Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 635 Lusting After His... Therapist!? 🫠 + The Pentagon of the Sky Visits LAX | Brown Bag Mornings (01/12/26)

Episode Date: January 12, 2026

The crew navigates a legendary Homie Helpline where they try to determine if Jack is actually "vibing" with his therapist or if he’s just falling for a "mental stripper" who is literally paid to listen to his problems. The comedy stays high as the squad reacts to a viral youth hockey brawl where 10-year-olds were throwing "haymakers" like NHL pros and investigates why the "Pentagon of the Sky" was circling LAX. [Edited by @iamdyre 🛫]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Before the podcast starts, make sure you like, subscribe to the channel, leave a review, and send the link to a friend while you're at it. The more brownback, the better. Come on. What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from? All right, y'all. I want you to guess which city, all right? Which city had the audacity to do this to the police?

The L.A. The L.A. Shares Department. Okay, then I'm sorry. Oh, L.A., okay. It's talking about an incident that occurred out of Starbucks Friday, January 9th. In which what they say, a deputy who had stopped for coffee was deliberately served a cup bearing a hand-drawn image of a pig. Oh.

This really happened, okay? This hand-drawn image, you could look at it, Brown Bag Morning's 106 on Instagram. It's a full, full pig. It's not like a little, cute little, the nose thing. Cute little swine. Yes, I guess, and it's like there's two circles on the bottom, and one says decline, and one says accept. So it's like if a pig is calling. That's cool.

What? Like, I don't know. You guys got to peep the photo. This really happened out here. Which city? Silver Lake. Not Silver Lake. Not Silver Lake?

No, of course not Silver Lake. Highland Park. I'm just trying to think of all the... Those are very gentrified areas. I know. All the places that say, do you find the police? Ah. Anybody else?

No, you're wrong, bro. You're wrong. Leave Silver Lake and Highland Park got out of this, all right? I'm going to say Santa Monica. Santa Monica? Is there a reason? I don't know why. Just Santa Monica, I feel like this is something they would do.

They were just... What? Paramount. Paramount. Why is it Paramount? I feel like they would do that there. I feel like they would do that there. They're anti-ice, not police.

Same thing. Dang, maybe I shouldn't know ask this question. LA County. What's it is? Paramount was the first city, low-key hit by, like, reading it was last June by... You're a mom. No, no, no.

Leave them alone. Angie, you got to... I'm going to say downy. Downy. Downy, no. That's a good one. Downy? There's never a frowny over there.

And they're downy. No. No. No. Good relationship with the police. It was the city. City of Norwalk. Yeah.

Oh, it was really close. Yeah, they don't give up. Yeah. No, they don't. Yeah. Is that wild? Yeah, I believe it. Norwalkians are wild.

They are crazy. The main court is there. People get married there. I know. The metro ends there. It just ends. You just end up there. No way.

It's just the point of no turn. That's right. They got to walk to Orange County. Okay. So, yes, the deputy quickly reported the incident to the store manager who advised that the matter would be investigated. Is they're going to do internal investigation? We don't know which one of these fools in here. They're all suspects.

Yeah, they're all suspects. drew it. It took crazy drawing. Yeah. And I would just think like, dang, that's the audacity really, because I get,

I get the whole reason why you're calling like the pig part or whatever. Yeah. But to draw it on their coffee and give it to them. Here you go, sir. That's some type of cahones

I've never seen before, yeah, that's wild. That's so wild, right? I like the drawing. Yeah, it is a very,

not for nothing. Doodle. I wonder why they put like the accept and decline. That's what I'm saying, like, a pig is calling. So that's weird. Or maybe, I don't know, maybe this was a photo that's supposed to be for someone in there.

Like, hey, the pig called for his coffee. Oh, I don't know. Maybe. He just gave it to him. It's a happy little pig. Wow. It went to the market. That's a little pig, man.

Looks at the ones from Minecraft. Yay. It does. They're going to take a picture of this and hang it at Norwalk Records. Yeah. Okay, the sheriff spoke directly to the deputy check on his well-being. convey his support. Oh my God.

Make it clear that disrespectful actions will not be tolerated against our person. Oh, okay. I just have two weeks off. That's really sad to go through roll. It is. Every day you got to pass by somebody would be like, smells like bacon in here. And then now you get a cop up.

Sure. Distrox. We're getting it together. All right. Angelica, there's Chisemason. Yes, you guys, okay. Listen up perritos. Concrete, I'm talking to you.

And all the perritos out there. Okay. There's a new study that apparently being a chismoso pays off. Eavesdropping. I'm talking about real dogs. Okay. There's a research out in LT University, right? That they made saying, like, you know what?

Apparently, like your dog, if you let him ease drop, he starts to learn new words. My dog, like my actual, like, yeah, your actual perro. Oh, okay. Not like my homie. What do you mean if you let him eavesdrop? Or is just around while you're talking? Yeah. If you let them eavesdrop on your conversation, things like that, they start picking up words just like the same way that

toddlers learn Oh new words Okay Same way toddlers learn cuss words Yeah Oh wow

Yeah My nephew's in that stage Right now Yeah of course We have to watch anything that we say Because he just repeats And we just

We cuss a lot At home Oh they're learning The bad words Yeah so maybe my dog The other day Louis is like It's laughing cold mom

And I said Whoa chill out Which one of us Did you learn that From first of all Wow If it's me He'd

Ha ha ha If it's dad I got a problem All right But what you're talking about Angie That dogs can like what, recite words?

Not recite words, but they'll start understanding. So, like, if you start talking about, like, a toy or anything like that, they'll start picking it up and saying, like, oh, this is so-and-so. Or even names. My dog part of them. I don't understand. Your what? Yeah, he does.

Because we talk in English or all my dog, and my dog, he speaks Spanish. Which is, no, you're right. My parents raised my dog, so I don't think he's bilingual. You're right. Is that your parents' first? He's in my parents' house, and now he's with us. Yeah. My parents talk to him in Spanish, so I doubt he's bilingual.

It happens, though, because our dog is bilingual, too No way I'm not even kidding The Ansanan dogs are different Well, it's because my mom Oh, my mom will regagna in Spanish So he understands And then, and then like us

We'll talk to him in English And so he understands that too So it's like, Sientate or sit He'll understand that too Yeah Were you guys expecting dogs to not understand This is what I'm tripping out on I feel like this is normal behavior

Yeah, that's what I'm saying Like if you tell a dog walk They're gonna be like Oh, they're gonna know where What walk is Yeah, I feel like Yeah, no, it's like a whole study. And apparently this group of dogs, it's very rare.

And they're called genius dogs. What? What? The people, this one's that... The ones that eat drops, the ones that listen to the conversation. I'm confusing because I feel like all dogs eaves dropped. They're all in the room and you're just talking. That is true.

No? You wouldn't know. And then they all understand. So basically, what? Regular things are happening. So shady. Don't talk about murder around your dog? Yeah, five.

So snitch on you. He's going to smack on you out. To the cop in Norwalk, Star books. What Angie? So this researcher, her name is Janie Dore, right? Post-doctor researchers. She said, we found that these dogs can learn the names of new toys

when they listen to their owners interact between them. Same way that wanted a half-year-old learns. Yeah, so it's a normal dog activity. But now it's proven that it's a study and that's for real. Now it's like official. It's on paper now that's why. Thank you.

Yes. Now they're a whole study. That's crazy. If you know, if you accidentally step on dog's tail, it will whimper. Study show. Did you know? Dogs love to eat.

Study show. You put food on the floor. Dogs don't have to get walked. All right. And you know, if you scratch your dog's ear, a little pink lipstick will come up. Oh. Study show. All right, you guys, that's the prechise.

Brought to you by your Toyota dealers. I'm Nancy from Brownback. Morning. Our car 106. All, we all Tupac fans in here? Yeah. We are Tupac fan in here? Absolutely.

I think that's a requirement, right? Absolutely. Even you, Greg. Yeah, I like Tupac. All right, but this might be taking it too far for as a Tupac fan. Someone is going to buy the $1.75 million Bm. BNW that he got shot in. I know.

Yeah. Like the actual BNW? The actual BMW tied to the 1996 Las Vegas shooting involving Tupac is now listed for sale online. With the listing describing it as the exact vehicle, the rapper was riding the night he was shot after attending a Mike Tyson fight. That's him. I don't know if I would want something like that. And I'm a big Puck fan. Previous to, like, social media and stuff,

like, the only thing we really got was, like, these books or, like, I would always try to search for unseen photos before. Like, yeah. It's a real thing. So to see this, the car itself is pretty wild. I feel like that'd be really eerie to have. So easy. Even in, like, a museum still, like, I don't know.

Like, I went to the Tupac Museum, but I don't want to see, like, stuff associated with the death like that. You know, like the last car you ride in. I think it's so close, right? Because I've seen the car where. like, what is it, that one couple back in the 30s. Bonnie and Clyde. Bonnie and Guy got shot up and it's like 100 bullets.

And I was like, wow, that's crazy. Did you watch, see that at Buffalo Bills? You're like, yeah, yeah. I love you. It's right down stigler. That was like, damn, that's crazy. Who got to drink? Fat Tuesday, anyone?

Tupac too close. That's crazy. Tupac, nah, dog. Because it was an old classic car to. Oh, that's crazy. They got super. blasted on. I wonder what that felt like.

No. No. No. Too early? Yeah. What, too early? Yeah. Two early?

Only been 30 years. This 96 BMW 7 series and clearly it's beautiful. Yeah. That's the car they were riding in but I don't know if that's something that you want. And then I trip out because his mother's not here with us anymore and I'm not too sure. I'm sure I know he has a brother, I believe that's still.

Yeah. Moprene. He's still alive. But it's like I don't know that he's not. in charge of the estate. So I'm wondering where this money goes to. Or if it's not even in the estate. I thought it was like his sisters or something like that that are running the estate.

The sisters? I heard it was like a lawyer. I'm tripped. I'll make double check. Yeah. I'll double check on that. But it's just a trip because you don't really know where it goes to. Yeah.

Or is it just some crazy thing to have, bro? I'm going to tell you right now, if Drake buys this car is a, because you can drive. Who needs to end up by the golden nuggets. I don't go see it. Is that still open? Yes, it is. And he's the end up at... No.

Not what the one here at commerce, he was so dumb. The one country is talking about is before Vegas. State life. There's two, Yeah, and then you... Yeah, we've never seen that when I was little.

It's next to the abandoned hotel right there. There's an abandoned hotel. It's the car. No, but Drake's been buying up a lot of Tupac stuff. Yeah. Like rings and jewelry. I don't know if I see this. That was weird.

That was the first thing I, like, try to look up is trying to see who owns the car right now. Uh-huh. And it's like one of the first stories He's like, Drake, get him buy the BMW. So he's tried before. Oh, God. He's tried for it?

He's tried before. I know. Leave him a little. Stop buying two-cocold stuff. He would have never liked you. And then like, that specific thing is wild. All right. All right.

Keep it here. More brown bag mornings on the way. Hey, we got a mashup from Gregorio. Yes, the first Monday matchup of 2026. What? Let's go. I'm kind of nervous. Okay.

We get to it after or right now. Let's do it right now. But why are you kind of nervous? I don't know. Are you shaking? I was listening to him so much. And, you know, I was like, Rocker's going to judge me,

Vicks going to judge me. They're going to be like, Shish. Shish, they're going to hit me with that again. Look how you guys have trauma times my little baby. People hit me on DMs.

They're like, Shish. They hit him with the trash. That Monday match us. Trash. It's not trash. I know. When I was listening to it over and over again,

I was like, oh my God. I hope. But it's, Kendrix's all right, with Eminem. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Without me?

What? What? I thought it was a Christmas song. Me too. We're going to play Greg's mashup. All right. Hold your judgments till after. But let's get into Monday mashup.

Here is Greg's version of Eminem and Kendrick. Me, nah, nah, no. Whatever that was. I don't wait until afterwards to give our opinion. He's so scary. Shit. All's my life I has to fight. Shit.

Oh, that's my life, ah, hard times like, yeah. Bad chips like, yeah. Nazareth, I'm fipped up, homie, you fipped up, but if God got us, then we'll be all right. We going to be all right. Bob your head, Greg is listening. We're going to be all right. We going to be all right. We're going to be all right.

We going to be all right. Do you hear me? Do you feel me? We're going to be all right. And when I wake up, I recognize you looking at me for the pay cut. Bahamas, I be looking at you from the face down. One mac 11 even rule with the base down. Skimming.

Now, let me tell you about my life. Pain killers only put me in the twilight. We're pretty bitching in the highlight. Now tell my mama I love it, but that's what I like. Lord knows. 20 of them in my shabby, tell them all that come and get me reaping everything I sow. So my karma come in heaven, no preliminary hearing. So my record, I'm a fucking gangstand silence for the record.

Tell the world I know it's too late. Boys because I think I'm going crazy Trying to side my vice is all day Would you please bring me when I said Wouldn't you know When I proud was low Looking at the world like weddew And we hate pro-poor

When the killer's dead In the street for sure I'm at the preacher's door My knees getting weak And my gun might blow But we're gonna be all right Going good for like a minute I was sitting like

Ah What is it end? It was going really good After the first hook It was like I'm up in their head I was like God, don't! And then it was like, Yahweh.

My God. A headache from bobbing so hard. Pause. All right. Congratulations. Thank you. Keep in here. That's the sound of the police.

The petty police. It's petty. It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty. Petitus.

Pull over. He just did a bi-roll in his chair. He'll be a pooh. Weir-re-re-re-re-pull. Pull-o. What else? Too fat. Hey,

yesterday was the Golden Globes. Yesterday was the Golden Globes. Can we give it like a round of a flash of Nikki Glazer? Oh, yeah. Nikki Glazer is awesome. Great. True success story. Yeah, she was the host.

Why a success story? Yeah, why? Because she's been, dude, I mean, working her racks up from, you know, like the comedy clubs and I've seen her going there. You've seen her in the past? Yeah, I've been around there. That's so tight. So she's a true success story, you know, working her butt off at all the comedy clubs coming up,

killing it, and now to be doing the Golden Gloves. congratulations to you. Come on, baby girl. Yes. I can't wait until you do the golden globes. I'll do whatever. The Globos de Horro. It's my concrete.

I'll do the famous of la Calle, for a for a while, call me. All right. Well, she's getting a little bit of backlash because of a petty joke she may have made towards Leonardo DiCaprio. Keep in mind. Leonardo DiCaprio was in the audience, of course, his film all... Everything. Every, no, all things I want. All kinds of films.

Every man for himself. Everything bad. happening. No, no, no, no. It's actually a really good movie, and Tiana Taylor won for her role in it. But yes. One thing after the next.

Something like that. One thing after another. Yeah, yeah. We got there. That's a team. Team, we got there. One thing after another. He was there, and he was there with his mom,

and she decided to make a joke about how young the girls are that he dates. Check this out. Leonardo DiCaprio is here for one man bun after another. Hi, Leo. How good was Leo in one battle? I mean, it's insane.

One battle. Look at us. She helped us. What a career you've had. I mean, countless iconic performances. You've worked with every great director. You've won three Golden Globes, an Oscar. And the most impressive thing is that you were able to accomplish all of that before your girlfriend turned 30.

I mean, it's just insane. Okay. And people are having a ball with what she said. Yeah. Radithio, of course, a woman. like a ladies man in Hollywood, but was this too petty of a comment? She's getting backlash for it,

because his mom was there. His mom kind of like did the Kermit the Friday or drinking tea. She just drank her tea while that was happening. So I don't know, it's up to you. No. Perty or justified? No, he knows.

I feel like that's his signature thing that everybody knows. Yep. That he dates girls that are 25 and up, right? Like, it's like nothing younger than 25. Like, I feel like he's... Whoa, whoa, hold on. Between 18, maybe not. Nothing.

Oh yeah. No, so, yeah, he like, after 25, yeah, just young girls, whatever. Like, not too young. Not those young. Uh-huh. He's like our generation is like Jack Nicholson, I feel. No. Our generation.

He was like always single. No, that other fool. The other fool. George Clooney. Oh, yeah. Jack Nicholson. I feel like they're in the same era. Jack Nicholson and George Clooney?

No, Jack Nicholson and George Clooney. George Clooney probably got like 15. 20 years on Leo. I've never knew Jack Nicholson would be a ladiesman like that. What? I didn't know that. What? That's crazy. Absolutely. The Joker?

What? What? He had all the player. I feel like Al Pacino or one of those did better. No. You're sold. I'm going to trust con on this one. Trust me. Listen. Jack Nixon with a man.

What? This guy? Yes, Angie. The Lakers guy. Anyways, back to the Golden Gloves Port 5 o'clock. Now, Leonardo DiCaprio did not win an award for, well, his own best actor award that went to Timothy Shammala Malikam. Oh, yeah. For the new movie that's out right now.

I didn't know that you can get nominated for something that's happening right now. They probably submitted it before it came out for nomination. One battle after another did win Best Motion Picture Musical or Comedy, so big up to them for that. He attended. He got his jokes in. To her credit, she did say, I don't know anything else about you, Leonard DiCaprio. You're so, like, there's so much mystique about you. We don't know.

We don't know your favorite color. We don't know where you like to go eat. We just know that you like dating little girls. No, little girl. See what you did, Vic. Do you did. Or not the cops are here. We know that he's from Michael Park.

How old is she? Was that me? Chris Hanson. Not young like that. Take a seat. What are you doing here at Menchis? you're here to be Man, she's minor.

Oh, chill. How do we get here? How do we get? Oh, man. Okay, all right, let's get you scrolling. Scrolling with all me. Speaking of a little kid. Greg, he's a little kid.

Bad Bunny has some competition this year on a halftime show because these little kids put on the greatest show of all time because they beat the out of each other during a hockey game. My biggest fear. So you know how hockey games, every sport has a halftime show, but this hockey game had little kids go out and do like a little... Like a dance, maybe like a corner grap. Yeah, like a mini game.

It's like a scrimmage game, basically. And these kids decided that they're going to throw down and start throwing hands, like if they're actually adults. Yeah, bro. And the crowd was going crazy. I'll check the video at Brown Bag Morning's 106 on Instagram. Yeah. I didn't see this in The Mighty Ducks, bro.

It was like a bunch of little kids. in the intermission of a hockey game and they were throwing haymakers at each other. They were just pushing each other around. And it was one battle after another. It never stopped. Like the cameras would pan and it would just be another set of little kids ramming into each other.

What's up, bro. Those kids are legends in their town forever. Going back home school today on Monday is going to be like, yo, bro. We were viral. Did you see Jacob? Oh, he was going crazy. Yeah.

Like one tackled one all hard too? Like just that don't fly. If you look at it, he had the same last name of the, okay, so towards the end of the video, you got to watch. Again, Brownback Mornings 106 on Instagram, viral hockey brawl between like a bunch of youth teams. But little, probably what do you think? 10, 11? I'm going to say like 11.

Yeah. So at the end of it, there was a smaller guy and he was, another guy was kind of pushing him around. Like the smaller guy, I don't know he, if he added in him. The same last name of the, like the goalie, I guess they might be brothers. came and ram the bigger guy. So I thought that was really tight. Like the goalie stayed on his own thing and let them handle it.

But as soon as his little brother was getting punk, boom, he went in. Golly with the save. I like it, I like it. They probably fight at home, though. It's like, Wihito and Luis. At school, you can't mess with one or the other because the other one got him back.

But at home, I'm like, wait, who are you guys? You guys? You guys are rival gang members? It turned into like a whole Royal Rumble. It was like hockey games. Usually when they fight, they just let two people fight. But this was like all the kids. Where were the revs?

That's true. It lasted a long time. They were on half time, too. Maybe. They let it ride. They let it ride. I know, but it's kids, bro. That's amazing.

That's even better. That's even better. It's stacked on top of each other. They have to get a little brawl on, you know what I'm saying? It's funny because it's wholesome, but it's not. It's a very wholesome video. I thought it was little people when I first started watching it. I was like, oh my God, this is crazy.

And then they were like, you're their children. I was like, that makes it. Because they acted all grown. Because they acted all grown. Because it looked like little people with the little suits on, man. That's crazy. I keep watching the video and I don't see any reps. Like, I don't.

No, no, no. At all, like not even on the sidelines. Since it was an NHL game or some type of game where that happened in the intermission. Yeah. The reps were probably inside. They didn't think that this was going to happen. They're not counting on that happening. That's right.

Yeah. A mighty ducks, let this be your sign and do a sequel. The fighty ducks. The fighty ducks. Yes. All right. Thank you for that. Greg.

Or yo. And now the weather. Oh, hell the dog. With concrete storm. Perritos, it is going down for the weather. Monday, January 12. First, we're up to the city of Perblossom. And if I never told you guys, you're awesome.

You're awesome. You're awesome. Oh, I look at that. Jose, Mona, you're awesome. You're listening to you. You're so awesome. You're awesome. Thank you.

You're high. It's 58 and 36 at night. Now we leap into the city of Glendora. sometimes I wish I was an avatar so I could live in Pandora Okay All right That's where they live

You filmed me? That's what they live I saw the movie this week It's not just where you make bracelets It's not where you make No, not at all You are 71 and 49 at night Now we pull up to the city of Ross More And if you don't go to Ross

You're close is going to cost more Yeah You are 74 to 8 And 48 at night And lastly we smash to the city of Chino You are super nice today No Frio You are 72 today

And you're 44 at night I'm trying to get used to this I'm trying to get used to my love at here Last year It's back to the city of Chino Not to be confused with a Filipino That one sounds better, right? Oh no

I love it If it's not trash it's racist Let's get it The racism comes out just real Just real nice, all guys. It flows off the tongue really up for you. I don't know what. How'd you come up with that so fast?

Smooth like, but, it's okay. We know Eman. That's a Korean. That's a Korean sings that song. Eman. Eman. It's all respect, brother. Be careful driving home.

Per Blossom, you're going to be 58, 36 at night. Glendora, you'll be 71, 49 at night. Ross Moore, 74, and 48 at night. And Chino, 72, you'll be 44 at night. Yes, you will. Put your little cobijas on over there. Perritos. It's your way concrete from Abak Mornings or Power 6.

Let's get it. I love it. Brownback morning. God. What did I say? You said Brownback. Is it not? Is it not on the backs of Browns?

We carry the show. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your head. We need a line. I mean phone line. We got your phone. The homie help line.

Jack needs our help. Jack hit us up and said, What's good, Brownback fam? My name is Jack, and I need some real guidance because my brain and my heart are not on the same page right now. He said, so I've been in therapy for about seven months. Oh, good. I couldn't stop DMing girls in my last relationship.

And my ex said I needed help because of that. All right. She told me we could not get back together unless I went to therapy. I wasn't excited at all, but now it's what I look forward to the most during my week. I feel like I've been growing, healing, unpacking childhood trauma, all that good stuff. Here's the problem, though. My therapist is fine. Oh my gosh.

Like actually fine. Not she's fine or nice for a therapist. I mean, if I saw her on Instagram, I'd follow immediately and slide in her DMs. If I saw her at the club, I'd immediately buy her a drink. If I was on fire and she asked me for a glass of her, of water. I would give it to her. No, she's bad then. She's bad. She's bad. Yeah, she's bad. No, the therapy's not working. She's supposed to stop doing this stuff.

He said, we're both single. She's around my age. We talk every week. She laughs at my jokes. And look, I might be tripping, but one time she told me, you know, in another universe, this would have been a really good first date. Hell. And ever since then, my brain has been doing backflips. she remembers little details about my life and sometimes I catch myself thinking are we perfect for each other?

Oh my gosh. Or am I going to tell our kids one day about how I met their mom in therapy? He said, now I'm conflicted because on one hand I know therapy is supposed to be a safe place she knows my trauma, my insecurities, my worst moments.

She sees me cry but she understands me so well. Am I really supposed to ignore the fact that we vibe just because she has a clipboard in a degree? He said, I always wanted a beautiful, educated woman with a degree in a career. Why not this one? He said, I'm not trying to be weird. I'm not trying to cross lines.

I talked to my sister about this, and she said it's something called transference. Transference? And I'm not into her like I think I am, but I think this is real. I just want to know, do I shoot my shot at my therapist, or do I ignore my feelings and keep it pushing. I love. Ask your therapist. He has nobody to talk to about this.

He talked to his sister. Isn't he in therapy to get back with the girl? Yeah. That was the original goal. Maybe it changed now. Being delusional in love is just the best. You know? He's over here planning his life.

Yeah, you already see the kids. He's perfect. She's supposed to like you, dog. You're like a stripper. She's like you're paying her to me. Listen. True. Yeah.

You're not wrong. That is your job. You guys pay shippers to listen? Yes. Yes. Y'all talk? I mean, I've done that in a million years. But let me tell you.

Let me tell you. They were the shoulder to listen. They're supposed to listen and like you. And then they ask for a Red Bull. And then like, what? Therapists do their own version of providing a service for you, right? And then you pay them for that. But it's clean.

Good clean. Good clean. Mental communication. Transference. I looked it up and it says it's a psychological phenomenon where you unconsciously redirect feelings, desires, and expectations from significant people in your past on as someone in the present, often a therapist, viewing them as if they were that past figure. So maybe he's thinking of her the way he thinks of the Instagram girls or maybe a crush he had.

Or maybe he used to just vent to his girl about his day and like since he broke up with his girl, Now it's just like he went straight to just talking to therapist and now he's just like used to that. It says sexualized transference is developing romantic or sexual feelings for the therapist often stemming from unresolved relational needs, which I'm assuming is why he's in therapy. Yeah. And then I'm also wondering if she's meant to trigger him, like if that's part of her therapy. You know? Like manipulative? No, like see how he acts to a trigger.

Oh. You know what I'm saying? Which would probably be like that flirting. I've been playing you, Jack. That's messed up. No, because you want to get better. You want to see if you, like, I don't know, sharpen your steel. I wore this pencil skirt on purpose.

Imagine? She's just playing with it? You like pencil skirt? I don't know what it is. I just heard it once. No, you're coming out right now. Right? No, you really mean it.

Dude, you're literally telling us exactly what you want. It's not his fault. We all played lotteria. La Dama was fine. That's a good skirt. La Lama had a great pencil skirt. Okay? Should he shoot his shot at his therapist, he does seem to think that they hit it off.

And I guess how else do therapists get in a relationship? That's true. Not with their clients. I don't know. I was going to get it. Outside, because that's unethical. My sister's a therapist and that's unethical. Like she would get.

Yeah. And so like relationships are not allowed within your own, like with your client. Yeah. You can be with your client like in a relationship after two years of not being there. Mm-hmm. So he can wait two years and then shoot his shot. No, that's his true love. Love is love.

She sounds like she's really fine. I think he'll wait two years. Yeah. Unless he fights somebody else. But he's in there for a problem. He's in there because he can't stop DMing girls. He said, I couldn't stop DMing girls in my last relationship. And my ex said, I needed help because of that.

She told me we could not get back together unless I went to therapy. So he's, there's an issue there. He has a lot of lust in his heart. He does. She is the cure. No, she's not. No, I don't. Yes.

She's understanding because she went to school. and she understands, I guess, what he's going through, all of the social media triggers and what life is like right now for a guy. And he just feels like, oh, my God, she gets me. She does. I like how he said she remembers little details about my life. It's like, she's supposed to. She writes notes. They take notes.

You have a folder, you know? She's got filed or no. Is it possible for you to start dating your therapist? Could Jack do it? I don't, I'm not asking if it's ethical. People do unethical stuff every day. Yeah, yeah. But could you end up with your therapist he would like to know?

Or should he just ignore his feelings and keep it pushing? Okay. Ignoring your feelings and why are you in therapy, dog? Yes, see? Shoot your shot. Go hard and the pintura, dog. Just get it over with. Okay, here's like, I don't know, though.

It might be a bad case scenario that she does get what you. Let's say she was fritting. Yes, she does, like she is the one that you want. She also knows all your trauma and your triggers, and now she's going to send you to another therapist for the same thing. No, it's going to work out. She's not going to push his buttons. Okay, okay.

Okay, hold on. Angie, your sister's a therapist. Often people in therapy, not that they don't have it all together, but they too have dealt with some things, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So my sister's a therapist, and then there's therapist for therapist. No, that's a thing because she also goes to therapy because sometimes it's like a lot of people's problems.

So then it's like now you need a therapist Or all that stuff Therapy squared And therapists aren't perfect people They got their own struggles too So we need a homie helpline Huh? Because we're therapy

We do Who's gonna help the homie helpliner Oh Perito helpline for favor I have a thought though Like let's say he starts dating The therapist right? Okay What if he starts getting jealous

When she starts seeing other clients? Okay, this is not a stripper again What? Y'all Y'all love us for what we do, then hate us for what we do. It's so weird. Yes. Y'all love the stripper, then want her to quit after you get with her.

Absolutely. She's fine. You don't need to be doing that. Stop, because you're the one. Why do you get with a girl if you're trying to, like, mellow her out once you get with her? You're a big proponent. You're on our side, bro. You get it.

Yeah, yeah. You get it. Let's go to Robert in Woody. What do you, Robert? Robert. Hey, how do you want a brown bag? Hi, Robert. Is our guy Jack Tripping or should he shoot a shot at his therapist?

Shoot his shot. I want to see, I want to hear the hard disk. You want to see how she diagnoses him after? Exactly, yeah. You guys should do a follow-up on that, so we can find out to see what happened. You said. I guarantee he's going to need therapy after that one, too.

Oh, no different therapist? Get a dude therapist. Yeah. No, get a dude therapist. See if you want to shoot your shot at him. All right, let's go to Cynthia. Cynthia, good morning, Cynthia. Thank you, bro.

By the way, thank you for calling. Cynthia. Good morning. Good morning. Happy New Year to you. I don't think I've heard you since last year. No, I've heard you guys since last year. Come on.

Happy New Year. A lot of people are getting back into the rhythm of things in the new year. Cynthia, talk to us. Is our guy Jack Tripping or should he shoot a shot at his therapist? Yes, like, I feel bad for Polo of Pink Pink. he a little slow because she don't want you. Like, all jokes aside, he needs to have a male therapist because if he has a female therapist and she shows him any kind of anything, like you said, she sneezed and he says, thank you.

She's like, oh my gosh, she wants me, my future wife. It's true love. I'll have five kids with her. That's true love. He needs a male therapist. He needs to keep that same energy so he can actually get out what he needs. You don't think she's leading him on, though, by like saying in another universe, this would have a perfect date?

Come on. She needs therapy and not the therapy to get off with her clients and their job. I mean, for herself, like two different therapists because you're a couple of us. Yeah, you need therapy, just not heard. Thank you so much, Cynthia. Happy New Year to you. Thank you. Yeah, what if you get a guide therapy?

You too, baby, girl. What if you get a guide therapist and he ends up looking like Zeus to train him? Yes, Zeus. He wears a pencil skirt? Oh, my God. Mix weakness? I'm like, dude. You're fine, dog.

You should go to therapy to, like, unpack those feelings. I know. Like, dude, what am I doing here? I have to talk about new feelings. Don't look at me like that. Let's unpack that, concrete. When did these feelings start? Wait, wait, you're going to lay down?

That's crazy. How old are you? How old are you when these feelings started? Hey, don't hypnotize me. Jesus is a personal trainer. He is not a therapy. No, he's not. Imagine, though?

Oh, my God. You're fantasizing about him already. Keep you a bono. To an eclipse of the heart. I'm just saying, imagine, right? Wow, that's crazy, huh? Hypothetically, you know. Just imagine.

But it would be more of a you thing. That's a personal issue. That's my history of nature's fault. Yeah, I know. We'll figure it out in regards. Let's move on. Let's up with this movement. Yeah, Jack.

What is Jack want? What is Jack want? What is Jack want? I want to unpack your feelings, bro. Your feeling, bro. No, take off your glasses because right now you do look like a little therapist. My eyes hurt. What?

So I have to wear my glasses. I can't wear my contact. Why do they hurt? I don't know. My contacts. Because she doesn't have contacts. Let's help Jack. Let's help Jack.

You're okay? Are you okay? BJ in Diamond Bar. That's a funny name. BJ, talk to us. DJ. DJ. Yo, what's good, bro?

I'm back. What's up, bro? What should our dude, Jack do? Look, y'all remember bad boys, right? Mike Lauer. was with his therapist. Oh, my goodness. And the last one, you know what I'm saying?

He ended up marrying his therapist. Yep. So I say shoot a shot. She's going to let him know what it is anyway. Shoot your job. She's going to get hit on all the time, you know. She's going to let them know what it is anyway. It's going to be a no.

But, you know, it's going to be a no. It's going to be a no. But get that practicing. But you never know. Do you think that he could continue therapy without hitting on her, like just kind of pushing those feelings to the side? Do you think that might be a possibility? Not at all.

Not even a little bit. Because he's already thinking that. So either way, she shoot him down. He's going to have feelings, you know, like, who was that? The last caller saying that he had going to need another therapist. He needs therapy for therapy. I can get this, you know what I'm saying? So he's going to just need a male therapist or she talks to the GPT.

You know what I'm saying? Chat GPT? Talk to chat. That's pretty funny. That's pretty funny. No, because then people fall in love with chat too, bro. People have been doing that lately. Those are just the weirdos.

Those are just the weirdos. Chad GPT help me with my business. You know, set and everything. Hey, it's pretty good. Hey, BJ DeMoss, man, I sell Tema's Lemonade. Y. Y, man. Fire! Let's go.

T. Moss lemonade. Hold on the line. We're going to check you out, bro. It's KPWR, FMHD1, Los Angeles, Power 106. L.A's number one for hip-hop. We're inside the homie helpline. The homie Jack hit us up because he's in love. with his therapist.

She gets me, she listens. She laughs at my jokes. He went to therapy because his ex was like, bruh, you do not stop lusting. You're hitting girls up in the DM. You want me to take you serious? I'm going to take you serious if you go to therapy. He went to therapy, but now feels like his therapist is the love of his life.

She gets him, she talks to him the right way, understands his trauma, all of that, and she's fine. What do you say? If I had a water, if I had water. If I was on fire. I was on fire. And she asked me for a glass of water. I would hand it to her.

No questions asked. Goodness. She's fine. That painted a picture in my head of like the level of fine. She is. I can see the pencil skirt now. Goodness. That was a big.

Okay. So he's asking, should I shoot my shot? Because honestly, she's told me something a little crazy too. Like during one of our sessions, she said in another universe this would be the perfect first date. I don't even know how that makes sense. But she said it. And then he took, he's running with that.

And I was wondering, should he shoot a. shot and just like fall in love and this is true love and hey if they have problems they could just talk to her about it yeah that's true they have problems all right let's go to the other room and you're going to be my therapist for it uh let's go to jessica in the city of orange what's up jessica hey brownback good morning what up jessica talk to us you are a therapist i am yeah i am a therapist where do you what do you specialize in um i work with severely uh severe and persistent mental illness clients. So I work with people that are pretty sick.

Wow, that's a heavy job. So you must have a lot of understanding of, I guess, deep feelings and personalities. Yeah, definitely. And I would say that this is actually a pretty common thing. Like, a lot of people end up liking their therapist. They're like, you know, the vulnerable relationship just ends up to them, you know, liking their therapist. Not a bad thing, but also not a good thing. Do people fall in a deal?

It's happened before. Not going to lie, it's happened before. But, you know, like, as a therapist, your job is to see that, point it out, work on it. Because obviously, look at the reason why he's there. There's more to it. Like, that's not attractive. The reason you're here is not attractive to me. Would you ever tell somebody, like, in another world, this would be a perfect date?

Absolutely not. No. Yeah. Oh. No. We don't see our clients like that. Very interesting. Okay.

So do you think that this therapist? was shooting her shot as another therapist? I hope not. If she is, she shouldn't be working with these type of people or with, you know, she needs to do her own work. And, you know, because that could just hurt her or hurt him, you know, like, it's not good. Full transparency, have you ever felt any type of way about your client?

No. No. You see them as people to help, you know? It's kind of like if a doctor sees someone and, like, they're hurt, you know, it's like you don't pray on your clients like that. You want to help them. Yeah, but Greg says there's videos where that happens. Yeah, that's like what I'm saying.

Absolutely. Some people do. Yeah. I mean, I don't know who said it earlier, but after two years, you know, you can be in a relationship with the client. It's not recommended, you know, and you can't, like, leave a therapeutic relationship to, like, go be with the client. That's also unethical, and people need to do their own work. But also, that is, like, one of the main reasons that people get their license, like,

revoked or taken away because of that. Because they fall in love with clients. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, it's not uncommon. I have a question, Jessica. So let's say somebody shoots their shot at you Are you still allowed to be their therapist Or do you have to now like change

Or like get them a new therapist or something? You can be their therapist if you want If it's something that you guys were able to like work through And there's like a mutual agreement Of the client says like You know we'll work through it You know my bad You know it can happen

I just love so much Hey Jessica You said it's happened to you And when it has happened to you You address it I guess can you take me to that Was someone just, like, hitting on you? And then you kind of are like, hey, this is actually, I guess the word is transference?

Yeah, you can tell. I mean, either you can tell. You should be able to tell if you're a therapist, right? Like, you're there to point out things. You're there to point out things that the client maybe doesn't recognize, but you do. You can either point it out or the client will blatantly just be like, oh, you're pretty. You're like, oh, you know, what do you do outside of work? Either way.

And what do you say? What's your response? or what has been your response in the past? You know, like, explaining that therapeutic relationship is something that's, like, obviously, like, vulnerable and, like, comfortable, right? Like, that means that the person is comfortable, you know, even male or female, right? Like, people say, oh, I feel so comfortable with you. Like, okay, that's kind of the point, but a different type of comfortable, right?

Like, not I love you comfortable, but, like, I trust you. Let me ask you this. Do you think it's healthy for him to shoot his shot? No. So he should not, okay. I mean, not like that. I mean, he can bring it up, but hopefully she redirects it and, like, supports them. She has tools.

They all have tools because they know, like, look, we're therapists. We are bomb. We know the ins and out of the human brain. They can't get enough of us. Strippers? Ooh, it's all about us. You know? No, they know.

She knows what a joint she is. So she knows how to handle. Yeah. Yeah, but with everything. Hold on. We want to know what a joint you are. Yeah. Are you double jointing?

You're so stupid. Wait, what was that? No. Greg, you need therapy. Greg wants to see a picture of you. It sounds fine. Probably not. That's crazy.

I need some help, though. Damn, Jack. Some help. Jack is really Greg? Jack is really great. I know. All right. Jack hit us up on the Homey Helpline.

His ex said, hey, if you want to get back with me, you got to go to therapy. So he went to therapy for lusting. Then has started lusting on his therapist. He checked. Says she's fine, she gets me, she flirts with me, I could tell she wants me back. Should I just shoot my shot at her? Or do I just have to live with these feelings for the rest of my life and go on just thinking about her and never being with her?

Do you make me want to be the one? Karina, Karina in Riverside. What would you tell Jack, is he tripping or should he shoot a shot at his therapist? I think he should shoot his shot as his shot. That's right. What? Yeah. Come on now.

That's right. Why, Karina? She could lose her license. Oh, well, I've heard a long time ago There's a high statistic of psychologists falling for their clients What? What? Wait, wait, wait, what?

No way. You studied school. Where did you? It's been a well since I heard about it, but pretty sure it's still there. Look it up, Greg. Look at up, Greg. Yeah. Statistics of therapists and their clients getting together.

So you, if Jack was your homey, you would tell him, Karina, just do it. Yeah. I would tell them just do it. If anything, you can do it like subtly by saying like hypothetically what if I... Because she led within another universe. This would be a great first date. Hey, in another universe, would you accept a date for me? Imagine?

Yeah. Sorry. This was whispering. Karina. Karina, how are you, Karina? 33. Oh, you sound like little kid. Yeah, he's not young.

All right. But you suggest to do it. And I'm going to tell you right now. He heard don't do it from all the calls, but our guy Jack is going to listen to you. Yeah. Probably. What's up great? It says 70% of therapists admitted to having romantic relationships.

I knew it. I knew it. Dang. What about ethics? What about y'all ethical therapists? They can't lose their license like that. They'd rather lose their license than lose the love of their life. A license is a replaceable.

Yeah. You don't know. Isn't it a thing we like to fix people? True. The clients are right there are all broken. But that was going to come in all perfumado. Just like all nice. So what's wrong?

Nothing. Honestly, I'm just too perfect. What a trench code. I think he should tell her his feelings, not shoot his shot. Yeah. Tell her how you. Shooting a shot is different. Not, hey, you want to go on a date that shooting your shot.

Hey, I have these feelings that I'm trying to figure out and they're about you. That's letting know her. feelings. Or hypothetically. You want to get me matter? No. Why?

You're going to be admitted. You're going to be admitted. You're going to be admitted to a mental institution. If you don't me kines, but we're going to go to. That cannot be your go-to. Poor Nikki, your wife. Bro, I don't know. I can't fight with them or else he just tried to say he's going to end it.

I'm mad my dog. We got to do. We got to do everything. We got to hurry up and give away these tickets because Congress's got to poop. Let me tell you. It's going to explode. Oh. No, you know, it's the worst part is when you get closer to the bathroom and your butt nose,

you're like, oh, you're almost there, buddy. What did you say? How is it like right now? It's like, it's like, it's like, it's notching at the door. It's like, out of the puerto. Let me out. A loading, doc? It's like, quade.

If you ever seen Toto Rico, it's a little monito that comes out of his stomach, quaid. No, I never remember. You never seen Total Recall? I remember Total Recall. 80s reference. But I remember the secretary and she was putting her, she was changing the color of her nail polish with the stylist. Yeah.

And now they're doing that in real life. And they have face time in Total Recall. Hurry up, hurry up. Oh, you know what else I was doing the other day? Oh, come. Oh, come on. Please let me. Okay, it's time to give away to tickets.

But first, should we all just do a pleasure of allegiance? Yeah. Led your allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. Concrete? And to the Republic for which it stands. One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. That's how you feel down there, huh?

Have you guys heard like, I'm proud to be an American? Where at least I know I'm free. You're not. us. Nope. Man, these chicken nuggets are coming, brother. Do you guys remember your high school alma mater? No, anybody?

You could say that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, let's go one by one and everybody tell me the teachers that you've had from kindergarten. Oh, that's perfect. I'm kidding. Let's get away his tickets. Nah, it's going to start smelling in here. Ew.

He's sweating already. He's sweating. He's a warm. He's a runcho. Okay, so let's hurry up. Let's hurry up. All right, we got Stephen in Anahehy. Stephen, we are singing.

Stephen, we're singing for tickets to go see Bruno Mars at SoFi Stadium, October 2nd or 3rd. Are you ready, bro? I'm ready. Steven, you're ready to sing? Are you going to sing? What are you going to sing? What are you going to sing? What song do I?

Is it like a straight one? I say whatever you want, brother. Come on, man. No, you sing a Bruno Mars song. I'm saying a happy birthday. I don't give a damn, man. Hurry up. I'll count you down, okay?

Three, two, one, go. Darling, I will catch a grenade for you Throw my hand on a brain for you You know I do anything for you I will go through all this pain Take a bullet straight through my brain That's enough, that's enough Hey, bro, I'm going on.

Thank you. Thank you. Why you interrupt it? You're going on. I have a grenade. Did I even drop my? He was in a good. Hurry up, brother.

Did you guys know that she said, grenade? Grenade. He did. He did great. He did great and he knew the words. Yeah, he did. He was great. No, he did amazing.

Contestant number two, Daisy in North Hollywood. What's up, Daisy? Hi, good morning. Good morning. You having your little cafettito right now? No, I'm actually on my way to work. Oh, man. I want a cafeito with Daisy.

All right, Daisy. It's time to sing like Bruno Mars for Bruno Mars tickets. Are you ready? Yes, I am. Three, two, one, go. When I see your face. There's not a thing that I would change.

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You did great. Terrible. Okay, let's go to Miguel in Santa Clarito. What's up, Miguel? Hello. What's up, bro? What's up, bro? Oh, is this a duo?

Which one of you singing? So it's my niece, Savannah. She's a little nervous. Don't be nervous, Savannah. It's just everyone in Los Angeles, the IE, O-C, A-V, all of that surrounding areas. Take your time. All right. I'm going to count you down.

You got to sing like Bruno Mars. You ready, Savannah? Yeah, I'm ready. Three, two, one, go. Oh, yes, look at you, look at here. Oh, what do we have? Another pretty thing ready for me to grow. But little just, you know, that I'm a wolf and ship cold me,

because at the end of the night, it's her I'll be holding. I love yourself. That's what you said. What is this? Drop her off at school, man. Drop her off at school. I think it is Bruno Mars. You're singing Bruno Mars, right?

Is it apat. Yeah, it's run away. Nah. Nah. Yeah, duh. Because you rap in. Yeah. Great job, Savannah.

Great job. Right. Run away. You got to talk. All right. All right. Let's go to Patty. Patty and East Lowe's.

What's up, Patty? Patty. Good morning, Brown, Bay. Patty, we need to hurry this up because Congress got, he's crowning right now. He is. We're singing for tickets to see Bruno Mars, right? Give me your best of Bruno Mars singing. Hurry up because I'm dilating.

Two, one. Go. Ooh, I got a body full of liquor and a cocaine kicker and I'm feeling like I'm 30 feet tall. Lay it down. Lay it down. You got your legs up in the sky, telling. Hey! I love the enthusiasm.

What was that? All right. All right, who would? I guess the first guy. The one that concrete. He'd interrupt. At least you knew all the words. The grenade?

Yeah, Gnade. Mr. Gnade. He was going off, too. Gnade. Stephen, can you sing one more Bruno Mars song? And if you do, you win the tickets?

Yes. Yeah, yeah. It's my daughter's favorite song. The P. The Psy face, something we go. Okay. Just go.

Just go. PYT. Michael Jackson, but whatever. Three, two, one, go. Kissy face. Cissy face. Pensey your phone. Yeah.

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because everyone's like, dude, we haven't seen it, we should only see this plane if something were to go bad or crazy. But Secretary of War Pete Heggseth, he was abroad the aircraft and apparently this is meant to get people to be recruited into the armed forces. Like, hey, you see this cool plane that we have? Circling in Los Angeles. Come join the Army.

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They dub it the Pentagon of the sky Oh so it's like super safe and all that One would hope That's pretty fire One would hope No I don't want to join Army of One Honestly those commercials give me going though When they're like Army of One

Only you can decide I'm like Real I'm like I might Yeah I might yeah how much is a signing bonus again I think like a fighter jet would be way better than The fighter jets are pretty cool Like during like Rose Parade and all of that

They would do that in the Rose Bowl game. The aircraft, though, itself is designed to keep the federal government safe during major national emergencies, including nuclear war. Safe and functioning. That's why they caught the Pentagon in the sky. Like, should something happen and they can't go and, like, really be on the ground, they can still do everything they need to in the sky with this, quote-unquote, Dune Day plane. That's pretty fire. The X-Men had a plane like that in the cartoons back in the day. Yeah.

The X-Men had a plane. You remember that? It looks cool, right? Super cool. And it had everything. Oh, yeah. This just looks like an average plane. I'm not convinced.

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Drag is going to get drafted right after this. But it flying around makes you feel like, hey, there's something going on. And just so you know everything is cool and under control. It is. Yeah. But also it's like... Yeah. On the brink of World War III.

Some of the Wi-Fi hits were good, dog. You're so dumb. The Wi-Fi. Have you guys thought about the draft? Like, real question. Oh. Oh, I'm past that. I think you passed.

I think Greg might be. Yeah, Greg can get drafted, not me. Jeff, you know. I still got. Yeah. I don't have no broken bones or anything either. My oldest is 20, and I really trip out. Like, I'm like, is my little guy going to be having to go in the draft?

Should people not, I guess, should the military not be equipped enough? Yeah. Then they say, but it's a real, it's a real thing to think about. And she would go too. No, why me? I'm, well, I guess it's not, it's John.

You would go, no, yeah, you would go too. I would draft myself. But I think women are not, like, the first ones to get drafted. It's all men. But you'd still go. And then, no. No, at times I've changed.

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You tried, and what happened? Oh, they were like, no. Not you, sir. Nah, read this. I was like, where? Check this. Check this. Almost all men in the U.S. age 18 through 25 must register with the selective service system,

including citizens, immigrants, documented or undocumented. Wow, we can fight your wars, but we can't have citizenship. Refugees and dual nationals, as it's a federal requirement for potential military conscription. I don't know if that's a big word. It's a big word. Vig, what does mean? Conscription? Conscription.

Conscription. With registration, general. required within 30 days of turning 18. So you had to have. It's required. Oh, to sign up. It's not mandatory, though. Yeah, it is.

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What? Pillow to your sidepiece. And his side piece. Side piece. His side piece. His side piece. Don't ever talk to. Don't ever talk to her side page, so I die.

His side piece is actually Selena Powell. If you guys know her, she's known for always like hooking up with like rappers and always exposing them. And he, Pillow talked to her, like she went onto a podcast and started saying everything that Offs had told her. Remember Cat Stacks? Yes. No. You guys always remember. World Star.

I feel like she's the evolution of who Cat Stacks was. which was a girl that would sleep with, like with no shame, sleep with artists, want to, and then be very public about it. And then low-key just kind of like, like, be like, oh, I took a Shane or, oh, this happened, or this person's like that. True. She wrote a book. A little bit different.

I feel like Katzak's, like, outed people that didn't want to be outed. But everyone wanted to sleep with. Yeah, but everyone wanted, she had videos. Everyone wanted to be part of that. You got what I'm saying? And Katzdacks, I think, like, it was. went bad for her but now there's selina powell yeah she's pretty much doing the same thing and offset messed around with her pillow talked to her she went on to an hour podcast called it the offset files

and she's talking about how about uh offset's kids and how culture doesn't really like the baby listen he called cardy's new baby a bastard i was like how is it a bastard though he was like because if the babies aren't mine there's a bastard so what you want the baby to be worse he was like yeah because culture don't really with the baby she just be side-eyed and the baby or whatever and the nanny be telling me all this. Dang. It's her podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's called Two Girls from Mars. And now her podcast actually was talking about it. But then she goes in and she starts talking about Cardi B too. Listen. Cardi has a restraining order on offset. So he can't a lot of talks to the babies at all. He's been FaceTiming Culture through his other daughter this whole time and talking to culture or whatever.

And I guess Culture has been saying like she hasn't even met Stefan. So that's probably why like she thinks like how the fuck is his baby? and I don't talk to my dad, like, how did you just have a baby, you know? Oh, damn. I know. And it's a lot of information. And I'm so disappointed in you, offset. I know, twin.

I'm so disappointed, bro. What you're doing, twin? That's your home, isn't it? No, but so, girl. There's so much down badness of this. Yeah. It is. It's like, why are you telling her?

Like, you know, como is? But then he brings up Stefan, and she's talking about Stefan as well. He told me that when he sees Stefan, he's going to shoot him in his knee. and strip him and rob him If I catch buddy And I can catch him It's gonna be there So I think she's on some

Man, beach strip And he eat all types Stefan being the baby daddy Yeah Who plays for the Patriots Yes Who needs his knee To play

Yeah to play To play and be a wide receiver No we just beat the charges Damn that's a threat It is It is Yeah And you're recording it

It's a verbal threat Yeah so she has like Recees she has sex messages She has recordings. She has FaceTime, all that stuff. But then she goes on, our offset goes on to tell her about Stefan and Cardi B not even being good. No. He said that Stefan went to the hospital when she gave birth.

It was only there for a few hours because when they're assigned in the birth certificate, the nurse told her like, because you're legally married, it has to be Offsett's name or your name. And so he got mad and abandoned her for like three days. What? Yeah. I'll say, he just opened his mouth and told her way too much. The thing is that people know about Selena Powell. Yes, respectfully.

This young lady, and she's out about it too. She's very public about it. He may need it have someone to talk to, but bro, you can't vent like that. Delage, man. And then it's just like, you just make a bad situation with you and your ex-wife worse. Yeah. Because those are valid threats, the things that he said. And honestly, you have a criminal past.

I was in jail when the Migos first came out really popping. Like, this could go bad to you on so many levels. It's just, it's, ugh, it's crazy to see. And Selena, like, I guess, are you going to knock her for doing what she does? Yeah, that's her thing. She's doing her job. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. She's clocking in right now. That's exactly. She's up. And, you know, he borrowed 15 grand from her and he didn't pay her. So I'm wondering if, hey, you didn't pay me? Here's all she. Oh, no.

She did say that. She's like, I'm going to get my money one way or another. For 15 grand. Yeah. She's like, I'm going to get my money one way or another by making this podcast with the views. There's videos of offset right now. now at the casino because I guess apparently he's really down bad and she had mentioned that he borrowed money

I don't know to gamble or something yeah he said that she said that he asked her for $15,000 and she's like okay because she's like you're not going to mess with Selena Powell like you know who I am yeah but what it was it for and so he used it so he can gamble it because he's down bad apparently like he's about to go broken and fell for bankruptcy what it's just too much you made hundreds of millions of dollars I'm a I'm assuming, I don't know. So like, there's another, I'm not pocket watching.

I'm telling you, like, this is a whole hour podcast. And so she goes on and she's all like, you know what? He also told me that he has like $13 million in his bank account, but he had to pay like $10 million to get out of his deal. And then on top of that, like Cardi hit him with a divorce. And then he owes the IRS to $1 million. And on top of that, he was cheating on her, so she divorced it. I know.

Poor guy. That just shows me all the stuff that Cardi put up with, bro. Yeah. Because I know we've been looking at them like, oh, they're both toxic, but you can really see like, dang, like, you held them down through a lot. To me right now, it seems like offset is just very lost. Yeah, bro. And it's, it does it, like, it's pretty sad. You know what I'm saying?

Like, at the casinos all day, trying to, like, win back what you earned as a musician, trying to win it back in the casino is not going to go good. And then linking with this girl who's going to just, like, expose everything in the meanwhile. I remember we had a minute. He's a Sagittarius. Yeah. Yeah. And we're talking, they were like, oh, yeah, you had like, seven girls. girls walk into the restaurant with you and I'm like you're sad you want someone to talk to bro

I know you remember yeah I know you do you need that mental stimulation dog don't be falling for these flusies like yeah but I really like pretty girls too okay why stuff yeah yeah I'm yeah talk too much I asked him if it feels a video or shoot or real life and then he's both because yeah like seven girls walking in a little yeah live fast bro and then things like this happen yeah now we know all your secrets full all right that's it for cheese Brought to you guys by Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Par 106.

All right, let's get to some happier news. 50 cent. Yay! I know 50 Centros everybody. But it's really cool to see a beautiful story about him. Every other story is like 50 cent went in on so-and-so. 50-winning on so-and-so. Yeah.

But it's really cool to see Feddywap, who just got released from prison after doing time for a drug trafficking charge. He got out and said that the person that was by him the most was none other than 50. Check this out. Fifty did a lot from him. From day one, it was like he reached out like, yo, whatever you need, just holl at me. You know what I'm saying? And I'm like, all, all, all, all, all.

And then it was like, where are this money going? I'm like, what? You know what I'm saying? I ain't used to that. I'm used to it. It's always the other way around. He, whatever I needed, he was right there. Like, he answered the phone.

He didn't shy off, you know what I'm saying? All the way down to the time I'm about to come home. He said, yo, how are you getting home and stuff like that? You know what I'm saying? So as far as financial and, like, mental, like, help. He was probably there the biggest. That's beautiful. Wow.

Yeah. And he meant like, all right, where do I summon the money? Like, where the money going? Like, give me the info and all of that. And usually Fetty Wap's a provider, maybe around his friends. But it was really cool to see that 50 cent held him down even after he was out. Yeah. Even caring, like, where you're going to go?

Like, you have a house, like stuff like that, you know? Like, that's really dope. And I was like, man, all you have to do the 50 cents, just not piss him off. He's the greatest person ever. Yeah. Nice. You know what I was thinking? you do.

You know what I was thinking? 50 probably hates that he said this. Maybe. Because it shows that he has more than a little grinch heart. True. It's like not. Don't let them know. Don't let them know.

He wants you to think that he hates everybody in the world except for like his youngest son. Bro. Tony E. And whoever works. He don't even get a lot more than his son, right? No, with one of them, but his youngest one. And then I don't know, maybe somebody else. Maybe like, I don't know.

Yeah. One other person. Very well. Yeah. Yeah. All right. She's a scammer. Scammers, I'm talking to you.

I'm talking to you. Let this be a lesson. If you're going to scam, don't scam in and out. They will get you. Two women have been arrested for using, what is it, counterfeit bills. They were using them across it, like different in and outs. Ay, stupidas. In L.A., Orange, Riverside, San Bernardino, and San Diego counties.

This is what their scam was. Their scam was that. They would get like a flying Dutchman about $5.15 or fries, like a dollar or something, right? Yeah. So it's a very low bill, low, like low charge or whatever. Yeah. They would give them the counter for $100 and they would pocket the real money that was changed. Right?

They were doing that until an employee at the Glendale in and out said, hey, this don't look real. Oh, she checked. It's because in and out, they're very respectful. They don't check your money like that. Like the thing for that. They don't do the little old. I like to think it was one of my Armenian homies at the Glendale in and out. Bro.

I know fake girl when I'll see you. Yes, yes. Spanzit right here. fake. Yes. Bro. Miara. Stop right there.

Yeah. It's fake. Harmon, come here. Check this out. What happened, Harut? These are all my homies, by the way. Harut, Seva, Kara. Karameis.

I feel like you shouldn't do that to Enonaut. Inanau was such a wholesome. family place. They give you good food, great service. Like, come, man. The other day I had, like, I had a stack of ones that were fresh, like Chris, like, Chris, and I passed them to the worker. Okay.

And he even looked at them like if they were fake because they were just so, like, Chris. Oh, I'm sure they have to be on alert now. Yeah. It's happening at an in and out, and then they've been doing it at the different in and out. Brough. Yeah. It was, like, weird. He looked at me like, you really, like, she gave me that look like you're counterfeiting

ones right here. Yeah. And I can't catch a break, man. The six seven, they can't use to order six seven anymore. Now I got to worry about your 100. Leave it and not alone. Please. It did trip me out, though.

The scheme. I didn't know you order a little because I'm like, why they only order fries? It's like, so the change that's real, you pocket. Yeah. And that's, why do you know that? Why do you know that? Like, why? I just learned that today because of this case.

Because that's something that would make sense. That's been happening. And if it don't make dollars, it don't make sense. Hey, nobody ever tried to sell you fake money before? Wait, sell you? What? Nobody ever try to sell you fake money? How?

Where? Yeah, they said, oh, like, you I have like a thousand fake dollars for you and just give me like 200 real ones. And then like, it's like a proposition. What on earth? Yeah, and it's like if you want to do it, you could do it. I'm so glad you stop talking to that fool, bro.

I'm so glad you're not his friend anymore. I don't know who it was. But I remember like being asked that and I was like, nah, I'm good. Thank you though. Did he give you a folex after that? No, no. Okay.

Definitely a federal crime. For sure. Yeah, for sure. The two women, they're 24 and 26, so they're like young scammers. Yeah. Could they say, oh, I didn't know it was fake? No. No?

They did multiple locations. What if it was one? What if, because somehow, maybe you fell for a counterfeit 20. Yeah. Because I'm thinking, like, let's say you have a counterfeit 20. There's no fault of your own. You go to a fast food restaurant and you use it and they catch that it's fake. Do you get arrested?

Do you go to the jail? This is why they messed up. They only ordered a frying Dutchman or whatever. Yeah. They didn't get a drink. They didn't get fries. That's suspicious right there. Yeah, you don't go to Indiana and not get that.

Only that. Yeah. At least ask for a water cup. No, at least after a water cup. Not protein. No. That's suspicious behavior. Lock them up just for that.

Yeah. Using a $100 bill for that? Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. What a loser. They even ask for Xers. Spread, nothing.

Yeah. Pepercinies. Yeah, that's suspicious. Well, they got caught. Okay. Leaving in now alone. That was money moves. Brought to you by

Your Toyota dealers. I'm Latifah Brown Bag Mornings on Power 106. But enough of me, it's time for Mr. Cough a lot over there. Let's go on. You know how there's your mix a lot? You're just a cough a lot. Yeah.

It's better than the other one. Shirt is a lot because you also poop a lot. He does. You are our? Hello, studios. Look at this, studious house food. You did some research, bro. Perritos, do you guys nap a lot?

Yes. All the time. Do you guys take a lot of naps? Yes, sir. I take a lot of naps. Yes, sir. And studies says, that if you guys take, like if you're a habitual napper,

you lose or you gain about 2.6 to 5.6 years of aging. What? What? What you guys don't know numbers? Which one was it? No, it's two or five? No, to point, 2.6 to 6.5 age. Six one.

Years of aging so you don't age a little bit of year, dog. Wait, make, make help. I think I know there's that. Okay. I'm trying to. So if you look 40. Uh-huh. You're technically 45, but you gain those five years of not aging, dog.

Okay. Wait, you're doing, you're speaking in like double negatives. So two to five years? I mean, where he is, dog? No. I can't be the only one that studio is here. Don't look at my notes. That's why I'm the studio's food.

I'm going to walk you through it. Walk you through it. Okay. You gain aging? Yeah, food, you get, like, you gain. You reverse aging? You reverse the gain this, man. The what?

The what? What? The what? The gaining of aging. Why are you gaining? It's reversing, dog. It's reversed, dog. I'm the studious one here, dog.

You are. I'm trying to tell you. So if you nap more like turn back the clock and look for it. And it also helps you. It lowers dementia, dog. Nap being Lord's dementia. You gave me dementia. The risk.

The risk. Let me be very specific. The risk. The risk. The risk of the risk. The risk of not remembering. Okay. You know.

So naps, you can, you can like, prevent aging. You can prevent aging, dog. Wow. And then since the brain shrinkage is linked to cognitive decline in dementia, the findings indicate that the regular daytime naps. I got it. I just took two seconds to read it. I get it.

It's all about your brain size, okay? So as to grow older, your brain shrinks. So if you take those habitual naps, your brain will not shrink as much. Okay. Therefore, it will be like your brain's age is younger. That's exactly what I said. turn. Do you guys get me a little bit?

That's exactly what I said. Yeah, so it's more like your brain, not your brain. And your brain aging. It just won't shrink as fast. Okay, so it's not my wrinkles and things like that. It's my brain. No, it's your brain. Okay, next time I know to dump it down for you guys.

You want to take a nap. Next time I know. Just take a nap right now. We'll be okay when you take a nap. No, no, seriously. Just take a nap right now. Especially if you're on the 118 bridge. Take a nap right now.

No. Oh my God. Why? You're an angry. No, if you have a test. Okay, okay. We have a Tesla It'll drive for you.

Yeah, take a nap, fool. I take a gang-in-naps fool. You're still being weight, Doss. I don't know about the study, for. No, no, you're not weight. You are a... Hello, studious. Look at this studious house full.

That was great. That was great. Everybody you learned today. I did. Thanks, thanks. Thank you. Your brain shrink. Take a nap and dogs listen.

What? That's coming up. They're coming up next. Dog listen. Dog listen. And they drink water. And Lester death. Have you ever had a deaf dog?

No. Oh, you would never know. All right. Hey, come here. He's like, Sparky, come here. Would they bark different if they're dead? He can't hear you, dog. They can bark.

They don't bark. What makes you think a dog can bark because it's deaf? No, because I think videos, and they don't bark. They still bark? They don't bark. They don't bark. Well, at least the videos that I've seen, they won't bark. People don't really speak to well.

They don't speak. The dogs is still barked though. I don't know. That was like, imagine you're calling your dog. You're like, hey, come here. Because I can still feel.

He's putting his eyes together. He's cross-eyeing himself. Hey, Rocky, come me, cabangas. Are you done? There's somebody to break it into the house, Rocky.

He's just doing cross-eyes to himself with his mouth open. Yeah. The dog can't hear you. That's crazy. That's a guard. I should. What if he was a rescue?

No, I'm talking about a guard dog. Somebody's selling you a deaf guard dog is crazy work dog. Well, honestly, if your death, your other senses are heightened. Yeah, like vibrations and stuff like that. Great, amazing sight. Maybe his sight. Oh, smell. It could smell.

It could smell an intruder. They can smell an intruder. Or feel it. You can smell fables going down, huh? Yeah. Like, hey, somebody's at the front door. I have ankle. That thing still smells.

Smoking. Is it okay if we talk about sports now? Oh, yeah, yeah. All right. Any more? Do you want to do your cross-eye? It's your turn, fool. Do you want to do your cross-site?

It's your turn. What does that mean? To talk? It's just sports. Okay, all right. All right, make, please. Yes. Please help.

All right. Help my death dog over there. The L.A. Chargers are out of the playoffs after only scoring three points. Against the Patriots last night. Super embarrassing if you ask me, which you all did. All right. But it's the same old chargers. You know, players on the charges were apparently admitting they didn't even know what defense the Patriots were running.

Listen to this. They had no clue what we were doing. And they came up and said that. We have no clue what you guys were in all games. At least that's accountable. They admitted it. We did not know. They were like a bunch of deaf dogs out there.

Oh, yeah, right. I couldn't hear it. I can't hear it. What are they running? I can hear. No one else make those jokes. What's the play? Okay.

Concrete's a comedian. There's different rules I hear. No, but imagine. Imagine that's what I'm saying. Imagine they can't hear. They were as lost as a deaf dog. They were. As long as a deaf dog.

That's crazy. They were. They were. That's your team, Greg. What do you have to say about your team? Oh, Chargers. That's a little. they were acting like a deaf dog.

That's embarrassing. Oli's calling three points. That is like trash. Yeah, one field goal, no? Yeah, one field goal. The whole game. Terrible. Horrible.

And this is playoffs. This is the playoffs. They have Justin Herbert. That's a great quarterback. They're done. Yeah, they're done. Yeah, they're out. They're out.

Yes. But the Rams are still in it. They beat the Carolina Panthers in a crazy finish on Saturday. They're moving on to the next round. Matt Stafford, their quarterback, threw a touchdown in the last minute to win the game. It was awesome. Stafford.

going towards the end zone. Parkinson! What a catch! And the touchdown! Bruh! I was at the ball, waiting in the food court to go into like this sushi spot,

and David Busters is upstairs, and you just hear that thing roaring. And it scared me, because I'm like, oh my God, something's happening. And I'm like, some sports must be going on. Yeah.

So then I looked at Twitter, and it was that touchdown. We were going crazy. It was wild because they were down. They were down. And then all of a sudden, And it's like they left a little bit of time on the clock. That's all Matthew Stafford need.

When he scored the touchdown, everybody was confused. Like, that's it. Like, he just scored just like that. Like, it was a great play. Wow. But this Sunday. Wait, so that means the Rams move on. The Rams moved on.

Okay. Yes. This Sunday, they are going to freeze their ass off because they have to play in Chicago. Ooh, the Bears? Yes, the Chicago Bears where a high of, it'll be a high of 20 degrees and a low of 12 degrees. Okay. Concrete storms. Concrete storms, right?

Look, but check this out. If you haven't even to do this. that just let me know. No, don't worry about it. You're not happy to like your turn. It was a turn. It was a turn. But it's not my turn.

Sports and weather together. Wow. There's going to be a minus of six to seven degrees over there. Six seven. Minus six seven degrees out there. That's how it's going to feel while they play at 6.30 at night. And the bears are used to it because that's hometown. And look at the LA babies out here.

You're cold. Yeah. And they're going to be very cold. It's not looking good for them. That's the home field advantage right there. They're going to be playing in the cold. A lot of the L.A. Rams players are not used to that. I believe in the L.A. Rams.

Where are the Cowboys at? Cowboys are not in the playoffs. Cabo. Cabo right now. Chilling. South Father Island. Are you guys a Rader fan? Where the Raiders at?

We're at the draft already. Yeah, we're waiting to draft. We're camped out outside the draft. We're number one. So we're on the clock. We're just waiting. We're waiting for June. So the Bears, the Rams,

Patriots and who else is in it? The Bills. Niners. Nineers are still in it. Yeah. What's it? Yeah, it's pretty much it. Broncos.

Oh, Broncos. Broncos. I like the Broncos. It's a horse. Seahawks. None of our teams are making it. Where are we choosing? None of them.

My team's in. What's your team? Rams. Yeah, but LA decided you're going to be a Cowboys fan. No. Rams. Watch the tape. Rats at the Cowboys.

We're audio. We can't watch anything. You're deaf dog. Audio was on tape. Audio was on tape, dog. Audio was on tape. What does that mean? That's how audio started.

And that's what they used to say, run the tape. It's audio. Yeah, but you said watch the tape. Whatever, dog. Watch the tape run. It's 2026. There's no more tape. You can't see the tape run?

No. And just to remind you, there'll be a high of 20 degrees, a low of 12. Oh, there are you? How dare you? How dare you? Good job. Keep here. More brownback mornings on the way.

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