Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 623 Foo Brought In His Own Replacement 💔 | Brown Bag Mornings (12/18/25)

Episode Date: December 18, 2025

Federico calls the Homie Helpline furious because he introduced his work crush—who had previously given him a "boo basket"—to his friend, only for the friend to immediately swoop in and steal her away because Federico never shot his shot, leaving him feeling like he brought his own replacement. Meanwhile, the hosts freak out over the bizarre news that the brother of LA Rams star Puka Nacua was arrested for allegedly stealing a Lakers rookie's SUV and being dumb enough to valet it. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥰]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more Brownback, the better. Come on. Brownback morning's power 106. Yeah. Yo. I'm Rosecrans, Vic. Greg is here.

Kahn is here. Yo. Angie's here. And did you guys know how many days we are away from Christmas? How many? About 6.7. Yeah, we are. Yeah, we are.

Yeah, we are. Yes. Depending on if you celebrate it on the 24th or 25th, it's like, it's really, really. Right there. It's literally six, seven. Dude, I haven't done any Christmas shopping at all. Nothing? At all.

At all. When do you usually go? Probably like two days before. What about you, Angie? Oh, when you get all the snickle frits, everything's all open and packages like have missing things. I don't even know what to get people because there's nothing there to get. Lo-key, the stores already don't have anything. They don't.

Good luck. What sizes? I went to Old Navy trying to get Christmas stuff. All they have is Valentine's Day. They already just get past like they're in February. You're kidding? Really? Really?

I swear. There's no Christmas, like, there's no matching sets. Either the tops or the bottoms or, like, you're screwed. Dang, I was thinking of going for Christmas pajamas barely. No, it's going to be Valentine's Day up top, Christmas on bottom, or maybe like, I don't know. Or something like that. Or you can get a Valentine's gift for somebody and be like, I'm ahead of my time. See?

Never wrong. Yeah. Just early. You're preparing for Valentine's. What about you, Con, when do you Christmas shop? I did it online this year. Everything online. You did?

Most of it. Cyber Monday? Yeah, most of it is online. Yeah. Well, because most of the things my kids wanted, it was things that I could get online. Yeah. So I have a ton of boxes right now just in my garage waiting to get wrapped. Yeah, that's what you need to do now.

Just wrap. I don't know. I don't wrap. My girl's going to be doing it. On the 24th. The day of. Oh, she hates it. Oh, yeah.

I told her I was like, tell Amazon, just click on the little gift wrap for Amazon. Oh, they can do that. They have the option where you can, where you can. can gift wrap it. How much extra is that? I don't know. I couldn't tell you, but you can do it.

I think it's free. Is it free? I think so. What? Yeah. If you order it. Yeah, you can do a gift wrap on Amazon. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think it's completely free. I needed that because I'd just be handing gifts, like unwrapped. Sorry. No, really? I'm sorry. I'm not good at it. Well, put some effort to it. I did.

I bought the thing. I bought the thing. That's effort. Yeah, but the cool part about it is like opening it up like that like excitement of like, oh, what is it? Even if it's like trash. I try to be thoughtful, dude, but it's hard. I just give people like gift cards, you know?

Yeah. Like, here's a gift card dog. The easiest thing is a gift bag. Just give it to them in a bag. The gift bag. I gift bag it up, but those are kind of expensive if you buy them. Yeah, the big bag. Each one is like $5 if you go to Target.

They're tripping. Yeah. They're tripping. You could like scan every other one in theory, but, you know, you don't want to, you don't want to commit any crimes. Wow. My mom keeps all the bags. So we see the bags for like at least two, three years in a row. Oh, because it just, it recycles?

Yeah. Yeah. So she'll keep the bags. bags. Demar those bolses. No, no, not tear you. And then we'll see the same

bag with the same writing of your mom Pacaricito. Just scratched out? You know? Scrolling with zombies.

Gregorio, what's up, Brett? All the kids are saying it right now because of I show speed. He's going viral because he was on the

stream playing Fortnite and there was a kid in the lobby that started losing, but when the kids started losing. Not a real lobby. A Fortnite lobby.

Like a, yes, sorry. old lady and when you say lobby I think of a physical lobby yes like a building lobby yes you mean a lobby in the game you that's what you think yes bro I'm telling you well that's what it is no you're like a game lobby like what's the game lobby because nobody knows that like the waiting screen where you're waiting yeah oh got you're explaining yeah all right just keep going keep so they're playing fortnight the kid starts losing but when he starts losing he says something that everybody did not expect and he's crying while he's saying it

Oh my God, I'm going to lose. Please be. My mom is kind of homeless. I live with my dad. I want to help her out. All the kids are? My mom is kind of homeless. And see, this is the whole land of the internet.

We don't know about his parents, but our kids are up. My kids are saying this around the house for no reason. Yeah. My son's been saying this for like two months. And just recently realized. why? I'm like, why do you keep saying that? You know, is she like, you know? Yeah.

Is she like, tell what's going on over there. What's happened? Is everything okay? Yeah, like, stop saying that, you know? Yeah, Vic. The time that Luis said it, I was like, wait, are you dissing me? Like, what's going on? I'm right here. Yeah. And then the second mark, I live

with my dad. It's like, wait, no. Hold on. It doesn't apply. But it's a whole thing. Yeah, and then Speed actually ran into the kid again in another Fortnite lobby when he was playing up. Years later, I hear. Yeah, years later. And he started crashing out on the kid. So the original one happened in 2021.

Okay, that's what it happened. I don't know why it started this year to go viral, but then this year they reconnected. You lied about her mom being homeless. So shut up. You lied about that. Oh, God. Yes, you did.

Oh, God, you did. Oh, God, you're in my situation. So she was actually homeless. Yes. And you're making that like up. Oh, my. Palabra speed. Palabra speed.

Other people can hear it as well. Like, it's not just them. It's a whole bunch of, yeah. So she was for real homeless. Yeah, he was for real homeless. Palabra. People still kind of didn't believe him. People were like, is he trolling and stuff like that?

Because you don't know what's really happening on the other. Like, you don't know. It could be true, but like, why bring that up in a Fortnite lobby or whatever? That's what I'm trying to understand. In the first place? Yeah. Like, it was a bet. He had told Speed like, hey, if I beat you, I win something.

Like, give me money. And then Speed's like, all right, bet. And then Speed wins. And so then he was like, no, I need this. My mom was kind of homeless. Little my dad. And then Since people didn't believe him, the mom actually got

into the chat and started talking on the mic. What? Hello? What's up? Hello? Are you, um, A.C.'s mom? I am. Did you?

Hey, nice to meet you. My name's Speed, by the way. And I got a question. What's up, Speed? Did you used to be homeless? Yeah, but I heard you was laughing about my situation back. Yeah. He was laughing at it.

I wasn't laughing. I wasn't laughing. I was trying to laugh. We could, though. We good, right. We good. No, no, no. Okay.

Oh, I'm so, you used to be homeless. Like, seriously. That's all right. We better now. We good. Stop, bro. No, don't do that again. Don't do that again, bro.

Nah. Stop, bro. Stop, bro. Not chill. The son makes me not believe it. The son makes me not believe it. That's so good, though. Oh, my God.

I can't believe them now, but I think the kid's overdoing it. Yeah, yeah. Like, just to mess with him. He knows he's gotten viral. And I guess like with this type of stuff, you don't know what's real, what's not. But it happened Loki in 2021. So if they were like, I don't know, like if they were trolling back then, it was a long time to sit for it to start trolling. Like it's to start going viral now.

Yeah. So I'm assuming that genuine, that was a genuine reaction with this. Oh my God. I'm going to move. Please be My mom is kind of Homeless Kind of

I look at my dad I want to help her out What's kind of homeless You know She has a mattress But that is Seems real You've seen your kids

Kind of turn up When they're losing Something That's like that weird cry This other cry That he's doing When his mom No

That's like extras At the end of the At the end of the Uhhoo And even the mom Kind of sounds like It like She doesn't really

Sound convincing to me I believe the mom Yeah she's telling your story. Yeah, I think so. She didn't even want to say she was on this. Yeah, we're good. We're good.

Yeah, you're good now. And she's like, and you're making fun of me. Like, you know, so like, you don't take something personal that didn't apply. I wonder if they ever got something. Because originally it was a bet. Like, it was like, if I beat you and then speed, he didn't win. It cuts off Lockeetton for me to even know if he blessed him was something. Yeah.

By my house. I think he wants to, but I think he hates that kid. Like, I think he hates that kid. Shout out each other. You lied about her mom being homeless. So shut up. You lied about that. Oh, God.

Yes, he did. Oh, God, you lied. Oh, God. You got my situation. You're in my situation. So she was actually homeless. Yes. And you're making that, like, her.

On my fault. On my fault. Palabras speed. Palabras speed. Palabras speed. There's the Latino representation in the gaming world. Palabras speed. All right.

Well, now you know why your kid's saying that. Your kids probably been saying that. You don't know where it's coming from. It's speed. I like the Pallabra speed. He's in the background like, damn. Yeah. Just reacting.

Yeah. All right. Keep it here. More brown bag mornings on the way. Let's get into it. Concrete. Concrete. You ready for the weather?

Let's get into it. And now the weather. Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm. Peritos that is going down for the weather Thursday, December 18th, and summer is back. Summer is back. What? It is.

It is. It is, it is, guys. Because first off, we slide to the city of Chino. This ex-Miss, I'm fancy eating meat and vino. That's it, no tamales this week for me, dog. What's medium vino, bro? Meat and vino. Oh, meat and me, I've heard medium.

You said medium vino? Yeah, that's what I heard too. Medium vino, or large, whatever you want. Your high is 80 degrees in Chino. Now we hit the coast to the city of Oxnard. Shout us to Santa Quicks, giving backs in the city of Boxnar. Shout out to you, Perito out there. Your high is 70 degrees perfect, whether to give some to.

always the way to the kids. Next, we ride the sled to the city of Benefi. Leave some, leave sands to some milk and cookies with a shot of Hennessy. That's right. Your Ha will be 82. And lastly, we hit the city of Norwalk.

Shout us to all my peritos, even the ones on four paws. Let's go. Your how will be 75 degrees out there, Peritos. I'm telling you, it's warm. It's like summer to me. Today, yeah.

It feels cold all the time, too. What? I mean, it's going to be 80, 70, 70. Maybe the nighttime gets colder. 82. 82 and Menopee, 75. What? You know how like it gets colder in the night now?

It doesn't feel like it's even hot. I don't know. I keep a hot at my house. You know what I'm. Caliente. Oh, yeah. Caliente. Sudando at 1 a.m.

You know? Did you guys know that Norwalk gets his name from Connecticut? Oh. Early settlers came from Connecticut. And they named Norwalk because that's where they came from back in the 1800s. Oh. Wow. So there's a Norwalk in Connecticut?

There's a Norwalk in Connecticut. I've been to there. I've been to both. Did you guys know that Norwalk is most like the central location of Los Angeles because you're 12 minutes away from everything. Oh wow. Downtown. The beach in Orange County. Nice.

Oh, wow. Wow. So did they like walk from the north? Those white people figured it out, huh? They were like right here. This is the middle. Right here. This right here.

Peritos, it is going down. Chino 80. Oxnard 70. Menefi, 82. And Norwalk, you'll be 75. Perfect weather, guys. Perfect weather. I can't be.

That's what we pay for. That's what we pay for. That's what we pay $1,000 for one room. For the weather Wherever you're at Wherever you're at But he does your weight concrete Brownback morning is power of six

I'll be back tomorrow guys Concrete has a brain on his hat I do You need to post this We need to post this It's a hat And then on the top of the hat Is literally a brain

Yeah man Shout out to my boys from Dandy This should shot this over Oh Dandy Oh fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy

All smart All Sede Evalon Oh gosh All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We've got you for the homie help line. Federico needs our help. Federico? Federico. Don't be clapping people's name. Your name is Gregory, Doug. Frederico. That's so true.

Red, right. People have those names. My dad's name is Tiki Fredo. Is that funny to you, Greg? Is it? Is it? Wow. Is it?

Wow. That actually is pretty funny. Wow. Your name is Greg. I agree. Sikifredo? Sikifredo? Sihrizo.

Sizhi. Full name. Yeah. What do you say it like that? Sikki. Did he does magic with lions too? Like Sigfried? Sigfried?

Wait. Wait. Is Sikreed? Yeah, I think it might. Yeah, I think it might. Sigfried. Well, yeah. I never thought of it like that.

Is he a lion damer? Wow. I don't know his personal business. I did have a lot of stepmoms growing up. I just got a new one Oh Shout on Maribel Okay, all right

Back to Federico Hey brown bag I'm sick over something I low key did to myself I need you fam So my supervisor Had a holiday party for us

At her crib I bought my homie I brought my homie Who's visiting from Portland With me to the party Everything's cool Good food We're playing pool

And then my work crush pulls up. Call her D. Hey D. She and I have moments, have had moments, flirting inside jokes, lunch together. She gave me a boo basket. Oh, cute. It's up.

But tell me why the second I introduced my friend, they start vibing like they've known each other forever. Laughing too hard, standing way too close, exchanging Instagrams like it's nothing. Ugh. Ugh. Oh. I felt like I brought my own replacement to the work function. Jeez.

Then my friend casually mentions he's been thinking about moving back here from Portland and suddenly Dee is very interested in his life plans. I'm sick. After the party, all my homies talking about is her. What's her deal? You think she's single? She was cool as hell. I'm trying my best to play it off,

but I don't know if I'm cut out for work. watching this all play out in my face. I want to tell him I was about to lock things in with her, but I know if I do, he will back off. But yeah, I know that sounds like a hater, and I never officially shot my shot. She's not mine, but she is, though. Oh, my God.

That is his ball. That's his ball? That's his ball. First come, first serve. That's his ball. He didn't. First come for serve. He didn't jump back.

We'll get to. We'll get to. All right. Bro and I know how he is with girls. I'm not trying to have her crying to me about him in a few months. And then I swoop. And then if I swoop, I got with my homie's ex. Yeah, that's weird.

Brown bag. Do you see what I mean? What do I do? Do I say something and protect my feelings and her? Or do I stay quiet and let this play out right in front of me? Federico. There's no option to sock the homie up. Sock him up.

The homie don't know. He's just being his dirt. He's being his dirt back. But also he's stupid even called dibs. Federico. Yeah. He should have told his homie, hey, this is, you know, my little thing here. But the homie knows her already, right?

No. No. So that's, oh, so they just, they just hit it off. Yeah. I don't even, he had time to call dibs. No. He's like, hey, nice to meet you. Oh, my God.

You got to do that right from the jump. Oh, this girl's going to be here, da-da-da-da, you know? I know, I think it's a fake homie. If that, or what do you think, concrete? You disagree? No dibs? I mean. Whose girl is it?

Besides her own dang self, because it's herself. Did you invite the girl? No. It's a work function. Bro, that's all me. Yeah. You know what time it is, big dog. That's his ball.

Come on, though. Yeah. The ball's in my court, dog. Like, you can't, you can't. But he never said anything. Like, Vicks right, you never called dibs. Yeah. And you didn't lock it in with her.

It seems like they have, if she gave you a boot basket, that's October. Yeah. She had a thing for you. He was being too timid about it. A basket. Hey. She probably thinks, oh, he's not even into me. So I don't mind talking to his homie.

For sure. She's probably thinking like, oh, I had feelings for him. That's why I gave him a boo basket. But now, like, he never said anything. Now his friends actually are approaching me. Now she's like, I thought he was cool about his friend, though. I know. Because he's probably super outgoing.

He's probably cool as hell. Yeah, I got my own place in Portland. Like, oh, what's it like in Portland? Yeah. It's all right. But he's also a dirt bag is what is what this full said. Oh, yeah. Like, I know how he treats the girls.

Why is that? She's going to be crying in. a couple months. That's not a problem. She deserves better. She deserves the lunches and the moments that we have. She doesn't want that. She doesn't.

She does. She's doing it. She doesn't. She doesn't know that that friend is the dirtback. She probably won't even care. So is it up to him to tell her, hey, my homie's a dirtbag, but also with the other. Because they do it like a hater. Exactly.

That's what he's at right now. Even for him to think that. Like, she doesn't even know how he is. It's like, bro, you guys probably hang out with girls all the time together and all of a sudden he's a nerve back. Fresh and back. April, was your girl coming? Man.

Hey, what does your girlfriend get in here? Okay, so he's sitting us up on whether he says, I know if I tell my homie he'll stop talking to her, but I'll feel like a hater. I'll feel guilty because, yeah, like, you guys are right. It's not my girl. I didn't luck it in, all of that. But what's the other option?

Seeing this play out in his face, seeing his work crush, not talking about his homie and him just like sick, like, I love her beautiful. beautiful eyes, but they're for someone else. My friend. I guess it's one thing to be like, I'm going to just get over her. She's doing her own thing.

But her own thing is what you're a homie. Imagine the homie comes back Fred, dog. She's wild. She loves you do it all. Dude, she does everything. This dog. What? You just had it right there the whole time you didn't even know.

You had to be there to see it. Bro, she's crazy. She's a crazy. She's a animal. She's a crazy. She did a backflip. Oh, man, she folded it like Kailani, dog. That's how you guys talk with your homies?

Of course. Yeah, yeah. They do the Yelp reviews. And girls do too. Don't act like Yelp on top like that. No. Stop it. No.

And maybe it has to be different types of... Girls are worse. No, you're saying that doesn't make it real. You saying it doesn't make it real. It does make it. Single girls, single girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure.

Single girls. Single girls. You're saying that doesn't make it real. Because if they're worse, they're worse with a dude. Nah. You never seen waiting to Excel? Waiting to Excel? I don't know.

I just, yeah, I throw that in there. You never seen Stella got her groove back? You never seen Estella get her groove back, but it does, come on, dog. Do your homies know how your girl gets down? Hell no. Exactly. That's my wife. That's different.

Yeah. So I'm not going to know how her back. That's different. At one point you were single. This is a fling. But at one time you were single and dating her. Did you go back to your homies like, bro? No, because I knew that was wife from the jump.

See? But you're talking about the homie. Yeah. No, you asked about the girls. We get into like these really serious relationships. Oh, yeah. No, I feel like girls are a little more open. If y'all were single, that y'all would be.

Yeah. Like girls, it's so crazy. What? Yeah. Now, the number one rules don't do that because then you're telling the person how good it is. Oh, that's marketing. Oh, marketing. Marketing one of them.

Let's go back to Frederico. Frederico. Frederico. Fred Rick. He's wrecked. All right. He's talking about his work crush. He took one of his homies that was visiting from Portland and to a work party at the supervisor's house.

That supervisor must be tight. Like, hey, you just got. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everything was fine until his crush showed up. He couldn't even have time.

He couldn't even have time. He'd be like, hey, that's the girl I was telling you about because the homie swoop. Yeah. Instagram exchanges. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, you're so funny. Oh, I'm thinking about moving to California. What?

You're going to move? Oh, it must have just made him sick in his stomach. It felt like it was buzz balls all up in there, right? And then he's like, no, like now he's asking about her. I know how he is with a girl. I was like, oh, and I just wanted to be with her so bad. Should I tell him back off? He will if I do.

Mm-hmm. Or should I stay quiet because that's being a hater? I didn't lock it in. I get it. It was my ball and I let it go, right? But watch this play out in my face. That, the homie turns out to a comedian all of a sudden. All of a sudden.

No, and she's like, oh, I love Starbucks. She's like, what? Dude, I will kill for Starbucks. He's like, oh. That's how they are. That's how they are. The homie's like, you know, I live right next to the first Starbucks. We should go right now.

I've been to the first one. You ever been? You should come. We should go right now. You've been a part of it. Portland already invited. Oh. If you're ever in Portland, I got you.

You don't have to, like, pay for a hotel to stay at me. Yeah. I live downtown. His friend is literally like in the, like in the middle now. He's like, hey, Fred, would you mind give me some drinks please for a familiar? Hey, do you want some of the drink, Fred? Yeah, yeah. Can you go make line?

Wow. We're a little busy over here. Can you go? Can you go? I'm at the food line at the table. That was yesterday in line waiting. All right. Let's go to phone lines.

Pablo. Pablo. What's up, Pablo? What's up, Pablo? What up Pablo? We're talking to the homie for Rodrigo. He has a work crush. He really cares about her.

They've had their moments, flirting, inside jokes. She got him a boo basket. They go to lunch, everything, right? But at the work party that was going down at his supervisor's crib, he brought his homie who was visiting from Portland. And as soon as the homie meets her, oh, my gosh, they kick it off there. He's so funny. Following each other on Instagram, talking about him moving back from Portland to L.A.

They leave and he just can't stop asking Frederico about her. He's just hurt. He's that Arnold? Is that Arnold? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fiss rolled up. And he doesn't know if I say something now, I'm going to sound like a hater. My homie will back off though.

He will be like, oh, okay, sorry, bro. I didn't know. Spence off. Yeah. But if he doesn't, he'll probably see this play out in his face and he doesn't think he's built for that, he says. What should he do? He's not built for tough. That's it.

Man, that's his fault. You know, you know the saying, shoot or shoot. he obviously didn't shoot you know what I'm saying all those food basket you know all the things that he's fantasizing in his head that meant more obviously

he didn't all that and he didn't make a move and he's trying to claim that like he's hers you guys are trying to talk ball concrete I know you haven't played no ball your knees can't handle it no more than well oh oh why are you coming out

why take a shot here he didn't even know how he looked to clown you dog he used to be Puerto Rican yeah So I got to go out for concrete because I know concrete also knows herself with the basketball courts in the hood. When you go to the park, I was telling whoever answered the phone, you go to the park in there, is very limited. You got one or two courts, you know what I mean?

It's like showing up, seeing Greg just bouncing the ball, they're not shooting the ball, just bouncing the ball, just bouncing. And you're trying to play. How do you know what he does? Yeah, you know? Why are you stalking us on the courts for, bro? That's scary. He's going to stand. I'm just using an example.

If the shoe fits with the shoe fits, I'm just using me. an example. Yeah. This is like very old head to me. He's just, he never, he never claimed

not once did he did he make it clear to her, obviously, so she went ahead and played her car, do you know? Shot her shot at

the next person that's, hey, how old are you? Hey, how old are you? No, I'm 26. You're not out here!

You're out here little boy! 26? You sound like a seor. Yeah. You're 26 talking about old knees?

You're lying. Madrasra, no Regaugh, please. Madrastra? This guy has no game. He has no game. He sounds older than concrete. No one clowns anyone on this show

but other people on this show. Exactly. Because then we go get our squabbles on in the hallway. You did what I just did? He said, what did he say? No, I don't do you think of anything. You didn't deserve it at all.

my knees. How does he know my knees hurt? Exactly. How does he know my knees hurt? They get cold and they do hurt, but you don't got to tell the world. You don't have anything to do with Frisco. Yeah. He said, you guys are talking ball, Conkrie, you've never played ball because you're beautiful.

Oh, yes, I have. I know. At the YMCA, it's an older gentleman's league, but I play. Aw, conquist. Four quarters of three minutes. You tell him, Conchreck. Three minute quarters? Make the best layup win

You guys do like a check-in That's it He wasn't even the G league He didn't even know what like He didn't know ball At all At all But I do agree with when he said like

You agree with About concrete's old knees No No No No Concrete's knees Concrete's knees are perfect

How do you know In fact my knees right now Are exposed My knees are sexy right now Yeah They are. Yeah. Perfection.

I'm showing off my skin. I'm showing off my skin. Well, that's how Frederick, while also not dissing. No, that's not what I agreed on. I agreed on when he said that he didn't end up like shooting a shot. He was just dribbling the whole time. And he's aware of that. Like, I want you to know.

This fool knows. That's what Frederick is like, I know if I say now because I didn't shoot my shot, I must feel like I'm going to sound like a hater and feel like a hater. My other option is watching this. play out in my face. So should I do that? Frederick didn't shoot, but he definitely did assist.

Yeah, he didn't know he was a point guard. All right, Al-U. He was playing the long game. He was playing the long game, but sometimes you got to shorten it up. Any of your homies ever get the girl you liked? Not a home. Yes.

Don't say that, not you. Yes. What have they? Don't say that. Tell me. Leave me. Leave me what happened. The Lord.

The Lord has my girl. I mean, it's so stop. No, we, who? Can't say that on air. Yeah, no, I've been in the situation in public, like, the club. What? Where, like, there was a cute girl, and my homie wanted her, but she was talking to me. But I backed off because, like, you could tell he wanted her.

But she was, so she showed no interest in him, but I was like, I don't know what to do in this situation. So I kind of just backed off and left it towards him to do what he wanted to do with it. He probably didn't even close it, though. See, but you knew. Yeah. See, and that's what I'm saying. The other homie, he should know. How do you guys?

How can you tell? Because the homie acts a certain way around girls. Let's go to Monce. Monce in Ontario. What about Monce? Monce. Good morning, Brown Bag. Hi, Monce.

What's up, Monce? Monce, the guys need your help. We all need your help, Monce. We're trying to settle this out with Frederico. Okay, well, he needs to put on his big boy pan, and he needs to suit a saw. Obviously, she gave him a boo basket, so the girl likes them, you know?

And if the homie scooped up, that's his bat. But at the end of the day, he needs to shoot a shot, you know? Like, he's big. He's not, we're not in high school. We're not in middle school. Like, you're a girl, man. Shoot a shot. He's scared.

What do you stare at? What if he shoots his shot? What did he tell his boy? He made the best man. He's like, hey, you know what? Like, I introduced you, but that doesn't mean, oh, here, hook up with her. Like, you know what me and her have been liking each other? Like, back off, homie?

Back off, honey. Oh, imagine, A. How do you take that? You're the best man at the way. Oh, no. You're messy. Bring a boo basket, perro. It's going to be the ring boy.

We're getting married on Halloween. It's like a weird little final, like, how soon should you have shot your shot if you're building like a quote-unquote relationship with someone at work? Yeah. Especially because people say don't date at work. Yeah, that's me. You get what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't do that at all. Because there was a girl, like I don't mean to put it on you.

No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not like that. It's already pin the past. Okay. So he had a crush on a girl that worked in the building. Yeah. And he would just watch her and talk about her. Oh, that was obsessed.

And he loved her, right? She was even getting him signs. Went to a party of his, try to take shots with him, all of that. And he just doesn't shoot his shot. I was told. Because he was like, I don't know, I don't want a date at work, but he genuinely had like a... Somebody scooped up? Yeah.

Somebody scooped up. She's about to be married. Come on, girl. Yes. Oh, wow. Yeah, good. Yeah, good. She's a roommate.

She won. But then you can end up like Greg. I don't think he wants to be like Greg. Oh my God. Fred, Greg. It all rhymes. Gregorico. I was literally thinking about this whole time about that whole situation.

I was like, he's got a fumbleer. But it's like, I also didn't kind of like take that initiative. Yeah. And then that other dude was in your homie. So imagine if that was your homie that swoop, then it's about to marry here. And then when I saw that they were engaged, I was like, I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up? Yeah.

Oh, see? Greg has PTSD. Yeah, it does. Let's go to Andrew and Whittier. Andrew, what's up, Andrew? Andrew. Good morning, Brownback. Andrew, you're not going to talk about our old knees, are you?

No, no, no. I'm definitely not. I'm old, too, so. Let's go. There you go. O.G's in the house. Andrew, talk about it. We got a guy Frederick.

He wants to know if he should say something to his homie that hit on his at Frederick's work crush or should he just stay quiet and let them kind of hook up in his face. I actually like the other girls. idea. I first said he got to take it on the chin, but I mean, it's not too late. We're talking as if, you know, he can't still participate. You don't make a shot. But, you know, if he wants to be like what he expected his homie to be, the tables have turned, you know, and he's seen something by, he should just, you're going to have to watch it, take it on the chin, you know. Those are his two choices. But, you know, I think that he messed up really. He slow-played it because

the work or whatever. These people hit it off in one session. Like, boom, they're like all of a sudden talking about life plans. That's natural. He's got to watch something beautiful happen. He's got to watch it all play out in front of him. That's so sad.

You can see your homie hitting on another girl, but you'll still try to get at that girl. Is that what you're saying? No, if he did not actually, if he's so slow playing, like, he was probably at the party, didn't even say nothing. He was probably just chilling. She just got there.

Yeah, it's not her fault. Yeah, and she's allowing it. She's participating. Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's two different things. She's choosing. That's her thing. Yeah, lucky, I didn't think it is her choice. Yeah, Mia.

But they're going to, I don't know, this feels like when two guys are on a horse and then they're. Yeah. What is it? Is it got, jousting? What should happen? And then his homie don't even know that he's in a joust. His homie just thinks, hey, hug me up with your co-worker. Yeah.

I know. She's bad. You never tried that? You never tried that? He's like you don't like her or what? All right. You don't think she's cute? All right.

Soledad. Soledad. Oh, Soledad. What a nice name. Soledadad. What do you tell Frederick? Should he shoot his shot at the girl crush that he has, knowing that his homie just hit it off with her at the work party?

Should he tell his homie a back off? He knows his homeie will. Or should he stay quiet and watch it happen? His homie get with the worker. I mean, if he liked her first and his friend knew about it, then he should talk to and tell me about it and let him know, like, hey, what's up? You know, like, I was trying to hook up with this girl, whatever. But if he never even said anything about anything and he's just being slow about it, then like this other guy said, then just take it because you just move too slow. Like, you know, like, you lost your chance.

But regardless, I mean, if he really likes her, I mean, talk to her. a friend. That's his friend. And I think if they're, like, good friends, then the other friends should either understand, or they're going to come into like to some type of agreement, but I think he should talk to a friend. Dealer friend. Thank you. Tell the homie.

Come to some type of agreement. The agreement, yeah. That's what it. Hey, let me lease her for a little bit, and then you can purchase it later. This is all they talk about us. We're not cars. We're not cars. This is real. That's what she said. She just said in agreement. Like, what kind of a good?

That's real, though. This is what she's saying. An agreement is real. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on, bro. K.W.

F. M. H.D.1. 606. L.A. 1.1 for hip-hop. Vick is about to tell us what an agreement about a girl between two dudes. Be very careful.

Yeah. Be very careful. Years ago. Years ago. I had a good homie that we would always go out, right? We were like tag team partners. You know what I'm saying? What is that mean?

What is that? What is that? We're like on a two-man mission pretty much at all times. So we go out where it's like, all right, we're trying to find another two girls. Yeah. Oh, okay, okay. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

I thought it was tag team like. No, running two men. No, it's just two men. Sounds crazy. Running a two men? Two men means you're going to look for two girls. Yeah, so two guys go out to look for two girls. Exactly.

So, you know, when we meet them, it's like, okay, we talk to them. Oh, those two over there. Okay, let's go talk to them. We talk to them. We see which one, you know, like which one you're like, oh, I like that one. I like this one. Okay. We start to talk to them a little bit.

See which one gives interest to which one first. And then it's like, okay, all right. you know what, I don't really like this girl I'm talking to. Can we swap? Can you start? And then it'll be like, all right. No, bro, I really like this one. So how does that play out here? That seems like... All right. You're taking one for the team now.

You're taking one for the team. So it's like, okay, I'm going to not mess up your shot tonight. But in the future, remember this one because I'm going to need... I'm going to pull this card later. But the crazy part is that when you do that and then you get with the girl and now you know that your home you wanted to get with your girl at one point. That's weird. Yeah, because what is that in a relationship? You feel me? It can be, but at the same.

time it didn't like cross a line it was just that I was attracted to her what I'm assuming in the two men is you guys are going there to like to hook up yeah two men is doesn't seem like a hook up yeah no they want to get married the other yeah the the homie still just trying to hook up yeah two men are usually no the homie is but yeah frederico is trying to marry her yes yeah at the office all of that yeah i don't know a paper a paper dress HR is HR is the priest yeah all of that Tell them what the rules are. It'll take him 12 years to propose with how he moves. He's just trying to build a foundation.

He's just trying to build a foundation for what? At the end of the day he works with her, the homie doesn't. So maybe he's trying to build something around there. It's not like if I want to ghost you, I can. You know how to build something? What? With a jackhammer. So you give it a jackhammer?

No, that's actually how you destroy stuff. Okay, my bad. Okay, you know how to destroy something? So y'all haven't been to. You got to destroy it to build it back up. this, but Sal over here in Westminster, he's been through this. Sal, Buenos days. Buenos Aires.

Sal, how did you go through this, dog, tell us? Well, it just reminded me when I heard Vic say, may the best man win. And I think that's the situation that happened with me. Similar. It just kind of presented it, and we were both interested and just kind of open, hey, man, what's up? Like, you know, I like her too. Yeah, all right, cool.

Well, hey, well, open game, dude, may the best man win. And we ended up, we were still cool. Like after the situation, no matter who, who, you know, got the girl. Like, it was, we were still cool. We were still homies. Like, it wasn't anything weird versus, like, holding back on it and having a little bit of a resentment or something. And so I think definitely shoot your shot, be open about it. And, you know, hey, you know, I think it's just open game at the end of it all, you know.

And I get the bro code, the bro code to an extent. So I get that, but, um, but yeah, come on, man. Like, we're all grown up. Who got the girl? You know, I, I did. Did you marry her? That was that? Did you marry her?

No, I didn't. No, it was, it was definitely, no, not the case. It was like a hookup. Um, yeah, it was, uh, it was, uh, it was going to be a hookup both ways, but, um, yeah, yeah, but definitely, yeah. I guess that's where the intention is a little bit different to me, that they're not out and they see a girl and they're like, like, hey, whoever can grab her. Yeah.

It's like, hey, no, like, I want a relationship with her. It's more serious. Well, this is the thing is that Frederick didn't even have a damn chance. Yeah, he did. That's his co-worker. To say open-game. No, what I'm saying is that he brought his boy over just to the party.

Yeah. He didn't even have a chance. He probably didn't even have a chance to his homie. He probably, I'm going to go to the cooler. I'm going to the cooler because I'll be right back. And then he goes to the cooler, comes back, and his boy's already on it. It's like, you don't even give me a chance to tell you that I love her. Why the only are you talking to her for her?

And the way that her hair goes behind her ears Makes me dream at night Like she feels that way about her You didn't even give me a chance, Perro. He did because Federico actually I'm assuming he had to drive his home into the party So they had the whole drive to talk about it If it's not top of mind

Then it's like how is he going to know If he doesn't talk about it? I think sometimes too And I don't know I'm not a dude But I think you'll talk to the dude About the girl you're hooking up with Versus the girl you're in love with Yeah, 100%.

You know be like, oh yeah, she's bad or whatever But then you're not like dude What if you talk Hey bro, I'm building this relationship At work and like I go to lunch with her And she got me a boo-bassie? You didn't tell your homie that? What a bonnet.

Exactly. Especially if like at the homie single But like bro we're supposed to be running two men together Yeah, like bro. I came here for the old The older lady co-workers Wait, we're not having a two men tonight That's crazy.

Federico man I don't know how the best man wins in this situation. He even said, like, if I tell my homie, I was talking to her, my homie will back off because he knows, like, I'm going to be serious and he's just playing around. But I do feel like a hater about that. Whoever gets her pregnant first. Stop.

His homie can give him like a four-week window. Like, all right, try to get out of her for four weeks, see what happens. If not, I'm going to be back on that. Like, white on rice. But then wouldn't it be weird? Like, let's say Federico and the girl like hook up, right? or they started a relationship and then the friend comes back

and then it's like, oh. I don't think the friend wants her for much more than... The second my homie starts talking to a girl, like, she's done. She's out of, like, that's it. Out of sight of mind. You're done.

Like, even like literally. Don't even look at me, Zaki just be like, yuck. That's all his. I thought so much better of you before. You'd let me down. Oh, that's what you like. That's your homie.

Roundback morning. Happy holidays. Ho-ho-ho to you two. Happy holidays. We are Brownback Mornings and we know Santa. So we are doing Nottie List forgiveness, all right? We have a four pack of tickets to go to Magic Mountain and enjoy the holiday in the park over there. Wow.

But before we do all that, before we gift it to a lucky nice lister because we switched you over from Nottie to NICE, we need to know what you did wrong this year, okay? We've been doing it with children and now it's time to do it with the adulterers, okay? Not adulterers. Whoa, whoa. Are you sure? They might need some forgiveness. For the adults. All right.

Let's go to Hector. Hector in Fullerton. Kiole, Hector. Hector, Hector. Hector. Hector, tell us what do you need Nottilus forgiveness for? For, so for the last year,

year and a half, I've been going to quick-quack car wash with a subscription, and I switched my license plate to wash three of my cars Ha! Hold on, don't. That's good.

That's good. Don't say the name. Don't say the name. You said it, but don't say it again. So you move the license plate that has a subscription to the other cars because that's how they tie the subscription back and you take different cars.

Every time? Sometimes about two or three different ones, the same company, so they don't catch on. But they don't know. They don't know what is? They have the subscriptions for a truck. and you roll up in a civic?

Well, it just, it reads your license. It just reached a license. It just reached a van and taking a Honda and I'm taking a Nissan. Wow. This guy is a genius. That's a genius, you earn saving that money, honestly.

And you know what, honestly, there's people that have the subscription pay every month, me, and don't go. So maybe we're just paying. Twice a week. At least you're guys. I'm mad at you, that's crazy.

Your paint's going to fall off. Bro, you have been not in this. Give it. Thank you for snitching on yourself. Hold on the line, bro. Evil genius over there. That's wild. I switch the license plates out of my cars.

I have three. I have three and I switch them out to take them to the subscription car wash that I only have one on. So smart. I'm going to do that. That's good. That's good. That's good.

I wonder if I could do that at Dapper Downs. What's that? Switch up my license plates. Try it. No, don't do that. All right. Let's go to Manny and Stanton. Mani

What about, mani. Hey, good morning, guys. How are you? Mani, talk to us. What do you need Noglius forgiveness for, bro? All right, so this is my forgiveness, my naughty idea. So my wife, I went to Mexico earlier this year,

and I went out for a boy's night with my friends. And, you know, we're playing. I'm having a little good time, going to the strip club and whatnot. All right. And my friend, he forgot his ID. so then we went outside and made a game plan to get them inside and whatnot. I look at my phone and check what time is it.

I just left the whole voicemail to my wife the whole entire time. Shut and wait of the, you inside the game plan? Oh. And then, yeah, so game plan canceled after that. So then I had a cop up to her that what really happened that we didn't go inside. least because the homie didn't have his ID. Wow. What was the game plan?

Yeah, what was the game plan? Yeah, what was the game plan? I'm curious. The game plan was for everyone to go in except him and one more and then one person to come out with their ID and they just give it on over to him and just go on in like that because they already went in with the stamp. Mani. And what does your girl think happen?

She knows that he did this at a strip clear. Did you pretend it was like? She thinks that we actually went in, but we actually didn't go in because we just called in a night after that. We're like, man, let's just go home there. So you didn't go in and your girl found out? You know, and to this day, she still thinks that we went and we really didn't. Yeah, well. Because on the voice note, everybody was like, all right, let's just go home.

You're like, no, I have a plan. Here's what we're going to do. All right, gather around everybody, everybody. We never have these moments. Yeah, you're probably the most. side it was. Guys, guys,

coach is right. I mean, I guess everything happened for a reason. Oh, for sure. Yeah. What? Now you got to go.

Oh, that you guys didn't get, weren't able to go? Yeah, because it would have really been, it would have really

been naughty after that. Oh. You were trying to see? What do you guys do that? What do you do that,

Manny that we don't know about? What were you trying to do at the strip club? Eat wings? Nothing. Just, just sit down and chill.

Manny was running. Oh, yeah. Hold on, manny. Mani was wearing sweats with a ripped hold of the body. Cochino. Oh, mania. Sweets no underwear. He's wearing basketball shorts.

Oh, that's nasty. That's a strip club. And crocs. And crocs. White crocs. With no socks. Commando. Commando.

No underwear on. That's so nasty. I'm just here for the wings. Oh. Oh, how did that slip out? Oh, how did that slip out? Oh, it's so good Gino. All right, you know, you guys.

The wings are fries are good? I don't know, man. Hector, Hector, you win, bro. Yeah. Congratulations, Hector. Well, hell yeah. Congratulations. You're going to go to match you, man.

You got four tickets, bro. Don't be trying to put in 12 cars with the four tickets, okay? That's what's up. Congrats, bro. Wow. Your Nottie list has been forgiven. Manny. I don't know.

Susio. Manny. She needs them. What? Has this girl forgiven him? Yeah. Okay, Mani. Mani, did your girlfriend give you, bro?

No, he said to this day, you know? Yeah, because we really didn't go in. Mani. All right, you guys want to give him tickets? You can give him tickets. Yeah, come on. Oh, yeah, poorico. He didn't get to go into the strip club.

His wife is mad. His buddies are mad too. He lost his better. Mani, congratulations. You guys' magic mountain tickets, too. Yeah. You're not going to have been forgiven. Coach Mani.

Hit him with the. And then if you go 20 minutes from there, there's also another strip club. No, stop it. Mani, are you listening? Are you sorry for what you did? Yeah, I'm super sorry. Okay.

There you go. You're not a this has been forgiven, bro. Congratulations. Don't do it again. I know you will. Next boy's night. His girl's never going to leave now. No.

No. I leave one time, and then you guys do this. A boy's night? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and what's going down, Angelica? Yes, you guys, I was telling you, this is a crazy story. So I do.

Thierros, he's a Laker player, a rookie. Okay, I don't know who that is. No wonder. He hasn't had a lot of time on the court. Nobody would really know. But he's on the Lakers roster. Yes. Yeah, he got drafted last year.

Okay. What number is he very quick? Who knows? I don't know. He's that new, but he's promising. He could be good in a couple years. Okay, okay. Okay, well, this full, he's actually making headlines because his

SUV was actually stolen, but they actually found it out here in WeHo. And what's crazy? is that it's actually someone's brother from the LA Rams was involved in stealing the car. Listen. What? The suspects valed the SUV and went into the hotel while the deputies showed up. They took a look at the surveillance footage and they made two arrests. One man named Trey Rose and the second person arrested Samson Nakua, the brother of Pooka Nakua.

The Puka Nagua from the L.A. Ram. His brother was one of the guys that stole the Lakers rookies. SUV. Angie, this is not just like a Rams player. This is the Rams player. Like the jersey I have. The star. Yeah.

We found out Concrete's brothers. Stole. I don't know. Romeo from K-Day's car. Yeah. I don't have a brother. Thank you. I thought you did.

No. Oh, I didn't know that. Sorry. I have a brother. It's like finding out my brother. Stole it. It's okay. You have a sister.

Right? You could have said she stole it. Okay. Okay. I don't have it. Yeah, no, but yeah, that's crazy. And it looks so bad on Akua. Dude, no, it's just, it's so dumb.

It's like, why would you steal it? Go to a hotel, get it that late. Yeah, he's wild. Oh, yeah, like you're a dumb criminal for doing that. But also, why would you need to do that? He's playing Grand Theft Auto, obviously. For real, for real. Yeah.

Because his brother's rich, not him. Well, yeah, but I think he's, he's a college football player as well. Like, he has his own thing going on, bro. Yeah. Oh, he's done. Yeah. I don't know. Character flaws.

For sure. Never going to get drafted. That really means something in, like, oh, yeah. Yeah. Because I feel like, looky, a lot of the players have character flaws. Like, they talk about, what's that fool that keeps fighting everybody? Oh, Draymond. Oh, Draymond Green?

Yeah, yeah. This is stealing. No, I know, but even that. Because, like, the other guy, you guys were talking about the Heisman trophy winner, the other fool that didn't get it, that was, like, kind of, like, just being a hater. Like, that's going to be a character flaw. And it's bigger now, and not I mean to get dark, but that's what happened to Erin Hernandez, like they knew he had character flaws that were, that were deeply rooted.

Yeah, like large signs. And then they just kind of, they let it go. They let it go because he was a great player. Yup. And then so I know now it's a lot different, you know? Yeah, especially early in your career. Like if you have any sort of like character flaws, they're not going to really mess with you. If you are already established, like Dremont, they're going to overlook some things.

Like, all right, well, he's a great player. He's older. Like, whatever. We just kind of live with it. But when you're young, you're trying to establish yourself, terrible. Oh, my gosh. What if there's a hidden NBA NFL, like, competition going on who can take whose cars? Maybe it's like a whole thing.

That'd be cool. Maybe it's something the players are like, oh, yeah. Maybe it's like one of those hazing situations, right? Welcome to LA. Welcome to LA. You gotta steal a car. Let's do it. Players play.

Because football players are homelysmobile basketball players, no? Or does they kind of stick to their own, like, league? I feel like they stick to themselves. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of like sheriffs. You know, kind of like rivalry. It could be.

Like a prank maybe? No, not like a prank maybe? Oh, like a for real. Yeah, like they don't like them. Like a hazy. We're the stars in L.A. We're the L.A. Rams. Well, if anything, I would think the L.A.

Rams would do it towards like the Chargers. No. That's the same league. Yeah. No, because they're not in competition with the Chargers for the heart of L.A. They're in competition with the Lakers. What have they done to the Dodgers play? Are they the ones that broke into them?

They can't. They're under, well, the Lakers and Dodgers are under the same ownership. Stio-o-Tolloy's dog. No, the rap. Like, it's the rap players. Oh, yeah. That's cross. in the line.

Leave old Tony's dog at the railroad tracks. No. What? Like every Mexican dad. No, no. My dad took my dog Rocky and left him more than Sanford on the road in McLeague. Me too. My dad did the same thing.

My dad took tequila and wrapped her around the telephone pole or something. Oh, oh. Jesus. Wow, that's vicious. That's harsh. It's an atrocity. Train tracks. Leave decoy.

I had a chow chow named Rajan. My dad said he took him to the mountains. We didn't have mountains But he said that you've played No Oh the other All right Back to the story

Back to the crazy story That's going now Don't look at me man A Lakers rookie His SUV got stolen They find the people that stole the SUV It turns out to be The brother of the L.A. Rams star

Yeah Akunga Matata No that's not his name Pooka Nakua Okay Pooka That means no words I mean?

For the rest of your days. It does sound like that. All right. Pooka Nakuwa. That sucks. It does. It does. It does.

Very insane story. I feel like that's something that would make the Rams tell Puka like, hey, your brother's not welcome here, bro. Like to like functions with like the, you know, maybe holiday party and stuff like that. None of that. Yeah. Should Puka even apologize? I mean, he didn't do it, but he's the big star. Just embarrassed, I'm sure.

But he's the big star. He's the big name. You guys just said it. If your brother stole something, Angie, would you apologize? He's not pookin the coo. You're going to try to disassociate. You're going to try to disassociate. I'd be like, you know what?

I don't even like him. Yeah, asia. Your brother just hit the puka at the... His brother was... That's a pookie. I'm just hitting the pukes. wearing pukes shells. Hey, hey.

That's so dumb. At the Lakers rookie, you think, like, the other Lakers players should stand up for him? They should Loki be like a, hey, what's up? Don't be, don't be. Like, LeBron should probably like, come in and maybe. Maybe Luca buy him a new truck. That would be nice. Lucas very generous.

He might just give him a truck. That'd be nice. That'd be nice. That'd be nice. Who cider are you on? Lucas. Well, Lucas is nice. The Laker Fool or the Rams full?

The Rams Full? You know, nobody wants to get nothing stolen. That's the worst, man. The Raker's full is the one that got his stuff stolen. Yeah. Thievery is the worst kind of like. people, man. You know.

Yeah. Do you steal? Have you stolen? Yes. So, dead? I have. What'd you steal? I'm a reform person.

I don't do that anymore. But what did you steal? My dad actually, I got a whooping. I got a big time whooping because I got caught at Rimo Latino at the San Fernando Mall. And I try to steal the

Tupac-all-I's on me, the cassette. And I try to walk out and I just had a big old cassette in my pants. You could tell. Yes, signor, A donde was? Ah, where you go?

And they put me in the office. And they called my house and my uncle answered. My Tio-Fran, listen up, homie, right now. He said, no, I will say to nobody. And I was like, oh, thanks, Tia. And I got home. My dad was like, me deco your friend. And you got a whooped.

And that was the last time I ever stole anything. My dad, I remember my dad. Well, he whooped me, but it was more, he really, it was more like, you know, like get on your knees. You're going to sit there for 20 minutes, like 30 minutes. Oh, okay. He disciplined to you. Yeah.

It was disciplined. It was disciplined. How did you get caught? It was the 90s. There's like no cameras. No. Because I was a 10-year-old kid with like literally a damn DBR and a DVD. We don't realize how suspicious.

Yeah. How suspicious we look when we're kids and we're just like, mm-hmm. Looking around the store. Like, you know that kid don't got money. Dude, there was only two roles. Yeah, bro. Go do that at Tower Records. Not Rimo Latino.

Nah, Rima Latino. You're stealing from my people. See it from my own hente. Nah, my own henta gave me up. That's the worst part. That's the worst part. Okay, another crazy story, okay, getting someone's name tattooed wrong has to be one of the worst things that can happen, right? I know.

Oh, that's happened to you. Yeah, that's on my arm. Blueface's new girlfriend actually tattooed his name, but she misspelled it. And Blueface's mom actually called her out saying, like, I just talked to you yesterday. Why are you in and asked me how to spell it? So his Blueface's real name is Jonathan, right? and you would think it's J-O-N-A-T-H-A-N right? Joan A-N-A-N.

Yeah. But apparently she spells it like John? Yeah, the word John. So J-O-H-N. Yep. Yeah. She missed the H-N and she's got to tie it like right under, like right on her chin. Wait, how do you spell it?

She spelt it like how you would assume it's spelled. J-O-N-J-O-N-J-O-H-E-H-O-H-N. His mom spelled it like her way and she spelled John, like the name John-O-H-H-N. John, J-O-H-H-N. John, and then A-A-H-H-H-H-H-N. Yeah. That's not a sign that they're moving too fast. I don't know what it is.

They're moving really fast because I thought he was just with the girl. Hazley. And then. Like Jenny? No, God. They just did a video together. We don't know if they were together. I'm sure they did.

Vic? What? That's Vick's opinion. I did not bring your name up. I did not. I didn't know. Those opinions are not of. Those are just big.

Those are just big. They're having an opinion about her and she don't mess with the pod. I'll say it again. Wait. He probably knows something. What do you know? No, he don't know nothing. He's just assuming.

Oh, he knows. According to the eyes he just made, like, like, he said, hey, I don't know. Breaking news. Break the news right here. I know. Everybody's listening.

All 30 million people in across the world. You guys think I'm some sort of insider on the industry or something? Yes. I know what goes on behind those doors? Yes. I think you're a big chishmosel. Say it.

I didn't say a word. And you do little subliminals. And you say it without saying it And then we all get caught up And we have to answer for it And I have to be on a three-way call tonight Bigg if you're gonna throw the rock Throw the whole boulder, for a war

You open your mouth already Let's do it What happened to blue face? Ah Blue face, new girl Try together for like At least we've seen them Maybe they've known each other for a while

But we've probably seen them together On social media It was a crazy thing that The night That his ex, Chrisan Rock Was removing the face of his face His new girl was getting his name That's a different type of, I don't know, player or toxicity or whatever.

Well, yeah, but I mean, Christon, the ex, had his whole face on her face. And this one at least is just the name. The wrong name. Misspelled, but. Yeah. Yeah, Blueface being saying, I love you on the first night, I could tell. What's wrong with that? First 30 minutes.

First 30 minutes. That's great. I love you. Crazy. Then, Angie, that was some cheese. Yeah. Much a grace. Crazy.

Thank you. What's going on over there with the New York Knicks? Ooh. Oh, what happened? Okay. So, they won a hell of bread. Because they won the in-season tournament. This is the one that the Lakers won last year.

Two years ago. Oh, it wasn't last year? No, the last year, the Milwaukee Bucks won. Oh, we won the first one. The first one ever. And then we thought we were so high and mighty. Like, ooh, that means we're going to get the chip next. It doesn't count.

Then we didn't. I know. Yes. So then, okay, so the Bucks won last year. And then now the New York next one. And there's a viral video. You can check it out, Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram. While they're celebrating, who are the two players?

Jalen, Brunson, and Josh Hart. And these people love Brunson. No, don't they get all crazy for... Yes, people don't want to, like the New York fans, they want to marry him. They're vicarious about. For sure. They're Lord and Savior. Yeah.

They're by curiously. Yeah. Our guy Burger, he just has a hospital. He loves him. He works with a Super Nix fan, right? Yeah. He stuck his thumb somewhere. What's wrong with that?

It was just weird because they were celebrating and all you. Wait, what to do with his stuff? Where? Put it in the what? He, like, credit carded one of his homie. Oh. Let me also speak on more context. Those guys were college roommates.

They played college ball together. Oh, they're close. Yeah, so they're really close. And they ended up on the Knicks together, like, professionally later. So it's like they've known each other for years. They have a podcast together, everything. They're really close. Oh, God.

So this was one of those guy things, like guy messing around? Yes. Hey, but if it works, if it gets your championships, money moves. Are you going to do that? Are you going to lay your homie just get a little reach around? if it gets you there. There's a whole documentary on this. And you find it on Netflix

where people do that type of stuff. What, what, what? Wait, what are you talking about? Did he stuff? Yeah. To each other? They did win a lot back then. Yeah, they did win a lot.

Damn. But I will say the Dodgers are very zesty the past two seasons and they won. And they said that's the... Homies that play together, stay together. They said that was the key to the team chemistry. What?

They said as soon as they started being zestier is when they started to pick up the pace. No. Yeah. That's an important part, you know, of the team, I guess. You know, I'm willing to do whatever to work. You did. With concrete, you guys.

What do we got to do right here, guys? Bro, they got $530,000 per player. After taxes, maybe like $250. But it's per person up. Right. Especially to the players that only make like 2, 3 mil a year, that's like, a lot. Like, I don't know, 30% of their whole salary in a day.

Yeah. All right. I don't know. No one said they weren't down. I've been practicing. So whatever you guys want to do. Recreated. I've been practicing for this moment, guys.

Would that be like the equivalent? Would that be like the equivalent of like the good game? Like slap. No, that's a little. Oh, good games. What? You get good games in softball, no? Even when I play baseball when they're doing, don't touch me.

Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. You know a high five kind of guy? It's a low. That's a lofi. I didn't like it at all. I didn't like it at all. It's just about weird.

He crosses the line, but it trips me out that it's y'all crossing the line. Coaches do it a lot. Player-wise. It's weird. Coaches tend to do that. It's like a pat on the back, but not on the back. How do you respond to something like this if you guys are, if you're the players that like, no. Oh, my bad.

Oh, my bad. What are you? To it going viral. Wait, no, my bad. Wait, no, my bad. What? You made me to it going viral the fact that like he thumbsed up. His homie.

I mean, Josh, he said that was AI guys. But then it's like it was in 4K, everybody. The whole world saw it. NESPN, we posted it, right? Yeah, the whole world saw it. So it's just like, bro, you got to explain yourself. You know, that's something that they do specifically too. Yeah, they have to do that.

Right. Because you don't physically put your finger, like your hand in the thumb. Oh, it happened on accident. Your hand in the thumb? Tejalo. Yeah. Thumb in the lead. All right.

Thumbes. You got two options. You got two options. Or make... Con and I have done shows together out of town and we've done it before, so... My guy. Wait, what?

He's a DJ, let me tell you. Those fingers, magical. What could make Maury come out of retirement? Jose! Jose! You are not. No, not Jose, not being the father.

What we're about to say. Jose? Jose, you know you're not the father, right? Sadly. Yeah, you can't be the father when you... Never mind. When what? Nothing.

just aim at different places. Okay, look, Mari, he joke that he would come out of retirement and start his talk show again if he could settle the beef with like a Kendrick and a Drake and just be the mediator, Cardi and Nikki, you too. Imagine Mari comes back, saves hip-hop. Wow. He follows Cardi B with the camera in the backstage. Oh, that's so cool.

He used to run fast. He did. The cameraman. Yeah, the cameraman. I'm saying, yeah. Because Mario was talking to the crowd like, oh, my God, let's be happy. Yes. I don't think it'll work out.

I don't think Drake and Kendrick would be, I don't think Drake and Kendrick will like ever see. Yeah. It's up. I don't like this guy. I'm going to live my whole life not liking this guy on both ends. But Mari, nice try. Yeah, good try, good try. You know who might need that to happen, though?

And I'm sure 21 Savage would appreciate if Mari were to take this up is what's going down in Atlanta. So we already know Young Tha going to, it's their. going through a lot. It's low-key divided a lot down there. Then you got future in 21, possibly having some kind of tension. Although they did clear that up. Like, no, that's my brother. We fixed stuff over here. But 21 Savage was really vocal on Twitter yesterday. Essentially just saying, like, look, I'm tired of everybody beefing out here. It messed us up. Like, we're not, we're not together like we should be. And definitely urge young thonga and like, you love each other. Squash that. Yeah. I don't know that people will listen. I think when people, when the person

in the middle that loves you both tells you squash it be homies even more you turn prideful yeah oh yeah yeah maybe maybe but i feel like a lot of signs are pointing towards like dude you guys just need to get back cool again one thing is like gunna is huge now yeah a lot bigger than young thug and then also that's crazy to say but it's true it's true it's true and then uh young thug's dad going to see gunna you know was important because it's like that just shows that it's like you can't really second time he did that yeah you can't really hear you can't really hear you can't really hate him. It's like if my dad loves this person, I can't really fully hate this person. People were debating about that because young thugs dad went to Gunna Show for the second time.

And you see them in an embrace and it's going on over social media. But Vic, like you mentioned to me, they've known each other for so long. That's like another son to him. That's like, like, like that's my son's friend, but like I've taken them in. You know, we all had that homey that your parents have such a love for too. Yeah. And so when, even when, even when, and the whole trial stuff was going on and the gunna, quote unquote, cooperating, a young thug's dad is like, he's not going to say anything that's going to hurt, my son.

Yeah, yeah. Like, he was kind of just in front of that. Although young thug does feel like, bro. Yeah. He's trying to be the victim now, everybody. Look, what are you doing? You're doing it. Not the victim.

People like that. I had a homie like, I was a homies with this dude for a while. And we just started beefing. But then our homies, like, we all went with the same click. So our homies were, my homie was like, dude, just be friends with them. I was like, nah, I can't. Like, I can't.

Until this day, I'm like, your homie. That's your homie. Oh, I get it. Young thug over here. Yeah, I'm like, that's your homie. Yeah, so every time I see him, I just troll them now. So I was like, dude, I still don't like you. See, A. Mari, that's where you need to go.

Stop hitting Kendrick and Drake hit up the gas. Yes. All right. I got to tell you guys, the other day I took the boys to, like, it's like the biggest Christmas light thing going down, right? Uh-huh. And so we go and you pay like a pretty penny to get in low-key. It was four of us or like upwards of like 100 something to get in, right?

You get in and then you have to pay for everything else. Like they had a like a snow slide. They had like ice skating and all that. So you have to pay for each of them. Looking like a fair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of like those damn pumpkin patches.

Like they'd be like squeezing you for every single penny. Yeah. But then it's like dang, I already paid like a hundred something. And I get like I. Yes. What comes with this? Yeah. What comes with the hundred bucks that I just spent?

Yes. Walk around. Yeah, the walk around. Well, walk around and look at the pack. At the light and the pumpkin. That makes me feel so upset. And I know, like, you want to take your kids. You want to have fun time.

You want to be able to go out. So that's why I think you definitely, I wish that I knew this sooner. And I'm glad that I know this now because they didn't get to. And by the way, you had to pay to get on all the other stuff. But then it also sells out. So I was like, all right, I'll pay for them to get on the snow slide. But then it's like, oh, sorry, the snow slide sold out. How is the slide sold out?

I don't know how they do this, right? But that's why looking at this made me feel like, All right. Our home grow, Adriana, she's got us, okay? Because they are doing something called the Santa Tour 2025. It's a free, and by free I mean free. Gratislavit. Holiday celebration like no other.

It's going down Saturday, December 20th in the city of Irvine, free ice skating rink. What? Game, lights, Santa's Village, live entertainment. Every child gets a toy in a photo with Santa. And all of this at no cost. That to me, I have to be. Having been through what I went through, I'm like, bro, thank you. As a parent, the worst thing you got, because Loki, you get in a fight with your kids sometimes,

because, like, aren't you grateful that you're here and you're seeing the lights? And it cost me 100 bucks. But then you also feel bad, like, dang, I would want to be on this freaking snow ride. I know. And then we're already here. So it's like, oh. Yeah, exactly. Adriana's insurance is saying thank you to the community by bringing families together to share joy, unity, and magic of this season.

Okay? You can get more info by visiting Adriana's santaTor.com, but I'm telling you in Irvine this Saturday, free ice skating. You don't got to pay for that. There's going to be games, lights, Santa's Village, live entertainment, every child's getting a toy and a photo with Santa all at no cost. That's important. That's really cool. That's important, man. All right.

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