Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 630 Fiddling with the Joystick at 3 AM 🕹️ + The President of Venezuela’s Nike Tech Fit | Brown Bag Mornings (01/05/26)

Episode Date: January 5, 2026

Luis calls the Homie Helpline to ask if he should "spin the block" on a 29-year-old "firecracker" who claims her 3 a.m. texts were just for Fortnite and who allegedly loves his "soft hair and Jackie Chan hands". The squad also puts the Petty Police on high alert after reports that the President of Venezuela was captured in a Nike Tech fleece because he was publicly dancing too much like Donald Trump. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎮]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown bag, the better. Come on. Ain't nothing but a brown bag party. Yay. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, God.

It's 7.10 a.m. this morning, January 5th. Cinco. Yeah. And we are your Cinco Amigos. Oh, there's five. Wow. We are. I'm Lettie.

Blessed to be here with Greg. And? And. Greg. And? Con. And Angie. You were DMX.

BMAX. There you go. I'm here live on the radio. VMX. This guy. B-M-X. That's good. And they ride me like a BMX.

Who's they? Who rides you? Wait. Who's they? Just my girl. But you said they ride me. I don't know. I don't know why I said that.

I was making it on the pegs. Wait. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, that's all bad. No, no, no pegging, porthold, hold on. That was crazy. So many on taugas. What did I just say, dude?

What the hell? Let me get on a peg, it's crazy. Oh, my. Hey, quick, chat, GPT, a photo of vacant bike and concrete on pegs. Me on the pegs. And on the bike, put, like, Jordan. Yeah, Jordan. Oh, yeah, Jordan.

All right. New segment alert, new segment alert. Every day this week, we are going to be in the police. What? We're going to be the police. We're going to be the feds. God damn. Oh, what?

No, no. Not that police. The petty police. All right, because petty things are going on in our world. Andy, that was a great. When they stop you. A great police effect. When they stop you.

You get blurted? Yes. I never stop. The petty police, okay? What's your police sound effect? Whip? Okay. Whip?

What about you, Guy? Stop resisting! All right. I was thinking like, me, rea, rea, that's like your ambulance. Stop! Show me your hands!

Okay. Today, petty police is arresting the Trump administration, all right, for their international. pettiness. All right, we all saw over this past weekend the president of Venezuela be captured and some are on either side of this situation. This is horrible

or people are celebrating this. But the petty part about it, isn't that the Trump administration did it for oil and guising it for something else? But the reason they decided to go and capture him now reportedly, allegedly

it was because this full Maduro was dancing Too duro. He was dancing too much. All publicly, all over the internet. There was like recent, like clearly recent holidays. And he was publicly dancing. What's funny is that his dance is like Trump's dance. Oh, yeah.

The arm movement. The arm movement. I don't even know what you call it. The double wanker. The double wanker. The double wanker. They took it reportedly allegedly as mockery. That he was like,

ha, ha, you can't catch me. And let me dance like your dumb president. poorly allegedly. And they were like, you know what, we've had enough. Oh, my God. Enough of you. Enough of you. We're going to go capture you.

Invasion. Well, I don't know if it was an invasion. It was. It was a bunch of stuff going on. Yeah, it's a lot. Him and his wife were captured, but apparently the root, like the, I guess the straw that broke the camel's back? Is it camels?

Yeah. Was that he was dancing too much publicly. Oh. That's what it was. Yeah. So it wasn't that they were like surveilling him for like six months before. Apparently not. And they wiped out all the energy in, like, the country.

Or the other running theory that he also agreed to this and this is off for show. Oh, what? Somebody got paid 50 mil to turn him in, something like that. It was just the dance. It was the dance. Importantly, the strike was ordered for, you just got to get him now because this was too happy. Let that be a lesson to you, okay? Because this is petty, but this is happening every day.

You might not be the president of Venezuela, but you might be sure. going off too much online, how happy you are. Someone else is looking at that, like, I've had enough. Nobody. Now let me go steal their joy. For sure. Everybody calm down. Nobody dance in 2026.

Chris Brown, please never do another backflip. We need you. We need you for our entertainment, Chris Brown. Don't be too happy on social media. Somebody else can look at that. Like, it's their time to steal your joy. Happens all the time. That's the petty police, all right?

Right here on Brownback mornings. Tomorrow there would be someone else that needs to stop resisting, right? resisting. Stop because I'm telling you. Don't. You need a new officer sound effect.

We'll just come up with something. We'll work on it. Did you just swing at me? You turned off my body cam. All right. All right. Greg, what's going down, my friend? All the parents in the room.

Parents of Los Angeles is a suspicious thing. your kid stop saying six, seven, or tum, tune, tum, tum, too. Had they stopped saying it at all? Yeah. They stopped saying it? Yeah, my son doesn't sit down.

It's because they're following the rules of the Great Meme Reset. What? What is that? The Great Meme reset were all the kids January 1st, 2026, they're leaving all the 2025, 2025 memes in 2025, and they're not saying them anymore. Oh, my goodness. Bro, put a belt rate today behind away that switch, I know he died.

Six, seven. I just been right on a row. No more. No more. No more. Please, be, I need this. My mom is kind of homeless. Luisito, you're done.

Done. Ballerina Capucina. Oh, gosh. Oh, boy, bong, tung, tung, tun, tun, tun, tun, tun, tun, tun, tch, tun, tun, tach. Done. Bananini. Done. No more of those memes.

They got annoyed just like we got annoyed. But what they decided to do is bring back some classic actual funny memes that I thought that was funny as well. You did? A classic one, what's 9 plus 10? Oh, gosh. What's 9 plus 10? 21?

That's hilarious. That's hilarious. So now they're not allowed to say 6, 7. Like, they are on their own little, the kid misphere. Yes, agreed. We are not allowed to say 6, 7 anymore. But it's cool to say 21. Yeah.

That's FY. They're even bringing back. It's like the whole children delegation of the world. Just when I started knowing when to say it. I know. No. They're even bringing back the Rick Roll. Oh.

Oh, that's a classic. You don't remember this one? I know this one. Yeah, it's a great meme. Great meme. That's a good one. I love that one. What song?

You don't remember this game at all. You just get Rick Roll. What is that? Let me show you something. So, like, say it's like, is Rick Ross involved? It's like, all right, the caption is like, Kendrick and Drake finally, finally like, settle the beef. Okay.

You click on the video, and then that place. right there. So it's click base. Yeah, yeah. It's like you got Rick rolled. So it's like you got duped into like thinking you were going to see something crazy. Duped, yeah. That's crazy.

Bambuzal. Yeah. Hoodwit. It's the new time that we're discovering it. Yeah. You got Rick rolled. Is there a reason why it's called Rick rolled? Is this the artist?

Because that's the name of the same. Yeah. Oh. Okay. I know it from like, just dance. Yeah. Just dance. Like you would dance to that song.

Really? Yeah. There's like a whole dance to it. No. I would dance. I don't remember it, but. This is all so crazy. What else is just you, dog?

What else is coming back? The Nayan cat. You guys remember this one? What? No, no. Oh, man. Jesus Christ. No, what is that?

It's a little, like, digital cat that dances on the rainbow and stuff like that, and everybody was crazy for it. You guys remember that one? No. No. It's back. It's back.

What's also back is he man. Hey, hey, hey. What's going on? Are you? Are you lying to it? Are we getting rigged roll right now? Oh, classic. What?

Yeah, I bring it back. What is this? I don't know. I've never heard these. But we'll see if, like, the kids can stay true to not saying 6-7 and stuff like that. Right? Because it's hard. It's hard.

Like, when something's implanted in your brain, like. You just say it? Last week I said, damn, Daniel. Like, if it just happened. You know what I'm saying? Damn, Daniel. Yeah. Wow.

Wow. Wow. Okay. And then there's this. This one? Why are you running? Why are you running? Oh, God.

You guys remember that one, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, but the other version. Okay. No, that's, no. I thought that was another one. Right? Why are you gay?

Yes. Why are you gay? That's the one I know. That's the one that's back now is this one. Why are you running? Yeah, but the why are you gay is better. That's up to your personal choice. No, I mean, it's all good.

I know. Gayed up. Anyways, that's new now. What's old is new. What's old is new. And what's six, seven, is gone. Gone. Okay.

No, that's a day. Thank you. Thank you. Wow. Hey, why are you ready for the weather? Yeah. Okay. There you go.

And now, the weather. Hell the dog. With concrete storm. Peritos then is going down for the weather Monday, January 5th and we are experiencing a lot of water. I stay wet for two weeks, dog. I'm wet right now.

First off, we go to the city of Downy. A Cholo, turn thy frown upside down, G. Because your high is 62 degrees today and you're 52 degrees at night. Stay warm, Cholo, put your socks super high, you see. Next, we push to the city of Awadurse. I'm on a beer diet. Now I'm sipping duce. Uh-oh.

Your high is 50 degrees today and you'll be 44 degrees at night. Perritos, too. Put your socks up, perron. Now we pull up to the city of Carson. If you're a perito, let me hear you start barking. Your high is 62 and you'll be 53 at night. Lastly, we smash to the city of Santa Ana where Angie pushes weight like Tony Montana. Angie's, I know what that means?

Angie, you're a drug dealer. That's what it means. Christmas gifts. Angie, you're a drug dealer. We didn't forget. Your high is 61 degrees today, Angie, and you'll be 52 at night. So tell Marcus to... Oh, cuddle.

They're not allowed to do that in her mom's house. What? Yeah, there's like 20 of them. Yeah, there's no priority. We actually do. Stay in. And then I'm going to be like, hey, you want to go for coffee? Play with the...

Play with the masa in the sala, for favor. No. No. Oh. Oh. Angie, you're a little crazy girl. Downey, you're going to be 62 and 52 at night. Agua Dulce, 50 degrees and 44 at night.

Carson, you are 62 degrees and 53 at night. Santa Ana, you are 61 degrees and 52 at night. That's right. Your boy, Concrete, for brown-bram mornings on Power 106. Let's go. Esomero. All right, check this out, homie. If you need a homie or need some help.

We need your help. We need a line. I mean phone line. We got you for. The homie helpline. Luis needs our help. All right. He hit us up and said, hey, brown bag.

I'm in a predicament. My name is Luis. A few months ago, I got out of a situation ship with an older woman I met on a dating app. She's 29 and I'm 26. She was a firecracker. She did wild things other girls never did for me. We had been seeing each other for about two months. Everything was cool until I felt like she was house hopping from my house to other dudes' houses.

Uh-oh. She told me she slept with a woman, which I said was fine. Yuck. Since she was honest about it. What got me to the breaking point was she would get calls and text from dudes at 1 to 3 a.m., which was the same time she would hit me up to hang out. Once I said something about it, she said not to worry about them. but next time I saw calls around that time, the photo and names were removed.

He said, I broke it off with her back in September, but I'm missing her explosive energy badly. Oh, my God. I'm not seeing or talking to anyone, and I'm on the fence if I should bite the bullet and call slash texter or stick to being on my own. Should I leave her in 2025 or spin the block in 26? Help me out, Brownback. Hold on, we have an explosion sound effect. I just want to make sure it's... What?

He misses that. Here's another way. That's how he... Oh, wow. That's crazy. It's like, I want that. I want that bag. I want that explosion.

I want that explosion. Okay. All right. I thought I was about to be like, but the ball, but the song of me tell is it. Yeah. Explosive. Okay.

Luis. This is real. This is our guy Luis. Should he leave this explosive firework in 2025 or spin the block in 2026? Oh, my God. According to him, they were together for two months. Two months. In that two months, she slept with another woman.

Oh, sick. He was good with it. He's okay because she told him. That's very honest and open. But his last straw was that she would be getting calls and text. from dudes at around one did he say? One to three a. One to three at him in the morning, told him, don't worry about it.

Then the next time those calls would come up, now the stuff is changed. And it's like, bro, it's at the same time. Those are the same hours. Also, those hours are the same hours she would be calling him when they're not together. He knows her play. And it's like, oh. Her little schedule. Yeah.

I wonder what is. So they broke up. They broke up. He cut her off. He cut her off. All right. Strong. Yeah.

Right. But he's thinking about it. Yeah. She'll never forget it. You can't find someone else that. To pop his firework. Yeah. Be not explosive?

Situation should. The lightest fuse. Woo. She did a number on him. I know in the message. He also mentioned about tracking, no? Yeah. Like they would like check in like share locations.

Like oh, I'm here now. He had two months? Yes. But they were an official. Yeah. Four. Oh, they were. This is crazy.

This is a lot. They were love bombing. It seems like, yes, they were love bombing each other. They were, pshu. Oh, for sure. Cada one, cahua, it was like that. Okay.

So, we have him on the line. Luis. Luis. Hello. Why are you laughing, Brown bag? Hello, Luis. How are Luis?

It's just cracking me up. Like a firecracker? Like a firecracker? Yeah. The sound effect reminds me of the slot machine. You know that one slot machine found with the fireballs. Yeah, yeah.

The red one, right? Okay, gambler. Yeah. Okay. All right, bro. Talk to us, though. You were only dating this woman for two months. She's a couple years older than you.

Nothing crazy. She's like, I like older women. At la seora. Yeah. Al-a-da-a-da-a-da-a-a-dina. You met her on a dating app. Can I ask you which one? Tinder.

On Tinder. Oh. What made you swipe? Just like the energy that she had. on her in her photos. And so I wanted to add some context too. Like so when she said, oh yeah, don't worry about it. What her main excuse was she said, don't worry about it.

I game online sometimes when I'm off work. Okay, okay. So my friends call me to hop on. All right. We're going to get there. Pop on. We're going to get there. We're going to get there.

But let's start from the beginning with you, okay? Yeah. So you met her, you guys swiped on each other's Tinder, however that works, you guys met up. And according to you, she has done things that other women have not done for you. Can you please explain as PG as possible? As G rated as possible. What that means? So like I said the main thing, because I've been in many relationships, all of them has ended badly.

Not of my decision of my own. But, you know, she would drive to me and the initiative that she would have for that, because I picked her up a couple times. Okay. But the initiative there kind of like gave me the kind of like, oh, I'm starting to really like her because, you know, nobody, none of my partners showed that much initiative, even some that live right down the street. Okay, scur! Let's get to it.

Did she lick your chickie streaks? No. That she would go to him. Because that's, you know, that'll make a man come back. No, but it's that she would go to him. The initiative. She would drive. That's fine.

No other woman has gone to you, but she did that. I'm going to tell you right now, I thought the bar was licking the chickie-strikes. Did she ever tick her balloon not? I mean, yeah. Yes. Whoa. That's all. Okay.

Why didn't you say that? Why did you say she would go to my house and no other girls wouldn't? He's laughing He's like, damn Mexico, D'ale! Oh! Did the grito?

All right. All right, bro. And other... Other women wouldn't do the things that she would do in the bedroom, but also, am I right? Are we good?

And then also in real life, like in a relationship, you saw that she did the, like, the initiative, like you mentioned. yes okay so then everything's all gravy in this two months in this two months that's gross in this two months that you're with her dog uh she slept with a woman can you talk to us about that yeah so um okay so uh there's kind of like a redo of like something that happened to me in the past of just like um it's a certain thing where it's like women like any women i was with they will be like

okay, I'm fine with us, you know, doing this thing, keeping it on the low kind of thing, but I don't want you to sleep with other women. And I'm like, okay, I don't want you to sleep to sleep with other men. And I said, okay, you know, that's kind of like the agreement that would be made. And she would, since she's by, she slept with another woman. But of course, told me beforehand and said, is it fine? And I said, it's cool. Just keep me updated.

and, you know, she would update me, you know, during the... For favor. During the encounters? During the encounters? Por favor, keep me update. Yeah, I was at a baseball game. Uh-huh. Wow.

Wow. I sent me updates. We're rounding third. What in English? Was she on? All right. So, I guess the communication part was really important to you, and she was communicating. So you felt like, hey, at least she's being honest about the things that she's doing.

And you guys are not official. You guys are still, like, I guess, in the talking to each other, getting to know each other phase. Now, while you guys are together, this is where it gets weird for you. She's starting to get calls and texts from dudes. Yes. And that's where she said that it was online gambling.

They're never from Tinder? Online gambling. Or was it gaming? Like, like, they will play on the, yeah, like games like that, right? Oh. Video games. Yeah, video games. Yeah.

But you thought she was playing games for real. With other men. Yeah. Right. Because so I would see her friends list that she would play with. Yeah. And she's like, oh, I play with these guys and these girls. But I'm like, okay, so did they have the personal number?

No. And then suddenly a few days later, like, yeah, they call me to hop on the game. And I'm like, well, that's kind of weird because, you know, I think you told me before that they don't have your phone number. So kind of weird Yeah So you're like Oh she's probably like fiddling with her joystick and stuff

Yeah yeah Gillesly Creamy Okay All right bro Luis How'd you break up with her So You know like I hit her up

Because While this is happening Like I said Like it went from one week Perfectly fine She would She would work late But it will always be once a week

Because she's a manager at her retail store. Okay. So from one week, hating it, absolutely dreading the day she would go. Then suddenly the next week, multiple days lined up, she's like, I'm working late. And I'm like, oh, that much suck. She's like, it's fine. And I'm just like, okay, that's kind of weird.

And it would go on. And, you know, I work early in the morning. So she would be like, can you wait for me? Can you stay up for me until I, you know, get out of work? I'll head straight to you. I'm like, perfect, you know. That was the, you know, routine that we had. But then, no, she would wait until almost 3 a.m.

You know, and I got to wake up in like two hours or three hours after that. And she'll be like, sorry, can't make it. So, you know, I'll get hit. Yeah. Yeah. And so you broke it off. Did you just ghost her? Did you say I can't do this anymore?

I just texted her. I hit her up because she was at a festival at the time. But I just hit her up saying, look. It's a rock festival. I don't remember the name of it. It was a rock, uh, rock, uh, rock, uh, rock music festival. Okay. That she was at. Mm. And she, um, you know, I was texting her saying, look, you know, like, it's bothering me, you know, this, this and that. And it would bother me how, you know,

our communication is not really as straightforward no more. You're not answering. Just like, what's going on? You know, like, is there something wrong? Can you talk to me about it? And then she got a little uppity and she says, like, well, I'm doing my best for you. I'm doing what I can for you, this is that, ever everything not enough for you or something. And I'm like, wow. And, you know, we would share, you know, trauma dumping as people do. She's like, oh, is it because like this, this enough things from your past or something? I'm like, wow, no, I'm just, I just want communication.

That's all I ever wanted, right? Like, you're freaking out a bit. So I told you like, you know what? Like, I think we should just stop it here. And she's like, agreed we should stop it here. And you broke up with her while she's at a concert? Through text? Yeah, through text.

And your butt cheeks haven't been the same since. Oh, the chickas-tecas is like, where she is? The balloon, it's like, oh, all right. So you stayed true and she stayed true to like you guys giving each other space, Luis, this woman that you were dating for two months and then she was acting a little bit weird, but it's like, then the communication wasn't there. And now you're wondering like, hey, is this worth a second? Is this worth a spin the block in 2026?

Yes, yes. I'm just thinking about it because I'm in a period like, I have seen another woman afterwards, like a month after. Mothers don't count. Your mom was just taking you to lunch. Has she reached out to you? Has she talked to you since? No, no, no.

Finish, finish. You were dating another woman. Yeah, so I was seeing another woman at the time. But, also she was like, a traitionerer, saying me in a mentkis, like, oh, yeah, I have two roommates. I'm like, oh, that's crazy.

Like, yeah, they're two guys. I'm like, oh, yeah, right? That's crazy. And she's like, but you can't. And then she'll be like, oh, you can't come into the apartment. I'm like, why is that? And then, you know, I did some investigations. And I saw on her Facebook pages that she has pictures of her kissing both the roommates.

Oh, my God. Wow. So I was like, you know what? You know, I'm done. I'm going to stay infidavo. I don't want to talk to you. Are you speaking to like, Senora? I know.

Where do you meet these ladies? A guy's in a crazy algorithm. I'm not going to laugh. He's crazy. Yeah. Are you sure not on cheese pot dogs? I don't care to start contigo no more. You know what's crazy?

Like, that's, yeah. But he's saying on the right words. He is, he's killing it. I like it. Do a lingo. Yeah. He's like, I'm going to hit a level C. a cafe.

Yeah, I'm very caliente, Micho. But I don't care. Were they only Spanish

speakers or? So the lady that I'm calling you guys about no, she's like

a white girl you know just like a white girl but the other girl yeah she was

Colombia from Colombia. For favor, no you're with those hombres

for for her be a Melf Cappacito. Would she do the Chihuahuiwi-we kiss? No, no, no. Like, she was not doing anything.

And when we finally, when we finally did, like, hook up because she's like, I don't want to wait because I want something serious. I'm like, all right, let's see where this goes. When we finally hooked up, it was not, it was not good. Do you want to try something by chance? You got to comeista?

Yeah, comeiste. You got me? You all yakimiste, aura? Louise Please need her help Hold on, wait That's one more question Okay, go ahead

After seeing her Did you miss The old girl Way more Yes Yeah, I know what happened Just wasn't her Yeah

Okay, all right Thank you You opened up a lot He did He opened up a lot Yeah One more thing Okay, go go

My goodness I've You know like I said like I've had you know experiences like this so it's not my first rodeo when it comes to this and I know you're lying you're lying because you said she did things that no one's done before I know like I'm classifying it in the way that like yeah like I know there's a way back to her from prior prior prior experiences because that's how it was you know with stole a little star son edas over here you know like there's always there's always that little way back there's always that's trace and arrows right here. Pierce, uh, I get it. We get it, bro. Do you know, all the cheap of toxicas, they always take you back when you spend the block.

Angie, I don't know what he's saying. Trisoneros. So he knows it's a for sure shot if he goes back. Yeah. But should he is the question. Luis, I got you, bro. We're going to hook you up, man. Oh, my goodness.

818-205-9. By the way, she's not the chick-a-chrecha-tri-9. The other girl is a chicka tricenera. He just thought she might be. Yes, right? Because he would play she would play Fortnite around 3 a.m. instead of seeing him. What other dudes? She's a gamer.

She's a gamer. And Luis, we have you on the phone. Luis. Describe yourself. Like, who's the closest celebrity you look like? Oh. Oh. That's hard to explain.

I mean, you guys have my, you guys have my... We want you. We want you to tell us. Come, my... I don't know. I don't know. I guess I got the same hands, size hands as Jackie Chan, I guess.

Out of all the face. What? Come on. Talk about your face. How do you look from your hair? I don't think that's a... Complement yourself. Come on.

Big yourself up. Okay, okay. What are some compliments? All right. All right. I guess some compliments are like that I always get is about my hair. How my hair is always like soft. It's never, it's never dry.

Nice. Wow. You can dish it. So he has soft hair and Jackie Chanhans. Wow. Wow. No wonder girls are freaking crawling your lady. Oh, the tricerneras.

Oh, the tricerneras. Okay. But you're wondering, should I leave that woman in 2020? or is it worth spinning the block? I know that if I do, like, we're going to meet each other again, right? Mm-hmm. Okay, Luis, thank you so much.

Thank you. I thought he was going to say, like, facially. I wonder what's, yeah, what's in his Tinder bio? So funny. Greg thinks, you just like, I thought he was going to be like, I'm all fierrudo and all this. Oh, yeah. Or something?

Yeah, maybe. You know, he was like, my hands are soft and supple. I thought he looked like Stuart Little. Yeah. All right. Well, let's go to the calls. He wants help. Should he try to get this girl back, the firecracker of his life?

The firecracker. Yeah. Or should he just move on in 2026? All right. Let's go to Robert and Downey. What's that Robert? Robert. Robert.

Hey, hey, hey, good morning, brown bag. Good morning, everybody. Buenos deia. Okay, we like this. Let's go. Robert. What would you tell our homie, Luis? Oh, man, there's two ways to go with this.

You know, he's still a puppy. He's still a puppy. And right now, you know, he's got the power. He's got the power right now. You got to leave her in 25, bro, because the whole idea is that if you get back with her, now she's got the power, and it might get worse. Might not. It might get worse.

But the whole idea about that is all she has to do is call off one of your guys' dates, and then you're going to be questioning her again. You know, the whole idea is that if you didn't trust her in the first place, and then all of a sudden you start seeing signs again, you're not going to trust her again in that whole routine about oh, I miss her, I miss her. You know, that's out the window again.

Because he's power, dog. You were in 25. Because he's still a puppy. Puppy power? Yeah. He's a puppy. I guess too, and he's, you know, Rob, he's thinking of all the good times

and feelings. But he needs to also remember, like remember how she would make you feel when she would go steal? Remember how she would make you? Like, remember those things, too, you know? Also, too. Brom back, check it out.

The thing is, man, she might be beautiful, and there are a lot of women out there, man, that know how to treat a man. Just for instance, like, the little stuff, like, we're going out on a date, and my collar's a little crooked, so she fixes my collar, gives me a little kiss in the cheek. Oh, my God, that's fire. But she's not the only one that can do that. Damn. Wow, Robert.

That's Mars. She's not. It's true. Keep her power. Keep her power. He needs to be a big dog. Keep the power. Keep your puppy power.

Fight the powers at B. But I'm wondering because he said the other girl did stuff too. Yeah. But it's not like, yeah, there's other girls that could do it. But they're not her. You know, that also changes. It's like there's so many other people that will do the same thing to fixing the collar. Yeah.

But it's like that's not the hands of the woman that you love. I don't think he wants his collar fixed again. No. Like after my last relationship, I went on dates too. And I was like, they're still not her. Like, they like, there's little things. Yeah, but then I got over it. I was like, oh, you didn't get over it.

You didn't get over it. It's 2026 now. I'm over it, all right? Oh, I would go. Little puppy. Little puppy power. Hey, hold your power, dog. Roop.

Okay. All right. David. David and East L.A. What's up, David? Hey, Brown Bay. There he is. There he is.

Where have you been, bro? You know, I just been in the cut. Hey, but I want to just let you guys know, hey, you know, happy holidays. I hope you guys had a good 20, 2025, 2026. Let's tear it up. Hey, concrete, concrete baby, baby. I'm glad to hear you again, baby. Hey, I'm glad you're here.

Why are you running? Hey, better once in a while for me, let that hair down, you know? For a while. What's going on here? What just happened right now? Desgreigna me. What? For favor.

Gloria, for once in a while. No, tebaz. Can we get back to this? You have any advice? No, actually, you guys want us to leave?

David, I'll let you in God. Have it. Hey, go ahead. Hold the call. Hold the call. For a favor. Get on my ear, full.

What? Press one. Say hello. Say hello. The party line. They're reenacting the party line. The abuser labels are crazy. Hey, Concrete, remember your wife?

Remember your wife? Who? Who? Nicky. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love you, baby. Okay, there you go, there you go. David, remember your four baby mamas?

Hey, hey, I keep them all. Oh, you keep yours. You know, I don't, I don't, I, I never snitch before. I'm not going to talk. What's going on right now? It's a new year. It's a transaction. David's like, new year, new me.

Hey. That's regular. That's regular. What? Ha! I'm just, I'm just mad to see what? No, you're not. You're not.

He's like, unless. Unless you go to do it. Okay. So, Louise, you're scaring Louise. Luis, he does. Hey, Luis. That, fool. He's, look, yeah.

Originally, I say try to get it back, full, but he's done. He chocked that up. You know why? Because those type of freaks, full, they come around once in a while, and they give you your chance, and you could lock them down. And you don't, they're gone. She's gone with the wind, baby. He's never going to get it back again.

He might have another chance to get it, but, like, to have her as is. Yeah. She's done. He's, chalk it up to the game, you know what I'm saying? Try to go back. You might feel stupid when she tells you know, and she ignores him and all that, you know? True. But, hey, because also another thing, too, is that type of one like that, folks,

I wouldn't make them, I wouldn't make that type, my girl. Hell not. She's just a gamer. What's wrong with her? That's exactly what it is, exactly. So two gamers kind of bump heads, you get me? Oh, gosh. And then, you know, I mean, when you're doing things like that and you're doing backflips

and they have you doing backflips, And if you didn't teach them, then they learned it from somewhere. So come on, dog. And then you know what? Yeah, he just messed up. He should have kept that in the, man, because, you know, freaks like that? Come on, dog. Who lets them go?

I don't know. Keep it in the cut. Like you would cut? Don't ever say. Yeah, keep it a secret forever, you know? Forever. David, thank you so much. You just made our 2020.

Hey, hey, you guys. You guys have a good one and I miss you guys and and I hope the best for all of you. Thank you too, David. Love you too, bro. Well, he didn't say I love you. Just do too soon. I just threw it out there all day. My bad.

He didn't say it back. I know. I was like, I love you too. He never said it, huh? No. Because he don't tell him I love you. I know. He got attached already.

Oh, man. What is he? Did he stay? Yeah. Oh, man. My 6th Street Bridge is tickling right now. What? I don't know what that means, but I do.

She said I do, Cochina. Louise, leave her alone. Susie out. Please, leave her alone and David leave Con alone. For favor. As if we didn't feel bad enough about our bodies already. I do. We invited Jesus, the trainer.

Hi, Jesus. Hi, Jesus. Hi, thank you for having me. Thank you for coming in, bro. Yeah, when they say, like, the novel. The novella Mexicans? He's right here.

That's him. Right? Light skin. Yeah. All that. Concrete. They call him the pinks. What?

Because they got pink cheeks, he thought. Look at him. Oh, my God. Yeah. He has rosy cheeks. He does. How do you describe his container? He came from Miami.

Straight from Miami Telemundo looking. That's fine, y'all. He's from the city. Yeah. He's from the valley. I know. Beautiful. God, dude.

He's bushy. I can't even look at him. Right. And he has a little. nice hair. You know we've talked about we talked about like the little kid haircut. Yeah. But like it fits him. He's a trainer in the mornings and then he doesn't

he's a Disney Prince by day over there. Yes. Prince Charming. Prince Charming over there. You could be like, I feel like you could save us, bro. Prince Eric. I feel like we need to get you in front of Trump. Take it easy, bro. We're a great community. And then he'd be like, you know what? He's a good looking version of me.

That's definitely it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. How do you describe yourself, Jesus? Just Mexican. Oh, humble, too? You're even more fine. A humble and fine, damn, fool.

The whole fact. Damn. Did you work out today already? Yeah, I did. Oh, my God. Oh, what time? Six. Did you cold plunge?

No, no, not today. No, and he's not lazy. Have you trained anybody today? No, no, no, no, no, not yet. No, no, yeah, no, yeah. You can train us to man out. All right. Okay, Jesus, the trainer.

You know, he's my husband's trainer. They work out of West Hollywood, right? And that's where he has his own gym. What's he laughing? Okay. Him and George, really? You can work out with him in. Whoa.

Oh, my God. I think you're a great sport but also you have like a mission you want to accomplish and that's why I really wanted to get you up here especially with Latinos you have taken it upon yourself to be like look however I can help my community become better fit I want to do that right yeah talk to me about that well you know I've had the gym in West Hollywood and most trainers there they try to say oh celebrity trainer celebrity trainer celebrity trainer and for me I just thought I never started for that reason it was always for for, you know, whoever needed that help to come in and get help. So for me, that started us on our mission with working with community centers where, yeah, we have the gym and that's where we make money. But now we're trying to partner with as many community centers as we can to have that as an added service for the community centers. So parents, kids that want to learn how to lift weights, it should be something that you can get

no matter how much you can afford. So that's what we're on. Where can people reach you, Jesus, first of all? Instagram for the most part. What's the? Seuss.L. S-E-U-S-S-D-L-A. Seuss like Dr. Seuss. Go look for yourself.

I thought you went like a Greek god's loose. No, no, no, no, no. I was like, because that fits. All right, right. Oh, my God. He's been wanting to train you. Oh, dude, anytime. Anytime, brother.

Now that I know what you look like, I believe in it. I believe the mission. I know. Does it give me a chiseled chin like yours too and everything? There's exercises for that. What? All right. Hesuz, you brought your machine. Tell us about this machine.

So that machine just tells us a little bit more than just weight, right? Because a lot of people just look at the number on the scale. This is going to tell you muscle mass, body fat, and BMI. But we'll focus on the muscle mass and body fat number. All right. Looking at the room, do you have a guess of whom we have the most body fat? Just say it. Just say it, fool.

Just say it. No, I have no idea. Nah. Oh, my God. He's so nice. You want to be our trainer yesterday? You all are fat. We need brutal honesty.

Yeah. No, but that's why I have the machine, so I don't have to say it. The machine's like, wow. That's the son of everything. All right. All right. So we are going to measure our BMI right now.

Who wants to go first? Who wants to go? I'll do it. All right. So in order to be, get on this machine. Mm-hmm. You have to take off your shoes. Shoes and socks.

Good thing you have a nice feet, brother. Oh, shoes and socks? Yeah. Oh, shoes and socks. And then we're going to check our BMI. We're going to see who has the most B.M. No, it's not BMI. Who has the most body fat?

Okay. Saddle your feet? Damn, shoes and socks? For real? I have a bad toe. I hope your feet don't smell. I have an ugly toe right now. You're going to put your phone number?

That is going to pop up your camera. Vic is going to get his body mass indexed all of that. Okay. I did a couple of push-ups Oh my good You got a crazy toy now? That looks crazy to all purple Oh yeah?

No one's gonna look at your feet dog No one's looking at your feet I put your foot Does your foot smell? No no Okay we'll find out We'll find out Vic is crazy

I already take off my shoes I'm good to go Vick is gonna be the standard So you're gonna tell me what Vic is. You're going to tell me what Vic is and then we'll go to some songs and then we'll all test to see who in the crew

has the most body fat. It even plays music for you and everything you want. It does. The test is complete. So 29% body fat. Woo! Hey, that's not too bad. Wait, hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Ask, what's good body fat? Hesu's talk to us. What do those results mean to you? Get on the mic. It just means we have to work a little bit. It means we have to work a little bit. I mean, ideally, I always recommend being in between like 12 to 15. So I'm like double.

Yeah, you are. So, way too many double double. But there's more people in here. There's more people in here. Jesus. You're up in the good old city of Panorama. That's right. Panorama city.

Your parents were from what part of Mexico? Seca tecas. So that's where they get all the novella stars. Yeah. Yeah, they say you look like a novella person. I didn't say that, Greg said that. He said you look like Zach Efron. He does.

He looks like a Ken Bart. Ken, Kendall. He looks like a dream. Your dream? Dream. Call you a dreamer? He's a dream? All right.

He's my husband's trainer. He looks like what I think I look like. Oh, for it. And his dream is to read. We define Latino stereotypes, especially when it comes to fitness. Right, Jesus? Got it. All right.

One are some stereotypes that we have as Latinos? I think it's just that we can't get in shape. Like a lot of people come in that are Mexican and they're like, you know, I can't get that midsection to disappear. But, you know, that's just kind of genetic. Yeah. And I'm like, nah. I mean, I'm Mexican, you know. Yeah.

So you're very different. Look at these stranded ads. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, I can't take those excuses. No, pan duce, look what happens. Oh, but you still, I guess I won't say like you, you eat well, but you also eat things that you like too, right? Oh, no.

I love sweets. I mean, I think that comes from, you know, being raised on pan dulece. But for me, I just do it right before I work out. And then if you use it, if you eat it right before you work out, your body just uses it as energy and disappears. Verses after while you're sleeping in bed, all of that. So I've been messing up where, like, I eat some or, then I sit on the couch.

Yeah, yeah. That's my main thing. That's my main thing. And, you know, that's what my parents do sometimes. You know, they'll have a cup of coffee and sweet bread at nighttime before bed. And then, but we've started kind of retraining that. Yeah. Yeah.

He trains with his parents too. That's the coolest thing I've always saw. So it's just retraining new habits, you know? All right. Yeah, sure, it's just all that easy. Yeah. All right. You have this, is it in-body?

It's a machine that measures like a bunch of stats in your body, right? And we all took it. We all took it and we want to see who has the most body fat and the least body fat in the room. Okay? All right. Let's start off with the good news. Tell us who in the crew has the best, like, body fat percentage. Greg.

Come on, now. I knew that. Okay. That makes sense because you're always very active. You're bicycling. You play softball. Working out. Yeah.

But he also, like, drinks energy drinks and alcohol and smokes hookah. Check his spleen. Yeah. Yeah, do you check his lung? Don't check my lungs, though. Oxygen. Check his liver. Check his liver.

Let's let him have something good. Okay. Good job. Good job. 23% body fat. Wow. Okay. All right.

I'm scared. Go ahead. I know who is. Who's next? Who has the next best body fat percentage? The next best? Yeah. Yeah.

That would be concrete. Oh, yeah. I mean, I have been losing weight. Thank you very much. You have? What? What's concrete? I am 33% body fat and I'm at 226 pounds.

Wow. I'm happy. I'm excited for myself. I'm just shocked America. You did. Because I feel like everybody thought you would have the most body fat. That's very rude. You thought you would have the most body fat.

Yeah, I thought so too. I'm doing good for myself. It's between me, Angie, and VIII. Vic. Who's next? Who's the next best body fat percentage? I think it was Vick. Victor?

Yeah, what was your number? 29.2? Yeah. So I think he actually beat. I had them switch. Oh. Back in the lead, baby. What was your body fat percentage?

33. Oh, yeah. And I took my sweater off. I don't know if it is. It didn't. It sends like electrical currents and whatever. Your body. You read it like that.

All right. So it's Greg. Then Vic. then concrete. Well, all right. All right. All right. All right.

We have like body dysmorphia, bro. Let's see. Oh, for sure. Body dysmorphia. But I know I'm fat. You're not. You're not. You're not.

Just saying, Hesuzz was just saying, I had champurado in bullio last night before I went to sleep. I am fat. I am a bayena. Oh, my God. That's not a champurado checker. I have shampoo right now.

Oh, my God. And you said, Jesus, you said women have more body fat. Women naturally have more body fat. They hold more around their hips because, you know, they have, they hold babies. Your hips ain't lying. All right. Who has the worst body fat? Angie.

I knew it. Oh, I was everybody. Last year I was the fattest. Angie. Fit boy. Egy, thick, boy Oh, God, Egy, what's yours?

It's 43.5. Oh, my God. I thought it was me because I have 37.9 body fat. Yeah, I was reading that. Right there, I was super Corta venas almost. I was super, like, you know that word.

I was like, oh my God, yes. No, cut to the food. Oh, oh. Not your venas. What? No, at the venas. No, a lot of venas. Hey, Con is the homie that just starts, oh, wow, there's a lot of big people in this room.

The minute he loses a little bit of weight. Oh, yeah, for sure. So much body fatten here. You guys need to love yourself. You guys should really watch what you eat. Okay, so Angie, how much are you? 141. Okay.

Point eight. All right. Just round it up to 142. Tell us there's hope, Jesus. No, there's definitely hope. Just implement some new habits. Oh, God. You're all right.

Like, say no. Say no. Say no. Say no. Say no. Eat a pan dulce and run three miles. What should be the body fat for a woman, like the average? In between like 20 and 30.

Okay. Oh, see? You're closer. I'm double in that. All right. Jesus, you know how to make us feel bad about ourselves while just in all of you. It's good, but it's a good thing. Happy New Year.

Hopefully this motivates us. Jesus, you're going to be doing the marathon? Yeah. Oh, wow. When is that? March 8th. Oh, it's coming up. March 8th.

Jesus, you know my husband personally, right? Yeah. And his body fat percentage is really good and all of that, right? Yeah, he's at 10. He's at 10. Wow. Oh, my God. So the other day he told me, hey, why don't you run the marathon?

He told me that. And then I was like, is this like when we get homey help lines? And the guy's like, hey, brown bag, my wife has let herself go. How do I get her to lose weight? Well, he's running in honor. Because we just donated to his cost. I'm going to run the marathon too No you're not

Really? Seriously? Have you been trading? No, no I can start now You could, yeah, you could You're going to run the marathon or run two marathon Burger? Yeah Stop Me and Angie, you're just going to go

My head and I'm down I'm going to run the LA marathon Let's go That's my goal March 8th This year I wish I wish I could You can

I can. I'm in Coachella. I'm doing a show. Oh, yeah. My first show. Oh, yeah. Congrats. You're not going to be in Coach. I'm going to be right there. No, you're not. I'm about tickets already. You told my husband you were going to do it. No, you're going, huh?

Yeah. I got to visit my mom that weekend. It's a big thing. Oh, all of a sudden. Oh, okay. I wish it wasn't that weekend. Angie, you've already done five days. Yeah, and I did the half marathon last year, and I barely made it. Okay, let's do the marathon.

I don't know. I don't believe in myself. so that you're the fittest in the room. Yeah, I'm actually DJing for fun that weekend. Let's go. Y'all were you going to leave? You guys aren't even going to root for me then. Yes, we are. Throw body cam on.

I want to see it. See what? Go live. Because this is going to be running in front of me the whole time. I want to leave comments and be guiding you and giving you motivation. I'm the only one that's going to do the marathon. Food my show is until 9. What time?

What's that mean planning to finishing? It's in the morning. It's in the morning. Oh, you'll be done by, what, 5 or 6 p.m? No. I'm probably like 3. Is this like 26 miles? Yeah, 26.

Yeah, 26. The whole marathon. Like the full marathon. You're doing the whole thing. Yes, how long that is? Yes, 26.2 miles. Yes. It's supposed to be what, 10 minutes a mile, roughly?

Maybe. It depends on the mile. Okay, all right. Are we going to support? So long. Yeah, we're going to support. I'm going to drop my sponsor link. You guys are going to.

I got you. You go, girl. I got you. Nah, we already sponsored tours. Yeah, I'm doing it. Yes, I'm doing it. Go, boy. All right.

And follow Jesus on Instagram, Sous, not Zeus. S-E-U-S-E-U-S-U-S-U-S-U-S-E-U-S-U-S-E-U-S-E-S-D-L-A. Oh, wait. Suse. Dot L-A. We're going to put you up on our Instagram, all right? For the record, you are in a relationship.

Yeah. Sorry, ladies, and concrete. We are in a relationship. His girl doesn't know. Oh. What's up? Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse?

Don't you know I'm local? New laws, new laws, new year, new laws. And if you haven't peeped this one yet, go to the store and go check out and then see what kind of bags they give you. They cannot give you plastic bags anymore. They have been banned. And this is something we voted for. So before you get on, oh, man, with the government, it was on the battle in 2016 and we voted that. Yes, we should do this.

2016? Mm-hmm, 2016. So guess what happened? In 2016, we voted for, yeah, we should not be, we should be banning plastic bags. So the loophole was, hey, we're just going to give thicker plastic. Because if you notice, the previous bag was thicker because they're reusable. So say, that's the loophole. They became thicker and they were put as reusable.

But now even that loophole has been shut down. Okay? And if you get extra or if you get bags at the store, it's going to be paper now. Which seems cool. Paper, too, I thought was like upscale versus plastic. But paper doesn't hold ish. It's a brown bag. It is a brown bag.

It is not everywhere. I like it. But why are we listening to ourselves from 2016? It's just so ridiculous, too. We were all wearing like Adidas Ultra Boost and Nike Rocheys. Like, we didn't know what we're doing. It's just so ridiculous. You get bread, it comes in a plastic bag.

Uh-huh. You get whatever. You get orange juice. that comes in a plastic container. Yeah. Stop. Yeah. This is so ridiculous. Well, this is things that we voted for, so you should have stopped.

Nobody cares for the turtles. You should have said, what? That's not just the turtles. No, that's facts. I do. It's not just the turtles. It's a lot of like microplastics and our bodies and our brains and all of that. And what happens when we say, my love this in Calmer, stay home.

All Tercos. Then it gets voted by us. We the people. Everything, everything around us is plastic. Everything, every single, especially at the grocery store. That's insensitive. That's this. Now it's going to be paper.

Okay, now it's going to be a paper bag that you're going to get. You can put 10 cents extra or bring your own, but no more plastic bags. I saw it over the weekend. Unfortunately, it was raining. Yeah. So it's like all those plastic bags. You can't really carry them the same way you can, a plastic one. It's just going to miss, make you miss the old thing.

I like them. It just made no sense. We're just mad for no reason. I was at the grocery store that day, and the damn paper bag ripped. Yeah. Especially in the rain. Yes, they come away, picking up everything up in the rain. Like, I'm in the middle of the parking lot at the grocery store,

and I'm picking up the miles from the ground, dog. Well, you should have double bagged. Yeah. That's what you do. Double brown bagging? Yeah. Hello. Listen to the morning and then on the podcast.

Oh, double brown bag. All right. All right, Angie, there's some cheese nation. Yes, you guys. Okay, J-Lo, you guys remember her song, right? Love Don't Cost a thing. Oh, that's a song. The vocals, incredible.

Well, okay, give her some credit. That was like back in 1999. It was a banger. She was a baby. Bangor and all that stuff. But apparently now her love does cost a thing. You got to earn it. So she does have a residency out in Vegas,

which, sorry, guys, you cannot see it because it's over now. But she was performing this song. And then she was saying, like, you know what? When this came out, I was a baby and I would sing it with hope and things like that, right? But now my love. You gotta earn it. If you wanted to have my love, you would have to earn it. You'd have to treat me right.

That's J-L. R-E-S-B-C-T. Why? What does it feel like? That's my name. You gotta respect me. Oh, baby girl. Yeah, it's funny because she did say, she's just like,

oh, why does it sound like we're in church? Can I get an amen? Oh, no. She went to a Latino. She was. She was. And they were giving them. That's still Jay-Lo, though.

It is still J-Lo. You're very right. You're very right. You're kind of aging like fine wine. Yeah. She's gorgeous. She looks great for 50. She does look great.

And she's dancing incredible. Her body fat's probably super low. Yeah. She's definitely not in the 40s like me. So you got to earn it now. You got to earn it. What does earning it mean to her, though? Respect her, like, of course.

Yeah, I don't know. I feel like her exes are probably like, I did do that. You know what I'm saying? I gave you. Like, because if she says this, if you wanted to have my love,

you would have to earn it. You'd have to treat me right. You'd have to respect. You'd have to accept me for all that I am. You'd have to love me if you wanted my love. Ben's at the door with his Dunkin' Donuts just upset. Like I did, Jennifer. I do love you.

Thank you, Angie. All right, that's it for Cheesmith. Brought to you by your Toyota dealers. I'm Manchi from Brown Bank Morning. I'm Prime 106. All right. And keep it here, my little funky friends, especially you.

You're the funky one over there. What's going on? What did I do? The studio is full. That make money move. That make money move. Men, save your coins because it's the fit of the season. And it's brought to you by a captured Venezuelan president.

All right. The Nike Tech fleece set. The gray sweats with the Nike Tech time. Usually we would see a lot of people. people at the airport with them on or like in the UK. Great airport fit. Yeah. I love that.

East Coast. Yeah. Mm-hmm. No. They, someone somehow put it on President Maduro, Venezuela. It got shared specifically on President Donald Trump's truth social account. And now this thing is the searches for this Nike tag.

Search through the roof. It's selling out on websites. That's insane. This is going to be the fit of the season, y'all. For you fools. I thought it was gone. Everybody was getting over the Nike techs because they were going into the half zip or the borders zip.

Yeah. Yeah. So if you spent money on the quarters zip, no. We didn't pay that. Oh, man. A DEA agent or an FBI agent wrapped this full up in a Nike tech suit. A kidnap suit. Which, by the way, bro, it's tripping me out how many outfit changes this president had.

He had a few of them. The vice one. Yeah, he had a blue one. Maybe blue sweater. I think I have that one. It's from ProCloat. That's the one that he got. That's the one that he got picked up on, for sure.

Which one? The baby blue? No, and then there's one with him in a suit, which I would understand. He's probably wearing a suit. He's a president. What's real? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't think he was wearing a suit at 2 a.m. in the morning. Yeah, they picked him up all he was sleeping. In a Nike Tech. I guess he sleeps in Nike Tech. Ready for anything. Listen to in the Central C or something. Or maybe. Well, that kind of makes a little bit more sense.

Maybe he was sleeping in his Johnny's. Okay. True. And they said, hey, you were, what are you going to wear? Pick something. And he already had that. Damn. Because I've seen some trappers with that night day, I don't know what.

He had it laid out next to him. He was ready to go. They did say he was trapping. That boy got picked up early. Yeah. And then now he's been transferred in New York to see the judge, all of that. He's wearing like this beige fit today. Oh.

Now it's like, what is he wearing is the thing? Yeah. He was captioned. I think within like a few hours, there was like three different outfit changes. Like the Nike Tech said that. I only saw one time, by the thing. I don't know if I trust it. Me neither.

I didn't see a video of him with the Nike tech. There's a video of him with the blue, the light blue sweater. The main picture is a Nike tech though, right, right? Yeah. It's the picture that Donald Trump shared. I, uh, yeah. I Googled it and I said, was Maduro actually wearing a Nike tech? And Google AI told me yes, he actually was.

But I don't know what, like, say, ask Google, how did you come to that conclusion? If he says because Donald Trump posted it, then I'd be like, oh. Then it's like still like up in the air. Yeah. I don't know. There's no video of him in the Nike Tech There's only video of him in that blue suit And then there's another, like I think it was dark

I'm not sure if his navy blue Or black that he was wearing too But I don't know It's up in the air what this full was really wearing However, the Nike Tech suits The fit of the season is up If you have it already in your closet Wear it today, see what happens

I do. I have a blue one I'm gonna bust it out The blue one of the same are like Well I don't want to spend $150 For the sweater alone Oh they're that expensive Yeah no it's It's at least 300 for the set. The set, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's expensive. Yeah. Picture this as like the next Halloween costume. Oh. That's an expensive costume. Yeah, it is. But you can't reuse it. You just need a mustache.

Yeah. And a dictatorship. Oh, gosh. And then him also throwing the peace sign up doesn't, and he's done the thumbs up sign. Like, it's not. Like, people are just like now like, hey, what's the fit? He's a fashionista.

Crazy. Crazy. Never would have thought. I think it is real. I think it is real. According to... Visual evidence? Yeah, that he's wearing it.

Okay, we all saw that. New World news organization and fashion public. And what did I just tell you? It got shared from Donald Trump's account, so that's why it got reported on. But there's only one frame of that. There's no video of that. I think it might just be like a gray sweatsuit

and they dubbed it to be a Nike tech. You get me? No, Trump posted the one with a Nike tech, and it was like on CNN and all of this stuff, because they are going off what Trump posted. Yeah, there's no like... I want to believe it. I want to believe it.

That's a good Nike commercial. I'm just saying, just do it. That'd be great. Want to steal loyal? Just do it. Just do it. I like Nike. Want to free a country?

Just do it. I don't know. I don't know. That's really tricky. That's up in the air. Want to steal Aerepa's recipe? Just do it. Shout us all of Venezuela.

Shout out to all the Venezuelan homies right now. Just do it. Oh, Felices right now. Okay. Thank you so much for that. Just do it. Brought you by your Toyota dealers. And Nike.

Nope. Not Nike. Just kidding. Broughty. Broughts her by. All right. Hey, my studio is full over there. What's up?

It's a new segment. Let's get it. You? Hello, studios. Look at this studious house full. All right. You got to teach us some things. What's going down, Concrete?

What? what what are you teaching us what research shows research shows research shows it sucks to be

born in January dog according to what research to who we were all here when we said Kyrie's gonna leave it what

when did we what people born in January yes people born in January dog are often received fewer gifts

Well, that's, I've been saying that, dog. And it's not your imagination, but it does, I'm telling you, people that born in January only get one gift because of the fact that Jesus is born like a week before. They don't get any gifts. Because people are broke, dog. They just spend all their money on their actual family. So here's the thing. I'm a Thanksgiving baby, and I'm always like, oh, yeah, I only get one present because my birthday's so close to Christmas. You're a closer to Christmas baby, and you're like, yeah, I only get one present because my, my literally Christmas is a couple days after my birthday.

Yeah. The January fools don't get anything. Damn. Because people, according to research, people are so burnt out over celebrating and giving gifts and all of that. That they don't even show up for the January babies. Like parties, none of that. I did all that. Holidays.

Yeah, nobody wants to go anywhere. But that sucks if you were born in January. That's true. I didn't want to come here today for I'm so tired for me. I got an invite to my little cousin's first birthday party. But it's January 31st. I was like, okay. He's cool.

I feel like I'm excited to go to that. But if it was like next week, I'll be like, I'm sorry, Thiel. I'm sorry, Tim. Yeah. People stop. They have to get back to work, get back to school. They're like, turn and burnt from the holidays. So it's like, but I do want to spend this time to say, hey, January babies, we see you and we feel you.

You just reminded me my sister's birthday. My sister's birthday is tomorrow. And I have to get her a gift now. Oh, my sister's birthday's on the 26. Hold on. I'm not getting it. Hold on. Tomorrow's the day of Los Reyes.

You have to get kids And Rosca 7-11 is sending Rosca's Fus is getting out of control What? 7-11 and 7-Eleven and sending Roskas Food get the hell out of here Food what do they know about that

Can you buy one so we can try it? I'll bring the Rosca tomorrow I'll bring the Rosca tomorrow The 7-Eleven Rosca Yeah Food like what are the Indian homies know about Jesus fool? Come on, though They're just getting in on the fair

Yeah exactly That Jesus wants to buy it They're getting in on the fair Yeah. I asked the Indian homie. I don't even know, but we're selling them. Okay. You're there?

Not in that accent. No, there you go. Well, that's what research showed and I am. Hello, studious. Look at the studious house food. Me, not concrete. No. All right.

I wasn't paying attention in class today. You were not. You're not. All right. Moving on to some more serious news in sports. There is some good news, right, in sports. Yes. About P. Carroll?

About the Raiders. Rators just relieved head coach, oh, sorry. Pete Carroll of his duty. So he's fired. Finally he's fired. Pete Carroll, legend, USC, whatever, but he did terrible. We only won two games this year. Oh, he did.

So the Raiders lose our game. Oh, it's wistful. But he did help us get the number one pick, so shout out to him. He was, we were historically. By losing. Yeah, exactly. You're so bad. Now you get the first pick.

Yes, and he's out of there. He's out the door. Okay. Pete Carroll has been for a long time? Yeah. No, he was this first year. He's one and done. He's one and done.

What? Yeah, he was a Seattle Seahawks coach for a long time. Yeah, Seattle Seahawks and USC for a long time. But no, he couldn't get it done. The game passed him by. It's okay, grandpa. He's old. He's 77.

You know what I'm saying? Super Bowl winning coach. Oh, wow. Yeah. In 2004, whatever it was. It was a long time ago. It's really hard to do, though. Coach?

Well, no, win a Super Bowl. Oh. When did the Raiders win their last Super Bowl? 81? 81. Okay. But you're talking to smack about his Super Bowl. It's been over 40 years.

It's a long time. Who's going to coach you guys? No clue. At this point, it should be Vic. At this point, Vic should do it because they have no hope. Rick and Ramon should be the defensive coach. Defensive coordinator over there. You guys got two minutes.

Let me give context. I produced her Ramona as a big Raiders fan. Yes. Raider fans over here. The last Super Bowl, Pete Carroll, 2014. 2014. Oh, that's not bad.

It's like 12 years ago. There's no coaches you hope for. Who's your wishless coach? There's this guy named Cliff Kingsbury or Cliff Kubiak or something like that. I don't know. It doesn't matter. We're going to spiral, but we're going to have the number one pick,

and that's going to be fun for a couple years. So you have to pick a coach and like the number one player now. Yes, yes. And ruin a prospecting NFL players life. Not completely. We're just going to delay it. He's going to go into finance. He's going to be a boss.

He's a real smart kid. He'll be fine in a couple years. He'll be a little NFL detour. Oh, gosh. All right. But again, like, we talked about more serious news. Yes. Anthony Joshua, you know, who just, he's a heavyweight fighter and he fought Jake Paul.

Everybody's seen on Netflix. It was like a big thing. He knocked him out. Incredible fight knocked him out. Thank you so much for that. Yes, exactly. He actually went to Nigeria a little bit after the fight and the holidays and stuff like that. And he got into a terrible, you know, fatal car accident where two of his inner circle friends that were traveling.

Trainers, right? Yeah, his trainers as well passed away. And he finally made his first Instagram post for the first time. And he was pictured with their family, like sitting on a couch. And then he captioned it like my brother's. Yeah, Nigeria. My brother's keeper. And it was just like really sad.

People were like, dang, like this is his first, you know, kind of a statement since everything. And just super unfortunate story. and then just when you see more details coming out about it, that like he switched seats in the last minute, you know, so it could have been him. Where was that? Did that reportedly?

Yeah, no, I saw it. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. He switched seats last minute. He was sitting in the front on that side where all this stuff happened. Wow. And then he actually went to the backseat because he was,

he was impeding like the driver's vision. He couldn't see anything. But he ended up, it didn't really end up. The pictures look crazy. It looks like it's like war-torn situation going on. Yeah. There's just hundreds of. hundreds of people around the truck.

Like, what is going on? He hit like a park car or a park truck and then it just, you know, took half the, you know, the cars, you know, whole thing off. So it was really bad. I love to Anthony Joshua. I know when that happened. It's a horrible situation to be in to understand that you were in the car and you lost two of your friends.

And I think a lot of the backlash that people got that were a part of the situation is like there was just so much yelling going on as they. They were trying to get him out of the car and people with phones in their faces and stuff like that. So it kind of felt like, dang, imagine you lose your two friends, you're in a car accident, you really don't know what's going on. And it's just loud, you know? And then when the loudness calms down, you find out what happened to your best friends. And for him to post their family and say, my brother's keeper, you know, I do think that's going to sit with him so long. You know, we've lost friends and that sits with us, right?

he's already been a boxer that's had to deal with some mental health things and has like had low-key breakdowns in the ring if you've followed his fights there's fights where at the end of it it just seems a little off and he he's open about struggling so this added on top of that it's just going to be a big fight for him if at all to get back in the ring as I'm a big Anthony Joshua but I think he's going to come back from this and I don't see him losing a fight after this yeah I really don't I hope so.

I think the fight is a mental fight. It's a my own. The fight is a mental fight, you know, and you had people like his opponent, Jake Paul, being like, hey, the sports don't matter. Yes, I'm this big old troll, but my love to him, my prayers to him.

Yeah. So I love to Anthony Joshua as well. Absolutely. Keep it here.