Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 628 2025 Recap of the Year! 🎊 | Brown Bag Mornings (12/30/25)

Episode Date: December 30, 2025

The Brown Bag crew celebrates the end of the year by recapping their wildest highlights, ranging from Letty's prestigious media award to Concrete's near-death experience choking on a rookie-year icebreaker. The comedy peaks as the hosts debate the "flagrant foul" of putting sour cream on tamales, roast Vic for his one-year anniversary tattoo, and hear a shocking Homie Helpline update from Roberto, who finally called it quits with both his wife and her sister. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎇]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more Brownback, the better. Come on. Paran 106, Brownback mornings, we recapping the year. Yeah. But we cannot recap the year here on Paran 106 here on Brownback mornings without recapping low-key the highlights of our lives. Oh, yeah. Okay, we are running through the best moments of each individual on Brownbag, all right?

Who wants to go first? I want to go first. You want to go first? I want to go first. Okay. Greg's moment is... When I got called a pan You guys remember that?

No You have to be more specific Okay It was a caller right Yes Oh the caller's fighting you Yes You were here concrete

You were here You were here You were here Yes They always wanted to fight me And they called me a pan And then now My Instagram comments

Anything I do now No no no No like you agitated them I didn't agitated them They stood up for themselves And then you wanted to fight them Let's hear it for ourselves Here is Greg versus listeners

Back in Culver cities Yeah, what's up, everyone? How we feeling? It's not 2006, bro. Talk normal. Leave them alone. Everybody. Hey, Zach. Hey, you gotta be at least 5'10, Greg, to talk like that.

You live in. He lived in Culver City. He is 5'10, actually. Hey, Zach. Oh, speaking to high, how tall are you, bro? Five ten. Oh, my. Shut up here, right.

All right, y'all mean over here. Cheating's for losers, bro. Oh, she can't. Oh, yeah. That's right. Mexican men don't cheat. Especially ones named Zach. Mexican name Zach, don't you.

Your name is Greg. What do you mean? Greg, don't be the one that goes out of his name. I've never met a Mexican Greg in my life. Go for toe, toe. Come on now. All I heard was valid arguments from Zach, not going to lie. Screw you, Zach.

And you came at Zach first, bro. You always come at the listeners. Like, that's the story of Greg. Oh my God, why is Greg always the first one? to start barking. He's always like, all right, can I go? Can I go? Yeah.

Every time she wants to jump on a listener. Screw you. Let me at him. Shout out to Mexican, Zach. Shout out to all the callers that called in and went toe to toe with Gregory. You know, Greg, you get angry, but loki, you want something to happen out of this. What are you trying to do in 2026? I try to fight one of these fools, dog.

You're for real. I'm for real. He wasn't just throwing a tantrum after a bad call. He really wants to fight a listener. Watch, they're all going to doubt me, and I'm going to knock one of them out. Knock one of them out. This isn't like WWE because I know you're playing

like the Ray Mysterio's kid. Dumb? Yeah. You're trying to be like that full but that's kind of scripted like what did you say scripted? It's not scripted storyline.

Predetermined outcomes. Pretetermined outcomes, right? I'm going to fight one of these foods. But Boxing is its own thing dog. Yeah. All right. Can't wait to see Greg. Let me out.

Let me out. Let me out. Let me hear. Comey. I'll show you. 2026. Greg versus listener. Yes.

Okay. A listener favorite is you, Angie. The listeners just love you, Angelica. Because I have embarrassing moments. You do. I really do. And your moment of 2025. From all of them, which fall of the change is the top? I haven't flipped in like Friday. But that's like a whole thing. And that honestly. Okay, now T.M.I. So milk of magnesium. No, honestly. And then milk of magnesium. Somebody give her a smooth moves.

I haven't backed up for days. Oh my God. Angie. I know. Literally, when I was getting up here right on the elevator, I was thinking, I'm like, oh, my God, I think like this week I only poop like twice. And you got the Lodo offstock right now. TMI, Angie. TMI.

Yeah, that's disgusting. TMNG. How is it disgusting if nothing comes out? Yeah, no, it's true. You actually have a point. Yeah, it's just ballsed up inside. It's because it looks like you have a hernia, but it's just crap. I thought you were pregnant.

Nothing bloated. Wait, Adj, you still constipated to this day? Honestly, like, look he's mid-year. Yeah, and so ever since, I'm like, I never really, like, counted it, right? And so it's been a thing. So, like, maybe a couple weeks ago, I went to Sovang. And I noticed, Lettie, I kid you not, the last time that I actually went to the restroom was Thursday. And I went to the restroom again, Monday.

Four days? Yeah. But, but, but I think this is what's going wrong with me. Digestion issues? for sure, and then it's because I eat a lot of bread. Like, I love bolillo. Like, I'll just sit down and eat. That doesn't do that to you.

Cheese does that to you. Yeah, well, I didn't know. And I cannot help it. You're in cheese bread. And pizza and all that. Eating bread, get you constantly. You had a little. It's just my excuse to be fat.

And so how long is this been doing? Honestly, like, happening since I don't know. My early 20s. What? It's been a thing. So when you go, you go. No. I don't like that.

What is it? Like, if we're already here, with your TMI, what happens when? It's not even a Mutslide. What is it? Like, honestly, the Muts like, quote unquote, TMI. Oh, my God, I'm going to really see this. Here we go. No, we're here.

More TMO? We have another Tijuana. It's 20, 25 out strong. Yeah. When I drink tequila and I eat, oh my God, it messes up my stomach. It's a month. It's a lot. I'm trying to do when I drink whiskey.

Yeah, dude, like, oh. That's your diuretic? Yeah. Like, that's the formula. Wow. We have some shots. Yeah. Shut, shot.

I need her Surrando. Gever tequila and molley right now. By the way, yes, bread can cause constipation, right? Yeah, and I love the yeast. I love that. Especially low in fiber bread, like white bread, Angelica. Yeah, Bolillo, right?

That's Bolio? Yeah, white bread. Okay, Angie, I know. I wish you more poops in 2026. More poops, they're healthy. More poops, more farts. Actually, let rip one right now. Fart.

No. Fart! Fart! Fart! Yes, you can't. That's an Aphrodisiac in some countries. It is. Yeah.

I don't even know what that is. India. You don't know what an aphrodisiac is? No. An aphrodisiac is something that makes someone harv-hing. Oh, I guess I'm not. Something that gives them a bottle. Oh, my God.

You know? Yeah. Every time I go to the restroom analogy, I'm going to be thankful that I can poop. Yeah, you should. Yes, you should. I'm honestly, I'm low-key jealous of all of you guys that always say like, oh, I took my morning dump. Not me. Dude.

Morning. Morning. I do three a day. Three in the morning. Sometimes two in the morning. Yeah, sometimes two in the morning. I do three a day. But now I'm going to think of you, Angie.

Just be like, well, Angie can't do this. I bet. I can't. Those were the moments of Greg and Angie. Stay tuned for Vic, Concrete and me. Greg, it was that you fight with fans. Yeah. And Angie is that you fight with your bowels.

Yeah. Yeah. Fighting demons in the bathroom. Just trying to get them out of me. Release this demon. I know. And then it's like a little pebble. She has poop coming out of her stomach like,

she probably has like a poop stool at home. No, I need that actually. Can we get mine out of the way? Because mine is super cringy and I just want to date. Let's do it. Let's do it. So this year, I won my first ever award. I won a Gracie Award.

Check this out. This is big news. Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm so happy for my baby. I just saw it. Yeah, Letty. And I didn't know what that was. And you explained it to us. Like, this is like something big, especially for us in media.

Yes. So there's like a coalition for women in media. And I'm looking on the Hollywood Reporter. And it literally says that I won one. I was like, wait, what? Speed. I won it for a host morning drive major market. It's crazy to even win something like this and just be one of us. Like, I'm just one of you fools. No, you're not. You're special.

You are. I mean, not hurt the comments. You are the boys of L.A. Don't say that. If I were to do his speech, I would lead with a Kid Cutty bar. This is for all the kids like me. Day and night. She's crying. She's bawling, guys. She's bawling. She's bawling. Well, we meet kids, and they see us, and we're having, like, that's my favorite thing.

To meet our little listeners and to, because I know why I started loving radio and I would listen to one as a kid. I don't want. Yeah. And then she's like, I'm on the pursuit of happiness. Shout out to my husband. She's practicing her speech. He watched the boys while I would pursue this and vice versa. We got each other's back.

See? Thank you, George. You guys are making a woman's award about a man. You're making a woman. Remember that meaning about you getting hired? I'm canceling it. Okay. I know you're the boys at L.A.?

Stop! Wait. I know you're the boys A belet But what the hell Does it? How much did you have to pay for that, that's crazy?

She does not pay for it It's because she does Chase the voice in ballet Okay You're annoying And why do you sound like Joe Coy right now What have you got it?

Nothing Lettie, you're the boyce bellet No that's not true He won a girl award I want a girl award Hey, you never been on a boat. Shut up. Shout out to everybody that's won awards this year.

If it's an attendance award, if it's like, hey, you finish the program award. All the awards. They all matter. The boys have L.A. To more awards in 2026. All of us. But let's go to you, Boys of L.A. The boys.

The boys. The boys. I'll tell you straight out. It was my first time. It was my first time. I've never choked on a little one before. What? Oh, wait. No, wait.

What? Wait. You usually choke on a big one? Wait. It's concrete moment on brown bag. Yes, I've never choked on a little icebreaker before. And it happened, I don't know, it was it like, it was like, it first week. Yeah, it was like my rookie.

You're still a rookie. Yeah. It was my rookie year. No, no, no, my rookie week, my rookie week. It was like, I'm, you know. You still. But no, I had just got drafted. I just forced your way into.

What do you mean I forced my way into? Can we just hear it? It's here for us. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Where the hot chito's at? He's the one that puts his arm on the desk, goes down to eat the hot chito. That comes to school with the pencil and paper and that's it.

They miss, they miss. Can I borrow paper? This is a really good song. Go die in the nurse's office. Can you go die outside, please? Oh my God. Go die in the nurses. And then it just got stuck in the back.

Like, you know, a little pocket right there in the back of your throat? Why are you eating in glass? I didn't know what to say right now. You guys are like, I'm dying and you guys are like, get out. What are you being? Can somebody do the heimlich? That is out of control. All seven of you, you guys, nobody got up.

Somebody called Sweet James or something. Somebody. Concrete. Hey, can you go down? Can you get out? That was crazy, dog, because I was literally done. And I'm like, wow. Wow.

Go see. The worst part of it is like the gibberish we're talking about. It's like, especially like it's like, lo-boobo. It's like, nonsense. It's like, especially six months later, it's like, what the hell are we even speaking about? Yeah. Imagine those are that, that's the last thing you're here. Yeah.

It's just a bunch of, it's a bunch of oddity news, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's what I'm saying? It's random. He's over, hoo-uh. And now he sees looboos in his dreams, the baboos, corido. Your face the whole time was hilarious. I was dying. Let that be a lesson to you.

Never put pop a mint in your mouth. If you're going to be around someone, you don't be laughing. Yes. That was a very embarrassing moment, but I don't think this year anyone had the more embarrassing moment. Even with Greg fighting with listeners. Me crying on the radio. Angie. Koo-Kee-M-R-T-M-I.

Concrete's choking. Then Victor. Yes. This year will be a year you have ingrained in your skin. Yes. Because it's the year that you got a tattoo of your girlfriend, Jordan. Oh, my God. Yes.

This is what he got in the time. The tattoo hurt around the world. Yes. This is like really, really serious for Vic. A year. A year is a lot. It's because it's different. Like, she's the one.

Yeah. She's really nice, man. She's really nice. She's the one tatted on your whole arm. That's right. If she were to get it, tight it do you want her to tie it like Rosecrans Vick, Vic or Victor? Nah, word on Rosecrans. That's a good one.

That's good one. She doesn't got you tatted, bro? No, I don't want her to. What? Her body's a temple. Does she have any text? Yeah, does she have text? Of her daughter.

So she can get a ted if she wanted to. If she wanted to. McHalo. Conkrie has his girl. I got my wife tatted. There's a big difference. Totally. Totally.

I'm totally. That's crazy. That's crazy, dog. That's crazy. Thank you. Who does that? Rosecrans big. Because if there's no way.

There's no way. You can't cover that. Because what about if like in three weeks she's like, never mind. Then that's the risk that took. Let me see. What are you going to do with that? He puts Michael on the other side.

But it's Jordan. It's spelled Jordan with the Y. That's okay. They misspelled Michael Jordan. What has her family said? They're like, damn, what's so big? Her dad was like, you wouldn't do that? Because they know.

They know. She just hasn't told you. That's her dad. Oh, Vic. But it's here and guess what At the end of the year You got that wind? June June

You're still thriving, bro Yeah, still thriving Everything's still going pretty well Got one There I got another one on the other side My dad It's a risk he's willing to take And loves a risk, carnal

I have a question Yes So at that time we still didn't know What she was gonna get you What did she get you for your anniversary? My anniversary What did she get me? If you got it that long

It's great Yeah, I don't remember. Wasn't that cool? Yeah. Just love and support. There we go. That's enough. A prayer.

She's very faithful. What did she get me? I don't know. That's my mask. No, no, no, no. Don't start this argument now. I got a freaking huge-ass forearm tattoo. And I didn't.

People on Instagram love and support me for. That's crazy. Yeah. That's free. Got cooked again. She clicks the link. That's crazy. She supports.

It looks great. And you don't. match it up with your other forearm. Amazing. 2026 feels like there's going more tattoos and store in your life, bro. For sure. Shout my boy Rock Roll G. We're going crazy. I see it. I see it. All these tamales have me full A.F.

I'm so full, bro. Don't y'all feel like it? Yeah. But I love to tell us. Don't like. We just had morning tamales. Oh, you know what? But I like it. Like, that's my breakfast. I like it too when I can just take a nap after. Do no? No. No lie? With crema.

Yeah. Oh, you don't like sour cream, though. I'm with you con That's weird You all put sour cream I get crema on certain things But crema on tamales Yeah, that's out of control

You rub it all over You rub it all over You're lying You're lying I had some yesterday With cream Oh crema dog? Yeah

I've seen it with cream Or mayonnaise I honestly probably won't eat it Without crema What? Hot take right there What about you concrete To me it's just regular

Like no That's like putting Maynays on toastada Seveche Yes. I do that too. That's a fracring foul. That's a flagrant foul, for me.

The other Raider friends agree. Is this a Raider fan? I know, I know that a lot of people do that, you know. It's bomb. I don't know. I would just never put definitely not sour cream on my tamar. No, I feel like if you have to add all that stuff, that that's not a good tamal. Like a tamal on its own is bon.

It's a bar. A saltita is a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like maybe like some salsae. I like it wet. Yeah, no, because sometimes when you order it, When you order it on the streets, they'll ask you, look, is prepared it for you.

So good. In the carrito. My whole life. Yuck. I don't do it at home because I'm like, extra steps. I'll just like roast it on the top. Extra steps. It is.

What do you do that? God forbid I have to get the sour cream out of this. Seriously. And then I have to wash the spoon. It's a lot thing. No, so normally what we do like in the morning, it's like we just roast them and they come. Okay, but what is it?

That's it. You agreed with his sour cream. So what do you do to it? Oh, literally just the sour cream. You spread it all over the tamal and then same thing with a bunch of salsa. Yes, exactly. And the cheese. Yes.

Gesa cotija. Woo! Now we're talking. Yeah. Preparado. I just don't think that's necessary. It's not, but it's just extra. It's not necessary.

It's not necessary. You guys need to step your tamal game up. How do you eat your tamales, Greg? Raw dog. You like that. Like you said, it's the best way to eat it. Yeah. All meat in your mouth.

Probably don't even use a fork. You don't need a fork. You don't need a fork. You can literally eat it. You eat it like a burrito. Yeah. You eat it like a burrito? You guys see it.

Oh, I didn't know. You never had things to do. You eat it while you're going and doing stuff. No, no, no. That's a sit down. That's a sit down. Yeah. With fork?

Yeah. I put it in a blender and drink it. What? I just gobbled it down. I didn't know. I snorted it. Oh, you know. Took a tamalo into the head.

Oh, a masa. Yeah, tamalito right there. Something I realized the other day while I was watching Instagram, and this is going to make me feel so stupid. If anyone wants to join in on something that made them feel stupid, please, please help me, because I'm going to sound really dumb. Okay. Someone bought a chia pet, right?

Mm-hmm. Did you guys know that it's chia seeds? Oh, my God. Did you know that? Yeah. That says it in the commercial. No, it says chit-ch-chia. Yeah, but exactly.

That's the theme song. But I didn't know One, when I was a kid, I know freaking chia seeds existed. It says chia seeds in the commercial. I never saw the commercial. Put the water and it grows. Yes, I saw that.

Are you being serious by then? I'm being serious. I'm being serious. But then I was eating the, like I put chia on my avocado toast and I was watching Instagram and I was like, oh, it's the same thing. The chia seeds we eat is the chia seeds that give you a chia pet. She's like, oh, it's going to grow inside my body.

Yeah. Oh, my. All right. That made me feel stupid. I didn't know that chia seeds are in a chia pet. I thought that was his own thing. I thought it was grass. I thought it was grass.

It was crazy how it grows on the commercials. Yeah. And it doesn't in real life. Yeah. That's the real I was watching. It's like someone waiting days and days for the chia pet to grow. And I was like, oh, dang, there's chia seeds and chia pet. Watching it grows the real, the cool part.

I never had one. Yeah, same. Anybody else was stupid lately? Any finding out some obvious stuff or anything? Oh. that Santa wasn't actually red Oh, you scared me Wait, red? What do you mean? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

He became red because of Coca-Cola? Yeah. Wait, what? Partly allegedly. What color was he was more? You need to do trigger warnings before you do something like that. Yeah, because you scared him. Trigger warning.

So what color was he? She was like different colors. Rainbow? No, like blue Santa, green Santa. Like, there was different types of Santas. Yeah. I didn't know that. But I get, well, I don't know

because it was a meme that I saw, so I don't know how true those are. Maybe Google was Santa originally in a red suit. You're so dumb. Anybody else? You just feel smart all the time? No. No, no, no.

No, he wasn't in a red suit. Anything? Yeah, anything. Okay. I was at a meeting greet and, you know, people get super excited to see me, right? So this guy comes up to me and he's like, shaking. And I'm like, oh my God, this guy. I was like, dude, it's going to be okay.

I'm here. I'm real. He was like, I was like, stop shaking. He's like, no, man. You know? Oh, what? He has Parkinson's. He had Parkinson's a peace.

And I was like, oh, my bad, dog. No, cock. I did. I thought it was stupid and then no he conceded him. I was like, oh, dude, I thought this guy was super excited to me, me, dog. So I'm going to find out he has Parkinson's. Oh, my gosh. He's like, no, it's all good, dog.

It happens all the time. You win. You know what has made you feel stupid for me? it was that chia pets are actually made with chia seeds. As obvious as that sound until you fools, I didn't know chia seeds existed when I was five. To the name. No, I know, but I didn't know they were a seed.

I don't know, chia seeds existed. I thought they were part of yogurt later. Whatever. I find out there actually chia seeds that make the chia pet. Felt stupid. Victor, what made you feel stupid? I thought barbacoa was barbecue. You're an idiot.

No. Get out of here. Get out of you. Like, you're serious. I'm serious. How did you find out? Just right now. How?

You know what I thought. Wait, why? How? Because I never knew what it meant, but I was like, it was barbecue. And then I was like, nah. It can be barbecue. But I'm too afraid to ask somebody what it means. Every time we go for barbacoa, there's never ribs.

It's always. I don't know. I just always assumed it was barbecue. What is it? It's a way. It's a seasoning. It's a way. Why is it so close to barbecue?

It's not. It's not. It's just the name. Barbacoa. Barbecue. Barbecue. Q. He's not, he's onto something. You're not, you're not wrong. You're not wrong.

You're not wrong. But that's like the same thing of saying embarrassed and, and pregnant. Same. Yeah, well, I just, I, two different words just so happen to be connected by letters. I feel very stupid about it. Yeah, yeah. Embarrassated.

Embarrassated. Angie? Dude, honestly, every time I go to a restaurant and I have to order eggs, I get, I feel really stupid because, like, I like, I can order them in Spanish, but like, in English, I'm like, I don't know, like, the yema bien-coceded. So I don't know what that is. So my go-to is always like...

Sunny's that up? No, scrambled. No, you just ordered them. You made me uncomfortable. You said over hard. And I was like... Oh my God. Not so much, actually.

But that's the thing. It's because the opposite's over-easy, right? I don't know. I want it over-difficult. Then what do you say? What about over-easy? Over-easy or... Under, under.

Under-harm. Under-Easy. Under-A-Hard. Under-A-d-d-d-d-d-vance. I want them pre-meen Oh Geez Too far?

Too way too far It's the recap of 2025 A lot was going down A lot went viral Not just ST for Nevermind But I got that I got that figured out All right

Good I'm glad I'm glad There's a reason we have Greg in the scrolling With the viral moments and all of that Okay Tell us what everybody was looking on their phones about this year besides the hub we're gonna start with this one right here we heard it everywhere nothing beats a jet to holiday nothing beats a jet to holiday and right now you can save up to 240 pounds for family of pool that was everywhere everywhere everywhere and people use that trend like

when bad stuff happened and it's like oh just recorded them like eating ish on the ground i dreamed about that damn thing really you're all yeah oh yeah you dreamed about a jetto holiday I felt like I dreamed about it every day I wonder if anyone like took up a Jetsu holiday because of that trend Yeah I barely knew it was like an airline Way after that's a real thing

Yes, surreal! Who's gonna want to do that when all the Is like bad bad? They reference it to bad things That's crazy I'd be mad if I was in What's number four Greg? Coming in at number four All the kids were going crazy for it

Especially in the movie theaters Chicken Jockey Oh yeah Chicken Jockey Dude That was bad Yeah Remind me what that was

It's from the Minecraft movie The Minecraft movie And then kids were getting kicked out Because someone even brought a real chicken To the theater Yeah they would throw the popcorn When chicken jockey popped up And it's wild because we had just seen the trailer

And that's where they picked up the chicken jockey thing So they were waiting for it the whole movie Once it popped up everyone goes crazy Crazy watching at the movie theater I was like what's going on What's going on? You were scared? Yeah, I was like, dude, this is too much.

You're right. We didn't have rehearsals. I feel like the first half of the year, and since when that movie came out, anywhere you had, like, kids around, they would say chicken jockey. And, like, since I was young, I yearn for the minds. Like, all Minecraft slogans. Yep. But what else?

But number three. Number three is my baby girl, the love of my life. The girl that I wish I was with right now. Oh, gosh. Oh. Oh. Oh, she's name's like. Number three, Nell Angie.

Coming to that number three. Huda. Huda. Huda, yes. Love Island. I'm a mommy. Mommy? I'm a mom.

Mommasita. No, I'm a mommy. A mom of what? A dog? I have a daughter. Like in real life? Yeah. Like a daughter, like a real baby?

Yeah, like a human child. Wait, that's so cute. Thanks. Oh, my God. Like a human child. That interaction was hilarious. Like a dog Like a child.

That's when I knew Vic was a girl's girl Because he watched Love Island And he knew everything about Huda. He's a girl's girl. He's the clocking right now. He knew everything about Huda. And Loki, no one on Love Island stay together, right?

I think Nicolanger are still together. Not that I keep up with them or anything. Wow, you keep up with them, Vic? Wow. I don't know. I just heard that Ace and his girl just broke up. So I don't know. I'm not even sure.

I don't keep up with that thing. I just lands on my feed. Yeah, it just left. The algorithm is crazy. Azen Shelley. Huda, though, she became like a household name at that point. Everyone knew who she was. She was getting brand deals, all of that.

And it all started with the, I'm a mommy. I love island. Perfect. But coming in at number two, the most, I don't even know how to explain this. Exactly. It's the most random thing I've ever seen on the internet. What? Brain rot.

Italian brain rot. Ballerina Capuchina. Boberito Bondito? Tung, tun, tun, tun, tun, tun, tun, tong, tun, t'ong, tong, tong. chimpanzee bananaini Tralalero, Tralala. That is ticking over in my house.

That's good. I know, I'm sure your kids have two. Everywhere all the time. These names don't make sense. It's essentially someone got a hold of AI and put two animals together, started naming them Italian words

and then would post them on YouTube. The kids love it. It's turned into offshoots like they're still a brain rock game. I just had a birthday party for my eight-year-old and it was still a brain-rot themed. It's Italian brain-rot themed. All of that is a real thing. thing and I think like everyone was on

Minecraft and then Italian Brainerot came and just took everything took all the kids attention. Yeah. Well, I don't think it took the attention of everybody. What's one? What's one? Like number one did. Number one is the one. The only.

Six, seven. Oh. That is. That is tight. Bro put a belt rate today behind away that switch. I know he'd die. Six, seven. I just been right on the highway. Six, seven. It's everywhere.

It's everywhere. Everywhere. Oh, my God. So now. So now it's still, yeah. It's still rocking. It's not going away. I feel like I can't say like I'm going to be there at six or seven because people

be like six seven. Like anything six seven. I feel like more adults need to start doing six seven so the kids can be turned off. Like, oh, dad, why are you doing it? We make it uncool for them. Yeah. It can move on to something else. Yeah, remember we had suck it?

Yeah. Suck it. It's like suck it. It's like suck it. It would be weird. Yeah. Dad, no. That would be really weird, actually.

That would stop. Yeah. Well, concrete, what did you say last time? Seven, six. Seven, six. Those three. Chris. Chris.

Good out of here, Dad. Sorry. I'm just repeating things my son tells me. Those were your top viral moments and I believe all of them. Those were the top five in 2025. Umberto, why do I have you in here? Um, I don't know yet. Oh, you don't know.

He's already nervous. He's already red. Can you guess? Can you guess, dog? What did you do? Nothing? I didn't do anything. What did you post?

Freakin blood, rushing through his veins right now. Straight to his mask got on. Okay. If you guys have heard what we've talked about with Umberto, is he has a girl that's a friend that he wants her to know, like, we're just friends, right? That he gave. He wants the friends on her. He did. Oh, he did.

You already friends on her. That's my home girl. Oh, okay. Just remember this. Remember this. That's friends on. Yeah. They gave each other their friends on her.

body. Oh yeah. That was off air, Angie. That was all fair. But she gave her like a spooky basket. Yeah. All of that. Right?

And he told her like, I'm not looking for anything. I want to like, like I want to focus on work. All of that. So then the other day we're talking about the Eagles because he went to the Eagles game. And I was just literally asking him like, bro, like who'd you go with? And he went with the girl. The girl bought the tickets. And I told him, don't be leading her on, bro.

She has kids. She has like teen children. Oh. And I'm like, let her take them. Instead of spending money on you. I think we both get each other though because we both have teen kids. If she's going to lead you, let it be to the football games, later games, whatever. That's great.

That's fine. As friends. He's not using her. If he already told her, we just want to be friends. Come us getting it. He told us he tells her that. Yeah. I don't believe him.

He also texts her every morning, good morning, gorgeous, all that. Look. You don't do that. You don't do that. I don't know about that one. Umberto is getting tricked on and we should all be happy for him. This happens all the time. Yeah, that's good.

I agree. Do that. But say that because I think he's telling us that he's, she's just her friend and I think she thinks she's in a relationship with him. He has a shooter mama. No. Does she know she's not the one? She's trying to incentivize him.

Call her right now. Are you having any intercourse with her? Yes. So you're a prostitute. Fine, guy. You're a hooker. Okay. He is.

Umberto's a hooker. Hooking peace. Go hook and peedooch. You're a pittuco. You're a gentleman of the night. A gentleman of the night. I like that. No, you don't.

And she's a sweet lady. No, she's not. It's all love for her. Like, I saw her. She's a good person. So what is it going to take to be with her? She's like she's doing the right thing. She's a good person.

She's fit. She'll buy him football tickets. But you said sweet lady, like, señora? Is she older than you? No, no, no. With the same age. Oh, okay, okay. So she's a sweet girl.

Yeah, yeah. But she has all the things, right? So this is the same thing you would tell a girl, like, bro, he has everything, but you won't make him your man? So what are you, what are you, tell her how to tell her. My boy's sweating already. Why won't you make her your girl? Honestly, it's just me. It's a me problem.

I feel like I've just been in twin relationships, and I just feel like I'm trying to find Humby. I think, honestly, I swear to God. You know what's crazy, Humby? It makes sense. It makes sense. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that what you're doing right now usually happens with the person you should be getting with. Yes.

When you're trying to find yourself, it's in front of the person that deserves you. There's the person that deserves you. And then you'll be like, okay, I'm ready. And then you'll go to the next person and it's a disaster. And it's a disaster.

And that's why I feel like I want to just take my time. I want to learn. But I get to taking your time and I'm sure she would understand. But I feel like you're giving her mixed signals. Yeah, you are. For sure.

You are. 100%. Because he's trying to keep it going. He wants to keep going to Eagles games. You guys, he has to keep That was the first time. Lakers are still playing until what, April?

He wants to keep going. Courtside. You see? You see? He's kind of joking. Yeah, no, no, no. Tell her you want to go to the World Series. The World Series.

Whoever players. Whoever. Okay. She stops spending money on you. What's happening? She's still getting good morning texts. No, we're cool. Yeah.

I'll put it in, too. You say, now we're cool yet. I take her out to places too. Like where? You take her. Oh, no. You're the whole relationship. I thought you're getting tricked on him.

I clapped for you. I believed in you. That is a relationship. Is it? Why you pay for her? I told him that too. I'm like, I think you're with her.

You are. I've never heard of a hooker at pace for stuff. That's what I'm saying? We're over here. The hooker never puts gas. The hooker never paid, dog. Come on, man. Get up together.

Has she asked you, what are we? Pretty hungry. Yeah, yeah. She's your richer gear. Umberto is sweaty. Yeah, he is a lot. He's full on sweaty. What?

What do you say when she asked you, what are we? We're friends. She knows that. Like, I tell her that too. Like, I swear, I promise. Like, that's all it is. We're friends. And we're cool.

Friends with benefits. She's a good. Okay, how about this? How about this? Uh-huh. Do you ever open up to her? Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

That's a relationship, bro. All right. I have a question. Okay. I have a question. Are you allowed to date other people? Yeah. You are?

You are. You pause. Yes. You pause. Tell her about it? Okay, because obviously we're intimate. Yeah. So we don't want to be outside, you know, so we're...

He's wrong-dog. They're taking it easy. Exactly. That makes no sense. We don't want to be outside, so we just keep it inside. That's my best friend. Keep hooking, buddy. Keep hooking, buddy.

You're making us proud of it. I better not see you on fig, phone. Remember the other date? Like, one time on Power 106, you did your letter to your future. Oh, shh. Right? Te Kro my amor. They're all words I would like to say to you, right?

Al-Urumb day. Oh, yeah, I remember that. All right. Why don't you just give her a message, like, your amiga? Oh, my God. Te care a migra. I learned my lesson. Okay, well, she's listening right now.

I learned her lesson. She's actually on the line. No, I'm getting to look at it. Do the speech. Do the speech. Happy holidays. From Mubrto. What's the hobby? I don't know.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Go. No, go. Like, if you're on the phone. From the heart. Take your time, phone. From the heart.

Take your time. Love is hard to express. We won't look at you. Okay. Yeah. To a really good friendship. We got a lot of things coming up. and thank you for the kind memories we've created together in such a short amount of time.

Best one, go. In Spanish. Best one? Yeah, best memory were her. Part of the game. The game was one of the good ones. Also, finishing marathons. That's a big one.

Just congratulations. She's kind of like someone that you could do cool stuff with and like talk to. You know she'll always be there for you. Relatable. Relatable. And then like it's an added that you guys are attracted to each other. That's your f*** So me, Umberto

What the fuck? You're so, you're so wholesome Do you're so wholesome. I just don't want to be with her. You don't like guys by any chance? Definitely not. You know, this year has been some crazy times

Not just in life, but also on the homie helpline. So what we're doing is we're running through some crazy, memorable homie helplines that we've had this year. And I don't think that it has gotten more memorable and crazy than the homie roland.

Roberto, are you on the line, bro? Robert, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Keep on, L'A roberto! All right, Roberto, before we get into the update, Vic, please take us back to the story that brought us all here

with our guy, Robert. Okay, so on October 10th, Roberto hit us up and said, Good morning, Brown Bag. My name is Roberto and I need your help. I've been married for five years to my wife, but I'm in love with her sister. Oh, I remember her.

Her sister, who's also been married for a long time, and we both have kids. Not only that, I'm homies with my Sancho's husband. We get along great. We've been having an affair for a couple years now and can't let each other go. We live in fear every day wondering when will be the day the truth comes out. We almost got caught not too long ago when my wife saw a text come in from her sister. I forgot about that. And we had to play it off like she accidentally texted me instead of her husband.

Should we just come out with it and be together and break everyone's heart or call it quits? Crazy. Hi, Roberto, do you remember that moment in time, Robert? Yeah, I remember that moment in time. I thought I was then I thought I was never going to hear from you guys again. Oh, Robert. We're still here. No, because to his credit, he did have to do with a lot of opinions.

I don't think anyone was excited I mean we were gonna like block you or nothing No but like the world No I get it The world It's a crazy case But you did open up to us You told us about how

You know initially she was just your sister-in-law But after like one night of a possible like Case happening when you went to go See them at the camping site Then that thought was kind of implanted in your head Like wait what? Like could it be something And then you guys dove into talking And then you had mentioned like, yeah, we go every week.

We see each other. We meet up. She does everything right. I can't stop thinking about her. And when we asked about your wife, you're just like, nah, like, it's just not there. Like, it's not there. It hasn't been there from when we first got together with something. And then now not.

And honestly, I don't even care if the kids know because I know you had thought about that. You both have kids. And it's like, if anything, it'll be more on the sister-in-law's back because her kid, she has kids with that man. I believe you guys are a blended family, you and your current wife at the time, and you were just kind of like, look, I want to be with her. Like, I want to be with the sister. Or I just don't even want to be with my wife at all because you had already talked about, like, I don't know, you guys were going through it. You guys are going through it. What has happened since then, Robert?

I just pretty much told the ex that I didn't want to do it no more. that it was just, just way too many problems and there was nothing getting fixed. And the other one, I just told her, you know, like, if you can walk away, if we can walk away and get away with them, then I'm just going to, we're just going to walk our step of ways. And we're both pretty much bummed out, but I just told her, look, like, if we can get away with it, run with it, like, don't, don't let it come get us. And, I mean, it could still come out, but I don't know, it's been, I don't know, six weeks

since I've seen either of them. Oh wow Like Thanksgiving or what? It was like more towards like Like Right before Halloween weekend Oh wow So you broke up with both the sisters

Yeah So right now you're single Yeah I just figured I needed to take control of my situations Like Yeah I was smoking a lot And so I just told myself

It's time to cut back Get myself back on track with my life Yeah and um Just overall health problems I have, and I was just like, I can't be doing both. It was just a lot of stress dealing with all that. And no, I just, I know it was it right. It was wrong in every way, but no, I feel, I feel at peace. Wow.

Have any of them reached out to you? The other sister does. She reached out once in a while. Which other sister? There's another sister? No, no, no, no. The one that I was on the site, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, got you. Or she'll reach out to my sister and ask how I'm doing. What? That's weird. She got to relax. So I guess right now, too, it's like, hey, we got away with it. Neither your husband or my wife knows. And, like, let's just walk away that we got away with it.

Your ex-wife now, why does she think you broke up with her? Just because it wasn't working out. And I just told her, like, it's just problem at the problem. not the problem. You always, it's always just, whatever it is, it's something that turns into a little argument,

turns into a, like, just fool out, cussing at each other, like, getting mad. And so I just told her, like,

live your life, huh? And I'm gonna live mine. Wow. I'll start from ground one again, and which it wasn't bad. It's not a bad thing. It's just,

I feel better that I haven't drank in, I think, 40-some days. Yeah. Oh, good for you. That's great.

Yeah. Because, you know, those things all could be contributing to each other. You know, maybe the, not just like what was going on with you and your wife, but like the habits that you were in and then also your escape might have been the sister and like, observing it now, it's been some time. It's like, yeah, none of that was healthy.

Because the way that you did speak about her was the sisters, that was, I guess now that you've been outside of it, could you see how it was more of a passion or more of like the moment thing or maybe the thrill and versus actual real feelings? Well, I just thought that, like, I didn't want her family. So I just said, you know what, like, we haven't got caught. We came close, yes. And I just told her pretty much, you know, just keep her family. I don't want to drag you through something that's going to be horrible. Wow. So I just told her, like, just take care of yourself.

And if you're a coming home, like, that's on you. Like, I just, I got to do me. And I was like, I got to, and she was worried that I was going to go find love. I was like, I'm not looking for none of that right now. I was like, I need to find my peace and see what I need to get myself back into. And I don't know, the gym and staying sober has been good for me. I don't know. That is good for you.

That is good for you. You love her enough to see her happy with someone else. Yeah, I mean. And even though you're going through all this, to be honest, you know you're not the victim in this, right? Well, because it's also understanding, it's also taking culpability and understanding that you had to, the victim here is your girl, right? I mean, at the end of the day, and letting you're going do your thing is, it's perfect, right? Yeah. Obviously, getting yourself together means a lot because getting yourself together means that you're not hurting people in the future.

Yeah. And I just thought about it and hanging away, I cried. I sat there, thought about like, well, how did I get into this? why did I get into this? I don't know. I just talk to my dad and tell him just to watch over me while he's up there and lead me into the right ways. And so far it's been pretty good. I mean, like I'm happy.

My kids are happy. They don't feel like they're like to walk on eggshells at home and stuff. One quick question. Next time you date somebody, or are you going to check out their sister first? Make sure they don't look as good or better. That's smart. Take interviews, yes. Yeah.

Are you willing to go above and beyond or not? Check. Don't date the rock. No, but not, I feel a lot better. I'm more like, how to say, like, active with my kids instead of, like, focusing on other things. That's good. Focus on your kids. Focus on yourself.

Thank you so much for calling in and giving us an update. Crazy story. You're crazy, bro, and you let us in on all of it, okay? Judgment in all. So I wish you the best in 2026, bro. Take care. Happy holidays. You too, bro.