Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 613 The 20-Minute Beer 🍺 | Brown Bag Mornings (12/04/25)

Episode Date: December 4, 2025

Felix calls the Homie Helpline seeking advice about leaving his wife after a big fight, but the Mandita Machine quickly questions the credibility of his story—specifically, the suspiciously brief, two-hour round trip drive for "one beer" with his friend to "decompress" at 3 A.M.. Meanwhile, the crew gives a dire warning: shredded cheese bought at major retailers like Target and Walmart is currently being recalled because it contains potential pieces of metal, meaning listeners should "toss it" if they still have a bag. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍻]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown back, the better. Come on. Buenos Aires. Good morning to you. Good morning. 633 a.m. this December 4th.

Wow. Oh, Jay Zsys birthday. I don't know why I have Jay Zsie's birthday. Because it's a song. Oh, boom. December 4th. Wow. Well, famous person's birthday, besides the one that's your birthday twin, do you remember?

Oh, Nelly. Who's that? Nellie. What's the birthday? November 4th. Oh, yeah. What? Like a celebrity birthday, you remember, but not your birthday to him, because that's easy because it's your birthday.

Oh, another one. Jay Cole. January 28th. Oh, wait. No, you might be right. You might be right. Did I remember? Jesus, December 25th.

Yeah, I was about to say Thanksgiving, Letty. I'm not. Thanksgiving move, boom. I like that. Yeah, so you. We caught a song to you, Greg. Can't even think of anybody else. December 25th, Jesus Christo, or so they say.

What? What? Yeah, there's like some Bible historians that say he was actually born in September. What? They moved it. Oh, the Virgin Mary. I wish they would move it. Because my birthday is December 22nd and I only get one gift because of Jesus.

Oh, poor concrete. Because of the holiday, bro. Because of Jeshua. The Jeshua. All right. Yesterday, Lucy's his birthday. Yesterday, Luisito asked me what crucified means and does Jesus get crucified every year? And I was like, wow.

Wow. I'm like, it's Easter. No, that's the Easter bunny's birthday. And I was like, all right. We're going to have that combo. We're going to watch Passion of the Christ. There's bunnies in this film. None of the bunnies.

I know how that bunny can be. We're going to watch Passion of the Christ. That's funny. Hey, but Greg, you mentioned Thanksgiving. Yesterday was the final day to be eating your. For leftovers, FY. Oh, yeah. A lot of food poisoning happens in November and December.

I wonder why. And it's because people stay reheating the leftovers. Apparently, ham and turkey, yeah. If it's been in your fridge, don't read it. Let it go. Let it go. You still have, like, a whole ham. I know, but you should have ate it within these other days.

Yeah, since yesterday, it is more likely to now give food poisoning. It's expired. It makes sense. It's been a week, fool. Get over it. Or you can gamble. Oh, speaking of gambling on our lives, you know we did that? What?

If you use shredded cheese this Thanksgiving, which basically all of us did the green bean casserole, mac and cheese, shredded cheese on everything, they're getting recalled because they've had potential pieces of metal in it. How metal. And it's the ones that we buy at all the major groceries that we go to. Is it Tillamook? Oh, I know the, no, no. No, it's actually a lot. I don't want to say that it's not. What's funny is that my friend makes a good mac and cheese

and I had like big plates of it. Yes. It had metal in it? It might have metal in it. Metal and cheese. It's like, yeah. Just a bit. Just a little bit.

That was funny. Shredded cheese. So that major retailers, including Target, Walmart, and Aldi have been recalled. That's essentially where all of us have gotten. If it says Good and Gather, that's the one at Target. Okay. Great value, the one at Walmart and Happy Farms at Aldi. Plus Lucerne Daily Farms, Daily Farms, Markets,

Sunnyside, Sprouts, Farmers Markets, too. Essentially, if you ate anything with cheese and you still have, like, that bag, probably toss it. Toss it. Wow. Because it might have... That's where you get the Keseo Kotiha from Bayarta. But I don't can't do... Mackey cheese with this.

Make a cheese with Kesea. Try it. Yeah. It's healthy. That's Mac and Castle right there. No metal involved, though. No, it's a cumbion, man. Cheese.

Just giving you the warning. If you got shredded cheese at any, just basically this month or last month. If you got shredded cheese, you got to shred a stomach on the inside. That part. Because there might be fragments of. Metal.

That is. Yeah, we're already getting ready to spend this holiday season if we haven't already because of the Cyber Mondays, the Black Fridays, the Small Business Saturdays, all of that, right? Roughly how many people are on your Christmas like to buy list? Give me the number. Don't tell me who? I know I'm on there, but how many people? I'm going to say about six, seven. Oh, gosh, Greg!

No, I'm serious. actually like six, seven. Okay, all right. Victor? I'm probably at like 15. Eich. Oh. At least, at least, at minimum.

15 is crazy. That's a lot. I know. Nine. Okay. Seems about right. Yeah. Yeah, I want to say about 15, 16.

15? Probably 20. Yeah. What? Well, just in my house, it's six of us. So five. But you don't count yourself. That's what I'm like, wait.

Yeah, it's me. What the hell? Dude, you know, I hate when I'm going crazy. Shopping. And I'm like, I like this. I like this. Oh, yeah. Same.

Of course. Okay. Yeah. I think I'm about, honestly, the kids in my family, that's who I'm for sure getting. Yeah. And that's like a good 10-15. What? I just added Sarah, too.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. 8.30 a. Hey, kids, if your dad didn't wish you a happy birthday, you too can get a happy birthday from concrete, okay? You too. Next year.

I too can be your papa. Oh, yeah, yeah. Popa. Papa. Papa. Papa. Papa. Papa.

Papa. Yeah, he's going to be sending out birthday grams next year. Oh, that's so sweet. As long as we remind him as a whole. Yes. All right. Well, you should be adding a couple more people to your Christmas list. And I'm going to tell you who and how much, okay?

According to Ms. Dow Jones on Instagram, I like following her. She's like a New York lady vibes. But clearly we don't have supers over here, so your super would have been one of them. They have those in New York. It's basically the person that takes care of. The maintenance man. Oh, okay. Oh, okay.

And thank goodness because she's saying that you should give them $150 to $300. I know. I know. But we do have delivery drivers out here, okay? The delivery drivers deserve a give. You see what they go through to drop off your gift and they've done it all year. She suggests $25 to $50 as a gift to your delivery drivers. That's pretty nice.

That is nice. That's nice for delivery drivers. Not all of them may be. Maybe is there one you've gotten to know? We've gotten to know our FedEx, dude. I'm like, okay. A little present for our FedEx guy. That's cool.

I mean, yeah, it's like just a gift card, something like that. Just hand it to them, like Target. Thanks, man. I've done that from my trash guy. Yeah. That's cool. Because I forgot to take out my trash cans, so he's pulled them out and make sure that. That's cool.

How many times? Quite a few. Okay. Oh, yeah. It's just his job. Yeah. At this point. Mail carriers, shout out to all the male carriers that listen to us on their commute and their rounds around town.

Up to 20. $20 gift. Maybe a gift card. That's actually the legal limit. I was going to say, can they, they're federal employees. Can they be bribed? It's a $20 gift. What do you don't bribe a mail carrier to do?

You could bring your mail faster. Come to my house first. Come on my crib first, bro. I mean to that package. As far as teachers and tutors go, Mrs. Dow Jones suggests no cash. Just a small gift. Okay.

Pencil pouch. That might feel like a bribe. Yeah. Pencil pouch. Coffee. Coffee. Trapper keeper. I would say don't give your teacher a teacher-s gift. That's what they're used to.

Okay, but also don't get them something nice. Like an elf, which is like a lingerie or anything. That's what I was thinking. You want me to get them like edible arrangement? Like a sexy one? Or just edibles? That's what they need. Just chill out, man.

There's some gummies. Does anyone in here have a trainer? No. But if you have a trainer. Clearly not. I used to, barely. But if you listen to you have a trainer,

if you're on your way to the gym to your trainer, a good gift would be the cost of one session that you don't go to, but like, hey, here you go. That's like $100. It depends, yeah. For one session, that's how much they are?

She also suggests doing that for your hair girl. And that's like, no, that's a lot. That might be a... That might be a thousand. That's crazy. That's a lot. It can get big.

But yeah, it's just people. people to think about the ones that you possibly see every day that are out here providing a service. Think of your gardeners. Think of the people that you see every day that come help. Think of the people you listen to every day. Yeah. Think about us. Yeah. What about? We do services. Community members? Let's have that conversation. Not we have the payola conversation, okay?

Because I don't think we're like the federal workers. We're like, oh, come on. No, we don't because we deliver every day. That's a mail carrier. They deliver every day. Not on holidays. Okay. All right.

I think Diddy kill Pock. What? I think we all think that. I've been watching that did you document. Yeah, same. Same. It's been wild. There's so many allegations.

Diddy was like just a domino effect. Bro. Really? And I know everybody, well, I know the game is like free Diddy, but if that full comes out or one that full comes out, because he has like months to go. right? Yeah, sadly. I don't know.

I'm just like, well, now we know. And for the people that aren't as, like, affected by the, oh, he's just a freaky guy. Like, yeah, let him be a freak. It's the other stuff. Yeah. It's the other stuff. It's the Pock stuff that I already had people like,

yeah, I don't know. Yeah. We probably have Biggie pay for his own funeral. Oh, I did see. Yeah. Coupable, like, you put it on his budget. Yeah, he put on Biggie's budget. No.

Yes. I swear. I haven't seen it. And he won't want to see it because I'm, my way enohad. Well, enogate. It's good to get married. Don't be like my ignorance is bliss. There hasn't even been, like I've watched up to episode three.

I haven't even seen that much freaky stuff. Like it's been more like criminal activity. You were waiting for it? No. Where is it at? He's ready with this baby oil? I'm sporting. Yeah, the killing pot thing I heard, I mean, I've been heard it.

I've seen documentaries. Yes, exactly. Exactly, dog. Exactly. I remember I was in high school and there was an LA Times article kind of linking him. And then I was like, what? That's so weird. But like, because he's a fad.

Yeah. Because he's a fad. Because he's rich. And when he talks. He's a slippery guy. Oh, gosh. All right. Well, yeah, yeah.

If you're having those combos, I'm saying, watch that. Netflix talk before the season, this hits because they're coming after Netflix. Netflix is saying, no, we got this legally. Mm-hmm. Y'all didn't pay your photographer, videographer, fool, and he sold it to us. So, eh. All right. It's been the whole thing.

It's pretty wild. Watch it, bro. Watch it. Yeah, it's good to watch it. I will. It's good. This weekend. Bro, it's okay.

You don't have to cling to Diddy that badly. Do you learn that much of a fan like that? What? This is. He got bangers. He does. He does. And you go part one, two, what?

Bro, they were saying how, if he showed up in your video, he charged the artist for that. What? Camio. Yeah. And that's why he was in all the videos. All in the videos. And that's why I should said that.

It makes sense. Oh my gosh. And then Loki, if you're a Puck fan, like I'm a Puck fan, it kind of has like a redeeming quality of Puck. Because often when you go back in history and you talk about like the East Coast, West Coast Pock, Biggie, Pock looks like the agitator. And Biggie's like, I don't know why he thought I sent people after him. Like, but then you see that. supposedly, reportedly, allegedly, all of this, by the way, is reportedly allegedly. He, Diddy was jealous of how close Pock and Biggie were because Puck was, it was like a natural, authentic one.

It wasn't a work relationship like he had with Biggie. They were boys. They were boys. So he kind of built a wedge there. So it's just, it's a whole thing. Crazy. And then come to find out, it doesn't even seem like Diddy and Biggie were that close. Yeah.

What? It was work related. That he was like, and after his passing is when he was like, my best friend, man. Damn, what a fake. And it was like not, it wasn't like that. Yeah. Crazy. Go watch it, go watch it, watch it, watch it.

I know you're saying like, oh, the freaky stuff is not, it's not there. Yeah. Yeah, it's more like the. That's what I don't want to see. I don't want to see the whole Pock thing because I'm a huge Pock fan. Well, you should. You know. What are you going to do?

Do you act like it's going to send me on a crash course? No, it does make you feel sad that they're both gone again. So really good documentary. Slops. Go peep that. But good morning. Good morning. Sorry, I just had to come out of that.

I know that. DMX's party up just got me. Yeah, I know. It's those bombs at the end. I want to say big up to all of the kids that signed yesterday. A lot of high school kids were signing on to the colleges that they're going to. I was able to be a part of a USC signing day event where all the players that signed from all around Los Angeles kind of went here and was really met up at, Will I.M's FYI campus.

Oh, that's tight. Oh, so cool. Cool panel. Talk to so many, like, of the kids about, loki, they're from Los Angeles and they're staying in L.A. Okay. To, like, rep USC and just what that's like, like, Reggie Bush being there and all of, like, I guess,

the history being there. Didn't tell anyone that I'm a UCLA mom because, look, he was a lot of red and golden there. Ooh. But I was appreciative of, like, the moment, you know? Big up all the kids, man. No, I mean, it's L.A. history. Like, even me, I'm also, like, a UCLA fan,

but you got to respect USC football so much. Yeah. For sure. Mm-hmm. Thanks for that, Conkney. Okay. Hey, but I did want to... I'm a continuation, dad.

I'm a continuation school. Options for youth, dad. Hey, did you go to options for youth? Yep. So you're an alumni. You're not a dad. Your kids are good. I'm still there, dog.

This was one of the options. You're dumb. I went to options for you. I did too. Yeah, because I got team pregnant. Oh, yeah, I got team pregnant. And then I had a, I don't know, they kick you out once you're pregnant. I'm like, wait, I'm not the gang member, bro.

He just knocked me up. Also, it's like, I need the most help. I need the most options right now. What are it doing? What are he doing for me? Because I didn't take that other option. Hey, but while we're here. Great.

Yes, yes. I want to shout out a UCF. USC family that listens. Mimi Weaver, she came up to me after and was like, I saw that you heard your voice. Me and my boys listened to you as they go to Notre Dame, one of the Sainees, Luke and Micah, and then their dad, Lloyd, they came and said, what's up.

And it's really cool. I was asking, kind of was like, do you know where Notre Dame's at? And he's like, I wanted to go there. I wanted to go there or Crespy. For football or what? For basketball. For basketball.

But I have no money. Oh. It's expensive. Yeah, it is. That life of an athlete. It's a Catholic school. Yeah. Makes sense.

The Lord didn't want me to go there, I guess. It was in God's plan. It was in God's plan. Con, you might still have some eligibility left. What? How? You never know. How?

If you didn't, you know, if you didn't finish. No, I didn't finish. You still have some eligibility left. No, don't do that. You're going to be a super duper senior and it would be weird. I know. This is my homies right here. See, Concrete with a bowl.

Guys, no cap, huh guys? No cap, uh, 6-7, am I right? Six-seven, all right, guys. What's the Riz? What's the Riz? But big up to Mimi and shout out to Luke. Big up to Micah and Lord, thank you guys so much for listening. We appreciate you.

And what do they say at USC? I can't do it because I'm... Fight on? They say fight on. You're a USC fan. Yeah, they're for the vibes. Yeah, he sends me photos of the USC UCLA tailgate, and it's always a bear, something bad happening to a bear.

Yeah. It's our yearly tradition we have. No, it's not. You didn't even go to USC, did you? I went to community college. And now, the weather. With concrete storm. Peritos de'ez is going down for the weather, Wednesday, Thursday, December 4th.

It's getting a little bit warmer, guys. No? Is it? What? Just a pinch. No? Yeah, yesterday was 66 today. It's going to be 70 degrees in LA, guys.

It's a little warm. Warm or what? What's wrong with that? Just a little bit. I said a little bit. I didn't say a whole lot of, a whole lot of going to get hotter. All right. Keep going.

All right. Here we go. Guys, first off, we're in the city of El Sereno. This holiday season, fight the family for all the terrainos. Your high will be 68 degrees, peritos. Now we roll the dice to the city of Bell Gardens. Don't be all ashy food. Throw on some jargons.

Lather it. Oh, oh, Jurgins. Jurgens. I know, but switch it up to make it rhyme. I like it. Your high will be 70 degrees. Next, we put one in the air for the city of Cyprus, where they make sure to keep a trucha and righteous.

That's right, my name. Your high will be 71 degrees. And lastly, we dance our way to the city of El Cerrito. So go ahead and bang that. El Baide de Perrito. El Baile de Perrito. Because your ha is going to be 57 degrees over their peritos. El Cerrito or Cerritos?

No, El Cerrito. Where's that? Not to be confused with Cerrito. No, not, no. No, Cerritos, and then El Cerrito is the little mountain. And that's over there by Hemeth. So, all right. Speaking of Bell Gardens, Bell Gardens is home of the bicycle casino, if you guys didn't know,

haven't gone there. One of the largest casinos in the world. In the world? What? In the world, Craig. Known simply as the bike, it's famous for hosting major poker tournaments and has been a landmark for the city's economy culture since the 1980s. If you guys didn't know that, if you guys have never seen it.

You play Porker? You know kind of tournaments? Porker. Well, you can do that in the hotel room. There's a tournament. Guess what? You always win. Got to know when to hold them and win a folder.

Oh, hey, folder all the time. You feel me? That's right. And Senator, you're going to be 68 degrees, Bail Giardians. You're going to be 70. Cyprus, you're going to be 71. and El Cerrito,

you're going to be 57 degrees, Perrito. So, yeah, stay cool, put on a sweater, take it off, do whatever you want, the point is that the sun's going to be out. It's California. We paid for this weather. But also, be careful driving in at your crib

because then I don't have no wind they're hands strong. Oh, true. They have those howling winds over in the valley. I can barely walk right now when I was outside. Yeah. No, those howling winds get scary. Nothing. I got howling winds right now.

You don't? No, no, no. He was the box apart. I have a shed in my backyard, and, like, the door opens by itself, and the wind kept knocking it open. Boom, boom. I was like, it's either somebody's there or it's to the winds, and if somebody's there, I live. I live my life.

It's been a great life. I accepted it. I accepted it. I was like, good. You boy, concrete. I'm back morning. It's just the weather. But it'll be back tomorrow.

Great job. Yeah. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for.

The home. me help life. Felix needs our help. Felix hit us up and said, Hey, Brown bag, I want to call it quits with my wife of one year

after we had our biggest fight last week. Oh God. He said, I have three jobs, money through Friday, 10 to 12 hours shifts, and on the weekends, I'm a security and bartender. Wow.

My wife gave birth to our beautiful baby girl late June, in late June, so I understand that she has postpartum. Before the baby, we'd argue a lot. I'd get over it and say, sorry for the sake of peace, and this was after I'd get home tired from work.

My days start off at either 1 to 2 a.m. all the way to 2 p.m. He said, I'm no sane either. There was a night I went out for a few drinks. I was tired of being stressed and arguing all the time, so I went to a bar, talked to a girl, and got her number. Okay. This guy. Wait, wait.

Let him finish. Let him finish. Okay. I texted her and asked her out for coffee. But let him finish. I cut it off before we met up. Well, okay. Let them cook.

I mean, let them finish. He said, my wife found the messages months later. She cried, we fought, and I told her I was sorry. All right. He said, last Saturday, after I came back from working at the Don't Fall in Love Fest, I worked from 9 to 1 a.m. 9 a.m. to 1 a.m. and I came back to the valley a little before 3 a.m.

I went over to my buddy's house, who's also a bartender, And we just had one beer decompressed from a busy day and kicked it for like 20 minutes. So he drove from San Bernardino, don't fall in love fest to the valley to hang out for 20 minutes. Let him finish. Yeah. Make it make sense, please. One beer. Okay.

20 minutes. Yeah. He said, when I got home. 20 minutes of beer. Yes. When I got home, I went to bed and she got upset. Things escalated to the point where she threw stuff across the room yelling. And I had to call my mom and sister to come over and calm the situation.

down. Also, my family was defending her. Good. He said, I'm just sick of it all. I left and slept down in Long Beach on a random street in my car to be closer to my bartending gig the next day. This guy doesn't care about gas. Yeah, he's driving hard. He said, he must have hybrid. He said, I feel like it's time to separate from my wife at this point. Should I leave my wife or am I overreacting? He's for real? Don't put that on this, Ricky Bobby. I know. He's for real. Felix the kid. He's no saint either. Understanding that his girl's going through postpart. I mean, yeah, he does understand that. That's no excuse either. You know, we do go through our things,

but also we should definitely, no, no, falsartesel respect, still respect you. Yeah. But it does seem that even if the baby wasn't here, a girl would be upset that you're coming home at like 3, 4 a.m. Or 3 is when he got to the valley. To the valley. Yeah, he got to the valley at 3.

I'm trying to see his. His time, I feel like this is his story, and you stick into it, whatever it is, because it's very carefully, like, so he said. And what the times. So imagine, though, like, okay, because you're, I don't know, it might be, it might be true, because he's a bartender by trade. One of his trades is bartending. And he was so stressed out that he went to a bar, like, he stressed out for everything.

So you go to your work for, for, for, for. Yeah. Bartenders do that. Like, yeah, I dated a bartender for a while, and she would go have a drink after. To add another bar. Like, we'd go to a restaurant or something. Okay. Like, have a drink and just chill out.

Like, yeah. And then to relieve stress also get another person's number. I don't know about that one. That's... Oh, okay, okay. Oh, that's different. Didn't meet up. Was that part of the stress relief?

I think that's a different story there. Yeah, for sure. Imagine me, just life is stressing me out. I just need this girl's digits. Yeah, yeah. Maybe you got to understand. Respect, guys, please. My oldita sick.

Oh, my God. We don't know what he's going through, guys. He's fighting demons. Yes. And now he's considering. divorce from his girl of a year. He's been with her longer. But married a year.

Married a year. Considering divorce, the way she acted when he got back home. He never wanted to marry her, I guess. It's because he saw future and Forza, Ruhra'u La Live. That's what it was. That's what it was. He was working. Yeah, didn't that concert go really long?

It did. I was there. Yeah, I was there. Really long. I was out the door probably like 12th. 30 and it still didn't end. Hey. Well, he said he was there to 1 a.m.

To 1. And then he came back to the valley. So it took him a two-hour drive. Supposedly. Leaving isn't going to be a hassle too. And then he kicked it for 20 minutes. But he got home. But he was so tired that he would still have energy to drive home.

Yeah. And then to Long Beach. Okay. So I'm sure like as like sometimes you've got to understand if you're, if that's your partner's lifestyle, their hours are going to be pretty crazy. Yeah. But I think even in that it seems a little excessive. It is.

type of deal and it's like okay well I understood that you were at the festival since the morning yeah to the morning again yeah and that that but then coming and then like going to somebody else's crib like I get the part where I feel like Felix doesn't go home and think of peace he's like I want my home to be peace oh and it's like he's working all day and he comes home and he's like I know it's not going to be peace it's going to be war so he's like he's like Like, let me delay that. And then he goes to his homie's house. And adds more war to it by doing that.

Yeah, let me make it worse. Exactly. Yeah. He's making it worse by doing that. But also he's not feeling peace at home. And the Pellonera, what about the group? Well, she just had a baby too. And that's why he said it like in the beginning.

Like, I understand she has like postpartum. That's why she has to throw the baby bottle across. I think there's sometimes times to defend the dues, but maybe not this one so much. Yeah, I think you're trying to try really hard. And I get it. I get it. I'm trying to help him out of a little. Yeah.

It's because he's from the valley. Valley boys stick together. What kind of beer do you have? That makes a little difference. The 20 minute beer. The 20 minute beer. What type of beer you have? It was an O-E.

Don't you guys like chug it or? Nah, nah. When you're going through something, you slow sip it. You slow sip it. Yeah. I want to do math real quick. They've been married for a year. Okay.

So let's just say for Fonzie's, they got married last December. Okay. They had their baby this June. Yes. So like 10 months before that, because actually pregnancy is 10 months, 40 weeks. That was last August. So last August, around last August, they got pregnant. Around last December, they got married.

I'm wondering if one led to the other. Like, I got pregnant, might as well marry you. Yeah, but not be crazy. Now I can't go to the Foursa de He La Concert then my homies, then my homies house two hours away. All night. All night. And now come home and get barked at by a lady.

That's crazy. Because the last thing I want to do after working at 12-hour run is... Chew? Go anywhere else. Yeah, you want to go home. You want to relax. Maybe he's a young guy. Yeah.

That must be a hito, bro. Facts. Yeah. Well, he has to get home and play dodgeball. That must not be fun. Okay. All right. All right.

Well, he now is considering separating from his girl. This could be a sign that it might be good to dip or it could be a sign that, like, hey, you guys are new into the relationship. Sometimes that first year of marriage hits, You know, like, and the vows are, like, for better or for worse. Sometimes that first year of marriage is in the honeymoon. Sometimes that first year of marriage is the worst. The worst. But you guys made those vows.

So it could be a test. It could be like, all right, get through this and then you'll see it later. You know? Michelle Obama said she hated Iraq for, like, first 10 years of their kids' lives. So did I say that. I didn't hear about the issue one. But I remember seeing the Michelle one that until the kids were 10. And then you see them.

They're super lovey-dovey. each other, all of that, you know? Yeah. Matching suits. A lot of joke. They look like they're in love. Even the way they joke, they're like, mm-hmm, that Michelle. All right, so let's go to Hector.

Hecht, El Hector in San Bernardino. What's up, Hector? Hector. Hector. What's good? What's up, bro. What would you tell our guy Felix? If I was Felix, I'd be out of there.

I am not saying Lever Why? It's only a year in And he's already getting You know Beat up and stuff And that's not cool

He's not getting beat up though Oh he wasn't No Hector were you with him At Don't Fall in Love Fest He'll tell you something We don't know Nah she was mad

She was throwing stuff Yeah Cross rule Yeah Okay Well I mean still A year in You got to

A year and married. Married. A year and married. Like not. Yeah. It doesn't sound like they're happy, though. Yeah. But still, you know.

I agree with you. It doesn't sound like they're happy, but also it sounds like there might be reasonable reasons why she that, that's causing that. The girl's alone with a five-month-old all day, every day. My lady does it every day. What do you do? We have three kids. kids. And she takes care of, two of them are under two, and she takes care of them every day.

What do you do for work? What do you do for work? I work for Stater Brothers. Nice. Okay. Yeah. The cheese is recalled, bro. The shredded cheese, check on that.

They said that there's metal in there. No, I'm serious. I just saw the news report, bro. This is real. Better not be you. Yeah, they said the cheese is rocket. Yeah, it has metal. I'll keep an eye up.

Mucha gracias. And, hey, you said your girl on trip like that, and she's kind of in the same situation. But I'm wondering, do you come home at 3.8 in the morning? Nah, never. Okay, so that kind of is like you also don't do the things that would kind of bring that upon yourself. You know? And you probably go straight home, right? Straight home.

Yeah, and you're not asking girls for their numbers, right? Like Felix? Felix is a cheater. I already know. Oh, no. Yeah, there you go. Just keep one thousand. No, I see the problem.

I see the problem. No, I don't want to change your mind, bro. Stand up for your kings out there. Not only in Felix cheating, but he's cheating with his compa. Sounds like you. Oh, the compass? You want to have a beer, compas? Yeah, the long-neck ones.

That's crazy. The long-neck beers? Hey, don't fall in love fast. Don't fall in love with a girl. All right. Felix hit us up. Felix hit us up. And I'm going to tell you something behind the scenes right now as you're listening to this.

Felix was dead set on calling in this morning. How many calls has Zumbeto hit him with? Like, I would say like 20 calls at this point. Felix is not answering. He's scared. So we kind of feel like his girl feeling like. You're not showing up for us either, dog. Unreliable.

Unreliable Felix, man. He's having a beer right now. What is compa? What I'm in a beer, bro. Or Czech Long Beach. He might be there asleep on a random. And you set the time like, hey, we're going to call you at this time. He said, I should be able to.

I'll be right there. That or no. Pesonta? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. He probably sleeping in his car

somewhere, yeah. What is it today? Where in the world is Felix San Diego? I just, I don't know. I just want to throw something on him right now.

Oh, gosh. Don't. All right. So he wants to know if he should have divorced his wife for just, I guess, not understanding

or not being graceful. Like, yeah, I know I stayed out late but you know, you should also like that. Just come in a little slack. I'm a new dad. I'm working.

Yeah. I have hell. jobs. That's a lot of jobs. He has a week day jobs and he has weekend jobs. That's a big, that's big responsibility. Also, she could stay home and be with the kid. I get that. He wants his girl to suck it up

and be a man about it. But he has said that in the past. He was so stressed out with life and what was going on again. A newlywed one year. He was so stressed out that he went to a bar and he got a girl's number and invited her for coffee but didn't go. They didn't go to

the coffee day. Very important. Very important. I feel like he's looking for solutions. She was a girl. He's looking for solutions all around everywhere except home. It's like he's stressed out. I'm going to go to the bar. Stressed out, I'm going to go to my homie's house. Stressed out, I'm going to take on more jobs. Right. Honestly, Zult, how much do we blame a little bit, future, a little bit for Serejia? Because he knew that his own love test. That whole fest was about

not falling in love. The music future gave you it doesn't, it doesn't go home to your girl, bro. It isn't. It's not. I walked out of the like concerts like yeah i'm never falling a love here yeah turn it up for a lot I'm going to hit you with something

I made the Harvard graduates oh the Harvard graduates oh yeah hilarious they got a degree soon after Felix text his wife I never liked you

oh god my compa savor fresa all right let's go to Monce Montse in Ontario what's up oncee good morning

good morning good morning bro bag good thanks you for holding baby girl tell us what would do tell Felix, he wants to know if he should divorce his girlfriend not

for just being too crazy when he came home at a crazy hour. Honestly, from everything that you guys, well, his story it doesn't, none of it makes sense. Okay? That's his story. He's lying.

I say he's lying. There's more to it because I just had a baby too. I have two kids and I have two step kids, okay? So I have a one-year-old and I have a month old. And I'm not home all the time. You know, my, I mean, my boyfriend's not, like, Phoenix, like, doing gigs, coming home at 4 and March, 5 in the morning.

You know, so he didn't need to stick it out with the baby. Like, like, he's talking about his girlfriend or his wife. What about her daughter that you just had? You're just going to, like, up and go. Yep. Like, nothing forced to you or what? Like, you know what I mean? I get you.

It's like, a girl is only going to react to how they're treating her. So it's not just more. Like, give me to tell a full story. Like, stop blaming her. If you don't want to be with her, then just say that. You don't want to be with her. But don't make her seem like she's a toxic. Like, you go into postpartum.

Postpartum is a lot of feelings. Like, you know, it changes as women. And it takes us at least two to three years to come back to our normal. Oh, really? It's really tough. Yeah, it's a whole hormone change. Everything. Your body changes.

Imagine once you get up and wait, how long it takes you. What about us? Why do you got to make it about you though right now? Like that's the thing It's like damn I'm going through a really hard time What about me? All right that But you don't think men go through stuff too?

I do think yeah But if that's your answer I'm just saying No no I do think men go through things But if that's your answer When I'm telling you I'm going through things That's pretty messed up I get you

It's like hey babe I'm sad Oh well I'm sad What about me? Yeah You make it about your stuff Your stuff is valid Your stuff is very valid

Come to me about your stuff I can't tell my grad in sleep. Dejah blah, let me. Dejolar, please. It's like, telling you, like, I'm going through something, and that's when you used the time to tell me, so to shut me up. Versus, come to me, tell me when you're going through it.

Say, babe, babe, I don't feel too great. You know? Make sure my tortillas are warm. Oh, my gosh. I'm kidding. No, no, you're right. You guys, guys, I do never, I never want to invalidate that.

schools have feelings and they go through things too. Like I really care about the men in my life here and listening and in my home. But if I'm going through something and you use that time to be like, oh, you're free, same, same soul, go. That feels very invalidating. I get what you're saying. I heard that recently somewhere.

What? I think it was at home. So you're saying it's not a good time to bring it up when they're bringing something up? Well, I guess clearly that I do want to have like open convo. But if I'm coming to you, like, I'm really going through it. Like, you was that time, be like, I see you, I feel you. And I'm like, hey, babe, me too. Like, I'm glad you mentioned that.

But I guess it's in the other way. Like, oh, you're sad? I'm sad, too. Get over it. That's a different one. Yeah. I didn't get to sleep. I'm just trying to relate to you.

I guess not. Yeah. Hey, Holes, your feelings matter too. Your feelings matter too. But if you're telling me I'm sad too, babe, one, you came home at 3 a.m. After I'm being okay. Yeah, exactly.

This is not the right time. You had to babysit one person. I had to babysit 10,000 at the concert. Oh, shut up. At the concert, I'm over there babysitting everybody. They were throwing up. They were throwing up too. KP.

VRF, MH1, Los Angeles, it's Power 106, LA's number one for hip hop. And we are inside the homie helpline, the homie Felix, has been telling us some things. And you know what? I think it's time to bring in Tio Maurio. Okay, Tio Maurio is here with the Mentira Machine. Okay, it's this new show. It's all the rave. I don't know, there's Mentira Machines, and they give you like, hey, what's going down.

So let me speed you up to the story. It's Felix. He's telling us, hey, I'm thinking of divorcing my wife of one year. We just had a baby. She's tripping on me. I have hell of jobs. I deserve to have some type of peace of mind when I come home. Instead, it's a war zone.

All right? This past weekend, I was at the Fuerza de Hila Festival from 9 a.m. to what? 2 a.m.? Or 1 a.m. Or 1 a.m. And then after that, I drove to the valley, hung out on my homie, drank some beers or some beer.

One beer. One beer. Went home. She starts tripping on me. Crazy. So I slept in my car in Long Beach. Valley, Long Beach. Maybe it's faster at 3 a.m.

It's 40 minutes. But at 3.m. That's still a lot. No. I mean, no. Still far. 40, yeah. I'm thinking of leaving her, guys.

What do you guys say? He has every freaking right. Okay. Has not made. There's just some discrepancies here, but I'm going to let Tio Mauio and the Mentida machine handle it. Let's go. Welcome back to Tio, audio. And in the case of Felix wanting to leave his wife after a night of suspicious circumstances,

here we go. The Mentira machine has determined that you are lying, playboy. Oh, come on, Perro, that's not even me, dog. I didn't do that, though. I just went to go fisteando with my camaralas, dog, and my girlfriend's stripping, dog. I didn't do nada, homie. I didn't do Take a seat. Come on, take a seat. Take a seat. Relax. We already determined you're a liar. I don't know. Mentiroso, homie. I don't be lying, dog. My hind has not. She's like, hey, her dog. I work all day. And then she's going to come home. I'm leaving. It's leaving. Bro. That's a wild way to leave.

It was a lot. They bought your car too, babe. That's it, bro. We determine you're lying about something. He's a menthol. Yeah, he is. The timeline doesn't really add up. It doesn't add up. It's a weird reason to leave. for her. I think like, again, but loki, usually it's the postpart. Well, I can only speak for myself.

That's like, fine. This is divorce. Because you're going through the hormones. You're acting like you have those hormones. That's just a very, like, there's just like a very hard line to go to. You know, and usually it's us, the emo ones that are doing it. But it seems like it's you. Yeah.

It's like, where are you? He's like, I want a divorce. Yeah. It's like, okay. I just said change the baby's diaper. It's Christmas time, everybody. It's Christmas time, and we are nominating people for the naughty or the nice list, okay? We want to know if you want to get your brother or sister on Santa's good side or his bad side.

If you're trying to snitch on something that maybe the elf on their shelf didn't see, maybe Santa didn't know about, good or bad, it's your time, all right? It could win you tickets to go to Magic Mountain, too, okay? Let's go to, oh, everybody's nominating for Nottie list. Oh, I love it. There's no nice people around. Good.

I literally was like, it's your choice. Nominate your sibling. Could be naughty, could be nice. All right. Let's go to Ezekiel. He's eight in Downy. What's up, Ezekiel? Isikio.

Hi. Hi. Hi, Ezekiel. Talk to. Oh, so. How are you this morning? Good. All right, Pappy.

You are nominating your sister to the naughty list? Yeah. Oh. Oh, she's there. Ezekiel, tell us about her. What does she do? She, like, whenever it stinks, she always says I fart, and she always says it around public.

Oh, she said it, and you didn't fart, but she says that it's you? Yeah. Oh. Or Ezekiel, did you fart? Yeah. Were you the one that did fart? No No

No? I don't know Oh All right Ezekiel That was great That was great Wow

Wow Farting in public Lying on him in public Lying on me Like embarrassed You're supposed My sister Yeah

You're adding to Like the making fun of me Oh it's just like Oh Ezekiel did you fart Oh And then everybody's like It's her

Yeah And he's like What I did it And We got Vinnie Vinny, he's also eight. Good morning, Vinny. Good morning.

Vinny. You're nominating your brother for the naughty list? Yeah. Okay, tell us why, Vinny. We want to know. Because he always eats all my snacks and candy at the night. At night? Oh.

How old is he? How old is he? He's 17. Oh. Te pass. Coming home with the munchies. What? It's like his last year, too, to get presents before he turns to an adult, so should he get naughty or niceless?

All right, Vinny. What kind of snacks are they? They're like Halloween candy. Awesome. And. You shouldn't be eating those anyway. Oh, stop. You shouldn't eat their 17-year-old.

That is true. Okay. All right, Vinnie, thank you so much. All right. Vinnie's brother. Killing it. Eat his snacks at night when Vinny. when Benny is asleep.

Ezekiel's sister lies on him and says that he farted when he didn't. Wow. In public. In public, too. Probably in front of his friends. All right. We got Delilah. Delilah.

Delilah. Good morning. Delilah, you're 14 years old and you're nominating your brother on the Nottie list. How old is he? He's 11 years old. He's 11. So he's younger than you? Yeah.

Okay. You're the big sister. Why are you nominating your little brother? brother for the Nautilus. Tell us. I'm nominating him because my mom recently got a cop from the principal because

he wrote a seven-page email essay of 6-7 and diary I mean, of poop emojis. Mom, mom, you have to explain what happened. Yeah. Hi, I'm so happy. We're in the line. I love you guys.

So, Mr. David, he's just a class count. So, I mean, I'm happy that David is like concrete. I hope he'll grow up, you know, to have his own show or whatnot. But he's really funny. Like concrete. Like concrete, yes. So, yeah, so I got a call from the principal a couple days ago stating that David decided to write an email. A seven-page email, okay, guys, at that.

with the number six, seven, and poop emojis. I'm like, what? And they're like, what is that? I don't know what that is, right, six, seven. I didn't know. And so I found out what it was. And I was like, okay, so they had him write an essay explaining it was six, seven means. He got home and I talked to him and I said, what did you do?

He's like, I meant to send it to a friend, but because now everything in school is, you know, connected and everybody has their emails. It's all, you know, electronically now, he accidentally sent it to the staff and the principal. Wow. Everybody got the six, seven. Class seven. Thank you so much. That's pretty funny. That is funny.

That is class clown. I hope one day he too can be like concrete. Yes. I hope you one day can be like me as well. Oh, gosh. Okay. All right. What are we doing?

What we're doing? He deserves a prize for that. Yeah. What? Dedication for that email. Does he deserve the prize over? Is he? Ezekiel in Downey, who's nominating his sister because she lies when he, when he fart, or he doesn't fart, and she says that she does.

He does. Or Vinny, whose brother eats all of his snacks when he's asleep. I don't know. I feel bad for the one where he gets light on in public. Yeah, he's gone through a lot. He deserves a win, bro. They probably have like a nickname for him that he smells or something like that. Like fart boy? Yeah.

Like fart? Yeah. I'm just saying. Hey, pebble. the homie little pedo Ezekiel Ezekiel Hello

Hi Ezekiel You're gonna go to Magic Ma'am My friend Good good The homie little wing breaker right there Thank you so much You're welcome But when you go don't fart

Okay Don't fart at Magic Mountain Okay Okay Maybe he did it Maybe he did lay him down But even if he did far. You're not supposed to lie on him or you're not supposed to say it in front of other people.

Don't be lying on me. Tell everybody. Yeah. All right. Keep it here. More brown bag mornings on the way. And we're going to do more naughty list nominations tomorrow morning, right? Don't go anywhere. A parent, everybody listening. Bruh. Supposed something they taught us in school. They're telling our kids never happened. Yeah. What? What? It's like a Mandela effect thing. Right? Right. Great? Yeah. Our middle school teachers basically lied to us. Oh, middle. But they're actually saying that that never happened. No, because we argued about it. Okay. All right. We argued about it. We're going to get into that. was scrolling. But I need to let you know, like, literally, if you were to ask your kid or if you're teaching your kid this because they taught us this, it's like the freaking monopoly where the guy doesn't have a monocle or like the-remember that. The cornucopia thing isn't really on the fruit of the loom thing.

And what's his face never said? Lucy, you got some explaining to do. Star Wars, too. Yeah, that supposedly never happened. Luke, I'm, yes, it did. Supposedly never happened. Look, I am not your father. That never happened?

Luke, I am your father. That never happened, supposedly. What about Mike Tyson saying? Now kiss. That happened. That happened. It's right here. Look, Angie.

Where did you? Why would you say that? I don't know, because I've been saying that and then they're like, oh, you have, that never happened. Now, kiss. So he did. Okay. Or maybe that's someone making fun of him? I don't know.

Now, see? Ah. All right, that's inside scrolling. Okay. That's after cheese. That's after cheese. Angie was going down. Oh, my God.

Okay. You guys. Kells and Taylor Swift are proving that they're the perfect couple. So he was like Travis Kelsey was on his podcast. And he was talking to George Clooney, right? And they were talking about like their relationships and like how that's been going on. And George Clooney, apparently he hasn't fought with his wife in like over a decade. Listen.

What? You claim that you and your wife haven't gotten in a fight in 10 years. That's right. Are you lying? No, I'm not lying. Travis. Ask you the same questions. Well, it's only been two and a half years, and you're right.

I haven't gotten an argument. All right. Never once. So apparently George Clooney and Travis Kells have never, ever had a fight with their girlfriend. They're lying. They're lying, Your Honor. Okay, at first I thought so too, but then I'm like, maybe Travis and Taylor are that perfect. And since they're so busy, they don't even see each other that they don't have time to actually argue.

Maybe because they're so rich and white. That's the thing. What's there to complain them? Yeah. That is, like, what, Taylor's a billionaire? Yeah. He's a superstar football player. Like, there's no argument there.

I hate that. I'm just tripping that George Clooney has been with a girl for 10 years. True. Isn't he, like, George Clooney? I thought he was with Julia Roberts or whatever. No, I thought he was like a playboy, like, oh, George Cooney. He still is. No, he's married.

He's married to a British lawyer, Amal, Amal Clooney. Oh, yeah, she's kind of. But I thought, like, I thought he'd been playing the field. Like, his whole thing. He paid the fear for 60 years, dude. Yeah. He's 60? He's probably, what, 65 or something?

Something like that. Also, yeah, so they got married in like 2050. They got married in 2014. Is she young? She is. No, like 47. That's young, well. Yeah, compared to him.

Watch your mouth. Watch your mouth, buddy. Watch your mouth. Shout to all the young 47-year-old mom is listening to you, right? You know who's old? Who? People that die. That's it, though.

What? I made no sense. People that die are not old. Yeah, old. No, Selena was not old. Tupac was not old. They're not old. They're just expired, bro.

Oh, my God. That's what he meant. Oh. That didn't hit. You guys bet it even worse. Conjee, you've been married for a long time. I've been married for 15 years going on 16 years. Wow.

Of pure bliss. Beautiful. Beautiful. Ever fought? Of course. Okay, okay, okay. Of course, yeah. You've been married for 15 years.

15 years. I'm having married. At least he's being honest. I feel like Travis and George Clooney are lying their tails off. You claim that you and your wife haven't gotten in a fight in 10 years. That's right. Are you lying? No, I'm not lying.

Travis. Ask you the same questions. Well, it's only been two and a half years and you're right. I haven't gotten an argument. All right. Never once. And to Greg's point, the Mandira machine has determined. The Mentira Machine has marked

You are lying, perrito. Yes. Welcome. Thank you, Mentira Machine. The best point about being rich and having money, yeah, most of the fights have been always like... Money-related? Not money-related, but like when things were tight, you know?

Yeah, all expressed about money. The frustration. Yeah. The frustration financial stress, so I was always been like, damn, you know. Yeah, even their laugh was like rich and white right there. They have no stress in their life. We've never got in the fight here. All right.

What else is going down, Angelica? You guys, okay, remember when young thug was caught on the phone? Calling Gloria ugly. Yes. If you didn't, here we go. Gorilla. That's ugly is f***. I don't get that wood.

Skinny shit. Big head. Big mouth. Man, watch out. Oh, my God. You remember? The thug leaks. The thug leaks were this year.

That's so crazy. Yeah. And it's pretty messed up because Gloria and. and young thugs girl, Mariah, the scientist. They were, like, home girls. They were coming out and show their shows. And he was telling Mariah that. And she's just laughing.

It's like, they say, they say she looks like Rihanna. And then he was like, what? The real. That's ugly. That's fucking. That's what I was more like, freonna. Yeah. Peron.

You know, like, when y'all disliked a girl so bad like that in front of your girl, that probably means you don't think. those things. Oh, no, it feels like, Oh, you probably think she's hot? You probably think she's hot. What? You think so? Yeah, because she is hot, right, Greg?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you said that multiple times. Don't look at me crazy. Have you seen Gloria now? Have you seen her now? She had a glow up. Wow. She's fine now.

She's fine, period. Yeah. You guys remember, young thug did publicly apologize and then, like, Glorilla put out a whole, like, dissong and all that stuff. And we were wondering, like, well, are they cool or not?

Well, Glow, it's finally talking about it. And here's what they saw, their relationships at. No, we could. Yeah, we could. It's a funny conversation. You know, I don't take a lot of stuff too serious. Like, I joke. Especially, like, if it ain't, like, no death or fighting matter, like, nothing like that.

I ain't going to take it too serious. Like, okay. But, yeah, we talk after that. We could. She could take a joke. Hey, good for her. She had the song when she's making fun of Mariah the scientist and she had fun with it. Yeah, I think it's like this record.

Yeah. I guess it's like they let her get her diss off Yeah And maybe that was it like hey Okay, dis me publicly and then we'll be cool again And she's like okay Because they didn't diss her back No, they stayed quiet

Yeah and she's probably like I mean she's with the Raptors player She's super happy in her life right now Yeah, she's with Ingram Yeah you can't be too mad right now You know what I'm saying She's probably just like uh whatever I'll let it pass

Yeah That's pretty cool I like that she's very playful well, she can take a joke. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But honestly, like, after hearing that, I would, I don't think I would be cool with that fool anymore, like, ever? Like, you said some really mean things about me.

Yeah. Thurg, why'd you do that? Yeah. I'm thinking of that. I'll be cool with you in public. Yeah, but we're not, you're not going to be in my album. I'm not bringing out your girl on my show anymore to say, girl.

Watch your mouth. That's what she did. She did that in the music song. We'll talk about my eye. I like that. Okay. Well, actually. Actually.

Speaking of Mariah, she has some dating advice because, you know, she has... Mariah the scientists. Yes, Mariah the scientists, you guys, who took Young Thug back. Yeah, after he said things like this. One of my little girls, she posts stuff on the internet at my condo from a long ago. I called Mariah there morning. She's like, man, girls posting in your condo. I'm like, oh, my God.

I mean, yeah, baby, she found me by the girl in the condo a minute ago. Like, because of that. It was the meeting to go. It was a day before I got locked up, man. Oh, my gosh. And that was, like, one of the phone cuts because there was other phone calls of him. Stuff that he said. But he's talking about gaslighting her.

Like, she caught me. I told her it was way back then, but it was actually the day before I got locked up when I was still with her. Then also said, like, I was on a call telling another girl, hey, when I get out, like, let's have a baby. Sorry, a family girl. Mariah has a good heart. Let's just leave it there. Am I your baby? Yeah, so they asked her, like, Mariah, do you have any?

dating advice to give everyone. Sometimes you just have to laugh, you know, but if I had a child, I would tell my children, maybe don't say I'm in a relationship or this is my girlfriend or my boyfriend. I would say just date until someone asks you to marry them. That's what I was saying. Wow. I don't know if that even makes that. Go-friend.

We're seeing each other to I'm married. No in between. Mariah, got it's what this. That's her advice. All right. Terrible advice, Mariah. The best advice I've ever heard. Oh, he's a Mariah fanatic.

You and your girl. I'm a big Mariah fan too, but then it's also like, I'm not going to take relationship advice from somebody that's going through that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All her friends are upset about him. They are. They are. But that's why she's like, sometimes you just have to laugh.

She blocks everybody that talks smack about her, man. But it's like we're talking smack because we love you. Yeah. Value yourself. Mariah. Respect my cheating man, okay? You better respect him. You better watch her mouth about my man.

I love him. I'm going to bring him out. Collab. All right. All right. Thank you for that, Angela. There's a lot of chesimation going on right before the holiday. This has me so mad.

What? Yeah. Because I could have swore I learned this in school. We almost fought about it yesterday through text. I was like, damn, I kind of miss fighting with somebody over text. But anyway, Andrew? Besides the point Besides the point

Oh my gosh Ruth, hit him up Please follow There's a sixth grade teacher Going viral She's a science teacher Okay And she posted a TikTok

Of a question Or yes of a question That had me kind of like Twisted because when Letthy texted me about it I was like no She's completely wrong It's Mandela effect

You fools And it was the whole Mandela Effect What is it? Basically something we think we know is true Okay They went back in time

and mess with a matrix. I don't know. Butterfly affected something, moved something. And now supposedly, this has never been a fact. And what we learned in school, like,

we didn't. No one taught us this. So the world is gaslighting us. And check what it's gaslighting us about. Why do all of my sixth graders graders think that blood is blue? Blood is blue. It is blue.

And all the reactions that she is getting is like because we were taught that blood is blue until what? It hits oxygen. Until it hits oxygen Yeah, you look at your brains right now, it's blue. That's what I text to let the Lethiel is like, you're wrong. That's literally, it's blue when it hits the air.

I learned that in school. I learned that in school. Yes, we did. An adult told me. Google right now is blood blue until it hits oxygen. You're going to get, no, blood is never blue. Human blood is always red, but it is a brighter red when oxygenated and a darker red when deoxygenated.

So why is it blue? It's not. It is. Those are your veins. That's not. the blood. The veins are blue. But there's no oxygen in your veins, right?

No. Yeah, because you die. So I think they're blue. I can look at my vein right now. It's like blue purple. If you were taught, please let's just agree. Like, we were taught this, right?

Yeah. I think in this point we were on you. Honestly, I can't remember that we actually learned that. Like, I remember like even like the magic school bus. When they went and think inside Arnold's body, they talked about like they're a red blood cell. and the white blood cells, but I never learned about blue.

So now you know all this information. But then I'm like, okay, but then I'm like, okay, I remember seeing like on the textbooks, like blue stuff. And I think it was just like the diagram. Like they were just showing like blue things

and Brett stuff and that was it. But I never learned about that. So what happened, I don't know. Collectively, what has happened to us? Who's lying here? They're saying that it's from the light

that hits your skin and makes the veins look blue. No, your veins are blue, your veins are blue, bro. Don't do me like that. It's the light. that does that.

No. Yes. No, no, no, no, no. Yes, it affects the skin and tissue filter light. Your veins are blue, but inside is the red blood. Like, your blood is red. Yeah. I'm not saying blood is not.

Okay, no, you're saying, you're saying that we were taught that blood is blue only for them to change the answer years later. And now you can't find that blood is blue until it hits oxygen, but how could we all have been taught the same thing? Yes. And a kid didn't tell me. No, no. I can tell, like, if the, you know, it's not one of those, if you eat a watermelon seed and then drink milk, you're going to die or something.

Yeah, it's one of those. It was an adult that told us. We got to go back and find those textbooks. I mean, they also used to let pregnant women smoke and do all that. So, and then they switched it up. They switched that, so, yeah. I specifically remember my teacher in middle school telling me, blood was blue. Until it hits oxygen.

That once it hits oxygen. Because everybody in the room is like, yeah, let's cut ourselves and find out. I was like, well, no. Whoa. What? Well, I will say, I didn't, like, cut myself. Like, but, like, I got injured really bad on my wrist, and I looked down and it was red.

Like, the blood was red. I would always try to catch the blue before it turned red. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Or, like, when they're taking blood, I'm, like, trying to see, like, oh, okay, is it going to be blue first? Damn, God. Just so you know. If you were taught, just tell me I'm not crazy.

Were you taught, yes or no, that blood is blue until it hits oxygen? Otherwise, who the hell spread this rumor? Science? Bill Nye? Bill Nye. Oh, maybe. We need to ask him. I'm telling you, the answer is in those textbooks.

According to Google. The answer's in the text books. It's right next to Columbus. Christopher Columbus was a great person. It was all this stuff that they changed the answer. No, they still want us to believe that. No. The great person.

They switched it up now. That's why they want kids to use iPad. Okay. Blood is blue. I know sometimes the holidays mean these hands. Yeah. When it comes to your family, might be beefing with, I don't know,

maybe your mom, your pops, your siblings, maybe your prima, your prima can get it. True. Everybody can get it. You know? Probably saw my Thanksgiving night and be like, dang, I still got two more holidays to go. Oh, yeah.

You still got Christmas and New Year when I'm going to see them, right? You're not alone. So is Snoop Dog. Snoop is beefing with a cuss of his own. Daz Dillinger. Oh, fuck, Dad. Again.

Here is the latest of Snoop responding to Daz. and then posting it on Instagram. I want, or Dad's posted it on Instagram. I want you guys to hear more towards the end. Someone's like, you're not going to post this online, right? To Snoke, because it's like, why are you saying these things on camera? Check this out. I see, you ain't got shit to do, but hey, don't me, huh?

In a minute I'm going to fuck you up, cuss. On some real shit, not physically, but business-wise. Because you broke as a-m-a-right now. Someone fuck you up in a minute, Cuzz. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Leave me alone, cuss. Someone's like, you want to put that on the internet, right?

What you doing over here? Das posted it with the caption. Oh, he mad now. Now he want to F me up business-wise, but trying to steal everything I own that was on death row by forged signature and not paying royalty since he had the label. You know, Snoop did buy the label,

Death Row recently. It was a big win for him, especially having been an artist and taking it, low-key from Shug, who didn't, many state didn't treat the artist correctly or as they should, right? But, uh, dad is saying like, uh, you're using our royalties to pay your, my royalties to pay your staff. They're making more than the artist. I, I sued, shug back in the day, should I do the

same to cause. It's all in my name. The publishing numbers don't change unless you a thief. You can't starve me out. I'm independent. I run my own ship. Always have. you little biotch yeah wow they're all getting along and you know they haven't gone along throughout the years there have been some back and forth and then they've always kind of circled bad music together they are cousins for real in real life you know I remember watching the reincarnated documentary and it was really cool like dad's doing flips by the beach and I was like that man is acrobatic but they they've always kind of seen to bump heads over different royalty things they

did create and found dog pound together. And Das always kind of makes mentions of like, hey, I didn't get the credit I deserved. And I don't think my cousin did his due diligence of helping me get the credit I deserved. And, you know, when Snoop left death row for no limit, Daz was still on death row and both kind of could feel, reportedly allegedly, a way about how the other acted. Maybe on Daz's point of view, Snoop, you left without me. You made sure you were good, but you didn't do something for me. and then on Snoop's end could be thinking like,

Dad, you stayed with a man that made my leg fell. Like, you stayed there. Yeah. You know, there's reasonings on both sides. Yeah. It's like business and then mixed with family emotion. Like, you know, it could be like, wow, you didn't do this. And then there's a whole bunch of stuff behind the scenes.

Maybe you didn't text me when so-and-so passed or there's all these layers to it that, you know, we don't even know besides the public part of it, which like we can see. Like, yeah, one stayed on the other side, one stayed on the other. But yeah, it's crazy. And it's just sad because it's like, man, they have so many classics. They came up together. Yeah, that's the cold part about it. Yeah, and it's like, what do you mean you guys are not getting a lot?

Yeah, how many? What would you do? Ah. Nobody would be for me and my crew. I get the reference. I get the reference. I have a cold head. Yeah. That sucks.

Yeah, well. Thanks. Yeah. Your commentary today. I'm just saying. Incredible analysis, con. Nobody wins in families. Like fuse. Nobody wins in family.

That's a cheesy part. That's a good one. Nobody wins in family fuse. The only people that win is us because we get to make fun of it. Oh, no, I'm not making fun of it. I am. They're just rich fools tripping on each other. What? Well, one would not say he's as rich.

He's seen like you play with the money that I feel I deserve. Granted, he probably does because he produced so many records over there. Every few years I find out a new song that Dad has produced. He's like, oh, I did that one too. Oh, yeah, by the way, this song that you love, I actually did that one, never got credit. That kind of proves his argument that we're finding out because he has to blow the horn on like, hey, I did this, I did that, versus him having gotten the credit when he made it.

Yeah. You know, things where he's worked on Tupac's all lies on me. Doggy Dogg World ain't no funer. Things that he's mentioned like, dang, I produce these things and people don't give me those credits. So of America's Most Wanted, produced by him. A lot of joints produced by him on that. Amicious as a writer. Ambition of a rider.

And what he would have hoped is like the biggest, I personally consider Snoop Dogg, the biggest rapper in the world. What I mean by that? Literally, this guy can go to anywhere anywhere. The most recognizable on earth. Yeah. For sure. And people know who he is. Even his voice alone. Everything. What he's managed to do, how he's managed to stay around

him. Yesterday he was on a TikTok stream with Kim Kardashian. Yeah. He did the Olympics. Yes, the torch, right? This man is that guy. And it could have been like, hey, if you put your arm around me and be like hey, give my cousin his credit. Like, it feels at least to

dad is that you had more of a, like you have credit behind your name. If I say it, then I'm just like a quote unquote mad rapper or like someone that's bitter about things. If you say it like, it's like, yeah, you're co-signing me, you know? Yeah. Does anybody to start calling out names? Oh. That was corrupt, though.

That was corrupt though. Please don't do a doggy style reference, please. Right. Look, it's beef for right now. but I'm hoping it goes back around. Yeah, because I don't want him to F him up either. I see, you ain't got shit to do, but hey, don't me, huh? In a minute, I'm going to f*** you up, cuss.

On some real shit, not physically, but business-wise. Because you broke as a-mobile right now. Someone's f*** you up in a minute, Cuddle me to f***leone. Leave me alone, Cud. I like the background. Somebody was trying to keep it real with him in the background, huh? Like, it was like a D or something. Yeah, please not right now.

Like, call him a see him in person. All right, keep it here. More brown bag mornings on the way. More brown bag mornings on the way.