Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 632 Besties With Benefits...? 🙄 + Octopuses on Molly | Brown Bag Mornings (01/07/26)

Episode Date: January 8, 2026

The crew dives into a chaotic Homie Helpline to decide if Maya should fess up to her "bestie with benefits" about getting ghosted by her ex, Randy, after she tried to wish him a happy birthday. The "studious fools" also explore the high seas to discuss a scientific study where antisocial octopuses suddenly want to hug each other after being dosed with ecstasy. [Edited by @iamdyre 💫]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brown bag, the better. Come on. It's Marlonette 6. LA's and more for hip-hop. Buenos Diaz. Good morning to you. Straight into don't you know I'm local with it, where we talk about local news. And if you didn't know already, I'm sure you've peeped it in your neighborhoods.

Anyone seen the coyotes? Yes. There's so many coyotes around. Yeah, I see them all the time. I live by the hills. So it's like they all come out. Damn. The hills.

Which hills? Like, Whittier has a lot of hills. Beverly? Oh. and stuff like that. Oh, I've been to that cemetery. Yeah, they try to hide from the mountain lions and stuff. So they all come down and run around and try to freaking get the cats and dogs.

That's why they come down. Yeah. There's a bunch around here. Yeah. Daytime, I've seen them walking around here. And just so you know, if you've been like seeing an uptick in coyote sightings, you're not alone. Apparently it's coyote mating season. What?

Meaning adults are traveling longer distances in search of mates and friends. Food. Oh, right. They're just like Greg. Yeah. Some of you are also ties into what experts call pup season when parents are feeding and caring for their young. Okay? During the space, coyotes can be more active throughout the day as they hunt and bring food back to their dens.

All right. Usually for humans, they figured out to like, eh, leave us a little bit. I'm not talking about you. Not trying to bother me. You're a baby, though? Your baby. I can take your baby. So be very mindful of little ones and little pets.

too. And he knows. Yeah, my, I told you guys, like, maybe two years ago, the coyote actually got my little Yorkie. And he didn't even eat up. Honestly, like, we just found the little Yorkie, like, outside in the backyard, like, I'll gut it out. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

What's funny about that? Stop. Stop, because last time you made me cry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just gutted out, dog? Yeah. You just say he was no longer with us?

Well, I'm trying to give you the visual. That's crazy. No. And what's sad is that it's all on camera because we have camera. No. Yeah. Did you watch it? No, no.

That's trauma. Let me see it. Yeah. No. Okay. So experts are giving safety tips on how to kind of figure out this coyote season. If you have little ones and if you have little pets, first of all, keep dogs on at leashes and indoors when possible. Don't leave pet food or garbage outside.

The garbage is going to be tough. It attracts coyotes. And if you see a coyote in your property, make noise, wave your arms, and encourage it to move on. Coyotes typically avoid conflict. They do. Oh, but when they see a little pet, they'll try. Oh, yeah.

They'll do it. I saw a video of a coyote kind of in a standoff with a raccoon, and in the middle is the raccoon's baby. And so the raccoon and the coyote here, it's kind of like the baby's in the middle. Yeah. And the coyote took it around. Oh, that little raccoon. Yeah, I've seen a coyote video.

That dude was doing like his oil change. I think it was AI, though. So dumb. What they try... It's a N.I.I. Video. What they try to do is that they try to get the animal to chase them into a pack. So it's like one of them, right? One of them like, oh, it's a lot.

And Whittier, they're very casual. Like, very, very casual. They're everywhere. Now you're studying them? No, well, that's how to live with that. It's true. They learn how to live with us. It's a wolf pack.

All right. So, yeah, you're not crazy if you've seen a bunch of coyotes walking around. Angelica, there's Chisemeh. Yes, you guys. This has to be like the most awkward conversation you can have between like your friend and your partner at the same time. Okay. So apparently Cher and Kristen Bell are really close. Share is known for this song.

What do you mean? That's what I know her from. Ask the grandma. They know Cher for Sunny and Cher. I don't even know that. Yeah. I just, I don't know. Hidden trees like Sunny Bono.

Yeah. When she hit this one, when she did this one, she was already old school. What? What? What? How do you not know that? I honestly, that's what I know her for. No,

Sonny and Sherer way back. Damn. Okay. Well, Christian Bell, if you guys know, she's known from Frozen. She plays Anna. Anna for getting Sarah Marshall. Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah. And it's really weird because I did not know that they were really close. Okay. Apparently since like 2010, when they play like a burlesque in the movie, since then they've been super tight. Okay.

So just recently, Sher went on to Dax's podcast, which is Kristen Bell's husband, right? Dax. And Dax made it so awkward because he straight- Dax, Prescott? Dax Shepherd. He was an employee of the month.

That and then, Cheapy- comedian actor. Yeah, he's a comedian actor. Not the quarterback. Well, apparently, Sherer and Dax, shared those didn't really like him. And Dax made it really awkward by asking, share, this question.

Who would you like to see Kristen with? Because I know you think she could be better. I don't know. It's me self-deprecating right now. I just want to know who she thinks your dream catch would be. You've never thought about that. No. She just, I just like her.

She just not sold yet on me. That's her husband. They've been married for 13 years. Well, I know the problem. What? Share only approves the 40-year age gaps. Hilarious. Well, she's already, men.

Yeah. And beautiful. Yeah, still. Yeah. She's going to marry Tiger's homey soon. Hey, true. There's been rumors about that. But, no, Kristen, when Dax was asking that question,

Kristen was trying to make it, like, really just trying to make it less awkward. And she's like, you know what? It's just like you don't have that relationship we have. But share straight up still answered. The truth is, I trust her. So you must have something that I don't see. Yeah, there you go. Sheesh.

Wow. I trust her. That was, that hurts. But it's his fault for asking. True. But what a question? Yeah. Don't ask a 80-year-old.

Why she doesn't approve of you? Yeah, it's like you already know clearly like Sherer doesn't really approve. So why even make it more awkward and ask on a podcast? I don't know. My girl says, don't ask questions. You don't want to answer too. I know. All right, you guys.

That was it for Cheesmith. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm part 106. Okay, check this out. There's someone trying to follow in your footsteps concrete. Not even close. Seriously, who?

A rapper turned. comedian. Whoa. You know what you were a rapper and then you were and then you turned a comedian? I've turned a lot of things, don't let me tell you. That's true. Do you know that?

Yeah. So, T.I. T.I. is taking a stat. I know he's taking a stat at comedy, but he's not killing it. Apparently, report allegedly. He's murdering it. I don't know. I don't know.

So I just want to get your take as a rapper comedian. Don't. What? Of how well or unwell he will. was at his standup right here. He is talking about Young Thug and the whole case that he has. Check this out. A man, we're fighting a Rico.

A fucking Rico. I'm sorry, white people. Young Thud is a rapper. He's from Cleveland Avenue. And he ain't no sound like much. You know what I'm saying? But he's held in high regard within the community. Okay.

He's a national treasure. All right. Yes. Responsible for many Negro spirituals. Yeah. Oh my God Yeah I'm embarrassed a bit

Wait wait wait wait in his defense There probably wasn't a mic in the crowd So you can't hear the people laughing Here's my thing There was in the beginning look A man were fighting a Rico Yeah He can't even defend that

Also where was the punchline Yeah I was waiting for it too He just like said words like slightly funny He's like A Rico In his defense, some comedians, they have their days off. Yeah. You know?

He was trying to describe who young thug was and it didn't hit. Like, he was trying to do it as a joke. Yeah. A member of the community. Yeah. And he's from Cleveland? Cleveland Avenue. Cleveland Avenue.

Oh, I'm about to say. I know. That's what I'm saying. Like, too, somebody that doesn't know where he's from, it doesn't mean anything. It sounds like he's from Cleveland, Ohio. Yeah. Okay. So my thing, too, is I'm assuming he did it in Atlanta.

So those people will probably understand that he meant Cleveland Avenue. Got it. Oh, okay. 50 cent did post it and he said, damn it, man. Damn it man, it looked easy, but it's not easy at all. L.O.L. Look at this. A man, we're fighting a Rico.

Oh, fucking Rico. I'm sorry. White people. Young Thud is a rapper. He's from Cleveland Avenue. And he ain't no sound like much. You know what I'm saying? but he's held in high regard within the community, okay?

He's a national treasure, all right? Yes, responsible for many Negro spirituals. Yeah. It's a tough, it's a tough game, man. It's a tough game. I'm not going to lie. It's hard. I bombed a couple times.

A few times. A few times. What happened? Do you make it your conversation? You just can't run off the stage. You got to say. sit there and take it. Do you make it your comedy special though?

Because that's the idea. There was my first time, my first time in Vegas, I did a show. I made a wheelchair joke and there was a lady in the front and she literally rolled away, dog. Let me tell you, if she could have walked the way she would have, dog. It was that bad. Okay, let's... I remember, I remember

I got off the stage and people... And I thought I did good. I was like, man, I feel good about it. And people were like, hey, man, get him next time, champ. And I'm like, whoa! No, just random people. And then some other dude walked in, he's like, hey, man, you can't win them all, right?

And then some other dude was like, dude, but your videos are funny, though. And I'm like, what? And I'm still like, people are tripping. I was like, people are tripping. And then my girl walks up and she's like, let's just have been in Vegas tonight, huh, babe? I'm like, it was that bad.

She's like, babe. Babe. But this was in the beginning. I was a pup. I was a pup. And hopefully things have changed. But that being said, guys, catch me tomorrow and flappers and burrack gets your day.

It's sold out, so thank God. You know what? Whenever, like, whenever a joke flops, you just, you like, you literally, like, me, I tend to be like, well, that didn't work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To, like, acknowledge it in the room. Yeah, you acknowledge it, you know,

you acknowledge the elephant in the room and then you move forward, you know. So you're, like, in on it with the crowd. For sure, yeah. Like, I'll look at my phone. and I'll be like, all right, I'm scratching that one off. Well, I have a question about that. Like, let's say a joke bombs and the audience just hates you. You walk away from that.

Do you remove it from your set or do you chalk it up to all was the audience's stuff? Nah, you work on it. I mean, if you believe in the joke, you work on it. Some jokes, you just got thrown away. The wheelchair one? That one got thrown away. Okay. I had another one that I did in Oxnard.

It was the first time hosting for Jerry Garcia. What? You hosted for that? And I had written me, like, I thought I was like, man, I'm writing this joke on the way there. I was like, it's hitting. I'm by myself in the car. That's the cardinal rule. You don't do a joke you just did, and you definitely don't do it in the beginning of your set.

So I did it in the beginning of my set, and there was a dude in the second row, and he was like, is this supposed to be effing funny? Oh. And, like, what happens is that when one person says something, and the next person's like, yeah, what the hell's going on? And then, boom, another guy, this is not what I paid for. Oh. And I literally turned into like concert hosting one. I was like, ladies, let me hear you make some no. Oh, yeah, you switched her to hype, Ben.

I'm like, I'm like, I'm not even a comedian. I'm going to hype you all up, man. Trick you. Single ladies, make some no. Can I get a hip? A hip? And then I got the hell off. And I remember telling Jerry, Jerry, I'm leaving.

He was like, no, don't leave. You're hosting the whole show. And I'm like, no, brother. There's no way I'm doing it. I went back out there. I had a couple shots and, you know, I made the best of it. And it was probably the best I could have done. So, T.I. Keep going.

So cute. Ti, keep going, brother. Keep going, bro. Win some, you lose some. If you got the heart for it, keep going. That's, you know, I mean, the best thing you can do is get on stage and it's just, you know, yeah, man. Yeah. As much as 50 clowns because 50 clown knew.

Yeah. That was warranted. Yeah. That was warranted. It was not it. It was bad. It was bad. It was bad.

You don't live it into a hit of his, too, if it doesn't work. Yeah, I'm just making this concert. Bang he. Whatever you like. Come on you. Come on, y'all. Ladies, make some noise. That's the sound that I'm police.

The petty police. It petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and pettiest. Pretty and pettiest. License and registration, please.

Chill. We're the petty police. And we actually have two cases of pettiness. What? Oh, what? But first, an update on yesterday's case. So yesterday we talked about Disney Star, Ashley Tisdale. Also, high school musical.

Sharpay. Sharpay. London Tipton. She was in London Tipton show. The Sweet Life is a second. Cody. Okay. She was also in a mom group that she came out in an essay.

I like how she wrote an essay. I know. I wonder if she did it like what HTMLL style or whatever. I know. In this essay I will explain. Yes. She did an essay for the platform The Cut. And in that essay, she talked about being part of a mom group, celebrity moms, supporting each other through the life of raising toddlers, okay, in Hollywood lifestyle. But she felt like she got iced out that they were so mean to her.

That they treated her really badly. That they went out on trips, would post, and leave her out of it. They made separate group chats, didn't have her in it. So one day she just hit the group chat that she was allowed in and said, hey, I'm tired of this. I'm out of here. Okay, she didn't name names, but then people were like, hey, she's talking about Mandy Moore and Hillary Duff because they were all part of this mom group that they posted photos, unless she's part of a hell of mom groups. And she wasn't talking about that main one, right?

So people are kind of looking at her, including the people in this room, like you're the petty one. Yeah. No one blamed the Hillary Duffs of the world or the Mandy Moors or anyone in the mom group from icing her out, from taking photos without her, from none of that, right? Yeah. Yeah. She deserved it. Oh, goodness.

Yeah, no, no, I was with the moms. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Now, Hillary Dove's husband, keep in mind. Again, Ashley Tisdell did not name name. So everyone was just speculating at this point. But pretty much you kind of don't need to anymore.

Hillary Dove's husband, Matthew Coma, he put an Instagram story and he was posing like on a couch, like super like pensive. Like thinking. And said, hey, check out my interview with the cut. And he sarcastically quoted, a man group tell-all through a father's eyes when you're the most self-like. obsessed tone deaf person on earth, other moms tend to shift focus to their actual toddlers. Oh, God. Oh. So Hillary Dubbs' man was like, hey, hold on, baby.

Got the baby. I got this. I got your baby. Stay out of it, dog. He clocked her. Well, too late. He did. Yeah, he clocked her tea like this.

Don't ever do that. What? Say clocked as a man? Yes, Vicki. What? Is it not appropriate as a grown man to say? No, you don't ever say that. No?

Okay. All right. Well, I need a clarification. All right. But yes, do we think he is involved in some petty crimes? He should have been. For taking, hey, babe, I got you. I will say something for our family.

He's inserting himself in women's business. Yeah, I don't like that. Never a great idea. Never a good idea. So we don't like it. No, I mean, okay. No, because later on they're going to apologize. And then he's going to look all manslaughter.

Weird. You should stick to the dude roles and just be like, mm-hmm, yeah. Yeah, babe, yeah. Well, I have a theory that Hillary Duff, she has such a clean image. I feel like maybe he's like, just, what were you going to say? I'll say it. So the message still gets across, but she doesn't get any, you know, backlash or anything.

Yeah, but now he looks like a via. She does. He does, but he probably don't care. He probably don't care as long as his girl's happy. As long as Lizzie McGuire has a smile on her face. If your man stands up for you when someone's coming at you, oh, I would love it. You're not like, no.

Yeah, you're not like, bro. Yes, you're not. Yes, you tell him. She's already sweating. So was he petty or not? Petty, you're right? Petty. He's petty.

I like it. All right, let's move on into an actual mean girl. I love this girl. Amanda Seafreed. Amanda Seafreed, yeah. Seafreed. She was in Mean Girls. She was the one that's like,

the weather outside is raining. She's outside. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So she may have or may have not commented a petty thing under a post of Timothy Shammala Malikam and Kylie Jenner, all right? So recently at the Critics Choice Awards, Timothy Shammalach won Best Actor Award.

And while he was up there, he showed love to his girl La Kylie Jenner, all right? Thank you to my partner of three years. Thank you for our foundation. I love you. I couldn't do this without you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Thank you so much. Appreciate it.

While he didn't say my girl, he said partner, right? Yeah. So that clip went around. though but the camera's focused on Kylie when this is all happening. She's happy. She's happy. She did a little heart

and signed to him. It was love. However, when this was posted because he said the partner and foundation, our girl Amanda Safe Reed, she said, oh, not like foundation charity?

I was curious about that. Oh, my God. Oh, like foundations and partners. Is it shade or is it what we were all thinking? That's a very odd thing to say. Thank you for our foundation. I like to thank Kylie Cosmetic.

Like that's what he's supposed to say? No, I don't know. He would just say thank you to my girl, Kylie. Thank you for our relationship. It's just these terms are pretty big. I feel like we're not supposed to understand, but they understand. Whatever she said, I feel like they know. Who?

Like Amanda Seafried and Kylie, like whatever. They must know, like she must have shaded her in a way that we don't know exactly why. No, I think that's shade and I can see it. It is. Yeah, it is. I think it's, sure. I think it's shit. Yeah.

I mean, even calling your, you know, your girlfriend, Partner is crazy to me, dog. Kylie Jenner. What if they're business partners? Or what if, here's my thing. What if they're really married? And if he says my wife, people are going to trip on him. But if he says my girlfriend, she's going to trip on him.

I'm not your girlfriend. I'm your wife. Just say my partner. I don't know. I just saw me. Thank you to my partner of three years. Thank you for our foundation. I love you.

I couldn't do this without you. Thank you from the bottom of our. Thank you so much. But that's something nice. Like your family, you built our foundation. Yeah. Partner after three years is kind of. kind of crazy.

Yeah. Actually, like three years is, and you're not calling him girlfriend? Yeah, I took a mean vicar together. I'm like, yeah, it's my partner.

Yeah. My partner, Vic. We've been partnering it up. She is a mean girl. She, like that era in the land to see free was this petty of her

to be like, oh, I thought like it was like foundation, like charity. And it's a freaking photo of Kylie. I know. Like, they showed her.

And everyone knows that Timothy and Kylie are dating. Oh, for sure. Rich people beefs. Rich people beaves. Are they all arrested? It's the rest of them.

That's a rest of them. Stop resisting. Hands where I can see them. Scrolling with zombies. Leffi. They're calling it the young and dateless era and it's making me mad because it's something I've been doing

for years already and it's a trend. Folding. Oh, my. Yes. Not folding clothes. Not folding clothes. folding with women. They're saying dudes are folding more now more than ever.

Ever, ever, ever. There's a new study showing that men are dealing with approach anxiety and they have trouble approaching girls in public and they don't want to be loving as creepy or just that odd guy. Or they got no game. No, it's just, you got no game. Remember when we had the officer? The sheriff, she took you out to dance.

He went up to you. So she was already telling you, like, Like, hey, you got in. You got an in. She scared. She scared me. Why? Yeah, but that's different than the hey, the whatever the heck that you're saying.

Talk about approaching. Yeah. No, she already approached you. She approached you. I still have to like affiliate with her. Affiliate. What do you mean? There was music.

She was dancing already. She gave out her hands. We went to shout out to King Taco. They had a toy drive. And it was really awesome. And the CHP was out there. And there was music. And I was like, oh, Greg.

go take the sheriff to dance. And he didn't want to, he didn't want to. He just, he moved back inside the tent. Yeah. Yeah. He tucked back. So the sheriff, she came and she went to grab him to come and dance. And then this is him.

Oh, I don't know how to dance. I don't know how to do this. And it's like, no. No. And then he just stopped. Yeah. He just stopped. You could check out the video, but I'm bad mornings 106 on Instagram.

Hella comments about how you. Everybody. It's very viral. Now you're trying to excuse yourself. He was a shy guy. And it was just like. It was awkward. I was like, whoa, Greg.

I didn't ever seen this. You know how many tickets we could have gotten out of? That's what everyone was telling you. Especially with the new loss. Even my dad was like, wow, he really folded that, huh? And I was like, yeah, I could. I don't know. It was weird.

So apparently it's a trend. Y'all are, everyone's holding. You could have benefits right now, dog. Called Approach anxiety. And there's actually a guy going viral because he's trying to make a difference and trying to go on dates every single day. Oh, goodness. All right.

Approaching a girl for every follow. challenge. I'm not good at talking to people. I'm really shy and socially awkward. I'm definitely going to get rejected, but I think that's a good thing. Maybe, maybe it'll help somehow. Approaching girls in public challenge day one. I'm so nervous. It's the first day. Like, I don't even know if I'm going to talk to anyone today. Like, give me a break. Maybe one day. Yeah. I'm sorry, girls. But what is see that? He was already talking too much. Yeah. The dude. There's a lot. You too, where Jesus is. Help them. Help them. Help the folders. What? Help them. You are.

G's in these. Like, you guys got a game. Big, you got a game. You just got to play it cool. I mean, it's never like as complicated as you make it. You know, hey, I like your shoes. Hey, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Like, it's super simple. Yeah. The last time I went up to a girl was at a club. I asked her for her number. She said no. And I walked away and I was like, I'm never doing that ever again in my life. That was probably like half a year ago. Wait, that was, she just said no.

She just said no. She said no, she said no, she said no, I'm good. You should have put up 10 more shots, brother. No, I walked away. I was like, I'm good. I was like, I'm never going to do that. It's because you did it and there was like blah, blah on the side of your mouth. I feel like now when you chase a girl and you're not being creepy about it,

girls now think you're creepy. Yeah, that's what it is. It's just weird. Well, it's based on whether we're attracted to you or not. So how are we supposed to know that? Well, you're going to find out. You can't know unless you find out. Yeah.

You make zero percent of the shots you don't take. Facts. I don't take no shots anymore, so I don't know. I'm talking to Greg. Like, dude, I don't take any more shots Just try it The only way you can get better at is by hitting on girls Yeah

I can't Yes, you might get police reports after you But It could also make you like Pimp and Play okay And now the weather With concrete storm Peritos it is going down for the weather

Wednesday January 7th First we ris up the city of Laverne Baby get on top Then it's my laturn Sorry, I miss my girl so much, dude Your highest 60 degrees You're going to be 48 at night Let my love addiction cause the friction, baby

Wow Next, I peel off your clothes in the city of Orange I want to go wild on your body Like we live in the Stone Age You really miss Nikki I miss Nikki So today you're 65 degrees and 50 at night Hold me tight

Nicky Now let me ring your compas in the city of Bell. I want to eat your chalupa from your lunch pal. You're 66 degrees today and you're 51 at night. Lastly, we hit the city of Pine Cove. Baby, guess what daddy's wearing under this white robe? You're 42 degrees today.

It's happening. It's happening in real time. And it's going to be 35 at night. I miss my girl. Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm being caliente. You'll say, that, verda. It's cold out there, but I don't mean caliente. Not a bothered.

Baby, come home. It's a wolf mating season. Coyote, though. I'm a coyote, and I don't mean bringing people over. You know what I'm saying? Nikki is currently healing up. Yes, she's, yeah, she's been in the hospital for people. Don't think that she left me or nothing.

You're the one saying I miss my girl. I do miss my girl, but, you know, she's been in the hospital. And we wish her a speedy recovery because this guy needs something over. She needs to come home, eh. Anyways, hey, Laverne, you're 68, you're 60 degrees, 48 at night. Orange, you're 65, 50 at night. Bell, you're 66 and 51 at night. Pine Cove, 42 and 35 at night.

Sleep tight. Because I'm going to bite. Yourself. Thanks, Concrete. I'm going to be a bed bug and bite you at night. Weather again tomorrow. Weather again tomorrow. Your point concrete, bomb back mornings on Power 106.

Let's go. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a lot. line. I mean phone line. We got your fault. The homie help line. Maya needs our help. Maya. Maya hit us up and said, Hey, Brown Bag. My name is Maya. I've been talking to this guy for a few months now. We're like besties. We talk about everything. laugh, joke, see each other a couple times a week. We are basically

best friends with benefits. But we're definitely not in a relationship. She said, I made it clear when we started hanging out, I wasn't looking for that. Before I talked to this guy, I was with my ex-boyfriend Randy. We were together for almost a year, and there was some baby mama drama, and it kept interfering with our relationship, so finally, I decided to call it quits in October. I ended it, and it was really tough, but I have not looked back since. Until New Year's Day. She said it was Randy's birthday that day, and I thought I'd just call him and wish him a happy birthday. And guess what happened, Brown Bag. He ignored my call. Sent me straight to voicemail. I just wanted to wish him a happy birthday. So I feel dumb,

but also really guilty. I even called him because I've told this guy about all the drama and how I'd never go back to him, but here I go trying to wish him a happy birthday. The guilt has been eating me up, so I want to tell this guy because we tell each other everything. She said, I've tried to cut him off before, but he's very persistent and says he doesn't mind waiting until I realize he's the guy for me. What do I do, Brownback? Do I tell this bestie with benefits I called my ex for his birthday, or do I just shut my mouth and not say anything? You're a POS. Jemaya?

She's honest. Nah. But regardless of the guy is dead. down to weight, you should also be like, bro, it's not. Yeah. Like, you know at this point you're playing what I'm too. Oh, for sure, for sure.

You know? As of somebody that's in the streets, I, like, that's how I can. You're not in the streets, you fold, bro. We just talk. I still do it, though. Like, I, I, I, I mean, you still what?

See, it makes no sense. This one doesn't make any sense. It doesn't. Sometimes I'm like, either you don't get girls because you can't. No, I do. Or you get hella girls. Just make up your mind. It's not hella girls.

There's not hella girls. There's specific girls that I get. And I like, I fall in love with that. I just love Blom and it's like, all right, I'm a P-O-S. Like, just leave me alone. Okay, great. Well, this is about Maya. Yeah, Maya, my bad, Maya, my bad.

Maya, you're a P-O-S. Yeah, she's just like you. She's just like you for real. That's what I'm saying, yeah. All right. Maya, one thing about, we know about Maya is Randy, her egg. She's still thinking about him. Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.

He's that one that's like, oh, I just wanted to say happy birthday. Yeah. Girl, you did not call him. Happy rock. Like that Happy ball concrete He's choking

Kids Oh it's that mint It's the mint It's the mint Yeah He's gonna drink some water He's gonna be fine Okay

She wants him to think about her It's his birthday She wants him to know That he's She knows it's She's birthday Yeah I remember

And then he was probably out with somebody I was like Oh Rockal What the hell Why is She wanted a clap for his birthday Oh, gosh.

Happy, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Yeah. Happy birthday. Hey. And now she wants to know if she should tell this guy she feels guilty because she has like a bestie with benefits. This dude that's been there for her probably recently. You don't get this.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a new bestie. New bestie. Yeah. Those look great. Bothro. Yeah.

New bestie with benefits that he himself has said, hey, I don't mind until you realize I'm the one. Oh, my chachos down yet. Respect yourself, fools. Come on. You are the prize, guys. She's crazy. He's like, you know, it's fine that you're going to go talk. I get it.

I'll wait here. I'll wait here. When you're ready for me, I'm going to be the man you want. They're never ready. Oh, my God. Don't do that. She wants to know if she should tell the duchy, her best deal with benefits, that she, I guess, try to get in contact with her ex-Randy.

I feel like she feels really guilty. because of what she wanted to do. It didn't happen because she got curved. What did she want to do? It didn't work. It didn't work. It didn't work. She needs to tell the new guy, everything.

Yeah. I'm cool. I'm full forward. Our boy. Within your mouth. He's just, he's reaching for something when his tongue. Oh, La Muela. You're mullered.

He just has an awry. I'm just saying, I mean, if you're going to go there, then, you know, making a nice experience. Is it a little evil of her to tell him knowing that he's... She's awful. He's said something like he doesn't mind waiting until I realize he's the guy for me. So I'm assuming if she does tell him he's going to stay around. Yeah.

But it's kind of like toying with him. Maybe she just needs someone to vent to. Like it's like, oh, I don't have anyone to tell. True. I tell my bestie. But she wants to go back to that. That also might hurt his feelings. She wants to go back to the X though.

No, but to me, it's just really. weird that as a girl you don't have a girl best friend you have a guy best friend that says a lot about you if you don't have other girlfriends just say it's true also she's a POLA

one at a time one at a time Angie Angie because I'm with you but as soon as you said that you feel it's bad if a girl has a male best friend her head shot up Ramona my best friend is a guy no I'm saying if you're a girl

And you don't have other girlfriends that says something about you. No, she changed it. No, that's what I meant. I would change it. She's a raider friend. Okay, I'll double down on that because you guys are always saying, like, oh, my God, you can, guys and girls could never be friends. But then now we have an example and then all of a sudden it's okay. Make up your mind.

But you're saying best friend. Yes. You guys say the same thing. Same thing all the time. But it's not. You versus number nine. Oh, it's not. No, no, no.

It's girl power in here. It's you fools. You guys are always trying to. Move the marker. I'm my girl best friend, so I'm forward. Go post all of that. No, these fools in this room would be like, I'm not going to let my girl have a guy best friend.

He's just lying and wait. He's just waiting. He just, uh, and then it gets into Angie's head because she's impressionable. And now she has beef with Ramona, who's a raider fan and has a guy best friend. I think you guys should fight.

I already did this weekend. I mean, that's, Yeah. With like oil or whatever. No. What? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

You girls is in the hospital right now. Yeah, trang me the Azeite. Because with more solas, not stand solas. We wish you a speedy recovery, Nikki, as you're lying in the hospital.

Hurry up! You're not seeing women in oil. She's falling apart of all you. He is, dude. He's putting a calienta. His eyes were all red. I do. I think quick besties are pretty crazy.

Clearly, she's messing around. Maybe she's like, she's a certain type of girl. Yeah. Maya, that's very open and honest. She hit us up. Let me just remind her she hit us up. Remind her she hit us up. Oh, yeah.

The guy besties trying to play the long game. That's what he's doing. The other fool. The bestie's trying to play the long game. What's the long game? Let your best friend get around through and then get with her? That's crazy. Word.

I mean, they're technically not yours. That's why. So it's like we're just friends. They can do whatever they want. But he wants her to be his. And that's why he's saying, oh, he'll wait. It's a long game.

It's the long game. Okay. So then guys and girls cannot be friends, right? Yeah. Going back to that. As in somebody, I have a girl best friend. She has a boyfriend, but it's fine. Yeah, she has a boyfriend and you guys go to, you guys go to Disneyland.

Yeah, yeah, she's cool. We're vibing. Yeah. Don't you guys tickle each other too? What? Huh? As someone that's your friend, I would just advise her man to forbid her from being your friend. Okay.

818, 52059, 818 52059. 818 52059. We would like you to hit us up and help Maya. Maya is like a play, a playette, and she knows it. She hit up her ex-Randy for his birthday. He ignored her. She's a little bit mad that he ghosted her. She's wondering if she should tell the dude she's sleeping all right.

right now about it because he's like a bestie and but she knows it's going to break his heart but she also knows he's going to stay with it and i don't know it's just like a cat playing what it's yeah it's really mean but she wants me she wants our blessing no mind to tell the bestie with benefits or she said or should she keep it a secret and then what if you find out later and then it's gonna like go in her face all the other stuff that she wanted all right let's go to phone cause okay let's go to is it just pee pee pee in mid city what's up pee Hey, how are you guys? Good morning. Good morning.

I feel like she got a reality check to see, like, where her and Randy stands. And they're pretty much a dub, you know? He's probably with the baby mama for his birthday and the new year. And she took a perspective as far as, like, maybe I should just, you know, make things work with my bestie. And I feel like, honestly, if she tells her bestie, he's going to move different with her. Because he's going to look at it, like, no matter what I do, she wants her. Yeah. So he may fall back.

Wow. And the reality is nothing happened. She called, he didn't, you know. Like, why tell your bestie that she got done? Like, I call my ex. She didn't even happen. True. You know?

She needs a shoulder to cry on. And then a. Yeah. But I feel like eventually he's going to get over it. Yeah. You're right. You're right. And I'm wondering.

I'm wondering. I'm wondering if she wants that. Because she's also mentioned that she's tried to. to cut him off before. And no matter what she does, he'll just be like, I'm the one for you, I'm just waiting until you realize it, right? He's just very persistent, right? She says.

Girls love that. So I'm wondering if she's truly wants him gone. Like you said, if this would be something that makes him walk away, then, hey, there's your answer. Yeah. Tell him. Yeah. But maybe you don't really want him to walk away.

No. She needs attention still. She wants the attention. Unreal. Maya is our home girl, by the way. She remembers she's our home girl. Oh, yeah, yeah. Thank you for calling Nimpu.

We appreciate you. All right. Eric in Long Beach. Eric, Yol, Eric. Eric. Buenos deos, brown bag. Great. Great.

Great. Great. Eric, let me give you the rundown real quick. Our girl Maya hit us up. Okay, she's caught between two dudes, one that ghosted her, apparently still caught between him. And one that she just doesn't really feel like that she doesn't commit to. She also did mention to us in the DM that she doesn't want to. It's not that there's anything wrong with this new guy, the bestie, but it's just that she's not in the space in her life where she wants to commit right now.

So it's like, you know what he says? It's not, it's a timing thing. We've said it previously. You may be the perfect person, but right now it's not the time for me to commit. That's how she feels about this bestie. Because she's told him that, he just feels like, all right, I'll just wait until the time time. I'm like, what? Wait, and ain't anything?

However, she did call her ex-Randy on his birthday beginning of the year. He ghosted her. He ignored her. He sent her called a voicemail. Now she's wondering, should I tell my bestie would be? benefits that's waiting around for the right time that this happened, I do feel guilty that I did that and I feel like I should fess up or should I just keep it in the tuck and not say anything. What do you say?

Man, brought back. I will be 100% honest. She need to keep it a buck with him and tell him because honestly, she knows what she wants. She even said it herself. She called her ex for a reason. She wanted her to know if she could get back into his life. Once she realized Homeboy is not going to come back, you know what? This guy's a nice guy.

He's been treating me, right? I'm going to get whatever I didn't get from my baby daddy. I'm going to get it from this guy. She's just wasting everybody's time. The same way, she's so quick to remove her parents. You know what? She needs to put them back on as quick as the same way she's able to take them off. She needs to be a big girl and tell them straight up.

Hey, look, I did you wrong. This is what I did. You know, it's up to you however you want to take it, you know? Because at the end of the day, she's not just playing with his emotions, but also he's wasting his time. How many people do you know, or guys, let me say, how many guys do you know that when you say, hey, I'm going to wait for you.

He's opening himself up even though she hasn't even committed to him. I guess at what point do you tell him to, like, bro, because he's still there even though she's tried to cut him off. Yeah, she said, hey, I don't want to be serious. Without the respect, she already warned him whatever happens after that at the same time she can't really blame him

because she's over here too, well, you know? No, that's good that you check yourself, Angie, do not try to get the... The chickies-trickies. Oh, the other perito of... Yeah, I guess I'm wondering,

is it a thing that they're not together? Is it doing him wrong if they're not together? No. No. No. And I'm also wondering, is that just part of getting over a breakup where you have those moments of like, can we get back together or the thought? And then how much should you be at fault for that? We've all had the person that we're like, we're getting over, we broke up with.

How much is it your body or your mind? Yeah, or like the quote unquote healing process. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I guess they didn't speak, it seems like, like, you know, she didn't look back until, what, three months later. So it's part of it But also it was done on this new Well not well this guy's time

Her bestie's time Her bestie's time That's not her man No First of all Don't be calling over here Giving us sensible stuff Give us some crazy wild stuff

What do you mean The last guy was making a lot of sense He made a lot Oh Eric He makes sense Don't be calling us making sense dog Oh my drama KBWRFMHT1 Los Angeles

It's Power 106 LAS number one for hip hop We're inside the homie help line and our home girl, Maya, hit us up, that she just wants to know, hey, I just have a guilty conscience. Yes, I'm not living right. That's step one. I know I'm not living right. Yeah.

There's two dudes that are in my life right now. Yeah. One is my ex that won't answer my calls. The other one is a guy that I won't answer his. Okay? And I want to know, should I tell the new guy or the bestie with benefits that said he'd stick around for all of this? Should I tell him that I try to hit up my, my ex? He's also the guy I've into

Because if it's your bestie It's your person like Oh my God, guess what happened And he like everything she told us Everything to him Should she do it? Susan and La Puente Talk to us baby girl

What's up? Good morning Good morning Because dude like You already know That you know his birthday was coming up You were a dreading that

You're like to that Collumstranded all class So you were already thinking about it For so many days And in those days You know vividly like in your mind consciously, you're really being, like,

maybe by the time that you were hanging out with this guy, maybe even, like, when you were, like, you know, in the intimacy, like, you were probably talking, like, should I call him? Should I not call him? You're already letting this guy down, and I understand he's your pussy. Like, you go to him, the shoulders are crying on,

but it's like, this dude already made it clear what he wanted, and you're just having him stick around like a puppet. And unfortunately, that's the sad part that he's going to end up her. I mean, you made it clear that you know what you want, but girl like if you made it clear maybe just focus on yourself you don't want anything you know um and it's like okay let me rephrase because you said um i currently have these two guys in my life no girl you only have one guy in your life one made it clear that it's all over and you're trying to bring him back in your life you know so it's like what are you playing the long game that makes love

there you go there you go susan you tell her we all got clarity for new year well everyone Clearly. Why should you call it over here making sense, bro? Oh, it's true. It's true. And I guess we want Maya to go the right way, but she's playing. We want drama. We want drama.

I know, because I feel like if Maya was a guy, you guys would be like, well, technically, you guys are not even dating, so don't tell anything. But now all the guys are saying. Look at their faces. I mean. But now I want to be, be honest, be honest. All of a sudden. Put on your pants like you took them all.

Yeah. Angie Mona, just mad doggy, let's fight. But if a dude, if a dude called her in and said, like, hey, I just called this girl, she'd be like, bro, you don't even have to say anything. Yeah, she's just a girl. Hey, it's her bad. Hey, it's her bad. She wants to stay around until you're ready.

What do you guys say? It's not the time. It's not the right person. It's not the right time. It's not the right time. Right person, wrong time. No harm, no foul. Wow.

Who are you guys? I think that's some kohonas for Christmas. You know what? If a tree. falls in the forest and it doesn't make us, does it make a sound? Yes. You know what I'm saying?

Like, since the guy didn't answer. Oh, damn. It wasn't a joke. It was saying that I botched. Very botched. If the fiero hits her face, does it make a sound. What?

That's T. I bombing on stage. Yeah, that's, that one was crazy. That was, that was wild. That was great. I got to go home, dog. I miss my girl, dog.

We're just going to back up into the bushes. I miss my girl. And concrete, you got to tell us about your kids. Because if we've spent as much time together, like, with our children, these past couple weeks, there's some crazy questions that are being asked. Yes. You know, the last 10 days my girl's been in the hospital. You know, she's, you know, hopefully she'll be out today.

But, you know, like, I had to sit down and talk to the kids. And I was like, you know, I got three boys, my, you know, my little one. She's only two, so she doesn't really get it. But the three older ones, you know, the boys, I was like, hey, guys, we got to have a serious conversation. And I sat them down. Like, hey, this is what's going on. This is, you know, mom will be here soon. Everybody just chill.

And let's survive this. Let's survive this tornado. Okay. And I know I'm not usually the one that cooks and creed and gets your stuff ready and touch you in a night. But we're going to do it, okay? Yeah, man, shout out of my mom, Lorana, our babysitter. She's been coming through.

You know, I mean, you know, just, it's just, I mean, it's just been poignant. love. Everybody's been really helping us out. So I was about to leave the room when I was telling this, you know, this serious conversation. You're about to leave the room? All right, legs. All right, guys. Everybody turned off the lights. And then my little one, you know, Cricito, he's five.

And he's like, Dad, I got to ask you a serious question. And I was like, I was like, I'm thinking it's about to be about my girl or about the hospital. And he was like, how are babies born? And I was like, oh, dude, that's a loaded question. He's like, dad, what's loaded me? I was like, dude, oh, pedetter. So my son's like, my other son, Caleb, he's like, Dad, I'll tell him. How old is he?

And he's nine. Oh, my God. And I'm looking at him like, how do you know? Yeah, I was like, wait, what do you know, dog? So then I was like, all right, fine, go ahead and tell him. My oldest is like, dad, I'm going to sleep. Awkward. He's 13.

He's like, yeah, you figure this one out, big dog. So I'm sitting right there. And then my son Caleb tells Cricito, he's like, Chrisito, there's adoption stores. So wholesome. And I was like, that's perfect. And then he proceeds by saying, you can get black ones, you can get Asian ones. And I was like, no, that's not. It works.

Never mind. You just can't go buy anything like that. You just can't go buy black ones or Asian ones or nothing, dog. And then, Chrisito's like, oh. Chrisita's like, oh, wow. No, dude, he did say, oh, we should get an Asian one because I love K-pop. I was like, we should, dog. I need my taxes done,

Perro, you feel me right now? If I could just rent one for a day, dog. Did you let them go with that story? No, I walked out like, it's 11 o'clock. If it was going to go to sleep, dog. So you didn't even answer it. No, there's no way.

They're going to figure it out themselves, the way I did. Because he was in his bed right now thinking about that adoption store. I figured it out myself, watching cable in the 90s with the little squiggly lines. Hold on. Because there's still kids in the car. Yeah. And it's weird that that happened to you because Lucito asked me, last night.

See? What's going on? There's probably a YouTube video or some type of trend, right? Yeah. That has to be something going on. I didn't know how to answer. I didn't. And I was like, there's a lot of ways, babe.

Well, just tell me one way. Oh, my God. No, I did because I didn't know what the answer was. And this is my youngest half three. Let me tell you, son, there is a thousand ways. I was looking at considering, should I tell him about IVF? I was literally thinking like. Oh, okay.

And be true. Yeah. But I guess help us. What's the way that you. You tell your kids how babies are made. What's your answer? You have the adoption store where you can pick it. I was actually going to tell them.

But you didn't. I was going to tell them mommy and daddy kiss and then miraculously a baby gets inserted into mommy's belly. So see, that's what's weird because you're going to say that and then they're going to think that they can't kiss a girl or when they do kiss a girl and be that she's pregnant. Oh, man. I just made a baby. Good. Good. Don't kiss nobody, fool.

It was so weird I started trying to make up a story about magic cream and I was like yeah This is not Well the cream part is real No I was trying to I was trying to figure it out in the moment

La crema Yeah When mommy and dad is love each other They decide they're going to have a baby And they have this magic cream That's crazy I was going there And he stopped me

And he was like, well, isn't God involved mom? Yes. You know what? Yeah, he has. Yeah, imagine them going to school. Mommy gave his special cream to my mom and that's how I'm here. Okay, let's go to Christina and Karahe. What's that, Christina?

Christina. Hi. Hi, Christina. Christina, how did you tell your kid babies are made? So my oldest son, he's seven now. But he asked me when he was five. Because everyone, my sisters and my coniress, started having baby girls.

So he's been wishing for a baby sister. So then one time he told me, Mom, how are our babies made? And I was like, why? And then I was like, and then he told me, oh, because I want a baby sister. And I was like, oh, okay. So then I told them,

so me and daddy make this, this potion. And then we go to a separate room so no one can see. And then we ask God. And then I described him, like specifically like brown eyes. Nice. We put in our order.

Yeah. Yeah. And then we send it to God by me drinking it. And then we would, we just wait for God. Okay. Oh, she swallows. Okay. That would not make you have it.

You drink it. Okay. Yeah. So then he told me, he told me, okay, so when me and my brother go to sleep, you and daddy go to the room and you make the potion. Oh, because he's. wants a little sister. Like, all right, mom, so get with it.

Go make that potion yours. That is hilarious. Are you going to do the little sister? I'm not sure. I mean, he's my motivation. Oh, yeah. I like that. I'm not mad at your story at all.

I'm not mad at your story. So then now, so then now he's asking me how the babies come out. I told them, oh, so we go to the doctor and then they open my stomach and they take out the babies. That's what I thought to. You're not wrong, though. Yeah. And then he saw, he saw a movie that the lady was giving birth.

And then he was like, what is she doing? And I was like, oh, it's because her tummy hurts because he has to go to the doctor so they can take out the baby. But then the baby, the mom gave birth. Yeah. And then he just froze. And he was like, what happened? I was like, I don't know. I don't know.

Mom, help me understand life. Oh, my God. That's perfect. Thank you so much, Christina. Shots here, a little seven-year-old. He's just like, Mom, this is not going with what you said. Where's there's no love potion here? What's the motion potion?

Let's go to Mayan and Irvine. Mayan, what's up, Mayan? Hey there. How's it going, Brownback? Amazing. We need hell telling our five and six-year-old kids how babies are made. What did you tell your kids? No worry.

So I have a 16-year-old son, Ethan, and my 13-year-old daughter, Kyla, she's in the car with me. But so when they were, when I think my son was about like nine, he asked me and I said, well, you know, you know how animals like mate like on National Geographic? I was like, you know, that's kind of what humans do too. So they get together, you know, and so then they kind of explained to him. He's like, oh, me, that's because. You little animal. Yeah, she kept the one thousand. You said, yeah, just like the dogs do it.

It's me and dad. I see. It's like the rabbits. Yeah, because we breed Chow Chow too. I called you last year about my dog killing, like, the neighbor, like a random cat. I don't know. Why are you laughing about that? No.

The cat deserved it? The cat deserved it? No, it was like a random stray cat. I don't know. Hey, her house is the animal planet. So you were like, hey, you see how the Chow Chow's doing where they bite each other? That's what happened. See?

Did you say it in a British accent? Yeah, I was like, you just want to make sure it's like a good person, you know? And like, that's someone that you really care about, you know? Oh, yeah. You make sure you get the right chow-chow. Okay. Yeah. Thank you so much.

See that, I guess. That's cool. Let the animals teach you. The perrits. It's like, the wild line over there mounts the other. I was going to Eve and Watts. What's up, Eve? Buenos Diaz.

Good morning. Eve. How did you tell your kids that you and Adam had the kid after you ate the apple? I told him because we were actually trying for a long time and I would never come up pregnant. And then he's like, so how do babies come out? I'm like, I told him that his dad goes to the baby factory And that at the baby factory they sell a magical seed that mommy eats

And then he's like, so how does it grow? I'm like, well, yeah, the seed grows in my belly But he's a little smarty pants. He was like, but how does the baby come out? I'm like, oh, damn, I don't know what to say then. So then I told him that when I'm sleeping, a little bird magically comes and gets the baby out of me. And that's that's how babies are made.

That's wholesome and cute. That's cute. Yeah, that is cute. Because, like, a stork, you know, the stork helps the baby? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. That's a good one. Thank you so much.

That's why there's bird noises in the other room. You got to show them that one scene with Ace Ventura and the rhino. Oh, yeah. And be like, that's how babies are born right there. Oh, my goodness. That's a throwback. That would scare me. Yeah, straight from the fundillo coming out of dosudado.

Yeah. Yeah. Like one day I just really need to poop then, boom. You guys are babies out looking at all. All right. Frank, Frank and El Monte, we're talking about how you let your kid know how babies are born because our kids are asking us and we don't have the answers. That's right. What's up, brown bag?

What's up? How's everybody doing today? Amazing. Good. We good. That's right. That's right. We're on the 60 freeway heading to work to downtown.

And I just hope so happened to here. So I'll say, nice. I got a good one for them. So pretty much my baby was asking me how do they came about? And I told them that sometimes you get a little chunky pill. You go to the doctors and you ask for like whatever kind of baby you want, you know? So he was asking him about his older sister. And I said, well, Raylene was the one that had a little chunky pill.

And then the other brother, Jr., I told him I wanted like an annoying baby. So I asked for an annoying pill. And I said, that's a dog film, you know? That's how we get it and it came through And so he was cool with that And I don't know what I'd say There you go That was it

That's good Hey I got the pills I got the annoying pill Yeah If you were a pill What kind of pill would you be? Chaparita pill A chaparita pill

I got a T-cup salvi pill And then I was like I'm just saying And then you came out I'm ex-ed dorian Anybody else? What kind of pill are you? I would be a fat one

You're not fat. You got 30, 47% fat? Yeah, the one that doesn't know English and has an accent. Oh, my friend. Why are you got Angie's pill and TJ? They're expired pills. Yo, shut up. Look at you.

Actually, the ESL pill. What pill did your parents get for you? The most perfect one that ever existed, the most expensive one, the fit one that, you know, the best son pill. The best son pill. The best time. We're going to get the ignore this pill. No, that's the best one. We're just going to neglect him.

Top shelf pill right there. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's me. Okay. What about you, Victor? Just an extremely, extremely, extremely, really, really handsome pill. Oh, gosh. Now we're lying.

So you all took the same pill? Yeah. No, his is different. I'm not perfect. I'm just really handsome. What about you? I hope a funny pill. You.

A little funny pill. Oh,ita, yeah. because I'm going in... It's a rhino? It's a rhino, 7,000. Oh, my God. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.

Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Yes, man. And we cannot spend today without talking about the fires that hit Los Angeles one year ago today. Unreal. It marks the one year today

since the fires had impacted from Altadena, to Pacific Palisades. We all remember it. It was kind of like an odd time here at Power 106. We would come in in the morning. And I live in the San Gabriel area, so very close to the Altadena fire. There was so much smoke.

Yeah. And driving through that was really scary, but I could only imagine the houses that were burnt down. Because over in Altadena, it was total, just gone, everything gone, you know. And I remember coming into working from Burbank, we're on the eighth floor. It's a lot of information to give. We're on the eighth floor, but we have these windows where you could see the surrounding mountain areas, and you could see, like, the smoke coming in on one side. At one point, Silmar area had their fire, too.

That fortunately got put down as soon as possible. Then, of course, the Pacific Palisades fire, but we all have those moments of just kind of seeing it and the panic. People going to save their homes, trying, you know, but being evacuated. Remember that one video we saw in Pacific Palisades? palisades where all the cars were just left on the road, but it made everybody else stuck. So a bulldozer had to come and take out. Take all the cars. Yeah, you're right.

It looked like a scary movie. Yeah, exactly. Like an end of days movie, huh? It looked like an apocalyptic. It was so much to deal with. Also, I lived in the area at the time. Oh, yeah, between, you know, two fires. I evacuated.

I didn't have power for like three days. It was a lot. Oh, my gosh. There was really strong winds at that time, you know, still up in the air of like, Who's really to blame? I know, I believe it's, is it Southern California? I don't want to get mistaken. But kind of dealing with their ramifications of like, hey, did you guys have something to do with it?

The faulty lines. Specifically, that one for the Altadino one. Then added with the wind, Pacific Palisades Fire, they reportedly allegedly got somebody that was doing arson up there. So it's just really tough, tough time. We're out of it a year later, but still dealing with it. You know, the rebuilding is still happening. if you drive by Altadena, it's still, it's like a ghost town. Yeah.

And it's taboo from the Black Eyed Peace. He has a house there. Kids were born and raised there. They lost their home. And he has come out with a song called Stan Strong with his daughter Jet. I want you guys to listen to this. Check us out. Our loved ones.

They lost ones. They came from Altadina Jackie Robinson. So much history. Now there's misery. How the fires got started is a mystery. Was it Edison? What's the deal, son? Should we blend the mayor, Oak Avenue some?

Things got to change. Black climate change. 100 mile winds got a lot of pain. A lot of stress on the brain got to maintain. God save us all. Please let it rain. Not enough water. Cutting out the flames.

Who's in charge of that? When are budgeted at? Spending our tax dollars. Who's getting tax? Even Jacob State Farm, give them money back. Altadina Strong. Pasadena Strong. Malibu, Palisites going at home.

Wow. Powerful. Not everything. Not everything. It was beautiful. You need to see the video, bro. You need to see the video. Stop, stop getting ready to hate.

There's a video? There's a video. It's black and white. It's really nice. It's black and white. Yeah, taboo loss is home, bro. It's touching. No, that's sad.

Yeah, it is. Convise are watery. Where the budget at? No, no, no, no, because that's what people were asking. People were asking. Hey, what's like, Newsom, what you were doing? What's you were? Hey, Karen, why you all vacate?

Like, everybody was. This is real con. Where's the bucket at? Between this and Brenda's got a baby, it's... It's tough. This is real life. The views of concrete. Do not reflect the views.

Oh, definitely not. Yes, it does. No, it does not. Our loved ones, they're lost ones. They came from Eltona Jackie Robinson. So much history. Now there's misery. How the fires got started is a mystery.

Was it Edison? What's the deal, son? Should we blend the mayor? O Gavin Newsome. Things got to change. Like climate change. You got a thing. Taboo is from the black-eyed piece

Demi, where is the love? Oh, true. That's amazing. Dallas. You know what it is? Sometimes the truth is uncomfortable to the ears. You just don't want to recognize

with ours. Not everything. He's a beautiful song. He's a beautiful song. I think he's a beautiful song. He wants to transcend. His daughter is in the song. It's beautiful.

Yeah. Yeah, it's beautiful. Okay, Beretta. Where's your freestyle? What's on? About the fire. Stop. You love money so you can't live without it.

Yeah, I know you're not talking. All of a sudden, guys, all of a sudden, it's against me. No, I just want to hear your freestyle. It's the one year. Nobody was laughing here. I'm the only one. It was the one year's remembrance. Wow.

I know it's the one you remember. It was really tough. People lost their homes. People died concrete. I'm just, I'm just saying there's other things. What do you have to wrap about? I'm not saying, no, I'm not. Gang culture?

How much money do you got? Yeah, con. I'm not saying that. All the three-ofos he gets? I'm not. No, it's beautiful. It's beautiful. And shout to the black guy piece.

The music video is in black and white. Yes. It creates an emotional effect. Please go watch it. Our loved ones. They came from Al-Tadena, Jackie Robinson. So much history. Now there's mystery.

That was a bar right there. Yeah. It's a mystery. Jackie Robinson was from Altadina. Gavin Newsome. Angie, there's chisement. There's chisement. Besides concrete, just being a little.

Or later? No. Come on, guys. Oh, Oh, that's a great. He rap. Santa Carita. I'm calling Pita.

Why Pita? This is not time to put your feet up. Ooh. Letty. Go, go, Peretta. All right. All right.

What's the cheese? She me. So, my God. Oh, my God. All right. Well, let's talk about Ditty. Whoa. What?

What? What? What? What the hell? Well, that fool is... What is going on? Speaking of burning. You know who else came out with a song?

No, he didn't. He did it. But he is behind bars, and people are mad. His employees are actually mad. Not because he's behind bars, but because he owes them money. Apparently, his employees are not getting paid, and people are quitting and things like that.

But Diddy's rap actually came out and said, you know what? It's all under control. This is not true. No one's quit. Everyone's going to get paid. And they went on to say, quote, Sean Combs controls his own finances.

Everyone gets paid for their work once it's completed and confirmed after routine review. But apparently, uh, Dittie's money is actually getting handled by this company called TriStar Sports and Entertainment out here in WeHo. And I was looking them up and they have really, really bad reviews. Oh. Like on Google, they have like a 2.2 starts. And people are saying like, Stay away.

Like, there's a court case in progress. They haven't paid me. Multiple reviews of all people say, like, they haven't paid anything. Our loved ones, they came from Eltona, Jackie Robinson. Why was, why? Why do you have to run the board like that? Come, that it has nothing to do with this. It does.

See, you want to hear it, Khan. It's a mystery. You like, you want to hear it. It's catchy. Thank you, Angie. Thank you for Chezeman. Thank you for Chezeman. Thank you for Chezeman.

All right. All right. That's it for Cheeseman, you guys. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers I'm Angie from Brownback Morning I'm sorry Sick story Keptivating Los Angeles right now

One story at a time Get serious? Because this next story is really serious What's going on? And beautiful Okay And it's about someone that's no longer with us So don't start

Like here at the station? DMX DMX Yes DMX Yes Oh my God Not you.

Not be a baby. He can get away when he's a comedian. Not you. All right. DMX passed away in 2021 at the age of 50, man. But posthumously, this weekend, he is going to be ordained as a minister in New York. What? How?

The ceremony will take place at Foster Memorial A.M.E. Zion Church in Terrytown, a 164-year-old church that once served as a stop on the Underground Railroad. Many of us know DMX for songs like Party up. Of course. Like he like Rough Riders Anthem, all of that. But you know, DMX was very, very faith driven. Yes. So my favorite things on DMX's albums and just who he would do publicly is pray.

And this was before Kanye West, this was when it wasn't the thing to be out here talking like that. You know, before Miles Minnick and LeCray. Yeah. It was DMX that was going on stage and on his albums and doing prayers like this one. Lord, why is it that? I go through so much pain. All I saw was black. All I felt was rain.

I come to you because it's you who knows. Show me that everything was black because my eyes were closed. You gave me the light. And let me bask in your glory. So it was only right that when you ask for this story, I put it together to do our dogs some good. Our dogs being brothers and sisters in the hood.

Fire. Amazing. That's DMX, man. That's all, all respect to DMX is going to be ordained apostumously. I don't know how that works, but you can be a posthage the ordained minister.

Church leaders say that the ordination honors the way X turned his real-life battles into something bigger. Ministry of Honesty, Redemption, and Raw Truth. That's dope. Isn't that beautiful? Shout out to DMX. Beautiful.

Everybody bow their heads. I love ones. Hungry. Stop. Yay! Yeah. So much. Take the ox away from this.

How the fires got started is a mystery. I thought we were going to be like super emotional right now. Shout out. No, shout out to the black hippies. And Tabu. And Tabu. Shout out to Tabu. And Jet, his daughter.

Never again. Oh, the fires. The fires. Yeah, never. Anyways, on to more serious news, guys. Octopuses love drugs. Find out after the break. Where are we going?

Wait till I ask you. Wait till I ask you. What's coming up at 9 a.m. I'm so excited to tell the story, guys. It's a serious story. Please, everybody just settle down, okay? What is it? What's happening?

Octopuses, the ones with the tentacles. They love drugs. Just like us. How do we know this? Huh? It's because you're a studious fool. I'm a studious fool. On today's episode of Studios Fool,

find out which drug octopuses will. Our loved ones, they came from Eltona, Jackie Robinson's. So much history. Now there's misery How the fires got started Is a mystery

Was it Edison? What's the deal, son? Should we blend the mayor O'Gavin Newsome? Things got to change Like climate change 100 mile winds Got a lot of pain

A lot of stress on the brain Gotta maintain God save us all Please let it rain Not enough water flooding off the flames Who's in charge of that Where the budget at

Spending our tax dollars Who's getting taxed Even Jacob State from Give him money back Eltona Strong Pasadena strong Malibu Halibu Hey Jake from State Farm got dragged into this

Yes that's a Stan Strong new song Shoutout Tabu You know what's wild in the music video You should watch it I put it in our group chat so you get some peep it I haven't stopped watching it There's a state farm Like brick and mortar

Yeah and he's pointing to it Because it's completely burned down Oh wow That's why they didn't answer He should have put flow From progressive So stupid

Because it's heavy man Bustin's flow With flow Progressive Oh Bars You want to turn back A rapper so bad

He does If I could turn back The hands in time I would Hands in time Hands in time Hands up time Me

Entendiste way No Meantiste Way records That's a good one All right All right That makes money

Move That make money Moo All right Some new coins in circulation to commemorate the 250 years of happy birthday, America. But we got to be real about them, too. I sent them into the Chinese. Can't log on at Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram.

Check them for yourself. So there are five new quarter designs. Five new quarter designs. One of them, I'm not going to lie. I don't know if it's George Washington or Turkey. Yeah, I don't know who that is. Do you see the one I'm talking about? Yeah.

It could be anybody from that era. No, that's, I'll give you $20 if you know who that one is. Angie, you just showed the wrong one, and that's not even, that's a, that's a, that's a 5 cent. That's not a quarter. No, my boy, Andrew Jackson. No, that's not Andrew Jackson. James Madison. Nope.

Oh, you're on me 40 bucks. No, that's a $20. Nope. Yeah, Jackson. Brown McWorne is 106 on Instagram. No, you're wrong. You're wrong. Oh, wow.

I don't know who that is. What? That's Puberous Unum. No, it's not. You're looking at the wrong one. Go to the one that you were just looking at. The other one that you thought was... That one.

They also have some... Oh, yeah, yeah. This is the nickel. Yes, it's the nickel. The fool on the nickel. Who is that? My boy. My boy.

My boy. Can you please put that on round my morning's 16 right now so people can see who is the fool on the nickel? It's Andrew Nicholson. No. Are you ready? Jack Nicholson. Nope.

Are you... Do you want to say it? No, post it. Andrew Jackson. I want you post it, bro. No. We're talking about it. I want people here.

Huh? None of the Jackson's. Adams. Not Tito or not Michael. Jefferson? No. Adams, dude. It is Thomas Jefferson.

Yeah, Thomas Jefferson had a lineup. That's not even him. Agie. What did Thomas Jefferson do? That's the elementary school that I went to. Who, he made the full goal. That's not even him. No, that's Edison.

Thomas Jefferson had a face. It was both of them, no, like in conjunction? We're so stupid. No, that was Benjamin Franklin. We're so stupid still. Thomas Jefferson, yeah, he created the light boat, no, the kite. That's Benjamin Franklin. Hey, you're smart, wealthy.

Thomas Jefferson, he created some, some. Oh, the phone line. Maybe he was the telephone normal. That was Bell. Tell me false of president, stupid. That was Pacific Bell. Oh, damn. He's the third U.S. president.

He's a third U.S. president? Oh, I was kind of right. You said, what did he create? No, I said, what did he do? Don't put that in my mouth. What did he do? I was saying he was like one of the founding fathers, right? Yeah, declaration of independence.

Well, he's a third president. Yeah, he found it. Oh, God. He found your father. No, that's Maury. No. And then they have some, they have some, I don't know, Pilgrims.

Some pilgrims. One of the quarters is the Mayflower quarter because the five new decorative like quarter designs. One of them is the Mayflower and then two pilgrims holding each other like, oh, look at all this land that we're about to take. That one got us at the front of the Disney. Like right when you take, like right when you walk into Disney they have the building right there too. And now when that was nice. Don't bring Disney into it. No.

We're talking about the pilgrim. Okay. But there are, there is some controversy because there were, it seems like they stuck to like, hey, we're going to go into the fountain. of America with these decorative coins that are celebrating 250 years. But the actual committee that came up with these designs had other designs that they had agreed that would now show face in these, excuse me, in these new coins to celebrate the 250 year anniversary. And one of them was about abolition and civil rights.

Abolitionist Frederick Douglass was on one. And then also a proposed civil rights inspired coin featuring Ruby Bridges, excuse me, The child who integrated New Orleans schools in 1960s is the little girl that had to be walked to school. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know. I thought they were going to have Rosa Parks. That's a whole other situation. I think, believe that is happening.

But this one was nixed and was not in these new ones. Ah, dang. So there's another one with women's suffrage. They designers recognize the women's suffrage movement and women's contributions to expanding liberty in the U.S. There's none of that either. Yeah. So I guess it's just really saying and putting their foot down of like even if it's been approved, we're not going to. We're just going to pretend that it happened and we're going to be like, hey, remember the Nina, the Pinta Santa Maria?

That, yeah, it feels very like, remember the good old days type vibes? And I'm like, I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't know. The Pilgrim one makes it feel a bit weird. I'm going to lie. Yeah. Yeah, because it looked like Amish people too, you know.

The Amish pilgrims? Yeah. Amish pilgrims. I don't like that. I love me a sac of juwea coin, you know? I like that because I was like, you know, Sacca, do we, you like, think about it. And it's a dollar. It's not just a quarter.

You know what I'm saying? The gold coins and stuff like that. And look how confusing these coins are going to be to our kids, right? Oh, so the food that was on the penny, now he's on the quarter. Yeah. Well, first of all those foods. Abraham Lincoln was on a penny, but pennies are going to go extinct now. And all the coins are going to be the same size?

Well, those are for the quarter ones, bro. Those are all quarters. Oh, these are all quarters. No, the one, well, except for the one Angie I thought was. Now I'm confused. Hey, you know I used to collect quarters? So they're going to be normal pennies? No.

No. Penes don't really exist anymore. Yes. Yeah. Oh, come on. Okay. Let's go back to the quarters. The fool that you're going to think is George Washington is not George Washington.

Who is it? It's James Madison. James Madison. Oh, that's the other elementary school that I went to. My perro right there. He's the second president. But he looks so weird. He looks like, you know how SpongeBob and then there's like drawing SpongeBob?

He looks like drawing Somebody drew him from memory Yes Like they didn't look at a picture Yeah get ready for the coins Next time you get a new coin Look at it It might be commemorating

250 years of America And the pilgrims and all Our founding fathers were ugly They were ugly They were makeup and wigs Let's keep it real Let's go back to that Make up and wigs

You can come With Tocones Abraham Lincoln wasn't that ugly He was No Very much. Wasn't that ugly's crazy. What?

Wasn't that ugly's crazy. Like Los Ours? All right. Neither here nor there. Neither here nor there. There's new nickels, new dimes. Oh, by the way, on the dime is the statue of liberty, and she looks fine. That was fine.

She looks fine. Bigger to the statue of liberty on the dime. And you get it? A little baddie. All right. Let's get into studious full because our guy, Concrete is a... Hell of studious. Look at this studious house full.

Damn, Perritos is going down, dog. I want to teach you guys something today, dog. What, what? So a study has been made that, well, actually, you guys know that octopuses are like the most antisocial sea creatures in the world, right? No, I didn't know that. You can't even put them in the same tank, though, fight each other, they'll kill each other. Oh, yeah? They hide a lot.

Yes. Oh, yeah, they do hide. But when you introduce a little druggie drug, a little molly, a little MDMA, a little ecstasy, they like to touch each other, dog. Just like humans do. Can you believe that? I don't know. Who's introducing this to the Octopye? A doctor studies.

Yeah, doctor studies. I don't want to name his name right now because that's not important. But the point is, but the point is that whenever there's no more drugs, guess what? Octopause? No, they go into prostitution. No way. I know. I'm just kidding.

I added that part. Carpid. What's this study? concrete. You're confusing me. I'm dead serious. A study of octopus by monoculoids gives an observation of marine biological laboratory in Woods Hole, Massachusetts. They did the study and they gave them ecstasy. And apparently octopus love ecstasy. Well, isn't that the point of ecstasy? Yeah, it makes you very... Wouldn't anyone on E do what E does to things?

I just feel so happy. We didn't know that. We didn't know that. But I'm glad to for this because now we know that octopus's love ecstasy now. I'm going to start dealing to octopuses. Okay, so they don't get along with each other. They don't get along. They fight each other.

They will kill each other. But if you get them a little a little malidskis. Okay. Question. Then how do they mate? Oh, they have a hectopulotoculus. What is that?

Oh, yeah, that's true. We did look at that up. One of the tentacles is weird. They do mate. One of their tentacles is actually a the only time they don't kill each other. That's the only time they don't kill each other when they mate. Other than that, they're killing each other.

A lot. Yeah. They're all from different hoods, apparently. Thank you so much for that knowledge. I can't wait to go on. Tomorrow there's more. Drugs? No, tomorrow there's more knowledge.

You guys are more knowledge. You guys are power. Yeah, dude. Hello, studios. Look at this studious as food. Thank you so much, country. Of course. You learn today.

You learn today. Don't be mad. You learn that octopus. Will you ever use? this? No, but you know it. What till you find out what B's like tomorrow? Oh, God.

It's no more of that. Victor, sports. You guys, don't let your ops steal your trademark, okay? That's happening right now to the team formerly known as the Oakland A's, all right? They're in danger of having to change their name when they moved to Vegas, right? So they moved away from Oakland two years ago, and they plan on moving to Vegas in 2028, where the Tropic County used to be to have a whole stadium being built. And they tried to file a trademark after all this.

After they started construction and started to make their move over there, they tried to trademark Las Vegas A's slash Vegas Athletics. And then they found out somebody beat them to it. Oh, my God. They waited this long, though, to do it when it's like they knew they were moving there two, three years ago, right? As soon as you even think it, you have to get a trademark nowadays. Because there's a whole business of people that like are just going around buying domains,

be like, hey, if you want it. Just pay me hell of bread. Yeah. Yeah. And it's such a big deal with licensing, trademarking, merchandise. Like, you would think that's the first thing you would do. So I thought maybe like some just like lawyer or some businessman was like, all right, yeah, let me get to this first.

You know, they missed the spot. But no, it was their biggest ops ever. All right. Listen to this. We said, let's file for it. And so we filed a new one. It got accepted. And now it's in processing.

So last dive bar is, hopefully within five months will be the owners of Las Vegas athletics. The last dive bar was like. a super vocal group of Oakland A's fans that was like, don't let the team move, keep the team in Oakland. And so they found a way to trademark the Las Vegas Athletics. And now they're selling T-shirts that say Las Vegas Athletics Trademark. Yeah. You know why this might be confusing to those of us that don't know this sport very well? Yeah.

Because I thought the A's and athletics same team. It is. It is. So it's like the Rams. So the RAMs is for athletics. So the A's is just short for athletics. Okay, so a fan bought it. Yeah.

Yeah. A fan group. But you're saying an op bought it. Yeah. Because they're no longer a fan of the team because the owner moved the team. Yeah. People in Oakland are mad that the A's would. So the friend became a foe.

Oh, okay. They were their biggest fans and they moved them away from their. I thought like whoever their rival team bought it. No. That's what I thought when you said the op. Not someone that wishes they didn't leave. Yeah. Well, they don't have a team anymore.

So they hate them. They hate the owner especially. They didn't really to stick it to the owner. Yeah. That's smart. Yeah. That's really smart. Don't do it.

It's like. Angie, buy Brumbai morning's everything right now. If you guys want my tickets, go to Power106.com. Our website was down for a little bit. I don't know if we paid the the year leave.

And then Connie's like, oh, I'm going to buy it right now. He's picking out his credit card. I know. So if you guys want to see tickets to my show is go to Power 106.com. I own it now. I own it.

Thank you for that big. Make sure to trademark all your stuff. stuff way beforehand. As soon as you think about it before you tweet it, I know we all get excited to talk about our new projects, whether that be podcast, books, a song,

a movie, go trademark it. Because people are ready and willing to take you for your bread, man. Hey, Greg, what's the name of your new podcast? Don't worry about it. I have the domain already. Where can I pay? Where can I watch? Don't worry about it to have a domain already.

All streaming platforms? Keep it here.