Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 625 Concrete's Birthday! 🥳 + Snow Tha Product Interview | Brown Bag Mornings (12/22/25)

Episode Date: December 22, 2025

On today's episode the crew celebrates Concrete's birthday and has an amazing sit down with Snow Tha Product! [Edited by @iamdyre ❄️]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by ...Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown back, the better. Come on. 4106, L.A's and one for hip-hop. It's a fake one's birthday today! Concrete! Concrete! Happy birthday! This is so dumb.
Starting point is 00:00:21 Big 40. I don't celebrate... 440. Quarrenton. I don't celebrate my birthday. What do you mean? Why? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:00:30 It's weird, man. This week, no, I don't like to take Shine away. from Jesus is Jesus' week. Oh, my God. Jesus. It's the Lord's week, not mine. Concrete. So that's why you try to hide your birthday from us?
Starting point is 00:00:46 Dude, you're 40 now. No, I'm not. You are? Greg, go to your room. Forty water. Son, go to your room. How's it feel? I'm happy to have made it this far.
Starting point is 00:00:59 Let's go. I'm happy to have made this far. Where are the great hair is at? They're there, dog. Yeah. I can see. I'm over there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:05 Even on the... I got one in my beer that just keeps coming back, dog. You pluck it? I do, and it just keeps coming back. By Ferraro, just, you know, like hard-headed. Yeah, but you know what? At least you got to see gray hairs.
Starting point is 00:01:17 There's a lot of people that didn't get to see it. Yes. Yes, yes. No, I'm happy. I'm happy. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech.
Starting point is 00:01:23 Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Like how you learn, like, a four quarter than three years ago or what are they? Wow. The year was 1985.
Starting point is 00:01:33 A long, long time ago. A real peri was born. I don't know. I'm just happy to have made it to this to 40 years old and it's cool, man. I've been able to see a lot of cool things. A lot of cool things. I just keep thinking like, man, I'm almost like 50, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:01:54 Wow. The countdown starts. The countdown starts. Weird. 40 is a new 20. Think like that. Yeah. Come on.
Starting point is 00:02:01 Sure. New life. Yeah. I would say like the new 30. The new 30. I would say the new 30s. Okay. 40 is a new 30, bro. I know.
Starting point is 00:02:07 And you know how that went. Went pretty well. Dude, you're loving it, right? We all love it. You're loving being in that age. I'm not you. It's not my birthday. You're almost in it.
Starting point is 00:02:17 What are you? You can't deflect. Oh, damn. You got them on your eyebrows now. That sweater. I made this gray sweater from your canas. Oh. It's my birthday.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Don't make fun of me. Oh. I was trying to big you up saying it's like your 20s. Are you going to cry? No, I'm not going to cry. Water in his eyes. What do you want for your birthday? What do I want for my birthday?
Starting point is 00:02:43 Yeah. I want you guys to do my weather for me like all week. You're so annoying. I'll do it, don't worry. What's your thing about concrete, Greg? He always puts me on. Yeah. I never turn you on.
Starting point is 00:03:03 get too. No, he's just like with DJing. He's always like thinking to me and booking me and stuff like that. Hey, there we go. Thank you, brother. He's selfless. Like, he actually, every time he buys something, he's always asking everyone like, hey, do you guys want anything?
Starting point is 00:03:18 And he's always paid. So thank you. Well, I'm hoping you guys would say no, but okay. Khan makes me laugh so much, literally so much on the radio, off the radio, on his skits. Like, it's like, hilarious. Oh, that's bad. Tell me, like, why he's making you laugh? Like, what is?
Starting point is 00:03:34 Every way, his ringtones? You know, he styles a ringtone, right? He has the Air Force one in his ringtone. So, like, him naturally him makes you laugh. Yes. Are you laughing at him? No, no. I just, I love that he wears jeans early in the morning.
Starting point is 00:03:46 You know what I'm saying? Dark denim. Dark denim. Anchor blue. He's wearing fat farm here and there. Like, it's just like, he's just like a throwback to a better time. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:03:55 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. And let me just answer. Hello. Hello. Love it.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Well. Lettie. What are you going to say? What about you? What about you? God's watching. He's listening. Oh, concrete.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Happy birthday. Wow. Wait. What's your answer? I don't know. There's so many things that I like about concrete. He's tall. He can reach high places for us.
Starting point is 00:04:28 You know, before him, we were all under six years. Yeah. Well, you guys are still under six feet. No, with you. Okay, yes. Like the team as a whole, you know? You can reach high things. Yeah, you care about all of us.
Starting point is 00:04:42 Why are you going to cry, though? What? I appreciate you. Why are you crying? It's my birthday. I like how, um, I like how, like, you really care, but you act like you don't care. It's really my favorite thing about you guys. I like that.
Starting point is 00:04:58 I like that. I cannot wait to leave right now. He doesn't care in our face And then off he's like He's like, hey, is everything going to go out? Yeah Like this place is so stupid You guys want a thing for a leap?
Starting point is 00:05:10 Yeah Jose, chime in What's your favorite thing About Concrete as a video editor? He's funny to look at I'll take that I'll take that I'm on our producer
Starting point is 00:05:23 It's your time What's your favorite? I don't know if we're going to have enough time With all the things she loves about Khan I love I love that Con is a team player Hey, there you go. Yeah, I do.
Starting point is 00:05:33 As opposed to who? Yeah, hold on. All of you guys. Hold on. Oh, so we're not. Happy birthday, Conqueray. I'm here. There is an I in team, homo now.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Ready. No. You know, I like some collabs. Like, I like collabs that, like, mix things or whatever. Okay. Like, I don't know, like peanut butter and chocolate, ice cream or something. Okay. That's tight.
Starting point is 00:05:55 But this is a collab that I hate. Or, like, different collabs that they meet up. Cookies and cream? Whoa, don't do that. No, no, no. Maybe like brands. Like, give me brands that, like, did a collab. When Supreme and True Religion put together these pants, like a couple weeks ago.
Starting point is 00:06:11 I think it was Levi's and... Supreme. They did, like a co-collab? Yeah. Okay, something like that, right? This one I do not like. And you guys are probably going to love it. It's Uno and Loteria.
Starting point is 00:06:24 They did a collab. What? Whoa. Whoa. I thought they had beef. Wait, wait, yeah. Am I the only one? I thought they were ops.
Starting point is 00:06:30 These are two games that clearly you play, but I do not know how you can play both games at the same time. Okay, that's what I was going to ask you. How does that work? So essentially what I'm thinking is happening is that they're making Uno cards with Loteria numbers or like the Loteria pictures. So it's essentially Uno. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:48 But I'm like, I see Loteria. I want to play Loteria. Yeah. Do you get what I'm saying? It's like I don't, you know, it's like the collab we didn't know we needed. The collab we don't want. Yeah. For me.
Starting point is 00:06:57 For me. I see. So it's like the reverse. card is like like La Bota or something like that. And then like La Dama is like draw four. Reversa is the catch up. I'm looking at it.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Reversa? Yeah. Reverso? Put La Dama in reverse. The Gaios take four. But it's just essentially it's just pictures of Loteria. This is nothing, this does nothing for me as a lotteria er. El Boracho got to be the wild card. Like where do I use the beans? No, you're right.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Or the pennies. It's making me think even more. Now I'm going to be even slower. Like, wait, what does this mean? But you're not playing Loteria. You're playing Uno. No, but... I know. That's what I'm saying. Like, that's why... Yeah, but now I'm going to think more. Yeah, my mind is racing right now. What if something's mislabel? Yeah, because you see La Dama, you focus. Now you start to focus on that stuff, right? Even the reverse car. Why is that? I don't know. That's stupid.
Starting point is 00:07:49 ketchup to me, though. I don't know. I get you. Yeah, no. I get you. Yeah. No me got so. The club. The club nobody asks for. That's not. Yeah. All right? Well, yeah, I guess if you want to get that for me for Christmas, you can, though, so I can try that. I don't want to pay for it myself. If you guys want to send us some. Yeah, yeah. These opinions could change.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Results may vary. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. Roberto needs our help.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Robert. Really bad. All right. Roberto sent us a DM. And he said, good morning, Brownback. My name is Roberto, and I need your help. I've been married for five years to my wife, but I'm in love with her sister. Huh?
Starting point is 00:08:43 Sorry. No, that's perfect. No, that's who's also been married for a long time, and we both have kids. Not only that. Oh, my God. I'm homies with my Sancha's husband. Oh, my God. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:09:05 No, no, no. Okay, we've been having an affair for a couple years. And we can't let each other go. Greg. Where do you even get this? Come on. It fits the vibe right now. It's a perfect song.
Starting point is 00:09:25 You're going, baby. This serious. It is very serious. He said, we live in fear every single day, wondering when will be the day that the truth comes out. We almost got caught not too long ago when my wife. saw a text come in from her sister to me and we had to play it off like
Starting point is 00:09:44 she accidentally texted me instead of her husband. Should we just come out with it and be together and break everyone's heart or collie quits and the affair? What should I do about like?
Starting point is 00:10:01 This is, he's for real. He is 100% I just have a lot of questions. So do I. And thankfully, Roberto is on the line. Oh, he is. Cool.
Starting point is 00:10:13 What's so, guys? Good morning, Braumbeck. Good morning. Hi, Romato. You just, I'm in shock right now, but, like, it's just, hey, this, this happens, this is real life. Talk to us about, I guess, first talk to us about your wife. How did you meet her? Do you remember her?
Starting point is 00:10:27 You remember that lady? Yeah, I remember her. Okay. Talk to us about her. Well, I met her, like, I don't know, let's say 10 years ago. Okay. Things were good, but then after I got to know her, I mean, she just seems controlling and, like, always on edge with me.
Starting point is 00:10:44 So we both seen each other struggling in our relationship. So, like, it led up to, like, a little flirtation and hanging out. And then from there... Still talk to me about your wife. I'm still talking about your wife. Yeah, yeah. I'm still done about your wife. Okay, how you guys have kids.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Can you just tell me how many? Well, they're not... We're not... The kids are not from us. They're, like, we blended family, so... Okay. That's fine. But is it your children or her children from previous relationship?
Starting point is 00:11:13 Both from previous relationships. Okay, so you got someone from, you have a child, but it's blended, that's how you're working it out. You marry her, it's all good at first, and now it's just, it's turned into a really just controlling relationship. I'm wondering, do you guys, are you guys affectionate towards each other? Not like we used to. Yeah. All right. It changes, it changes.
Starting point is 00:11:33 So a couple years ago, you said it's been about two years. a couple years ago, you and your sister and a lot, I guess, like, how did you guys get close? I went to go visit them at the campground because they'd go camping, like, all the time, and I went over there to hang out. And I was saying goodbye to everybody, and she had kissed me, and I'm just like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:11:51 Like, I was like, so I messaged her, like, hey, what was that about? And she said, uh, nothing you're drunk, go to bed. And so the next day, I hit her up, like, hey, like, nah, like, you never done that before, like, what's the issue? And she just said, well, you're like a nice guy, you're attractive, and, um,
Starting point is 00:12:07 I know I should have ever done that. And so we didn't like talk for like three weeks. And then out of nowhere she hit me up. And from there, it was on and popping. And we didn't start doing the thing right away. Like she wasn't all about it. She just like, you know, like I can't, we can't, you know. And it did take about, I don't know, eight months.
Starting point is 00:12:24 And then like from there, like it's a weekly thing now. Weekly? Weekly. Weekly thing you guys meet up? Yeah. Two, three times a week, yes. Damn. What?
Starting point is 00:12:33 Two three times a week. And you can't get enough for her. And she can't get enough for her. of you? No. When we have to let go, it's like, damn, we ran out of time. We got to, like, head out. We can't be here no morning. Like... Where does this happen? And you think about her all the time? Pretty much, yeah. Like, when I'm
Starting point is 00:12:47 working in the morning, we'll unblock each other. On block each other? Well, it's because they got caught, so they have to block each other. Yeah. So we're on her way home from Super Bowl, and I was pretty faded and had my phone plugged in the car play, and the messes popped up, and she just looked at me. I was just like, oh, my God, like, what's going to go down and on? Yeah. So she called her sister, her sister.
Starting point is 00:13:07 was just like ask Roberto. And so I just said, you know what? Like she was asking me some questions. I just told her like, I don't know anything. And she just pretty much said, GN, hard, hard, heart, heart. I said, I don't know what's up with her. So we were like going through it that night. And so I woke up the next morning and my wife's like, I want you to call her husband
Starting point is 00:13:24 and let him know what she did. And I'm just like, if I get a hold of him, it's going to come out, come out. So that day it was raining and he works construction. So he was home. And I told her, like, look, you need to get his phone. Like grab his phone. I'm going to text you. If you text me, make sure it's the right one.
Starting point is 00:13:40 So I text her saying, hey, I don't know what's up with your wife, like this and that, this and that. And she act like she was him. Oh, my God. Grab this phone. I'm so sorry about that. I don't mean to put our relationship and our problems with you guys, this won't happen again. Sorry about that. Roberto, I said, yeah, no problems.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Like, I just want to let you know, like, what's going on. And from there, she'd delete, delete, delete, and. So now you guys block each other. Okay. That makes sense. all of that. I have a knot in my stomach because of what's happening. Real quick, I have to ask you, when this happened?
Starting point is 00:14:13 Because you guys are kind of battling right now, should you get together, should you be together, or should you break it off? But if this was the moment where you could have said, like, yeah, it could have ended right there. Something kept you with your wife and something kept her with her man. You guys did not choose each other in that moment. yeah it's just because of a lot of going down and she like her kids are all from him and I don't know just I know it would have break up a lot of families and the way she feels towards that family already she really doesn't like them and I know it's going to be very bad so we just she don't like him he don't like his wife they already he already knows all of that
Starting point is 00:14:52 but it could go wrong like low-key maybe custody stuff low-key uh maybe maybe things of that nature you know does part of you think that there's just like so much attraction and thrill and butterflies just because it's an affair. And if you guys actually get together, it won't necessarily work out like it is right now. I think it would work out. There might be a little bumps in the road, but we're planning some stuff out
Starting point is 00:15:20 to eventually leave them, yes. I hope it's not murdering anybody. I know. No, no, never that. I can't want to spend the rest of my... I can't listen to Brown Bagging there. That's right. Well, actually, you can't chat with all the hope you're
Starting point is 00:15:34 They're inside listening. But definitely stay off that path. Yeah. Mauricio and Anaheim, what would you tell Robert? I don't think he needs dating advice. I think he's going to need witness protection after this. Oh, my God. Maybe he's confusing excitement with connection.
Starting point is 00:15:49 He has to figure out why he's checked out in the first place. Because he's talking crap on the wife, how are you going to talk crap on the wife and go date to a sister, you know? You're saying that the same person? Apparently, no, they're completely different and one is way better in the room. So that's his lot. Yeah, way better. That's his reasoning.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Different in there. Different experiences. One went to the kickbacks, the other one didn't. Pick wisely, I guess. Pick wisely, I guess. He's being his homie, bro. He's being his homie. We needed the guy's perspective.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Destiny and La Pente, Destiny, talk to us, Destiny. You've been hearing Robert. You've been hearing his story. He's in love with his sister-in-law wants to break it off with his wife and right into the sunset with his sister-in-law. She's also married, also has kids. So that's kind of just going to be their little, he's got a little obstacle in the way.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Destiny and La Puente, you said that this has happened in your family? Yes, good morning. How are you guys? Hi, Destiny. I'm over here whispering because I'm in my suagra's house and I don't want her to know the tea. Oh. Spill it.
Starting point is 00:16:51 I know. But I had to call him because I had two of my Tias, their sisters. One of them had a husband. And then they were together for some time. they even had two children together and who are my cousins. And then next to you know, like, the guy leaves my Dia and then goes and marries my other Dia. Wow. And so there was too much drama because it was too much drama and it became this big scandal in the family.
Starting point is 00:17:20 They moved to a whole different city so that they don't have to deal with the, like the whole thing. They're like running from it, right? They stayed there for, just when I was like, what, like maybe eight years or. So they left and they're still together, but every time we do like family functions or somebody gets sick or something happens, guess what? Either one Tia shows up or the other doesn't. Or, and then the guy is just like they're like nothing, literally. And then it's so crazy because we just had a family function. And I saw like the husband who created again this whole chaos because you're enabling these women to behave in a certain way and it's not okay.
Starting point is 00:18:00 if you know that they're not strong enough to be like, all right, I don't want to be with you. You know, like, get out of the damn drama. So then we were in this family function, and this guy looks so unhappy with, like, my dear. I'm like, why are you sitting up with this? And now they have kids who are now having to ask, how is that my sister, my cousin? My sister cousin. Well, baby, you've got to go ask your daddy and your mama. That's what you got to do.
Starting point is 00:18:25 And that's what happens. That's real life. Yeah. That's real life. And these questions go on to the kids and their identity. and they try to figure it out for themselves. It's the ramifications of something like this
Starting point is 00:18:37 go on and on. It's a trickle effect. But I'm wondering if he just divorces his wife. Yeah. Maybe he will then be open to other things. Don't expect anything from her. Let her show you.
Starting point is 00:18:54 Let her show you that she's for you. Yeah. By like like you just play your cards. Like hey, I'm divorced my wife because even if it wasn't you, I'm not happy. True. So then explore the options. Date.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Maybe you might find that one that does the things that she does and then some and then is your person and keeps you company and all of that so that you might just be able to explore. If you see her also make those moves, then maybe she's giving you the sign like she's giving you the effort. Yeah. No, you got to go out there, test the waters and stuff. You never know.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Like the sister, you know, the wife, they might have a cousin out there. You think it's one of those people. It doesn't have to be family, though. Yeah, it can be something else. Someone else is different. Something completely different. You don't have to ruin another family. Give your wife the chance to have her life.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Right now you're not, you're not doing that. She's probably all antennas up, intuition going, all of that. Yeah, she's stressing right now. Give her that chance. Should Greg be a good son or a bad son? Okay. Your parents told you not to give you any Christmas gifts. Yeah, they told me to not buy them any Christmas gifts this year.
Starting point is 00:19:56 But I feel bad. Because last year you got them a... I got them an ironing board and an iron. Because we needed one at the house, though. It was needed. So it's like, all right, I'm going to be a nice son and I'm going to get to an ironing board. Yeah, but you don't buy something you need. You buy something they want.
Starting point is 00:20:09 That's what they want. They were ironing their clothes like on their bed. Who decided that they needed it, though? You, after you asked them to iron something of yours and you're like, where the hell's your ironing board? Yeah, I told my mom. I always thought the older you get, you ask for stuff you need. See? See?
Starting point is 00:20:25 The older you get. Yeah. But, okay, but imagine you didn't. What have you asked for? Yeah, they didn't ask for it. Yeah. What have you asked for? Well, there's not many stuff I need, but I asked, you know, I asked for, like, toiletries.
Starting point is 00:20:38 I asked for, uh. Like what? Like, what are the target section with the little travel size or what? No, you know, like, buy me a cool cologne. Okay, but that's expensive. I'll take a cologne. But that, what's the average cologne? No.
Starting point is 00:20:52 120? Yeah. Oh, I wear a curve. You can still get that at Ross right now, dog. You get that at Ross. It's in that one thick-ass box? You're like, I want this. Yeah, like, who's in a stupid $20 curve bottle?
Starting point is 00:21:05 That's crazy. I'm God. Me. I'm telling my little ones right now. Like, I'm, like, I literally will, I've told them this past week, like, Miho, you don't have to get me anything just when you grow up, take care of me, yeah? Wow. And then Lisa would be like, yeah, because I'm the mom that's like, hey, when I'm old,
Starting point is 00:21:24 will you buy me flowers? I'm very much like that. Put it, implanted it now. So that later. They told him out. Because I'm building the men I want in the world. Should Greg get his parents give? Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Get him a gift. Don't be cheap. I'm going to get him concrete tickets. There you go. Hey, concrete, sharing birthday areas with Christmas and all of that. How was that growing up? Did they tell you like, hey, it's not your birthday, it's Christmas. Deal with it.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Yeah. What was that? Yeah, because it was always like, hey, you know, times you're tough. It's a cabron. Yeah. No, no, no, no, but I'm a dinner. but I will give a a regal
Starting point is 00:22:00 and it's for for your year for my people and I would hear that for most of my people's and then my parents were trying to make the best of it you know
Starting point is 00:22:07 during like during Christmas for the party like Noche Buena did they ever do a cake for you there? No no?
Starting point is 00:22:13 No it was always Because your birthday is 22nd but like very close I don't remember I don't remember I don't remember a cake on Christmas
Starting point is 00:22:19 I remember maybe a cake on my birthday but it was like just small you know I did have a few parties here and there but it was always like
Starting point is 00:22:27 hey people not show People would show up and they'll be like, hey, but I'll bring a gift on Christmas. On Christmas. In two days, yeah. When I see you again. Because my house was a house to come to. My parents were like, they would always host.
Starting point is 00:22:39 But I mean, it was never bad. I mean, I remember like two of my favorite birthday parties. One of them, my mom threw it. It was in Tepec in Mexico. And the whole town showed up. All the kids showed up. And I remember, like, that was really cool because they were like super excited. I remember my Tio walking in as a clown.
Starting point is 00:22:56 And he didn't think I knew. and I was like, Tio. I know. And it's too, Tio. Like, I don't care how much makeup you were, perro. You did it to you, dog. And then I remember the other Christmas was my dad taking me to Carl's Jr. That's amazing.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Yeah, like that to me was like, you know, one of the biggest things. Wow. That's really nice. Well, because I remember him telling him, like, we don't have a lot of money, but I'm going to take you Carl's Jr. You can order anything you want. Oh, that's sweet. And I remember being like, I'm going to order the double famous star. Double famous star?
Starting point is 00:23:26 The old famous story, yeah. With extra cheese. Yeah. And I mean, I'm just eating, just sitting right there eating. I just big old smile on my face. How old are you? Probably nine or ten. Nine, eight, eight, nine or ten.
Starting point is 00:23:38 So, yeah, that's probably my, my favorite one. That's so cute. You guys just. No, I'm serious. You guys are stupid. No, I'm serious, that's cute. That is nice. Like, if you haven't that core memory.
Starting point is 00:23:54 Yeah, it is. It really is. Have a double superstar for concrete on his birthday. No, I'm crying too. Yeah, that's it. It's pretty good. You're so dumb. No.
Starting point is 00:24:12 Angie, we did it. We made concrete cries. You guys were so dumb. I'm lying. It's a joke. I'm acting. Cut. Cut.
Starting point is 00:24:25 That didn't worry. You guys believed it all. You guys are so stupid. You're a good actor. You guys are so dumb. You believe anything. I pictured it. You guys believe anything you guys see me.
Starting point is 00:24:36 You guys believe everything. That's so dumb and weird. You get your dad right? No, no. No. No. No. Who does that?
Starting point is 00:24:45 Why would I cry about a burger? Double famous star. Double famous star with cheese. Yeah. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help? We need your head. We need a line.
Starting point is 00:24:59 I mean phone line. We got you for. The homie help line. Armando needs our help. Armando sent us a DM and said, Brownback, it's Armando. I lied big time and now it's stressing me the hell out. He said, I'm about to hit 30, which should be a celebration.
Starting point is 00:25:17 But instead, my parents are treating it like a deadline. They're on me every day. My ho and la novi? When are the grandkids coming? Don't forget, you're not getting any younger. Here's the T. I am a gay man. And my parents?
Starting point is 00:25:35 Super churchy Christians. But they think I'm straight because I used to have a girlfriend back when I was a teenager. So for the past few years, I've been dodging their questions or saying, I just like being private mom, or I make excuses like I'm focused on my career, or that I hate the dating process. Recently, I panicked and invented a fake girlfriend just to show. shut them up. I said her name is Carla and she has beautiful light brown skin and long black hair. I basically just described my fave batty, Jen Ortega. It bought me some time, but now my mom's been
Starting point is 00:26:12 asking me more questions about her, like where she lives and works, plus even cooking extra food for me to take to her when I say I'm going to go see her. And my dad's already trying to give me to show him pictures. A be, to be her. A be her. And he said, now I'm stressed because they want to meet her and I'm over here thinking I might have to tell one of my girls to come pretend to be my girlfriend just to keep up the lie.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Oh, Armando. He said, imagine me pulling up to Thanksgiving dinner with a fake Carla praying she doesn't break character. So Brownback, what do I do? I'm afraid of them disowning me and kicking me out. Do I break their hearts and tell them the truth that Carla doesn't exist and their son actually likes boys? Or do I keep running this scam until I get caught?
Starting point is 00:26:59 Huh. I don't know. Just don't go to things good with a stuffed turkey, perritho, you know what I'm saying? The turkey baster. For sure. Okay. I think he should come out because I have a family member that I don't know if he has or hasn't yet, but it's messed up the way that they treat him.
Starting point is 00:27:24 because we know. They're trying to get it out of them? But my grandpa is like the biggest like... Yeah, he's anti. Yeah, so that's why it's like, I feel like he should. I was like, dude, let him be, let him be, let him be. They're just like, no, don't tell him, don't tell him. Got you.
Starting point is 00:27:41 I guess his deal is not only, I guess that parts of it, but then like the other part is he legit made this like orchestrated, like story line, AI photos. Like that one time you were in a booth and you AI'd a girl that's next to you eating and it was not really there. He's done that. He's done that and it's just photos
Starting point is 00:27:58 of Geno Ortega and him. That's right. Yeah. I know. I don't. A be when we presentes. Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:06 And so he's like, bruh, they're asking for her should I have one of my home girls come through and like pretend? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Or should I just like, I don't know, just call it what it is. I'm afraid of them disowning me and kicking me out which is a real thing and my heart does go out too.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Yeah. To people in this predicament. because that is tough. Do I break their hearts and tell them the truth that Carla doesn't exist and their son actually likes Carlos? Or do I keep running this scam until I get caught?
Starting point is 00:28:35 It's the holidays too. That's the thing I was thinking like that's the tricky time because again disowning or even just going through family drama what if they don't get over it by like nah, nah, because I'm a bit. I want to.
Starting point is 00:28:48 I want drama. The whole holiday is about family trauma. What's the holidays without no family drama? Yeah, it's just your season this time. Oh, it's about to be about him. Yeah, on season 30, it's all you, bro. Should I have, Amando? Stop.
Starting point is 00:29:06 What? I'm just saying that the first thing he should be like, you know, would it mean a turkey having common? Oh, God. Oh, God. Say it. That'd be great. You know, imagine?
Starting point is 00:29:16 Like, peekaboo. I see you. Have you been in this situation? where you created a whole fake relationship because you really didn't want to tell your parents the truth. How should Armando go about this? Okay? He knows if I say this, I know how my parents are.
Starting point is 00:29:37 They're just super anti-I've felt it. He's probably not felt safe enough. It's 30 years. He hasn't felt safe enough to like say something before this. I guess he does at least because he's talking to us about it. He has a little bit of confidence. He's like maybe I can't do something. He should.
Starting point is 00:29:53 Or should I bring my home girl to pretend to be this girlfriend? Nah. And then, I don't know, maybe they break up during. And then he's like, you know what? Carla didn't be so dirty? I'm going to get with her brother. You know what? Make a fake fight?
Starting point is 00:30:07 Let us know what you would do in this situation or what Armando should do, okay? Let's help the homie out, man. That takes big courage to hit us about it, knowing that all everyone's going to do is clown over here. He'll be a lot happier. He needs to put his happiness before anybody else. Will he really love? Do you know the family's never going to look at the same? Absolutely. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:30:26 As long as you're happy and you can walk around and with your head up high. Be free. That's true. You know, you can just be sassy whenever you want to be sassy. Andrew, what would you tell him? Straight up, tell your parents, bro. Tell your parents. Because, look, at the end of the day, like, straight up, love conquers all.
Starting point is 00:30:44 His parents are going to love him, all right? It's the only parents he has. All right. They're not going to disown on them. I'm like, even like, even like, okay, if they're like involved in the church, my homie, like, Ricky, his family was involved in the church and he was involved with them as well. Yeah. But he eventually came out and he kind of did it the same way too. It was like a Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 00:31:05 But he didn't bring no girlfriend. He brought like his actual boyfriend. Whoa. And yeah, like the end of the day, like yeah, like they, you know, it was a great Thanksgiving. Oh, they still had fun. Yeah. Had a good time. It's beautiful, man.
Starting point is 00:31:18 Do you think, does your homie, like, would he have done it? sooner if he knew how it would have been received by the family? Oh, how yeah. No, no. Like, he even told me, he's like, I don't know why it took so long. Like, because his dad's like, you know, real, you know, machismo, you know, you know, all that stuff. And, yeah, like, you know, he was really against it.
Starting point is 00:31:36 But the fact that he was like, no, you know, like, I'd rather, you know, my equal come out to me straight out. You know, be honest with me instead of him living a lie around me all the time. Thank you for your call, bro. I appreciate it. Yeah, you kind of end up finding out what the reaction is. Right now you're in fear and probably. and probably intimidated by what you think it might be, but not necessarily knowing, like,
Starting point is 00:31:54 your parents are there to love you, they're ready. Unless you have some really hard dads. No, and to be honest, I feel like, I mean dads. I feel like parents know. Anna and Manabello, what would you tell Armando, Anna? Good morning, Brownback. I mean, I know what he's going through because I came out to my parents
Starting point is 00:32:10 when I was, like, 28 years old with my first, like, serious girlfriend. It was really hard at first because, you know, my parents, like, super, like, old school Mexican, Catholics that were just like, you know, we don't want to see it. I don't believe it. You, and then it came up like, obviously like I had these like boyfriends, boyfriends, a quote unquote, right, that I would bring around.
Starting point is 00:32:30 And, you know, they'd be like, oh, you had this boyfriend and oh, you had this. And I'm just like, okay, but no, they weren't real. And they were my imaginary friends. They caught on after a while. And, you know, at first it was really hard because, oh, you know, Dios not te va care like this, you know, God doesn't like this and all that stuff. So, you know, I'd be like, oh, I'm praying for you. You know, you're, you're going to get through this and blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:32:55 But anyway, like, I mean, here we are, like, almost seven years later. Like, our family is, like, the closest has ever been. Oh, nice. It is really, really hard at first, especially when you have, like, you know, the old school Mexican religious family. Right. But, you know, it turns out, you know, that there's bigger issues in the world, you know, especially when my two cousins started dating.
Starting point is 00:33:15 So that was a whole, you know, kind of destructive. Wait, what? Whoa. Hold on. Round bag exclusive. Chill out, Joanna. You know what? It's fine that I'm gay.
Starting point is 00:33:25 At least my no cousins that did my other cousin. Joanna, chill. A la Prima's see what happened here. What? Wait, what happened, Joanna? Well, long story short, one of my cousins came from Mexico and they kind of like, they were living under the same roof. My aunt, how should I put this?
Starting point is 00:33:45 Okay, so my two aunts are sisters. Yeah. Both of their kids, my aunt from here, said, I'll take your daughter so she can come to school here. Yep. You know, they like, you know, like. So then your cousin from Mexico came and lived with your Tia and your Tia's kid, which I'm assuming is a boy. Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:06 So they're cousins. And so then, yeah. And so then basically, I mean, I don't know. They fell in love with each other. I don't know. Oh, my God. First cousins. Yeah, primos, brothers.
Starting point is 00:34:16 First cousin. Oh my God. Is that illegal? Yeah. Well, actually, you have to look at it up. Different states have different laws. No, legit. Yeah, no, it's legal here in California.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Legal? Yeah. Oh, hell no. How the hell do you know? No. You don't have to look it up. Oh, because they tend it too big that he can date his cousin. I don't want to date my cousin.
Starting point is 00:34:37 What? Just kiss them. No, that wasn't me. That was my cousin. Anyway, we're, we're, right. Okay, back to you, baby girl. Back to you, baby girl. Yeah, no, this happened.
Starting point is 00:34:46 a while ago. So, like, I mean, right now they have, they have two kids. No! No! No! Hey, that's my app. Anna! Cousin, brother, brother, cousin. Are the kids okay, or do they look like lizards or what's going on?
Starting point is 00:35:04 Oh. You know, their kids are okay. Very good. All right. What? I'm just asking. That's a real question. Bad question. Bad question. I like it. I know, though. You're like, hey, look over there. My cousins are kissing. Why are you sneak in a girl in your house? They're always like, oh, well, how are you going to explain to your kids that you're with a woman?
Starting point is 00:35:26 I'm like, how are my cousins going to explain to their kids that they're, you know, and their cousins? Yeah, Anna, thank you. This is a wild story. I appreciate you. Hold on the line. Hold on. You deserve a little sum of something for your. She going to do a lot.
Starting point is 00:35:42 She's, me too. Maybe her, her partner, her cousin, and her other cousin. You got a four-packed You can take it It's a magic mountain That's like a roller coaster right there And the two gremlins They're not gremlin
Starting point is 00:35:55 They're regular, they're normal They're fine It's not their fault It's not The two Stop They came out funny They got like it
Starting point is 00:36:06 They got like it You know what? You know what? We just can't We just can't We just can The Kore, outfuerra, Aya.
Starting point is 00:36:16 The Mijomista's Aya. Si's a... Brown-N-O-N-Sajornis. Good morning to you. We have our favorite prima in here, Snow, the Prado! Yeah!
Starting point is 00:36:29 Can we play in on Sadoo with Snow? I'm dead. Okay, we do this, and it's usually with people that suck at Spanish. I'm dead. You don't. I feel like you know
Starting point is 00:36:38 all the different dialects of Spanish. You don't know what, I bet you. All right, so you want to go Let's go. What? Let's go. Let's go. Dog, what? All right. Your name is your buzzer. So if you know the word, you say snow or you say con. Cool. Let's get it. Splinter in Spanish.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Snow. What is it? Mostilla. Yes. That's good. Yeah. Thank God. We're starting? Yes. All right. Wow. Okay, okay, okay, okay. That was hard. That was hard. Sheesh. Well, this is weird.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Handcuffs in Spanish. Put me those Esposas That's That's That's That's That's
Starting point is 00:37:19 That's I'm Spososos Oh Con Sposas Okay Taken by your man
Starting point is 00:37:26 Wow Wow That's crazy On a On a On a technicality Okay
Starting point is 00:37:33 Okay I'm gonna say The word In Spanish You're You're You're What
Starting point is 00:37:35 It is in English Your Name is your buzzer Okay Lombis Kahn Worm Worm
Starting point is 00:37:43 Two to one. I drew a blank. Honestly, it's because the Lord having to say my name. It's because I have those. I have those right now. I'm dead.
Starting point is 00:37:51 I'm hungry as hell, though. I get my lumbriz is going off right now. Hevilla. Your name is your buzzer. Hevilla. Hevilla. Oh,
Starting point is 00:38:00 no, Evilla, your buckle, your belt buckle. What the hell? No, no, I was going to say that, but you said Hevilla,
Starting point is 00:38:06 and I was like, I don't know. That's a good word. Evilla. Yeah, it's a bit. Yeah. It's a fucking H right there. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Yeah, it's silent. Yeah, Evilla. What I say? Hebia. What the hell is that? What the hell? I still get that. I said my name.
Starting point is 00:38:21 Yeah, she did say. She did. Two to two. Two to two. And you're going to say. Largarthijas. Con. Caria.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Well, sorry. Caught. You said. Jumping Jax. I'm saying. Jumping Jax? Do you have an answer? No.
Starting point is 00:38:35 Push-up. Oh, yeah. That's how you're doing a workout, that's how you don't work out. No, you just won. The reason. Oh. Like I think of you were right
Starting point is 00:38:48 Congratulations Hey Vic Greg You didn't know any of the words on No me neither bro I was like what the hell And big up snow Yeah
Starting point is 00:38:59 So the product You gotta check out that video Snow is she a no savo or not Of course she's not a no sabo She's like the most saboest Of the sabo right now She definitely knows She's sbado higante
Starting point is 00:39:09 I like it I don't know if she will Okay look Bigot-Iroar girl, Snowman. She's literally the one that takes on all, like, look you know, like the photo of the soldier, taking all the hits for the things I can see. That's another product.
Starting point is 00:39:24 And whether, unfortunately, it's a really hard task heavy as the head, but I think that she takes it on in stride. So we were able to talk to her about so many things. And, you know, throughout this whole year, clearly lots of been going down in our community. And we also saw how Becky G is speaking up. Yeah. But often when I see people on Becky G's comments,
Starting point is 00:39:42 it's always about snow. and Snow about Becky. They want them to collab. So we asked Snow while we had her in here if there would be a collab in the works. Check this out. Well, she and I have spoke personally. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:52 Like we've talked about mental health and family and expectations and whatever. And I think I've never been the type of person that like the moment that I meet somebody like, let's take a picture. Like I always really am like you build the relationship.
Starting point is 00:40:06 I want to know, you know. I want to know you. Like also a lot of times I get advice from like how do you deal with it? because I can't deal with the hate that much. Like, I'm a very nervous, anxious person, you know? So I'm like, at her level, you know, she's been doing this for a very long time
Starting point is 00:40:21 and has had some very big responsibility on her for a very long time and people, you know, have her under the microscope. So I rather sometimes just, like, hear advice. There you go, snow the product. Let's go. Yeah. I respect it. I respect it, man.
Starting point is 00:40:34 She goes through a lot and I know people are always like, where's the music at? It's like, hey, we need to fix our mental health. We need to, like, shape that. You know, Some product opened up to us a lot with our sit down on her. And again, someone that's been super vocal about everything that's going down for years, not just right now, not just on social media, through her music in real life. That's another product.
Starting point is 00:40:56 And she made a really, really interesting point about how people wait till someone passes away to be a legend. Hear her thoughts. As Mexican American women, I will say that we're never appreciated until we're gone. And I'm pretty sure we can see that. So I don't plan on being gone to be appreciated. It appreciate me or don't. At the end of the day, I have a child to raise, I have a family to love,
Starting point is 00:41:16 and I have a beautiful place where I do a lot of great creating, and I invite all of y'all to come through and, like, see it, and, like, let's make things and let's collaborate and let's try to change the world in a positive way. But other than that, like, I don't know. I tried running away. I can't. I guess my got big bobb-hs.
Starting point is 00:41:31 You do. Somebody got to do it, and I don't know what I'm saying. There you go. Snow the product. Dude, you got to check out the full interview with Brownback Mornings and Our Prima, Snow the product, man. Make sure you check out her album that's out now before I crash out.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Check out the tours going down on Riverside starting March of next year. Snow the product. Mucha, thanks as always. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. For coming into Brownback mornings. Keep it here.
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