Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 629 FINAL Recap of 2025! 🎆 | Brown Bag Mornings (12/31/25)

Episode Date: December 31, 2025

The Brown Bag crew celebrates the end of 2025 by recapping their most chaotic highlights, ranging from Mariah Carey’s viral "Bonnie and Clyde" stories about Tupac to the bizarre "Italian brain rot" taking over the internet. The comedy peaks during a high-stakes Homie Helpline where they debate if a girlfriend should pay to fix the car she keyed during a breakup, followed by the crew roasting Vic for his "one-year tattoo" and Angie for her bread-induced constipation. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎇]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more Brownback, the better. Come on. It's Power 106, Brownback mornings. We are wrapping up the year by recapping the biggest moments interview style on the show, okay? So we already did Black Sam, our family over there at Marathon, him talking about Marathon Burger and Nipsey Hustle's new album. Plus, getting an emotional man while talking about what it means to him to open up the burger spot, knowing he worked at a, at a restaurant. restaurant with his brother as they were growing up.

We also have peso lying straight to our face. Right. Saying that Kendrick Lamar is six feet tall. Six two. Six two. Six two. He said about six, two. See how guys lie?

Yeah. Right. Now these are the top three moments. Let's kick it off with the homie, Andrew Schultz, comedian, provocateur, extraordinaire. You don't know what side of the aisle he's on because he's on none of them. He's straight in the middle, okay? With the mustache. For sure.

Andrew Schultz came through and look. he loves Vicente Fernandez, okay? He loves Chente and he came through and he sang for us. Check this out. We were going to like Mariachi and shit every Friday when I was going to school up in Santa Barbara. That's why I learned about Vicente Fernandez.

No way. So yeah, yeah. We should sing a little bit, guys. I was going to ask you. What song? Cielita Lino. Oh my God, he's so awesome. But we all got to sing together.

Okay. But you got to leave it. You got to leave it. Wow. Wow. You don't know it. You don't know shit, man. White and

Mexicans. Look at these white. Y'all not getting deported at all. Self-keeping all of y'all. That's how they tell if you get deported. Yeah. He said me and the son started thinking the rancheras.

I'm like, I'm not going to say it. I like it. I like it. Jose hasn't said a word. He's like, you're not catching me. American citizen Let me tell Did the young Mexican

not sing the mariachi? I think the one we know word for word is El Rei. Of course. Yeah. So I think that's a That's another one.

Wait, that's Volver, right? I know, Portumalviito. Wait, but how does the Ray go? I say, I'm saying, I'm going to be that I'm

mwera, say that you're more to you're I'm sorry, right here. With you're right here, Andrew. With money and without Dino Andrew Schultzman.

Is that appropriation? I don't know. I don't know. Honestly, I felt... We got a really good time, God. He might be undercover Latino. I don't know, dog. No, I know he has hell of love for Mexican culture

And I guess he said, like he said, it happened when he went to school in Santa Barbara, so big up to Andrew Shishers. That was before you were part of the show, bro. I would love to see you and Shultz see together. That would have been cool. That would have been super dope. You had a joke off.

Yeah, you guys just joke off Andrew Shultz? Just joke each other off to somebody first. Yep. Let's go to moment number two. Our other homie, Will I am. Elwitty. Came through one of the biggest songs this year, not going to lie, East L.A., baby.

East L.A. He's a lady. Angie's favorite. And when he came through, he talked to us about how he gets commonly mistaken for this one artist. Check it out. When I was coming up, they would be like, hey, Whitecliffe, because we kind of look alike. Oh, my God. Oh, no.

Yeah, bro, I'll show you pictures. Yeah, I could be his little brother. Oh, my God. I'm Googling it right now. I could be his little brother. So reason why full circle. Now check us out. Here's full circle.

they're like hey where you from you're from Haiti I'm like no I'm from East L.A I'm from Boyle Heights so out of all the people right who could have had a song with the word East L.A. at first right it's a dude that ain't from East L.A. Yep so now the guy that looks kind of like that dude yeah is now repurpose a part of a song where he was like East L.A. From East L.A. I'm from East L.A., Boyle Heights he's from Haiti.

You know what I'm saying? Origins, just like if you would have traced back his origins, who knows exactly where Haitians come from. Just like, I don't know where, I don't know where I come from. You haven't done like the 23 and me? 23 and me? Yeah, I did it. Okay, where are you from?

Boyle Heights. That's go. That's dope. That love Willie. My little east of later over there. We're down to the number second spot. That was our number two interview moment on Brownback Morning. Shout out to our Guy Will I Am and East L.A.

saying that he looks like White Clef John, and it's funny because White Clef had East L.A. in his song. Maria, Maria. He ends up flipping that and making East L.A. because he's actually from there. Boom, full circle. Wow. Now let's get to the songwriter of all songwriters.

This is our number one moment. Brownback Mornings. A legend was in the house. All right? I never have done hair and makeup for an interview. I had hair and makeup for this interview, okay? It was great. I took drinks with her.

I did. Ramoses with her. She is it. She is. She is Mariah Carey. All right. And when Mariah Carey came through, she came through with the tea. Yes.

She talked to us about how she was in Lid with Tupac. The moment was like at the AMAs and had pulled up and said, hey Mariah. And the way that you wrote, I love your pen because it's like my name just came out of his mouth like smoke. Like it was just a beautiful like, hi Mariah. And then that whole. night it was like my gosh he said hi to me but you're mariah care well he said it like hi maria oh god yes brian and i was like damn maria carrie and tupac she was married at the time so she couldn't go

him and then he was doing then he passed away oh man but dang riot carry and tupac that would have been crazy that's bonnie and clide for real she got all mhmada well that was This was our number one moment. We'd love for her to come back again. It would be an open space. Because, loki, that clip made us viral. It did. Yeah, you were viral.

We were everywhere. Amazing. We're so happy. We're like, wow, this is what concrete feels like. All the time, all the blocks picking up his stuff. I'm glad you guys have a moment. Got a little piece of that. Okay.

Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Those were our top interview moments of 2025. There will be more to come in 2026. A lot was going down. A lot went viral and not just STD for it. Never mind. I got that figured.

Good. I'm glad. There's a reason we have Greg in the scrolling with the viral moments and all of that, okay? Tell us what everybody was looking on their phones about this year, besides the hub. We're going to start with this one right here. We heard it everywhere. Nothing beats a jet to holiday. Nothing beats a jet to holiday.

And right now, you can save up to 240 pounds for a family of four. That was everywhere. Everywhere. Everywhere. And people use that trend, like when bad stuff happened and it's like, oh, just recorded them like eating ish on the ground. I dreamed about that damn thing. Really? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You dreamed about a jetto holiday. I felt like I dreamed about it every day. I wonder if anyone, like, took up a jetsu holiday because of that trend. Yeah, I barely knew it was like an airline way after. Wait, that's a real thing. Yes, real. What?

Who's just like a jettu holiday? Who's going to want to do that when all the. It's like a bad thing. reference it to bad things. That's crazy. I'd be mad if I was in. What's number four, Greg? Coming in at number four, all the kids were going crazy for it, especially in the movie theaters.

Chicken Jockey. Oh, yeah. Chicken Jockey. That was bad. Yeah. Remind me what that was. It's from the Minecraft movie. From the Minecraft movie.

And then kids were getting kicked out because someone even brought a real chicken to the theater. Yeah, they would throw popcorn. When Chicken Jockey popped up. And it's wild because we had just seen the trailer. And that's where they picked up the chicken jockey thing. So they were waiting for it the whole movie. Once it popped up, everyone goes crazy. Watching at the movie theater, I was like, what's going on?

What's going on? You were scared? Yeah, I was like, dude, this is too much. We didn't have rehearsals, you know? I feel like the first half of the year and since when that movie came out, anywhere you had like kids around, they would say chicken jockey. And like, since I was young, I yearn for the minds. Like all Minecraft slogans.

Yep. But what else? What's number three? Number three is my baby girl, the love of my life. The girl that I wish that I was with right now. Ruth? Oh, gosh. Oh, that's...

Oh, she's name's nice. Number three, Nell, Angie. Coming to that number three. Huda. Huda. Yeah. Love Island. I'm a mommy.

Mommy? I'm a mom. Mammasita. No, I'm a mommy. A mom of what? A dog? have a daughter. Like in real life? Yeah. Like a daughter like a real baby? Yeah, like a human child. Wait, that's so cute. Thanks. Oh my God. Like a human child. That interaction was

hilarious. Like a dog. Like a child. That's when I knew Vic was a girl's girl because he watched Love Island and he knew everything about Huda. He's a girl. He's a girl. He's like it right he knew everything about Huda. And look he, no one on Love Island stay together, right? I think Nicolandria are still together. Not that I keep up with them or anything. Wow, you keep up with that, Vic? Wow. I don't know. I just, I heard that Ace and his girl just broke up, so I don't know.

I'm not even sure. I don't keep up with that thing. I just lands on my feed. Yeah, the algorithm is crazy. Ace and Shelley. Hooda, though, she became like a household name at that point. Yeah. Everyone knew who she was.

She's getting brand deals, all of that, and it all started with the, I'm a mommy. I love island. Perfect. But coming in at number two, the most, I don't even know how to explain this. It's the most random thing I've ever seen on the internet. What? Brain rot. Italian brain rot.

Ballerina Capucina. Boberito Bondito? Tung, Tung, Tung, Tung, Tung, Tung, Tung, Tung, Tung, Tung, Tung, Tijuana. Trapanini. That's Lala. That's good. I know, I'm sure your kids have two.

Everywhere all the time. These names don't make sense. It's essentially someone got a hold of AI and put two animals together. Started naming them Italian words. And then would post them on YouTube. The kids love it. It's turned into offshoots like they're still a brain rock game. I just had a birthday party for my 8 year old and it was still a brain rock themed.

Brain Rot themed. All of that is a real thing. And I think like everyone was on Minecraft and then Italian brain rock came and just took everything. Took all the kids' attention. Yeah. Well, I don't think it took the attention of everybody. What's one? What's one?

Like number one did. Number one is the one. the only six seven that is that is tight bro put a belt rate today behind a way that switch

I know he'd die six seven I just bit right on the highway six seven it's everywhere it's everywhere oh my god till now

till now it's still rocking away I feel like I can't say like I'm gonna be there at six or seven because people are like six seven like anything six seven I feel like more adults need to start doing six seven so the kids

can be turned off like, oh, Dad, why are you doing it? We make it uncool for them. Yes, we can move on to something else. Yeah, remember we had suck it? Yeah, why? Suck it. He was like, suck it. Am I either your dad of saying sucky, that'd be weird.

Dad, no. That would be really weird, actually. That would stop. Yeah. Well, concrete, what did you say last time? Seven, six. Seven, six. Those three.

Chris. Chris. Cruz, Lord. Get out of here, dad. I'm sorry. I'm just repeating things my son tells me. Those were your top viral moments And I believe all of them

Those were the top five in 2020 All right check this out, homie You need a homie or need some help We need your help We need a line I mean phone line We got you for The homie help line

Lucho needs our help Lucho Lucho sent us a DM and said What up, Brown bag So I got this girl It took me back For being a bendy But I kind of want her

to pay for something she did wrong too. Ooh, all right. So he said, all right, so I cheated on my girl, Christy, right? Oh my gosh. And it was a whole drama. Straight to the point. He said, she caught me at a party with another girl. That same night, her and her home girl scratched the F out of my car, then went to my

house and dumped my PlayStation. Not the PlayStation. Not the PlayStation. What did the PlayStation have to do with it? Just keep reading. Just keep reading. Sorry, sorry, sorry. To this day, I don't know where it is.

So that all happened at the beginning of the year. But this summer, we started seeing each other around little by little. And, man, she got all fit and fine. Oh, man. And I couldn't help myself. We hooked up a couple times, and now it's on and popping again. It's crazy because I feel more in love with her now than I did before. But there's just one or two things I feel bitter about.

Brown bag. my car is still keyed and my PS5 is still missing. I know I should be thankful she took me back, but at the same time, I feel like if she took me back, she also has to take responsibility for what she did to me. No?

What about what he did? Keep reading. He said, I want to bring it up, but don't know how. Things are good, but anytime I go on my car, I feel upset at her scratching up my baby. Then, when we're chilling on my bed, watching TV, all I can look at is the empty space where my console used to be. And I just want her off me, you know?

Get off from me. Where is she? Oh, I'm getting hot. Where's my PS5? Brownback, am I wrong for, to want her to fix what she messed up? I'll even be okay with her going half on it. Oh, wow. Is that fair?

And before you judge me for my sins or my PlayStation, I'm. I'm only 26. I'm still learning. So yeah, please help me. I'm only a grown-ass man. All right, at what age are you guys like responsible for your actions, men? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, I'm asking the question. At what age? 33, the year of Jesus. That's when you're responsible for your actions.

Anything before that a man is not responsible for his actions. I was lost. I was lost. Oh, my gosh. What about women? At what point are we responsible for? 18. That's crazy. 17 and a half. Yeah. They mature faster than men, right?

Yeah. That's true. I don't even know that that's true. I think that's something we've agreed on in order for this stuff to be okay. You're right. With great power comes great responsibility. You know what I'm saying? No, I don't understand.

What's just guys? Back, back. How's it? Lucho? Lucho. Lucho. Lucho had something going on at a party. His girlfriend rolls up, catches him.

him and her and her homegirls key up his car yeah then go to his crib because he says they went to my house yeah and they dump his playstation it's over after that it's over like oh he knows like i deserved it i did that and then dang but she went on her fitness journey her i'm a focus on myself journey and she goes she looks great okay this happened the beginning of the year like january yeah the summertime She's summertime fine. He's been seeing her. They start getting it on and popping too. And her too.

She took him back. Tamiena. Yeah. I can talk to her. Tamien too. Why are you taking back if all that stuff happened? You were focusing on yourself. You went through your fitness journey, all of that.

Just to go back. Just to go back to where he started. And so he now wants to say, if she took me back, shouldn't she take responsibility too for what she did? Yes. He still hasn't fixed his car that. was keyed up. Mm-hmm.

And he doesn't have a PlayStation. PlayStation is life to you, fools. Yes, it is. Everything's on there. My 2K player, you know how hard I work to get my 2K player? Do you have a PS5, bro? I have an Xbox and my brother has a PS5. Okay.

But, like, it's the same concept. Like, I know. I know. I'm asking. If somebody took my Xbox, I'd be pissed. Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah.

I don't have either. And Jorge doesn't have either. Thank goodness, Horde. I love you so much. I'm a PlayStation. Oh, that's so sad. But at least I have it. Well, why don't you give it to Lutro?

Sell it. Oh, yeah. Wait, question. But how much are they? Like, what's the price? 600? Yeah, PS5. All right.

What's the price to, like, fix a car that's been keyed? Oh, my God. We got to ask him where, what part of the car is key. But low key, if it's her and her home grows, that means they each caught a spot. Yeah. The whole thing. My car is keyed right now. I don't even want to, like, fix it.

Your car is keyed? Yeah, so me keep my car. Yeah. My whole side of my car just, shh. It was that. girl's man that you took to Disneyland? Yes. Because you took,

you took boyfriend, girlfriend photos with her at Disneyland, but she has a whole man. No, he likes it. No. The men? Yeah. But yeah,

it's gonna be expensive to fix it. It's him. No, that's not, that's how it is. Let's play clue. Who do you think? It's her ex is X.

Scratch. His ex is. Yes. His ex is X. Oh, okay. Another one. No, but I don't even want to know. It's a big scratch on the side.

It's all to want to fix it. Okay. It's going to be a lot of money. Yeah, it's a lot. Okay, so he's saying, hey, should I, I'm coming to you a brown bag. Yeah. Should I tell my girl she got to fix this? She got to fix what I messed up.

She's responsible for us. Because she took me back. Yeah, she wouldn't have to fix it if she didn't take him back. True, true, true, right? Because he would have to be like, this is my punishment. Yeah, I mean, he could have. But whatever. Yeah, he could have.

You're right, you're right. Property. And we don't know how she got in the crib. If she didn't have the key, then it's breaking and entering. It would be a B&E, breaking mentoring. Yeah. So I love that. But they chose each other back.

And now he's like, look, this would just make me feel a lot happier if she went and fixed my car and gave me return my vanished PlayStation. Is he planning on handing her an invoice? No, take it to. Well, he wants that advice from us. I got an estimate from my local paint shop. Take it to smoke claims. He can't. He's a wooder now.

No, yeah. He's wooded now. He could have. Maybe. It's going to get dismissed. Just Judy not feel. that. Thanks.

And don't take it to Laura. No, is it Laura? No, no, no, no. Cascerado. Oh, she's going to tell you off. Oh, yeah. All right. Our guy Lucho wants to know if this is a lucha he should take on making sure his current

girlfriend who broke up with him previously for messing around with some girl at a party. Should he approach her about paying for the damage that she did to his property after he messed around on her? All right. What should Lucho do? Elizabeth and Reseda, you say that Lucho's girlfriend has to pay. What? Yeah, I think she has to pay because that's crazy.

Like, that's so extra. She already had her body, revenge body, and then she took them back. So it's like, you know, you have to pay for the consequences of that stuff is expensive. And I can speak from experience because I've broken a phone. And then I got back with him. So I'm like, I need to pay for this phone. because like I messed it up out of anger right we do things out of anger and I just feel like her and he's even being nice saying oh you know what half of it I can pay half like that's nice

but I feel like she should if she's going to get back with him she should take accountability and just at least pay half at least pay half I like it no Elizabeth so you're talking you're talking because you've been through this tell me what happened that you messed up your dude's phone Yeah. Okay. It happened. I thought he was texting one of my friends. Right?

Okay. I saw the Instagram, but it was like kind of the same. They had like the same Instagram, my friend and this other girl. So I saw it pop up and I got really mad. But we were in an argument. So I grabbed this phone and I threw it against the TV,

so I broke the TV and the... Oh. Oh. Oh. Elizabeth. You're strong. I love you. See, that's what I'm saying.

From a postica to another toxic. I understand that sometimes we get mad and we do things out of anger because, you know, he hurt her. But you were, I'm assuming you ended up being wrong. I'm assuming you ended up being wrong. Yeah, I ended up being wrong. And it's like, okay, I got to pay for this. How much was it? How much did you have to pay?

I'm doing the TV. Well, okay, I cheated on the TV because I gave it on my old TV. Nice, nice. Okay, so. You just replaced it. You replaced it. How much so? I replaced it and I just gave a new phone.

The phone was $500. Jolet. That's a lot. That's a lot. Yeah, yeah, when it doesn't go to you at all. That's what happens when you jump to conclusions. Yeah. Nita, I know.

All right. So, being from someone that it went through it, she should have to pay at least half. I think it's because, like, she got back with him. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I feel like if you get back with him and you really care for him and love him, then I feel like you should at least pay half or at least offer. Like she should have offered to say, you know what?

I'm sorry. You know, we both messed up. I did something bad. You did something bad. You know what? Let me try to fix this and like pay half or like I can pay you in payment. Oh, my God. You know?

Can she pay and pee? You still? Guys? Oh. She's been. He's still not happy. How much is that off? It should be something.

That's the 50% off. All right. Thank you so much for calling in Elizabeth. I appreciate you, baby girl. I'll be throwing no phones, man. Hilarious. Yasmine and Azusa, we're talking to Lucho. Lucho hit us up because he wants to know if it's fair to ask his girlfriend to pay for his keyed car and lost PlayStation that she did when she found him at a party in the beginning of the year, messing around with another girl.

Now they got back together, so he's like, you're back with me, so what's up? You're going to pay half or what? Is it fair? Yeshine, talk to us. What would you say? Look, I genuinely, she's on the right. I've been a victim of this too. There's no consequences out here for men anymore.

Karma isn't taking up the slack, so I'm with her. What do you mean? Yes, she said call me karma, because I'm going to come back around. You are the consequence. It's my middle name. It's my middle name. First name revenge. I've been there, done that.

I didn't get my six years back. So I took what he loved most, which was his car. What did you take it? What do you mean you took it? And then seized. Not going to say, not going to know. Oh, my God. You get her laugh.

We listen and we don't judge. So God is looking out for our girlies. If he messed you up, girl, mess him where it hurts. Okay? No. Okay, but see, you left, baby girl. You left. This girl came back.

She got back with him. So that's where, like, the lines are blurred. I went back too. I'm not saying that I did it. I'm not saying that I did it. I eventually left, but like I said, I was a victim. There's no consequences out here with the law. There's no consequences with God.

None of, well, you know what? What? You're going to be out there messing with another girl. Wasting your girl's time. You should have just broken up with her in the first place. Those are the consequences of being a dog. I'm sorry. And then you want to go ruin my engine for that?

Yeah, well, that's what she did. She ended up doing that. and then eventually left it. Like, I want to do that to you, baby. Come on. Oh, there we go. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye because you will do that to him and then he'll do stuff to you and then I'm just not. By her saying that, 100% would do it again. She just has Riz. That is crazy. That was the old me, baby. She's comedy. That's it.

That's it. We're stopping. We're stopping. We're stopping. You can't. You guys are back. together try to live happily ever after bro try charge it to the game

maybe take her with you to go get it a praise and she'll feel bad enough to be like dying big I got I got you would like like no no no that might start another fight you're recapping 2025 2025 and a lot happened in our world

of entertainment Angie what's the biggest chis-mess of 2025 what you got we got to start off with young thug and his leaked cause remember how he was out here saying how he cheated on Mariah? I wonder what your heart going to do when I see you?

Oh my God, I don't know. When you plan on having kids? Like, what age? Do you get out? What's that? When you come home, I have kids. Yeah. So this was talking to another girl.

Yes. And that was not even like the first phone or the only phone call with his side piece. Listen, listen. One of my little girls, she posts up on the internet at my condo from a long school. I call him right at one. She's like, man, posting in your condo. I'm like, oh, my God. I mean, you know, baby, found me by a girl in the condo a minute ago, like, because of that.

It was a minute ago, though. It was. He was straight up saying, like, I cheated on Mariah, like, the day before I got locked up. But Mariah, I was telling Mariah, like, no, that was, like, from a long time of girl, girl. And gas litter. Yeah. This is, like, I'm wondering why it hasn't been found out who leaked it. Yeah.

He has a big old hater. Yeah, he does. Like, whoever hates him hates him more than Kendrick Kate's Drake. And no one's really happy with Marriott. Brian being still with young thug after those weak costs. I want a girl that's as delusional as Mariah the scientists is. You're so dumb. Oh, my gosh.

She's in love. She hopes for the best. She wants to see her reformed. And maybe that's what she wanted. Because, you know, she had said that she wanted commitment. Yeah. Then he committed. He committed.

But did all that stuff and she's still there. Yeah. She's the hopeless romantic. That's what it is. And even with all that, it is not the number one top cheesemate of 2025. I know you guys. What's next? Okay, because you're probably really, really sick of hearing her.

Her name, Taylor Swift and Travis Kills. You guys, they got engaged. So much for the NFL script. Last year, supposedly they were going to break up. Remember? It was a whole, like, the NFL script leaked and whatever. Nah, no, nah, nah. They're together and they're engaged.

And he cried, did he cry or she cried? He cried. He was really sweaty. Listen. The palms were definitely sweating. I was definitely, I'm an emotional guy, so there were a few tears here and there. But it's been an exciting ride up to this day, and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with him.

Aww, he's so in love. And then she's really corny too. Listen, listen, listen. He's just my favorite person I've ever met. But the fact that this is the person that I get to hang out with every day forever is just like, that's the whole thing of it. You look at that and you're like, I didn't hang out with him forever. And this represents that. Oh, my gosh.

So perfect. They are. Remember he said like he and Taylor have never ever had a fight? Well, remember that? They can't be fighting now that he's on vacation. Oh, because he's not going to be at the Super Bowl? No, I bet they're going to have a lot of fights because it's going to be home a lot more. All right, Angie, that's your top five and top four cheese mail of the year.

Yes. Okay, you guys, the one couple that got caught cheating at the cold play concert. Remember that? How could I forget? Oh, look at these two. Either they're having an affair or that's very sharp. It was the A-Chart lady and the, I believe, the CEO. Of astronomer.

And what does an astronomer even do? Some AI company let me. Yeah. Like the fact that we actually, at the first. These are nobody's, like regular people, I shouldn't say nobody's. Regular people, and we all know about them. It's pretty crazy. I know what the company does.

What? It makes you cheat on your spouse. Oh, gosh. That's where you got in the stomach. Apparently, they both said they were both separated. But the way that they ran away from each other when the Jumbotron went to them, it was very suspicious. Okay, so you're saying they weren't wrong. They were just early.

They just popped out a little too soon. That's what they said. That's what they said. Yeah. And then they both resigned. Right? Yeah, they both resigned. Like, they don't work with them.

more. And then apparently, like, recently actually, the girl, Kristen, she actually came out and talked about that moment and she's blaming it on the alcohol. So you know what? I just had a couple of high noons. And it was just like, it was a thing. Like, we were separated from the, from our spouses at that time. And that kid was one off moment rather than that part of it. Oh, ladies. Oh, yeah. They were holding. He was holding her like Jack on the Titanic. That's why they pan to her. So before they panted someone, the video guys have to be like, all right, who can we put on screen?

Boom, that couple that's just like all over each other. And how does Coldplay make you all hot and, you know? That's cold play, bro. Viva La Vita Loeb-What was it? Viva La Vita. That song, Aviva. I'm a yellow girl myself. And you're holding somebody to that?

Yeah. Wow, that's crazy. Wow. And they're astronomers, so they study stars? Wow. Wow. That's why they were there. And number two, you guys, another sad story,

especially for you, Greg, Drake. Drake and the lawsuit that just couldn't win. The man's can't let go. He lost the rap battle to Kendrick Lamar and said, I won't sue anyone. I won't sue the guy for dissing me. That's not hip-hop. I'm going to just sue the whole label for making that song popular

because it wasn't popular on his own. Okay? He went through this whole court legal process, tried to ask for Kendrick Lamar's contract for any messages that could ensue of Kendrick. possibly searching on information for Drake or even evidence. I think he wanted birth certificates of Kendrick's kids at one point. He was asking in the discovery.

All of that lawsuit got thrown out and it was like, bro, he's going to try again reportedly allegedly. Really? Stop trying again. This is not an Alia song. Do not try again. Sir, take the L. Because low key, you have 2026, Iceman's coming in.

People are already over it. You got to let it. Tell your man. Just focus on that Drake, drop Iceman. Please. He won't. Going to the number one, top chisement, in entertainment and hip-hop. This is the thing that everybody was talking about.

Speaking about court cases, you can't talk about 2025 without mentioning Diddy, man. Diddy and the case that we were all watching, and he wasn't even on TV. They were drawing him looking crazy. Yeah, you're right. Looking crazy, looking gray hair, going bowing down, crying and all of that. Now, when it does come to Diddy, he is serving a 50-month sentence in federal. prison after being convicted of prostitution-related charges, though he was acquitted of sex trafficking and racketeering. He has a projected June 2028 release. Leti, where is he being held again?

I knew you wanted to say it. I forgot. Tell me, Vic. I feel like Letty knows. Why would I know, Vic? I just, I feel like you're just so up on the news. He's at four dicks. He's at four dicks. But also, who else in the room has gone to a ditty party? Bro, what are we doing? Yeah. What are you doing? Sorry, sorry, sorry. We sound like, we sound like 50 Cent right now. Because with this court case, as if just seeing it play out, seeing what happened wasn't enough already, here comes 50 cents saying, you know what, I want to make a movie about it. All right. He has a four episode docu series about Diddy the Reckoning.

Yeah. In it, it's not just this court case. In it, you have allegations reportedly allegedly of his involvement in Tupac and Biggie's murder, of his involvement in just low-key bully. the whole industry that is hip-hop and then of course his past with previous wives and girlfriends and then the whole Cassie situation and so forth. So I don't

know if this guy wants to come out in June 2028 because lo-key, there's a lot to go. 50 Ced has even said, I have more episodes in the tuck. Netflix only let me drop four. Yes. Wow. Be careful, watch with caution but yeah, I think this year was definitely brought to you by

Diddy? Diddy. Wait, so you guys want to get to number one, right? No. No? No? No, not like that. I was ready. Not like that.

You cook. Hold on. Keep it here. More Brownback mornings. Put that baby all the way, Greg. On the way. Those are your top cheesement moments in entertainment and hip-hop. Yeah.

But we cannot recap the year here on Paran 106 here on Brownback mornings without recapping low-key the highlights of our lives. Oh, yeah. Okay. We are running through the best moments of each individual on Brownbag. All right. Who wants to go first? I want to go first. You want to go first?

I want to go first. I want to go first. Okay. Greg's moment. moment is When I got called a pan You guys remember that? No

You have to be more specific This guy was A caller right? Yes Oh the caller's fighting you Yes You were here concrete You were here

You were here You were here Yes They always wanted to fight me And they called me a pawn And then now My Instagram comments Anything I do now

No no no No like you agitated them I didn't agitated them They stood up for themselves And then you wanted to fight them Let's hear it for ourselves Here is Greg versus listeners Back in Culver cities.

Yeah, what's up, everyone? How we feeling? It's not 2006, bro. Leave them alone. Everybody. Hey, Zach. Hey, you gotta be at least 5'10, Greg, to talk like that. You live in Culver City.

He is 5'10, actually. Hey, Zach. Oh, speaking to high, how tall are you, bro? Five ten. Oh, my. Shut up. All right, y'all mean, over here. She needs for losers, bro.

Oh, Mexican men don't see. All right. That's right. Mexican men don't. Don't you. Especially one's name Zepard. Mexican name Zach. Don't you.

Your name is Greg. What do you mean? Greg. Don't be the one that goes out of his name. I've never met a Mexican Greg in my life. Go for toe, come on now. All I heard was valid arguments from Zach.

Screw you. And you came at Zach first, bro. You always come at the listeners. Like, that's the story of Greg. Oh my God, why is Greg always the first one to start barking? He's always like, all right, can I go? Can I go? Yeah. Every time she wants to jump on a listener.

Screw you. Let me add him. Shout out to Mexican, Zach. Shout out to all the callers that called in and went toe to toe with Gregory. You know, Greg, you get angry, but loki, you want something to happen out of this. What are you trying to do in 2026? Try to fight one of these fools, dog. You're for real.

I'm for real, yes. He wasn't just throwing a tantrum after a bad call. He really wants to fight a listener. Watch, they're all going to doubt me, and I'm going to. going to knock one of them out. Knock one of them out. This isn't like WWE because I know you're playing like the Ray Mysterio's kid. Dumb?

Yeah. You're trying to be like that full. No. But that's kind of scripted. Like what did you say scripted? It's not scripted. Storyline. Predetermined outcomes.

Pretetermined outcomes, right? I'm going to fight one of these foods. But boxing is its own thing, dog. Yeah. All right. Can we wait to see Greg. Let me out. Let me out.

Let me out. Let me give it over here. Comey. I'll show you. Money 26. Greg versus listener. Yes. Okay.

A listener favorite is you, Angie. The listeners just love you, Angelica. Because I have embarrassing moments. You do. I really do. And your moment of 2025. From all of them, which one is the top? Is?

I haven't pooped in like, frightening. But that's like a whole thing. Angie! Okay, now T. So milk of magnesium. No, honestly. And then I was going to really bloated. Ah, somebody gave her a smooth moves.

I haven't backed up for days. Oh, by you. I got energy. I know. Literally, when I was getting up here right on the elevator, I was thinking, I'm like, oh, my God, I think like this week I only poop like twice. And you got the Lodo off stuck right now.

TMI, Angie. TMI, M. Yeah, that's disgusting. TM.N.G. How is it disgusting if nothing comes out? Yeah. No, it's true. You actually have a point.

Yeah, he actually, yeah. It's just ballsed up inside. It's because it looks like you have a hernia, but it's just crap. I thought you were pregnant. Nothing voted. Wait, Adj, you still constipated to this day?

Honestly, like, look he's mid-year. Yeah, and so ever since, I'm like, I never really, like, counted it, right? And so it's been a thing. So, like, maybe a couple weeks ago, I went to Sovang, and I noticed, Lettie, I kid you not, the last time that I actually went to the restroom

was Thursday, and I went to the restroom again, Monday. So it's like, yeah. But, but I think this is what's going wrong with me. digestion issues? For sure. And then it's because I eat a lot of bread. Like, I love bolillo.

Like, I'll just sit down and eat. That doesn't do that to you. Cheese does that to you. Yeah, well, I didn't know. And I cannot help it. You're in cheese bread. And pizza and all that. Eating bread.

You had low. Bread. Get you. You had a little. It's just my excuse to be fat. And so how long, how long is this been doing? Honestly, like, happening. Since I, I don't know.

My early 20s. What? It's been a thing. So when you go, you go. You go. No, it's not like that. What is it? If we're already here,

with your TMI, what happens when? It's not even a Mutslide. What is it? Like, honestly, the Muts like, quote unquote, TMI. Oh, my God, I'm going to really say this. Here we go. No, we're here. More TMO?

We have another Tijuana. It's 20, 25. I'm strong. Yeah. When I drink tequila and I eat, oh, my God, it messes up my stomach. It's a lot. It's a lot. I was doing when I drink whiskey.

Yeah, dude, like, oh. That's your diuretic? Yeah. Like, that's the formula. Wow. We have some shots. Yeah. She did her surrando.

Give her tequila and molley right now. By the way, yes, bread can cause constipation. Yeah, and I love the yeast. I love that. Especially low in fiber bread, like white bread, Angelica. Yeah, Bolillo, right? That's Bolio? Yeah, it's Bolivia.

Yeah. White bread. Okay. Angie, I know. I wish you more poops in 2026. I hope so, too. More poops, more farts. Actually, let rip one right now.

Fart. No. Fart. Fart. Fart, fart. Yes, you can't. That's an Aphrodisiac in some countries. It is, yeah.

I don't even know what that is. India. You don't know what an aphrodisiac is? No. An aphrodisiac is something that makes someone harv-thi. Oh, I guess I'm not. Something that gives them a ball. Oh, my God.

You know? Every time I go to the restroom now, Angie, I'm going to be thankful that I can poop. Yeah, you should. Yes, you should. I'm honestly, I'm low-key jealous of all of you guys that always say, like, oh, I took my morning dump. Yeah. Dude, morning. I do three a day.

Three in the morning. Sometimes two in the morning. Yeah, sometimes two in the morning. I do three a day. But now I'm going to think of you, Angie. Just be like, well, Angie can't do this. I bet I can't. Those were the moments of Greg and Angie's.

Can we get mine out of the way? Because mine is super cringy and I just want to date. Let's do it. What is it? So this year, I won my first ever award. I won a Gracie Award. Check this out. This is big news.

Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm so happy for my baby. Oh, let me. I just saw it. Yeah, Letty. And I didn't know what that was.

And you explained it to us. Like, this is like something big, especially for us in media. Yes. So there's like a coalition for women in media. And I'm looking on the Hollywood reporter and it literally says that I won one. I was like, wait, what? I won it for host morning drive major market. It's crazy to even win something like this and just be one of us.

Like, we're just one of you fools. No, you're not. You're special. You are. I mean, not hurt the comments. You are the boys of LA. say that. If I were to do speech, I would lead with

a kid cutty bar. This is for all the kids like me. Day and night. She's crying. She's bawling, guys. She's bawling. Well, we meet kids and they see us and we're having, like that's my favorite thing. To meet our little listeners and to, because I know why I started

loving radio and I was listening when as a kid. I don't want. Yeah. And then she's like, I'm on the pursuit of happiness. Shout out to my husband. She's practicing her speech. He watched the boys while I would pursue this and vice versa. We got each other's back.

See? Thank you, George. You guys are making a woman's award about a man. We could have made a woman. Remember that meaning about you getting hired? I'm canceling it. Okay. I know you're the boys at L.A.?

Stop! Wait. I know you're the boys A belet But what the hell Does it? How much did you have to pay for that, fool? That's crazy

She does pay for it It's because she does She's the voice in ballet That's what she has to be You're annoying And why do you sound like Joe Coy right now What have you got it?

Nothing Letty, you're the boys a ballet No, that's not true He won a girl award I want a girl award Hey, you never been on a boat. Shut up. Shout out to everybody that's won awards this year.

If it's an attendance award, if it's like, hey, you finish the program award. All the awards. They all matter. The boys have L.A. To more awards in 2026. All of us. But let's go to you, Boys of L.A. The boys.

The boys. The boys. I'll tell you straight up. It's my first time. It was my first time. I've never choked on a little one before. What? Oh, wait.

No, wait. What? Wait. It's concrete's moment on brown bag. Yes, I've never choked on a little icebreaker before. And it happened, I don't know if was it like it. It was like my rookie. Yeah, it was like my rookie.

You're still a rookie. Yeah. It was my rookie year. No, no, no, my rookie week, my rookie week. My rookie week. It was like, I'm, you know. You're still. No, I just got drafted.

I just got drafted. No, you just forced your way into. What do you mean I forced my way? Can we just hear? It's here for us. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Where the hot chito's at?

He's the one that puts his arm on the desk, goes down to eat the hot chito. That comes to school with the pencil and a paper and that's it. They miss, they miss. Can I borrow paper? This is a really good song. Go down to the nurse's office. Can you go die outside, please? Oh my God.

Go die in the nurse's office. And then it just got stuck in the back of it. Like, you know, a little pocket right there in the back of your throat? Why are you eating in glass? I don't know what to say right now. You guys are like, I'm dying and you guys are like, get out. What do you mean? Can somebody do the heimlich?

That is out of control. All seven of you. You guys, nobody got up. There's somebody called Sweet James or something. Somebody. Concrete. Hey, can you go down? Can you get out?

That was crazy, dog. Because I was literally done. And I'm like, wow. Wow. Go see the nurse. The worst part of it is like the gibberish we're talking about. It's like, especially like it's like, lo-boos. It's like, we're just like nonsense.

It's like, especially six months later. It's like, what the hell are we even speaking about? Imagine those are that. That's the last thing you're here. Yeah. We're like, we're like, it's just a bunch of oddity news. You know what I'm saying? Random.

He's over, who. And now he sees looboos in his dreams. LeBubububu's, Cori, Cori. Your face the whole time was hilarious. I was dying. Let that be. a lesson to you. Never put Papa mint in your mouth.

If you're going to be around someone, you don't be laughing. Yes. That was a very embarrassing moment, but I don't think this year anyone had the more embarrassing moment. Even with Greg fighting with listeners. Me crying on the radio. Angie.

TMI. TMI. Concrete's choking. Then Victor. Yes. What are you doing? This year will be a year you have ingrained in your skin. Yes. Because it's the year that you got a tattoo of your girlfriend, Jordan. Oh, my God. Yes.

This is what he got in a surprise. The tattoo hurt around the world. Yes. This is like really, really serious for Vic. A year. A year is a lot. It's because it's different. Like, she's the one.

Yeah. She's really nice, man. She's really nice. She's the one tatted on your whole arm. That's right. If she were to get a tatted, do you want her to tie like Rosecrans Vick or Victor? Nah, word on Rosecrans. That's a good one.

That's good one. She hasn't got you tatted, bro? No, I don't want her to. What? Her body's a temple. Does she have any tests? Yeah, does she have tacks? Of her daughter.

So she can get a tete if she wanted to. McHoll. Conquerie has his girl. I got my wife tatted. There's a big difference. Totally. Totally. Totally.

That's a little bit. That's crazy, that's crazy. That's crazy. Thank you. Who does that? Rosecrans big. Because if there's no one. There's no way you can cover that.

Because what about if like in three weeks she's like, never mind. Then that's the risk that took. What are you going to do with that? He puts Michael on the other side. But it's Jordan. It's spelled Jordan with the Y. It's okay.

They misspelled Michael Jordan. What has her family said? They're like, damn, what's so big? Her dad was like, you wouldn't and did that? Because they know. They know. She just hasn't told you. That's her daddy.

Oh, big. But it's here and guess what? At the end of the year, you got that wind? June. June. You're still thriving, bro. Yeah. Still thriving.

Everything's still going pretty well. Got one. There, I got another one on the other side. God willing. My dad. It's a risk he's willing to take. And loves a risk, carnal. I have a question.

Yes. So at that time, we still didn't know what she was going to get you. What did she get you for your anniversary? My anniversary. What did she get me? If you had to think about it that long, it's crazy. Yeah, I don't remember. Wasn't that cool.

Yeah. Just love and support. There we go. That's enough. A prayer. She's very faithful. What did she get me? I don't know.

That's my mask. No, no, no, no. Don't start this argument now. I got a freaking huge ass forearm tattooing. And I didn't. People on Instagram love and support me for. That's crazy. Yeah.

That's free. Got cooked again. She clicks the link. That's crazy. She supports. It looks great. And you'd match it up with your other. The forearm amazing.

2026 feels like there's going to be more tattoos and store in your life, bro. For sure. Shout on my boy Rock Roll G. We're going crazy. I see it. I see it. Keep it here. More brown bag mornings on the way.

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