Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 631 Your Tio is Acting Like a Deadbeat + The $500,000 Pokémon Briefcase Heist | Brown Bag Mornings (01/06/26)

Episode Date: January 6, 2026

On this Homie Helpline, the squad grills a "slick" older brother who acted like a holiday hero using $1,000 of his sibling's money to buy favor with his nephews. To keep the vibes high, the team roasts victims of "AI slop" who ordered majestic stained-glass lamps but received terrifying marker drawings of Yorkies that look like "cool robots" and discuss a wild Pokémon heist that took place. [Edited by @iamdyre 📼]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown bag, the better. Come on. A clean house, no dishes. I thought we're talking about our fantasies. That is a fantasy. Paper plates all the way, baby.

No dishes because we used to paper plates. Paper plates all the way. Good morning. Good morning to you. This is Brownback mornings. I'm Leti with Greg. Yeah. Khan.

Yeah, that's your name. Angie. Vig. Vick, don't kiss this. DMX. DMX. I'm back. Okay.

You're back. All right. All right. Let's get into it. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local?

Hey, this one's good, especially if you're tired of getting spam in your emails and you're like, where the heck is this coming from? Who is sending me this stuff? California just dropped a new website. It's called Drop, and it stands for delete requests and opt-out platform. Okay, lets you send one single request to hundreds of data broker companies telling them to delete your personal information and stop selling it. The data broker companies are the ones that have your stuff and are giving it to advertisers like,

hey, this guy, he likes Stanley. Send him the Stanley ad. Yeah. I don't tell you guys later. This girl, she doesn't stop looking at kitchen stuff, send her kitchen stuff or whatever. You get me? That's where there's local Latina. And they also somehow know your phone number, your address, what you shop for.

And you know, like when ads feel too personal, yeah, that's because of all of that information. So instead of emailing company after company, drop does it all at once. It's free and it's only for Californians, all right? The website is privacy.ca.ca.gov slash drop. And Angie was telling me she's glad this is happening. Why, Angie? Oh, my God, Tisi. because I keep getting emails from Tommy Hilfiger, but Brazil.

But I have an account. How do you know it's in Brazil? Because it's in Portuguese. I'm not even kidding. It could be Portugal. Yeah. It's, I can't, I don't know. And I've emailed them and I'm like, I did not sign up for this, but no response.

You got to email them in Portuguese. Yeah. How do you say it's described in Portuguese? But it has like a whole barque of my customer ID and things like that. That's scary. That's scary. Okay. Yeah, that's all the information.

You know, like, when they have like the class action lawsuits, it's like, hey so-and-so owes you $2 because they sold your info. It's they're selling it to these data broker things or whatever. And now you can opt out. And I think that's pretty cool. And now's the perfect time beginning of the year to like unsubscribe from all the things in your inbox. Yeah. Because it's like why do I need to know that Big Five has $5 off youth like this and stuff like that's a good deal.

That's a good deal. Five. It's just a lot of stuff like $5 off youth cups. All right. Youth cups? Why are you buying it? That's weird. Yeah.

Oh. Have a son. Who's crashing the way there. Taking the carpool lady dollars just to get there. I need those $5 off. You come. Okay. Anybody else get like weird spam ads?

I guess a four at once. You get to four or ones, great? What? I guess a four or ones. Yeah. Well, have you bought makeup there? I've never bought anything. Has a girl used your card there?

I think so. A girl's probably used, like, my number. Have you hit on a girl inside of Sephora? Right? It could be something like that. I don't know. They just pop up. Have you heard like you're supposed to use your ex's Sephora points because you have their number?

They get the notification? Yeah. Yeah. So your new girl gets the points? Yeah. That's right. Then your new girl's be like, why do you have Sephora points? Don't worry about it, baby.

No, I'm not worried about it. Just enjoy the. That's a very niche girl. Oh my God. Reward system. Hell yeah, and then you're going to be, if that was Marcus, my boyfriend, I'd be like, oh, my, why do you know her number? Why do you still have her number? Oh, wow. That's going to be so bad right there.

I wish you. I wish you. I wish you. I wish you. Yeah. Can't remember my number, but you know her? It's just some facewash, baby, you know? No, no, no, it's not going to save you.

It's not going to save you. Make a white. Marcus, if you would like to clear you any info, drop right now. Okay. Go to the website. Okay. Okay, I've actually done something similar, but it was a little different because it was a, you put your social, you put your email, all that stuff, right? Oh, no.

So you can unsubscribe from, like, people sending you, like, mail stuff, like, for credit cards. Angie. This is why you get hacked. Yes, I've done. Yeah, no, like, honestly, you don't need your social. You don't need your social. I unsubscribe from all those, like, credit cards. He said, yeah, they ask me for my social, my ID, my address.

Honestly, addressing this story? Uh-huh. I'm remembering, like, I did that, like, a couple, like, maybe pre-pendemic. I remember when you got hacked? Yeah, and now I'm like, wait, maybe this is why I have. Brazilian. Yeah. No, Angie, I don't think.

Well, it does say on this website, it does say on this website you have to prove your Californian and maybe, like, showing your ID. Yeah. But I don't know about your social. Angie, that should be red flag number one. You should never put your social. I bet, tell me, and then let me see. Well, no, I don't even, I don't know. It was like a letter.

Tell me your social. I'm not. Okay. Oh, now you're like. Now you're right. Now you're there. All of a sudden. But if I was the website you never seen before.

Yeah. All right. That was so you know I'm local. Let's get into some cheese man. Helika, what's going down? Okay. Sunni Lee, Greg's girlfriend. Love of his life.

Respect her name, all right? He has like 5,000 love of his life. Well, it's one of his love of his lives, right? Top 10. She's an Olympic champion gymnast. She's well known. She was actually at the Victoria's Secret like runway show, right? Oh, Sunni.

That's what they call her? That's her full name, yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, damn, man. Why do you know that? Better. Sorry, that's her whole name. Dude, her so four awards for points number?

Damn. Dude, well, according to her, having a court type batty makes guys be better at sports. For sure. Good. She has, like, stats, and she has examples of what exactly she means, okay? Listen. Kevin Durant was averaging 27.2 points per game. On June 1st, 2017, Rihanna was there.

He scored 38 points. That is 40% higher than the average. Oh, so like the bodies make you guys be better at what you do? Yeah. A lot of baddies are in existence. Like, input your presence. Whenever my girl goes to my shows, I can't it. But that's your batty.

Yeah, Rihanna was definitely now a KD. Yeah. And you have another example. Evidence number two. Austin Reeves 15.2 points per game. November 10th, 2024, Jessica Alba, the OG badie. 27 points Cotside baddies are powerful

Oh gosh According to her A court side baddie gets the guy's Points skyrocketing Yeah She's not running off Every time I play Every time I'm playing softball

And there's a baddie I'm like All right I'm going 450 100 home run right here That's what you got Yeah that's how he's gotten Zero points of all that Yeah But then I just embarrass myself right there

You'll be up in there No I think that's true though It's like a tale as old as time Like in middle school If like your crush was watching You're on the basketball court you're trying to do crazy moves. Like you just like give it your all.

Because you can't. You can't not lock it in. Yeah. Exactly. Look at him. Make the little layup. Oh, look at him. He just fell.

Look at him. He's finally off the bench. Well, have you ever messed up in front of a buddy? 100% all the time. That's more embarrassing. Yeah. It's terrible. But they also like, they kind of feel bad.

But it's also like, all right, the next one I got it. But you just. No. Sorry. You love Sunny Lee. Oh, my gosh. She's beautiful. I'll drop everything right now.

Oh, I don't think you'd be able to afford her. No. She's been getting a lot of backlash because of what she said that, like, if you want to date her, you have to support her and her friends. I'll support them. Wow. She's got, she knows what she wants. Someone has listened to the OG throwback by the Spice Girls.

If you want to be my lover, you got to get with my friends. I never knew what that meant. Her friends are ice. You know what that means. Making loves forever, but friendship never ends. Is that the girl version of Ain't No Fun? I think that. I don't mind.

You're on to something. I never thought about it that way. Her friends are iced spice and other people. Yeah. Very expensive. I don't mind. You don't mind what? You would go into debt like the first date.

Don't care. Worth it. You're stupid. 100% worth it. All for her to be like, maybe I'll call you. Even a little like tap on my shoulder, I'd be like, oh my God, take my whole life. She's so hot. She is cute.

She's hot. Yeah, but you're creepy. It's not about her. about you being creepy. She would love it. I don't think so. I'll give her anything in the world. Yeah, so would a lot of people that can afford it.

It's so gross. Yeah. You got to be right before you step to Sanisa. You know what I know? Why do you know her full name like that? Well, that's her name. She's an Olympian. What do you mean?

Why wouldn't I know her full name? What do you think about her? I think she's a great American hero. Why is she a hero? She got medals for our country. She did. She's a patriot. I mean, she's just an incredible American.

What's your favorite thing that she's done? Backflips. Oh, her back flips. Yeah. Back flips. When'd you watch it? On Peacock during the Olympics. Oh, you watch Olympics.

Okay. Where was your girlfriend? At the time, I'm not sure I was watching the Olympics. I was watching Sunisa. Oh, when was that when she won her medal? Yeah, it was Olymp. I was just being a proud American. 2024.

Who are the I'm proud to be an American Where are the other people Who are the other people On the team? It was the other one That's the other one

That's the one that jumped on the Shakari It's complicated I want to get into her All right All right Thank you guys Thank you

Chesman was brought to you guys By your Toyota dealers I'm Angie from Brumbeck morning's I'm Parano 6 Okay It's not talk about sports Let's talk about rap and sports Okay

We got our guy Snoop Dogg he was joining the Warriors Clippers game yesterday. Yes, the commentator. And he was the commenter. He was on the broadcast team. And you got a peep when Steve Kerr, the coach of the Warriors, started getting, like, really agitated.

And I guess that's one thing to happen during the game. We've seen it. But we've never seen it with someone like Snoop Dog commenting on what was going down. Check this out. Steve Kerr, he's all over out here.

Uh-oh, Steve, don't get thrown out. Get him out of there. Get him out of there. Back him up. Back him up, GP. Back him up. Steve breaking the fire on these. He's already gone.

Steve back in Englewood right now. Engelwood. Get him, Steve. You in Englewood, Steve? The Arizona Wild Captain came out and look at it. I've got to see that replay. It looked like that. It had touched the glass there by Peyton.

And I'm going to tell you right now. Back him up. Back him up. It was a little scuffle, but just the added on top of it, and now it turned to a street fight. Yeah. Rurr. The Wildcat came out of them.

You need a good right now. That was amazing. I always felt like there should be an alternate broadcast where people just cuss and say their, like speak their mind completely. Yeah. You know how in the Super Bowl they have the SpongeBob broadcast. Yeah.

They have it for the kids. I guess it's the same channel or no. Nickelodeon. Nickelodeon. And it's them commentating or them being on the field. What would it be? We need a snoop cast. Snoop cast.

I love. I love Snoop cast. Yeah, no, I really love Snoop's up commentary all the time. I think there was one time where he was commenting on, like, how food was made, and it was specifically for hot dogs. And I just remember him saying, like, oh, because that's how I ain't never having no hot dog again. And everything that I saw how hot dogs were made. And that just stuck for me, let me.

He made an impact in my life. I was not eating any glissies for years. Until you meant market. Oh, no. Bring that glue here, Coole-Bin. All right now, it's time for the petty police. Put your hands up. Stop doing those.

Break and breaker 1-9. Because as petty as you are, there's someone else even more. And we are finding out, actually, I have a lineup of petty suspects, and we got to choose which one of you are. of these little baddies is going to get cuffed, okay? The three suspects of the Petty Police this morning. Ashley Tisdale, Disney Star, Lizzie McGuire. Was that Nickelodeon or Disney?

Lizzie McGuire, Disney. Okay. She was Disney too much. Hillary Duff. And she's all like a pop star. So yes, so yes. Sheen a pop star. Mandy Moore.

Mandy Moore is also on this. Yeah. Which we also know, no, Mandy Moore is a singer. I don't think she was in Disney. Mandy Moore was just like a movie star. Oh, she was like a Disney movie movie. I thought she was. And then she did a walk to remember.

Very, very sad movie. Very sad movie. She had, she passed away. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some wedding. This is us. She was tangled. Oh, this is us.

Wow. I'm already on her side. I just want to let you know. But Ashley Tisdale, she actually put them on blast without putting them on blast. So we got to figure out if that's petty. Or the things that they did to her were actually the petty things. So apparently there was a mom group they were all a part of, okay? And Ashley Tisdale recently did an essay in the,

platform the cut and talked about how this mom group was supposed to be very supportive, you know, fellow celebs having babies, raising them. Oh, my gosh. But then they made her feel like she was not cool enough. Like she says it felt like a high school click situation. They would go on trips, post, have separate group chats and not involve her. So much so that she texted the group saying, this is too high school for me and I don't want to take part in it anymore. God. It's too high school for someone who starred in high school musical. Oh, my, you're right. Yes, yes, yes. But that's what she was saying. And she never mentioned who the girls were in the toxic mom group. But people started doing their Googles and just kind of figuring it out.

And it apparently is a mom group that also involves the likes of Hillary Duff and Mandy Moore. In fact, there's a picture of them on a trip. And they're like on a couch. There's some other ladies there. I'm pretty sure they're like in their own right. hopping. But Ashley Tisdale, nowhere to be found. Oh.

Yeah. Is she the one in the Tipton's or something? Yeah, she was also in Sweet Life of Zach and Cody. Yes, that's where I know her from. Maybe she thought she had a hotel room somewhere. So she's hating that they all went on a trip and did invite her. Which that would be messed up. If we're all in a group, like if it's the brown bag support group, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all of us. But then just four of us go out and leave Vic out. Yeah, that would be messed up. That would be so messed up. Or Vic found out about our separate group chat. Yeah. That would be so messed up.

Pretty shady. Yeah. But do you see? It's supposed to be like a whole brownback thing, you know? He's one of the founders. But if he was left out. He's one of the founding fathers over there. Why wouldn't you guys include you that?

Do you see? Is it my impression? We're scloving your face off of Mount Rushmore. Yeah. It's just caught. Hold on. What's going on? Can we go back?

We're rewriting history. It's theoretical. Do you feel me? She would feel like, oh, man, like, what is this about? This is toxic, I'm getting out of it. All right, is it petty that she went on and did an essay and then clearly knowing people are going to do the things and they even notice she's not following Hillary. She does.

She's not following him anymore. And, like, she knew people would do, like, do what you do Twitter type of thing. Yeah, yeah, pretty much, handing them everything over. Or is she in her own right? Because what they did was petty. Why are you going to have her in a whole, no, no, no. Why you can have her in a whole mom group, not invite her to Aspen? Yeah.

What they did is not petty, all right? I had one homie that's really, really, really, really, really, really, really annoying. And he was in our group. We all did something without him. He unfollowed us. He's tweeted about us. He was like, are my homies, my actual homies and this and that. Like, started throwing shots at us.

Well, look at it from him. You don't know he's annoying. That makes him more annoying. That adds on to him being more annoying. And then it got to the point where, like, his family started getting involved. Oh, my, bro. Yeah, that's, that's my God. This is my house.

Well, you should have invited him. Why is he even your homie if you think he's doing? He always has drama. We're like, bro, keep the drama at home. We're all dudes here. Like, we're not trying to have that drama here. And then so we left him out and now he's not even my homemy anymore. Oh, gosh.

That's how they feel about her. So if you're listening. I'm not saying anything. He knows. My homies know. Yeah, exactly. He knows. So you're on the side of the toxic moms.

Momas, Toxic. 100%. 100% I'm on their side. They're the petty ones. They're not petty. No, they're... Oh, wait, no, no, she's petty. She's petty for airing them out without being, like, direct about it.

Wrong woman. Anybody else was... Yeah, I think I'm with the moms, too. There's for a reason they don't like you. It's like, you're going to be telling me that maybe, like, 10 people don't like you, and you're just, you're not the problem? I think that's what I'm thinking. You pointed at me, I don't like that.

It's okay. What's the people at them? This is a truth circle right here. No one's on Ashley Tisdice's night? I mean, I don't want to be where I'm not invited. I don't care. I want to be at the crib, chilling. They don't even want me there, but I pay the rent.

They want you there. She could just like a buzzkill or like boring. Maybe not she's like a bad person. But then again, in high school musical, she played a really bad person, Charpe. She was just like such a beat. I love that you know all of these. My dude. I know.

Yeah. And that's why you have. He was like season three episodes six. She was just so mean to Gabriela. She was just so rude to Gabriela. I don't know why she did that. So petty police, we're letting go. Yeah.

Yeah. No more to leave all the other moms. Yes, Ashley's also being petty by doing that. I got some saying, so we're arresting. Oh, yes. You leave her alone. All right, let's give her the sound effects. Wee-wee-wee!

Get the hell out of here! I don't even want to arrest you anymore. He's so annoying. All right. Let's get into scrolling. Scrolling with all me. Gereg. Leti.

There's a viral question out there. Actually, questions that will have every man questioning how much of a man they actually are. All right. There's a group of friends called Sandbox sessions online where they're going pretty viral because they have some valid questions about like man cards and just like, you know, is it appropriate for a man to do certain? things. Okay.

Is it appropriate as a grown man to, you know, go to, you know, one, two, three job interviews? Is it appropriate for a grown man to be checking the weather app to see outside, safe to go outside? Is it appropriate for a grown man to be born in a leap year? Is it appropriate for a grown man to say drink up? Is it appropriate for a grown man in the FaceTime? Grown man, are you about to yon? No.

Is it appropriate to know your friend's birthday? First of all, checking the weather app is crazy. That was a dis to cotton. Why did you go that? He looked at me. He looked at me, too, when he said that. He said that. He said weather with concrete.

I'm a meteorologist. You better. Oh, my God. Is it appropriate for a man to FaceTime? What is appropriate and not appropriate for a man to do? You know, wait, you know what I notice is that the young generation face times all the time. But I'm like, bro, why are you face-timing me, dog? Just text me, call me.

It's funny because it's FaceTime and they're not even looking at you. It's like their ceiling. Yeah. It's like. What are you doing, bro? Like, I don't know, bro. Just in case. No, don't FaceTime, bro.

Okay. What about is it appropriate to, say, drink up as a man. I'm not a man, so I don't know what you can answer that. No, that's kind of a, no. Drink up. As a man, don't tell me to put any liquid in my body. That's too much. Peaky up.

Yeah, don't do that. What about take the shop, fool? No. Don't it. Is it appropriate to, like, take pictures of your food at the restaurant as a grown man? It's not appropriate. It's the aesthetic, all right? Inappropriate.

Look at my enchiladas. Is it appropriate as a grown man to hold the door for another grown man? Oh. No. Yeah. Yeah. It's appropriate. Yeah.

Walk through that door, buddy. Exactly. Really? Yeah. Let me watch you walk in. Wait, whoa. I hate to see you go, but I love to see you walk away. Oh, my God.

Is it appropriate to sit passenger seat in another girl man's car? Mm. Oh. Oh, passenger prince. Is it appropriate to ask. another man with cologne he's wearing. Oh. That's not appropriate.

That's not appropriate. You know good, dog. Smell like another man walking. Hey, what are you wearing, perro? You guys can't do a lot. Yeah. Or else we're not mad. Honestly, is it appropriate to complain, though?

Yeah. As a man, as a grown man? No. I don't think so. No. That's it. No more talking to me. And now, the weather.

Oh, hell my dog. With concrete storm. Perritos that is going down for the weather, Tuesday, January 6th. First, we go to the city of Duarte. If you want a hiki, Greg C is here for a chuparte. Ew. Your highest 62, and at night it's going to be 49, Peritos. Next, we pull up like tracks NYC to the city of Diamond Bar.

F around and find out, I'm crashing out like I just came from the bar. Where's my money? Your high is 63. At night, you'll be 49. And now we pull up to the city of Montebello where Fuset trippin ass, hey, what's your pedo? Your high is 64, and at night you'll be 50 degrees.

Lastly, we hit the 138 to the city of Victorville. I'll pull up scraping the bumper like, perro chill. Tequisi, because your high is going to be 54, and at night you'll be 38, Perito. Oh, my God. Super cold in Victorville, dog. They're going to be freezing over there.

Sacks is going to be freezing, everything's going to be freezing, dog. That's sad. Oh, I get it. That's crazy when your high is like a low for other people. Yes. The high is 54 today? Yeah.

Yeah. Ryan Garcia's from Victorville. From Victorville. And look how much. Rio. Bien high. Yeah. And all low.

Duarte, you're going to be 62. Tonight you'll be 49. Diamond bar, you are 63. At night, you'll be 49. Mandabello, you are 64 degrees today. At night, you'll be 50. Victor Bill, you are 54 degrees and at night you'll be 38 peritos.

Your boy, Conquer for Brownback mornings on Power 106. Let's go. I want to go to Victor Bill one day. Victorville? No. You said, be you, Victor Bill. No, Victor Bill? Yeah.

All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie help line. Ricardo needs our help.

Ricardo hit us up and said, Hey, Brown Bag. My name's Ricardo, and I need some help before I walk into the new year feeling salty. Oh. He said, so back in March, my older brother, Lalo, borrowed $1,000 from me. He said he needed help, and he promised he'd pay me back in payments over a few months. And because that's family, I didn't trip, but I never got one payment all year long. He said, then Christmas comes around.

My kids were hype, opening gifts. They got some really nice toys from their Tio Lalo. The next morning when my brother was leaving, he pulled me aside and said, Hey, we good now, Perrito? And I said, what do you mean? And he just laughed and walked away. He said, I appreciate anyone who shows love to my kids, but at the same time, I'm like, WTF, those gifts weren't even over $1,000.

And I never told this to, hey, instead of paying me back, go wild at Target. He said, so now I'm torn. I don't want to seem ungrateful or make it awkward, especially when my kids benefited. And on the other hand, $1,000 is still $1,000. And I could have used that money going into the new year for bills, savings, or I could have bought those toys for my kids myself. He said, I make good money, but I'm not a millionaire. So Brownback, what do I do?

I see him today. We're all going to my parents' house to cut the rosca. Should I ask him for the money or let it slide for all the presents he bought? Help me out, Brownback. So we asked him what he got, what the brother got the kid? Yeah. And he said that they, he got both of his kids' switches and gamer headphones. Switches is, that's a lie.

I'm going to fight those kids for those switches. Yeah. I guess on the low end is probably like close to 200 something. For a basic one. Yeah. Yeah. And then they can run up to 500. Yeah.

It depends if you get like a game and like the headphones. And honestly, I had to get my kids gamer headphones. Expensive. So, what the hell? $100. Why? Easily. Starting.

Because everyone wants him. Yeah, but what's so, like, the difference? I don't know, LED lights. Yeah, you put on it has a headset, like a microphone. You could talk. Like a pilot. So I'm assuming that the gifts kind of are in that little area of $1,000. So, and that's when he waited until he left.

To like, hey, buy, bro. A, we good, better? Okay. And then he's like, wait, what do you mean? Hey, this dude's slick, too. He walked away like the hero. Like, he just got the nicest gifts. He's just like,

He's like, Thio Lolo out. Yeah. So I guess he brought the value back. Yeah. From what he had borrowed. He got a bright idea. Hey.

Yeah. Instead of paying my brother back, I could just seem like the hero to my nephew. Yeah. My sister did that to me this year. What do you mean? Yeah. What do you mean?

We split the gifts, but I paid for them all. And so when the kids were opening them, they're like, oh my God, DiJaki. I was like, yeah, Jackie. Yeah. Oh, that was me. No, did she go and pick them?

No, I did. You said you paid for them home. When they take credit? I paid for them. I picked them and I wrapped them. Oh, you wrapped them too? But I was nice enough when I was like, all right, for Theo. From me, like, Theo Greg and Theo Jackie.

Yeah. And they were like, thanks, Theo Jack. I was like, what's up? I'm going to take this back. Bro, one time I paid for like 80% or whatever of like my son's other PS5 at his mom's and then he was just thanking his grandpa and his mom. And I was just in the corner like, No, it's not the truth, but you can't, like, just be like,

yeah, you know, sir, it was me. Like, so you're like, you can. You can. I mean, you can. You can. Like, you're actually, yeah. Actually, miho, that's from daddy. I bought it.

Just like the other PS5 you have. Oh, my. No, on the, on the gifts that I do, I put it from Jorge and Luis, and I'm like, yeah, you guys take the credit. But people know it's like from the parents. Parent. Oh, just one.

Never much. Don't be hugging your Tio O'Hore. Okay? Your Tia Letty went and bought all over this. Yeah, but you don't even get a hug after? I get a hug. Damn, Tio Mord, kid. You're amazing.

You're great. You're the best. How did you know? My sister looked amazing this Christmas. I was like, wow. Okay, all right. Well, now it's about Tio Lalo. Tio Lalo.

Oh, mad. owes Daddy Ricardo $1,000. I know, because then I'm thinking, look, what if he didn't even pay for the switches and the headphones? What if he went to Concrete's toy drive? Perhaps. But it's like the value is up to $1,000.

Or he bought it from like Facebook Marketplace or off the truck. You fell off a truck. You stole them. True. Yeah. But the value is. But it doesn't matter because as soon as the kid's happy, it don't even matter where it came from.

Oh, Tio Lala, you got me the security device with it. Yeah, don't take it in the store at Beach. Yeah. Don't exchange it. Don't return it, too. I lost the receipt. No gift receipts. Okay, so Ricardo's asking us, what should you do today?

Today's the Dia de los Reyes. And a lot of us are going to be cutting the Rosca with our families tonight. And he's going to his parents' house. Should he use this time to be like, hey, bro, actually we're not good. You still owe me that $1,000. because money is money. Or should he let it slide because Tio Lalo got the boys' switches and gamer headphones? Dang.

That's tired. Let's go to Eric. Eric and Long Beach. Goa to Eric. Buenos days, Mountbeck. Buenos deez, Eric. Eric, what would you tell our guy, Ricardo, he's in a pickle because he gave his brother a thousand bucks, not gave it, lent it to him during the summer, last summer.

And the brother said he was going to pay him back. Never happened to. However, on Christmas, his brother hooked up the kids bad. Like, oh, it's so cool. Nintendo Switches and gamer headphones. These kids are up right now. Oh, yeah. And when he was leaving, his brother, Lalo, told Ricardo, hey, we good now, bro?

And then just, what do you mean? We could know. And then he just laughed and walked away. Ricardo's hitting us up because he sees his brother tonight at the rosca cutting. Should he cut him to you? No. Should he say, hey, it's all for? It's fine. It's fine. You've got my kids' presents. You're a good brother. You're a great deal. I'll leave it alone. Or she said like, hey, that's cute and all, but money's still money. You owe me.

Personally, Brow bag, I've gone through this before because I have an older brother. But I don't hold it against him because, I mean, he helps me in so many ways that I can't, you know, I can't even complain about it. But, I mean, the best thing that I can say is, because this is brother, I should just sit down with them and speak to him and tell him straight up. Like, look, I know I lent you a thousand bucks. I know you got my kids, presents and everything. I appreciate you. But next time, if there's going to be a next time, if, you know, just telling him straight up, look, bro, I lend you the money. I expect the money back. I don't respect it in another payment.

I wanted the same way I gave it to you, you know, and just let it be. If he's really going to press the issue, just tell him, you know what? Hey, just, I'm going to keep it a book. I'm gonna need my money back. And if you want your switches back, that's cool. You know, just... And then he's gonna get you in a headlock. He's like, come your shrimp.

Yeah, look, he's so mean. I know. It complicates it because it's the older brother, too, I feel like. All right, you said that you let it slide with your brother. Yeah. The reason why is because he has helped me so many, I can't even count how many times he has helped me. Mechanically wise.

You know, he has taught me a lot and has helped me so much. And I can't even, I can't even complain, you know? Yeah. How much have you lent him, bro? I'm probably like, just say he was the same amount, I can say. How much money? Okay. Because it hurt you to say it.

If it makes it out. It hurts to come out. Then something's wrong. How much was it, bro? Let's just say it's the same amount. Let's just say. A thousand? Over 10,000.

I feel like it was more. I feel like it was like 2000. Let's just say. But loki, you probably would have paid a thousand bucks for a mechanic job. Okay. If he went somewhere else. That's how he's looking at it. Yeah.

Yeah. And like I said, like, I'm not going to lie. I'm not trying to be rude or anything without the respect. It's a lesson learned, you know. How? He helped you. No, it's a lesson learned. I was talking about, hey, I learned my lesson about lending people a lot of money.

Oh, got you got it. Got it. I was being like, hey, hey, you know what? I'm not going to, I've been through it before with my close friend, or with my close friend, I'm sorry. And I didn't make a big deal. I was like, you know what? It's cool. I'm not even going to argue with you.

I'm just going to, I'm just going to keep my distance because I see how I landed you my trust. You took it for granted. All right. Okay, cool. going to argue with you. I'm not going to do a place or anything. I'm going to just, it's cool. I'm not chipping about it. Money comes to go. There we go. Your older brother sounds, sounds kind of funny. Like, he asks you for money and then he's like, hey, so is that carburetor need to be checked down? You're definitely the perfect person to ask for money.

Eric, but Eric sees the value in what his brother's done for us. Eric, what would you say the value is in like in Brownback Morning just making your morning every day? Like, what, If you could put a number, a price on what we do every day for you on your ride right now, what would you put a price on? What's the price? What's the number? Can you elaborate a little bit more? Yeah, like how much are we worth, our service to you?

How much service have he helped me? No, no. Oh, us? Like if I borrow $2,000. Oh, you guys? No, yeah, like concrete, Greg, Angie, Vick. Let me letty, like, how much is our service worth to you? Like, all the good times we share, the laughs we give you, all that's all.

It all depends on how you guys treat me. If you guys are going to treat me good, I'm going to treat you good. Like $5,000. I mean a little too bad. I just need a little too bad. How like have you been listening to us, Brownback Mornings? Cool minute. A cool minute.

All right. That's like a... Everything's so big. A couple years. A couple years. A couple years. Okay, that's like a good 365 days times two. Yeah, times two.

Like 700 and something. Round it up. What you think? $100 worth a day? $100 a day. That seems right. Yeah. Can we borrow $7,000?

$730 to be exactly. Hey, like I said, I learned my message. Greg will work on your intake manifold. You know what I'm saying? I'll zip tie your car together or something. Like I said, my brother has found me a lot, so I don't need to rely on another mechanic. Ah, there we go. But, hey, but Greg is running spoon engines, all right?

It's Honda. Sticker on your car and everything. Sticker on. All right. Thank you for calling in Eric. We appreciate you. Thanks, Eric. I guess telling him like, hey, bro, it's going to slide this time, but next time can't slide.

Yeah. We're talking about the homie, Ricardo. Yeah. What's that, bro? No, no, it was just good. Ricardo had lent his brother $1,000 dollars last summer. Let his brother, $1,000. Brother said, I'll pay you back.

Didn't end up paying him back, but did get his. kids amazing gifts for Christmas, two Nintendo Switches and two gamer headphones. And kind of told him like, hey, we're good now? We good. Ah, we good. And walked away. Now Riccado's like, bro, I see this dude today for cutting the Rosca, the de los Rays. Should I just let it slide?

He did buy my kids really cool gifts. I hadn't bought them this. Or should I still ask for the money? Or maybe like, be like, hey, that, like, you can only pay me half now. True. Okay. At least half. Like thanks for the kids' presents.

I know that costs a lot. The thousand you owe me, maybe just give me $500, bro. But you know what? That makes a lot of sense. But that also sounds like a headache because he didn't even pay him back the thousand all year.

So now he's going to be waiting another, what, six, seven months, eight months for him to just not pay him again. This is a classic case of like, you know, it's like, dude, like,

what do you be doing with all the pharia, dog? Like, what do you do with all of a phaiaiae? All of a sudden now, all of a sudden, now you got money. money dog yeah

now you got money yeah like one of those people that has money like a lot or it seems like it and it's the worst when you see them online too and they're posting stories

and they're at you know oh mariscus that tau okay I was thinking what if Ricardo starts being petty

and doesn't like tells them like tells Lalo like okay don't pay me but like oh you're paying for the rosca oh if I get the baby you're paying for the

the tamale all that stuff yeah Yeah. Like he pays him up like that. Since we're paying off in actions. Yeah. Right. And you got to watch my kids next weekend.

Yeah. So start getting him like that. My roof needs to be fixed right now. Hope you know how to roof. Oh. Yeah. KPWRFM, HD1, Los Angeles, Power 106, LAs NAMO for Hip-Hop. We're inside the homie helpline.

Domit Ricardo and his brother Lalo $1,000 bucks last summer. And his brother's like, cool, got you, going to pay you back. Didn't, but did give his nephews, a. Ricardo's kids, really cool presents for Christmas. Now they're going to see each other tonight, and he's wondering, should I let it slide that he owes me $1,000, or should I still be like, no, you still owe me a grandbrose. 2026, actually, inflation went up.

You got to add interest. Dang. I mean, $1,000 and $100. Yes. Crazy. What should he do? Now you've got to take me to Magic Mountain next weekend, just because I feel like it. You got to buy me all the things I want.

It's like $50.000. Well, you got to buy me all the concessions I want. Yeah. You got to take me to the movies when I feel like it, whenever I call. You got to take me to LAX. That's the worst. I'm going to take me to LAX. One time should be enough to pay that back.

All right. Let's go to Josh and Pomona. Josh. Josh, go to get Josh. What should Ricardo do about his brother that owes him a thousand bucks? Hey, he should call him out in front of a family. Oh. That's right.

If you do it in front of the family, he should. tell them, hey, I gave you money. I want money back. And the reason why you should do this in front of the family is because if this brother's going to be on, well, I got your kid switches. You know, I want them back. You could be petty to them right in front of the family.

Hey, Nico, hey, give them back the stuff. I'll get you your Nintendo switches because your deal is a deadbeat. Oh, my gosh. Hey, hey, and then, you know what? Not on three keys. If this dude's asking him for money, he's probably going to ask him for money again.

Yeah. You know? And then there it is. Just throw it in his face. Like, what are you going to give me my money back? Or you're going to buy my kids stuff? You know, and just make them feel little of himself. So he stops asking.

Oh, he seems like, hey, Josh, it seems like no one can ask you for money, huh? You'd like lay down the law. Oh, no, they could ask me for money. But they know that, you know, I want my money. You know? I'm a real generous individual, you know, but if I'm going to be generous with you, you know, with me, I'm an adult.

You know, if I'm going to tell you, I need to borrow $500, I'll get you back in two weeks. I'm going to get you back in two weeks because we're adults now. All right. Duh. You know, it all falls into that. It all falls into that, but, you know, I could be petty with the great. with the great ones. What happens if they don't pay you back?

Oh, true. They don't miss them. What happens? Yeah, what happens? He said they go missing. Oh. We don't ask. You're throwing your face at the Quintaniera or something.

He'll get the mic. Hey, put your cups up. You put your cup down. You put your cup down. You deserve to toast. Everybody but you. No broke. He's allowed.

He's a dead beat. Three Kings Day. Dia de los Reyes, okay? And before we get into explaining what Dia de los Reyes is about, why we eat the rosca and all of that, we're going to cut the rosca. I know it's going to seem backwards, but it's part of the plan, okay?

If you get the baby in the rosca, we already have our pre-cut little bread, right? Everyone chose their own, and everyone chose their own, so we can't say, hey, this was rigged, right? Yes, we all chose our own. Unless. See?

I don't even think. Let you guys know what corners I like. We don't, yeah. Of course. We don't. Pause. You like, bro. And whichever one of us gets it has to explain the meaning of Three Kings Day in a baby voice.

If you get the baby, you have to talk like a baby. Let's go, the baby or a baby? No, not the baby. Okay. Or a little baby. No, no, the rapper. Stop it. Like a baby.

And no, I don't mean like, Daddy. I'm all your baby. Not like Mariah the scientist. Like a baby like goo-go-gagat. Like super. Yes. A beast.

Yes. Yes. Okay. Are you ready? For the rest of the show? You have to explain. You have to explain. Oh, okay, okay.

Okay. All right. So I'm first me. Let me just. Oh, my heart is eating. Oh, you have to turn apart. Well, yeah, I have to look. I don't have it.

What? You don't got it. I don't have it. All right. Victor, your turn. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm nervous.

What? You have it? No. Yeah, you do. Say no baby. I don't know if that looks. That does that look like a bad one? What is that?

That looks like something you'd buy it. This is not a baby. It's a tripod. That is an adult toy right there. I don't know what that is. Where'd you get this one? Where did you? Don't answer that.

God. No way. Did you get that Rosca at a Bachelorette party? At Spencer's or something? What did you? Is that what I? Dude. Is that penis?

What is that? I can't see that. It's a body part. That makes babies that isn't the baby. Yeah, technically there's babies down here and off the bottom, but they need to be. Why are you touching it? Why are you touching it like that? Lick it, licking.

Is this plastic or is it like edible? Edible. No, it's not edible. No, no, you didn't get the baby. Keep digging. I don't know. Maybe it is. That is it. Maybe get the other part to make the baby or something. Is it appropriate to get this?

I don't know. Is that like an arm or something? I don't know. Angie, what did you? Oh, let me. Let me check. That's crazy. Dude, I got the Wii too. What's on you? Concrete!

Where did you get it? I didn't do nothing. Oh my God. Concrete plate. Is this some kind of sick joke? Concrete put. No, I didn't. I didn't put anything.

No, let me check mine. Let me check. You put weenies in that old. No. I'll check mine. Oh, my God. Why? I don't have anything.

I don't even know where to put the wee wee. That's insane. Oh, wow. You don't get it. Greg. I don't have anything. Oh, there's like. You got the baby?

Oh! He got the baby. Got it! It's not the baby! Why is this baby humongous? This is not even a baby. What kind of a teenager? This is not crazy.

It's like a teenager. The baby's huge. Yeah, I got the wee-wee. Here, take the wee-wee. That is out of control. Lick it. You don't react. You know, he's acting.

6-10 is weird. 6-10? What's going on here? What is six-10? thing. Why is this baby so big, Con? Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

We got a Roska. We've got a defected Roska. Two? Two, yeah, too. Nah, somebody at the plant was... At the plant? At the plant? At the Roska plant?

Wherever they were making these... Look at this baby's hair. It has a full head of hair. Wherever they were making these, somebody was playing a joke. Okay. Because there's no way. There's, boy, you brought it. It looks like Lord Fark quad, bro.

Our Roskas have little weenies in it. They really do. Yeah. Like, when, what was going to winies? Is that a thing? Can we look that up? Is that a thing? No, I've never did this. I asked, who's bringing the Rosca here?

You're like, I do. That's going to go right up. This is a part of the HR. That comes straight from the box. But like, you normally don't. You got one, too. Wow. They got one too.

Why does Jose have one? Wow. All right. I'm going to have of this. Nah, hey, they need to, they, hey. Somebody needs to call in. Let's compare the sizes. Keep it here.

Dude, we're going to get on this, not on the little weanies from the Roscoe, but on the whole case. This toddler has a whole head of hair. Yeah, we get it. That's a baby, but there's more important things, like these little things in the Rosca.

Those are wild. Because it's not even the same color. Yeah. Call us up right now. The baby's like, like beige and. Those little things are... The glezzies are... White.

White. 8185.209. That's a mystery now. It is. Who do you think put the little weenies in the roster? Somebody from... That was making them. Was it concrete?

No. Wait. There's another one. Wait. What? Greg got both. The baby and the wee wee. This feels off.

This feels off. What? Are you supposed to put them together? No, don't. Don't. No, because you would see the hole that I put him in. No. You swear like I'm over there baking the Roskans, dog.

I don't know. You're the one that brought you. He has no time to bake Roskarskas. I have time to bake a Roska. I don't even know how to make these things. No, but you never bring stuff. You volunteered to bring the Roska. No, they asked.

Who wants to ask it? I'll bring it. I got one at home. This is crazy. I bought two. One for my crib and one for here. Oh, my God. We'll check with you.

Be careful. All right. Give it here. This is some kind of sick joke. I know what happens. I know what happened with the roscas. Why is their little weanies in the rosca? Let me explain the rosca since we weren't able to do last year or last break.

Yeah. Every January 6th is commemorating the day that the three wise men went to go visit baby Jesus in the manger. It took them a while. They had learned of baby Jesus's birth. And the Bible was really kind of like a hidden birth because they were out to get the next, the child of God, you know? And so they hid and they had the baby. No one would take them in to the hotel. so they had the baby in the manger, right?

So then the three wise men followed the North Star, I believe, and then found him and then gave him gifts. So that's what the rosca. Yes. Sacredly commemorate. And what we do is that we cut the rosca, this is bread, that's kind of like in novel shape. And whoever gets the little plastic baby,

they have to hold a party February 2nd with tamales. Yes. Right? Perlin's tamalito in here. I know. Because you got, what did you get in your rosca, Victor? I got a tripod. A little tripod.

A man's tripod. A man's unit. The full package. Yeah. Shafed. Yes. And for the record, concrete is the one who brought in this rosca. And he's looking at us with a straight face.

I would never. Look it. Look at it. Look at him. I went to examine the bread with him. And I thought maybe like he was. How convenient. He would like, you know, somehow like, tell you.

What I did. Yeah. Or just be like, whoa. What I did want was Lisa Roska. You're a suspect right now. What did you say? Yeah, I was like walking over and I'm like, okay, let me see. Maybe he's going to laugh or something like what.

Maybe he'll put you in on it. Yeah. And no, like he was just as surprised as I was. And there was multiple units in all of the bread. They were everywhere. There's everywhere. They're everywhere. Honestly.

Okay. I would feel like if I'm done something that I'm probably going to go with you to see what you find out. Yeah, just out of guilt, right? Have you ever, like, has someone ever stolen from you when they help you look for it? Yeah. Ah. Like that. Anybody else have any, oh no. Oh, no, our girl's successful from K-Day. She's walking

on. Oh, no. Don't touch the bread. Oh, we're going to pick up a suit. All right. Angie, what do you think? Do you think it's concrete? I really think it's concrete. Like, he's just smiling and he feels really comfortable. Also, he's an actor. I know. That's my theme. He's in character. That is a great prank. I would definitely take ownership.

of it. Trust me, I would. If I did that, I would. I would take ownership. But that's, I didn't do that. I did not put, you know, little, little weaners in your rosca. That's so crazy. And if.

Trust me, I love putting weiner in a rosca, you know me? No. No, you don't. Let me tell you. But that is not, I didn't do that. If you cut a rosca before, you know the little plastic baby and it's like a white little plastic bag. No, it's a white little plastic baby.

It's a white little plastic baby. And this, these. little units look exactly like that white little plastic hair? Yeah, they do. Who was it, man? Just okay, take ownership. Like he said, it's a good prank. It's like, all right, if you think it's such a good prank. Yeah, he's like picking himself up.

Like, it's an incredible genius prank. Whoever did it is an amazing person. First of all, I would have got brown ones. They have them and brown? See, how would you know? Yeah, how would you know? I would have looked. I would have spray painted them. Oh, so you have time.

I would have done something. if I had time I picked that damn rose cup at 11 p.m. last at 2 of them at 7.11. Oh. So you know, like you know. Did you pick up the right ones or was it the wrong? Yeah.

Was it 7.11 or in the corner outside of that? Let me tell you, I would never, I would never do that, guys. Not on, come on man. It's Jesus, man. Look at his smile. Right? I would never do. Okay, come on, man.

Say it was you, dog. Well, notes that it was concrete. Say aye. Aye. I think it was concrete. The guy that. I think it was Jose. Of course it was Jose.

Jose is our videographer, Pobresito. Was it you? Because you were over there cutting it. Yeah, Umberto's smiling. Umberto's a gift from God. All he's meant to do here is to help us on our worldly travels. Nah, somebody did that. Somebody flipped that rosca around and stuffed it.

All right. In order to get these little weenies in the rosca, you would have to know where to buy these little weenies. Right? Yes. And I feel like for some reason I feel like Ramona knows where to buy these women Look at her Oh

Was it you Ramona? The one that's real quiet Come clean man I know No clean Ramano was really shocked When she saw me play Hey

Pull it out Because at the end of the day God's watching Oh God's watching You're saying Look at normal He put so in the rosca

On my day There's a majority of us That believe it's you So go You can believe I do believe You can believe it doesn't mean it's true. You don't have to confess.

Making it, just because you believe something doesn't make it true. You don't have to confess, but you're going to jail for the crime. You know? You're going to jail. No. Yeah, you are. No. I'm not being arrested for this.

When you meet God and he's like, oh, I saw. And he's going to be like, hey. Hey, what? You're not guilty, my dude. All right. Just know that we know. Yeah, I know that you put little white. And I'm going to be walking into the pearly gates.

you guys need to be over there like, hey, let us in. Why us? He's going to be like, nah, no, no, you guys want to be funny. There's going to be funny business over there. Who was it? Come on. It was you. Enough is enough, guys. Come on.

Come on, dog. I've been here the whole time. Fool, just say it was you, fool. Who was it? Oh, you know what? Humberto, you cut it and you can't lie. He cut it. Oh, my gosh.

He's got it. He did it crack. He did it crack. My kids are listening, dog. Who was it? Who was it that put the things inside? Yeah. Who got him?

Come on. Oh, Ramona. I'm looking for a new phone screener. 818 type to all my own. Keep it here. Wow. Ramona, you just got thrown her to the front. Dude, I've been exonerated, right?

I don't know. I'm exonerated. There's no way. Wow. Wow. Wow. Okay, Ramona. You're a real one.

But I did the crime. So you're an accessory. You're an accessory. Still looking for a phone screener. 18185-1059. Damn. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.

Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? All right, listen up. All my Angelinos. All my Californianos. Especially if you love you some, Pokemon. I love this song.

Never watched it, but I know the theme song. What? I will be the very best. No one ever wants. Okay, wow. To catch them is my real test. To train them is my cause. Let's go.

I would travel across the land. Searching far and wide. Right here, right here. Turn up, turn it. Pokemon. You gotta catch a more. I know it's my destiny. Pokemon.

Oh, you're my... All right. Not my era. Yeah, same era. Whatever. All right. It was my era. Yeah, super my era.

We put TMNT. Put on the TMNT in the whole thing. No, we're talking about Pokemon right now. Yuck. Someone to got to catch a mall to a whole new level. You're holding up a Pokemon card. No, I'm holding up a Yu-Gi-Gi-Eyear, right? Relax.

Get a straight. It's actually Blue eye dragon That's what? It's actually blue eye dragon, not blue dragon eyed. You tell him big, while authorities are currently searching for Pokemon card

thieves. Apparently, it's been a string of Pokemon card robberies and one that happened just last night or a couple nights ago. Check this out. Around closing time, police say an employee took a briefcase full of extremely valuable cards down into the underground parking garage where they were confronted by a man

with a gun. That person took the briefcase, got in a car. Somebody who was a friend of the victim, according to police, tried to bust in through the back windshield of that car and ultimately got pepper sprayed and the suspect took off with, again, $300 to $500,000 worth of rare cars.

Sheesh. That happened... That happened... In West LA on Sunday night. And, yeah, imagine you have to carry a briefcase one of Pokemon cards, that they're that valuable, right? It might not be a lot, but it might be some really rare cards. Yeah.

What do you say Charzard? Holographic Charzard First Edition. Nerd. I think, shut up. No. I think it's like they need to like treat it like cash, you know? Like they need like armed guards and stuff like that. For Pokemon card?

When you take out, bro, at the bank, I used to work at the bank. You can't even take out like $80, $100,000 without like, all right, we're going to escort you to your car. You know what I'm saying? Like there's a procedure for that with large amounts of money. And if you have any more than that, we'll be like, you better bring some security or something at your own risk. You know what I'm saying? Because obviously it's Pokemon cards

and it seems light and frivolous, but at the same time it's like, bro, that's so much money. Yeah. One authentic card from 1999 could cost $23,000. What? What? They should have kept them. Yeah.

That's a lot. And I think even Pokemon cards, I believe I saw some type of report last year that said that their values only skyrocketing while everything else is just like crashing. Yeah. Pokemon cards are up. Damn.

So if that's going to be the thing that literally keeps us alive through whatever, like, societal turmoil or, like, any type of government economic shutdowns, Pokemon cards, yeah, they probably should be protected more. The number six, Charzard is $33,000. See what are. Number six? What do you mean? What does that mean? I guess, like, number six. Their number?

Yeah. The condition, like a number of, yeah. Yeah. Take that, UGGGYO cards. No one's going to rob you for that one. Someone that will rob you thinking you had a Pokemon card and be six. so upset. Oh, yeah, for sure.

That it was a yu-gio. You should. Yeah, you should. It's weird. Nerd. He has that in his wallet. Yeah, it's my debit card. Next to his little, no way.

It's my debit card. So I pull up to the club and I pull out my Yu-Gi-Card and I'm like, here you go. Oh, my God, dude. One of the servers was like. And then she ghosts him. And then he wonders why. Oh, yeah. That plays well at the bar.

Greg, that is so nerd of you, dude. It's awesome, though. Yeah. I like that. He has it in his wallet next to his little condom and it's just like, real. Next to his little condom is crazy. Didn't you see it?

You said little condom. Look at it. You tell me what it is. Let me see. Is it a little plastic? Oh, it's a little like, it's a little finger condom? What?

There's such thing. Oh yeah. See, that's why. It's concrete. I never know. Wait, how does that? Never mind. That was don't you know I'm local.

Yeah. That was don't you know I'm local. All right. You're local in Lukavisa. You're a good cheese. Angie, you have some cheesement for it. Yeah, you guys. Mariah the scientist.

She's a toxica. Yep. And she was. was letting it known on Instagram. So, Hazel E, she's known from, like, love and hip hop. She's a rapper, right? She dated Blueface earlier this. Early this year. Who did?

Last month. Oh, he's not last year. Hazel E? Oh, Hayley. Hazel E. Yeah. Stop saying it like that. Yeah. He's mental. Anyway, so she commented on a video of Young Thug, right? And she commented like three fire emojis. And Mariah

the scientist, question it posting, like, which part is fire? Damn. Dude. Hazel E. Clap It's pretty much like, the aesthetic, girl. Like, nobody wants your man. She went on to, like, on her Instagram story,

and she was just like, be worried about planning your lavender wedding. Coming from me unprovoked is nuts. And that's when she's like, nobody wants your man, baby. What does lavender wedding mean? Does that mean, like, of something bad? No, I think it's because Mariah uses the color purple a lot. So she's just saying lavender, like, purple. That's how I took it.

It sounded like some shade. It sounded like some shade. Like it's never coming or something? your lavender wedding. Or like your wedding after you took them back for doing all that. It refers to a marriage of convenience. Oh.

Oh, more than that. Yeah, I knew it. Yeah, it had to be. Yeah, because you don't just throw that in there. So random. Lavender, damn. Wow. Wedding of Convenience.

I mean, props to Hazel because she actually tagged Mariah like when she made that post saying like nobody wants your man baby. Like she tagged Mariah. So Mariah actually sees it. The video I believe was a collab. Like the thing that she was like,

it was on the director's page. like of the video. And so Hezily put fire emojis, but Mariah the scientist is like, what's so fire about it? Like which part is fired? Please tell me. But you know she's up in arms.

You got to think of what Mariah's been through. He's publicly kind of made me look like a cool. I know. But maybe that's why. Maybe the girls. Maybe the girls. Yeah. Maybe the girls.

Yeah. The trainer. That was so yesterday. Why are you thinking about him? I'm sorry. No, but I'm saying when it comes to what happened to her recently. Maybe the girls that he was messing with

weren't as beautiful as her. So now, like, she's even up in arms about anyone. Everybody's a knob at this point. She also said something else, no, Mariah? Well, actually, yeah, so then Young Thug actually posted pictures. And Mariah was, like, she commented again saying, like, I hear when people look at you.

And Young Thuil was like, no one's looking at me, baby mama. He's right. Oh, God. They need to relax. They're toxic right now. Next thing you know, she's going to come after Shadibe. Damn. Don't be liking my man's photo.

What's so fire about it? Don't be listening to his songs. She's going through her right now. She is. But that's so sad. She's very insecure right now. It just sucks. She just went through a lot with him publicly and yeah, it looks bad.

But she's so popping. She just did like the Disney. She just did the Disney thing. Like no thing about Disney. Yeah. Like why are you worried about this little stuff, dude? Okay. You're popping.

Because I've always been popping and he still did something. So it's like it's going to affect her. Yeah. And if there's this meme, it was like a beautiful girl. I just feel like her time is now and the best thing is stay, stay focused and not worry about the other stuff, you know. Yeah.

Break up with them or stay with him? Break up. I don't think she will. I mean, she's, yeah, that's her baby. Like, she said it. Daddy. I'm all your baby. Oh, my God.

That's it. That's it. That's it. All right. That's it for Cheez-Mitt. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Morning. I'm Power 106.

All right. And one of the Fentis dropped some new music, but it's not the one we want. It's not Rihanna. Lippi. Except Rocky. He took on the last name? No, he didn't. I don't even know that. But I do put him in that family. I would change my name to Fenty. If my girl's a billionaire, I might. He might just change it. He hasn't really dropped so much music. And if you know Rocky, you know him for like this urban New York sound. You know, he kind of came up in the blog era. And we all love like that dark sound that he had in the ASEP mob had, right? And of course, you guys probably know, like, one of his biggest hits is F-M problems. Let me see if I could put it up.

Pull it up for you. And now he's kind of altering what we know him for and not going with this sound, which is, you just know it. You love it. You know the hook. Two Chains is on it. Hendrick is on it. Drake is on it.

We're not going to get that again. Right? No. But he recently dropped a new song as a new album coming out January 16th, but this song is called Punk Rocky. Check it out Punk rock vibes Oh Well he came in

That was dope Because that wasn't him At the first part right I think it was him singing That's him singing Sounds like Hotel California I like it What?

Okay I like it Because it reminded me of sundress The one that He dedicated to Rihanna But it's not No But it's the same vibe

Listen to sundress The same vibe Of this No It's not Okay Are we liking it.

I do, yeah. I like it. I like it. Help me out here. I feel like I'm tripping for wanting the old thing. You guys, don't be dumb. What?

Don't be dumb. That's the name of the album, this is not great. This is not great. I'm sorry. I'm a big ASAP Rocky fan, been since the start. But you just,

I don't know. You can't expect too much now, like from his new music. Just appreciate the old one. Listen to this. Give it a listen. But it's not for me. Yeah, like give it a listen for support.

Yeah. Like nothing can be like Paiso and. No, yeah. Purple swag and He used to know head. Emo alternative representative

I love it. I know you were. It's called punk Rocky. And then also you are in love. He is. Different, yeah. Yeah, it's an emo song though.

His, uh, yeah, his mind is filled with like sunflowers and daisies and he's just like all happy. I can't blame him for making music like this. Album drops January 16 called Don't Be Dumb.

Okay. Shout to our guys. I brought it. That makes money. Some of you may be regretting gifts you purchased for the holidays. Yes. You also feel kind of guilty about falling for AI slop. All right.

What is that exactly? Well, it's similar to like, hey, I bought this. This is what I ordered. And then this is what I got. Sometimes people would say that on Amazon or on Sheehan or like on Timu. But now it's things that we were thought were going to be so awesome on apps like TikTok. and Instagram that you could tell our AI. You fell for it.

You bought it. And you really can't return it because you bought the thing that was AI made. There's examples. You can log on a Brown Bag Morning's 106 on Instagram. One of my favorites is this cute little puppy stained glass puppy lamp. Check it out. And that lamp turns out you got to see the outcome. It's supposed to look like a Yorkie.

It's supposed to look like a Yorkie that is, Even in the video, he's walking like a cool robot. It's AI made. Y'all peeped it? Put in the chat for you got to peep. And what it came to look like, bro, it looks like a drawing. It looks like someone draw it on glass. Yeah, it looks very like colored, like marker.

Oh, my God. It's really like. I could see how. It's horrible. It's definitely not what they ask for. But you cannot return things like that. Jim into the face and the eyes off. And almost how much are you to blame if you fell for you?

You saw it was AI. You're not going to get an AI animal at your door. And that was $50? That's a different animal. Yeah. Another one of the AI slops, a lot of people have been falling for. You bought the Yorkie. It's a dorky.

You bought a dog and got a cat. Another one is this viral mug. It's just books stacked on top of each other, but it's like a, it's a mug. So it's like, oh, this is the best. a mug for when you're reading. People are purchasing it left and right, but when they got it, it just looked like just,

I don't know, more glass that's colored in. It doesn't look like a stack of books. It kind of looks like Legos of some sort. Oh, my God. It doesn't even look like books at all. It looks like a fruit roll-up. Yes, exactly that. Like a crumpled up fruit roll-lum.

Yeah. You could check them out on Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram. I feel so bad for these people that wasted money buying it for gifts for their mom, their dad. their significant other themselves and get stuff like this. Yeah. Yeah, I would have totally fallen for this.

Because AI looks really real and I would really think like, oh, this is what I'm going to get. And then I'd be like, oh, my God, and it's so cheap. And deal. Nobody really cares to look if it says, like, actual photo of product. Yeah, you're right. So a lot of these AI slopped gifts because they cannot be returned are being given to thrift shops. So the next time you're at a goodwill Your local thrift store

And you see these things that look kind of odd This this mug that looks like I don't know what did you say? Fruit roll-ups Or this lamp that looks like a cat Or a Yorkie at the same time Just drawn all over Now you know why

It's not because it was just an avant-garde artist At their house It was because people fell for AI slop They just got to label them correctly And they'll sell Fruit roll-up cup Boom You know what I'm saying

Colorful cat Colourful cat All right. Yes, that was money moves. Brought to you by your Toyota dealers. Now let's get into studious full. All right. Our guy concrete, he is one very, very studious.

Fu. Studios has food. And what do you got for us today? I'm a studious as food dog. Hey, guys, a team of German scientists recruited dog owners to carefully examine their dogs while they poop. And discover that while pooping their dogs align their bodies along the north-south axis. the Earth's magnetic field is stable. My question to you is, where do you put your fundillo at when you got to go to the bathroom?

Down? Okay. First, I don't even know what that research is. Yeah, well, the research is that dogs technically put their fundillo to the north or south pole access. So what's your ritual, Perito? Hold on, bro. Hold on. So you're saying that dogs, no matter where they are in the world.

They point their fundio to the north or south poles. Their butt can tell them where, like, what? They could be used as a compass. Yeah, I was about the compass. Go that way. Go that way, dog. Go that way. Let's gruff you poop.

All right. We're going that way. We're going that way. That's how the three kings got to Jesus. You're so stupid. Isn't it bad luck to watch a dog poop or something like that? Never. Yeah, it's supposed to be like that.

You get a pet guy. Yeah, you get a stye. That's what I would learn. That's never happened to me. But why do you watch dogs poop? Well, because I walk the dog at night. You don't give it privacy? Yeah.

No, I sit there and watch. I'm like, go ahead. Imagine somebody's watching you. Yeah, because I got to pick it up. I don't just leave it. Oh, that's good. That's good. All right.

Now you want to know where our butts face? Well, what's your ritual? My ritual is I got to make sure my phone is completely charged. Because if not, I hate looking at my business cards and just reading business cards and reading the back of shampoos. That's the worst, that's the worst. When you're just sitting there, you have nothing to read or nothing to look at or your phone dies in the middle of a poop. That's the worst. Now you're just sitting there with your thoughts?

Oh, my God. Have you had to, where you go to the restroom and you forgot to bring your phone with you? Yes. And now, what do you do? I crab crawl out of there. I crab crawled. No, not clench. That's the worst, embarras.

Yeah, it's all smeared? No, you got to crab crawl out of there, just crap and be like, I'll be back, hold on. Then you walk outside and you hope no dingo berries fall, you know what I'm saying? What? At least he's honest. Everybody else, what's your poop ritual? Yeah, no, you got to have your phone for sure. Can't have a sweater on.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, you can't have a sweater on. You can't have a sweater on? You can't have a sweater on. I always take off my hat. I always take off my hat. What? I don't want any poop particles on my hat.

You take off your hat, don't. Well, that's good. I get completely naked. I can't, I can't do it, man. You're one of those? Oh, it's just socks on. That's it. Just socks for the little traction in case it gets crazy.

I don't trust the thin paper So I use toilet paper instead to cover the toilet Because I feel like the thin paper is like too close of contact to the toilet Oh you're talking about pooping in public Oh, yeah, oh yeah No, because your home doesn't have I hate going to people's houses I go to the bathroom and it's like they have one plies like

Oh one fly? One ply ripped straight through it Oh god Next thing you got butterfingers Might as well use the sink That's horrible Why are you going number two in someone else's house You shouldn't do it? Because when you have to go you have to go

Usually I'll go to Target When I first met naked And like I wouldn't go poop at our house I would go show you to McDonald's I would go show you to McDonald's I'm gonna give them a number two You feel me? Super size the man

There you go So what did you learn today Besides all of concrete Of bathroom habits Oh The North Star No that dog's poop It's not just random

It's not random They move their butts to a certain place. All of them. All of them. That's crazy. Every single dog. So next time you see your dog poop, he's pointing to the North Star. No, he's not.

It's the South Pole. South Pole. Either one. South Pole. Look at the studio. It's hot food. All right. If it's a black dog, you probably go South Pole, you know.

I don't get it. I don't get it. The clothing brand. South Pole, I still love that clothing brand. I would have a little bit. Russell Wilson lied to everyone, you guys. The man of God, Russell Wilson. Why?

Yes. And now his team, the Giants, might get in trouble with the NFL because of it. Sierra's man. Yeah, Sierra's man. So he was being interviewed after the last game of the season with a reporter. They were like, hey, do you want to keep playing? Because he's getting older. He's like 37 now.

And they were like, he's like, yeah, of course I want to play. You know, he's like, I played through an injury in game two. You know, he's like, I tore my hamstring, but I didn't tell anybody. So when he said that, you're always supposed. supposed to disclose your injuries to your team, to the NFL, everything. He didn't say anything. So as he was saying it, it went viral. And then the NFL started an investigation with the Giants and we're like, hey, you cannot do that.

You cannot report injuries. Yeah. The crazy part is he actually had a great game. He had his best game since he was like on the Seahawks. He threw for like 450 yards and three touchdowns. They almost won the game. He did like a miraculous, like last throw. Oh, they still lost?

They still lost. Yeah. But he wasn't supposed to disclose that. But it would have been worth it if he won? Yeah. Well, he was like, I'm a tough through it. Of course I want to play again. Yeah.

I played through injuries. He spoke too much. He shouldn't have said that because now the team is going to get in trouble for it. Oh, my goodness. He's not done that before, though. Like, we're hurt and we just don't want to admit it. Yeah, dude, I come in and hurt every day here. What?

Every day I'm hurt when I come. If it's policy that they have to for some reason or not. Or other, like, they can't be liable for you getting hurt on the field. And knowing that you're already hurt could clearly make you get worse on the field. So there's some responsibility there from the team that they can't put you in if you're hurt. If he lied about it and said he was fine, but then later says he was hurt, that's also going to look bad on the team too. Yeah. And then he tried to clear it up and not get the giants in trouble.

He said, like, the Giants didn't know. I never told them it wasn't their fault. He literally put that on Twitter, tagged them trying to, like, backtrack. He knew nothing. It's way too late. I can't trust them now. They're going to get in trouble. And it matters a lot for betting, too, because if there's an injured player out there

and people are betting on him as if he's not injured, then it matters. A lot of money on the line. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, so he got a team in trouble. You got to be careful out there. Jesus is watching, Russell. Yeah. All the time.

Jesus gave him the strength that day because how did he throw for three touchdowns and 450 yards with the torn hamstring is crazy. The strength to lie. For good. Oh, okay. He was for good. You're talking like the season's over for them too? Yeah.

Regular season's over. Okay. So what's happening now? Playoffs. Playoffs. Who's up? Who are we voting for? The Rams.

The Rams? The Rams. The Rams. The Rams. Okay. Okay. Chargers. Niners.

Chargers. I mean, a lot of California teams. Watch a real Raider fan answer. And I'm going to, which team are you going for now that the Raiders are out? Damn. That's a hard one. Your representative is in there. The Cowboys?

No. 49ers, SF. Oh, wow. Way to put me on blast because I'm from San Fernando. Try. I would not go for the... For any team, right? For the 49ers or any other team.

No. Yeah, you're a Raider fan. Yeah. Come on, Vig. Let's pack him out. I'm a Raider fan, too. I just... You just said, yeah, the L.E.R.R.

I'm like, we could go for them. I don't care. Yeah, the L.A.R. Yeah, but not from a true Raider fan. You don't understand. True Raider fan. Blood in or blood out. Yeah.

Let me hear you say, more, Reader. He's like, who are you voting for in the playoffs? The Raiders is who you do. I just have to shut off all my TVs and never watch football again because my team can't play. Well, what do the Raider fans do during this time? I mean, we watch it, but not for the game. Yeah, they just watch it.

For the beer. For the fight. For the fight. I mean, you see Reader. Come on, let me get one. Let me get one. Let me get one. Come on.

You can do it, Mona. Raiders. Yeah. Give her a talker. We're up with some of demos right now.