Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 615 She's a Classic Car with Miles 🚗 + Is a Fade Haircut Unprofessional? | Brown Bag Mornings (12/08/25)

Episode Date: December 8, 2025

This week, we dive into the Homie Helpline to counsel a guy whose 'glow up' has him ready to trade in his loyal wife for a chance at finding an Instagram 'test drive'. Meanwhile, the crew debates whether getting a "fade" haircut makes you officially unprofessional if you’ve somehow managed to hit the big 3-0, according to one viral real estate agent. [Edited by @iamdyre 🚕]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brownback, the better. Come on. It's Parano 6. LA's number one for hip-hop windows Diaz. Good morning to you. Good morning. It's December 8th. Happy Monday, everybody. And yes, we're getting down to it when we all have our holidays here with the family.

I should add some Oleg, Oleg, Oleg, Oleg, Oleg to this because, oh my gosh, tickets for FIFA. Insane. Did you guys see they drew all the matchups? Yeah. This past week. It's going to kick off with Mexico versus South Africa. Oh, yeah. Over in Mexico, Mexico City.

It's going to cost you a pretty penny if you want to go, though. I bet. Did you guys see the drawing as it happened? Anybody? No, not live. Yon't even people? Oh, my goodness. It was a trip because they had the presidents, Canada and Mexico and America all there,

and each pulled out their own countries, which they're drawing. They're drawing where everybody's going to match up. And it was a trip. It's like Trump. pulled out USA. Shinebone pulled out a, excuse me,

Mexico, oh my goodness. And then the Canadian president, I don't know his name. Anybody? Pulled out Canada? He pulled out Canada. What the trip?

So he was like, what is this? Rig. That wasn't on purpose? No, it wasn't on purpose. He tried to pick out, it's a random drawing.

And they're each helping because they're the whole nation's, but they each pulled out their own countries, pause. That's pretty crazy. Do we play ourselves? No.

No. Oh my goodness. No, no. You just played yourself. No, bro. They're doing the brackets, and then they're pulling out which one's which, and it was just a trip that each mentioned.

That actually happened. Sports. But fans hoping to get tickets, especially for the high-profile games, should be prepared. The resale markets already reacted. And there's some listings for the final that are averaging more than $22,000 per ticket. At this stage, this is like barely when they announced all the, like, what?

Imagine as it gets closer and closer, and we still, we see Brazil and Argentina just take everything. I'm kidding. I know. That's what I was watching. It would be the first or their last. Yeah, I was watching, like, a new sports channel

and they were saying that they're like, Brazil or Argentina just going to win. France might be up there too, friends and my favorite. France or Italy or Germany. And of course, Mexico always has a shot in our hearts. They do. No, it's been nice. I know.

Don't remind me, Angie. When you have a slogan that says, If si se pui'i, no. It's very hopeful. It's very hopeful. You got to maintain the hope there, brother. We did a new one, like si suzapudo, you know what I'm doing?

It's going to be a good time. You know, I saw this thing about Haiti. Haiti had just, it's their first time at the, at the World Cup. Oh, wow. And then they look and they're in the group that has Brazilian in. Oh, why do you guys invite us? So you can turn us around. You're going one-on-one with the Undertaker.

Basically. Basically. it'll be a fun time and let's see you who group a is group a is Mexico, South Africa, Korea and it's like Czech, Denmark, Ireland to be determined. It's like a, it's like a which one of the ones that's going to make it out there. So there we go. That that's, that seems like doable.

Yeah. USA's in group D. USA, Paraguay, Australia and then KOS. Like there's like debatable. I can't wait. Yeah, Mexico's tough. They usually never passed like after that first. No, they have.

No. Yeah. They go after that. And then they get a little murky right there. So that's why it's important to go to the first games, everybody. Yes, exactly. Guaranteed they'll be there. Yeah, so Mexico versus South Africa is going to kick everything off.

So I know we're definitely going to be watching that game. Oh, for sure. Going down at Mexico City Stadium. Wow. Most of the Mexico games are going to be in Mexico. So it's a lot of there. Friday, June 12, USA versus Paraguay is happening at Los Angeles Stadium. We don't have a Los Angeles Stadium, but a stadium.

Coliseum. They probably haven't chose if it's going to be like SoFi or Coliseum. The Rose Bowl or Coliseum. Yeah. New York's going to get Brazil versus Morocco on Saturday. Wow, that's a good good. Yeah. I'm like, well, it's a good little flight.

Plan a summer trip to New York. Watch the Brazil game. Pretend you're Brazilian. There's a lot of Moroccan homies over there. Where are they going to play? Fresh Montana. Montana. There's a lot of Moroccan homies out there.

Are you guys are, are you watchers of the world? Yes. Okay. Big time. Yeah? How are you watching? Because a lot of times the World Cup games in other countries, they would take place super early in the morning.

I would be at a bar at 4 a.m. Yeah, I'm going to be right there with Chaconne. Taking shots at that time? Oh, yeah. Oh, for sure. We're going to stroll in after. All right. Since it's happening here, we don't have to worry about that, fools.

Oh. Shots here in the studio. No. Pre-game. That's right. That's right. You know, It'll be at like a normal time you're saying

Still work days, you know We still have a good job that we do We do Yeah Unless you're planning not to work here Unless you're planning your action No then I just want to watch it just fine with that Can we watch it here?

Can we watch it here? We'll probably have it in the background But you know With shots? With shots? Probably not with shots No I don't want to watch it then I'll just you guys just tell me how I went

No because they're in It's in America and Canada and Mexico The times are probably going to be good For us For our clock Like, everybody else probably got to, like, this is when Africa has to wake up super early. Where did they have it before? Yeah, South Africa.

With the Woolozelas? Yeah. They had a, you know, uh... Didn't they have any Korea was there? No, I'm not about Olympics. Qatar. Qatar. They got to wake up in weird times now to watch it when it's regular for us.

It's our time. I don't actually like that. I have unpopular opinion. I wanted to be at the crazy times. That's what makes it feel like it's World Cup time. Oh, no. It was Mimi's. Mimi's time.

I'm waking up at two. Or not going to the car, lax am I'm saying? We're not going to the bar for you? Go to the bar, go to the bar. Will you have a job? I don't know. But go to the bar.

Not this year. Not here, not here. Because loki, we're on the radio. At a warehouse. Yeah, your warehouse job? It'll probably let you take the sick day. I apologize for my voice. It's just how I was born.

I know it annoys you. And even more I know. Because I am congested. Blame concrete. Why? He started all this. He started all this. Yeah.

Okay, and what? I'm saying that because I'm finally over my sickness. Concrete started the congestion. Yeah. And do you see how I'm your direct line of sight? And then you probably just crossed in my phone. Well, that's a reggae thing. You got me sick and now he got letty sick.

Wow. That's cold. It's all those meat and greets, concrete. What are you? A virus? You know what? Yes. That's probably when it happened, man.

Don't blame. I feel like dating his documentary, man. I got to go take a shower. He did say that. I'm out here amongst the people he's there. Tell me you watch a documentary. It's so good. It's so good.

Oh, we're just lying today, huh? You didn't watch it? No, I'm sure. Yeah. No, he did. Really? Yeah. I got one more episode.

Favorite part. Leticia. Stop. When it gets to the freakoffs, man. That's episode three. I know. People complain? That's crazy.

Crazy. They complained of the... Oh, God. Malagradice, you guys. On Friday, I got recognized by the LA City Council. And it was really tight to be there. Shout out to Salev and Kinika Romero. They had a lot of initiatives for Central Americans,

Salvadorian Americans. And it was really cool that they were like, look, we want to highlight people. that of Salvadorian heritage and are in media. So it was myself, another DJ, was people that worked in newspapers, in TV and all of that, right? And it was really cool to Loki

be in front of the LA City Council. If you've ever seen Harry Potter, okay, there's this time where they're like on trial or like it's something, and it looks like that. I was in there, and they're talking, they're doing their LA City Council business, but I'm looking at the walls.

I'm like, oh my God. Harry Potter is so cool. Yeah. Is I at the bank. You're the biggest Harry Potter fan too. Yeah, I loved it. It was really, really cool. And there was a moment.

So we're up being recognized. My mother Salvadorian, so it was really beautiful to, like, honor that side. Growing up in L.A., I talk about it all the time. I feel like I'm who was raised more on my Mexican side. But now I'm tapping in and trying to learn as much about where my mother's from as possible. But it was cool that. So Monica Rodriguez, Councilman Monica Rodriguez and Eunicez Hernandez and Unisis Hernandez, they're the ones that recognized us. But they give a moment to the rest of the council members to, like,

say something if they'd like to. And a lot of them, like, stood up to say something, including council member Lee. Okay, so he represents the 12th district, Northridge, that area is really cool. And he was, he was so happy. He stood up and he was like, look, I really like news in the morning. But when I'm with my aides, those are the people that work with me and in my office, they always want to listen to Brown Bag. And, like, he or she is.

So it was so cool that, like, he had his little attachment to the station. That's cool. And shout out to whoever his aides. Oh no, a guy named Jorge. They told me to shout out Jorge. Jorge and Councilmember Lee. So thank you guys so much for listening. You're probably talking to right now.

Yeah. You've been to LA City Council. You were to? Yeah, and Bopi. And my dad. Oh, okay. Did you? We're both wrecked, yeah.

Amazing. Did Councilmember Lee say hi to you? I'm sure he did. He said, I roll. Stop! Concrete. I love him. Councilmember Lee, I told.

He told him his only role right now is not doing an accident. I couldn't help myself. No, he's the sweetest, nicest guy. And he represents like the valley. His carita. Yeah, look at his face. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

John Lizzo, let's get it. Shout on John Lee, our council member in the 12th district. Hey, where's he from? What do you mean? Where's he from? Northridge? He said Northridge. That's right.

That's right. That's right. This guy. That's... They're from Bois. They're from Mista L. Who is? That's right.

Oh, yeah. No, I know, but, you know. He just likes it. That's amazing. How I... Oh, and do it. Oh, and do it. Oh, and did it.

How was your speech? I mean, I saw a little bit on Instagram, but, like, tell us what... No. We want to hear it. We want to hear it. We want to hear it. Come on.

No, there is a whole different thing. Come on. You can't. You can't. You can't. What did you say? What did you say? What did you say?

you because a lot of them speak really, really, really good Spanish. And then if Salvadorians kind of speak Spanish with another accent, it's like they speak Spanish in cursive because they have like this like singy songy to their Spanish. And so there was a point in time where everybody went up and they spoke and they all spoke in Spanish. And I'm like, I got to try it. I got to try it. But instead I talked to them in my best Spanish about how I've like I've told you guys, I've always felt a little bit embarrassed to latch on to that side because I knew I didn't have the accent.

I know I wasn't as cultured as someone else that grew up in a predominantly Salvadorian home. But I still feel like I represent a lot of kids that are Mexican and Salvi at the same time. And so like a lot of them were married to Mexicans or have Mexican Salvadorian people in their family. And they're like, you actually represent a lot like a bigger piece of our pie than you think. So yeah, so it was really, really cool. I said that in Spanish. I tried. Oh, so your speech was like,

Grasias. How'd you say? No, I don't like that. Chill. Paralachita. You don't. You really don't. You really don't.

That's you. No. Paralo's ninos. See, and that's why I don't do the speech. See? Yeah. I don't speak that bad, but being made fun of like that makes me no one to speak. Parales antennas.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Thanks. Paralonche. Hot talks. What?

Paral loz. All right. That's good. No, it sounded amazing. Good job. We're so proud of you. We're so proud of you. Shout to Malika Rodriguez, Jose, that's right. Shout out to Eunice Hernandez.

And shout out to Councilmember Lee. Come on, man. Go, go, go. Go, go Maureen. Sorry, Councilman, Lee. This is a Northridge. No, he's not a resident, but he drives by around there.

Yeah. He should go to Northridge Mall. He's like, oh, really. I've really gone downhill Oh, God You better stop All right, keep it here

Well actually let's get into You want to do scrolling or you want to do your Monday mashup bro Which one you think? I feel like the Monday mashup Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. What are we doing?

We're doing a little Monday mashup You guys know I like to get it like You know what's a little freaky It's not so early And you're neck to concrete You know how we were all like Yeah, we all watched the ditty duck I feel like Greg was inspired

I was Ew, don't say that. You know what this needs? More Christmas. More Christmas. Don't be a complainer being entertaining. Yeah. Hit me with it.

What are you doing? Go, do it. I'm going to let it snow, let it snow. Just play the mouse. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Right here, this says, let it snow, freaky.

What? Oh, no. Let it snow has a lot of meanings, dog. DJ. Thanks. Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delight. And since we've no place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Man, it doesn't show sign to stop, and I brought me some corn for popper.

The lights are turned the way down low. Let it snow. Let it snow. When we finally kiss good night How I hate going out in the storm But if you really hold me tight All the way home I'll be warm And the fire is slowly dying

And my dear, we're still good wine But as long as you'd love me so Let it snow, let it snow, and so Ride it My reindeer Holidays, kids. Wow. Hey, that song, the lyrics, actually freaky.

Let it snow? Yes. Yes. When the lights go down low. I was like, whoa, hold on you. Let it snow, let it snow. What? No.

No, you got to listen to it with a different year. With Tony in the background. The context is way different. Herbie Madgear. I'm good listening to it. Christmas, happy jolly all day. Exactly. You're not going to ruin.

Christmas. When we finally kiss good night. I know, but that one January comes on. His head starts body rolling. He did. He says, how I'll hate going out into the storm. Yeah, because it's cold. It's getting freaky.

That's what it is. Because it's cold. He wants to stay at home. Let it snow. All right, Greg. Crazy boy. We have the weather with concrete coming up, but first, let's get into scrolling. And this guy's going to make you want to catch a fade with him.

Yep. Every guy in the room right here is over 30, right? You're over 30 years old. Not you, Greg. Not me, not me. I'm 29. I'm getting there. I'm getting there, though.

What's the haircut that you got, concrete? What's your haircut? I don't get a haircut. Oh, no, he has a ponytail. No, but he has a side shave too. Yeah, I just get a side, like, you know, just fade on the side. Fade on the side? All right, you, Vic?

I get a fade. You get a fade as well? You're unprofessional if you're over the age of 30 and you're getting a fade. This guy, by the name of Abraham Sanchez, is going viral because he says, getting a fade, it's just unprofessional. It does not look nice. And it took me a while to accept this because I've been getting the same haircut of fade for like 10 years. But this year, it dawned on me.

I'm 31 years old. I have a professional career. I ask people to trust me with potentially their biggest asset in life, hundreds of thousands of dollars. And I have a haircut that a kid in high school gets. I have a haircut that I've been getting for like 10 years. It doesn't even look professional. Yep. He's saying that a fade does not.

I bet he's a real estate agent. He is. Yeah. He's solving. We'll just sell the house. We'll just do the open house, bro. What's the APR? He has the haircut.

I wouldn't even know what to call it, but it's... The comb over? Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. Comover. The gentleman's haircut? It's called the gentleman's cut. What would you describe it like? You could check it out, Brownback Morning's 1-0-6 on Instagram right now.

It's like the comb over with a long side. It is kind of like a gentleman's cut. It's a gentleman's haircut. That's crazy. Where the sides are longer as well, but not as long as the time. top. Yeah. And I mean, there's nothing wrong with that haircut, but there's also nothing wrong with a tapered gentleman's haircut either.

Like, what? I mean, for him to say that like, like, it's unprofessional? It's like, okay, you're getting a six-year-old's haircut, all right? Cool. When Little Vic was, yes, Little Vic had that same haircut when he was six years old. That's unprofessional. He used to spit up on himself at that age. I'm not going to lie, I didn't start getting fades until probably high school.

So that's what I was like. Also, if Little Vic spitting up by six-year-old, that's a problem of my best. Okay, maybe that was that probably wasn't. This probably wasn't six of them. Younger. Younger. Six months old. Six months old, whatever.

And you already had a gentleman's hair coat? That's the like, no. Don't poke holes in my stuff, right? Like a little politician at six months old. Don't do the math, all right? Don't do the math, all right? He came out with a lot of hair. Yes, but I guess if you have a real estate agent and they have a fade haircut, would you take them serious?

It doesn't matter on the haircut. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Yeah. It's on the house. Just don't put me on a, you know, a 75-year loan and, you know, just be good by me. I don't care what you look like. It doesn't matter.

But we should get rid of manned buns. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Concord. That's a direct guy. That's a direct madraso over here, dog. Yeah.

Yeah. He goes in 2014. Oh, catch me. He had one a couple years ago. What was that? I know he did. Yeah. He lost waiting.

He's acting brand new already. But I grew up. I grew up and got a fan. That's what it happened. Go catch a fade with him, Concrete. All right. Let's get into the weather. And now, the weather.

Oh, hell, God. With concrete storm. What's up, Peritos? Hey, summer is here early, guys. Summer is back in Southern California. It's going to be beautiful. Weather for Monday, December 8th. First, we're after the city of Westmont,

where fools be like, come on, perro, come get some. Your hat will be 75 degrees today. Now we pull up to the city of Casa Conejo. This weekend I got faded, Uber, and got to my Casa. Oh, Pande. Sorry. You can't say that. I can't say that.

Are you sure? Pesativo? You take the weather at a venue? What? Casa Conejo, that's a venue? No, that's a community. Oh, okay. Beautiful community.

Your high will be 78 degrees in Casaconejo. Next, we get all sandy, Sandy, in the city of Hermosa Beach, where you can pull up and see a Hermosa Beach. Your high will be 70 degrees. Lastly, we dodged tumbo weeds in the city of Adelanto where it looks like the Isla del Enkanto. No, it doesn't. It's a desert. And your high will be 67 degrees out there. Fun fact about the city of Adelanto.

It was one of the first cities to actually encourage commercial cannabis cultivation, guys. Okay. Yeah. So why they ask, why they are the way they are over there? Because they started it. Oh, gosh. City to encourage it. What does that mean?

Like they were okay. They were okay and then they started and the legalization. And the legalization of marijuana cultivation. And then everybody else followed. They've been sending smoke signals for a long time over there. They've been throwing random festivals over there. I don't want to. I'll talk about my homey nationwide promotions, dog.

It is. It's pretty good. Hey, Westmont, you're going to be 75 degrees. Casa Conejo, 78, Hermosa Beach, 7. in Adelanto, you're beautiful. Don't let no one to tell you otherwise. Especially concrete. Especially me.

You're going to be out there windy and stormy and sandy at 67 degrees today, guys. It's going to be warm all week, so take off your clothes. Nope. That's a crime. Your winter clothes, sorry. Concrete will be here again tomorrow morning at 7.50. I will be doing the weather. Brownback morning is your boy, concrete.

Let's get it. Happy birthday to my dad. Oh, my dad's birthday. Happy birthday. 75 today. Don Luis. Juan Ocho Bois. Pueblo Nuevo boys.

That's my guy right now. He's driving around in his van, I'm probably in some valley. Yeah. Man, if you see him, Kimmer Hank, he's a great guy. Him and his homies

at El Pulpo, that's the pick your part. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They bark? Yeah. He's like, I'll go, and then they all bark at him. I'm like, let's go,

Dad. That's where Huarito gets it from, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Well, why you laughing at me, no. No, I'm not laughing at you.

That's just what you say. he's just in his van driving around. That's crazy. No. No, what do you mean? You're not going to do that. No. You're not going to do that to my dad.

Happy birthday, seor. He's a working. Yeah. It's a key to my heart. That's, you're better. Just for that, you're going to book him for a job, and you're not even going to need any key.

You're just going to pay him. He'll pay him. He'll say, do you know, of what? He's playful like that, too. Yeah. Yeah, he's really cool.

That's dope. They call him the least. If I get him a cake, will he eat it or will you leave it in the fridge? I don't know. That was not my bad. Oh, okay. Have you given it to her?

While we're here for the Homi Helpline, I love it like that you're laughing like Santa Claus, big, because he told me he told you to bring it out and you didn't. What cake? I brought my own cake. I don't know. You always bring your cakes. Thank you, Con.

We know that. We know that. No one's eating anything back there, Victor. What's going on here? I don't know. I just want to give a happy birthday. Shout out to my damn 75. I love you so much.

You're amazing. Happy birthday, Signore. You're amazing. Much. Yes. Much, much, much, much. There you go. There you go.

For my birthday, concrete. Brought a tres leches cake, but didn't tell me. But it's mad at me that I didn't eat it. What do you mean? Because you put it, you hit it. Then. Hit it in the fridge?

Yeah, but no one brought it out. but you're upset at me for not eating it. I didn't even know you brought it. You should probably be upset at other people. You should be upset at other people, not me. Mona, what should I bring? Donate to her cake. Whatever you want, I'm bringing a cake.

I would have loved it there's letcher's cake if someone brought it out. Yeah. That would be really good. Don't worry. Oh, yeah, but he left. Yeah, he left. That's frost biting. Cut a slice and he did.

No, it's full the real lecher now. The milk has gone bad. Let's go into the homie help line. All right, check this out. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for. The homie help line. Damien needs our help. Damien hit us up and said, Yo, brown bag, got a bit of a situation. Two years ago, my wife got a hysterectomy. And recently, I'm considering divorcing her. Oh.

He said, I'm 32. She's 40. We've been married for a few years, but have been together 10 years. When we first got together, she was already a mother. mother and her daughter is now 21. She said she didn't want any kids and neither did I at the time, but now things have changed on my end. He said two years ago, I had some huge changes in my life.

My mom passed away and within the same month, my wife got a medically necessary hysterectomy, surgery to remove the uterus so she can't have kids anymore. And it was a tough time for me. My perspective on life has never been the same. My cousins have had kids and recently, seeing them with their baby. makes me happy, but sad also because I want that too. I know I won't have that if I stay with my wife and we've talked about adopting, but I really want my own kids. She's been loyal and amazing to me, but I want a family now. To be honest, I think I always wanted a fam, but prioritized being with her

over my wants. I was on the brink of telling her last month I wanted a divorce, but the sad look in her eyes made me rethink it. She's been through a lot in her life, and I would be destroying her world. She'll have to move back to Vegas and start over in her 40s. She's the only relationship I've had, so it's been difficult, especially since she's been so good to me. He said, should I, should I leave her and try to find a woman to have a family with or stay and not ever have kids? What do I do, brown bag? Oh, that's tough. Yeah. Poor lady. Real tough. Yeah, there's always someone younger. Great.

I mean, he really wants kids, if you're saying it like that though, like he's always going to be thinking about that in his relationship, and it's not going to go well. It's just unfortunate, and I feel like you guys say this all the time when it's like you were okay with something in the beginning,

and then now it's... It changes, but they're bad. This is medically, though. This changed because it was medically. No, he said they both didn't want kids. It's when they started. And now he wants the kid. Now he wants it when she for sure can.

Yeah. He's like, you know what sounds good right now, kids? Yeah. Now that it's impossible. Yeah. He would love to do the impossible. Yeah. And he feels like, hey, look, it's either I stay with her, never have kids, or at least give myself a chance to have kids by leaving her and possibly looking for someone else.

But why can't, I don't. What? She doesn't have uterus anymore. That's what she can't have kids. Oh, is it like, is. Yes, you need a uterus to have a child. No, that's tough. That's tough.

But is it because she's older? Like, do you? older women have to get their uterus removal? I don't think so. No. No. No. No.

Different reasons. Oh, okay. Medical. Yeah. Oh, well. Yeah. And I mean, I think with this, it's like him being like, nah, I don't want kids. In the beginning.

In the beginning. But then changing his mind, it's like, it's, it's tough. And especially her, like, thinking like, oh, everything's cool. Like, you know, my husband's going to support me through this, like, medically necessary surgery and stuff like that. And I'm sure there's like so much like aftercare that comes with it. He's probably been there. But the whole time thinking like, oh, like where's your exit? You know?

Yeah. She already has a kid too. Yeah. So like she's not tripping. Like she has her kid. She's grown or whatever. And now he's like, damn, all these kids. Well, let's talk to Damien because it's really hard to understand where he's coming from, at least from my perspective.

And I don't want to be too quick to judge. But Damien, good morning. Good morning. Damien, talk to us. We want to know more about your story. You kind of, I don't know, you flip-flopped a little bit because initially you said that you guys didn't want a kid. And then now you're saying, to be honest, I always wanted a kid. So I'm wondering, like, where's that at with you and her when you guys first got together and like talking to each other about children?

Initially, you know, she was like, you know, I have, you know, her kid already and she doesn't want another kid. Also, I was very immature when I was in my young 20s. I, you know, didn't work for a while. Like, you know, I kind of just goofed off for a cool bit. So she didn't really see me as like that kind of responsible man. We took a break for a few months and, you know, I kind of got my life together. Started working, started, you know, getting, getting everything together. So, you know, we just, we went out, we dated.

And then, you know, I was. was fine with it at the time. Like I didn't really see myself as like wanting kids. Like, you know, we had the daughter there. So, you know, like it was, you know, she already had a daughter, but it was long distance for a long time. So I didn't get to grow into that relationship that, you know, like father-daughter relationship with her. So I am missing that. And then, you know, as I mentioned that my mom passed away two years ago. And, you know, it just kind of a different perspective on things. Like I never got hit that hard in life.

And now it's like, you know, I'm getting older. You know, I'm almost mid-30s. And now it's just like, what do I do here? You know, I just married her. I moved her in with me. Her daughter is in Vegas, so she's not with her daughter. And like if I do divorce her, then she has to start over because like I make the money.

I pay all the bills. She works part-time, and, you know, she would have to basically start over. And, you know, I don't want to do that to her. I do love her still. She's been amazing to me. She's loyal. Everything you would want, but, you know. She can have kids.

And you want kids. And see, like, you and your 20s and you're 30s, this is for everybody. That's, like, a whole new life. That's, like, a whole other, like, the way you were back then is very different from the way you are. And it's important to grow, have a partner you can grow with, and you like you guys both kind of are with each other. And but it does seem like you weren't ready for kids either when you guys were first together. That's why like your comment of you saying like I think I always wanted a family but

prioritized being with her over my wants. It feels like low-key like you're putting it on her. But it seems like when you're talking to us, you too did not. And you were like, I wasn't ready. And I was young and I was having fun. So I feel like she may be taking a lot of your, your, um, your business. about this. Because I feel like if I were to ask her, she'd be like, yeah, we both were kind of like on

the same page in the beginning. In the beginning of not wanting children. You know, he was while now, he was in his 20s, you know, and I already had my kid. And to you kind of like seemed like the perfect thing. Plus, you said that you didn't have it all together. Now the tables have seemed to be turned. And where she was a provider initially, now you're the provider. Is there any resentment there?

No. No. I wouldn't say there's no resentment. Maybe I, yeah, no, I wouldn't say there's no resentment. No, I want to say that. Sorry, I'm a little nervous. Don't be nervous. You're just telling your whole marital stress on the radio.

Don't be nervous. Besides that, besides the her not being able to have a kid, is there anything else that makes you feel like this is divorce-worthy? Again, children is big. It's a big thing. What is there anything else is there? Are you guys still intimate? Are you guys still like each other's best friend?

Or are you thinking? Because when you said divorce her and just have a baby with someone else, it low-key seemed like it might be, it feels like it's easy. It's tough to find somebody else, you know? It is. Starting a little bit like. Like, I mean, when we did split, you know, I did talk to like, you know, other females. And it didn't get past a certain point.

I'm pretty shy. It's hard for me. to feel comfortable around um no so how are you gonna find a whole new girl lady to give you a baby that's the thing how you're gonna find another girl that you're gonna be comfortable with and want a kid with because you want a kid specifically with her right no he wants to yeah oh i mean i want to find me but i think i mean for me personally i feel it's easier now than it was before oh my god because he has bread you guys yeah now you're more stable yeah well i get the money then you get the women i mean I mean, I also lost like 50 pounds this year.

Oh, he's feeling himself. Yeah, I get it. So led with that. Damien, I'm not sure, I'm not sure of court, buddy. I'm not a sure of court, buddy. You sound a little selfish about the situation. No, I mean, I believe that. I am selfish in many ways.

Is she fit or has she kind of lost? I mean, she lost. You know, she's not like she used to be. Oh, I mean, I'm not. we started working out together and then like I kind of like went harder at it she didn't want to um

was yes on senora it's one of those situations yeah you also gotta think she's going through stress a lot yeah you know his erected me emotional stress and women tend to beat when they're stress and then sad you know he glowed up you know he wanted her to glow up with her though yeah yeah so you she she probably was

she because you said you guys were to have been together 10 years and then you were in your 20s, right? Yeah, yeah. So she was probably in her 30s if she's in her 40s now. Mm-hmm. So she was an older, older. Senora. Yeah, yeah.

You know, I was good. And it felt good because you were 20. You were young. I got the old. I got my girl that could hold me down because she would pay everything. Yeah. Yeah. And she has kids, so I don't got to worry about someone bothering me about kids.

And now you're at that age. And now you're holding the house down. And she's getting up there. She's like, yeah, I got my man. She's tired. Yeah. She's all cansada. She's a fanci.

She got her fond town. She's got a lot. I do want to say this though, Damian. I know you said like, oh, should I try and find a woman to have a family with? That is easy. But when you said, like, loyal and amazing, that's what's hard to find out. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

I think that doesn't grow on trees, unfortunately. Yeah, no, it doesn't, like I said, when we're, we, so we had like, you know, time in between where like we weren't together for a few months and, you know, I've met other girls. We talked, we were cool, but then it just like, it never turned into anything. Yeah, it was a couple months that's why. When did y'all break up?

When was this little off period that got you feeling and so confident that you could find a bail-you-moma? When was this? Well, I mean, I mean, like recently, you know, since I lost my weight, I, you know, I'm like post a little bit more. And then I've gotten more interaction Hold on, but you're married.

Damn. Yeah, I mean, he's gone. No, I'm asking you. I'm asking you when you and her had your break that you said you were talking to girls and you just said recently. Yeah. No, like, I'm not talking to them, but like I get more like follow requests more. You're entertaining it. You're entertaining.

And that's enough, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like one of those things where it's like you don't know what you have until it's gone. And then, like, I know she's loyal. Like, she will never cheat on me. I know she.

You're bored. You don't want that. You don't want the loyal label. That's all cave. She has nothing that she gives you. All the attention feels good, huh? Damien, are you still attracted to her? Yeah, I mean, it's not like how it.

No, you're not. You're over it. No, he's being real. He's being honest. No, keep it 100. No, you're not. You glowed up. She stood there.

You glowed up, she blowed up. She didn't, like, blow up, but she's just not what she used to be. So you're a little less attracted to her. Yeah, I mean, she's still fine and everything. Like, I still look at her like, oh, damn, like, you know. But it's not like that wants, you know. You see the other girls on Instagram. She's a classic car with miles and you don't want to, you want to, you want to, you know.

Caro delano. Caro de laño, maybe little test drive miles, nothing crazy, huh? So I'm not, I'm just saying what he wants. Is this all boiling down to she can't have kids? And that's kind of your main driving factor because you're considering divorce. You said that you were about to tell her a couple weeks ago that you want to divorce your wife who's had a hysterectomy. She doesn't have a uterus anymore and she can't have kids. Now, even though you didn't want kids when you first got with her, you do want kids.

You see it in your family. And you know what? That's true stuff. Like that happens. Your minds can change as you get older. But you're seeing that your wife can't have those children that you want. you're also seeing that dang you're fine now you're probably the hottest you've ever been and it's like hey am i really going to let myself live my life without seeing going on test drives

with the girls that are on my instagram that are probably bots by the way they're they're probably yeah they're AI models trying to take your money yes uh but you've that seems to be where you're going at what happened when you were about to tell her that you're going to get divorced I mean, it's hard for me to be, at least for me, in my opinion, I think I have a good heart. I don't want to, like, hurt her. I've been good to her. I've, you know, taking care of her when she didn't work. I've, you know, I've been the best guy for her, you know, in her life because, you know,

she's told me about her exes and all that. And I've been, I've been like. And she's taking care of you too. Just she's reciprocated that too, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Younger for, you know, a couple years. just to like, you know, she would send me money to eat. See, they're taking. She took care of you. Yeah, remember when you were down on your lowest and she was there for you? Remember when you were all ugly? And she was like, oh, I meant de feito. I te queso.

She's not like that's fine as she was before, huh? Yeah. Okay. What happened when you were about to tell her you were going to get a divorce? You said that that happened a couple weeks ago? I mean, I never broke up with anybody. Like, I said, she's been my only relationship. like true relationship.

Your first relationship too, huh? Yeah, yeah. So, like, it's just hard to let that go and then, like, to know that I'm destroying her world. Oh, yeah. What happened that you were about to tell her? Were you guys in the living room? Did you guys fight about babies?

What happened? It was just a feeling where, like, all day, I was just thinking, like, man, like, I'm not going to ever have any experience. I need a child. And, like, you know, I have a few cousins who recently just had their kids and I see their happiness. You know, like the other night I was with my niece and we were playing. And she just like wouldn't leave me alone.

And it was just, it was really fun. Like, I enjoyed that. And just thinking that I may never get that kind of chance, you know, it hurts. It's not never. Stay the night. Stay the week. Those couple hours can be liars. Wait until she throws up on you.

They're my neighbors, so I see them quite often. No. Try to put her to bed, bro. Put her to bed. They poop themselves. Okay, so you were seeing that, you were feeling bad, and you were about to tell her that you want a divorce, but you saw how sad she was.

Why was she sad? I mean, we were talking about, like, you know, like, what if I don't have kids? Or, like, she said, like, she said she never gave me the opportunity to have kids because, you know, like I said, she thought I was young, like, young not reckless like not not responsible so she she didn't really want to have a kid with me at that time but now she sees me as like this responsible man who takes care of her takes care of the bills

takes care of her daughter and she then she sees that you know i am a good man now so you're like a little boy in the beginning for what it sounds like she was just like i just having fun with you me take care of this little fool real quick you know yeah a little fool you were you were You were. I was. I was, yeah. How'd you guys meet? He's a big dog now.

Online. Where? Like, Instagram? Facebook. Facebook? Oh, and the face in. Yeah. Kicking it old.

Yeah. No wonder she was older. That's crazy. Yeah. He cheats on her on Instagram. She's still on Facebook. He hasn't cheated. He hasn't cheated.

He thought about it a lot, though. Have you? I'm not going to lie. I have thought about it, but I don't have. it in me to do it. Yeah, there it goes. Is entertaining cheating? Yeah.

That's his first, that's his first relationship. All right, hold on the line, bro. Hold on the line, bro. It's because he glowed up. That's what it is. It's his first relationship. Now he's looking good. Now he has his own bread.

He's feeling himself. He's feeling himself. I'm telling you, it's a whole other life when you're in your 30s. It's like a, it's a whole new 20s again. He was. And then your 40s is a whole new 30s again, huh? Can't wait. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Damien, where are you right now? What are you doing? You want me to get up to the boot? Yeah, Galapal Bluetooth girl. What do you work with? Do you work with machinery or what?

I work with pressure. What? Pressure? Same. Yeah, I work with pressure, so there's a bunch of machines around. Oh, okay. But what do you do? He's a pressure washer. I'm in there.

If I do pressure testing. Aerospace, he's pressure testing. He got money. He got money. He's testing the pressure of his girl right now if she can't have kids. Hey, these girls that friend requests you, that means you're private? Yeah. How do they see that you're fit now then?

They see on my profile. Like, how? If it's private. He has washboard abs in his... What's your profile photo? What's my profile photo? Yeah. Just like me and my face, like...

So how do they see that you're fit? Me and my face all fine. Is it their friend requesting you or your friend requesting them because you're more confident now? I mean, a little bit of both. I mean... I like this guy. Buddy love. I've been there.

I've been there. He's fishing. He's fishing. I'm team lever. I'm team lever because you're not going to be happy and be resentful towards her. Like again, in your message that you hit us up with, you kind of are starting to blame her.

Granted, histochemone is not her fault. No, whatever. And I know you claim how she's loyal and you love her, but you've made mention of like, to be honest, I've always wanted kids, but I just put her first and this. And it seems like you're already starting,

like the beginnings of your, you're putting it all on her. Like I didn't because I wanted her love or I didn't because of this, you know, and that's just going to grow. The baby's not going to grow because you're not going to have one, but your resentment towards her is going to grow. Oh my God. The funny thing to me is he's like, I want to start a family. But it's like, what do the IG baddies have to do with any of that?

Yeah. I mean, the thing about it is that, you know, he's leaving something that is good for him. Yeah. But because of one thing, he's going to go and find somewhere else. And then he's going to find the girl that has a baby with him. them and then he's going to get everything that the other girl couldn't give, right? Like he's going to, she's going to be not loyal. Yeah.

Oh, the opposite. Not as supportive. Yeah. But she's going to be able to get on a baby. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. Would you take the, the woman that gives you the baby but isn't loyal, isn't there for you, but, hey, you have the kid.

God has a way of showing you things. No, I wouldn't want that to be honest. like, that's why it's so difficult because, like, she is very good. She's very good to me. And, like, you don't find that every day. But, you know, it's also like. But also, like, he wants a kid. He's not happy.

I mean, there's also, like, we're different in, like, many ways. Like, for example, we have a party, like a company party this Saturday. And I want to, you know, my court can want to pregame. We want to go, you know, after party, you know, just have fun. You know, I want to bring her with me. But she's not. that social where she just wants to go there and then leave and like I

don't hang out with my friends anymore because she's not very social we're just like very different she's 40 she walks to sleep she's the she's a lot of shampurra-oh she's tired she don't want a beer pong with me guys at the aerospace pressure party

not get you but but that's true usually that happens you have the yin and the yang you're the social one and then she's the more laid back one. And you want the... Because I'm telling you, you get the one that's outside. If you had the wife that was like,

babe, let's go free game. You'd be like, hey, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'll do that because, like I said, she's my only relationship, so this is the only experience I've had. You don't know no difference. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, so, like, I don't really have anyone to speak to about this. Like, I keep this to myself. So I don't know what to do. Well, we got colors for you. We got colleagues for you. Seven million people in Los Angeles. Got you, brother.

All right. Maggie, Maggie, Megan Inglewood. What's that, Maggie? Hi, yeah. Hi, Maggie. You heard the story, right, of our guy, Damien. He's going through it. He really wants a family now that his wife cannot have one,

and she's 10 years older than him. He's seeing as he's in his 30s, he's not that 20-year-old that likes to just run around. Dude, like just wasn't thinking any better. now he wants to settle down he's making money he's fit and all of that and he thinks like this wife that he has currently albeit she's super loyal and great she's not what he wants right now it's not enough and this is a man's world maggie what should he do that's right i don't agree it's a man's world but it is um i i think they need to separate i think she needs to leave him and she needs to hear

everything that he's saying now because i're helping him maggie maggie we're helping him he needs yeah he needs He needs to leave too. He needs to go and find what he thinks it is he wants, which, you know, he might think he's sure right now, but to be honest, he did choose that life early on. He did choose an older woman thinking, you know, he wasn't going to have kids with an older woman because he didn't want to have kids as a younger man. I don't think it's right on either part for them to stay together, especially on her part. It hits very close to me, having the whole hysterectomy and not having kids. And I don't want a man to feel like he's obliging. to stay with me because he feels bad.

On top of that, it's not right on his part. He shouldn't have to. Why do you say, you had a hysterectomy too? Did you, did that cause, like, issues within your relationship? Yeah, my husband now, he, I had two kids from my prior marriage. And then I met him, he, we always wanted a bigger family. And he chose to be a father to my two kids. And I was able to give him one child, but during that child, I had complications.

and they had to give me a hysterectomy. And from then on, you know, he always wanted more kids. He wants a bloodline. He's already said he doesn't want to adopt because he wants that bloodline. And he's come to the acceptance that he won't have kids. But I also want more kids. You know, that was taken from me, too. It wasn't taken just from him.

You know, that was taken from my body. And so we joke about it now. We tell each other, you know, we're going to get a surrogate, you know, and it's going to be someone in our family so we can avoid the cost. But nonetheless, you know, we say we're going to find a, if God wants us to have more children, we'll find a way to have those children. Yeah. You know, but he's always made it a priority to let me know that I'm not going to leave you

because I want more kids and you can't have more kids. This is what God gave us. And he makes it a priority to let me know that this isn't all on you. This is something that was taken from you as well. Yeah. I don't think it's right that he feels like. he needs to stay because he feels bad and I don't think it's right that she's staying with somebody who to tell you the truth doesn't sound like he wants to be with her anymore she don't know

she don't know no better she don't know no better because it seems like he's saying i don't have anyone to talk to about about this so she just thinks that it's all fine and dandy but you're right like it seems undeserving to her but it's what he's going through you know these are the things that do end up breaking marriages that you guys don't align on certain things that's what's important to talk about it before but hey people grow and things change She lost his mom and then he's seeing kids in his family and now he's getting the itch. Yeah. Like I really, really, really want a child.

But he can't have it with his wife because she doesn't have the, she unfortunately had to get stuff removed that doesn't allow her to have that opportunity anymore. But let's go to Taz. Taz. What's up, Taz? What's the deal? What's the deal? Good morning, Brown Bag. Good morning.

Taz, talk to us. What would you tell our guy, Damien, who is in between. divorce him over their opinions on having kids anymore you know what initially he didn't want one either she had a kid of her own already but as 10 years went by now he wants a child however she had a hysterectomy and doesn't allow her to have children anymore and he's feeling it and he's also on top of that looking more fit yeah he's also making more money so he's kind of seen like dang this has been my only relationship ever should I should I just leave her and find someone that can give me that child

No, because he's not going to be able to. So I'm only 20-something, but I feel like Damien might be going through like a midlife crisis or something because you only get one life and you can live it how you want to live it. But if it's how you want to live it, like not taking accountability and you feel me running away from your responsibilities. You married this lady knowing that, you know, for better or for worse, she only has one child and you didn't want children at the time. So you kind of need to stick with that. You can't just go and be mad at her because she ain't lose as much pounds as you. And you didn't, no, that's not how that work. You want to move on in life with all this regret and thinking about what you did to this lady.

Come on, Damien. For real. Would you advise him to stay and figure it out that maybe it might be just an issue? Like, lo-key, I want a dog. And I'm bugging for a dog. But maybe it's something that I need to get over because my husband's allergic. So he, or should I just get over it or should I just want a dog or a divorce? You know, is it that serious or is it something you're going over?

counseling. Yeah. He needs to go to separate therapy and then they also need to go to some type of counseling because like I said, it is his life. So he does get to dictate how he wants to live it. If he does feel like, okay, I do want kids and this is not working out from me. I do need to make a change. That is cool.

However, the other factors that are playing into this? Yeah. No, Damien. No, you need to reel it in, get a little therapy, figure out what's really going on and work with your wife. It's for better or for worse. You make these vows. They're God.

You can't just walk away from that because. she had a medical concern. How does that look, bro? Come on. There we go. Let's ask me. Isn't it contradicting that that's what he wants, though? He wants to have a kid.

He wants to move on forward with his life, but he can't because of her. So what's the problem with him leaving? Don't say because of her. But it's the truth. No. It's because he wants it now. It's just like morally. Yeah, I get what you're saying.

It's like the gratification seems to be like this is something you want right now. Maybe stick out a couple years. See if that's really what you want. Or if you're getting the fever because you're seeing it in your family Or maybe again, in your 30s, life is changing for you. Or you got this like banging new body. So you're thinking like, oh, yeah, I need this now. You just got to realize what is for you for real and what is for you

because it's like just an urge that you want. But he's blowing. Exactly. He has the mindset that he's just going to find another female that wants to have his children. True. That's probably not going to happen, little fool. No, a cat. Tell him, Kat.

There are a lot of little fool. There are a lot of girls out there. You got lucky with this one. I don't think you're going to get lucky again, bro. Yeah, that's a gamble. On your first try, you hit the lot of? Yes, that's what I'm telling me. A lot of big gamble.

Come on, Al. Thank you, Taz. Thank you, Taz. I'm telling you, man, God, how's the way of showing you things? And you're going to leave this relationship, the grass is never greener, but, you know if you never go touch the grass.

Because you never touched the grass. We'll see, then you shouldn't have gotten married. But he didn't know better. He was young. What do you mean? He didn't know better. He got married at like 30. years ago though.

But that was still your decision. You can't just chalk everything up as you didn't know better. We're not 10. He was in his 20s. 10 years later where he was like, you know what? This is what I want. But it's like these things are forever. Then don't do forever things.

I think they're growing apart and he's allowing it instead of trying to like uplift her harder. He's like I'm going just keep pulling away. It just sounds more like he's using the excuse of the baby to go and find himself now and want to do this. Because that is like a very legit. like a legit reasoning that one would have like, oh, dang, yeah, you guys do not align on this. But then the other stuff, like Taz mentioned, it makes it seem like it's more than that. This is what you're using to validate your, I'm outsideness. Yeah.

And he already said, he said, I am a little selfish about it. And he's just being honest about that. I like that the dudes are chiming in. James, James in Hollywood. What's up, James? Jaime, James. James. Hey, how you doing?

What's up, James. James. We're talking to the homie Damien. Damien has a wife and been with her for 10 years and is debating whether staying with her or not because she can't have kids. And now he wants kids. Initially, he did it. Now he does. He's also had his own glow up.

And it seems that she's blowed up, not glowed up. So he feels like maybe I should just step out on this marriage. What do you guys think? What do you think, James? Well, I hate to say this, though. I think that they do need to split up. And unfortunately, I feel he do it. for selfish reasons.

And because by listening to him, I keep hearing, I, I, I, me, me. And it takes two to being a marriage. So he wants to have a child as he say, okay, but honestly, I do feel that possibly there's another female involved. Oh, really? Like he already has his eyes on that next, maybe. That part and maybe the female is expecting already.

Oh. Oh! Like the way you play, Jay. Yes. Got a baby on the side. Brand new. He's already pregnant. I've been telling her so many lies.

He just wants our confirmation. James, thank you so much for chiming in. I appreciate you. You're welcome. Damien, who is she and how far along is she? Damien. Damien. How far along is she?

There's nothing going on like that. I haven't done any, I haven't met out anyone. I believe him. What's his name, Damien? I believe Damien. I believe Damien. And what's his name? Real quick question, bro.

Did you guys ever think of surrogacy? No, we have. I mean, I looked at the cost, and it is just, like, I mean, at least from what I cost, it's just quite a bit. Do you know what the cost of a kid is? Do you know that kids are expensive? Millions of dollars. I'm fine with that, but like, at least what I've seen, the surrogate is like 100 grand, 50, 60, 70K initially.

There's payments. There's payment. Yeah. If this is what you want with your wife, then there's ways to do it. If this is just what you want, minus that lady, then, yeah, of course,

you're going to think about the pricing and the finances, and you're going to come up with the reason why it's not possible. And you'll do for a Tesla. I'm so stupid. No, she won't. I was like, what? He's like, whoa. You didn't think of like a family member?

Because like there's people that like, there's ways to make it, I guess, more affordable for you, bro. Yeah, I mean, her sister told me she'll be down, but then she backed out of it. And that really, that really hurt. And, you know,

somebody else said it too. And I just, I have a hard time believing them. I think it's just more of, they're trying to comfort me and trying to say, tell me something I'm making it feel better.

Yeah. But, you know, when she backed out of the day, I'm not going to lie. It really hurts. Yeah, because you started breathing hard around her. That's what.

Are you going to do it? I'm just, I'm nervous. No, no. So how do you want to do it? She's like, no,

that's not. She's like that's not. Yeah, you're going to just lie there. I'll do push-ups. All right. Damien, no. Damien,

it seems like the consensus dog legit is, to leave her dog Because it seems like you're also not willing to Figure out What your guys' personal issues may be with counseling Or even surrogacy It seems like you're not looking for a solution with your wife

It's quite possible I don't know what I'm doing I'm just trying to look for some help Yeah that's the help You gotta go bro And I bet you she's probably like go Yeah she probably is She's probably not even going to like run after you.

And then you're going to want no kids again. You're going to be like, oh, no, I want her right. I messed up. She's in her 40s, bro. She knows what it's like for a relationship not to work out. She's had a kid already with someone and they didn't stay together. And then she got with you. And to her, she's like, dude, I'm not going to mess my life.

I'm not going to just stress out over this guy. Yeah. She's going to be like, just go like everybody else in my life. Oh, God. No, just go. I did it all by myself before. I could do it all by myself again. Reverse psychology.

No, no, no, okay. They're right. She's going back to Vegas, bro. No, he's got a lever. He's got a lever. He's going to just be more resentful towards her. You know? And his six-pack's going to get him in trouble.

All the girls blocking them. All the push-ups. What does this who look like? Can concrete see how you look like, bro? Can you text us a photo? He looks like William Levy. How would you describe how you look like now? It's true.

Describe yourself. Yeah, describe yourself. Um, about six foot, about 205 pounds. Okay. Um, short hair. All right. Um. Yeah, I mean.

Keep going. I'm almost good. I'm decent looking. You're decent. Okay. Blonde. Okay. All right.

What celebrity do you resemble? Uh, I have no idea. Come on. Come on. Oh, my God. Give one. Just give one. I mean, I honestly, I don't know.

I can send a picture to you guys Send it You want me to do that? Concrete's waiting No, you're doing it You're doing it, you're doing it, concrete's waiting It's right now Good days,

Hermanos and Hermanus Hello, Brother Greg Hello, hello Brother Greg, hello Good days, hermonna Angelica Hello, her manita Hello, hello, Hermano Vic

Hey, Palabre of God Tell us, sir, They all get spousy- because you don't understand. You don't understand. All right. We have tickets to go to Magic Malland's holiday in the park. Holiday in the park.

We're giving away to the kid that can give us the best book report on the Homey Helpline that we just had. The Homey Help Line is crazy and always think, man, there's little kids going to school right now. Learning. Yeah. Learning. It's about 8.34 a.m. this morning. So you're about to go into class. But before that, we want to know what you learned from the Homey Help Line today.

We got Liam and Analia. What's up, Liam? What's up, Annalia? Good morning. Hi. Hi. All right. Quick, you guys. What did you learn today?

I learned that live your life and not care what people say. Boom. All right. That made no sense. Yeah. All right. I don't know. I would like to know how you reach that.

Same school, Perito Lois. Comprehension. Comprehension. It still has something to be designed. It's okay. It's okay. That's how we're getting through the children. and please hold.

We got Julian on the line. Julian, what are you doing good? Julian. Julian. What's up, Julian? You're going to school, bro? Yeah.

Julian, what did you learn from the Homi Helpline today, bro? I'm Linda. Hi, good morning. Hi, good morning. So we've already got in the car, and every time we get in the car and the kids are calling and calling. Wow.

Okay, Mom, you're explaining for why he didn't do his homework. You're explaining for why he didn't do his homework. Julian, what did you learn? Julian, Julian's mom. Leigh Julian, what did you learn? Julian, here, ask him, say, can I know the question again? She just said that she just got in the car. No sound like me to pay.

But I wanted to hear what he was going to say. He was about to say something. He was going to be a susser. So I learned that in life. I learned that you should just do whatever you want and nothing matters. Your life. Paran 106, who's this? Paran 106 who's this?

My name is Crystal. Crystal. How old are you? Crystal. Oh, nice. Got nervous. I'll try one more. Power 106, who's this?

What's it here from? What's your name? Cynthia. Cynthia. What old are you? We were just on the line earlier with that guy, Damien. That's what we wanted to put our input on. Oh, okay.

Cut. We missed it. You missed it. But thank you for Collie. We appreciate you. This is a weird classroom. Literally feels like we're in class. Nobody's paying attention.

Hey, how was that mom more disruptive than the kids? Liam and Analia, congratulations. You won these tickets. Yay. That's the L-A-USD school system right there. Congratulations. Thank you. You're welcome.

Amazing. I don't know. I tried. Because in life, something. Sometimes you should live, laugh, and love. And who cares what everybody's got to say? Always have a good heart. And treat others the way you want to be treated.

Always hold hands when you cross the street. That's what I learned from knowing up. Like a substitute teacher was here. I learned, you know, like I always say, one's too close to none. You know what I'm saying? No, explain that now. What? What?

I was hoping somebody would call it and say that. Oh, as a kid? Yeah, they're probably not going to say. No, fool. No. Yeah. There's chisholmation. Yeah, you guys, okay.

Oh, my God, oh, my God. Do you guys remember the famous video, the elevator video where Solange was like kicking it, slippy? Yeah. Think about it every day. Yeah, and everyone was wondering, like, what the hell cost it? Well, now we know. So apparently this fashion designer, Oscar G. Lopez,

who made Rachel Roy's 2014-Magal-Ga-Ga-Ga-W. Who's Rachel Roy? Rachel Roy is a... She used to be married to Damon DASH. right back in but they divorced and so she was part of the megalla and apparently when um they were they were in the red carpet i guess j z and her like just crossed paths and that's what happened right here it was something like so silly and i think that jc compliment her about the gown and bionster's sister felt that it was not proper so it was a kind of a drama there and the dress was all over the news

that was so funny That being all over the news. Right. I'm like, no, what I remember was the elevator video of being all over the news. Letty, it was all over the news, Lettie. Stop. Yes, all over everywhere.

Where I make fun of people's accents on this show? Concrete. Yes, we do. I feel like that's part of the show. It is. Yeah. That you guys have made part of the show. Yeah.

The racism doesn't hurt nobody. Yeah, it does. Anyways, so apparently Jay Z complimented somebody else's dress. So launch and I like it and then boom, bam, bam. bam on the elevator She turns to Kendrick Lamar over there

beating your sister's man down for your sister while your sister just kind of backs up because Beyonce in the elevator video just kind of backs up and then they walk out like nothing happened yeah just so crazy Dacey grabbing his face like ouch I don't know that sounds You don't believe it?

That sounds far-fetched I don't know I don't know if that like requires putting hands on somebody of him him complimenting her yeah there has to have been more along with that yeah now I do remember Rachel specifically

when lemonade dropped lemonade the album from Beyonce there were she kind of like low key said that he cheated on her Becky with the good hair all of that and then got back with him in that same album you know it was a visual album we all were kind of learning together like oh dang they're divorce

or oh my God he cheated and then what she took him back it happened in a whole like rollout but everybody was tying Rachel Roy to being the Becky with the good hair. So if that's true, reported allegedly, there must have been more than just a compliment on the dress. Oh, like a history. Yeah. And him, her being the ex to Dame Dash, who started Rockefeller with Jay-Z, there's more to that story.

Why they keep tying Rachel, I would like to hear from her. Yeah, from actual Rachel, designer. Fashion designer. Yeah, no, yeah. I mean, that, to me, that's what, the only thing that would make sense is, is Jay Z and her had a history. And then for him to still go and compliment her publicly and like salons would definitely have reason to feel away like wow like that's your ex side piece allegedly and you're over here like yeah you look good like in that dress yeah that's like that's that's crazy piece or girl we suspect you of doing something yeah because that would have been when it was happening right uh when lemonade a drop rachel roy on her private uh instagram posted good hair don't care but we will take good lighting for selfies or self-truth always live in the light

hashtag no drama queens so there also seems to be like some subs going on which again would tie them into the whole thing it's more than just this lady with a nice dress jazes said something about yeah well this is what the fashion designer's saying and then also if you guys remember it was reported that salons like during that encounter like the whole finding she was already drunk and that she had already like approached or confronted um rachel roy as well yeah and you do that because you already have something yeah something is happening yeah i thought i thought back in i thought it was real Order, order, right? Sort of random. What? It's because I always tie. Yeah, that's what's unfortunate. There was like a little,

that's what I thought. Because she was signed, no, because she was signed to Rock Nation. Oh, yeah. Like Rita was, and then Rihanna's had those rumors. Yeah.

But, bro, are you with me or Angie just because we work together? No. Are you with Greg? Yes. Are you a big? But it's like, well,

she will never find out. Any time I've had like a co-host or worked in an ensemble, it's like, oh, they're together. Or, like, the rumor mill will make it that. And it's just like, not, people just can't have, like, a co-worker in a relationship. Right. Right? Right.

Yeah. How great. Don't make you weird. That is going to be like, oh, will you stay quiet? Yeah. Don't make it weird. It's a whole thing. But Rachel Roy does seem to be the person that they've all kind of attributed this Becky with the good hair person behind.

Not Rita or a comment. Not Rita Orda. She was with Rob Kardashian. Oh, yes. Yes. I forgot about that. Yes, yes, yes. All right.

You guys, this weekend, the streamer awards happened. I had never heard of them until this weekend because it was really, really messy. So, India love you guys. She actually had like a Kanye moment. If you guys remember, like when Kanye actually crashed Taylor Swift's speech. Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you. I'm let you finish. But Beyonce had one of the.

best videos of all time. Dude, India loved it the same thing. So they announced like the winner for the streamer of the year which happened to went to Phase Adapt, right? So she comes afterwards, she comes up on stage and does the same thing. Listen. Real quick, y'all,

I know a breakout streamer of the year went to adapt and congratulations and we respect you for what you did. But Rakai should have won breakout streamer of the year and DDG. I don't get what you're saying. Shout out, Rakai. Shout out. Blu-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-ba.

Oh, she had her calling you moment. Yeah. She had her India moment. Love her. Yeah. Her and DDG have been linked together. Yeah. Also, like, so which one was supposed to win?

Because it was it Rakai or DDG, only one could win. Both of them can win. You're right. But I feel like DDG, hey, he's being a streamer for years. I don't know if that would even not be a YouTuber. Oh, not a streamer. And this is the first ever streaming. Yeah.

Yeah. And same thing with FACE. Faye started a long time ago. Yeah. I've known to me as YouTube. Yeah, YouTube. Streaming awards, yeah. Mm-hmm.

So I think... It's just more her probably turning, filling away. Yeah, and the mic being available to her. This is their first one. They don't know to cut people off for town security or any of that. They had like Oscars music

as they're walking on it. I think she got booed. Kanye didn't get booed when it happened. No, she did. Yeah, she got booed. Everybody, with Kanye, everyone was just shocked. With her, they were just booing her. But you know what?

Later on, she did go online and she did apologize, saying, you know what, you guys starting January 3rd, like I'm going to be clean, no more drinking, no more doing all that stuff. I like that she has a start date. The third. Very specific because after the first.

March of next year, I'm serious. I'm done. It'll probably work. Maybe too many people start on January 1st. She's like, that might be like bad vibes. Yeah. He heard like jinxed.

So maybe. Just wait two more days. Okay. But it did even get more cringier, okay? Because Kaizenaut was there and they made a ditty joke about him. Listen. Congratulations to you. Oh, and also,

congrats on your new documentary with a 50 cent. That was you, right? He did not hit and people were just so crinch. Oh, my God. Was that the host? Yeah, that was the host, a fan fan. And so she was just being sarcastic saying, like, congratulations on having the most expensive hair cut

because he cut off his threads. And then saying, and congratulations on having the university that doesn't teach anything. Yeah. And that's... They're supposed to be roasting sessions. I've seen that they're an award. show.

They're supposed to be. But it didn't hit to the point after that, like somebody, Tylo, actually, another streamer actually defended Kai. If you all going to be on the mic, turn this might not turn this might not. Turn it all. If you all go be on the mic making jokes,

at least let it be funny. That's another thing that's never going to happen again. The host will never pass the mic. She passed the mic to someone sitting in the crowd. This is the first and last stream award. There's even one point of awards where like somebody in the crowd, yells to the host and she stops mid and she's like, what'd you say? I'm like, bro,

just keep going. Yeah, you're right. I don't think she's actual host or... No, she's not an actual host. No, they're all streamers. What do you expect from people that sit in their room and talk to the stream and look at the stream and have back and forth with them? They're going to have that attention span. That same attention span. And it's also not for nothing, like, not as much on her too,

but like on the crowd. It is. Like, bro, shut up. Exactly. Like, I think Kai or Speed had to tell people to be quiet in the crowd for yelling during the acceptance awards. It's because everybody in there is like a main character in their mind. So it's like they don't know to like be quiet or this is this person's time to shine or this person now has the floor or even like the award thing. I feel like those stream awards don't matter at all. But to say like this other person doesn't deserve it is like, man.

I think they matter. Yeah. For them, it does a lot. You're like an up-and-coming streamer, aren't you? No, and the awards don't matter. No, but haven't you streamed? Yes. So if there was something that recognized you, you would be like...

It doesn't matter. It does. Yes, it does. What are you talking about? Award shows don't matter. But this is the future of award shows, by the way. Oh, come on. The fact that this will get like an off-brand award.

I'm not going. I'm sorry. I'm not going. I'll see you guys. You're dressing up. I'll see you guys at the Grammys or the Oscars. But awards don't matter to you. Latin billboards will be there.

But you just said awards don't matter to you. No, don't even go to those. No, I'm there for the red carpet. If there's an award conference like conference for hats, are you there? Oh yeah. And I better win breakout hatter of the year. Yeah, that matters. It don't matter.

It don't matter. Break out of it. Yeah, exactly. Okay, hold on. Let's go back to this real quick. One, I do think it's the first of its kind and this new form of media, it's doing what it does. You have to think what speed is done, what Kaya has done. And there's so many other people that have done,

You'd be kind of, you'd be dumb to not notice it or not recognize it. I like that they're doing this. But when Speed didn't win the Mafiathon or like it was like best long form stream, right? Yeah. Kaisenot had this Mafia thought. And I think it's between Kaysenna and Speed. They're like the, I don't want to put it there. But like Biggie and Park.

They're like, they're like Drake and Kendrick. No, they are. Yeah. So it seems like Kai won Hela Awards, but the streamer of the year went to speed. And I'm like, if he's a streamer, Give him the other. Like, why are you trying to, like, please both of them? Speed's been everywhere.

Yeah. Speed takes America where he, and then he's doing, he did a backflip on stage. He's been Christian out of the world now. Yeah, but Kai Sinaat has a celebrity's on his, on his stream. So it's like two different styles of streaming. Yeah. But you're going to see that even if they're, like, cool with each other, people are going to divide them. People are going to be like it's one or the other.

Is it Kendrick or is it Drake? Is it Kai or is it speed? True. What else, Angie? You guys, okay. There was one last joke that was really cringe. It was about Rakai, actually. So if you guys didn't know, he recently got banned from Twitch because he was on live stream.

He was coming into the store. And then he handed some flowers to this lady and left without pain. So after that, he got banned. So another host was up on stage and made this cringe joke. Rekai, question. Yo. What's the coolest thing you've ever stolen? Don't answer it.

It's a test. She also got booed and people were like, fool. Like, come on. He just got banned. to us, but there's an audience for that. There's kids right there like... There's a big audience for that. Yeah, but I mean, literally, this happened maybe a couple of weeks ago

and he got banned from Twitch and now cares. It's okay. They'll figure it out. They'll figure it out. They'll figure it out. One of the streamers will be funny and then they'll have them be like the host for it. Yeah, like eventually they'll get a comedian or a Kevin Hart or something or something that can actually read a monologue and stuff like that.

That part needed to be given to a professional. I get why giving it to the stream. You need someone that can control a room that can control the situation for sure. First annual. First annual. First annual. Just go up there and say six, seven. Oh, my God. Let me grudger.

No, but people turn up for that. You're right. It don't worry. Thank you, Angie. No one is more mad at 50 for dropping the dock than Jarroo. I know. Jarlow's coming to. Murder.

He's dry snitching. Nobody's serious. And saying like you're just as bad reportedly allegedly. And it's like, all right, jaw. Yeah, placatee. Bruh. Their beef is up, up, up. Forever.

And it's stuck. And he got eight up in the comments. Yeah, they were finally 50. Right. Right. Just go sit down so many. Just watch the documentary. They just, they constantly remind him about the fire festival.

Oh, yeah. It's the festival that he collared on or he partnered with. And then it was just a whole, it was a game. The fire festival. My little guy. My little. All right, there's more stuff going down in hip hop. There's more stuff going down in hip hop.

Like making men feel bad about their living situation. Tygo was recently on Sierra's new show, radio with Sierra. Sierra. And they were playing a game of red flag, green flag. She liked it because she usually has a girl guests. Yeah. And this was her first, like, real, like, dude, homie guest. Yeah.

And so he's like, let's give the ladies out there some game. You tell us if this is a red flag or a green flag when it comes to. guys and this is what she told him. He lives with their parents by choice. Red flag, green flag. Now, if it's like his house and his parents is there with him, or something that could be a green flag, you know. But like if he lives in his parents' house, that's a red flag.

Okay. T. Rae thinks you're a red flag, Greg. Which we already knew. We didn't make Rack City at the age of 16 so we couldn't move out. He was 16. He was like rich as how when he was young as how. He was young. He was young money.

1920? Yeah, he was in a... Well, that just says more about you than him. But have you seen my house lately? It's not your house. It's getting redone. I'm like, why would I move out? It's nice here.

It's not your house. He's just got a whole new restroom done. I'm like, my parents keep adding on. I'm like, yeah, I keep going. Well, we understand why you would stay there. Yeah. But I guess if he's talking to his homegirl and his homegirls dating someone who lives with their parents, it can be like, yeah, he don't got his own.

She probably doesn't have her own either. A lot of these girls don't. I don't know. I know a lot of chicks that be doing well for themselves. Yeah, I know some girls. There's like a group of girls that have their own, just like there's a group of guys that have their own as well. I had my own house before I started dating. She did. Yeah, that's, yeah, that's how old were you?

In 27. You were 27? Yeah. I don't know. You have your own house? I don't believe it. I don't believe it. Impossible.

I don't believe it. I don't believe it. Yeah, hard work, dedication. Yeah. But nobody ever says, Angie's a red flag. I am. I know I am 10 people, plus cats and a bird. Yeah.

And it's just me and my parents. An irritable bell. They were asking T-Raw about it, okay? Not nobody. He's the one that said, if a guy lives with his parents and not his parents, like, for example, my dad lives with us, but like make sure he's taken care of, right? If it's that way, it's a green flag. If it's the other way where you're living off your parents still, then it's a red flag. According to T-Raw, you know, because he's a red flag expert.

Yeah, he's a red flag expert. He saw black China and he's like, green flag. What about if you were living with you? In-laws. That's even worse. Oh. So you're saying it could be worse. At least you're not living with your in-laws?

Yeah, it can be living with your grandma. That's worse. Oh, that's a little. I love living with my grandma. Yeah. How are you going to explain to a girl? Hey, I live with my grandma. Mama Pat?

Yeah. Hey, Daddy Pat. Tell that to a girl. Where you live? Well, he's saying that exact kind of thing. No, I just tell them the roommates. My roommates are at the house right now. Boom, that's it.

All right. What do you got to say to T-Rollah. Honestly, I do think with the economy, I wouldn't put it. I wouldn't be upset. Stay living at your parents' home, guys and girls, as long as you can, as long as you're stacking bread, you're making sure you're putting it towards something. Not you're living at your parents' crib, and then you're just blowing money fast. You're just, you're BMF.

You cannot keep a saving a dollar for nothing. Because then you're just wasting. You're just wasting it. Use it as an opportunity to stack bread because you don't have to pay for certain things because you're living at your parents. And then fund either your passion, fund your career. or all of that. That makes sense. That sounds like a little haterish. I don't know. Blowing money fast.

You're young. I'm young. You're not young. You're 30 next year. Pushing 30. That's still, I have no kids. I'm just saying it's cool if you're stagging back as you should. Because this allows you that. And I'm sure that's why your parents are cool with you being there. It's like, look, it's tough out here.

Buying owning renting is a lot right now. Uptown Wooder just opened some apartments. A one bedroom, $2,500. When I was like, yeah, I'm not moving out until I'm 50. All right. Yeah. Okay. Is the house going to you?

Of course it is. That's what I was saying. Keep going. Mom, Dad, if you want to keep adding, we need a new porch, I think. That makes a lot more sense. They want to repaint the whole house. And I'm just like, wow, this is.

You guys should see my restroom right now. That's beautiful. That's right. Part of his financial plan? Yeah. I'm already thinking. Angie, yours is also living more charity. Yeah, but I mean, I'm not like,

I don't pay rent because my parents are already, like the house is paid off, but we all pay bills. Oh, wow. Yeah. And I'm still saving up. Like, I am like right now. I'm in the process of like seeing how much I qualify for a house. Wow.

I'm doing something. Green flag. Yeah. I'll read you out. But it's different. Like it's not frowned upon when it comes to girls. Right? No, it's different.

She's trying. I am trying. Yeah, good for you. See how much I qualify. That's what I don't get is like how can you? What about you? What questions do you have? Right.

I'm down. Girls could get away with it. No problem. Like no, nobody has a problem with a girl living. Why are you so mad at girls? Why is so upset? This girl trying to get me like... I just told you I'm not upset at either guys or girls staying and you're like, no one thinks we're the same.

Like, I'm telling you, I think it's fine. Just stack your bed and make sure that you use that opportunity to like really make a life for yourself. Not just I'm living out my parents because... You're going to let her talk to that I tell you, you defend yourself. I'm not Tiger. I'm not going after you, dog. I see it. Dude, you're going to let her talk to you like that day?

All I'm thinking about us is the house I'm having a couple years. Why do you say a couple years? Knock on wood. No, my parents are getting up there. I put him in the old folks home. Great. Tell something. Yeah,

tell something. D'allé al-a-olde. D'i-olde. Ombre, omte. You're the older one. You have to, look, you're preaching that he can continue. Oh, we're months apart. We better relax, dude.

100 months apart. So how old are you right now? Me? Yeah. I'm 38. No, you're not. You're not. I'm 38?

39. How old are you? You don't ask you. We're months apart. We're 38. You're 38. How old are you? 39.

No, you're no. Yeah. You're born 1985. 1984. I was born 1987. That's two years. That's not months. But how old are you right now?

I just turned 38. Okay. And I'm 39. We're months apart. We're a year and something. Guys. Well, Concejo de Vecos. What do you say?

Yeah, I would. Tell my parents keep adding on her. Keep batting on. They want to put a pool in the back. Nah, yeah. They want to put a pool in the back. Hey, go ahead. Yeah, do it.

Yeah. All right. Let's move on. We got to talk about Drake. His friends are turning on him, specifically this one. Top five, top five. He has a homie named Top Five. And his homie recently posted a photo of none other.

than Kendrick Lamar and the song Not Like Us. And then he wrote tune. Like, that's how they say tune. Oh, tune. Chune. Yes. He has a gripe with his homie Drake. Now keep in mind, top five was in jail and Drake paid for his legal fees.

Like Drake helped him out. When he came out of jail, he was like, thank you, Drake, for like putting some money up and all of that. However, he has now grown disgruntled against Drake because Drake supported one of top five's ops. Is this guy named Presa also from Canada? had posted the album that just dropped and Top 5 felt like, hey, you're my homie, why would you post the other side?

According to Drake, you know, I was trying to make Canada look good. So then Top 5 said, all right, I'm going to make L.A. look good. And then he popped it out. Which is crazy. Bro, the reason you could post is because of Drake. Exactly. The reason you're able to post on Instagram is because of Drake.

But get this. There's now now because it's a disgruntled Tommy that kind of knows the insights. Right? Yeah. People are like wondering if you're posting out like us, tell us about the allegations. Tell us about those things, right? And he had specifically made mention of, you know, there's a part where it's like how Chubbs gets all the hand-me-downs.

Essentially saying Chubbs gets the girls that are left over from Drake, quote, unquote. He says that's his favorite part because it's accurate. Oh. So now you're seeing the friends that were your homies now start to like pick apart your own story or like the storyline of someone that's not your friend. Or what if top five was working with Kendrick the whole time? Aye, yeah, I know. But, yeah, dude, I mean, handing me down from Drake for, you know, probably will. That's still tens?

They're still good. Nine and ten. Yeah. They just happen to be. Uh-oh. Yeah. Be careful reportedly, allegedly. That's true.

If this dog that he's posting, he's true and corroborating. Yes. Throw them back in jail. Never mind. Throw them back. Never mind. That's funny. I mean, top five is like a super live wire.

Like, he's always on the internet doing something. crazy. As are a lot of Drake's homies. And so for him to get so mad, like, but Drake had to have known that because that gang beef in Toronto is like super serious. Oh, I'm crudy. And it's like, for him to do that, Drake had to know there's going to be some consequences. He did know.

He did know, like, hey, this is my op. We're not going. Like, and there was a concert or a festival where the lineups were crossing. He's like, yeah, I don't mess with that guy. You know who and who's your ops and you still manage to, I guess, post them and support them. It's a little bit off on Drake side, but I do think that top five could have handled it with Drake. Not. Hey, Kendrick, remember that thing you said?

Spot on, bro. I don't know. That just seems more like, he. That seems more try hard. Yeah. Top five started tapping in with Kendrick's homies like, what's up? We're friends now? See, that's dry hard.

That's like, hey, hey, I'm cool now, guys, right? Yeah. It's very Drake of him. All right. Keep it here.