Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 616 She Has A Lot On Her Chest... + In-N-Out Nixing 67 | Brown Bag Mornings (12/09/25)
Episode Date: December 9, 2025The Homie Helpline is extra juicy this week as Jazelle seeks advice after being disinvited from her bestie’s Christmas party because the cousin gives her "weird vibes," leading to a full-blown consp...iracy theory about her man's past. The crew also investigates why In-N-Out is being a total buzzkill by completely removing the infamous order number 67 from their system. [Edited by @iamdyre 🍑]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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The more brown bag, the better. Come on.
The McManumu.
The Labuobu of the season.
The Labubu of the season.
I'm telling you right now, you're going to want it.
It's going viral, and you'll probably have to deal with resellers if you don't cop it very, very soon.
And what's cool is it's available locally.
Locally.
Mm-hmm.
I'm talking about the viral sensation,
holiday decor of the moment.
It is Mexican Santa.
All right.
There is Mexican Santas that you can buy at CBS.
And apparently there are a whole thing.
People are going viral just looking for them.
And it's not just a CBSimas.
Oh, okay.
It's not just a CVS that has them.
Regular CVS is supposedly have them where they have the decorations
and you're going to see different types of Santa.
And what I mean by Mexican Santa is this Santa,
This Santa legit has a sarapete type of vest on.
He has a little piñata on.
There's another one that has a mariachi hat on.
And people are making them like low-key little collectibles.
Right now, I'm looking at the website.
You're out of stock.
But they're 50% off if you do get to buy them.
They're $16.
Or a little bit?
Yeah.
100% out of stock.
I went yesterday to look for one in Whittier, and they did not have anymore.
You get a lot.
Black Santa's Asian Santa's everywhere.
No Mexican Santa.
Also, they have different ethnicities.
Yeah, they do.
Yeah, that's cool.
That one looks like Croatian or something.
Check him out.
Round by 40's 106 on Instagram.
What do you mean?
Because he doesn't have like a, like what?
I don't know.
Because he doesn't look like concrete.
It's even the hat.
The hat is like a Spaniard hat.
That's not even Mexican.
Okay.
It kind of reminds me.
Ah, it's a lot.
Ah, you know, what's wrong with Spaniards?
Nothing, but then it's just, it reminds me.
of my band when he's like,
singing with the Maracas?
Well, if for sure is that, Angie.
It for sure is that.
It for sure is appropriation to the tea.
Yeah, so that's what they think that it might be.
I don't know.
That little piñata on the side makes it be the quote-unquote.
That's the Mexican part.
And by the way,
they're not calling it the Mexican Santa on TV.
Oh, okay.
The people are calling it Mexican Santa.
Oh, got it.
On TVS is called Mary Bright Santa holding pinata.
Ah.
Oh, that's a really long game.
South of the border.
And they have the Santa with the sombrero hat.
I'm just saying, it's the viral thing of the moment right now.
You know, it happens every year.
Like, I think for Halloween they had this one pumpkin thing from Target that was really big.
It was like this top pumpkin that said hi to you.
I think his name was like Stu.
You're Lewis.
Lewis.
Yes.
He was like a big thing from Target.
And now CVS has the Santa.
They're gone, though.
I mean, I could look at other CVSs, but the one I went to,
done.
Nowhere.
How much was the re-so?
We got to go to that one CVS that looks like a church.
Oh, yeah.
That looks like a cathedral.
It's like in Korea town?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, it's just a scary CVS.
Yes, they just made a, it was legit a cathedral or something.
It just made a CVS on top of it.
I've been to Overeux Street recently, and they don't have like that type of a Santa.
So, just so you know, I checked.
He didn't?
No.
But I'm sure they have a little
Niño Dios.
Oh, yeah.
They have a thousand
Niño Dioses.
And be him
of Wadalupe.
All of that.
Okay.
What's your favorite
decoration for the holidays?
Is it just the tree?
I put stockings up this year
and I love stockings now.
My favorite one is my
nativity blow-up set.
Oh, okay, okay.
Outside?
In the front.
Yeah, cute.
What's in the nativity, Greg?
I don't even know.
Oh, God.
I was going to ask.
What is it?
I was going to say,
so I don't have a nativity
He said, I never really had one, but my grandma does.
Chill out.
Greg don't know and Angie.
Yeah, I don't.
Spanish, for favor.
Nativity.
Nativity.
Nativity.
Nativity.
Nativity.
Okay, no, for real.
What is it?
Angie, you should know.
What is it?
It's when they're in the manger.
Do you know what the manger is?
No.
Oh, my gosh.
It's Mary and Joseph and the baby.
Oh, it's the nasimiento.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
That's a Spanish.
It's a real Mexican center right there.
It's a real Mexican center right there.
Got it, got it, got it.
What were you saying, Vic?
No, yeah, that I'm always jealous of people's nativity.
Nativity.
Nacimianitos, yes.
I put up a tree yesterday, but no nativity set.
Oh, okay.
That's when the crew's just looking down and he's not even there yet.
Hey, they're all just checking her out.
Yeah, they're all like waiting, you know.
All right.
Well, whatever decoration you love for the holidays, just know there is a decoration piece that's going viral.
It's a Mexican Santa.
and it's at CVS if you can find it.
It's like $90.
Now that it's gone viral.
Really?
The one that I see right here says it was $30 and then it was $16.
Resale?
Oh, that's why they're all gone.
Shee.
I thought it would look like Weird Al-Aukovitch for a second.
Why?
It looks like it has the long beard and everything.
Yeah, it looks weird.
They just have, it's okay, whatever Santa's were left over,
they put the stuff from Cinco de Mayo on.
We have one million piniatitas.
What are we doing?
with these.
Let's just put him here.
Mexican Saturn.
It's the end of the road.
For the one, the only, six, seven.
Six, seven.
Yes, everybody's tired of it.
And even fast food workers are tired of it as well.
You know when you go to a fast food restaurant, you get your number, right?
People are going in specifically to try to get number 67, just so they can get six seven.
And this was a big hit at actually in an hour.
Yeah, this is big out here.
A lot of people.
We got in and out is ours.
Yeah, people would do that.
Wait for the order 6, 7, and go crazy.
That's tough, though.
So cute.
It was cool.
It was cool.
But it got annoying to the owners of In and Health.
I mean, it's something I look forward to every 67th number.
Yeah, but imagine everybody doing that all the time.
All right.
What was your hangout spout after school?
Ours was Jack and the Blocs.
And we would go, and I'm sure the employees are like,
And all we would order was chicken sandwiches
because they were like a dollar.
Yeah.
But like we would fill them like
Yeah.
And it's just a bunch of kids.
There's fights in the back somewhere
and the park that's right close by
and all of that, right?
But I'm assuming what in and out too,
it's like, oh, we know the rush
of the kids that are just going to order
until they get to the number six, seven.
And as an owner, you should be happy.
No.
It's business.
Their whole thing is like in and out
and like efficiency.
And they're just going to be happy.
want people in and out.
If they have all these people inside, the parking lot is packed, more than likely.
The foot traffic in there, nobody can like sit down.
People are just sitting there.
Maybe they're not even ordering food or they're staying longer.
They're waiting to record.
Yeah.
They're waiting for the moment.
It becomes a nuisance for everybody that's just trying to get a burger and get the hell out.
Yeah, it's a huge crowd too.
It's not like a little bit of kids.
It's a lot of kids filling up that in and out.
So it is inconvenient.
I would be pissed if I walked in there.
I saw that.
Yeah.
In and Out, Broski, 2pm.
You guys are old.
I'm wondering if in and out goes to 100 and then it resets.
Yeah.
And that means it'll be really quick, the turnaround.
Oh, because a lot of people go there.
Yeah, if they were smarter by it, they would just go to that order that 67 and get it out the way.
Boom, out of here.
Ah, yeah.
Well, they're doing something besides that.
They're knocking it off completely.
We have taken 67 out of our system.
So whenever we're taking orders, it goes 66 to 68 because of people like you.
People like me.
Oh, like you.
Yep.
Alam Margaada.
67 is now out of their order system.
I'm just so shocked that 6-7 surpass 6-9 so fast and hard.
No, that's still going down.
No, but 6-9 never got this big.
Like, they didn't take out 6-9 out the system.
We were kids.
69 is still there, buddy.
Yeah, we're kids.
This is more friendly.
It couldn't go viral back then because you needed a dial-up to get to the internet.
True.
But the show is as big.
But yep, 67 is now officially out of the in-and-out.
Wow.
That's like in elevators when they skip 13.
13.
On the floor, it goes from 12 to 14.
Yeah, wrong.
You're so stupid.
Stop bait.
I think in China they skipped the number four.
Why?
It's like a bad, like a number associated with death.
Really?
Yeah.
Which is one plus three.
What?
Yeah.
Trip out.
All right.
So they just.
Go one, three, five?
No, then you're skipping two.
You're skipping two as well.
One, two, three, five.
Stupis.
Aye, aye, aye.
So dumb.
Buenos de yes.
Welcome to the show.
Oh, that's just talking.
Shout to all our Asian homies.
Yes.
You make the Mexican accent at Concrete to, okay?
Yeah, it's all good.
Get it back in blood, man.
For favor.
Yeah.
For favor.
So you have the people,
eh, fool?
With a woo?
Yeah.
Shout out to that one Asian actor that passed away, man, rest in peace.
He was in an American meme, man.
He was a moral combat.
Two, I forget his name.
Oh.
I totally forget his name.
I know you're talking about.
He was probably very disrespectful.
He was Lou King, right?
Yes.
Wow.
How many disuse people can we disrespect in one 10-minute span?
We can keep going.
Jesus Christ.
That was a sarcastic statement.
You can see.
Say it in the correct.
You can say that.
It's one of you two.
Angie big, stay out of this.
Let's say this.
Kerry Hiroyuki to Gawanna.
Okay.
RIP.
RIP, man.
He was the Asian home meet and American meat.
And American meat.
What?
Yeah, and then he was also in Mortal Kombat.
Wow.
He's been in a bunch of films, but yeah.
I hear Loki inside, they got to choose.
Yeah, for sure, man.
So he chose to.
I'm sure there's a bunch of devastated Cholo.
right now, you know what I'm saying?
No, like, never
right.
Okay.
All right, good morning.
Good morning.
Six-seven is now out of the loop
when it comes to end and out, all right?
So it's a little sad day.
A little sad day.
But Six-seven is still strong.
Oh, yeah.
Over this past weekend, I had a birthday party
for Jorge, and it was like,
say six-seven, and I'm like, I'm trying to take a picture,
fools.
Oh, they're good, though.
Yeah, and he does something.
else with cheeseburger, put the fries in the bag.
Oh, put the fries in the bag.
That means you're broke.
My son tells me that.
Wow.
The price in the bag means you're broke.
That's wild.
Little Vic told me that the other day.
I didn't know what it meant.
Yeah, it means you.
Let's show them how broke we are, huh?
Yeah.
Show our kids how broke we are.
Yeah, no presents for Christmas.
No presents, no roadblocks, no white bag.
Yeah, I thought I was broke.
Where's my fries?
We're so broke, sorry.
And then we just got the fries.
Yeah, so like you get it, like, you're working at a job that you make no money at because you put
the fries.
Oh, so now I'm working at a job of getting her money.
Wow.
Oh, I get it now.
Yeah, you're broke.
Yeah.
And then they're something, get the milk, go get the milk.
I don't know.
It's a lot.
Kids, we're on to you.
We're on to you and we're all content.
We're talking amongst each other, the parents.
We're going to figure this out.
Schools have banned six, seven.
I know the boys' teachers have been like, oh, one of their teachers counts to five,
knowing that the kids will say the six seven, but it gets their attention.
Oh, smart.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
And then everybody's like, now to have your attention.
See, that's smart.
It's so nice.
The other one, like, it's from the devil.
Stop saying.
All right.
Well, thank you for that, Greg.
In and out is Knicksing 6,7.
Yep.
Now let's get into the weather with Concretto.
You ready, bro?
Mm-hmm.
And now, the weather.
Oh, hell my dog.
With concrete storm.
Perritos, it is going down for the weather Tuesday, November,
Tuesday, December 9th.
Oh, my God, it's one of those days.
For off, first off, we're off to the city of Castaig.
How are you going through puberty off at this age?
That was not, we're off.
That was that one actor, getting you back.
First off, we're off to the city of Castaig where the bro's
pull up and they're half baked and my pop
says, you know ma'amas,
ti'enos de w'i.
Your high will be 77
today. Now we head over to the Cougar's
house in Montenido.
If she takes care of you, then you're a
mantanido. Your hat will be 80
degrees. Next we slide to the city of
Escondido. I think I drank too much
coffee today because I'm all
prendido. Your hat will be 82 degrees.
Lastly, we pull up to the city of
Valle Vista. If you're at Paisa, you can
catch love on Chispa.
Your high will be 81 degrees.
Am I lying or what?
In my line?
Greg, are you on cheese bar?
Yeah, I'm on cheesebler.
Oh, dude, you're over there catfishing fools.
Greg is the face of cheesebler.
Quick little, you know, just a little fun fact about Escondido.
They have the most mountain lions surrounding over there.
So there's a bunch of cougars.
That's two different things.
Greg, do you know what's up?
That's two different things.
No, mountainings are cougars.
Mountain lions are cougars.
Cougars.
They're mountain lines.
Yeah.
No, they're not.
Yeah, they are.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to Google this right now.
Google it, dog.
Wait, let's you find out what a Black Panther is.
What's a Black Panther?
It's a bunch of different cats.
What?
Oh, my God.
It's not just one.
Mountain lines are cougars.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you see?
Yeah, the cat family, they trip was out a lot.
Yeah.
So you're saying the Black Panther is?
No, the Black Panther is a Black Panther.
But you know what that is.
Yes.
But black panthers are actually.
are actually different types of cats
that happen to be black
so they go into that category.
Black Panther, yeah.
No, like it could be, look it up.
It could be different types of big cats.
Oh, yeah, it's not a distinct.
It's not just one.
A black panther isn't just one animal.
Yeah, it's not just for the brothers, bro.
Come on, stop, man, that's crazy.
It could be a leopard.
It could be a jaguar.
As long as it's full black.
It could be a Puma.
All black.
I didn't know that.
But that makes it a black panther.
It's not.
own little animal.
That has to be black.
And big.
Yes.
Got it.
So not you.
Yeah.
What?
All right.
Yeah, to catch.
Catch 77 degrees.
Montenido, 80 degrees.
Escondido, 82, and Valle Vista 81.
That's been the weather today.
Is it going to be really hot today?
It is.
The Santa Ana winds are hitting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Happy December in California.
Yeah, it feels like June.
It does.
I told you summer was back.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you for.
The homie help line.
Giselle needs our help.
Giselle.
Jasell hit us up and said, hey, Brown Bag.
I really need your help.
My name is Jasell, and I feel like I'm losing a good friend for no real reason.
I have a group of coworkers who became close over the last three years.
One of them, Julie, even threw me a baby shower.
Recently, though, I noticed something was off.
They were whispering and planning their Christmas party right in front of me,
and I wasn't invited.
I'm usually included in all of Julie's get-togethers,
but things have changed ever since her cousin Vanessa and her got a place together.
A few days later, I finally asked Julie about it,
like why I wasn't invited, and she said it wasn't personal.
She told me, because she's living with her cousin Vanessa now,
she didn't invite me out of respect for her cousin since she supposedly gets a weird vibe for me,
which is wild because I've met this cousin exactly once.
Then about a week later, Julie tells me they talked it out and all of a sudden everything's cool and I can come.
Apparently, the cousin decided I'm not bad vibes after all, just blunt.
Like, okay, girl, sure.
But now I feel uncomfortable.
it feels awkward to show up after not being invited in the first place.
Part of me feels like I shouldn't go at all, but my sister keeps telling me to go, be the bigger
person, and not lose a good friend because her cousin is being weird.
So what should I do, Brownback?
Should I pull up to the Christmas party or skip it and risk this friendship starting to fade?
And these aren't just co-worker friends.
Like her and this girl, Julie, are best friends we've learned from talking here.
Like, this is my bestie.
And it seems like the.
the cousin Vanessa
now feels like
well blood is thicker than water
like why are you choosing your home girl
over me over me in certain
situations which does happen in girl world
feels like they're fighting for custody of
of friendship yeah almost right
whereas Giselle is saying you know what to me
I'm like cool with everybody and I want to
hang out with everybody and I've been invited to everything
but now it's kind of like one
they were like snickering about it or trying to whisper
in front of me but still like you could just
not talk about it in front of me.
Yeah, that part was very intentional, that they wanted her to know that she,
they're having a party that she's not included in.
And when she did talk to her bestie about it, her bestie went back to the cousin
and said, hey, so we talked about it and you can come.
And now she's kind of like, should I even go?
That's weird.
Like it was like a bad invitation.
Yeah, a forced invitation.
Girls don't show up and make it awkward.
Yeah, girls don't invite themselves.
I feel like us dudes we invite ourselves.
No.
No.
Hey, don't.
That was like to.
Hell, no, yeah.
So where we're going?
Hey.
Where are we going?
That's different.
I always me only
solo, dog.
Yeah.
I hate a bad invite.
Like, I wouldn't even go if I get a bad invite.
Right.
What are we doing?
If we're all right here and then you guys start talking about you're going and go eat, I'm like, where are we going?
No.
Oh, my God.
Party is different.
You don't even go with this.
You don't go with this.
You don't go with this.
Like this.
Oh, yeah, we're not even hungry tomorrow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Actually, we're hungry.
Great check.
Hang check.
Hang Greg.
I'll text you outside.
That was next week, right?
I'll text you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think that was next.
Oh, my God.
And parties is different.
Yeah, it's completely good.
Because I always here, especially like, oh, well, I posted it on Instagram.
That means anybody's invited.
It's like, no, you didn't give the personal invite, so I didn't go.
Yeah, I put it in my close friend, so everybody should have seen it.
I sent you a DM?
You didn't get it?
No, I didn't.
No?
Yeah, I've heard that one.
All right.
Oh, that's.
Let's invite Giselle to the conversation.
Yes.
She was not invited to the party initially.
Giselle, Buenos Dias.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I'm inviting her.
I think I've got to go now.
Hold on.
Giselle.
So this seems to be like a weird thing you didn't even know was happening that your bestie's cousin didn't like you.
Yeah.
I didn't.
I had no idea until until now.
What did she say was the reason that you just gave a weird vibe?
That, that's, well, she said, she's like, oh, I guess she didn't like your vibe or something like that.
What?
It was more like she, the cousin didn't want, didn't feel comfortable having me over.
What?
Is it because you have like a lot on your chest?
What?
Why did you bring that up?
Just, you know, DeM just on Instagram.
That's a very good question.
And Jazeel, Giselle is well-endowed.
Right, Jazeel?
Well-endowed?
That's crazy.
She just has a lot on her chest.
She's going through a lot.
Oh, my God.
But we don't know the cousin's not well-endowed.
The cousin might also have a lot.
on her chest. Probably not.
What do you say, Giselle?
Walk out of las.
I don't know, but I'm like, I'm over here staring my own pot or whatever, but I know that
like I was talking to one of the other girls and she was like, girl, I had no idea what
was going on.
She's like, I sensed that they didn't invite you, but I wasn't sure so I didn't say anything,
but she's like, now that you bring it up, it's really weird.
So I guess that girl, she's not going to go anymore because she's like, well, that's
messed up for them to do that.
When we were all cool and they didn't even say anything to like.
the rest of the girls.
Did the cousin start working where you work too?
No, she doesn't work here at all.
She doesn't work at the same place where all the work besties are at.
But she's messing with the work besties.
She's messing with the work bestie relationship.
So to me, it was weird because I know when I told my friend, I was like, dude, I don't know why before I even asked,
like I had a gut feeling.
You know, as girls, we get our little gut feeling or whatever.
Before I asked, I don't know why I had a feeling that it was going to be the cousin that, like,
it was going to be because of the cousin.
Mind you, I met the girl once, but the time that I did meet her, I feel like she gave me like a little stinky look.
Ew.
Where were you guys when you met her for the first time and only time?
It was the one party that the girl threw that my friends threw.
Oh, another party.
Were respectfully, were your shittas out?
Yeah, what were you worried?
I was pregnant at the time.
Oh, so they were out.
That's her answer.
There's an answer.
Every man.
Wait.
Wait.
At your baby shower?
She's, she met you at your baby shower and got a weird vibe from you?
No, this was a different, this was a little, a different friends get together.
You're partying while you're pregnant?
I'm kidding.
Are you a hell?
It wasn't a funny.
It was a little get together.
But anyway.
Okay, Chris.
Oh, hell, no.
No way.
It's a hell.
It's a hell.
It's Hara, Jaze.
She's just in about the.
All hell, hell, no.
She did.
Come on.
Anything but that.
Anything but that.
Oh, damn.
My teeth are perfect.
Okay, so you guys met and you thought you hit it off.
It's like, oh, this is the cousin of my bestie.
Yes, I said hi.
You know, I mean, that day, I was with everyone, half of the girlfriend work didn't go.
So it was some of her different friends that were there.
Got it.
And I got along with all of them.
Again, I wasn't drinking, so I don't know.
Maybe that made it uncomfortable, but everyone already knows that, like, I'm the life of the party.
I am a great vibe.
Like everyone knows
Like, but I like me
It's really weird
Some people might be intimidated by that
Some people might look at the life of the party
Like, ugh, too loud
Doing too much
Yeah
And all right
And all she's at it
Wow
No, but that's what I'm saying
At that time I was very calm
Like I'm used to the life of the party
But that time I was very calm
So you were chill
Oh, okay
So you were standoffish, maybe
To the cousin.
But then now
It's crazy because
So when I was sending my coworker
I'm like, I have a gut feeling that it was because of the cousin, whatever,
I'm going.
Maybe you're pregnant again.
Something's in your good.
You're empanada, they're embassada.
So, sorry, we, let's not make you joke.
I know, let her go into.
What?
All right, so let's read.
Bye, bye.
Bye.
Your Roska has a baby in it.
Damn, he heard us.
Yeah, he heard us talking about.
the bitch.
Sorry,
Zazel, sorry,
you should have told us
first.
All right.
Giselle.
So,
let me reset real quick.
You have your home girl
besties.
You guys all work together.
You hang out together.
Recently you met your bestie's
cousin, her prima.
And it was something chill
because you were at a party together,
but you were pregnant at the time.
You were like calm.
Usually your life of the party,
you were laid back.
Now they've made their own,
they've made their own Christmas party
and you heard them whispering around you.
What was that?
What was that day?
Because you said you only met her once,
but this would be your second interaction.
Yeah, so I found out because a while back they got together,
and I seen it on Instagram.
I'm like, oh, I wasn't invited.
But I'm like, whatever.
I still gave the benefit of the doubt.
Oh, I was talking that I had plans,
that I was talking about that I had plans this weekend with my family.
So I'm assuming, like, since they do that, I was probably not going to go.
I thought.
And so.
then I come to find out.
I guess the cousin had planned that little, like, get together.
On purpose.
It was a surprise, it was a surprise birthday party.
So I guess the cousin planned it.
But because the cousin planned it, I wasn't invited.
Okay.
I didn't know.
Is that you have to invite to all, to all right?
That's your best friend.
It's your best friend's birthday?
Huh?
It's your best friend's birthday?
It was a birthday, yeah.
Okay.
Yes.
If Angie, if anyone in Angie,
families planning a birthday for her, they're hitting me up.
Same with me.
Yeah.
Oh, but I didn't know.
There's more.
I know.
No.
Well, anyways.
What you guys even?
Yeah, we're figuring out why they're not inviting you.
I don't want her at the party anymore.
All the mics are off.
All the mics are off.
The floor is yours.
Dee.
So whatever.
After that, I don't know why I had a feeling.
I'm like, so me and my man were separated in the past for like three years.
right?
And I know he was messing around
whatever.
What?
I don't know why.
It's such a small world
that I have a feeling that
probably,
because that day of that party,
that was the first time too
that I took him
to one of those parties
with me.
So I don't know why I'm like,
probably they probably
left around in the past.
I don't know.
Whatever.
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How do you jump to that?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
you need more evidence than that.
You need more evidence.
I'm from the same city?
I'm trying to tell you.
Okay, okay, go, go.
Stop interrupting her, let's be, let's.
Listen, Linda, listen.
Oh, listen.
She said Linda, listen.
Linda.
Okay, go to Cel, go.
So, yeah, so whatever, I told my man, before I even text my friend,
when I noticed the first, um, I guess they had without me,
I'm like, oh, yeah, like, it's been kind of weird.
Like, they don't, they don't include me and things like that anymore, whatever.
He's like, oh, that's weird.
And then I told, oh, so I'm like, I finally talk to her, and I,
and I asked her, like, what's going on.
And then I told him, like, oh, I guess her cousin doesn't like me.
And immediately he was like, what cousin?
And then I'm like, she was there that they have the party.
Oh, he's like, I don't recall the phase.
Like, who was it?
But he got very, like, questioning.
Like, why are you questioning?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I'm like, then again, I'm like, it's just me being the Lou, but I don't know.
So I'm like, I want to assume, because I don't know the real reason.
So I'm like, that gave me like a little like, well, what if, what if like that was a situation?
Like, what is that?
That's the case.
Stop interrupting her.
You have pregnant brain right now.
Can you stop, Greg?
Stop interrupting her.
Let her get it off.
By the way, pull over if you're driving.
Go ahead.
But yeah, but that was the thing.
Like, that was, like, he got a little, like, defensive or, like, very questioning, like, who's the cousin?
Or, like, why?
Like, why doesn't the cousin like you?
No.
Tell us when we can chime in.
Tell us it.
Because we don't want to interrupt.
Keep going, though.
Oh, my God.
That's it.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, good.
Got her.
I can't ask questions.
Like her conspiracy theory.
What most chis me tries.
I know.
I like her.
So here's the thing, how she's feeling.
It's odd to her that someone would just not like her off jump.
But, like, you know, too, sometimes girls get a bad vibe.
And they're like, I'm not cute for that person.
But on top of that, it's that when she brought up to her dude, he was acting like he
don't remember and, like, a little bit weird.
Face away.
Yes.
So now she's like.
Oh, something might be up there, and maybe that's why the cousin doesn't want me around or is acting weird towards me.
Is the cousin cute?
Send us a picture.
Okay.
No.
Are you all from the same area?
No.
No.
So it'd be kind of tough for them to have hooked up.
Yes, yeah, but then this man was all over the place.
Does your man have a car?
That's answer a valid question.
It's a valid question.
Ballard driver's license?
Okay.
All right.
He did it.
He did it.
He did it.
He did it.
He did it.
He did it.
So ultimately, go ahead, Angie.
Giselle, wouldn't it be more suspicious that if he actually remembered her and knew more stuff about her?
The same.
I think.
Yeah.
What she's saying is she thinks he did remember her, but but he acted like he didn't.
He was trying to throw her off.
We were in a part of.
Who?
What?
What?
It wasn't too much then.
La Bonita?
La Preciosa?
Like,
a little shula.
All right.
All right.
So ultimately you want to know should you go to the party or not?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Pretty much, yeah.
Okay.
Not if you think your man has slept with this lady.
Which he has, but that's not the point right now.
That's a whole different point.
That's a whole different way.
Hold on.
Hold on the way.
Do you still want to go to the party?
if you find out that they
Oh yeah
I'm a petty person
So yes
Okay
All right
And just
Like you and your man
Back in the day
He was out on these streets
Or to have
I don't know
He's soon to be my ex
That's another story though
Is so with him?
Oh
What's going on?
He's a borrowed time right now
Don't interrupt her why
Why is it going to be your ex
Another story
We got time
Well, girl, we do.
We do.
We do have a lot of time.
My bad.
Should have led with that?
We have kids, and he does not get his ish together.
It's like I'm in a relationship, but being a single mom.
You need someone to meet you where you're at.
You need someone to also provide like you are.
Yes.
And I'm so pretty for him, too.
So I'm like, boy, you cannot be doing you like that.
Yes, confident lady.
Like I said, guys, she had a lot on her chest.
Confident, okay.
Please don't leave him for Greg.
Please don't.
No, don't.
Oh, heck no.
Never.
That's another baby.
All right.
Thank you, Jaz.
To go from another boy to a baby?
Nothing.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Gagga, give me those milkers.
You're so.
That's disgusting.
We got to kick him out.
This was going to be Exhibit 8, by the way.
What?
What?
How?
She called me a baby.
That's what babies do, right?
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Brownback
Alan
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Talk to us
What would you talk to sell
Who is soon to be single
By the way
Yeah
Sorry
So about the whole party thing
Honestly, I think, like, she should just, like, not go.
You know, they're going to talk about her regardless if she goes or not, you know, protect your energy.
And I think she should just be petty and throw a bigger party, a bigger rager.
That same day, invite Power 106.
Okay, Al.
Carnival.
Carnival.
Invite me.
Yeah.
Invite everybody.
Have the whole city there.
and like, you know, just, just, uh...
And then the next day at work?
Oh, how was your party?
Mine was on the news.
It was amazing.
Yeah, baby oil showed up.
Baby oil everywhere.
Ew.
Oh.
Don't do that.
Christmas Project X, like, all that.
How are the cops that party now?
Invite all that girl's cousins, except that cousin, like, keep it super petty.
Yeah.
Go, go, like, meet them where they're at.
If they don't like you, they don't want to invite you, you do the same thing.
I don't know.
last minute to do a whole party party.
But that Project X-Patti that happened in at Chatsworth.
True.
That was recently.
I think that was Halloween.
Really?
You see?
Yeah.
But it was like insane amounts of kids like...
Rager.
Thousands of kids were there.
Yeah.
It was crazy.
All right.
Let's go to Jorge in Pekoyama.
All right.
So Alan says don't go.
Jorge, what's up, Jorge?
Good morning, Brownback.
When is he?
Jorge.
Jorge, talk to us.
What should do you?
Giselle do? Should she go to the party that she wasn't invited to first? It was just because
she brought it up. They invited her. Or should she stay away because the cousin that set up the
party don't mess with her? Well, at first I felt bad for Giselle, but then the more, the more
she talked, I think maybe she is the reason that she does give out bad back. So.
I thought she gave way vibes. Yeah, me too. Why you say that?
Yeah. Forget the party. Give her a job application. She needs to take her a job application. She needs to
She was taking over a brown bag in the morning.
Another one?
There's another.
See, just go.
The cousins have a reason to like her.
Just go, while out,
that's put to the mother.
And see,
how do you know,
just make it,
make it about her.
Give a cousin a reason not to like her.
Oh,
if right now she don't like you
and it's a weird reason,
give her the reason.
Give her good reason.
Yeah.
Like when our parents tell us.
Oh, you're crying?
I'll give you a reason to cry.
Yeah.
Have her, do that one.
Think I'm bad vibes. Watch this.
Oh, gosh.
All right.
Let's go to Liz in San Pedro.
Liz.
What is Diaz?
Good morning, bandbag.
Liz, talk to us.
What would you tell our girl, Giselle, who's figuring out whether she should go to a party for her best friend that the best friend's prima set up.
The best friend's didn't initially invite her.
But she loves her best friend, wants to go be there for her.
But the prima is like, oh, yeah, I don't like her.
She gives weird vibes.
So I would go behind my best friend's.
back and go hit up the prima and find out what's her beef, what's going on with her. And if
she's a girl's girl, if my boyfriend's acting weird, I would just find out the whole shebang
and just instead of acting weird or being around her and being upset, like just go ask her. Like,
hey, what's wrong with you? Like, what's going on? Why don't you like me? Or what did I do to you?
Or do you know my boyfriend? I mean, all of it. Yeah. Go have that combo one-on-one with
Prima?
Yes.
And what if the Prima is like, yeah, I know your man?
Well, then that's your answer.
Then you go to the party with your man.
Yeah, to me it feels like don't go.
Don't go, find other plans.
You don't want to be where people don't want you.
Exactly.
You know what I'm saying?
And then you're allowing, you're entering that bad energy to yourself.
They're going to give you a whole.
Oh, for sure.
You're going to feel uncomfortable.
Or you're the type to go and be like, make it awkward.
Which one are you?
Nah, that's the worst.
Make it awkward.
Make it awkward, cool.
No, hell no, the vibes are off.
And get super faded.
Oh, that'd be cool too.
You could do that.
Cause a scene.
Throw up on her shoes?
Causing a senna.
She's going to stay home and start like just tweeting about everything.
I don't even have real friends.
And when you're done, be like, and cut.
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Good morning.
We are inside the Homi Helpline talking to Giselle.
Giselle is hitting us up because she does not know what to do.
Should she go to a party that was set up for her bestie at work by the prima that doesn't like her?
Or should she stay away, protect her peace, all of that?
Keep in mind, she only met this prima one time of her bestie.
And since then, the prima has been telling her bestie, oh, let's not hang out with her.
She's a little bit weird.
Weird vibes.
Okay.
Too much.
Yeah.
She's too much.
Too much on your chest.
Mm-hmm. Why'd you have to bring up the chest part?
You said it's too much.
Yes, she's too much. Like she's extra.
Yeah, she has a lot.
Okay. All right. Well, let's go. Let's go to. Who are you going to, sir?
Paula in South L.A. Paula.
Good morning, Paula. That's not on the line. Well, thank you.
Let's go to Delilah in Linwood. Delilah.
Hello?
Delilah. Talk to us. What would you tell, Giselle?
I would tell her to go. I would tell her to go. I would tell her to go.
and bring it up.
I was in a similar situation like that,
and I met a best friend through the guy that I was dating.
I met his cousin's girlfriend,
and so we became really good friends for like eight years maybe.
And she had a cousin, and the cousin didn't like me,
and she wouldn't invite me, and she was, like, really petty with me.
Yeah.
And then after he told me that he had dated her,
And so then we got serious and he bought me a ring.
And when I showed everybody, we went to a dinner.
Sorry, I'm nervous.
No, you're fine.
No, you're fine.
Go, Delilah.
We went to, like, a dinner, like a girl's dinner.
And I showed them the ring.
And then she just flat out said, oh, did you know that I dated him and was really serious?
Oh.
Yeah.
And she already knew.
I already knew because he told me when we were dating, like, hey, I was with some of her friends and some of
her cousins.
So I would go over there and confront her and even, I would even take her man to
Yeah, but her man hasn't admitted to it.
But I'm wondering if she could play the A, I just got engaged at the party and see how
the prima reacts.
Oh.
Like a fake engagement?
Because she might, she might be like, well, actually, I know your man.
Oh, I know him, know him.
Because, you know, once they see him moving on, they're like, oh, no, now's my time.
Stomach.
I know what it looks like.
Oh, gosh.
It's going to be a really, really petty situation.
Yeah, party.
El menudo!
I kind of want to be invited.
I feel like it's an all-girls party.
It is for sure.
Because it's all the co-workers and it's for her bestie party.
True.
But Greg, every party needs pizza.
Oh, yeah.
What does Greg have to do with?
Deliver sausage pizza.
Do you hear you hear some?
Angelica, there's cheese men.
Yeah, you guys, Martha Stewart, she's a crazy girl, okay?
Because she's out here planning the way that she wants to go out.
And she's saying she wants to go out just like her horses.
Like wild.
I know, listen.
I'm going to be composted.
When one of my horses dies, we dig a giant hole really deep in one of my fields.
And the horse is wrapped in a clean white linen sheet and very carefully drop down into
this giant lovely grave.
I want to go there.
She wants to become fertilizer.
Just like her horses.
So no.
And her farm.
No casket?
No, she's all like,
like, oh, coffin things,
all that stuff.
No way, not me.
We did the same thing to my dog.
My dog is like, yeah,
that's kind of how naturally it's supposed to have been.
In the rancho,
but not here.
I know in the world,
in the earth,
in the earth surface.
In the rancho?
We're supposed to give ourselves back to like
to the earth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Lashes, ashes.
They actually have something, I think it might be Switzerland or something, where they compost you.
And I think they make, like, think of how coffins the size of them are.
Yeah.
But think of like a little plot of dirt and soil.
And I guess they cremate you or something.
And then they turn you, like, they put you in that soil or whatever.
It might be cremation.
It might be a whole other thing.
Yeah.
But that's its own option, too.
But I think what she wants is like her body just dropped into the earth.
No, that's what she was saying.
She wants it just like she does with the horse.
It was like a big hole in her farm.
I don't know if that's legal.
I don't think it is.
Well, actually, I thought it was legal because isn't it like if you bury somebody in your backyard, like now it's tax-free?
Property tax-free?
You don't be burying people number one.
But I'm not, but all.
You've got to get a permit.
You heard that Donald Trump did that at his golf course, so now you think it's legal.
Nothing he does is quote-unquote legal, Angie.
Do not go him based off like your own decisions.
Donald Trump did it.
So can't I just bury anybody and then don't?
Don't have taxes?
I mean, that's the loop.
No.
Okay, but illegal, like, who's going to face the repercussions of that?
Like, Martha Stewart's going to be dead.
Whoever is in her state.
Oh, well, they got money to fight it off and fight the case.
You know what I'm saying?
She's a billionaire.
She is a, yeah.
I don't know.
I think there might be steps to do that.
Yeah.
I don't think she'd just be like, hey, if I have a heart attack, just take me out.
Yeah, I don't think it's just like that.
Yeah.
There's paperwork that is going to be done.
Probably her will, and it's probably some paperwork she's already having.
But even if you want to do that, I don't know that you can just say,
how you want to go out.
It's illegal to do it with animals too, but we still do it.
Can you look it up?
What?
Really?
I just want to make sure, man, when I go, I want you guys to create an AI of me with wings.
It's going to happen.
Oh, yeah, don't worry.
That's going to happen right now.
But I want to be like on.
Please do it.
He really wants it.
I want to be on a dolphin.
We want you to see it while you guys going in and out of the water with my hair.
When I pass, I want to be in this display case with a bunch of different fits interchangeable.
It's going to be changing you.
I don't know.
Whoever I paid.
Like you ended up in the Dominican Republic or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
On a motorcycle?
Yeah.
You need to have a like, it must be at a licensed cemetery to be buried.
Also, you can even do it in your backyard because that's what she wants to do in her farm.
I feel like Martha Stewart can figure it out.
But I don't think it's as easy as, hey, if I pass away just.
Oh, yeah, yeah, no.
There has to be paperwork.
Paperwork and stuff like that.
For sure, for sure.
There's like a health code and stuff like that it tells you about.
I want to be viewed right here like the.
Frozen?
Yeah, people walking by like just being able to see me.
You just want to be frozen like that in place?
Taking callers.
That's like 9 o'clock.
Poor Nikki, Nikki.
He does not want to be here.
So you never pick up.
No, no, I'm just waiting for color tan the whole time.
You say that and it's recorded.
So like, let's say you pass and it's like, hey, this is what you wanted.
We can fight it.
Yeah, now we own your body.
Where's the viewing at Olive Street?
You just have to carry me all the way up here.
What else is going on?
All right, let's move on to every guy's nightmare, you guys.
Tom Cruise's exes are linking up.
Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes are apparently, like, uniting to show support to,
to Tom Brady's current ex
Anna de Armas.
Nightmare.
Tom Cruise?
Yeah.
Oh, Tom Brady.
Oh, Tom Cruise.
Sorry, I thought it says.
I got my Tom's confused.
Anna de Aramas.
So you know how
Tom Cruise was married to Nicole Kidman
and then he also married Katie Holmes
to X's.
So apparently he was dating just right now.
Anna de Arama is like for about
eight months, right?
And they recently just broke up
and now all of a sudden
Nicole and Katie are calling each other up
trying to show support to Anna
saying like, hey girl,
if you need a shoulder to lean,
not.
How do people even know this is happening?
What's going on?
Are the phones tapped or what?
What's going on with Tom?
What do you mean?
Like, why are, like, why do they need support?
You know, it's just a breakup.
Well, who knows?
You know what I'm saying?
Well, maybe Nicole needs it because if you guys remember,
Nicole just got divorced like a couple of months ago, too.
Yeah.
Oh, from her man.
From another man.
Yeah, from another man.
But it seems like she's trying to help this girl.
Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
They're linking up saying like, hey, girl, we're here.
I don't know.
Nicole, take it to the AMC.
You know what?
Why?
Nicole Kidby.
She's the person that like that.
Oh, that's her?
Yeah.
They are.
And then everybody clas.
With their shiny pants.
It's a great intro to the movie.
I don't know that was her.
Are you serious?
Yeah, I always just like, who that was going in?
She's the goat.
Yeah.
Why did they break up or what's going down?
They were just eight.
Apparently, Anna was just thought like the relationship was moving way too fast and Tom.
And then there's also like the age gap.
Like she's 37 and Thomas 63.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, I think Tom for sure.
But, bro, he was like a superstar still in his craft.
Didn't he just have, like, a few movies that, like, did amazing?
They credit him with bringing back the, like, the box office and stuff when he did the, the...
Top Gun, Top Gun.
Maverick.
Yeah, because previous to that, we were all on streaming and honestly, like, after COVID,
we just kind of shied away from all of that, you know, and, like, the strikes and all of that.
But it says, like, that movie was, like, a switch.
And that's one of those movies you had to watch the theater, man.
I mean, it's cool to watch it at home,
but nothing like watching that movie in a theater.
For show, for show.
Shout out to Tommy.
You'll find someone.
I'm just nice.
You know what?
Maybe you should hit him Martha.
For what?
Martha and Tom Cruise.
Wow.
That would be a pairing.
It would be like a 21-year-old.
No, but she has a young soul.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
She's with someone right now.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
She's been in the cover of Sports Illustrated.
You guys saw her.
You guys brought Google Gaga for her.
Yeah.
And then he's all into Scientology.
Martha Stewart.
Oh, Martha, who wants it.
Yeah.
The senior Martha.
Thank you, Angie.
And, bro, I never knew someone wanted something so bad before Warner Bros.
went up for sale.
Right.
Did you see?
Yes.
So apparently Warner Bros. was acquired by Netflix.
And it was a whole, like, hooray.
Out here, we're in Burbank, whereby the Warner Bros. lot, they put the end of Netflix on the WB Tower.
Awquick.
Yeah.
Then we find.
Then we find out that Paramount's like,
A bro, we'll pay you cash and we'll pay you more.
So now Paramount Plus is in the running and I think has out bid
Netflix for Warner Bros.
It's a whole drama show.
They're fighting over Warner Bros.
She's the baddie.
Lettie, it's not even only just like a little bit more.
It's $30 billion more.
It was off, yes.
The original deal was like $73 billion for Netflix to buy Warner Bros.
Now Paramount is offering $100 billion.
They're going Ben for Ben.
They're
Leonard
All over
Warner Bros.
Yeah.
All over Bugs Bunny.
Did the money
Sprung out of
I don't know that's so
thinking
Oldeners
like
Warner Brothers
Yeah
They're fighting
for custody of
the Animaniacs
The Animaniacs
They didn't even
Look at my bid
What was yours?
Exactly
Lunch at Lanchitas
Lunch at Lanchitas
In a sack
Oh yeah
It's so crazy
Like
Where did they have
That money just
Stashed
Like oh yeah
We'll just
Throw off
100 billy
And usually like a bid, you go a little bit over just to try to win.
Yeah.
They went double the price.
Well, I guess because it was already locked in with Netflix.
It was already kind of set in stone.
Again, Netflix literally put the end on the Warner Bros.
So that means they had access and everything.
Yeah.
And Paramount's like, hold on.
Don't be with him.
Be with me.
Yeah.
And then pulled up with like a Rose Royce of cash.
It's like, no, you got to come with me.
The starting billion.
Paramount is also making like crazy like offer, like I guess you could say promises.
and they're saying like,
we're going to put out 200 movies in the theaters
within the next two, three years.
Really?
Like, on top of what they're already paying.
So they're like,
everybody's going to like it
because we're going to put more movies
in the theaters, right guys?
They're going to hard.
Well, because I feel like Netflix's going to go straight to...
Streaming.
Straight to streaming.
Yeah, exactly.
And I don't think that helps Paramount
be able to do their thing, you know?
At all.
They still want to keep, like,
it's like the old guard of, like,
we do, like, traditional, like,
where it goes, movie releases and theaters
and things of that nature.
And Netflix is, like,
straight to your house.
I think they don't measure it either.
So they can't tell you how many people have streamed a movie or they have no telling of
how much a movie has made, which is really big in that industry.
It helps with contracts.
It helps with everybody that's unprecedented in that film and then it get nominated for
reward.
Yeah, that's wild.
But whichever one gets it would get iconic franchises like DC Comics, so Superman and Batman,
Harry Potter in the Wizarding World, Game of Thrones, Looney Tunes, and Clubs.
Classic films like Casablanca, The Matrix, Barbie, popular series like Friends, the Big Bang Theory, the Sopranos, and studios like Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, and HBO Max.
Wow, that's a lot.
That's a lot.
It is a lot that I would have loved to have on my Netflix because I don't have to know.
Like, let's be real, too.
Like, let's be real as the consumers.
Like, more people have Netflix than they have Paramount Plus.
True.
Not going to lie, when I found out there was, like, live sports, Netflix.
That was like, yep.
That got you?
That got me.
You guys, yesterday I was watching Paramount Plus, I promise you.
I was watching reruns of Jersey Shore.
So they have some stuff.
Imagine that.
That doesn't make it better.
Wow.
Wow.
You can't wait to get home again.
I can't wait to get home right now.
You didn't sell it, bro.
It was amazing.
GTL.
Diddy Doc?
And then, oh my God.
But you can see Snookies Pompadour.
Bro, it's amazing.
It's like you travel back in time in 2009.
Can't wait so quick.
You take your home and watch,
Bolly.
I love it.
You know Vick looked like a guido in his time?
I did, yeah.
I was a faux guido.
Well, he had the head.
No, I'm serious.
Yeah, he was.
You can noly eating.
I tried.
I tried my best.
I don't have enough gel.
That's so good.
Okay, so now we're going to have a new subscription.
We're like a couple mergers away from cable, bro.
Like a couple like, hey, we're all just going to go together.
It's getting,
and be cable.
For the right.
You can get us all with the control.
It's getting back to that.
Like now it's more commercials than ever.
It is.
I'm back to watching terrestrial television again now.
Yeah.
Oh, you say that again?
Terrestrial television.
Angie, you know you're on terrestrial radio, right?
Yeah, I do.
Linear.
Okay.
Not linear.
I'm just adding words at this point.
You're trying to sound smart?
Trying?
Oh.
Angie, you have some explaining to do.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you guys, I have like the little car antlers because I love Christmas.
So cute.
So yesterday, I haven't washed my car in a while.
Yesterday I went to get a car wash, right?
But before I go, I take off the antlers.
So I have to put the windows down, right?
And then I thought I pulled them up.
So I get the car wash, get my car back.
And then when I get home, I notice my seat, my back seat where the car antlers are at, it's all wet.
But now I'm like, okay, is it my fault?
Or is it the car wash his fault for not check?
Becky because I'm just a girl.
Is it one of those ones where they take your car at, like you get out of the car and then they get your car?
Yeah.
Like so another person got in the car.
Yeah, they're like, leave your keys in there.
And then whatever car wash you want to get, just let us know.
And then we'll give your car back.
But then it takes your car through the machine.
Through the machine.
They vacuum, I clean it the whole shebang.
And then when I caught it back, I still tip of.
And then he's like, oh, I like the little teddy teddy that you have in the back.
And so me being nice, I'm like, oh, here you go.
Here's a teddy bear and here's your tip.
I get home and I knew they noticed because I had like a bunch of stuff and they try to cover it up with like bags and things like that.
Oh.
It's your fault.
It's your fault.
It's your fault.
They should have told me.
No, because they could have thought that your window was broken.
So you already knew that it was like that.
No, my windshield's cracked, but that's it.
No.
No, like it was stuck in place.
They're not going to try to move it.
They're not going to touch anything.
They're just going to drive it through.
Well, you don't think they should have told me like, hey, just so you know the back seat is wet because something happened.
No, that would have to come.
clean and do more work.
Yeah.
That's why they put the bags.
They kind of, I don't know.
I don't know because I'm like, shooting you have checked the whole windows were up?
It's my job too.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Angie, it's your fault but also their fault.
It's your fault, but yes.
You share responsibility.
So should I even go back and complain and be like, hey.
You shouldn't expect so much out of them.
No.
It's already too much.
They could say you did it yourself.
They were low-key trying to cover up your mistake.
Yeah.
You make the best
They were trying to help you out
What you need to get your blow dryer phone
And start hitting that
Okay
I don't know
I go to a hand wash
Exclusive car wash
In Elserino
Incredible incredible car wash
There's also a pooh poohsera
slash car wash
Amazing
But they hand wash
And before you give them the car
You're like okay
What do you need?
Okay inside
Like I even saw a dude
He had a hell of mess
In the bag
I don't know if they had thrown up
Or something
But he has to show them
and then they're like, okay, charge you this much more or whatever.
Like, you have a little convo.
Yeah.
Because you went to the fast ones, you pull up.
They take your, oh, which one?
Platinum or whatever?
Yeah, I'm like, basically, I want in and out.
Yeah.
That was it.
And then they didn't check.
That's why my, is it my fault?
Because I did take out the little antlers.
But they did, the fact that they did clean inside is a little bit weird to me.
That they cleaned inside, but didn't tell you.
Like, didn't say, like, they tried to cover it up by putting my mess in that seat.
And when I took out my mess, that's what I was.
And I'm like, oh, my God.
That's grimy.
They put the stuff on top of it.
They sure talked about you.
Like this cochine.
It would have taken a lot of time for them to dry it up.
And that's time that they're not going to get back.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
And you're over there tipping teddy bears.
No, that guy's grimy for saying I like your teddy bear in the back seat.
Yeah, and I'm like, which one?
And I'm like, oh, I'm like, here, you can have it.
And then I give it to him.
Was it wet?
No, it was dry.
He probably went home me kieri.
He probably went home me kieri.
He could sleep with it
Now at night
You know what was weird though
That he knew my name
That was weird
What he called me Angelina
Then he doesn't know your name
He just called you angelica
I just thought that was
After you left though
They called you wet seats
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
It's your mojada
Yeah
Whatever
Okay
So it's not my fault
It's their fault right
No, it is your fault.
And if you come back, it was meant to be...
I'm not going back, correct?
Don't go back again.
Take the loss, take the laws.
Now we're going to go back in time to revisit some songs that we know and we love,
especially with this whole Diddy Documentary, 50 Cent being a part of it.
A lot of things are resurfacing from interviews to videos of them to just trying to like
correlate where the beep all started and stuff like that.
But I do want to take you back in time because they did collaborate on a couple songs in the past.
actually a resurfaced interview clip of 50 saying, yeah, I've written for a couple verses from him,
including one called I Get Money, the remix.
It has Jay-Z on it and Diddy.
And it seems like both Jay-Z and Diddy got, excuse me, both Jay-Z on 50 Cent got Diddy to incriminate himself about certain things that are in this documentary.
Listen to this.
Your cars, Jewel, Jew and Big Home, Jay, Diddy, Did It, Shootouts.
Coastal beef shit
Diddy did it
But my lawyer's so good
That Diddy got a kid
Okay
It's just so different
When you listen to it
With like new ears
According to 50
JZ
Had Diddy write that part in
Where it's like
Oh yeah
I did the shootouts
I did the Coastal beefs
The Biggie and two o'clock stuff
Check this out
Jay helped me with that
Jay did that part right there
Shootouts
Coastal Beach
I wasn't around for that
I was like
That's so
wild because then you go back in time with these things and you're like what was right in front of
our faces yeah all it is 100% I feel like this is the definition of when they say like keep your
friends close and your enemies closer yeah I feel like 50 really live by that because it's like to get
close enough to write something for him that can possibly come back to bite him in the you know years
later is hilarious but that also shows Vic that also shows how gassed did he was on his own thing
because he's like, yeah, I'm untouchable.
Yeah, I'm going to say it.
Like, ooh, I like that.
Make me talk a gangster.
Throughout that dog, it's Diddy making it seem or believing that he is this man.
He is this like street character.
The godfather of the streets.
You can't touch me.
And then he incriminated himself on that record.
Go back and listen to it.
Diddy did it.
Speaking of revisiting songs, a Method man from Wu Tang revisited nothing was the same by Drake.
Why?
Well, on the album, there's a song called Wu Tang Forever, okay?
And Wu Tang Forever, it was like an homage, quote unquote, from Drake to Wu Tang.
There was even rumors that Wu Tang had like a verse or was going to be a part of it.
But according to Method, man, well, I'll let him say it because according to him, it was just not it for them.
When he sent the record, we were overseas, he did send the record.
And, you know, certain brothers were trying to write to it and I'm sitting there.
And I'm like, I don't like it.
I didn't like to do it.
I was like, what does this have to do with Wu Tang Forever?
Now, let me play a song in question.
Because I do get Drake's affinity for rap.
Drake is a hip hop pet.
That's no question.
But then I'm like, okay, I could see how Wu Tang Forever Bang Bang is listening to this
and 36 chambers and all of that.
I'm like, what the heck?
I just love when I'm with you.
Yeah, this shit is on 10.
We used to be friends, girl, and even back in, you would look at me with no hesitation.
Then you tell me, baby, it's yours.
All right.
Yeah, I get it.
It's yours.
You got to think it's a room full of the homies.
This is a great Drake song.
It is a great thing.
It is a, yeah, it is.
It was the same as my favorite Drake album.
It is a great Drake song, but I think when you're giving it to Wu Tang, I'm like, what the hell?
Yeah, you really don't see Wu Tang on.
No, and they have, it's yours.
They have their song.
And so they were like, okay, and that's what he's sampling in the beginning.
Machine Gun Raps.
Like, all of that is behind there, but it's like, yeah, I don't know how this goes in with him at all.
No, Wu Tang will rap about people getting buck 50s to the thing.
the face and, you know, subway rides and, like, Staten Island and all this stuff.
And then it's like, wait, it's yours.
Nobody else is.
He's talking about the P.
They were not talking about the P.
No, not at all.
So I could see Method Man being like, what the hell is this, bro?
Like, we'll clear it because we want money.
But what's the point of, like, you know, hopping on the song?
Oh, he was like, some of them tried.
Yeah.
But it was not it for me.
I feel like this is the definition of not used for intended purposes.
Yes.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, do not use this for that.
Because it's not that.
I get you.
Like, it's like making cream, redoing cream.
Yeah.
And talking about what he literally, what popped up in your head.
Yeah.
Because cream is not that.
I was like, no.
Cream is cash rules, everything around me.
It's probably just because, like, he'll say, all right, this is their song.
Let me ask at least if they want to be on it.
I remember listening to the album and I was like, oh, okay, Wutang.
It was a whole little thing.
Like Wutang didn't be on it.
And listening to it was like, oh, yeah, this is normal thing.
Definitely not.
But he does interpolate.
the machine gun wraps in it and the back of them.
I guess Drake.
Method Man did make sure to say,
I do like Drake.
He is a great artist.
But when I heard this, it was booty.
You can tell it wasn't out of like a hate.
No.
It was out of like, well, they had to have cleared stuff.
But then it was like, no.
When he sent the record, we were overseas,
he did send the record.
And, you know, certain brothers were trying to write to it.
And I'm sitting there and I'm like, I don't like it.
I didn't like the, I was like, what does this have to do with Wu-Tang forever?
Yeah.
I like that.
Yeah.
That's really nice.
The world through my third eye.
Shaolin.
No, Wu-Tang is fire.
I love you some Wu-Tang.
All day, every day.
But then there's this song, too.
Shout out to I get money.
Your car's jewelry and big homes.
You diddy did it.
Shootouts.
Coastal jeep shit.
Diddy did it?
But my lawyer's so good that Diddy got a trick.
Insane now that you know the backstory behind one Wutang forever and then this I get money
remix with Diddy.
There's a lot of verses that you hear from Diddy now that you're like, hey.
Hold on.
Yeah.
And knowing other people wrote for him.
But he knew what he was rapping, though.
Like, come on, what?
Well, as I'm saying, we talked about it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's been saying about him.
He got away with it.
Yeah, for so long.
He was O.J. Simpsoning it before he went through the trial and got acquitted for him.
Yeah, there's one specific bar where you could tell he was, he's been sharing his grip for a long time.
He's like, if you're that flexible, F.
to do next to you, remember that?
Remember that bar?
No.
No.
But what about when?
Yes.
And that's like 90s, did he?
What about on, I need a girl when he said, uh,
man, we was more than friends.
We was like brothers.
We were playing not a play fight undercovers.
It was like, what?
Wait, what?
I don't know.
And then don't put that on J-Lo,
because that's who the song was about.
Was it?
Yeah.
Or was it about J-Pro?
It was for sure about J-Bro.
J-Bro?
I guess you guys are confusing accusations.
You guys are sticking to that one, the dude one?
Oh, no, I'm talking.
Yeah.
Because reportedly, allegedly, it's all in there.
It's all in there.
It's a watcher.
I mean, there was when he was in the Yankee hat, right?
There was all the other allegations that he, like,
essayed, like, other, like, male employees, too.
Oh, yeah.
There's a lot.
And did you see how 50 cents now starting to post about Hove?
Yes.
Yeah.
That's driving me out.
That's...
He posted a photo of, like, a caricature of Jay-Z,
and he's like, stop sending me these.
I'm not going to post while he's posting it.
I know.
I don't like that beef.
I don't like the 50 and J one.
Well, I don't know.
We've got to run these times pretty soon.
They're all going to be...
I know.
I like J-lop.
How much they do you like J-1.
All right, keep in here.
