Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 619 The Mother of My Baby is My Moms Best Friend 😶 | Brown Bag Mornings (12/12/25)

Episode Date: December 12, 2025

Our guy Miguel needs serious help on the Homie Helpline after revealing he knocked up his 40-year-old mom's best friend, Miss Veronica, leaving him stressing about breaking the news to Mom, who desperately wanted a grandchild. Plus, Greg shares the wild details of his very first deep tissue massage, which turned into a horrifying realization that he was getting unexpected work done on his booty. [Edited by @iamdyre 😶 🌫️]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown bag, the better. Come on. LA's number one for hip hop. Wee. Buenos dejas. Good morning. Good morning. How's your voice?

Bruh. You tell me. You tell me, Greg. Look, Buenos Aires. I'm Letti. Vic is here. Angie's here. Greg is here.

Hey, the weather of concrete's on the way and don't go anywhere because you didn't let you know how hot is going to be today, unfortunately. You're talking and I feel so bad for you. I can hear it in your voice. You see the pain in my eyes? Yeah. No, no, no, it's a good day. It's a good day. It is a good day.

It's Friday. Diari La Virhinde de Wada. Oh. Oh, yes. Wow, Angie, not you. Not you. Not you. It's La Vipen's birthday.

Yeah. La Vidae. La, wow, la. La. La. La. Yeah. That makes money move.

That make money move. All right. And this was going out to you and you and you, if you ever, like, dressed up one day and your, like, best Puerto Puerto Rican fit. Maybe you got your hair. What's a, maybe you got your hair cut like in a one. Is it a one? Like the bus cut?

Maybe you got a Whittles Peak. Maybe you're a dude that's painted your nails one time. You got the, oh. And instead of freaking out about it, you said, hey, kind of like Benito. Get a design on your head. Yeah. If you've ever thought you look like bad bunny, it's your time. If anybody has ever told you that.

Because there's a bad bunny look-alike contest that's going down this Sunday. Oh. Right outside of Placito Olvera. Wow. Okay. And the Plaza de Culture. It's across the street. Okay.

From Pasito Olvera. Next to a church. By the Vigencita mural. Like, I'm just right there. Okay, I don't know. That's just how we do it, okay? Yeah. But if you can vibe too, some mas camo, some DTMF,

then be tiramas hotos. You could possibly win. They're even saying, like, they're not taking applications for who can come and, for who can come and try out. It's the first 15 people. First 15 people to show up, they get to partake in this back.

Bad Bunny look-like contest, okay? Show off your best bad bunny. Look for a chance to win $150. That is money, my friend. It's not going to be 15 people. It's going to be like 150 people at least. Well, first 15 people get to compete. Yeah, I know, but people are not going to care to compete.

I feel like it's just going to be like a flash mob of bad bunnies. Oh, for sure. That's what we hear for, bro. That's what we hear from. And then low-key, some stragglers because that's still part of L.A. That people are like, what's going on? Yeah. That looks like fun.

Hey, that guy looks like bad bunny. That guy looks like Bad Bunny. That guy looks like Bad Bunny. Greg, you want to do this? You got to get a haircut. I would. I would have to get the design. I already had the widow speak,

so I kind of have an advantage of looking like Bad Bunny. I could even do like the whole fingers and the eyes and stuff. The fingers and the eyes. Yeah, he does the finger thing with the pinkies and his eyes. He put his little pinkies in his eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I feel like I'm pretty confident I could probably win it. Okay.

Yeah. Dude, what if somebody dresses up like the girl version of Bad Bunny? From El Perreosola. Oh, that's going to happen. They should win. I stole my idea on Helicor. I feel like girls, we should be able to partake in this too. And if I pop up with a dress, he dressed up as a girl in one of the same.

And he had a wig and, but looks like me. Hey, let me stop. My dad, my dad drove me to work today. Oh, my dad. It must be nice. Stop. But we're listening on the way in, so he just heard that. Just kidding that.

Why you're going to pray right there. See La Vizsita. Yes. He don't know nothing about this song. Such a good song. It is a great song. It's some good advice. If you want to go on Sunday, it's going to go down.

Someone's going to win $150. There's also like special goodie bags to the runners-up. It's going down from 1 to 1.30 p.m. It's a good reason to head out to Placita Alvera. This weekend is going to be vibes. One, because it's La Vigensita's birthday. People were over there last night doing las maninas. I'm sure they're there today.

And this weekend's going to be a vibe, okay? Oh, yeah. Now, Greg's booty hurts. I can't sit down. I got a deep tissue massage for the first time ever in my life. I've never gotten to a massage parlor. So then why did you choose that on the menu? I didn't know.

It came with that. Like she got the freaking the lube out or whatever. Oh, my God. The massage. Maybe oil. Hold on, Greg. It's not that. Doug.

Greg, I think you asked for the wrong happy ending. No, I don't know what it was. I think you were supposed to flip over. I don't know. I'm not an expert. Wait,

where'd you go? It was an Uptown Woody here. And everybody up, recommends this place. And I was like, everybody says they're good. So I'm all right, cool. So I go up there.

And when she walks in, I'm laying on my back because I'm like, I don't know how she's going to start. Like, whatever, right? I don't know. I'm new here. Yeah, I'm new here.

I'm just a boy. And then, so she's like, she tells me to flip over. She starts on my back She puts like a paper on top of it Or something like that Yeah And then she gets that

Who would be the doctor's office? Yeah This is uncomfortable as hell Like what's going on here And then she takes the paper off And then she starts like Pulling down my pants And I'm like

Oh my God It's going on here I'm down on those You should have had them off already Well no I was in my underwear Oh Whoa So she pulled off your pants

Your underwear pants Not fully but like Oh lowered Like lowered it Yeah to get that part of your Yeah And she just started going in on my booty like, oh wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, like, quote of the week. No, I swear. Wait a minute. I was like, hold on. And you stayed quiet, huh? Yeah, I was like, you didn't say anything. Because I don't know. I don't know what was going to happen.

I was like, she didn't make the sound. She's getting close to there. Close to where? Close to where? Like, like. Your entry points? Yeah, I thought I was like, whoa. And your exit points.

Oh my God. Gregor, she's like digging into my butt. Bro, hurt. With what? Her elbow, her hand. Like her, like, her palm. Oh, I hope her palm's okay. And, like, she, like, she kept going down, down, down, down.

Not like that, too. No, but, like, like, from the top of my butt to all the way to my, the bottom of my, where my heel was at, basically. It hurt so much. She kept doing that, doing that. Did she tell you anything? Like, oh, there's a lot of tension here. No, she didn't say one word at all. Oh, my, so funny.

Like, the whole, like, hour that I have. Did she say people usually resist? It hurt, but it also felt good. Okay. Like, it was my first massage ever. in life. All right. And now your booty

hurts. I didn't expect that. Now you can sit down. I can sit down. It literally hurts. Good. I'm trying to massage it just like it goes away

and it doesn't. All right. You make me feel a lot better about my night. Why? What's what happened with you? Your booty hurts too? No.

No. It's rolling with all me. It's a real one's birthday today. 12. What up? I've never met a baddie named Guadalupe. Shut up.

There's hell of baddies that Guadalupe. Until AI made that possible And it's her birthday today La Virinda Wadalupe He's trying so hard To get his Spanish point in

Yes Happy birthday to her But there is a viral photo That's going around right now On the internet That people made the face of her What she looked like Yeah

What she would have looked like As a real person She was a real person Yeah I was about to say that She is She's mom Here we go Is she

She's not a real person She is Oh my gosh You guys have to put me up on game because I've always known. Isn't she like popped up in 10 different places or something like that? Yes, but still the apparition or the spirit of Jesus' mom. So she's a spirit. She's not a person.

Yeah, yeah. But she was a person at one point. She gave birth to Jesus Christ. Yeah. And Jesus was a person. Unless you don't believe in that. Then we got to ask some more questions. Okay.

No, it's her birthday today, 12, 12th, apparently is a day that she showed up to Juan Diego? Yeah. Look at us. Look at us. Rocking up our brain. Yeah. Yeah, and so they celebrate in different parts. I'm sure they're celebrating in Overa.

They celebrate in La Basilica, which is in Mexico City, where she showed up. Okay. They do pilgrimages all days of the year, which is like they travel from wherever they're from to that church to pray to her and thank her for miracles or to ask her for miracles because loki what she did, how she appeared on this cloth that Juan Diego had after he, She appeared to him and said, hey, I want a church built in my name, go back and tell them. And no one would believe him. They're like this crazy guy.

Like, what is you? And then she's like, all right, when you show them your flowers, because he was someone that would bring flowers to the churches, when you show them your flowers, you'll have the proof you need. And then that is the cloth that everyone gets the photo from of Ida-Walalupe, you know, like that photo that everybody uses on the statues and stuff like that. And to this day, it's at the church. So people pilgrimage to her sometimes on their knees from wherever they're from whatever part of the world they're coming from.

Again, to thank her or to ask her for miracles. That's what I was asking. She was talking that they travel on their knees. So they start from like wherever or they start from. It's usually their promise, whatever promise they made. So it's a promise. Yeah. Oh, wow.

It's between you and her. But you go on you, you say thank you for like just things that have happened in your life that you can attest to her. That's crazy. It's beautiful. Yeah. It is. It is. It is.

But they did an AI photo and you got to log on Brownback Mornings 101 6 on Instagram to see it yourself. Angie, what? It's you. Am I the virgin? Well, I don't know. You tell us. Your mom is asking. The AI photo is what Jesus' mom would have looked like.

Yeah. And Angie, it's you. What? Did you see? I did see. She's a monaita like me. No, I think the hair. color, the eyes, the mouth.

Wow. All that, all that. I never even saw that so now. Oh my God, Angelica. You know how they do like the renderings of like what Jesus would have looked like? Yeah. This one is what she would have looked like. Me?

Is you your girl? It's your time? Sing happy birthday to me, guys. Las May it's not your birthday. It's Wada Lupus birthday. I know. Am I heard? Yeah, yeah.

All right. Look, the weather with Concretto. Let's get into that. It's Power 106. And now the weather With concrete storm Benito Zeta is going down for the weather Friday, December 12th

First we head off to the city of white water Where it sounds like a place where Fus say white power Shut up No it sounds like a river Because the water is white at the top When it like foams or something Never

Isn't it by morongo Morongo? Morongo? Marongo Yeah, morongo It sounds like a place where They say, this is our land. No, it's not.

Anyways, your high is 81 degrees. Next, we push over to the city of Hesperia, where if I move, I, too, will have more phaity out of air. And why? Because everything's a good price? Cheap? Because everything's cheap and it's how far. Is it by Morongo? No.

It's by big antennas because they've got to be able to hear us over there. Now we head over to the city of Mecca, where I truly don't know where it is. And that's La Nile. The high is 81 degrees. No, I did it at all. No clue? It's over there somewhere. Oh.

Are you talking about like the mecca of rap? No, it's mecca. Mecca. How do you spell it? You look like it's a mecca. Mecca. You look like a. No, I know where it's over there by like Lake Aron, Lake Hughes and all that.

You like the mech. Oh my God. No! Dude, that's such a crazy. word, dog. Don't look it up. That's such a crazy word. It's by Riverside.

Wow, they landed all the way over there. Lastly, we hit the city of Chino where foods are firme and al-Tiro. Your high will be 80 degrees and chances are foods are going to be wearing the gloves, the sweater. Oh, yeah. The big pants. Even though it's high. Even though it's hot in the Cortezes, he to del pedo and with hairnets out there in

She, no. I'm just kidding. But no, for real. Check it out, guys. So, Whitewater. White water. Give you a fun fact about Chino. Oh, yeah.

Fun fact about Chino. Did you guys know that fun that Chino and Back to the Future have, were once one? What do you mean one? Because parts of Back to the Future in 1985 that you did that your lord was born. Yeah. Oh, so is away. I arrived. Yes.

To Jay Coaline. Specifically scenes involving Twin Pines Mall, which is actually the Puente Hills Mall near the Chino border. Locals often point out how close they were to filming were right there near their city. So you ever been to the Puente Hills Mall? It's horrible. It's terrible. There's a mall and back to the future?

Yeah, in the parking lot. Yeah, in the parking lot. And they still have the Twin Pines Mall sign when you go inside. You can take pictures with it. That's right. So that's really cool, guys. So check it out. Whitewater.

81 degrees Hisperia You're going to be 71 degrees Meccaandia is 81 What? Mecca Mecca, okay, Mecca You're 81

And Chino you're going to be 80 degrees And also No What? It's complete opposite No No, also concrete It's LaVita Huala Lupa's birthday

It's 1212 12 12 Let's go. Shout outs to all the virgins today. Stay like that. You never know a ghostly figure might come down and impregnate you. With baby Jesus?

With baby Jesus. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. Miguel really needs our help, you guys.

Miguel. He hit us up and said, hey, brown bag. I got myself in a crazy. situation. I'm a girl. I'm 25 and I got my mom's friend, Miss Veronica, pregnant. It all started when I was younger. I always thought Miss Veronica was so beautiful, but I was just a young kid and she was married. She never looked my way like that when I was young, for the record. But earlier this year, Miss Veronica went through a divorce and she was coming around my mom's house a lot. I still live here, but I'm a grown man now, you know? I'm a grown little man. I'm grown.

So one night she was leaving my mom's house. I followed her outside and made sure she got to her car safely. And I told her how beautiful she looked. And next thing you know, we hopped in her car, drove down the street and started testing the suspension in the back seat. Ew, I just got it. It was wild brown bag. Miss Veronica was a freak. We started texting the next day and saying how crazy it was that we did that.

And she wanted to see me again. But we had to keep it on the low. We've been hooking up randomly for six months. now. But two days ago, Ms. Veronica and I met up for lunch and she showed me a positive pregnancy test. She is stressed, Brownbag. She said everyone is going to judge her. She lost her marriage and now she's probably going to lose my mom as a best friend all while having her first child at 40 years old. Damn. I don't want to be with Ms. Veronica. It was just a fun time. My mom has been asking for a grandchild. Her wish came true.

Hell no. But how am I supposed to tell her that the mother of my baby is her best friend? Damme a chance. The mayor than I? Yes.

She's 40, he's 25. That is what? 15. 15 year difference. 15 year. No, my importance. It's not my most. What's,

What age were you when your mom started asking you for grandkids, Greg? She's, uh, well. To ask for grandkids that when you're 20, your kid's 25? Well, when I was in a serious relationship, like my long relationship, she was asking for him. But now she's like, I don't care. What age? Yeah. Now she's like, don't procreate.

Yeah. About, I was 25. About 25, 26. Oh, she was, oh, but you were in a relationship at a time. Yeah, I was a relationship at the time. That makes sense. I read my parents mine. I just gave them one before they asked for it.

You were like 17, weren't you? No. No, I was 17. Oh. 21. 21, 21, 21. Yeah, I was 21. But around 25, 26, I don't know.

Like, I feel like. Not to a single kid. Yeah. That lives at home. You already know that dude can't be a dad. They probably want him to get the hell out. No, that's what your mom stopped asking you. All right.

And Ms. Veronica, please stop calling you or Ms. Veronica, Miguel. Yeah, that makes me. It makes it even weird. That's Vero now. That makes it even hotter. Ms. Vero?

No. No. Not Miss nothing. Well, that's what he used to call her. That's your girl. That's his baby mama now. That's his baby mama, Ms. Veronica. Yeah. Okay.

So he's saying, my mom's been asking for a grandchild. Her wish came true. But how am I supposed to tell her that the mother of my baby is her best friend? I don't want to be with her. It was just a fun time. And she's stressing out because she knows everyone's going to judge her to be pregnant at 40. she's probably going to lose my mom as a best friend, all while having her first child at 40 years old after her divorce.

Wow. That's a lot. How does our guy Miguel figure this stuff out? Chef Money is on the line. Chef Money is calling him from Silmar. What's up, Chef Money? What's up, Guy? Chef Money is a crazy name.

What does your mom call you, Chef Money? My mom calls me Mikeito. Mikeito. Mikeito. Mikeito. Mikeito. Oh, Mikeito. Yeah.

It's Chef Money, Mike. Chef Money, Mike. Mikeito, but you did your mom dirty because you want to chime in to our guy, Miguel, about what happened to you, bro? What happened? Oh, man. It happened like 20 years ago. You know, my mom had a best friend, which is my wife now. Shout up my wife, Samantha.

She's on the way to work. I love you very much. Oh, okay, it worked out. Hold on. You have to get to explain it. It's a little bit weird. How did this go down? What happened?

Okay. Okay. So my mom, you know, she would go with my wife to like the donuts, you know, get a lot of cheese man. And I was out on the streets, you know. I was a young buck, you know. I was in my 20s, you know. So I seen her one time. My mom with this lady and I was like, dang, she looked good. Someone was like, hey, you know, hook me up with your friend, you know. And my mom didn't think nothing of it. But little did she know, we started seeing each other like on the sneaker. tip. And we started going now, you know, behind her bag, but we didn't want to let her know that we were dating each other. So we started messing around, and next thing you know, same thing, she told me she's pregnant. And I was like, no way. Yeah, and she's older than me, too. I would hope she's older than you because that's your mom's friend.

How old is she? How old was she at the time? She's like, I was in my 20. and she was like in her 30 going into her 40s. Okay. Okay. Late 30.

Not that much. Yeah. Like a chunk. Like a chunk. Like maybe like 15 years. Maybe. Yeah. Like a whole era.

Yeah. You know around there. Okay. So the whole thing I'm telling me, I want to tell the homie is like, you know what? You guys already laid in this bed. You guys already have a child coming into this world. And that one thing that's beautiful about my wife is that she manned me up. I was a little youngster.

She was older. Yeah. And, you know, she made me more wise. She made me think about her child more, you know? You guys have kids? Well, they had to be pregnant. Same thing. So, like, in that moment of telling your mom, like, what happened?

When I told my mom, like, she was a little upset, but she was so happy because I was going to give her her grandchild, you know? Because my brothers have nothing but girls. And then I hit her with the son. Wow. You're like, it's a boy, mom. And how is her relationship with your wife, aka her ex-best friend?

Oh, yeah. It was really good. Like, they used to go out all the time and she used to take her out for coffee. You go to Starbucks, you know, all the chees-me's stuff. No, after. After. Now, how's it now?

Oh, now they're like best friends, you know? Really? So they still? They call each other every day, you know? But like, it's a beautiful. She wants to talk smack about her man, her husband. It's you. Yeah.

Yep. She calls my mom and talks stuff about me. Like, hey, your son's acting up. You knew I'm going to send them back to you, you know? Oh, my God. That baby you had is 17 years old now. Did you tell your son how you guys met? Yeah, my son.

My son, little Mikey is 17 years old. Like, I'll tell the homie, just keep the child, you know, stay with your mom's best friend. and you know something beautiful could come out of it. You can man up, be a better person. Okay, let me talk to you. Right now you're still a youngster. Yeah, Maikito, because Miguel, he says,

I just wanted to have fun. I don't want to be with her. It's a hookup. You being someone that was hooking up with your mom's home girl, did you think the same thing, but you just manned up? Yes. I thought the same thing until she hit me that she was pregnant, and I was like, no, you're not, you're not.

I thought she was lying. Stop playing, girl Stop playing, bro. No, I'm all like, I'm young. You know, I don't even want kids, you know? I mean, yo. So the thing is, like, I gave it a chance and everything we stayed together, and I fell in love. All right.

After the fact. Yeah. It seems like you're the prime example of it working out. Stayed together. It is, it is. Force yourself to love her. name that kid after you love that kid

all of that it says right here in the call notes that when you got out of jail you got her pregnant so you were you were really in these streets like that you were really being crazy yes yes crazy thing she was in law enforcement so that goes to the Miss officer

Mrs. Officer so it was like yesterday's homie help line I try to call And I was like, oh my God, you know. Like I was trying to tell the other home yesterday, like, you should stay with her because law enforcement, people that are law enforcement change their lives forever. Yeah. Yesterday was a little bit different because it wasn't a cop. It was an ice agent.

Yeah. Well, still, you know, it happened with my wife, too. She didn't tell me what she did until like a year into the relationship. Really? But she's like police officer or something? You didn't know from your mom that was her best friend? Yeah. What she did?

Yeah, my mom wouldn't tell me. She kept that a secret for me too. Cool, yeah, because you were like in these streets. Hello, boy, love it. Next thing you know, I'm bailed out. And I'm all like, why didn't I get bailed out? Who built me out? They didn't want to tell me.

And then next thing you know, a couple years later, I found out of my wife that bail me up. Wow. She's a real one. She needed you out on the outside to go inside. So, Miguel, what you got to do, bro, commit some crimes. Go to jail. No, because your mom will be like, well, at least he's not doing that anymore. He's straightened up.

All he did was have a baby with my best friend. It could be worse. He could still be in these streets, you know, as a 25-year-old. True. Ms. Ronica probably got a good job, too. She's 40 years old, divorce. She's good. Yeah.

She's about to get half of something. About to have two kids. It's lit. Her first baby on this 25-year-old. Yeah. We are doing Nottieless forgiveness, Nottiless forgiveness for kids. for kids that call in and tell us what they did that they want Santa to forgive.

I was answering the phones and it's funny because this girl's like, oh, it's just for kids. I'm going to tell what I want. I'm like, girl, you're naughty. Call in next week. No, we want you to call in and tell us something that you think you did wrong.

Maybe you didn't tell your mom, maybe you didn't tell your dad, but you want to tell us because you want Santa to forgive you for it. We want to know about the whole shebang. What passedo? What? And if you tell us, one, we're going to get you forgiven. too, we might hook you up with some little, little magic mountain tickets, okay?

Because you'd be putting your mom and your dad on some roller coasters at these young ages. All right, we're going to go to Serenity. Serenity, good morning, Serenity. Hi. Hi, Serenity. Serenity. How old are you? I'm 13.

You're 13 years old. Why you sound like you're seven? Oh, I'm not seven. You're 13. Okay. Serenity, you're 13, and you called this up because you know that you did something that maybe could get you on the this year. Yes.

Okay. Tell, okay. We want to hear from you. Serenity, what did you do? So last year, I really liked this inflatable, like the Christmas inflatable. And I tried to steal it off of my neighbor's thing. And they came out and seen me, and I ran as fast as I can to my auntie's house, and I got scared. Serenity.

What? Serenity. Grand, I can't forgive things that happened last year. Serenity, number one. Number two, what were you going to do with that blow up? If it's your neighbor. It was going to pop up on your yard? No, I was going to try to give it to my parents for our yard.

Yeah. Oh, she was doing something nice for her. She's like Robin Hood. How nice was this inflatable serenity? It was, to me, I really liked it because it was a dog. and it had like a hat. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Serenity, you didn't think of asking your parents to like get one for your guys's house,

like to buy one at the store? No, because I wanted them to like it to be a present. Yeah. If she did that, it wouldn't be a present big. Like a surprise. How she was going to fold it up and do all that. I don't know. With no box.

Serenity, you know what? It takes a lot to come and snitch all yourself trying to commit a crap. And you guys hop by your neighbor? Your naughty list has been forgiven. It happened last year. It did happen last year. It can't retroactively, but you also get tickets to go to Magic Mountain. Congratulations.

Don't steal anything. They have a lot of decorations right now. Don't steal the lights. All right. I like the roller coaster. Hold on the line. I want to get your info. Let's see if we could get baby girl that inflatable.

That is hilarious. I know which one she's talking about. Some people are so bad at stealing. That's her. Oh, it should be. Don't steal kids. Some people are probably talented at it as she's not one. Okay.

Stealing from the neighbor. Let's go to Vicente. Vicente and Arlita. What's that, Vicente? How old are you, bro? Nine. You're nine years old. All right, Vicente, you called up for the Nautilus forgiveness, but you got to tell us what you did.

Okay. Vicente, I want to hear what you did. Talk to us. So last year, I went to my Nana's house, and it was kind of like a party, and everybody was back and me, my car. cousin were jumping on the couches. Mm-hmm. And then we broke it.

And then the next day we came over again, and they were all asking who broke it. But I was just saying, I don't know. And I wasn't jumping on it. Wow. I don't know when I didn't jump on him off. Yeah. I don't know who broke it. But I wasn't jumping on it off.

Bro, you broke your Aweilita's couches? Yeah. Oh, my God. Those have probably been in the family for years, too. Yeah. I can't make couches like. Plastic. He's still laughing.

You're laughing. You're smiling. Did they ever get new couches or are you stah and their broken stuff? Yeah, they have these like new recliner couches that are waiting on. They're cool to jump on too, huh? No. No. He's still doing it?

Vicente. Thank you for calling in and telling us what you did last year. It does nothing for your Nottilus this year, but we are going to, boom. Retroactively. There you go. Remove that from. the naughty list. And bro, you too get tickets to Magic Mountain.

There you go. Thank you for telling on yourself. Never do that again. There's like number one rule of the streets. Don't snitch on yourself. No self-snitching. It does get you tickets to go to Magic Mountain. Congratulations, bro. Thank you. What's up, Mom? All right. Hey, he kind of

did the family of favor. Got him new couches? Yeah, kind of. Reclining. Yeah, reclining? He was sent there. All right, let's go to Alia. Did I go to Alia? Let's go to Alia. Alia, good morning. Alia.

Hey, I'm. Alia. How old are you, Alia? I am 16 years old. You're 16 years old. Alia, you're about to at that age where no Nottie list matters in your life. But what did you do, Alia? I want to know this is the Nautilis forgiveness line.

What did you do that landed you on the Nottie list, Alia? Talk to us. Okay. Okay, so this happened like two months ago. I took a hundred bucks out of my mom's purse. Whoa. And. Why laughing, Alia?

I got grounded for a hundred days. And she took away my phone and iPad. So I was literally bored the whole time. And she's a single parent. So I kind of felt bad when I took it. Girl, what did you need the $100 for at a 16-year-old? Victoria's Secret. They have, they have lotions.

They have lotion, they have pink, all of that. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, fuzzy saw. You were going to the mall. Hey, did you want her to steal at the mall? No. Right? See?

No. All right. So now you have to pay your mom back? I, like, literally did pay her back. The date of my birthday. I got 100 bucks and I paid her bag with them. Wow. Alia's nice.

I like her. When was your birthday? November 22nd. No way. Oh, you just did it. You just turned in the honey. Brough. So it was alone.

It was alone. No interest. Yeah. Girl, you are forgiven. Yes, Alia. You are forgiven, Alia. And you know what? I'm not giving you the Magic Mountain tickets.

I feel like you are more a $100 gift. card type of girl we got a hundred dollar gift card for you WSS congratulations thank you let me talk to your single mom that has a hundred dollars just lying in a wallet hey mom

yes how did you feel when you found out to propia well because that's not what I teach my kids yeah the street starter yeah just take the hundred and I'm like you guys don't need anything

I always give you everything I'm a single parent And I'm like, you guys are not like In need of anything because I provide Yeah Oh yeah I saw real bad Did you give a

Bacinto? No, no, no No, we're like, don't incriminate yourself I've done to criminalize She just got grounded Yeah Like I see what most They're at the phone

True That was a good Punishment 100 days And she's always gonna look back in like 100 days, 100 nights Oh Yeah And I bet you

learn her lesson. I don't know. Victoria's Secret's got another sale coming up. What did she get from Victoria's Secret? Well, she'll get her underwear and body spray for her. Did you take?

Confiscate that. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, she paid her back. She paid her back. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you so much for calling it.

We appreciate you guys. Oh, cute. Kids, dude. Don't be stealing that $100. Not for your mom. Yeah. Struggling. Wow.

Not gonna lie, I did that before. Not 100. Not 100. 50. You still for your mom? Yeah, because I was like in this low-key, like party crew in high school. And we were doing like a party was coming, so you got to pitch in. You do.

I pitched it from my mom's, like, personally. It was bad. You put your parents through a lot, man. We as adults, we could look back at it and you kids are doing it in real time. I'm sorry. It's so easy to get caught when you have a single parent because you can't even, like, it can't even be the other parent or whatever. It's just like, hey, did you take money for me? my purse for you something it's like there's only you let me and you're simply you know like you think you're

getting away with it because i got it while she's sleeping right but it's like she's going to know like 50 bucks that's more than like a five or 20 small increments kids that's how you do a little bit small increments that's what i did see i would still i was still quarters from uh from my dad's he had like a like a jordan box full of quarters oh and i would and i would and i would start did you go to coin start No. Well, actually, no, I didn't take enough for that. Oh, okay. Because it was a small increments.

Small increments. You don't just deal with a hondo your first time. We'd get like 10, 20 each time, you know, and then he wouldn't know, maybe. He never asked me about it. But he would just throw his change in there, so he probably didn't notice it was never going to the top. Because I was coming and collecting every week. That's actually really smart. Little by little.

I do that with my husband hoarding right now. What if you still do that with your parents? Yeah. Angie, what's the chees-in-a-baby girl? You guys, okay, Sharon Osbourne, the queen of crappy gifts. Literally. Her husband just died. I know.

So, yes, she was married to Ozzie, who died July of this year, right? From a heart attack. But apparently, she's known for giving crappy gifts, right? So apparently Roger Waters, which is from Pink Float, he was talking mad. Floyd. Hold on. Hold on, Angie. Hold on.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Angie, what? Pink Floyd? What did I say? You said pink flow, Angie. Floyd? No, you said flow. Daniel, you know what to do.

Okay, to see me, bro. Okay, that fool, Roger, Water. No, Angie, that's... Like, even me, like, I'm not a rock person, but I know, like, that's legend. That's, like, legend. It's just my accent. I said Pink Floyd.

Oh, okay. But I said Pink Floyd? Yeah, you said Pink Floyd. Yeah, yeah. Well, this fool. He was... Oh, oh. He was talking smack about Ozzy.

After he died, he was like, Ozzy who just died, bless him. His whatever state that he was in his whole life. He was all over the TV for hundreds of years with his idiocy. Idiocy. Idiocy. Idiocy. And nonsense. You gave it a, you gave it a, nowatil name, idiotzi.

Idiotis. Idiotis. That's what he was saying. Yeah. There you go. But he's pretty much talking smack about him after a few time. That's weird. I initially it was like RAP bless him

I was like oh that's really nice and then he goes on him because it's a lot of things that Ozzy Dutt did when he was like younger back in the days biting the bat head off people would consider him crazy and stuff like that especially like Pink Floyd probably very chill rock and roll like classic Like what name a song yeah I won't know it

Comfortably numb Nope are we don't need to education Oh that's hard Don't Really I thought that was a beastie voice Another, another friend. No, you gotta fight. No, that's, that's, that's, that's, boring.

Boring. To point it. They don't like busy boys. Oh, true. That's his pillow. Okay. Roger Waters needs to be nominated for Hater of the Year. How are you going to wait till he dies and then just start talking mad crap?

Well, did he talk crap before? Um, not, did they always beef it? Like, or is these, are these full? Arch rivals? They're just different types of rock. Not publicly. Yeah, not publicly. Oh, that's what's saying.

Like, the, the Aussie, Black Sabbath is very, like, Heavy metal and then like Pete Floyd's really calm and chill. This is the song. Everybody knows. Oh. So when you say that everybody knows that song. I don't know. It's like every movie.

Like every smoker movie. I was thinking of I can't get no satisfaction. Yeah. Way better. Okay. But Sharon actually heard this and she was pissed off at what Roger said that she said this to him. He couldn't do any great music on his own. He's a husband.

I was going to send him. in one of my Tiffany boxes. Tiffany box, which everybody loves. Full of poop. All right. All right. Yeah, he deserves that. Sharon's a gangster. Yeah, he deserves it.

But she's like, you know what? I didn't because, you know, he's a husband. Nobody cares about him. Sheesh. But apparently she's done that in the past to anyone, like any reporters, any critics that have talks Mac about her family or anyone in particular. Oh, really?

Yeah. She will send them a Tiffany box with Dokey. What? Oh, if you're talking massa, you get mass. Yeah. That's a fucking roll. I like it. I like it, too.

Yeah. I don't know. But you know what? Like, I don't know if anyone's ever bought. Like, you can sell parts. Like, you can sell like a Louis Vuitton ribbon that someone gets when they buy a purse. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can sell the box that it comes in.

I do that. Yeah, yeah. Like, you could sell that Tiffany buys. I do, yeah. Yeah, but imagine just sending it to somebody you don't like. But they think they're about to get. Tiffany. Yeah, you think.

I'm like, oh, my God. It's going to smell. In that moment? I don't know. You wrap it in a bag really tight. She said that one time, like, when her kid was, like, a lot younger, like a baby, she actually sent the poop of diaper to somebody. It's like to some journalist.

Sharon at some point, that's like an attack. No, it is. Is it? Yeah, there's probably like some thing there. Maybe not in Britain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's, especially if it gets on somebody. Yes. I think that's when it becomes like a. Like spit on someone That's the salt Yeah it becomes like that That's like the ultimate diss though Like that's like I like it

It's a good idea I don't like I don't like you I'm gonna send you a box of poop With the Tiffany box I'm gonna send you a box Yeah Full of do do Dokey

Oh yeah it could be harassment And transmission of a biohazard Or federal mailing regulation Like doing something against that Withado sharing Maybe don't do an actual, like, turd. You know what I'm saying? Well, I just know that's very influential.

That's a great idea. I was thinking about it. It wouldn't be in Tiffany's box. It would for show be, like, I don't know, something coach. Yeah, you're going to open, you're going to open, what is it, couldn't get if you was Michael Coors? Michael Coors. Michael Coors box. And maybe don't do actual feces, maybe just like a melted Snickers bar or whatever.

Oh, make it a little bit. Oh, make it just messy. That way you just freak out, but it's like not. You won't get in trouble. Thank you for that, Angie. Rock and roll. Today we celebrate La Virgencita. Yes.

Viran de Guadalupe, her showing up to Juan Diego in Mexico. Uh-huh. Mexico City is a beautiful thing, right? But she's also like the mom of Jesus, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right?

La Mama. So a lot of churches have services, right? And all over the world, okay? But this one church. church in Sri Lanka, don't know where it is. No one's foreign country, though. No one's a foreign place. They were getting ready eight years ago to do a tribute mass, right?

And they wanted in their little booklets, like, looky, this story is going to make you look at the booklets next time you go to a church service. Yeah. Because in the booklets, they wanted the English version of an ode to Mary, Mother of Jesus. They Googled, they got the lyrics, and the lyrics that they put. in all of these books, a thousand books. McAvely in this. No.

Call through your body. Yes. Like a 12 case. So what? All of that. Come with me. Hail Mary. I ain't a guillopee.

Yes. Check out this news story on it. Instead of the prayer to the mother of Jesus, parishioners got treated to lyrics about sex drugs and death. Around 1,000 copies of the program were handed. it out. Yo. And the song, he says,

Mama told me never stop until I bust up. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to game. Stop, stop, stop, stop. But people were really, and it's funny

because I'm assuming they don't speak English in this country. Yeah. So they wanted the different versions because I'm like, in English, you would have known. Like, that's not even.

Yeah. But apparently there was an American tourist there and they looked at it and they were like, wait, something's up. This looks familiar right here. Hold on. That is Tupai, Magabelli.

Yo. All through your body. Gather around, get it. It's a good story. It's still working. Okay, that's where we, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's where it stops. I mean, isn't that the story of Cain and Abel? There's a lot of stories in the Bible.

I'm not a killer, but don't push me. The Bible is very much how he says it's about, um, mm, mm, yeah. A lot of revenge in there. you know they're going to use God loves ugly by atmosphere You're such a dog That's a good one No Why not?

Because that's not Hill Mary It's about God though And they flip the term God does don't like ugly Atmosphere, underground super hip-hop and back They flipped that God doesn't love ugly

And so they flip no So that no like Jesus walks Jesus My church would have all these songs That you're talking about Like Pastor Vic? Yes What else would it have?

That's it pretty much All right These are my confessions. They'll be in there too. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. You're seeing like someone, you're seeing like kills and I was like, wait. Oh, no.

No, he's not allowed. He's bad. He's bad. He's bad. We have morals. Okay. We got our home girl, Heidi, from the Heidi and Frank show in here with us. Good morning.

Good morning. Damn, this is a fun room. Right? Yeah. Heidi, you guys are doing something amazing over there on your side of the aisle. We are, we're doing our St. Jude radio phon. Oh, okay. raising money. And I want to first off, apologize right now because what you have to understand

is we were doing these challenges each hour, trying to get people to become partners and hope for these kids. Okay. And I agreed to, if we hit our number, which I think was 60, which awesome. Amazing. I would eat a durian fruit. No, you, are you, oh. What is that? What's that? No. Well, let me put it this way. It's like, this is a little graphic. It's like a faeces. Yeah. You know, you don't smell it? Oh, yeah. I didn't, okay, that's not a regular saying. I didn't want to say anything. I don't want to say anything by my stains.

No, no. No, my. It's really bad, but I was willing to do it because, you know, it was like, in order to get this number, these partners in hope for St. Jude, and you can become a partner in Hope. By texting the word rock to 785, 833, I agreed to do the durian fruit if we got our numbers. You got the numbers. And now my breath is just a trojan. And as soon as I did it, they were like, hey, we're going to send you over to power. Like, go, go.

And I'm like, no. And you'll never forget that. Forever you'll look at me and be like, oh, yeah, Heidi Hamilton has like feces. Yeah. Oh, pretty. Normally, normally I'm very clean. It's because you're the it. Yeah.

I don't smell like it, Heidi. You're going to smell like it. But that's how passionate I am. I am passionate about helping st. I know it's bad. I apologize. It's okay. Just keep talking that way.

Yeah. I'm just going to hear about it. Imagine it in my mouth. Is there video? Is there video? Yes. Okay. Anyway, this is what we're trying to do.

In St. Jude's ear and dear. This is, I think, our ninth year. And we've raised, I think, so far over the years, well, over $8 million or something like that. The phones are currently ringing. Yeah, they are. Getting our donation. They want you to eat more dirty.

Have you had it? No, I tried Ballute one time. Have you done that one? No way. Would you do it? don't care enough about kids. Yeah. What's what happening?

I'm sorry. DJ Eman has it for lunch every day if you want to. It's crazy. Yeah, it keeps them young. Well, I really appreciate you guys having me on again. This is what we're just trying to do. We're just trying to get these. And the great thing about St. Jude, so many great things.

But imagine your kid gets diagnosed with cancer and medical treatment is very expensive. Families pay nothing. They pay nothing for treatment. They pay nothing for food. They shouldn't have to worry about that. They only have to worry about taking care of those babies. Oh, my gosh. Heidi.

And your shirt is amazing too. I always trip out on the amazing shirts you guys have. They have great merch. This shirt saves lives. Because when you donate, you can get this t-shirt. You get a t-shirt, you get a sweatshirt. It's, you know, it's not, think about, it's $19 a month. We spend that, I was saying yesterday, yeah, you go get, I'm sorry for talking in your direction.

God, I just, I don't even know where to look. It's okay, I'm getting used to it. I'm pretending it's papaya. You know what papaya's things. That's true. Oh, I hate papaya. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. But it's

19 bucks a month and think about like you stop in the morning and get a coffee. Every morning we probably do that. It's four bucks or whatever. We got the money. There's a gym taking like 200 bucks from me every month. I'm like, let me just unsubscribe to that. Please. Help me. But you got to go in there. You got to write a letter

and all of that. They make it really hard to cancel. But take that money. 19 bucks a month. You can just text word rock to 7858-3. There's a link that pops up. And Frank and I our picture pops up with the, you get the t-shirt, you get the sweatshirt, it's a really cool hoodie. And you click the link, it takes about a minute,

and then you feel really good about yourself because you're doing something good. Listen, I always say, be a dirt bag all year long. Fine, I'm not going to judge you. Don't give, don't give to charity, do whatever you're going to do, run around. But like at the end of the year here, right before Christmas, get something to put a checkmark on the night's list.

Help you a little ice cold heart, Gregory. Yeah, Gregory. I'll try. It's good. I did it last year, and I would randomly get text message. messages like thanks for your donation I'm like yeah it felt great about good and you get updates on the kids and all that stuff so it's really really good and I appreciate you guys let me crash your party no we love it come through and stink like ish anytime

my god I just anybody have an al toy I don't press out your hair Heidi I don't know it's calling you I know it's like it's gonna take a long hot shower yeah well and Listerine yeah it was for the kids I did it for the kids you did yeah that's a woman that's passionate about and you know it's like You don't have to do that. You can just donate $19. That's right. You got it all easy.

I'm the one struggling. Text the word rock to 785-833. Thank you so much to our home girl, Heidi, from K-LOS and what you guys are doing, celebrating and supporting the lifesaving work at St. Jude. You can log on to find out more at 955KLOS.com slash St. Jude. Heidi, much. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you, too.

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