, he did break up with her.
So he is single and he's been sliding in a lot of girls' DMs and he's been saying to
all of a, you are mine.
You what's wrong with this?
That's his.
makeup line.
What's wrong with that?
He's a single man.
So one girl came out and posted about, like, did like a whole post like, oh, these other
girls are always saying that so-and-so's in their DMs, like, okay, like, that's a
status symbol.
But she's also posting a DM from Rick Rossi in your mind.
And she's like, they follow me.
I don't even follow them.
Like, she's just trying to flex for the ground.
Yeah, she was.
And then he was like, nah, I didn't do all that.
But then other girls were like, no, you did it to me too?
Yeah.
And you'll be texting me.
You're mine.
Yeah.
All these girls are coming out and like, they're leaking text messages.
they're leaking like story mentions things like that.
I love him saying your mind.
And the whole time he's saying like, it's all kept.
He's a single man.
What's the problem with it?
There's no problem.
I have no issue, Greg.
I don't understand why you just want to fight everything.
But it's funny to see that that's his go-to.
Yeah, you are mine.
Yeah, Mr. Valentine's Day.
Mr. You're mine.
We belong together.
He should like an album promo off of this at this point.
Yes, bro.
Make something called you are mine.
For the ladies.
Something.
Yeah.
And dress like Cupid while you're at it.
It'll go great.
It'll go great.
Keep it with a beard.
I guess both you, Concrete and Vic, you're retired.
Retired.
But, well, you had some game on you.
Yeah.
What was the go-to line?
You know, something like, send them like, I'll be like B-5 or C-7.
What?
You know what I'm saying?
So then?
So it was like, oh, what is that?
And I'm like, oh, okay, well, whenever I see a snack, it's a vending machine.
You know what I'm saying?
That was terrible.
Jordan, you did a service to your community.
You did a service to your community.
Otherwise, he'd be playing bingo and everybody's DM.
So I just quit while I was ahead.
07, oh seven.
Who's neck?
Bingo!
B7 over there, yeah.
What are you talking about?
You're a vending machine.
I mean, you're a snack.
I mean, oh, damn it.
Yeah.
Because I'm the vending machine.
You're a Dorito.
There's like B7.
You get it, but.
You look like trail mixed to me.
way that worked.
No, it didn't work.
No, obviously.
But that was his line.
Yeah, that was his pickup line.
Yeah.
You're the honey bun inside that vending.
You know what's funny?
A girl did fall for it.
Yeah.
I actually just had to spend her the Spider-Man meme.
That worked.
The Spider-Man meme.
You sent Jordan the Spider-Man meme?
Just like the one pointing at each other.
Oh, not.
Because she was liking my photos and I was liking hers.
So you're saying that's all it took?
That's not.
That's okay.
That worked.
But when he used to holler?
Yeah.
Oh, he used to be like,
oh yeah, mommy.
Oh, because he was Puerto Rican.
Because he was Puerto Rican at the time.
Oh, my God.
That was a little big.
Because you be encapped on me, mommy.
Concrete.
You really played it off really well.
When you were, Daddy Janke Jal.
You take out of the mojito.
Okay.
A mojito?
Don't look at Vic when you're in your time.
Yeah, hold that.
Wait, why are you rubbing your hands?
Daddy Jankajel.
Wait, so did you meet your girl as a,
Like you were Puerto Rican?
Nah.
Oh, okay, okay.
Thank you so much, Nick.
No, no, no, no.
She came to, she came to, she came to, she came to, I was performing for her cousin Burst Rock for his birthday party.
I had my band and she pulled up and she took a picture.
Oh.
She met her as Barretta?
She met me as Barretta.
Wow.
Yeah, she was like, dang.
They won.
So she fell for.
Who?
Beretta's lyrics.
Oh, she fell for the, I love money so I can't live without it.
I love money.
Okay, that's what works.
All right.
I'm just finding that your go-to doesn't work,
but your other ones work.
So maybe don't go with your go-to, Ross.
No.
Because Rick Ross, his go-to is your mind.
You are mine.
According to girls that are leaking text messages and DMs.
Greg, what's your go-to, my friend?
If I see, like, a fine girl on Instagram,
I just instantly reply to her story,
and I say, you look like my future baby mama.
It works sometimes.
They just laugh.
Okay.
So it's like, yeah, it gets them laughing.
So I get a response.
That's something.
Do they ever respond again?
Probably not.
Okay.
Yeah, so that works a couple times.
You said you have another one in another situation.
Oh, yeah.
Like, say if I see a friend and her friend is like more bad than her.
Oh, gosh.
I'll tell her, be like, hey, tell your friend.
I said, hey, but with three whys.
I don't get it.
You're not supposed to.
Yeah, you're not supposed to.
It's an attention grabber.
Like, why three Y is because you're special.
Wow.
I thought mine was bad.
Oh, my gosh.
You try the learning machine one.
No, that sounds terrible.
B five.
You're a snack.
Yeah.
I choose you.
Yeah, and I got $5, girls, so.
Where do I put it?
Hey, hey, I thought you could just do.
If you're wrong?
Just like, ask you why I'm using?
Yeah, why wouldn't he say in my two-seater,
are you the one that I would take?
Or, like, put Molly in there champagne.
Oh.
She didn't know it?
No.
No.
No.
She didn't even know it.
No.
No.
There's so much to talk about.
First off, if you haven't seen the docuseries on Netflix already,
the reckoning Diddy, man, is wild.
I just thought it was one documentary.
No, it's a docuseries.
Yeah, it's a docus series.
And actually, there are bits and pieces going out around the Internet's right now.
People have a lot to say, including Capricorn Clark,
who was a very close aide, like, what I'm saying, like personal assistant to Diddy,
also testified in the trial with Cassie.
And she mentioned, like, if you want to gain Diddy's trust, it has to come in in very,
very extreme ways.
For her, it was that he threatened her life and she didn't tell the cops.
Check this out.
He says, hey, I didn't know you had anything to do with Shug.
Like, if something happens, I'm going to have to kill you.
He wanted to let me know how it would happen.
You will be in a dark park and there will be no one around.
around if this goes left.
So the fact that she didn't tell the cops.
Yeah.
The fact that she didn't go out to the cops and mention what had happened to her
gained her trust with Pete Diddy.
Wow.
And that's how she became a close personal a team.
That's crazy.
Not like, hey.
It's like if you're doing Roundback and A, just so you know, if this goes left,
Concrete, San Fernando Road, train tracks.
It's going to be a dark night.
You're out of here.
And because you didn't report it, okay, now we're homies, BFFs.
Hey, hey.
You pass a text.
And you see him the next day, hey, hey, I'm not in jail.
Let's go.
You pass a test.
You woke up alive.
Yes.
Oh, man.
You could think later.
And while people are watching the documentary to see what's going on with Diddy and the reckoning and kind of the trial that we were all paying attention to this year, there's also other videos circulating online that are not real.
There was like these stills.
And it apparently said that TMZ had released them.
Because it has a TMZ watermark on it.
Yeah.
Of Did he in jail with an arms, his arms around another inmate.
Yeah.
Man inmate, but looks like a female.
Yeah, like pig tails.
Pig tails, all of that.
I guess someone soared it or something.
It is.
It is like, hey, this is not real.
Because if you look in the background, you can see somebody playing basketball.
Yeah.
The basketball just flies out of nowhere.
Oh, really?
That's how you could tell?
I was like, why is that basketball going?
The video.
Yeah.
So now just be careful, anything that you see that's der related.
Yeah, yeah.
And there's one where he's sitting, like, he's sitting next to the dude,
and then there's, like, a bottle of baby hole in the background.
Head up.
There's a couple.
Really?
Oh, my God.
That's what I knew.
I was like this in real.
Thanksgiving.
That it's like, he really helped out with Thanksgiving.
And there's a picture of him smiling.
I'm like, I don't know what's real.
Yeah.
Yeah.
At this point, anything could be AI.
Yeah.
And AI is getting too good.
It is.
It is.
It's getting really, really scary.
All right.
Let's move on to someone that is saying they are out of rap for good because we made them.
hate it, all right. Despite
all of her contributions to the art
form, Iggy Azelia
is saying, do not expect
her to come back to
rap anytime. No!
No, what are we going to...
What are we going to do?
I'm the real-
real-s. Drop this and let that whole world
Phyllis? I think we did this.
We?
We did this to her. We made her the realist?
No.
Because she's constantly, yeah,
she's getting bullied. She's constantly
getting clown for having freestyles
that sound like this.
I'm playing my joke.
Trick crack rap.
I don't know what you said.
Freak rag.
I don't know what she said.
No one did.
No one does.
She didn't know.
She was speaking like didgeridoo or something.
Was that not a banger though?
Which one?
Wait a not.
Or what about this one?
Because the whole world is watching
and the paparazzi is flocking and we
fly shit when we drop in
and we shut down your part to him
and his end
John and Tennessee go ahead
what you want to say
that shit is fucking trash
dog get to fuck off the airway
That sucks
I feel bad for her
As a former artist
Get it's all your trash
Really affects you
Yeah what
As a former artist
That's not cool yo
You know she had songs like fancy
She was on that record
Ariana Grande
mediocre with TI
Mediocre
that was
Black Widow with Rita Orra
she did have her contributions
but I guess you just can't win for nothing
and if you can't handle the career
it's gonna get you out of here
and that's what ended up happening to
and people were like
since the beginning of a career
quit rapping
do all not only fans back then
but whatever the equivalent of that would be back then
and it's like
do Playboy magazine
yeah yeah like people were like begging
for that forever like stop rapping
Yeah.
And she's doing big things now.
She's on stream with neon.
I mean, I think it all fell apart when people found out that she was what,
Australian or Australian?
She came in?
No, Australia.
That was part of her schick.
Yeah.
She's an Aussie that loves Tupac.
And then I was like, oh, yeah.
She was part of the Wild Thornberries, right?
Stop.
What is that?
It's in Australian.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah.
I was late to the pier.
Yeah.
No, you know, she's had a few things.
And then she dated Nick Young,
Kendrick Kumar's cousin on the Lakers
Flaggy P, A-Sap Rocky.
A-Sap Rocky.
Playboy Cardi.
Yeah.
She had like a little stint with ASAP, all of that.
I did not know that.
And then she's Playboy Cardi's the mother of his child right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So she says she's out.
Someone had commented on her Instagram post like, hey, like you start up and she's like,
no, I've actually had a deal in front of me and I was thinking about it.
But I'm not trying to go into the industry again.
our videographer Jose,
we were talking about that one freestyle I play
where she was just kind of going off the cuff, baby girl.
Okay, all right.
Yeah, Walt Thumburg.
Apparently, it's a Kendrick Lamar reference.
There's a Kendrick Lamar song, Dik Togs,
and she sampled it, and that's what she's rapping.
Listen to this.
Tiremarks, Tiremarks, finish line with fire marks.
Tire marks, finish line with a fire marks.
tire marks when the relay starts i'm a runaway slave when the relay starts i'm a runaway train
damage and that's my proto-court his million a trillion's on source and no camera i don't care
i let protocol you're an amateur they want a protocol i damage you on camera and compton and calendar i don't
care what's that same energy you know what in the pot flow crack like bab bam they have two grams
to pay you up blah blah blah all right when he says it oh no no keep that same energy
No.
No.
No.
It's because he says tire marks.
She says,
Taya Monks.
She says it the same way.
No.
He said run away.
Slate.
It's the same thing.
Why did she say slossing?
He said Compton.
Yeah.
Those aren't interchangeable.
Taya monks.
Tia monks.
Keep that same energy.
It's the same flow.
No.
And he did it.
It was his original thing.
So she tried to copy it.
Yeah.
It's like when you do karaoke.
He sounds like Macklemore right there, first of all.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, started.
What?
I started the baby.
I'm going to break.
I have two grams to pay you up.
I like it.
Oh, all of a sudden.
She's doing the whole freak, quag,
right.
Yeah, but she was doing her style.
Yeah.
Little thing, little thing over there.
Now she's gone, okay.
No, she's not.
She's going back.
How will we carry on?
Featry.
Featred God.
Featuring Cockby?
Please don't do that.
No, gone.
Tia moks.
Tanya Moks.
Maybe girl.
She did give us some good ones
because I like this one.
That was cool.
Yeah.
I mean,
Nomi Yoker was the best one.
That's a good one.
That's a yeah.
It's a bangers.
This was a banger.
I actually bought that on Apple.
I bought two versions.
I bought two versions.
Explisitiniscite.
Wow.
Look, we're going to run it.
Let's run.
Run it.
Let's go.
She's back.
No.
We appreciate what you.
contributed to the culture whether you liked your it or not you contributed yeah you were
reciting ike's i know that verse i'm telling you yeah i bought this record go on what did she
said give me two inches of spice yeah spice you know i always thought she sounded like uh the brat
yes a little bit has the inflections that i think iggy had try to like try to emulate right but
Biggie.
Whether you come back or not, you stay neon.
She never left.
Streamer.
She's still fine, though.
Homegirl.
Of course, she's gorgeous.
She's gorgeous, right.
Give it here.
Iggy Zalia is not.
She's no longer part of...
No, she'd be tired.
She did give us some great contributions.
She did.
