Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 614 "Redemption Shot? That's Not House Rules, Homie!" 🍺 | Brown Bag Mornings (12/05/25)

Episode Date: December 5, 2025

Julio is turning Christmas into a combat sport after drawing his despised beer pong rival—a "lame" baby daddy he fought three years ago—for Secret Santa, forcing the Brown Bag crew to debate whether he should stand on business or finally squash the beef. Additionally, the 'Naughty List' segment exposes the true monsters of the holiday season: parents who leave folded laundry on the floor for the dog to lay on and mothers who refuse to allow hot Cheetos for breakfast. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍸]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brownback, the better. Come on. All right, I think we got a big up, J-Lo, you guys. I know she got her divorce finalized this year. Which one? Stop it.

What? With Ben Affleck. This is a valid question. But she is turning things around. First up, she's had six engagements, I get why you say that. Multiple high-profile relationships, including Ben Affleck, Mark Anthony, and A-Rod. Oh, my gosh. Wow, that's a stack lineup.

Yes. All bangers. I mean, what? And what she's done, low key for the tabloid business has been pretty incredible. Some commentators have described her as one of the most photographed women in the world saying that especially in the 2000s,

a huge amount of coverage around her didn't focus on her work. It focused on her dramatic private life. Did she start Google Images? She did start Google Images with her dress. So, like, again, this woman has been in the spotlight and sold so many, like, tabloids and just all of that for other people.

Now she's flipping it around and getting some change for it too for her public relationship romances. Again, like Vic said, the all-engagement rings. Six rings, baby. Oh, God. Just like Michael Jordan. Don't call her the Michael Jordan.

She's the Michael Jordan. So she has the six rings too? Six rings. Wow. She has a Mexican Jordan. With Nikki's permission, it would be the seventh. Oh, God.

Go for the Tom Brady. But get this. She just locked down a deal for $10 million because she's the new global ambassador for luxury jeweler, Zen Diamond, and she's modeling engagement rings. Oh, I love that. Wow. I love that. Embrace it. Just embrace it.

She's been modeling for 30 years, those things. But in the picture, she only has two on. Yes. They're not all the ones that she has. She's modeling their engagement ring. False advertisement. She looks great. She looks great.

Yeah, she does. And for 10 million, I guess it's a way to get some money back for how everybody's talking about your relationship. Okay. For 10 million? Hell yeah, you go, J-Lo. I mean, look, if you think about it, she's the perfect candidate for engagement rings. She knows a lot about them. Yeah, and they're not selling wedding rings.

And if you think about it, if the engagement... They're not wedding bands? No, they're not. They're the engagement. So imagine everybody got, you know, engaged six times in their life. That company would skyrocket. You know what I'm saying? Like, everybody'd be...

more like J-Lo. I get, let this, maybe let this be a lesson to you. Whatever they choose me at about you, maybe turn that into something profitable. For example, everyone hates Greg. Yeah. But now he's like, you know, if you hate me,

might as well get paid to hate me. Fight me. Yeah. Yeah. You get what I'm saying? Yeah. It's not a $10 million deal that he's getting. No, it's like a high-five.

He's getting 10 japs to the base. Yeah. Yeah. Or La Curazao jewelry, right? Yeah. 20% La Curza Yeah, but she's not

pretending to be Mexican anymore That was just for Salina Oh, that was the beginning of her I bought a necklace for 100 bucks And somehow I owed a thousand, right? Lethalos I'm like, I'm still paying it, dude

I got it when I was 14 You got a chain of 14? Yeah Whose credit did you put down? Don Roberto is crazy. I don't know. Put it in my dog's name. Oh, poor foul.

Let's rolling with zombies. I hate that I know what he's about to do. You guys. What, Greg? We have some future hallmark movie celebrity stars in the room right now. What? We need to get the autographs before you guys blow up. Because Prankreed is a hallmark family movie star already, no?

Absolutely. Yeah. Oh, wow. What's your movie? Maybe? The Christmas spark. The Christmas spark. With Mario Lopez.

With Mario Lopez. Well, if Mario Lopez is looking for some more actresses, yes. Right here in the room, Letti and Angie. Yes. Oh! Oh my God, I'm going to turn it off. The greatest acting I've heard.

The greatest acting I've heard in a while. I hope she likes it because this girl really needs to warn them with some Stella Rosa. And these are great flavors. Oh, my God. In this shirt, I hope she likes it, and I hope I got the right size. Hey, Angie! Linty!

No, no, no, no, no, what are you? Angie, what are you doing over there? I was a surprise. Is that Celerosa? Yes. Girl! Angie, you always know what to get me. Thank you so much.

Because you're here, we gotta celebrate, dude. This is your cup. Okay. You're gonna try the watermelon and chili, okay? I'm ready. Letty. Gross. And for us to celebrate.

Yes, I love you so much. You're both in lingerie. That's great. More not. Go to Brownback Morning's 106 to find out if they are. No, that's behind a paywall. First is this a shoot where Angie didn't know you weren't supposed to drink every take? And she just kept drinking and drinking and drinking.

Yeah, it was definitely that one. You guys are butt faces number one, okay? But me and Angie were doing these videos because shout out to our partner, Stella Rosa. Celebrate with your best. And it's the holidays. But yes, I do feel like, oh my God. gosh like this is very

that's cool no that's cool but the music behind it yeah yeah don't know stella Rosa

de la Rosa what I thought somebody was like what are doing steps no

that's those no that just shows movies you watch this is very homework Greg is the first

one to mention something one you watch everyone because we had a

friend's giving one oh we did too clowning us oh my god but it's but I told you watched the whole thing didn't you yeah

this should be a series you guys should just make your own old series and I'll watch it wow I'm making Christmas wine and lingerie guys go watch it now I love these videos because it's like we're miced up but like hey what are you doing over there oh my dear I've seen a movie before you guys don't make it that I know how it starts that's how the movie starts

don't make it that I've seen this Christmas movie before Mark. Great American Family. Like I'm saying, if you ever need actresses right here. You guys did really good.

Two future stars right here. You guys did amazing. I liked it. Angie had to talk to herself for the first half of that. The first half of it, this part. I hope she likes it because this girl really needs to

worn down with some Stella Rosa. And these are great flavors. Oh my God, in this shirt, I hope she likes it. And I hope I got the right size. Hey, Angie. Stella rose up while I'm a poor song. Angie, for some reason you remind me of the girl that's like, oh, who farted?

Yeah. I'm scared. I'm scared. You know, the girl? Did you guys hear that? Yeah, yeah. Gotta go. Did you guys hear that? I know what you're mean.

You're talking about my favorite little meme. I hope she likes it. I don't really need to. I was like maybe three bottles in already by that time. Whoa. And now the weather. Oh, hell the dogs. With concrete storm.

Barito's going down for the weather Friday, December 5th. First, we're off to the city of Cerritos where the hot girls se champedidos. Your high will be 69 degrees over there. Now we're off to the city of Newport Beach where the girls stay fine with pretty feet. Back. For their sugar daddy. Your high will be 66 degrees. Next, we pull up carefully to the city of Lakeview Terrace.

a real gangster fool. Your name is Clarence. Your hat will be 68 degrees. And lastly, we hit, last week we go shopping style at the Cajonnes, where heinous get dresses and sick as tacones. Yes. Yes.

Lasillas. All the deals. Your hat will be 69 degrees. Fun fact about the santi alleys. You guys know when it started? No, no. In the 1980s, I was there. Oh.

When independent vendors began sending up small stands in the back of the alleys in Los Angeles. Angeles of wholesale fashion district. Over time, the secret spot became the best bargaining spot. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. I love it, dude. I used to get my blue contacts from there.

Nice. And turtles. I got greenie there. Aw. You had blue contacts? I used to wear blue contacts. I used to. You guys haven't seen a video?

He's done it recently. Yeah. I used to get hazel ones when I used to be Puerto Rican. Oh, my God. They had the brand name on it too. It said sample on the contact. I used to get all the bootleg movies from there. Watch them through your fake contacts or whatever.

For sure. By the way, I'm getting to all you guys Gucci bags this weekend there. Hey! They're good quality. They're good quality. They're good quality. But also a tortuga, please. Oh, yeah, and a turtle.

I'm going to get to a tail, too. They say, once you got it, then I'm going to get to a tail, too. They said once you got it, then I'm questioning. So I'm going to get you guys all Gucci bags. Let's go. Hey, guys, so going down. Check it out again. Cerritos, you're going to be 69 degrees, Newport Beach, 66.

Lake Vuterrex, 68, and the Cajjones, you're going to be 69. Nice. Hyena's looking all fine. It's your boy concrete for brownback mornings or pound 06. Let's go. All right, check this out, homie. If you need a homie or need some help. We need your help.

We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got your fault. The homie. No, Plife. Julio needs our help. Julio. Julio hit us up and said, hey, Brownback, I'm Julio, I'm 30, and I love Christmas.

Christmas. Me too. It's my favorite holiday, but something might have ruined it. Already? Already. He said, so we're having our family, our annual family gift exchange, right? I'm thinking I'm going to get my little cousin, maybe my Tia, who only wants Starbucks cards, or something easy.

But I reach into the basket, pull out my little folded up paper. unfold it. And guess what? I get my cousin's baby daddy the same fool I fought at a family party back in 2022. Three years ago. Yeah. He said he was trying to use these stupid beer pong redemption rules after I beat him fair

and square. I told him my Tia's house, my rules, and he didn't respect it at all. Yeah, it goes like that. My house, my rules. A what? A beer pong? Beer prom. Yeah.

It gets competitive. Don't be trying to bring your college rules over here, homie. That's why it's not the house. My house. House rules. What's redemption? So after you make the last cup, then sometimes the game is over. If it's like how you're playing, other people are like, no, redemption.

So then they have to shoot it. And then if they make it, the game goes on. Yeah. We don't play that. We don't play that. Yeah. So it's like, then it can go back and forth. And then you can end up losing after you already won.

Yeah. And then that can lead to a fight. Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. Seriously. Usually people do redemption shots. So if you don't, it's like, you're kind of just being a sore loser.

But you already won. No, the person that won is like... That's it, Rick! Yeah. Oh, he called redemption. No, it gets like that, though, especially... I do call redemption. I didn't play beer pong enough.

Wow. And then you troll, and then you're underneath the... Oh, yeah, when you troll. That's when you have to get under the... Me. That was me all that time. Wow. Well, he said, we were both lit, so we squared up right between the cooler and the speaker

and got a few blows in before half my family dragged us apart. Pause. Not those blows. No. He said, to keep it real, neither of us won. So it was like a quick, quick stuff. You know? He said, ever since then, every family function we both go to has just been awkward.

We haven't talked, but he's always super fake and tries to be nice to me. But I don't buy it. He said, I'm nice to my cousin still, though. It's not her fault. Her man is a lame and doesn't respect the pad. This guy. But now I'm supposed to get him a $25 Christmas gift. All right.

That's cheap. He's mad about it. He said, when I saw who I got, I told my mom to switch with me, but she said, I'm 30 years old and I need to grow up and let that grudge go already. He said, I told her, Amma, you don't understand. I'm standing on a negotio. Brat, at 30? I thought we were talking to college kids. No, he's 30.

Oh, man. He's standing on Negoti. He said, so Brownback, serious question. Do I get him a good gift and be the bigger man? Or do I stand on business, keep it real, and get him something dollar tree level. So he knows I don't mess with him. I don't know. Dollar tree's $1.25 now.

I know. And he still has to spend the $25. Oh, he doesn't have to if he doesn't want to. Well, isn't that the rule? I mean, he can be a jerk, you know? He has to get him something like a bottle of Hymns. It's just embarrassing from everybody. Okay, what do you mean?

What sims? Hymns is when you got a gummy worm. Yeah. Oh, Eric Tiles. Disfunction? Yeah. Is part of the kids, though? Yeah.

He's probably under 30. Why would he have to be? No. That's even worse. Oh, my God. Get up some boxing gloves. Get him out. Round two.

Boom. Oh. Oh, it's Christmas. So, uh. Damn boxing gloves. Yeah. Pullio's issue is very deep because Loki, it's kind of like he feels like you guys are not seeing the POS that I'm seeing. Yeah.

You guys are saying that I'm being. the one that's too uptight or holding onto this, but like, bro, look at a kid. He was like, I'm keeping the real. He's the fake one. Yeah, he's all being fake nice to me, saying happy Thanksgiving, happy holidays. Maybe he's over it. Maybe he's over it. It could be, because that was, what, two, three years ago?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a fake designer. He's like, oh, this is fake. Yeah, just like you, homie. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay. I love that. Sanjali vibes. I love how all of you guys are like pretty much saying, like, you guys, you guys can also be mean girls. Being petty? Yeah.

It feels a little good in your heart. Is there someone in your family secret sanna that if you got you would be like, oh. You just would, it's your least favorite person in the family. Oh, yeah. But I'm not going to say it on air. But what would tell me about her? Oh, it's a her. It's a her.

Yeah. What would you get her if you had to? Lump a pull. I owe you. See you next year. Or how about you owe me? Somebody. Oh, imagine you get somebody that owes you money?

You know what? I'll get her a shampoo bottle because she keeps stealing my shampoo and my sobs and everything. Okay. Okay. You're being very dressed. All right. Tell your sister what's going on. It's not her.

Stop! Now you just narrowed it down. It's her cuneada. No. It's her mom. I get it. Amma! Oh my gosh.

Not going to lie, if I were to get my sister-in-law, his sister in a... Interchamio. Not because she's my least favorite, but I also feel like she's really in the church. Okay. And I don't know, like, I would have to have something... Like, if I were to get her a Lubbu,

I would get hit with, like... Oh! Damn! You're giving me the devil's dog. I would feel too much of a... pressure pressure and stress and whatever I give her I'd have to be

damn I can't get her Pokemon car I can't get her can't get her there's so much list of things that you can't get her I can't get her

the Pfizer shot like that's just too much that's all secular yeah I'd be my cousin my cousin Richard I'm my cousin Richard I want to do

I'll do an interchambio de madrasos with me I'll say, oh, I just go on, dog. Let's just go. Let's go on, dog. And he did say that their limit is $25. Yeah. Oh, $25?

What do you get with $25? He wants to get him something for $0.25. That's how he feels. You can give you a gift card? Because, yeah, because, yeah, you could, like, just go to the gift card. He, I feel like, Julio's complicating it, but he feels like this is, like, this is my chance. Yeah. To let everybody know, I still don't mess with you.

Yeah. Or he could. He could be mature. No. Don't do that. It's just ruin it. Just ruin it. Just ruin his.

You ever got cool with someone in your family you actually had a physical altercation with? Because they had a physical altercation. Yeah. Yes, for sure. I think guys can get over it. What took to patch it up? Oh, my mom telling us like shake hands or sisters. Time.

I don't think we ever patched it up. You never patched it. See? Yeah, just stopped. Literally just stopped like. communicating, stop talking, stop dealing with them, boom, they're gone. They're left, moved away.

No, they're still there. But just, like, gone. Like, don't deal with you at all. Yeah, the tribe has spoken. You're banished from the island. Wow. Got kicked off the island. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, similar, like, there's like a, I had like a run in with, like, a family member. And, yeah, it didn't get fixed, but it didn't get worse. Like, it's just like, we're just around each other, but, like, it doesn't, like,

there's no animosity. I mean, at least out of my end. Are you through blows of family? No, like, close to it. Oh, okay. What's close to blows? Whoa. The grajana.

It's just like a strong hug. Uh, with the mouth? Uh, choked them out. Choked the chicken. A strong hug around the neck. Mm-hmm. Some, some. No, no, something, something.

Really? I'm going to move on, Vic, okay? Yeah. So if you have that, can you, can you be able to re-endul something after a physical education? His whole family is telling Julio, bro, it's been a few years. It's been 22 since you guys fought. And you fought over something so stupid.

So, like, just get over it. And, but he's still like, no, it's not just the fight that we had. But also, like, this guy tried to start talking, like, he's kind and he forgives me. You don't have to forgive me. I don't forget it. Like, it's just weird. Like, you're acting too goody two shoes now about it. If my thios are not over something that happened in 1989 and fight over it till this day.

Let's go. I'm fighting you still. Should he get over it and get this guy a Secret Santa present from the intercom? that he got, there's his op in the family, or is it up still? Tento's down. I don't like you. I don't care that I'm the evil villain in my family's eyes. Because they're trying to make a scene like, bro, it's just you.

Yeah. See, look, he's right here all nice with the button up. Just saying, hey, bro, can we all just get along? Oh, he got a quarter zip on trying to look presentable. Oh, much. To look presentable. On the line, we have Roberto and Pico Rivera. What's up, Rob?

Roberto. Roberto. Hey, what's up, guys? What's up, bro? What's up, bro? What would you tell Julio? You know what? I'm going to start with the mom.

Mom's no best, and he's 30 years old, man. This happened three years ago. But hey, take us out. Being petty is fun, right? I know it is. It's fun to be petty. We all like it, but as I have it, we need to be bigger. Here we go.

Yeah, bro, right? We look inside. Bro, you got to look. As a people, we got to get along. They want to see the brown man down. They want to see the brown man get down. with the other brown man over beer. We got to stick together.

Messing up our brains, bro. But what about the principal? What about your pride? Some people deserve to be slapped, all right? It doesn't matter. We used to be a tribe. Lead is the devil's lettuce. This is the devil's juice.

Yeah. Okay, why are you drinking it? We used to all be a tribe. And we used to be connected by Khorazone. Yes, too. Sangre. In that tribe, they sacrificed the person they didn't like. Oh, true, true.

The Aztecs were very nice. Oh, yeah. Never mind. I forgot about that one. Oh, true. Hey, Robert, that's true. The Aztecs were like hella sacrificial. Did you know that Posovole was actually made from human body parts before it was made from animals?

No, I'm serious. It was a sacrifice. That's why it looks red. I'm serious. I don't know about all that, but hey. I'm Chicanos studies one-on right now. All right, all right. Yeah.

So Julio needs to make some POSOL. I'm like, hey, this could be here. No. This is for our ENT. This looks like you right here. Thank you, Robert. Thanks, Robert. Yeah, look, you could be petty, but as a people, you're just giving in.

Hell no. Smack them up. Smack them up. You're doing what they want us to do. Antonio, Anthony in Rosemead. Good morning, Anthony. What's up, Brown Bag? How are you guys doing?

What's up, Anthony? Anthony talked to us. What should our guy, Julio do? Julio is stuck between, you know, putting his pride aside and being cool with this guy, he fought in the family. It's the boyfriend of his cousin, baby daddy of his cousin. He just don't like him And he knows everybody else

Is falling for the act He just doesn't want to But he did get him for the Secret Santa So he's like Should I just be cool him And give him a nice gift Or should I stand ten toes down And let that guy get cold

Let him get nothing This is what you gotta do You gotta be the best of both worlds You come in there and you buy him A beer pong table Clarence Oh That's a good one

That's a good one I like it Round two Homey Go ahead My rules And then round two Exactly

What if you do all of that? What if you do all of that? No, no, no, what if you do all that? And the guy's like, hey, bro, I just want to be family. Because now he's acting all, he's doing all the right things to the rest of the family. Oh, I know. That's fine. That's great.

And I'm trying to be that way, too. That way we can still see from back then. And we'll end it with one game right here. No fighting afterwards, just one game of Birpong. And even if after I beat you, you can have something to practice on for later. Oh, a trash talking mixed in So you meant another round of beer pong I thought another round of beer pong

No, no, just another round of beer pong No, just a beer pong No, why not? That was good That was good, I think that's a good idea Okay, but whose rules would they be? House rules Who's house?

This is Julio's family He's just the cousin's baby daddy He's just the baby daddy Yeah, that's the whole thing All right, let's go to Cynthia and San Fernando Cynthia and San Fernando, I already know you're gangster. Because we're talking to our guy, Julio, he wants to know if he should.

Look, just get this guy, a secret Santa gift. It's his op in the family. But everybody else in the family has taken this guy's side. He's the baby daddy of one of his cousins. Or should he stand ten toes down and be like, no, this guy's fake. I fought with him three years ago over at Beer Pong. I know what he's like and he's just like he's just acting right now. Cynthia, what would you tell our guy, Julio?

What's up? definitely still partake like you have to show up with something because everybody's like telling him to you know what I mean active age but I was also thinking something along the lines of beer pong I wasn't thinking a whole table but I was thinking like you could definitely it's $25 limit you could get a nice frame you could put like house rules beer pong house rules like go all out in that sense of like you know still being within the theme of you not letting it go But you get a gift. And then round two right there.

So the proper rules. Google the proper rules, print them out, and then put them in a picture frame. You still look like a butt. Yeah, you still look like a jerk. I like these. I like these a lot. It's good, though. Yeah.

And the frames are nice. Go to home good men. Yeah. You can have the whole family around watching too. It's going to be a whole like actual championship game right there. Hey, I'm like this could go wrong though. Get a picture frame of your cousin and her ex. Oh, messy.

I like it. Oh, my little guy, Julio, he wants to know what should he do. Should he go and give a gift for his op in the family? Or should he be nice? It's the holidays. Make it easier on the family. They already know it's awkward. They already know he's going to come over.

You're going to be weird in the corner just staring at him all weird. Haled up. Well, he's just taking pictures with this baby. B and his cousin. The more I picture this, the more Julio seems kind of crazy. He does. Like, he really won't let it go at this point. And he's just like, no, like, you guys don't understand that.

Like, they could be, like, in 30 years. It's just an act. He's just been acting nice for the last 30 years. True. The nieces and nephews are going to look at you, like, those feos now. Like, you guys are never going to get over that fight, but it's worth it. Yeah. It's worth it.

You're saying he should stand on business. Yeah, stand on business the whole time. Make it ugly. It's a holidays. Yeah, see, too, like Vic said he's only the baby daddy. He's not part of the family. It's only the baby daddy. He's not part of the family.

Gosh, Jennifer, Jennifer and Bowhites. Good morning. Hi, good morning. Who is so like that? Jennifer, talk to us. What would you tell our guy Julio, who wants to see if he should give his op in the family a secret stand a gift? He tried switching already. And his whole family's like, no, Julio, this is your chance to say sorry.

And he's like, say sorry. For what? He's a lame. Or should he stand ten toes down? Um, okay, so I've actually been in a similar situation with my family. Oh, talk about it. No, not yet. So it's actually been my baby daddy and my brother who got down at a family function.

Oh, you were the Pima. Oh, yeah. And what happened was that they went, I'd say, like three years without talking. Um, then after that, this past June, I just passed. my brother just passed away so they never made amends they never talked it was always beef between them my baby daddy

never came around so when he passed away my baby daddy kind of felt like he felt like shit he was kind of like what the fuck I'm so sorry I am so sorry I am so sorry I could have

fixed the problem like what the heck like why Like what you know and he just keeps telling me that he wishes that he would have fixed a problem So my my advice to what's his name? Julio Julio is that I say you you fix the problems just squash the bees It's it's at the end it is family like water is thicker than than blood at the end of the day And blood is thicker than water I know your brother's looking down like nah that food still didn't win

No, no, no, no. Jennifer, I'm with you. Greg, that was far even for you. Yeah. I'm sorry, Jennifer. No, it's okay, I know, but at the end, I know guys are going to be guys, and they're going to be like, no, but I want the last word in this argument, but that's the advice that I can give because you don't want to hold grudges.

against somebody, especially now. It's like the holidays are coming around. You don't want to be in a room full of family and be awkward between that person. Yeah, that's going to be your biggest regret. I love to you, Jennifer. I'm so sorry about that. And I'm sorry that Greg is just Greg. My brother's at Heaven's Gates just waiting right now.

No. No, it's okay. I listen to you every morning on my way to go take my son to school and you guys crack me to hello. Oh, thank you, Jennifer. sending you our love. Hold on the line. Julio, you gotta squash it, bro.

Let it go. Let it go. No, Jennifer told me. No. Squash it. We have kids calling up to nominate their parents for the naughty list. Yeah. That's right.

We've had kids call in and say that my dad wakes me up and he makes me rub his feet. Oh, yeah. My dad makes me walk on his back. My dad hasn't seen me since I was born. I don't even have a dad. Oh, that was sad. That was sad. That was sad.

Yeah, my dad's drunk. Yeah, my dad's always drunk. My mom would be throwing up. Okay, whatever. But now we have some callers calling in, and we have Juliana from La Puente. She's nine years old. Juliana. Hi, Juliana.

How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good, good. Tell us why you're nominating your dad for the Nottie-Less. Oh, your dad. I'm not nominating my dad because my mom, washes his clothes and folds it

and he leaves it on the floor and the dog steps all over and lays on it. Oh my gosh. I'd be so mad if I was mom. Wow, it's like she's doing all that work for nothing. How's it the dad's fault? It's a dog's fault. No, because the dad doesn't put it away.

She just folded it too. He knows if he leaves, she already told him if he leaves it on the floor, the dog's going to step all over it. And that's exactly what happens. Me and my mom normally have to put it away. Oh, see, she does it too. Wow.

It is child labor. Child labor. Okay. Thank you, Juliana. All right. Now we're going to go to George in Burbank on line seven. George. Hello?

Hey, George. Hi. George. Why are you nominating your dad for the naughty list? That's on my birthday. He gave me electric guitar. Electric guitar? My favorite colors.

Yeah, my favorite color is red. Uh-huh. And then he, instead of a red one, he gave me a blue one. Oh, he gave you a blue one instead of a red one, but he got you what you wanted. George, who's sitting with you right now, George? Is that your mom or your dad? Is that your mom or your dad? My mom.

Your mom? I don't know. I don't see anything naughty about that. They were probably just sold out. Yeah. Your dad's a great guy. Yeah. Your dad's a great guy.

I don't know about this one. Yeah. He's a hardworking man. All right, we're going to go to Anna Lynn in Long Beach, who's six years old. Anna Lynn. Hi, Anna Lynn. He's so cute. Hi.

Anna Lynn, why are you going to nominate your mom for the naughty list? Because he always gets on me because he doesn't let me eat hot kids in the morning. Oh, my gosh. He doesn't. He doesn't let me. He doesn't. She yells at me in the morning and she doesn't let you eat hot Cheetos. What a monster.

What a monster. What that, like, how cute is she? Oh my gosh. How could you tell her no for anything? Is your mom right there? Yeah, I'm right here. How dare you? You monster!

How dare you? Why don't you let her eat red 40 in the morning? Because it's too early, but she's actually a second too. She's what? She's what? She's a twin. She's a twin. Oh, my God.

I yelled at both of them. Oh, my God. What do you yell at both of them for besides the chips? Because they always like, can I have hot chitos? I'm like, you're having me night breakfast or, like, in your room. And it's just always like hot chitos in the morning. Okay, I get the hot chitos because I had some hot chitos the other day in the morning. Oh, in the morning?

Oh, in the morning? I messed up my stomach. Oh, wow. You have to get her used to it. Yeah. Angie, if you would have ate them at six, then maybe your stomach will be fine right now. Oh, my God, I doubt it. All right, Annalin, you win the tickets to Magic Mountain.

Anna Lynn. And when you're on your way, eat some hot Cheetos too, all right? So cute. So cute. So cute. Thank you, Anna Lin. You win a family four pack of tickets to Magic Mountains, Holiday in the Park, with select dates now through January 4th.

Please hold on the line right now. Angie, what is going down with the Kardashians? Oh my God. Chloe's out of pocket. Okay, so she was like on TikTok Live because Kim was under her little... Yeah, Skimsmith or something like that. Yeah, she was like a fan, I guess. Like she was like typing and asked Chloe a question about her crush.

And Chloe was encouraging this fan to give her crush a mouth job. Caratsats. Just say it, got her seats. Yeah, but on TikTok Live, listen. Do it on TikTok life. No, no. She was on TikTok lives. Same.

Oh, look. No, listen, listen, listen. I mean, you're going to be drunk at the holiday party. Probably hook up with him. Probably and like, Mom, I didn't say anything wrong. I was going to say, just do it and say yes, I have the crush. No, but then if you give him like a bloke in, like, the closet. I'm not saying that.

This is a family show and we're live. It's on TikTok. And I didn't say one thing wrong. I said, if you want to give him a bloke in the closet, he'll say yes. What? What was the question the fan asked? Like, how do I get my crush to say yes or what? No, it was like something at the holiday party, right?

Like, how do I talk to my crush at the holiday party? Pretty innocent. Yeah, she was just hyping up the fan and just, she was just saying like, yeah, hook up with him. We're going to be drunk and give him that little. That's a crazy jump. Yeah. And that's why her mom was like, Chloe. Like, why?

Get right to it. Chloe's like, Connie, you want the views, don't you? She's a, we heard that. She's a crazy girl. She's a crazy girl. Yeah. Crazy good. No, holiday parties don't go like that.

No, they don't. I would hope not. What are we having ours next week? Okay. Who are you going to the closet with? What are you going to be in the closet with Greg? Is it concrete? Who's giving, who's receiving?

And I'm walking to the closet. I've got to the closet. I open the closet. I hope you don't know the reference, children. I hope you don't know the reference. that are listening. It's family show. There's 18 episodes.

And then I would be in to that closet. Okay. All right. I thought he would have stopped the 17. All right. Look, big news just happened. Netflix just bought Warner Brothers for $72 billion. Damn.

Billion? Yes. And that means they now own the rights to famous characters like all the Looney Tunes. So bugs, Daffy, everybody could think of. Really? all the DC universe Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, all them. Harry Potter.

What? Harry Potter, they own Harry Potter as well. No way. Yep. Yeah. And even TV shows like Game of Thrones. Huh. Yes. Like you said 72 billion?

72 billion. I'm just thinking like, wow. Do you like Zelda or something? Is that like a Zelle? Wire transfer. What's your cash app? Yeah, that's a lot of money. Wonder Brothers.

What's the cash app? Yeah. It's a lot. of money. They own all, you know, like, of their characters and their TV productions and, like, all that stuff. And it also means that they're going to plan on taking movies from theaters to streaming much quicker. Yeah. I mean, that's already happening now. Yeah. Yeah. It's not like instantly you could stream a movie when it releases. It takes a couple days and it's like usually on HBO or something like that. Well, not that quick. No? No. It's like, right now it's like a month to like.

Like when sinners came out, I believe it came out in like April. Uh-huh. And then it dropped on streaming, I think, in July. April. So, you know, like two months. Two months. Okay. But now they plan on moving them to streaming even quicker.

Damn. But that means that a lot of people aren't going to go to the movie theaters anymore. That's what I was about to say. Movie theaters. You're not going to get that popcorn anymore. Yeah, because if you miss it, you're like, okay, well, don't worry. And, like, for example, I wanted to watch Zootopia. Yeah.

And I'm like, oh, damn, I didn't get to go last weekend. Oh, like, I want to go this weekend. Yeah. Uh-huh. But if it comes out on streaming next weekend, what the hell am I going to go this weekend for? Not going to lie, I am that person. I'm that person or I'm like, oh, that looks like a good movie. I'll just wait until it's on streaming.

Really? Yeah. I love going to the movies. That's one of my favorite things to do. Yeah. But even me, I'll be like, I'll just wait until next week. Yeah, because it comes out. You can watch it at home.

Yeah. But you don't get that experience of going to the movie theater and getting your popcorn and all that stuff. I also go. You can have a different experience. So. Ew. Talking about Netflix and chill and all that. Oh.

We're talking about Netflix here, right? Warner Brothers and chill now. Warner Brothers and pause. Do you guys think it's a good or a bad thing, though, that like Netflix is like now owning everything? Literally everything. Because now it's like we saw the Canelo fight was on Netflix. That was on Netflix. Jake Paul's fighting on Netflix.

WWE is now on Netflix every Monday night. Live sports. A lot of life sports. Yeah. A lot of life. Live sports. Yeah. They had the Christmas game.

Wow. For football. So it's like so many things are just going to be on Netflix. On Netflix. I think it's just so easy for people to access. Oh yeah. Everybody has it. It's a little $10 a month?

With ads? What do you think, Angie? With the Netflix? Is it good or bad that they're owning everything? I don't think they're owning everything. It's just entertainment. Pretty much. I think they just bought us.

Yeah. Don't say that, no. I think they just bought Brown. Back mornings, you guys. Netflix. You can buy me for about like a mill. A mill? Maybe $100,000.

That's it? That's it. You just threw 90% off in a second, bro. You want to buy me a coffee. Valu yourself a little more, Greg. Buy me a coffee in you. Valu yourself a little bit more. What's up, Netflix?

That's it. Netflix, give me a dollar. Yeah, give me a dollar. Hey, just help me out. Just help me out, right? Yes. But yeah, big news, $72 billion. That's a lot.

Netflix just bought Warner Brothers. That's insane. amount of money. That is a lot. First Friday of December. We're getting there. End of the year. A lot of like a lot of countdown list, a lot of recaps and all of that. So Google has released the top trending musicians in the U.S. in 2025, number one year. You guys will never guess. Go. Guess who's number one most Googled musician in 2025?

Drake! Of course you would say Drake. No. Biggs not even the top 10. Oh! Try again. Oh, Sabrina Carbiner. Oh, that's a good one.

That would be a good one, but it's a no. It's the demon hunters, people. Oh, that's a good one, too. Katzai. Katsai. No. Huntricks. Huntricks, yes.

No, they're not on there. What? I'm wondering if they included them, but Katzai is. Katzai is also. Right. The girls. They're not those girls. Oh.

Katzai is another group. That's a group. That's six of them. Six of them. Oh, thanks. That's like six of them. I finally did it, dude. I feel so young right now, guys.

Oh, my God. I don't know a few of these, but I can guess why people were Googling them. Benson Boom was number 10. And I remember I googled Benson Boone because a Facebook guy dressed up like him for his wife. He had a good year. He performed really well at an award show. What song does he know? Does he do?

I don't know who he is. Benson Boone. That's not the name of the song. He's not going to see his own name. NBA young boy. What? I've Googled him because it's like, damn. His crowd is insane.

It's wild. Yeah, he's been up there. Coldplay. Guess why? Coldplay. Oh, the couple. There's people that were... Colpe and Parosos.

That was this year. Yeah. What do you mean in Palosos? Aren't they the same people that, like, put their... Oh, no, that was you too, how to put the album on your phone. Yeah. No. Why are you putting all the white band together?

Same thing. No, Colte is the one that they pan and then the co-workers. Right, yes. Cheaters. Then, I don't know this person. I'm sorry. who to this person. Alex Warren, no say.

Alex Warren, yes. This must be a youthing. Uthing over there, stagecoach area. Go country, 105. Also, I think Jonas Brothers, they did a, like, a collaborer or like a reunion this year or something. Oh, they did. Yeah. But they're number six.

Number five, Dochi. Let's go, Doug. Okay. All right. Anxiety hit this year. Oh, wow. You know, people were like, who is she? Who is she?

Who is she? Who is she? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Somber. You don't know se. Somber?

Somber? Somber. S-O-M-B-R But now I'm going to Google and add to that Yeah Number three The bad bunny baby Yeah

I'm really like Googling bad bunny at the Super Bowl Yeah He got announced So people are like Who's bad bunny character Why do I hate him? Yeah

Then Katzai was there Then the Maybe they're trying to Is Katzai Demon Hunters? Yeah Maybe Number one though

None of these is number one Number one is more like Eich. Eich. Then the others. It's the artist David. Oh, yeah. I Googled him a lot of times.

I googled him a lot of times. I googled what's up with the case. For the wrong reasons, though. Yes, David infamously, he is, right now I think it's up to a grand jury about what they're going to do. We're in regards to him and the passing away of Celeste, a young girl that was found in the back of his Tesla trunk in like a tow yard a few months back. and he was on tour at the time. You know, it's been kind of up in the air because no arrest have been made.

But now, again, there is evidence that's gone to the grand jury on whether they will charge him and indict him or whatever. But, yes, people have been Googling him. Not going to lie. I've Googled him a lot. For sure.

I want to keep up so bad. And his name is weird because it's not just David. It's the D4VD. Yeah. So you know you're not just Googling the name David. No.

Googling the D4VD. What the hell? Googling that? Like, has he been arrested yet? Yes. And all the allegations that come from it, her being super young already. Yeah. 1415 at the time that this all happened. But younger when she was, I guess she had ran away from home to go live with him in the hills.

The way that he has his concerts and all that type of stuff. Songs that he has. Yeah, I was like, oh, this is crazy. Yeah. It's all bad. Yeah, it's all bad. But it has made him number one, Google. That's the hell you have to do to be arrested.

Yeah. Yeah. At this point. That's like my question. They have to like, I guess, legitimately tie you or they want to have like a solid case so that you can't, you can't find reasonable doubt. Yeah. Because right now, not to be his lawyer or anything or be on his side, right now you could be like,

well, I was not there. Like I'm on tour. You know? And it's like, so they got to like connect, connect this guy. Before they press charges. Yeah. They got to make sure it's solid. But let's go on to some way happier news coming up in this holiday season.

season. TDE, they've announced their TDE Christmas! Yeah! Toy Drive slash Christmas concert! It's going down Thursday, 12, 18, Thursday, December 18th, and it's the lineup, it's the TDE lineup, Dochi, Absole, Isaiah Rashad,

Jay Rock, Lance Skywalker, Rayvon, Shant to our homie, Rayvon, School Boy, Q, Sir, Siza, and Zikari. Plus, special guests, and I will tell you, there is always special guests here. I've seen Rionari. I've seen Rihanna at these. What?

Kendrick Lamarck's come out here. Yeah. No, like the names of all names come out and play when it comes to the TV concert and Toy Drive. Last year I saw Glorilla in a glow cart. Oh, yeah. Zoom by me. Yeah.

It's really, really cool. And the only thing you got to pay, because people will pay big bucks to see this whole lineup. Oh, for sure. It's just an unwrapped gift, an unwrapped toy to be able to donate it. That's the entry fee into this. Beautiful. It's amazing.

It's amazing. It's going down in Watts at the Nickerson Gardens Projects. You got to go. You got to hang out. See it up. And we're going to be there too. So say what's up to us when you're there. It's a concert and toy drive.

Community give back. Big up to TD, man. Let's go. See? I don't know that's wrong, no. Keep it here. It's Paran 106. Ellie's number one for hip-hop.